1 00:00:01,240 --> 00:00:03,680 Speaker 1: Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's 2 00:00:03,760 --> 00:00:06,520 Speaker 1: my strawberry letter for today and the subject is I'm 3 00:00:06,559 --> 00:00:09,680 Speaker 1: not trying to run him away. We'll get into that, 4 00:00:09,760 --> 00:00:11,720 Speaker 1: find out what that's all about in just a few 5 00:00:11,800 --> 00:00:14,360 Speaker 1: but right now it is time for the prank phone call. 6 00:00:14,800 --> 00:00:18,840 Speaker 1: And guess WHO's in for the nephew, the newly married, 7 00:00:19,760 --> 00:00:23,320 Speaker 1: the junior. We just found out. We just found this 8 00:00:23,360 --> 00:00:28,880 Speaker 1: out today. That's why you were gone. Boys, three days 9 00:00:28,880 --> 00:00:31,639 Speaker 1: and man, this tough. You've been doing it alone. What 10 00:00:34,120 --> 00:00:38,479 Speaker 1: did you say? This is tough, man. Three days in, 11 00:00:38,640 --> 00:00:46,320 Speaker 1: boy's pressure. Three days. Yeah, man, I need to come 12 00:00:46,360 --> 00:00:50,360 Speaker 1: by the house talk to you. Three days in. You 13 00:00:50,360 --> 00:00:55,160 Speaker 1: don't need to bring that attitude over here. Three days in, 14 00:00:57,360 --> 00:01:01,600 Speaker 1: maybe three days in. Hell, wait till the third year. 15 00:01:04,800 --> 00:01:09,679 Speaker 1: It's three days right now. The stuff we had to 16 00:01:09,720 --> 00:01:15,080 Speaker 1: argue me about last night. What what? I'll tell you. 17 00:01:15,080 --> 00:01:16,959 Speaker 1: I'll tell you what that I'll tell you about it 18 00:01:17,000 --> 00:01:19,200 Speaker 1: in a minute, but right now, here's your prank phone call, 19 00:01:19,480 --> 00:01:23,720 Speaker 1: your check bounce. Come on cat, hello, hello, I'm trying 20 00:01:23,760 --> 00:01:29,160 Speaker 1: to reach your Monica System. Monica, please, this is brother 21 00:01:29,240 --> 00:01:32,880 Speaker 1: De Sean. I'm calling. Actually I'm a member greater commissionary 22 00:01:32,920 --> 00:01:35,560 Speaker 1: Baptist Church. How can I help you? Calling you actually 23 00:01:35,560 --> 00:01:38,119 Speaker 1: about the offering? Now? Did you? I know, you paid 24 00:01:38,160 --> 00:01:42,520 Speaker 1: your ties Sunday. Okay, now you pay the love offering 25 00:01:42,560 --> 00:01:46,920 Speaker 1: as well. Right, yes, okay. Now this past Sunday. Um, 26 00:01:47,319 --> 00:01:49,440 Speaker 1: I'm looking at the check that you left us with 27 00:01:49,800 --> 00:01:53,800 Speaker 1: the bank. Right, right, I sure did check Sunday. Okay. 28 00:01:53,840 --> 00:01:58,280 Speaker 1: Now the check, ma'am, was two hundred and fifty. Am 29 00:01:58,320 --> 00:02:00,640 Speaker 1: I correct? Right, right, I wrote two checks for my 30 00:02:00,720 --> 00:02:03,400 Speaker 1: ties and the love offering. Right, I wrote one for 31 00:02:03,440 --> 00:02:06,120 Speaker 1: two fifty for the love offering. Okay. Now what is 32 00:02:06,160 --> 00:02:09,360 Speaker 1: this call regarding? Why are you calling me? What I 33 00:02:09,400 --> 00:02:11,440 Speaker 1: wanted to tell you is that I hate to be 34 00:02:11,480 --> 00:02:14,400 Speaker 1: a ver of bad news, but you your check that 35 00:02:14,520 --> 00:02:19,119 Speaker 1: you wrote for two fifty actually has bounced. And wait 36 00:02:19,120 --> 00:02:23,200 Speaker 1: a minute, you said my check bounce, for your check bounce. 37 00:02:23,280 --> 00:02:26,880 Speaker 1: So what I'm doing is calling you about recouping the 38 00:02:26,919 --> 00:02:29,960 Speaker 1: two five as well. As you know, you you cost 39 00:02:30,040 --> 00:02:34,600 Speaker 1: US thirty dollars uh in bank fees. Now I wrote 40 00:02:34,639 --> 00:02:36,680 Speaker 1: two checks. I wrote a check for a hundred dollars. 