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Speaker 1: The nick A Gliser Podcastiser.

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Speaker 2: Here's Nikky. Hello, here, I am welcome to the show.

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Speaker 2: It's any Glazer Podcast. Feeling anxious at the start of

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Speaker 2: the show all of a sudden and related to everything

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Speaker 2: that's happening in the world, but just a million things

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Speaker 2: that weren't election related just piled in during the theme

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Speaker 2: song and then on top of the election mountain. It

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Speaker 2: was like I built up a landfill of anxiety.

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Speaker 3: But if you're listening to this right now, you may

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Speaker 3: know the outcome.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, but that you are in the future right now,

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Speaker 2: how is it going? There? Is is everything? Okay, let's

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Speaker 2: just talk to people in the future, like given both circumstances,

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Speaker 2: because because let's like give like like a message to

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Speaker 2: the future, because it's gonna be us too. We need it.

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Speaker 3: Okay. So one Jill Stein wins.

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Speaker 2: Everything's gonna be okay. Yeah, okay, So let's start. I

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Speaker 2: always when I choose best case scenary or worst case scenario,

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Speaker 2: or someone says I have bad news, I have good news.

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Speaker 2: You always want the bad news.

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Speaker 3: First, right, Yeah, Well, whenever someone says I have bad

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Speaker 3: news and good news, I think that's horseship because the

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Speaker 3: bad news.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and no, no, no, the bad news. Oh, you're right.

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Speaker 3: They're always like I have good If they're gonna be

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Speaker 3: playful about the presentation, it's not gonna be like your

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Speaker 3: uncle has cancer. It's gonna be something.

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Speaker 2: That's really funny. You need to write that down. That's

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Speaker 2: like a good bit. Yeah, playful about the presentation is

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Speaker 2: a really funny way to present that. Because I think

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Speaker 2: that's so that's so true. You know they're gonna say

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Speaker 2: you need to sit Are you sitting down?

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Speaker 3: Are you sitting down?

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Speaker 2: That's but that's because gen Z is ruined that because

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Speaker 2: now they're like seated and like, so now it's like

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Speaker 2: are you sitting down like I? And someone might said,

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Speaker 2: say your uncle is dead, and soone'll be like, why

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Speaker 2: is he like amazed at something? He like was so

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Speaker 2: happy about something. He died. No, he's actually dead. And

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Speaker 2: they're like, I don't believe you. He is so slagh No,

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Speaker 2: someone slayed him in a brutal killing last night. He's

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Speaker 2: dead period. Okay, worst case scenario, Trump is our is

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Speaker 2: going to be our president again.

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Speaker 3: Trump's president and the hold on.

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Speaker 2: I can't breathe. Julie, okay, Julia is not okay, right now.

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Speaker 2: Julie need like I might fly her to New York

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Speaker 2: tomorrow if the news goes that way, because she will

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Speaker 2: need like a Actually that wouldn't be good because she'd

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Speaker 2: be on a plane by herself. She needs to be

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Speaker 2: around loved ones. I gave her Goldie for the weekend.

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Speaker 2: Oh thanks Nick, thanks for that, is what she'd say.

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Speaker 2: Uh no, my mom is watching Goldie for the weekend.

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Speaker 2: But I need a comfort animal. Last night, I spent

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Speaker 2: the night at my parents' house because I just didn't

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Speaker 2: want to be alone on election Eve. And I literally

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Speaker 2: almost was like, can I pull out the gymnastics mat

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Speaker 2: under your bed and leap on the floor like I

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Speaker 2: used to in eighth grade?

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Speaker 3: I know it's still there, mystical sounding.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a lot. Well, it feels like I want

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Speaker 2: to be close to loved ones. Okay, so if he wants,

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Speaker 2: I don't. I can't. I honestly don't even want to

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Speaker 2: talk about it because it might manifest it, right what

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Speaker 2: about Okay?

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Speaker 3: Okay, we don't want to manifest Okay, so let's just

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Speaker 3: get your people.

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Speaker 2: Sorry that you're on your own, kid, but like, no

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Speaker 2: one from the past has any wisdom for you. Of

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Speaker 2: how to handle this. It's just going to be one

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Speaker 2: foot in front of the other. Start meditating immediately. Zachary

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Speaker 2: Levi told me at that party to start meditating and

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Speaker 2: that it was urgent, and he was not wrong whether

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Speaker 2: it went one way than the other.

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Speaker 3: I mean, Zachary.

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Speaker 2: Quinto sorry Levi. I wish Zachary Levi was trying to

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Speaker 2: get me to join scientology. He was trying to get

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Speaker 2: me to a stress test or whatever he's into. No,

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Speaker 2: I think he's a Christian, a hardcore Christian, which same difference.

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Speaker 2: You know.

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Speaker 3: That it's all we're all part of a or another.

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Speaker 2: Exactly, I'm a swift.

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Speaker 3: We just want to follow a narcissist. Is that so hard?

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Speaker 2: Is it's always wrong to have a weak human brain

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Speaker 2: that is susceptible to brainwashing? Is that so bad? Because

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Speaker 2: I was listening to Mark Cuban on Sam Harris's podcast

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Speaker 2: target you if they think you're susceptible to falling for this,

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Speaker 2: and and maybe I'm susceptible to it too. That's the

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Speaker 2: problem is like when your brainwashed, you don't really know

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Speaker 2: you're being brainwashed, right, Like otherwise you get out of it.

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Speaker 2: So I admit I could be brainwashed about things too,

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Speaker 2: but they just if they've proven, like we're mice, that

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Speaker 2: if you put information in front of people long enough,

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Speaker 2: in enough times, and they see it in different ways.

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Speaker 2: Presented in a comedy sketch, presented in a serious ted

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Speaker 2: talk like thing, presented like a guy in his car talking,

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Speaker 2: you know, to the camera, is presented in a song

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Speaker 2: like the message will get through.

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Speaker 3: The first message always wins too. Really, Yeah, generally it's

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Speaker 3: much easier to give someone a new opinion than to

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Speaker 3: shake an already existing opinion. So basically it was like

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Speaker 3: a race to start.

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Speaker 2: Oh, because it's kind of like whatever your parents are,

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Speaker 2: you are. And I think of that too, Like I

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Speaker 2: just think about some of my family that's maybe voting

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Speaker 2: a different way than I am, and I go, man,

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Speaker 2: I just got born to the right sibling in that family,

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Speaker 2: like if I was born to it for me, or

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Speaker 2: at least I think that because I'm in it right,

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Speaker 2: Like I go, oh, my god, so lucky my mom. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 2: I mean they feel the same way. I was sitting

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Speaker 2: men who I'm sure were voting the other way. I'm

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Speaker 2: sure of it. I went away from them as soon

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Speaker 2: as I realized my airbuds weren't working, because I was

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Speaker 2: going to put in my AirPods and just blast white

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Speaker 2: noise so I didn't have to hear them hear their

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Speaker 2: white noise, and so because I was just like, I

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Speaker 2: just don't want to be mad at my fellow man today.

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Speaker 2: I want to come from a loving hoos. But then

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Speaker 2: my AirPods didn't work, so I just switched tables and

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Speaker 2: I didn't do it frantically. I didn't do it like

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Speaker 2: I don't want to hear about Trump, and you you know,

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Speaker 2: like I did it calmly, like I don't want them

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Speaker 2: to know which side I'm on. But then my computer

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Speaker 2: was on a grotesque picture of Trump with like an

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Speaker 2: article about him, So I did I did, like believe

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Speaker 2: was like, okay, I'm just gonna I'm gonna backlash in

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Speaker 3: But so you don't like Trump?

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Speaker 2: Of course?

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Speaker 3: Not are you endorsing Kama officially?

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Speaker 2: Do I have to say that?

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Speaker 3: Like?

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Speaker 2: Why are people we know what side everyone's on? I

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Speaker 2: think it's so annoying when someone yes, of course I'm

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Speaker 2: endorsing Kamala, and I'm so embarrassed that it's after the yeah,

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Speaker 2: after the fact. But of course I mean, like, I

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Speaker 2: don't want to get so I I don't. I I'm

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Speaker 2: honestly scared to say how I feel about Trump because

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Speaker 2: of what the future might hold, you know, Like I

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Speaker 2: was reading about the dictator that took over in Bangladesh

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Speaker 2: and if you had any if there was any dissenting

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Speaker 2: opinion towards her during her campaign or like before like uh,

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Speaker 2: or if your dad said something or went to a march,

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Speaker 2: you were disappeared. You were taken and put in an

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Speaker 2: underground prison for many since twenty thirteen. And then when

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Speaker 2: all went or they took over and there was a coup.

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Speaker 2: I guess that's a word for it. They all undisappeared,

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Speaker 2: these people because they were all still around, because they

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Speaker 2: didn't kill them, because they tortured them to the point

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Speaker 2: where they almost died, and they would stay alive. It's

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Speaker 2: like the worst imaginable thing would happen to these people

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Speaker 2: that all they did was go to a march. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: so I'm a little scared.

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Speaker 3: I mean, it probably won't come down to that, because

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Speaker 3: why couldn't it. I mean, I'm not saying it couldn't,

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Speaker 3: I'm saying it probably won't.

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Speaker 2: Don't you think if that person could have everyone that's

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Speaker 2: ever said anything mean about them put away, they would

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Speaker 2: That's always my question to people. Well, I think he would.

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Speaker 3: No, he's he he's a very forgiving man.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, he's a very manipulated man and a.

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Speaker 3: Very you could you if you just switch sides and say,

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Speaker 3: actually I was wrong, I love you. I will not

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Speaker 3: put you in jail.

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Speaker 2: That's actually a good news, because I will flip so

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Speaker 2: fucking fast to save my head. I will.

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Speaker 3: I'm not flipped. I'm in the middle anyway. I mean

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Speaker 3: I'm not obviously am not.

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Speaker 2: Uh you know, when I am being led to the

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Speaker 2: gallows and he's there, I'll be like, you're hot. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: you're fucking hot. I want you to know you're the

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Speaker 2: hottest man that's ever lived. That's what I'll say first. Okay,

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Speaker 2: this is my plan. I just want to say you're

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Speaker 2: so fucking hot. And but it won't matter if I'm

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Speaker 2: not young enough, and it already doesn't. I have like

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Speaker 2: three days where he would care what my opinion is

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Speaker 2: of him, because you have to say a hot woman, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: so what should you? What should we do as people?

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Speaker 2: He doesn't want to fuck when we're heading.

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Speaker 3: To people, he doesn't want to fuck we say, I mean,

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Speaker 3: he's we were wrong. He was. He's so everything he

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Speaker 3: said was right. He's he he's the best president that

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Speaker 3: ever lived. He's better than Lincoln. He's so smart and

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Speaker 3: such a great business man. And I am support him.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Do I like that he's wait because he's not

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Speaker 2: really forgiving, Like he's not like liking he's not liking

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Speaker 2: you more or like seeing that you have humanity where

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Speaker 2: you aired and now you're learning the like he's not

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Speaker 2: having empathy towards your position. He's just that isn't forgiveness right,

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Speaker 2: what he's doing.

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Speaker 3: I mean, it's a well in the true sense of

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Speaker 3: the word truth. Well, I mean in the true sense

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Speaker 3: more like deep down inside, if there was the capability.

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Speaker 2: Between like hearing someone out and going like, wow, I

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Speaker 2: was really angry at you, and like I see where

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Speaker 2: you're coming from, and I understand that you have changed

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Speaker 2: your mind, and I want to like, I want to

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Speaker 2: forgive you and I. It's like a selfless thing almost.

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Speaker 3: It's outcome based forgiveness. I think it's it's like I

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Speaker 3: I want this outcome, and it's almost like I don't

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Speaker 3: care what you do. It's almost like ultimate forgiveness because

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Speaker 3: you don't care what the person did at all, as

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Speaker 3: long as they get to the spot where you want

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Speaker 3: them to be and you're there.

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Speaker 2: That would be true that I wouldn't have to lie.

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Speaker 2: I could say, you're funny.

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Speaker 3: He's very funny the president.

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Speaker 2: You did it, you did it.

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Speaker 3: I don't. The other thing about him is he's only

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Speaker 3: angry when he loses and doesn't get his way. When

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Speaker 3: he wins and he's on top and he's not being.

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Speaker 2: Sounds like Forest, my nephew. It's literally is that you

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Speaker 2: give him what he wants and he likes you, and

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Speaker 3: Capital gains tax. Nick, you're gonna be cr You're gonna

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Speaker 3: You got to make enough money so that you can

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Speaker 3: this like Jim Henson puppet life size, live action dinosaur

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Speaker 3: show that started a dinosaur family in prehistoric times. It

438
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Speaker 3: was kind of like the Flintstones, except instead of people,

439
00:21:09,400 --> 00:21:14,080
Speaker 3: it was dinosaurs being dinosaurs and the end of the

440
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Speaker 3: show the most comedy.

441
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Speaker 2: It was a comedy and it followed family Matters.

442
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Speaker 3: It where every episode.

