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Speaker 1: We got a brand new full show for you today.

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Speaker 1: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. And I'm just

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Speaker 1: gonna say, one of our listeners was out there doing

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Speaker 1: the lord's work, given the loser Eye number to their neighborhood.

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Speaker 2: Karen. Yeah, it is Catholic, so you know, it's just

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Speaker 2: a difference.

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Speaker 3: That's what they tell me in church.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we got a brand new user line, a batch

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Speaker 1: of voicemails coming up for you, got a new second date,

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Speaker 1: got lots of fun.

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Speaker 2: On the way. But first, let's make sure that we give.

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Speaker 1: Our wonderful listeners who leave comments the shoutouts that they deserve.

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Speaker 4: What do you get?

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Speaker 3: I was reading one from over the weekend actually, and

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Speaker 3: Pedro Ruez said, I think I'm feeding for a full

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Speaker 3: show episode. I keep scratching my neck from not having

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Speaker 3: a full episode. Say hi to be the next episode.

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Speaker 3: Pedro from Okay, see, don't be mean.

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Speaker 4: You're gonna start freebasing our show.

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Speaker 2: I love that and I love okayc that's where my

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Speaker 2: mom's You can stop scratching your neck because the wight

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Speaker 2: is over. Let's get this show started all for Pedro

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Speaker 2: right now.

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Speaker 5: Think back to your high school days and tell me

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Speaker 5: did you ever cheat like a test? Oh, it's broken

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Speaker 5: Jeffrey in the morning. Yeah, I'm not talking about cheating

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Speaker 5: on your boyfriend or your girlfriend or your cousin with

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Speaker 5: benefits here because we all know the answer.

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Speaker 2: You cheated.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and my teacher told me after I graduated how

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Speaker 3: they saw me do it all the time.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, get away with Oh I never cheated on the.

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Speaker 6: Lot.

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Speaker 7: Well.

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Speaker 5: A new study found sixty percent of adults claim they

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Speaker 5: never cheated on any homework or any tests ever, all

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Speaker 5: throughout of high school.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, he is reading the cliff notes. Was that cheating?

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Speaker 2: No, that's smart. Okay, that's doing less for more, you

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Speaker 2: know what I mean.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, as long as you didn't just copy them down.

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Speaker 5: No, I had my mom copy that. That's totally different.

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Speaker 5: Twenty eight percent said that they cheated just occasionally, and

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Speaker 5: only four percent in it they did it frequently. The

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Speaker 5: alexis of the to coach high school.

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Speaker 3: So if you're listening, kids, I did not I retract myself.

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Speaker 2: Okay, because you sounded mighty proud at the beginning of this.

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Speaker 7: Away.

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Speaker 1: Listen to some of the facts that she gives out,

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Speaker 1: and you can tell she didn't put her time.

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Speaker 2: That's true, I don't know.

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Speaker 5: Here's the thing. You can't cheat in the shock collar

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Speaker 5: question of the day. Trust me, I've tried and it

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Speaker 5: never works. So let's send it over to the man

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Speaker 5: who would prefer not to say if he hooked up

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Speaker 5: with the entire Dallas Cowboys cheerleading team. Our technical director

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Speaker 5: asked him he'd rather not say, I don't Frankly, I

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Speaker 5: don't want to know, So just get to the questions.

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Speaker 8: Buse well on this day. In nineteen eighty one, controversy

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Speaker 8: rocked the Miss USA pageant when Miss New York State

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Speaker 8: Debrah and Fountain was disqualified for the most heinous of

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Speaker 8: crimes what you do? Stuffing her bra? And while Debra

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Speaker 8: got booted for fluffing her cap, that is crazy.

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Speaker 2: She honestly got kicked out.

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Speaker 5: She did not cool will.

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Speaker 8: Other contestants have lost in more embarrassing ways by fumbling

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Speaker 8: their words, for example during the interview part of the context.

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Speaker 8: So that's why today I'm going to quiz all of

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Speaker 8: you on the most shocking Miss America quotes of all

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Speaker 8: time during a special pageant faux Pas edition of Man

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Speaker 8: plenty of twenty. So you guys say number between one

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Speaker 8: and twenty. I'll read you a cringey quote given by

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Speaker 8: a real Miss America contestant. You just have to tell

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Speaker 8: me did they really say that on stage?

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Speaker 5: Or is it made up?

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Speaker 8: So we're gonna start with the woman who never fumbles

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Speaker 8: her words, just her cell phones. That's Alexis three, all right,

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Speaker 8: number three. Your pageant faux pas happened at the Miss

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Speaker 8: Ohio T and USA pageant in twenty ten. Brooke Madison

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Speaker 8: James said, I think climate change is bad but also

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Speaker 8: good because without it we wouldn't have summer.

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Speaker 5: Was that real or did we make that up?

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Speaker 2: It just reminds me the mis congeniality.

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Speaker 3: That's the thing about that movie, is it face?

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Speaker 5: It's so true all these it's real.

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Speaker 2: So let's go real. Ashton.

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Speaker 5: I'm sorry that was made up, man, I just like

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Speaker 5: climate change. You've heard it here first.

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Speaker 1: People don't read your sarcasm, you too, Brook, Give me

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Speaker 1: a number, please, okay, give me number seven.

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Speaker 8: Your pageant faux pas happened during the Miss Universe pageant

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Speaker 8: in the year two thousand, when Ben and Zuelan beauty

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Speaker 8: Martina Thoroughgood said, I want to be a marine biologist

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Speaker 8: because I love hamburgers and dolphins are my favorite fish.

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Speaker 8: Was that quote real or made up?

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Speaker 4: Hold on, now she's eating a dolphin. I understand the association.

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Speaker 1: I'll tell you I spent so My best friend was

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Speaker 1: Miss Montana, and I spent a lot of time at pageants.

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Speaker 5: Here's the thing on answering, Jeff, She'll give it you after.

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Speaker 2: You when you go up to Miss Universe.

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Speaker 1: All of these women are expected to answer in English

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Speaker 1: when it's not their first language. That's why I think

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Speaker 1: this could actually be real. Is maybe she just mixed

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Speaker 1: up some words when she was nervous.

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Speaker 2: So I'm gonna say it is real.

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Speaker 4: Good logic.

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Speaker 8: Ah, that's correct.

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Speaker 5: You didn't have to bash the English language though. In

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Speaker 5: the English language is beautiful. Jose, Please give me a number.

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Speaker 4: Let's go number one like the pageant winner, No.

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Speaker 8: Hoose your pageant. Faux pas happened during Miss Texas USA

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Speaker 8: in twenty twelve in Texas when Tiffany Rain said I

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Speaker 8: want to start a charity for kids who don't know

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Speaker 8: cursive because every autograph starts with the dream. Was that

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Speaker 8: really made up?

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Speaker 4: It's actually autograph?

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Speaker 5: It's very poignant.

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Speaker 2: Actually, I mean if they took that back to the

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Speaker 2: school board. The school board probably cursive in all schools they.

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Speaker 5: Took it out. YEA, well it makes sense, like if

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Speaker 5: you want to be famous one day, you have to

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Speaker 5: learn how to do cursive to sign autographs, otherwise you'll

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Speaker 5: never make it.

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Speaker 4: I know, I feel like this has gotta be fake. Really,

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Speaker 4: I don't think it's.

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Speaker 5: That's correct. It was fake.

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Speaker 4: I wanted to be real.

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Speaker 8: But come on, Okay, Jeff, we are talking about the

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Speaker 8: pageant faux paus that have happened throughout history.

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Speaker 5: Give me a number eighteen.

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Speaker 8: Your pageant faux pas happened in two thousand and nine

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Speaker 8: during the Miss Florida USA contest. Okay, Natalie Richardson said,

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Speaker 8: if we all just unplugged our toasters at night, I

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Speaker 8: think world peace would be way more possible.

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Speaker 5: Is that real or made up?

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Speaker 6: Why?

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Speaker 4: What's the logic saving electricity?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it's causing the energy shortage, which leads to wars

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Speaker 5: because now we have to go steal oil and power

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Speaker 5: from other countries.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, there's so many brilliant women here, so I'm gonna

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Speaker 5: say this is one hundred percent real. Oh wow, you

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Speaker 5: said real. I'm sorry it was made up.

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Speaker 8: Goodness, oh no, okay, Brook, If you get this correct,

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Speaker 8: you and Jose will be the co champs of today's

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Speaker 8: Plenty of twenty.

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Speaker 5: You got to split that crown in half.

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Speaker 1: I'm taking the sash. Give me number, my lucky number seventeen.

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Speaker 8: Okay, Brooke, your pageant faux pas happened during Miss Universe

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Speaker 8: in nineteen ninety four, when Denise Furiano from Venezuela was

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Speaker 8: asked the question, if you could be born again, who

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Speaker 8: would you like to be? Her answer, I would like

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Speaker 8: to be born is Audrey Hepburn because she's a very

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Speaker 8: beautiful person.

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Speaker 5: She's dead. Was that real?

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Speaker 1: Made up?

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Speaker 5: Well, it makes sense. You don't want to be born

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Speaker 5: as somebody who's still around, then there's gonna be two

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Speaker 1: That person would be annoyed Audrey Heppern was still live

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Speaker 1: to be like, yo, I'm me, not you.

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Speaker 2: I mean, it's logical. Actually, so I'm gonna say it's real.

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Speaker 4: It makes sense.

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Speaker 9: That was real.

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Speaker 8: That means Jose and Brook are the duo winners.

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Speaker 10: Of this is where we cried, Yeah, it's so beautiful.

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Speaker 5: Grad So you guys get to choose who get shocked.

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Speaker 5: While singing the theme song to the Miss America pageant.

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Speaker 5: Who's it gonna be?

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Speaker 11: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: I mean he is our mister runner, und I was mister.

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Speaker 5: Title there she is Miss America.

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Speaker 1: Did they added a shot collar to the interview portion

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Speaker 1: of the pageant, it'd be.

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Speaker 5: The highest rated thing in all of the country. That's

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Speaker 5: your shot collar. Question of the day? I got your

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Speaker 5: phones have coming up in just a few.

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Speaker 6: Minutes, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 5: We all want to be good at something, but it's

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Speaker 5: frustrating to realize what you're good at is a completely

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Speaker 5: useless talent, like the ability to balance a stack of

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Speaker 5: pennies on your forehead.