41 00:02:36,760 --> 00:02:39,359 Speaker 1: Did that one bounce? I don't see to it that 42 00:02:39,360 --> 00:02:41,079 Speaker 1: that that one bound. All I know is the one 43 00:02:41,120 --> 00:02:43,480 Speaker 1: that the love offering has bounced. What did you put 44 00:02:43,520 --> 00:02:45,160 Speaker 1: him in at the same time, because I wrote him 45 00:02:45,200 --> 00:02:48,560 Speaker 1: at the same time. They all go in on Monday, ma'am. Now, 46 00:02:48,600 --> 00:02:50,160 Speaker 1: I didn't put them in at the same time. I've 47 00:02:50,200 --> 00:02:52,160 Speaker 1: been putting them in for the last two or three years. 48 00:02:52,160 --> 00:02:56,240 Speaker 1: The problem is, why would people right there? Brother Shaun, 49 00:02:57,840 --> 00:02:59,960 Speaker 1: I was that. I don't think it matters. And when 50 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:02,160 Speaker 1: and hours there. Man. The problem is that I didn't 51 00:03:02,200 --> 00:03:05,080 Speaker 1: put these checks in and I don't understand why y'all 52 00:03:05,120 --> 00:03:07,640 Speaker 1: write these checks to the check knowing that they're gonna 53 00:03:08,560 --> 00:03:11,639 Speaker 1: there's a lot of people right that good. Well, not check. 54 00:03:11,880 --> 00:03:14,519 Speaker 1: Why one clear? Why the other one didn't clear? Maybe 55 00:03:14,520 --> 00:03:16,600 Speaker 1: you didn't have enough money for both of them to clear. 56 00:03:16,919 --> 00:03:20,480 Speaker 1: What did you just say? Maybe you didn't have enough 57 00:03:20,480 --> 00:03:21,880 Speaker 1: money in the bank for both of them to clear. 58 00:03:21,919 --> 00:03:24,240 Speaker 1: And I don't understand why people might clanney in the 59 00:03:24,280 --> 00:03:28,520 Speaker 1: bank at all. My checks clear. I don't write no checks. Well, 60 00:03:28,560 --> 00:03:31,320 Speaker 1: you wrote one on Sunday and that's the problem. How 61 00:03:31,320 --> 00:03:33,440 Speaker 1: are you gonna try to give a look? Wait a minute, 62 00:03:33,440 --> 00:03:35,400 Speaker 1: I think you got me confused with somebody else. I 63 00:03:35,440 --> 00:03:38,640 Speaker 1: don't write no bad checks. You didn't wrote that to you. 64 00:03:38,880 --> 00:03:40,640 Speaker 1: I'm trying to be nice to you. When can we 65 00:03:40,680 --> 00:03:44,800 Speaker 1: expect the two fifty plus the thirty dollars? So that's 66 00:03:44,880 --> 00:03:47,520 Speaker 1: the bank fees, ma'am, for the dolls gonna check bouncing? 67 00:03:47,960 --> 00:03:50,680 Speaker 1: My check didn't bounce. I don't check my bank and 68 00:03:50,720 --> 00:03:53,240 Speaker 1: if my check clear, you're gonna pay me thirty dollars 69 00:03:53,280 --> 00:03:55,640 Speaker 1: for calling me, harassing me about a two hundred and 70 00:03:55,680 --> 00:03:59,000 Speaker 1: fifty dollar check bounce. I don't write. Why would you 71 00:03:59,040 --> 00:04:00,680 Speaker 1: write check? What you want to sit up in the 72 00:04:00,760 --> 00:04:02,840 Speaker 1: church and write these big number checks when you know 73 00:04:02,920 --> 00:04:06,600 Speaker 1: you ain't got it in the bank. I said, why 74 00:04:06,640 --> 00:04:09,240 Speaker 1: would you write these checks when the money ain't in there? 75 00:04:09,680 --> 00:04:12,400 Speaker 1: Let me tell you one thing. I don't write no 76 00:04:12,920 --> 00:04:15,840 Speaker 1: bad check. And you got a lot nerds calling me, 77 00:04:15,920 --> 00:04:18,280 Speaker 1: telling me my check bounce. Y'All. Check is the one 78 00:04:18,320 --> 00:04:20,080 Speaker 1: that has bound and you tell you what you do. 79 00:04:20,240 --> 00:04:23,279 Speaker 1: Since my check bounce, you paid them, since you got 80 00:04:23,279 --> 00:04:29,160 Speaker 1: all the money, and don't call me with this again. Hello, 81 00:04:29,480 --> 00:04:31,440 Speaker 1: don't you hang up on me no more. When? When 82 00:04:31,440 --> 00:04:35,800 Speaker 1: don't we gonna get this two fifty and this thirty dollars? 