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Speaker 2: Man. Oh they're in.

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Speaker 1: Here we go. They dove in head first. Here we

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Speaker 1: go coming up. Oh what are we gonna do? Oh yeah, jump?

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Speaker 1: Hid nod to the right, or what.

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Speaker 2: Are are you on methamphetamines?

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Speaker 1: No, dude, it's synchronized acrobatic swimming, so we got to commentate.

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Speaker 1: Oh she comes out of the water. Girls are upside down,

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Speaker 1: she's on top of her legs holding her feet.

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Speaker 2: I mean, these bathing suits the USDA approved.

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Speaker 1: Not sure this is supposed to be a family show.

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Speaker 2: Guys, don't let the kids if you're at the house

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Speaker 2: a little timmy, don't let him into the living room

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Speaker 2: because they are showing a lot of ass.

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Speaker 1: I mean, the girls that stay under the water, they

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Speaker 1: are staying under the water for way too long. Oh

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Speaker 1: head nod, right, yeah, fierce.

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Speaker 2: Well, we would play the song that they're doing, but

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Speaker 2: we can.

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Speaker 1: Cannot do that song. But this is pretty impressive.

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Speaker 2: Ray you ever done?

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Speaker 1: I mean, look at the girl. She gets upside down,

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Speaker 1: her head is on the bottom of the pool, Like,

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Speaker 1: how does she not panic? Like she's about to drown?

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Speaker 2: Props to the camera. Crews getting these angles. Unbelievable underwater

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Speaker 1: I do like the underwater shots like they have it

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Speaker 1: was going across the bottom of the pool. Oh, big

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Speaker 2: Are you referencing an upskirt?

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Speaker 1: She did not stick the landing though, Ray, I love

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Speaker 1: the way they're able to get that snake can no.

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Speaker 1: But I'm saying like when it's like right at the touch,

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Speaker 1: them upside down underwater, legs above the water. That is impressive.

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Speaker 2: Ray. If they could zoom in a little bit more

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Speaker 2: on the butt, are.

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Speaker 1: No, it has I'm not talking about the butt. I'm

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Speaker 1: talking about the finishes. Oh that was it. Dang. They're

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Speaker 1: all underwater for about ten seconds. Then they come out

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Speaker 1: like some frogs pointing to the sky.

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Speaker 2: We are number one.

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Speaker 1: This is impressive.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, this is a good one. I was just thinking

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Speaker 2: haven't watched the one offs. I'm strictly a USA basketball

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Speaker 2: bet USA golf bet these an archery darted, a target

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Speaker 2: or girl dancing and a thong. I haven't done a

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Speaker 1: Dude, every single one of them is underwater for at

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Speaker 1: least it's been eight seconds, and they're just hanging out

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Speaker 1: How do you teach yourself to go underwater and just

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Speaker 2: Assuming that's rhetorical. The guy that just basically rubs himself

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Speaker 2: raw on the palmer horn to the hell of a sport,

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Speaker 2: I haven't watched it, though, you didn't watch Palm Wars. No,

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Speaker 2: just aforementioned.

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Speaker 1: I have one off everything. I watched US absolutely choke

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Speaker 2: We're talking about men's indoor volleyball. Yeah, I saw it, dude.

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Speaker 2: What a choke job. Spoiler They were up.

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Speaker 1: They were up huge, and they won that one set

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Speaker 1: twenty five to fourteen, and I was like, now this

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Speaker 2: women's volleyball some of the most athletic mother efforts because

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Speaker 2: in high school, not not high school college, scratch that,

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Speaker 1: They get up over that net and they are I mean,

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Speaker 2: Nothing like getting up ray all right, are we gonna

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Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, we haven't started it yet. Sorry, I got

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Speaker 1: little ducks. Eight little ducks swims swimming one day, one

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Speaker 1: swim away came away, Mama duck said quack quack quack.

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Speaker 2: Them same age. And there's one twenty seven year old.

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Speaker 1: My question is, how do you literally do you sit

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Speaker 1: swim team, and they're like, hey, you're not fast enough

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Speaker 1: synchronized swim.

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Speaker 2: Well, I don't know how to say it, and to

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Speaker 2: say it loosely. Before we start the show, have you

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Speaker 2: noticed some of the swimmers a little rugged?

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Speaker 1: We mean rugged, not that hot.

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Speaker 2: Okay, these girls seem to all be symmetrical. Maybe it's

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Speaker 1: I also think these girls are a little too small, Ray,

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Speaker 1: I like my dancers big.

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Speaker 2: No.

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Speaker 1: No, I think the swimmers are taller. I think swimmers

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Speaker 2: You not hear USA telecasters Tarico and Mike Nance I

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Speaker 2: didn't just guys. Excuse all the sexual references, but they

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Speaker 2: phelps his torso his arms are long enough to grab

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Speaker 2: five men by the ass. Okay, Terrico, who gives a shit? Man,

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Speaker 2: I get it, he's tall, But that's what they said.

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Speaker 2: They have abnormally long torsos or something.

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Speaker 1: That's what makes some good swimmers not a big hands,

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Speaker 2: What about this ray? Does that make me? Aw?

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Speaker 1: No, I'm gonna have some swimmers in it. Oh, Japan

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Speaker 1: looks spears. We can't do another, but Japan looks fears.

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Speaker 1: They got the green outfits, the green hats. Oh they

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Speaker 2: They're walking in like they're McGregor.

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Speaker 1: Yeah they are playing Katy Perry. Hear me roar because

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Speaker 2: Face and they still have a chance at the podium.

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Speaker 1: They definitely do that. They're just their difficulty on this

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Speaker 1: So they can afford a few errors and they will

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Speaker 2: Here's the problem. They're not in the water yet. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: Why do we dance on? I thought this was there?

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Speaker 2: We go diving head first, we're going straight in. Oh, one,

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Speaker 1: Here we go? Oh, standing on shoulders, they're about to

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Speaker 2: I don't know if that was nice.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it was, dude, that was really nice. Those are

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Speaker 2: Nothing wrong with that, coach.

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Speaker 1: No, Oh, here we go, rising up, rising up.

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Speaker 2: This is some kind of symbolic What does this mean?

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Speaker 1: She is trying to put it. She was trying to

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Speaker 2: Up, and then there's a lot of arm movements. I

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Speaker 1: No, I don't think Japan is green. I think Japan

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Speaker 2: It's like, Bazer comes home with a purple shirt. How

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Speaker 2: do you expect me to wear this? Make it black,

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Speaker 2: white or gray? They talk?

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Speaker 1: Oh man, oh, look at that ray. I allow, it

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Speaker 1: was like a diving torpedo.

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Speaker 2: It brings out my eyes.

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Speaker 1: It's sort of like trampoline. Did you watch trampoline at all? No,

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Speaker 1: you don't watch one off. You've already said that. But

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Speaker 1: I wonder how do you get into trampoline? Is that

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Speaker 1: you were used to be a gymnast and you weren't

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Speaker 1: good enough to be a gymnastics persons they're like, hey,

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Speaker 1: you know what, you can't make it on the uneven bar,

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Speaker 1: so go do trampoline. I think you can get a golden.

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Speaker 2: Net guessing that was rhetorical. I'll tell you I tried

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Speaker 2: to do a one off the other day.

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Speaker 1: Which ones you try to do?

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Speaker 2: NBA USA Basket? Okay?

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Speaker 1: But I'm telling you off.

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Speaker 2: It took me five minutes minimum to get the game

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Speaker 2: to go through all the YouTube stuff. The TVs are

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Speaker 2: slower than hell, these smart TVs nowadays. Bro, what happened

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Speaker 2: the old days? You hit the boob two boom, You're

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Speaker 2: on the couch and eating the bag of potato chips

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Speaker 2: in ten seconds. It doesn't happen anymore. Five minutes of

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Speaker 2: strenuous clicking with the thumb bazer. What do I click? Uh?

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Speaker 2: The okay? The icon at the bottom right, okay? And

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Speaker 2: then the TV. Oh now, our home channel used to

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Speaker 2: And we turn on YouTube TV. For the first twenty

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Speaker 1: I think that's country living. You just it takes a

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Speaker 1: little bit longer to get the sigamal out there?

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Speaker 2: What is it? It's the static channel. I'm trying to

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Speaker 2: change it. Sorry, I have a zoom call. Okay, I'm

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Speaker 2: playing USA basketball?

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Speaker 1: Are you doing any one off? So you gonna watch anything?

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Speaker 1: Besides basketball. I mean, are you not watching of the track?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? I saw the highlights the guy track. Just spoke

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Speaker 2: about it with my plastic surgeon. The guy track was phenomenal.

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Speaker 1: Oh dude. The fifteen hundred meters race. I mean I

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Speaker 1: was on the edge of my seat. They were going

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Speaker 1: world record balls to the wall. It was awesome.

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Speaker 2: Check and choke him.

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Speaker 1: And then all of a sudden, here he comes on

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Speaker 2: the go Who did he look like?

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Speaker 1: Who do he look like? He looked like Walker Zimmerman.

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Speaker 2: Look like you what his face kind of did?

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Speaker 1: You'd think Cole Hawker looked like me?

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Speaker 2: That was the guy that won. Yeah, yeah, he was

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Speaker 2: It was across too late. And alway the USA America

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Speaker 1: His personal best was the slowest out of anybody in

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Speaker 2: Then that that's not saber metrics. You can't go by

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Speaker 1: Heart is undefeated.

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Speaker 2: Man, Wow, just like this show.

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Speaker 1: Man, let's start the show.

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Speaker 2: Ray the metrics.

