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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to season two ninety, episode three.

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Speaker 2: Of Danny's Eye Guys Yeay.

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Speaker 1: Production of iHeartRadio. This is a podcast where would take

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Speaker 1: a deep dave into America.

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Speaker 2: Share Consciousness.

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Speaker 1: Might be taking a deep dave into America share Consciousness.

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Speaker 2: Whoa it is?

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Speaker 1: Thursday, June eighth, twenty twenty three. Oh yeah, blue blue

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Speaker 1: collar comedy. Did you do you remember the Here's Your

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Speaker 1: Sign thing by Bill Ingwall?

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Speaker 2: Oh? Yeah, you tried to make that happen. Yeah, because

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Speaker 2: I thought that was just like me and my friends

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Speaker 2: caught that and thought it was really funny and we

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Speaker 2: would always say it to each other. But I just

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Speaker 2: heard forget who was referencing it. But a podcast. I

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Speaker 2: listened to this old play Here's Your Sign? Like, oh,

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Speaker 2: that made it outside of my group of friends. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Oh but June eight kind of a kind of we

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Speaker 3: got it all. Today it's World Ocean's Day. It's a

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Speaker 3: national Name your Poison Day. Sounds like something to do

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Speaker 3: with a bar, National Best Friends Day. Also World pet

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Speaker 3: Memorial Day before one out, you know, for the foe,

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Speaker 3: like Pete Davidson did for his mom's dog and then

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Speaker 3: yield to beat up that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Yeah, my name's Jack O'Brien aka Jack sad.

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Speaker 4: At home in his two short shorts, totally emotionally focusing

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Speaker 4: on sports, muscles, tents as he watched all the jumpers,

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Speaker 4: and that's when he exposed everyone.

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Speaker 5: To his plumpers. They're plump, they're plump, they're white le

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Speaker 5: like bread. They're plump, They're plump, they're plump. His kids

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Speaker 5: have fled.

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Speaker 1: Jack shorts were bursting, We're going We're Jack shorts were bursting.

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Speaker 5: At the scenes that pallid flesh would haunt them all

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Speaker 5: in their dreams, so white.

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Speaker 2: If they voted, they'd be trumpers.

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Speaker 4: Mere fabric can't contain the power of the plumpers.

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Speaker 2: Woo wow. Heard see of one Hugo Boss. Wow. First

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Speaker 2: first listener guest that we had on Tuesday's episode.

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Speaker 3: Not the first, I mean that goes to Christy Almaguchi Man,

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Speaker 3: but yes for the for thedation first full s was

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Speaker 3: Christy Alma Gucci Man.

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Speaker 2: Yes or will be well yes at some point if

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Speaker 2: he's will yes. Shout out to Hugo Boss, thank you

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Speaker 2: for that aka to.

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Speaker 1: Lump to the United States of America, and also Christy

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Speaker 1: Alma Gucci Man did do a lump plumpers aka earlier

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Speaker 1: on so I I do not want to engage in

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Speaker 1: any CHRISTI Yamagucci man erasure. Okay, good, Hey, Miles, I'm

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Speaker 1: thrilled to be joined as always my co host, mister

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Speaker 1: Miles Growl.

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Speaker 2: Wow, thank you so much for having me again today.

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Speaker 3: Let's see Miles great aka come from Grimace, Come, come

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Speaker 3: from Grimace.

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Speaker 2: Happy birthday kid. Here's a couple of his business.

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Speaker 3: Okay, to Scouty Magoo, we we've we've fucked up by

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Speaker 3: even evoking the idea of Grimace extreme.

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Speaker 2: Purple milkshake has to be Grimace. Come.

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Speaker 1: I think we can get our guests involved in this conversation,

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Speaker 1: but I'm pretty sure it has to be Grimace.

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Speaker 3: But anyway, shot Out Scotty even going all of the

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Speaker 3: wild Grimace case y'all hit on discord, I will I

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Speaker 3: will go through them with a tooth comb, you sick motherfuckers.

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Speaker 1: Well, Miles, we're thrilled to be joined by a very

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Speaker 1: funny comedian, Yes, sir, who you've seen on TV uh

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Speaker 1: in Insecure on Comedy Central doing stand up. The Great

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Speaker 1: American Joke off his album Happening in My Head just

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Speaker 1: dropped in April. It's Luke Mona, Oh my god, thank

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Speaker 1: you guys.

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Speaker 2: So I'm so hyped. I mean this is like, uh, frankly,

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Speaker 2: I was ready for uh party songs the whole episode.

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Speaker 2: I was I was hoping we'd stick with lump that

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Speaker 2: entire I have gone. I mean I thought it was.

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Speaker 2: I was like, I think we're on verse three and

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Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm about to lean back and just enjoy it.

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Speaker 2: You're like, well, Luke, it's been great having you on. Man.

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Speaker 2: We're like, what thing? Yeah, I mean that's what I was.

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Speaker 2: having me one and two. Just for clarity's sake, what

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Speaker 2: are we referring to with plumpers. They are my thighs, Okay,

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Speaker 2: I picked up thighs on verse two, but verse one

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Speaker 2: were talking about balls. Balls. Yeah, that's when he exposed

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Speaker 2: everyone to the plumpers. Yeah feels yeah, well, when you're

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Speaker 1: Listener is also a Domino's pizza delivery person who is

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Speaker 1: constantly We had him on for for an interview earlier

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Speaker 1: this week, and apparently once every couple months, somebody comes

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Speaker 2: And I think that's like a thing. I think that people.

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Speaker 2: I think that there's a certain thing that's where flashers went. Yeah. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: they used the Dominoes mainly Dominoes. It's not no other delivery,

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Speaker 2: to kind of complete their sort of voyeuristic to fulfill

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Speaker 2: their voyeuristic fantasies. Yeah, not voyeuristic.

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Speaker 1: What is it the opposite X Yeah, exhibit exhibitionist is

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Speaker 1: what I was looking for. I was almost that expositional, expositional. Hey, hey,

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Speaker 1: well it's great to have you here, thanks for joining us,

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Speaker 1: Thanks for having me.

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Speaker 2: Guys. My favorite I just got to say.

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Speaker 3: What the first thing a clip I saw of you,

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Speaker 3: because we're in the age of seeing comedians and clips,

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Speaker 3: was when you said you were more of an Emperor

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Speaker 2: I was like, was like, yes, thanks, yeah, you know

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Speaker 2: what's so funny is like that that bit, like that

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Speaker 2: I certainly had that bit just like never worked and

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Speaker 2: But for I would say, for like many months I

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Speaker 2: signed so thank you, why for thank you for yeah

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Speaker 2: seeing me there? Yeah, yeah, of course, of course.

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Speaker 1: I was just thinking about how how the the Emperor

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Speaker 1: to understand that when he's doing force lightning, it's like

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Speaker 1: him throw him over the over the edge, right spoilers.

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Speaker 2: What the fuck, dude, Edi Jedi yet. But I'm just

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Speaker 2: like a little disappointed in him because he is such

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Speaker 2: then he's just like and now I'm frozen. Well I

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Speaker 2: can't do it. Yeah, you know, I I never thought

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Speaker 2: for for h It'd be great if you if the

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Speaker 2: Emperor was killing Luke Skywalker, he was like, oh, even

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Speaker 2: the guys in the Red Helmet and they just see

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Speaker 2: them like suddenly look at each other. Yeah, he's doing

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Speaker 2: it again, man, Yeah, that is I never thought. I

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Speaker 2: never thought about that. But that's uh, that's probably why

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Speaker 2: he he really well, maybe he knew that he was

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Speaker 2: gonna come back in the Rise of Skywalker just kind

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Speaker 2: of magically. He's like, I'll just not die eventually, right

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Speaker 2: right right right now that happens. I haven't seen three

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Speaker 2: or nine for some reason. I just never got around

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Speaker 2: to it. So don't see nine, don't see nine. Yes,

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Speaker 2: that's what I've heard.

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Speaker 3: It's kind of good if you know you're gonna laugh

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Speaker 3: at how fucking dumb it gets at the end.

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Speaker 2: Maybe, but of course could just be terribly upsetting.

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Speaker 3: Anyway, it doesn't matter what I said anyway, Welcome to

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Speaker 3: Star Wars Talk, Luke.

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Speaker 2: I can I make one more point about that? Yeah? Please,

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Speaker 2: because you guys got me going, so you blame yourselves.

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Speaker 2: But yeah, always the guy I think Ian mcdermoid, the

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Speaker 2: guy who plays Palpatine, is like in his sixties now,

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Speaker 2: which means that when when he played the Emperor in

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Speaker 2: nineteen eighty three, he was like twenty six and like,

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Speaker 2: fuck a hot young actor in this life. We want

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Speaker 2: to give you just the grossest makeup. He's like, can

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Speaker 2: you just get an older guy? They're like, well, we're

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Speaker 2: going to make another movie in literally forty years, so

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Speaker 2: can you That is true.

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Speaker 1: That's amazing foresight on them, literally incredible forest. Yeah, all right, Luke,

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Speaker 1: we're going to get to know you a little bit better.

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Speaker 2: Sorry first, no, no, just I'm the one who brought

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Speaker 2: it up to begin with. So it's all on. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: We're doing a new public hation schedule for the summer

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Speaker 1: eight episodes A week one episode on Monday, one episode

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Speaker 1: on Friday, Tuesday mornings. Episode are going to be like

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Speaker 1: some weird evergreen not weird, but just we're interviewing listeners

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Speaker 1: and we're interviewing experts. But if you want to be

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Speaker 1: a listener guest, tell us about your job. Tell us

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Speaker 1: you know things that people don't know about your job,

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Speaker 1: the craziest shit that ever happened to you on your job.

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Speaker 1: We had a veterinary pathologist right in for our first

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Speaker 1: episode about investigating a bag of dead bald eagle that

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Speaker 1: turned out to be caked and cocaine. And then and

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Speaker 1: then yeah, we talked to uh Hugo Bosk from the

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Speaker 1: discord about it's great.

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Speaker 3: What's great is like every time we ask y'all for

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Speaker 3: to like submit, everyone writes in and already it's like

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Speaker 3: we got someone who's like a prosecutor in Florida. We

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Speaker 3: got someone who's like what was the latest one? Oh,

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Speaker 3: like sex workers, we have like custodial staff. There's so

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Speaker 3: many interesting people that trust this is we're really look,

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Speaker 3: we love you all.

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Speaker 2: Equally, Thank you so much. And yeah, well we'll be

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Speaker 2: talking to you all in the coming days. Today some

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Speaker 2: things we're talking about.

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Speaker 1: We're talking about the Utah book banning and why it's

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Speaker 1: dumb and why what somebody did to kind of undermine

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Speaker 1: it in a pretty brilliant way. The debut of Tucker

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Speaker 1: on Twitter, which should be read with a fully wooden

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Speaker 1: deck background. For for some reason, God, he's going so

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Speaker 1: hard on the wood.

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Speaker 2: Supposed to just.

