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Speaker 1: Countdown with Keith Olderman is a production of iHeartRadio. Last

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Speaker 1: week he held a quote news conference but made sure

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Speaker 1: reporters couldn't have microphones, and then yesterday he improved on that.

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Speaker 1: He held another quote news conference, but made sure reporters

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Speaker 2: God has something to do with it. It's a miracle,

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Speaker 2: and God had something to do with it, And maybe

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Speaker 2: it's we want to save the world. This world is

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Speaker 2: going down. This world is going down. So as you know,

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Speaker 2: the Supreme Court world recently on immunity and I'm immune

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Speaker 2: from all of this stuff that they charged me with.

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Speaker 1: You added more people to your campaign today. Is that

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Speaker 1: a sign of a shifting strategy. No.

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Speaker 2: I think it's a sign of we want to close

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Speaker 2: it out. We had great people. Susie as fantastic as

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Speaker 2: you know, and Chris is fantastic. They're leading it. Corey

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Speaker 2: Lewandowski's coming in. He'll be, you know, a personal envoy

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Speaker 1: Corey Lewandowski personal envoy, personal envoy to Christy nome am

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Speaker 1: I right.

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Speaker 2: She certainly attacks me personally. She actually called me weird.

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Speaker 2: He's weird. It was just a SoundBite and she called

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Speaker 2: jayd and I weird. He's not weird. He was a

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Speaker 1: Hey, this just in Trump is nuts. Trump is also

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Speaker 1: weird as too weird. I'm also beginning to think CNN

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Speaker 1: some reason, they carried that entire shit live as somebody

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Speaker 1: hired by CNN as its first year ended in nineteen

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Speaker 1: eighty one. I have a secret for them that is

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Speaker 1: apparently no longer known by anybody at the network. That

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Speaker 1: acronym CNN stands for cable News Network. Boys, you are

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Speaker 1: no longer news. Cut to a test pattern fire everybody

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Speaker 1: start from scratch, which I guess also applies to Trump's

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Speaker 1: running mate. I am beginning to suspect that JD. Vance

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Speaker 1: is actually a Democratic plant. New Kensington, Pennsylvania at VFW

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Speaker 1: Post ninety two. That would be another acronym. Veterans of

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Speaker 1: Foreign Wars VFW Post number is ninety two, and there

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Speaker 1: is still the Sarah Palin rule as it's great to

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Speaker 1: be here, it's great to be part of VF post.

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Speaker 1: VFW post ninety two. I've actually got the card right

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Speaker 1: here in my pocket. So JV there forgot the number

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Speaker 1: he called it the VFA like it was the Toria

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Speaker 1: Football Association or the Verband forschender arzenimittel Hairsteller, which is

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Speaker 1: the trade association of the German pharmaceutical industry, Like you

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Speaker 1: didn't know that. Oh, and he was reading all of

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Speaker 1: that off the business card of VFW post ninety two,

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Speaker 1: and he still couldn't pull it off because he forgot

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Speaker 1: where he had put the card and he had to

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Speaker 1: go searching his own pockets for it, and he forgot

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Speaker 1: the Sarah Palin rule. And the Sarah Palin rule is,

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Speaker 1: if you are running for vice president and you are

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Speaker 1: an idiot and there's something you really really need to remember,

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Speaker 1: just write it on your goddamn hand. Just write it

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Speaker 1: on your hand. Sure, it's a little embarrassing, but it's

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Speaker 1: not as embarrassing as that. It's not as embarrassing as

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Speaker 1: forgetting the VFW is called the VFW and not the VFA,

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Speaker 1: and that the number of the one you're in is

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Speaker 1: I believe is the whole anti trans libs of TikTok

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Speaker 1: then we got all the liberal blowback about, oh, we

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Speaker 1: should make a big deal about this. Kids are kids,

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Speaker 1: So don't tell me about.

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Speaker 2: Oh, don't make a big deal about it.

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Speaker 1: Everybody looks like a crazy man. And the force at

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Speaker 1: the Pennsylvania VFW number ninety two, if you've forgotten, is coincidental,

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Speaker 1: Marshall University poll in Pennsylvania Harris forty six, Trump forty three.

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Speaker 1: electoral polls swung to Harris Wednesday, they have a new

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Speaker 1: Lee the item at Politico yesterday in the wake of

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Speaker 1: story about Trump pivoting or Trump resetting because in it

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Speaker 1: the reset was suggested by vivike Ramaswami. That's a scoop, huh.

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Speaker 1: here with vivid Ramaswami, this is groundbreaking journal mondalism. Vivike

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Speaker 1: Ramaswami insisting Trump should stick to policy and then he'll win,

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Speaker 1: as if this were possible, as if this were possible,

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Speaker 1: Trump news conference, without news, without a conference, and without Trump.

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Speaker 1: Back to the Politico thing. All this was was today's

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Speaker 1: entry to win the Van Jones memorial. Trump's Head is

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Speaker 1: Half full, not Trump's head is half empty competition. Politico

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Speaker 1: wrote twenty eight paragraphs about Viviq Ramaswami saying how they

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Speaker 1: can win if Trump sticks to the issues. Quoted Ramaswami

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Speaker 1: thirteen different times, including him insisting Trump is quote receptive

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Speaker 1: whoever edits this crap has just moved here from the

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Speaker 1: Ramaswami insists Trump is starting to heed the advice Politico Rights.

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Speaker 1: it's Rachel Baide who then writes, We're not so sure

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Speaker 1: figured that one out for yourself. Huh Rachel Baide after

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Speaker 1: ms Baide self identifies, in addition to working for Politico,

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Speaker 1: Forgive me, but I am now quoting Frank Luntz two

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Speaker 1: bizarre mixture of extensive experience and total lack of credibility. Wednesday,

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Speaker 1: which we will have to start asking how big Kamala

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Speaker 1: Harris's coattails would be. Yesterday, he told MSNBC quote, I'm

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Speaker 1: starting to wonder does Trump want to lose? Because no

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Speaker 1: sane person would campaign the way Donald Trump is campaigning.

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Speaker 1: Geez Frank, there's your answer right there. Incidentally, in the

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Speaker 1: right wing alternative universe, which is shrinking rapidly, Trump's social

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Speaker 1: media site is filled with demands that he fire Susie

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Speaker 1: it is filled with calling them traitors. And he is

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Speaker 1: now bringing in new new leadership, and sure enough, yesterday

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Speaker 1: missed by Politico today or Monday at the latest, is

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Speaker 1: that Trump is no longer in charge of this election.