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Speaker 1: Oh way, what country is this? Oh? I like these

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Speaker 1: outfits pink and green. Oh yeah, that's cool. They made

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Speaker 2: That's my beautician.

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Speaker 1: This that was this beautiful, Faming said of announcers, that beautiful.

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Speaker 1: I'll look at this. Oh she sprayed water out of

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Speaker 1: That is what I'm talking about.

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Speaker 2: Me say this, if those girls turn into dudes right now,

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Speaker 2: are you watching this? Nope, I'll rest my case. No, Nope.

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Speaker 1: But there's something to say about the beauty of a

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Speaker 1: woman in a pool doing acrobatics. It is amazing, folks. Oh,

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Speaker 1: let's see, she's gonna flip. Get ready, Ray throw her

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Speaker 2: Backflip.

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Speaker 1: Oh she did a double backflip.

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Speaker 2: Tuk. Can I get the the ats on this bathing

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Speaker 1: No, crap? I love the outfit.

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Speaker 1: Where are these girls from? We gotta watch out because

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Speaker 2: And I'm also saying I've just said it's a great

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Speaker 2: That's why it didn't make sense.

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Speaker 1: I have no idea what country this is? Is this Usa?

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Speaker 1: Ray only back flip through the legs? One leg? Girl

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Speaker 1: a field goal. That was cool.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean the sad thing is these women right

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Speaker 2: they're going home to their to their farmer husbands.

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Speaker 1: Now they're going home to their jobs. They got to

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Speaker 2: Right, But I'm telling you, typically the women's sports, it's

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Speaker 1: Question, like for real, like they this is not what

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Speaker 2: For the women. Yes, for the men, Phelps that was

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Speaker 1: Now getting Phelps. But I'm talking super nice because there's

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Speaker 1: like pro volleyball leagues you can go play overseas. There

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Speaker 1: do the rest of the four years in between the Olympics?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's rhetorical. I don't have the answer. All right,

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Speaker 2: I questioned you as this, Yes, do you know what's

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Speaker 2: bothered me the whole Olympics?

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Speaker 1: Tell me?

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Speaker 2: Or what has made me worry?

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Speaker 1: We'll get that.

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Speaker 2: That was cool, the whole Olympics tell me. I'll tell

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Speaker 2: is off, Guys, he actually just started synchronized swimming. Him

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Speaker 2: and Abby are doing couples synchronized swimming with another couple

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Speaker 2: in town. And they're also I don't know, swinging me.

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Speaker 1: And he said he had to stop buying gains some

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Speaker 1: pineapples for some reason. I don't know what that's all about.

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Speaker 2: All right, let's do it live, Oh the one two

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Speaker 2: three sol loser?

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Speaker 1: What up, everybody? I am lunchbox. I'm a huge fan

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Speaker 2: Uh.

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Speaker 1: I know the most about sports, so I give you

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Speaker 1: a sports genius. And if this routine doesn't get them

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Speaker 2: In Paris, y'all. It says that I'm from the North.

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Speaker 2: I'm an alpha male. I met a Broadway girl, took

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Speaker 2: the farmers and ranchers around us have one hundred acres.

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Speaker 1: Two hundred Mexico.

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Speaker 2: Truly an amazing performance on their end.

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Speaker 1: But let's go, man, go, man go.

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Speaker 2: Just as the large landowners say, we say the same.

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Speaker 2: We will not sell. We will not sell unless you

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Speaker 2: have an offer of a million dollars. Coach over to you.

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Speaker 1: No, you told me what you had been worried about.

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Speaker 1: Because of the whole Olympics, and it has to do

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Speaker 2: Dude, So you're in a country and all these venues

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Speaker 2: are completely different, right, Yes, the swimming is different from

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Speaker 2: different from the soccer. All these venues are they in

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Speaker 2: the same city? Are you driving hours? How do you

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Speaker 2: know timing wise? Say you're a not even a parent,

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Speaker 2: Hey today I want to go watch synchronized swimming. How

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Speaker 2: do you know how many hours you have to leave ahead?

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Speaker 2: What kind of security checks they do? What parking is like?

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Speaker 2: Do you have a rental car? Do you have a taxi?

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Speaker 2: How do all those people in the crowd make it

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Speaker 1: They're mostly right around Paris. I know some of the

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Speaker 1: the metal round, so they will be there in Paris.

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Speaker 1: But I think pretty much the surfing was not in Paris.

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Speaker 1: I know that, Yes, pretty much pretty much everything else

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Speaker 2: I'm just impressed. Usually you see a Miami Heat game,

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Speaker 2: well that's actually just because they suck. But this stands

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Speaker 2: different languages. Do you stop at red? Do you stop

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Speaker 2: at green? What has left mean? What is right? Randy Larry?

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Speaker 2: I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I would assume one of those people in the audience

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Speaker 1: uber lyft, whatever they have in Paris. Walking, They are walking,

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Speaker 1: they are not driving. There's not a lot of parking,

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Speaker 1: so I would say yes. And it's not just you.

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Speaker 1: Have you been to Disney World before? I have been

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Speaker 1: to Disney World before. Do you work in fifth Place?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 1: Come on, Mexico, you got robbed.

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Speaker 2: Truck drivers have no idea what you're talking about. Hey, Disneyland,

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Speaker 2: did you plan it out the night before? The logistics?

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Speaker 1: No, because I haven't gone with my kids. I went

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Speaker 1: And then Oscar had two kids and I went to

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Speaker 1: jet gotta get on the plane.

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Speaker 2: You took a jet.

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Speaker 1: No, No, I had a jet, Like I had to

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Speaker 1: take the the trolley back to the car, car to

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Speaker 1: airplane back to Nashville.

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Speaker 2: Because if you watch men's volleyball this morning to time

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Speaker 2: that's a hell of a plan out of for thinking.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's tough. I don't know how. I do know

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Speaker 1: don't know what all they saw, but I know they

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Speaker 2: Go, That's what I'm saying. So the fact that this

440
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Speaker 2: is full, maybe you're only allowed able to pick a

441
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Speaker 2: couple sports.

442
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Speaker 1: Oh Usa, Wow, we're in second place after the free routine.

443
00:19:40,600 --> 00:19:42,560
Speaker 1: This is where we make our gold.

444
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Speaker 2: Hey, the I bet you can't go knock out seven

445
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Speaker 2: events in a day.

446
00:19:47,800 --> 00:19:50,600
Speaker 1: No chance? Yeah, no chance? All right, we'll take a break.

447
00:19:51,119 --> 00:19:52,520
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm sorry we got caught up in the

448
00:19:52,520 --> 00:19:56,000
Speaker 1: synchronized swimming. But USA, we will give you a review

449
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Speaker 1: of their routine right after this. All right, fantasy football,

450
00:20:04,320 --> 00:20:05,840
Speaker 1: we're doing it, and this is what's gonna happen.

451
00:20:05,920 --> 00:20:07,760
Speaker 2: All right, hand me the hat with all the scripts.

452
00:20:07,960 --> 00:20:11,920
Speaker 1: No, we're not going to do the cutting out of names.

453
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Speaker 2: Ray, that was bad for four years. We're not making

454
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Speaker 2: it a fifth.

455
00:20:16,960 --> 00:20:19,440
Speaker 1: I know that you hate it. It's a lot of work.

456
00:20:19,480 --> 00:20:21,639
Speaker 1: It stresses me out. It is so hard to do

457
00:20:21,960 --> 00:20:23,359
Speaker 1: it is you got my text?

458
00:20:23,440 --> 00:20:23,640
Speaker 2: Right?

459
00:20:24,359 --> 00:20:25,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, I got your text. I'll look at it. I

460
00:20:25,840 --> 00:20:28,639
Speaker 1: didn't read it about Billy. Uh yeah, I'll look at it.

461
00:20:28,680 --> 00:20:31,919
Speaker 1: I didn't read it. Anyway. There is going to be

462
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Speaker 1: a link, and I'm gonna put it on the Facebook Vegas. No,

463
00:20:35,680 --> 00:20:38,320
Speaker 1: we're not going to the link in Vegas. There's gonna

464
00:20:38,359 --> 00:20:40,359
Speaker 1: be a link on the Facebook page. I'll pin it

465
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Speaker 1: to the top. I'll put it on our twittern, you know,

466
00:20:42,920 --> 00:20:45,560
Speaker 1: pin it to the top, put it in the Instagram story.

467
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Speaker 1: You have until Sunday at five pm Central to sign

468
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Speaker 1: up this Sunday, this Sunday to sign up for the drawing.

469
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Speaker 2: What if you're a truck driver going cross country and

470
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Speaker 2: you're not at a computer until sunder.

471
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Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure tuggers.

472
00:21:02,840 --> 00:21:05,320
Speaker 2: I bet the Wi fi ate that banging on tugs.

473
00:21:05,680 --> 00:21:08,520
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure that you can just go ahead and

474
00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:12,520
Speaker 1: get on a what is it called cell phone and

475
00:21:12,640 --> 00:21:15,200
Speaker 1: you know, click on it right and fill it out.

476
00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:18,359
Speaker 1: On Monday, we will be drawing for the league. Forty

477
00:21:18,400 --> 00:21:22,240
Speaker 1: eight teams, two hundred dollars a pop and big money.

478
00:21:22,280 --> 00:21:24,160
Speaker 1: I don't even know if the defending champ is coming back.

