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Speaker 1: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning time for your

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Speaker 1: prank phone call. And we've got a request from a

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Speaker 1: woman named Kim who's the assistant manager at a fine

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Speaker 1: dining restaurant. She wanted to pull one over on one

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Speaker 1: of her employees because apparently they've been in desperate need

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Speaker 1: of a new server. Two of them quit in just

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Speaker 1: the past week. Well, the guy's been told if anyone

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Speaker 1: comes in with any serving experience higher than please, So

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Speaker 1: that's what he's gonna do. But I have a feeling

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Speaker 1: he's going to regret it immediately. In your phone tap right.

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Speaker 2: Now's phone taps on the twenties restaurant is Ricky speaking.

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Speaker 1: Oh hey, Ricky, this is Marcelo.

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Speaker 2: Okay, are you calling for a reservation?

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Speaker 1: No? No, Kim told me to call. She said that

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Speaker 1: you guys are short staffed. You're looking to fill a

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Speaker 1: server position.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, actually we are. Kim told you to call

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Speaker 2: me though.

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Speaker 1: Kim was saying that you're like the only one at

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Speaker 1: the restaurant right now because it's early.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it's just me here a sorry for the

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Speaker 2: kitchen staff, but yeah, that'd be huge. When can you.

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Speaker 1: Start, I mean, like, when do you need me.

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Speaker 2: Literally tonight if you can or borrow.

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Speaker 1: I probably have to move a few things around, but

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Speaker 1: I could probably swing by tonight.

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Speaker 2: We need to get you on the floor. We're a

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Speaker 2: little short staff at the moment.

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Speaker 1: And totally okay. Cool. Yeah, So are you saying like

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Speaker 1: I'm officially hired.

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Speaker 2: Then yes, absolutely cool man.

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Speaker 1: So yeah, it's at this point that I do need

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Speaker 1: to tell you that a few of the other restaurant

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Speaker 1: jobs that I've had, I ended up losing them because

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Speaker 1: of my tas Oh your pas, Yeah, temporary appetite surge.

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Speaker 2: Temporary appetite sir. Can you explain this?

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Speaker 1: Oh you you've never heard of it?

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Speaker 2: Never in my life.

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Speaker 1: That's weird, Okay, Well yeah, basically, so, I just I

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Speaker 1: can't ever predict when it's going to happen or how frequently.

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Speaker 1: But every once in a while, when I'm delivering a

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Speaker 1: plate of food to a table, I just have to

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Speaker 1: take a bite. What Yeah, I can't control it, and so.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so you just get hungry and then you, at

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Speaker 2: liberty take a bite.

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Speaker 1: Well temporarily hungry.

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Speaker 2: Like a doctor's no for this.

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Speaker 1: Or I actually did see a doctor about it. He's

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Speaker 1: the one who diagnosed me with it, and normally it's

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Speaker 1: just like it's little, it's like a French fry or

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Speaker 1: one grape tomato, or it could just be like the

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Speaker 1: very end of a filet mignon. But I have to

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Speaker 1: eat it.

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Speaker 2: Hold on, hold on, hold on. You're eating the customer's

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Speaker 2: food before you're giving it to them.

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Speaker 1: I mean, oh sometimes after oh my god. Like I

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Speaker 1: can usually make it through appetizers just fine, but desserts

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Speaker 1: are my big trigger. Like one time a table ordered

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Speaker 1: a chocolate lava cake and by the time I got

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Speaker 1: it to them, it was just lava.

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Speaker 2: Come mob.

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Speaker 1: It could have been ugly.

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Speaker 2: How does it get uglier than you eating off the

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Speaker 2: patron's plate.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't really want to get into it, but

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Speaker 1: I'll just say that when they close that Nobu in

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Speaker 1: San Antonio, that was my fault.

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Speaker 2: I can't be the one who hires this person who

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Speaker 2: eats food off of customer's plate.

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Speaker 1: A lot of the times the customers don't even notice.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's not really the point.

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Speaker 1: It kind of is because sometimes I'll just crouch down

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Speaker 1: behind the chair and I'll just take like the tiniest

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Speaker 1: little bit real quick, and just like it's fast. No

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Speaker 1: one sees.

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Speaker 2: No, I'm pretty sure they would see.

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Speaker 1: I really don't think so. In fact, when I just

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Speaker 1: did my last job over in Spain, I just ate

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Speaker 1: the last piece of chicken off of someone's kebab.

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Speaker 2: And they fired you for this, I'm assuming no.

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Speaker 1: Well, okay, that's fair, but that's my fault because I

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Speaker 1: forgot to wipe the sauce off my mouth.

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Speaker 2: I can't have you work here, man, But I.

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Speaker 1: Thought before you said I'm officially hired.

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Speaker 2: I don't care what I said before. The lowest bar

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Speaker 2: in the restaurant industry is not eating food off of

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Speaker 2: the customer's plates.

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Speaker 1: Okay, So like this is like a deal breaker. I mean,

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Speaker 1: it's kind of shocking to me.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it shouldn't be shocking to you. Are you eating

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Speaker 2: right now? Well? Sorry?

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Speaker 1: Sorry though the tea, Yes, just kicked in real quick.

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Speaker 1: It's over. It's over.

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Speaker 2: You're right, it's over. You're not coming in here, okay.

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Speaker 1: But you're saying the food's bout? What about drinks?

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Speaker 2: Then?

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Speaker 1: Are those?

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Speaker 2: Okay?

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Speaker 1: Because I do have a TBS temporary beverage slurp.

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Speaker 2: Are you with me?

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Speaker 1: No, I'm not. It's a real thing. I'm one of

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Speaker 1: like three people in the entire world that have it.

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Speaker 1: It's me and these two twins in the Netherlands.

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Speaker 2: I wish Kim would have told me about this so

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Speaker 2: I didn't waste all my time.

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Speaker 1: Well, I mean, she couldn't tell you because she was

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Speaker 1: trying to set you up for this prank phone call

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Speaker 1: that would have ruined it. I'm sorry, what, yeah, hold on,

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Speaker 1: hold on, I'll get there. It's just actually a prank man.

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Speaker 1: You're on the radio with a show called Brook and

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Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the Morning. My name is jeff Kim set

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Speaker 1: you up, dude.

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Speaker 2: Oh my, I thought I was talking to the craziest

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Speaker 2: person I've ever talked about.

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Speaker 1: So you believed it? Then you thought I really Yes.

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Speaker 2: I didn't believe in the actual thing, but I believe

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Speaker 2: this person did.

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Speaker 1: Sometimes I really do feel like I actually have it,

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Speaker 1: because sometimes I just get really hungry.

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Speaker 2: What are you eating over there?

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Speaker 1: Whatever's passing by me, just reach out and

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Speaker 2: Gravit carrots brook In Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties