Speaker 1: Hell I Suck At Dating with de Nongler and Dared
Speaker 1: Haven and I heard radio podcast What's going on? Everyone?
Speaker 1: Welcome to an all new episode of Help I Suck
Speaker 1: At Dating. We're near the end of March. We are
Speaker 1: recording one of our first early morning episodes, and the
Speaker 1: only thing I can think about right now is how
Speaker 1: badly I need to go number two because mornings are
Speaker 1: almost exclusively confined to my number two times. And this
Speaker 1: early morning. When I say early, it's not early, it's
Speaker 1: nine am, you dedicate the entire morning. Listen. My point
Speaker 1: is I don't get anything done until after that's all
Speaker 1: taken care of. And this is we're still in that
Speaker 1: pre like you know, pre phase right now. There are
Speaker 1: mornings like mornings that I have to run around and
Speaker 1: then I don't end up going, and then because I
Speaker 1: hold it in, I don't go till later that night.
Speaker 1: My whole day's ruined. It's ruined. Well it's too elad
Speaker 1: for me to say it's ruined, but I can feel
Speaker 1: it festering within me right now. Um So, if I
Speaker 1: get at the Lancey, if I get a little crabby
Speaker 1: at all during this episode, just realized that I'm withholding
Speaker 1: a lot of things. Well, I mean, hey, full disclosure,
Speaker 1: this is a podcast. You can turn your video off
Speaker 1: and just do what you need to do. I mean, no,
Speaker 1: the audio would have to be off. I would like
Speaker 1: to burn the computer afterwards. There's a lot that would
Speaker 1: have to go into that. I appreciate it. I appreciate
Speaker 1: the advice that you're trying to work with me with.
Speaker 1: In fact, Klinklin, Um, I I don't not the only one.
Speaker 1: Let's just let's just stay on the subject to number
Speaker 1: two is for a little bit, I know, not the
Speaker 1: only one, Um that takes maybe like abnormally long time
Speaker 1: in the bathroom. Do you take a long time in
Speaker 1: the bathroom? Oh yeah, Ashley always as she'll she'll knock sometimes,
Speaker 1: which makes me so angry. She knows that I'm just
Speaker 1: on my phone own and that's listen. I'm a dad. Now,
Speaker 1: I have an excuse. I am on the toilet for
Speaker 1: forty five minutes because it's it's my well maybe not
Speaker 1: forty five minutes is dramatic, but twenty minutes, which feels
Speaker 1: like forty five minutes when you're in the bathroom, but
Speaker 1: I'm that's my quiet time. I have the fan on,
Speaker 1: so there's ambient noise. So it's just it's I literally
Speaker 1: turned into a baby. When we put Dawson in the crib,
Speaker 1: we play white noise because it makes him feel like
Speaker 1: he's in the womb. That's the bathroom fan to me,
Speaker 1: I go in from the bathroom fan on just kind
Speaker 1: of like zone out, take a breather, I have a
Speaker 1: moment to myself. There's no noise. It's great and uh
Speaker 1: and then Ashley always just god damn it. She'll just like,
Speaker 1: come not and she'd be like, you okay in there.
Speaker 1: You've been in there for a while. And I'm like, Ashley,
Speaker 1: do we have to go through this constantly? Just I'll
Speaker 1: be right out. I'll be out. It's great too, because
Speaker 1: it's like I'm a grown person. Of course I'm okay.
Speaker 1: Like if if I wasn't okay, I would scream for
Speaker 1: help or something like that. It's it's good to know
Speaker 1: that I'm not alone in this fight because kay Lynn
Speaker 1: Um it's always given me crap for how long I
Speaker 1: am and she she used to give me a lot
Speaker 1: of craps. She's learned to accept the fact that I'm
Speaker 1: gonna be in there for thirty minutes. Um. And every
Speaker 1: time I hear and a guy like say that they're
Speaker 1: in a similar situation as me, it always like vindicates
Speaker 1: me a lot, you know. Like I was watching a
Speaker 1: shark tank the other day and Mark Cuban was like, listen,
Speaker 1: if you're not on the toilet for long enough for
Speaker 1: your legs to fall asleep, you're doing it wrong. And
Speaker 1: I was like, Mark Cuban is speaking my love language
Speaker 1: right now. Um. So, like I said, it always indicates
Speaker 1: me a little bit. But let's number two. If you
Speaker 1: want unlet's you want to stay on it. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: just one last comment. It's really funny to me how
Speaker 1: long sometimes I take at home and then how quickly
Speaker 1: I do my business in a public bathroom, especially if
Speaker 1: it's a one stall bathroom. When I walk in there,
Speaker 1: it's like, okay, dude, I'm not joking. I still have
Speaker 1: a little bit of insecurity about going the bathroom. When
Speaker 1: even I'm married, it doesn't even matter. But when girls
Speaker 1: are near the bathroom, I'm like, oh Jesus, if I
Speaker 1: blow this thing up and it stinks, and they know,
Speaker 1: like I walk out smells and they just look at me,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, you know, what happened. Like, I'll just
Speaker 1: go cry myself in the office because the thing is
Speaker 1: at Audrey's full disclosure. It's a one stall bathroom and
Speaker 1: I'm there all the time, right, so sometimes you know,
Speaker 1: I gotta do my business. So I go in there
Speaker 1: and there's only tables like four ft away. I'm like,
Speaker 1: so dude, Like, I'm like, okay, if I do this
Speaker 1: quickly enough, they'll just think I'm peeing, and I do.
Speaker 1: I do the double flush, Like I'll go in there,
Speaker 1: do my business, flush, then you know, proceed with the
Speaker 1: wiping and then flush again. You know, try to get
Speaker 1: the smell away as quickly as possible. Gotcha, got you? Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's that's a good style, a good method. I'm a
Speaker 1: single flusher personally. It's it's the worst two is when
Speaker 1: you go and expecting it to be quick and then
Speaker 1: you know, fast forward twenty minutes later, you're you've made
Speaker 1: the line of twenty people out the door, and then
Speaker 1: you have to do the walk of shame when you
Speaker 1: when you leave the back and you see the door
Speaker 1: handle jiggling and you're like, Jesus God, just please go
Speaker 1: away far away. Yeah, yeah, I help, I suck it.
Speaker 1: Go into the bathroom in a timely manner. Um. Anyways,
Speaker 1: especially episode for everyone out here today Jared and I, well,
Speaker 1: Jared watched a little snippet of a TV show, Naked Attraction.
Speaker 1: We're gonna talk about the craziest I've have no pun intended.
Speaker 1: I've ever seen this show. I don't know when it airs,
Speaker 1: I don't know where it airs. I just saw it.
Speaker 1: Our producer texted it to us, and I watched it,
Speaker 1: and I can't stop thinking about it. So we're gonna
Speaker 1: talk about that in a second. Beyond that, we got
Speaker 1: some emails, we've got some headlines, and it's just gonna
Speaker 1: be us today, today, this week, it's just gonna be
Speaker 1: the two boys. We've exhausted every single girl that wants
Speaker 1: to come on this podcast. It's because we couldn't get
Speaker 1: girls that would want to talk about poop and naked
Speaker 1: attraction with us. So we're not even three months into
Speaker 1: two and we're already out of guests. The new format
Speaker 1: was fun all lasted, um, but it was doomed from
Speaker 1: the start. Let's be honest, alright about this Naked Attraction.
Speaker 1: So so one of the producers for our show, well,
Speaker 1: our boss pretty much. She texted us. It was like,
Speaker 1: check out this new show. It's called Naked Attraction, talked
Speaker 1: about on the podcast because I think it's a good
Speaker 1: content and this happens routinely obviously, and uh so I
Speaker 1: was like, all right, cool, let me, you know, watch
Speaker 1: an episode of let's see what it is. Because they
Speaker 1: only sent us one episode. I don't even think it's
Speaker 1: aired yet. Um dude, So this show, it's called Naked Attraction.
Speaker 1: It's like The Bachelor or Bachelorette meets Naked and Afraid,
Speaker 1: except there is no black box. There is no blurring
Speaker 1: of anything. I don't know if this is the way
Speaker 1: it's gonna go when it's nationally broadcasted. So apparently it's
Speaker 1: gonna air on Channel four. I don't know where this is.
Speaker 1: It's got to be in the UK. They all had accents,
Speaker 1: so it has to be in London. And so the
Speaker 1: show is listen. It was one dude and it was
Speaker 1: I think eight women. Bro. So they're behind this box
Speaker 1: so you can't see them, and then he talks about
Speaker 1: you know, what he's looking for and a girl physically, emotionally,
Speaker 1: all these things, and what it is is you judge
Speaker 1: someone by how good they look naked. I'm not joking.