479
00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:25,879
Speaker 1: I need to look who the defending champ is. I

480
00:21:25,880 --> 00:21:27,399
Speaker 1: said I was gonna look it up, but I got

481
00:21:27,520 --> 00:21:29,720
Speaker 1: to shout out b Hands. He knows computers better than

482
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Speaker 1: I know. He's the one that set this form up.

483
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Speaker 1: Fill it out and Boom will do a name generator,

484
00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:37,639
Speaker 1: spin that wheel, name, land on it. Boom, you're in

485
00:21:37,640 --> 00:21:38,119
Speaker 1: the league.

486
00:21:38,200 --> 00:21:39,840
Speaker 2: You kind of confused me because at first then I

487
00:21:39,880 --> 00:21:42,359
Speaker 2: thought at first I thought we're not doing slips of paper.

488
00:21:42,359 --> 00:21:44,200
Speaker 2: Then I it sounded like we're doing slips of paper.

489
00:21:44,200 --> 00:21:46,600
Speaker 2: But now you just said, be Hands is our webmaster,

490
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Speaker 2: and we're no longer doing slips of paper. They're electronic slips.

491
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Speaker 1: Yes, So when they enter their name, I will be

492
00:21:52,119 --> 00:21:54,640
Speaker 1: able to save all those names. Boom, throw them into

493
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Speaker 1: a name generator. It'll take me ten seconds and then

494
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Speaker 1: we'll be ready to go.

495
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Speaker 2: And guys, you probably hear work. Hey, do you want

496
00:22:01,160 --> 00:22:03,439
Speaker 2: to get in our really fun fantasy football league or

497
00:22:03,480 --> 00:22:05,240
Speaker 2: with some of your buddies at the golf course, Hey,

498
00:22:05,280 --> 00:22:08,880
Speaker 2: we all put in twenty dollars or guys in upper management. Hey,

499
00:22:09,280 --> 00:22:12,080
Speaker 2: this is the biggest fantasy football pool you've ever heard.

500
00:22:12,119 --> 00:22:15,560
Speaker 2: Twelve teams, fifty dollars. Guys, this is the shit. Okay,

501
00:22:15,880 --> 00:22:20,800
Speaker 2: this is forty eight teams between five and seven thousand

502
00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:23,440
Speaker 2: dollars is up for grabs. I tell people, and they

503
00:22:23,440 --> 00:22:26,360
Speaker 2: look at me like I'm doing something unheard of. We are.

504
00:22:26,600 --> 00:22:29,359
Speaker 2: We're linking four different divisions. That's how we can do

505
00:22:29,440 --> 00:22:32,520
Speaker 2: forty eight teams. Over to you, coach, Yes, it's it's bigger.

506
00:22:32,560 --> 00:22:33,360
Speaker 2: It's better than ever.

507
00:22:33,440 --> 00:22:35,520
Speaker 1: And even if you don't win, even if you don't win,

508
00:22:35,600 --> 00:22:37,920
Speaker 1: you can still win money back because we pay out

509
00:22:37,960 --> 00:22:41,880
Speaker 1: weekly high point. Every division gets money boom high point

510
00:22:41,880 --> 00:22:42,320
Speaker 1: for that week.

511
00:22:42,320 --> 00:22:42,600
Speaker 2: Boom.

512
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Speaker 1: Your team sucks, but you have a good week, you

513
00:22:44,080 --> 00:22:45,080
Speaker 1: get some money back. Boom.

514
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Speaker 2: See. I don't know, I don't know if I'm gonna

515
00:22:46,440 --> 00:22:48,200
Speaker 2: do it with Boomer. I get a free team, right

516
00:22:48,400 --> 00:22:49,440
Speaker 2: or I get it. I have to pay?

517
00:22:49,520 --> 00:22:52,040
Speaker 1: Well, well sorry, hold on, yes you pay. I am

518
00:22:52,040 --> 00:22:53,560
Speaker 1: not paying the two hundred dollars for you.

519
00:22:53,640 --> 00:22:57,480
Speaker 2: Sorry. I get a team, Yes, you get a team automatically.

520
00:22:57,520 --> 00:22:59,520
Speaker 2: In I've co managed with Boomer in the past. Me

521
00:22:59,560 --> 00:23:03,320
Speaker 2: and Boomer small fight. He's giving pushback when I tell

522
00:23:03,359 --> 00:23:06,359
Speaker 2: him YouTube TV costs three hundred and fifty dollars. He said,

523
00:23:06,840 --> 00:23:08,760
Speaker 2: ha ha. I said no, no, no, you need to help

524
00:23:08,800 --> 00:23:10,960
Speaker 2: pay for it for NFL in the in the fall,

525
00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:13,000
Speaker 2: and he said ha ha and a Boomer. I don't

526
00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:15,520
Speaker 2: know if you're understanding. You need to submit some money

527
00:23:15,520 --> 00:23:17,600
Speaker 2: to me and Bazer because we're not footing the entire

528
00:23:17,640 --> 00:23:19,920
Speaker 2: three hundred and fifty dollars bill. So up in the air.

529
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Speaker 2: If we're gonna have a co manager, it may be Justin.

530
00:23:23,320 --> 00:23:25,239
Speaker 1: Oh I like that better because I think Justin and

531
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Speaker 1: you will be a deadly combination.

532
00:23:26,800 --> 00:23:27,000
Speaker 2: Yeah.

533
00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:30,240
Speaker 1: Because the drunken fights that will happen in your fantasy

534
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Speaker 1: football managing office. Oh, it'd be phenomenal.

535
00:23:33,320 --> 00:23:37,360
Speaker 2: Here's Boomer's input pick Patty Mahomes And who's somebody else

536
00:23:37,359 --> 00:23:40,760
Speaker 2: who's like the it received Patty Mahomes and Tyreek Hill. Okay, Boomer,

537
00:23:40,840 --> 00:23:41,600
Speaker 2: everybody does that.

538
00:23:42,240 --> 00:23:45,240
Speaker 1: Hey, can you take Justin Jefferson number one? And then

539
00:23:45,320 --> 00:23:48,160
Speaker 1: in the second round when you get Tyreek Boomer, he's

540
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Speaker 1: not going to be here. There's no way we can

541
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Speaker 1: get both those guys. Well if you try really hard. Okay, now,

542
00:23:52,720 --> 00:23:53,399
Speaker 1: Boomer in me.

543
00:23:53,640 --> 00:23:58,640
Speaker 2: He hasn't liked my managerials ways since twenty twenty the pandemic.

544
00:23:58,680 --> 00:24:00,880
Speaker 2: Do they play NFL? Yeah?

545
00:24:00,880 --> 00:24:03,840
Speaker 1: I believe they played NFL in twenty twenty, and I

546
00:24:03,920 --> 00:24:07,679
Speaker 1: was drunk around Thanksgiving traded Patty Mahomes for Lamar Jackson.

547
00:24:07,680 --> 00:24:11,119
Speaker 2: Boomere will never forgive me. That was our league four

548
00:24:11,200 --> 00:24:13,280
Speaker 2: years ago, and how to go? He didn't do as

549
00:24:13,280 --> 00:24:13,800
Speaker 2: well as Patty.

550
00:24:13,840 --> 00:24:16,399
Speaker 1: I should have fell off. Lamar fell off. Yeah, and

551
00:24:16,440 --> 00:24:18,720
Speaker 1: I know it's football season. I know that it's right

552
00:24:18,760 --> 00:24:22,159
Speaker 1: around the corner because this little thing I got in

553
00:24:22,160 --> 00:24:24,960
Speaker 1: my hand called a cell phone, called a Jimmy Ray. No,

554
00:24:25,720 --> 00:24:29,360
Speaker 1: it's been ringing a lot more, ringing a lot more.

555
00:24:29,359 --> 00:24:31,080
Speaker 1: Oh Usa, he you're about to get our score, and

556
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Speaker 1: you want to know who it's been, Batter's Box. I

557
00:24:32,680 --> 00:24:35,119
Speaker 1: haven't heard from them all spring, haven't heard from them

558
00:24:35,160 --> 00:24:37,800
Speaker 1: all summer. What if everybody it's a batter's box all

559
00:24:37,840 --> 00:24:42,720
Speaker 1: of a sudden, football training camp. Everybody's reporting and oh,

560
00:24:42,800 --> 00:24:44,080
Speaker 1: we're happy. We like it a lot.

561
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Speaker 2: Why is that girl look like Christina our old intern? Uh?

562
00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:50,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, a little bit. Kats by ninety. We are in

563
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Speaker 1: first place the United States of America. We are looking

564
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Speaker 1: to take gold and the acrobatic swim dive.

565
00:24:58,760 --> 00:25:03,359
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, is this part of their routine or they

566
00:25:03,480 --> 00:25:04,640
Speaker 2: just all hugging each other.

567
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Speaker 1: It's been twenty years since we've been on the podium

568
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Speaker 1: in artistic swimming, and we are back on the podium.

569
00:25:11,119 --> 00:25:12,320
Speaker 2: You're just reading the teleprompter.

570
00:25:13,160 --> 00:25:16,880
Speaker 1: We had a spectacular performance in Paris. This is amazing.

571
00:25:16,920 --> 00:25:18,879
Speaker 1: The fans are crying in the stands.

572
00:25:18,920 --> 00:25:20,960
Speaker 2: See I don't like that. Why did they not go red,

573
00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:26,400
Speaker 2: white and black or blue? I don't know, man, their

574
00:25:26,440 --> 00:25:28,120
Speaker 2: colors don't even look like our country.

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Speaker 1: Well that's why I had no idea who they were

576
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Speaker 1: when they jumped in the pool.

577
00:25:32,440 --> 00:25:34,560
Speaker 2: Oh that girl just had to get her fifteen minutes.

