Speaker 1: The nick A Gliser Podcastiser.
Speaker 2: Here's Nikky. Hello, here, I am welcome to the show.
Speaker 2: It's any Glazer Podcast. Feeling anxious at the start of
Speaker 2: the show all of a sudden and related to everything
Speaker 2: that's happening in the world, but just a million things
Speaker 2: that weren't election related just piled in during the theme
Speaker 2: song and then on top of the election mountain. It
Speaker 2: was like I built up a landfill of anxiety.
Speaker 3: But if you're listening to this right now, you may
Speaker 3: know the outcome.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, but that you are in the future right now,
Speaker 2: how is it going? There? Is is everything? Okay, let's
Speaker 2: just talk to people in the future, like given both circumstances,
Speaker 2: because because let's like give like like a message to
Speaker 2: the future, because it's gonna be us too. We need it.
Speaker 3: Okay. So one Jill Stein wins.
Speaker 2: Everything's gonna be okay. Yeah, okay, So let's start. I
Speaker 2: always when I choose best case scenary or worst case scenario,
Speaker 2: or someone says I have bad news, I have good news.
Speaker 2: You always want the bad news.
Speaker 3: First, right, Yeah, Well, whenever someone says I have bad
Speaker 3: news and good news, I think that's horseship because the
Speaker 3: bad news.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and no, no, no, the bad news. Oh, you're right.
Speaker 3: They're always like I have good If they're gonna be
Speaker 3: playful about the presentation, it's not gonna be like your
Speaker 3: uncle has cancer. It's gonna be something.
Speaker 2: That's really funny. You need to write that down. That's
Speaker 2: like a good bit. Yeah, playful about the presentation is
Speaker 2: a really funny way to present that. Because I think
Speaker 2: that's so that's so true. You know they're gonna say
Speaker 2: you need to sit Are you sitting down?
Speaker 3: Are you sitting down?
Speaker 2: That's but that's because gen Z is ruined that because
Speaker 2: now they're like seated and like, so now it's like
Speaker 2: are you sitting down like I? And someone might said,
Speaker 2: say your uncle is dead, and soone'll be like, why
Speaker 2: is he like amazed at something? He like was so
Speaker 2: happy about something. He died. No, he's actually dead. And
Speaker 2: they're like, I don't believe you. He is so slagh No,
Speaker 2: someone slayed him in a brutal killing last night. He's
Speaker 2: dead period. Okay, worst case scenario, Trump is our is
Speaker 2: going to be our president again.
Speaker 3: Trump's president and the hold on.
Speaker 2: I can't breathe. Julie, okay, Julia is not okay, right now.
Speaker 2: Julie need like I might fly her to New York
Speaker 2: tomorrow if the news goes that way, because she will
Speaker 2: need like a Actually that wouldn't be good because she'd
Speaker 2: be on a plane by herself. She needs to be
Speaker 2: around loved ones. I gave her Goldie for the weekend.
Speaker 2: Oh thanks Nick, thanks for that, is what she'd say.
Speaker 2: Uh no, my mom is watching Goldie for the weekend.
Speaker 2: But I need a comfort animal. Last night, I spent
Speaker 2: the night at my parents' house because I just didn't
Speaker 2: want to be alone on election Eve. And I literally
Speaker 2: almost was like, can I pull out the gymnastics mat
Speaker 2: under your bed and leap on the floor like I
Speaker 2: used to in eighth grade?
Speaker 3: I know it's still there, mystical sounding.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a lot. Well, it feels like I want
Speaker 2: to be close to loved ones. Okay, so if he wants,
Speaker 2: I don't. I can't. I honestly don't even want to
Speaker 2: talk about it because it might manifest it, right what
Speaker 2: about Okay?
Speaker 3: Okay, we don't want to manifest Okay, so let's just
Speaker 3: get your people.
Speaker 2: Sorry that you're on your own, kid, but like, no
Speaker 2: one from the past has any wisdom for you. Of
Speaker 2: how to handle this. It's just going to be one
Speaker 2: foot in front of the other. Start meditating immediately. Zachary
Speaker 2: Levi told me at that party to start meditating and
Speaker 2: that it was urgent, and he was not wrong whether
Speaker 2: it went one way than the other.
Speaker 3: I mean, Zachary.
Speaker 2: Quinto sorry Levi. I wish Zachary Levi was trying to
Speaker 2: get me to join scientology. He was trying to get
Speaker 2: me to a stress test or whatever he's into. No,
Speaker 2: I think he's a Christian, a hardcore Christian, which same difference.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 3: That it's all we're all part of a or another.
Speaker 2: Exactly, I'm a swift.
Speaker 3: We just want to follow a narcissist. Is that so hard?
Speaker 2: Is it's always wrong to have a weak human brain
Speaker 2: that is susceptible to brainwashing? Is that so bad? Because
Speaker 2: I was listening to Mark Cuban on Sam Harris's podcast
Speaker 2: and he's like, the way the algorithm is, they just
Speaker 2: target you if they think you're susceptible to falling for this,
Speaker 2: and and maybe I'm susceptible to it too. That's the
Speaker 2: problem is like when your brainwashed, you don't really know
Speaker 2: you're being brainwashed, right, Like otherwise you get out of it.
Speaker 2: So I admit I could be brainwashed about things too,
Speaker 2: but they just if they've proven, like we're mice, that
Speaker 2: if you put information in front of people long enough,
Speaker 2: in enough times, and they see it in different ways.
Speaker 2: Presented in a comedy sketch, presented in a serious ted
Speaker 2: talk like thing, presented like a guy in his car talking,
Speaker 2: you know, to the camera, is presented in a song
Speaker 2: like the message will get through.
Speaker 3: The first message always wins too. Really, Yeah, generally it's
Speaker 3: much easier to give someone a new opinion than to
Speaker 3: shake an already existing opinion. So basically it was like
Speaker 3: a race to start.
Speaker 2: Oh, because it's kind of like whatever your parents are,
Speaker 2: you are. And I think of that too, Like I
Speaker 2: just think about some of my family that's maybe voting
Speaker 2: a different way than I am, and I go, man,
Speaker 2: I just got born to the right sibling in that family,
Speaker 2: like if I was born to it for me, or
Speaker 2: at least I think that because I'm in it right,
Speaker 2: Like I go, oh, my god, so lucky my mom. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: I mean they feel the same way. I was sitting
Speaker 2: next to people at Starbucks today, this group of old
Speaker 2: men who I'm sure were voting the other way. I'm
Speaker 2: sure of it. I went away from them as soon
Speaker 2: as I realized my airbuds weren't working, because I was
Speaker 2: going to put in my AirPods and just blast white
Speaker 2: noise so I didn't have to hear them hear their
Speaker 2: white noise, and so because I was just like, I
Speaker 2: just don't want to be mad at my fellow man today.
Speaker 2: I want to come from a loving hoos. But then
Speaker 2: my AirPods didn't work, so I just switched tables and
Speaker 2: I didn't do it frantically. I didn't do it like
Speaker 2: I don't want to hear about Trump, and you you know,
Speaker 2: like I did it calmly, like I don't want them
Speaker 2: to know which side I'm on. But then my computer
Speaker 2: was on a grotesque picture of Trump with like an
Speaker 2: article about him, So I did I did, like believe
Speaker 2: my laptop open, like facing them as I moved. I
Speaker 2: was like, okay, I'm just gonna I'm gonna backlash in
Speaker 2: this way.
Speaker 3: But so you don't like Trump?
Speaker 2: Of course?
Speaker 3: Not are you endorsing Kama officially?
Speaker 2: Do I have to say that?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 2: Why are people we know what side everyone's on? I
Speaker 2: think it's so annoying when someone yes, of course I'm
Speaker 2: endorsing Kamala, and I'm so embarrassed that it's after the yeah,
Speaker 2: after the fact. But of course I mean, like, I
Speaker 2: don't want to get so I I don't. I I'm
Speaker 2: honestly scared to say how I feel about Trump because
Speaker 2: of what the future might hold, you know, Like I
Speaker 2: was reading about the dictator that took over in Bangladesh
Speaker 2: and if you had any if there was any dissenting
Speaker 2: opinion towards her during her campaign or like before like uh,
Speaker 2: or if your dad said something or went to a march,
Speaker 2: you were disappeared. You were taken and put in an
Speaker 2: underground prison for many since twenty thirteen. And then when
Speaker 2: she was taken, when she was released, they all they
Speaker 2: all went or they took over and there was a coup.
Speaker 2: I guess that's a word for it. They all undisappeared,
Speaker 2: these people because they were all still around, because they
Speaker 2: didn't kill them, because they tortured them to the point
Speaker 2: where they almost died, and they would stay alive. It's
Speaker 2: like the worst imaginable thing would happen to these people
Speaker 2: that all they did was go to a march. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so I'm a little scared.
Speaker 3: I mean, it probably won't come down to that, because
Speaker 3: why couldn't it. I mean, I'm not saying it couldn't,
Speaker 3: I'm saying it probably won't.
Speaker 2: Don't you think if that person could have everyone that's
Speaker 2: ever said anything mean about them put away, they would
Speaker 2: That's always my question to people. Well, I think he would.
Speaker 3: No, he's he he's a very forgiving man.
Speaker 2: Oh no, he's a very manipulated man and a.
Speaker 3: Very you could you if you just switch sides and say,
Speaker 3: actually I was wrong, I love you. I will not
Speaker 3: put you in jail.
Speaker 2: That's actually a good news, because I will flip so
Speaker 2: fucking fast to save my head. I will.