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Speaker 3: Read as like American masculinity. Like it's just like it's

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Speaker 3: wood man, you know. Yeah, fuck yeah, Okay, Well good

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Speaker 3: for him.

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Speaker 2: He's also got pool cues behind him. Yeah, yeah, he's

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Speaker 2: just he is hanging out in the lodge where Harlan

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Speaker 2: Crow and Clarence Thomas hangout, like on their vacation. Hey,

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Speaker 2: speaking of going so hard on the wood, people have

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Speaker 2: been masturbating for millions of years. A study has found.

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Speaker 1: I find this study to be weird, and it seems like,

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Speaker 1: I don't know, like we've found yeah, exactly followed under

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Speaker 1: no ship. But they're also like there's some assumptions baked

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Speaker 2: Yeah? So the oldest person right now. Her name is

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Speaker 1: come out as virtual and Sino men because we haven't

431
00:23:21,119 --> 00:23:23,639
Speaker 1: been in society. Next thing, you know, I'm fighting in

432
00:23:23,680 --> 00:23:28,160
Speaker 1: the Global Wars because I'm in the army. Now, I'm like, Wow,

433
00:23:28,200 --> 00:23:30,119
Speaker 1: these guys love Polly Shure. Are you guys like, so,

434
00:23:30,960 --> 00:23:33,440
Speaker 1: how have you been wheezing the juice late? Yeah?

435
00:23:34,400 --> 00:23:36,840
Speaker 2: Hey, buddy, are you are you are you? Are you married?

436
00:23:36,960 --> 00:23:41,120
Speaker 2: Are you good son in law? Luke? What is something

437
00:23:41,160 --> 00:23:44,760
Speaker 2: you think is underrated? Oh? Man, what is something I

438
00:23:44,840 --> 00:23:50,560
Speaker 2: think is underrated? I'm gonna go with I'm gonna go

439
00:23:50,840 --> 00:23:55,240
Speaker 2: with like knockoff crocs. Yeah, m hmm. What do you

440
00:23:55,280 --> 00:23:58,159
Speaker 2: mean by that? Like just off brand crocs or like

441
00:23:58,320 --> 00:24:04,480
Speaker 2: literal fake like modulant crocs. I'm gonna that's also. I'm

442
00:24:04,480 --> 00:24:07,320
Speaker 2: gonna go off brand crocs because I feel like I

443
00:24:07,440 --> 00:24:10,920
Speaker 2: love a croc. H I feel like I was in

444
00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:13,240
Speaker 2: the first wave of people to bring them back. Okay,

445
00:24:13,320 --> 00:24:15,639
Speaker 2: I'm also in the I was also I feel like

446
00:24:16,160 --> 00:24:19,600
Speaker 2: among the first people to vocalize that crocs are edible.

447
00:24:19,640 --> 00:24:21,119
Speaker 2: I'm not saying you should eat your crocs, but you

448
00:24:21,160 --> 00:24:22,960
Speaker 2: know they are edible. They're made of this like corn

449
00:24:23,040 --> 00:24:25,359
Speaker 2: fiber that like you could eat if you needed to

450
00:24:25,440 --> 00:24:28,560
Speaker 2: eat them. And I feel like, uh, wait, are they

451
00:24:29,040 --> 00:24:30,960
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I give that a fact check because I'm

452
00:24:31,040 --> 00:24:32,120
Speaker 2: ninety percent sure that's true.

453
00:24:32,160 --> 00:24:37,320
Speaker 3: I got an argument eat crocs? An investigation? Yeah, advice

454
00:24:38,760 --> 00:24:40,560
Speaker 3: or should let me? Okay, keep going and and I'll

455
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Speaker 3: let you know when I get okay.

456
00:24:41,640 --> 00:24:44,960
Speaker 2: Thank you? Yeah, yeah, I think they did that. The

457
00:24:45,560 --> 00:24:48,600
Speaker 2: Department of defense did something. No anyway, But I have

458
00:24:48,960 --> 00:24:51,000
Speaker 2: off brand crocs I got for like twenty dollars on

459
00:24:51,080 --> 00:24:55,040
Speaker 2: Amazon and its it served me well, and you know,

460
00:24:55,200 --> 00:24:57,879
Speaker 2: they're the easy brand kind of made their croc But

461
00:24:57,920 --> 00:25:01,360
Speaker 2: now I feel like that's a problematic to wear. So yeah,

462
00:25:01,480 --> 00:25:03,680
Speaker 2: I'm sticking with my Amazon brand crocks. I feel like

463
00:25:03,720 --> 00:25:06,560
Speaker 2: that's super underrated and it needs to be more and

464
00:25:06,640 --> 00:25:07,760
Speaker 2: more widely accepted.

465
00:25:08,160 --> 00:25:10,760
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, I think it's funny how like everybody

466
00:25:10,760 --> 00:25:13,119
Speaker 3: there's just so many like at this point when you

467
00:25:13,200 --> 00:25:15,200
Speaker 3: say off brand crocks, we're just all kind of into

468
00:25:15,240 --> 00:25:18,200
Speaker 3: the idea of like kind of chunky round slippers and

469
00:25:18,240 --> 00:25:19,240
Speaker 3: we're like, yeah, yeah, why not?

470
00:25:19,400 --> 00:25:20,240
Speaker 2: Why not? Why not?

471
00:25:20,480 --> 00:25:24,240
Speaker 3: Like they're comfortable, Like I have like some Amazon big

472
00:25:24,640 --> 00:25:28,159
Speaker 3: chunky foam like sandals that I'm like, these are so

473
00:25:28,359 --> 00:25:29,200
Speaker 3: fucking comfortable.

474
00:25:29,359 --> 00:25:31,560
Speaker 2: They're like, yeah, totally off brand, but I'm like this,

475
00:25:32,119 --> 00:25:34,920
Speaker 2: it's the comfort baby, But they are not too so

476
00:25:35,680 --> 00:25:39,960
Speaker 2: maybe they are, maybe they're not, maybe they're properly rated,

477
00:25:40,040 --> 00:25:41,919
Speaker 2: But in my mind, I was just like I always

478
00:25:41,960 --> 00:25:45,320
Speaker 2: felt like crocs are becoming like the like Kleenex, where

479
00:25:45,359 --> 00:25:47,680
Speaker 2: it's like the brand is almost the name of the

480
00:25:47,760 --> 00:25:50,800
Speaker 2: wider thing now. Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure, this is

481
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Speaker 2: something A rep Yeah, I think they are actually becoming that.

482
00:25:54,040 --> 00:25:57,560
Speaker 2: When when asked about the edibility of Crocs, a representative

483
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Speaker 2: of the company said quote, although crocs are non toxic,

484
00:26:00,119 --> 00:26:02,840
Speaker 2: there is little, if any nutritional value in the material

485
00:26:02,880 --> 00:26:05,840
Speaker 2: you'd be used. Nobody thinks there's nutritional so it's kind

486
00:26:05,880 --> 00:26:09,119
Speaker 2: of cryptic. Then he goes. The edibility is a rumor

487
00:26:09,200 --> 00:26:11,159
Speaker 2: said to have started with a camp counselor who boiled

488
00:26:11,160 --> 00:26:13,280
Speaker 2: a croc and cut into pieces, substituting the actual shoe

489
00:26:13,320 --> 00:26:15,119
Speaker 2: with candy before he fed it to the camp children.

490
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Speaker 3: They said, no, it's like this. I'm like, you could

491
00:26:18,720 --> 00:26:20,560
Speaker 3: kind of. I guess they're just saying, like, I mean,

492
00:26:20,600 --> 00:26:21,919
Speaker 3: if you want to go ahead.

493
00:26:22,320 --> 00:26:27,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like celery. It's like it it's fine vitamins,

494
00:26:27,640 --> 00:26:29,960
Speaker 2: but eat it. Yeah, fun funny enough.

495
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Speaker 1: Yeah, man, When I went shopping at the mall for Christmas,

496
00:26:34,320 --> 00:26:38,160
Speaker 1: like the one store that was absolutely just like had

497
00:26:38,200 --> 00:26:42,440
Speaker 1: people like pouring in and out, was like like Crocs

498
00:26:42,520 --> 00:26:44,320
Speaker 1: was doing better business than the Apple store.

499
00:26:44,520 --> 00:26:46,879
Speaker 2: It was oh yeah, that's awesome. Yeah I was.

500
00:26:47,560 --> 00:26:49,440
Speaker 3: I was like the coolest uncle because I got my

501
00:26:49,560 --> 00:26:53,679
Speaker 3: nephew minecraft Crocs, Like I bought one pair of Crocs

502
00:26:53,720 --> 00:26:55,159
Speaker 3: and then like now I get emails all the time

503
00:26:55,200 --> 00:26:57,159
Speaker 3: to like, hey, the new Minecraft collab and I was like,

504
00:26:57,400 --> 00:26:59,240
Speaker 3: this seems like the perfect thing for like a ten

505
00:26:59,320 --> 00:27:01,680
Speaker 3: year old, and yeah, yeah, yeah.

506
00:27:01,880 --> 00:27:02,200
Speaker 2: I got.

507
00:27:02,400 --> 00:27:06,560
Speaker 1: The most gratitude I got for a gift in the past,

508
00:27:06,880 --> 00:27:09,520
Speaker 1: like probably a couple of years, was from my mother

509
00:27:09,640 --> 00:27:11,600
Speaker 1: in law being the good son in law. We's in

510
00:27:11,680 --> 00:27:15,440
Speaker 1: the juice and got her some Crocs with the little

511
00:27:16,040 --> 00:27:20,159
Speaker 1: gibbets gibbets. Yeah, and she was very charmed by that.

512
00:27:20,480 --> 00:27:23,520
Speaker 2: So because they do call them charms as well, there

513
00:27:23,520 --> 00:27:26,080
Speaker 2: you go. I'm just thinking of the Crocs flagship store

514
00:27:26,080 --> 00:27:29,360
Speaker 2: at the mall having like a Crocs Genius bar where

515
00:27:29,440 --> 00:27:32,239
Speaker 2: people are like helping you right to come up, Hey,

516
00:27:32,280 --> 00:27:33,760
Speaker 2: can we help you? Or you bring in your cracking

517
00:27:33,840 --> 00:27:35,879
Speaker 2: Like I don't know what to do with this, Oh

518
00:27:35,960 --> 00:27:37,760
Speaker 2: but you're pretty sure. Yeah, why don't you pop your

519
00:27:37,760 --> 00:27:40,480
Speaker 2: shoe off right now? Let me show you. Yeah, a

520
00:27:40,560 --> 00:27:43,520
Speaker 2: guy in a blue shirt like putting me putting putting

521
00:27:43,560 --> 00:27:45,440
Speaker 2: my foot through the crock you know, just like, wow,

522
00:27:45,480 --> 00:27:47,680
Speaker 2: you guys are so helpful that how long did you train?

523
00:27:48,520 --> 00:27:49,920
Speaker 2: And also hold on it looks like you got some

524
00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:51,200
Speaker 2: gibbets there. Do you want to do? I'm going to

525
00:27:51,240 --> 00:27:52,880
Speaker 2: help you put those on while you're here today.

