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Speaker 2: Welcome to Jenkinson Jones on The Volume podcast Network. It

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Speaker 2: is Monday, February thirteenth, and the last time we were

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Speaker 2: this excited to record a podcast, we talked about Mike

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Speaker 2: Tiraco for fucking ten minutes.

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Speaker 2: As always, We're on Amazon AMP. It's live. It's early

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Speaker 2: as we're done. As always, Jenkins and Jones hosted by

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Speaker 2: a Dragonfly Jones.

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Speaker 3: Aka Tyler, everybody out of the gun.

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Speaker 2: Let's just throw Jenkins aka the boot scooting John was

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Speaker 2: that Bubba Guardi b aka Mike, motherfucking Mike, motherfucking Mike,

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Speaker 2: mother fucking Mike. Let's talk about the Super Bowl. Let's

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Speaker 2: talk about sixteen hundred block Atlantic Avenue, Juju Smith Schuster

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Speaker 2: game on Super Bowl holding holding.

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Speaker 1: Draw, Love it, love it.

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Speaker 2: I'm really lit off. Vishes the fucking best thing ever. Listen,

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Speaker 2: it's a holding call, bro, Like the same people talking

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Speaker 2: about I can't believe it'll call when Braun go into

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Speaker 2: the fucking rim. Want them to not call a holding

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Speaker 2: call on fucking third down at the end of a

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Speaker 2: Super Bowl. If you hold a receiver coming out of

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Speaker 2: that route, he can't get to the fucking ball. It's

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Speaker 2: a holding call. Officials should officiate shit all the way

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Speaker 2: through the end of the game. I do not understand

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Speaker 2: the argument that, like you should let the defender do

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Speaker 2: whatever he wants to a receiver because it's late in

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Speaker 2: the football game, and it's bad TV. That shit does

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Speaker 2: not make any fucking sense. Wring my boy up either way, fucking.

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Speaker 1: And and and and the shit is.

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Speaker 4: Everyone's argument is, oh, you can't call that right there,

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Speaker 4: not that it shouldn't have been called. It was not

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Speaker 4: that it wasn't an hold. It's just you can't call

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Speaker 4: that right there. Why the fuck you can't, motherfucker. It's

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Speaker 4: the biggest game of the year. It was an obvious, blatant,

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Speaker 4: fucking hold. And he hit him when he when he

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Speaker 4: hit the brake on his route, which is the main time.

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Speaker 3: You know that is that split second where there would

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Speaker 3: be the quarterback.

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Speaker 4: Right because my homes knew that knew that it was

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Speaker 4: a hole before he even saw the flag. He was

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Speaker 4: pleading for that ship as soon as he saw how

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Speaker 4: much he overdo him because the time it was fucked up,

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Speaker 2: What I'm saying.

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Speaker 4: So yeah, people aren't saying it's not a whole. They're

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Speaker 4: just like, you can't call him right there? Yeah, the

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Speaker 4: fuck you can, and you should.

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Speaker 3: My my neighbor is an Eagles fan.

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Speaker 1: I was outside hitting golf balls, watching the watching the

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Speaker 1: game in my backyard, and but the man is probably

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Speaker 1: still back their cursing. Nigga.

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Speaker 3: I was, I was, I was praying for him.

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Speaker 2: God cool.

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Speaker 1: I just I just don't want him to pass out

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Speaker 3: Ship was crazy anyway, though.

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Speaker 2: But Bron tweeted. Bron tweeted he didn't think that they

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Speaker 2: should have thrown the flag, and I was like, Bron,

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Speaker 2: this is the exact same ship that happened to you.

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Speaker 1: Bro. He overthrew him. Hellas he wasn't catching it at

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Speaker 1: any point, you know what I'm saying. Like, if he

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Speaker 1: that route, it's a town. Like the touchdowns he threw under.

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Speaker 1: I don't think it's wide open, you know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 1: But like the safety was over top. The safety was

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Speaker 2: Was not over top. That was a butt ass naked route.

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Speaker 2: If he comes out of that fucking.

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Speaker 1: Route, hey whatever, y'all, y'all, y'all a professional football watch

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Speaker 1: this nigger. I just I just watched on the Super

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Speaker 1: Bowl every year. But it looked like the safety was

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Speaker 1: over top. He like had him deep. But anyway, like

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Speaker 1: I just I understand not calling I understand the argument,

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Speaker 1: I mean, for me, it's just like I wish it

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Speaker 1: didn't come down to that because the game was so good,

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Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. Like I watched the second half.

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Speaker 1: It was such a good second half. Bro, I wish

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Speaker 1: it didn't come down to that. But I understand why

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Speaker 1: they called it, for sure.

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Speaker 2: Man, it is like I acknowledge for television's sake, obviously

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Speaker 2: I had a rooting interest in the specific receiver in question.

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Speaker 2: Fucking lifelong. I'm happy ever for sure. But the defensive

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Speaker 2: they didn't throw it. I grabbed a jersey, That's what

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Speaker 2: he said. Shout out to him. It's a little bit

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Speaker 2: different than the ref I touched the ball. It is

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Speaker 2: a little bit different because the already called it. Because

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, but but but at the same time, you

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Speaker 1: know what I mean, it's funnier to to to reference that.

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Speaker 2: I was not taking the fun out of it, all right, Yeah, Okay,

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Speaker 2: there we go. So what do we think of Pat

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Speaker 2: Mahomes's dad. It's not smoking on Joe Burrow this week

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Speaker 2: is fucking Philly Blunts.

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Speaker 4: Philly Blunts again just further affirm the exact type of

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Speaker 4: black man that he is. And I love it because

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Speaker 4: because that motherfucker feels like home. He feels like my

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Speaker 4: uncle's and ship.

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Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Philly Blunts nigga. Bro, the last time you saw

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Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying, Like, gotta be gotta be nigga.

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Speaker 1: And but but because he reminds me of home, I

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Speaker 1: understand why they hide the man. You know what I mean.

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Speaker 1: They don't want him to fuck a bag because he

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Speaker 1: got some funck he got, he has some urpose that

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Speaker 1: will fucking bag up. You know what I'm saying. I

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Speaker 1: guarantee because I got he's like eighty percent of my uncles.

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Speaker 3: But now I'm always happy for a real nigga. You

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Speaker 3: know what I'm saying. I love I love seeing the

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Speaker 3: man man happy, you feel me.

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Speaker 2: But we want to see him, ask what he's smoking on.

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Speaker 2: We don't want any interviews about current events.

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Speaker 3: No, we don't want that.

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Speaker 2: Though.

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Speaker 1: We don't want we don't want none of that, man,

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Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. But I did want them up.

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Speaker 1: I did want somebody to find him. I was like,

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Speaker 1: somebody find him and get his little you know what

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Speaker 1: I'm saying, it's little one two, and then get him

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Speaker 1: up out of their baby let him go join himself.

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Speaker 2: Would you agree that part of what makes him a

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Speaker 2: perfect uncle is that he had that shit so ready

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Speaker 2: to go. And you know, that's about the thirtieth time

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Speaker 2: he dropped that shit because he knew everyone was gonna

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Speaker 2: ask him after the game what he's smoking on And

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Speaker 2: he's like, I got my little pearl. I tucked it

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Speaker 2: right here in my pocket on my chest. I'm gonna

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Speaker 2: pull it out whenever I need it, like.

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Speaker 1: I love to see it.

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Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, Oh well, oldheads will lean into a joke

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Speaker 4: like n Elko was a frop five shit.

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Speaker 3: Every other time.

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Speaker 1: So for jolt.

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Speaker 2: All right, let's talk about the NFL's decision to hose

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Speaker 2: the field down with Mayo or whatever the fuck it was.

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Speaker 2: That these dudes could not stay on their feet the

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Speaker 2: entire game. They were doing press about how good the

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Speaker 2: field was beforehand. They were talking about we spent eight

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Speaker 2: hundred thousand dollars. That's literally the number, eight hundred thousand dollars.

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Speaker 2: On this grass. It was worked on by two years,

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Speaker 2: meticulously by this old man who calls himself the sad Father. Well,

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Speaker 2: fucking Luca Bratzi. Rare all up in Phoenix and fuck

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Speaker 2: that turf up. But what like, how do you put

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Speaker 2: a Super Bowl together and they can't stay up on

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Speaker 2: the grass. It was the wildest shit I've ever seen.

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Speaker 2: I'm glad the broadcasters were talking about it. But you

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Speaker 2: could just see like guys were putting on longer cleats.

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Speaker 2: People were falling down all over the place. It was.

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Speaker 2: It was I just don't understand this about the NFL.

