Speaker 1: So you go on vacations. I'm fortunate enough to go
Speaker 1: on vacations. This is not a hashtag blest. I was
Speaker 1: on the back of a yacht post at all. I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm just saying sometimes I don't want to talk about
Speaker 1: where that I went on nice vacations, but it's true.
Speaker 1: So then otherwise I'm gonna be like lying biomission. I
Speaker 1: went on a very nice vacation. And you know what
Speaker 1: happens on some of these nice vacations. Wealthy people or
Speaker 1: who people want you to think that they're wealthy. They
Speaker 1: wear hats, baseball hats with the names of private jet
Speaker 1: companies because they're douchebags and want to go one further.
Speaker 1: It's people who wear tail numbers. I don't know if
Speaker 1: you know what the tail numbers like, the number of
Speaker 1: the private plane thing like it identifies that particular plane
Speaker 1: in that flight. They wear baseball hats with tail numbers.
Speaker 1: Shut the fuck up separately. You're on vacation, everyone's got
Speaker 1: to wear like giant logo shot, like a shirt that
Speaker 1: says like GI vanchi across it or Balmaine or the
Speaker 1: giant logo bag. I look at public I want what
Speaker 1: who do you think makes that bag? It's literally like
Speaker 1: the biggest letter is obnoxious, like rhin stone with the
Speaker 1: brand going across it. I'm like, I wonder who makes
Speaker 1: that brand? Do you have any idea? Paul was like,
Speaker 1: I don't know. We should you know, maybe do a
Speaker 1: Google search on Google images. God, people are assholes. A
Speaker 1: person who wears a hat that has the name of
Speaker 1: a private jet company on it or some like some
Speaker 1: like bragging thing like that, you would you know what
Speaker 1: I mean? That's a half an asshole. A person who
Speaker 1: wears a tail number on their hat is a full asshole.
Speaker 1: And a person who posts a photo of them so
Speaker 1: that you feel jealous about them being on a private
Speaker 1: plane or a yacht is two assholes. Like is two
Speaker 1: and a half assholes. People who post pictures so you
Speaker 1: see like a Bentley emblem inside their car while like
Speaker 1: showing you the logo of what they're wearing something, that's
Speaker 1: two assholes. That person has broken a record and they're
Speaker 1: capable of being two assholes. You're allowed to take a
Speaker 1: picture yourself on a boat. You're allowed to be on
Speaker 1: a boat. You allowed to take a picture of yourself,
Speaker 1: Like if you just happen to be on a plane.
Speaker 1: You want to show something funny, but like the humble
Speaker 1: then not so humble, rich douchebag brag. Yeah, you know
Speaker 1: who's been Oh my god, Chris Stanner's a big hashtag
Speaker 1: blessed jet boat person. We know you're rich. We know
Speaker 1: you're rich, and you want to know why because we
Speaker 1: know how to add, and we know that one plus one, Okay,
Speaker 1: that's Chloe plus Kim, so that's two. Two plus three
Speaker 1: is Courtney. She counts like a half, so but we'll
Speaker 1: give her, give her a whole. That's three, and then
Speaker 1: we can add Kylie and yeah and Kendall. That's five.
Speaker 1: And then you are sick and then like Scott is
Speaker 1: like a quarter. You probably made somebody I don't know.
Speaker 1: So you have like six and a half Kardashians in
Speaker 1: your family, and many of them are billionaires. So we
Speaker 1: know you're rich. We know, we know you fly on
Speaker 1: private planes. We know we know that they're like daust
Speaker 1: In Rames. We know, we got it. We understand hashtag blast.
Speaker 1: I would just love it if their plane was called
Speaker 1: hashtag blasts. We could just fucking lean into it. Hashtag blast.
Speaker 1: Let's talk about desperation so we're seeing a lot of
Speaker 1: this diet pill like ozempic and the other thing. I'm
Speaker 1: seeing a lot of older women hanging on really tight.
Speaker 1: So is that aspirational? Be honest, is that aspirational? Is
Speaker 1: that just empowering? Or is that a little desperate? I
Speaker 1: just want to know, because I'm seeing women of a
Speaker 1: certain age now and I'm seeing them wear these really
Speaker 1: sexy outfits, and I think there's a fine line between Wow,
Speaker 1: you look great and I'm sorry age appropriate? Is are
Speaker 1: we canceling age appropriate? I think that there's something that's
Speaker 1: age appropriate, isn't there? Like should I be wearing a
Speaker 1: crop top and jeans to go, like to just walk
Speaker 1: go into town? I mean, I just feel like that's
Speaker 1: not age appropriate? Is there we allowed to have age appropriate?
Speaker 1: Is my daughter not supposed to be wearing like, yeah,
Speaker 1: like age appropriate? My daughter and I are both not
Speaker 1: supposed to be wearing like short, short, slutty crop tops.
Speaker 1: I think that a certain age should be just age appropriate,
Speaker 1: right should a grandmother be in a thong? Like? I
Speaker 1: just want to know. So I'm starting to see more
Speaker 1: than ever women like really launting and just looking a
Speaker 1: little To me, it looks a little desperate, So I'm
Speaker 1: gonna say this to you, and it's gonna sound like
Speaker 1: I'm an asshole, and you will let me know if
Speaker 1: I am actually an asshole. So I look good in
Speaker 1: a bathing suit, I do, and I don't really exercise,
Speaker 1: and I don't wear bathing suits that often. So the
Speaker 1: only reason I would really want to really exercise would
Speaker 1: be two reasons. One if I were gonna be in
Speaker 1: a bathing suit often and seeing a lot of different people.
Speaker 1: Two if I were gonna be taking pictures of myself
Speaker 1: in a bathing suit. Three if I were gonna be
Speaker 1: doing like a lot of bathing suit photoshoots. But even
Speaker 1: then they would probably photoshop. But if it was some magazine,
Speaker 1: so who gives a shit? So I don't really find
Speaker 1: a reason to exercise with major intention because I'm lucky.
Speaker 1: And also I eat fairly well. I eat a lot
Speaker 1: of crap because I eat what I want, but I
Speaker 1: eat balanced, so I'm fairly lucky that I'm not I
Speaker 1: look good in a bathing suit and not great, and
Speaker 1: like my booty's not popping, and I don't have a
Speaker 1: six pack or any of that ship but like I
Speaker 1: don't really is this gonna sound great. I don't want that,
Speaker 1: Like the ROI isn't great enough for me. So let's
Speaker 1: talk about this every day. And I hear people being like,
Speaker 1: I'm at nine hours in the gym, I wake up
Speaker 1: at two o'clock in the morning, and I eat like
Speaker 1: lean protein and okay, which sounds like torture. And so
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do that. I'm gonna work at every day
Speaker 1: and then when people can say, I do it for myself.
Speaker 1: If you do it yourself, don't post all these pictures
Speaker 1: in the brag because you're doing it for yourself, but
Speaker 1: you're doing it for us, Okay. So I'm gonna work
Speaker 1: at every day two hours a day, take time away
Speaker 1: from my sleep, from my family, from other things, from
Speaker 1: laying and staring at the ceiling, from eating bagels, whatever,
Speaker 1: and then I'm gonna do what am I gonna do?
Speaker 1: Like how often am I going to be in a
Speaker 1: bathing suit? Like I don't see the ROI, Like I
Speaker 1: just want to wait in a vacation of for four days.
Speaker 1: It's cloudy two days. Why the fuck did I work
Speaker 1: out all those much? It's cloudy. I don't even get
Speaker 1: to get the ROI. So take a picture, it's open
Speaker 1: a bathing suit, pray for the best. So I'm fairly lucky.
Speaker 1: And even if I weighed like twenty five pounds more,
Speaker 1: I'd wear a little strong. I'd like send shit, I'd
Speaker 1: figure it out. I mean, there's so many ways to
Speaker 1: make yourself looks so cute, So I still wouldn't be
Speaker 1: getting the ROI. And it's more in to be curvy,
Speaker 1: so like work that and make that, like if you
Speaker 1: didn't want to be curvy, like make it intentional like
Speaker 1: I wanted to be. So I don't see the point
Speaker 1: of like all of this crazy working out. And even
Speaker 1: if you're in the entertainment industry, which I am, like,
Speaker 1: you could still wear something and like make it work.
Speaker 1: So now I'm talking about this desperation with these people
Speaker 1: that are just either taking these diet pills or doing
Speaker 1: whatever they're doing, and they're just showing off and it's
Speaker 1: reeking to me of not aspirational, but it's reeking of
Speaker 1: a little desperate, Like it's a little down your throat.
Speaker 1: And the reason I feel that I'm qualified to talk
Speaker 1: about this is because if I did Tracy Anderson, she's
Speaker 1: that crazy workout girl that liked Madonna and Gwyneth Palto
Speaker 1: and Jake Jillenhall for some movie. And I've taken her
Speaker 1: classes before and I've done it like I do. If
Speaker 1: I do that two or three days in one week,
Speaker 1: which i've maybe I've done it twice, I look like
Speaker 1: Gi Jane. So I really could have that. I could
Speaker 1: go and work out forty five minutes, four days a
Speaker 1: week and be ripped. But I don't know what would change,
Speaker 1: Like I don't see the return on invest What would happen.
Speaker 1: I would take a picture, I'd look in a bit
Speaker 1: and said, okay, look a little more ripped. All right,
Speaker 1: what happens? Do I get a prize? I'd maybe get
Speaker 1: on the cover of some like Shape Man, because I
Speaker 1: don't think so. I'm fifty two, like I could get
Speaker 1: on one of those for health and for a beauty
Speaker 1: or something. So someone tell me, you gotta sell me
Speaker 1: on what it would mean to do that. And I
Speaker 1: read this article This Girl, and TikTok was saying that
Speaker 1: Megan Fox and Gwen Stefani and Victoria Beckham are totally honest,
Speaker 1: that it's admirable that they're so honest about what it takes.
