WEBVTT - Visitors & Stale Cereal 0:00:00.080 --> 0:00:03.640 What are we doing two cereals today or three? There 0:00:03.640 --> 0:00:06.880 are only four cups, which math tells me means we're 0:00:06.880 --> 0:00:08.559 only doing two cereals. 0:00:09.400 --> 0:00:12.080 Nobody can hear you, Diamond. You know nothing about radio. 0:00:12.240 --> 0:00:15.560 If you're gonna speak, get into a microphone. All all 0:00:15.600 --> 0:00:19.600 these episodes, all I hear is don here's what I hear? Hey, Diamond, 0:00:19.640 --> 0:00:22.960 do you want to be honest? That's all I hear. 0:00:23.079 --> 0:00:26.799 You can't hear anything. You need to speak into a microphone. 0:00:27.280 --> 0:00:29.040 Why don't you just so? Then you have to yell? 0:00:29.520 --> 0:00:32.880 Okay, Scott, I'm yelling now. Are you happy? 0:00:33.280 --> 0:00:34.280 Yes? 0:00:37.360 --> 0:00:41.760 Some boys watch sports, some boys play sport. Spot these 0:00:41.800 --> 0:00:47.640 two don't play. These two boys will save them pennies 0:00:48.040 --> 0:00:53.320 two by special kay, because they are living in a 0:00:53.479 --> 0:00:56.240 cereal both reviewing cereals. 0:00:56.440 --> 0:00:57.000 Is there goal? 0:00:57.600 --> 0:01:02.480 Scott and Andrew living and a cereal folk taking some 0:01:02.800 --> 0:01:04.200 new ones and some oat. 0:01:04.400 --> 0:01:04.640 Yeah. 0:01:04.800 --> 0:01:07.040 The problem with that intro is that we don't say 0:01:07.080 --> 0:01:09.440 the name of the show. So what we don't say. 0:01:09.600 --> 0:01:11.720 While I was playing Diamonds like, we're not playing that anymore. 0:01:11.760 --> 0:01:15.560 This is being cut. Yep, gotta go. It's Graham, all right, 0:01:15.600 --> 0:01:19.560 Welcome to Serial Killers. It's episode fifty one. Yeah, here 0:01:19.560 --> 0:01:21.160 we are fifty one. Yeah we are. 0:01:21.680 --> 0:01:24.559 You know Scott is looking extra snug in his Excel 0:01:24.640 --> 0:01:25.399 T shirt today. 0:01:25.560 --> 0:01:27.759 I was wearing a double Xcel yesterday. Did you see that? 0:01:27.840 --> 0:01:30.240 I did? But there was an Abercrombie shirt. So that's 0:01:30.280 --> 0:01:33.039 really like a medium who still shops at Abercrombie. Didn't 0:01:33.040 --> 0:01:34.680 shop there, had in my closet for years. 0:01:35.040 --> 0:01:38.160 Yeah, so at one point you shopped at Abercrombie. Yeah, 0:01:38.400 --> 0:01:40.720 you actually shopped there. I still actually go in there 0:01:40.720 --> 0:01:42.520 when they have like fifty percent off sales. All walk 0:01:43.160 --> 0:01:46.640 fit into anything? No, no, no, why it's Abercrombie. It 0:01:46.680 --> 0:01:48.840 smells like a young man in there, so you feel 0:01:48.840 --> 0:01:50.520 like going in there, you absorb some of that. 0:01:50.720 --> 0:01:53.880 Yeah, I guess I look cool. Children. Would you like 0:01:53.960 --> 0:01:56.280 to see me in this forty dollars T shirt? Look? 0:01:56.720 --> 0:01:58.560 Speaking of forty dollars T shirt, wait till you see 0:01:58.560 --> 0:02:01.360 what I have coming. Oh? Okay, I ordered something yesterday 0:02:01.400 --> 0:02:04.840 and I think you'll be pleasantly surprised with it. Okay, 0:02:04.840 --> 0:02:07.440 I'm ready. Yeah? Is it serial killer sweatshirts? It has 0:02:07.440 --> 0:02:09.280 nothing to do with serial killers. However, it does have 0:02:09.320 --> 0:02:11.160 something to do with what we've been talking about the 0:02:11.200 --> 0:02:14.280 last couple episodes. Okay, anyway, so here we go, episode 0:02:14.280 --> 0:02:16.760 fifty one. It's Serial Killers. I'm Scotty B. That's Andrew 0:02:16.840 --> 0:02:18.440 over there. Hello. Hi. 0:02:19.200 --> 0:02:22.120 How's the Facebook page looking? It's going great? Yeah, we 0:02:22.120 --> 0:02:23.399 were almost at one hundred likes. 