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Speaker 2: They had a specific graphic behind the Lombardi troph that

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Speaker 2: want to make sure that the grass is good. I

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Speaker 2: don't understand that that's on the sod Father.

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Speaker 1: Man. I think.

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Speaker 3: The sod Father fucked up.

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Speaker 1: Man. You know what I mean. They spent eight hundred

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Speaker 1: thousand dollars. You should be able to stand on that grass, Nigga.

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Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. They did their part. The

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Speaker 3: We would bring this sod Father to justice.

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Speaker 1: We gotta find him, put him on, put him on camera. Nigga,

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Speaker 1: we got some questions. God damn, but I don't know.

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Speaker 4: You know, I think I think it's it's it's probably

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Speaker 4: a legit ass science to this ship, because I don't

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Speaker 4: think they would spend, you know, that much money for

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Speaker 4: motherfucker who's just a landscape. You know, you probably gotta

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Speaker 4: know what certain types of breeze of grass, you know,

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Speaker 4: go with with Arizona's climate, this type of year, and

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Speaker 4: all types of shit like that.

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Speaker 3: So I don't know.

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Speaker 4: Maybe there's something wrong in the calculations or some shit.

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Speaker 4: Maybe he picked a fucking Kentucky long blue grass stem type.

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Speaker 3: Shit when he should have com or whatever computer purple

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Speaker 3: or something.

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Speaker 4: Maybe he right there, it has god damn concoctionary. But yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 4: well yeah, like I said, I think it's a science.

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Speaker 4: I think he fucked up somewhere along the side. I

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Speaker 4: don't think it's just like a lazy job.

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Speaker 2: No, yeah, one hundred percent. I mean he's a dude,

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Speaker 2: like he's been apparently in the world of sports landscaping.

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Speaker 2: He's well known, like he worked on the Oakland A's

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Speaker 2: a well known dude or whatever. But you just like,

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Speaker 2: this is a game between two of the best quarterbacks

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Speaker 2: to the best offenses that we've seen in quite some time,

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Speaker 2: and you have a field where the guys couldn't change direction.

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Speaker 2: I mean, I don't know, I don't know. You know,

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Speaker 2: there's a big battle between the players in the NFL

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Speaker 2: over guys are saying they want grass not turf for

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Speaker 2: injury reasons, and I'm wondering, you know, part of me

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Speaker 2: in my conspiracy brain is like, is the NFL trying

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Speaker 2: to win this argument publicly? But they wouldn't tank their

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Speaker 2: own fucking Super Bowl.

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Speaker 1: I wouldn't think, and they wouldn't do it with Mahomes playing. Bro,

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Speaker 1: he's the future dog, you know what I'm saying. They

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Speaker 1: ain't playing with that with an ank. Ain't no fucking way, Tyler.

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Speaker 1: You know, he's a young dude. I think he's twenty

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Speaker 1: six years old, twenty seven years old. Two super Bowls.

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Speaker 3: He's the most talented quarterback I've ever seen.

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Speaker 3: Like, you know, I'm not at all saying he's the

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Speaker 2: I think they said this is the first time he's

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Speaker 1: That's insane.

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Speaker 2: Did y'all hear this is my last super Bowl topic?

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Speaker 1: What did he say?

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Speaker 2: What was that fittingly February twelfth, Abe Lincoln's birthday.

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Speaker 1: What the fuck are you talking about?

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Speaker 3: Black history?

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Speaker 3: That's why he said that. Huh, just like, what the

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Speaker 4: Yeah, all the black people in America supposed to be

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Speaker 2: That was time machine take from brofore.

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Speaker 1: From You know, some bullsh's gonna follow African American. Bro,

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Speaker 3: Some bulls is gonna follow.

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Speaker 3: I guess a normal take, you know what I mean.

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Speaker 2: I guess it's just like Mom, like like, if you're

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Speaker 1: Bro, come on, put something on the teleprompter. My mom

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Speaker 1: I heard y'all talking about his dad. His dad's in

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Speaker 3: To me, he's og for show talking about my whole dad.

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Speaker 2: So yeah, man, John is Jalen Hurts the handsomest man

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Speaker 2: ever to lose the Super Bowl.

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Speaker 1: I don't know, man, but he's he's still out here

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Speaker 3: He played great too.

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Speaker 1: I'm happy. I'm happy. I'm happy Dick. Whoever lost, I

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Speaker 1: wanted them to still do good because I like both quarterbacks.

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Speaker 3: He played great, broke records. You know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 1: It showed out with his I mean showed like how

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Speaker 3: So yeah, man, it was It was cool to see

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Speaker 3: him play well.

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Speaker 1: But I would love to see I would love to

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Speaker 1: rout Gizar though, wasn't I wasn't mad with I wasn't

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Speaker 1: I mean. They both could win, and as Tyler says

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Speaker 1: during the fucking March Madness Ship, they both gid to me.

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Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 2: You know, I just want everyone to go home feeling

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Speaker 2: all on the same major about that. Did you y'all

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Speaker 2: see anything else in the game or commercials or anything

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Speaker 1: With the Super Bowl, I mean, what what tripped me

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Speaker 1: out was seeing Snoop do a damn Sketches commercial.

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Speaker 2: I'm like, Damn.

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Speaker 1: Snoop being that old made me realize that I am

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Speaker 1: that old to see. You know what I'm saying, the

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Speaker 1: coolest people that I've ever seen, the people that I

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Speaker 1: how you know, Joe Montana doing like you know now

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Speaker 2: That's wild to me. Snoop Dogg will do retirement homecomers

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Speaker 2: sponsorship check opportunity, and he never will miss the sponsorship

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Speaker 1: You feel me, you know what I mean? But Dog,

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Speaker 1: it's just still wild that it that he's getting, that

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Speaker 1: he's getting hit up by Sketchers. That mean, come on, see, Bro,

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Speaker 1: are we that old?

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Speaker 3: Yes years ago and we remember vividly we are that

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Speaker 3: old yea.

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Speaker 1: From from murder was the case the fucking you know

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Speaker 1: what I'm saying to sketchers, that's crazy, crazy, but good.

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Speaker 3: For him, you know what I'm saying, get your bage.

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Speaker 2: Very very happy, very happy for Snoop Dogg.

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Speaker 3: Snoop Dogg.

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Speaker 2: Congrats the Snoop Snoop Dogg. Man, we will like it's

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Speaker 2: this is only the beginning. He's going to continue to say. Yes,

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Speaker 2: with in ten years. Like when I'm chilling, I like

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Speaker 2: to be comfortab. This is such.

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Speaker 1: This is just the beginning, Like you know what I'm

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Speaker 1: saying like this is this feels like this is like

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Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying for me, like.

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Speaker 1: It gets worse, Like I'm gonna feel even older than

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Speaker 1: I did at that moment.

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Speaker 2: Hey man, as as as as all the o g's

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Speaker 2: always say, getting old, that's the that's the good part,

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Speaker 2: you know what I mean, Like that's it's way better

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Speaker 2: alternative getting old. We were talking about. I had so

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Speaker 2: many people text me that we were talking about hookahs

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Speaker 2: last week, just like y'all are officially old as fuck

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Speaker 2: Tyler about that.

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Speaker 3: That's why I refuse to wear the motherfucker.

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Speaker 1: Yes' bro, hokahs are sketches to me, I would feel

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Speaker 1: just as old. And who you know what I mean?

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Speaker 1: If I threw some sketches on, I feel the exact

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Speaker 1: same as some hocus nigga, you know what I mean?

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Speaker 1: And I actually thought of about it for a second

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Speaker 1: ain't quite Nike, and like normal man, like I might

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Speaker 1: have to bite the bullet just to save these knees. Man,

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Speaker 1: but I'll be a limping ass motherfucker out here before

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Speaker 1: you catch me in them big beefy motherfucker. Dude, that's

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Speaker 1: our dad's shoot bro to me, you know what I'm saying,

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Speaker 1: that's our air monarchs, nigga.

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Speaker 3: I'm running as long as I can from them.

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Speaker 1: Dog. We see, they might get me at some point,

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Speaker 1: but they ain't got me yet.

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Speaker 2: Get you.

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Speaker 1: They get, they'll get you for sure, they'll get They

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Speaker 1: might give me moody this year. I'm keeping this need

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Speaker 1: to beat my ass right now. Maybody in the Black

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Speaker 1: history money. If I'm keeping it, I'll let y'all knowice,

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Speaker 1: so you can fire me up.

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Speaker 2: I'll be very high. I got a lot of friends

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Speaker 2: who h you know, a lot of friends walking very

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Speaker 2: I am in the same.