443
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Speaker 2: Was a fullhouse family matters Dinosaurs Dinosaurs.

444
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Speaker 1: Ye.

445
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Speaker 3: You might remember the baby who would say not the

446
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Speaker 3: mama and then hit the dad at the club.

447
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Speaker 2: Yeah, it was cute. Wait what did you say? Wasn't it?

448
00:21:36,160 --> 00:21:40,520
Speaker 2: I'm the baby God to love me? That was another catchphrase.

449
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Speaker 3: Yeah, he had. I used to have the baby as

450
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Speaker 3: a stuff down all and he would say those.

451
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Speaker 2: Things I'm the baby, got to love me, yeah.

452
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Speaker 3: Which is so true. Words I've never been said. So

453
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Speaker 3: the last episode of Dinosaurs a meteor is coming towards Earth,

454
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Speaker 3: and there's some sort of I don't know if it's

455
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Speaker 3: a meteor, but an environmental calamity is occurring that is

456
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Speaker 3: going to destroy the planet and wipe out all the

457
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Speaker 3: dinosaurs and the family, the sitcom family is just sitting

458
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Speaker 3: in their living room going like, so, we're all gonna die,

459
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Speaker 3: and even the kids are like, I'm not going to

460
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Speaker 3: get to grow up and enjoy my life. And they're like, yeah,

461
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Speaker 3: this sucks. We're all dead. And then it just fades

462
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Speaker 3: to black and it makes it even sadder.

463
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Speaker 2: Dinosaurs are Okay.

464
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Speaker 3: What makes it even sadder is that the reason why

465
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Speaker 3: the world is ending is something the dad did.

466
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Speaker 2: Oh wait, I forgot this part of it.

467
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Speaker 3: Like the dad supported some anti environmental company that wound

468
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Speaker 3: up like blowing volcanic ash into the sky which blocked

469
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Speaker 3: out the sun. It was his fault, and they're all

470
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Speaker 3: going to die. His whole family is going to die.

471
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Speaker 3: And they're just sitting there like in the Titanic when

472
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Speaker 3: the water's rising and the couple's in the bed. They're

473
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Speaker 3: just sitting there waiting for the world to end. And

474
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Speaker 3: that's the end of a sitcom.

475
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Speaker 2: Well, that's how it's going to end for some group

476
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Speaker 2: of people that are on Earth together. There is a

477
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Speaker 2: massive section it will like just because you know, I'm

478
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Speaker 2: not even gonna say what I was gonna say because

479
00:23:15,200 --> 00:23:17,159
Speaker 2: it just gets me into rough territory. But like, but

480
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Speaker 2: it won't be us.

481
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Speaker 3: We're not that special. That's that's we're not special.

482
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Speaker 2: Enough to be the last I think we might be.

483
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Speaker 2: I mean, I think, I think, I think there's it's

484
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Speaker 2: I think it'll be a generation or two.

485
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Speaker 3: This this podcast has been very we're very close and

486
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Speaker 3: very depressed. And imagine that people, But imagine if the

487
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Speaker 3: people listening to it are like Kamala one is talking about, oh.

488
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Speaker 2: My god, Okay, hi guys, sorry, what a fucking like,

489
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Speaker 2: oh my god, she swept it. This is so exciting,

490
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Speaker 2: like everything that we maybe imagine has come true. I

491
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Speaker 2: just why can't I picture it at all? I can't.

492
00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:04,280
Speaker 2: I can't picture myself Like, but I think, I man,

493
00:24:04,400 --> 00:24:07,240
Speaker 2: it would be so it. You know what, Man, I'll

494
00:24:07,240 --> 00:24:09,959
Speaker 2: be so fucking happy. I didn't even think about like

495
00:24:10,080 --> 00:24:14,120
Speaker 2: how much it will make my life fucking great and

496
00:24:14,160 --> 00:24:18,119
Speaker 2: my mood and my like depression, Like it will actually

497
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Speaker 2: improve my life so much.

498
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Speaker 3: Oh god, you know what's getting swept under the rug too.

499
00:24:26,840 --> 00:24:31,240
Speaker 3: This is this is really wild. If Kamala wins, she

500
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Speaker 3: would be the first woman president. And I feel like

501
00:24:35,359 --> 00:24:36,399
Speaker 3: about it.

502
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Speaker 2: No, no, no, it's not that they don't give a

503
00:24:37,760 --> 00:24:39,560
Speaker 2: shit about it. It is not what she's been running with

504
00:24:39,600 --> 00:24:42,800
Speaker 2: because she knows much like on Veep I'll quote Selena

505
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Speaker 2: Meyer on VIEP where she they go, man, we think

506
00:24:45,680 --> 00:24:47,359
Speaker 2: you should put out a statement. There's some you know,

507
00:24:47,640 --> 00:24:49,920
Speaker 2: thing happens. And they said, we think as a woman.

508
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Speaker 2: She goes, No, not as a woman. I can't identify

509
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Speaker 2: as a woman. They can't know that men hate women

510
00:24:57,280 --> 00:25:00,960
Speaker 2: and women hate women, hate women, don't you think? And

511
00:25:01,040 --> 00:25:03,320
Speaker 2: most women do hate women? And she was and she goes,

512
00:25:03,359 --> 00:25:05,600
Speaker 2: and women who hate women hate women or something like that.

513
00:25:05,760 --> 00:25:07,480
Speaker 2: And then she asked to Amy. She's like, and most

514
00:25:07,480 --> 00:25:09,840
Speaker 2: women do hate women, don't you think? And Amy's like yeah,

515
00:25:09,880 --> 00:25:11,800
Speaker 2: and he was like, but I love it. She goes,

516
00:25:11,960 --> 00:25:17,080
Speaker 2: I can't. I they can't know that it's but that's true,

517
00:25:17,119 --> 00:25:23,800
Speaker 2: like Kamali. Well yeah, he was like or running. He said,

518
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Speaker 2: she needs to not get into this like first woman stuff.

519
00:25:28,200 --> 00:25:30,359
Speaker 2: It's gonna turn people off. And she fucking did it

520
00:25:30,440 --> 00:25:31,880
Speaker 2: at all. It's not talked about at all.

521
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Speaker 3: Right now, she succeeded. I don't what.

522
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Speaker 2: I don't think that she it's awesome.

523
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Speaker 3: I don't think that she should lead with being the women,

524
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Speaker 3: being the first woman president. But the fact that, like

525
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Speaker 3: our society is not even really it's not even clocking

526
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Speaker 3: in my mind that she's a woman, that she could

527
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Speaker 3: be the first woman president. And that's that's how weird

528
00:25:51,600 --> 00:25:54,399
Speaker 3: the election is. When it was Hillary, I feel like

529
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Speaker 3: that was like no. Number one or two.

530
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Speaker 2: This is designed to be this way.

531
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Speaker 3: Yeah, it is.

532
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Speaker 2: Hillary leaned into woman and it didn't fucking work. People

533
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Speaker 2: women were not that excited and they worked. I mean

534
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Speaker 2: some women were a lot of women were not everyone,

535
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Speaker 2: So they did they pivoted. It was a choice to

536
00:26:13,680 --> 00:26:15,399
Speaker 2: not lean into that. Why wouldn't you lean into that?

537
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Speaker 2: I mean it's the most obvious thing. Yeah, it's insane.

538
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Speaker 2: Then she's young and vibrant and gorgeous, like they didn't

539
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Speaker 2: lean into any like femininity, I don't think at all.

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Speaker 3: Well, as soon as she announced or as soon as

541
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Speaker 3: she was selected as the nominee, the first attack from

542
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Speaker 3: the Trump campaign was DEI higher, So I think in

543
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Speaker 3: a way they helped because they had to thward off

544
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Speaker 3: that attack by pretending like that she's a clear uh

545
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Speaker 3: like silhouette Microsoft outlook without your profile picture inserted candidate.

546
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Speaker 2: Wait, wait, what's DEEI?

547
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Speaker 3: I always here this diversity, equity and inclusion, which is like

548
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Speaker 3: when companies have these policies that bring in people of

549
00:27:01,760 --> 00:27:05,680
Speaker 3: different diversity, diverse ethnic groups and stuff and hire them,

550
00:27:05,720 --> 00:27:07,880
Speaker 3: and then a lot of people say, well, those people

551
00:27:07,920 --> 00:27:10,360
Speaker 3: didn't deserve the jobs because they're less qualified, and they

552
00:27:10,400 --> 00:27:13,280
Speaker 3: just got them because of some DEI policy.

553
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Speaker 2: And so when affirmative action we got rid of, they

554
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Speaker 2: changed the.

555
00:27:18,320 --> 00:27:22,119
Speaker 3: DEI because people were Affirmative action became so such a

556
00:27:22,160 --> 00:27:24,520
Speaker 3: hot button phrase that a lot of the companies changed

557
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Speaker 3: to DEI okay.

558
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Speaker 2: So you could have just said affirmative they okay, so

559
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Speaker 2: they re roll.

560
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Speaker 3: It was a slight difference. I guess you could say,

561
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Speaker 3: like DEI is like a policy, and affirmative action is

562
00:27:35,080 --> 00:27:41,080
Speaker 3: like sometimes the government stepping in and filling up those quotas,

563
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Speaker 3: and sometimes it's the company with DEI is just like

564
00:27:43,720 --> 00:27:46,240
Speaker 3: a policy the company has where like it would be

565
00:27:46,400 --> 00:27:50,280
Speaker 3: nice if we created some situations where we would allow

566
00:27:50,400 --> 00:27:53,680
Speaker 3: diverse candidates to flourish, whereas affirmative action is like we're

567
00:27:53,680 --> 00:27:56,520
Speaker 3: going to put a black person here and force you

568
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Speaker 3: to have this person here, kind of like.

569
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Speaker 2: It's a suggestion. Sh Diaz suggested.

570
00:28:01,840 --> 00:28:03,840
Speaker 3: It was a little bit of a softer push that

571
00:28:04,240 --> 00:28:09,200
Speaker 3: had the same outcome, which is more diverse people. And

572
00:28:09,320 --> 00:28:11,600
Speaker 3: so but then obviously Fox News and stuff was like

573
00:28:11,640 --> 00:28:14,440
Speaker 3: DEI is evil and we hate it, and so when

574
00:28:14,480 --> 00:28:16,520
Speaker 3: Kamala was the nominee, they were like, she's a de

575
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Speaker 3: I higher. She doesn't deserve it, she's not qualified. The

576
00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:22,560
Speaker 3: reason because she's a woman and she's black.

577
00:28:22,920 --> 00:28:24,679
Speaker 2: Yeah, it didn't work. It didn't stick.

578
00:28:25,800 --> 00:28:27,800
Speaker 3: I mean, it worked, it.

579
00:28:27,840 --> 00:28:28,800
Speaker 2: Just tired out.

580
00:28:29,240 --> 00:28:31,440
Speaker 3: She's still no. I mean, I think that's still part.

581
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Speaker 2: Of some of the diaton, and I've never once looked

582
00:28:34,280 --> 00:28:36,000
Speaker 2: into it, so I'm sure that's what I was reading

583
00:28:36,040 --> 00:28:37,719
Speaker 2: and just not knowing what it was.

584
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Speaker 3: She's not a DEI higher. I mean, she's pre eminently qualified.

585
00:28:42,960 --> 00:28:46,280
Speaker 3: She's you know, obviously been the vice president.

586
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Speaker 2: Which is so fucking bubbly and acute and happy and

587
00:28:52,240 --> 00:28:54,800
Speaker 2: energetic and thriving. Like it's so cool to see someone

588
00:28:54,840 --> 00:28:56,920
Speaker 2: who's just showing up and like looks like they want

589
00:28:56,960 --> 00:29:01,680
Speaker 2: to be there. It's giving Obama first run, like like

590
00:29:01,840 --> 00:29:05,880
Speaker 2: just endless energy, the right energy. It just feels so good,

591
00:29:05,960 --> 00:29:10,280
Speaker 2: Like I just like her so much, and but it's

592
00:29:10,320 --> 00:29:13,800
Speaker 2: it doesn't even matter because it could be anyone to me.

593
00:29:13,880 --> 00:29:19,280
Speaker 3: Right, but I've so much that it's her, Harris quote

594
00:29:19,280 --> 00:29:21,600
Speaker 3: you posted this morning, because I kind of feel that way.

595
00:29:21,680 --> 00:29:24,160
Speaker 3: I mean, I'm not like, if I could vote in

596
00:29:24,200 --> 00:29:27,280
Speaker 3: a primary and pick my ideal candidate, it would not

597
00:29:27,320 --> 00:29:31,960
Speaker 3: have been Kamala. I'm not like super excited specifically by Kamala.

598
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Speaker 2: The positive hair case. The positive case for Harris is simple.