Speaker 1: So the box, So they're in a box, and then
Speaker 1: it's like, okay, raise so we can see the lower
Speaker 1: half of their body. Dude, the box rises up to
Speaker 1: their waist. You see everything. I'm not joking. Every vagina
Speaker 1: is out there just to the world. And he's looking
Speaker 1: there talking about him. He's like, oh, yeah, you know
Speaker 1: this one. You know I could tell by you know,
Speaker 1: the way her legs look, she's good shape, or like,
Speaker 1: oh I like someone with curves. And they're just talking
Speaker 1: outwardly about this while all these women's vaginas are out
Speaker 1: in the open. Dude, it's insane. When when it raised,
Speaker 1: I was like, okay, it's they're gonna be in bathing
Speaker 1: suits or it will be blurred out like on Naked
Speaker 1: and Afraid. Nope, you see everything. And dude, when you
Speaker 1: see a vagina, just a vagina, like from the waist down,
Speaker 1: no full body, it's listen, it's obviously attractive, but it's
Speaker 1: like you're definitely not like it's not a turn on,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. I mean, you're just looking
Speaker 1: at the lower half of the body. And you know
Speaker 1: what's funny is that I found myself watching this show thinking, Okay,
Speaker 1: I guess what what do I like? Because dude, they
Speaker 1: were describing in detail like it was crazy because like
Speaker 1: obviously summer, how do I phrase this? Um? You know
Speaker 1: how like a belly button hasn't any or an outing? Hm, well,
Speaker 1: I think that that might also pertain two different parts
Speaker 1: of the body. And they were talking about that, and
Speaker 1: then I thought about in my head, like what do
Speaker 1: I prefer? Uh, it was crazy, and then like he
Speaker 1: eliminates two women based on that, and then they raise
Speaker 1: it up and then they walk out and hug and
Speaker 1: the woman is fully naked, so he sees like what
Speaker 1: he lost out on and then they then the girls
Speaker 1: like the next round, they turn around so you see
Speaker 1: their butts and like he's like talking like, oh, this
Speaker 1: one is like I really like this one, dude. It's
Speaker 1: so crazy. And then of course, like they raise it
Speaker 1: up to their neck so you see you know, boobies,
Speaker 1: and then you know, finally he gets down to like
Speaker 1: the final person and then he chooses one and then
Speaker 1: it gets lifted and you see the whole face and
Speaker 1: you see what he picked. And then they do this
Speaker 1: for guys too, because in in the previews because this
Speaker 1: episode was just about a guy with like eight women,
Speaker 1: but the previews the next one is one woman who
Speaker 1: picks the guys and there's like eight dudes. Dude, just
Speaker 1: penis everywhere out and about flagellent penis, as Eastern put
Speaker 1: it earlier, just hanging out out in the wind. Crazy.
Speaker 1: I gotta be honest with you, Jared, Um, I lied
Speaker 1: to you, and I didn't mean to lie to you,
Speaker 1: But I have seen the show before. UM, so I
Speaker 1: appreciate you explaining it to everyone out there because the
Speaker 1: listeners needed to hear that, because it's pretty crazy. Um.
Speaker 1: And the reason I've seen the show is my buddy
Speaker 1: produces television in London, funny enough, and when I was
Speaker 1: out there visiting, he was like, you got to see
Speaker 1: this show. It's the craziest thing in the world. And
Speaker 1: it legitimately is one of the craziest shows I've seen
Speaker 1: on TV. Because you're right, it's like, hey, you're seeing
Speaker 1: way more than you're used to seeing, Like, like, well,
Speaker 1: who's the audience, you know what I mean? Like, I
Speaker 1: guess people like us, Like what if a kids just
Speaker 1: randomly scrolling through the channels and they pop on channel
Speaker 1: four and allmus and they see a big penis in
Speaker 1: their face. But how can Channel four not blur this?
Speaker 1: That's my question because we got, you know, an advanced
Speaker 1: copy or whatever you want to say. We didn't watch
Speaker 1: it on cable, so like on cable, is everything gonna
Speaker 1: be blurred out? Because that makes the world. You know,
Speaker 1: America was founded by a bunch of prudes, right, I
Speaker 1: think that they're just a lot more free with their
Speaker 1: sexuality over there. Yeah. Maybe. Um, Jared, I've got a
Speaker 1: question for you that Hannah eloquently wrote in the chat.
Speaker 1: Would you be able to tell whether or not you'd
Speaker 1: be attracted to someone just by looking at the lady parts? No?
Speaker 1: M absolutely not, no way, because I you know, listen,
Speaker 1: I love all lady parts, you know. Uh, And I'm like, no,
Speaker 1: there's no way. All right, Hannah pop up here for
Speaker 1: a of course. Second, would you, as a woman, if
Speaker 1: you went on this show, do you think you would
Speaker 1: be able to tell how attractive someone was just by
Speaker 1: seeing their penis? No, I'd be disgusted. Yeah, penises are disgusting. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I just think I think it's really interesting because it's
Speaker 1: the complete opposite of Love is Blind, which is super
Speaker 1: popular right now, where people get married without even seeing
Speaker 1: each other. And this is the complete opposite, where people
Speaker 1: pick their person based on just what they see. So
Speaker 1: I don't know what I'd rather do. Probably love is
Speaker 1: blind A thousand percent love is blood. I might this
Speaker 1: might be pretty um ignoring to me to say, but
Speaker 1: I do think, based off of basically no information and
Speaker 1: and no forethought before saying this, that it is easier
Speaker 1: to tell whether you'll be physically attracted to a woman
Speaker 1: by looking at her bottom half than it will be
Speaker 1: I'm looking at a man's lower half. You know, I
Speaker 1: think a woman's lower half is more indicative of their
Speaker 1: upper half than a man's lower half is. I also think,
Speaker 1: you know, obviously we're two straight white men, so we're
Speaker 1: obviously attracted to women. But I agree with you. I
Speaker 1: do think a woman's body is much more beautiful than
Speaker 1: a man's body. Well, that's not what I'm saying, That's
Speaker 1: that's what I'm saying. I'm saying the lower half is
Speaker 1: more telling of what the upper half will look like.
Speaker 1: The men's lower half is telling to addict you. But
Speaker 1: I think you learned you could you could make a
Speaker 1: more accurate guess by just seeing the girl's lower half
Speaker 1: than you could the guy's lower half. I listen, I'm
Speaker 1: a somewhat secure man, like I feel like I'm not
Speaker 1: you know, I feel like I have certain physical good
Speaker 1: qualities about me that I'm confident about. But dude, if
Speaker 1: somebody was judging me by my lower half, do you know, Harry,
Speaker 1: my thighs are Yeah, That's what I'm saying. Like, it's
Speaker 1: just I remember there was a there was a group
Speaker 1: date on our season of The bachelorrette it was a
Speaker 1: sumo wrestling date, and the guys that went on the
Speaker 1: date had to wear these pretty much thongs, and uh, dude,
Speaker 1: I remember Ben and I were looking at each other
Speaker 1: and we're like, if we I'm not joking. Both of
Speaker 1: us were like, if we get picked on this date,
Speaker 1: like we have to, we're gonna shave each other's asses
Speaker 1: in the next five minutes because then we cannot go
Speaker 1: on national television. Hannah literally just dropped after. So you're
Speaker 1: proving my point for me because I'm in the same
Speaker 1: boat as you. I'm not as hairy as you, um,
Speaker 1: but I have my faults as well, I would say,
Speaker 1: from from the waist down. Jared in my opinion, you're
Speaker 1: a two. From the waist to the nipples, you're probably
Speaker 1: a four. But from the nipples up you're you're a
Speaker 1: hard tent. From the nipples up, you're a hard tent,
Speaker 1: in my opinion. I I'm not maybe to that same degree,
Speaker 1: but I'm close. You know, I'm like an eight tow
Speaker 1: down to the nipples and then a five down to
Speaker 1: the waist, and then it's a one from there down.
Speaker 1: And that's my point is I would still consider us
Speaker 1: generally conventionally attractive guys. If you always saw our lower
Speaker 1: half of our bodies, you would never guess that because
Speaker 1: the lower half of our bodies are disgusting. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: almost want someone like yourself to go on this show,
Speaker 1: so you know, because I'll tell you what. We can
Speaker 1: have our own little fake show right now. See I
Speaker 1: just in zoom, just venue man, just recording, dude. And also,
Speaker 1: like I give because I gotta be honest as a guy.
Speaker 1: I haven't seen too many other guys penises. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie like in everyday life locker room.
Speaker 1: You know, I played sports of my life, but it's
Speaker 1: never been like that, Like I've never you know, got like, uh,
Speaker 1: you know, been the locker room showered with other guys.
Speaker 1: So my point being is that the only other male
Speaker 1: genitals that I've really seen are from either porn or
Speaker 1: in these shows that the guy's got a ridiculous, ridiculous knob,
Speaker 1: Like what was that show, Hannah, Maybe you don't remember
Speaker 1: what it was, where it was everybody paused. It came
Speaker 1: out like a year ago, and everybody paused sex life.
Speaker 1: That's right. There was like this whole thing on Instagram
Speaker 1: but like pause as episode one twelve minutes and thirteen seconds,
Speaker 1: and then I, being naive, saw this all over social media.
Speaker 1: It was like, all right, I gotta get you. I
Speaker 1: gotta see this, I gotta see what everybody's talking about.
Speaker 1: And it's literally just a dude in a shower with
Speaker 1: like a thirteen inch flatshument penis. It was. It was,
Speaker 1: It's like crazy, So away, my point being is those
Speaker 1: are the only really other male genitals that I've seen.
Speaker 1: So as a guy, you know, listen, I'm confident in
Speaker 1: my area, but what are I what do I What
Speaker 1: am I saying? Oh? I said flash flacid? Thank you? Anyway,
Speaker 1: I digress. This is a weird conversation, this is a
Speaker 1: weird podcast being let's just get down and dirty anyway,
Speaker 1: as a you know, listen, I'm confident in you know myself,
Speaker 1: having said that, there is no way in hell that
Speaker 1: if they were like, hey, listen, I want you to
Speaker 1: go on national television, just pull down your pants and
Speaker 1: then they're only going to see the bottom half of
Speaker 1: your waist, and then they're going to decide whether you're
Speaker 1: attractive or not or whether they want to date you. No,
Speaker 1: are you out of your mind? I'm not that confident.