526
00:27:53,240 --> 00:27:55,600
Speaker 1: Oh I thought we would say that for next time. Really,

527
00:27:55,880 --> 00:28:01,719
Speaker 1: I think do you have time level air for all? Right,

528
00:28:01,880 --> 00:28:04,119
Speaker 1: let's take a quick break and we'll come back and

529
00:28:04,200 --> 00:28:05,520
Speaker 1: talk about some news.

530
00:28:15,920 --> 00:28:17,240
Speaker 2: And we're back.

531
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Speaker 1: And Utah currently has a system in their schools where

532
00:28:21,720 --> 00:28:25,720
Speaker 1: basically any parent can have any book reviewed, so it

533
00:28:25,760 --> 00:28:26,040
Speaker 1: can be.

534
00:28:26,160 --> 00:28:29,359
Speaker 2: Like banished from the curriculum. Yeah, which cool system.

535
00:28:29,800 --> 00:28:33,119
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's the way you get like any but you're like, oh,

536
00:28:33,240 --> 00:28:35,840
Speaker 3: this like John or Haint Green book guy, this has

537
00:28:35,960 --> 00:28:39,280
Speaker 3: like some reference to sexon or something I wanted out

538
00:28:39,320 --> 00:28:39,800
Speaker 3: of the school.

539
00:28:40,720 --> 00:28:42,160
Speaker 2: And so one parent was.

540
00:28:42,200 --> 00:28:44,640
Speaker 3: Like, oh, this is an interesting system, and basically was

541
00:28:44,680 --> 00:28:47,120
Speaker 3: thinking like, well, if you think Tony Morrison's Beloved is

542
00:28:47,200 --> 00:28:51,520
Speaker 3: so fucked up, what about your own fucking book of incestuous.

543
00:28:50,880 --> 00:28:53,040
Speaker 2: Ghost stories aka the Bible?

544
00:28:53,640 --> 00:28:56,880
Speaker 3: And a parent So basically a parent submitted the Holy

545
00:28:57,200 --> 00:29:01,040
Speaker 3: Bible for review, basically being like this shit is all

546
00:29:01,120 --> 00:29:03,160
Speaker 3: over the place. This is what the parent wrote in

547
00:29:03,320 --> 00:29:05,720
Speaker 3: their complaint to the school. They said, I think the

548
00:29:05,840 --> 00:29:08,880
Speaker 3: Utah legislature and UTAP parents United for making this bad

549
00:29:08,960 --> 00:29:11,640
Speaker 3: faith process so much easier and way more efficient. Now

550
00:29:11,720 --> 00:29:13,920
Speaker 3: we can all ban books and you don't even need

551
00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:15,960
Speaker 3: to read them or be accurate about it. Heck, you

552
00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:18,320
Speaker 3: don't even need to see the book. Seating your children's

553
00:29:18,360 --> 00:29:20,640
Speaker 3: education First Amendment rights and library access to a white

554
00:29:20,680 --> 00:29:23,440
Speaker 3: supremacist hate group like the UTAP Parents United seems like

555
00:29:23,480 --> 00:29:26,280
Speaker 3: a wonderful idea for a school district literally under investigation

556
00:29:26,400 --> 00:29:28,760
Speaker 3: for being racist. And then they go and as I noticed,

557
00:29:28,760 --> 00:29:30,760
Speaker 3: there's a gap though. UTOP Parents United left one of

558
00:29:30,800 --> 00:29:37,080
Speaker 3: the most sex written books around the Bible incest ononism, bcality, prostitution,

559
00:29:37,280 --> 00:29:42,160
Speaker 3: general mutilation, Malaysio, dildos that goes on in fantaside. You'll

560
00:29:42,240 --> 00:29:45,080
Speaker 3: no doubt find the Bible under UTAH code blah blah

561
00:29:45,080 --> 00:29:48,040
Speaker 3: blah has quote no serious value for miners end quote

562
00:29:48,040 --> 00:29:50,920
Speaker 3: because it's pornographic by our new definition. So get this

563
00:29:51,160 --> 00:29:53,120
Speaker 3: porn out of our schools. If the books that have

564
00:29:53,200 --> 00:29:56,200
Speaker 3: been banned so far are any indication for way lesser offenses,

565
00:29:56,400 --> 00:29:57,520
Speaker 3: this should be a slam dunk.

566
00:29:58,880 --> 00:30:02,040
Speaker 2: Wow. Guess what I did not know about the dildos

567
00:30:02,040 --> 00:30:03,640
Speaker 2: in the Bible. That was my takeaway from that.

568
00:30:03,760 --> 00:30:06,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I'm like, literally about the searche dildo Bible.

569
00:30:06,600 --> 00:30:09,120
Speaker 3: It's probably gonna come up with something else. But guess

570
00:30:09,200 --> 00:30:11,080
Speaker 3: what they banned the Bible.

571
00:30:11,600 --> 00:30:16,280
Speaker 2: Wow? Yeah, so well done, well done, which is like

572
00:30:16,360 --> 00:30:18,880
Speaker 2: one of those things where you're like, wait, hold on,

573
00:30:19,640 --> 00:30:20,520
Speaker 2: what are we doing here?

574
00:30:20,600 --> 00:30:23,440
Speaker 3: I mean because I think most people are thinking, surely

575
00:30:23,600 --> 00:30:28,080
Speaker 3: that will you know, catalyze a conversation about like what's

576
00:30:28,120 --> 00:30:31,840
Speaker 3: going on, But they're just like, okay, cool, Yeah, the

577
00:30:31,880 --> 00:30:34,520
Speaker 3: blade can cut both ways with this, like just knee

578
00:30:34,600 --> 00:30:37,640
Speaker 3: jerk way of doing things. So now the parent is

579
00:30:37,680 --> 00:30:39,760
Speaker 3: going to follow up with the Book of Latter day

580
00:30:39,800 --> 00:30:42,280
Speaker 3: Saints or the Book of Mormon to actually be like

581
00:30:42,280 --> 00:30:45,280
Speaker 3: all right, let's test your gangster now see if you're

582
00:30:45,280 --> 00:30:47,560
Speaker 3: going to ban this one too. So this is just

583
00:30:47,680 --> 00:30:50,600
Speaker 3: like it's really odd because again, I think you'd hope

584
00:30:50,640 --> 00:30:52,920
Speaker 3: that that would like in your logic you're like, well,

585
00:30:52,920 --> 00:30:54,400
Speaker 3: then we're getting rid of your Bible, and they're like

586
00:30:54,440 --> 00:30:58,520
Speaker 3: well no, they're like yeah, I go ahead. Then you're like,

587
00:30:58,560 --> 00:31:00,560
Speaker 3: oh my god, So this is just gonna be cynical

588
00:31:00,680 --> 00:31:03,040
Speaker 3: race to the fucking bottom if it keeps up like this.

589
00:31:03,200 --> 00:31:05,200
Speaker 2: Oh totally, I'm sure that parent who is trying to

590
00:31:05,240 --> 00:31:09,320
Speaker 2: make a point. It was like, oh, okay, well, I

591
00:31:09,400 --> 00:31:14,200
Speaker 2: guess let's also ban Book of Mormon, right, and we'll

592
00:31:14,240 --> 00:31:14,880
Speaker 2: see where that goes.

593
00:31:15,160 --> 00:31:17,720
Speaker 1: I think it's revealing that they're good with the book

594
00:31:18,120 --> 00:31:21,880
Speaker 1: the banning of the Bible, because like they're not for

595
00:31:22,480 --> 00:31:25,720
Speaker 1: any reading, you know, they don't want their kids like

596
00:31:25,880 --> 00:31:29,600
Speaker 1: knowing anything because they don't asking difficult questions about the

597
00:31:29,720 --> 00:31:33,160
Speaker 1: dildo in the Bible, right, So yeah, this is fine

598
00:31:33,240 --> 00:31:35,360
Speaker 1: with them, and then they'll just like, well, we'll just

599
00:31:35,440 --> 00:31:38,040
Speaker 1: make some ship up when when our kids ask questions,

600
00:31:38,360 --> 00:31:43,120
Speaker 1: we want our kids dumb and uninformed and like under

601
00:31:43,280 --> 00:31:44,000
Speaker 1: our control.

602
00:31:44,400 --> 00:31:48,200
Speaker 2: Essentially. Uh, there's yeah, there's some dildos in here in

603
00:31:48,280 --> 00:31:54,040
Speaker 2: the Book of his Ekiel. Oh yeah, you know. I

604
00:31:54,200 --> 00:31:55,880
Speaker 2: just I had to just go back into my mind

605
00:31:55,960 --> 00:32:00,600
Speaker 2: and just be like, apparently idolatry. Is that what they

606
00:32:00,640 --> 00:32:02,120
Speaker 2: were doing with the false idols?

607
00:32:02,480 --> 00:32:06,240
Speaker 3: I don't know, and Moraley again, that's what I do, Yeah,

608
00:32:06,520 --> 00:32:08,760
Speaker 3: they said, I guess if it says such as the

609
00:32:08,880 --> 00:32:11,560
Speaker 3: all the jewelry that Judah the town who has described

610
00:32:11,600 --> 00:32:14,080
Speaker 3: as an adulterous wife, I guess as in a metaphor

611
00:32:14,480 --> 00:32:16,720
Speaker 3: for some reason, is turning into dildosa quote.

612
00:32:16,840 --> 00:32:19,040
Speaker 2: You also took the fine jewelry. I gave you the

613
00:32:19,120 --> 00:32:21,360
Speaker 2: jewelry made of my gold and silver, and you made

614
00:32:21,400 --> 00:32:25,240
Speaker 2: for yourself male idols and engaged in prostitution with them.

615
00:32:25,960 --> 00:32:29,520
Speaker 2: Oh okay, yeah, I can see how that would be

616
00:32:29,600 --> 00:32:33,280
Speaker 2: a weird way to describe that. I mean, yeah, dildo's

617
00:32:33,520 --> 00:32:36,200
Speaker 2: is an idol. You can spell dildo's with idol. You

618
00:32:36,320 --> 00:32:38,520
Speaker 2: just got to add a d oh. Oh yeah, I

619
00:32:38,600 --> 00:32:41,240
Speaker 2: never thought about that. Da Vinci coach shit. Yeah, the

620
00:32:42,280 --> 00:32:44,040
Speaker 2: whole thing is just a word jumble.

621
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Speaker 1: And that's how all the greatest minds of all time

622
00:32:47,960 --> 00:32:52,920
Speaker 1: have operated, is just through local newspaper level word jumbles.

623
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Speaker 2: For you to solve. Yeah, yeah, that's a great da

624
00:32:57,320 --> 00:33:01,080
Speaker 2: Vinci code. Sequels is Robert Langdon just trying to prove

625
00:33:01,240 --> 00:33:06,000
Speaker 2: that people these things fucking themselves, right, the search for

626
00:33:06,080 --> 00:33:09,320
Speaker 2: the first dildo, the first holy dildo. Yeah, well Robert

627
00:33:09,440 --> 00:33:13,440
Speaker 2: the cryptext or whatever. But they're like, wait, it's a dildo.