Speaker 3: I'm not flipped. I'm in the middle anyway. I mean
Speaker 3: I'm not obviously am not.
Speaker 2: Uh you know, when I am being led to the
Speaker 2: gallows and he's there, I'll be like, you're hot. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you're fucking hot. I want you to know you're the
Speaker 2: hottest man that's ever lived. That's what I'll say first. Okay,
Speaker 2: this is my plan. I just want to say you're
Speaker 2: so fucking hot. And but it won't matter if I'm
Speaker 2: not young enough, and it already doesn't. I have like
Speaker 2: three days where he would care what my opinion is
Speaker 2: of him, because you have to say a hot woman, Yeah,
Speaker 2: so what should you? What should we do as people?
Speaker 2: He doesn't want to fuck when we're heading.
Speaker 3: To people, he doesn't want to fuck we say, I mean,
Speaker 3: he's we were wrong. He was. He's so everything he
Speaker 3: said was right. He's he he's the best president that
Speaker 3: ever lived. He's better than Lincoln. He's so smart and
Speaker 3: such a great business man. And I am support him.
Speaker 2: Okay, Do I like that he's wait because he's not
Speaker 2: really forgiving, Like he's not like liking he's not liking
Speaker 2: you more or like seeing that you have humanity where
Speaker 2: you aired and now you're learning the like he's not
Speaker 2: having empathy towards your position. He's just that isn't forgiveness right,
Speaker 2: what he's doing.
Speaker 3: I mean, it's a well in the true sense of
Speaker 3: the word truth. Well, I mean in the true sense
Speaker 3: more like deep down inside, if there was the capability.
Speaker 2: Between like hearing someone out and going like, wow, I
Speaker 2: was really angry at you, and like I see where
Speaker 2: you're coming from, and I understand that you have changed
Speaker 2: your mind, and I want to like, I want to
Speaker 2: forgive you and I. It's like a selfless thing almost.
Speaker 3: It's outcome based forgiveness. I think it's it's like I
Speaker 3: I want this outcome, and it's almost like I don't
Speaker 3: care what you do. It's almost like ultimate forgiveness because
Speaker 3: you don't care what the person did at all, as
Speaker 3: long as they get to the spot where you want
Speaker 3: them to be and you're there.
Speaker 2: That would be true that I wouldn't have to lie.
Speaker 2: I could say, you're funny.
Speaker 3: He's very funny the president.
Speaker 2: You did it, you did it.
Speaker 3: I don't. The other thing about him is he's only
Speaker 3: angry when he loses and doesn't get his way. When
Speaker 3: he wins and he's on top and he's not being.
Speaker 2: Sounds like Forest, my nephew. It's literally is that you
Speaker 2: give him what he wants and he likes you, and
Speaker 2: if you don't, he'll cry and scream right away. Yes, yes,
Speaker 2: but you can easily get him back by giving him
Speaker 2: back the candy.
Speaker 3: That's right.
Speaker 2: He will stop crying on a time, that's right.
Speaker 3: So that's why I don't think he's gonna send you
Speaker 3: to the gulags. If he wins and he's in charge
Speaker 3: and he gets to do whatever he wants. He's gonna
Speaker 3: be God. As long as we're going to be building
Speaker 3: new Trump towers, he's going to be making deals with international.
Speaker 2: Oh you don't think he will have vengeance? Okay, that's interesting.
Speaker 3: I think a little bit better. He'll have vengeance against
Speaker 3: a few people. Maybe maybe he'll have vengeance against just
Speaker 3: a couple of high profile people who betrayed him specifically.
Speaker 3: But I don't think he's going to throw people in
Speaker 3: the gulags.
Speaker 2: I don't think he's My life won't change that much.
Speaker 2: I don't think not in Missouri, no matter what happens
Speaker 2: to me.
Speaker 3: What do you mean, Well, it's already a red state.
Speaker 3: You're already have you know I'm not.
Speaker 2: Needing an abortion. I mean me personally, Yeah, okay, you
Speaker 2: me personally. I don't like I don't like going hiking,
Speaker 2: so I don't really care that nature keeps going. I'm
Speaker 2: literally only worried about other people and animals and the
Speaker 2: planet and the future.
Speaker 3: Like I'll be Okay, Well that's a big problem because
Speaker 3: what you personally, I guess it doesn't they be Most
Speaker 3: conservatives on the extreme don't believe in climate change, and
Speaker 3: if you listen to Trump's Joe Rogan interview, where he
Speaker 3: did come across as a very likable man if you
Speaker 3: actually listen to what he was saying. A lot of
Speaker 3: what he was saying is that he wants to remove
Speaker 3: the EPA so that corporations can build buildings without any regulations. Right,
Speaker 3: That's what he was saying.
Speaker 2: So I surprise anyone, and people go, he won't do
Speaker 2: that about deportation, everything he says, because it's so wild,
Speaker 2: they go, he won't do it. He said he was
Speaker 2: gonna hand RFK Junior Health, like, uh what he gave
Speaker 2: a list of things. It was. It was a ton
Speaker 2: of stuff he's going to hand over him. Consider vaccines,
Speaker 2: yeah to RFK and inegs and everything. But I I'm
Speaker 2: gonna be in charge of that liquid gold. That's what
Speaker 2: he said. And everyone cheers. It's like, but don't you worry.
Speaker 2: I'll stay in charge of the liquid gold. Like okay,
Speaker 2: so you just want oil, Like what are you talking about?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Anyway, I I just think that I really wish more
Speaker 2: people weren't just looking out for themselves because if I was,
Speaker 2: I wouldn't even care, you know, And I think that,
Speaker 2: like it doesn't matter to me either, way, like I'm
Speaker 2: not gonna get benefits from me like I feel personally,
Speaker 2: but I'm looking up for other women and other animal
Speaker 2: like for animals and just overall people.
Speaker 3: Well, you're gonna you would benefit in fact, as a
Speaker 3: quote unquot rich. Sure a person, you're gonna get a
Speaker 3: tax break.
Speaker 2: I in everybody should a little bit. Nos, I don't
Speaker 2: give a fuck about that. I like paying taxes. I
Speaker 2: don't care like I'm blessed to be even rich, and like,
Speaker 2: yes they should.
Speaker 3: Capital gains tax. Nick, you're gonna be cr You're gonna
Speaker 3: have so much.
Speaker 2: Money, When no, that's only for people with one hundred
Speaker 2: million and more. I heard I heard today.
Speaker 4: She doesn't really have any investments like a house or
Speaker 4: anything for capital gains.
Speaker 3: But you have income, and your income tax is going
Speaker 3: to go down because you are in that bracket. And
Speaker 3: then you're also, by the way, you're also a corporation.
Speaker 3: You are incorporated, are you not? You're not a person,
Speaker 3: you're your company, and therefore you're gonna pay even less
Speaker 3: taxes because of that.
Speaker 2: You're going I should be paying more than anyone. Well,
Speaker 2: it really is true.
Speaker 4: If you're started trying to feel better, I feel like
Speaker 4: we're making make you feel worse.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, I feel no, I feel I feel well.
Speaker 2: Now I'm excited. If Trump wins, Okay, now I'm.
Speaker 3: Hot, and then she makes a million dollars.
Speaker 2: This is it. I'm gonna like if he wins, I'm
Speaker 2: just gonna is it? Is it too much to just turn?
Speaker 3: Turn? No?
Speaker 2: Is it like for my If I'm really if we're
Speaker 2: all looking out for number one, why wouldn't I just
Speaker 2: turn and have a cozy life. But I can't because
Speaker 2: I I can't. I'm just not there yet. I'm not
Speaker 2: brain I'm not in brainwashed that way yet.
Speaker 3: You got to make enough money so that you can
Speaker 3: start your own corporation that's respond environmentally responsible and hope
Speaker 3: that the hope that the country wants to pay in
Speaker 3: a capitalist way for environmentally responsible products.
Speaker 2: And you know they won't because I just heard Mark
Speaker 2: Cubans say that we a lot of issues would be
Speaker 2: solved if Americans would play pay a premium on USA
Speaker 2: made things. But they don't and they never will, and
Speaker 2: that is the problem. Everyone acts like USA made that
Speaker 2: means something. If it meant something, he said, if people
Speaker 2: cared that things were made in the USA, if Americans
Speaker 2: cared about that, I would have so many companies here
Speaker 2: making stuff. He was like, I'm interested in making money,
Speaker 2: but they won't pay more, So you're.
Speaker 3: Just gonna look you to be honest. I'm going to
Speaker 3: be totally honest. Shirts made in Bangladesh fit me better.
Speaker 3: I don't know if I have when I'm at h
Speaker 3: and M.
Speaker 2: I like my clothes to have a little struggle on them,
Speaker 2: a little like resentment, and yeah, I just it makes
Speaker 2: the well, you know what the truth is though everything
Speaker 2: is made so shitty now. It's just everything. It's just
Speaker 2: the quality of clothing is down, and there's no doubt
Speaker 2: about it. Speaking of clothing, I am getting ready for
Speaker 2: this trip that I have and I'm I'm like styling
Speaker 2: myself for this Joan Rivers thing that Chris is producing
Speaker 2: that I'm performing at at the Apollo on Thursday. And
Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm just gonna style myself because I got
Speaker 2: a cute dress that I really actually like and I'm like,
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna do this, and then I fucking I
Speaker 2: lost the dress, like I bought it three weeks ago,
Speaker 2: or Brenna brought bought it for me. Actually, when she
Speaker 2: went on a shopping spree to get me a bunch
Speaker 2: of clothes when I don't know I travels, Yeah, in
Speaker 2: my travels somewhere, So I'm frantically calling all the hotels
Speaker 2: I was staying at just to get it back. Eventually,
Speaker 2: I have to get a new I mean, I have
Speaker 2: to just go buy a new dress for Thursday. But
Speaker 2: that was a bummer and I was just But it's
Speaker 2: also like in the scheme of things, who gives a shit?