Speaker 1: So I actually give a lot of these contestants a
Speaker 1: ton of credit because it takes balls to be like,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, I'll go on national television. I'll have them
Speaker 1: only see from my waist down, and I feel good
Speaker 1: enough that they'll pick me. I think you have to
Speaker 1: be in order to go on the show. You have
Speaker 1: to be kind of like inherently an exhibitionist to the
Speaker 1: point where you're already showing a lot of other people
Speaker 1: your exposed body. Because like, what is the pitch like
Speaker 1: for that show to be a contestant? You know, I
Speaker 1: can only like it would be I wouldn't do it either,
Speaker 1: But I don't think that we're necessarily the people that
Speaker 1: they're scouting to go on that show. I hope not
Speaker 1: like we talked about, nobody wants to see my bottom half,
Speaker 1: poor Ashley, right or maybe yeah? Yeah, I mean I
Speaker 1: wouldn't mind. I would mind taking a look, just like
Speaker 1: medical purposes, just to say curiosity. But no, I mean
Speaker 1: I agree with you. I mean I'm on the same
Speaker 1: boat as you, Like, in my entire life, I've seen uh,
Speaker 1: you know, I would I would say I could count
Speaker 1: on my hands the number of penises that I've seen
Speaker 1: in real life, which which it might be high, I
Speaker 1: don't know, but I definitely I might need both hands,
Speaker 1: but I think I could get to the number at
Speaker 1: some point within my first two hands. So by that
Speaker 1: logic into what you're saying is like you see these
Speaker 1: TV shows Tommy and Pamela. You see he's wearing like
Speaker 1: this prosthetic penis and it's granted, tom Uh, Tommy what's
Speaker 1: his name did have a big penis in real life
Speaker 1: and still does obviously, uh, but you're still you know,
Speaker 1: it's a it's a comparison, thig Tommy late, thank you
Speaker 1: for this. I want to know because Eastern keeps chiming
Speaker 1: into the chat, Eastern, I want to know your thoughts
Speaker 1: on this show. I feel like you might have some
Speaker 1: interesting ones. Being a fellow, uh you know person who
Speaker 1: probably you know has a harry lower half. Well you wait, wait,
Speaker 1: wait wait wait wait can we Easton? I'm so sorry
Speaker 1: to interrupt you real quick. So this is interesting because
Speaker 1: this is kind of like a naked attraction flipped on
Speaker 1: its head, because we know what Easton looks like, and
Speaker 1: now you're guessing what the rest of his body looks
Speaker 1: like based off what you already know about, and so
Speaker 1: you're you're in versing the game a little bit. So
Speaker 1: Easton's got a hairy lower half thousand percent. I would
Speaker 1: be shocked if he's uh, you know, like a baby's
Speaker 1: bottom down there. Okay, well I would love to let
Speaker 1: can we solve this this riddle for us? Wow? Um,
Speaker 1: I do have a very hairy lower half. H you know,
Speaker 1: you know it's interesting about my body hair and uh,
Speaker 1: Hannah get hrs here. Um My my hair is like
Speaker 1: it's almost like chaps like I have, Like it's the
Speaker 1: hair goes up my leg, up my thigh and then
Speaker 1: like there's like weird hairless patches. Around like my upper thigh,
Speaker 1: and then it goes back up a little little patch
Speaker 1: on the back nothing and then a tank top up
Speaker 1: here and then nothing on the arms and on the back.
Speaker 1: It sounds like my face right. I wish it would connect.
Speaker 1: I wish I had that cool like you know, just
Speaker 1: like rug of chest hair and like so you were
Speaker 1: like a full Austin powers. I do I do. I
Speaker 1: really want that really badly. I don't know why you
Speaker 1: don't have that. And this is this is purely conjecture, um,
Speaker 1: and it's probably entirely wrong. But I have similar issues,
Speaker 1: not issues, because they're not the issues. We're still perfect
Speaker 1: the way that we are. UM. I've noticed that if
Speaker 1: I where the hairless spots on my body are where
Speaker 1: like clothing would rub often, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: That's what I thought. I've worn tight pants for a
Speaker 1: good amount of my adult life, and uh yeah, that's
Speaker 1: probably like where the pockets rub, where the red the
Speaker 1: rest of the jeans are rubbing. UM. But I do
Speaker 1: have I am a harry person, Jared, that's a fair guess.
Speaker 1: I just you know, I I you know, as a
Speaker 1: hairy person myself. I wh I I can tell when
Speaker 1: somebody's like me, Hannah, I have a question for you
Speaker 1: as a as a as a woman. Uh, do you
Speaker 1: like hair on a guy's chest? I don't like a
Speaker 1: guy to have no hair, but not super hairy. Well yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean there's a nice little balance there. But I
Speaker 1: always think of Henry Cavill because there is a shot
Speaker 1: in Man of Steel because he plays Superman where he's
Speaker 1: running with his shirt off, and I want that exact
Speaker 1: out of hair on my body. Oh it's I gotta send.
Speaker 1: It's pretty good. I'm so excited. Like his chest and
Speaker 1: then everywhere else is basically a hairless that's point. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's the question. So would you rather have let me
Speaker 1: ask you hunt, if you had to pick, would you
Speaker 1: rather have someone who's hairy or someone with no hair?
Speaker 1: Both like same guy, same body, you know, the exact
Speaker 1: body you want and there, and there's just no one between.
Speaker 1: It's there's no one between. It's like, hey, he's hairy
Speaker 1: all over, or he's got nothing, well not nothing, it's
Speaker 1: just one side of the spectrum. On the other come
Speaker 1: on nothing. Oh god, I feel like hairless is too creepy,
Speaker 1: So probably I would. I would consider myself hairless compared
Speaker 1: to you guys at least, and I would say if
Speaker 1: I was attracted to men, I would be more attracted
Speaker 1: to men with less hair. Yeah. But picture a guy
Speaker 1: with no hair, no leg hair. A guy with no
Speaker 1: leg hair. That creeps me out. I mean I'm offended
Speaker 1: because I have a very little leg hair. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: you will you have some leg hair. Oh sure, Well
Speaker 1: that's why. That's why I'm trying to to rain in
Speaker 1: Jared's crazy um proposition here, because no hair is ridiculous.
Speaker 1: What are you just a giant what's the other side
Speaker 1: of that? Just the giant hairball. I've hair all over
Speaker 1: my face, yeah, all over my hands, yeah, from the
Speaker 1: Adam's family. Yeah, guys, look like this is this is
Speaker 1: the game right here. You have it. It's either all
Speaker 1: in or nothing. No, I think the spectrums would be
Speaker 1: like I would be more on the hairless side of
Speaker 1: the spectrum, and then you would be more on the
Speaker 1: You're not even that hairy, I don't think me. No,
Speaker 1: I mean I'm not super hairy. I think super hair.
Speaker 1: I think I might actually change my answer to hairless
Speaker 1: because I don't want the guy I'm with to have
Speaker 1: like a hairy butt crack, yes see, and this is
Speaker 1: all I wanted to I wanted. I wanted six us
Speaker 1: for the hairless people in life, because like hair on
Speaker 1: my guy's toes, yea, I'd be weird. I sometimes I
Speaker 1: think about making out with my guy friends and which
Speaker 1: ones I would enjoy making out with most. And when
Speaker 1: I write daydream about making out with my hairy friends,
Speaker 1: I always and it happens. I always think about how
Speaker 1: annoying the prickliness of their beards would be on my face.
Speaker 1: And so kudos to your partners for being able to
Speaker 1: tolerate that. That's got to be brutal. It's so brutal,
Speaker 1: you know, Like I kissed Dawson all the time on
Speaker 1: his cheeks and I've noticed he's got like little red marks,
Speaker 1: and Ashley's like, that's because of your stupid prickly beard. Stupid, welled, stupid.
Speaker 1: I added stupid for dramatic set. But my point being
Speaker 1: is that I don't I look better with a little
Speaker 1: facial hair then I do clean shaven. So the problem
Speaker 1: becomes Hanna, let me ask you this, would you rather
Speaker 1: have a guy who looks better with a five o'clock shadow?
Speaker 1: But your face is getting all scruffed up because it's
Speaker 1: you know, prickly against your skin. Or would you rather
Speaker 1: just say, hey, clean shaven and then let me enjoy,
Speaker 1: you know, playing a little toalnsil hockey with you. Well,
Speaker 1: I feel like clean shaven, but I feel like I'm
Speaker 1: biased because when I was a kid, like my dad
Speaker 1: would always have like whiskers and he would never be
Speaker 1: able to like kiss me on the cheek or anything.
Speaker 1: So I break out in hives. Wow, like I've really
Speaker 1: sensitive skin. So definitely nothing. So that's an easy answer
Speaker 1: for you. But also that also beckons and another question
Speaker 1: opens a Pandora's box of would you rather be uh,
Speaker 1: look at someone and be attracted to them or would
Speaker 1: you rather like functionally be like, would you rather practical
Speaker 1: relationship or you can kiss your partner, or would you
Speaker 1: rather to like look at them and be like, wow,
Speaker 1: he's really hot? You know. Oh that's such a hard question.