628
00:33:16,440 --> 00:33:17,320
Speaker 2: We never thought of this.

629
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Speaker 1: This episode certainly has a jerk off theme because our

630
00:33:22,440 --> 00:33:25,479
Speaker 1: next story is Tucker Carlson.

631
00:33:26,560 --> 00:33:27,959
Speaker 2: Is up on Twitter.

632
00:33:28,320 --> 00:33:31,680
Speaker 1: He dropped the first episode of his new Twitter show,

633
00:33:32,120 --> 00:33:36,400
Speaker 1: which is apparently all being filmed inside a remote cabin

634
00:33:36,480 --> 00:33:37,520
Speaker 1: in the middle of the woods.

635
00:33:38,040 --> 00:33:40,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, the set.

636
00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:42,240
Speaker 3: Is terrible that I just want to play the intro

637
00:33:42,840 --> 00:33:46,160
Speaker 3: the first couple of seconds because he has the energy

638
00:33:46,240 --> 00:33:49,520
Speaker 3: of like a like an early ots YouTube blogger. The

639
00:33:49,600 --> 00:33:52,920
Speaker 3: whole thing feels it's so and the pacing is so

640
00:33:53,120 --> 00:33:55,200
Speaker 3: fucked up like this goes to show I mean, you

641
00:33:55,360 --> 00:33:56,800
Speaker 3: are don't you have like a ton of money, Like

642
00:33:57,440 --> 00:33:59,720
Speaker 3: is anyone making this? But anyway, here's the beginning of it.

643
00:34:00,040 --> 00:34:06,400
Speaker 2: Hey, it's Stucker Carlson this morning. That's already too much. Hey, okay,

644
00:34:06,400 --> 00:34:08,960
Speaker 2: I'll give you one more time. Hey, it's stuck Her

645
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Speaker 2: Carlson this morning. It looks like somebody blew up the

646
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Speaker 2: Kakovka damn in southern Ukraine. Wait, like you just left Fox.

647
00:34:19,280 --> 00:34:20,960
Speaker 3: This is supposed to be your big comeback and you

648
00:34:21,120 --> 00:34:24,719
Speaker 3: just go like, hey, Tucker Carlson, somebody blew up a damn.

649
00:34:24,960 --> 00:34:28,400
Speaker 2: Yeah no intro. I also have to point out from

650
00:34:28,480 --> 00:34:31,839
Speaker 2: watching it just now, it sounds like for a guy

651
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Speaker 2: who was Look, I'm not saying my audio is perfect,

652
00:34:34,640 --> 00:34:36,320
Speaker 2: I'm not saying my level so perfect, But for a

653
00:34:36,360 --> 00:34:38,600
Speaker 2: guy who makes twenty five million dollars a year, as

654
00:34:38,680 --> 00:34:40,879
Speaker 2: broadcaster here. It certainly got a lot of echo in there.

655
00:34:41,239 --> 00:34:45,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, tiny well agains Again, he chose probably one of

656
00:34:45,400 --> 00:34:50,400
Speaker 3: the worst acoustic environments, just solid wood. It's like everything's reflective,

657
00:34:50,600 --> 00:34:53,000
Speaker 3: so true, but this is a I guess that's the

658
00:34:53,120 --> 00:34:55,360
Speaker 3: vibe because wood equals American.

659
00:34:55,480 --> 00:34:55,640
Speaker 2: Man.

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Speaker 1: I mean, that does seem to be a decision he's

661
00:34:58,640 --> 00:35:03,240
Speaker 1: making because at the end of the ten minute long show,

662
00:35:04,120 --> 00:35:07,120
Speaker 1: the camera pans out and it's revealed that there's literally

663
00:35:07,320 --> 00:35:10,719
Speaker 1: nobody in the room with him and he's just like

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Speaker 1: using a mouse to scroll through a teleprompter. Yeah, like

665
00:35:15,360 --> 00:35:17,880
Speaker 1: he's just buy himself. So I think like that's what

666
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Speaker 1: he's trying to prove a little.

667
00:35:20,080 --> 00:35:23,120
Speaker 2: Bit, like listen to idious audio?

668
00:35:23,360 --> 00:35:23,920
Speaker 1: Is it?

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00:35:24,120 --> 00:35:26,759
Speaker 3: But like that's not a win like again, because his

670
00:35:26,880 --> 00:35:29,239
Speaker 3: whole thing is like he's like, I'm off, Like the

671
00:35:29,320 --> 00:35:32,279
Speaker 3: reason I'm on Twitter is because there's no gatekeepers here,

672
00:35:32,719 --> 00:35:34,160
Speaker 3: yeah know, And he's like that this is going to

673
00:35:34,200 --> 00:35:36,600
Speaker 3: be the short wave radio of the future some shit.

674
00:35:37,200 --> 00:35:40,840
Speaker 3: And but again, you you don't even have like this

675
00:35:40,960 --> 00:35:43,560
Speaker 3: sort of same production quality. I don't know, it just

676
00:35:43,719 --> 00:35:46,480
Speaker 3: it it it just it just reads as I'm alone,

677
00:35:46,840 --> 00:35:49,160
Speaker 3: completely and isolated and.

678
00:35:49,239 --> 00:35:54,160
Speaker 1: Also obviously a complete fucking you know, like that it's

679
00:35:54,200 --> 00:35:57,560
Speaker 1: a complete fabrication. He has somebody doing his makeup and

680
00:35:57,640 --> 00:36:00,760
Speaker 1: doing his hair and all that shit, like they're hiding

681
00:36:00,960 --> 00:36:04,359
Speaker 1: just off screen just because he's operating his own teleprompter,

682
00:36:04,840 --> 00:36:07,560
Speaker 1: but surely does not mean that he's doing this all

683
00:36:07,600 --> 00:36:08,120
Speaker 1: by himself.

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00:36:08,320 --> 00:36:12,200
Speaker 2: Also, like, let's be very clear, like the those windows

685
00:36:12,280 --> 00:36:16,040
Speaker 2: behind him aren't windows, Like this is like still a set,

686
00:36:16,160 --> 00:36:20,200
Speaker 2: even if he's at a cabin right right, Yeah, yeah,

687
00:36:20,280 --> 00:36:22,640
Speaker 2: because lighting would be a nightmare. You can tell at

688
00:36:22,640 --> 00:36:24,279
Speaker 2: the end of the video that it's like, oh, that's

689
00:36:24,360 --> 00:36:27,440
Speaker 2: clearly a fake backdrop. So he's in They've built him

690
00:36:27,440 --> 00:36:31,120
Speaker 2: a little studio and they've put pool qu's behind him. Yeah,

691
00:36:31,239 --> 00:36:31,960
Speaker 2: this is the this.

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Speaker 3: I'm sorry listeners, but I'm just gonna look at the

693
00:36:34,600 --> 00:36:37,280
Speaker 3: last shot here and it's just like I'm.

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Speaker 2: Sorry, now, I'm like, are those actually pool qu's? Look?

695
00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:45,680
Speaker 2: Are they like walking sticks? Like stick rack?

696
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Speaker 3: Okay, all right, Billbo. So you're out there doing your

697
00:36:49,800 --> 00:36:53,120
Speaker 3: one man show with like your windows quote unquote that

698
00:36:53,320 --> 00:36:55,560
Speaker 3: just looks like shitty lcdtvs or something.

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00:36:55,680 --> 00:36:57,799
Speaker 2: Yeah, those are not There's no way, especially look at

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Speaker 2: the one on the left.

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Speaker 3: I mean that is that looks like when you look

702
00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:03,360
Speaker 3: at a screen from the side, because the mewing angle

703
00:37:03,440 --> 00:37:07,239
Speaker 3: becomes a little too acute. But anyway, but Tucker, great

704
00:37:07,280 --> 00:37:10,200
Speaker 3: to see you going off on you know, homophobia and

705
00:37:10,200 --> 00:37:12,840
Speaker 3: anti semitism pretty much straight off the bat with this

706
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Speaker 3: first episode.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, just coming with the conspiracies. It's like Tucker Carlson's

708
00:37:17,239 --> 00:37:20,400
Speaker 1: conspiracy Theory hour. He so he starts off saying that

709
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Speaker 1: this damn was an act of terrorism by Ukraine. He also,

710
00:37:26,760 --> 00:37:29,680
Speaker 1: this is a direct quote, what exactly happened on nine

711
00:37:29,680 --> 00:37:33,920
Speaker 1: to eleven? Oh you don't know that exactly happened on

712
00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:37,160
Speaker 1: nine to eleven? Well, it's still classified. How did Jeffrey

713
00:37:37,200 --> 00:37:38,680
Speaker 1: Epstein make all that money?

714
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Speaker 2: How did he die? How about JFK? And so endless

715
00:37:43,880 --> 00:37:48,560
Speaker 2: lyon then he said, who organized those Black Lives Matter riots? Three? Yeah, no,

716
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Speaker 2: one's got to the bottom of that. And it's called

717
00:37:50,880 --> 00:37:52,400
Speaker 2: public outrage? Right?

718
00:37:52,840 --> 00:37:57,919
Speaker 1: Who organized? That's so fucking the police? The police state

719
00:37:58,120 --> 00:38:01,759
Speaker 1: organized it by creating as something that people were reacting to.

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Speaker 1: I guess, yeah, maybe that look no further than the police. Tucker,

721
00:38:05,719 --> 00:38:08,840
Speaker 1: who was the mastermind behind all of this Black Lives

722
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Speaker 1: Matter outrage? Couldn't have been people's just inherent sense of justice.

723
00:38:16,400 --> 00:38:20,320
Speaker 1: But yeah, barely cracked freebird length. It was mostly dedicated

724
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Speaker 1: to like so he claims that Ukraine blew up the

725
00:38:25,080 --> 00:38:29,759
Speaker 1: Kakovka dam not Russia. And then he like says that

726
00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:35,440
Speaker 1: Lindsay Graham is attracted to the rat like Zelenski. It's

727
00:38:35,560 --> 00:38:38,560
Speaker 1: just like it really feels like he's getting You're doing.

728
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Speaker 2: Two for one right there. Ye've gone homophobic and anti

729
00:38:42,600 --> 00:38:45,400
Speaker 2: semitic with just one goal right there. Just wearing my

730
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Speaker 2: brain out, Yeah, truly, But.

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Speaker 3: It's just also funny think, like, you know, I don't

732
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Speaker 3: know if people remember in World War Two the Russians

733
00:38:52,440 --> 00:38:55,680
Speaker 3: also blew up a damn in Ukraine. Yeah, there is

734
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Speaker 3: a slight history of them in the Danipper River. But yeah,

735
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Speaker 3: I mean now I think most people are like, yeah, yeah, yeah,

736
00:39:01,239 --> 00:39:05,440
Speaker 3: because that that helps Ukraine's That's why they do it.