578
00:25:34,560 --> 00:25:36,160
Speaker 2: She put her face right in the camera.

579
00:25:36,200 --> 00:25:37,720
Speaker 1: But you have to if you want people to know

580
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Speaker 1: who you are, if you want to get endorsements, if

581
00:25:39,440 --> 00:25:41,679
Speaker 1: you want to get commercials, put your face in the camera.

582
00:25:41,880 --> 00:25:44,080
Speaker 1: No one is ever going to see there's acrobatic swimmers

583
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Speaker 1: ever again, so you're one chance.

584
00:25:46,359 --> 00:25:51,600
Speaker 2: What oh oh he just flashings? He did double upside down?

585
00:25:51,840 --> 00:25:55,000
Speaker 1: W he did just do that? Is it that bloods?

586
00:25:55,440 --> 00:25:56,520
Speaker 1: I don't know what that was.

587
00:25:58,320 --> 00:26:01,240
Speaker 2: Well, you're in trouble when you get back to America.

588
00:26:01,320 --> 00:26:03,680
Speaker 1: Oh man, that that was scary. I didn't know. Vote

589
00:26:03,760 --> 00:26:06,359
Speaker 1: play by play. It has to be dress, it has

590
00:26:06,359 --> 00:26:08,119
Speaker 1: to be done. So, yes, we will be doing the

591
00:26:08,119 --> 00:26:11,840
Speaker 1: Fantasy Football League. You have now until Sunday at five

592
00:26:11,880 --> 00:26:14,480
Speaker 1: pm when we cut off the deadline to enter the

593
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Speaker 1: Fantasy Football League. Emailing me at we are thesore Losers

594
00:26:17,520 --> 00:26:19,720
Speaker 1: at gmail dot com saying hey, I want to end.

595
00:26:20,280 --> 00:26:22,000
Speaker 1: I don't care. You gotta fill that out.

596
00:26:22,080 --> 00:26:23,800
Speaker 2: Wait, so how do they you're putting the link on

597
00:26:23,840 --> 00:26:26,560
Speaker 2: our Facebook? Yes, well, how do they find us on Facebook?

598
00:26:26,600 --> 00:26:30,879
Speaker 1: Sore Losers Podcast? It's that easy, Twitter, Instagram, those are

599
00:26:30,920 --> 00:26:33,560
Speaker 1: the ways. It's not. Email me and I'll fill it

600
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Speaker 1: out for you. Oh, I don't have access to Facebook.

601
00:26:37,200 --> 00:26:39,440
Speaker 1: You have access to Twitter, Instagram or Facebook, or you

602
00:26:39,480 --> 00:26:41,400
Speaker 1: gotta sign up. That's all I gotta say.

603
00:26:41,680 --> 00:26:44,000
Speaker 2: The beat the streak, lady. Sorry, just to segue, we're

604
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Speaker 2: talking fantasy, similar to beat the streak, dude. The lady

605
00:26:47,200 --> 00:26:50,040
Speaker 2: Joyce was at forty nine. If you get to fifty seven,

606
00:26:50,080 --> 00:26:52,879
Speaker 2: you win five point six million. Guys. Joyce, for the

607
00:26:52,920 --> 00:26:55,480
Speaker 2: past month and a half had been picking one player

608
00:26:55,840 --> 00:26:59,199
Speaker 2: every day. Guys will usually do two a day to

609
00:26:59,200 --> 00:27:02,240
Speaker 2: get ruthless and fast because they want the money right away.

610
00:27:02,800 --> 00:27:05,960
Speaker 2: Joyce picked only one day she had two players at once,

611
00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:08,639
Speaker 2: and that was day one. She got to she started

612
00:27:08,640 --> 00:27:10,720
Speaker 2: it two. But dude, she'd been up and down. She

613
00:27:10,840 --> 00:27:12,920
Speaker 2: never made it above six all season, never made it

614
00:27:12,920 --> 00:27:16,160
Speaker 2: above six. In June, she picked two, got up to two,

615
00:27:16,400 --> 00:27:19,480
Speaker 2: and from then on she went one every single day

616
00:27:19,760 --> 00:27:22,840
Speaker 2: for a month and a half. Is that up? Yeah,

617
00:27:22,880 --> 00:27:23,360
Speaker 2: forty five?

618
00:27:23,440 --> 00:27:24,320
Speaker 1: Sure, yeah, it does.

619
00:27:25,480 --> 00:27:28,239
Speaker 2: She got to forty nine and picked Otani last night

620
00:27:28,240 --> 00:27:29,960
Speaker 2: and went oh for four and she dropped to zero.

621
00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:33,040
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, and she took three days off. That's

622
00:27:33,040 --> 00:27:36,120
Speaker 2: how nervous she was. She didn't pick Sunday, Monday or Tuesday.

623
00:27:36,480 --> 00:27:38,320
Speaker 2: You had me told Saturday, Sunday or Monday.

624
00:27:38,480 --> 00:27:40,400
Speaker 1: You brought it up. I started checking the leader board,

625
00:27:40,440 --> 00:27:43,440
Speaker 1: checking to see who they have hitting second place had

626
00:27:43,480 --> 00:27:47,200
Speaker 1: like forty two and they're still going to a night.

627
00:27:47,960 --> 00:27:50,600
Speaker 1: They went to a night last night. I know they

628
00:27:50,600 --> 00:27:54,879
Speaker 1: went Nico Horner and they went Vlad Galerrero Junior Niko

629
00:27:55,640 --> 00:27:57,959
Speaker 1: and I think Nico Horner was zero for two and

630
00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:00,520
Speaker 1: I was like, oh my god, oh my, oh my god.

631
00:28:00,840 --> 00:28:02,800
Speaker 1: Then he got a hit, but I was like, that

632
00:28:03,040 --> 00:28:04,200
Speaker 1: is so banana.

633
00:28:04,320 --> 00:28:07,280
Speaker 2: Dude, at forty seven, you're picking too how big and

634
00:28:07,280 --> 00:28:08,800
Speaker 2: two lone cold? Are your nuts?

635
00:28:08,880 --> 00:28:11,760
Speaker 1: Like like no nerves whatsoever? Like how are you doing this?

636
00:28:12,040 --> 00:28:13,720
Speaker 2: Can we get a welfare check on Joyce?

637
00:28:14,040 --> 00:28:14,560
Speaker 1: This morning?

638
00:28:15,520 --> 00:28:17,840
Speaker 2: Joyce is not happy she will get the ten thousand

639
00:28:17,920 --> 00:28:18,920
Speaker 2: for being the highest.

640
00:28:18,840 --> 00:28:20,239
Speaker 1: Because this person is about to pass her.

641
00:28:20,359 --> 00:28:23,440
Speaker 2: Well, she's got the ten thousand, but five, I mean

642
00:28:23,480 --> 00:28:26,000
Speaker 2: she was six days away from five point seven million, or.

643
00:28:25,920 --> 00:28:26,840
Speaker 1: She was three days away.

644
00:28:27,119 --> 00:28:30,120
Speaker 2: Why wait, let Otani go oh for four and pick

645
00:28:30,200 --> 00:28:33,280
Speaker 2: him tonight. Oh Tani's never gonna go oh for four

646
00:28:33,880 --> 00:28:35,639
Speaker 2: three nights in a row, which he's done.

647
00:28:35,680 --> 00:28:38,760
Speaker 1: So you're saying pick wait until a good player goes

648
00:28:38,800 --> 00:28:40,760
Speaker 1: oh for it and the next day pounce on him.

649
00:28:40,840 --> 00:28:43,280
Speaker 2: Or I didn't even check the stats the Rockies game.

650
00:28:43,520 --> 00:28:45,480
Speaker 2: Always pick somebody at the Rockies.

651
00:28:45,200 --> 00:28:48,160
Speaker 1: Oh my god, they scored like twenty runs.

652
00:28:48,200 --> 00:28:51,440
Speaker 2: Not the Mets because I had JD. Martinez and he

653
00:28:51,480 --> 00:28:51,960
Speaker 2: had zero.

654
00:28:52,640 --> 00:28:56,000
Speaker 1: Well, I mean it was like seven to four or something.

655
00:28:56,280 --> 00:28:58,840
Speaker 1: It was a high scoring game, is what I meant.

656
00:28:59,400 --> 00:29:01,560
Speaker 1: What did you got? What did you you had?

657
00:29:01,720 --> 00:29:03,320
Speaker 2: I'm just telling you right now? Why did she not

658
00:29:03,440 --> 00:29:04,080
Speaker 2: pick a ride?

659
00:29:04,600 --> 00:29:04,640
Speaker 1: Is?

660
00:29:04,920 --> 00:29:05,120
Speaker 2: Wait?

661
00:29:05,200 --> 00:29:08,080
Speaker 1: What about today? Is it? Do they have someone picked?

662
00:29:08,280 --> 00:29:11,560
Speaker 2: I'll look, but yeah, Blackman gotta hit Tovar, Gotta hit Doyle,

663
00:29:11,680 --> 00:29:15,080
Speaker 2: gotta hit Rogers, Gotta hit Briant, Gotta hit didn't even

664
00:29:15,120 --> 00:29:16,520
Speaker 2: know Briant was better? Got it?

665
00:29:16,600 --> 00:29:18,040
Speaker 1: Chris Bryant sucks? Joyce?