Speaker 2: It's fine, Like.
Speaker 3: It's nice to hear behind. That's so so important. Because
Speaker 3: I left my laptop charger at Sofi Stadium and I
Speaker 3: felt so stupid. I've never left my laptop charger anywhere.
Speaker 2: That's why. Okay, well, then you know what, you shouldn't
Speaker 2: feel stupid because you were due and that's a normal
Speaker 2: thing to happen, and it actually happens to people a
Speaker 2: lot more than once. And like you've never had it,
Speaker 2: so like, okay, it's like COVID. You lasted a really
Speaker 2: long time. You're one of those people that never got it,
Speaker 2: but it's gonna get you eventually.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, did you get your COVID vaccine this year?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: Are you not going to do it.
Speaker 2: I didn't even think too and I know I should,
Speaker 2: but I'm too busy to get vaccinated.
Speaker 3: What about flu shot?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 3: The last time you were you had.
Speaker 2: COVID December twenty twenty two.
Speaker 3: Oh wow, okay, so it's been a lot. I mean,
Speaker 3: I don't know. I got mine. I got mine left
Speaker 3: and right. I was knocked out for a day, I hope.
Speaker 3: I mean with the vaccine, I'm now getting it just
Speaker 3: every year with my flu shot. Is that wrong?
Speaker 2: No? No, I don't think it's wrong at all. No.
Speaker 2: I think that's the right thing to do. I think
Speaker 2: I should do that, but I just haven't because I
Speaker 2: just am. I'm gonna say busy.
Speaker 3: But I like you traveling the world. You can be
Speaker 3: getting every year.
Speaker 2: I thought I was getting sick yesterday in a class
Speaker 2: or where was I somewhere where my throat. I was
Speaker 2: just like, uh oh, it's catching up to me. And
Speaker 2: I just fucking meditated that shit away.
Speaker 1: Dude.
Speaker 2: I see I have a strong immune system. I I
Speaker 2: just talked to it. I was like, you just hold on, girl,
Speaker 2: you can come through. You can be my sickness can
Speaker 2: come through on next Monday for a day. You'll get
Speaker 2: twelve hours and then you can be sick, but you
Speaker 2: I can't be sick right now. There's just it ain't
Speaker 2: gonna it can't happen. It won't happen. And so I
Speaker 2: just like talked to my throat feeling and was like,
Speaker 2: we're gonna take care of you. We're gonna drink lots
Speaker 2: of water, we're gonna get some good sleep tonight, and
Speaker 2: then you need to like cool out and cool your
Speaker 2: jets and be okay, and then it's gonna go. And
Speaker 2: it hasn't bothered me today.
Speaker 3: Well, this might not be true, but isn't it true
Speaker 3: that most symptoms you have are just there. It's not
Speaker 3: like the disease gives you the symptoms. It's your body's
Speaker 3: immune system fighting the disease that creates the symptoms. So
Speaker 3: like a sore throat is not like is that true
Speaker 3: or not? I don't know, no, I like that is
Speaker 3: it the virus that's given you a sore throat or
Speaker 3: is that your body is creating this sore throat to
Speaker 3: fight off the virus. Like when you get a fever,
Speaker 3: that's actually your immune system making the fever.
Speaker 2: That's not so awful, sneezing and coughing and congestion and
Speaker 2: mucus is all caught. Those are responses to because mucus
Speaker 2: is built as like a defense.
Speaker 3: Yeah. So if you could just tell your body, like,
Speaker 3: don't bother fighting this virus, Yeah, then you won't get
Speaker 3: the mucus. You'll die, but you won't get the mucus.
Speaker 3: You won't get the coughing. Like what, why bother with
Speaker 3: all of these symptoms.
Speaker 2: I'm telling you, it fucking has worked for me, and
Speaker 2: I mind over matter with it. It just I just
Speaker 2: trust that it works because it has before and so
Speaker 2: now it just does. We gotta take a break, but
Speaker 2: we'll be back after this. I like that Brian says
Speaker 2: the mucus instead of mucus. I like that too.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I always say the mucus. It's like the Ohio.
Speaker 2: University musin ex commercials where you really saw it personified
Speaker 2: those guys.
Speaker 3: I mean, guy, I love that guy, have his own show.
Speaker 3: I tried to make a show kind of with a
Speaker 3: guy like that as the star. He's a great guy.
Speaker 3: He's like Fred Flintstone in a way.
Speaker 2: Or the guy from Dinosaurs, the dad from Dinosaur.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that short lived. I mean everyone loved Dinosaurs.
Speaker 3: They got rid of it too soon, just like the
Speaker 3: actual Dinosaurs that that show was really fucking sad at
Speaker 3: the end show.
Speaker 2: Yes, I thought a lot because I watched on Reddit.
Speaker 2: It pops up probably like once a year about like
Speaker 2: one of the most sad endings ever of a show
Speaker 2: was Dinosaurs.
Speaker 3: And the Okay, so if you don't know dinosaurs, is
Speaker 3: this like Jim Henson puppet life size, live action dinosaur
Speaker 3: show that started a dinosaur family in prehistoric times. It
Speaker 3: was kind of like the Flintstones, except instead of people,
Speaker 3: it was dinosaurs being dinosaurs and the end of the
Speaker 3: show the most comedy.
Speaker 2: It was a comedy and it followed family Matters.
Speaker 3: It where every episode.
Speaker 2: Was a fullhouse family matters Dinosaurs Dinosaurs.
Speaker 1: Ye.
Speaker 3: You might remember the baby who would say not the
Speaker 3: mama and then hit the dad at the club.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was cute. Wait what did you say? Wasn't it?
Speaker 2: I'm the baby God to love me? That was another catchphrase.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he had. I used to have the baby as
Speaker 3: a stuff down all and he would say those.
Speaker 2: Things I'm the baby, got to love me, yeah.
Speaker 3: Which is so true. Words I've never been said. So
Speaker 3: the last episode of Dinosaurs a meteor is coming towards Earth,
Speaker 3: and there's some sort of I don't know if it's
Speaker 3: a meteor, but an environmental calamity is occurring that is
Speaker 3: going to destroy the planet and wipe out all the
Speaker 3: dinosaurs and the family, the sitcom family is just sitting
Speaker 3: in their living room going like, so, we're all gonna die,
Speaker 3: and even the kids are like, I'm not going to
Speaker 3: get to grow up and enjoy my life. And they're like, yeah,
Speaker 3: this sucks. We're all dead. And then it just fades
Speaker 3: to black and it makes it even sadder.
Speaker 2: Dinosaurs are Okay.
Speaker 3: What makes it even sadder is that the reason why
Speaker 3: the world is ending is something the dad did.
Speaker 2: Oh wait, I forgot this part of it.
Speaker 3: Like the dad supported some anti environmental company that wound
Speaker 3: up like blowing volcanic ash into the sky which blocked
Speaker 3: out the sun. It was his fault, and they're all
Speaker 3: going to die. His whole family is going to die.
Speaker 3: And they're just sitting there like in the Titanic when
Speaker 3: the water's rising and the couple's in the bed. They're
Speaker 3: just sitting there waiting for the world to end. And
Speaker 3: that's the end of a sitcom.
Speaker 2: Well, that's how it's going to end for some group
Speaker 2: of people that are on Earth together. There is a
Speaker 2: massive section it will like just because you know, I'm
Speaker 2: not even gonna say what I was gonna say because
Speaker 2: it just gets me into rough territory. But like, but
Speaker 2: it won't be us.
Speaker 3: We're not that special. That's that's we're not special.
Speaker 2: Enough to be the last I think we might be.
Speaker 2: I mean, I think, I think, I think there's it's
Speaker 2: I think it'll be a generation or two.
Speaker 3: This this podcast has been very we're very close and
Speaker 3: very depressed. And imagine that people, But imagine if the
Speaker 3: people listening to it are like Kamala one is talking about, oh.
Speaker 2: My god, Okay, hi guys, sorry, what a fucking like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, she swept it. This is so exciting,
Speaker 2: like everything that we maybe imagine has come true. I
Speaker 2: just why can't I picture it at all? I can't.
Speaker 2: I can't picture myself Like, but I think, I man,
Speaker 2: it would be so it. You know what, Man, I'll
Speaker 2: be so fucking happy. I didn't even think about like
Speaker 2: how much it will make my life fucking great and
Speaker 2: my mood and my like depression, Like it will actually
Speaker 2: improve my life so much.
Speaker 3: Oh god, you know what's getting swept under the rug too.
Speaker 3: This is this is really wild. If Kamala wins, she
Speaker 3: would be the first woman president. And I feel like
Speaker 3: about it.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, it's not that they don't give a
Speaker 2: shit about it. It is not what she's been running with
Speaker 2: because she knows much like on Veep I'll quote Selena
Speaker 2: Meyer on VIEP where she they go, man, we think
Speaker 2: you should put out a statement. There's some you know,
Speaker 2: thing happens. And they said, we think as a woman.