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Speaker 1: Wow, cool party trick though, Yeah, impressed?

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Speaker 5: Or you know those people who can vibrate their eyes,

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Speaker 5: you can shake their eyes? Why?

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Speaker 2: Why?

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Speaker 5: What good is that?

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Speaker 9: I know?

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Speaker 5: At an Airbnb I have the uncanny ability to open

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Speaker 5: every single cupboard except for the one holding the glasses

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Speaker 5: that I'm looking for. Yeah, how I got that skill?

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Speaker 2: Here's the silverware.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, all of those are still more useful than Brooks

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Speaker 5: hidden talent, the trivia knowledge, knowledge you'll never ever need

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Speaker 5: unless it's for this very game.

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Speaker 2: This is not coming off as a compliment.

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Speaker 5: I didn't mean it to come off that way, but

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Speaker 5: someone could, Yeah, shake your eyes real quick, because someone

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Speaker 5: could beat the Queen of useless facts that are very

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Speaker 5: own game. When we play some trivia that's coming up next.

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Speaker 5: Eric is back for some more punishment. Today. He's O

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Speaker 5: three and three against you all time. Brooke never pulled

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Speaker 5: out a victory, but today might be his moment. Last

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Speaker 5: time that we spoke to him, his wife was about

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Speaker 5: I think four months pregnant and now no, they're seven

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Speaker 5: weeks away from their very first baby. Eric, How excite?

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Speaker 5: Is that?

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Speaker 7: Very exciting and nerve wracking.

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Speaker 5: Oh, you're gonna be fine.

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Speaker 2: All you got to do is love him. That's all

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Speaker 2: you gotta do.

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Speaker 5: No, do we get the name? What's the baby's name

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Speaker 5: going to be?

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Speaker 7: Seasi?

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Speaker 2: You're telling you people?

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, Well, okay, how about we put a little

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Speaker 5: wager on this game. Then if brook wins, you were

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Speaker 5: going to call that baby Hagrid like Brooks Halloween costumes.

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Speaker 2: The other year, Marla, but I guess it's a boy.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, And if you win, then Brooke will rename her

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Speaker 5: own son Hagrid.

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Speaker 2: Hagrid Fox.

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Speaker 5: We have a lot to teach you. But but Brook's

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Speaker 5: Great guests there, Eric Well, Don Brook's gonna come back

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Speaker 2: That jet that stuff will just come. You'll figure it out.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's all I got to do. I love nourishes, Jeff.

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Speaker 4: Oh, she said, I'll take it.

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Speaker 2: That a terrible game.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, he threw me off talking about not loving

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Speaker 5: I didn't say don't love them. I say you have

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Speaker 2: Other things I heard you.

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Speaker 5: Let's go to the scoreboard to see how you did

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Speaker 5: with Jose. I've got a hangover. Who knows what that means?

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Speaker 1: Does that mean you're drunk?

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Speaker 10: No, means I was drunk Yesterdayios.

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Speaker 4: Eric, you got three correct, Eric Brooks, you know he

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Speaker 5: Brooke only got one day?

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Speaker 8: Yeah, Fernal renamed.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's gonna be a tough conversation with my second

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Speaker 5: Let's go over the answer to everybody. Star Wars episode one,

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Speaker 5: Phantom Menace premiered on this day in nineteen ninety nine,

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Speaker 2: Okay, I haven't seen that movie yet. We've only started

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Speaker 4: I remember being like, what's the big deal? And I

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Speaker 5: And it's controversial because he skates without a helmet on

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Speaker 5: is meso mesa.

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Speaker 4: Mommy's like it's a salty.

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Speaker 5: In fourteen ninety two, Christopher Columbus reached the Americas the

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Speaker 4: He shot out of a volcano in an American flag.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, the answer we were looking for was igneous volcanic rock.

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Speaker 5: And by population, largest city in Asia is Tokyo, thirty

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Speaker 2: Oh so many people.

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Speaker 5: Eric, you didn't even need to get that one right.

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Speaker 5: It was enough to beat Brookes Ya finally getting into

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Speaker 5: the wind column. And just for playing, you're getting a

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Speaker 5: twenty five dollars Disney gift card Dollar at any Disney resort,

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Speaker 13: Yeah, I can retire and my son will.

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Speaker 1: No, I'm a winner, that's right, you know, Man, well done,

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Speaker 1: Eric Hagrid Fox.

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Speaker 2: Do I change right now?

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Speaker 1: He has two middle names, but maybe I change it,

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Speaker 1: you know, Oh, maybe I stick with Marla Hagrid Marla Fox.

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Speaker 2: You know, I just really punish the kid. Well, yeah, listen,

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna hit you up in about twenty years to

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Speaker 2: help pay for those therapy bills. All right, my man, all.

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Speaker 13: Right, all right, I won't answer the phone.

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Speaker 5: And hey man, good luck with your new baby. Congratulations

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Speaker 6: Yeah, thank you, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 5: A lot of the times we have desperate dudes filling

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Speaker 5: to a crazy neighborhood Karen.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's gonna be funny.

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Speaker 5: We've got the audio to prove it. Plus, for the

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Speaker 5: right here in a brand new edition of the Loser Line.

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Speaker 5: It's coming up right after this.

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Speaker 6: Is this the right number? It's the Loser Line.

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Speaker 1: Good by just.

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Speaker 5: If you haven't heard the Loser Line before. It works

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Speaker 5: like this. Let's say guy approaches you while you're out

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Speaker 5: sweet thing, not saying that I'm a hunk or anything,

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Speaker 2: Who the showers? Okay, it's so turned on. I get it.

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Speaker 5: After he says that, don't harpoon him in the blowhole. Instead,

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Speaker 5: tell him he's ten times older and ten times cuter

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Speaker 5: Voicemails like this one.

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Speaker 11: Next message, what's up this your girls?

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Speaker 4: It's just out here?

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Speaker 14: Vibin answer vibin being super spontaneous.

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Speaker 9: You feel me anyway, hit me up if you want

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Speaker 11: You know, go skydiving or a job to go.

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Speaker 11: Except for Sushie. I'm sorry, Sushi just gives me the eck. Mike,

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Speaker 11: I break out in times and everything.

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Speaker 9: It's actually really griss fight that hit me up.

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Speaker 5: I love how she has her normal, fun girl boy

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Speaker 6: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I like this girl.

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Speaker 7: Hey there, Christina, how's the hanging. I hope you're doing good.

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Speaker 7: Just calling to say that I really enjoyed meeting you.

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Speaker 7: You're super easy to talk to. And if you ever

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Speaker 7: No pressure. Okay, take care, take care? Oh a pharisees,

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Speaker 7: here's your nick. Take care though, of course, fricking blew

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Speaker 2: I feel for him so bad.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, but take care is a pretty lame way to

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Speaker 1: It was bad, Like I was like, oh my god,

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Speaker 1: this is the most yeah he's ever gotten. I thought

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Speaker 1: Not casual at all?

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Speaker 6: Yeah? Better I use it.

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Speaker 4: I'm just like, thank you so much for just talking

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Speaker 5: I think that was better than they remember. You can

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Speaker 6: It damn the plumbing man.

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Speaker 14: Your van was parked on my coldness back this afternoon,

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Speaker 14: and honestly, I'm sorry, but literally, what is wrong with you?

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Speaker 14: You always leave your rusty ladder.

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Speaker 11: It's the safe he hasnard.

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Speaker 14: For God's sake, there are children who live here. My

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Speaker 11: Broken his arm, or I don't know worse, a.

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Speaker 14: Bunch of vegans could have come by, grabbed your ladder

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Speaker 14: No, you're probably too busy smoking drugs or you know,

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Speaker 14: and I've put them into.

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Speaker 5: A Google Dog and I will be posting.

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Speaker 9: Them onto your neighborhood of Facebook page. Okay, they're in

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Speaker 9: the the unemployeedman.

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Speaker 11: You dim with message.

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Speaker 2: You know how those rogue ladders lead to crime?

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Speaker 6: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, there's such a difference between parenting now and parenting

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Speaker 5: My children played on it for five six hours. They

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Speaker 2: My parents encourage rusty toys.

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Speaker 5: Yes, for sure, to build character.

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Speaker 2: They're sharper the better.

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Speaker 12: Yeah, Hey there, Sena, it's me from Trivia night. You

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Speaker 12: done blew my mind how you knew all them answers

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Speaker 9: You knew what a fjord was.

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Speaker 7: I ain't never even heard of that.

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Speaker 5: But your that's a new one on me, man, I

451
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Speaker 5: tell you.

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Speaker 7: Then you turned.

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Speaker 15: Around and you was able to shotgun a beer like No, that,

454
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Speaker 15: I mean that's impression. Yeah here is. I'm not sure

455
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Speaker 15: I'm smart enough with you, you know. I mean, I

456
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Speaker 15: ain't much of a reader. I do got a library car,

457
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Speaker 15: but I just you know, get that free air conditioning.

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Speaker 11: But uh, if you.

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Speaker 7: Feel I can give it a simple man a chance,

460
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Speaker 7: maybe you and me can.

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Speaker 12: Find a nice spot to hold up in split up

462
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Speaker 12: with Cold forty five, talk about some things or watch

463
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Speaker 12: some YouTube.

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Speaker 7: You know, it's all good to me.

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Speaker 2: Wow, it's like true cowboy romance.

466
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Speaker 5: Jeff Yeah, it feels like he would be absolutely in

467
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Speaker 5: love with Brook if he likes women that do trivia

468
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Speaker 5: and can drink people under the table.

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Speaker 2: You know we haven't already dated in a library car. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: it sounded like he was from my hometown.

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Speaker 5: Actually, you're the one who ruined him for life.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I couldn't lose with that fjord. It was

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Speaker 2: a four four fijord.

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Speaker 6: Oh damn.

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Speaker 5: Okay, enough with the dirty talks, bro, Remember you can

476
00:23:52,160 --> 00:23:54,280
Speaker 5: listen to Loser Line regularly at this time every week,

477
00:23:54,520 --> 00:23:56,359
Speaker 5: and make sure you subscribe to the Brook and Jeffrey

478
00:23:56,400 --> 00:23:58,520
Speaker 5: TikTok page where you can hear all of your favorite

479
00:23:58,600 --> 00:24:01,080
Speaker 5: loser lines. Right there, we got a phone's out coming.