666
00:29:18,240 --> 00:29:21,160
Speaker 2: He Why did you not pick a Rocky? All right,

667
00:29:21,160 --> 00:29:23,240
Speaker 2: I'm clicking in beat the streak. If you guys don't

668
00:29:23,240 --> 00:29:25,479
Speaker 2: know what you're talking about, what we're talking about MLB

669
00:29:25,600 --> 00:29:28,120
Speaker 2: dot com. You pick a hitter, you can do it

670
00:29:28,400 --> 00:29:30,120
Speaker 2: to a day, one a day. You gotta get to

671
00:29:30,160 --> 00:29:33,800
Speaker 2: fifty seven, you win five point seven million. Uh. The

672
00:29:33,840 --> 00:29:35,920
Speaker 2: best thing right now is the leaderboard, because there's people

673
00:29:35,960 --> 00:29:38,880
Speaker 2: that are six games away from five point seven million.

674
00:29:39,040 --> 00:29:40,640
Speaker 2: Oh he picked two?

675
00:29:41,200 --> 00:29:43,840
Speaker 1: Oh my god, the leaders hangman, who do you pick?

676
00:29:43,920 --> 00:29:46,280
Speaker 2: He picked Altwove and the second batter's hidden, So it's

677
00:29:46,320 --> 00:29:47,800
Speaker 2: somebody later in the day. But let's see what al

678
00:29:47,840 --> 00:29:48,480
Speaker 2: Twov's doing.

679
00:29:48,840 --> 00:29:51,080
Speaker 1: Uh, it's just starting in about three minutes.

680
00:29:51,080 --> 00:29:53,000
Speaker 2: Okay, so he's got all two van they'll show the

681
00:29:53,200 --> 00:29:53,960
Speaker 2: other one later on.

682
00:29:54,280 --> 00:29:56,040
Speaker 1: Well, if he had Michael Bush, he'd be in good luck.

683
00:29:56,120 --> 00:29:57,800
Speaker 1: Is Bush just hit a home run for the Cubs

684
00:29:57,840 --> 00:29:59,680
Speaker 1: one to one bottom of the first against the Twins?

685
00:29:59,760 --> 00:30:00,640
Speaker 2: Do hang?

686
00:30:00,720 --> 00:30:01,000
Speaker 1: Man?

687
00:30:01,160 --> 00:30:06,240
Speaker 2: Is it forty seven picking two a day? Bro? Are

688
00:30:06,240 --> 00:30:07,920
Speaker 2: you insane? In the men brain?

689
00:30:08,160 --> 00:30:11,680
Speaker 1: And I wonder I would love to know their strategy

690
00:30:11,720 --> 00:30:12,560
Speaker 1: on how they pick.

691
00:30:12,720 --> 00:30:15,480
Speaker 2: Well. I tried to look at Joyce's strategy and what

692
00:30:15,520 --> 00:30:18,520
Speaker 2: I found is the first ten she went crazy. She'd

693
00:30:18,560 --> 00:30:20,800
Speaker 2: go a guy for the Dodgers. Should do who's that guy?

694
00:30:20,840 --> 00:30:24,760
Speaker 2: Tescar Hernandez? Yeah, should bounce around it, should do profar dude.

695
00:30:24,840 --> 00:30:28,880
Speaker 2: The last twenty she has been in rotation Otani, al Tuve,

696
00:30:29,400 --> 00:30:32,360
Speaker 2: Trey Turner, I mean Wit, there's the merit.

697
00:30:32,600 --> 00:30:35,360
Speaker 1: Hey. Wit has been bad ass since the All Star break.

698
00:30:35,360 --> 00:30:37,760
Speaker 1: He's been on fire. You and I what I would

699
00:30:37,760 --> 00:30:40,360
Speaker 1: do and I don't play beat the street because it's impossible,

700
00:30:40,960 --> 00:30:41,400
Speaker 1: is I would go?

701
00:30:41,520 --> 00:30:44,200
Speaker 2: Joyce almost proved your ass wrong. Yeah, but yes, but

702
00:30:44,240 --> 00:30:44,680
Speaker 2: she didn't.

703
00:30:44,760 --> 00:30:46,840
Speaker 1: She didn't is I would go and look at the

704
00:30:46,880 --> 00:30:49,600
Speaker 1: over unders and which everyone has the highest over under,

705
00:30:49,920 --> 00:30:52,800
Speaker 1: like the Rockies Mets is an eleven get runs. Pick

706
00:30:52,880 --> 00:30:54,520
Speaker 1: someone from that game, and I.

707
00:30:54,600 --> 00:30:57,000
Speaker 2: Typically like to go for night games, hit or see

708
00:30:57,040 --> 00:30:59,000
Speaker 2: the ball better at night. Just weird stuff like that.

709
00:30:59,280 --> 00:31:01,640
Speaker 2: I like, guys you're in the lineup, they'll get more

710
00:31:01,680 --> 00:31:03,959
Speaker 2: at bats than guys lower in the lineup. In theory,

711
00:31:04,320 --> 00:31:08,080
Speaker 2: it's not necessarily true. But yeah, and sorry, Joyce, Hey,

712
00:31:08,160 --> 00:31:10,000
Speaker 2: rest in peace of your streak. We're gonna take a

713
00:31:10,040 --> 00:31:13,400
Speaker 2: break and we're gonna come back and talk. First day

714
00:31:13,440 --> 00:31:17,200
Speaker 2: of school, man, First day of school over right back.

715
00:31:21,200 --> 00:31:24,720
Speaker 1: So baby Box came on the pod. He still does

716
00:31:24,760 --> 00:31:27,040
Speaker 1: not like that we call him baby Box. He tells

717
00:31:27,040 --> 00:31:29,480
Speaker 1: me that's not his name. But whatever, aware, we got it.

718
00:31:29,520 --> 00:31:31,520
Speaker 1: We know it's not your real name, son, We understand.

719
00:31:31,640 --> 00:31:33,480
Speaker 2: I gave him the big wink and I said, don't

720
00:31:33,600 --> 00:31:36,560
Speaker 2: say your name. We've kept your identity secret for five

721
00:31:36,640 --> 00:31:39,640
Speaker 2: years now, your little twerp uh.

722
00:31:40,160 --> 00:31:42,760
Speaker 1: So I'm ready, like, let's go. Well, we gotta go

723
00:31:42,760 --> 00:31:45,560
Speaker 1: buy new shoes. Man, you ever bought new shoes with

724
00:31:45,600 --> 00:31:46,120
Speaker 1: a little kid?

725
00:31:46,960 --> 00:31:49,000
Speaker 2: No, Man, I don't have any kids. I have a cat.

726
00:31:49,120 --> 00:31:51,600
Speaker 1: But maybe he went with Boomer's Larry.

727
00:31:51,720 --> 00:31:52,600
Speaker 2: He goes barefoot.

728
00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:55,880
Speaker 1: It's so fun to go to the shoe store with

729
00:31:55,920 --> 00:31:56,520
Speaker 1: the little kid.

730
00:31:56,640 --> 00:31:58,640
Speaker 2: You PE's a third world country.

731
00:31:58,520 --> 00:32:02,040
Speaker 1: Because they pick out every single shoe. Oh I want

732
00:32:02,080 --> 00:32:04,920
Speaker 1: that one. They try it on at that out. Let

733
00:32:04,920 --> 00:32:06,560
Speaker 1: me see how fast this shoe makes me.

734
00:32:08,360 --> 00:32:09,200
Speaker 2: Run in the store.

735
00:32:09,280 --> 00:32:12,560
Speaker 1: Son, and he goes sprinting, and he comes back sprinting.

736
00:32:12,560 --> 00:32:14,960
Speaker 1: He goes out of how fast was I? I was like,

737
00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:17,640
Speaker 1: you're pretty fast? Goes all right, let me see that one.

738
00:32:18,720 --> 00:32:22,120
Speaker 1: It's another shoe. Put it on that out. Let's see

739
00:32:22,120 --> 00:32:26,080
Speaker 1: how fast I am? That was I faster or slower?

740
00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:28,520
Speaker 1: I'd say about the same. He goes, No, I think

741
00:32:28,520 --> 00:32:30,680
Speaker 1: I was faster than these. I want these. Then he

742
00:32:30,720 --> 00:32:32,200
Speaker 1: sees another one that out.

743
00:32:32,240 --> 00:32:33,560
Speaker 2: No, not the high heels. Son.

744
00:32:33,640 --> 00:32:35,480
Speaker 1: I'm like, he's like, what about those? I'm like, you

745
00:32:35,520 --> 00:32:40,080
Speaker 1: want to try them on? Yeah? That of these feel good?

746
00:32:40,560 --> 00:32:42,479
Speaker 1: I think they're gonna make me faster. Let me see,

747
00:32:45,360 --> 00:32:47,200
Speaker 1: yeah that I don't. I don't think I was as fast.

748
00:32:47,680 --> 00:32:49,920
Speaker 2: If I'm the foot locker guy, I'm saying, hey, either

749
00:32:49,960 --> 00:32:51,960
Speaker 2: guys are buying or bolting. What the hell is happening.

750
00:32:52,280 --> 00:32:53,479
Speaker 2: What is this Usain bolt.

751
00:32:53,680 --> 00:32:55,320
Speaker 1: I don't know if you've been to a shoe store lately,

752
00:32:55,360 --> 00:32:57,480
Speaker 1: but there is no more where there's someone helps you

753
00:32:57,520 --> 00:32:58,800
Speaker 1: and they go to the back and get shoes. They're

754
00:32:58,840 --> 00:33:01,240
Speaker 1: all just right there on the shelf. Oh really yeah,

755
00:33:01,280 --> 00:33:02,840
Speaker 1: like there, Well, I don't go to a foot logger,

756
00:33:02,880 --> 00:33:05,920
Speaker 1: but like the shoe store, like, uh, what the hell

757
00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:08,480
Speaker 1: was it called? I don't know what it's called. But

758
00:33:08,520 --> 00:33:12,959
Speaker 1: they had this Guccici.

