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Speaker 1: another jubil nap the twenties. I'm moving five. Hello. Hi,

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Speaker 1: is this Gwenn? Yeah? This is her. Hey Gwen, it's

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Speaker 1: your neighbor, Jerry. Welcome to the neighborhood. Oh well, thank you, Jerry.

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Speaker 1: Did you say your name is Jerry? Yes, it is Jerry. Please, hi, Darry,

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Speaker 1: to make your acquaintance. Okay, nice to meet you. How

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Speaker 1: did you get my number? Did you U? Did I

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Speaker 1: meet you in the neighborhood? I don't remember. Well, we

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Speaker 1: haven't met yet, but I've talked to a bunch of

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Speaker 1: the other neighbors who have met you. Oh okay, yeah,

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Speaker 1: and so I got your number from them. Anyway, I

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Speaker 1: was talking to those guys and they said that you

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Speaker 1: just moved in and you have two little kiddos too.

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Speaker 1: Yeah I do. Uh that is awesome. Yeah, yep, do

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Speaker 1: you do? You also have kids? I don't, but I

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Speaker 1: consider really everybody's kids in the neighborhood kind of my own.

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Speaker 1: So what time. Do you want me to come over

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Speaker 1: tonight and do my thing? What? Hello are you? What

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Speaker 1: are you? What are you talking about? Oh, didn't the

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Speaker 1: neighbors tell you? No, no, nobody's Oh I haven't. I

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Speaker 1: haven't heard anything about you. Jerry is embarrassing. Usually they

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Speaker 1: tell you, well, my name is Jerry, and I'm the

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Speaker 1: neighborhood tooth Fairy, the neighborhood tooth fairy. Hmm, yeah, yep.

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Speaker 1: So for years I dress up as the tooth fairy

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Speaker 1: and then I sneak into Ewel's houses at night in

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Speaker 1: our neighborhood, of course, to leave money underneath kids pillows.

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Speaker 1: It's a lot of fun. Wow. It takes pressure off

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Speaker 1: of the parents, and then I get to have fun

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Speaker 1: be the tooth fairy, something I've always wanted to be.

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Speaker 1: I actually have a pretty good time being the tooth

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Speaker 1: fairy for my kids. Oh sure, but you're not a professional,

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Speaker 1: are you. Oh? You know, successfully with my first kid,

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Speaker 1: you know, a kid number two? Yeah, but listen, listen, listen.

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Speaker 1: I've been a tooth fairy for almost a decade now,

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Speaker 1: so I think I've got a little more experience under

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Speaker 1: the skirt than you do. Well, that's quite an accomplishment. Jerry,

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Speaker 1: you know, congratulations and I don't think we're going to

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Speaker 1: need your services, is all I'm trying to say. You know,

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Speaker 1: but good luck to you. I guess with the rest

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Speaker 1: of the neighborhood, it's you know, I guess if you

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Speaker 1: want to disappoint your children by delivering subpart performance as

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Speaker 1: a tooth fairy, then you might not need my services.

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Speaker 1: But I would urge you to rethink that decision. Wow,

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Speaker 1: are you getting upset with me? Because I'm not going

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Speaker 1: to choose to use your tooth fairy service in Okay,

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Speaker 1: it's not a tooth fairy service. I am the neighborhood

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Speaker 1: tooth fairy. And I would say, I would say more

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Speaker 1: hurt than upset, because I don't know if you've heard

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Speaker 1: what I'm saying. I'm really sorry that you're feeling hurt.

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Speaker 1: But you know, these are my kids and it's my

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Speaker 1: jurisdiction as their parents. You're wrong in don't use that word.

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Speaker 1: This is my jurisdiction. This entire neighborhood, this entire neighborhood

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Speaker 1: is my turf when it comes to teeth. Wow, And

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Speaker 1: if you don't believe me, I've got the cupboard full

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Speaker 1: of baby teeth at my house to prove it. You

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Speaker 1: can come over and see for yourself. WHOA, I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: You just admitted to me on the phone that you

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Speaker 1: have a cover teeth. It's like, I can't you. How

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Speaker 1: have you not been thrown in jail? For everybody knows

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Speaker 1: about it? I'm the tooth theory, That's what I'm saying.

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Speaker 1: If everybody knows, how are you not in jail? Because

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Speaker 1: it's a fun thing, because it's oh no, you're this

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Speaker 1: this freak show. It's fun for the neighborhood, not fun

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Speaker 1: for me. It's not fun for my family. I'm really sorry.

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Speaker 1: Don't come near my house or my kids. You're psychotic,

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Speaker 1: you know what. I'm starting to get the sense that

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Speaker 1: you don't think this is a legit thing. Yeah, you're

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Speaker 1: starting to get that. Oh good, I'm glad we're reaching

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Speaker 1: some sort of a decent point here where you're getting

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Speaker 1: that I'm not into it. Yes, I'm starting to feel

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Speaker 1: like you don't think this is a real service, and

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Speaker 1: it is, and I will prove it to you tonight.

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Speaker 1: I'll come over for free, and I will force my

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Speaker 1: way in your front door, and I will prove you

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Speaker 1: not come near my front door. I will call the

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Speaker 1: cops and get your tooth fairy out of here. Okay,

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Speaker 1: my name's not Jerry tooth fairy, fine, whatever name is,

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Speaker 1: I don't care. Okay, Well, but my name is actually Jewbil.

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Speaker 1: It's not Jerry or tooth fairy fine, Jebil. Don't care. Okay,

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Speaker 1: but you should care because this is Jewbil from brook

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Speaker 1: and Jewel in the morning doing a phone tap on you. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I don't care. I don't care. No, I don't care.

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Speaker 1: Here it's a prank phone call, frank phone called, frank

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Speaker 1: phone called, prank phone call, frank phone call, prank phone call,

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Speaker 1: frank phone call talking about your brother Tyler set you up. No, look,

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Speaker 1: I don't care. I don't know how you know his name.

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Speaker 1: I don't don't. It's a joke. Your brother Tyler set

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Speaker 1: you up for a prank phone call. He said you

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Speaker 1: just moved into a new house and wanted to freak

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Speaker 1: you out. Are you yes, it's a joke. There is

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Speaker 1: no Jerry the tooth Fairy. Well there is, but he's

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Speaker 1: me and I don't really want to come collect your

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Speaker 1: kids teeth, y' all right? No, no, really, I kind

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Speaker 1: of freaked out fairy. Yeah, yeah, you did. I mean,

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Speaker 1: I guess that's the first time you've ever talked to

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Speaker 1: an adult tooth fairy. Huh yeah yeah. Week Up every

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