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Speaker 6: Up Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 5: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning and for today's

482
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Speaker 5: prank call. A mother contacted us and said her daughter,

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Speaker 5: who's twenty eight years old, finally decided to move out

484
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Speaker 5: of the family house and trek out on her own.

485
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Speaker 5: Wait her decision, But now after a few months, Mom

486
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Speaker 5: is regretting it because she isn't hearing from her daughter

487
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Speaker 5: as much. That's why she reached out to a radio

488
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Speaker 5: show and thought it might be funny if we posed

489
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Speaker 5: as a private detective, gathering info and reporting it all

490
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Speaker 5: back to Mom. In your phone, tap right now, it's another.

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Speaker 1: Hello.

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Speaker 5: Hi, I'm looking to speak with Stephanie weis.

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Speaker 6: This is she?

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Speaker 8: Who is calling?

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Speaker 7: Hi?

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Speaker 5: There's Stephanie. My name's Tyler Tobinson, family gum shoe. How

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Speaker 5: are you doing today?

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Speaker 11: I'm good?

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Speaker 5: Who's good?

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Speaker 11: What did you say that this was about?

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Speaker 5: I'm a family gum shoe otherwise known as an investigator.

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Speaker 9: Okay, yes, I got that, But what is this in regards?

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00:25:12,240 --> 00:25:14,760
Speaker 5: You're hard to track down. But uh, I'll just get

504
00:25:14,840 --> 00:25:18,000
Speaker 5: right to the point. I was hired by your mother, Heather,

505
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Speaker 5: was to find out what's really going on in your life? What? Yeah, according,

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00:25:25,960 --> 00:25:28,919
Speaker 5: what do you mean? Okay, no need to get hysterical

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Speaker 5: with me here getting hysterical.

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Speaker 9: I'm a little shocked, obviously, as anyone.

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Speaker 5: Would be whatever you want to call it. Let's just

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Speaker 5: keep the emotions out of this, because, according to your mom,

511
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Speaker 5: since you don't live at home anymore, you don't really

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Speaker 5: call her text she doesn't hear from you practically ever.

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Speaker 5: My god, so really a lot of questions and not

514
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Speaker 5: a lot of answers.

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Speaker 10: So you're serious.

516
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Speaker 9: My mom hired a private detective to find out.

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Speaker 11: Why I'm not texting.

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Speaker 5: Man, I prefer the term family gums.

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Speaker 11: Sure, whatever you prefer. Okay, this is ridiculous.

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00:26:04,440 --> 00:26:07,600
Speaker 5: Feel free to have that opinion. But as I said before,

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Speaker 5: mom doesn't hear from you as much as she used to,

522
00:26:10,640 --> 00:26:13,080
Speaker 5: so naturally she has her suspicions.

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Speaker 11: Suspicions, that's right.

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Speaker 9: I texted her back the other day like, I've just

525
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Speaker 9: been busy with school.

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Speaker 7: Yeah.

527
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Speaker 5: I saw the text, and if I'm being honest, it

528
00:26:26,640 --> 00:26:30,000
Speaker 5: smelled like a porta potty in July. What stink?

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Speaker 9: I'm not lying.

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Speaker 11: I'm busy with school.

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Speaker 10: Why would I.

532
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Speaker 11: Lie about that?

533
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Speaker 5: Busy? Okay? You see, in my line of work, whenever

534
00:26:39,880 --> 00:26:44,560
Speaker 5: someone says the word busy, it usually translates to I'm

535
00:26:44,640 --> 00:26:50,760
Speaker 5: doing hardcore drugs. I've seen it. What you think is happening.

536
00:26:50,960 --> 00:26:54,440
Speaker 5: Seen it a million times. Kid flies the coup gets

537
00:26:54,480 --> 00:26:57,520
Speaker 5: hooked on painkillers. Next thing you know, they're hitting the streets,

538
00:26:57,680 --> 00:27:01,800
Speaker 5: just trying to make motel money. God, nobody's blaming you.

539
00:27:02,119 --> 00:27:03,440
Speaker 5: I'm just trying to get the answers.

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00:27:03,920 --> 00:27:07,000
Speaker 9: I have a condo downtown and I just got a

541
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Speaker 9: job as a graphic designer.

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Speaker 11: I am not on pain killers.

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00:27:11,320 --> 00:27:12,840
Speaker 5: I'm gonna write that down in my report.

544
00:27:13,359 --> 00:27:15,680
Speaker 10: Please do and please tell my mother.

545
00:27:15,600 --> 00:27:22,480
Speaker 5: This daughter claims to live loose lifestyle in sleezy condo.

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00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:26,840
Speaker 5: You mean affordable condo down revolving door of drugs.

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Speaker 10: What are you writing down?

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00:27:29,320 --> 00:27:30,560
Speaker 9: I do not do drugs.

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Speaker 5: I have a good job, and you are taking everything

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00:27:33,080 --> 00:27:36,119
Speaker 5: out of context. Oh, I am okay. Well, what's your

551
00:27:36,160 --> 00:27:36,879
Speaker 5: landlord's name?

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Speaker 10: Then his name is Tim?

553
00:27:39,440 --> 00:27:44,000
Speaker 5: Oh okay, I'm gonna write that one down. Daughter admits

554
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Speaker 5: her pimp's.

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00:27:45,560 --> 00:27:49,000
Speaker 2: Name is what my landlord?

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00:27:49,160 --> 00:27:51,320
Speaker 5: You said, what is my landlord's name?

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Speaker 9: And I said Tim, and then you said pimp.

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Speaker 5: Okay, sorry, don't you whatever the hell you want, I'll

559
00:27:57,160 --> 00:28:01,239
Speaker 5: change it. I'll change that, writing down daughter working by

560
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Speaker 5: herself on the streets.

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Speaker 11: So I am not talking to you anymore.

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Speaker 9: I am no longer under my rom's roof. Please tell

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Speaker 9: her that this is not something that she needs to

564
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Speaker 9: worry about, or that she needs to be hiring people about.

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Speaker 5: Writing that down. Don't change what.

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Speaker 9: I said right exactly, that this is the dumbest.

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Speaker 5: Thing ever writing it. Daughter is fired up about mom's

568
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Speaker 5: prank phone call.

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Speaker 7: Direct this is the dumbest thing ever.

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00:28:29,560 --> 00:28:32,399
Speaker 5: I'm not sure if you heard me there, mom's prank

571
00:28:32,560 --> 00:28:37,800
Speaker 5: phone call but still denies prostitute lifestyle.

572
00:28:38,520 --> 00:28:41,080
Speaker 9: Can you just say prank phone call?

573
00:28:41,760 --> 00:28:44,360
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I guess I kind of did, huh, because

574
00:28:45,680 --> 00:28:47,800
Speaker 5: your mom, Heather sets you up for a phone tap.

575
00:28:47,840 --> 00:28:50,040
Speaker 5: You're on the radio with Brook and Jeffery in the morning.

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Speaker 5: Your mom told us that you never called back home anymore,

577
00:28:57,200 --> 00:28:59,640
Speaker 5: and so she wanted us to prank you. It's kind

578
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Speaker 5: of her. My gosh, I parted a new job.

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Speaker 11: I will try and call her.

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00:29:06,120 --> 00:29:08,120
Speaker 5: No, I know, I know you're going to school by

581
00:29:08,240 --> 00:29:10,760
Speaker 5: day and work in the streets by night, just trying

582
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Speaker 5: to keep it going. No, I do have a good job.

583
00:29:14,320 --> 00:29:16,680
Speaker 9: I'm just you know, trying to make some extra money.

584
00:29:16,480 --> 00:29:17,560
Speaker 10: To help pay for school.

585
00:29:17,960 --> 00:29:19,720
Speaker 5: Yeah, and also to pay your pimp Tim.

586
00:29:20,160 --> 00:29:21,920
Speaker 10: Oh god, you're so dumb.

587
00:29:24,960 --> 00:29:27,760
Speaker 6: Wake up every morning was funk Taps weekday mornings on

588
00:29:27,840 --> 00:29:30,440
Speaker 6: the twenties, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

589
00:29:32,440 --> 00:29:39,920
Speaker 5: They say, timing is everything when it comes to comedy.

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00:29:40,080 --> 00:29:40,600
Speaker 4: You guys.

591
00:29:43,600 --> 00:29:46,520
Speaker 5: Nailed it. Yeah, nailed it. Let's see Kevin Hart pull

592
00:29:46,600 --> 00:29:49,480
Speaker 5: that one out. But one of our listeners learned his

593
00:29:49,640 --> 00:29:54,080
Speaker 5: comedy lesson the hard way, harder than that. Yeah. Yeah.

594
00:29:54,280 --> 00:29:57,600
Speaker 5: He attempted a bad joke at an even worse time

595
00:29:57,880 --> 00:30:01,280
Speaker 5: during his first date, and instead of laughter, all he

596
00:30:01,440 --> 00:30:06,200
Speaker 5: got was a silent death stare. Is it possible that

597
00:30:06,440 --> 00:30:10,920
Speaker 5: one joke was so awful it completely ruined his romantic chances?

598
00:30:11,400 --> 00:30:14,680
Speaker 5: Oh man, we're gonna find out or die trying in

599
00:30:14,800 --> 00:30:16,760
Speaker 5: your brand new second date.

600
00:30:18,160 --> 00:30:18,600
Speaker 10: I get it.

601
00:30:20,240 --> 00:30:25,840
Speaker 5: Update sucking Bill Burr, and we're gonna do it coming

602
00:30:25,920 --> 00:30:31,840
Speaker 5: up right after this second date update. Meeting somebody that

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00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:36,120
Speaker 5: you're interested in at a friend's birthday party sounds kind

604
00:30:36,200 --> 00:30:36,760
Speaker 5: of fun to me.

605
00:30:37,960 --> 00:30:38,960
Speaker 2: What a great place to meet.

606
00:30:39,120 --> 00:30:43,440
Speaker 5: And that's actually our listener's story today for how they met.

607
00:30:43,680 --> 00:30:46,760
Speaker 5: I've actually met somebody that same way. Really, Now, keep

608
00:30:46,760 --> 00:30:49,240
Speaker 5: in mind I was inside the cake at the time,

609
00:30:50,400 --> 00:30:52,360
Speaker 5: ready to pop out, and this party was kind of

610
00:30:52,440 --> 00:30:54,680
Speaker 5: like a group birthday sort of thing.