83 00:04:35,839 --> 00:04:38,279 Speaker 1: Somebody from the church toll my I wrote a bad check, 84 00:04:39,960 --> 00:04:43,520 Speaker 1: a bad check. I didn't write no bad why are 85 00:04:43,600 --> 00:04:46,680 Speaker 1: you calling me? Why? The treaser don't call me at church. 86 00:04:46,960 --> 00:04:49,480 Speaker 1: The treasure is best. I ain't never know. The Deacon 87 00:04:49,520 --> 00:04:55,200 Speaker 1: called nobody about no bad check. You're fully thank you. 88 00:04:55,200 --> 00:04:57,960 Speaker 1: You got the money. I ain't got who in the 89 00:04:58,040 --> 00:05:00,120 Speaker 1: hell is that in the background? Who is that on? 90 00:05:00,279 --> 00:05:02,200 Speaker 1: Who It is? We're both go to the same church 91 00:05:02,680 --> 00:05:04,279 Speaker 1: and you're gonna call me to my I wrote a 92 00:05:04,320 --> 00:05:06,839 Speaker 1: bad check. You don't. You call me no more. And 93 00:05:06,880 --> 00:05:10,320 Speaker 1: if the check bad, you've paid. Keep passed to know 94 00:05:10,440 --> 00:05:13,240 Speaker 1: you're talking like this. Pass to know you're calling me. 95 00:05:13,600 --> 00:05:16,279 Speaker 1: Can you for that? Look? When are we gonna get this? 96 00:05:16,360 --> 00:05:18,640 Speaker 1: Two eighty dollars is what we're looking for from you. 97 00:05:18,920 --> 00:05:21,760 Speaker 1: I wrote a check for two fifties and not get 98 00:05:21,800 --> 00:05:26,159 Speaker 1: to eighty. You with it. You put two fifty in there. 99 00:05:26,240 --> 00:05:29,480 Speaker 1: It pounds. Thirty dollars cost us on bake fees. That's 100 00:05:29,480 --> 00:05:33,800 Speaker 1: too eighty. Waken the church expect their money. Never, not, 101 00:05:33,880 --> 00:05:36,040 Speaker 1: no to eighty. You will never get to eight. You're 102 00:05:36,080 --> 00:05:38,320 Speaker 1: gonna make me come by your and my check in. 103 00:05:38,440 --> 00:05:40,800 Speaker 1: But what I'M gonna do? What? You're gonna make me 104 00:05:40,839 --> 00:05:43,240 Speaker 1: come by your house and get this money. Bring it, 105 00:05:44,120 --> 00:05:48,039 Speaker 1: bring it, bring it. What is the address on this check. Check. 106 00:05:48,160 --> 00:05:51,159 Speaker 1: I got it off the check. I bet you you'll 107 00:05:51,200 --> 00:05:53,800 Speaker 1: be limping back and I'm watching you. You Bet not 108 00:05:53,920 --> 00:05:56,680 Speaker 1: be spending no money nowhere. You Bet not spend nothing 109 00:05:56,720 --> 00:05:59,320 Speaker 1: until I get this two fifty plus thirty whatever. I 110 00:05:59,720 --> 00:06:02,599 Speaker 1: want to know you. You know what I am and 111 00:06:02,640 --> 00:06:05,440 Speaker 1: you don't call me no more with this, because my 112 00:06:05,600 --> 00:06:07,960 Speaker 1: check did not bounce. I don't see how one check 113 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:09,760 Speaker 1: went through and the other bounce. Let me say this 114 00:06:09,880 --> 00:06:12,720 Speaker 1: to you. We cannot accept you back into the House 115 00:06:12,760 --> 00:06:16,240 Speaker 1: of the Lord No more until you are not don't 116 00:06:16,279 --> 00:06:18,440 Speaker 1: you come in the Sunday until we get coming up 117 00:06:18,440 --> 00:06:21,239 Speaker 1: in the Sunday, and I'm gonna make sure I find 118 00:06:21,320 --> 00:06:24,040 Speaker 1: your because you the person I want to see you. 119 00:06:24,640 --> 00:06:26,479 Speaker 1: And you know what, I'm gonna call the pastor right 120 00:06:26,520 --> 00:06:29,320 Speaker 1: now and asked him because I don't believe my check bounce. 121 00:06:29,360 --> 00:06:32,240 Speaker 1: You Feller. What. Let me say this before you called Pastor, 122 00:06:32,279 --> 00:06:34,479 Speaker 1: I got no I'm an called pastor. No, you should 123 00:06:34,480 --> 00:06:37,400 Speaker 1: have talked with pastor before you call me with this information. 