Speaker 2: She goes, No, not as a woman. I can't identify
Speaker 2: as a woman. They can't know that men hate women
Speaker 2: and women hate women, hate women, don't you think? And
Speaker 2: most women do hate women? And she was and she goes,
Speaker 2: and women who hate women hate women or something like that.
Speaker 2: And then she asked to Amy. She's like, and most
Speaker 2: women do hate women, don't you think? And Amy's like yeah,
Speaker 2: and he was like, but I love it. She goes,
Speaker 2: I can't. I they can't know that it's but that's true,
Speaker 2: like Kamali. Well yeah, he was like or running. He said,
Speaker 2: she needs to not get into this like first woman stuff.
Speaker 2: It's gonna turn people off. And she fucking did it
Speaker 2: at all. It's not talked about at all.
Speaker 3: Right now, she succeeded. I don't what.
Speaker 2: I don't think that she it's awesome.
Speaker 3: I don't think that she should lead with being the women,
Speaker 3: being the first woman president. But the fact that, like
Speaker 3: our society is not even really it's not even clocking
Speaker 3: in my mind that she's a woman, that she could
Speaker 3: be the first woman president. And that's that's how weird
Speaker 3: the election is. When it was Hillary, I feel like
Speaker 3: that was like no. Number one or two.
Speaker 2: This is designed to be this way.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it is.
Speaker 2: Hillary leaned into woman and it didn't fucking work. People
Speaker 2: women were not that excited and they worked. I mean
Speaker 2: some women were a lot of women were not everyone,
Speaker 2: So they did they pivoted. It was a choice to
Speaker 2: not lean into that. Why wouldn't you lean into that?
Speaker 2: I mean it's the most obvious thing. Yeah, it's insane.
Speaker 2: Then she's young and vibrant and gorgeous, like they didn't
Speaker 2: lean into any like femininity, I don't think at all.
Speaker 3: Well, as soon as she announced or as soon as
Speaker 3: she was selected as the nominee, the first attack from
Speaker 3: the Trump campaign was DEI higher, So I think in
Speaker 3: a way they helped because they had to thward off
Speaker 3: that attack by pretending like that she's a clear uh
Speaker 3: like silhouette Microsoft outlook without your profile picture inserted candidate.
Speaker 2: Wait, wait, what's DEEI?
Speaker 3: I always here this diversity, equity and inclusion, which is like
Speaker 3: when companies have these policies that bring in people of
Speaker 3: different diversity, diverse ethnic groups and stuff and hire them,
Speaker 3: and then a lot of people say, well, those people
Speaker 3: didn't deserve the jobs because they're less qualified, and they
Speaker 3: just got them because of some DEI policy.
Speaker 2: And so when affirmative action we got rid of, they
Speaker 2: changed the.
Speaker 3: DEI because people were Affirmative action became so such a
Speaker 3: hot button phrase that a lot of the companies changed
Speaker 3: to DEI okay.
Speaker 2: So you could have just said affirmative they okay, so
Speaker 2: they re roll.
Speaker 3: It was a slight difference. I guess you could say,
Speaker 3: like DEI is like a policy, and affirmative action is
Speaker 3: like sometimes the government stepping in and filling up those quotas,
Speaker 3: and sometimes it's the company with DEI is just like
Speaker 3: a policy the company has where like it would be
Speaker 3: nice if we created some situations where we would allow
Speaker 3: diverse candidates to flourish, whereas affirmative action is like we're
Speaker 3: going to put a black person here and force you
Speaker 3: to have this person here, kind of like.
Speaker 2: It's a suggestion. Sh Diaz suggested.
Speaker 3: It was a little bit of a softer push that
Speaker 3: had the same outcome, which is more diverse people. And
Speaker 3: so but then obviously Fox News and stuff was like
Speaker 3: DEI is evil and we hate it, and so when
Speaker 3: Kamala was the nominee, they were like, she's a de
Speaker 3: I higher. She doesn't deserve it, she's not qualified. The
Speaker 3: reason because she's a woman and she's black.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it didn't work. It didn't stick.
Speaker 3: I mean, it worked, it.
Speaker 2: Just tired out.
Speaker 3: She's still no. I mean, I think that's still part.
Speaker 2: Of some of the diaton, and I've never once looked
Speaker 2: into it, so I'm sure that's what I was reading
Speaker 2: and just not knowing what it was.
Speaker 3: She's not a DEI higher. I mean, she's pre eminently qualified.
Speaker 3: She's you know, obviously been the vice president.
Speaker 2: Which is so fucking bubbly and acute and happy and
Speaker 2: energetic and thriving. Like it's so cool to see someone
Speaker 2: who's just showing up and like looks like they want
Speaker 2: to be there. It's giving Obama first run, like like
Speaker 2: just endless energy, the right energy. It just feels so good,
Speaker 2: Like I just like her so much, and but it's
Speaker 2: it doesn't even matter because it could be anyone to me.
Speaker 3: Right, but I've so much that it's her, Harris quote
Speaker 3: you posted this morning, because I kind of feel that way.
Speaker 3: I mean, I'm not like, if I could vote in
Speaker 3: a primary and pick my ideal candidate, it would not
Speaker 3: have been Kamala. I'm not like super excited specifically by Kamala.
Speaker 2: The positive hair case. The positive case for Harris is simple.
Speaker 2: She will be a normal president, surrounded by normal experts
Speaker 2: seeking normal political ends. The scientists she consults will be
Speaker 2: real scientists, The doctors real doctors. Her administration will not
Speaker 2: be a four chand thread come to life. Her foreign
Speaker 2: policy will not be made in consultation with podcasters who
Speaker 2: hawk goold Ivermectin, and Mrese. The notion of banning someone
Speaker 2: someone some vaccines will not be will not receive serious consideration.
Speaker 2: Grifters and lunatics like Alex she Owns, Tucker, Carlson, and
Speaker 2: Kandas owns won't be shortlisted for weekends in the Lincoln bedroom.
Speaker 2: The final stage of her campaign wasn't organized and funded
Speaker 2: by an increasingly erratic billionaire who hallucinates about the strategic
Speaker 2: replacement of white America, and she will owe him no
Speaker 2: debt of gratitude. The positive case for Harris is easy
Speaker 2: to make. She is a sane public servant who will
Speaker 2: be committed to the rule of law and the betterment
Speaker 2: of our society.
Speaker 3: Boom, Yeah, I like that because it's not saying like
Speaker 3: Kamala is the ideal choice, as she is the best.
Speaker 3: She's normal, right, She's just normal versus crazy and chaos.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So you know when I voted last week and
Speaker 2: I met that woman who saved my life in that
Speaker 2: line with this angel that just appeared behind me, and
Speaker 2: just theras burred something affirmative to me. Yeah, the therapist. Okay,
Speaker 2: So last night I went over to my parents' house
Speaker 2: for emotional support and we were sitting at the dinner
Speaker 2: table and my dad was talking and my mom got
Speaker 2: a text and like interrupted him, and that turned into
Speaker 2: a kind of a fight because she interrupts him all
Speaker 2: the time. And I said, I go, Dad, and he goes.
Speaker 2: She does it over time, and I go either get
Speaker 2: used to it or get out. I go, it's not
Speaker 2: going to change. We know she does it. It's like,
Speaker 2: I just that's what I say to my parents so much.
Speaker 2: I'm just like, stop with the same complaints. Either accept
Speaker 2: it or divorce and they're not going to do divorce,
Speaker 2: or just accept it that she just doesn't. She's gonna
Speaker 2: interrupt you. Chris accepts it about me. I interrupt him
Speaker 2: all that. You guys accept it about me. I'm an interrupter,
Speaker 2: and I know it's rude, and I do want to
Speaker 2: work on it. And but if I had to hear
Speaker 2: that back to me all my life, I would just
Speaker 2: I couldn't. What did you say?
Speaker 3: I said?
Speaker 2: I like that you're the interrupter. It's a cool little
Speaker 2: title there, the interrupt It's like, it's such a rude
Speaker 2: thing to be, but I do it a lot.
Speaker 3: Well. It helps with writing because frequently you're like a
Speaker 3: couple of steps ahead, and so like if I throw
Speaker 3: out like a premise or something, and I'm like, yo,
Speaker 3: what if then you just let you interrupt me and
Speaker 3: hit hit us with the punchline in the TA and
Speaker 3: we don't have to think of any punchline in tag
Speaker 3: because you just do it.
Speaker 2: Really nice of you. That really just built my self
Speaker 2: esteem more than you know. Okay, let's thank you, Brian.
Speaker 2: Clip it for my own personal collection. Don't even post
Speaker 2: it on this I just need to hear that to
Speaker 2: make myself feel good about myself. The other day, I
Speaker 2: was feeling really down about like I am not a
Speaker 2: good writer and I can't write or whatever, and Emily
Speaker 2: was like, I'm going to edit together footage of you
Speaker 2: writing because I've witnessed so much and she was like backstage.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 2: She was like I'm in the middle of it. And
Speaker 2: I was like, you don't need to thank you. This
Speaker 2: was nice yere. She was like, I have enough to
Speaker 2: make a very compelling video and I was like, I
Speaker 2: know you do. I trust you. This really did make
Speaker 2: me feel better. I just need someone I trust who's
Speaker 2: not going to bullshit me to like tell me that
Speaker 2: I am and then I'm like, I'm cool. Just tell
Speaker 2: me I'm hot and you won't go to the gallows. Okay,
Speaker 2: so my mom, see my mom interrupts my dad with
Speaker 2: a message from her friend. Her friend saw something on
Speaker 2: Facebook and this was what she saw. Please share it,
Speaker 2: she said, please share this with Niki. One of my
Speaker 2: dear friends posted this on her Facebook page, and this
Speaker 2: woman is just like a friend of a friend of
Speaker 2: my mom. I don't even know, but this is the
Speaker 2: post that this woman saw on her Facebook feed. Yesterday
Speaker 2: was the most memorable day of voting for me, and
Speaker 2: only partly because it was Halloween. I talked for the
Speaker 2: full hour long wait with the woman in front of me.