599
00:29:35,360 --> 00:29:37,920
Speaker 2: She will be a normal president, surrounded by normal experts

600
00:29:37,960 --> 00:29:41,200
Speaker 2: seeking normal political ends. The scientists she consults will be

601
00:29:41,240 --> 00:29:44,680
Speaker 2: real scientists, The doctors real doctors. Her administration will not

602
00:29:44,720 --> 00:29:47,120
Speaker 2: be a four chand thread come to life. Her foreign

603
00:29:47,160 --> 00:29:49,960
Speaker 2: policy will not be made in consultation with podcasters who

604
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Speaker 2: hawk goold Ivermectin, and Mrese. The notion of banning someone

605
00:29:54,240 --> 00:29:58,040
Speaker 2: someone some vaccines will not be will not receive serious consideration.

606
00:29:58,360 --> 00:30:01,080
Speaker 2: Grifters and lunatics like Alex she Owns, Tucker, Carlson, and

607
00:30:01,120 --> 00:30:04,120
Speaker 2: Kandas owns won't be shortlisted for weekends in the Lincoln bedroom.

608
00:30:04,360 --> 00:30:06,680
Speaker 2: The final stage of her campaign wasn't organized and funded

609
00:30:06,680 --> 00:30:10,440
Speaker 2: by an increasingly erratic billionaire who hallucinates about the strategic

610
00:30:10,520 --> 00:30:13,239
Speaker 2: replacement of white America, and she will owe him no

611
00:30:13,360 --> 00:30:16,000
Speaker 2: debt of gratitude. The positive case for Harris is easy

612
00:30:16,040 --> 00:30:18,160
Speaker 2: to make. She is a sane public servant who will

613
00:30:18,160 --> 00:30:20,000
Speaker 2: be committed to the rule of law and the betterment

614
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Speaker 2: of our society.

615
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Speaker 3: Boom, Yeah, I like that because it's not saying like

616
00:30:25,120 --> 00:30:27,960
Speaker 3: Kamala is the ideal choice, as she is the best.

617
00:30:28,080 --> 00:30:31,719
Speaker 3: She's normal, right, She's just normal versus crazy and chaos.

618
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Speaker 2: Yeah. So you know when I voted last week and

619
00:30:36,440 --> 00:30:40,080
Speaker 2: I met that woman who saved my life in that

620
00:30:40,160 --> 00:30:43,520
Speaker 2: line with this angel that just appeared behind me, and

621
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Speaker 2: just theras burred something affirmative to me. Yeah, the therapist. Okay,

622
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Speaker 2: So last night I went over to my parents' house

623
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Speaker 2: for emotional support and we were sitting at the dinner

624
00:30:54,560 --> 00:30:56,760
Speaker 2: table and my dad was talking and my mom got

625
00:30:56,760 --> 00:30:58,960
Speaker 2: a text and like interrupted him, and that turned into

626
00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:01,239
Speaker 2: a kind of a fight because she interrupts him all

627
00:31:01,280 --> 00:31:04,320
Speaker 2: the time. And I said, I go, Dad, and he goes.

628
00:31:04,320 --> 00:31:06,000
Speaker 2: She does it over time, and I go either get

629
00:31:06,080 --> 00:31:08,360
Speaker 2: used to it or get out. I go, it's not

630
00:31:08,400 --> 00:31:10,560
Speaker 2: going to change. We know she does it. It's like,

631
00:31:10,800 --> 00:31:12,280
Speaker 2: I just that's what I say to my parents so much.

632
00:31:12,280 --> 00:31:15,800
Speaker 2: I'm just like, stop with the same complaints. Either accept

633
00:31:15,840 --> 00:31:18,959
Speaker 2: it or divorce and they're not going to do divorce,

634
00:31:19,040 --> 00:31:21,440
Speaker 2: or just accept it that she just doesn't. She's gonna

635
00:31:21,440 --> 00:31:23,959
Speaker 2: interrupt you. Chris accepts it about me. I interrupt him

636
00:31:24,040 --> 00:31:27,160
Speaker 2: all that. You guys accept it about me. I'm an interrupter,

637
00:31:27,560 --> 00:31:28,880
Speaker 2: and I know it's rude, and I do want to

638
00:31:28,920 --> 00:31:31,800
Speaker 2: work on it. And but if I had to hear

639
00:31:32,040 --> 00:31:34,600
Speaker 2: that back to me all my life, I would just

640
00:31:34,680 --> 00:31:36,440
Speaker 2: I couldn't. What did you say?

641
00:31:36,520 --> 00:31:36,840
Speaker 3: I said?

642
00:31:36,880 --> 00:31:39,760
Speaker 2: I like that you're the interrupter. It's a cool little

643
00:31:39,840 --> 00:31:43,200
Speaker 2: title there, the interrupt It's like, it's such a rude

644
00:31:43,280 --> 00:31:45,600
Speaker 2: thing to be, but I do it a lot.

645
00:31:45,920 --> 00:31:49,760
Speaker 3: Well. It helps with writing because frequently you're like a

646
00:31:49,800 --> 00:31:53,400
Speaker 3: couple of steps ahead, and so like if I throw

647
00:31:53,440 --> 00:31:55,760
Speaker 3: out like a premise or something, and I'm like, yo,

648
00:31:55,800 --> 00:31:58,400
Speaker 3: what if then you just let you interrupt me and

649
00:31:58,480 --> 00:32:00,720
Speaker 3: hit hit us with the punchline in the TA and

650
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Speaker 3: we don't have to think of any punchline in tag

651
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Speaker 3: because you just do it.

652
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Speaker 2: Really nice of you. That really just built my self

653
00:32:05,560 --> 00:32:07,920
Speaker 2: esteem more than you know. Okay, let's thank you, Brian.

654
00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:13,680
Speaker 2: Clip it for my own personal collection. Don't even post

655
00:32:13,720 --> 00:32:16,520
Speaker 2: it on this I just need to hear that to

656
00:32:16,560 --> 00:32:18,200
Speaker 2: make myself feel good about myself. The other day, I

657
00:32:18,240 --> 00:32:19,960
Speaker 2: was feeling really down about like I am not a

658
00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:22,200
Speaker 2: good writer and I can't write or whatever, and Emily

659
00:32:22,320 --> 00:32:25,240
Speaker 2: was like, I'm going to edit together footage of you

660
00:32:25,720 --> 00:32:29,760
Speaker 2: writing because I've witnessed so much and she was like backstage.

661
00:32:29,920 --> 00:32:30,120
Speaker 3: No.

662
00:32:30,200 --> 00:32:31,680
Speaker 2: She was like I'm in the middle of it. And

663
00:32:31,720 --> 00:32:33,600
Speaker 2: I was like, you don't need to thank you. This

664
00:32:33,680 --> 00:32:35,240
Speaker 2: was nice yere. She was like, I have enough to

665
00:32:35,280 --> 00:32:38,040
Speaker 2: make a very compelling video and I was like, I

666
00:32:38,080 --> 00:32:40,200
Speaker 2: know you do. I trust you. This really did make

667
00:32:40,240 --> 00:32:42,640
Speaker 2: me feel better. I just need someone I trust who's

668
00:32:42,680 --> 00:32:44,320
Speaker 2: not going to bullshit me to like tell me that

669
00:32:44,360 --> 00:32:46,520
Speaker 2: I am and then I'm like, I'm cool. Just tell

670
00:32:46,520 --> 00:32:48,800
Speaker 2: me I'm hot and you won't go to the gallows. Okay,

671
00:32:49,320 --> 00:32:54,960
Speaker 2: so my mom, see my mom interrupts my dad with

672
00:32:55,120 --> 00:32:57,840
Speaker 2: a message from her friend. Her friend saw something on

673
00:32:57,880 --> 00:33:01,000
Speaker 2: Facebook and this was what she saw. Please share it,

674
00:33:01,040 --> 00:33:02,600
Speaker 2: she said, please share this with Niki. One of my

675
00:33:02,640 --> 00:33:05,520
Speaker 2: dear friends posted this on her Facebook page, and this

676
00:33:05,560 --> 00:33:07,280
Speaker 2: woman is just like a friend of a friend of

677
00:33:07,320 --> 00:33:08,960
Speaker 2: my mom. I don't even know, but this is the

678
00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:12,760
Speaker 2: post that this woman saw on her Facebook feed. Yesterday

679
00:33:13,080 --> 00:33:15,200
Speaker 2: was the most memorable day of voting for me, and

680
00:33:15,320 --> 00:33:17,960
Speaker 2: only partly because it was Halloween. I talked for the

681
00:33:18,040 --> 00:33:20,000
Speaker 2: full hour long wait with the woman in front of me.

682
00:33:20,320 --> 00:33:22,840
Speaker 2: She was smart, genuine and open, and we talked about

683
00:33:22,880 --> 00:33:25,600
Speaker 2: our work. She's a comedian and lots about our journeys

684
00:33:25,640 --> 00:33:28,640
Speaker 2: delving into self compassion and personal growth in general. We

685
00:33:28,680 --> 00:33:31,320
Speaker 2: also talked about Kirkwood and realized that her sister has

686
00:33:31,360 --> 00:33:35,400
Speaker 2: been this woman's daughter Spanish teacher. When we said goodbye,

687
00:33:35,440 --> 00:33:37,320
Speaker 2: we told each other our names, and it wasn't until

688
00:33:37,320 --> 00:33:39,960
Speaker 2: I talked to my husband later. She says his name

689
00:33:40,080 --> 00:33:42,440
Speaker 2: later and told him what she does for a living

690
00:33:42,600 --> 00:33:44,920
Speaker 2: and what her name is, Nicki. I didn't ask her

691
00:33:44,960 --> 00:33:47,080
Speaker 2: last name that he informed me I had spent the

692
00:33:47,080 --> 00:33:50,680
Speaker 2: hour talking with famous stand up comedian Nicki Glazer and

693
00:33:50,720 --> 00:33:55,480
Speaker 2: then untagged Wow, but my mom didn't send me the

694
00:33:55,520 --> 00:33:56,680
Speaker 2: rest of it. There was more to it.

695
00:33:56,720 --> 00:34:00,120
Speaker 3: Come on, mom, ah man, Hey, Mom, can you send me.

696
00:34:00,080 --> 00:34:03,480
Speaker 2: The rest of that text from your friend, you only

697
00:34:03,520 --> 00:34:06,480
Speaker 2: sent me the first part period. Thanks. Uh.

698
00:34:06,520 --> 00:34:09,480
Speaker 3: So she posted this somewhere yeah on Instagram.

699
00:34:10,080 --> 00:34:15,319
Speaker 2: Nice yeah on Facebook, and let because I was kind

700
00:34:15,320 --> 00:34:17,520
Speaker 2: of like bye, Like we kind of like floated away

701
00:34:17,520 --> 00:34:18,919
Speaker 2: from each other because you go to go to vote

702
00:34:18,920 --> 00:34:21,279
Speaker 2: and then it's like very you have to like just

703
00:34:21,600 --> 00:34:24,040
Speaker 2: uh you go to your like little separate booth and

704
00:34:24,080 --> 00:34:26,400
Speaker 2: I'm just like a bye, I just go what's your

705
00:34:26,480 --> 00:34:27,080
Speaker 2: last name?

706
00:34:27,520 --> 00:34:27,719
Speaker 3: You know?

707
00:34:27,840 --> 00:34:29,600
Speaker 2: Like I was just like I wanted to like connect,

708
00:34:29,719 --> 00:34:32,040
Speaker 2: because friends.

709
00:34:31,800 --> 00:34:33,600
Speaker 3: With when I see you, when I talk to a

710
00:34:33,600 --> 00:34:37,239
Speaker 3: girl at a thing or whatever, and then yeah, and

711
00:34:37,280 --> 00:34:39,120
Speaker 3: I'm like, there's a chance. Then we separate. I don't

712
00:34:39,160 --> 00:34:41,840
Speaker 3: know her her name, yeah, and then you got to

713
00:34:41,880 --> 00:34:43,960
Speaker 3: like do all this slew thing to figure out what

714
00:34:44,040 --> 00:34:46,360
Speaker 3: their name is. You can find them on Facebook, and

715
00:34:46,400 --> 00:34:49,360
Speaker 3: then at the time it was just Facebook, and then.

716
00:34:49,200 --> 00:34:51,680
Speaker 2: Well I got her last name and then so I

717
00:34:51,719 --> 00:34:53,640
Speaker 2: could And I did it under the guise of like

718
00:34:53,680 --> 00:34:55,680
Speaker 2: wanting to ask my sister about her daughter, but I

719
00:34:55,719 --> 00:34:57,080
Speaker 2: really was like I want to be friends with this

720
00:34:57,120 --> 00:34:59,200
Speaker 2: woman and find her maybe, but also the other thing.

721
00:34:59,640 --> 00:35:02,000
Speaker 2: But no, I I honestly did want to.

722
00:35:01,960 --> 00:35:04,040
Speaker 3: Tell me we don't know the conclusion of this post.

723
00:35:04,200 --> 00:35:06,120
Speaker 2: We don't know the conclusion all well, it sounds like

724
00:35:06,200 --> 00:35:08,839
Speaker 2: she had a great time with me, like I got

725
00:35:08,840 --> 00:35:12,000
Speaker 2: a good game standing next to me and Lie and

726
00:35:12,080 --> 00:35:13,960
Speaker 2: she did not know I was comedian. There was no

727
00:35:14,040 --> 00:35:16,799
Speaker 2: reason for her to like have that. That made me

728
00:35:17,160 --> 00:35:18,000
Speaker 2: feel so good.