124 00:06:37,560 --> 00:06:39,400 Speaker 1: I got one more thing I need to say. You 125 00:06:39,400 --> 00:06:41,360 Speaker 1: Ain't got nothing to say to me. You don't upset 126 00:06:41,400 --> 00:06:44,040 Speaker 1: me with this. I'm talking about. I bounced the check. 127 00:06:44,320 --> 00:06:46,560 Speaker 1: You should have went to pastor before you call me 128 00:06:46,560 --> 00:06:49,039 Speaker 1: with you. I tell pastor one I got. But I 129 00:06:49,080 --> 00:06:50,880 Speaker 1: got one more thing to say before I leave. That 130 00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:53,160 Speaker 1: you're listening. What what are you about to say to me? 131 00:06:53,279 --> 00:06:55,400 Speaker 1: What do you have to say now that you're gonna 132 00:06:55,400 --> 00:06:58,560 Speaker 1: pay the check? This is nephew timing from the Steve 133 00:06:58,760 --> 00:07:07,080 Speaker 1: Harvey martage. You just got pranked by your girlfriend. What 134 00:07:07,120 --> 00:07:12,440 Speaker 1: did you say, baby? This is what did you say? 135 00:07:12,560 --> 00:07:15,320 Speaker 1: I'd say this is nephew Tim me, baby, brother Steve 136 00:07:15,360 --> 00:07:20,000 Speaker 1: Harvey Morning. Tell your girlfriend has pranked you. I'm gonna 137 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:25,400 Speaker 1: beat that. She just left her to her she didn't. 138 00:07:27,920 --> 00:07:29,960 Speaker 1: Let me ask you one more thing, though, Baby. What 139 00:07:30,240 --> 00:07:38,000 Speaker 1: is the baddest radio show in the land? The Steve Harvey? 140 00:07:38,440 --> 00:07:43,880 Speaker 1: That is your check back. That's good, Hey, junior. Yeah, yeah, 141 00:07:43,960 --> 00:07:48,520 Speaker 1: what Y'all have an argument two days about what side 142 00:07:48,520 --> 00:07:51,160 Speaker 1: of the bed she won't now. Now, I ain't know. 143 00:07:51,440 --> 00:07:53,760 Speaker 1: You know, I'm left handed. I need to be on 144 00:07:53,800 --> 00:07:57,000 Speaker 1: the left side. She said I like sleep on the left, 145 00:07:57,000 --> 00:07:59,480 Speaker 1: but I'm yeah, that will be. Who is she? Who 146 00:07:59,560 --> 00:08:02,360 Speaker 1: is she? My Wife? Yeah, you don't even have the 147 00:08:02,520 --> 00:08:07,680 Speaker 1: voice tone to see that. That's what it's that's what 148 00:08:07,760 --> 00:08:10,480 Speaker 1: the whole thing about. Like she's like, I'm sleeping on 149 00:08:10,520 --> 00:08:12,440 Speaker 1: the left side, and I think it because my tone. 150 00:08:12,480 --> 00:08:14,760 Speaker 1: I'm tried to be aggressive with us. It didn't really work. 151 00:08:14,920 --> 00:08:17,480 Speaker 1: It didn't come back right. You know what they're like. Listen, 152 00:08:17,760 --> 00:08:23,840 Speaker 1: I'm sleeping on the left side. That don't make nobody 153 00:08:23,880 --> 00:08:27,480 Speaker 1: even roll over, nobody, let alone get up in the 154 00:08:27,480 --> 00:08:29,760 Speaker 1: switch side. That ain't even to roll over. I hear 155 00:08:29,840 --> 00:08:37,439 Speaker 1: that thing. How do you Steve? How do he say? Hey, Hey, 156 00:08:37,480 --> 00:08:41,360 Speaker 1: I'm sleeping on the left side. I'm left handed. You 157 00:08:41,480 --> 00:08:49,760 Speaker 1: hear me? I'm left handed, I'm on lift side that. Listen, 158 00:08:49,960 --> 00:08:51,839 Speaker 1: it's bad. Ain't big enough for the two of us. 159 00:08:53,240 --> 00:08:55,920 Speaker 1: Didn't move. I said this bad ain't big enough for 160 00:08:56,040 --> 00:09:01,839 Speaker 1: the two of us. We gotta pray. You Go, J oh. 161 00:09:03,400 --> 00:09:06,080 Speaker 1: Coming up next, it is the strawberry letter for today. 162 00:09:06,679 --> 00:09:09,160 Speaker 1: The subject is I'm trying not to run him away. 163 00:09:09,440 --> 00:09:12,400 Speaker 1: We'll get into it right after this. You're listening to 164 00:09:12,559 --> 00:09:14,199 Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show.