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Speaker 1: I don't mean he's no longer in charge of his campaign.

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Speaker 1: It's just that his campaign, his team is part of

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Speaker 1: For this, too, Trump remains in charge. He has long

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Speaker 1: an example of this. Wait, I've got that business card

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Speaker 1: mind JV for the moment. There's also this new campaign spokesperson,

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Speaker 1: Caroline Levitt. This is I'm saying this to you like

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Speaker 1: Levitt went on the podcast hosted by the fascist Stephen

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Speaker 1: this campaign, Project twenty twenty five. Quoting Caroline Levitt again Monday.

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Speaker 1: the media likes to talk about Project twenty twenty five,

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Speaker 1: which has nothing to do with our campaign. It is

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Speaker 1: Agenda forty seven. Caroline Levitt worked on Project twenty twenty five.

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Speaker 1: As Media Matters notes, Caroline Levitt is in a Project

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Speaker 1: Art of professionalism and as an aside art is clearly

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Speaker 1: one fella. Trump is never met. This whole video, more

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Speaker 1: Caroline Levitt and some dude. Trump's campaign spokesperson talks about

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Speaker 1: how to work in the federal government. The Project twenty

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Speaker 1: would have been astonished. For it was generally known that

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00:30:31,835 --> 00:30:36,035
Speaker 1: mister Martin did not smoke, and never had. No one

426
00:30:36,115 --> 00:30:39,115
Speaker 1: saw him. It was just a week to the day

427
00:30:39,195 --> 00:30:43,075
Speaker 1: since mister Martin had decided to rub out missus old

428
00:30:43,155 --> 00:30:49,315
Speaker 1: Jean Barrows. The term rub out pleased him because it

429
00:30:49,395 --> 00:30:52,995
Speaker 1: suggested nothing more than the correction of an error, in

430
00:30:53,075 --> 00:30:58,355
Speaker 1: this case, an error of mister Fitweiler. Mister Martin had

431
00:30:58,355 --> 00:31:00,395
Speaker 1: spent each night of the past week working out his

432
00:31:00,435 --> 00:31:03,315
Speaker 1: plan and examining it as he walked home. Now he

433
00:31:03,355 --> 00:31:07,435
Speaker 1: went over it again for the hundredth time. He resented

434
00:31:07,475 --> 00:31:11,875
Speaker 1: the element of imprecision, the margin of guesswork that entered

435
00:31:11,915 --> 00:31:15,555
Speaker 1: into the business. The project, as he had worked it out,

436
00:31:16,115 --> 00:31:21,275
Speaker 1: was casual and bold. The risks were considerable. Something might

437
00:31:21,355 --> 00:31:26,275
Speaker 1: go wrong anywhere along the line, and therein lay the

438
00:31:26,475 --> 00:31:29,835
Speaker 1: cunning of his scheme. No one would ever see in

439
00:31:29,915 --> 00:31:33,835
Speaker 1: the cautious, painstaking hand of Irwin Martin, head of the

440
00:31:33,875 --> 00:31:37,475
Speaker 1: filing department at F and S, of whom mister Fitweiler

441
00:31:37,515 --> 00:31:42,875
Speaker 1: had once said, man is fallible, but Martin isn't. No

442
00:31:42,915 --> 00:31:47,955
Speaker 1: one would see his hand, that is, unless he were

443
00:31:48,115 --> 00:31:53,195
Speaker 1: caught in the act, sitting in his apartment drinking a

444
00:31:53,235 --> 00:31:57,075
Speaker 1: glass of milk. Mister Martin reviewed his case against missus

445
00:31:57,075 --> 00:32:01,835
Speaker 1: Old Jean Barrows, as he had every night for seven nights.

446
00:32:02,595 --> 00:32:06,755
Speaker 1: He began at the beginning, backing voice and braying laugh.

447
00:32:06,875 --> 00:32:10,875
Speaker 1: Had first profaned the halls of fns on March seventh,

448
00:32:10,995 --> 00:32:15,075
Speaker 1: nineteen forty one. Mister Martin had a head for dates.

449
00:32:15,995 --> 00:32:19,675
Speaker 1: Old Roberts, the personnel chief, had introduced her as the

450
00:32:19,715 --> 00:32:23,515
Speaker 1: newly appointed special advisor to the president of the firm,

451
00:32:23,595 --> 00:32:29,195
Speaker 1: mister Fitweiler. The woman had appalled mister Martin instantly, but

452
00:32:29,235 --> 00:32:31,835
Speaker 1: he had not shown it. He had given her his

453
00:32:31,995 --> 00:32:36,675
Speaker 1: dry hand, a look of studious concentration in a faint smile. Well,

454
00:32:37,675 --> 00:32:40,315
Speaker 1: she said, looking at the papers on his desk, are

455
00:32:40,355 --> 00:32:44,435
Speaker 1: you lifting the ox cart out of the ditch. As

456
00:32:44,435 --> 00:32:49,075
Speaker 1: mister Martin recalled that moment over his milk, he squirmed slightly.

457
00:32:49,915 --> 00:32:51,995
Speaker 1: He must keep his mind on her crimes as a

458
00:32:51,995 --> 00:32:56,435
Speaker 1: special advisor, not on her peccadillos as a personality. This

459
00:32:56,555 --> 00:32:59,515
Speaker 1: he found difficult to do. In spite of entering an

460
00:32:59,515 --> 00:33:02,875
Speaker 1: objection and sustaining it. The faults of the woman as

461
00:33:02,875 --> 00:33:05,715
Speaker 1: a woman kept chattering on in his mind like an

462
00:33:05,795 --> 00:33:10,915
Speaker 1: unruly witness. She had for almost two years now, baited

463
00:33:10,995 --> 00:33:14,595
Speaker 1: him in the halls, in the elevator, even in his

464
00:33:14,675 --> 00:33:17,675
Speaker 1: own office, into which she romped now and then like

465
00:33:17,755 --> 00:33:23,755
Speaker 1: a circus horse. She was constantly shouting these silly questions

466
00:33:23,795 --> 00:33:26,075
Speaker 1: at him. Are you lefting the ox cart out of

467
00:33:26,075 --> 00:33:29,555
Speaker 1: the ditch? Are you tearing up the pea patch? Are

468
00:33:29,595 --> 00:33:32,995
Speaker 1: you hollering down the rain barrel? Are you scraping around

469
00:33:33,035 --> 00:33:36,435
Speaker 1: the bottom of the pickle barrel? Are you sitting in

470
00:33:36,435 --> 00:33:43,195
Speaker 1: the cat married seat. It was Joey Hart, one of

471
00:33:43,275 --> 00:33:48,195
Speaker 1: mister Martin's two assistants, who had explained what the gibberish meant.