Speaker 1: What is what tan Okay, So Gwyn Stefani, she's a
Speaker 1: great body. I rarely see it, like maybe you'll see
Speaker 1: it when she's performing with the half top, but like
Speaker 1: I could sort of pull that off. I bet you
Speaker 1: someone could like spray tan and contour my stomach so
Speaker 1: I could look like I had that going on, or
Speaker 1: where the skirt high waisted and show my stomach and whatever.
Speaker 1: My arms look pretty strong, so I could like look
Speaker 1: eighty five percent as good as goin Stefani on a
Speaker 1: stage if I just picked the right outfit in the
Speaker 1: right sort of like body makeup. So she's saying that
Speaker 1: she only eats. These girls are saying they only eat
Speaker 1: like broiled fish and broiled vegetables, and they do not
Speaker 1: they do not stray, like they never stray, like Victoria Beckham.
Speaker 1: It's a thing with her and David where like he says,
Speaker 1: like she eats the same meal every single day, Pauli
Speaker 1: eats roast chicken and potatoes, and sometimes roast chicken and
Speaker 1: rice and sometimes even lamb. And once in a rare,
Speaker 1: rare blue moon, he'll eat filet and I'll be like,
Speaker 1: I'll be like, I'll torture him. I'll call them, boy,
Speaker 1: did you be fucking chicken today? And he's not even
Speaker 1: I'll be like mad at him just because he ate
Speaker 1: the same thing. Imagine David Beckham with Victoria. But if
Speaker 1: I had to be in a relationship with Victoria Beckham
Speaker 1: for one week and she ate the same thing every day,
Speaker 1: I would break up with her. I would break up.
Speaker 1: It's boring. It's like wearing the same thing every day,
Speaker 1: saying the same thing every day. Food is part of
Speaker 1: our personality. When people go out to dinner and the
Speaker 1: two people in the relationship order the same thing, I
Speaker 1: want to crawl across the restaurant and ask what is
Speaker 1: wrong with them? I don't understand them as human beings.
Speaker 1: So David Beckham lives with a woman who eats the
Speaker 1: same fucking thing every single day. So if Victoria Beckham
Speaker 1: and Gwen Stefani and Megan Fox, and yes they look great,
Speaker 1: and Megan Fox goes nude to an event, but I
Speaker 1: still even think I want to get I'm gonna buy
Speaker 1: one of Megan Fox's outfits and see if I could.
Speaker 1: I think I could almost pull it off, Like you
Speaker 1: don't need to like not eat ever again to look good.
Speaker 1: That the ROI is not going to change that much.
Speaker 1: But I did it for myself, Okay, so why would
Speaker 1: anyone do that? Like we're gall going in the goddamn box.
Speaker 1: We're all going in the fucking box. I don't want
Speaker 1: to close that box about velvet interior. But like I
Speaker 1: didn't eat it. I ate the same thing every day.
Speaker 1: Victoria Beckham, she was, she dressed well, she was a
Speaker 1: spice girl, and she ate the same fucking thing every day.
Speaker 1: Sounds like torture. Sounds like torture. So I think that
Speaker 1: this crazy obsessiveness with these people that are not wearing
Speaker 1: age appropriate clothing and just like so need us to
Speaker 1: know how in shape they are. They just need us.
Speaker 1: We know we don't care because we don't. We want
Speaker 1: to eat the fried klamari, We want the truffle fries.
Speaker 1: We understand, we are people. We could do the math.
Speaker 1: We know. If I don't buy that, maybe I can
Speaker 1: buy this. If I don't eat this, maybe I could
Speaker 1: do that. I eat last night alone, I had French fries,
Speaker 1: not a lot of cars. I mean, I don't even
Speaker 1: I'm not a binger. Just know that people are like,
Speaker 1: how do you eat all this? I had? I had
Speaker 1: a frosting off a red velvet cake. After my lunch,
Speaker 1: I had it. Did I have a couple of rince fries.
Speaker 1: I had some of her meat ball, gorgeous meatball. I
Speaker 1: had some of it today at eleven o'clock in the
Speaker 1: morning for breakfast. Not crazy, don't bench back to that.
Speaker 1: I had bubblegum liquorice last night. I had black liquorice
Speaker 1: last night. And when I get out of here, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna go upstairs and I might have some of this
Speaker 1: like chocolate covered fucking drizzle pretzel shit someone gave me.
Speaker 1: Like that's just that was that's not even one o'clock
Speaker 1: in the afternoon. Yeah, it's not easy to eat like that.
Speaker 1: Nobody wants to do it. Nobody, So I just I could.
Speaker 1: I'm just telling you that I could do it. I
Speaker 1: could look like Megan Fox in that fucking outfit. And
Speaker 1: I don't want to because I want to eat the
Speaker 1: fried columnary, I want the trufe fries, and I don't
Speaker 1: want to wake up at five o'clock in the morning
Speaker 1: and look like some desperado fifty two year old wearing
Speaker 1: a slit dress and doing some not so humble selfie
Speaker 1: social media bikini pick as a thirst trap, no grassias,