759
00:33:12,800 --> 00:33:15,760
Speaker 2: Ray I think it was Balenciaga.

760
00:33:16,120 --> 00:33:20,400
Speaker 1: Coach getting him some patent and leather for the first

761
00:33:20,480 --> 00:33:21,800
Speaker 1: day of school. Sun.

762
00:33:21,920 --> 00:33:25,120
Speaker 2: Do you want some Gucci and the versace? Oh?

763
00:33:25,160 --> 00:33:26,120
Speaker 1: Did they take us over?

764
00:33:27,800 --> 00:33:28,680
Speaker 2: Get to your story.

765
00:33:28,880 --> 00:33:32,240
Speaker 1: So then he found some from cars, like decorated like

766
00:33:32,280 --> 00:33:35,680
Speaker 1: cars the movie. He was like, oh Dad, they're fast

767
00:33:35,680 --> 00:33:37,840
Speaker 1: in the movie. So I bet they make me real fast.

768
00:33:38,840 --> 00:33:41,520
Speaker 1: All right, try him on, son, put him on. He runs, goes,

769
00:33:43,520 --> 00:33:45,959
Speaker 1: comes mangoes. Those made me real fast.

770
00:33:46,200 --> 00:33:48,400
Speaker 2: You want them lighter? You want some jail pockets on

771
00:33:48,440 --> 00:33:48,960
Speaker 2: the bottom.

772
00:33:49,280 --> 00:33:51,120
Speaker 1: I'm like all right. So then he finds one more

773
00:33:51,120 --> 00:33:53,400
Speaker 1: pair that has the jail pocket. He goes, oh, data,

774
00:33:53,640 --> 00:33:58,960
Speaker 1: that jail pocket means extra speed. Okay, because he doesn't

775
00:33:58,960 --> 00:34:00,600
Speaker 1: know what's the jail pocket. It's just like air thing.

776
00:34:00,800 --> 00:34:05,840
Speaker 1: He goes, and he goes, Dude, I am extra fast.

777
00:34:06,400 --> 00:34:08,919
Speaker 1: I'm like, all right, let's get him. And he needs

778
00:34:08,920 --> 00:34:12,520
Speaker 1: a size thirteen, and so he has a size thirteen

779
00:34:12,560 --> 00:34:14,960
Speaker 1: on the foot. Now I look at the other one,

780
00:34:15,320 --> 00:34:16,040
Speaker 1: size twelve.

781
00:34:16,280 --> 00:34:16,760
Speaker 2: Problem.

782
00:34:17,280 --> 00:34:20,960
Speaker 1: I'm like, huh, that's weird. So this display must be

783
00:34:21,040 --> 00:34:25,040
Speaker 1: a thirteen. Now the display is on eleven. So someone

784
00:34:25,640 --> 00:34:28,440
Speaker 1: somewhere had put a twelve and a thirteen in a

785
00:34:28,480 --> 00:34:31,840
Speaker 1: box and taking it home. So they have missed Matt's shoes.

786
00:34:32,280 --> 00:34:34,480
Speaker 1: So I can't buy him at twelve and a thirteen

787
00:34:34,760 --> 00:34:39,080
Speaker 1: and have two different sized shoes on his feet. So

788
00:34:39,840 --> 00:34:41,960
Speaker 1: I was like, son, sorry, you're not gonna be able

789
00:34:41,960 --> 00:34:44,120
Speaker 1: to get those. But Dad, these are the ones that

790
00:34:44,160 --> 00:34:47,439
Speaker 1: made me the fastest. I'm like, I think you're about

791
00:34:47,440 --> 00:34:48,799
Speaker 1: the same in all of them. He goes, no, Dad,

792
00:34:48,800 --> 00:34:51,400
Speaker 1: I could feel it. I could feel how fast. I

793
00:34:51,560 --> 00:34:53,440
Speaker 1: was like, well, you're gonna to pick a different pair

794
00:34:53,440 --> 00:34:56,920
Speaker 1: of shoes. Then he found something that light up. He

795
00:34:57,000 --> 00:35:01,439
Speaker 1: was like, let me try these, Dad, what cooking dude.

796
00:35:01,440 --> 00:35:04,800
Speaker 1: He ran up and down the store probably twelve times,

797
00:35:05,120 --> 00:35:07,799
Speaker 1: because he tried twelve different pairs of shoes on and

798
00:35:07,800 --> 00:35:09,439
Speaker 1: he was like, he's the ones. Dad.

799
00:35:09,600 --> 00:35:11,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's why kids are more in shape than us.

800
00:35:11,280 --> 00:35:14,040
Speaker 2: I ain't no adult doing that. Oh yeah, these loafers, honey,

801
00:35:14,080 --> 00:35:15,120
Speaker 2: they look great. You get home.

802
00:35:15,120 --> 00:35:18,520
Speaker 1: They felt like shit, dude, adults, what do they do?

803
00:35:18,640 --> 00:35:21,719
Speaker 1: They put it on, stand up, stand on your tippy toes,

804
00:35:21,760 --> 00:35:24,480
Speaker 1: peel it. Walk two steps, walk two steps? Oh yeah,

805
00:35:24,480 --> 00:35:26,400
Speaker 1: I think these are comfortable. You have no idea if

806
00:35:26,400 --> 00:35:27,000
Speaker 1: they're comfortable.

807
00:35:27,080 --> 00:35:29,239
Speaker 2: I'm like, awesome, these sandals that I picked out, I'm

808
00:35:29,239 --> 00:35:31,600
Speaker 2: gonna have to stretch them out all summer. What the

809
00:35:31,680 --> 00:35:33,960
Speaker 2: hell was I thinking in the store. Oh, that's right.

810
00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:36,120
Speaker 2: It was after we had mimosas, so.

811
00:35:36,120 --> 00:35:37,560
Speaker 1: I bought the shoes. Then it was time to go

812
00:35:37,560 --> 00:35:42,640
Speaker 1: get a haircut. And I tell the guy because my

813
00:35:42,640 --> 00:35:44,200
Speaker 1: wife doesn't go with me to get the haircut. He goes,

814
00:35:44,200 --> 00:35:45,640
Speaker 1: you guys, just go do it. I'm like all right,

815
00:35:46,160 --> 00:35:47,520
Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, we just want to get it, you know,

816
00:35:47,560 --> 00:35:49,360
Speaker 1: clean up the sides and make it a little shorter

817
00:35:49,440 --> 00:35:49,839
Speaker 1: on top.

818
00:35:50,120 --> 00:35:50,879
Speaker 2: Was he heading to war?

819
00:35:51,719 --> 00:35:53,719
Speaker 1: No, I'm just saying like he had long hair and

820
00:35:53,840 --> 00:35:55,720
Speaker 1: just takes them off, you know, a little boy, regular

821
00:35:55,760 --> 00:35:57,960
Speaker 1: boy haircutting. I don't know how to describe it. He's like,

822
00:35:57,960 --> 00:35:59,759
Speaker 1: all right, cool. And usually when you go to the

823
00:35:59,800 --> 00:36:02,400
Speaker 1: bar shop, they spray some water on it, you know

824
00:36:02,400 --> 00:36:04,279
Speaker 1: what I mean, like make sure it's all to even lenked,

825
00:36:04,320 --> 00:36:07,799
Speaker 1: and then they start cutting whatever. This dude didn't grab

826
00:36:07,840 --> 00:36:11,320
Speaker 1: no water, he didn't got grab any scissors. He just

827
00:36:11,400 --> 00:36:14,600
Speaker 1: took the buzzer to the sides. I was like, okay, yeah,

828
00:36:14,640 --> 00:36:16,759
Speaker 1: he's making the side short. He did one buzz on

829
00:36:16,760 --> 00:36:18,880
Speaker 1: the side and then one buzz on top, and I'm like, oh,

830
00:36:18,880 --> 00:36:21,080
Speaker 1: I guess we're going buzz okay.

831
00:36:21,880 --> 00:36:25,239
Speaker 2: Uh, never coming here again. Also, better business Bureau, what

832
00:36:25,400 --> 00:36:26,680
Speaker 2: is their fastest number?

833
00:36:27,239 --> 00:36:29,760
Speaker 1: And he just proceeded a buzz the whole thing all around.

834
00:36:30,840 --> 00:36:32,440
Speaker 1: And I was just like, oh.

835
00:36:32,320 --> 00:36:34,759
Speaker 2: No, yeah, you need to take into my Russian lady

836
00:36:34,840 --> 00:36:37,799
Speaker 2: south of town. She's awesome. Doesn't speak English, so dude,

837
00:36:37,800 --> 00:36:40,640
Speaker 2: there's no conversation. She'll cut it, she'll buzz it, she'll

838
00:36:40,640 --> 00:36:44,879
Speaker 2: shampoo it, she massages the scalp, the head, everything all

839
00:36:44,920 --> 00:36:48,000
Speaker 2: at once. It doesn't care man, woman or child or beast.

840
00:36:48,160 --> 00:36:49,319
Speaker 2: She'll do anybody's hair.

841
00:36:50,040 --> 00:36:53,640
Speaker 1: So I had to send them why the wife of

842
00:36:53,680 --> 00:36:56,759
Speaker 1: picture because I knew when we walked in the excuse me.