Speaker 2: She was smart, genuine and open, and we talked about
Speaker 2: our work. She's a comedian and lots about our journeys
Speaker 2: delving into self compassion and personal growth in general. We
Speaker 2: also talked about Kirkwood and realized that her sister has
Speaker 2: been this woman's daughter Spanish teacher. When we said goodbye,
Speaker 2: we told each other our names, and it wasn't until
Speaker 2: I talked to my husband later. She says his name
Speaker 2: later and told him what she does for a living
Speaker 2: and what her name is, Nicki. I didn't ask her
Speaker 2: last name that he informed me I had spent the
Speaker 2: hour talking with famous stand up comedian Nicki Glazer and
Speaker 2: then untagged Wow, but my mom didn't send me the
Speaker 2: rest of it. There was more to it.
Speaker 3: Come on, mom, ah man, Hey, Mom, can you send me.
Speaker 2: The rest of that text from your friend, you only
Speaker 2: sent me the first part period. Thanks. Uh.
Speaker 3: So she posted this somewhere yeah on Instagram.
Speaker 2: Nice yeah on Facebook, and let because I was kind
Speaker 2: of like bye, Like we kind of like floated away
Speaker 2: from each other because you go to go to vote
Speaker 2: and then it's like very you have to like just
Speaker 2: uh you go to your like little separate booth and
Speaker 2: I'm just like a bye, I just go what's your
Speaker 2: last name?
Speaker 3: You know?
Speaker 2: Like I was just like I wanted to like connect,
Speaker 2: because friends.
Speaker 3: With when I see you, when I talk to a
Speaker 3: girl at a thing or whatever, and then yeah, and
Speaker 3: I'm like, there's a chance. Then we separate. I don't
Speaker 3: know her her name, yeah, and then you got to
Speaker 3: like do all this slew thing to figure out what
Speaker 3: their name is. You can find them on Facebook, and
Speaker 3: then at the time it was just Facebook, and then.
Speaker 2: Well I got her last name and then so I
Speaker 2: could And I did it under the guise of like
Speaker 2: wanting to ask my sister about her daughter, but I
Speaker 2: really was like I want to be friends with this
Speaker 2: woman and find her maybe, but also the other thing.
Speaker 2: But no, I I honestly did want to.
Speaker 3: Tell me we don't know the conclusion of this post.
Speaker 2: We don't know the conclusion all well, it sounds like
Speaker 2: she had a great time with me, like I got
Speaker 2: a good game standing next to me and Lie and
Speaker 2: she did not know I was comedian. There was no
Speaker 2: reason for her to like have that. That made me
Speaker 2: feel so good.
Speaker 3: So what if that had yet a YELP page for
Speaker 3: your interactions? There's pictures of like the interior, that's where
Speaker 3: we're headed. Oh yeah, that was a black Mirror episode.
Speaker 2: But isn't that wouldn't I get like a lot of
Speaker 2: points for that?
Speaker 3: Yeah, you would get in that episode it's five stars. Yeah. Wait,
Speaker 3: oh my god, we don't know the conclusion could be.
Speaker 3: And then I found out it was comedian Nikki Glazier.
Speaker 3: She is the worst person. You don't know what's after
Speaker 3: that ellipses, Oh.
Speaker 2: My god, wait, there was a woman. When I was
Speaker 2: in Kansas City, I was this is so crazy. I
Speaker 2: didn't talk about this on the podcat My sister and
Speaker 2: Kirsten and me and Chris were all at dinner and
Speaker 2: I went to go to the bathroom and as I
Speaker 2: was walking back, I passed this table and Chris and
Speaker 2: Lauren and Kirsten like kind of saw me talking to
Speaker 2: the table, but they stopped me. And the guy was like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, I'm such a huge fan. What are
Speaker 2: you doing in town and talk to me? And he
Speaker 2: goes huge fan. And then this other was like, oh
Speaker 2: my god, you're so funny. And then the girl sitting
Speaker 2: with them goes, I don't like you. What god, and
Speaker 2: she goes she goes, they're fans, I'm not something like that.
Speaker 2: It was that cutting. I'm not joking. You let me.
Speaker 2: I wish I could remember you said.
Speaker 3: She's on the internet. She doesn't realize she's in real
Speaker 3: life right now and she's actually talking.
Speaker 2: I respected it. She was like, and I don't like
Speaker 2: you and I'm not a fan. It was something very
Speaker 2: like matter of fact and like being like like I
Speaker 2: had said something that really upset her or something, and
Speaker 2: I was disarmed. I just was like, oh, all right,
Speaker 2: well we all are entitled to our own opinion. I
Speaker 2: said something like that and was like okay, and then
Speaker 2: I just immediately went back to the table was like,
Speaker 2: you won't believe what the girl behind me just said
Speaker 2: to me. And they were like, oh what and they
Speaker 2: were like, oh my god. And then Lauren and Kirsten
Speaker 2: were furious. Chris was like, I don't know that she
Speaker 2: said that, and they were out for blood. They couldn't
Speaker 2: stop watching her because they were facing her, and they
Speaker 2: were like, she's not even looking over here. She like, wait,
Speaker 2: she really said that to you? I'm gonna say something.
Speaker 2: And I was like, maybe she was joking. Maybe she's
Speaker 2: being sarcastic, Maybe she really didn't know who I.
Speaker 3: Was, or people are not good at comedy, that's the thing,
Speaker 3: and she that might have been.
Speaker 2: Her sarcasm does take me by sometimes. I am kind
Speaker 2: of autistic with it and take it as pace value,
Speaker 2: and so I and I even said that. I was
Speaker 2: like I could be and they were like, no, that
Speaker 2: is not a joke, and they but they didn't really
Speaker 2: hear it. But it didn't I. If I were a
Speaker 2: betting woman, I would say this woman did not like
Speaker 2: me and knew exactly who that was. Weird. Was Kirsten pumping?
Speaker 2: Was Kirsten pumping?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Was she pumping at this time? Oh? She was? Blood
Speaker 2: was pumping through her veins in her neck because she
Speaker 2: was so mad on my she could have pumped some
Speaker 2: neck blood. No, she wasn't pumping up the table. She
Speaker 2: she she was thinking about pumping. Though, if I know Kirsten,
Speaker 2: she's not pumping. She's thinking about pumping. And she was
Speaker 2: talking about pumping because pumping's life, man, pumping is life.
Speaker 2: I need to get you guys a pumping shirt that
Speaker 2: the boom flaps come down and it says pumping amazing.
Speaker 2: It would be amazing pumping wardrobe. Every time I hear
Speaker 2: Kirsten's girl's chat, it's in the background of pumping, always pumping,
Speaker 2: always pumping. Yeah, So that was really like, it made
Speaker 2: me feel so good. I was like, Dad, mom is
Speaker 2: allowed to interrupt you with this one because it was
Speaker 2: important because then he wasn't listening. I go, do you
Speaker 2: just hear what she said? And he was like I'm not,
Speaker 2: what do you mean? And I go. The woman that
Speaker 2: was in line, she sent a message in a bottle
Speaker 2: out to me on Facebook. I just felt like she
Speaker 2: made it like, I feel like we're gonna be friends.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 3: How old is she?
Speaker 2: I think she's probably well, she has a daughter in
Speaker 2: my sister's class, so probably.
Speaker 3: In her fifties.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I feel like that's appropriate.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's great to have older friends. I just want
Speaker 4: to say, oh my god, it's the best. Make older
Speaker 4: friends and younger friends.
Speaker 2: And younger friends. Well, have we had younger older friends
Speaker 2: make me as a friend?
Speaker 3: For Nikki and I at least we need to make
Speaker 3: older friends in the hopes that when we're old we
Speaker 3: can make younger friends.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and they'll take care of us.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like pay it forward.
Speaker 2: I'll feel so I feel so cool when young people
Speaker 2: do want to be friends with me. But that will
Speaker 2: mean a lot to me when if I'm like in
Speaker 2: my sixties and like a thirty year old wants to
Speaker 2: hang out with me, that'll be fucking cool. Yeah, Because
Speaker 2: it's like it is, does bum me out that I
Speaker 2: won't be able to have kids that are like old
Speaker 2: adults that would be my friends, because I like my
Speaker 2: relationship with my parents now so much, like that's been
Speaker 2: maybe the best part of it all, and that kind
Speaker 2: of bums me out. I wouldn't have that. So maybe
Speaker 2: I'll adopt one when I get to my sixties, adopted child.
Speaker 3: You have to be when you're If you're real cool
Speaker 3: when you're in your nineties, you've got some forty year
Speaker 3: old friends.
Speaker 2: That's hard to maintain coolness. That late. You have to
Speaker 2: be like a you have to be like posting on
Speaker 2: Instagram and stuff as a ninety year old. And you
Speaker 2: don't have to be cool prompts.
Speaker 3: You don't have to be cool. You just have to
Speaker 3: be a good friend. Like I'm friends with a ninety
Speaker 3: year old woman who's my downstairs neighbor. Yeah, Irene, that's
Speaker 3: so sweet. And she I wouldn't say she's cool. She
Speaker 3: is pretty cool, but she's not like on Instagram or something.