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Speaker 2: Is there another person in the cake with you?

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Speaker 5: Jeff, No, but I woke up very sore the next

613
00:30:59,280 --> 00:31:03,400
Speaker 5: morning from crouching inside that case. You know what, Enough

614
00:31:03,440 --> 00:31:06,920
Speaker 5: about me and my story. Let's talk to our listener, Paul. Paul,

615
00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:08,479
Speaker 5: were you inside of a cake too?

616
00:31:09,560 --> 00:31:11,200
Speaker 7: I was not inside of a cake.

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00:31:11,280 --> 00:31:13,080
Speaker 5: Wow, that sounds like.

618
00:31:13,080 --> 00:31:13,960
Speaker 2: A boring party.

619
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Speaker 4: Was it like a flong?

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Speaker 5: We don't know. We want to know, like, what was

621
00:31:18,880 --> 00:31:21,040
Speaker 5: this birthday? How did you meet this person? Let's hear

622
00:31:21,080 --> 00:31:21,640
Speaker 5: the whole story.

623
00:31:22,400 --> 00:31:24,320
Speaker 10: Yeah, so one to a mutual friend's birthday.

624
00:31:24,520 --> 00:31:25,800
Speaker 13: That's really not important, but I.

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Speaker 6: Think it is.

626
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Speaker 4: Actually because if you're at a friend's birthday, you know

627
00:31:30,360 --> 00:31:32,600
Speaker 4: a lot of people, there's mutuals there. It's different if

628
00:31:32,640 --> 00:31:33,320
Speaker 4: it's a randos.

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Speaker 1: And what I'm curious about is did your friends alert

630
00:31:36,320 --> 00:31:38,440
Speaker 1: you that there would be a cute single that you were.

631
00:31:38,360 --> 00:31:38,800
Speaker 8: Going to meet?

632
00:31:39,680 --> 00:31:44,360
Speaker 2: No, okay, okay, okay, this is all on you.

633
00:31:44,640 --> 00:31:47,320
Speaker 5: It's more of a natural meeting. Yeah, right, So tell

634
00:31:47,400 --> 00:31:49,600
Speaker 5: us what's the name of this girl that you thought

635
00:31:49,680 --> 00:31:50,320
Speaker 5: was so attractive?

636
00:31:50,960 --> 00:31:55,280
Speaker 10: Her name is Stacy. Stacy, and I would not describe

637
00:31:55,320 --> 00:31:58,440
Speaker 10: her as a conventional beauty, but she is a person

638
00:31:58,800 --> 00:32:00,960
Speaker 10: who's extremely striking.

639
00:32:01,680 --> 00:32:03,360
Speaker 2: I can't tell if this is a compliment.

640
00:32:05,360 --> 00:32:08,400
Speaker 8: It dabbles like almost a compliment, and then it's like

641
00:32:08,480 --> 00:32:09,320
Speaker 8: a rugged face.

642
00:32:09,480 --> 00:32:10,080
Speaker 5: What did you call it?

643
00:32:10,200 --> 00:32:12,520
Speaker 2: I mean, why do you say you feel like sc like?

644
00:32:12,560 --> 00:32:15,000
Speaker 1: Why even add that into the conversation, that it's not

645
00:32:15,160 --> 00:32:16,240
Speaker 1: conventionally beautiful?

646
00:32:16,680 --> 00:32:17,640
Speaker 2: Why would you even say that?

647
00:32:18,440 --> 00:32:20,440
Speaker 11: I say, it's just how I would describe her.

648
00:32:20,720 --> 00:32:22,880
Speaker 1: Okay, maybe was like she was not his type, but

649
00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:25,640
Speaker 1: she's pretty okay, And so how did you start a

650
00:32:25,680 --> 00:32:26,520
Speaker 1: conversation with her?

651
00:32:27,160 --> 00:32:29,080
Speaker 10: Well, I just went up and started talking to her

652
00:32:29,120 --> 00:32:33,560
Speaker 10: about her outfit, because while it wasn't risque or anything,

653
00:32:33,640 --> 00:32:34,680
Speaker 10: it was stylish.

654
00:32:35,080 --> 00:32:41,480
Speaker 2: These comments, do you normally meet like models in bikinis?

655
00:32:41,600 --> 00:32:42,400
Speaker 5: Please to go?

656
00:32:42,960 --> 00:32:46,000
Speaker 10: No, no, no, But again, it was a friend's birthday party,

657
00:32:46,080 --> 00:32:48,560
Speaker 10: so I showed up in T shirts and jeans, and

658
00:32:49,360 --> 00:32:53,120
Speaker 10: there she was in this like very slim, beautiful outfit.

659
00:32:53,280 --> 00:32:55,560
Speaker 10: She looked like she could be selling cigarettes in the

660
00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:57,600
Speaker 10: nineteen thirty I can't not this.

661
00:32:57,680 --> 00:32:58,360
Speaker 4: Is a compliment.

662
00:32:58,920 --> 00:33:03,280
Speaker 5: You were a will so she's wearing something that no

663
00:33:03,400 --> 00:33:05,440
Speaker 5: other woman in their right mind would wear.

664
00:33:05,600 --> 00:33:06,920
Speaker 2: But it was the nineteen thirties.

665
00:33:08,080 --> 00:33:09,800
Speaker 10: Guys, they're painting it in a negative light.

666
00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:11,680
Speaker 2: Oh, we are, We're just teasing you.

667
00:33:12,320 --> 00:33:13,840
Speaker 4: She's wearing a flappers Yeah, tell us.

668
00:33:13,840 --> 00:33:14,800
Speaker 2: More about the hangout.

669
00:33:14,920 --> 00:33:17,440
Speaker 10: Well, talking to her, She's obviously a person who gets

670
00:33:17,440 --> 00:33:18,160
Speaker 10: a lot of male.

671
00:33:18,040 --> 00:33:23,640
Speaker 2: Attention, and that was it obvious to me, really was it?

672
00:33:23,840 --> 00:33:26,760
Speaker 5: Okay? But okay, is this considered your date?

673
00:33:27,080 --> 00:33:27,120
Speaker 7: No?

674
00:33:27,360 --> 00:33:29,240
Speaker 11: No, no, no, no no no, I got it.

675
00:33:29,320 --> 00:33:31,560
Speaker 10: I got her Instagram handle and then I slid into

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Speaker 10: her d MS.

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Speaker 1: Okay, so you didn't ask her out just then you

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Speaker 1: asked her out later, exactly.

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Speaker 5: Okay, So tell us about the date where you guys

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Speaker 5: met up.

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Speaker 13: The day was great, we went out for tie, we

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Speaker 13: had good food.

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Speaker 10: I continue to ask her questions about her incredible fashion sense,

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Speaker 10: because again she showed up in another unconventional outfit.

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Speaker 4: Is she a stylist or something?

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Speaker 2: I'm just trying to think it was like boot cut jeans.

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Speaker 7: At this.

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Speaker 4: Crazy She's like, I'm wearing a dress.

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Speaker 2: Did she like you complimenting her on her fashion style?

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Speaker 11: Absolutely? Obviously.

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Speaker 10: It takes a lot of time and preparation and presenting

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Speaker 10: how she looks, and it's incredible.

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Speaker 13: It is really amazing to see.

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Speaker 5: Okay, and you know a lot of women spend like

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Speaker 5: a lot of time before a day getting themselves ready,

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Speaker 5: making sure they look really good. So I'm sure she

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Speaker 5: felt seen well.

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Speaker 10: Exactly, she said that fashion was her passion like that.

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Speaker 2: It sounds like a bummer sticker, doesn't it.

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Speaker 10: So she talked on and on about that and that

701
00:34:30,400 --> 00:34:33,520
Speaker 10: was great, okay, And at one point the conversation Beard,

702
00:34:33,840 --> 00:34:36,520
Speaker 10: we realized that we were both conspiracy nuts, which is

703
00:34:36,920 --> 00:34:38,239
Speaker 10: how bizarre is that fun?

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Speaker 2: Wait, you believe in them or you just like to

705
00:34:40,520 --> 00:34:40,960
Speaker 2: know about that?

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00:34:41,520 --> 00:34:42,120
Speaker 4: Talk about them?

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Speaker 10: I would say, we'd like to talk about them. But specifically,

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Speaker 10: do you guys know the movie Room two thirty seven?

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Speaker 2: No, is it a horror film? Sounds like it.

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00:34:49,680 --> 00:34:50,120
Speaker 9: No, it's a.

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00:34:50,200 --> 00:34:54,280
Speaker 10: Documentary about the shining. But there's a bunch of conspiracy

712
00:34:54,320 --> 00:34:55,440
Speaker 10: theories about the movie.

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Speaker 2: Oh okay, okay, okay.

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Speaker 1: So that was a big point of conversation for you too,

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00:35:01,200 --> 00:35:05,319
Speaker 1: because you'd both seen this exactly okay, okay, interesting topics though,

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00:35:05,360 --> 00:35:06,560
Speaker 1: you know it's not just weather.

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Speaker 4: What you guys can watch a movie and by the

718
00:35:08,920 --> 00:35:10,440
Speaker 4: end be like, okay, we got the treasure map.

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Speaker 5: We figured it out. Really sexy, set in the mood.

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Speaker 5: So how did you two end the date.

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Speaker 13: That was me probably the only awkward part because when

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Speaker 13: the check came I made a stupid joke about how

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Speaker 13: she would have to venmo me, and then she gave

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Speaker 13: me a really like dirty look, and I was like,

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Speaker 13: I was kidding.

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00:35:27,360 --> 00:35:27,880
Speaker 3: I was kidding.

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00:35:28,080 --> 00:35:31,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh no, did she actually venmo you?

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Speaker 6: No?

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Speaker 10: No, no, no, no again.

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Speaker 13: I threat that I was only kidding.

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Speaker 11: That was the only hiccup and.

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Speaker 10: We had a great meal.

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Speaker 13: I drove her home, I kissed her on the cheek

734
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Speaker 13: and han't really gotten that many texts from her sex.

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Speaker 2: Okay, so there's been some communication. Are you aiming for

736
00:35:47,719 --> 00:35:49,080
Speaker 2: the cheek or the lips? And she turned.