729
00:35:18,080 --> 00:35:20,480
Speaker 3: So what if that had yet a YELP page for

730
00:35:20,520 --> 00:35:23,960
Speaker 3: your interactions? There's pictures of like the interior, that's where

731
00:35:23,960 --> 00:35:27,799
Speaker 3: we're headed. Oh yeah, that was a black Mirror episode.

732
00:35:27,960 --> 00:35:29,480
Speaker 2: But isn't that wouldn't I get like a lot of

733
00:35:29,480 --> 00:35:30,120
Speaker 2: points for that?

734
00:35:30,840 --> 00:35:33,759
Speaker 3: Yeah, you would get in that episode it's five stars. Yeah. Wait,

735
00:35:33,920 --> 00:35:36,400
Speaker 3: oh my god, we don't know the conclusion could be.

736
00:35:36,480 --> 00:35:38,640
Speaker 3: And then I found out it was comedian Nikki Glazier.

737
00:35:40,080 --> 00:35:42,680
Speaker 3: She is the worst person. You don't know what's after

738
00:35:42,719 --> 00:35:44,680
Speaker 3: that ellipses, Oh.

739
00:35:44,480 --> 00:35:47,160
Speaker 2: My god, wait, there was a woman. When I was

740
00:35:47,160 --> 00:35:51,120
Speaker 2: in Kansas City, I was this is so crazy. I

741
00:35:51,120 --> 00:35:54,040
Speaker 2: didn't talk about this on the podcat My sister and

742
00:35:54,200 --> 00:35:57,600
Speaker 2: Kirsten and me and Chris were all at dinner and

743
00:35:58,680 --> 00:36:00,640
Speaker 2: I went to go to the bathroom and as I

744
00:36:00,680 --> 00:36:03,520
Speaker 2: was walking back, I passed this table and Chris and

745
00:36:03,600 --> 00:36:06,160
Speaker 2: Lauren and Kirsten like kind of saw me talking to

746
00:36:06,200 --> 00:36:07,880
Speaker 2: the table, but they stopped me. And the guy was like,

747
00:36:07,880 --> 00:36:09,479
Speaker 2: oh my god, I'm such a huge fan. What are

748
00:36:09,480 --> 00:36:11,160
Speaker 2: you doing in town and talk to me? And he

749
00:36:11,200 --> 00:36:13,120
Speaker 2: goes huge fan. And then this other was like, oh

750
00:36:13,120 --> 00:36:15,840
Speaker 2: my god, you're so funny. And then the girl sitting

751
00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:20,600
Speaker 2: with them goes, I don't like you. What god, and

752
00:36:20,640 --> 00:36:23,160
Speaker 2: she goes she goes, they're fans, I'm not something like that.

753
00:36:23,200 --> 00:36:25,239
Speaker 2: It was that cutting. I'm not joking. You let me.

754
00:36:25,400 --> 00:36:26,640
Speaker 2: I wish I could remember you said.

755
00:36:26,680 --> 00:36:29,040
Speaker 3: She's on the internet. She doesn't realize she's in real

756
00:36:29,080 --> 00:36:30,399
Speaker 3: life right now and she's actually talking.

757
00:36:30,440 --> 00:36:32,600
Speaker 2: I respected it. She was like, and I don't like

758
00:36:32,640 --> 00:36:34,560
Speaker 2: you and I'm not a fan. It was something very

759
00:36:34,680 --> 00:36:36,440
Speaker 2: like matter of fact and like being like like I

760
00:36:36,600 --> 00:36:39,759
Speaker 2: had said something that really upset her or something, and

761
00:36:39,880 --> 00:36:45,200
Speaker 2: I was disarmed. I just was like, oh, all right,

762
00:36:45,320 --> 00:36:48,120
Speaker 2: well we all are entitled to our own opinion. I

763
00:36:48,160 --> 00:36:49,799
Speaker 2: said something like that and was like okay, and then

764
00:36:49,840 --> 00:36:51,400
Speaker 2: I just immediately went back to the table was like,

765
00:36:51,719 --> 00:36:55,279
Speaker 2: you won't believe what the girl behind me just said

766
00:36:55,280 --> 00:36:56,600
Speaker 2: to me. And they were like, oh what and they

767
00:36:56,640 --> 00:36:59,720
Speaker 2: were like, oh my god. And then Lauren and Kirsten

768
00:37:00,080 --> 00:37:03,040
Speaker 2: were furious. Chris was like, I don't know that she

769
00:37:03,160 --> 00:37:06,440
Speaker 2: said that, and they were out for blood. They couldn't

770
00:37:06,440 --> 00:37:08,359
Speaker 2: stop watching her because they were facing her, and they

771
00:37:08,360 --> 00:37:11,200
Speaker 2: were like, she's not even looking over here. She like, wait,

772
00:37:11,280 --> 00:37:13,359
Speaker 2: she really said that to you? I'm gonna say something.

773
00:37:13,400 --> 00:37:15,120
Speaker 2: And I was like, maybe she was joking. Maybe she's

774
00:37:15,120 --> 00:37:17,400
Speaker 2: being sarcastic, Maybe she really didn't know who I.

775
00:37:17,320 --> 00:37:20,399
Speaker 3: Was, or people are not good at comedy, that's the thing,

776
00:37:20,760 --> 00:37:21,839
Speaker 3: and she that might have been.

777
00:37:21,760 --> 00:37:25,719
Speaker 2: Her sarcasm does take me by sometimes. I am kind

778
00:37:25,760 --> 00:37:27,960
Speaker 2: of autistic with it and take it as pace value,

779
00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:32,200
Speaker 2: and so I and I even said that. I was

780
00:37:32,239 --> 00:37:34,319
Speaker 2: like I could be and they were like, no, that

781
00:37:34,480 --> 00:37:36,520
Speaker 2: is not a joke, and they but they didn't really

782
00:37:36,520 --> 00:37:38,320
Speaker 2: hear it. But it didn't I. If I were a

783
00:37:38,320 --> 00:37:40,319
Speaker 2: betting woman, I would say this woman did not like

784
00:37:40,360 --> 00:37:44,040
Speaker 2: me and knew exactly who that was. Weird. Was Kirsten pumping?

785
00:37:44,280 --> 00:37:45,080
Speaker 2: Was Kirsten pumping?

786
00:37:45,400 --> 00:37:45,600
Speaker 4: Yeah?

787
00:37:45,719 --> 00:37:48,200
Speaker 2: Was she pumping at this time? Oh? She was? Blood

788
00:37:48,239 --> 00:37:50,239
Speaker 2: was pumping through her veins in her neck because she

789
00:37:50,280 --> 00:37:52,359
Speaker 2: was so mad on my she could have pumped some

790
00:37:52,800 --> 00:37:56,840
Speaker 2: neck blood. No, she wasn't pumping up the table. She

791
00:37:56,840 --> 00:37:59,280
Speaker 2: she she was thinking about pumping. Though, if I know Kirsten,

792
00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:02,880
Speaker 2: she's not pumping. She's thinking about pumping. And she was

793
00:38:02,880 --> 00:38:06,520
Speaker 2: talking about pumping because pumping's life, man, pumping is life.

794
00:38:06,560 --> 00:38:08,480
Speaker 2: I need to get you guys a pumping shirt that

795
00:38:08,760 --> 00:38:12,200
Speaker 2: the boom flaps come down and it says pumping amazing.

796
00:38:12,600 --> 00:38:16,680
Speaker 2: It would be amazing pumping wardrobe. Every time I hear

797
00:38:16,800 --> 00:38:22,800
Speaker 2: Kirsten's girl's chat, it's in the background of pumping, always pumping,

798
00:38:23,120 --> 00:38:28,319
Speaker 2: always pumping. Yeah, So that was really like, it made

799
00:38:28,400 --> 00:38:31,239
Speaker 2: me feel so good. I was like, Dad, mom is

800
00:38:31,280 --> 00:38:33,000
Speaker 2: allowed to interrupt you with this one because it was

801
00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:35,000
Speaker 2: important because then he wasn't listening. I go, do you

802
00:38:35,040 --> 00:38:36,799
Speaker 2: just hear what she said? And he was like I'm not,

803
00:38:36,960 --> 00:38:38,960
Speaker 2: what do you mean? And I go. The woman that

804
00:38:39,040 --> 00:38:42,160
Speaker 2: was in line, she sent a message in a bottle

805
00:38:42,200 --> 00:38:44,920
Speaker 2: out to me on Facebook. I just felt like she

806
00:38:45,080 --> 00:38:47,000
Speaker 2: made it like, I feel like we're gonna be friends.

807
00:38:47,040 --> 00:38:47,239
Speaker 1: Now.

808
00:38:47,960 --> 00:38:48,640
Speaker 3: How old is she?

809
00:38:49,400 --> 00:38:53,120
Speaker 2: I think she's probably well, she has a daughter in

810
00:38:53,200 --> 00:38:54,840
Speaker 2: my sister's class, so probably.

811
00:38:54,600 --> 00:38:56,240
Speaker 3: In her fifties.

812
00:38:57,680 --> 00:38:58,319
Speaker 2: Yeah.

813
00:38:58,400 --> 00:38:59,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I feel like that's appropriate.

814
00:39:00,600 --> 00:39:03,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's great to have older friends. I just want

815
00:39:03,239 --> 00:39:05,520
Speaker 4: to say, oh my god, it's the best. Make older

816
00:39:05,520 --> 00:39:07,759
Speaker 4: friends and younger friends.

817
00:39:07,440 --> 00:39:10,240
Speaker 2: And younger friends. Well, have we had younger older friends

818
00:39:10,239 --> 00:39:11,040
Speaker 2: make me as a friend?

819
00:39:11,600 --> 00:39:13,680
Speaker 3: For Nikki and I at least we need to make

820
00:39:13,719 --> 00:39:16,040
Speaker 3: older friends in the hopes that when we're old we

821
00:39:16,080 --> 00:39:17,160
Speaker 3: can make younger friends.

822
00:39:17,360 --> 00:39:18,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, and they'll take care of us.

823
00:39:18,760 --> 00:39:20,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like pay it forward.

824
00:39:21,160 --> 00:39:23,439
Speaker 2: I'll feel so I feel so cool when young people

825
00:39:23,440 --> 00:39:25,240
Speaker 2: do want to be friends with me. But that will

826
00:39:25,280 --> 00:39:27,480
Speaker 2: mean a lot to me when if I'm like in

827
00:39:27,560 --> 00:39:29,400
Speaker 2: my sixties and like a thirty year old wants to

828
00:39:29,440 --> 00:39:32,239
Speaker 2: hang out with me, that'll be fucking cool. Yeah, Because

829
00:39:32,280 --> 00:39:35,040
Speaker 2: it's like it is, does bum me out that I

830
00:39:35,080 --> 00:39:38,480
Speaker 2: won't be able to have kids that are like old

831
00:39:38,520 --> 00:39:40,279
Speaker 2: adults that would be my friends, because I like my

832
00:39:40,320 --> 00:39:42,719
Speaker 2: relationship with my parents now so much, like that's been

833
00:39:42,840 --> 00:39:45,520
Speaker 2: maybe the best part of it all, and that kind

834
00:39:45,520 --> 00:39:48,279
Speaker 2: of bums me out. I wouldn't have that. So maybe

835
00:39:48,280 --> 00:39:52,520
Speaker 2: I'll adopt one when I get to my sixties, adopted child.

836
00:39:52,680 --> 00:39:54,520
Speaker 3: You have to be when you're If you're real cool

837
00:39:54,840 --> 00:39:57,440
Speaker 3: when you're in your nineties, you've got some forty year

838
00:39:57,480 --> 00:39:58,120
Speaker 3: old friends.

839
00:39:59,440 --> 00:40:02,640
Speaker 2: That's hard to maintain coolness. That late. You have to

840
00:40:02,640 --> 00:40:04,840
Speaker 2: be like a you have to be like posting on

841
00:40:04,920 --> 00:40:07,080
Speaker 2: Instagram and stuff as a ninety year old. And you

842
00:40:07,080 --> 00:40:08,760
Speaker 2: don't have to be cool prompts.

843
00:40:08,960 --> 00:40:10,600
Speaker 3: You don't have to be cool. You just have to

844
00:40:10,640 --> 00:40:14,359
Speaker 3: be a good friend. Like I'm friends with a ninety

845
00:40:14,400 --> 00:40:18,879
Speaker 3: year old woman who's my downstairs neighbor. Yeah, Irene, that's

846
00:40:18,920 --> 00:40:22,160
Speaker 3: so sweet. And she I wouldn't say she's cool. She

847
00:40:22,239 --> 00:40:25,080
Speaker 3: is pretty cool, but she's not like on Instagram or something.

848
00:40:25,120 --> 00:40:28,120
Speaker 3: She's not like keeping up with the trends, but she's

849
00:40:28,320 --> 00:40:30,440
Speaker 3: very active and she uh.

850
00:40:30,480 --> 00:40:33,399
Speaker 2: Saying I need to like make fans though to take

851
00:40:33,440 --> 00:40:33,759
Speaker 2: care of me.

852
00:40:34,160 --> 00:40:36,120
Speaker 3: You need, you need like a you need like that.

853
00:40:36,600 --> 00:40:38,319
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna be as lucky as Irene and just

854
00:40:38,360 --> 00:40:41,239
Speaker 2: like have like a neighbor boy who's like nice to me.

855
00:40:41,800 --> 00:40:44,440
Speaker 2: Like you can't guarantee that, no, no, you can't.

856
00:40:44,480 --> 00:40:47,319
Speaker 3: But she makes an effort. She makes an effort to

857
00:40:47,320 --> 00:40:49,000
Speaker 3: try to make friends. That's what it is, is that

858
00:40:49,040 --> 00:40:51,400
Speaker 3: she goes out with her dog. She walks around the

859
00:40:51,400 --> 00:40:53,960
Speaker 3: neighborhood and she talks to everybody who has a dog

860
00:40:54,080 --> 00:40:54,279
Speaker 3: or not.

861
00:40:54,360 --> 00:40:56,520
Speaker 2: You have to make an effort to make friends. It's

862
00:40:56,560 --> 00:40:58,359
Speaker 2: so shitty. Part of it. Do you do you ever

863
00:40:58,360 --> 00:41:02,959
Speaker 2: follow that Grandma Warmack or something? I forgot her name,

864
00:41:03,480 --> 00:41:09,520
Speaker 2: drasniac Oh. Here she is drawniac Grandma drawniac on Instagram.

865
00:41:09,600 --> 00:41:12,279
Speaker 2: If you aren't following her, I'm talking to every single

866
00:41:12,320 --> 00:41:15,880
Speaker 2: person right now, take out your phone and go follow

867
00:41:15,920 --> 00:41:20,160
Speaker 2: Grandma underschool score drawniac d r O n I AK.

868
00:41:20,600 --> 00:41:24,400
Speaker 2: You will not be disappointed. She is a hilarious grandma

869
00:41:24,760 --> 00:41:27,359
Speaker 2: who sets up her camera and talks about how she's

870
00:41:27,360 --> 00:41:30,040
Speaker 2: gonna slay from the grave and how she's getting ready.

871
00:41:30,120 --> 00:41:33,319
Speaker 2: She goes to pick up guys at at funerals. She

872
00:41:33,360 --> 00:41:35,719
Speaker 2: has a boyfriend she just dumped. She is a thriving,

873
00:41:36,280 --> 00:41:39,360
Speaker 2: probably ninety year old woman who is like always wearing

874
00:41:39,400 --> 00:41:42,840
Speaker 2: cute earrings. And let me just play you an example

875
00:41:42,880 --> 00:41:45,719
Speaker 2: of something she said. Okay, here we go.

876
00:41:46,320 --> 00:41:49,480
Speaker 1: Get ready with me to go on first day. This

877
00:41:49,640 --> 00:41:53,279
Speaker 1: is the first one since I dropped my boyfriend. It's

878
00:41:53,320 --> 00:41:56,800
Speaker 1: been a month, so it's time. Just fellows been wanting

879
00:41:56,840 --> 00:41:59,760
Speaker 1: to go out with me since I've been living here.

880
00:42:00,040 --> 00:42:04,399
Speaker 1: I'm feeling flirty. Why not because I am single and

881
00:42:04,440 --> 00:42:06,640
Speaker 1: he has all his feet so.

882
00:42:06,600 --> 00:42:09,439
Speaker 2: I couldn't say no. And if it works out, he's

883
00:42:09,440 --> 00:42:11,120
Speaker 2: only a few doors down.

884
00:42:11,360 --> 00:42:17,080
Speaker 1: I always see him eating bananas, so I got banana's earrings.

885
00:42:17,200 --> 00:42:20,080
Speaker 2: I never kiss on a first date, but this is

886
00:42:20,160 --> 00:42:23,560
Speaker 2: for me. I feel pretty.

887
00:42:24,120 --> 00:42:27,560
Speaker 1: Let me show you my outfit. This is my gate outfit.

888
00:42:27,800 --> 00:42:30,920
Speaker 1: If he doesn't like it, forget about him. We're going

889
00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:35,920
Speaker 1: to dinner. How original. He's gonna be here any minute.

890
00:42:36,480 --> 00:42:39,719
Speaker 1: I just came back from dinner and it didn't go well.

891
00:42:40,239 --> 00:42:42,320
Speaker 1: He tried to kiss me, but I didn't.

892
00:42:42,200 --> 00:42:42,799
Speaker 3: Try to kiss.

893
00:42:43,200 --> 00:42:46,359
Speaker 1: To throw a banana at him, but I couldn't dare

894
00:42:46,719 --> 00:42:51,160
Speaker 1: that wouldn't be lady like whatever, onto the next I

895
00:42:51,200 --> 00:42:51,560
Speaker 1: love you.

896
00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:57,400
Speaker 2: She is out there trying to get it at a

897
00:42:57,480 --> 00:42:59,439
Speaker 2: nursing home and she's going to say And the great

898
00:42:59,480 --> 00:43:02,080
Speaker 2: part is we can talk blatantly about these guys because

899
00:43:02,080 --> 00:43:05,799
Speaker 2: they're not online social media, so she can tell you

900
00:43:05,840 --> 00:43:07,759
Speaker 2: all about her date, like I couldn't do that kind

901
00:43:07,800 --> 00:43:11,880
Speaker 2: of thing. It's like she's so cute. I like, and

902
00:43:11,960 --> 00:43:14,319
Speaker 2: I've seen her kind of you know, she's like fell

903
00:43:14,719 --> 00:43:16,520
Speaker 2: I've been following for for a couple of years, and

904
00:43:16,560 --> 00:43:18,480
Speaker 2: like she was she was living on her own when

905
00:43:18,520 --> 00:43:20,160
Speaker 2: I first started following her, and now she's in a home.

906
00:43:20,200 --> 00:43:22,200
Speaker 2: But she's like having a good time and she's so cute.

907
00:43:22,239 --> 00:43:25,160
Speaker 2: And her nephew or maybe her grandson, is this other

908
00:43:25,440 --> 00:43:28,719
Speaker 2: kid who he travels. He takes day trips to like

909
00:43:28,960 --> 00:43:31,279
Speaker 2: Tokyo and shows you how to do one day in

910
00:43:31,360 --> 00:43:35,480
Speaker 2: Tokyo and like by yourself, and he's really cool and

911
00:43:35,560 --> 00:43:43,239
Speaker 2: I forget his name, But I relate to that the city, yes,

912
00:43:44,719 --> 00:43:46,839
Speaker 2: but I don't relate to making the most of it.

913
00:43:46,920 --> 00:43:50,600
Speaker 2: I relate to driving to the air from airport, hotel

914
00:43:50,760 --> 00:43:59,719
Speaker 2: to venue to hotel, fourteen Starbucks in between we gotta

915
00:43:59,719 --> 00:44:04,040
Speaker 2: go to We'll be back after this, Okay. So one

916
00:44:04,040 --> 00:44:08,560
Speaker 2: more thing I wanted to hit is that I became

917
00:44:08,680 --> 00:44:14,440
Speaker 2: I trended on TikTok nicktock. Yes, I made a video

918
00:44:14,880 --> 00:44:18,880
Speaker 2: last weekend to the Gracy Abrams song That's So True

919
00:44:19,320 --> 00:44:23,240
Speaker 2: that I love. And I've been waiting for a Gracie

920
00:44:23,280 --> 00:44:25,840
Speaker 2: song to like be a thing on TikTok and Emily

921
00:44:25,920 --> 00:44:28,960
Speaker 2: has been like patrolling it and she was like, oh

922
00:44:28,960 --> 00:44:32,000
Speaker 2: my god, Nikki, Gracie's That's So True is like a

923
00:44:32,040 --> 00:44:34,279
Speaker 2: thing on TikTok and I was like, I don't know

924
00:44:34,400 --> 00:44:36,120
Speaker 2: that song. It was like one that just came out

925
00:44:36,160 --> 00:44:38,000
Speaker 2: last week. I'm like I haven't learned it yet do

926
00:44:38,080 --> 00:44:40,400
Speaker 2: one that I know. So I just quickly learned it.

927
00:44:40,440 --> 00:44:42,440
Speaker 2: I had to like memorize it, and it took a

928
00:44:42,600 --> 00:44:45,879
Speaker 2: minute because it's fast. But I learned the second verse

929
00:44:45,920 --> 00:44:48,920
Speaker 2: that it wasn't It was just on Instagram, like I

930
00:44:48,920 --> 00:44:51,160
Speaker 2: guess people were like putting in the background of their

931
00:44:51,239 --> 00:44:53,080
Speaker 2: videos and stuff like it was just a song that

932
00:44:53,120 --> 00:44:56,560
Speaker 2: was appradic. Yes, yes, but no one was doing anything

933
00:44:56,600 --> 00:44:58,480
Speaker 2: with it that I know of that was like a

934
00:44:58,520 --> 00:45:01,520
Speaker 2: trend yet. So I just say the song, lip synced it,

935
00:45:02,080 --> 00:45:05,000
Speaker 2: and it's like it's I was in a dressing room,

936
00:45:05,040 --> 00:45:06,520
Speaker 2: so I was like, let's start in the mirror and

937
00:45:06,560 --> 00:45:08,399
Speaker 2: then I'll turn to the camera and then it's something

938
00:45:08,440 --> 00:45:10,359
Speaker 2: about taking down your hair, So I'll take down my hair,

939
00:45:10,400 --> 00:45:12,040
Speaker 2: and then it's taken off your shirt. I'll take off

940
00:45:12,080 --> 00:45:14,600
Speaker 2: my shirt. I did that once twice and then I

941
00:45:14,640 --> 00:45:16,480
Speaker 2: was like and then you go oh, And I like

942
00:45:16,640 --> 00:45:18,600
Speaker 2: asked Andrew to stand on the side so I would

943
00:45:18,680 --> 00:45:20,319
Speaker 2: I would like be like oh to him and he

944
00:45:20,320 --> 00:45:22,440
Speaker 2: would be like what and then so it was just

945
00:45:22,480 --> 00:45:24,960
Speaker 2: like a fun like series of things that we timed

946
00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:27,440
Speaker 2: out and I didn't cut. But at first Emily and

947
00:45:27,440 --> 00:45:29,560
Speaker 2: I were cutting it so I could memorize each little

948
00:45:29,600 --> 00:45:32,319
Speaker 2: part because I can't remember the whole thing. And then

949
00:45:32,360 --> 00:45:33,759
Speaker 2: we were like, no, let's just try to do it

950
00:45:33,800 --> 00:45:37,520
Speaker 2: in one take. And I did it finally, and then

951
00:45:37,640 --> 00:45:41,240
Speaker 2: I think in Gracie posted it, which was so cool,

952
00:45:41,560 --> 00:45:44,400
Speaker 2: and then commented on and commented on it and said like,

953
00:45:44,480 --> 00:45:46,920
Speaker 2: this is my like dream music video, and it was

954
00:45:47,000 --> 00:45:50,600
Speaker 2: like Emily. Emily was like crazy, commented like an hour

955
00:45:50,640 --> 00:45:55,200
Speaker 2: after we posted it was so nice. And then uh.

956
00:45:55,239 --> 00:45:57,719
Speaker 2: And then a couple of days later, like she Emily's like,

957
00:45:58,200 --> 00:46:01,719
Speaker 2: not you like starting a TikTok trend. That's how I'm like,

958
00:46:02,080 --> 00:46:03,920
Speaker 2: you know, like, oh my god, not you starting a

959
00:46:03,960 --> 00:46:07,920
Speaker 2: TikTok trend. And then she would send me all these

960
00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:10,040
Speaker 2: videos of people doing it where they start looking in

961
00:46:10,080 --> 00:46:12,359
Speaker 2: the mirror and then they turn they take down their hair,

962
00:46:12,760 --> 00:46:17,080
Speaker 2: and then they take off their shirt and then they

963
00:46:17,080 --> 00:46:19,759
Speaker 2: go once twice and then the rest of it. I

964
00:46:19,760 --> 00:46:23,080
Speaker 2: didn't do many funny things or whatever, but and people

965
00:46:23,080 --> 00:46:25,520
Speaker 2: are doing this and recreating it was so touching and

966
00:46:25,800 --> 00:46:27,520
Speaker 2: it was just like a bunch of random people. And

967
00:46:27,560 --> 00:46:32,160
Speaker 2: then today I woke up to Emily saying, let me

968
00:46:32,200 --> 00:46:34,960
Speaker 2: go back for on the feed because I've been like,

969
00:46:35,360 --> 00:46:37,879
Speaker 2: I lost my dress and she's like, don't panic, We're

970
00:46:37,880 --> 00:46:40,680
Speaker 2: gonna figure it out, Okay, She wrote six twenty six

971
00:46:40,719 --> 00:46:43,960
Speaker 2: am waking up to see see Hamilton doing your trend.