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Speaker 1: I won't be walking around. I'm gonna wear them like

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Speaker 1: hoopy shoes, nigga. I'm gonna carry them into the gym.

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Speaker 1: Time on to throw them back into my little scrunchy

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Speaker 2: You're gonna sit down on the end of the treadmill

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Speaker 2: and change your shoes back before you ride right right, treadmill,

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Speaker 2: right right, walk out with slies, pigeon toes.

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Speaker 1: Point guard walk You know what I'm saying. That still

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Speaker 1: a point guard, bitch. I might have wolcus on, but

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Speaker 1: I'm still a point guard. All right, let's talk about

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Speaker 1: the lie of the week.

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Speaker 2: Usually, if we're talking about a Los Angeles Laker who's

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Speaker 2: But there's no question that this week's lie of the

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Speaker 2: week was by Anthony Davis, who, when asked about his

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Speaker 2: atrocious body language while Lebron James was setting the NBA's

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Speaker 2: all time scoring record, A d said he was too

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Speaker 2: locked into the game and worried about beating the Thunder.

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Speaker 2: Your reaction, it ain't look like it, motherfucker.

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Speaker 1: Like he was not playing like it.

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Speaker 3: I mean, that's the worst fucking lie I've heard, Dog.

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Speaker 3: I mean, it was some weird shit going on. Maybe

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Speaker 3: the weird shit isn't fuss to know, maybe it's some

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Speaker 4: You just got lost in the fucking competitive nature of

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Speaker 4: the fucking you know, Oklahoma City Thunder game. When when

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Speaker 4: you saw the whole fucking ebbs and flows in the crowd,

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Speaker 4: every time Bron touched it, there was a collective gas.

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Speaker 1: You know.

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Speaker 3: Nah, I'm not buying that. I mean, he's not telling

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Speaker 3: us whatever the real reason.

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Speaker 4: Like and like I said, maybe it's some shit we

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Speaker 4: don't need to know, we're not supposed to know, so,

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Speaker 4: but that lie, ain't it?

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Speaker 1: Though? I tweeted it too, worst lie I ever heard

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Speaker 1: in my life, Literally the worst lie.

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Speaker 3: Bro.

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Speaker 1: I mean, we saw the image everybody's seen, the image

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Speaker 1: of everybody else celebrating him city down, Like what do

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Speaker 1: you think everybody's telling them? There was a fucking countdown

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Speaker 1: going on. And I told y'all rather knew when he

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Speaker 1: scored the ship. She wasn't watching the fucking game. You

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Speaker 1: know what I'm saying, She knew it was time to

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Speaker 1: pop the fucking bottle.

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Speaker 2: Nigga.

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Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 1: It's such a crazy lie, bro.

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Speaker 2: Hoop IQ is a couple of steps over Anthony Davis

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Speaker 2: thuff right, yah.

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Speaker 1: And and the point yeah, and the point.

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Speaker 3: That Tyler May talked us I said, tweeted that, like, Bro.

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Speaker 1: You look like you couldn't have cared fucking less about

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Speaker 1: that fucking game, and all of a sudden, you are

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Speaker 1: that somebody did something that that that everybody thought was

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Speaker 1: impossible fucking ten fifteen years ago.

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Speaker 3: It's crazy, Bro.

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Speaker 1: I just wish he leaned in, like bro, just say, like,

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Speaker 1: you know what I mean, say some weird shit, nigga.

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Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying, what is not known doesn't

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Speaker 1: need to be known, or some shit, nigga, say something.

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Speaker 1: You know what I mean? Those who tell and those

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Speaker 1: who won't tell don't know. You know what I'm saying, Like,

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Speaker 1: do some shit like that.

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Speaker 2: Get weird with it.

438
00:19:48,040 --> 00:19:48,359
Speaker 1: Nigga.

439
00:19:48,760 --> 00:19:51,520
Speaker 2: God, if you read what you see, you see what

440
00:19:51,560 --> 00:19:53,080
Speaker 2: you read, you know, just.

441
00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:59,000
Speaker 1: Like won't hit him with them. You know what I'm saying,

442
00:19:59,320 --> 00:20:02,720
Speaker 1: Get real weird already walk off, nigga, leave everybody confused.

443
00:20:03,119 --> 00:20:06,239
Speaker 1: Fuck us, all right, but don't lie to me, like

444
00:20:06,359 --> 00:20:08,720
Speaker 1: to to that extent where it's like, bro, you just

445
00:20:08,960 --> 00:20:12,359
Speaker 1: come on, man, none of us. Nobody's that fucking stupid

446
00:20:12,359 --> 00:20:14,320
Speaker 1: to believe that it's truth. And I don't know if

447
00:20:14,320 --> 00:20:16,159
Speaker 1: he was mad. I don't think he was mad at

448
00:20:16,200 --> 00:20:18,800
Speaker 1: Broun or frustrated with Braun like other people are saying.

449
00:20:19,080 --> 00:20:21,000
Speaker 1: But that was a lie, you know what I'm saying.

450
00:20:21,119 --> 00:20:22,360
Speaker 1: That was definitely a lot.

451
00:20:22,640 --> 00:20:24,800
Speaker 2: You probably would have broke twenty points if you were

452
00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:27,159
Speaker 2: if you cared about beating the thunder more than you

453
00:20:27,200 --> 00:20:29,400
Speaker 2: cared about anything else in the world. And to Tyler point,

454
00:20:29,440 --> 00:20:31,600
Speaker 2: actually maybe something going on his personal life. I know

455
00:20:31,680 --> 00:20:33,399
Speaker 2: there was the weird thing that happened with Russ in

456
00:20:33,440 --> 00:20:35,840
Speaker 2: that game, and you know he doesn't want to publicly

457
00:20:35,840 --> 00:20:37,640
Speaker 2: put his name on talking shit on Russ right after

458
00:20:37,720 --> 00:20:40,840
Speaker 2: his trade off. I get all that, but like you said,

459
00:20:40,880 --> 00:20:42,000
Speaker 2: be mysterious.

460
00:20:42,400 --> 00:20:43,879
Speaker 3: I don't know get being.

461
00:20:43,920 --> 00:20:47,520
Speaker 1: Mad at Russ enough to just be stank when the

462
00:20:47,600 --> 00:20:50,520
Speaker 1: nigga gets to you know, breaks the record. You know, dude,

463
00:20:50,520 --> 00:20:54,840
Speaker 1: there's an image of literally every person in the like

464
00:20:54,880 --> 00:20:57,720
Speaker 1: in the arena, like there was like like people were

465
00:20:57,720 --> 00:20:59,800
Speaker 1: saying it was a countdown in the arena, bro, you know,

466
00:21:00,040 --> 00:21:03,320
Speaker 1: saying that there's no way you didn't know. Everybody's celebrating

467
00:21:03,480 --> 00:21:06,520
Speaker 1: and you sitting there like with the ship face nigga.

468
00:21:06,920 --> 00:21:10,400
Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying, just want He didn't even

469
00:21:10,480 --> 00:21:11,159
Speaker 3: look mad.

470
00:21:11,440 --> 00:21:14,200
Speaker 1: He looked like, you know what I'm saying, just unconcerned

471
00:21:14,240 --> 00:21:16,520
Speaker 1: with what was going on around him. You feel me,

472
00:21:16,960 --> 00:21:20,240
Speaker 1: just indifferent, and that's I think that's worse, and it's

473
00:21:20,320 --> 00:21:21,280
Speaker 1: just weird. It just weird.

474
00:21:21,400 --> 00:21:26,280
Speaker 2: I totally agree. I've done no research on this. I've

475
00:21:26,320 --> 00:21:29,160
Speaker 2: just been headline watching, which is probably the correct way

476
00:21:29,200 --> 00:21:36,720
Speaker 2: to talk about this. Are we currently being invaded by aliens?

477
00:21:37,560 --> 00:21:40,199
Speaker 4: Were doing all those unidentified shits over like Montana and

478
00:21:40,240 --> 00:21:40,720
Speaker 4: all that shit.

479
00:21:41,040 --> 00:21:43,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's been like a rash of them. China said

480
00:21:43,200 --> 00:21:47,359
Speaker 2: they were tracking one down today, Canada shot one down today.

481
00:21:47,720 --> 00:21:50,439
Speaker 2: No one has said what they are. Everyone's trying to

482
00:21:50,440 --> 00:21:53,320
Speaker 2: recover them. They've said that they don't look to be manned.