Speaker 1: I mean I think the answer is obvious. Clean shaven,
Speaker 1: no question, practical. Yeah. Listen, if if I'm going to
Speaker 1: make out, like I said, with any of my guy friends,
Speaker 1: they got to be clean shaven before we go in
Speaker 1: for the kiss. Who's your number one? If you've put
Speaker 1: so much thought to this. Oh, I don't. I don't
Speaker 1: want to rank them, you know, I don't want to
Speaker 1: put anyone against each other. It's just like in general,
Speaker 1: maybe like we're all out together and we're all just
Speaker 1: making out with each other at times. Um, just regular
Speaker 1: just regular guy things, you know, understandable. Yeah, prompts a
Speaker 1: lot of questions, doesn't it. Yeah, you know what, maybe
Speaker 1: we'll say those questions for another time. We're gonna take
Speaker 1: one quick break. We got we've got some great dating
Speaker 1: headlines to get to that. I know Jared's really chomping
Speaker 1: on the bit to get too, So I think we're
Speaker 1: just gonna go ahead and put you guys out of
Speaker 1: your misery for this segment, because we've covered a lot,
Speaker 1: a lot, a lot, and we need to really decompress here.
Speaker 1: So we're gonna take one quick break and we will
Speaker 1: be right back. What's going on, everyone, and welcome back
Speaker 1: to help I suck at dating. I'm going to step
Speaker 1: away for um, twenty seconds literally twenty seconds while you
Speaker 1: feel a cup of coffee jar, and we just take
Speaker 1: over and we can jump into these dating headlines. Of course,
Speaker 1: the next dating handline is something about a new dating show,
Speaker 1: which I'm interested in because it comes with singles from
Speaker 1: the other reality shows Too Hot to Handle, Love is Blind,
Speaker 1: and actually a few more so Netflix and Kinetic content.
Speaker 1: Now Kinetic is actually very near and dear to my heart.
Speaker 1: So Kinetic produced a YouTube mini series, a YouTube show,
Speaker 1: uh that Dean was also on that It was called
Speaker 1: what Now. It was with me, ash Nick Tanner and
Speaker 1: Jade and kind of revolved around our lives like what
Speaker 1: we're doing now. And Kinetic is the one that produced it,
Speaker 1: and we have so many good friends, and there's such
Speaker 1: a great production company, and they have obviously also done
Speaker 1: Love is Blind, and they also do Married at First Sight.
Speaker 1: They are awesome, So anything that they produced I'm all
Speaker 1: in for. So they're teaming up with Netflix, um and
Speaker 1: they announced a new reality show that's coming soon, not
Speaker 1: sure exactly when, but it's featuring stars from Too Hot
Speaker 1: to Hand, Endill, Love is Blind, The Circle Selling Tampa,
Speaker 1: and actually a few more reality shows. So it goes
Speaker 1: like the singles from Netflix reality shows have done obviously
Speaker 1: some crazy things to find love, but they're still single.
Speaker 1: In this new series that's coming out between Kinetic and Netflix,
Speaker 1: they will couple up to match each other and find
Speaker 1: themselves in hopes of finding the perfect match. So they're
Speaker 1: gonna couple up to match each other, uh and hoping
Speaker 1: to find the perfect match. Now, it's currently untitled, but
Speaker 1: like we said, it's going to be um from Kinnectic
Speaker 1: Kinetic Content, which does Love is Blind. So Nick Lash
Speaker 1: is actually gonna host this show as well. Uh and
Speaker 1: so the cast has not been revealed, but the announcement
Speaker 1: actually came I love this with the music video, a
Speaker 1: nod to Nick Lash degrees days. God damn I miss
Speaker 1: music videos. Man. Did you ever watch like, what was
Speaker 1: it trl's Top twenty? No, dude, what you didn't watch that?
Speaker 1: What was it? Like? It was either tr ls v
Speaker 1: one or MTV they did their top twenty music videos
Speaker 1: of the week music video dude, hell yeah, and they
Speaker 1: played every music video. I remember in two thousand in
Speaker 1: q uh it was what's that song from Spider Man?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Easton will know this but anyways by
Speaker 1: Chad Kroeger and that music video was in like the
Speaker 1: top twenty for like thirty weeks. And I used to
Speaker 1: watch every Sunday morning the Top twenty music video, so
Speaker 1: I could just watch that music video because they had
Speaker 1: clips of Spider Man in there, and I loved Spider
Speaker 1: Man so much. And this was before the Internet, before
Speaker 1: I could just go on YouTube and watch the trailer
Speaker 1: a million times or watch clips. So the only time
Speaker 1: I ever got to watch clips of Spider Man before
Speaker 1: he came out into DVD, when it was still in theaters,
Speaker 1: was watching that music video. And bro, when I tell you,
Speaker 1: every Sunday morning, I would be there and a watch
Speaker 1: every single music video. This was also the same time
Speaker 1: when Beyonce's Crazy and Love was out, so like I
Speaker 1: remember watching Once is Crazy and Love music video. I
Speaker 1: remember watching the Hero music video by Chad Kroeger. God,
Speaker 1: those are such a good time. Anyway, television was actually
Speaker 1: music television, and now it's gone off the rails and
Speaker 1: done sound a little thing. Right now it's all about
Speaker 1: just naked people. Uh so let's see. So what are
Speaker 1: your thoughts about this new show? Um? Obviously, so it's
Speaker 1: about these singles from previous reality television shows are going
Speaker 1: to couple up to match each other and themselves in
Speaker 1: hopes of finding the perfect match. So the way I'm
Speaker 1: viewing this, it hasn't been like officially announced exactly how
Speaker 1: this is going to go down. But I would imagine that,
Speaker 1: like people from Too Hot to Handle, our people from
Speaker 1: Love Love Is Blind are going to get together and
Speaker 1: try to play hitch will also find love for themselves.
Speaker 1: M yeah, I um, I don't know how to feel
Speaker 1: about this. I guess it'll be It'll be interesting to
Speaker 1: see the familiar races. What I've noticed though, when I've
Speaker 1: watched these shows more specifically, like Love is Blind and
Speaker 1: Too Hot to Handle Who Like, both of those shows
Speaker 1: were basically overnight successes when it came to like the
Speaker 1: dating streaming shows on Netflix, they blew up so big
Speaker 1: the first year. Granted, we were all in our homes
Speaker 1: for so long, so maybe that had a big play
Speaker 1: into it. But first seasons were good, and then every
Speaker 1: season after that has gotten progressively worse. And so that's
Speaker 1: why I'm skeptical about this show, because I feel like,
Speaker 1: seeing how successful those shows were in their first seasons,
Speaker 1: then contestants come in expecting, like, you know, all of
Speaker 1: this fame and notoriety and stuff, and so they acted
Speaker 1: a different type of way and it just like seems
Speaker 1: so unauthentic to me, and I can't buy into it.
Speaker 1: And so that's just kind of what I'm expecting more
Speaker 1: of with this show, maybe like even on steroids. You know. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's kind of like Bachelor ever since Instagram blew up,
Speaker 1: like every contestant now it's like you're just you know,
Speaker 1: you feel like a majority of them are just going
Speaker 1: on to try to gain Instagram followers. But like five
Speaker 1: six years ago, that wasn't a thing, right, And I mean,
Speaker 1: what we I'm not gonna say we did the same thing,
Speaker 1: but we obviously were able to accumulate, like we have
Speaker 1: this podcast because of the show. We're incredibly grateful for it. Um.
Speaker 1: I like to think we got out the perfect time.
Speaker 1: I would I would if we were still going to
Speaker 1: Bachelor Nation filming show is not like in a hosting capacity,
Speaker 1: but like as it contested in all those things, Um,
Speaker 1: I would be a little disappointed in us. Thankfully that's
Speaker 1: not the case. But I guess my point is, it's
Speaker 1: just it's just, yeah, it just seems like they're trying
Speaker 1: super hard to become like the next big influencer, you know,
Speaker 1: a thousand percent and no doubt that these people are
Speaker 1: doing the same thing, but you know, it would probably
Speaker 1: be entertaining for those purposes. Because they'll be crying in
Speaker 1: drama and villains and heroes. The reason I kind of
Speaker 1: like this show is that one of the reasons why
Speaker 1: I like Paradise so much for Bachelor is it hooked,
Speaker 1: Like it brings people together that you thought would be
Speaker 1: a good match. Like how many times when a guy
Speaker 1: gets a eliminated or a girl gets eliminated online at
Speaker 1: Twitter and you're like, this person would be perfect with
Speaker 1: this person, Like, I'm sure it happened with you when
Speaker 1: you got eliminated from Rachel's season. I'm sure you've got
Speaker 1: so many tweets or comments saying, Dean, you, you and
Speaker 1: so and so from the previous season would be so
Speaker 1: perfect for one another. And then you go down to
Speaker 1: Paradise and then you find out either you guys are
Speaker 1: a good match or you aren't a good match. So
Speaker 1: I'd be interested to find like, if there's somebody from
Speaker 1: like two Hot to Handle who's like, I think you'd
Speaker 1: be perfect with this person from Love is Blind. And
Speaker 1: what's funny about that, too, is out of a hundred times,
Speaker 1: you're a bad match. So I do expect a lot
Speaker 1: of chaos and sewing from this show, because yeah, sure,
Speaker 1: maybe your friends have a good idea, but the people
Speaker 1: that spent a month on a TV show with you
Speaker 1: don't really have a very good idea. So I don't
Speaker 1: think it's gonna be I mean, it'd be entertaining, like
Speaker 1: you said, I think there'll be a lot of drama
Speaker 1: and stuff, and I'll probably watch. I don't want to like,
Speaker 1: I'm not like disparaging the show or anything that. I
Speaker 1: watched a lot of Blind season two, and well, I
Speaker 1: think season one is better. I thought season two is
Speaker 1: still pretty good. I watched two Hot Handle season one.