737
00:39:05,520 --> 00:39:07,960
Speaker 3: It's not because you know, Russia is trying to like

738
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Speaker 3: do something to slow down like a counter offensive or whatever. Anyway,

739
00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:14,160
Speaker 3: I'm it's just funny to see how he always comes

740
00:39:14,239 --> 00:39:16,240
Speaker 3: back to these like pro Russia talking points.

741
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Speaker 1: Yeah, and it was immediately like picked up by Russian

742
00:39:19,680 --> 00:39:22,480
Speaker 1: state TV. So's he's doing his job there.

743
00:39:23,160 --> 00:39:26,239
Speaker 3: Yeah, I wonder what kind of ad deal they've worked

744
00:39:26,280 --> 00:39:29,920
Speaker 3: out between the Kremlin and Twitter and how all this

745
00:39:30,120 --> 00:39:30,480
Speaker 3: is working.

746
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Speaker 2: I mean, that's like, I don't know what it's.

747
00:39:32,400 --> 00:39:34,120
Speaker 3: It can't just be the Tucker Carlson has like a

748
00:39:34,200 --> 00:39:38,759
Speaker 3: tremendous love for Vladimir Putin because like it's like he's

749
00:39:38,840 --> 00:39:41,359
Speaker 3: defying even his own logic at times with like how

750
00:39:41,680 --> 00:39:42,719
Speaker 3: pro Russia he'll be.

751
00:39:43,200 --> 00:39:44,719
Speaker 2: So like a lot of people are like there's got

752
00:39:44,880 --> 00:39:47,360
Speaker 2: to be compromat or something or money or whatever. I'm like,

753
00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:50,040
Speaker 2: I don't know, it's it's it's hard to know. Or

754
00:39:50,320 --> 00:39:52,800
Speaker 2: the worldview just is in line is aligned with what

755
00:39:53,280 --> 00:39:55,320
Speaker 2: he thinks. Like, well, if I can use my influence

756
00:39:55,400 --> 00:39:58,120
Speaker 2: to get more people to think Russia is like that,

757
00:39:58,239 --> 00:40:00,120
Speaker 2: we should be doing more things like Russia, and then

758
00:40:00,160 --> 00:40:02,640
Speaker 2: maybe that's like a way to begin, I don't know,

759
00:40:02,800 --> 00:40:05,960
Speaker 2: weakening the American psyche or something. I don't know. It's

760
00:40:06,080 --> 00:40:07,759
Speaker 2: maybe they have a syndication deal.

761
00:40:08,040 --> 00:40:11,360
Speaker 1: The way that like the real thing that makes sitcom

762
00:40:11,440 --> 00:40:16,400
Speaker 1: writer writers like generationally wealthy is like the fact that

763
00:40:16,640 --> 00:40:21,040
Speaker 1: there's always The Simpsons on at any time, like right

764
00:40:21,160 --> 00:40:22,239
Speaker 1: at any point in the day.

765
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Speaker 2: Maybe maybe that's what he's got going. It'd be, well,

766
00:40:26,280 --> 00:40:28,399
Speaker 2: we'll see what episode two looks like and what kind

767
00:40:28,440 --> 00:40:30,880
Speaker 2: of terrible things that come out of his mouth. But

768
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Speaker 2: they say that's some like that video like sixty five

769
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Speaker 2: million views or something. It really yeah, I mean it's

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Speaker 2: what they are huge.

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Speaker 1: But well because Elon Musk like tweeted and he's like

772
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Speaker 1: boosting it right, yeah, he finished it. And also as

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Speaker 1: we know, like he fired like when his posts weren't

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Speaker 1: getting enough interaction or whatever traction and someone was like,

775
00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:54,040
Speaker 1: I think it might be if you like look at

776
00:40:54,160 --> 00:40:57,680
Speaker 1: these metrics here, it indicates that people don't fuck with you.

777
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Speaker 2: Also, the Super Bowl all was happening that day. Bro,

778
00:41:02,480 --> 00:41:05,279
Speaker 2: there's that part and then he fired. That person is

779
00:41:05,360 --> 00:41:07,719
Speaker 2: said that that's so funny. Oh my god. Yeah, I

780
00:41:07,800 --> 00:41:09,919
Speaker 2: think this is just going to be a thing.

781
00:41:10,160 --> 00:41:11,960
Speaker 3: I wouldn't put it past Twitter to do what like

782
00:41:12,040 --> 00:41:14,960
Speaker 3: Facebook was doing with video views, like back in the tents,

783
00:41:15,120 --> 00:41:17,720
Speaker 3: oh yeah, where they're like, sure, oh yeah, had sixty

784
00:41:17,800 --> 00:41:20,520
Speaker 3: five million views right there, it's like maybe you maybe

785
00:41:20,560 --> 00:41:23,480
Speaker 3: you pushed it to sixty five million accounts or something.

786
00:41:24,280 --> 00:41:27,320
Speaker 3: But like, I I mean I saw I saw like

787
00:41:27,480 --> 00:41:29,800
Speaker 3: people quote tweeting, and I think I never watched it

788
00:41:30,040 --> 00:41:32,440
Speaker 3: until like earlier this morning because I just wanted to

789
00:41:32,480 --> 00:41:36,560
Speaker 3: see the intro. But yeah, whatever, I mean, it's I'm

790
00:41:36,600 --> 00:41:39,120
Speaker 3: also you know, it's not beyond the you know, the

791
00:41:39,480 --> 00:41:42,399
Speaker 3: uh what is believable to think that millions of people

792
00:41:42,480 --> 00:41:44,920
Speaker 3: did watch that shit? Oh a hundred per I mean

793
00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:48,200
Speaker 3: five million watch the show normally, but sixty five million?

794
00:41:48,239 --> 00:41:50,520
Speaker 3: I'm like, no, what are we counting as a view

795
00:41:50,600 --> 00:41:50,839
Speaker 3: right now?

796
00:41:51,040 --> 00:41:53,360
Speaker 2: Exactly there? It really is a lot like that Facebook

797
00:41:53,400 --> 00:41:56,560
Speaker 2: twenty sixteen vibe. Yeah, yeah, exactly.

798
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Speaker 3: It's like it was on for two seconds while you scrolled.

799
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Speaker 3: That's a full watch, all right, now bring us your

800
00:42:01,600 --> 00:42:02,200
Speaker 3: ad dollars?

801
00:42:02,280 --> 00:42:05,040
Speaker 2: Whoops? What do we do to everyone? So insane?

802
00:42:05,400 --> 00:42:07,719
Speaker 1: But like what like going back to the idea that

803
00:42:08,160 --> 00:42:11,680
Speaker 1: he's acting in somebody else's interest and not just like

804
00:42:11,800 --> 00:42:15,760
Speaker 1: trying to launch a show, like to open your first

805
00:42:15,880 --> 00:42:20,200
Speaker 1: episode with like conspiracy theories that are like pro Russia

806
00:42:20,560 --> 00:42:24,239
Speaker 1: and you're trying to appeal like is that in line

807
00:42:24,320 --> 00:42:27,719
Speaker 1: with the like Fox News orthodoxy? Like I know they

808
00:42:27,760 --> 00:42:30,400
Speaker 1: were a little bit less on board than you know,

809
00:42:30,560 --> 00:42:35,160
Speaker 1: the mainstream media with regards to like the Ukraine, Like

810
00:42:35,640 --> 00:42:37,960
Speaker 1: you know, pro Ukraine stuff, but I think.

811
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Speaker 2: They got into it over that, like his pro russianists

812
00:42:40,840 --> 00:42:42,319
Speaker 2: like even push them to be like.

813
00:42:42,640 --> 00:42:46,200
Speaker 1: Easy, dude, Like if you're trying to expose us to

814
00:42:46,280 --> 00:42:48,080
Speaker 1: a bunch of new people to like try and grow

815
00:42:48,160 --> 00:42:50,920
Speaker 1: your audience, and the first thing is like this you know,

816
00:42:51,120 --> 00:42:55,480
Speaker 1: kind of convoluted Ukraine conspiracy theory, Like it just feels

817
00:42:55,520 --> 00:42:59,240
Speaker 1: like a weird decision. I'm hoping I'm hoping he fucked

818
00:42:59,320 --> 00:43:01,799
Speaker 1: up in that respect, and that everyone was like, all right,

819
00:43:01,840 --> 00:43:05,920
Speaker 1: well this is boring, Like your conspiracy theories aren't even interesting.

820
00:43:06,080 --> 00:43:09,560
Speaker 3: It starts off too with like Putin be like when

821
00:43:09,719 --> 00:43:12,520
Speaker 3: Trump was president, right, it was hard to say Putin

822
00:43:12,640 --> 00:43:15,040
Speaker 3: was a bad guy because Trump loved him so much.

823
00:43:15,120 --> 00:43:17,759
Speaker 3: So to point out that Vladimir Putin was like an

824
00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:20,280
Speaker 3: autocratic despot would.

825
00:43:20,080 --> 00:43:23,719
Speaker 2: Be like, oh, you're like Joe Biden now. And I

826
00:43:23,760 --> 00:43:25,880
Speaker 2: think it's like that was the beginning because he always

827
00:43:25,880 --> 00:43:28,200
Speaker 2: then he'd always be like why is Vladimir Putin seen?

828
00:43:28,200 --> 00:43:30,800
Speaker 3: It's such a bad guy, and like that's I remember

829
00:43:30,840 --> 00:43:32,880
Speaker 3: he started doing that ship when Trump was in office

830
00:43:32,920 --> 00:43:35,440
Speaker 3: because that was like cover for Trump, and then it

831
00:43:35,560 --> 00:43:37,160
Speaker 3: became a thing where it's like and then as the

832
00:43:37,280 --> 00:43:40,600
Speaker 3: war like heated up, that just became a thing that

833
00:43:40,760 --> 00:43:42,840
Speaker 3: Joe Biden was trying to do his foreign policy.

834
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Speaker 2: So then he's just like suddenly like pro Russia in

835
00:43:44,960 --> 00:43:46,960
Speaker 2: that sense where maybe you could have been more like

836
00:43:47,040 --> 00:43:51,000
Speaker 2: anti war. But hey, look who organized these Black Lives

837
00:43:51,080 --> 00:43:59,040
Speaker 2: Matter protests? What really happened on nine to eleven? Eleven?

838
00:43:59,239 --> 00:44:03,400
Speaker 2: Did Ukraine? Is it? Zelenski? Right? Oh my gosh, All right,

839
00:44:03,960 --> 00:44:04,919
Speaker 2: let's take a quick break.

840
00:44:05,080 --> 00:44:07,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, and we'll come back and find other ways to

841
00:44:07,719 --> 00:44:10,640
Speaker 1: talk about jack offs and that.

842
00:44:10,760 --> 00:44:11,200
Speaker 2: Sort of thing.

843
00:44:22,080 --> 00:44:27,319
Speaker 1: And we're back, and as promised, a new study has

844
00:44:27,840 --> 00:44:32,040
Speaker 1: quote traced the origins of masturbation all the way back

845
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Speaker 1: to ancient primates.