483
00:21:54,760 --> 00:21:57,879
Speaker 2: At all and they didn't see and that it was

484
00:21:57,960 --> 00:22:01,120
Speaker 2: different from whatever the weather. But the aurvaillance balloon China

485
00:22:01,160 --> 00:22:02,879
Speaker 2: has said they said there didn't appear to be that

486
00:22:02,960 --> 00:22:06,120
Speaker 2: kind of equipment on it. But yeah, man, we got

487
00:22:06,119 --> 00:22:10,320
Speaker 2: fighter planes taking off and shooting down literally unidentified flying

488
00:22:10,359 --> 00:22:14,760
Speaker 2: objects on multiple continents on planet Earth right now. Maybe

489
00:22:14,760 --> 00:22:17,320
Speaker 2: by the time you're listening to this, the planet doesn't exist.

490
00:22:17,840 --> 00:22:19,360
Speaker 3: Don't say this well.

491
00:22:19,160 --> 00:22:21,400
Speaker 2: But I just but like, what's going on? Bro? Like

492
00:22:21,440 --> 00:22:23,080
Speaker 2: what what.

493
00:22:22,920 --> 00:22:29,160
Speaker 1: The motherfuckers when they shoot them down? Like doughty begatta

494
00:22:29,240 --> 00:22:31,639
Speaker 1: you bro? I think you got to probably be classified,

495
00:22:31,720 --> 00:22:32,879
Speaker 1: they said, Tyler.

496
00:22:32,880 --> 00:22:34,480
Speaker 2: They said after each one they shot down there, like

497
00:22:34,480 --> 00:22:36,240
Speaker 2: we're retrieving it to study what it.

498
00:22:36,200 --> 00:22:38,760
Speaker 3: Is, so we'll know about what was actually in it,

499
00:22:38,880 --> 00:22:39,520
Speaker 3: like ten years.

500
00:22:39,400 --> 00:22:44,560
Speaker 2: From now maybe, or maybe people won't hear the podcast.

501
00:22:44,640 --> 00:22:45,680
Speaker 1: I don't like, who knows.

502
00:22:46,160 --> 00:22:48,360
Speaker 2: Maybe we're gonna look up and see the fucking Independent

503
00:22:48,440 --> 00:22:49,840
Speaker 2: Stationship in LA. I don't know.

504
00:22:50,600 --> 00:22:52,680
Speaker 1: Relaxed, relax how how are y'all?

505
00:22:52,680 --> 00:22:55,200
Speaker 2: I'd rather be in Richmond right now than at southern California,

506
00:22:55,200 --> 00:22:56,200
Speaker 2: I'll tell you that, Tyler.

507
00:22:56,440 --> 00:23:00,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, the big thing is get hurt, So you got to.

508
00:23:00,119 --> 00:23:02,520
Speaker 2: Maybe scoot a little further away from DC right now.

509
00:23:02,560 --> 00:23:06,120
Speaker 1: Though, Dog, how are y'all reacting to that? Though?

510
00:23:06,960 --> 00:23:07,040
Speaker 2: Like?

511
00:23:07,080 --> 00:23:09,439
Speaker 1: What what? What character you're all in the movie? In

512
00:23:09,480 --> 00:23:13,760
Speaker 1: the alien movie? You know what I mean? I don't

513
00:23:13,760 --> 00:23:17,120
Speaker 1: think any of us are like you know, we come

514
00:23:17,160 --> 00:23:19,440
Speaker 1: in peace. I don't think any of us are that guy. Right,

515
00:23:19,520 --> 00:23:23,800
Speaker 1: We're not right up under the fucking fucking aircraft like

516
00:23:23,880 --> 00:23:24,640
Speaker 1: trying to you.

517
00:23:24,600 --> 00:23:28,199
Speaker 3: Know, fuck say you know, hey, we're cool with you

518
00:23:28,280 --> 00:23:29,160
Speaker 3: being here, Dde.

519
00:23:29,640 --> 00:23:31,160
Speaker 1: You know what I mean? Come take her plenty deep,

520
00:23:31,200 --> 00:23:35,520
Speaker 1: Welcome to my planet, bro, Bro like this you like

521
00:23:35,560 --> 00:23:37,760
Speaker 1: Agua Agua Deep?

522
00:23:37,920 --> 00:23:38,720
Speaker 3: You know I don't.

523
00:23:39,680 --> 00:23:40,720
Speaker 1: Did you bring your kids?

524
00:23:40,720 --> 00:23:42,880
Speaker 2: Broad? You want to have a house?

525
00:23:43,440 --> 00:23:46,359
Speaker 1: Indeed? Have you made some of you deep? You know

526
00:23:46,400 --> 00:23:51,280
Speaker 1: what I'm sayings all, Hey, Hey, you know what I'm saying. No,

527
00:23:51,520 --> 00:23:52,200
Speaker 1: that ain't us.

528
00:23:52,440 --> 00:23:54,199
Speaker 3: But I don't know what character I.

529
00:23:54,200 --> 00:23:55,879
Speaker 1: Think I run to. I think I go to like

530
00:23:55,920 --> 00:23:59,080
Speaker 1: the country, bro. I think I go to a desolate area.

531
00:23:59,280 --> 00:24:00,640
Speaker 1: I think that's the guy I am. Bro.

532
00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:04,360
Speaker 3: You live off the land, dude, I think I am.

533
00:24:04,440 --> 00:24:06,960
Speaker 3: I think that's me. I'm living in the land.

534
00:24:07,160 --> 00:24:08,200
Speaker 2: Can you live off the land?

535
00:24:08,960 --> 00:24:09,879
Speaker 1: I think I got it in me.

536
00:24:13,800 --> 00:24:14,600
Speaker 2: I think I've done.

537
00:24:14,560 --> 00:24:17,040
Speaker 1: Enough to you know, kind of like you know, figure

538
00:24:17,040 --> 00:24:17,840
Speaker 1: out what I don't know?

539
00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:18,720
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying.

540
00:24:18,920 --> 00:24:25,800
Speaker 1: I've had venison before, but it's as good as a motherfucker.

541
00:24:26,480 --> 00:24:29,240
Speaker 2: Could you live off the land without Wikipedia and YouTube?

542
00:24:30,200 --> 00:24:34,520
Speaker 2: M you can fish? You fish, don't you? Didn't you

543
00:24:34,520 --> 00:24:35,359
Speaker 2: say you can fish?

544
00:24:35,359 --> 00:24:35,720
Speaker 1: I can fish?

545
00:24:35,800 --> 00:24:35,960
Speaker 5: Yeah?

546
00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:36,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, I can fish.

547
00:24:36,760 --> 00:24:38,920
Speaker 1: I can fish for so it's it's the it's the

548
00:24:38,920 --> 00:24:40,920
Speaker 1: the hunting thing with whoop my ass though?

549
00:24:41,119 --> 00:24:43,600
Speaker 3: You know what I mean? I cant shoot a gun too,

550
00:24:43,680 --> 00:24:44,200
Speaker 3: you know what I mean?

551
00:24:44,920 --> 00:24:46,840
Speaker 1: I think we all I mean I.

552
00:24:46,760 --> 00:24:47,440
Speaker 2: Can shoot it.

553
00:24:47,600 --> 00:24:50,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm something in particular.

554
00:24:52,880 --> 00:24:54,719
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna I think I could hit the animal.

555
00:24:54,760 --> 00:24:56,840
Speaker 1: I don't think i'll hit the part of the animal

556
00:24:56,840 --> 00:24:59,080
Speaker 1: I'm supposed to hit, you know what I'm saying, Like

557
00:24:59,640 --> 00:25:00,920
Speaker 1: I'm a hit the back thigh.

558
00:25:00,960 --> 00:25:02,720
Speaker 3: I might hit the part that fucks up the food,

559
00:25:02,800 --> 00:25:03,440
Speaker 3: you know what I'm saying.

560
00:25:03,600 --> 00:25:04,160
Speaker 1: That would be a.

561
00:25:04,080 --> 00:25:07,720
Speaker 2: Funny apocalypse movie. Like like comedy thing though, is like

562
00:25:07,800 --> 00:25:10,280
Speaker 2: someone shot themselves some food to eat, but they shot

563
00:25:10,280 --> 00:25:12,320
Speaker 2: at like fourteen times, right right?

564
00:25:12,359 --> 00:25:16,040
Speaker 1: Any of it.

565
00:25:16,320 --> 00:25:18,439
Speaker 2: About the chop of fort of fun Tyler, who's your

566
00:25:18,480 --> 00:25:21,960
Speaker 2: alien Apocalypse character? I like that question, John, that's a

567
00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:22,320
Speaker 2: good one.

