Speaker 1: Two teas in a pod with Teddy Mellencamp and camera Jeedge. Hi, guys,
Speaker 1: welcome to another episode of The Swats. Today were recapping
Speaker 1: Salt Lake City. Oh my god, it's better today.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're drunk.
Speaker 1: No, you know, I felt like it would be a
Speaker 1: little early at nine or seven.
Speaker 2: Middle State's bad?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: Is it because you went through your phone and you
Speaker 2: looked at all the nasty messages you wrote about me
Speaker 2: and then you burned them. Is that what happened?
Speaker 1: That's actually what happened. I asked everyone I noticed, send
Speaker 1: me the worst thing I've ever said about me, just
Speaker 1: so I could read them and then feel better about
Speaker 1: my life.
Speaker 2: No worry about yourself.
Speaker 1: I get to see my kids today. And you know,
Speaker 1: like some days you just need like a cry. I
Speaker 1: think I probably cried for ten hours yesterday and now
Speaker 1: I'm like a cry.
Speaker 2: I'm like, sometimes you just need to get it out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like instead of holding it in like half crying,
Speaker 1: like you just need a full breakdown.
Speaker 2: Now I'm glad. I'm glad you got it out, Teddy
Speaker 2: and you're feeling better.
Speaker 3: Well.
Speaker 1: You know what really popped me out of it though,
Speaker 1: was after the crying I was like, Okay, now you
Speaker 1: need to watch Salt Lake City, and it was so
Speaker 1: freaking good.
Speaker 2: It is so good. They really they really know how
Speaker 2: to do it. They really do. I want to be
Speaker 2: on that cast. I really do.
Speaker 1: Oh me too, that is, I.
Speaker 2: Mean on my cast, you're the main one. On that one,
Speaker 2: I'd be the same one that you. I mean, you's
Speaker 2: little sweetheart over there.
Speaker 1: Well it starts off, we get the three part reunion
Speaker 1: trailer and it's I love that they're safe words. Besos
Speaker 1: and opa are the safe are the safe words they decide.
Speaker 1: I have a feeling these safe words aren't going to work,
Speaker 1: but I do applaud Andy for trying. Lisa says, I
Speaker 1: didn't slander you as a mom. Andy tells bron Woman
Speaker 1: that she was going to wear the four million dollars
Speaker 1: one hundred and seventy carts necklace to the reunion and then.
Speaker 2: She dropped a bomb.
Speaker 1: She's like, damn, I spoke to the jeweler. You never
Speaker 1: bought that, and I was like that them are fatten words.
Speaker 2: Okay, So that's something that really bugs me about the
Speaker 2: Housewife for all as people will do things like oh,
Speaker 2: look at my New World's rice and then you find out,
Speaker 2: oh it was borrowed. Look at my four million dollar jewelry. Yeah,
Speaker 2: we never bought that.
Speaker 1: Don't do that.
Speaker 2: Don't do that.
Speaker 1: Don't do that.
Speaker 2: Don't try to act like you're rich or richer than
Speaker 2: you are.
Speaker 1: She probably is rich enough, but don't try to give
Speaker 1: us something just for a storyline.
Speaker 2: Yeah, don't do that. Don't wear fake design her clothes
Speaker 2: to make yourself look elevated. Just be yourself.
Speaker 1: It's not easy, but I do want to know does
Speaker 1: she have the necklace? Bron Win, do you have the
Speaker 1: necklace or not? Let us know? Then?
Speaker 2: Do you think Lisa would lie about that?
Speaker 1: I think any of those women would lie about anything
Speaker 1: they can to make people look like shit. Yes, I
Speaker 1: do do. Okay, Andy confronts Angie about saying Lisa's g
Speaker 1: wagon is repossessed on Twitter. Then Todd says, you asserting
Speaker 1: Braun when had a miscarriage? John says, watch your tone.
Speaker 2: Okay, this this this confusing. When Todd said that, when
Speaker 2: was when was this? Said? I? Why can't I remember?
Speaker 3: This was.
Speaker 1: Maybe before? Maybe I'm wrong, but I felt like it
Speaker 1: was on the after show.
Speaker 2: I haven't. We should probably watch the after shows.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what, Tam, we only watched seven hundred
Speaker 1: and forty three shows. I think we should get into
Speaker 1: watching more because.
Speaker 2: Well, here's the thing, like not every Housewife's show does
Speaker 2: after shows for some reason, like Orange County this year
Speaker 2: didn't do after shows. Yeah, so I don't understand it.
Speaker 1: Yeah I don't either. Then Meredith says to Brittany, I'm
Speaker 1: not going to let you spread lies about me. I
Speaker 1: got to tell you. Mereth's on my last nerve, on
Speaker 1: my last from her shawl to her always wanting to
Speaker 1: leave every conversation to her.
Speaker 2: Louis Vuitton f a imask why why.
Speaker 1: Did she only have a scratched cornea at breakfast? Why
Speaker 1: was I scratching everything?
Speaker 2: Scratch cornea is no joke. Yeah, no, you're no joke.
Speaker 2: You're not liking that eye. You're not putting makeup on
Speaker 2: that eye.
Speaker 1: No, you're not getting glammed and putting on a wig
Speaker 1: with that eye.
Speaker 2: No, no, my mom has had that many times.
Speaker 1: But then what about this part? Everyone gets emotional When
Speaker 1: Andy asked Mary how Robert Junior is doing? Even Andy,
Speaker 1: I mean, it looks like Andy's crime.