472
00:33:49,515 --> 00:33:52,635
Speaker 1: She must be a Dodger fan, he had said, Red

473
00:33:52,675 --> 00:33:55,355
Speaker 1: Bob announces the Dodger games over the radio, and he

474
00:33:55,475 --> 00:34:00,555
Speaker 1: uses these expressions, picked them up down south. Joey had

475
00:34:00,555 --> 00:34:03,595
Speaker 1: gone on to explain one or two, tearing up the

476
00:34:03,635 --> 00:34:07,675
Speaker 1: pea patch meant going on a rampage, Sitting in the

477
00:34:07,715 --> 00:34:11,595
Speaker 1: catbirds seat meant sitting pretty like a batter with three

478
00:34:11,635 --> 00:34:15,515
Speaker 1: balls and no strikes on him. Mister Martin dismissed all

479
00:34:15,555 --> 00:34:18,475
Speaker 1: this with an effort. It had been annoying, it had

480
00:34:18,555 --> 00:34:21,595
Speaker 1: driven him near to distraction, but he was too solid

481
00:34:21,595 --> 00:34:27,995
Speaker 1: a man to be moved to murder by anything so childish.

482
00:34:28,115 --> 00:34:31,075
Speaker 1: It was unfortunate, he reflected, as he passed on to

483
00:34:31,115 --> 00:34:34,195
Speaker 1: the important charges against Missus Barrows, that he had stood

484
00:34:34,235 --> 00:34:39,195
Speaker 1: up under it so well. He had maintained always an

485
00:34:39,275 --> 00:34:44,795
Speaker 1: outward appearance of polite tolerance. Why I even believe you

486
00:34:45,075 --> 00:34:48,395
Speaker 1: like the woman Mispaired, his other assistant, had once said

487
00:34:48,435 --> 00:34:53,075
Speaker 1: to him. He had simply smiled a gavel wrapped in

488
00:34:53,115 --> 00:34:55,555
Speaker 1: mister Martin's mind, and the case proper was resumed. Missus

489
00:34:55,595 --> 00:34:59,595
Speaker 1: Aul Jean Barrows stood charged with wilful, platant and persistent

490
00:34:59,595 --> 00:35:03,515
Speaker 1: attempts to destroy the efficiency and system of fn S.

491
00:35:04,915 --> 00:35:07,875
Speaker 1: It was confident material and relevant to review her advent

492
00:35:07,955 --> 00:35:11,555
Speaker 1: and rise to power. Mister Martin had got the story

493
00:35:11,555 --> 00:35:15,315
Speaker 1: from Miss Paired, who seemed always able to find things out.

494
00:35:16,195 --> 00:35:20,675
Speaker 1: According to her, Missus Barrows had met mister Fitweller at

495
00:35:20,715 --> 00:35:24,195
Speaker 1: a party where she had rescued him from the embraces

496
00:35:24,235 --> 00:35:27,595
Speaker 1: of a powerfully built, drunken man who had mistaken the

497
00:35:27,635 --> 00:35:31,115
Speaker 1: president of F and S for a famous retired middle

498
00:35:31,155 --> 00:35:35,915
Speaker 1: Western football coach. She had led him to a sofa

499
00:35:35,955 --> 00:35:41,275
Speaker 1: and somehow worked upon him a monstrous magic. The aging

500
00:35:41,355 --> 00:35:44,155
Speaker 1: gentleman had jumped to the conclusion there and then that

501
00:35:44,235 --> 00:35:47,595
Speaker 1: this was a woman of singular attainments, equipped to bring

502
00:35:47,635 --> 00:35:51,115
Speaker 1: out the best in him and in the firm. A

503
00:35:51,155 --> 00:35:54,075
Speaker 1: week later he had introduced her into F and S

504
00:35:54,675 --> 00:36:01,995
Speaker 1: as his special adviser. On that day, confusion got its

505
00:36:02,035 --> 00:36:07,075
Speaker 1: foot in the door. After miss Tyson, mister Brundage and

506
00:36:07,115 --> 00:36:09,635
Speaker 1: mister Bartlett had been fired and mister Munson had taken

507
00:36:09,635 --> 00:36:12,995
Speaker 1: his hat and stalked out mailing. In his resignation letter,

508
00:36:13,435 --> 00:36:17,075
Speaker 1: Old Roberts had been emboldened to speak to mister Fitweiler.

509
00:36:17,555 --> 00:36:21,675
Speaker 1: He mentioned that mister Munson's department had become a little disrupted,

510
00:36:22,035 --> 00:36:25,155
Speaker 1: and hadn't they perhaps better resumed the old system there.

511
00:36:26,275 --> 00:36:29,635
Speaker 1: Mister Fitwiler had said, certainly not. He had the greatest

512
00:36:29,675 --> 00:36:33,915
Speaker 1: faith in missus Barrow's ideas. They require a little seasoning.

513
00:36:34,315 --> 00:36:38,755
Speaker 1: Little seasoning is all, he had added. Mister Roberts had

514
00:36:38,755 --> 00:36:42,435
Speaker 1: given it up. Mister Martin reviewed in detail all the

515
00:36:42,555 --> 00:36:45,595
Speaker 1: changes wrought by missus Barrows. She'd begun chipping at the

516
00:36:45,675 --> 00:36:48,995
Speaker 1: cornices of the firm's edifice, and now she was swinging

517
00:36:49,075 --> 00:36:54,515
Speaker 1: at the foundation stones with a pickaxe. Mister Martin came

518
00:36:54,555 --> 00:36:56,755
Speaker 1: now in his summing up to the afternoon of Monday,

519
00:36:56,835 --> 00:37:01,635
Speaker 1: November two, nineteen forty two, just one week ago. On

520
00:37:01,715 --> 00:37:05,515
Speaker 1: that day, at three pm, missus Barrow's had bounced into

521
00:37:05,555 --> 00:37:09,275
Speaker 1: his office. Boo, she had yelled, Are you scraping around

522
00:37:09,275 --> 00:37:13,675
Speaker 1: the bottom of the pickle barrel? Mister Martin had looked

523
00:37:13,675 --> 00:37:16,755
Speaker 1: at her from under his green eye shade, saying nothing.

524
00:37:17,835 --> 00:37:20,635
Speaker 1: She had begun to wander about the office, taking it

525
00:37:20,675 --> 00:37:24,155
Speaker 1: in with her great popping eyes. Do you really need

526
00:37:24,355 --> 00:37:30,635
Speaker 1: all these filing cabinets, she had demanded. Suddenly, mister Martin's

527
00:37:30,795 --> 00:37:35,755
Speaker 1: heart had jumped each of these files, he had said,

528
00:37:35,835 --> 00:37:38,875
Speaker 1: keeping his voice even plays an indispensable part in the

529
00:37:38,955 --> 00:37:42,995
Speaker 1: system of f and s. She had brayed at him,

530
00:37:43,195 --> 00:37:46,555
Speaker 1: well don't tear up the pea patch, and gone to

531
00:37:46,635 --> 00:37:50,475
Speaker 1: the door. From there she had bawled, but you sure

532
00:37:50,595 --> 00:37:55,635
Speaker 1: have got a lot of fine scrap in here. Mister

533
00:37:55,675 --> 00:37:59,275
Speaker 1: Martin could no longer doubt that the finger was on

534
00:37:59,555 --> 00:38:04,635
Speaker 1: his beloved department. Her pickaxe was on the upswing poison

535
00:38:04,875 --> 00:38:08,755
Speaker 1: for the first blow. It had not come yet. He

536
00:38:08,795 --> 00:38:11,995
Speaker 1: had received no blue memo from the enchanted mister Fitweler,

537
00:38:12,195 --> 00:38:17,075
Speaker 1: bearing nonsensical instructions deriving from this obscene woman. But there

538
00:38:17,115 --> 00:38:19,395
Speaker 1: was no doubt in mister Martin's mind that one would

539
00:38:19,395 --> 00:38:24,515
Speaker 1: be forthcoming. He must act quickly. Already a precious week

540
00:38:24,595 --> 00:38:29,715
Speaker 1: had gone by. Mister Martin stood up in his living room,

541
00:38:29,755 --> 00:38:33,595
Speaker 1: still holding his milk glass. Gentleman of the jury, he

542
00:38:33,635 --> 00:38:39,355
Speaker 1: said to himself, I demand the death penalty for this

543
00:38:39,515 --> 00:38:45,955
Speaker 1: horrible person. The next day, mister Martin followed his routine

544
00:38:45,995 --> 00:38:48,755
Speaker 1: as usual. He polished his glasses more often and once

545
00:38:48,875 --> 00:38:52,315
Speaker 1: sharpened and already sharp pencil. But not even mispaired noticed.

546
00:38:52,955 --> 00:38:56,035
Speaker 1: Only once did he catch sight of his victim. She

547
00:38:56,115 --> 00:38:58,875
Speaker 1: swept past him in the hall with the patronizing Hai.

548
00:38:59,995 --> 00:39:02,155
Speaker 1: At five point thirty. He walked home as usual and

549
00:39:02,195 --> 00:39:05,475
Speaker 1: had a glass of milk as usual. He had never

550
00:39:05,595 --> 00:39:09,275
Speaker 1: drunk anything stronger in his life, unless you could count

551
00:39:09,315 --> 00:39:13,795
Speaker 1: ginger Ale. The late Sam Schlosser, the s of F

552
00:39:13,875 --> 00:39:16,075
Speaker 1: and S had praised mister Martin at a staff meeting

553
00:39:16,115 --> 00:39:20,035
Speaker 1: several years before for his temperate habits. One of our

554
00:39:20,075 --> 00:39:23,915
Speaker 1: most efficient workers. Neither drinks nor smokes, he had said,

555
00:39:24,075 --> 00:39:28,675
Speaker 1: the results speak for themselves. Mister Fitweller had sat by,

556
00:39:28,995 --> 00:39:33,475
Speaker 1: nodding approval. Mister Martin was still thinking about that red

557
00:39:33,515 --> 00:39:36,035
Speaker 1: letter day, as he walked over to the Shafts restaurant

558
00:39:36,075 --> 00:39:39,035
Speaker 1: on Fifth Avenue near forty sixth Street. He got there

559
00:39:39,075 --> 00:39:41,715
Speaker 1: as he always did, at eight o'clock. He finished his

560
00:39:41,755 --> 00:39:43,995
Speaker 1: dinner and the financial page of the New York Sun

561
00:39:44,195 --> 00:39:47,075
Speaker 1: quartered at to nine. As he always did, It was

562
00:39:47,115 --> 00:39:49,715
Speaker 1: his custom after dinner to take a walk. This time

563
00:39:49,715 --> 00:39:53,115
Speaker 1: he walked down Fifth Avenue at a casual place. His

564
00:39:53,275 --> 00:39:58,395
Speaker 1: gloved hands felt moist and warm, his forehead cold. He

565
00:39:58,555 --> 00:40:01,835
Speaker 1: transferred the camels from his overcoat to a jacket pocket.

566
00:40:01,995 --> 00:40:03,875
Speaker 1: He wondered as he did so, if they did not

567
00:40:03,995 --> 00:40:10,715
Speaker 1: represent an unnecessary note of strain. Missus Barrows smoked only luckies.