568
00:25:22,520 --> 00:25:28,400
Speaker 4: I would probably be the the fucking negative ass, old

569
00:25:28,520 --> 00:25:32,919
Speaker 4: grumpy man who's all some stand my ground ship, like

570
00:25:32,920 --> 00:25:33,920
Speaker 4: I'm not going nowhere.

571
00:25:34,119 --> 00:25:34,520
Speaker 1: I didn't.

572
00:25:34,600 --> 00:25:38,639
Speaker 4: I didn't leave this house for forty years when they

573
00:25:38,720 --> 00:25:41,320
Speaker 4: tried to buy it from it after my grandmama died.

574
00:25:41,720 --> 00:25:43,960
Speaker 4: He and I ain't running from no damn aliens either.

575
00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:45,840
Speaker 4: I'd be one of them motherfuckers, and I would get

576
00:25:45,920 --> 00:25:47,919
Speaker 4: fucked up. Bro, I get fucked up by going up

577
00:25:47,920 --> 00:25:50,200
Speaker 4: against a bunch of aliens with like laser vaporizers with

578
00:25:50,240 --> 00:25:51,040
Speaker 4: my little six shooter.

579
00:25:51,119 --> 00:25:53,680
Speaker 3: But you know, be like some blazer of glory shit.

580
00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:56,040
Speaker 2: You'd be like the high he took me out of

581
00:25:56,040 --> 00:25:57,960
Speaker 2: this house. The aliens aren't going too high.

582
00:25:59,280 --> 00:26:01,639
Speaker 1: You got a forty, don't you? Yes, yes, you go

583
00:26:01,760 --> 00:26:03,640
Speaker 1: take a couple of motherfuckers out. Yeah.

584
00:26:03,680 --> 00:26:07,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, But but my character wouldn't yea yeah, My character

585
00:26:07,600 --> 00:26:10,560
Speaker 4: would be a little you know, thirty eight revolve a motherfucker,

586
00:26:10,760 --> 00:26:12,200
Speaker 4: like what you're gonna do that little ass shit?

587
00:26:12,640 --> 00:26:15,200
Speaker 3: You go somebody chest up in real life? No, fuck you?

588
00:26:15,200 --> 00:26:16,280
Speaker 1: No, you know what I mean?

589
00:26:16,680 --> 00:26:19,359
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'd be the scientist that tries to help but

590
00:26:19,400 --> 00:26:22,480
Speaker 2: get himself killed. Quickly, you know what I mean, like

591
00:26:22,600 --> 00:26:25,280
Speaker 2: an algorithm that's gonna do this. But then they'd be like,

592
00:26:25,320 --> 00:26:28,080
Speaker 2: you're the only person who can put it in the spaceship, dude,

593
00:26:28,440 --> 00:26:30,040
Speaker 2: And I'd be like, but I've got to say goodbye

594
00:26:30,080 --> 00:26:32,639
Speaker 2: to my daughter, bro, And then I had fucking you know,

595
00:26:32,680 --> 00:26:34,239
Speaker 2: the plane would blow up on the way up there

596
00:26:34,320 --> 00:26:36,080
Speaker 2: or whatever. It'd be like, oh no, no, it's the

597
00:26:36,160 --> 00:26:38,280
Speaker 2: third act. Like now we've got to start the third

598
00:26:38,280 --> 00:26:38,760
Speaker 2: after the.

599
00:26:38,720 --> 00:26:49,000
Speaker 1: Movie, okay, I've watched the third episode of Loss was

600
00:26:49,040 --> 00:26:51,959
Speaker 1: the last of us of Us Okay, So it was

601
00:26:52,160 --> 00:26:54,240
Speaker 1: while watching it with Rather you know what I'm saying,

602
00:26:54,359 --> 00:26:56,879
Speaker 1: she looked like watching the you see how they were

603
00:26:56,880 --> 00:26:59,159
Speaker 1: at dinner and there's a particular time they were at

604
00:26:59,160 --> 00:27:02,159
Speaker 1: dinner and he was like acting a particular way and

605
00:27:02,280 --> 00:27:04,440
Speaker 1: Rober looks at I said, I said, I said, he's

606
00:27:04,480 --> 00:27:05,080
Speaker 1: kind of an ogre.

607
00:27:05,160 --> 00:27:07,439
Speaker 3: But you know what I'm saying. She was like, She's like,

608
00:27:07,480 --> 00:27:08,320
Speaker 3: he reminds me you.

609
00:27:08,640 --> 00:27:12,240
Speaker 1: I was like, ah, I was like, I'm kind of

610
00:27:12,680 --> 00:27:15,639
Speaker 1: kind of an ogre too, but I've accepted it. So,

611
00:27:17,440 --> 00:27:20,040
Speaker 1: you know, he during the apocalypse, he decided to live

612
00:27:20,040 --> 00:27:21,040
Speaker 1: off the land, So.

613
00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:23,359
Speaker 3: I guess there's something similar, you know what I mean there?

614
00:27:23,440 --> 00:27:27,800
Speaker 1: But yeah, she was like, He's kind of like, that's

615
00:27:27,840 --> 00:27:33,000
Speaker 1: you when we have company, my nigga, you kind of

616
00:27:33,080 --> 00:27:38,160
Speaker 1: an ogre too, But I accepted it. I guess that's

617
00:27:38,200 --> 00:27:38,800
Speaker 1: my character.

618
00:27:39,680 --> 00:27:41,880
Speaker 2: We need Langston or someone to tap in with us, though.

619
00:27:41,920 --> 00:27:44,040
Speaker 2: I kind of want to do the Apocalypse show. Let's

620
00:27:44,040 --> 00:27:46,480
Speaker 2: write a pilot the Apocalypse show where people like go

621
00:27:46,560 --> 00:27:48,320
Speaker 2: to live in the country, but they get there and

622
00:27:48,359 --> 00:27:50,760
Speaker 2: they like have no idea how to do anything, and

623
00:27:50,800 --> 00:27:52,600
Speaker 2: then it's just a sitcom and a cap in with

624
00:27:52,680 --> 00:27:55,000
Speaker 2: like four thirty somethings who don't know what the fuck.

625
00:27:54,840 --> 00:27:56,840
Speaker 3: Are doing figuring shit out, you.

626
00:27:56,800 --> 00:27:57,320
Speaker 1: Know what I mean.

627
00:27:57,560 --> 00:27:59,560
Speaker 2: Like, it's like a running joke that they might eat

628
00:27:59,560 --> 00:28:00,880
Speaker 2: one of each other, you know what I mean.

629
00:28:03,240 --> 00:28:04,520
Speaker 3: Somebody's going to get eight though.

630
00:28:06,440 --> 00:28:08,080
Speaker 2: That's a mid season for Cliffhanger.

631
00:28:12,080 --> 00:28:16,000
Speaker 1: They're talking about how surprisingly delicious whom human meat is,

632
00:28:16,200 --> 00:28:19,480
Speaker 1: you know, dude, we're talking about Dave.

633
00:28:19,640 --> 00:28:26,520
Speaker 2: Dave was kind of delicious, man, Dude, it's Dave Man.

634
00:28:26,640 --> 00:28:27,320
Speaker 1: Respect him.

635
00:28:28,520 --> 00:28:31,280
Speaker 2: I think that's what we're going Respect Dave's sacrifice.

636
00:28:31,320 --> 00:28:37,280
Speaker 1: Bro r p Dave while you're eating a Dave sandwich.

637
00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:44,840
Speaker 2: All right, did y'all hear about the room that's so

638
00:28:44,960 --> 00:28:46,560
Speaker 2: quiet it would drive you crazy.

639
00:28:47,280 --> 00:28:51,280
Speaker 3: Yes, what's the loss that? Okay, what happened?

640
00:28:52,480 --> 00:28:55,440
Speaker 2: This is this? Yeah, this is a Smithsonian article. This

641
00:28:55,480 --> 00:28:57,880
Speaker 2: is actually from like a decade ago, but it's continued

642
00:28:57,880 --> 00:29:00,520
Speaker 2: to be a thing. The quietest place on earth is

643
00:29:00,560 --> 00:29:06,000
Speaker 2: an anechoic chamber at ore Field Laboratories in Minnesota. It's

644
00:29:06,040 --> 00:29:08,760
Speaker 2: so quiet that the longest anyone has been able to

645
00:29:08,800 --> 00:29:12,120
Speaker 2: bear it is forty five minutes. It's so quiet that

646
00:29:12,200 --> 00:29:17,200
Speaker 2: the background noise is measured is actually negative decibels, negative

647
00:29:17,320 --> 00:29:21,440
Speaker 2: nine point four decibels. How could it be negative because

648
00:29:21,440 --> 00:29:24,520
Speaker 2: it like it's built acoustically so that it like soaks

649
00:29:24,600 --> 00:29:29,080
Speaker 2: up sound. But listen to this. The founder, Stephen Orfield, said,

650
00:29:29,720 --> 00:29:32,280
Speaker 2: we challenge people to sit in the chamber in the dark.

