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Speaker 1: I refuse to let the kids ride the ponies. But

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Speaker 1: now the Karen moms are about to raise hell. No

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Speaker 1: one rides the ponies on my watch. You wess the

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Speaker 1: wild Wes. No way, we.

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Speaker 2: Are in civilization, yir, ponies that's what I eat for dinner.

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Speaker 1: Have you ever heard of a car? Yeah, four wheels.

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Speaker 3: They call it.

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Speaker 2: You know, ponies are irrelevant. They call it horse power.

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Speaker 2: Come on, not pony power.

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Speaker 1: Get out of here. Ponies have no power. First point,

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Speaker 1: I do not hate kids. That point makes me think

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Speaker 1: that you hate kids. That it does is just going

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Speaker 1: to say that if I did want to hurt them,

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Speaker 1: I would wish the exact opposite. You are not making

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Speaker 1: yourself look good. Ope, I'm just I think you want

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Speaker 1: to hurt kids. That's how we're feeling right now. Number two,

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Speaker 1: I have unblocked all the families involved and sent them

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Speaker 1: a pretty long message, calmly explaining what had happened and

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Speaker 1: what my concerns were.

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Speaker 3: Unblocked.

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Speaker 2: I feel like we're starting at like we're like watching

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Speaker 2: one of those episodes of TV. Yeah, like they show

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Speaker 2: the end of the beginning, like the first breaking bad episode.

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Speaker 1: Exactly. Yes, Yes, I also included a link to a

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Speaker 1: child falling off of a horse the same size as mine,

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Speaker 1: explaining that I don't want any kids to face injury, disability,

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Speaker 1: or passing. Oh pee, why do you keep making yourself

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Speaker 1: look so terrible? This is not the way to start

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Speaker 1: off the story.

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Speaker 2: I feel like you want to have children die by horse. Seriously,

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Speaker 2: you want them to be drawn and quartered.

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Speaker 1: We are getting to the story by the way she's

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Speaker 1: doing the end of the beginning type live. The response

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Speaker 1: has been very, very positive. Third, I have reached out

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Speaker 1: to the family of the birthday girl and explain what happened.

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Speaker 1: They were mortified as they had no idea. I hadn't

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Speaker 1: given permission. I have set up a meet the horsey

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Speaker 1: for this weekend with the landowner's permission. We're setting up

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Speaker 1: an arena with temporary fencing, et cetera. She doesn't know it,

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Speaker 1: but there will be two ponies from hire. There four

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Speaker 1: pony rides for her and her friend's winki face.

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Speaker 2: That sounds so fun. I love a good petting zoo

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Speaker 2: pony parade.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it sounds sounds like it's going to be It's

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Speaker 1: we went from sound like it's gonna be freaking lit

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Speaker 1: b from wonderful and great for kids. And now we

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Speaker 1: get to the real juice that we've been waiting for.

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Speaker 2: I love juice. Pony juice comes out of one nozzle.

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Speaker 2: Always white ice cream. Yeses pony ice cream, little salty,

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Speaker 2: salt and straw.

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Speaker 1: That's if they call it, unless they eat pineapples. Long

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Speaker 1: story short, I female, forty three, have owned a horse

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Speaker 1: for over twenty years after rescuing her from a nakery

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Speaker 1: as a four month old foul.

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Speaker 3: That's a knackery.

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Speaker 1: Knackeries are premise used in slaughtering animals for food. Oh my,

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Speaker 1: oh no, so they really do eating ponies staying okay.

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Speaker 3: I didn't realize it's a real thing.

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Speaker 1: Well there you go. So basically, save the horsey from

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Speaker 1: the butcher is which that's cool, all right. I help

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Speaker 1: her in a huge field twenty four to seven with

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Speaker 1: the other horses, and she's the absolute apple of my eye.

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Speaker 1: I don't mind people saying hi to her over the fence.

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Speaker 1: We live in the suburbs, so obviously it's going to happen.

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Speaker 1: What I hate is how my mother keeps offering her

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Speaker 1: our friend's grandkids pony rides. Ah, Now I see connecting.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Neither my horse or I are kid people.

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Speaker 3: I love how like the pony hates kids.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, like like owner of horse, like owner. The apple

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Speaker 1: doesn't fall far from the.

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Speaker 2: Horse, the pony, the carriage falls quickly after the horse.

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Speaker 1: Nice, that's much better. I'm sick of showing up at

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Speaker 1: the property to be met by a gaggle of kids

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Speaker 1: expecting a pony ride. That's kind of a nooy.

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Speaker 2: I hate bringing smiles to children's faces.