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Speaker 13: I would have taken the lips, but I wanted to

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Speaker 13: play it safe. It was our first.

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Speaker 6: All right.

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Speaker 5: So how long has it been since that date happened?

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Speaker 13: Almost a week?

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00:36:00,920 --> 00:36:03,200
Speaker 4: Right, and nothing like she hasn't texted you I'm busy

743
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Speaker 4: or anything.

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00:36:04,200 --> 00:36:06,160
Speaker 13: It's very like one word answers.

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00:36:06,440 --> 00:36:09,960
Speaker 2: So no, yeah, what do you think?

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Speaker 10: I think she's unconventional?

747
00:36:11,920 --> 00:36:12,520
Speaker 11: So who knows.

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00:36:12,640 --> 00:36:15,800
Speaker 10: I'm just wanting if you guys can get her to

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Speaker 10: text me back.

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Speaker 4: Okay, we're gonna call this unconventional woman.

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00:36:21,680 --> 00:36:22,000
Speaker 5: Convention?

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00:36:22,239 --> 00:36:24,759
Speaker 2: Is it unconventional way to go about getting in that,

753
00:36:24,800 --> 00:36:25,520
Speaker 2: that's for sure.

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00:36:25,800 --> 00:36:27,880
Speaker 5: So we're going to reach out to Stacy for you

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00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:30,040
Speaker 5: in just a few minutes and find out does she

756
00:36:30,239 --> 00:36:33,880
Speaker 5: have a reason or is some sort of conspiracy of

757
00:36:36,560 --> 00:36:38,120
Speaker 5: Hopefully it's the first. We're gonna do it with your

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00:36:38,160 --> 00:36:42,240
Speaker 5: second date update right after this hold on second date update.

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Speaker 5: If you missed the first part of our second date,

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00:36:46,200 --> 00:36:49,239
Speaker 5: we learned a new way to compliment a woman is

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Speaker 5: to call her an unconventional beauty.

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Speaker 1: You know, it's it's really honestly a good compliment. It

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00:36:57,640 --> 00:36:59,120
Speaker 1: was just the way he was saying it.

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Speaker 4: Felt, Yeah, we're unconventional, like you are so sexy, unconventionally.

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Speaker 5: It was a little bit confusing, but we think it

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Speaker 5: was supposed to be a compliment from our listener, Paul,

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00:37:12,680 --> 00:37:17,160
Speaker 5: who was He was enamored by Stacy and her unique

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00:37:17,280 --> 00:37:22,160
Speaker 5: sense of style along with her unconventional looks. Yes, that

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00:37:22,360 --> 00:37:25,759
Speaker 5: most men might not gravitate towards, but one in a

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00:37:25,920 --> 00:37:29,160
Speaker 5: million do find her striking, and that one is with

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00:37:29,360 --> 00:37:32,359
Speaker 5: us right now, and it drove Paul to reach out

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Speaker 5: to a radio show Paul, how are you feeling about

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00:37:35,440 --> 00:37:36,440
Speaker 5: us calling her in a second?

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00:37:36,480 --> 00:37:37,560
Speaker 6: Here again?

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00:37:37,680 --> 00:37:41,000
Speaker 11: I would like to stress as an attractive again.

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Speaker 1: I'm just quoting you feeling good after that whole recap,

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00:37:45,520 --> 00:37:46,520
Speaker 1: jeff But you did.

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00:37:46,480 --> 00:37:48,839
Speaker 2: Say like she probably has men heading on her all

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Speaker 2: the time.

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00:37:49,400 --> 00:37:54,200
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, easily, which totally.

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Speaker 2: That's a good point, Jose. I mean that might just

782
00:37:55,719 --> 00:37:58,160
Speaker 2: be it. Maybe she's too busy with other dates to

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00:37:58,560 --> 00:37:59,040
Speaker 2: get back to.

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00:37:59,080 --> 00:38:01,200
Speaker 5: She's just swimming in a sea of dudes.

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00:38:00,960 --> 00:38:02,960
Speaker 2: Right now, God, are you jealous?

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00:38:04,840 --> 00:38:08,240
Speaker 5: Book my trip? Anyway, let's reach out to Stacy. Hopefully

787
00:38:08,320 --> 00:38:10,400
Speaker 5: she picks up and can give us a little bit

788
00:38:10,480 --> 00:38:12,120
Speaker 5: of insight. I'm down on her number right now.

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00:38:20,440 --> 00:38:20,680
Speaker 9: Hello.

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00:38:21,480 --> 00:38:22,280
Speaker 5: Hi is this Stacy?

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00:38:23,960 --> 00:38:24,160
Speaker 9: Yeah?

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00:38:24,800 --> 00:38:25,160
Speaker 11: Who's this?

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00:38:25,880 --> 00:38:26,080
Speaker 7: Hey?

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00:38:26,480 --> 00:38:28,400
Speaker 5: We're a radio show. We're called Brook and Jeffrey in

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00:38:28,400 --> 00:38:28,759
Speaker 5: the Morning.

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00:38:29,719 --> 00:38:31,239
Speaker 2: Good morning, Welcome to the show.

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00:38:33,040 --> 00:38:33,680
Speaker 7: What is this?

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00:38:34,800 --> 00:38:35,680
Speaker 11: Is this like a pank?

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Speaker 2: We do do those, but not this time.

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Speaker 7: Yeah.

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00:38:39,880 --> 00:38:43,799
Speaker 5: This is our top rated segment called brooken Notes, called

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00:38:44,120 --> 00:38:47,880
Speaker 5: second Date Updates. Goodell, jeff I was I was reading

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00:38:47,960 --> 00:38:49,960
Speaker 5: a sign on the wall and I got distracted by

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00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:53,600
Speaker 5: broken Jeffrey. Yeah, it's actually falling in the rankings as

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Speaker 5: we speak, So we'd like for you to be a

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Speaker 5: part of it.

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00:38:57,880 --> 00:38:59,120
Speaker 11: No, I don't think so.

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00:39:00,360 --> 00:39:02,160
Speaker 2: I think you need to hear why we even have

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Speaker 2: your information.

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00:39:02,960 --> 00:39:05,279
Speaker 5: Yeah, because one of our listeners says, he went out

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00:39:05,320 --> 00:39:08,400
Speaker 5: on a great date with you recently and would like

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00:39:08,480 --> 00:39:10,440
Speaker 5: to see you again. He's a little confused why it's

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00:39:10,480 --> 00:39:11,839
Speaker 5: not happening though. His name's Paul.

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00:39:13,080 --> 00:39:17,239
Speaker 11: Oh no, I can't even don't even no.

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00:39:17,719 --> 00:39:21,359
Speaker 2: Wait, don't even with Paul. Or you just hate us

816
00:39:21,360 --> 00:39:22,319
Speaker 2: and don't want to talk to us.

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00:39:23,719 --> 00:39:28,239
Speaker 9: No, Paul, Like, I have nothing against you, guys, I

818
00:39:28,400 --> 00:39:30,440
Speaker 9: just cam I'm so mad at him.

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00:39:30,640 --> 00:39:34,279
Speaker 2: Okay, Oh man, he is in the dark.

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00:39:34,520 --> 00:39:37,360
Speaker 5: Yeah, if that's how you feel about him, that's totally valid.

821
00:39:37,719 --> 00:39:40,160
Speaker 5: But he doesn't understand why.

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00:39:40,520 --> 00:39:41,640
Speaker 2: He doesn't even know you're mad.

823
00:39:41,960 --> 00:39:44,600
Speaker 5: According to his recap of the date, it was actually

824
00:39:44,680 --> 00:39:45,359
Speaker 5: a great night.

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00:39:45,920 --> 00:39:47,400
Speaker 11: Oh here, he has problems?

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00:39:48,520 --> 00:39:49,200
Speaker 2: Is a problem?

827
00:39:49,760 --> 00:39:49,960
Speaker 1: Wait?

828
00:39:50,080 --> 00:39:51,880
Speaker 2: Is this a problem you noticed on the date or

829
00:39:51,960 --> 00:39:53,359
Speaker 2: is this something you learned about him later?

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Speaker 9: It was what I learned on the date.

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Speaker 11: Okay. Listen.

832
00:39:58,000 --> 00:40:02,560
Speaker 9: He didn't take any pictures of me at all during

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00:40:02,640 --> 00:40:06,200
Speaker 9: our date, and I look freakin incredible.

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00:40:06,760 --> 00:40:08,520
Speaker 2: You wanted to take photos of you?

835
00:40:09,120 --> 00:40:09,160
Speaker 6: Like?

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00:40:09,400 --> 00:40:09,600
Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 9: I mean the fact is I am friggin hot, like ridoculously.

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00:40:14,480 --> 00:40:16,200
Speaker 5: Hot, unconventionally hot.

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Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I would say that definitely.

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Speaker 1: Okay's and you wanted him to pull out his camera

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00:40:24,880 --> 00:40:27,480
Speaker 1: as soon as he complimented you and start snapping photos.

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00:40:28,120 --> 00:40:31,359
Speaker 9: At some point he didn't do any and I kept

843
00:40:31,440 --> 00:40:33,919
Speaker 9: even giving him hints like, oh my god, how many

844
00:40:33,960 --> 00:40:36,719
Speaker 9: more selfies, like take a frigging picture of me?

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00:40:36,960 --> 00:40:39,080
Speaker 2: Did you say he took selfies? Did you take pictures

846
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Speaker 2: of himself?

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00:40:40,520 --> 00:40:43,320
Speaker 11: No, I took selfieh.

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Speaker 2: That was funny that he didn't bring that up. That

849
00:40:45,680 --> 00:40:48,560
Speaker 2: would be the wirthding. So you took pictures of yourself.

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Speaker 11: If you saw what I look like, you'd understand.

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Speaker 5: Oh, I'm trying to understand by him not wanting to

852
00:40:56,160 --> 00:40:58,520
Speaker 5: take a photo of you on his phone, no, not

853
00:40:58,760 --> 00:41:01,719
Speaker 5: not wanting to not do not doing it to you,

854
00:41:02,360 --> 00:41:03,880
Speaker 5: that was like an offense.

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00:41:04,560 --> 00:41:05,520
Speaker 11: Can I be honest with you?

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00:41:05,719 --> 00:41:08,960
Speaker 9: There's a reason they say actions speak louder than words.