651
00:29:32,880 --> 00:29:35,680
Speaker 2: One person stayed in there for forty five minutes. When

652
00:29:35,680 --> 00:29:38,600
Speaker 2: it's quiet. Your ears adapt. The quieter the room, the

653
00:29:38,600 --> 00:29:41,960
Speaker 2: more things you hear. You can hear your heart beating, sometimes,

654
00:29:41,960 --> 00:29:45,200
Speaker 2: you can hear your lungs, hear your stomach gurgling loudly.

655
00:29:45,840 --> 00:29:50,960
Speaker 2: In the anachoic chamber, you become the sound. They've used

656
00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:53,720
Speaker 2: it to train astronauts for how quiet it is in space.

657
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Speaker 2: But they've found that, like people, if they're trying to walk,

658
00:29:57,760 --> 00:29:59,720
Speaker 2: you use your ears in all kinds of ways to

659
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Speaker 2: or yourselves, and so people would.

660
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Speaker 1: Just fall over.

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00:30:03,040 --> 00:30:05,880
Speaker 2: People who are standing there would just fall over. That's

662
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Speaker 2: how disorienting it is. And what I have to tell you,

663
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Speaker 2: this really fucked me up because I don't think about

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Speaker 2: my ears that much.

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Speaker 3: I know that important.

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Speaker 1: I knew they're important for hearing, but I didn't know

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Speaker 1: it was like important for like balance in the sense

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Speaker 1: that you can't walk if you can't hear your hear

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Speaker 1: like your feet tapping, you know what I mean.

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Speaker 4: It's like some ear canal shit kind of plays into

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Speaker 4: like your nervous system of balances you. Because like that's

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Speaker 4: how you know if your dog probably has an ear affect,

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Speaker 4: because they're probably just like falling over and ship.

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Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, or your kid probably yeah yeah yeah yeah.

675
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Speaker 3: That's crazy.

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Speaker 1: Man. I did not know it was that important, Tyler.

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Speaker 3: How long could you respect the ears? S?

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Speaker 4: Forty five minutes sounds like a fucking eternity and some

679
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Speaker 4: shit like there ain't a way I after forty five minutes,

680
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Speaker 4: I'll probably give you about probably keep about.

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Speaker 3: Three minutes two minutes.

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Speaker 1: Maybe I think when I started hearing, when I start

683
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Speaker 1: hearing my lungs just over with bro, like when I'm sorry,

684
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Speaker 1: when I start hearing my body the things that your

685
00:31:01,840 --> 00:31:05,760
Speaker 1: brain almost shuts off because it's so weird, you know

686
00:31:05,800 --> 00:31:09,720
Speaker 1: what I'm saying, Like it's uncomfortable to hear these things,

687
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Speaker 1: like hear my heart beating, my lungs moving. Oh bro,

688
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Speaker 1: nah uh uh, I went out of that. Fuck you mean.

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Speaker 2: I had a real fear when I was a little

690
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Speaker 2: kid that if I thought about my heart beating too much,

691
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Speaker 2: that it would stop beating. Did you ever have that that?

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Speaker 2: If I like thought about it, it would be like

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Speaker 2: because if you're aware that.

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Speaker 1: The only person that's ever had that, But for whatever reason,

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Speaker 1: that doesn't seem weird to me. Yeah, you could be

696
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Speaker 1: the only person that's had that fear, But it's not

697
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Speaker 1: a weird.

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Speaker 3: I used to pull my fear.

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Speaker 2: I put my hand on my chest and then like

700
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Speaker 2: when i'd feel my heart beat a couple of times,

701
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Speaker 2: it was like I'd been electrical. I was like, ah,

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Speaker 2: I can't like because if you're like, oh, you notice

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Speaker 2: it not beating?

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Speaker 1: You know what I mean?

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Speaker 2: I don't know It used to really fuck me up

706
00:31:49,320 --> 00:31:51,680
Speaker 2: when I was like a preschooler. One of my first

707
00:31:51,680 --> 00:31:57,080
Speaker 2: conscious memories it just really in the that room, feeling

708
00:31:57,120 --> 00:32:00,240
Speaker 2: my heart beat and then getting really freaked out and

709
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Speaker 2: feeling like I needed to go outside and run around.

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Speaker 2: Yeah at what age, I don't know. I was in

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Speaker 2: pre Squa. I don't know what age.

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Speaker 1: Though, Dude, you're Maya's dad, like a motherfucker dog. That

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Speaker 1: is so ahead of your time, maybe, like I no, no,

714
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Speaker 1: but what preschooler is feeling their heartbeat and being, you know,

715
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Speaker 1: like that aware of them being themselves, being a human

716
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Speaker 2: We had a teacher who let us feel her pulse

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Speaker 2: on our wrist in the playground, and I remember thinking,

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Speaker 2: holy fucking shit. Not those words, I'm sure, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 2: whatever the equivalent color. What if we felt it stop

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Speaker 2: beating while we're just standing there.

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Speaker 1: And then your brain just went crazy after that?

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Speaker 2: You know, we always like to stay on top of

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Speaker 2: want to read this tweet from he is pure hell.

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Speaker 3: You're out. I know some Shenanigans are about to be

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Speaker 3: a foot already.

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00:34:34,960 --> 00:34:42,319
Speaker 2: Ladies. If a man invites me, Ladies, if a man

759
00:34:42,360 --> 00:34:45,879
Speaker 2: invites you over for a nap and shower date, are

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Speaker 2: you going? He's not made any sexual passes that you

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00:34:49,239 --> 00:34:52,120
Speaker 2: or even try to you previously. He just wants to

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Speaker 2: pond honestly and genuinely. Tyler, if your best friend told you, Hey,

763
00:35:00,760 --> 00:35:04,840
Speaker 2: this guy for a nap and shower date because he

764
00:35:04,920 --> 00:35:11,000
Speaker 2: wants to bond honestly, what would her response be?

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Speaker 4: I mean, I mean, I mean love being for me

766
00:35:14,760 --> 00:35:17,440
Speaker 4: to judge and to consent to the del decide to

767
00:35:17,480 --> 00:35:20,120
Speaker 4: do that ship. You know, good bull power to them,

768
00:35:20,360 --> 00:35:22,080
Speaker 4: But I just do not see that shit having a

769
00:35:22,080 --> 00:35:24,319
Speaker 4: successful rate, especially with a chick, because the way it

770
00:35:24,360 --> 00:35:26,839
Speaker 4: sounds like you're just trying to get to know a chick, right,

771
00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:29,600
Speaker 4: like this is how we're gonna bond non sexually but

772
00:35:29,760 --> 00:35:32,759
Speaker 4: naked my dick on your leg, you know what I mean?

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00:35:32,880 --> 00:35:35,200
Speaker 3: Like like I don't know if.

774
00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:38,279
Speaker 4: It's if it's either creepy or this motherfucker's really trying

775
00:35:38,280 --> 00:35:41,600
Speaker 4: to like romate the signs being broke as fun and

776
00:35:41,680 --> 00:35:44,680
Speaker 4: not having any other options because goddamn nigga, you know,

777
00:35:44,719 --> 00:35:46,120
Speaker 4: a little stick that ain't gonna hold you.

778
00:35:46,160 --> 00:35:47,560
Speaker 3: They ain't gonna sit you back for so much.

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Speaker 1: Dog.

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Speaker 2: They got credit cards, bro, and they got credit cards.

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Speaker 1: Bro.

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00:35:53,200 --> 00:35:54,000
Speaker 2: I don't, I don't.

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00:35:54,920 --> 00:35:57,279
Speaker 1: I think. I think if my friend like this is

784
00:35:57,320 --> 00:35:59,800
Speaker 1: in college, right, if I'm in college, because this nigga

785
00:35:59,800 --> 00:36:03,360
Speaker 1: had to be that age, right, you can't be like

786
00:36:03,440 --> 00:36:06,000
Speaker 1: twenty eight talking about napping shower dates, you know what

787
00:36:06,040 --> 00:36:10,040
Speaker 1: I mean? You gotta be you know, that's that's some nigga.