972
00:46:44,200 --> 00:46:48,280
Speaker 2: PLS please, And then she sends me it's so funny.

973
00:46:48,280 --> 00:46:51,040
Speaker 2: I love the way she texts. I love the way

974
00:46:51,080 --> 00:46:55,799
Speaker 2: she talks. She sent me a video on Instagram of

975
00:46:55,840 --> 00:47:00,759
Speaker 2: someone's like tour video, like a tour recap, speaking of

976
00:47:00,760 --> 00:47:05,560
Speaker 2: how she talks, and she and I have joked about

977
00:47:05,560 --> 00:47:08,400
Speaker 2: her leaving me for this person someday because I'm like,

978
00:47:08,440 --> 00:47:10,000
Speaker 2: that's just how it works, Like, if you ever get

979
00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:13,840
Speaker 2: offered to work for this megastar, you should go, you know, like,

980
00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:16,279
Speaker 2: and she really is a fan of this megastar. So

981
00:47:16,280 --> 00:47:19,239
Speaker 2: she sent me the megastars a reel that they had

982
00:47:19,280 --> 00:47:25,000
Speaker 2: posted of like a recap of their tour, and she goes, wait,

983
00:47:25,120 --> 00:47:28,120
Speaker 2: why are our tour recaps one hundred times better than this?

984
00:47:28,440 --> 00:47:33,719
Speaker 2: PLS capitalized please tbt tbt to when you said you'll

985
00:47:33,760 --> 00:47:36,600
Speaker 2: leave me one day to work for blank like and

986
00:47:36,640 --> 00:47:41,680
Speaker 2: then all caps naw girl, please, PLS please The word

987
00:47:41,719 --> 00:47:44,319
Speaker 2: written out in all caps please, as in never, and

988
00:47:44,360 --> 00:47:48,719
Speaker 2: then that's in like stars and I go, oh my god,

989
00:47:48,760 --> 00:47:51,680
Speaker 2: you should totally leave me. This girl needs help. I

990
00:47:51,680 --> 00:47:53,880
Speaker 2: wouldn't blame you. And she was like, and then she

991
00:47:54,000 --> 00:47:56,440
Speaker 2: freaked out because she thought that I was really she

992
00:47:56,600 --> 00:47:58,759
Speaker 2: was really she thought that I thought she was saying

993
00:47:58,760 --> 00:48:00,600
Speaker 2: she was leaving me for this girl or something, or

994
00:48:00,640 --> 00:48:03,040
Speaker 2: that she would and I was like, first of all,

995
00:48:03,320 --> 00:48:04,840
Speaker 2: I didn't think that, like why would you say that

996
00:48:04,880 --> 00:48:07,560
Speaker 2: to me? And you should if you ever get the opportunity,

997
00:48:07,560 --> 00:48:10,480
Speaker 2: I would be like very happy for you. But then

998
00:48:10,520 --> 00:48:12,680
Speaker 2: she like, then I went into a plates class and

999
00:48:12,680 --> 00:48:14,120
Speaker 2: she was like, wait, Nikki, you know I'm joking, right,

1000
00:48:14,160 --> 00:48:16,680
Speaker 2: And I was like, I was in this class. And

1001
00:48:16,719 --> 00:48:20,040
Speaker 2: so she said she spiraled in her therapy session about it,

1002
00:48:20,600 --> 00:48:23,560
Speaker 2: and that made me so sad, and I'm like, she goes,

1003
00:48:23,680 --> 00:48:25,040
Speaker 2: that's just the way I talk. You know that I

1004
00:48:25,080 --> 00:48:27,360
Speaker 2: wasn't actually saying that. I was saying like like please,

1005
00:48:27,440 --> 00:48:29,200
Speaker 2: like oh my god, like I wasn't saying please let

1006
00:48:29,280 --> 00:48:32,400
Speaker 2: it happen. And I was like, no, girl, I know

1007
00:48:32,440 --> 00:48:36,719
Speaker 2: how you talk. Now you She is very sweet. But

1008
00:48:36,800 --> 00:48:39,400
Speaker 2: Hamilton did my trend.

1009
00:48:39,600 --> 00:48:42,759
Speaker 3: That's amazing. And I like the cast of Hamilton.

1010
00:48:43,200 --> 00:48:44,879
Speaker 2: I mean I didn't watch it yet because I'm too

1011
00:48:44,880 --> 00:48:47,319
Speaker 2: nervous because it's just like too much for me. But yeah,

1012
00:48:47,320 --> 00:48:51,719
Speaker 2: the dude, I'm watching it now. Yeah they did. They

1013
00:48:51,719 --> 00:48:52,600
Speaker 2: started in the mirror.

1014
00:48:55,040 --> 00:48:55,680
Speaker 3: I like her.

1015
00:48:55,760 --> 00:48:58,400
Speaker 2: She's so fun. Wait I think I hate her. I'm not.

1016
00:48:58,640 --> 00:49:04,120
Speaker 2: Oh my god, So it's one person from Hamilton. Yes,

1017
00:49:04,760 --> 00:49:14,480
Speaker 2: not my business, but I had to, Okay, I hope

1018
00:49:14,480 --> 00:49:17,319
Speaker 2: we don't get like a strike. This song music so much,

1019
00:49:19,360 --> 00:49:26,399
Speaker 2: it goes on and on. It's she did it good.

1020
00:49:30,040 --> 00:49:31,879
Speaker 2: I can't see it really. Oh she did a cool

1021
00:49:31,920 --> 00:49:35,320
Speaker 2: wall thing that I should have done. I mean it.

1022
00:49:35,400 --> 00:49:35,480
Speaker 1: So.

1023
00:49:35,640 --> 00:49:39,680
Speaker 3: Is that Hamilton video on TikTok yes? Is that like

1024
00:49:39,840 --> 00:49:42,880
Speaker 3: reposted with Nicki's original sound or is that no?

1025
00:49:43,480 --> 00:49:46,560
Speaker 4: I think it's so on YouTube. I played it while

1026
00:49:46,640 --> 00:49:48,320
Speaker 4: Nicky was talking about it. So if anyone wants to

1027
00:49:48,320 --> 00:49:50,680
Speaker 4: see a Plea YouTube channel, if you don't want to go.

1028
00:49:50,640 --> 00:49:53,399
Speaker 2: On reposted with my sound, I think it's just reposted

1029
00:49:53,480 --> 00:49:56,839
Speaker 2: with No, it's it's reposted with her music. So they

1030
00:49:57,080 --> 00:49:58,160
Speaker 2: you do it to her music.

1031
00:49:58,400 --> 00:50:01,160
Speaker 3: But you created choreography, Yes, I can.

1032
00:50:04,160 --> 00:50:06,960
Speaker 2: Which is the most ironic thing that's could ever be

1033
00:50:07,000 --> 00:50:10,360
Speaker 2: said about anything that I've done. Is like a choreography.

1034
00:50:10,440 --> 00:50:12,840
Speaker 2: But yes, I did I invented, and I want to

1035
00:50:12,880 --> 00:50:14,799
Speaker 2: do more because I have to be honest with you.

1036
00:50:15,680 --> 00:50:19,520
Speaker 2: This this is my talent. This is my biggest Like

1037
00:50:19,640 --> 00:50:24,959
Speaker 2: I think that I am the probably capable of being

1038
00:50:24,960 --> 00:50:26,959
Speaker 2: I think I need a lot of practice, but being

1039
00:50:27,040 --> 00:50:31,359
Speaker 2: one of the best lip synkers to songs and then

1040
00:50:31,600 --> 00:50:35,520
Speaker 2: doing things while I'm lip syncing that really sell the words.

1041
00:50:36,600 --> 00:50:38,520
Speaker 3: I mean, You're gonna be better than a lot of people.

1042
00:50:38,520 --> 00:50:40,640
Speaker 3: I mean I see people like the hottest girls on

1043
00:50:40,719 --> 00:50:43,239
Speaker 3: TikTok are the worst lip syncers, and they have the

1044
00:50:43,239 --> 00:50:47,719
Speaker 3: most views like the wow aren't even moving Like it's

1045
00:50:47,760 --> 00:50:49,799
Speaker 3: like they're not even trying to say the words. It's

1046
00:50:49,840 --> 00:50:52,320
Speaker 3: like they're purposely a little bit late and not saying

1047
00:50:52,360 --> 00:50:54,080
Speaker 3: like they say like half the word, Like if the

1048
00:50:54,080 --> 00:50:56,640
Speaker 3: word is jacket, their mouth will just say like jack.

1049
00:50:56,800 --> 00:51:00,279
Speaker 2: It is confounding why these are it's just because they're hot,

1050
00:51:00,400 --> 00:51:02,960
Speaker 2: and it's like it's really distracting. I can't stand when

1051
00:51:03,000 --> 00:51:05,160
Speaker 2: the sound is off. In fact, Emily, like Emily has

1052
00:51:05,160 --> 00:51:07,560
Speaker 2: grown up watching these videos of girls like with like

1053
00:51:07,640 --> 00:51:10,560
Speaker 2: a half a second lag, and so it's normal to them.

1054
00:51:10,600 --> 00:51:13,040
Speaker 2: It's like it isn't jarring to look at for me,

1055
00:51:13,120 --> 00:51:16,800
Speaker 2: I'm like, do it right. So Emily has one time

1056
00:51:16,920 --> 00:51:19,920
Speaker 2: posted one that was like a point zero zero one

1057
00:51:20,000 --> 00:51:23,080
Speaker 2: second off, and literally only I would notice it because

1058
00:51:23,120 --> 00:51:26,560
Speaker 2: I am obsessed about it being perfectly on, and I

1059
00:51:26,640 --> 00:51:28,200
Speaker 2: was like, hey girl, you need to take that down.

1060
00:51:28,200 --> 00:51:29,960
Speaker 2: And she was like she was horrified, and I was like,

1061
00:51:30,000 --> 00:51:32,040
Speaker 2: you're allowed to make a mistake like this is and

1062
00:51:32,200 --> 00:51:34,239
Speaker 2: you didn't notice. I wouldn't expect you to notice because

1063
00:51:34,239 --> 00:51:38,000
Speaker 2: you're I I'm I'm weird about this. I would I'm

1064
00:51:38,280 --> 00:51:40,520
Speaker 2: I'm as, you're not supposed to say, oh CD, this

1065
00:51:40,600 --> 00:51:43,319
Speaker 2: is my Like, uh, I'm not okay with it being

1066
00:51:43,360 --> 00:51:45,600
Speaker 2: a little bit off, but but I see it all

1067
00:51:45,640 --> 00:51:50,399
Speaker 2: the time. Yeah, it's almost like rarely see one that's good.

1068
00:51:51,000 --> 00:51:53,719
Speaker 2: The talking ones are very very difficult, that's the thing.

1069
00:51:53,840 --> 00:51:57,160
Speaker 2: Talking ones are impossible. Singing ones not so hard because

1070
00:51:57,200 --> 00:52:01,120
Speaker 2: you're on a beat, but talking finding the rhythm, there's

1071
00:52:01,200 --> 00:52:02,799
Speaker 2: no rhyme or reason for it, so you just have

1072
00:52:02,840 --> 00:52:05,200
Speaker 2: to like kind of either. So sometimes I've done a

1073
00:52:05,239 --> 00:52:07,000
Speaker 2: thing where I'm like, keep a beat with my hand

1074
00:52:07,080 --> 00:52:08,680
Speaker 2: and I count the seconds and I go, okay, before

1075
00:52:09,000 --> 00:52:11,000
Speaker 2: between I say these sentences, it's going to be three

1076
00:52:11,000 --> 00:52:13,959
Speaker 2: of these because otherwise you don't. You can't know it.

1077
00:52:15,360 --> 00:52:17,160
Speaker 3: Well, you know who they are, you know. I mean

1078
00:52:17,160 --> 00:52:18,520
Speaker 3: like Sarah Cooper remember.

1079
00:52:18,280 --> 00:52:20,560
Speaker 2: Her from Oh she was great at it?

1080
00:52:20,880 --> 00:52:23,640
Speaker 3: I mean she still is. What's she doing now, Sarah Cooper?

1081
00:52:23,880 --> 00:52:25,160
Speaker 3: Haven't heard from her in a while?

1082
00:52:25,360 --> 00:52:27,360
Speaker 2: She was everywhere?

1083
00:52:27,680 --> 00:52:31,239
Speaker 3: Yeah in twenty in the last election twenty twenty one. Yeah, no, no,

1084
00:52:31,320 --> 00:52:33,759
Speaker 3: it was actually there was during COVID. Yes, it was

1085
00:52:33,800 --> 00:52:36,120
Speaker 3: like before the election. I think was when it really

1086
00:52:36,200 --> 00:52:40,920
Speaker 3: peaked twenty twenty, pre election, during COVID, while Trump was

1087
00:52:40,960 --> 00:52:43,920
Speaker 3: still president, she was doing those lip sync videos. What

1088
00:52:44,120 --> 00:52:47,520
Speaker 3: happened to her? I wonder what happened to her? Is

1089
00:52:47,560 --> 00:52:51,359
Speaker 3: she writing for something? Maybe I haven't seen or heard

1090
00:52:51,400 --> 00:52:52,040
Speaker 3: from her in a while.