568
00:40:11,595 --> 00:40:13,835
Speaker 1: It was his idea to puff a few puffs on

569
00:40:14,115 --> 00:40:18,355
Speaker 1: a camel after the rubbing out, stub it out in

570
00:40:18,395 --> 00:40:22,275
Speaker 1: the ashtray, holding her lipstick, saying luckies, and thus drag

571
00:40:22,355 --> 00:40:26,395
Speaker 1: a small red herring across the trail. Perhaps it was

572
00:40:26,435 --> 00:40:30,115
Speaker 1: not a good idea. It would take time. He might

573
00:40:30,155 --> 00:40:35,955
Speaker 1: even choke too loudly. Mister Martin had never seen the

574
00:40:35,995 --> 00:40:38,595
Speaker 1: house on West twelfth Street where Missus Barrows lived, but

575
00:40:38,635 --> 00:40:41,035
Speaker 1: he had a clear enough picture of it. Fortunately, she

576
00:40:41,115 --> 00:40:46,035
Speaker 1: had bragged to everybody about her decky first floor apartment

577
00:40:46,075 --> 00:40:50,715
Speaker 1: in the perfectly darling three story red brick. There would

578
00:40:50,715 --> 00:40:53,675
Speaker 1: be no doorman or other attendants, just the tenants of

579
00:40:53,715 --> 00:40:56,475
Speaker 1: the second and third floors. As he walked along, mister

580
00:40:56,515 --> 00:41:00,075
Speaker 1: Martin realized that he would get there before nine to thirty.

581
00:41:01,075 --> 00:41:04,395
Speaker 1: He had considered walking north on Fifth Avenue from Shrafts

582
00:41:04,435 --> 00:41:06,515
Speaker 1: to a point from which it would take him until

583
00:41:06,555 --> 00:41:09,275
Speaker 1: ten o'clock to reach the house. At that hour people

584
00:41:09,355 --> 00:41:11,515
Speaker 1: were less likely to be coming in or going out,

585
00:41:11,915 --> 00:41:14,515
Speaker 1: But the procedure would have made an awkward loop in

586
00:41:14,555 --> 00:41:19,355
Speaker 1: the straight thread of his casualness, and he had abandoned it.

587
00:41:19,355 --> 00:41:21,835
Speaker 1: It was impossible to figure when people would be entering

588
00:41:21,915 --> 00:41:24,315
Speaker 1: or leaving the house anyway, there was a great risk

589
00:41:24,355 --> 00:41:27,635
Speaker 1: at any hour if he ran into anybody, he would

590
00:41:27,675 --> 00:41:29,715
Speaker 1: simply have to place the rubbing out of old Jean

591
00:41:29,795 --> 00:41:35,595
Speaker 1: Barrows in the inactive file forever. The same thing would

592
00:41:35,595 --> 00:41:38,155
Speaker 1: hold true if there was someone in her apartment. In

593
00:41:38,155 --> 00:41:39,715
Speaker 1: that case, he would just say that he had been

594
00:41:39,715 --> 00:41:45,275
Speaker 1: passing by, recognized her charming house, and thought to drop in.

595
00:41:47,195 --> 00:41:49,555
Speaker 1: It was eighteen minutes after nine when mister Martin turned

596
00:41:49,555 --> 00:41:52,435
Speaker 1: into twelfth Straight. A man passed him and a man

597
00:41:52,475 --> 00:41:56,155
Speaker 1: and a woman talking. There was no one within fifty paces.

598
00:41:56,155 --> 00:41:58,595
Speaker 1: When he came to the house halfway down the block.

599
00:41:59,435 --> 00:42:01,555
Speaker 1: He was up the steps and in the small vestibule,

600
00:42:01,555 --> 00:42:03,555
Speaker 1: and no time pressing the bell under the card that

601
00:42:03,595 --> 00:42:06,155
Speaker 1: said Missus ol Jean Arrows. When the clicking in the

602
00:42:06,155 --> 00:42:08,435
Speaker 1: lock started, he jumped forward against the door. He got

603
00:42:08,435 --> 00:42:11,235
Speaker 1: inside fast, closing the door behind him. A bulb in

604
00:42:11,275 --> 00:42:13,435
Speaker 1: a lantern hung from the hall ceiling on a chain

605
00:42:13,595 --> 00:42:16,755
Speaker 1: seemed to give a monstrously bright light. There was nobody

606
00:42:16,755 --> 00:42:18,515
Speaker 1: on the stair which went up ahead of him along

607
00:42:18,515 --> 00:42:21,395
Speaker 1: the left wall. A door opened down the hall on

608
00:42:21,395 --> 00:42:25,115
Speaker 1: the wall on the right. He went toward it swiftly

609
00:42:25,275 --> 00:42:30,795
Speaker 1: on tiptoe. Now, for God's sakes, look who's here? Bawled

610
00:42:30,835 --> 00:42:34,115
Speaker 1: Missus Barrows, and her braining laugh rang out like the

611
00:42:34,155 --> 00:42:37,395
Speaker 1: report of a shotgun. He rushed past her like a

612
00:42:37,395 --> 00:42:42,275
Speaker 1: football attacker, bumping her. Hey, quit shoving, she said, closing

613
00:42:42,275 --> 00:42:45,235
Speaker 1: the door behind them. They were in her living room,

614
00:42:45,355 --> 00:42:47,875
Speaker 1: which seemed to mister Martin to be lighted by a

615
00:42:48,075 --> 00:42:53,195
Speaker 1: hundred lamps. What's after you, she said, Here's jumpy as

616
00:42:53,235 --> 00:42:57,555
Speaker 1: a goat. He found he was unable to speak. His

617
00:42:57,755 --> 00:43:03,115
Speaker 1: heart was wheezing in his throat. I yes, he finally

618
00:43:03,115 --> 00:43:06,675
Speaker 1: brought out. He was jabbering and laughing as she started

619
00:43:06,675 --> 00:43:09,635
Speaker 1: to help him off with his coat. No, no, he said,

620
00:43:10,315 --> 00:43:13,635
Speaker 1: I'll put it here. He took it off and put

621
00:43:13,635 --> 00:43:16,115
Speaker 1: it on a chair near the door. Your hat and

622
00:43:16,155 --> 00:43:20,275
Speaker 1: gloves too, She said, you're in a lady's house. He

623
00:43:20,355 --> 00:43:23,155
Speaker 1: put his hat on top of the coat. Missus Barrows

624
00:43:23,155 --> 00:43:27,355
Speaker 1: seemed larger than he had thought. He kept his gloves on.

625
00:43:28,835 --> 00:43:34,675
Speaker 1: I was passing by, he said, I recognized. Is there

626
00:43:34,675 --> 00:43:40,235
Speaker 1: anyone here? She laughed louder than ever. No, she said,

627
00:43:40,755 --> 00:43:43,675
Speaker 1: we're all alone. You're white as a sheet, you funny man,

628
00:43:43,795 --> 00:43:46,515
Speaker 1: whatever has come over you. I'll mix you a toddy.