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00:41:09,480 --> 00:41:10,600
Speaker 11: He can tell me I'm.

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00:41:10,480 --> 00:41:13,720
Speaker 9: Beautiful, like I know I'm beautiful, okay, but it means

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00:41:14,080 --> 00:41:18,440
Speaker 9: nothing without actually taking pictures.

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Speaker 11: Of my beauty.

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Speaker 5: Okay. If he if he really thought that you were

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Speaker 5: as beautiful as he said he was, he would have

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Speaker 5: been taking photos to memorialize that moment.

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Speaker 3: For all the times he maybe he took secret candids

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Speaker 3: when you were looking.

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Speaker 4: Did you just say that's creepy.

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Speaker 11: I heard her say that, Well, the creep sur if

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00:41:42,320 --> 00:41:46,160
Speaker 11: he did it without me knowing it. You do have.

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Speaker 2: Boundaries to hear that.

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Speaker 6: Well.

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Speaker 5: I hope that this isn't too creepy to tell you,

872
00:41:52,360 --> 00:41:56,680
Speaker 5: but king pictures, Paul is actually on the other line,

873
00:41:57,000 --> 00:42:00,239
Speaker 5: quietly listening in. Yeah, that's how the segment works, since

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00:42:00,320 --> 00:42:04,000
Speaker 5: we have them listen to hear what the reasoning is. So, Paul,

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00:42:04,280 --> 00:42:04,719
Speaker 5: are you there?

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Speaker 10: Yeah, I would just want to say that I know

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00:42:07,520 --> 00:42:10,160
Speaker 10: you looked incredible on the day, and that's how I

878
00:42:10,320 --> 00:42:13,080
Speaker 10: was telling you how beautiful you were. And I'm pretty

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00:42:13,120 --> 00:42:14,920
Speaker 10: sure I said it like multiple times.

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Speaker 2: You're missing the point, Paul.

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00:42:17,280 --> 00:42:20,359
Speaker 9: Work, I mean nothing without the actions to back it up.

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00:42:21,640 --> 00:42:25,560
Speaker 10: Well, I was just focused on being present with you

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00:42:26,360 --> 00:42:32,000
Speaker 10: and having a good conversation and connecting with you.

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00:42:32,640 --> 00:42:34,680
Speaker 11: I thought that was more important.

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00:42:36,360 --> 00:42:39,440
Speaker 9: Really, you are just thinking of yourself.

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Speaker 2: Selfish, selfish. I think he's trying to say that there

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00:42:44,760 --> 00:42:46,759
Speaker 2: was so much more to you, you know, than just

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00:42:46,880 --> 00:42:47,480
Speaker 2: how beautiful.

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00:42:48,280 --> 00:42:50,600
Speaker 11: I think you're giving him a pass he doesn't desire.

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Speaker 5: Okay, Paul, can you admit that you were selfish that

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00:42:53,440 --> 00:42:55,160
Speaker 5: night by not taking a bunch of photos of her?

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00:42:55,520 --> 00:42:56,440
Speaker 7: Look, I'm sorry.

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00:42:56,560 --> 00:42:58,200
Speaker 13: I didn't mean to offend you.

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00:42:58,280 --> 00:43:00,720
Speaker 7: I never thought that would in offense.

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Speaker 11: Well, that sounds fastizing.

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00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:05,000
Speaker 9: And I was so sad when I got home that night.

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Speaker 11: I only took five selfies in my house.

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00:43:08,600 --> 00:43:09,320
Speaker 5: Only five.

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Speaker 9: I take a lot more.

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00:43:11,719 --> 00:43:11,959
Speaker 7: Hello.

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00:43:12,400 --> 00:43:14,640
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, if you only take five photos of yourself,

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00:43:14,719 --> 00:43:15,600
Speaker 5: you know that's a bad.

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00:43:18,280 --> 00:43:18,480
Speaker 9: Yeah.

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Speaker 11: What do you have to say about it, Paul?

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00:43:21,520 --> 00:43:23,800
Speaker 10: You know, out of the millions of different things that

906
00:43:23,840 --> 00:43:25,640
Speaker 10: could have gone wrong on the date, I didn't think

907
00:43:25,680 --> 00:43:25,840
Speaker 10: of this.

908
00:43:27,360 --> 00:43:27,840
Speaker 5: I should have.

909
00:43:28,480 --> 00:43:30,720
Speaker 10: Yeah, And I wish I wish i'd taken more photos.

910
00:43:30,800 --> 00:43:33,360
Speaker 9: I will I wish I had yea, and I wish

911
00:43:33,440 --> 00:43:36,200
Speaker 9: that the apology could have come a long time ago

912
00:43:36,239 --> 00:43:36,520
Speaker 9: a home.

913
00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:39,799
Speaker 2: Oh, okay, are you saying it's too late?

914
00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:43,000
Speaker 5: We're having constructive communication here, So maybe this is a

915
00:43:43,080 --> 00:43:46,359
Speaker 5: good opportunity to ask would both of you consider going

916
00:43:46,400 --> 00:43:50,320
Speaker 5: out with each other another time with many, many photos

917
00:43:50,440 --> 00:43:53,640
Speaker 5: taken of Stacy? And if you're willing to do that,

918
00:43:53,920 --> 00:43:55,080
Speaker 5: then we would pay for it.

919
00:43:55,640 --> 00:43:56,200
Speaker 4: Photographer.

920
00:43:56,280 --> 00:43:57,440
Speaker 2: No, No, we don't have that much.

921
00:43:57,520 --> 00:44:01,840
Speaker 11: Sweet, I think you should book us a trip.

922
00:44:03,880 --> 00:44:04,680
Speaker 6: We don't have that at all.

923
00:44:04,680 --> 00:44:05,560
Speaker 4: We just said we don't money for.

924
00:44:09,760 --> 00:44:10,640
Speaker 5: You want to pall the boocket?

925
00:44:12,040 --> 00:44:13,960
Speaker 11: Didn't I just say that? I feel like I just

926
00:44:14,040 --> 00:44:17,480
Speaker 11: said that, Okay, you want to check with them.

927
00:44:17,520 --> 00:44:19,759
Speaker 5: You weren't even going to call him back of how

928
00:44:19,880 --> 00:44:21,960
Speaker 5: great she's going to look on vacation broke.

929
00:44:22,360 --> 00:44:28,040
Speaker 9: I'm thinking, like our plast what Paul coach wherever that is?

930
00:44:28,200 --> 00:44:29,000
Speaker 11: That's what I'm thinking.

931
00:44:29,200 --> 00:44:31,359
Speaker 4: You're like a road trip.

932
00:44:31,440 --> 00:44:34,400
Speaker 2: That's so that's how you apologize to you?

933
00:44:34,920 --> 00:44:39,560
Speaker 11: Oh yeah, listen, he can sit and coach.

934
00:44:39,760 --> 00:44:44,279
Speaker 2: Okay, that's going to save some money.

935
00:44:44,320 --> 00:44:48,800
Speaker 5: Though, this is a very very reasonable woman on the

936
00:44:48,880 --> 00:44:55,280
Speaker 5: phone who clearly thank you. Yeah, you're welcome sarcasm. Fortunately,

937
00:44:55,480 --> 00:44:57,520
Speaker 5: due to our radio budget, we're not going to be

938
00:44:57,600 --> 00:45:01,520
Speaker 5: able to pay for plane tickets, but maybe we can

939
00:45:01,680 --> 00:45:04,600
Speaker 5: fund the in flight meal at least the coach one.

940
00:45:04,800 --> 00:45:06,640
Speaker 5: We could probably afford that one for Paul.

941
00:45:07,800 --> 00:45:09,520
Speaker 2: It's usually an eight dollars box.

942
00:45:09,680 --> 00:45:11,560
Speaker 5: Paul, would you be open to this idea?

943
00:45:12,320 --> 00:45:12,480
Speaker 7: Well?

944
00:45:12,560 --> 00:45:13,520
Speaker 13: What choice do I have?

945
00:45:13,680 --> 00:45:15,719
Speaker 10: I mean, is that the only way I can spend

946
00:45:15,760 --> 00:45:16,880
Speaker 10: time with her, then that's what I.

947
00:45:16,960 --> 00:45:17,239
Speaker 6: Have to do.

948
00:45:17,480 --> 00:45:17,600
Speaker 9: Right.

949
00:45:17,960 --> 00:45:22,080
Speaker 5: Wow, the length that he's willing to go to for you, Stacy,

950
00:45:22,160 --> 00:45:23,760
Speaker 5: would you agree to a date with him.

951
00:45:24,520 --> 00:45:27,200
Speaker 9: As long as he's in coach except the terms that

952
00:45:27,320 --> 00:45:28,320
Speaker 9: I'm in first class?

953
00:45:29,200 --> 00:45:29,719
Speaker 4: Wow?

954
00:45:30,440 --> 00:45:31,000
Speaker 11: And he does so.

955
00:45:33,320 --> 00:45:35,400
Speaker 4: First class tickets. Honestly, you're next to him.

956
00:45:35,480 --> 00:45:36,719
Speaker 2: Is that they are not equals.

957
00:45:36,840 --> 00:45:40,080
Speaker 5: Okay, he needs to remember he's going to be punished

958
00:45:40,120 --> 00:45:42,160
Speaker 5: for a few weeks before he's allowed to sit next time.

959
00:45:42,760 --> 00:45:45,839
Speaker 5: But look at that, Paul, you asked us for another date.

960
00:45:45,920 --> 00:45:49,560
Speaker 5: You started off with a little bit of miscommunication, not

961
00:45:49,800 --> 00:45:54,040
Speaker 5: enough photos taken, and ended with the most unconventional, beautiful

962
00:45:54,200 --> 00:45:58,719
Speaker 5: romance in all of history. Wow, my eye, I must

963
00:45:58,760 --> 00:45:59,200
Speaker 5: feel good.

964
00:46:00,360 --> 00:46:01,239
Speaker 10: It doesn't feel bad.

965
00:46:03,600 --> 00:46:06,839
Speaker 2: Will when you check your bank account, she doesn't care.

966
00:46:06,719 --> 00:46:09,080
Speaker 6: About that brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

967
00:46:09,880 --> 00:46:12,360
Speaker 5: When you're a man and you see a sliver of

968
00:46:12,440 --> 00:46:16,560
Speaker 5: an opening to hang out with an unconventional woman and

969
00:46:16,760 --> 00:46:19,400
Speaker 5: she says, buy me a first class plane trip to

970
00:46:19,520 --> 00:46:22,759
Speaker 5: somewhere nice while you sit and coach. You can't let

971
00:46:22,840 --> 00:46:27,880
Speaker 5: an opportunity like that slip away. I guess that's right.

972
00:46:28,080 --> 00:46:30,759
Speaker 1: It's not an opportunity, jeff sounds like such a good,

973
00:46:30,840 --> 00:46:31,879
Speaker 1: healthy relationship.

974
00:46:32,080 --> 00:46:35,839
Speaker 5: Yep, Paul is no fool and jumped right on top

975
00:46:35,880 --> 00:46:39,840
Speaker 5: of it. That's why he's on Travelocity right now booking

976
00:46:39,880 --> 00:46:43,320
Speaker 5: a seven thousand dollars first class ticket to Turks and

977
00:46:43,440 --> 00:46:46,440
Speaker 5: Caicos like a real gentleman. I always want to go there.

978
00:46:46,520 --> 00:46:48,040
Speaker 2: Well, he flies in the luggage compartment.

979
00:46:48,360 --> 00:46:51,359
Speaker 5: Yeah, if he's lucky. But hey, good on you, Paul.

980
00:46:51,480 --> 00:46:53,759
Speaker 5: You can here for a date and you're left with one.

981
00:46:53,880 --> 00:46:55,480
Speaker 1: Do you think that we're going to get an update

982
00:46:55,520 --> 00:46:57,880
Speaker 1: from them, like five years from now, where they're happily

983
00:46:57,960 --> 00:46:59,680
Speaker 1: married with a couple babies on the way.

984
00:47:00,120 --> 00:47:02,080
Speaker 4: She's like, he bought me my house and he stays

985
00:47:02,120 --> 00:47:02,520
Speaker 4: over at his.

986
00:47:05,400 --> 00:47:05,600
Speaker 7: Yeah.

987
00:47:06,600 --> 00:47:10,399
Speaker 5: Love does work in mysterious ways, and sometimes it takes

988
00:47:10,520 --> 00:47:12,000
Speaker 5: us to give it a little bit of a nudge.

989
00:47:12,080 --> 00:47:14,680
Speaker 5: So email the show. We'll call that person who's not

990
00:47:14,800 --> 00:47:16,520
Speaker 5: calling you back, and go check out all of our

991
00:47:16,600 --> 00:47:19,799
Speaker 5: second dates. See our whole resume. Wherever you get your podcasts.

992
00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:20,960
Speaker 5: They're up at Brooke and.

993
00:47:20,960 --> 00:47:23,560
Speaker 6: Jeffery Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

994
00:47:25,560 --> 00:47:27,840
Speaker 5: It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. And I'm sorry

995
00:47:27,920 --> 00:47:31,399
Speaker 5: to say something that I feel like just got here

996
00:47:31,560 --> 00:47:34,160
Speaker 5: recently is already going away.

997
00:47:34,440 --> 00:47:36,920
Speaker 2: Well then we must not have liked it that much.

998
00:47:37,000 --> 00:47:39,040
Speaker 4: What is it I'm going to miss you Ashton.

999
00:47:40,680 --> 00:47:44,719
Speaker 5: Who works here. Okay, it's I assume I'm talking about

1000
00:47:44,840 --> 00:47:46,520
Speaker 5: the gen Z saying.

1001
00:47:46,960 --> 00:47:49,759
Speaker 2: No cap no cap. I left a while ago.

1002
00:47:49,920 --> 00:47:50,520
Speaker 4: I haven't heard that.

1003
00:47:51,160 --> 00:47:52,080
Speaker 5: What does it mean, Brooke?

1004
00:47:52,520 --> 00:47:53,640
Speaker 2: It means that you're not lying.

1005
00:47:54,000 --> 00:47:55,839
Speaker 5: Yes, it's truth, no lie.

1006
00:47:55,960 --> 00:47:56,960
Speaker 4: So now that Brooke knows it.

1007
00:47:57,480 --> 00:48:00,600
Speaker 5: That's how you know it's definitely where dude.

1008
00:48:00,800 --> 00:48:02,959
Speaker 2: I'm goaded. I'm so sigma dude.

1009
00:48:03,080 --> 00:48:05,719
Speaker 5: Yeah, I say it's going away because it's now being

1010
00:48:05,760 --> 00:48:10,000
Speaker 5: officially replaced by a new slang term, all thanks to

1011
00:48:10,200 --> 00:48:15,000
Speaker 5: Jen Alpha, and I'm encouraging all of us to start

1012
00:48:15,120 --> 00:48:19,200
Speaker 5: saying this around the office and on air as frequently

1013
00:48:19,280 --> 00:48:23,839
Speaker 5: as possible. That's old news. Okay, I'm going to sound

1014
00:48:23,960 --> 00:48:26,200
Speaker 5: super cool when I'm telling you this, so I'm going

1015
00:48:26,280 --> 00:48:27,719
Speaker 5: to turn my hat backwards for it.

1016
00:48:27,960 --> 00:48:30,160
Speaker 2: Okay, Wow, Jeff, that's what the kids are doing.

1017
00:48:32,440 --> 00:48:37,120
Speaker 5: Instead of no cap. Now you say facts, no printer,

1018
00:48:40,440 --> 00:48:46,040
Speaker 5: Facts like f A PTS FAX, like the outdated machine.

1019
00:48:46,600 --> 00:48:48,840
Speaker 2: Why would they be? They don't even know what that is.

1020
00:48:49,200 --> 00:48:52,640
Speaker 2: That's why it's cool, And how does it mean truth? Facts?

1021
00:48:52,719 --> 00:48:55,680
Speaker 2: No printers? You have to have a printer in order

1022
00:48:55,800 --> 00:48:56,560
Speaker 2: to have a fact.

1023
00:48:57,120 --> 00:48:59,799
Speaker 5: The fact that Brooke is confused and hates it, means

1024
00:48:59,840 --> 00:49:02,440
Speaker 5: it super cooler.

1025
00:49:01,560 --> 00:49:03,040
Speaker 2: When we try to do fax taps.

1026
00:49:03,120 --> 00:49:06,480
Speaker 5: Maybe we should go back to that, maybe because I

1027
00:49:06,600 --> 00:49:09,360
Speaker 5: am getting on board the gen Alpha train with facts

1028
00:49:09,480 --> 00:49:12,800
Speaker 5: no printer. So there you go. Whoever's listening to this

1029
00:49:13,000 --> 00:49:16,839
Speaker 5: right now, you are one percent cooler than you were

1030
00:49:17,160 --> 00:49:18,520
Speaker 5: just sixty seconds ago.

1031
00:49:19,000 --> 00:49:23,960
Speaker 2: All your kids today listening, Yes, fax it, we don't

1032
00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:24,279
Speaker 2: say that.

1033
00:49:27,080 --> 00:49:36,680
Speaker 5: Laser stores coming up next. That's facts no print. It's

1034
00:49:36,719 --> 00:49:39,880
Speaker 5: the radio segment that's making a difference with its new charity,

1035
00:49:40,360 --> 00:49:44,920
Speaker 5: Leftovers without Borders. Don't toss out that three week old

1036
00:49:44,960 --> 00:49:49,319
Speaker 5: tupperware of shrimp scampy, ship it to underprivileged children overseas

1037
00:49:49,840 --> 00:49:53,240
Speaker 5: so that they can enjoy those last four moldy bites.

1038
00:49:53,440 --> 00:49:55,279
Speaker 2: Yeah, what's that chair.

1039
00:49:55,600 --> 00:49:58,640
Speaker 5: The best part is they're financially responsible for cleaning and

1040
00:49:58,719 --> 00:50:03,840
Speaker 5: shipping the empty tupperware back to you. Yes, yours all

1041
00:50:04,080 --> 00:50:07,919
Speaker 5: thanks to Laser Stories. This segment where we read weird

1042
00:50:07,960 --> 00:50:10,440
Speaker 5: news stories around the globe, just like everyone else, except

1043
00:50:10,440 --> 00:50:13,200
Speaker 5: we've got a laser. No, but the mold scolders just don't.

1044
00:50:13,520 --> 00:50:16,440
Speaker 5: This first laser story is out of Los Angeles. A

1045
00:50:17,360 --> 00:50:19,920
Speaker 5: forty two year old man named Connor Munson came home

1046
00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:22,840
Speaker 5: recently after being away for a couple of days, and

1047
00:50:22,920 --> 00:50:24,479
Speaker 5: when he put the key in the door, he looked

1048
00:50:24,520 --> 00:50:27,719
Speaker 5: inside and saw that his house had been ransad.

1049
00:50:31,560 --> 00:50:34,120
Speaker 1: Such a terrible feeling. It's scary, like are the people

1050
00:50:34,200 --> 00:50:34,960
Speaker 1: still inside?

1051
00:50:35,640 --> 00:50:38,240
Speaker 5: He couldn't believe it, And as he walked around surveying

1052
00:50:38,320 --> 00:50:42,640
Speaker 5: the scene, he found the unthinkable. What a naked man

1053
00:50:42,920 --> 00:50:44,160
Speaker 5: sleeping in his bed?

1054
00:50:44,400 --> 00:50:49,399
Speaker 2: There they are? It could be a positive depending on yeah,

1055
00:50:49,440 --> 00:50:53,440
Speaker 2: Brook's best day ever. Someone just delivered him.

1056
00:50:54,480 --> 00:50:57,319
Speaker 5: So Connor called the police and they hauled the guy

1057
00:50:57,400 --> 00:51:01,359
Speaker 5: off to jail. Turns out Connor his adventure wasn't done yet.

1058
00:51:01,920 --> 00:51:05,600
Speaker 5: He continued to find strange things inside of his home.

1059
00:51:06,200 --> 00:51:09,640
Speaker 5: The intruder apparently ate an entire box of ice cream sandwiches,

1060
00:51:11,320 --> 00:51:15,719
Speaker 5: good cooked seven veggie burgers, and went through all of

1061
00:51:15,840 --> 00:51:16,680
Speaker 5: his chewing gum.

1062
00:51:17,120 --> 00:51:20,400
Speaker 1: Nobody got it glad he got all his cravings in

1063
00:51:20,520 --> 00:51:21,480
Speaker 1: before jail times.