843
00:36:56,800 --> 00:36:58,880
Speaker 1: When we walked in the door, she was gonna have

844
00:36:58,920 --> 00:37:03,520
Speaker 1: a Russian and I said, I just want to warn you.

845
00:37:03,560 --> 00:37:05,480
Speaker 1: This is what it's gonna look like, so don't react.

846
00:37:05,600 --> 00:37:07,840
Speaker 2: You needed to react as a father in the moment.

847
00:37:07,840 --> 00:37:10,280
Speaker 2: But playing on your cell phone, no, no, what.

848
00:37:10,160 --> 00:37:13,399
Speaker 1: Am I gonna do? Once in Suduku, once he's done

849
00:37:13,440 --> 00:37:16,399
Speaker 1: the one buzz on top, you have to go all

850
00:37:16,440 --> 00:37:18,239
Speaker 1: buzz because they're all since she's gonna be a line

851
00:37:18,400 --> 00:37:20,080
Speaker 1: across the top, that's buzz.

852
00:37:20,160 --> 00:37:23,040
Speaker 2: Oh, immaculate Grid. Wow, what's with your hair? So?

853
00:37:23,200 --> 00:37:23,920
Speaker 1: Oh my god.

854
00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:26,799
Speaker 2: Yeah, the past twenty minutes, the guy's been butchering it.

855
00:37:26,880 --> 00:37:28,560
Speaker 1: He's been Edward scissorhands in it.

856
00:37:32,920 --> 00:37:36,160
Speaker 2: Hey, put away the hedge trimmer, get out the kids scissors.

857
00:37:36,200 --> 00:37:36,719
Speaker 2: Good guy.

858
00:37:36,880 --> 00:37:39,080
Speaker 1: And he gets down. I'm like, you like it, buddy,

859
00:37:39,120 --> 00:37:41,480
Speaker 1: He's like, yeah, I like it. I'm like, all right,

860
00:37:41,520 --> 00:37:45,160
Speaker 1: good good, Because I started sending pictures of the family,

861
00:37:45,239 --> 00:37:47,040
Speaker 1: you know, my side of the family and my wife's

862
00:37:47,040 --> 00:37:50,360
Speaker 1: side of the family, and they're like, every comment, whoa

863
00:37:50,480 --> 00:37:54,000
Speaker 1: went a little short man. Never seen it that short before.

864
00:37:54,480 --> 00:37:56,840
Speaker 1: That's the shortest it's been since he was born. I'm like,

865
00:37:57,960 --> 00:38:00,680
Speaker 1: I know, guys, I didn't ask for that haircut.

866
00:38:00,719 --> 00:38:02,720
Speaker 2: Pitch it as it's in style. You read some article

867
00:38:02,760 --> 00:38:04,239
Speaker 2: and daily mail. Kids are all doing it.

868
00:38:04,400 --> 00:38:06,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, we did the faux hawk the last time, and

869
00:38:06,280 --> 00:38:07,200
Speaker 1: he loved the faux hawk.

870
00:38:07,320 --> 00:38:09,520
Speaker 2: I heard it name. He's pile of stories, apparently a

871
00:38:09,640 --> 00:38:11,000
Speaker 2: toddlers all the rage.

872
00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:13,080
Speaker 1: And so that was it. Man, We had that, and

873
00:38:13,080 --> 00:38:14,960
Speaker 1: then we get ready in the night before school, we

874
00:38:15,080 --> 00:38:18,080
Speaker 1: go and meet the teacher. All that so exciting. He's

875
00:38:18,120 --> 00:38:21,000
Speaker 1: a little nervous, checks all the books on the shelves,

876
00:38:21,040 --> 00:38:22,000
Speaker 1: everything like that.

877
00:38:22,560 --> 00:38:23,120
Speaker 2: Good to go.

878
00:38:24,560 --> 00:38:27,360
Speaker 1: And yesterday when he got out of school, Man, he

879
00:38:27,640 --> 00:38:30,319
Speaker 1: the night before he went to bed, We said good night,

880
00:38:30,400 --> 00:38:33,080
Speaker 1: we left the room. Then he started crying night tremors.

881
00:38:33,320 --> 00:38:36,960
Speaker 1: Started crying and go back down. What's wrong, buddy, goes dad.

882
00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:39,680
Speaker 1: I'm just getting really nervous for kindergarten. I'm getting really nervous.

883
00:38:39,680 --> 00:38:41,680
Speaker 1: I'm getting really nervous. He's crying. He was like, he

884
00:38:41,800 --> 00:38:43,879
Speaker 1: lay with me for a little bit, so he lay

885
00:38:43,920 --> 00:38:45,600
Speaker 1: in the bed. I'm just like, Bud, you're gonna make

886
00:38:45,600 --> 00:38:47,560
Speaker 1: so many friends, You're gonna make so many memories. It's

887
00:38:47,560 --> 00:38:49,680
Speaker 1: gonna be the greatest time. You're gonna have so much fun.

888
00:38:49,719 --> 00:38:51,000
Speaker 2: And you got a TV in there.

889
00:38:51,320 --> 00:38:52,000
Speaker 1: No no TV.

890
00:38:52,120 --> 00:38:53,600
Speaker 2: You just lay with him.

891
00:38:53,760 --> 00:38:57,479
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's boring, raw dog man, Like, no TV, no phone.

892
00:38:57,520 --> 00:38:58,600
Speaker 1: I left the phone upstairs.

893
00:38:58,680 --> 00:39:01,000
Speaker 2: I heard. Guys are raw dog on the airplanes now,

894
00:39:01,200 --> 00:39:03,440
Speaker 2: no phone, no TV. All they do is sit there

895
00:39:03,480 --> 00:39:04,479
Speaker 2: and look at the flight path.

896
00:39:04,600 --> 00:39:07,080
Speaker 1: Hey, I did that one time when I was going

897
00:39:07,080 --> 00:39:09,920
Speaker 1: to Greece for my honeymoon, because I was scared to

898
00:39:09,960 --> 00:39:12,520
Speaker 1: fly over the water, and so once we were over

899
00:39:12,560 --> 00:39:14,920
Speaker 1: the water, I had to watch the plane's progression as

900
00:39:14,920 --> 00:39:18,080
Speaker 1: we got closer to being over land. Don't recommend it.

901
00:39:18,120 --> 00:39:19,839
Speaker 1: I don't know why you're stressing yourself out. Like if

902
00:39:19,840 --> 00:39:21,799
Speaker 1: it goes down, it goes down. But watching the little

903
00:39:21,880 --> 00:39:24,439
Speaker 1: trekker doesn't help me any. It's a boring raw dog.

904
00:39:24,680 --> 00:39:27,160
Speaker 1: So back to the room with no media, no media,

905
00:39:27,239 --> 00:39:28,960
Speaker 1: no lights, just dark, just talking to.

906
00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:31,359
Speaker 2: Him, man and boy, teaching him the ropes.

907
00:39:31,160 --> 00:39:33,040
Speaker 1: Just teaching him the ropes about Hey man, you're gonna

908
00:39:33,040 --> 00:39:35,600
Speaker 1: dominate kindergarten. It's gonna be awesome. Your teacher's so excited

909
00:39:35,600 --> 00:39:37,440
Speaker 1: to have you, gonna learn so much, You're gonna meet

910
00:39:37,480 --> 00:39:40,880
Speaker 1: new friends. He's like, all right, he falls asleep, So

911
00:39:40,920 --> 00:39:43,160
Speaker 1: I go up, go hang out with the wife for

912
00:39:43,160 --> 00:39:46,799
Speaker 1: a little bit, watch the Olympics. Go to bed. He

913
00:39:46,880 --> 00:39:50,200
Speaker 1: woke up five times in the middle of the night.

914
00:39:50,520 --> 00:39:53,160
Speaker 1: Is that a record, It's close to a record.

915
00:39:53,239 --> 00:39:54,120
Speaker 2: Give him gold.

916
00:39:55,600 --> 00:39:57,800
Speaker 1: Nope, you got to play the next Star Spangled banner.

917
00:39:57,840 --> 00:40:03,720
Speaker 2: Give it to him. Yit five times?

918
00:40:03,719 --> 00:40:08,320
Speaker 1: Congrats man, and he just the anxiety, the nervousness was

919
00:40:08,360 --> 00:40:09,440
Speaker 1: getting keeping him awake.

920
00:40:09,719 --> 00:40:13,399
Speaker 2: A little kid in China had four congrats son, and.

921
00:40:13,320 --> 00:40:16,080
Speaker 1: Then he went to school and he loved it. He

922
00:40:16,120 --> 00:40:18,800
Speaker 1: had a great time. He really enjoyed himself.

923
00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:21,120
Speaker 2: They teaching him English? Were they teaching him nowadays?

924
00:40:21,160 --> 00:40:25,000
Speaker 1: I know they're teaching them in English. Yeah, let's see

925
00:40:25,320 --> 00:40:26,439
Speaker 1: al two ve over one.

926
00:40:27,320 --> 00:40:32,480
Speaker 2: Oh no, oh, no, oh no. Hey, McK hung or

927
00:40:32,520 --> 00:40:34,600
Speaker 2: whatever his name is, is clinched at his office.

928
00:40:34,719 --> 00:40:38,920
Speaker 1: The Astros have bases loaded. One out, the only out

929
00:40:38,920 --> 00:40:41,839
Speaker 1: two dude, hang man, we got Paena at the plate.

930
00:40:41,840 --> 00:40:43,400
Speaker 1: We need a base hit here because I have him

931
00:40:43,400 --> 00:40:44,120
Speaker 1: on my fantasy team.