Speaker 2: Well, he had a little tear for sure. Yeah, then
Speaker 2: Lisa's I hope he's doing okay.
Speaker 1: I know, and by the way, she means Robert jor
Speaker 1: not Andy. I think hope Andy's recovered from this reunion.
Speaker 2: I'm sure its really hard for Andy recovered from all
Speaker 2: the reunions.
Speaker 1: Then Lisa says, you guys were saying maybe Lisa's had affairs.
Speaker 1: Angie says, your friends sent me photos of someone you
Speaker 1: were dating. Then Andy confronts Seth about allegedly having a
Speaker 1: side chick in Ohio, and.
Speaker 2: Jesus, all the cheating rumors on this show are absolutely
Speaker 2: insane to me.
Speaker 1: Well it really is Real Housewives of Salt Lake City
Speaker 1: Mormon why.
Speaker 2: Right, Well, there you go. Maybe it's just normal, yeah,
Speaker 2: normal behavior.
Speaker 1: But she says she's finished. Her getting that upset about
Speaker 1: it leads me to believe there maybe judge of truth
Speaker 1: to it, because if you if somebody said to you
Speaker 1: Edie's cheating, would you have to get upset?
Speaker 2: I would laugh at him for one, like, yeah, okay,
Speaker 2: give me the proof, let's see it's okay, doubt it.
Speaker 2: Not to that, I mean, you would get annoyed, but
Speaker 2: not to the point where you're like, oh, I've got it.
Speaker 1: Here, especially because we already know that they've been in
Speaker 1: a situation where they were going to be separated. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: but it makes us very excited for the reunion. But
Speaker 1: before we get into the reunion next week, part three,
Speaker 1: parts very excited, we have this episode which they everybody
Speaker 1: I thought was Chef's kiss.
Speaker 2: I hate that saying you do why I do? I
Speaker 2: don't know why? Yeah, I just it's chef's kiss. I
Speaker 2: don't know. I feel like it's been used so many
Speaker 2: times and the way people use it it bugs me.
Speaker 2: So did you see why What Happens Live with Lisa Barlow?
Speaker 1: Everybody's messaging like Lisa Barlow looks.
Speaker 2: Different, she looks different. I'm gonna say, we're gonna find
Speaker 2: out the runa, but I think I know that she
Speaker 2: was gonna have to see you two laser done, which
Speaker 2: that does great, you know for your skin, making it smooth,
Speaker 2: but it doesn't tighten things like you know, like pull
Speaker 2: your face back.
Speaker 1: But it is always I will look amazing that my
Speaker 1: every time I've been on to watch What Happens Live,
Speaker 1: I look a little bit different than I do.
Speaker 2: They have amazing lighting there, yeah, such.
Speaker 4: Good lighting, and then the glam team like, it's it's
Speaker 4: just different type of glam than we usually get here.
Speaker 1: And then the pictures are different, well.
Speaker 2: My pictures if you have Priscilla's camera, they're filters.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean it's she looks different.
Speaker 2: She looks different. Though she looks way different.
Speaker 1: She's great, I mean she looks she's a beautiful pretty, yes, beautiful,
Speaker 1: but okay, so the women sit in their confessionals.
Speaker 4: It starts out the episode where they're in confessionals, which
Speaker 4: at this point Heather's probably like, damn it, I shouldn't
Speaker 4: have worn my camos camos.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but that's how we roll guys like we if
Speaker 2: we're only shot from the waist up, but you know,
Speaker 2: Orange County now is doing them from the knees up,
Speaker 2: so you have to be fully dressed.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I don't think that. I don't think they
Speaker 1: warned them that it was going to be these full
Speaker 1: like movies.
Speaker 2: No, I know that, I know that. But we used
Speaker 2: to be able to just wear sweats and a cute
Speaker 2: top or whatever whatever, but not anymore.
Speaker 4: Nope, they are flashing heated moments from the season. Heather says,
Speaker 4: it's true that we chose to do this putting our
Speaker 4: lives out on display, showing our weakest moments, sharing our
Speaker 4: darkest secrets, leaving ourselves open to criticism, open to judget
Speaker 4: and those opinions can hurt. But what happens when the
Speaker 4: friends you turn to for support have turned on you too?
Speaker 2: Okay, so we don't do this little narrating thing on
Speaker 2: our show. We've never done it. I really like it.
Speaker 2: It kind of reminds me, you know, how Southern Charm
Speaker 2: does that. Yeah, how somebody come out now? I spied Laser,
Speaker 2: Shawn Laser.
Speaker 1: I spied Gavin.
Speaker 2: I didn't see Gavin.
Speaker 1: How did I guess that episode episode? He is?
Speaker 2: Oh my god. So Gavin and Laser both worked on
Speaker 2: Orange County and Beverly Hills, and I'm so sad. I
Speaker 2: still talked to Shawn Laser. I've known him eighteen years.
Speaker 2: He started when I started over at Orange County. He
Speaker 2: had no children. It was crazy. Yeah, and he I know,
Speaker 2: he got a promotion and he's working on Salt Lake
Speaker 2: City as like a you know, like an executive producer.
Speaker 4: So yeah, well he was already like when right before
Speaker 4: I started Beverly Hills, he was in sound and then
Speaker 4: by the time I.
Speaker 2: Was there, he Well, he worked his way up. He's working.
Speaker 1: He was a producer, like, so it's a B and C.
Speaker 2: Well, now he's executive producer, I believe. Over there in
Speaker 2: Salt Lake City, Trader.
Speaker 1: Well, he's doing He's doing the lord's work because it's good.