Speaker 3: She's not like keeping up with the trends, but she's
Speaker 3: very active and she uh.
Speaker 2: Saying I need to like make fans though to take
Speaker 2: care of me.
Speaker 3: You need, you need like a you need like that.
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna be as lucky as Irene and just
Speaker 2: like have like a neighbor boy who's like nice to me.
Speaker 2: Like you can't guarantee that, no, no, you can't.
Speaker 3: But she makes an effort. She makes an effort to
Speaker 3: try to make friends. That's what it is, is that
Speaker 3: she goes out with her dog. She walks around the
Speaker 3: neighborhood and she talks to everybody who has a dog
Speaker 3: or not.
Speaker 2: You have to make an effort to make friends. It's
Speaker 2: so shitty. Part of it. Do you do you ever
Speaker 2: follow that Grandma Warmack or something? I forgot her name,
Speaker 2: drasniac Oh. Here she is drawniac Grandma drawniac on Instagram.
Speaker 2: If you aren't following her, I'm talking to every single
Speaker 2: person right now, take out your phone and go follow
Speaker 2: Grandma underschool score drawniac d r O n I AK.
Speaker 2: You will not be disappointed. She is a hilarious grandma
Speaker 2: who sets up her camera and talks about how she's
Speaker 2: gonna slay from the grave and how she's getting ready.
Speaker 2: She goes to pick up guys at at funerals. She
Speaker 2: has a boyfriend she just dumped. She is a thriving,
Speaker 2: probably ninety year old woman who is like always wearing
Speaker 2: cute earrings. And let me just play you an example
Speaker 2: of something she said. Okay, here we go.
Speaker 1: Get ready with me to go on first day. This
Speaker 1: is the first one since I dropped my boyfriend. It's
Speaker 1: been a month, so it's time. Just fellows been wanting
Speaker 1: to go out with me since I've been living here.
Speaker 1: I'm feeling flirty. Why not because I am single and
Speaker 1: he has all his feet so.
Speaker 2: I couldn't say no. And if it works out, he's
Speaker 2: only a few doors down.
Speaker 1: I always see him eating bananas, so I got banana's earrings.
Speaker 2: I never kiss on a first date, but this is
Speaker 2: for me. I feel pretty.
Speaker 1: Let me show you my outfit. This is my gate outfit.
Speaker 1: If he doesn't like it, forget about him. We're going
Speaker 1: to dinner. How original. He's gonna be here any minute.
Speaker 1: I just came back from dinner and it didn't go well.
Speaker 1: He tried to kiss me, but I didn't.
Speaker 3: Try to kiss.
Speaker 1: To throw a banana at him, but I couldn't dare
Speaker 1: that wouldn't be lady like whatever, onto the next I
Speaker 1: love you.
Speaker 2: She is out there trying to get it at a
Speaker 2: nursing home and she's going to say And the great
Speaker 2: part is we can talk blatantly about these guys because
Speaker 2: they're not online social media, so she can tell you
Speaker 2: all about her date, like I couldn't do that kind
Speaker 2: of thing. It's like she's so cute. I like, and
Speaker 2: I've seen her kind of you know, she's like fell
Speaker 2: I've been following for for a couple of years, and
Speaker 2: like she was she was living on her own when
Speaker 2: I first started following her, and now she's in a home.
Speaker 2: But she's like having a good time and she's so cute.
Speaker 2: And her nephew or maybe her grandson, is this other
Speaker 2: kid who he travels. He takes day trips to like
Speaker 2: Tokyo and shows you how to do one day in
Speaker 2: Tokyo and like by yourself, and he's really cool and
Speaker 2: I forget his name, But I relate to that the city, yes,
Speaker 2: but I don't relate to making the most of it.
Speaker 2: I relate to driving to the air from airport, hotel
Speaker 2: to venue to hotel, fourteen Starbucks in between we gotta
Speaker 2: go to We'll be back after this, Okay. So one
Speaker 2: more thing I wanted to hit is that I became
Speaker 2: I trended on TikTok nicktock. Yes, I made a video
Speaker 2: last weekend to the Gracy Abrams song That's So True
Speaker 2: that I love. And I've been waiting for a Gracie
Speaker 2: song to like be a thing on TikTok and Emily
Speaker 2: has been like patrolling it and she was like, oh
Speaker 2: my god, Nikki, Gracie's That's So True is like a
Speaker 2: thing on TikTok and I was like, I don't know
Speaker 2: that song. It was like one that just came out
Speaker 2: last week. I'm like I haven't learned it yet do
Speaker 2: one that I know. So I just quickly learned it.
Speaker 2: I had to like memorize it, and it took a
Speaker 2: minute because it's fast. But I learned the second verse
Speaker 2: that it wasn't It was just on Instagram, like I
Speaker 2: guess people were like putting in the background of their
Speaker 2: videos and stuff like it was just a song that
Speaker 2: was appradic. Yes, yes, but no one was doing anything
Speaker 2: with it that I know of that was like a
Speaker 2: trend yet. So I just say the song, lip synced it,
Speaker 2: and it's like it's I was in a dressing room,
Speaker 2: so I was like, let's start in the mirror and
Speaker 2: then I'll turn to the camera and then it's something
Speaker 2: about taking down your hair, So I'll take down my hair,
Speaker 2: and then it's taken off your shirt. I'll take off
Speaker 2: my shirt. I did that once twice and then I
Speaker 2: was like and then you go oh, And I like
Speaker 2: asked Andrew to stand on the side so I would
Speaker 2: I would like be like oh to him and he
Speaker 2: would be like what and then so it was just
Speaker 2: like a fun like series of things that we timed
Speaker 2: out and I didn't cut. But at first Emily and
Speaker 2: I were cutting it so I could memorize each little
Speaker 2: part because I can't remember the whole thing. And then
Speaker 2: we were like, no, let's just try to do it
Speaker 2: in one take. And I did it finally, and then
Speaker 2: I think in Gracie posted it, which was so cool,
Speaker 2: and then commented on and commented on it and said like,
Speaker 2: this is my like dream music video, and it was
Speaker 2: like Emily. Emily was like crazy, commented like an hour
Speaker 2: after we posted it was so nice. And then uh.
Speaker 2: And then a couple of days later, like she Emily's like,
Speaker 2: not you like starting a TikTok trend. That's how I'm like,
Speaker 2: you know, like, oh my god, not you starting a
Speaker 2: TikTok trend. And then she would send me all these
Speaker 2: videos of people doing it where they start looking in
Speaker 2: the mirror and then they turn they take down their hair,
Speaker 2: and then they take off their shirt and then they
Speaker 2: go once twice and then the rest of it. I
Speaker 2: didn't do many funny things or whatever, but and people
Speaker 2: are doing this and recreating it was so touching and
Speaker 2: it was just like a bunch of random people. And
Speaker 2: then today I woke up to Emily saying, let me
Speaker 2: go back for on the feed because I've been like,
Speaker 2: I lost my dress and she's like, don't panic, We're
Speaker 2: gonna figure it out, Okay, She wrote six twenty six
Speaker 2: am waking up to see see Hamilton doing your trend.
Speaker 2: PLS please, And then she sends me it's so funny.
Speaker 2: I love the way she texts. I love the way
Speaker 2: she talks. She sent me a video on Instagram of
Speaker 2: someone's like tour video, like a tour recap, speaking of
Speaker 2: how she talks, and she and I have joked about
Speaker 2: her leaving me for this person someday because I'm like,
Speaker 2: that's just how it works, Like, if you ever get
Speaker 2: offered to work for this megastar, you should go, you know, like,
Speaker 2: and she really is a fan of this megastar. So
Speaker 2: she sent me the megastars a reel that they had
Speaker 2: posted of like a recap of their tour, and she goes, wait,
Speaker 2: why are our tour recaps one hundred times better than this?
Speaker 2: PLS capitalized please tbt tbt to when you said you'll
Speaker 2: leave me one day to work for blank like and
Speaker 2: then all caps naw girl, please, PLS please The word
Speaker 2: written out in all caps please, as in never, and
Speaker 2: then that's in like stars and I go, oh my god,
Speaker 2: you should totally leave me. This girl needs help. I
Speaker 2: wouldn't blame you. And she was like, and then she
Speaker 2: freaked out because she thought that I was really she
Speaker 2: was really she thought that I thought she was saying
Speaker 2: she was leaving me for this girl or something, or
Speaker 2: that she would and I was like, first of all,
Speaker 2: I didn't think that, like why would you say that
Speaker 2: to me? And you should if you ever get the opportunity,
Speaker 2: I would be like very happy for you. But then
Speaker 2: she like, then I went into a plates class and
Speaker 2: she was like, wait, Nikki, you know I'm joking, right,
Speaker 2: And I was like, I was in this class. And
Speaker 2: so she said she spiraled in her therapy session about it,
Speaker 2: and that made me so sad, and I'm like, she goes,
Speaker 2: that's just the way I talk. You know that I
Speaker 2: wasn't actually saying that. I was saying like like please,
Speaker 2: like oh my god, like I wasn't saying please let
Speaker 2: it happen. And I was like, no, girl, I know
Speaker 2: how you talk. Now you She is very sweet. But
Speaker 2: Hamilton did my trend.
Speaker 3: That's amazing. And I like the cast of Hamilton.
Speaker 2: I mean I didn't watch it yet because I'm too
Speaker 2: nervous because it's just like too much for me. But yeah,
Speaker 2: the dude, I'm watching it now. Yeah they did. They
Speaker 2: started in the mirror.