0:02:23.440 --> 0:02:25.480 I saw that, and I keep adding notifications that people 0:02:25.480 --> 0:02:28.920 are interacting with us, and but nobody's talking about I 0:02:29.000 --> 0:02:32.160 have to scheduled. Here comes this crazy British guy. Yes, 0:02:33.360 --> 0:02:36.640 you couldn't have been Oh no, only recording. I mean, 0:02:36.720 --> 0:02:39.320 you know the record lights on and you know we 0:02:39.360 --> 0:02:43.200 only have the number twelve podcast. So get out there, britt. Okay, 0:02:43.639 --> 0:02:45.160 I don't know what just happened. Only was he kissed 0:02:45.160 --> 0:02:46.880 your face and now you have British goo all over 0:02:46.919 --> 0:02:49.320 you a little bit? All right. I don't know where 0:02:49.320 --> 0:02:51.000 we were, however, you know, let's what do you want 0:02:51.040 --> 0:02:53.040 to do? Newer classic? How do you want to do classic? No, 0:02:53.160 --> 0:02:57.440 let's start with the new great Okay, so this cereal 0:02:57.560 --> 0:02:58.560 is very elusive to me. 0:02:58.919 --> 0:03:02.120 Wait before we say in anything further, what our podcast 0:03:02.160 --> 0:03:03.920 has not charted on iHeartRadio? 0:03:04.040 --> 0:03:04.840 How's that possible? 0:03:04.960 --> 0:03:08.200 Serial Killers fans, this is a call out to. 0:03:08.160 --> 0:03:10.280 All of you. It's a call to action. You need 0:03:10.320 --> 0:03:11.760 to share this with everybody. 0:03:11.840 --> 0:03:14.720 We need to make it to that chart because there's 0:03:14.800 --> 0:03:16.919 other podcasts in the Elvis Rancho family did hold on? 0:03:16.960 --> 0:03:18.600 There's like two hundred and fifty thousand podcasts in the 0:03:18.639 --> 0:03:21.200 heart radio. We're not anywhere? No, how is that possible? 0:03:21.240 --> 0:03:22.960 How are we not on the top one hundred. We're 0:03:23.000 --> 0:03:26.880 getting over twenty five hundred listens a week on each episode. 0:03:27.240 --> 0:03:29.919 Huh? How is that not adding up? Something's wrong. There's 0:03:29.919 --> 0:03:35.360 something corrupt in the system. Someone is holding us back. Garrett, Yes, sabotage. 0:03:35.440 --> 0:03:38.280 Sabotage because we haven't had him in here yet, so 0:03:38.360 --> 0:03:40.640 I think he's doing something to the numbers. He must 0:03:40.640 --> 0:03:44.480 have switched the algorithm on podcasts. Yes, the algorithm millennial. 0:03:44.800 --> 0:03:46.520 All right, so I'm gonna go down. 0:03:46.520 --> 0:03:49.040 So just words and now aur millennial. That's algorithm is 0:03:49.040 --> 0:03:49.680 just a millennial. 0:03:49.960 --> 0:03:54.120 You out, you millennials created algorithm. That's actually the dumbest 0:03:54.120 --> 0:03:57.600 thing I've ever heard. Hold on a second, you know what, 0:03:57.800 --> 0:04:00.680 since today when we're recording this is National Dicktionary Day, 0:04:00.960 --> 0:04:02.520 let me look up algorithm and see if it's in 0:04:02.560 --> 0:04:04.920 this dictionary from nineteen seventy five. I'm sure it is 0:04:05.040 --> 0:04:08.280 because algorithms have existed for No. I'm sure. I'm sure 0:04:08.320 --> 0:04:10.200 it is too, but it means something different. Trees. No, 0:04:10.280 --> 0:04:13.440 it really doesn't. It does. Okay, I'm flipping through my 0:04:13.920 --> 0:04:16.680 Doubleday Dictionary copyright nineteen seventy five that I got from 0:04:16.680 --> 0:04:17.360 my parents' house. 