Speaker 1: Season two got a little less good. I haven't watched
Speaker 1: season three yet, so I'm still watching these shows. I
Speaker 1: just I see like the that they're all handing it
Speaker 1: up for the cameras and so it just it turns
Speaker 1: me off a little bit. But maybe this new show
Speaker 1: will be different because I don't know. Maybe they it's
Speaker 1: season one, so we'll see. That's true. Season one usually
Speaker 1: is the best season, so I guess we will find out.
Speaker 1: We do have a couple of emails that we want
Speaker 1: to get to you before we wrap up Easton. If
Speaker 1: you wanted to read these emails, that'd be great because
Speaker 1: Mark's not here and um, you're our favorite number two?
Speaker 1: Oh thank you. Should we take a break before we
Speaker 1: get to the email real quick? I don't know what
Speaker 1: you tell me? Well, normally we would, I would say
Speaker 1: our general format is segment break, segment break. Sure, so
Speaker 1: let's just take a quick break because we don't want
Speaker 1: to disrupt the flow. I know it's early for you, Jared.
Speaker 1: It's it's on the East Coast on a lot. The baby.
Speaker 1: It's the baby, that's what it is. I I can't
Speaker 1: speak out on the baby. It's more. We're gonna take
Speaker 1: a quick break. We're gonna be right back, Jared, take
Speaker 1: a quick nap. We'll get you on some email. All right,
Speaker 1: welcome back. We're gonna get to these emails real quick. Um,
Speaker 1: not real quick. We're gonna take our time with him. Actually,
Speaker 1: why do I say that, Ethan? What you got for us?
Speaker 1: All right? This is from Amelia. My boyfriend of eight
Speaker 1: years has expressed he doesn't think that marriage is necessary.
Speaker 1: He doesn't feel that a piece of paper or a
Speaker 1: label changes anything. At first, this didn't bother me at all.
Speaker 1: But all my friends are getting married, and I never
Speaker 1: knew how much I wanted a wedding or to be
Speaker 1: married until now. I have expressed that to my boyfriend,
Speaker 1: and he keeps reiterating that if we get married, it
Speaker 1: won't change our relationship or how he feels about me.
Speaker 1: My point is, if it doesn't change anything, then why
Speaker 1: not just get married. If it doesn't matter, then what
Speaker 1: difference does it make. I'm starting to worry that there
Speaker 1: are other reasons he doesn't want to get married. Is
Speaker 1: this a deal breaker? I know Dean feels similar to
Speaker 1: my boyfriend. Dean if Calin expressed this was a deal breaker,
Speaker 1: would you get married tomorrow? How do I keep expressing
Speaker 1: how important this is to me? And if he isn't
Speaker 1: willing to get married, do I take that as a
Speaker 1: red flag? Uh? Well, I was the only unmarried man
Speaker 1: in this uh forum here. I I want to say
Speaker 1: the first red flag that I read when Amelia was
Speaker 1: writing this email, and it's a It's not like red,
Speaker 1: it's maybe like a light pink um. She says that
Speaker 1: first it didn't bother me that he didn't want to
Speaker 1: get married, but then all of my friends started doing it,
Speaker 1: and so then I wanted to get married. And it's like, Okay,
Speaker 1: do you want to get married actually? Or do you
Speaker 1: want are you just jealous of your friends or you
Speaker 1: want to be included in the whole marriage ceremony with
Speaker 1: that your friends are all doing. That's that was one
Speaker 1: of my takeaways from that was it's like, do you
Speaker 1: want to do it or are you just jealous that
Speaker 1: your friends are all doing it and now you want
Speaker 1: to piece the action too. That being said, eight years
Speaker 1: is a long time. And if you make it really
Speaker 1: clear to your boyfriend that you want to get married
Speaker 1: and he still doesn't want to get married, I do
Speaker 1: think that's a bad thing. I am in a similar
Speaker 1: boat as your boyfriend, Like, I don't really think marriage
Speaker 1: is that cool. I think it's cool to be with
Speaker 1: a person for your entire life. But uh, the whole
Speaker 1: concept of marriage has been taken. Uh, I don't know,
Speaker 1: it's taken a weird tangent not not to speak down
Speaker 1: in marriage because you guys are married, and I love
Speaker 1: obviously your your matrimonies, honest stuff. Um, that all being said,
Speaker 1: Kaylin and I will get married, and we're gonna get
Speaker 1: married not because I want to get married, but because
Speaker 1: she wants to get married, and because I love her,
Speaker 1: I want to be able to give her what she wants,
Speaker 1: and I think that's kind of like the long and
Speaker 1: short of it is like, if this guy loves you
Speaker 1: and wants to give you what you want, you make
Speaker 1: a good point like what's the difference. If he's saying
Speaker 1: there's no difference, then what's the difference to him? And
Speaker 1: if you really want it, then why why should it
Speaker 1: make any difference to him? And that's kind of the
Speaker 1: realization I came to where it's like, I, yeah, maybe
Speaker 1: I don't want to get married, sure, but if Caylin
Speaker 1: wants it, Caylin wants it more than I don't want it,
Speaker 1: and because of that, we're gonna get married. You know
Speaker 1: what I mean. I think that's a great answer. It's
Speaker 1: exactly what I was thinking too, So I don't really
Speaker 1: have much to add. I mean, I was in a
Speaker 1: similar vote to this dude, because like, like, my parents
Speaker 1: are divorced, Alison's parents are divorced. We don't have a
Speaker 1: great model of marriage for us, and so we're both
Speaker 1: like we don't want to get married, that's stupid. Our
Speaker 1: parents are miserable. But then we thought like, well, if
Speaker 1: it doesn't make a difference, we're gonna we want to
Speaker 1: be use each other forever. Why not just do it? Unfortunately,
Speaker 1: in society, it is easier to do certain things like
Speaker 1: you know, buying a house and like insurance and things
Speaker 1: like that if you are married. So we figured why not.
Speaker 1: And it's been a lot of fun. And uh, I
Speaker 1: I don't know. I recommend it. I think it's a
Speaker 1: lot of fun. But the other important thing, at least
Speaker 1: from my point of view, is that I love Alison
Speaker 1: so much. She's so much more of a catch than me,
Speaker 1: and I want to make sure if she wants to
Speaker 1: leave me, she has to find a judge in an
Speaker 1: attorney to do it has to be illegal. Yeah, that's smart,
Speaker 1: that's smart. And I'll tell you what he said. I'm
Speaker 1: I'm been in the same boat too as Because as time,
Speaker 1: time just moves in one direction, right, it always moves
Speaker 1: forward along that tangent of time. I am slowly getting
Speaker 1: less and less appealing and less attractive. Kaylin, on the
Speaker 1: other hand, is getting more appealing and more So we're
Speaker 1: moving in opposite directions here, and I already started at
Speaker 1: a pretty big disadvantage. So this whole, this whole marriage
Speaker 1: stuff is really starting to look a lot more enticing
Speaker 1: for me because soon she's going to realize that gap
Speaker 1: is pretty substantial, and if we're not legally married, I
Speaker 1: think she'll have a lot easier way to like weasel
Speaker 1: her way out of it. And so that's probably gonna
Speaker 1: happen because of that. Um that being said too, I
Speaker 1: I Jared, he talks a lot about this when you
Speaker 1: and actually first got married. I think it's gonna be.
Speaker 1: It just seems like a lot more fun to like
Speaker 1: talk to someone else about your partner and say my
Speaker 1: wife instead of my girlfriend. That just seems cool to me,
Speaker 1: you know, Yeah, I mean it is a lot cooler
Speaker 1: saying your wife. Yeah. I don't know. So for that
Speaker 1: reason alone, I'm like, sure, I'll freaking get married. I
Speaker 1: guess I want to be able to walk around and
Speaker 1: say I've got a wife. And especially because I wear
Speaker 1: this ring on my finger, I know you're practically married anyway,
Speaker 1: you might as well just make it official. Yes, But
Speaker 1: I never know when I'm talking to someone that does
Speaker 1: that I've just met, or someone that works I don't
Speaker 1: know what a bank or something like that. I never know.