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00:36:10,200 --> 00:36:12,440
Speaker 1: That's some thing shit I might think about when I

789
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Speaker 1: had that five dollars for a week, you know, what

790
00:36:14,680 --> 00:36:16,720
Speaker 1: I'm saying trying to make that stretch in college.

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00:36:16,920 --> 00:36:19,400
Speaker 3: So I'm assuming he's that level of broke.

792
00:36:19,800 --> 00:36:22,799
Speaker 1: But like, I feel like if my in college, if

793
00:36:22,840 --> 00:36:26,560
Speaker 1: a friend succeeded in getting a napping shower date, he'd

794
00:36:26,560 --> 00:36:30,120
Speaker 1: be legendary to me, Like, nigga, teach me your ways.

795
00:36:30,719 --> 00:36:32,880
Speaker 1: I just want to be you know what I'm saying,

796
00:36:34,239 --> 00:36:36,680
Speaker 1: Just to get butt naked the first date on some

797
00:36:36,880 --> 00:36:40,440
Speaker 1: like let's just bro, that would be legendary. You Like,

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00:36:40,680 --> 00:36:42,200
Speaker 1: how did you get that to work? You know what

799
00:36:42,239 --> 00:36:46,399
Speaker 1: I mean? It seems absolutely impossible. There's he made. There's

800
00:36:46,520 --> 00:36:49,560
Speaker 1: no way that anybody's ever fucking done that. But I'm

801
00:36:49,560 --> 00:36:52,080
Speaker 1: thinking you had to be college level broke to come

802
00:36:52,160 --> 00:36:52,960
Speaker 1: up with that idea.

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00:36:53,120 --> 00:36:56,520
Speaker 3: You know, there the ingenuity for show bro, you know

804
00:36:56,520 --> 00:36:56,919
Speaker 3: what I mean.

805
00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:02,799
Speaker 2: It feels like the first time you played blackjack and

806
00:37:02,880 --> 00:37:05,359
Speaker 2: like they put an ace down on the table and

807
00:37:05,400 --> 00:37:07,800
Speaker 2: you slide all of your fifty cent chips in or

808
00:37:07,840 --> 00:37:11,080
Speaker 2: whatever You're just like fuck yes, Like you convinced the

809
00:37:11,160 --> 00:37:13,640
Speaker 2: girl to come over for a nap date and you

810
00:37:13,680 --> 00:37:16,560
Speaker 2: were like, what if I throw a shower in there too?

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00:37:20,560 --> 00:37:22,719
Speaker 3: Somebody said that shit was a boneless spah date.

812
00:37:22,920 --> 00:37:23,080
Speaker 2: Bru.

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00:37:28,480 --> 00:37:31,880
Speaker 5: But also I'm wondering, like, Bro, you're naked in the shower,

814
00:37:32,520 --> 00:37:37,399
Speaker 5: you know, like, eh, if somebody's willing to go there,

815
00:37:38,239 --> 00:37:41,040
Speaker 5: you know what I mean, it's quite as not going

816
00:37:41,080 --> 00:37:41,600
Speaker 5: to happen.

817
00:37:42,400 --> 00:37:43,080
Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying.

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00:37:45,400 --> 00:37:47,719
Speaker 1: Have you ever been button naked in a shower with

819
00:37:47,800 --> 00:37:50,360
Speaker 1: the woman? You know what I'm saying, you know, like

820
00:37:50,680 --> 00:37:51,600
Speaker 1: without like so.

821
00:37:53,160 --> 00:37:55,759
Speaker 2: Well, I you know I have, but in fairness, in

822
00:37:55,840 --> 00:38:00,440
Speaker 2: full disclosure, I was not trying to bond genuinely and honestly,

823
00:38:01,960 --> 00:38:04,359
Speaker 2: so I cad, this is maybe different motivations. I don't know.

824
00:38:05,760 --> 00:38:08,520
Speaker 2: I can't speak to it. I can't speak to those motivations.

825
00:38:09,360 --> 00:38:13,520
Speaker 1: I just bro, I can't imagine being like I just

826
00:38:13,560 --> 00:38:16,920
Speaker 1: can't imagine being the shower ass naked at the age

827
00:38:16,920 --> 00:38:19,359
Speaker 1: i'd have to beat a beat that broke, and not

828
00:38:19,760 --> 00:38:26,239
Speaker 1: my dick, not actually about a burst like explode, Like

829
00:38:27,320 --> 00:38:31,040
Speaker 1: it doesn't seem like it's going to work. Man, None

830
00:38:31,080 --> 00:38:33,960
Speaker 1: of this makes it SI crazy.

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Speaker 2: I apologize for not giving the full context of this tweet,

832
00:38:36,840 --> 00:38:39,600
Speaker 2: but after the sentence, he just wants to bond honestly

833
00:38:39,640 --> 00:38:41,360
Speaker 2: and genuinely. There is an ellipses.

834
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Speaker 1: I mean, sex is an honest genuine bond. That's what

835
00:38:48,560 --> 00:38:53,560
Speaker 1: will be happening in that fucking shower. Are you kidding me?

836
00:38:54,160 --> 00:38:54,880
Speaker 1: That's crazy?

837
00:38:55,280 --> 00:38:55,640
Speaker 2: All right?

838
00:38:55,719 --> 00:38:57,120
Speaker 1: Bro Like, yeah, that's weird.

839
00:38:57,160 --> 00:38:57,799
Speaker 3: It's just some.

840
00:38:59,600 --> 00:39:02,279
Speaker 1: How did somebody come up with this? Bro like? Eddie

841
00:39:02,320 --> 00:39:06,040
Speaker 1: deleted it? Eddie should have he should have.

842
00:39:06,120 --> 00:39:09,200
Speaker 2: Bro The brokest collection of people in the world who

843
00:39:09,200 --> 00:39:11,960
Speaker 2: are able to communicate with each other aka Twitter dot

844
00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:14,719
Speaker 2: Com decided that this man was too broke for the

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00:39:14,840 --> 00:39:19,239
Speaker 2: tribe and exiled him beyond the campfire to the wilderness

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Speaker 2: alone at one o'clock in the morning, to the mountain lions. Okay,

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Speaker 2: I mean, it's basically the reverse Jason Whitlock, which is

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Speaker 2: get this is the quote tweet economy. They someone leaked

875
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Speaker 2: this shit to some conservative website that then spread the

876
00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:30,799
Speaker 2: shit all over the internet because they were outraged by it.

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Speaker 2: And now we on a nationally known sports podcast, are

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Speaker 2: going to read several of these names.

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Speaker 1: You know what I mean? I will say this in

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00:41:40,040 --> 00:41:43,759
Speaker 1: defense of the people that created the list. When I

881
00:41:43,800 --> 00:41:46,920
Speaker 1: moved to Alabama, you had to choose between Alabama and Auburn,

882
00:41:47,120 --> 00:41:51,560
Speaker 1: both very racist locations, you know what I'm saying, Very

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00:41:51,680 --> 00:41:55,440
Speaker 1: racist schools, shit like that. Whatever. Anyway, and the reason

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Speaker 1: I chose Alabama was because in my sophomore year in

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Speaker 1: high school, which was the second year I was in Alabama,

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Speaker 1: they had a a like black face party where everybody

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00:42:06,520 --> 00:42:09,279
Speaker 1: pulled up to the party in blackface and like what

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Speaker 1: ninety nine I think.

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00:42:11,080 --> 00:42:14,719
Speaker 2: It was nigga so and every single one of them

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00:42:14,800 --> 00:42:18,160
Speaker 2: ran for office, bro, And so I understand completely why

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00:42:18,200 --> 00:42:19,640
Speaker 2: they came up with this, with this.

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00:42:19,600 --> 00:42:20,759
Speaker 3: List those people in office.

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00:42:20,800 --> 00:42:22,839
Speaker 1: So yeah, that makes sense to be But let's let's

894
00:42:22,840 --> 00:42:24,000
Speaker 1: hear some of these names though.

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Speaker 6: Seven pages, single space. Oh god, damn beautiful, Bro, respect

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00:42:30,600 --> 00:42:35,120
Speaker 6: the effort, nigga. We gotta find our nigga version for

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Speaker 6: white people talk.

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00:42:36,360 --> 00:42:38,960
Speaker 1: And it's gonna take this type of effort to find

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Speaker 1: that one hit a quitter with the ass.

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00:42:41,560 --> 00:42:44,040
Speaker 2: You know, it takes research, you know.

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00:42:44,920 --> 00:42:47,080
Speaker 1: Bro, I respect the effort for sure.