0:04:17.480 --> 0:04:19.600 All I'm going to say is that you are a 0:04:19.720 --> 0:04:21.159 chunk of people who vote. 0:04:22.000 --> 0:04:23.840 It makes all the sense in the world. Do not 0:04:23.960 --> 0:04:26.760 blob me in with those people. Algorithms not even in here. 0:04:27.040 --> 0:04:31.279 So Scott, it was invented by the millennial. Dude, let's 0:04:31.320 --> 0:04:33.640 go five minutes in no cereal. Yet here we go. 0:04:33.640 --> 0:04:35.320 I'm going that's your fault, not mine. 0:04:35.880 --> 0:04:37.719 To go back to what I was saying, if you 0:04:37.880 --> 0:04:41.200 listen to this podcast, please share it with someone and 0:04:41.320 --> 0:04:43.360 just have them listen. Literally, just have this on in 0:04:43.360 --> 0:04:45.039 as many devices as you can so this way we 0:04:45.080 --> 0:04:45.880 get all the streams. 0:04:46.040 --> 0:04:51.599 Thank you. Okay? Cool? So this cereal I saw online? Yes, 0:04:51.640 --> 0:04:54.720 and I was like, what is that? Yeah? This doesda 0:04:54.720 --> 0:04:57.320 have phone down? Now to a millennial. Prove you wrong 0:04:58.120 --> 0:05:00.880 on when algorithm? No, I know it's an old word. 0:05:00.920 --> 0:05:01.400 I get it. 0:05:01.560 --> 0:05:03.560 That's a long history that can be traced back to 0:05:03.600 --> 0:05:04.640 the ninth century. 0:05:04.960 --> 0:05:07.320 Are there millennials in the ninth century? But people talk 0:05:07.360 --> 0:05:10.040 about it now because it's a whole they talk about it. 0:05:10.040 --> 0:05:12.480 It's a set of rules. That's what it. Technically an algorithm, 0:05:12.560 --> 0:05:15.320 is I know list? Can we please eat? Yes? We can. 0:05:15.440 --> 0:05:18.320 So I saw the cereal online and I was like, 0:05:18.360 --> 0:05:21.520 what is that? It's very interesting and it looks delicious, 0:05:21.880 --> 0:05:25.680 and it's a very elusive cereal. It's not easy to find. 0:05:25.920 --> 0:05:28.080 It is from General Mills, even though it does not 0:05:28.200 --> 0:05:30.159 say General Mills. Stop laughing at me. 0:05:30.560 --> 0:05:32.840 I can't, only because the word elusive makes you think 0:05:32.880 --> 0:05:34.080 of the Mariah Carey album. 0:05:34.160 --> 0:05:35.680 That's a new word. I just came out with it. 0:05:35.760 --> 0:05:38.320 I came out with elusive. It's new gen xers came 0:05:38.360 --> 0:05:43.080 out with it. So it's only apparently available in Costco 0:05:43.200 --> 0:05:47.200 stores or on Instacart. Okay, I use Instacart, I know, 0:05:47.200 --> 0:05:49.160 because you're lazy. But I went to a couple of 0:05:49.240 --> 0:05:50.840 Costco stores and they don't have it. I couldn't get 0:05:50.839 --> 0:05:52.400 it at costco dot com. So I did find it 0:05:52.440 --> 0:05:55.920 on Amazon. It's a little bit pricey, I will say that, however, 0:05:56.080 --> 0:06:00.160 it's something that I felt like I must try Why 0:06:00.160 --> 0:06:02.719 are you laughing? The box is so wide, the box 0:06:02.800 --> 0:06:06.360 is so thick. This is a thick, hardboard box. It's 0:06:06.400 --> 0:06:10.040 called Morning Summit and it is from General Mills lightly 0:06:10.080 --> 0:06:13.440 