846
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Speaker 3: Wow, shut up, I hate the person who wrote this.

847
00:44:36,880 --> 00:44:41,840
Speaker 3: I've traced the origins of masturbation. Okay, I'm sorry, go

848
00:44:41,960 --> 00:44:43,200
Speaker 3: on to ancient primates.

849
00:44:43,640 --> 00:44:48,040
Speaker 1: Apparently this behavior was present a whopping forty million years ago,

850
00:44:48,440 --> 00:44:51,880
Speaker 1: even before high speed internet existed. According to one of

851
00:44:51,920 --> 00:44:55,320
Speaker 1: the researchers, it is an ancient evolved trait.

852
00:44:56,280 --> 00:44:59,440
Speaker 2: It's ancient. Is this like mystical? Now?

853
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:05,719
Speaker 1: If they discovered masturbation wasn't present in any form of

854
00:45:05,880 --> 00:45:11,000
Speaker 1: humanity that had like fingers, and a hand that would

855
00:45:11,040 --> 00:45:14,200
Speaker 1: be the surprising thing. But being like we this one

856
00:45:14,320 --> 00:45:17,080
Speaker 1: goes all the way to the top, folks, We really

857
00:45:17,360 --> 00:45:20,399
Speaker 1: like people have been masturbating for a long time. It's

858
00:45:20,480 --> 00:45:23,880
Speaker 1: like yeah that yeah, no shit, Like have you ever

859
00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:29,640
Speaker 1: had a pet, like any like animals are frequently uncomfortably horny,

860
00:45:30,080 --> 00:45:30,920
Speaker 1: Like I was.

861
00:45:31,000 --> 00:45:33,640
Speaker 2: Just yeah, I'm watching it, I'm dog sitting right now,

862
00:45:33,840 --> 00:45:37,560
Speaker 2: and I'm pretty sure the dog has been sucking its

863
00:45:37,560 --> 00:45:42,000
Speaker 2: own dick. And on top of that, I'm going, well, basically,

864
00:45:42,960 --> 00:45:46,799
Speaker 2: any any human, I would say, any animal that can

865
00:45:46,880 --> 00:45:49,600
Speaker 2: suck its own dick is sucking its own Yes, we

866
00:45:49,680 --> 00:45:52,960
Speaker 2: can just assume that that is like a mathematical certainty.

867
00:45:53,160 --> 00:45:56,120
Speaker 2: Yeah right, that's like exactly, that is a certainty that

868
00:45:56,320 --> 00:45:58,680
Speaker 2: if you can, if somebody can suck their and dick

869
00:45:58,760 --> 00:46:00,920
Speaker 2: they are sitting there. This is wild because like I

870
00:46:00,960 --> 00:46:04,000
Speaker 2: don't even know if it's like ancient, because like there's

871
00:46:04,640 --> 00:46:09,399
Speaker 2: documentation that fetuses masturbate in the womb, right, so it's like, yeah,

872
00:46:09,800 --> 00:46:11,719
Speaker 2: that's like one of It's like it like even goes

873
00:46:11,800 --> 00:46:14,560
Speaker 2: beyond like even in the external world. It's like one

874
00:46:14,600 --> 00:46:18,360
Speaker 2: of your first acts, like a living creature. How do

875
00:46:18,440 --> 00:46:20,800
Speaker 2: they find that imagine the first ultrasound where they were like,

876
00:46:20,840 --> 00:46:21,520
Speaker 2: what's he doing?

877
00:46:21,680 --> 00:46:25,239
Speaker 3: Oh, that's just his d nothing nothing nothing nothing, get

878
00:46:25,320 --> 00:46:29,799
Speaker 3: this leads going on there. But yeah, apparently like yeah,

879
00:46:29,800 --> 00:46:31,719
Speaker 3: this has been like I just I think like in

880
00:46:31,800 --> 00:46:34,200
Speaker 3: the eighties or something was the first time they you know,

881
00:46:34,640 --> 00:46:36,360
Speaker 3: people saw it like on a sonogram.

882
00:46:36,800 --> 00:46:38,839
Speaker 2: Yeah. The mom is like I feel like kicking. They're

883
00:46:38,880 --> 00:46:39,960
Speaker 2: like those are kicks.

884
00:46:40,080 --> 00:46:44,320
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, those kicks, ma'am. It's kicking like a bunch,

885
00:46:44,640 --> 00:46:46,520
Speaker 1: like in a really rapid succession.

886
00:46:46,600 --> 00:46:48,200
Speaker 2: Wow, like thumper. Yeah.

887
00:46:49,160 --> 00:46:53,520
Speaker 1: But so they poured over hundreds of publications personal notes

888
00:46:53,640 --> 00:46:58,880
Speaker 1: about masturbating primate primates from primatologists and zoo keepers and

889
00:46:59,800 --> 00:47:03,239
Speaker 1: like they're also like, we found it baffling that no

890
00:47:03,320 --> 00:47:07,920
Speaker 1: one had properly researched this topic already, And I like,

891
00:47:09,040 --> 00:47:11,359
Speaker 1: what the fuck are you talking about. It's just it's

892
00:47:11,440 --> 00:47:15,040
Speaker 1: so common for the reason that it feels good and

893
00:47:15,239 --> 00:47:17,880
Speaker 1: people can do it and there's nothing wrong with it.

894
00:47:18,040 --> 00:47:20,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, right, Like what it's like, It's like it's like

895
00:47:20,600 --> 00:47:22,880
Speaker 3: we've traced back the origins of waking up in the

896
00:47:22,960 --> 00:47:26,000
Speaker 3: morning yawning and stretching your arms out like this.

897
00:47:26,280 --> 00:47:31,160
Speaker 2: Ahace it back like other animals do it too. Yeah, yeah,

898
00:47:31,239 --> 00:47:36,080
Speaker 2: even yeah, I don't understand the origin of like how

899
00:47:36,160 --> 00:47:37,800
Speaker 2: do they even go back that far? Number one? And

900
00:47:37,880 --> 00:47:41,359
Speaker 2: what would make them think that any animal wasn't doing that? Right,

901
00:47:41,480 --> 00:47:42,719
Speaker 2: that's the So that's the thing.

902
00:47:43,040 --> 00:47:46,279
Speaker 1: So they have this whole section about like how they

903
00:47:46,360 --> 00:47:50,759
Speaker 1: have these theories about the evolutionary reasons why male primates

904
00:47:50,880 --> 00:47:54,640
Speaker 1: because like obviously, you know, this is based on historic research,

905
00:47:54,800 --> 00:47:59,080
Speaker 1: and history does not want to acknowledge women's pleasure, nor

906
00:47:59,160 --> 00:48:03,320
Speaker 1: does like modern Hollywood. Right, But so they have a

907
00:48:03,360 --> 00:48:06,080
Speaker 1: lot of data on like male primates doing it, and

908
00:48:06,960 --> 00:48:11,360
Speaker 1: but they're like positing these theories about the evolutionary reason

909
00:48:11,719 --> 00:48:14,320
Speaker 1: and they're like, one theory is that it boosted the

910
00:48:14,440 --> 00:48:17,840
Speaker 1: chances of impregnating a mate. Basically you like start yourself

911
00:48:17,920 --> 00:48:22,080
Speaker 1: off and then you come first in like a you know,

912
00:48:22,239 --> 00:48:26,000
Speaker 1: group sex situation. And also they're like and possibly it

913
00:48:26,480 --> 00:48:28,800
Speaker 1: you know, if there's an outbreak of venereal disease, it

914
00:48:28,880 --> 00:48:32,560
Speaker 1: can flush the tracts and make for you know, a

915
00:48:32,680 --> 00:48:34,680
Speaker 1: healthier sexual environment.

916
00:48:35,000 --> 00:48:36,560
Speaker 2: Right, I mean is that just?

917
00:48:36,680 --> 00:48:38,400
Speaker 3: But is that just because like it's not like the

918
00:48:38,520 --> 00:48:41,200
Speaker 3: primates were like, hey man, you should get checked out, man,

919
00:48:41,280 --> 00:48:42,960
Speaker 3: you want to go jack off by the tree to

920
00:48:43,120 --> 00:48:45,920
Speaker 3: just make sure you're good. Or is it that all

921
00:48:46,040 --> 00:48:50,200
Speaker 3: the jacking off primates survived the venereal disease like outbreak,

922
00:48:50,280 --> 00:48:52,279
Speaker 3: you know what I mean, it's like, yeah, the horniest ones,

923
00:48:52,360 --> 00:48:53,440
Speaker 3: the horniest ones got through.

924
00:48:53,960 --> 00:48:57,479
Speaker 2: That's their theory. But finds a way, so their theory.

925
00:48:57,560 --> 00:48:59,120
Speaker 1: I don't I don't think they're saying like it was

926
00:48:59,200 --> 00:49:02,960
Speaker 1: a strategic decision right there, saying, you know, the way

927
00:49:03,040 --> 00:49:06,080
Speaker 1: that natural selection works is that it's like, you know,

928
00:49:06,280 --> 00:49:11,000
Speaker 1: a group that has this random, you know, evolutionary.

929
00:49:10,400 --> 00:49:12,200
Speaker 2: Trait happens to survive better.

930
00:49:12,320 --> 00:49:15,120
Speaker 1: So like I'm not suggesting that they're saying, like everybody

931
00:49:15,200 --> 00:49:18,240
Speaker 1: got together in a huddle and was guys, we figured

932
00:49:18,280 --> 00:49:22,520
Speaker 1: this thing out. But like that, it does assume that

933
00:49:23,040 --> 00:49:27,319
Speaker 1: we were part of a peculiar branch of the evolutionary

934
00:49:27,400 --> 00:49:31,919
Speaker 1: tree that masturbated, like that we were different and masturbating

935
00:49:32,400 --> 00:49:34,840
Speaker 1: and like that, therefore it must have given us an

936
00:49:34,880 --> 00:49:40,280
Speaker 1: evolutionary advantage over the other animals. Whereas, like my assumption

937
00:49:40,520 --> 00:49:42,960
Speaker 1: is that there was not a single branch of the

938
00:49:43,080 --> 00:49:48,560
Speaker 1: evolutionary tree that wasn't masturbating, except ones that didn't have hands,

939
00:49:49,120 --> 00:49:52,759
Speaker 1: you know, it's just such a natural thing, right if

940
00:49:52,800 --> 00:49:55,960
Speaker 1: they can't sure, But there's that probably gets a little

941
00:49:56,000 --> 00:49:59,800
Speaker 1: complicated to be like the the reason this group that

942
00:50:00,040 --> 00:50:04,800
Speaker 1: without hands didn't survive because they couldn't crank off like

943
00:50:05,000 --> 00:50:06,399
Speaker 1: before and after sex.

944
00:50:06,560 --> 00:50:10,439
Speaker 2: Why this particular fish didn't make it through the Jurassic era.