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00:42:47,280 --> 00:42:52,239
Speaker 2: Vanilla vulture, that's good.

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00:42:52,760 --> 00:42:55,040
Speaker 1: Uh No, boon cricket good, that's good.

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00:42:55,400 --> 00:42:57,200
Speaker 2: Milk cricket milk.

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00:43:00,200 --> 00:43:02,280
Speaker 1: No, I've never heard that. That's right, That is great.

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00:43:02,360 --> 00:43:03,640
Speaker 4: I mean, I mean that that's kind of a play

907
00:43:03,719 --> 00:43:07,640
Speaker 4: on moon cricket. I guess you know that's that cricket.

908
00:43:10,360 --> 00:43:12,359
Speaker 4: Moore's still got milk cricket for sure.

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00:43:12,440 --> 00:43:15,280
Speaker 2: I actually haven't read through this. I hope the homegirl

910
00:43:15,360 --> 00:43:28,160
Speaker 2: Christina's snow roach roach bleach demons. Oh that's what I

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00:43:28,200 --> 00:43:29,040
Speaker 2: can't say.

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00:43:31,920 --> 00:43:33,760
Speaker 1: Can you spell? It? Takes it to us.

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00:43:37,880 --> 00:43:40,480
Speaker 2: The what I was gonna not say is yeast maggots,

914
00:43:40,480 --> 00:43:45,080
Speaker 2: which is that is that actually could be.

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00:43:45,120 --> 00:43:48,600
Speaker 1: In the chest a little bit. That's that kind of

916
00:43:48,800 --> 00:43:50,320
Speaker 1: makes me feel like the S word.

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00:43:50,200 --> 00:43:53,400
Speaker 3: You know, yea, like a white slur made by a

918
00:43:53,440 --> 00:43:54,760
Speaker 3: white racist.

919
00:43:54,360 --> 00:43:56,799
Speaker 1: Like right right, right, right right, they would have been

920
00:43:56,880 --> 00:43:58,840
Speaker 1: too far man, right right.

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00:43:58,880 --> 00:44:02,839
Speaker 4: Maggots bro like that we all use that word, bro,

922
00:44:04,560 --> 00:44:06,040
Speaker 4: real American history.

923
00:44:06,200 --> 00:44:20,960
Speaker 2: X damn chalk child. Yeah, blue cheese demon.

924
00:44:21,960 --> 00:44:24,720
Speaker 3: That's great. I think that's I think that's great.

925
00:44:28,239 --> 00:44:31,720
Speaker 2: Flower bags flower bags actually really sounds like a racial slur.

926
00:44:33,120 --> 00:44:34,560
Speaker 2: This fucking flower bag.

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Speaker 1: That was that was.

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00:44:43,280 --> 00:44:46,920
Speaker 2: Okay, ranch raccoon.

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00:44:47,239 --> 00:44:51,239
Speaker 3: Oh, that's great. That's that's a hitter, bro.

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00:44:55,760 --> 00:44:57,440
Speaker 2: Mayo monkeys obviously you know you.

931
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Speaker 1: Got have to do it, have to. Yeah, you don't

932
00:45:01,160 --> 00:45:06,759
Speaker 1: you know Zach was called male monkey. I remember.

933
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Speaker 3: Someone clipped out.

934
00:45:12,160 --> 00:45:16,600
Speaker 2: Someone clipped that out from that episode. Someone respond to

935
00:45:16,640 --> 00:45:20,080
Speaker 2: the respond to the pod with the with zachon because.

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Speaker 1: He said, laughs, what he tells this story?

937
00:45:23,320 --> 00:45:25,440
Speaker 2: Well, there was when he told it, and when he

938
00:45:25,520 --> 00:45:27,680
Speaker 2: told it on the pod, there was like a half

939
00:45:27,719 --> 00:45:30,640
Speaker 2: beat of silence and then the loudest laughter ever captured

940
00:45:30,640 --> 00:45:40,320
Speaker 2: on snow blenders.

941
00:45:41,520 --> 00:45:42,080
Speaker 1: That's not that.

942
00:45:44,840 --> 00:45:45,520
Speaker 3: Mad.

943
00:45:45,920 --> 00:45:48,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, they gotta go harder man a little bit. The

944
00:45:48,440 --> 00:45:50,560
Speaker 1: top half was really good. They started to get you know,

945
00:45:50,719 --> 00:45:51,320
Speaker 1: they started.

946
00:45:51,080 --> 00:45:51,520
Speaker 3: To run out of it.

947
00:45:51,840 --> 00:45:54,520
Speaker 2: Seems like you can you can kind of feel they

948
00:45:54,640 --> 00:45:59,879
Speaker 2: lose momentum and then at the end it comes back again. Uh,

949
00:46:00,120 --> 00:46:04,400
Speaker 2: plaster people, morads people.

950
00:46:04,840 --> 00:46:05,600
Speaker 3: Sounds like.

951
00:46:07,480 --> 00:46:11,800
Speaker 1: Plaster people. Is like something you'd call white people after

952
00:46:12,080 --> 00:46:15,120
Speaker 1: the zombie pocket apocalypse, you know what I mean? Does

953
00:46:15,160 --> 00:46:18,080
Speaker 1: that make sense? Like the plaster people are coming, you

954
00:46:18,120 --> 00:46:23,520
Speaker 1: know what I mean? Like the unwashed.

955
00:46:23,600 --> 00:46:27,960
Speaker 2: That's just sort of that's lazy that they're not.

956
00:46:28,040 --> 00:46:29,759
Speaker 1: They let me down a little bit.

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00:46:29,800 --> 00:46:31,440
Speaker 2: Hold on, hold on, hold on, They're going to bring

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00:46:31,480 --> 00:46:33,120
Speaker 2: it back. I know that. I know that I read

959
00:46:33,160 --> 00:46:34,920
Speaker 2: the first page, in the last page and make sure

960
00:46:34,960 --> 00:46:35,680
Speaker 2: that they were funny.

961
00:46:36,239 --> 00:46:38,480
Speaker 3: Run the last page. Let's run the last all.

962
00:46:38,480 --> 00:46:47,440
Speaker 2: Right, let me get over to it. Come crystals, very nasty,

963
00:46:47,480 --> 00:46:52,040
Speaker 2: but I'm down. I love some real such ship crystals.

964
00:46:56,560 --> 00:46:58,760
Speaker 2: Did I already do beach? Did I already do bleach? Bandit?

965
00:46:58,800 --> 00:46:59,600
Speaker 2: Did they put that on here?

966
00:46:59,600 --> 00:47:04,440
Speaker 1: Twice? Yeah? Yeah?

967
00:47:04,480 --> 00:47:06,000
Speaker 2: And we do have a so we do have a

968
00:47:06,040 --> 00:47:06,960
Speaker 2: snowroach on here?

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00:47:07,600 --> 00:47:08,720
Speaker 1: Okay? Good?

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00:47:08,880 --> 00:47:12,319
Speaker 2: And the last one, the last one, the vanilla villains.

971
00:47:13,920 --> 00:47:14,279
Speaker 2: That's too.

972
00:47:14,400 --> 00:47:18,000
Speaker 1: It's cute. That's cute. That's cute. Vanilla villain. You could

973
00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:19,920
Speaker 1: call your white friend of vanilla villain and y'all will

974
00:47:19,960 --> 00:47:21,520
Speaker 1: yuck it up together, you know what I mean.

975
00:47:22,160 --> 00:47:22,279
Speaker 2: Bro.

976
00:47:22,680 --> 00:47:26,440
Speaker 4: The one that hopped out the Google doc for me

977
00:47:28,200 --> 00:47:32,319
Speaker 4: was that motherfucking sour cream salamanders. My heart skipped the meat.

978
00:47:32,360 --> 00:47:34,440
Speaker 4: When I read that, I was like, this is poetry.

979
00:47:34,800 --> 00:47:37,200
Speaker 4: I was like, Wowchyler would buy the hat.

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00:47:38,719 --> 00:47:40,319
Speaker 1: That does sound like a dope model week.

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00:47:40,400 --> 00:47:42,920
Speaker 3: That sounds like a death do Fast New Era fitted.

982
00:47:42,920 --> 00:47:46,319
Speaker 2: But so all right, thank you Black Student Union at

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Speaker 2: Auburn University. That is all the time we have on

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Speaker 2: Jenkins and Jones for today's episode. We'll be back on

985
00:47:52,520 --> 00:47:55,319
Speaker 2: Thursday live on AMP and then on All the other

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Speaker 2: platforms after that, Thanks everyone for listening, my my

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Speaker 1: Yeah,