Speaker 2: It is so good. I would love to have him
Speaker 2: on the show to ask him why this show is
Speaker 2: so much more because he's worked on so many shows.
Speaker 2: Why is this so much more elevated than some of
Speaker 2: the other Housewives shows?
Speaker 1: I think because honestly, these women are talking about real shit,
Speaker 1: and the cast like they're not holding back.
Speaker 2: Well, it's more than the cast. It's the way. It's
Speaker 2: the produced and the editing and the the music that's
Speaker 2: on there, the opening showing all these women. You know,
Speaker 2: it's different. It's not just the cast, I know, but
Speaker 2: it's everybody is working. It's yeah, yeah, yeah, you know,
Speaker 2: most shows you've got one or two housewives that they're
Speaker 2: going to be the ones pushing story. But like every
Speaker 2: even Wynny didn't take a break this episode.
Speaker 1: She was like, I'm clocked in, yeah yeah. But then
Speaker 1: we get to twenty four hours earlier, the women sit
Speaker 1: for breakfast. This is where Meredith has a scratch cornea
Speaker 1: that apparently healed by lunch.
Speaker 2: But how did this scratch that mysteriously went away? How
Speaker 2: did it happen at four in the morning.
Speaker 1: I don't know. She probably rubbed her eye and there
Speaker 1: was a piece of sand in it and it was
Speaker 1: like bugging her. Like, I don't know, I really don't know.
Speaker 4: But then Meredith says she can't be heard unless she's
Speaker 4: screaming and apologizes.
Speaker 1: But I'm like, Meredith, welcome to Housewives. Yeah, that's entirely
Speaker 1: the point. But also, what is with this franchise and
Speaker 1: eye injuries?
Speaker 2: I don't know. I was waiting for her to remove
Speaker 2: the mask and have a big old shiner.
Speaker 1: Do you think that Ginshaw broke out of prison?
Speaker 2: And well, we do hear the Jinshaw will be be
Speaker 2: released by Thanksgiving of next year.
Speaker 1: Next season, salt Lake, she's clocked back in.
Speaker 2: I don't know about next season, but maybe the season after.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I have to be honest, I don't
Speaker 1: know that I need jen schagain. Well, then the women
Speaker 1: surprised Lisa with a Lisa themed lunch. Whitney wears an outfit.
Speaker 4: With tags at first, I didn't know that she was
Speaker 4: mocking Lisa, and I was like, does she know her
Speaker 4: tags were hanging out?
Speaker 2: I mean, pretty pretty smart of her to do that.
Speaker 1: I mean she went brown.
Speaker 2: I mean, what got I would love to be able
Speaker 2: to wear my clothes on the show and just send
Speaker 2: him right back.
Speaker 1: Well, Lisa asked what she's implying, and Whitney says that
Speaker 1: she's fake. I mean she even had a little private
Speaker 1: tack on the purse.
Speaker 2: I was dead, I know, but it's But the thing
Speaker 2: is is like she really wanted to make a fight
Speaker 2: out of this last trip where Heather I felt like
Speaker 2: was being nice and trying to bring them all together.
Speaker 2: And then there she is like, I'm going to after Lee.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna put my tags on it. I'm going to
Speaker 2: make it as nasty as possible.
Speaker 1: Like well, because I'm sure she probably got the talking to, like, Whitney,
Speaker 1: where you've been this season? Bring it? But Whitney says
Speaker 1: she brought information about her business to this group and
Speaker 1: the women, and then Lisa says the information was out
Speaker 1: there and tells Whitney her gut is out.
Speaker 2: Leaky gut. She had leaky gut. I thought that was
Speaker 2: pretty That was pretty good. That was a quick one.
Speaker 2: Do you think she had that in her arsenal? Do
Speaker 2: you think she just that just came to her immediately.
Speaker 1: Well, I didn't get it, so it wasn't back good
Speaker 1: or I'm that slow leaky gut.
Speaker 2: If you have a leaky gut, like it's like a
Speaker 2: let's move on.
Speaker 1: Oh gosh.
Speaker 4: Well, then Lisa tells Whitney to take her wig off
Speaker 4: and she'll never be her. Lisa says Whitney will never
Speaker 4: sell as many companies as her or be as ethical.
Speaker 4: Lisa tells Whitney to go get her proof and then
Speaker 4: she will sue her and take her new house.
Speaker 1: And then Brittany tells Lisa, I don't like that.
Speaker 2: I didn't like that at all.
Speaker 3: She's been Brittany say that people sue people too easily,
Speaker 3: and to me, it's just like I'll sue you and
Speaker 3: take your house, Like that's just such an evil thing
Speaker 3: to say.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just nasty. I didn't like that comment at all.
Speaker 1: Then Brittany tells Lisa she's been loyal to her, and
Speaker 1: Mary tells Brittany not to chime in since she just
Speaker 1: was recording all of them Brittany says they've been torturing her.
Speaker 1: Tries to say that Mary's been videoing. No one's having it.
Speaker 1: Brittany then gets emotional and leaves the table, and Angie
Speaker 1: follows her. Mary has heard that Angie would follow someone
Speaker 1: who doesn't like her. What was your initial reaction to
Speaker 1: Mary being upset for going after?
Speaker 2: Childish? I think it was childish. You know, I've had
Speaker 2: friends that you can't be friends with other people if
Speaker 2: they don't like them, and I don't like that mentality,
Speaker 2: And so when she did that, I'm like, oh, come on, Mary,
Speaker 2: like she's going after because she's upset, Like she's being
Speaker 2: a nice human.