945
00:50:11,120 --> 00:50:14,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it does feel like this is coming from

946
00:50:15,000 --> 00:50:18,239
Speaker 1: an angle of like what where did we get this

947
00:50:18,440 --> 00:50:22,360
Speaker 1: like weird behavior from it? Just like as opposed to

948
00:50:22,480 --> 00:50:24,920
Speaker 1: like this is a natural thing that feels good to

949
00:50:25,480 --> 00:50:28,360
Speaker 1: animals and therefore they all do it. It feels like

950
00:50:28,400 --> 00:50:31,000
Speaker 1: it's like benefits. Feels like they came up with this

951
00:50:31,120 --> 00:50:34,040
Speaker 1: paper in like middle school when everyone was still pretending

952
00:50:34,120 --> 00:50:35,520
Speaker 1: that they didn't jerk off.

953
00:50:36,440 --> 00:50:38,799
Speaker 3: I just like it's just so funny too, Like how

954
00:50:39,239 --> 00:50:42,080
Speaker 3: just the concept of masturbationing seems so like across the

955
00:50:42,200 --> 00:50:45,080
Speaker 3: board from like in the in the fucking womb to

956
00:50:45,400 --> 00:50:47,920
Speaker 3: animals or whatever. Because I'm pretty sure you can google

957
00:50:48,160 --> 00:50:51,480
Speaker 3: fucking any animal in the word masturbate and you'll get

958
00:50:51,560 --> 00:50:54,960
Speaker 3: something like I just googled. I just googled squirrel masturbate.

959
00:50:55,440 --> 00:50:58,320
Speaker 3: Just now, I've never done that ever before. I just

960
00:50:58,440 --> 00:51:03,040
Speaker 3: did this now for this, now stop asking, but immediately, listeners,

961
00:51:03,120 --> 00:51:05,240
Speaker 3: you can pull the last time he said that, because

962
00:51:05,800 --> 00:51:07,200
Speaker 3: well you will.

963
00:51:07,400 --> 00:51:10,440
Speaker 2: You know that he's been saying. I just happened to.

964
00:51:11,000 --> 00:51:13,400
Speaker 2: I searched that one just because I was curious and

965
00:51:13,600 --> 00:51:16,160
Speaker 2: just just why the fuck am I on trial? Man?

966
00:51:17,680 --> 00:51:21,799
Speaker 2: But there were immediately articles and pictures about squirrels masturbating,

967
00:51:21,960 --> 00:51:23,680
Speaker 2: like and this one was saying, like, squirrels do it

968
00:51:23,760 --> 00:51:26,200
Speaker 2: to help clear their you know, their pipes and help

969
00:51:26,440 --> 00:51:28,799
Speaker 2: ward off like st i s and stuff. I got

970
00:51:28,920 --> 00:51:33,000
Speaker 2: to write down some of these defenses. Yeah, please please

971
00:51:33,040 --> 00:51:36,839
Speaker 2: do them. It feels good and it helps me clear

972
00:51:36,960 --> 00:51:40,120
Speaker 2: my pipes. Yeah, thank you. What's the problem. I'm sorry,

973
00:51:40,360 --> 00:51:43,080
Speaker 2: I didn't know it was looked down upon.

974
00:51:43,560 --> 00:51:49,080
Speaker 1: I guess I on the bush's Yeah, keep it to yourself.

975
00:51:49,239 --> 00:51:52,080
Speaker 2: But it's it's fine everyone. Don't let the paper make

976
00:51:52,160 --> 00:51:54,600
Speaker 2: you feel weird. All animals do it and it makes

977
00:51:54,640 --> 00:52:01,759
Speaker 2: them feel good. Please, but they would lived without it.

978
00:52:02,480 --> 00:52:08,040
Speaker 2: This is the most human behavior. Observe the observe. You're

979
00:52:08,040 --> 00:52:11,000
Speaker 2: not going to ser subway ride, so why don't you

980
00:52:11,040 --> 00:52:12,279
Speaker 2: get off? All right?

981
00:52:12,360 --> 00:52:14,640
Speaker 1: And finally, I'm not sure how we're gonna pull this

982
00:52:14,719 --> 00:52:20,280
Speaker 1: one back around masturbation, but showtime has mysteriously pulled episode

983
00:52:20,440 --> 00:52:25,520
Speaker 1: of Vice. Pull it off, Yeah, pull it back around. Yeah, Oh,

984
00:52:25,600 --> 00:52:28,320
Speaker 1: actually I have one. He was a He was a

985
00:52:28,640 --> 00:52:38,680
Speaker 1: JAG officer, JAG perfect before it was yanked. The description

986
00:52:38,960 --> 00:52:43,160
Speaker 1: of this episode on Showtime's website hinted at potentially explosive

987
00:52:43,200 --> 00:52:48,320
Speaker 1: material about Ron DeSantis before his yanked and explosive material

988
00:52:48,840 --> 00:52:53,960
Speaker 1: and involved an investigation into allegations from former Guantanamo Bay

989
00:52:54,040 --> 00:52:58,480
Speaker 1: detainees that Desanta has witnessed acts condemned by the United

990
00:52:58,600 --> 00:53:04,359
Speaker 1: Nations as torture. And there were three inmate deaths at Guantanamo,

991
00:53:05,000 --> 00:53:09,840
Speaker 1: and DeSantis was part of the investigation and these inmates

992
00:53:10,400 --> 00:53:14,520
Speaker 1: the like his finding, the official finding was that the

993
00:53:14,640 --> 00:53:19,320
Speaker 1: three prisoners had killed themselves, and that does not seem

994
00:53:19,440 --> 00:53:23,560
Speaker 1: to jibe with like the actual facts of the case

995
00:53:23,640 --> 00:53:26,120
Speaker 1: which they had, or what other detainees were saying, what

996
00:53:26,320 --> 00:53:29,920
Speaker 1: was actually happening. Other detainees testimony, and they had like

997
00:53:30,440 --> 00:53:34,560
Speaker 1: fabric shoved down their throats, deep down their throats and

998
00:53:34,800 --> 00:53:39,680
Speaker 1: wild hung themselves. So Showtime doing the the GOP's work

999
00:53:39,760 --> 00:53:41,800
Speaker 1: right now, just trying to or probably I mean, we

1000
00:53:41,880 --> 00:53:44,320
Speaker 1: don't know he's fucking wild enough to go after fucking

1001
00:53:44,480 --> 00:53:47,000
Speaker 1: Disney in a second, we don't have that kind of money,

1002
00:53:47,080 --> 00:53:48,600
Speaker 1: like Showtime will be fucking gone.

1003
00:53:49,040 --> 00:53:53,000
Speaker 2: But I don't know. That is something very peculiar, but

1004
00:53:53,120 --> 00:53:56,799
Speaker 2: also not surprising given how we see like mainstream media

1005
00:53:57,120 --> 00:53:59,520
Speaker 2: be like, yeah, yeah, we don't just not rock the

1006
00:53:59,560 --> 00:54:00,839
Speaker 2: boat to hard right now.

1007
00:54:01,400 --> 00:54:04,920
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, I mean I've been behind the scenes that.

1008
00:54:05,080 --> 00:54:07,960
Speaker 1: Like one of my first jobs was like working the

1009
00:54:08,280 --> 00:54:12,440
Speaker 1: phones at like one of the major networks like news desks,

1010
00:54:12,680 --> 00:54:18,840
Speaker 1: and saw a story get completely defanged by a current

1011
00:54:19,000 --> 00:54:22,960
Speaker 1: current prominent politician. Wasn't a politician then, was more of

1012
00:54:23,040 --> 00:54:28,879
Speaker 1: a reality show host guy on Trump Hunt. No I'm

1013
00:54:28,920 --> 00:54:33,000
Speaker 1: not saying that, but I mean like Ronald Trunk, Yeah,

1014
00:54:33,160 --> 00:54:36,960
Speaker 1: Ronald Trunk, and he just called and had his lawyers call,

1015
00:54:37,480 --> 00:54:41,200
Speaker 1: and like had lawyers who sounded suspiciously like him call,

1016
00:54:41,719 --> 00:54:46,200
Speaker 1: just NonStop, and eventually the news organization's legal department was like,

1017
00:54:46,840 --> 00:54:48,920
Speaker 1: I don't fucking know, man, let's just not do this.

1018
00:54:49,080 --> 00:54:51,560
Speaker 2: It's it's gonna be so annoying. What was the story?

1019
00:54:51,680 --> 00:54:52,200
Speaker 2: How it worked?

1020
00:54:52,600 --> 00:54:56,440
Speaker 1: It was just like basically being like he's a bullshit billionaire,

1021
00:54:56,440 --> 00:54:59,320
Speaker 1: he's like not as rich as he claims, and fraud.

1022
00:54:59,160 --> 00:55:01,120
Speaker 2: And yeah, I guess he stamped a lot of that out.

1023
00:55:01,440 --> 00:55:04,640
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah exactly.

1024
00:55:05,080 --> 00:55:11,320
Speaker 1: So anyways, hopefully somebody, maybe other journalists who don't have

1025
00:55:11,760 --> 00:55:16,920
Speaker 1: massive legal departments with big overhead like can take this

1026
00:55:17,280 --> 00:55:21,080
Speaker 1: as an indication that there's something there and it's worth

1027
00:55:21,120 --> 00:55:21,680
Speaker 1: looking into.

1028
00:55:21,800 --> 00:55:24,560
Speaker 3: But because it's like I'm trying to think if it's revealed, right,

1029
00:55:25,080 --> 00:55:27,960
Speaker 3: people who like I don't know how this affects someone

1030
00:55:28,000 --> 00:55:31,560
Speaker 3: who would vote for him if the news came out. Yeah,

1031
00:55:31,560 --> 00:55:33,040
Speaker 3: you know what I mean, Like it's one of those

1032
00:55:33,040 --> 00:55:35,320
Speaker 3: weird stories where like people you hear the name and

1033
00:55:35,360 --> 00:55:38,360
Speaker 3: you're probably gonna immediately be turned off or turned on

1034
00:55:38,600 --> 00:55:41,000
Speaker 3: or whatever the fuck. Yeah, but like if you hear

1035
00:55:41,160 --> 00:55:44,239
Speaker 3: this and I don't think, like if you're an uninformed voter,

1036
00:55:44,440 --> 00:55:47,799
Speaker 3: like your head's in the gitt mo like game so much,

1037
00:55:47,920 --> 00:55:50,120
Speaker 3: you're like wait, what, yeah he did what.

1038
00:55:51,000 --> 00:55:52,759
Speaker 2: That's so true. We really are in the era of

1039
00:55:53,000 --> 00:55:58,120
Speaker 2: like people the they're sort of an impenetrability of candidates

1040
00:55:58,160 --> 00:56:02,720
Speaker 2: and like people are not easily dissuaded, and like attack

1041
00:56:02,840 --> 00:56:06,160
Speaker 2: ads don't work on even like swing voters really, so

1042
00:56:06,239 --> 00:56:09,600
Speaker 2: it's like interesting that like, yeah, we're still framing things

1043
00:56:09,640 --> 00:56:12,239
Speaker 2: that way, but you're totally right, Like there's I think

1044
00:56:12,280 --> 00:56:14,600
Speaker 2: in the person who's who will change their stance based

1045
00:56:14,640 --> 00:56:14,840
Speaker 2: on that.