1091
00:52:52,120 --> 00:52:55,200
Speaker 2: I know, I don't know the answer to this. Should

1092
00:52:55,239 --> 00:52:59,560
Speaker 2: we file a missing person's report? I'm now realizing, oh

1093
00:52:59,600 --> 00:53:03,200
Speaker 2: my god, I don't know where she is? Yeah, yeah,

1094
00:53:03,239 --> 00:53:06,319
Speaker 2: final thought, Sarah Cooper, where are you? I'm sure you're

1095
00:53:06,320 --> 00:53:09,880
Speaker 2: still working. The thing is, I will forget about people

1096
00:53:10,000 --> 00:53:12,160
Speaker 2: all the time, as I'm sure people forget about me.

1097
00:53:12,239 --> 00:53:14,239
Speaker 2: Like sometimes I'll be like, oh my god, I used

1098
00:53:14,280 --> 00:53:17,200
Speaker 2: to be like really obsessed with this thing, or like,

1099
00:53:17,560 --> 00:53:19,759
Speaker 2: oh I used to be you know, comparing myself to

1100
00:53:19,800 --> 00:53:21,560
Speaker 2: this girl or this guy a lot, and I don't

1101
00:53:21,560 --> 00:53:23,279
Speaker 2: see them anymore. Are they still doing stuff? And then

1102
00:53:23,320 --> 00:53:25,719
Speaker 2: I go and they have a full career, They're still

1103
00:53:25,840 --> 00:53:28,200
Speaker 2: charging a head as much as they were. It's like

1104
00:53:28,280 --> 00:53:32,040
Speaker 2: the algorithm knew that I wasn't interested anymore or something

1105
00:53:32,160 --> 00:53:34,799
Speaker 2: or like, and I've even talked about this, If you

1106
00:53:34,920 --> 00:53:40,120
Speaker 2: mute someone, they go away forever, like you do not

1107
00:53:41,040 --> 00:53:44,640
Speaker 2: see them anymore, Like you don't realize how muting a

1108
00:53:44,719 --> 00:53:48,400
Speaker 2: person that is triggering to you truly makes them not

1109
00:53:48,440 --> 00:53:50,919
Speaker 2: exist in your life within a week, like I would

1110
00:53:50,960 --> 00:53:54,000
Speaker 2: say even sooner, because I have a joke in my

1111
00:53:54,040 --> 00:53:55,719
Speaker 2: act about it right now that I'm trying to work on.

1112
00:53:55,800 --> 00:54:00,920
Speaker 2: But it's like I muted a friend because during COVID

1113
00:54:00,920 --> 00:54:03,239
Speaker 2: because her life was growing great, and it just I

1114
00:54:03,320 --> 00:54:05,239
Speaker 2: just was tired of seeing it, you know, And I

1115
00:54:05,320 --> 00:54:07,439
Speaker 2: was like, oh, I'll just unmute her when I'm more

1116
00:54:07,480 --> 00:54:11,680
Speaker 2: mentally stable, because like it's all about me, right, And

1117
00:54:11,719 --> 00:54:13,480
Speaker 2: then I didn't because I forgot because as soon as

1118
00:54:13,520 --> 00:54:17,080
Speaker 2: I muted her, she disappeared from my thoughts. She wasn't

1119
00:54:17,080 --> 00:54:20,000
Speaker 2: a person I ever even knew, so in that time,

1120
00:54:21,000 --> 00:54:24,719
Speaker 2: like she got married and had a baby, and like

1121
00:54:24,760 --> 00:54:27,680
Speaker 2: this was a friend of mine and like had like

1122
00:54:27,800 --> 00:54:30,359
Speaker 2: really cool things happened in her career, and it's someone

1123
00:54:30,480 --> 00:54:32,359
Speaker 2: if if I would have seen that happening, I would

1124
00:54:32,400 --> 00:54:35,719
Speaker 2: have texted them to be like congratulations, are like been

1125
00:54:35,760 --> 00:54:39,279
Speaker 2: a friend. But because they disappeared, I didn't know she

1126
00:54:39,360 --> 00:54:41,960
Speaker 2: had a baby and she's like a friend of mine,

1127
00:54:42,560 --> 00:54:44,920
Speaker 2: and and then I saw her. I ran into her

1128
00:54:44,920 --> 00:54:47,919
Speaker 2: and she was like, yeah, I had a baby. I'm like, oh.

1129
00:54:48,000 --> 00:54:49,880
Speaker 2: And you run into the person and you realize, oh

1130
00:54:49,880 --> 00:54:51,319
Speaker 2: my god, I don't know anything about their life. Oh

1131
00:54:51,360 --> 00:54:52,839
Speaker 2: my god, I think I muted them. Oh my god.

1132
00:54:52,880 --> 00:54:54,960
Speaker 2: Do they know I muted them? Because I haven't liked anything,

1133
00:54:55,000 --> 00:54:57,160
Speaker 2: Like that's a clear indication, and they don't.

1134
00:54:56,960 --> 00:55:01,000
Speaker 3: Fucking know noticed that someone's sting.

1135
00:55:01,080 --> 00:55:05,080
Speaker 2: I will say that a crazy person good. But this

1136
00:55:05,080 --> 00:55:06,160
Speaker 2: person wasn't crazy though.

1137
00:55:06,400 --> 00:55:09,520
Speaker 3: But you just assume that you have so many followers

1138
00:55:09,560 --> 00:55:11,560
Speaker 3: and that your your Instagram is probably so busy, and

1139
00:55:11,680 --> 00:55:13,680
Speaker 3: probably and most of the people would assume that you're

1140
00:55:13,719 --> 00:55:15,719
Speaker 3: not even looking at your Instagram anymore, that someone else

1141
00:55:15,760 --> 00:55:17,799
Speaker 3: like gen ZM is in control of it, and so

1142
00:55:18,600 --> 00:55:22,120
Speaker 3: there's so many excuses that you have for posts.

1143
00:55:22,400 --> 00:55:24,560
Speaker 4: I'm going to remind you of what you have always

1144
00:55:24,560 --> 00:55:27,760
Speaker 4: told me that always sticks in front of my mind

1145
00:55:28,200 --> 00:55:31,359
Speaker 4: and I constantly think about it. Is that like she's

1146
00:55:31,440 --> 00:55:34,879
Speaker 4: not thinking about you. She's like, you know, it's it's

1147
00:55:34,920 --> 00:55:36,360
Speaker 4: not your wedding, it's her wedding.

1148
00:55:37,280 --> 00:55:42,160
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, but I will say that if I I

1149
00:55:42,480 --> 00:55:45,239
Speaker 2: guess when I I don't feel this way about this

1150
00:55:45,239 --> 00:55:48,239
Speaker 2: person anymore because we aren't friends anymore, not like it's

1151
00:55:48,280 --> 00:55:49,920
Speaker 2: like we had bad blood or something like we just

1152
00:55:50,040 --> 00:55:52,239
Speaker 2: I would if she was pregnant. Now I wouldn't text her.

1153
00:55:52,320 --> 00:55:53,960
Speaker 2: It's like we're not close anymore. But at this time

1154
00:55:54,000 --> 00:55:57,080
Speaker 2: that we were close, And I just think I thought

1155
00:55:57,120 --> 00:55:59,919
Speaker 2: at that time, if if the tables were turned, would

1156
00:55:59,920 --> 00:56:01,960
Speaker 2: I've been like, why didn't she like reach out and

1157
00:56:02,000 --> 00:56:04,319
Speaker 2: say congrats on your baby? I think I would have

1158
00:56:04,400 --> 00:56:07,360
Speaker 2: thought that. So I think that's why I was like, oh, okay,

1159
00:56:07,520 --> 00:56:09,000
Speaker 2: I maybe would have been that child of a person.

1160
00:56:09,200 --> 00:56:11,279
Speaker 2: But you're right, Noah, like most of the time, no,

1161
00:56:11,400 --> 00:56:14,360
Speaker 2: trust she I don't know how all consuming being a

1162
00:56:14,400 --> 00:56:19,120
Speaker 2: mom is. She doesn't remember anything. Yeah, yeah, as you shouldn't.

1163
00:56:19,560 --> 00:56:23,480
Speaker 2: There's a pregnant woman today in my pilates class. Shout out. Oh, like,

1164
00:56:23,840 --> 00:56:26,239
Speaker 2: I can't believe you were doing that. I can't believe

1165
00:56:26,280 --> 00:56:29,160
Speaker 2: you were doing that. And did you have to pay double?

1166
00:56:29,200 --> 00:56:32,640
Speaker 2: Because we live in Missouri where a fetus is a person. Yeah,

1167
00:56:32,680 --> 00:56:34,480
Speaker 2: did you have to pay double? I think you should?

1168
00:56:34,800 --> 00:56:35,560
Speaker 2: I think you should.

1169
00:56:37,600 --> 00:56:39,719
Speaker 3: Can I just give a Sarah Cooper update.

1170
00:56:40,560 --> 00:56:41,279
Speaker 2: We're dying to know.

1171
00:56:41,560 --> 00:56:46,000
Speaker 3: Yes, she's working a lot, Okay. Sarah Cooper released a

1172
00:56:46,040 --> 00:56:48,919
Speaker 3: memoir in twenty twenty three called Foolish that's got four

1173
00:56:48,920 --> 00:56:51,160
Speaker 3: point four out of five stars on Amazon right now.

1174
00:56:51,560 --> 00:56:56,840
Speaker 3: Very good, very good. She was in Unfrosted the Jerry Side.

1175
00:56:57,760 --> 00:56:59,160
Speaker 2: I knew that. I saw on that. She was good.

1176
00:56:59,400 --> 00:57:04,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, she uh, she was doing something.

1177
00:57:06,840 --> 00:57:08,760
Speaker 2: And then but she touring?

1178
00:57:08,840 --> 00:57:09,320
Speaker 1: Is she is?

1179
00:57:09,360 --> 00:57:09,600
Speaker 3: She? Like?

1180
00:57:09,719 --> 00:57:10,480
Speaker 2: What's her Instagram?

1181
00:57:10,480 --> 00:57:10,600
Speaker 4: Like?

1182
00:57:10,640 --> 00:57:14,960
Speaker 3: Is she doing her Instagram doesn't have four days ago?

1183
00:57:15,080 --> 00:57:19,760
Speaker 3: She posted a she's not really posting lip syncs anymore.

1184
00:57:19,760 --> 00:57:22,439
Speaker 3: I don't think so. Maybe she's moved on from there,

1185
00:57:22,520 --> 00:57:25,840
Speaker 3: but she's up. You know what happens. I'll girl, once

1186
00:57:25,920 --> 00:57:31,040
Speaker 3: you once you reach a certain level, based like Scott Seis.

1187
00:57:31,040 --> 00:57:33,560
Speaker 3: You know Scott Seiss. Yeah, so he kind of did

1188
00:57:33,600 --> 00:57:37,320
Speaker 3: a similar thing where it's like nobody really wants to

1189
00:57:37,480 --> 00:57:43,080
Speaker 3: be posting that frequently content to Instagram. So once you

1190
00:57:43,200 --> 00:57:44,880
Speaker 3: reach a certain level and you're like, oh, i'm selling

1191
00:57:44,920 --> 00:57:46,880
Speaker 3: tickets now I can move on to my other projects.

1192
00:57:47,160 --> 00:57:49,640
Speaker 3: You just stop posting stuff, or you post something once

1193
00:57:49,720 --> 00:57:54,000
Speaker 3: every few months maybe, and it's fine, your followers stay

1194
00:57:54,040 --> 00:57:57,240
Speaker 3: the same. Now, there's also the other route, like what

1195
00:57:57,320 --> 00:58:00,000
Speaker 3: you're doing, where you hire a team to help you

1196
00:58:00,200 --> 00:58:04,480
Speaker 3: now keep with all the right But you know, for them,

1197
00:58:04,600 --> 00:58:06,960
Speaker 3: I don't think it's like as as helpful for them

1198
00:58:07,000 --> 00:58:09,880
Speaker 3: to do that, Like they're they have a different type

1199
00:58:09,880 --> 00:58:11,640
Speaker 3: of career than you right now anyway.