629
00:43:47,355 --> 00:43:50,235
Speaker 1: She started toward a door across the room. Scotch and

630
00:43:50,315 --> 00:43:52,635
Speaker 1: so to be all right, But say you don't drink,

631
00:43:52,715 --> 00:43:57,235
Speaker 1: do you? She turned and gave him her amused look.

632
00:43:57,955 --> 00:44:01,635
Speaker 1: Mister Martin pulled himself together. Scotch and soda will be

633
00:44:01,675 --> 00:44:04,635
Speaker 1: all right, he heard himself say. He could hear her

634
00:44:04,795 --> 00:44:08,635
Speaker 1: laughing in the kitchen. Mister Martin looked quickly around the

635
00:44:08,675 --> 00:44:11,835
Speaker 1: living room for the weapon he had counted on finding one.

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00:44:11,875 --> 00:44:15,355
Speaker 1: There there were and irons and a poker and something

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Speaker 1: in a corner that looked like an Indian club. None

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Speaker 1: of them would do it, couldn't be that way. He

639
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Speaker 1: began to pace around. He came to a desk. On

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Speaker 1: it lay a metal paper knife with an ornate handle.

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Speaker 1: Would it be sharp enough? He reached for it and

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Speaker 1: knocked over a small brass jar. Stamps spilled out of

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Speaker 1: it and fell onto the floor with a clatter. Hey,

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Speaker 1: missus Barrows, yelled from the kitchen. Are you tearing up

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Speaker 1: the pea patch? Mister Martin gave a strange laugh. Picking

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Speaker 1: up the knife, he tried its point against his left wrist.

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00:44:47,875 --> 00:44:54,835
Speaker 1: It was blunt. It wouldn't do. When Missus Barrows reappeared

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Speaker 1: carrying two high balls, mister Martin, standing there with his

649
00:44:58,555 --> 00:45:02,195
Speaker 1: gloves on, became acutely conscious of the fantasy. He had

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Speaker 1: wrought cigarettes in his pocket, a drink prepared for him.

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Speaker 1: It was all too grossly improbable. It was more than that,

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00:45:12,035 --> 00:45:18,115
Speaker 1: it was impossible. Somewhere in the back of his mind

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00:45:19,035 --> 00:45:25,835
Speaker 1: a vague idea stirred sprouted. For Heaven's sake, take off

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00:45:25,875 --> 00:45:30,475
Speaker 1: those gloves, said Missus Barrows. I always wear them in

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Speaker 1: the house, said mister Martin. The idea began to bloom

656
00:45:36,995 --> 00:45:41,235
Speaker 1: strange and wonderful. She put the glasses on a coffee

657
00:45:41,235 --> 00:45:43,475
Speaker 1: table in front of a sofa and sat on the sofa.

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Speaker 1: Come over here, you odd little man, she said. Mister

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Speaker 1: Martin went over and sat beside her. It was difficult

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Speaker 1: getting a cigarette out of the pack of camels, but

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Speaker 1: he managed it. She held a match for him. Laughing well,

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00:45:56,155 --> 00:45:59,795
Speaker 1: she said, handing him his drink. This is perfectly marvelous,

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Speaker 1: you with a drink and a cigarette. Mister Martin puffed,

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Speaker 1: not too awkwardly, and took a gulp of the highball.

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00:46:11,795 --> 00:46:14,915
Speaker 1: I drink and smoke all the time, he said. He

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00:46:14,955 --> 00:46:18,955
Speaker 1: clinked his glass against hers. Here's nuts to that old

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Speaker 1: wind bag fit whiler, he said, and gulped again. The

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00:46:22,795 --> 00:46:27,315
Speaker 1: stuff tasted awful, but he made no grimace. Really, mister Martin,

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Speaker 1: she said, her voice and posture changing. You are insulting

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Speaker 1: our employer. Missus Barrows was now all special advisor to

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Speaker 1: the President. I am preparing a bomb, said mister Martin,

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Speaker 1: which will blow the old goat higher than hell. He

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00:46:46,715 --> 00:46:48,555
Speaker 1: had only had a little of the drink, which was

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Speaker 1: not strong. It couldn't be that. Do you take dope

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00:46:52,395 --> 00:46:58,435
Speaker 1: or something, missus Barrows asked coldly. Heroine said, mister Martin,

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Speaker 1: I'll be coked to the gills when I bumped that

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Speaker 1: old buzzard off. Mister Martin, she shouted, getting to her feet,

678
00:47:06,475 --> 00:47:08,635
Speaker 1: that will be all of that. You must go at once.

679
00:47:10,035 --> 00:47:13,035
Speaker 1: Mister Martin took another swallow of the drink. He tapped

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Speaker 1: his cigarette out in the ash tray and put the

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Speaker 1: pack of camels on the coffee table. Then he got up.

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Speaker 1: She stood glaring at him. He walked over and put

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Speaker 1: on his hat and coat. Not a word about this,

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00:47:25,755 --> 00:47:28,675
Speaker 1: he said, and laid an index finger against his lips.

685
00:47:29,235 --> 00:47:33,635
Speaker 1: All missus Barrows could bring out was a really Mister

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Speaker 1: Martin put his hand on the doorknob. I'm sitting in

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Speaker 1: the catbird's seat, he said. He stuck his tongue out

688
00:47:42,835 --> 00:47:50,435
Speaker 1: at her, and left. Nobody saw him go Mister Martin

689
00:47:50,475 --> 00:47:53,835
Speaker 1: got to his apartment walking well before eleven. No one

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Speaker 1: saw him go in. He had two glasses of milk

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Speaker 1: after brushing his teeth, and he felt elated. It wasn't tipsy,

692
00:48:00,555 --> 00:48:03,515
Speaker 1: in is because he hadn't been tipsy anyway. The walk

693
00:48:03,555 --> 00:48:06,595
Speaker 1: had worn off all off of the whiskey. He got

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Speaker 1: in bed and read a magazine for a while. He

695
00:48:08,995 --> 00:48:13,755
Speaker 1: was asleep before midnight. Mister Martin got to the office

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00:48:13,795 --> 00:48:16,235
Speaker 1: at eight point thirty the next morning as usual. At

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Speaker 1: a quarter to nine, Old Jean Barrows, who had never

698
00:48:18,755 --> 00:48:21,955
Speaker 1: before arrived at work before ten, swept into his office.