Speaker 1: To be like if I say my girlfriend and they
Speaker 1: see the ring on my finger and then they're gonna
Speaker 1: be like, oh, this guy's married, but he's also got
Speaker 1: a girlfriend. This scum back or do I or do
Speaker 1: I then lie and say, yeah, my wife is in
Speaker 1: the car. I just gotta get her something real quick,
Speaker 1: because then I'm lying to them technically, you know, I
Speaker 1: would yeah. I don't want them thinking, yeah, I wouldn't
Speaker 1: want anybody thinking I have a girlfriend on the side,
Speaker 1: and then I just publicly admitting it. I'll lie, yeah,
Speaker 1: I know. It's it's a it's a thing. It's a
Speaker 1: dilemma that I'm faced without, and so a marriage is
Speaker 1: just the best way to kind of nipped in the
Speaker 1: bud and uh, acts it all together. Or I could
Speaker 1: just take the ring off, but at this point, if
Speaker 1: I took the ring off, that'd be even I'd raise
Speaker 1: a lot more red flags about why did I take
Speaker 1: the ring off? So you should really tell Kalin why
Speaker 1: you want to get married when she asked you, why
Speaker 1: do you want to marry me? And you say, well, honestly, babe,
Speaker 1: it's because every time I go to the fucking bank,
Speaker 1: they and every single time I have to say whether
Speaker 1: you're my girlfriend or a wife, and it's like, okay,
Speaker 1: never mind, I'll just marrier, for God's sake, because I
Speaker 1: go to the bank every every week. I can't keep
Speaker 1: doing this with my life. I go to the bank
Speaker 1: a lot. And it's funny too, actually, because this isn't
Speaker 1: it's it happened to Klin as well. She started wearing
Speaker 1: a ring on her ring finger that looks like a
Speaker 1: wedding ring because she didn't like it looking like she
Speaker 1: was out with a married man. So then she started
Speaker 1: wearing a ring. Why don't we just freaking sign the
Speaker 1: paperwork that says really really married. The ring that you
Speaker 1: started wearing with the best intentions have has ended up
Speaker 1: just just being a nuisance? Right, Yeah? Can you believe that?
Speaker 1: It's like as if I didn't first see this or
Speaker 1: I didn't plan for this to happen. I wore a
Speaker 1: fake wedding ring, and now all of a sudden, I
Speaker 1: gutas start telling people I'm married. This is crazy, such bullshit.
Speaker 1: All right, let's get to the second really quick. I
Speaker 1: I write the stupid descriptions for this podcast, and I
Speaker 1: can already imagine, Uh, Dean is taking off his wedding ring.
Speaker 1: Find out what this means for his future with Kalin.
Speaker 1: That's what that's going to say. Uh. This next one
Speaker 1: is from Grace. I am twenty three years old and
Speaker 1: I just moved to Arizona from California for my job.
Speaker 1: I started dating my boyfriend about a year ago, and
Speaker 1: two months ago he decided to move to Arizona to
Speaker 1: be closer to me. That wasn't ever a discussion or
Speaker 1: I think he just assumed that I would want this.
Speaker 1: Don't get me wrong, it's super nice having him closer
Speaker 1: to me. But since we started dating, he has been
Speaker 1: losing friendships and sacrificing his relationships for me. I can't
Speaker 1: help but feel responsible for this. Now that he has
Speaker 1: moved to Arizona, he doesn't really stay in touch with
Speaker 1: anyone anymore, and he's become part of my social group here.
Speaker 1: Everything with us is so intertwined, and he doesn't have
Speaker 1: his own friends or his own social life anymore. Of course,
Speaker 1: I want him to be friends with my friends I've
Speaker 1: made in Arizona, but it puts a lot of pressure
Speaker 1: on me knowing my people are now his people. I
Speaker 1: am just looking for advice on how to navigate this
Speaker 1: and bring this up to him without hurting his feelings.
Speaker 1: Mm hmm uh. Grace First of all, thank you for
Speaker 1: listening to the podcast. It would appear to me, though,
Speaker 1: that maybe you don't want to date this guy. I
Speaker 1: mean this, this guy moved closer to be with you.
Speaker 1: He's trying to insert himself with your friends, which I
Speaker 1: think every partner wants. It was important to me I
Speaker 1: wanted Ashley to become really close with my friends. Uh So,
Speaker 1: I don't really know what he's doing wrong, because it
Speaker 1: makes it sound like you didn't want him to move closer,
Speaker 1: which doesn't sound like the best for a healthier and
Speaker 1: mutually loving relationship. But I just think I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm I'm kind of I'm kind of on the boyfriend's side.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Chris, I uh sorry. I did this girl
Speaker 1: in high school. Storytime, storytime, real quick. I did this
Speaker 1: girl in high school. Oh. I was madly in love
Speaker 1: with first love of my life. I've talked about on
Speaker 1: this podcast a few times. For madly in love with
Speaker 1: this girl. She was the most popular girl in school.
Speaker 1: She was the coolest girl in school that I had
Speaker 1: ever met at the time. She she was dating this
Speaker 1: guy who is older than me, but so her and
Speaker 1: I were in the same grade. This guy was like
Speaker 1: two years older than us, once to the same school
Speaker 1: and everything. Um, her and I were like really good friends,
Speaker 1: and I would go over to her house all the
Speaker 1: time to hang out like just as friends, you know,
Speaker 1: like as kids do like what I don't know, jump
Speaker 1: on the trampoline and that kind of stuff. And I
Speaker 1: remember her telling me, I'm going to call the guy.
Speaker 1: Let's call the guy Leo, just for you know, to
Speaker 1: keep docs to the names or to described the names.
Speaker 1: So she would say, uh, Leo's blowing off his friends
Speaker 1: again to come hang out with me, or Leo canceled
Speaker 1: his plan to have all his friends come over, and
Speaker 1: he's like coming over to have dinner at my house tonight.
Speaker 1: And in the back of my head, I'm like, these
Speaker 1: sound like good things, Like he's canceling plans to hang
Speaker 1: out with you, like he's making you a priority. And
Speaker 1: she goes, no, I don't want you to cancel your plans.
Speaker 1: I don't want you to like blow your friends off
Speaker 1: to hang out with me. And for some reason that
Speaker 1: like it was like literally one thirty second interaction that
Speaker 1: I had with this girl when I was fifteen years
Speaker 1: old that has always stuck with me because I agree
Speaker 1: like I don't want I don't want you to drop
Speaker 1: everything and come hang out with me, you know, like
Speaker 1: I want you to have your own life, your own
Speaker 1: social life, your own like priorities and things. I don't
Speaker 1: want you to like at the drop of a hat
Speaker 1: come and rush to my side and blow all your
Speaker 1: friends off. And I don't know why. I don't know
Speaker 1: why this girl that I was friends with at the
Speaker 1: time saying that I stuck with me so much even
Speaker 1: on now and thirty years old, literally half of my
Speaker 1: life fifteen years later. Um, but it did. It made
Speaker 1: sense to me in the sense where I was like, yeah, like,
Speaker 1: have your own stuff going on, and don't just uh
Speaker 1: lean so heavy on the relationship. I don't know. Is
Speaker 1: that weird? Not weird at all, Totally get it. There's
Speaker 1: a balance to be had. Having said that, did her
Speaker 1: and Leo end up lasting? Uh No, she broke up
Speaker 1: with him three months later and then he started dating shocking.
Speaker 1: Uh So My point being is that maybe if you
Speaker 1: don't want someone inserting themselves into your life more, it's
Speaker 1: because you don't want them to be a part of
Speaker 1: your But now there's a balance. Of course, you don't
Speaker 1: want somebody too clinging, or someone who only wants to
Speaker 1: be with you and has no part of their own life.
Speaker 1: But like with Grace's example, I mean, she moved from
Speaker 1: California to Arizona and her boyfriend, where they've dated for
Speaker 1: a year, decided to move closer. It's not like he
Speaker 1: moved in with her. He moved closer and he's trying
Speaker 1: to insert his like. I guess my question it is,
Speaker 1: what's the alternative? You know, this guy doesn't move closer,
Speaker 1: he doesn't want to be friends with your friends. Isn't
Speaker 1: that far worse than what's going on right now? I
Speaker 1: think you nailed it on the head that Grace just
Speaker 1: does not really like the guy very much. Because if
Speaker 1: your head over heels in love with the guy, you're
Speaker 1: gonna be excited for all these things. But if you're
Speaker 1: on the fence and you're uncertain about your relationship, then
Speaker 1: they're going to kind of turn you off. Yeah. I
Speaker 1: don't know, so, Grace, you're twenty three, you're pretty young.
Speaker 1: I mean, I hope at last, I hope that you're
Speaker 1: madly in love and then you get married to this guy.
Speaker 1: But I don't know if you're concerned about him being
Speaker 1: too much. Then I don't know, maybe it's time to
Speaker 1: look for something different. And for the record, Jared back
Speaker 1: to the Leo conversation real quick. Yeah, they broke up
Speaker 1: three months later, and then her and I started dating.
Speaker 1: But then nine months later, while we were still dating,
Speaker 1: found her back in bed with Leo, so there was
Speaker 1: still something there. Yeah, I mean this sounds like a
Speaker 1: her problem, not a Leo problem. Yeah. I appreciate that
Speaker 1: I've developed a complex because of it. Slashed into adulthood. Um,
Speaker 1: as you can see, I put a lot of weight
Speaker 1: on the things she's told me when I was a
Speaker 1: sophomore in high tea. And yeah, it's crazy how certain
Speaker 1: things just stick with you, isn't it Like the most random,
Speaker 1: miniscule thing ends up like changing your perception on life?
Speaker 1: Oh definitely. And this conversation isn't even the last time.
Speaker 1: For the first time I've thought about that conversation like it.
