Speaker 1: Don't answer the phone, Elvis Durand. Elvis Durand's phone tap,
Speaker 1: all right, today's phone tap from Scary. What's up, scary Mike?
Speaker 1: So you want to play your phone tap on your
Speaker 1: sister Cheryl?
Speaker 2: Absolutely?
Speaker 1: What do you want to do to her?
Speaker 3: I want to get her good for returning car early
Speaker 3: on the leak?
Speaker 2: And I think it's hysterical if you called her up
Speaker 2: and tell her that they were stuff wrong with the
Speaker 2: car and then showed a lot more money.
Speaker 1: All right, man, I'm gonna call from the dealership.
Speaker 2: Okay, you got it?
Speaker 1: Hello, Hello, looking for Cheryl?
Speaker 2: Please? Who's this?
Speaker 1: This is how? We from der on Montauk Highway.
Speaker 2: Okay, and what can I help you out with?
Speaker 1: I own the dealership here.
Speaker 3: You've returned to us a blue Ford Escape a while back, correct, right,
Speaker 3: I had some questions regarding that car.
Speaker 2: Okay, what about it?
Speaker 3: After we had gotten back from you, we realized that
Speaker 3: the seatbelt buckle was broken.
Speaker 2: Well, it wasn't broken when I returned it. People obviously
Speaker 2: checked it and signed off on the paperwork.
Speaker 1: We're gonna have to make some charges here.
Speaker 2: How can you go back and charge me after you
Speaker 2: people have already checked it and signed off on the paperwork.
Speaker 2: I have the paperwork that says so you checked it.
Speaker 2: Everything was fine before I left the dealership.
Speaker 1: Miss, no need to get snippy with us.
Speaker 2: But didn't you get a little pissed off? No offense.
Speaker 3: I got a little pissed off when I found out
Speaker 3: that in the passenger side there was a stay in.
Speaker 1: There that was covered up.
Speaker 2: How was it covered up?
Speaker 1: Maybe you'd like to tell me that story.
Speaker 2: Well, then you know what, I'll customer service and talk
Speaker 2: to somebody over you to find out what.
Speaker 3: Okay, Not only that, miss, we have reason to believe
Speaker 3: that you rolled back the mileage on this vehicle.
Speaker 1: How would I do that with a screwdriver?
Speaker 2: You got kidding me?
Speaker 1: Maybe you put the car up on a lift and
Speaker 1: threw it in reverse. You know what?
Speaker 2: My lawyer contact you. How's that happen?
Speaker 3: Well, actually, what sounds better is if you could just
Speaker 3: explain how that could have possibly happened.
Speaker 2: Why would I roll back the mileage? I turned in
Speaker 2: the car early so I wouldn't go over the mileage,
Speaker 2: and I paid the way I freaking payment two thousand
Speaker 2: dollars to get out of my leaks early. You've got
Speaker 2: to be kidding me, because it's to be freaking kidding.
Speaker 1: That is a smart cover up, just.
Speaker 2: To show that advice. You want to do that, maybe
Speaker 2: I would do it. I have my border contact you Hello.
Speaker 1: Think this is great.
Speaker 2: Hold on, he's calling me.
Speaker 1: Now she's calling you.
Speaker 2: She's calling me. Call. I won't to answer it.
Speaker 1: All right, now you talk hello?
Speaker 2: Yeah, what's the matter? To tell me? I brought back
Speaker 2: the mileage on my car? And then I have to
Speaker 2: pay all this money. They told you that you rolled
Speaker 2: back the mileish yeah whatever, forty five thousand miles stare
Speaker 2: he's telling me, I tried to cover up a stain
Speaker 2: on the seat. Well you did, yeah, I got to
Speaker 2: see though, and I tried to throw it back together.
Speaker 2: I told you, crazy glue.
Speaker 3: It wasn't the smartest of idea.
Speaker 2: And then we also have reasons to believe that you
Speaker 2: turned out the mileage on the car.
Speaker 1: Well did you do that?
Speaker 2: No? I wouldn't even know how to do that. Well,
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Maybe Steve did it.
Speaker 2: He can't be that stupid dumb. But now they're trying
Speaker 2: to tell me some bull like that. He starts screaming
Speaker 2: all his crappet man, I couldn't unders know he was,
Speaker 2: and I was screaming back. I'm sorry, but that's pretty
Speaker 2: damn funny.
Speaker 1: Hi, this is the operator with an emergency breakthrough from.
Speaker 2: How we threw.
Speaker 1: I'm just going to tally up the charges.
Speaker 3: Yes, you did nineteen hundred dollars today, nineteen hundred dollars,
Speaker 3: and you can do it.
Speaker 1: Yes, you will be.
Speaker 2: No, I won't be because I'll be getting a lawyer
Speaker 2: and I'll be doing for it. I'll tell you what
Speaker 2: charge or I'm fine with that. But there was no
Speaker 2: dack mile age.
Speaker 1: Perfect, We'll charge you for all three. We have access
Speaker 1: to your credit card.
Speaker 2: What a credit cards? I have to cancel those credit
Speaker 2: cards that was associated with any of my four accounts.
Speaker 1: You're calling my bluff. Your name again, Listen, nineteen hundred dollars.
Speaker 2: Is a cawner's name.
Speaker 3: Ridiculous saying his name is Elvis Durant and I'm Scary.
Speaker 1: Jones and you've been phone taped kidding your brother Mike
Speaker 1: wanted to play a joke on you.
Speaker 2: I can't believe this. I pray, God, my god, I'm
Speaker 2: gonna
Speaker 1: Kill you, said the Elvis Durant phone tap