Speaker 1: She has a heart. But now who has worse for
Speaker 1: than Brittany? Who poor server? Who has? Oh my, I
Speaker 1: love that. I love that. I love that.
Speaker 2: I love that. I love that. I like it. I mean,
Speaker 2: Mary made it quite clear that she's that friend. If
Speaker 2: she doesn't like somebody, neither can you. And I don't
Speaker 2: subscribe to that at all. You know, I am friends
Speaker 2: with people that you don't necessarily like, and you're friends
Speaker 2: with people and I don't like like it just happens.
Speaker 2: But you know, As their conversation went on, I understood
Speaker 2: it better. You know, her abandonment issues. I don't have those,
Speaker 2: so it's hard for me to wrap my brain around it.
Speaker 2: But she helped me understand what it feels like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think, you know, we kind of get get
Speaker 1: through this a little bit. But then they sit down
Speaker 1: for their last dinner. I love that their daytime excursions
Speaker 1: are maybe forty five seconds and then they're like, let's
Speaker 1: get back to fighting at dinner.
Speaker 2: No, actually, if you I went to the gym, I
Speaker 2: listened to the audio. I didn't watch it, but I
Speaker 2: listen to the audio of the peacock version, which is extended,
Speaker 2: and they they're because at first I'm like, oh wow,
Speaker 2: they're the horseback riding lasted thirty seconds, but it was longer.
Speaker 2: They had like a beach walk and all that stuff
Speaker 2: on there, so it was a little bit different.
Speaker 1: Then they sit down for their last dinner and they
Speaker 1: do a toasted dinner. Angie says Meredith and her made
Speaker 1: eye contact, and Meredith says, they're a positive trajectory for
Speaker 1: being friends. If eye contact means that we're friends, Like great,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna just go around like this to everybody at
Speaker 1: pissed off.
Speaker 2: Did they not have a conversation. I don't know. I
Speaker 2: was assuming they had like some kind of conversation where
Speaker 2: they made up. It was just eye contact. Then okay,
Speaker 2: that's some power there, power, definitely some power.
Speaker 1: Then Angie asked Mary if she wants a piece of
Speaker 1: pepperoni pizza. Mary ignores her. Angie asked what is going on,
Speaker 1: and Mary says she ran after Brittany. Mary tells Angie
Speaker 1: that she's upset she ran after Brittany, and Angie gets emotional,
Speaker 1: telling Mary she's changed her life. Mary starts crying, saying
Speaker 1: both her parents abandon her and now she has abandonment issues.
Speaker 1: Her dad didn't like her and her mom cut her off.
Speaker 1: And then Angie says she sees Mary differently than everyone
Speaker 1: else sees her. She tells Mary she loves her. Mary
Speaker 1: says she never knew when to tell Angie she loved
Speaker 1: her like she wanted to say when she gets off
Speaker 1: the phone, and she was waiting for her to say
Speaker 1: at first, and then her confessional Mary says she knows
Speaker 1: Angie is a friend to her and brought a sisterhood.
Speaker 1: They make up, they tell each other they love each other.
Speaker 1: This is actually like a true friendship.
Speaker 2: This is a true friendship, and it really it actually
Speaker 2: made me tear up. It was really sweet and sad,
Speaker 2: and it got to it kind of humanized Mary better
Speaker 2: because she does come off as a very cold person.
Speaker 2: And I can understand that because some might say that
Speaker 2: I'm cold. I'm not good with my emotions and feelings.
Speaker 2: I would rather puck my eyeballs out than talk about
Speaker 2: stuff like that. And I think that Mary is just
Speaker 2: just just dealing with trauma from her past and it's
Speaker 2: just not easy for her.
Speaker 1: But I also think this speaks a lot about Andrewe
Speaker 1: because clearly Andree's done a lot this season. She's you know,
Speaker 1: she's been messy, she said things, she's done whatever. But
Speaker 1: Angie never told anybody about Robert Junior.
Speaker 2: No, But what what the was bron and wearing?
Speaker 1: I honestly, what was that? It's unclear? But Bronwin didn't
Speaker 1: bug me this episode.
Speaker 2: She didn't bug me. But but when Mary said, or
Speaker 2: when Angie said, God brought us together, you told me that,
Speaker 2: you said, you know that God brought us together? And
Speaker 2: I'm like, yeah, and Brittany just pulled you apart that quick,
Speaker 2: that quick.
Speaker 1: Well, Also, why a was I ordering to Brownie pizza
Speaker 1: in Mexico.
Speaker 2: That's what I was just going to say, like everybody's
Speaker 2: ordering pizza. And by the way, I've been a portaviader
Speaker 2: so many times. I don't even know where this area is.
Speaker 1: With the eat at the same restaurant every night, I'm
Speaker 1: pretty sure.
Speaker 2: Well a lot of the restaurants are like that. They're
Speaker 2: all on a deck kind of overlooking the sand the water.
Speaker 2: I don't know, I didn't I don't remember what the
Speaker 2: other one looked like.
Speaker 1: Meredith says.
Speaker 4: The blogger who provided Whitney with the information that Lisa
Speaker 4: started that Ali Baba story told her he never gave
Speaker 4: Whitney any proof and that she is twisting his words.
Speaker 1: Listen. I'm not even going to bring up his name
Speaker 1: because he doesn't deserve it, but I think he probably
Speaker 1: told multiple housewives multiple different things. This is a shady
Speaker 1: blogger who wants to be famous more than anybody else.
Speaker 1: And I don't trust a word he says.