Speaker 1: It doesn't happen often, but it happens way more than
Speaker 1: a one off conversation should that you have when you're
Speaker 1: fifteen years old. I think about it way more than
Speaker 1: I should. Lingers, how old I am? Um? All right, Well,
Speaker 1: that's gonna do it for this week's podcast, Uh Dean
Speaker 1: amazing as always. Thank you to Amelia and Grace for
Speaker 1: emailing us. Please keep emailing us, you sucky daters. You
Speaker 1: can email us at I Suck a Dating at iHeart
Speaker 1: Media dot com. Of course, follow us on Instagram where
Speaker 1: help I Suck a Dating. Uh, I mean, check out
Speaker 1: Naked Attraction when it comes out. You got. I'm curious
Speaker 1: what everybody's thoughts about this show are going to be,
Speaker 1: because it's it's out there. Hey, what are you doing
Speaker 1: for the rest of the day. I just I got
Speaker 1: you here. Let's have a quick chat. So you're at home,
Speaker 1: you're not in You're not in the coffee shot. I'm
Speaker 1: I'm leaving to go to the coffee shop after this. Okay,
Speaker 1: were you there this morning and then you just took
Speaker 1: like a lunch break or something. No, no, no, no no,
Speaker 1: So I'll go in after it. So I'm closing tonight,
Speaker 1: so I'll be there until like probably like midnight. Do
Speaker 1: you think you uh spend more time at the coffee
Speaker 1: shop than anyone else? H yeah? Oh employees, yeah, oh
Speaker 1: a thousand percent. I mean I'm there like sixty right now.
Speaker 1: I'm probably there between sixty and seventy hours a week.
Speaker 1: So but what do you fill your time with? Like
Speaker 1: are you are you working the counter all those hours? Yeah,
Speaker 1: so I work. I mean I do whatever I need
Speaker 1: to do. I mean I obviously do a lot of
Speaker 1: administration work. So you know, everybody that goes in wants
Speaker 1: to talk to me just as the owner, you know,
Speaker 1: I'm and also being from the show and having a
Speaker 1: little bit of a I don't want to say celebrity status,
Speaker 1: but I don't know how it's a phraser right now.
Speaker 1: You know, people come in and they're like, hey, is Jared.
Speaker 1: Here's Jared here, and they either they're fans of the
Speaker 1: show and they want to talk to me or there
Speaker 1: you know, other small businesses that are like, hey, we
Speaker 1: have this wine product, we'd be interested in you selling it.
Speaker 1: But then also just doing a ton of you know,
Speaker 1: administrative work with just running a business, which takes so
Speaker 1: much time. But then also while I'm there, you know,
Speaker 1: making sure that customers are happy and employees are happy,
Speaker 1: and you know, being behind the counter and making coffee
Speaker 1: or making drinks or going in the kitchen and making
Speaker 1: food or prepping or washing dishes or sweeping or doing
Speaker 1: whatever I need to do to make sure that the
Speaker 1: business is afloat. So that's kind of what I do
Speaker 1: when I'm there. It's crazy, it's all over the place,
Speaker 1: and it's so I know you're I don't named a
Speaker 1: lot of drinks after um like bachelor euphemisms and and
Speaker 1: even contestants. I think, right, what's the most popular Who's
Speaker 1: got the most popular drink? So we don't have any contestants.
Speaker 1: But damn, that's a good idea. We really should start
Speaker 1: get into that. I thought there was like the Ben
Speaker 1: or like the Nick. Uh No, we were joking about
Speaker 1: how we should name drinks from people like Nick's would
Speaker 1: be just like a plain black coffee. Uh, that's all,
Speaker 1: mind would be. Come on, No, you have more flavor,
Speaker 1: You've got more. We gotta give Nick a plain black coffee.
Speaker 1: I think Nick should be like, uh like nine pumps
Speaker 1: of almond milk and one pump of espresso. All right,
Speaker 1: I can do that. I like that. Uh so one
Speaker 1: of ours. So we carry Generous coffee, which is Ben's coffee,
Speaker 1: and his dark roast is called the Higgins. He named
Speaker 1: it after him, the selfish son of a bitch. Uh.
Speaker 1: It's literally called the Higgins but it's also a really
Speaker 1: good marketing employee. Obviously. But we have so some of
Speaker 1: our specialty drinks. One is called the Rose Ceremony. We
Speaker 1: also have a Trip to Paradise. And then my favorite
Speaker 1: drink name is take a Moment, Say You're Goodbyes. So
Speaker 1: that's always fun. When what does it like, take a moment,
Speaker 1: say You're goodbyes. That's the name of the drink. So
Speaker 1: people were like, I'll take a small hot um, take
Speaker 1: a Moment? Sare your goodbyes? Like, yep, do you want
Speaker 1: whole milk on the milk? Do you just like the
Speaker 1: name of it or do you actually like the coffee
Speaker 1: that is? I mean I like all of them. My favorite,
Speaker 1: probably the most popular one is the most dramatic Moca ever,
Speaker 1: because moke is just really popular. It's a coconut and
Speaker 1: it's a coconut moca ice latte. Um. I was gonna say,
Speaker 1: you guys do ice drinks? Oh yeah, so we have ice,
Speaker 1: We have ice hot obviously, we do beer one and liquor.
Speaker 1: Our food is really good. We have a preciot o
Speaker 1: brie and a rugless sandwich that's pretty bomb. Have you
Speaker 1: introduced aawston to the coffee shop yet. Yeah, he's been
Speaker 1: there a couple of times. He was there for trivia
Speaker 1: Wednesday night, so because Ashley came and so she has
Speaker 1: a little carrier for him, so she just walks around
Speaker 1: and he's question, this might be this is just so random,
Speaker 1: and I'm I'm just brain farting everything out right now.
Speaker 1: Let's say you and actually are out with Dawson and uh,
Speaker 1: a fan of the show comes up and sees you,
Speaker 1: guys wants to take a photo. Do you Is Dawson
Speaker 1: in the photo or is it kind of like one
Speaker 1: of those things where he's not in the photos. I mean,
Speaker 1: if we're holding him, then yeah, he's in the pod. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's I mean, yeah, yeah, I guess we haven't really
Speaker 1: thought about that. Well. Some people are like really like particular,
Speaker 1: like you can't take a picture of my baby, you know. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I guess that. No. I mean because we've posted on
Speaker 1: Instagram and things of that nature, so like people know
Speaker 1: what he looks like. But he's doing well, he's awesome.
Speaker 1: He's starting to smile, which is really cool. Uh. He
Speaker 1: laughs in his sleep. Sometimes he has like a little
Speaker 1: bit like yesterday I was holding him and he was
Speaker 1: definitely dreaming of something, and he had like a little
Speaker 1: bit of a uh not like a full belly laugh,
Speaker 1: but he was like a and it would just lasted
Speaker 1: for a second, but it was really cool saying, uh,
Speaker 1: and when he smiles, you'res just you'res watching him sleep
Speaker 1: at this point. Uh. Sometimes, well, when we're feeding him,
Speaker 1: you know, because he takes like it's crazy, man. I
Speaker 1: mean he takes like a half hour to finish a
Speaker 1: bottle because it's like, you know, he's sucking for a
Speaker 1: while and then he'll slow down and kind of like
Speaker 1: fade in and out, and then you have to burp
Speaker 1: them and you know, so it takes him about about
Speaker 1: half hour to finish five ounces. So people were like, oh,
Speaker 1: you just feed him and put him back to bed,
Speaker 1: and you're like, no, it's a fucking process. Um. So yeah,
Speaker 1: he uh So when I was feeding him and I
Speaker 1: took the bottle lot and he's kind of like in
Speaker 1: and out, and then he fell asleep for a second.
Speaker 1: So I was watching him and then I saw him
Speaker 1: like I saw his like lip like kind of twitching,
Speaker 1: and so I was like I always kind of like grinning,
Speaker 1: and then that's when he did like a full belly laugh.
Speaker 1: And it was cool because as I was watching him,
Speaker 1: I've seen obviously baby pictures of myself, and when he smiled,
Speaker 1: he looked a lot like me as a baby, and
Speaker 1: that was really cool. Nice, that's pretty cool. Yeah, that
Speaker 1: was funny. Is he uh? I have known nothing about babies.
Speaker 1: Is he crawling around yet? Not yet? So we do
Speaker 1: tummy time, uh, to strengthen his neck because obviously his
Speaker 1: head is still very wobbily, but he's able to hold
Speaker 1: it up a little bit better now and it gets
Speaker 1: progressively better with each day. So tell me. Time is
Speaker 1: something where we put him on his stomach and you
Speaker 1: kind of like put his arms underneath his chest, almost
Speaker 1: like he's doing a plank, and then like he holds
Speaker 1: his head up and like he just you know, it's
Speaker 1: the cutest thing ever. Man. Uh. So he's not crawling yet, Um,
Speaker 1: I don't think. I don't think they start crawling until
Speaker 1: like I don't even know when six months, Like it's
Speaker 1: a while, I think, Um, but it's cool seeing the
Speaker 1: little progressions. It's just gonna suck one day because it's
Speaker 1: so much fun and then one day he's just going
Speaker 1: to be a teenager and you're like, oh, God, just
Speaker 1: you were so much cooler as a kid. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: I bet you, I bet you when he becomes a
Speaker 1: teenager in fourteen years, you're gonna you're gonna have a
Speaker 1: different tune about it. Because we're obviously recording this podcast,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. You can, you can update
Speaker 1: us along the way, but I just be like, and
Speaker 1: I have no idea how, how or what it will
Speaker 1: be like, but I just be like, since you're gonna
Speaker 1: see him basically every single day, you basically well not
Speaker 1: even know the difference. You know, like you're still probably
Speaker 1: gonna look at him and see that little baby that
Speaker 1: was just smirking in his sleep last night, you know, yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean we've noticed, we started noticing the difference though,
Speaker 1: because it's just you can tell that he's much bigger
Speaker 1: than he was a month ago. And even clothing. Clothing
Speaker 1: is obviously a very easy telltale sign. Like we're putting
Speaker 1: him in in onesies that he was wearing two weeks
Speaker 1: ago and now it's tighter. You're like, oh, jess Us, like,
Speaker 1: I can't believe you're already growing out of clothes. Man.