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00:48:22,075 --> 00:48:25,715
Speaker 1: I'm reparting to mister Fitwailer now, she shouted. If he

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00:48:25,795 --> 00:48:28,075
Speaker 1: turns you over to the police, it's no more than

701
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Speaker 1: you deserve. Mister Martin gave her a look of shocked surprise.

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00:48:33,475 --> 00:48:37,795
Speaker 1: I beg your pardon, he said. Missus Barrow snorted and

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00:48:37,875 --> 00:48:40,035
Speaker 1: bounced out of the room, leaving Miss Paird and Joey

704
00:48:40,035 --> 00:48:43,915
Speaker 1: Hart staring after her. What's the matter with that old

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00:48:43,955 --> 00:48:48,315
Speaker 1: devil now, asked Miss Paired. I have no idea, said

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00:48:48,355 --> 00:48:51,675
Speaker 1: mister Martin, resuming his work. The other two looked at him,

707
00:48:51,715 --> 00:48:54,155
Speaker 1: and then at each other. Miss Paired got up and

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00:48:54,155 --> 00:48:57,235
Speaker 1: went out. She walked slowly past the closed door of

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Speaker 1: mister Fitwiler's office. Missus Barrows was yelling inside, but she

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00:49:01,995 --> 00:49:04,475
Speaker 1: was not brain. Miss Paired could not hear what the

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Speaker 1: woman was saying. She went back to her desk. Forty

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Speaker 1: five minutes later, Missus Barrows left the President's office and

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Speaker 1: went into her own, shutting the door. It wasn't until

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Speaker 1: half an hour later that mister Fitweiler sent for mister Martin,

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Speaker 1: the head of the filing department. Neat quiet, attentive, stood

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Speaker 1: in front of the old man's desk. Mister Fitweiler was

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00:49:25,555 --> 00:49:30,235
Speaker 1: pale and nervous. He took his glasses off and twiddled them.

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Speaker 1: He made a small ruffing sound in his throat. Martin,

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Speaker 1: he said, you have been with us more than twenty years.

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Speaker 1: Twenty two, sir, said mister Martin. In that time pursued

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Speaker 1: the President. Your work and your manner have been exemplary.

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Speaker 1: I trust so, sir, said mister Martin. I have understood, Martin,

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Speaker 1: said mister Fitwaller, that you have never taken a drink

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Speaker 1: or smoked. That is correct, sir, said mister Martin. H Yeah, yes,

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00:50:05,315 --> 00:50:10,155
Speaker 1: mister Fitwiler polished his glasses. You may describe what you

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00:50:10,195 --> 00:50:14,995
Speaker 1: did after leaving the office yesterday, Martin, he said, certainly, sir,

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Speaker 1: he said. I walked home. Then I went to Shrafts

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Speaker 1: for dinner. Afterward, I walked home again. I went to

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Speaker 1: bed early, sir, and read a magazine for a while

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Speaker 1: I was asleep before eleven. Ah. Yes, said mister Fitwiler. Again.

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Speaker 1: He was silent for a moment, searching for the proper

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Speaker 1: words to say to the head of the filing department,

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Speaker 1: Missus Barrows. He said finally, Missus Barrows has worked hard, Martin,

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Speaker 1: very hard. It brings me to report, but she has

735
00:50:47,275 --> 00:50:50,235
Speaker 1: suffered a severe breakdown. It has taken the form of

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00:50:50,275 --> 00:50:58,275
Speaker 1: a persecution complex accompanied by distressing hallucinations. I'm very sorry, sir,

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00:50:58,795 --> 00:51:03,875
Speaker 1: said mister Martin. Missus Barrows is under the delusion, continued

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Speaker 1: mister Fitwiler, that you visited her last evening and behaved

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Speaker 1: yourself in an unseemly manner. He raised his hand to

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Speaker 1: silence mister Martin's little, pained outcry. It is the nature

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Speaker 1: of these psychological diseases, mister Fitwiler said, to fix upon

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00:51:22,235 --> 00:51:26,755
Speaker 1: the least likely and most innocent party as the source

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00:51:26,835 --> 00:51:30,635
Speaker 1: of persecution. These matters are not for the lay mind

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00:51:30,795 --> 00:51:34,595
Speaker 1: to grasp. Martin. I've just had my psychiatrist, doctor Fitch,

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00:51:34,675 --> 00:51:37,715
Speaker 1: on the phone. He would not, of course commit himself,

746
00:51:37,755 --> 00:51:43,035
Speaker 1: but he made enough generalizations to substantiate my suspicions. I

747
00:51:43,275 --> 00:51:49,275
Speaker 1: suggested to missus Barrows when she had completed her story

748
00:51:49,595 --> 00:51:53,955
Speaker 1: to me this morning, that she visited doctor Fitch for

749
00:51:54,115 --> 00:51:57,315
Speaker 1: I suspected a condition. Whats that she flew, I regret

750
00:51:57,355 --> 00:52:02,355
Speaker 1: to say, into a rage and demanded requested that I

751
00:52:02,555 --> 00:52:06,195
Speaker 1: call you on the carpet. You may not know, Martin,

752
00:52:06,275 --> 00:52:10,275
Speaker 1: but Missus Barrows had planned a reorganization of your department,

753
00:52:10,595 --> 00:52:13,435
Speaker 1: subject to my approval. Of course, subject to my approval.

754
00:52:13,955 --> 00:52:16,915
Speaker 1: This brought you, rather than anyone else to her mind.