1046
00:56:15,080 --> 00:56:18,799
Speaker 3: I think it's just like a personal humiliation for DeSantis

1047
00:56:18,960 --> 00:56:21,600
Speaker 3: that he doesn't want to because I'm sure he probably

1048
00:56:21,680 --> 00:56:23,880
Speaker 3: knows how to, like he's maybe if he's probably avoided

1049
00:56:23,960 --> 00:56:25,960
Speaker 3: reckoning with it. So that's why he wants to avoid it,

1050
00:56:26,000 --> 00:56:27,640
Speaker 3: because at one time he was asked about it when

1051
00:56:27,680 --> 00:56:30,359
Speaker 3: he was like in Israel, fucking lost it lost.

1052
00:56:30,920 --> 00:56:33,839
Speaker 1: Yeah, I do think his whole thing because I don't

1053
00:56:33,920 --> 00:56:38,200
Speaker 1: think there are that many voters for him, Like obviously

1054
00:56:38,280 --> 00:56:41,840
Speaker 1: they're in Florida for you know, his current position, but

1055
00:56:42,360 --> 00:56:48,040
Speaker 1: I think his whole momentum is like mainstream media personalities

1056
00:56:48,120 --> 00:56:51,160
Speaker 1: thinking he's an alternative to Trump, and in that respect

1057
00:56:51,200 --> 00:56:54,560
Speaker 1: it could be damaging because they're the sort of people

1058
00:56:54,560 --> 00:56:56,840
Speaker 1: who would give a shit about a story like this,

1059
00:56:57,280 --> 00:57:00,239
Speaker 1: you know. Obviously, like maybe his voters wouldn't be because

1060
00:57:00,320 --> 00:57:02,760
Speaker 1: he's running to the right of Trump.

1061
00:57:03,080 --> 00:57:05,840
Speaker 3: But right in which case, like I'm sorry, and this

1062
00:57:05,960 --> 00:57:09,320
Speaker 3: is so cynical, but you'd think that harming like Muslim

1063
00:57:09,480 --> 00:57:12,640
Speaker 3: detainees and Guantanamo Bay would be like a fucking badge

1064
00:57:12,680 --> 00:57:15,319
Speaker 3: of honner for these monsters. Yeah, where they're like, yeah,

1065
00:57:15,440 --> 00:57:18,880
Speaker 3: he did that exactly, that's my president type of shit.

1066
00:57:19,000 --> 00:57:21,000
Speaker 3: But I don't know that's where it's like so odd

1067
00:57:21,080 --> 00:57:22,720
Speaker 3: when we're like, wait, so, what is a level of

1068
00:57:22,800 --> 00:57:24,120
Speaker 3: cruelty that's acceptable to you?

1069
00:57:24,680 --> 00:57:26,560
Speaker 2: Yeah? And on the pill. Yeah.

1070
00:57:26,680 --> 00:57:29,920
Speaker 1: I think his whole thing as of right now is

1071
00:57:30,200 --> 00:57:33,120
Speaker 1: just that the mainstream media takes him seriously as like

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Speaker 1: what if Trump went to Harvard? Harvard a school that's

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Speaker 1: five six. Yeah, but we're lifts, so you couldn't tell.

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Speaker 2: Hey, they're fucking cowboy boots. They're not lifts.

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Speaker 3: I don't put anything in here to make them lifts.

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Speaker 3: They're just really high heeled cowboy boots. They naturally lift.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly. Find a new angle. Find a new angle, asshole. Luke.

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Speaker 1: Such a pleasure having you on the show where people

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Speaker 1: where can people find you and follow you?

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Speaker 2: Thank you guys for having me. Yeah, I'm I'm at

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Speaker 2: all the stuff at Luke Monus M O N E S.

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Speaker 2: And yeah, my album happening in my head on Spotify,

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Speaker 2: iTunes and everywhere else. Thank you guys appreciate it.

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Speaker 1: And is there a work Amedia that you've been enjoying?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 6: Wow, you know, like I tweet. Those are lifts. I

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Speaker 6: mean those that's all. I justs boots and they look.

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Speaker 3: Like, hey, they got to be a little bit high

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Speaker 3: off man. Yeah, he looks like like he looks like

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Speaker 3: like a time traveler, like fell into twenty twenty three

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Speaker 3: and it's like i was Zoro's arch nemesis.

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Speaker 2: But I'm gonna put this suit on. Someone finds me out, dude.

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Speaker 2: The media I have to recommend that I've been enjoying

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Speaker 2: lately is the picture that Miles just pulled up of

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Speaker 2: yeahoy boots. Yeah, that's the media. I have to strongly

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Speaker 2: recommend that has changed my life. They are so unnatural looking,

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Speaker 2: it's crazy, that's sir. They should have little they should

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Speaker 2: have fish tanks in them.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah right, because you imagine he goes to like

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Speaker 3: a disco platform shoe next wow.

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Speaker 2: Or like the Robert de Niro irishman shoe. Have you

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Speaker 2: guys seen that? Oh yeah, the insane Oh he was

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Speaker 2: in big lifts, dude. His the lifts were like He's

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Speaker 2: just gonna fall over. He walked like he was going

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Speaker 2: to fall over it. And well that's certainly true too.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that one scene where he's supposed to like be

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Speaker 1: a young menacing enforcer where he like walks down the

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Speaker 1: street and oh yeah, holy shit.

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Speaker 2: They are.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they're like CRUs that somebody was like clone at

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Speaker 1: Clone at Clonet, like just the most soul that any

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Speaker 1: shoe has ever heard.

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Speaker 2: My millennials will remember this. You remember rocket dog platform sandals?

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Speaker 3: Uh that some of the the ladies out there and

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Speaker 3: female female identifying homies was wearing that back then. Those

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Speaker 3: they look exactly like rocket dog platforms, but with like

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Speaker 3: a leather fucking I don't know whatever wingtip upper.

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Speaker 2: I'm looking now. Oh yeah they Oh yeah remember those? Yes, yes, Jack,

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Speaker 2: you remember those without me saying them. Do you remember

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Speaker 2: rocket dogs? No? I don't remember those at all. You've

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Speaker 2: never seen this like a rocket dog? Yeah, Like this

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Speaker 2: was like standard footwear. I felt like in the early

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Speaker 2: as I've seen them more recently than that. They're coming back.

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Speaker 2: Baby rocks and rocket dogs and you can eat a

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Speaker 2: rocket dog. It does sound like they should be like

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Speaker 2: you know ice cream bars that you can get from

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Speaker 2: the ice cream Oh, like a rocket dog? Rocket dogs?

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Speaker 2: I think I had one of those in the Dodgers

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Speaker 2: game yesterday.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, right, Miles, Where can people find you? What is

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Speaker 1: the work media you've been enjoying. Find me on Twitter,

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Speaker 1: Instagram at Miles of Gray.

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Speaker 3: If you like basketball talk, check Jack and I out

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01:00:54,560 --> 01:00:58,760
Speaker 3: on our basketball podcast Miles and Jack got mad as

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Speaker 3: we discussed the NBA. Fine, if you want to hear

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Speaker 3: me talk shit about reality TV, then check out four

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Speaker 3: twenty Day Fiance with Sophia, Alexandra and I. Now let's

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Speaker 3: see the thing. I'm just gonna keep saying it because

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Speaker 3: people keep have been tweeting, like, what's that reality show?

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Speaker 3: I was kept talking about Siren on Netflix, the Korean

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Speaker 3: reality competition show, which is like next level Capture the Flag.

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Speaker 3: I'm just gonna say, if you like Capture the Flag,

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Speaker 3: it's it's just it's just so it's it's such a

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Speaker 3: nuts reality show that I'm.

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Speaker 2: Just gonna say, if you have time, check that out.

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Speaker 2: It sounds great. Yeah. I love to Capture the Flag

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Speaker 2: when I was a kid. Oh yeah, It's it's like

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Speaker 2: I felt like that was like the purest like form

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Speaker 2: of of competition, like in school when it's like we're

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Speaker 2: gonna split the class in half and you guys run

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Speaker 2: at each other and take the fucking flag the best. Uh.

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Speaker 1: A couple tweets I've been enjoying Small Cat one. Small

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Speaker 1: Cat tweeted, they don't id me at the liquor store

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Speaker 1: anymore because they see the light has left my eyes.

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Speaker 2: I've had that thought. I'm like, what, Wow, what changed? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Why no more ID? I think it's like posture two.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, like I remember when I was young

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Speaker 3: buying out club like hey, like even like when I

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Speaker 3: was like twenty one, I'm like, I was like yeah,

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Speaker 3: and now I'm like, man, just fucking ring it up, dude.

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Speaker 1: And Ben Rosen at Ben Underscore. Rosen tweeted the Grimace's

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Speaker 1: birthday image and new, I guess it's Verry flavored new

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Speaker 1: Berry flavored Grim's milkshake. Celebrations starts six twelve, and then

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Speaker 1: pointed out a June twelfth birthday suggests Grimace may have

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Speaker 1: been conceived on September eleventh.

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Speaker 2: This is just something that everybody should keep in mind

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Speaker 2: as we're celebrating. Oh never forget.

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Speaker 1: You can find me on Twitter at Jack Underscore. O'Brien,

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Speaker 1: you can find us on Twitter at daily Zeitgeist. We're

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Speaker 1: at v daily Zeitgeist on Instagram. We have a Facebook

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Speaker 1: fan page and a website. Daily zeikeis dot com, where

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Speaker 1: we post our episodes and our footnopes. We link off

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Speaker 1: to the information that we talked about in today's episode,

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Speaker 1: as well as a song that.

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Speaker 2: We think you might enjoy it.

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Speaker 3: Okay, So this is from a Lebanese group called Samir

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Speaker 3: in a boot abb o ud and I found it

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Speaker 3: on this There's like these compilation albums that are really good.

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Speaker 2: It's called the bb Funk and I've.

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Speaker 3: I've pulled tracks from these compilations before. This one is

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Speaker 3: called Games, and the vibe is like they're singing in

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Speaker 3: English but they're like they fail. It feels like a

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Speaker 3: Lebanese Steely Dan or something, because this song's from nineteen

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Speaker 3: eighty three and it's got kind of like the same

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Speaker 3: sort of like syncopated sort of like jazzy shit going on,

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Speaker 3: but with like super easy lyrics. So this is Games

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Speaker 3: from the Lebanese duo Samir.

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Speaker 2: And I'll boot check that all right. We will link

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Speaker 2: off to that in the footnote.

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Speaker 1: The Daily Zeikes is a production of iHeartRadio. For more

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Speaker 1: or wherever you listen to your favorite shows.

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Speaker 2: That is gonna do it for us this morning, back

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Speaker 2: this afternoon to tell you what is trending, and we

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Speaker 2: will talk to y'all then. Bye bye,