Speaker 1: Have you actually uh like left him with your with
Speaker 1: with his grandparents at all, like done date nights or
Speaker 1: anything like that. Uh. Yeah, we went to go see
Speaker 1: The Batman. Was that like three whenever it first came
Speaker 1: out three weeks ago something like that. Uh, So my
Speaker 1: mom and dad watched him, which was really nice. Uh
Speaker 1: and then they watched him. Oh, we had a watch
Speaker 1: party at Audrey's for the Bachelor finale that actually came
Speaker 1: to um and obviously I was there, so my parents
Speaker 1: watched him for that night, which is really nice. So
Speaker 1: it wasn't a date night but um, but we did
Speaker 1: have one day night where we get to go out
Speaker 1: and my parents watched him, and then we went out
Speaker 1: to dinner with two for Ashley's birthday. I forgot about
Speaker 1: that. That That was March six, so um and my parents
Speaker 1: watched him then too. I'm sure it's gonna be nice
Speaker 1: for you guys will be able to step away and
Speaker 1: I have to worry about the baby for a couple
Speaker 1: of hours. Yeah. Oh, it's really nice. I mean, we
Speaker 1: miss him. All we do is talk about him. Now
Speaker 1: we are those parents. But um, but it is really
Speaker 1: nice to just be able to like, Okay, let's we
Speaker 1: can we can do things, you know, and not have
Speaker 1: to worry because it is. It's crazy, man, like everything
Speaker 1: you know, it's just when he's home, when you're home
Speaker 1: with him, like he is such a priority for good
Speaker 1: reason that everything is just secondary. So you it's difficult
Speaker 1: getting anything done because he's always you know, you put
Speaker 1: him down for a few minutes and then he starts crying,
Speaker 1: so you gotta pick him up and feed him or
Speaker 1: you know, rock them, and then all of a sudden,
Speaker 1: like four hours go by and you're like, jeez, how
Speaker 1: is it already two o'clock in the afternoon. I haven't
Speaker 1: done anything yet. Well, Jared, that's that's good man. I'm
Speaker 1: glad things are going well. Um. I got one question
Speaker 1: for you before we say official goodbyes or final goodbyes.
Speaker 1: What does a liar do after he dies? What does
Speaker 1: a liar do after he dies? I don't know. He
Speaker 1: continues to lie in the afterlife. Come on, it's a
Speaker 1: riddle from that man, Oh, what does a liar do?
Speaker 1: I don't know what's the answer. I don't remember. He
Speaker 1: lies still, that's right. I just remember the line because
Speaker 1: it's from the trailer and it's so good, where he's like,
Speaker 1: if you are justice, please do not lie and then
Speaker 1: you know, how much do you think of the Riddler character?
Speaker 1: Did you like him? Yeah, he's good. I liked I
Speaker 1: liked Riddler. I thought he was a better part of
Speaker 1: the movie. Um, you know Paul Dano. I. I thought
Speaker 1: there were moments um where I I understand what Paul
Speaker 1: dana was going for because he he wasn't just a psychopath,
Speaker 1: but he was also like very eccentric and sometimes kind
Speaker 1: of played him almost he wanted him to be a
Speaker 1: little funny. I think I didn't know, so there were
Speaker 1: moments where I was like, Okay, I'm not sure if
Speaker 1: I'm down with that. But overall I really enjoyed the character.
Speaker 1: But the problem was he wasn't in the movie as
Speaker 1: much as I wanted him to be. It was like
Speaker 1: there was a good chunk in the middle for like
Speaker 1: an hour where just Riddler was not there. And I
Speaker 1: was like, Okay, let's what I don't know, what I
Speaker 1: don't understand, and help me understand this because after watching
Speaker 1: the movie, I liked the movie. Don't get me wrong,
Speaker 1: I in my head it seemed like the Riddler was
Speaker 1: kind of a good guy. Well yeah, no spoilers, obviously,
Speaker 1: no spoilers but one of the themes of the movie
Speaker 1: that I really loved in Eastern I'm sure we'll agree
Speaker 1: with this is that, you know, Batman's conundrum in the
Speaker 1: movie is that I think he sees the Riddler's perspective
Speaker 1: and point of view because you know, throughout the movie
Speaker 1: and it's displayed in this This is not a spoiler, Riddlers.
Speaker 1: You know, he's angry at a lot of people and
Speaker 1: feel feels like the system has failed him, and I
Speaker 1: think Batman doesn't disagree. And I think that's the conundrum
Speaker 1: because they were both like, you know, going after vengeance
Speaker 1: in a way. But well, that's the thing too. It's
Speaker 1: like the Riddler a lot of the things he's doing
Speaker 1: is like he's uh, you know, seeking out corruption, alleviating
Speaker 1: the corruption. And sure maybe his methods are uh, a
Speaker 1: little extreme, but he's basically doing exactly what Batman is
Speaker 1: doing and wants to do. So, Like the whole time,
Speaker 1: I was like kind of confused because what the Riddler
Speaker 1: is doing is he's doing a good thing for the
Speaker 1: city of Gotham, you know, like he is helping rid
Speaker 1: the city of the corruption that it's dealing with. And
Speaker 1: like I said, his methods are very extreme, and maybe
Speaker 1: that's where Batman is like, Nope, sorry, not going to happen.
Speaker 1: But it just seemed like they were both working, they
Speaker 1: were both working in different ways towards the same goal. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, I think that's one of the reasons why
Speaker 1: I did really like the movie. Yeah, we're ending now.
Speaker 1: She's like, are you talking about Batman on the podcast? Yeah,
Speaker 1: Batman the Batman. The last thing I'll say about it
Speaker 1: is that one I agree with you, Dean, which is
Speaker 1: one of the reasons why I love superhero films if
Speaker 1: they're done right, because I do feel like the line
Speaker 1: between good and evil is pretty thin. You know, it's
Speaker 1: closer than a lot of people think. They're like, oh,
Speaker 1: good guys on this end and the bad guys on
Speaker 1: this end, when really, you know, most of the time
Speaker 1: they're kind of like right next to each other and
Speaker 1: just one person is on the side of good and
Speaker 1: the other person is on the side of bad. And
Speaker 1: good and bad can be perspective or point of view,
Speaker 1: and that's why I think one of the reasons why
Speaker 1: I love one of the reasons why I did really
Speaker 1: like this film is that they do really discuss the
Speaker 1: idea of like of Batman and and and Batman saying
Speaker 1: like what am I doing? You know? Is am I
Speaker 1: doing the right thing? You know? Because you you know,
Speaker 1: everybody's the hero of their own their own story. But
Speaker 1: Batman has a little bit more self reflection, and he's like,
Speaker 1: am I just am I the Riddler? You know? And
Speaker 1: I just don't realize it so cool, like if you
Speaker 1: look back at the Dark Knights, like Bain probably thought
Speaker 1: he was the hero of the story. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I just yeah, so about this Batman was it just
Speaker 1: you're right, there's always that line that's being walked, and
Speaker 1: it's a very fine line, but this one specifically, so
Speaker 1: many times I found myself questioning, like while I Batman
Speaker 1: was trying to stop Riddler, when like he could just
Speaker 1: like be hands clean in the situation, let Rader do
Speaker 1: what he's doing, help fix goth them, and then you
Speaker 1: just kind of move in and do the things that
Speaker 1: you need to do. Like it seems like they could
Speaker 1: have worked opposite of each other and just ignored each
Speaker 1: other altogether. But I know, Ridler kept calling for Batman
Speaker 1: and all that kind of stuff. I don't know, it
Speaker 1: just seemed like it's similar themes to The Dark Knight,
Speaker 1: which is why I really like because I like the
Speaker 1: themes in The Dark Knight as well, where Heath Ledgard.
Speaker 1: Joker kind of goes into this a little bit as well,
Speaker 1: where he talks about like the whole plan of society. Right,
Speaker 1: He's like, if I say that I'm going to blow
Speaker 1: up a truck full of soldiers, nobody panics, right, because
Speaker 1: that's what happens. But if I say I'm going to
Speaker 1: kill a mayor, then everybody loses their mind and chaos
Speaker 1: and sues. And it's like that is an interesting point, right,
Speaker 1: because if he says like he'll kill twenty soldiers, everyone's like, oh,
Speaker 1: that's like terrorism. That's what happens. When when you watch
Speaker 1: Dark Knight and you see Joker and you see Being,
Speaker 1: you're like, wow, these guys are senselessly killing a lot
Speaker 1: of innocent people, and you're like, wow, Okay, those are
Speaker 1: the bad guys. But Riddler I didn't get that sense.
Speaker 1: I feel like Riddler was giving people the things that
Speaker 1: they deserved, and maybe maybe a little more than they deserved, sure,
Speaker 1: but it was still guilty people that he was punishing.
Speaker 1: Um Anyways, I just I just wanted to pick your
Speaker 1: brain a little bit about it. I'm glad. I feel
Speaker 1: like I'm a smarter man because of it, so I
Speaker 1: appreciate it. Um big thank you to Hannah and Easton
Speaker 1: has always for joining us on this podcast. And um
Speaker 1: big big thank you to my gut for keeping that
Speaker 1: number two inside of me for the past hour and
Speaker 1: a half to really appreciate that the real champion of today. Anyways,
Speaker 1: that's gonna do it. For this week's episode of help
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