755
00:52:16,915 --> 00:52:20,275
Speaker 1: But again that is a phenomenon for doctor Fitch and

756
00:52:20,635 --> 00:52:26,275
Speaker 1: not for us. So Martin, I'm afraid Missus Barrow's usefulness

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00:52:26,315 --> 00:52:31,995
Speaker 1: here is at an end. I'm dreadfully sorry, sir, said

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00:52:31,995 --> 00:52:36,195
Speaker 1: mister Martin. It was at this point that the door

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00:52:36,235 --> 00:52:38,795
Speaker 1: to the office blew open with the suddenness of a

760
00:52:38,875 --> 00:52:43,475
Speaker 1: gas main explosion, and Missus Barrow's catapulted through. It is

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00:52:43,475 --> 00:52:46,675
Speaker 1: the little rad denying it, she screamed. He can't get

762
00:52:46,715 --> 00:52:50,635
Speaker 1: away with that. Mister Martin got up and moved discreetly

763
00:52:50,675 --> 00:52:54,355
Speaker 1: to a point beside mister Fitwiler's chair. You drank and

764
00:52:54,555 --> 00:52:57,635
Speaker 1: smoked at my apartment, she bawled at mister Martin, and

765
00:52:57,675 --> 00:53:00,235
Speaker 1: you know it. You called mister Fitwailer an old wind

766
00:53:00,275 --> 00:53:02,555
Speaker 1: bag and said you were gonna blow him up when

767
00:53:02,555 --> 00:53:05,075
Speaker 1: you got coked to your gills on your head Heroin.

768
00:53:07,115 --> 00:53:09,275
Speaker 1: She stopped yelling to catch her breath, and a new

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00:53:09,395 --> 00:53:12,755
Speaker 1: glint came into her popping eyes. If you weren't set

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00:53:12,795 --> 00:53:17,235
Speaker 1: to drab, ordinary, little man, she said, I'd think you'd

771
00:53:17,395 --> 00:53:21,275
Speaker 1: planned it all, sticking your tongue out, saying you were

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00:53:21,315 --> 00:53:24,435
Speaker 1: sitting in the cat buried seat because you thought no

773
00:53:24,475 --> 00:53:27,915
Speaker 1: one would believe me when I told it. My god,

774
00:53:27,995 --> 00:53:33,675
Speaker 1: it's really too perfect. She brayed loudly and hysterically, and

775
00:53:33,715 --> 00:53:36,595
Speaker 1: the fury was on her again. She glared at mister Fitwiler.

776
00:53:37,075 --> 00:53:40,395
Speaker 1: Can't you see how he has checked us, you old fool.

777
00:53:41,195 --> 00:53:45,475
Speaker 1: Can't you see his little game? But mister Fitwiler had

778
00:53:45,475 --> 00:53:48,635
Speaker 1: been surreptitiously pressing all the buttons under the top of

779
00:53:48,675 --> 00:53:51,995
Speaker 1: his desk, and employees of fn S began pouring into

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00:53:51,995 --> 00:53:56,435
Speaker 1: the room. Stockton said, Missus Fitchwiler, you and Fishbine will

781
00:53:56,475 --> 00:53:59,435
Speaker 1: take missus Barrows to her home. Missus Powell, you will

782
00:53:59,475 --> 00:54:02,395
Speaker 1: go with them. Stockton, who had played a little football

783
00:54:02,435 --> 00:54:05,315
Speaker 1: in high school, blocked Missus Barrows as she made for

784
00:54:05,435 --> 00:54:08,715
Speaker 1: mister Martin. It took him and fish Mine together to

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00:54:08,875 --> 00:54:11,675
Speaker 1: force her out of the door into the hall crowded

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Speaker 1: with stenographers and office boys. She was still screaming imprecations

787
00:54:16,035 --> 00:54:21,395
Speaker 1: at mister Martin, tangled and contradictory imprecations. The hubbub finally

788
00:54:21,435 --> 00:54:26,515
Speaker 1: died out down the corridor. I regret that this has happened,

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00:54:27,035 --> 00:54:31,235
Speaker 1: said mister Fitweiler. I shall ask you to dismiss it

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00:54:31,235 --> 00:54:35,875
Speaker 1: from your mind. Martin, Yes, sir, said mister Martin, anticipating

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00:54:35,915 --> 00:54:40,195
Speaker 1: his chiefs, that will be all. By moving to the door,

792
00:54:41,595 --> 00:54:46,195
Speaker 1: I will dismiss it. He went out and shut the door,

793
00:54:46,595 --> 00:54:49,915
Speaker 1: and his step was light and quick in the hall.

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00:54:50,915 --> 00:54:53,035
Speaker 1: When he entered his department, he had slowed down to

795
00:54:53,035 --> 00:54:57,835
Speaker 1: his customary gate, and he walked quietly across the room

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00:54:58,355 --> 00:55:05,115
Speaker 1: to the double twenty file, wearing a look of studious centration.

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Speaker 1: The Catbird Seat by James Thurber. I've done all the

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Speaker 1: damn and Jack can do here. Thank you for listening.

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Speaker 1: Please share this podcast with somebody who does not listen

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Speaker 1: an exhibitionist, I need the largest audience I can get.

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Speaker 1: By the way I have a correction to Thursday's podcast

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Speaker 1: when Fox fired me in two thousand and one and

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Speaker 1: ago and he's retired since, and I'm still doing this.

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Speaker 1: Fox tried to get me to blow myself up publicly

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Speaker 1: by attacking them so they didn't have to pay off

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Speaker 1: the rest of my contract. And for some reason, in

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Speaker 1: retelling this yesterday, I said they had to pay me

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Speaker 1: one hundred thousand dollars year went In fact, they had

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Speaker 1: of which I still have. Thank you, So I'm sorry

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Speaker 1: God for the money for the error anyway. Brian Ray

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Speaker 1: satirical and pithy musical comments are by the best baseball

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Speaker 1: group No Horns Allowed. My announcer today is my friend

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Speaker 1: John Dean, and everything else was pretty much my fault.

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Speaker 1: So that's countdown for this the eighty second day until

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Speaker 1: the twenty twenty four presidential election, the one three hundred

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Speaker 1: and seventeenth day since convicted felon dementia J Trump's first

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Speaker 1: attempted who against the democratically elected government of the United States.

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Speaker 1: Use the September eighteenth sentencing hearing. Use the mental health system.

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Speaker 1: You have this available to you now, President Biden, use

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Speaker 1: presidential immunity to stop him from doing it again. While

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Speaker 1: we still hawk to a can and anti Semitic, anti immigration,

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Speaker 1: gun nut Republicans, please stop shooting at Trump. The next

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Speaker 1: scheduled countdown is Tuesday. Bulletins as the news requires until

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Speaker 1: the next one. I'm Keith Olrumman. Good morning, good afternoon, goodnight,

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