Speaker 2: Did Has he came out and said anything since last
Speaker 2: night's episode.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't fall because I know that him and Whitney,
Speaker 2: after the first scene of them talking on the phone,
Speaker 2: had a falling out, remember, and that was going around
Speaker 2: saying that they're no longer she's no longer following him.
Speaker 2: I don't know if she is now, but yeah, it's.
Speaker 4: Just kind of sealed the deal from with him. Linny
Speaker 4: Hawkstein wife interview.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is the kind of stuff that really hurts
Speaker 2: these shows is when you know, this is what happened
Speaker 2: to Jersey, is when they're feeding stories to particular bloggers
Speaker 2: that are in their camp and doing all this stuff.
Speaker 2: That's what destroys our shows.
Speaker 4: The Whitney says, it's no secret that Lisa fed Reality
Speaker 4: Vontee's information. Whitney says she reached out in desperation because
Speaker 4: she had to prove herself against a Lisa and Meredith,
Speaker 4: and when she says Monica's name, the whole table is.
Speaker 2: Like, oh my god. When she did that, I'm like, no, Whitney,
Speaker 2: this is the death of you. You shouldn't do that.
Speaker 2: I happened to like Monica and I think that she
Speaker 2: was really good on the show. I think that this
Speaker 2: could be their way of bringing her back next season.
Speaker 2: I was really hoping at the end of the episode
Speaker 2: if they did all the you know what they're doing
Speaker 2: with bring out your receipts and this that Monica could
Speaker 2: walk up with her burn book at the very end and.
Speaker 1: Say I have the bitches.
Speaker 2: Oh good.
Speaker 1: Then Mary agrees.
Speaker 4: That's saying that when they get upset, they attack and
Speaker 4: they feel like they need to find something out of desperation.
Speaker 1: To kind of come for each other.
Speaker 2: It cracked me up when Mary says, you guys are
Speaker 2: not the friendliest people.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's like, especially you guys. But I wish Whitney
Speaker 1: was as meticulous about having her proof as she was
Speaker 1: for having her receipts hanging off of her tom for
Speaker 1: an outfit in first, because like, I would have had
Speaker 1: that receipts timeline proof ready to show. If you're gonna
Speaker 1: keep saying yeah, like, why not have it?
Speaker 2: I'm sick of saying proofs and timelines and receipts to
Speaker 2: be honest with you.
Speaker 1: Well, then Heather. Then Heather says they should go through
Speaker 1: their phones find the worst thing they've ever said about
Speaker 1: someone at the table.
Speaker 2: Do you think they were prepared for this? I thought
Speaker 2: that when I watched the Rabo version, But when I
Speaker 2: watched the Peacock version, they talked about a little more
Speaker 2: like Okay, put somebody's name in search, see what you
Speaker 2: can find, like they yeah, because I'm like, Jesus, these
Speaker 2: were like like little paragraphs of people. Could you When
Speaker 2: I'm pissed off, I'm like, she's a bitch like that.
Speaker 2: I don't go like, I don't write like you know
Speaker 2: so and so like and she sucks Diggs and she
Speaker 2: does this and she dates old men, like I don't
Speaker 2: do that.
Speaker 1: No. Well, also, I don't remember, like if somebody said,
Speaker 1: what's the worst text message you've ever sent about somebody
Speaker 1: right now? I couldn't be like, oh, hold.
Speaker 2: On, oh here it is right here. Yeah, that's what
Speaker 2: I was thinking. I'm like they had to been tipped
Speaker 2: off or something, because that's not an easy task unless
Speaker 2: all you do is just sit around and talk about
Speaker 2: your castmates. You know. To me, it's best not to
Speaker 2: ever put anything in writing to any cast member about
Speaker 2: another cast member because it could be brought up.
Speaker 4: But we also don't know if these were to cast members,
Speaker 4: because they're not showing us as a text. They're showing
Speaker 4: it as like a blue circle that they've cropped and
Speaker 4: read like. Lisa even had a hard time reading hers
Speaker 4: because she had to like scroll back.
Speaker 2: Back and forth. Yeah, but also.
Speaker 1: Like I loved that before we get into the text.
Speaker 4: We got to love like Heather's monologue of coming together,
Speaker 4: and then she's like, now let's read the absolute worst.
Speaker 1: Thing we've ever said something. Yeah, how long do we
Speaker 1: think that she practices monologue? Because I love Heather this season,
Speaker 1: but she's two for two for ending the seasons with
Speaker 1: like a perfectly curated monologue that works.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's she's very well prepared. She comes up with
Speaker 2: very good ideas, like the the Lisa party. Everybody's like Lisa.
Speaker 2: That's like some things that you don't see on everyday
Speaker 2: Housewives a lot of times, because Housewives have been around
Speaker 2: for going on nineteen years. We've all done it. There's
Speaker 2: not much more that we could do that hasn't already
Speaker 2: been done in another franchise. She comes up with some
Speaker 2: good ideas, some good party ideas like this, Like if
Speaker 2: I would have said this to my cast, they'd be like, no,
Speaker 2: I'm not doing that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I'm not doing that. But these girls they're
Speaker 1: not brown. They're gonna work hard.
Speaker 2: No, but this is a thing. They don't take themselves
Speaker 2: too seriously. They can argue, they can fight, they can
Speaker 2: bring up you know, the obvious, and then they can
Speaker 2: move on. It's like, that's why that show works and
Speaker 2: other shows don't don't. Yeah, she wrote her book without
Speaker 2: a ghostwriter, so and she's won awards for writing. So
Speaker 2: I think she's just really good at speaking, good with
Speaker 2: her words.