Speaker 3: I like her.
Speaker 2: She's so fun. Wait I think I hate her. I'm not.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, So it's one person from Hamilton. Yes,
Speaker 2: not my business, but I had to, Okay, I hope
Speaker 2: we don't get like a strike. This song music so much,
Speaker 2: it goes on and on. It's she did it good.
Speaker 2: I can't see it really. Oh she did a cool
Speaker 2: wall thing that I should have done. I mean it.
Speaker 1: So.
Speaker 3: Is that Hamilton video on TikTok yes? Is that like
Speaker 3: reposted with Nicki's original sound or is that no?
Speaker 4: I think it's so on YouTube. I played it while
Speaker 4: Nicky was talking about it. So if anyone wants to
Speaker 4: see a Plea YouTube channel, if you don't want to go.
Speaker 2: On reposted with my sound, I think it's just reposted
Speaker 2: with No, it's it's reposted with her music. So they
Speaker 2: you do it to her music.
Speaker 3: But you created choreography, Yes, I can.
Speaker 2: Which is the most ironic thing that's could ever be
Speaker 2: said about anything that I've done. Is like a choreography.
Speaker 2: But yes, I did I invented, and I want to
Speaker 2: do more because I have to be honest with you.
Speaker 2: This this is my talent. This is my biggest Like
Speaker 2: I think that I am the probably capable of being
Speaker 2: I think I need a lot of practice, but being
Speaker 2: one of the best lip synkers to songs and then
Speaker 2: doing things while I'm lip syncing that really sell the words.
Speaker 3: I mean, You're gonna be better than a lot of people.
Speaker 3: I mean I see people like the hottest girls on
Speaker 3: TikTok are the worst lip syncers, and they have the
Speaker 3: most views like the wow aren't even moving Like it's
Speaker 3: like they're not even trying to say the words. It's
Speaker 3: like they're purposely a little bit late and not saying
Speaker 3: like they say like half the word, Like if the
Speaker 3: word is jacket, their mouth will just say like jack.
Speaker 2: It is confounding why these are it's just because they're hot,
Speaker 2: and it's like it's really distracting. I can't stand when
Speaker 2: the sound is off. In fact, Emily, like Emily has
Speaker 2: grown up watching these videos of girls like with like
Speaker 2: a half a second lag, and so it's normal to them.
Speaker 2: It's like it isn't jarring to look at for me,
Speaker 2: I'm like, do it right. So Emily has one time
Speaker 2: posted one that was like a point zero zero one
Speaker 2: second off, and literally only I would notice it because
Speaker 2: I am obsessed about it being perfectly on, and I
Speaker 2: was like, hey girl, you need to take that down.
Speaker 2: And she was like she was horrified, and I was like,
Speaker 2: you're allowed to make a mistake like this is and
Speaker 2: you didn't notice. I wouldn't expect you to notice because
Speaker 2: you're I I'm I'm weird about this. I would I'm
Speaker 2: I'm as, you're not supposed to say, oh CD, this
Speaker 2: is my Like, uh, I'm not okay with it being
Speaker 2: a little bit off, but but I see it all
Speaker 2: the time. Yeah, it's almost like rarely see one that's good.
Speaker 2: The talking ones are very very difficult, that's the thing.
Speaker 2: Talking ones are impossible. Singing ones not so hard because
Speaker 2: you're on a beat, but talking finding the rhythm, there's
Speaker 2: no rhyme or reason for it, so you just have
Speaker 2: to like kind of either. So sometimes I've done a
Speaker 2: thing where I'm like, keep a beat with my hand
Speaker 2: and I count the seconds and I go, okay, before
Speaker 2: between I say these sentences, it's going to be three
Speaker 2: of these because otherwise you don't. You can't know it.
Speaker 3: Well, you know who they are, you know. I mean
Speaker 3: like Sarah Cooper remember.
Speaker 2: Her from Oh she was great at it?
Speaker 3: I mean she still is. What's she doing now, Sarah Cooper?
Speaker 3: Haven't heard from her in a while?
Speaker 2: She was everywhere?
Speaker 3: Yeah in twenty in the last election twenty twenty one. Yeah, no, no,
Speaker 3: it was actually there was during COVID. Yes, it was
Speaker 3: like before the election. I think was when it really
Speaker 3: peaked twenty twenty, pre election, during COVID, while Trump was
Speaker 3: still president, she was doing those lip sync videos. What
Speaker 3: happened to her? I wonder what happened to her? Is
Speaker 3: she writing for something? Maybe I haven't seen or heard
Speaker 3: from her in a while.
Speaker 2: I know, I don't know the answer to this. Should
Speaker 2: we file a missing person's report? I'm now realizing, oh
Speaker 2: my god, I don't know where she is? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: final thought, Sarah Cooper, where are you? I'm sure you're
Speaker 2: still working. The thing is, I will forget about people
Speaker 2: all the time, as I'm sure people forget about me.
Speaker 2: Like sometimes I'll be like, oh my god, I used
Speaker 2: to be like really obsessed with this thing, or like,
Speaker 2: oh I used to be you know, comparing myself to
Speaker 2: this girl or this guy a lot, and I don't
Speaker 2: see them anymore. Are they still doing stuff? And then
Speaker 2: I go and they have a full career, They're still
Speaker 2: charging a head as much as they were. It's like
Speaker 2: the algorithm knew that I wasn't interested anymore or something
Speaker 2: or like, and I've even talked about this, If you
Speaker 2: mute someone, they go away forever, like you do not
Speaker 2: see them anymore, Like you don't realize how muting a
Speaker 2: person that is triggering to you truly makes them not
Speaker 2: exist in your life within a week, like I would
Speaker 2: say even sooner, because I have a joke in my
Speaker 2: act about it right now that I'm trying to work on.
Speaker 2: But it's like I muted a friend because during COVID
Speaker 2: because her life was growing great, and it just I
Speaker 2: just was tired of seeing it, you know, And I
Speaker 2: was like, oh, I'll just unmute her when I'm more
Speaker 2: mentally stable, because like it's all about me, right, And
Speaker 2: then I didn't because I forgot because as soon as
Speaker 2: I muted her, she disappeared from my thoughts. She wasn't
Speaker 2: a person I ever even knew, so in that time,
Speaker 2: like she got married and had a baby, and like
Speaker 2: this was a friend of mine and like had like
Speaker 2: really cool things happened in her career, and it's someone
Speaker 2: if if I would have seen that happening, I would
Speaker 2: have texted them to be like congratulations, are like been
Speaker 2: a friend. But because they disappeared, I didn't know she
Speaker 2: had a baby and she's like a friend of mine,
Speaker 2: and and then I saw her. I ran into her
Speaker 2: and she was like, yeah, I had a baby. I'm like, oh.
Speaker 2: And you run into the person and you realize, oh
Speaker 2: my god, I don't know anything about their life. Oh
Speaker 2: my god, I think I muted them. Oh my god.
Speaker 2: Do they know I muted them? Because I haven't liked anything,
Speaker 2: Like that's a clear indication, and they don't.
Speaker 3: Fucking know noticed that someone's sting.
Speaker 2: I will say that a crazy person good. But this
Speaker 2: person wasn't crazy though.
Speaker 3: But you just assume that you have so many followers
Speaker 3: and that your your Instagram is probably so busy, and
Speaker 3: probably and most of the people would assume that you're
Speaker 3: not even looking at your Instagram anymore, that someone else
Speaker 3: like gen ZM is in control of it, and so
Speaker 3: there's so many excuses that you have for posts.
Speaker 4: I'm going to remind you of what you have always
Speaker 4: told me that always sticks in front of my mind
Speaker 4: and I constantly think about it. Is that like she's
Speaker 4: not thinking about you. She's like, you know, it's it's
Speaker 4: not your wedding, it's her wedding.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, but I will say that if I I
Speaker 2: guess when I I don't feel this way about this
Speaker 2: person anymore because we aren't friends anymore, not like it's
Speaker 2: like we had bad blood or something like we just
Speaker 2: I would if she was pregnant. Now I wouldn't text her.
Speaker 2: It's like we're not close anymore. But at this time
Speaker 2: that we were close, And I just think I thought
Speaker 2: at that time, if if the tables were turned, would
Speaker 2: I've been like, why didn't she like reach out and
Speaker 2: say congrats on your baby? I think I would have
Speaker 2: thought that. So I think that's why I was like, oh, okay,
Speaker 2: I maybe would have been that child of a person.
Speaker 2: But you're right, Noah, like most of the time, no,
Speaker 2: trust she I don't know how all consuming being a
Speaker 2: mom is. She doesn't remember anything. Yeah, yeah, as you shouldn't.
Speaker 2: There's a pregnant woman today in my pilates class. Shout out. Oh, like,
Speaker 2: I can't believe you were doing that. I can't believe
Speaker 2: you were doing that. And did you have to pay double?
Speaker 2: Because we live in Missouri where a fetus is a person. Yeah,
Speaker 2: did you have to pay double? I think you should?
Speaker 2: I think you should.
Speaker 3: Can I just give a Sarah Cooper update.
Speaker 2: We're dying to know.
Speaker 3: Yes, she's working a lot, Okay. Sarah Cooper released a
Speaker 3: memoir in twenty twenty three called Foolish that's got four
Speaker 3: point four out of five stars on Amazon right now.
Speaker 3: Very good, very good. She was in Unfrosted the Jerry Side.
Speaker 2: I knew that. I saw on that. She was good.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she uh, she was doing something.