1200
00:58:11,800 --> 00:58:13,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, And and that's not easy to do, by

1201
00:58:13,960 --> 00:58:17,080
Speaker 2: the way, to find someone to do that. And also,

1202
00:58:17,400 --> 00:58:19,320
Speaker 2: I mean I'm still struggling with it. Even though she's

1203
00:58:19,360 --> 00:58:21,360
Speaker 2: like I will do anything for you, I'm like, I

1204
00:58:22,160 --> 00:58:23,640
Speaker 2: don't know what to make. I don't know what to make,

1205
00:58:23,680 --> 00:58:25,760
Speaker 2: Like me making that video that night, like I was

1206
00:58:25,960 --> 00:58:28,000
Speaker 2: just in the right mood to do it. It was

1207
00:58:28,000 --> 00:58:29,760
Speaker 2: a song that I'd been waiting, a song that I

1208
00:58:29,840 --> 00:58:33,400
Speaker 2: knew and I was excited about. Like it's I just

1209
00:58:33,440 --> 00:58:35,600
Speaker 2: have to be so to wake up every day and

1210
00:58:35,680 --> 00:58:37,240
Speaker 2: have to feel like you would have to make content.

1211
00:58:37,360 --> 00:58:39,800
Speaker 2: I really like that's a feel for these people.

1212
00:58:39,920 --> 00:58:44,360
Speaker 3: Well, that's why there's hot. And I think there's three

1213
00:58:44,400 --> 00:58:47,600
Speaker 3: types of people. I think there's people like you who

1214
00:58:47,640 --> 00:58:50,880
Speaker 3: are now like you're You're not a person anymore. You

1215
00:58:50,920 --> 00:58:54,800
Speaker 3: are like an industry. You're you are Nikki Glazer the

1216
00:58:54,840 --> 00:58:58,360
Speaker 3: concept and online that needs to be like a company,

1217
00:58:58,600 --> 00:59:01,280
Speaker 3: like you're like Coca Cola release seeing like ads every

1218
00:59:01,400 --> 00:59:04,800
Speaker 3: day for selling tickets to your comedy shows. Yeah, that's

1219
00:59:05,000 --> 00:59:06,960
Speaker 3: the key to be right. And you're a commodity. That's

1220
00:59:06,960 --> 00:59:09,600
Speaker 3: a better word than saying you're not a person. You're

1221
00:59:09,640 --> 00:59:13,200
Speaker 3: a commodity. And then there's below that, there's two types

1222
00:59:13,240 --> 00:59:16,880
Speaker 3: of people. There's people who make content for the purpose

1223
00:59:16,960 --> 00:59:20,160
Speaker 3: of raising their profiles so that they can do something else,

1224
00:59:20,480 --> 00:59:23,520
Speaker 3: and then there are people who are on the internet.

1225
00:59:23,600 --> 00:59:27,120
Speaker 3: They are Internet personalities that will have to be making

1226
00:59:27,200 --> 00:59:31,360
Speaker 3: content every day for the rest of their lives because

1227
00:59:31,400 --> 00:59:33,760
Speaker 3: the second they stop, the money stops coming in.

1228
00:59:34,400 --> 00:59:35,000
Speaker 2: Oh my god.

1229
00:59:35,640 --> 00:59:38,120
Speaker 3: And both of them are equally as risky because you

1230
00:59:38,200 --> 00:59:40,720
Speaker 3: might not get any money from doing jobs in this

1231
00:59:40,920 --> 00:59:45,360
Speaker 3: hellish industry. Or if you stop running on the hamster wheel,

1232
00:59:45,360 --> 00:59:47,160
Speaker 3: you'll stop getting money because you won't get that ad

1233
00:59:47,200 --> 00:59:48,840
Speaker 3: revenue or that Patreon or whatever.

1234
00:59:49,640 --> 00:59:53,760
Speaker 2: Oh my god, it's all hard. I'm writing this Joan

1235
00:59:53,840 --> 01:00:00,040
Speaker 2: Rivers thing speech that I'm giving on Thursday and going

1236
01:00:00,080 --> 01:00:05,440
Speaker 2: through old jokes of hers about like aging and thinking

1237
01:00:05,480 --> 01:00:07,040
Speaker 2: about like what it meant to me and what it

1238
01:00:07,080 --> 01:00:09,160
Speaker 2: means to me that she was like so open about

1239
01:00:09,200 --> 01:00:14,480
Speaker 2: it and and how like it was. It's like, you know,

1240
01:00:14,560 --> 01:00:16,720
Speaker 2: she's passing down wisdom of like here's what's gonna happen

1241
01:00:16,720 --> 01:00:19,400
Speaker 2: to your bodies, ladies. But here's like some really visceral

1242
01:00:19,520 --> 01:00:23,360
Speaker 2: jokes about it, you know, Like one is like I

1243
01:00:23,400 --> 01:00:25,680
Speaker 2: took off my bra the other day, or I took

1244
01:00:25,680 --> 01:00:27,680
Speaker 2: off my swimsuit at the beach the other day and

1245
01:00:27,960 --> 01:00:36,000
Speaker 2: clubbed a baby seal, and uh, there's just tons, there's

1246
01:00:36,040 --> 01:00:38,840
Speaker 2: not I mean, I'm I'm mad that I can't remember

1247
01:00:38,880 --> 01:00:41,160
Speaker 2: them all right now? What was? What was another one

1248
01:00:41,160 --> 01:00:44,440
Speaker 2: that was? But anyway, so I'm like I'm like thinking,

1249
01:00:44,480 --> 01:00:46,640
Speaker 2: I'm trying to, like animal the English major in me

1250
01:00:46,720 --> 01:00:48,120
Speaker 2: is like writing a paper right now. I'm like I

1251
01:00:48,120 --> 01:00:51,080
Speaker 2: have to say something about all of this, Like I

1252
01:00:51,080 --> 01:00:53,680
Speaker 2: can't just be like here's Jones jokes and then here's

1253
01:00:53,720 --> 01:00:57,200
Speaker 2: my jokes, Like I want to say something or like

1254
01:00:57,240 --> 01:01:01,240
Speaker 2: continue the conversation that she started. But I'm like landing

1255
01:01:01,280 --> 01:01:04,440
Speaker 2: on like I mean, I guess the thesis that I've

1256
01:01:04,480 --> 01:01:08,280
Speaker 2: always landed on, which is being pretty rules and when

1257
01:01:08,320 --> 01:01:12,800
Speaker 2: you're not, you develop other things to make people like

1258
01:01:12,840 --> 01:01:15,160
Speaker 2: you just as much. And I and my whole thesis

1259
01:01:15,200 --> 01:01:16,800
Speaker 2: is like, Joan wouldn't be funny if she thought she

1260
01:01:16,840 --> 01:01:20,680
Speaker 2: was pretty and the and I have the receipts to

1261
01:01:20,720 --> 01:01:23,880
Speaker 2: prove it. I'm like, cause I even wrote in the thing,

1262
01:01:23,880 --> 01:01:26,000
Speaker 2: I'm like, who knows if it'll make the final one,

1263
01:01:26,040 --> 01:01:28,959
Speaker 2: but I just wrote today I was like, Joan, let

1264
01:01:29,040 --> 01:01:30,800
Speaker 2: I'm gonna say that I don't think Joan would have

1265
01:01:30,840 --> 01:01:34,360
Speaker 2: been a comedian if she thought she was pretty. And

1266
01:01:34,520 --> 01:01:38,040
Speaker 2: I and that's not just speculation, there's proof, here's all

1267
01:01:38,080 --> 01:01:39,960
Speaker 2: the proof. And then here's this joke. Here's the joke.

1268
01:01:39,960 --> 01:01:41,440
Speaker 2: You would not write these jokes if you thought you

1269
01:01:41,440 --> 01:01:45,880
Speaker 2: were pretty. And and then also but then she has

1270
01:01:45,920 --> 01:01:48,360
Speaker 2: this one joke where she's like says something and about

1271
01:01:48,360 --> 01:01:50,440
Speaker 2: a front. She was like, I heard this woman did

1272
01:01:50,520 --> 01:01:53,400
Speaker 2: this surgery for this and she was like, don't laugh.

1273
01:01:54,160 --> 01:01:56,600
Speaker 2: It was me, And I'm like the realist part of

1274
01:01:56,640 --> 01:02:00,560
Speaker 2: this joke is don't laugh, because like she she obviously

1275
01:02:00,600 --> 01:02:02,240
Speaker 2: wants you to laugh because it's joke, but like she's

1276
01:02:02,280 --> 01:02:04,840
Speaker 2: also like, don't laugh at this person that I'm describing

1277
01:02:04,960 --> 01:02:06,800
Speaker 2: because she talks about a plastic surgeries too, which she

1278
01:02:06,800 --> 01:02:10,200
Speaker 2: always got mocked for. Like I'm like she was a model,

1279
01:02:10,280 --> 01:02:12,920
Speaker 2: she was, like she mocked a lot of people, obviously

1280
01:02:12,960 --> 01:02:14,840
Speaker 2: on the red carpet and stuff, but she was made

1281
01:02:14,880 --> 01:02:17,480
Speaker 2: fun of so much for her plastic surgery. Like she

1282
01:02:17,760 --> 01:02:20,200
Speaker 2: was the punchline to like, if you need a person

1283
01:02:20,240 --> 01:02:23,880
Speaker 2: that has had bad plastic surgery, you say Joan River's name. Yeah,

1284
01:02:23,920 --> 01:02:26,240
Speaker 2: And all she was trying to do was stay beautiful.

1285
01:02:26,280 --> 01:02:28,200
Speaker 2: All she wanted was to be pretty. That's all she

1286
01:02:28,320 --> 01:02:31,160
Speaker 2: wanted and then said she got made fun of for

1287
01:02:31,240 --> 01:02:34,240
Speaker 2: her efforts to do so, and it's just so sad.

1288
01:02:34,800 --> 01:02:37,240
Speaker 2: And but in the in the speech, I'm gonna mention

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Speaker 2: doctor Diamond's name twice so that I get like I

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Speaker 2: save some money on because it's gonna be on NBC,

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Speaker 2: Like he's gonna get promotion from it. So I'm gonna

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Speaker 2: say his name and then I'm gonna say his name again.

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Speaker 3: And this is like a thing that's pree detromant. Wait, yeah,

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Speaker 3: like he says, if you do this twice, you'll get it.

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Speaker 2: But I can't imagine I won't like it. It's gonna

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Speaker 2: get the word out. I can't imagine he wouldn't like.

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Speaker 2: I mean, I'm not like I would still go to

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Speaker 2: him because he's the best, and I'm not doing that.

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Speaker 2: I'm not saying this would not be that would be. No,

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Speaker 2: it is not no, it is not an ad. I

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Speaker 2: found him through uh one of the prettiest people I've

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Speaker 2: ever met in my life. Aster where do you go?

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Speaker 2: And that's who she said she went to, So that's who.

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Speaker 3: I go to.

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Speaker 2: And Mineral yep, and that's his real name. I think

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Speaker 2: I don't care and I just trust him. He's amazing anyway,

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Speaker 2: So I'm gonna drop his name twice to get a discount,

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Speaker 2: which I think Joan would have approved of as well.

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Speaker 2: But I I also wanted to be like I want

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Speaker 2: to say some things that like maybe are a little offensive,

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Speaker 2: Like I don't cause I'm like I need to like

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Speaker 2: embody Joan's spirit and like say something fucking crazy, not crazy,

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Speaker 2: but just like whoa she went there? Like it's not

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Speaker 2: even like NICKI Glazer style, Like I think if I

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Speaker 2: were to be me in this kind of setting on

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Speaker 2: NBC like Primetime, like play by the Rules. But I'm like, no,

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Speaker 2: Joan wouldn't want that. At least I hope. I would

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Speaker 2: hope that if someone was memorializing me in this way

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Speaker 2: that they would try to like channel what I would do. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I'm why are you going to try to do that?

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Speaker 3: I think she would mention diamonds seven times just at

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Speaker 3: the end, stay it over and over, like doctor diamond

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Speaker 3: dot diamond.

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Speaker 2: All right, Well we can go now I have to

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Speaker 2: go catch a plane.

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Speaker 3: To I'm going to be planted on a couch all night.

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Speaker 3: I'm usually planted on a couch. But just Watchurly. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna be watching you know, uh, Property Brothers season seven.

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Speaker 2: Anly she wants to just go out in the woods

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Speaker 2: for five days.

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Speaker 3: She lives very close to the woods, so that's pretty

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Speaker 3: easy for her.

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Speaker 2: I was like, but she's like, I'm just not gonna

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Speaker 2: pay attention to it. I'm like, aren't you living with

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Speaker 2: someone though? Like, don't both people? Because otherwise I would

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Speaker 2: just be like watching my partner look at their phone

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Speaker 2: and be like what trying to decipher their face and

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Speaker 2: like you can't avoid unless you live alone, right, and

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Speaker 2: don't pick up your phone?

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Speaker 3: Where the.

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Speaker 2: Okay, well, future listeners in the future. I hope everything's

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Speaker 2: good with you guys, and we'll be back next week

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Speaker 2: to talk about it and like you know, after it fallout, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: we'll talk about it then. I hope everyone's well. Meditate

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Speaker 2: today if you need it, and uh, don't be ka

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Speaker 2: and bye. The Nicki Glazer Podcast is a production by

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Speaker 2: Will Ferrell's Big Money Players and iHeart Podcasts. Created and

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Speaker 2: Executive produced by Will Ferrell, Hans Sonny and Noah Avior

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