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Speaker 1: I hear children's laughter, all I feel is pain and turmoil.

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Speaker 1: I've laid down the law and I've told my mom,

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Speaker 1: no more, no.

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Speaker 3: More pony rides.

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Speaker 2: Mom. I feel like this is like a Freaky Friday

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Speaker 2: where it's like the kid usually wants the pony rides,

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Speaker 2: but now the kid is telling them, Mom, no more

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Speaker 2: pony rides. That's right, Mom, Why wouldn't you let me

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Speaker 2: have a petting zoom for my birthday on two thousand

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Speaker 2: and two? Because no more pony.

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Speaker 3: No more.

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Speaker 1: My mom exploded at me, but I've stayed firm. Exploded

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Speaker 1: at op how dare you? How dare you want a

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Speaker 1: pony ride? How dare how dare you withhold this sweet

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Speaker 1: precious beast from the children?

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Speaker 3: But I want it, dude, Uh.

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Speaker 1: Baby, come in jumpone that one. I know pone. You

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Speaker 1: want a pony, you want it, Let's do it riding

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Speaker 1: my pony, my saddle, baby, come in, jump on it.

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Speaker 1: See that was in the nineties, so I know that one.

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Speaker 3: I thought that was that's from the nineties.

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Speaker 1: When did pony by genuine?

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Speaker 2: I just know it from Magic Mike nineteen ninety six.

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Speaker 2: No way, Johnny, I told your music on point.

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Speaker 1: I need anything, two thousand, you've lost it's over nineteen

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Speaker 1: ninety six. We can do it that But anyway, back

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Speaker 1: to our back to our faithful heroes. So I spoke

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Speaker 1: to the property owner because I worry my mom will

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Speaker 1: just start showing up and try to give the kids

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Speaker 1: a pony ride without my supervision.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, Well, I guess it's a it's a liability. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 2: I'm just imagining like, oh, p bial, all right, you

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Speaker 2: can get all the ponies, but I'm not gonna be

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Speaker 2: happy about it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but I'm going to supervise this.

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Speaker 1: I'll supervise. The land owner agreed that it is a

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Speaker 1: liability and has marked her as not allowed on the

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Speaker 1: property without me there her own mother, dang her mother

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Speaker 1: is a liability.

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Speaker 3: Oh my gosh.

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Speaker 1: Yesterday he called me saying that she was there with

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Speaker 1: twelve children.

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Speaker 3: She had like a pony business.

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Speaker 1: She's definitely running a like black market pony riding business,

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Speaker 1: like got like twelve to a law that is like

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Speaker 1: a children's birthday party. Yeah, there needs to be some

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Speaker 1: sort of compensation going on if there. If there isn't,

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Speaker 1: she's going off a rocker because he won't allow her

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Speaker 1: on the property. I spoke to her on his phone

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Speaker 1: and told her to bug it off and never try

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Speaker 1: this rubbish again.

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Speaker 2: I feel like she's like, dude, but I'm out, Like

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Speaker 2: people have already paid me five hundred dollars for this

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Speaker 2: pony ride party.

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Speaker 1: Like I've already put this five grand into my new

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Speaker 1: my new kitchen, so pony this new nose ain't paying

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Speaker 1: for itself, sweetheart. Since then, I've had to block her

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Speaker 1: and most of my family because OMG, the flying monkeys

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Speaker 1: and screaming about how I'm overprivileged, selfish and a child

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Speaker 1: hating monster. I don't think I was wrong, but it's

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Speaker 1: starting to get to me. Was I the a whole

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Speaker 1: interesting one? Ladies and gentlemen, please say in the comments

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Speaker 1: whether you think Pee is the a hole or not

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Speaker 1: and the mom a hole or not? What do you think?

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Speaker 2: Oh, not a whole? I mean, like, yeah, it's a liability.

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Speaker 2: Like as much as I want to say Op is

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Speaker 2: a child hating monster because it's funny, Yeah, nah, dude,

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Speaker 2: it's like you could hurt a child and then you're

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Speaker 2: liable for like a million dollars if they die or

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Speaker 2: like you know that's no, you don't want that on

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Speaker 2: your hands.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I think, like it's so funny because like I feel

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Speaker 1: like Op just really does not like children, which does

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Speaker 1: not help her case. But the fact of the matter

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Speaker 1: is she's just trying to like avoid any like dangerous issues.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Also thought people who don't like children have forgotten what

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Speaker 2: it is like to be a child.

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Speaker 3: Hot take. It's a good take.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I like it.

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Speaker 3: You gotta have empathy, come on, I like it. I

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Speaker 3: like it. All right, we'll see us in