1064
00:51:21,640 --> 00:51:21,800
Speaker 6: You know.

1065
00:51:22,160 --> 00:51:25,160
Speaker 5: He ate a full box of sixty pieces of gum,

1066
00:51:25,280 --> 00:51:27,880
Speaker 5: then spit it out in a big wad the size

1067
00:51:27,920 --> 00:51:31,480
Speaker 5: of a soft ball onto his coffee table, then added

1068
00:51:31,520 --> 00:51:33,600
Speaker 5: a post it note onto it that said the word

1069
00:51:33,960 --> 00:51:37,880
Speaker 5: art in quotes. He's cultured.

1070
00:51:38,080 --> 00:51:39,840
Speaker 2: You know, it's always an eye of the beholder.

1071
00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:42,279
Speaker 4: That would be like a two million dollar yeah.

1072
00:51:42,400 --> 00:51:44,839
Speaker 5: Oh yeah. He was in France at a museum, right,

1073
00:51:45,239 --> 00:51:45,440
Speaker 5: not a.

1074
00:51:45,440 --> 00:51:47,640
Speaker 2: Pedestals on it.

1075
00:51:47,880 --> 00:51:50,480
Speaker 5: He found the intruder also killed a possum on the

1076
00:51:50,560 --> 00:51:52,480
Speaker 5: back patio by using a statue.

1077
00:51:56,440 --> 00:51:56,640
Speaker 7: Yeah.

1078
00:51:56,880 --> 00:52:01,359
Speaker 5: Not surprisingly, he also discovered little baggies everywhere which were

1079
00:52:01,480 --> 00:52:07,160
Speaker 5: probably some kind of drugs. Yes, that's how it comes.

1080
00:52:07,440 --> 00:52:10,719
Speaker 5: The police are still investigating, and every day Connor is

1081
00:52:10,760 --> 00:52:12,640
Speaker 5: finding more and more surprise.

1082
00:52:12,840 --> 00:52:15,120
Speaker 2: He just has to keep calling. Okay, I got an update.

1083
00:52:16,640 --> 00:52:17,200
Speaker 4: I found.

1084
00:52:19,239 --> 00:52:22,960
Speaker 5: Next the stories out of Clarkstown, New York. Over a

1085
00:52:23,040 --> 00:52:25,320
Speaker 5: month ago, an eighty three year old man crashed his

1086
00:52:25,480 --> 00:52:28,640
Speaker 5: car into the local bank around two pm and went

1087
00:52:28,880 --> 00:52:33,600
Speaker 5: right through the front glass window. Thankfully, no one was hurt,

1088
00:52:33,880 --> 00:52:35,840
Speaker 5: and at the time he told officers he thought the

1089
00:52:35,960 --> 00:52:39,360
Speaker 5: vehicle was in park but accidentally hit the gas pedal

1090
00:52:39,680 --> 00:52:40,960
Speaker 5: and that's what happened.

1091
00:52:41,480 --> 00:52:46,080
Speaker 3: Senior citizens and Alexis you know and first learning drivers.

1092
00:52:48,960 --> 00:52:53,080
Speaker 5: Fast forward to exactly six weeks later, the same eighty

1093
00:52:53,120 --> 00:52:56,400
Speaker 5: three year old man crashed the same car into the

1094
00:52:56,600 --> 00:53:00,719
Speaker 5: same bank at the same time, around two pm in

1095
00:53:00,880 --> 00:53:02,440
Speaker 5: the exact same spot.

1096
00:53:02,920 --> 00:53:06,480
Speaker 4: Smash smash, so mash purpose.

1097
00:53:06,760 --> 00:53:11,000
Speaker 5: No, he's really just luckily for the bank, the window

1098
00:53:11,239 --> 00:53:14,439
Speaker 5: hadn't been fixed yet, so this time he crashed into

1099
00:53:14,480 --> 00:53:17,920
Speaker 5: a temporary plywood wall. And this is going to sound

1100
00:53:18,000 --> 00:53:20,120
Speaker 5: like deja vou, but he told the police he was

1101
00:53:20,200 --> 00:53:22,640
Speaker 5: steering into a parking spot when he thought he hit

1102
00:53:22,719 --> 00:53:25,560
Speaker 5: the brake, but hit the gas instead.

1103
00:53:28,200 --> 00:53:29,960
Speaker 8: I wouldn't you know why.

1104
00:53:29,920 --> 00:53:32,480
Speaker 2: We'd want to question his driving abilities at this point.

1105
00:53:32,800 --> 00:53:34,919
Speaker 5: The eighty three year old was not sighted the first

1106
00:53:34,960 --> 00:53:37,920
Speaker 5: time around for whatever reason, but the second time he

1107
00:53:38,040 --> 00:53:40,879
Speaker 5: was hit with two traffic violations. And as for the bank,

1108
00:53:41,040 --> 00:53:44,920
Speaker 5: they've already put another temporary plywood wall up. And if

1109
00:53:44,960 --> 00:53:48,320
Speaker 5: this isn't foreshadowing enough, you should probably know that in

1110
00:53:48,400 --> 00:53:52,920
Speaker 5: another six weeks the second crash would be Friday, June thirteenth.

1111
00:53:53,040 --> 00:53:56,200
Speaker 5: Oh yes, that's Friday the thirteenth.

1112
00:54:00,040 --> 00:54:01,640
Speaker 2: I didn't know. It's so hard to get your license

1113
00:54:01,719 --> 00:54:02,200
Speaker 2: taken away.

1114
00:54:02,560 --> 00:54:05,960
Speaker 5: It's yeah, believe me, when you're a sweet eighty three

1115
00:54:06,000 --> 00:54:09,840
Speaker 5: year old man who would want to Several people online

1116
00:54:09,880 --> 00:54:12,840
Speaker 5: are asking the family to consider taking this man's keys,

1117
00:54:13,360 --> 00:54:15,919
Speaker 5: but one person joked that the bank should just give

1118
00:54:16,000 --> 00:54:18,200
Speaker 5: up and make that a drive through lane.

1119
00:54:18,840 --> 00:54:21,759
Speaker 2: I mean my bank shut down the drive through lane

1120
00:54:21,760 --> 00:54:22,840
Speaker 2: and it is really a bummer.

1121
00:54:23,040 --> 00:54:27,080
Speaker 5: Yeah, this next laser stories out of bed Bugs and Beyond.

1122
00:54:29,000 --> 00:54:31,880
Speaker 5: Airbnb isn't just about renting homes or a shed in

1123
00:54:31,960 --> 00:54:34,839
Speaker 5: the back of some weird family's house anymore. The tech

1124
00:54:34,880 --> 00:54:38,560
Speaker 5: company's rolling out an enormous overhaul of its offering, giving

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Speaker 5: you the chance to have once in a lifetime memories

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Speaker 5: with your family and friends.

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Speaker 2: I love Airbnb. I use it all the time.

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Speaker 5: What does that mean? It ranges from the basic to

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Speaker 5: the extraordinary. For example, on the celebrity front, they're offering

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00:54:56,400 --> 00:54:59,680
Speaker 5: a special day of playing football and eating barbecue with

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Speaker 5: in the City quarterback Patrick MAHOMESO.

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Speaker 4: Awesome.

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Speaker 5: Also up for grabs, we'll be a day hanging backstage

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Speaker 5: on tour with Sabrina Carpenter.

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Speaker 2: I wonder if you get to wear lingerie too.

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Speaker 7: On stage.

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Speaker 5: If that doesn't get you going, how about an anime

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00:55:19,200 --> 00:55:24,360
Speaker 5: cosplay day with Megan thee Stallion. So how do you

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00:55:24,440 --> 00:55:26,920
Speaker 5: get to hang with a celeb? It's being offered for

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Speaker 5: zero dollars. However, it'll be a lottery system, with only

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Speaker 5: a few people being chosen for the exclusive events.

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Speaker 6: Age.

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Speaker 1: You're not telling me that Patrick's taking the season off

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Speaker 1: so we can hang with fans every day and fulfill

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Speaker 1: his Airbnb quota.

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Speaker 5: You probably should, But if you don't walk out with that,

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Speaker 5: Airbnb says it's okay because they'll be launching all sorts

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Speaker 5: of other experiences, including luxury massages, personal training sessions, and

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Speaker 5: even a pastry making class in Paris. Dude, I want the.

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Speaker 4: Massage to be from a celebrity. Oh that Bruno Mars.

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Speaker 8: Is just.

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Speaker 2: The work that you want. Brutal walk on your back

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Speaker 2: and you're like, are you there?

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Speaker 5: This next laser story is out of TV time. We

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Speaker 5: talked about some new shows coming to the networks this fall,

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00:56:14,160 --> 00:56:17,880
Speaker 5: but this one, well, it's different because you may know

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Speaker 5: who Tom Bergeron is, the previous host of Dancing with

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Speaker 5: the Stars and America's Funniest HOD Videos video. It turns

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Speaker 5: out he's finally returning to the dance floor. Actually, make

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Speaker 5: that the ocean floor, because coming soon he'll be hosting

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Speaker 5: a show on Discovery Channel Shark Week called Dancing with

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Speaker 5: the Sharks, and it's exactly what the name implies. Expert

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Speaker 5: divers and their shark partners will perform routines devised by

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Speaker 5: a quote world class underwater choreographer.

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Speaker 2: You're eliminated. Is that how it worked?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I haven't read the whole rule thing, but we

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Speaker 5: are talking about real sharks, not Left Show or Bob

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00:57:00,760 --> 00:57:03,560
Speaker 5: the Shark, although both of those would be awesome too.

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Speaker 2: There's a cage involved.

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Speaker 4: Shark can already dance.

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Speaker 5: Bergeron posted an Instagram video with the caption see you

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Speaker 5: in a few months. It will be fantastic. His humans

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Speaker 5: is still on point. Him too, and that makes you

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Speaker 5: think of other animals I'd pay to watch dance like

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Speaker 5: this little guy.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, that's not dancing.

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Speaker 5: No, you're right, it's the sound. I've been doing the

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Speaker 5: horizontal mambo with a mucklush, but YouTube took it down

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Speaker 5: after too many complaints. You get the idea. That's how

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Speaker 5: means Laser Stories has come to an end for the day.

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Speaker 5: We'll do it again, same time on Wednesday

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Speaker 6: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.