Speaker 2: And then but she touring?
Speaker 1: Is she is?
Speaker 3: She? Like?
Speaker 2: What's her Instagram?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 3: Is she doing her Instagram doesn't have four days ago?
Speaker 3: She posted a she's not really posting lip syncs anymore.
Speaker 3: I don't think so. Maybe she's moved on from there,
Speaker 3: but she's up. You know what happens. I'll girl, once
Speaker 3: you once you reach a certain level, based like Scott Seis.
Speaker 3: You know Scott Seiss. Yeah, so he kind of did
Speaker 3: a similar thing where it's like nobody really wants to
Speaker 3: be posting that frequently content to Instagram. So once you
Speaker 3: reach a certain level and you're like, oh, i'm selling
Speaker 3: tickets now I can move on to my other projects.
Speaker 3: You just stop posting stuff, or you post something once
Speaker 3: every few months maybe, and it's fine, your followers stay
Speaker 3: the same. Now, there's also the other route, like what
Speaker 3: you're doing, where you hire a team to help you
Speaker 3: now keep with all the right But you know, for them,
Speaker 3: I don't think it's like as as helpful for them
Speaker 3: to do that, Like they're they have a different type
Speaker 3: of career than you right now anyway.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, And and that's not easy to do, by
Speaker 2: the way, to find someone to do that. And also,
Speaker 2: I mean I'm still struggling with it. Even though she's
Speaker 2: like I will do anything for you, I'm like, I
Speaker 2: don't know what to make. I don't know what to make,
Speaker 2: Like me making that video that night, like I was
Speaker 2: just in the right mood to do it. It was
Speaker 2: a song that I'd been waiting, a song that I
Speaker 2: knew and I was excited about. Like it's I just
Speaker 2: have to be so to wake up every day and
Speaker 2: have to feel like you would have to make content.
Speaker 2: I really like that's a feel for these people.
Speaker 3: Well, that's why there's hot. And I think there's three
Speaker 3: types of people. I think there's people like you who
Speaker 3: are now like you're You're not a person anymore. You
Speaker 3: are like an industry. You're you are Nikki Glazer the
Speaker 3: concept and online that needs to be like a company,
Speaker 3: like you're like Coca Cola release seeing like ads every
Speaker 3: day for selling tickets to your comedy shows. Yeah, that's
Speaker 3: the key to be right. And you're a commodity. That's
Speaker 3: a better word than saying you're not a person. You're
Speaker 3: a commodity. And then there's below that, there's two types
Speaker 3: of people. There's people who make content for the purpose
Speaker 3: of raising their profiles so that they can do something else,
Speaker 3: and then there are people who are on the internet.
Speaker 3: They are Internet personalities that will have to be making
Speaker 3: content every day for the rest of their lives because
Speaker 3: the second they stop, the money stops coming in.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: And both of them are equally as risky because you
Speaker 3: might not get any money from doing jobs in this
Speaker 3: hellish industry. Or if you stop running on the hamster wheel,
Speaker 3: you'll stop getting money because you won't get that ad
Speaker 3: revenue or that Patreon or whatever.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, it's all hard. I'm writing this Joan
Speaker 2: Rivers thing speech that I'm giving on Thursday and going
Speaker 2: through old jokes of hers about like aging and thinking
Speaker 2: about like what it meant to me and what it
Speaker 2: means to me that she was like so open about
Speaker 2: it and and how like it was. It's like, you know,
Speaker 2: she's passing down wisdom of like here's what's gonna happen
Speaker 2: to your bodies, ladies. But here's like some really visceral
Speaker 2: jokes about it, you know, Like one is like I
Speaker 2: took off my bra the other day, or I took
Speaker 2: off my swimsuit at the beach the other day and
Speaker 2: clubbed a baby seal, and uh, there's just tons, there's
Speaker 2: not I mean, I'm I'm mad that I can't remember
Speaker 2: them all right now? What was? What was another one
Speaker 2: that was? But anyway, so I'm like I'm like thinking,
Speaker 2: I'm trying to, like animal the English major in me
Speaker 2: is like writing a paper right now. I'm like I
Speaker 2: have to say something about all of this, Like I
Speaker 2: can't just be like here's Jones jokes and then here's
Speaker 2: my jokes, Like I want to say something or like
Speaker 2: continue the conversation that she started. But I'm like landing
Speaker 2: on like I mean, I guess the thesis that I've
Speaker 2: always landed on, which is being pretty rules and when
Speaker 2: you're not, you develop other things to make people like
Speaker 2: you just as much. And I and my whole thesis
Speaker 2: is like, Joan wouldn't be funny if she thought she
Speaker 2: was pretty and the and I have the receipts to
Speaker 2: prove it. I'm like, cause I even wrote in the thing,
Speaker 2: I'm like, who knows if it'll make the final one,
Speaker 2: but I just wrote today I was like, Joan, let
Speaker 2: I'm gonna say that I don't think Joan would have
Speaker 2: been a comedian if she thought she was pretty. And
Speaker 2: I and that's not just speculation, there's proof, here's all
Speaker 2: the proof. And then here's this joke. Here's the joke.
Speaker 2: You would not write these jokes if you thought you
Speaker 2: were pretty. And and then also but then she has
Speaker 2: this one joke where she's like says something and about
Speaker 2: a front. She was like, I heard this woman did
Speaker 2: this surgery for this and she was like, don't laugh.
Speaker 2: It was me, And I'm like the realist part of
Speaker 2: this joke is don't laugh, because like she she obviously
Speaker 2: wants you to laugh because it's joke, but like she's
Speaker 2: also like, don't laugh at this person that I'm describing
Speaker 2: because she talks about a plastic surgeries too, which she
Speaker 2: always got mocked for. Like I'm like she was a model,
Speaker 2: she was, like she mocked a lot of people, obviously
Speaker 2: on the red carpet and stuff, but she was made
Speaker 2: fun of so much for her plastic surgery. Like she
Speaker 2: was the punchline to like, if you need a person
Speaker 2: that has had bad plastic surgery, you say Joan River's name. Yeah,
Speaker 2: And all she was trying to do was stay beautiful.
Speaker 2: All she wanted was to be pretty. That's all she
Speaker 2: wanted and then said she got made fun of for
Speaker 2: her efforts to do so, and it's just so sad.
Speaker 2: And but in the in the speech, I'm gonna mention
Speaker 2: doctor Diamond's name twice so that I get like I
Speaker 2: save some money on because it's gonna be on NBC,
Speaker 2: Like he's gonna get promotion from it. So I'm gonna
Speaker 2: say his name and then I'm gonna say his name again.
Speaker 3: And this is like a thing that's pree detromant. Wait, yeah,
Speaker 3: like he says, if you do this twice, you'll get it.
Speaker 2: But I can't imagine I won't like it. It's gonna
Speaker 2: get the word out. I can't imagine he wouldn't like.
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm not like I would still go to
Speaker 2: him because he's the best, and I'm not doing that.
Speaker 2: I'm not saying this would not be that would be. No,
Speaker 2: it is not no, it is not an ad. I
Speaker 2: found him through uh one of the prettiest people I've
Speaker 2: ever met in my life. Aster where do you go?
Speaker 2: And that's who she said she went to, So that's who.
Speaker 3: I go to.
Speaker 2: And Mineral yep, and that's his real name. I think
Speaker 2: I don't care and I just trust him. He's amazing anyway,
Speaker 2: So I'm gonna drop his name twice to get a discount,
Speaker 2: which I think Joan would have approved of as well.
Speaker 2: But I I also wanted to be like I want
Speaker 2: to say some things that like maybe are a little offensive,
Speaker 2: Like I don't cause I'm like I need to like
Speaker 2: embody Joan's spirit and like say something fucking crazy, not crazy,
Speaker 2: but just like whoa she went there? Like it's not
Speaker 2: even like NICKI Glazer style, Like I think if I
Speaker 2: were to be me in this kind of setting on
Speaker 2: NBC like Primetime, like play by the Rules. But I'm like, no,
Speaker 2: Joan wouldn't want that. At least I hope. I would
Speaker 2: hope that if someone was memorializing me in this way
Speaker 2: that they would try to like channel what I would do. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm why are you going to try to do that?
Speaker 3: I think she would mention diamonds seven times just at
Speaker 3: the end, stay it over and over, like doctor diamond
Speaker 3: dot diamond.
Speaker 2: All right, Well we can go now I have to
Speaker 2: go catch a plane.
Speaker 3: To I'm going to be planted on a couch all night.
Speaker 3: I'm usually planted on a couch. But just Watchurly. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna be watching you know, uh, Property Brothers season seven.
Speaker 2: Anly she wants to just go out in the woods
Speaker 2: for five days.
Speaker 3: She lives very close to the woods, so that's pretty
Speaker 3: easy for her.
Speaker 2: I was like, but she's like, I'm just not gonna
Speaker 2: pay attention to it. I'm like, aren't you living with
Speaker 2: someone though? Like, don't both people? Because otherwise I would
Speaker 2: just be like watching my partner look at their phone
Speaker 2: and be like what trying to decipher their face and
Speaker 2: like you can't avoid unless you live alone, right, and
Speaker 2: don't pick up your phone?
Speaker 3: Where the.
Speaker 2: Okay, well, future listeners in the future. I hope everything's
Speaker 2: good with you guys, and we'll be back next week
Speaker 2: to talk about it and like you know, after it fallout, Yeah,
Speaker 2: we'll talk about it then. I hope everyone's well. Meditate
Speaker 2: today if you need it, and uh, don't be ka
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