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Speaker 1: This week at the Parlor Live Comedy Club from MTV's

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Speaker 1: Guy Court Don l Rawlings January third through the twenty fifth.

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Speaker 1: Tickets available at Parlor Live dot com or four two

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Speaker 1: five to eighty nine seven thousand on the Twenties Contouring Center.

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Speaker 1: This is saras Hi. I'm not straight. Excuse me, Um,

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Speaker 1: I'm not straight and I need your help. I'm sorry,

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Speaker 1: this is um. Are you? Are you trying to make

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Speaker 1: an appointment? Yeah? This is like a body shaping center, right,

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Speaker 1: you do body contouring? Yeah, we have several things on

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Speaker 1: our menu. Is there something specific you're looking for? That's

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Speaker 1: exactly why I'm calling because it's not straight. I'm sorry, Sorry,

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Speaker 1: I must be misunderstanding you. What is it? All right? Fine,

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Speaker 1: I'll just say it. UM. I keep telling you I'm

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Speaker 1: not straight down there or you know what I mean? UM?

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Speaker 1: Are you interested in our libo section or possibly? No? No,

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Speaker 1: my downstairs area. It's not straight like an arrow, It's curved,

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Speaker 1: kind of like an upside down banana. You get my problem.

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Speaker 1: It's really embarrassing. I'm not sure that we have something

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Speaker 1: that would be right for you at this time. Do

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Speaker 1: you straighten that we can help you? Are you laughing

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Speaker 1: at me? I'm no, I'm not. I'm not okay, because

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Speaker 1: it sounds like you're laughing at me, and I don't

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Speaker 1: need another person laughing at it. I'm really not laughing

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Speaker 1: at it. Or I think that maybe you should see doctors.

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Speaker 1: That's why I'm calling you guys, because it says that

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Speaker 1: you do body shaping. So can you guys some cellulate

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Speaker 1: shaping as well as some photox? Yeah? Okay, that's fine.

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Speaker 1: I don't need that. I need to come in and

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Speaker 1: get it straightened out. Can you guys straighten it? Sir?

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Speaker 1: I really, I'm so sorry. I really don't know if

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Speaker 1: there's anything we can do for you. I'm really apologized,

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Speaker 1: but you don't understand. It's curves left and then it

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Speaker 1: goes straight up, and then it hangs right towards the top,

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Speaker 1: and then it just droops down. I'm sorry. Does that

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Speaker 1: sound normal? Okay? It is just a mess down there. Okay,

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Speaker 1: maybe you need to call someone else. I'm really sorry.

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Speaker 1: Sort of like a coconut drink with a weird straw.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, like you'd get on vacations. I could center.

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Speaker 1: This is Tara. You don't believe me, do you sir,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. This is You've got to be joking, right, No,

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Speaker 1: I'm not joking at all. You have is this is

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Speaker 1: a very serious issue. Look, I just look up body

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Speaker 1: shaping and then I found your number and I called

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Speaker 1: and then I was asking you if you could help me.

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Speaker 1: If if you're serious, then there's really nothing we can

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Speaker 1: do to help you. I'm really sorry. I don't even

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Speaker 1: think you understand how bad it is. Can I just

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Speaker 1: come in and show you? No, No, I could email

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Speaker 1: it to you. I can just email you a picture.

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Speaker 1: Is a joke. This is a joke, right, there's no

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Speaker 1: way this is serious. Yes, it is a joke. This

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Speaker 1: is actually Jebil from Brook and Jewil in the morning.

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Speaker 1: I'm moving eighty two point five doing a phone tap

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Speaker 1: on you. What what? Wait? Wait? Who did that? Your

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Speaker 1: co worker Josh set you up. He says you played

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Speaker 1: a joke on him on his birthday and he wanted

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Speaker 1: to get you back. It is true, though it's really

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Speaker 1: weird looking. Would you like to see it? Anyway? Wake

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Speaker 1: up every morning with point five