Speaker 1: No, I really liked her this season.
Speaker 2: Hea, there's a smarty pants.
Speaker 4: I felt bad for her though, like in her one
Speaker 4: confessional where all of a sudden her voice is like,
Speaker 4: I'm like, you know, she was sick that day and
Speaker 4: they're like, I'm sorry, you gotta do it.
Speaker 2: I got to do it. We're at the end in
Speaker 2: stretch like you. I'm like, always yeah, I mean sometimes
Speaker 2: we're doing confessionals right, you know, like right before the reunion,
Speaker 2: before she reshooting the reunion. Usually after the reunion, we're done.
Speaker 2: We don't have to do anything else. But yeah, they
Speaker 2: really stretch those out.
Speaker 1: Then Mary's text explains how she doesn't feel accepted by
Speaker 1: Heather and that Heather's success has changed her, making Heather
Speaker 1: feel better than others. Britney's text said, I would like
Speaker 1: to invite Bronwin over.
Speaker 2: Well, Mary's text about Hea there was a little bit
Speaker 2: more than that.
Speaker 1: Well, yeah. I mean it was a lot longer, a lot.
Speaker 2: More than that. It was very like you got to
Speaker 2: your head.
Speaker 1: She's changed, ego.
Speaker 2: Like all that stuff, like, but I do think I
Speaker 2: think she's better or.
Speaker 4: Was it the season before there was a season of
Speaker 4: Heather that was like kind of brutal, but Heather.
Speaker 1: Yeah my favorites again.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, she is mine too. I mean I've heard
Speaker 2: from Mini Housewives that she's ego got a little bit big.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I think she checked right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think that she's like okay, you know, it
Speaker 2: gives her her like you know. The way she explained
Speaker 2: it in her confessional is like, you know, I went
Speaker 2: through a lot. I was when I started the show.
Speaker 2: When they say success then you know five years ago
Speaker 2: before my success. You know, it's obviously being on a
Speaker 2: platform and what you do on your platform once you
Speaker 2: get on there. She said she was not in a
Speaker 2: good place and just wanted to go through the motions
Speaker 2: and make sure her kids are okay until she was
Speaker 2: would she say put to rest?
Speaker 1: Yeah, like and but I I I appreciated this.
Speaker 2: What you like? Did you mention did you notice the
Speaker 2: John Mellencamp a little yeah?
Speaker 1: Do you know who had a little diddy about Angie.
Speaker 2: Angie goes, I have a little diddy about Bronwyn.
Speaker 1: I got to tell you this. I don't want to
Speaker 1: piss off and you.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, hot even here she is, she's hot headed,
Speaker 2: but even that, like she was ready to throw blows.
Speaker 2: She stood up at that table and I'm like, oh ship,
Speaker 2: we had a producer walk in and tried to like
Speaker 2: grab her. We'll throw it the flowers at Lisa.
Speaker 1: No, I thought Lisa was more No. Oh no, that
Speaker 1: was when she tried to rip off her wig, which
Speaker 1: we didn't even talk about.
Speaker 2: Oh Lisa tried to rip yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, then Angie, oh, this text was appointing with Whitney
Speaker 1: or She's like, don't point me.
Speaker 2: I don't know, don't point.
Speaker 1: Do I care if people point at me.
Speaker 2: I don't like people pointing to my face. That bugs me.
Speaker 2: Like if you get close to my face, I just
Speaker 2: want to knock that finger right off you.
Speaker 1: What is Lisa gonna do about heatherd Brow Doesn't she
Speaker 1: point a lot?
Speaker 2: She points, but she just uses her finger to top
Speaker 2: But I don't think but she's not a It's not
Speaker 2: like in your face, I'm gonna rip it off. That's
Speaker 2: not Heather's way. It's just pointing. Well, then either we
Speaker 2: all have our thing.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Angie's text Bronwin seems nice. I like her business
Speaker 4: plan marrying a man who has one foot in the.
Speaker 1: Grave and one on a banana pill. But I like
Speaker 1: mine better. I'd rather be self made. She's nice, but
Speaker 1: she doesn't listen because her ears are stitched down to
Speaker 1: her face so tight she can't hear anything. She wears
Speaker 1: a hot dog suit to remind us she sucked her
Speaker 1: way to the top. But while whoa randam, we've just
Speaker 1: gotten like this emotional part where we're really like loving
Speaker 1: Angie and Mary and we're like, what a true up
Speaker 1: the friendship. But during this part, this was Angie's face.
Speaker 2: She's like, oh no, she's crying.
Speaker 1: Oh no.
Speaker 2: It wasn't like it was all goodbye, I'm out of here.
Speaker 2: I mean it was pretty harsh like those. And do
Speaker 2: we know who she texted to?
Speaker 1: Of course we don't.
Speaker 2: Then well I just don't see I just way I'm
Speaker 2: calling bullshit on these because it's like, write something really
Speaker 2: horrible about somebody. I mean, I don't know, I don't
Speaker 2: text like that. I mean, I'm going to ship talkers
Speaker 2: will be like, what an idiot? Stupid? Are you kidding
Speaker 2: me right now? Things like that, But not like a
Speaker 2: whole paragraph like a synopsis of their life.
Speaker 1: No, I'll be like, she makes me want to cut
Speaker 1: my own face off things like that. Yeah, not like
Speaker 1: digging into what it actually is about her personal life
Speaker 1: that really.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just weird. Well then, I mean, these girls
Speaker 2: were very prepared for this tax text. I would really
Speaker 2: have to be scrolling and trying to figure out how
Speaker 2: to Like.