932
00:40:44,200 --> 00:40:46,759
Speaker 2: Bro Bro, you better cut your lunch short. Hang man,

933
00:40:46,800 --> 00:40:49,640
Speaker 2: you need to check the Strokes game two ways over.

934
00:40:49,920 --> 00:40:54,080
Speaker 1: Hey, hangman, cancel your afternoon meetings? Man, canceled afternoon meetings?

935
00:40:54,080 --> 00:40:56,680
Speaker 2: Could we have janics go down one day and hangman

936
00:40:56,800 --> 00:40:58,160
Speaker 2: goes down at lunch the next.

937
00:40:58,200 --> 00:41:00,280
Speaker 1: Oh man doesn't even stay in the lead for twenty

938
00:41:00,320 --> 00:41:04,280
Speaker 1: four hours. To streak is a blood paths right now,

939
00:41:04,520 --> 00:41:05,880
Speaker 1: it is murdering people.

940
00:41:06,040 --> 00:41:07,919
Speaker 2: It's perfect time for us to jump up there.

941
00:41:08,040 --> 00:41:10,040
Speaker 1: Oh I'm at like six, I'm at zero.

942
00:41:10,120 --> 00:41:13,520
Speaker 2: Wait for me for twenty five days. I'll be there.

943
00:41:13,800 --> 00:41:15,920
Speaker 1: So yeah, baby box, he dominated. The first day of

944
00:41:15,920 --> 00:41:18,400
Speaker 1: school was a half day. He was so excited, a

945
00:41:18,400 --> 00:41:20,799
Speaker 1: lot of fun. He did take a nap yesterday even

946
00:41:20,800 --> 00:41:23,239
Speaker 1: though he didn't want to because the emotional toll. I

947
00:41:23,280 --> 00:41:25,000
Speaker 1: was like, look, Bud, you've had a long day. You

948
00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:26,880
Speaker 1: didn't sleep well last night. Let's take a nap. And

949
00:41:26,880 --> 00:41:28,960
Speaker 1: he's like, I don't want to take a nap. And

950
00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:30,680
Speaker 1: he slept for like two and a half hours. Man,

951
00:41:30,880 --> 00:41:32,080
Speaker 1: great day day.

952
00:41:32,120 --> 00:41:34,200
Speaker 2: Did you go with him? No?

953
00:41:35,440 --> 00:41:40,160
Speaker 1: Okay, But I will say this. I talked to someone

954
00:41:40,200 --> 00:41:42,160
Speaker 1: down the street. You know how we say our humor's

955
00:41:42,200 --> 00:41:46,080
Speaker 1: not for everybody. I was walking yesterday with the kid

956
00:41:46,239 --> 00:41:48,680
Speaker 1: walking the dog, and I see us because I thought

957
00:41:48,719 --> 00:41:51,920
Speaker 1: this guy's kid was going to kindergarten, and wasn't that kindergarten.

958
00:41:52,280 --> 00:41:54,520
Speaker 1: Turns out they're going to a different school and they

959
00:41:54,560 --> 00:41:56,920
Speaker 1: have the sign in their front yard. Oh, proud parent

960
00:41:57,000 --> 00:41:58,400
Speaker 1: of a whatever school he goes to.

961
00:41:58,440 --> 00:42:00,839
Speaker 2: And I texted a picture to her real estate person.

962
00:42:00,880 --> 00:42:02,160
Speaker 2: They just sold the house.

963
00:42:02,560 --> 00:42:06,359
Speaker 1: Astros up one nothing And I don't really know. I've

964
00:42:06,360 --> 00:42:08,759
Speaker 1: met the guy maybe five or six times, but I

965
00:42:08,760 --> 00:42:10,560
Speaker 1: do have his number, so I texted him a picture

966
00:42:10,560 --> 00:42:13,279
Speaker 1: of the sign. I was like, really this school. I

967
00:42:13,280 --> 00:42:15,360
Speaker 1: heard nothing but a bunch of thugs go to that school.

968
00:42:18,400 --> 00:42:19,480
Speaker 2: Interesting reference.

969
00:42:19,719 --> 00:42:23,879
Speaker 1: Trying to be funny, and we are here almost twenty

970
00:42:23,920 --> 00:42:24,520
Speaker 1: four hours later.

971
00:42:24,520 --> 00:42:27,400
Speaker 2: I haven't heard anything that would be another segment of

972
00:42:27,640 --> 00:42:29,680
Speaker 2: people don't always get our humor.

973
00:42:30,040 --> 00:42:32,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's called people don't think we're funny.

974
00:42:33,280 --> 00:42:37,319
Speaker 2: The truckers get you, man though, they think you're funny. Dude.

975
00:42:37,400 --> 00:42:39,440
Speaker 1: Yeah that's me thinking I got a good joke and

976
00:42:39,520 --> 00:42:43,719
Speaker 1: me throwing it out there, not knowing people very well. Yeah,

977
00:42:43,800 --> 00:42:45,239
Speaker 1: so it's gonna be awkward if I see that guy

978
00:42:45,280 --> 00:42:48,960
Speaker 1: walking down the street. Yeah, oh wait, Australian in USA

979
00:42:49,200 --> 00:42:50,360
Speaker 1: water polo. What's the score.

980
00:42:50,480 --> 00:42:51,600
Speaker 2: I don't know. We gotta dip though.

981
00:42:51,640 --> 00:42:54,319
Speaker 1: Oh wait, there is a shootout. We're in a shootout.

982
00:42:54,600 --> 00:42:59,680
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Oh my god, this is chy.

983
00:42:59,680 --> 00:43:01,800
Speaker 2: This has we cross town. Not all the seats are filled.

984
00:43:01,840 --> 00:43:03,680
Speaker 2: See this makes sense. People weren't able to make it

985
00:43:03,719 --> 00:43:05,280
Speaker 2: to this from the synchronized swimming.

986
00:43:05,360 --> 00:43:07,520
Speaker 1: Dude, I was watching one. I think it was last night.

987
00:43:08,160 --> 00:43:10,239
Speaker 1: The guy scored with two seconds to go to win

988
00:43:10,280 --> 00:43:14,080
Speaker 1: the game and two seconds to go in water Polo

989
00:43:14,360 --> 00:43:17,560
Speaker 1: USA basketball. No, I don't know how you stop one

990
00:43:17,560 --> 00:43:22,200
Speaker 1: of these, Like, there's no chance. I mean, if you

991
00:43:22,320 --> 00:43:23,919
Speaker 1: hit it to the side of the net, there's no way.

992
00:43:24,040 --> 00:43:27,680
Speaker 1: You just guess, just dive one way. Man, It's just

993
00:43:27,719 --> 00:43:30,759
Speaker 1: like craps. Dude, you go seven first or seven secondarily.

994
00:43:30,800 --> 00:43:31,520
Speaker 1: All right, here we go.

995
00:43:32,480 --> 00:43:34,560
Speaker 2: He's going right. If he's a right, he's going right.

996
00:43:34,640 --> 00:43:36,959
Speaker 2: Oh we got it, dude, I told you he's going right.

997
00:43:37,040 --> 00:43:40,719
Speaker 2: He went left to the right of the net. Oh,

998
00:43:40,719 --> 00:43:43,600
Speaker 2: you're saying if you're the goalie, Okay, I see what

999
00:43:43,600 --> 00:43:47,359
Speaker 2: you're saying. He's confused. What's up, bro? Where'd the ball

1000
00:43:47,400 --> 00:43:49,000
Speaker 2: go right behind you into the net? Bro?

1001
00:43:50,800 --> 00:43:52,400
Speaker 1: Oh he did the look to the right, throw it

1002
00:43:52,440 --> 00:43:54,240
Speaker 1: to the left. I mean that was a good Okay,

1003
00:43:54,400 --> 00:43:59,799
Speaker 1: naymar if we block one, I'll be shocked. The only

1004
00:43:59,800 --> 00:44:01,600
Speaker 1: way you stop it as if he if he misses it,

1005
00:44:01,960 --> 00:44:04,320
Speaker 1: jump all right, Hey, have a great Wednesday, don't forget.

1006
00:44:04,560 --> 00:44:06,600
Speaker 1: And I got a doublehead of night soccer. See out there.

1007
00:44:06,680 --> 00:44:09,040
Speaker 2: Not in lazy ways, guys got other crap.

1008
00:44:09,120 --> 00:44:11,480
Speaker 1: But yes, make sure Oh he missed it?

1009
00:44:11,600 --> 00:44:13,160
Speaker 2: Or do you make it? Oh?

1010
00:44:13,200 --> 00:44:15,600
Speaker 1: He made it? Damn it? All right, make sure you

1011
00:44:15,600 --> 00:44:17,759
Speaker 1: go to the Facebook page, Instagram, Twitter if you want

1012
00:44:17,760 --> 00:44:20,000
Speaker 1: to get in the fantasy football league deadline Sunday, five

1013
00:44:20,040 --> 00:44:20,720
Speaker 1: pm Central.

1014
00:44:20,920 --> 00:44:24,840
Speaker 2: We out best fantasy football league around. Are you gonna

1015
00:44:24,840 --> 00:44:27,719
Speaker 2: be one of the people that pull You're gonna pull up?

1016
00:44:28,320 --> 00:44:31,200
Speaker 1: Dude? Dude, skipping it off the water is so legit.

1017
00:44:31,280 --> 00:44:32,400
Speaker 2: All right, gotta gotta go.

1018
00:44:32,800 --> 00:44:33,440
Speaker 1: Oh we made it.