Speaker 1: You'd have to call and be like, Teddy, what's the
Speaker 1: worst thing I've probably know?
Speaker 2: What's the worst thing of a text about somebody?
Speaker 1: But a friend? What's the worst what's the worst thing
Speaker 1: I've had? And the worst shit I've talked? Then Heather
Speaker 1: text says that Whitney is a low life, thirsty piece
Speaker 1: of ship who sold her soul for fame and that
Speaker 1: she never should have trusted her. Also, Beauty Lab didn't
Speaker 1: sell a single Whitney Rose product that you can tell.
Speaker 1: That actually kind of hurt Whitney.
Speaker 2: That one was uhh. But then on the extended when Yeah.
Speaker 1: Peacock version, we see Lisa's text about Meredith saying Meredith
Speaker 1: gathers information about people and weaponizes it.
Speaker 2: Well, that's probably a text you'd probably see about somebody
Speaker 2: in my cast. That that's about as detailed her as
Speaker 2: I would get. But then a bullet point girl.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And then Whitney's text says a woman approached her
Speaker 1: claim I mean that she has made out with Lisa
Speaker 1: while jerking off John.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, did you see howther gay? She had
Speaker 2: to literally cover her face she was, she was trying
Speaker 2: not to laugh. I started laughing when when they said
Speaker 2: the jerking off staff, I start laughing, And I'm like,
Speaker 2: are you right now? Means really what we're talking about.
Speaker 4: We can all say what we want about Whitney, but
Speaker 4: she has mastered the art of getting a reaction out
Speaker 4: of baby blowgess like, there is nothing that Whitney like.
Speaker 4: She's like, my sole mission is to piss off Lisa Barlow,
Speaker 4: and she has mastered it.
Speaker 2: Every single oh for sure.
Speaker 1: Then Lisa's screams, it's a lie. In response to Whitney's text,
Speaker 1: Whitney says she wants to burn it. She Lisa's screams
Speaker 1: that Whitney to stop apologizing, calling her dirty. Lisa says
Speaker 1: that she's heard that Sean's circle jerks. This is this
Speaker 1: really bothered me, So, I know, how do you talk
Speaker 1: about my marriage? Like?
Speaker 2: What the Well, the first time I heard it, I
Speaker 2: thought that she was saying, how would you like it
Speaker 2: if I said he was doing circle jerks? And then
Speaker 2: I listened to it again at the gym today and
Speaker 2: I'm like, no, that's not what she said. She's actually
Speaker 2: accusing Sean.
Speaker 1: She wasn't she was not at Whitney.
Speaker 2: And then because she didn't have any because obviously she
Speaker 2: didn't have any information on anybody else's husband, so she
Speaker 2: had to throw that off, throw that out there to
Speaker 2: try to you know, she was projecting she's trying to
Speaker 2: get it out there to get the heat off of
Speaker 2: her husband. But do you think the Heather really thought
Speaker 2: this exercise is going to work and come out of
Speaker 2: something good or she's like, oh, this is gonna everything up,
Speaker 2: it's going to be a great season finale.
Speaker 1: Well, listen, some of them took it. Some of them
Speaker 1: took it on the chin and just freaking like yeah,
Speaker 1: having to read that text and take it like she
Speaker 1: now she took it then, Uh, Mary says Lisa had
Speaker 1: to make Angie feel how Whitney made her feel and
Speaker 1: Lisa says, no one says sexual things about anyone else's
Speaker 1: marriage with hers, as she's just said it, and then
Speaker 1: bron When is upset because Lisa can talk about other
Speaker 1: wives husbands, but when it comes to Lisa's she's off limits.
Speaker 1: And then Lisa pivoting to Sean to me was as
Speaker 1: nasty as Whitney having her read that text. It didn't
Speaker 1: make any it made zero sense. But then at the
Speaker 1: end of the finale it felt very much of like
Speaker 1: the middle of like a really good dream, and then
Speaker 1: suddenly you're woken by like a child coming into your
Speaker 1: room and you're like, I want to go to see
Speaker 1: how it ends, like don't don't don't like I need more,
Speaker 1: like I wanted more information, but Meredith left again.
Speaker 2: The all I'm saying, the only thing I want to
Speaker 2: make it better was Monica walking in, smiling, holding her
Speaker 2: barn book. Angie going crazy and yelling and the producer
Speaker 2: trying to hold her back and her tits right out
Speaker 2: and they had to blur her nip laugh.
Speaker 1: I love it.
Speaker 2: Well, hello there, Yeah.
Speaker 1: Lisa pulling her mic off all of it. Should we
Speaker 1: do a dramatic reading of all their clothes and credits.
Speaker 2: Well, I yeah, Angie. Angie now has more time to
Speaker 2: spend with her father. Her salons are busier than ever. Fortunately,
Speaker 2: high body count hair is not offered as a service.
Speaker 1: Lisa, Lisa, John, and Henry have gone this distance this summer,
Speaker 1: traveling around the world first class, and can't wait until
Speaker 1: Jack returns. Meanwhile, Lisa and John have plans to build
Speaker 1: a new home, but no intentions to assign bedrooms.
Speaker 2: Meredith Meredith's been engaging more in her spirituality after selling
Speaker 2: out of her bath bombs. She is working on a
Speaker 2: signature pink MM recording device. What's an MM recording device?
Speaker 1: Is it a hearing aid? Oh? Meredith Mark's recording device.
Speaker 1: I'd record people while they're talking.
Speaker 2: I think she's really doing that.
Speaker 1: No, I think it's a joke.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, I'm like what, I don't know.
Speaker 4: Mary, Mary, thanks God for the help and support Robert
Speaker 4: Junior has received. She's even more grateful that Jared has
Speaker 4: stopped dming her.
Speaker 2: Oh my God. Bromin and Todd's relationship has grown stronger.
Speaker 2: Gwyn still has no plans to meet her grandparents, and
Speaker 2: Bromin has no plans to host a couple's vacation unless
Speaker 2: Todd makes the guest list Whitney.
Speaker 1: Whitney has finally sworn off speaking to bloggers and engaging
Speaker 1: in the rumors. Instead, she's pouring that energy into making
Speaker 1: Prism a bigger success.
Speaker 2: Good idea. Heather finished her book tour for her second
Speaker 2: book and has begun working on her third. She realizes
Speaker 2: her time is better spent writing non fiction than nasty
Speaker 2: text messages.
Speaker 1: But then there was like a little part of the
Speaker 1: bottom though that was like PS has something to do
Speaker 1: with Mormon, Like there's something.
Speaker 2: That's at there is. So I did a little questionnaire
Speaker 2: on my Instagram just to see what fan thoughts are.
Speaker 2: And here's a few of them who would agree to
Speaker 2: open their phones for this game. Well, obviously people that
Speaker 2: have something to hide would not do that. Maredath and
Speaker 2: Lisa are hiding something They black out when confronted. I
Speaker 2: lost respect for Lisa when she threw Angie's husband under
Speaker 2: the bus. Mary has had an amazing redemption season. She
Speaker 2: has Whitney purposely brought up that rumor about Lisa's husband.
Speaker 2: No shit. Lisa can dish it out, but she can't take.
Speaker 1: It double no shit. But I'm sad it's over.
Speaker 2: Well, we got the reunion, and we got three parts
Speaker 2: of the reunion, so that's good. We have New York
Speaker 2: reunion coming up too. And I'm hearing the New York
Speaker 2: reunion on the streets are talking and they're saying.
Speaker 1: They down. I mean, the last pisode we saw of
Speaker 1: New York was the best one they've had so far.
Speaker 2: But that wasn't their season finale, right? They have one
Speaker 2: more or two more.
Speaker 1: More, A couple more, I think, But yeah, no, but
Speaker 1: Sullick is so good. If you could change any part
Speaker 1: of the cast, uh, what would you do?
Speaker 2: I would keep the cast the same. I would bring
Speaker 2: Monica back.
Speaker 1: You would keep Brittany.
Speaker 2: Is Brittany's a friend? Right? Is she a friend?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I think that she's a friend. I don't think she's
Speaker 2: I wouldn't promote her to a housewife. I would.
Speaker 1: Would you bring Monica back as a housewife and keep
Speaker 1: Brittany as a friend?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I think so.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I'm happy with everybody else. I want them all there.
Speaker 2: Well, so I think it's a great cast.
Speaker 1: I mean, I guess we'll have to miss Mary, but
Speaker 1: I do Oh my.
Speaker 2: God, I forgot about her. Have we ever gotten any
Speaker 2: confirmation about did she drop about halfway through? Did they
Speaker 2: write her out? What happened? What happened to Melee? Somebody?
Speaker 1: Let us know. Someone, let us know.
Speaker 2: Can we get Melee on the pod?
Speaker 1: Let us know? But Meredith, she's the only one that's
Speaker 1: really on my last nerve at the moment. Like Lisa
Speaker 1: Marlowe like, at least it's good television, But like Meredith
Speaker 1: getting up and storming off every single time.
Speaker 2: I don't like my house by storming off, like them off,
Speaker 2: I like, I mean, we've all done them, but one
Speaker 2: that's doing that constantly. I don't like that me neither.
Speaker 1: But I love you, salt Lake. We really appreciate you.
Speaker 2: Great season.
Speaker 1: You make us feel sane. So thank you so much.
Speaker 1: And then guys, we'll be back tomorrow because we have
Speaker 1: more episodes of Traders to recaps. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I cannot wait to watch Traders.
Speaker 1: I know my kids are like, you have to wait
Speaker 1: for us to watch them, Like, I got it, I
Speaker 1: watch without you. How many episodes do we have with Traders?
Speaker 2: One?
Speaker 1: It's just they're dropping one now, one a week.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they dropped three at the beginning and then one
Speaker 2: a week rude. I don't know how many episodes they
Speaker 2: have this year, yeah, but I do know they have
Speaker 2: to twelve total. But I did notice that Carolyn was
Speaker 2: posting pictures from the billiard's room in the Castle, which
Speaker 2: means they were allowed to use phones once in a while,
Speaker 2: which makes that whole process so much better. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: follow her on Instagram and she was taking pictures for
Speaker 2: social media. I think she said at the Castle, So
Speaker 2: I think that that was a unless they gave them
Speaker 2: a production phone. But the production phones, the burner, they're like,
Speaker 2: not burner phone, production phones they give us you you
Speaker 2: can't even you can't you can't even tech st on him.
Speaker 2: You can't even like you can't even like you might
Speaker 2: be able to text on them, but you can't even
Speaker 2: I don't even know if you can take pictures on them.
Speaker 2: That's what they're like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I'm excited it's been it's been a good
Speaker 1: week at TV and uh, we'll be back tomorrow. Thanks guys.
Speaker 2: Bye,