sweetened maple berry blend cereal. And here's what's in this box. 0:06:13.680 --> 0:06:18.080 It's almonds, cereal flakes with whole grains, dried cherries, dried cranberries, 0:06:18.200 --> 0:06:21.520 and pumpkin seeds. I mean, it sounded so freakin' awesome 0:06:21.560 --> 0:06:24.479 to me. It has a pole tab in the bog. 0:06:24.560 --> 0:06:27.720 That's how hefty this box is. And almonds are the 0:06:27.720 --> 0:06:31.479 first ingredient. Almonds. That's a lot. There's a lot of 0:06:31.520 --> 0:06:32.240 almonds in here. 0:06:32.320 --> 0:06:34.680 I have to say half of these cereals are just 0:06:34.760 --> 0:06:35.359 trail mixed. 0:06:35.360 --> 0:06:36.000 Then you're right. 0:06:36.240 --> 0:06:38.520 Don't pour milk on it and tell me, okay eat it, 0:06:38.520 --> 0:06:40.839 because it's it's very hard to do all those. 0:06:40.720 --> 0:06:44.640 Things at once. Ingredients almonds, whole grain wheat, organic maple syrup, 0:06:44.920 --> 0:06:47.640 whole grain oats, sugar that's a pretty good. Uh, you know, 0:06:47.680 --> 0:06:50.919 sugar's way down there. People who mountain climb like this cereal. 0:06:51.160 --> 0:06:52.800 It's too heavy. You can't take this with you. Feel 0:06:52.839 --> 0:06:56.680 this box? What are you doing, Morning Summit? 0:06:58.160 --> 0:07:04.520 Why hold on listen to this, listen to this. 0:07:05.120 --> 0:07:06.520 Stop it was really expensive. 0:07:06.640 --> 0:07:08.160 It sounds like a brick. 0:07:08.040 --> 0:07:10.160 That boxes a lot of tab It has a pole 0:07:10.200 --> 0:07:11.760 tab to open it. That's how extreme. 0:07:11.840 --> 0:07:14.040 Way Brody, this is the biggest box of cereal I've 0:07:14.040 --> 0:07:14.560 ever seen. 0:07:14.720 --> 0:07:16.920 Do you remember that SNL bit called colon blow? 0:07:17.480 --> 0:07:18.200 Yeah? 0:07:18.280 --> 0:07:20.560 Right, this is gonna you should call what a toilet? 0:07:21.360 --> 0:07:23.040 I'm not letting you open it. I wanted to pull 0:07:23.080 --> 0:07:23.480 the tab. 0:07:23.720 --> 0:07:26.840 I want to write, by the way, is it okay? 0:07:26.840 --> 0:07:27.240 We're here? 0:07:27.400 --> 0:07:27.560 Yes? 0:07:27.760 --> 0:07:30.000 Okay, how would Lewis Capaldi eat it? 0:07:30.400 --> 0:07:36.000 You pull the jab? All right? Seriously, we gotta go. Hey, 0:07:36.080 --> 0:07:37.880 I want you to rewrite spoon Man for us because 0:07:37.880 --> 0:07:38.920 we need that as a theme. 0:07:39.200 --> 0:07:40.880 Said that Greg t can complain that it isn't like 0:07:40.920 --> 0:07:45.080 my parodies. I'll do poon Man Got a problem. 0:07:44.680 --> 0:07:45.600 And get your spoon on? 0:07:46.360 --> 0:07:48.920 Oh yeah, oh I love that. Get your spoon on, 0:07:49.400 --> 0:07:50.160 Get your spoon on. 0:07:51.680 --> 0:07:54.160 So next week, next week, we're gonna have a new 0:07:54.200 --> 0:07:55.840 opener written by David Brody. 0:07:56.320 --> 0:07:59.800 Okay, I will write the songs, but I need some 0:07:59.840 --> 0:08:02.760 more s'mores cereal and special K chocolate. 0:08:02.800 --> 0:08:03.880 If that's what it costs, you got it? 0:08:04.000 --> 0:08:04.360 Got it? 0:08:04.600 --> 0:08:06.560 Well, it's hard to pour this because the box is 0:08:06.600 --> 0:08:07.120 so big. 0:08:07.360 --> 0:08:08.800 Where did you find this cereal? 0:08:09.200 --> 0:08:11.280 Well? I was just telling people in design I bought 0:08:11.280 --> 0:08:14.080 it on Amazon, but it was only available Costco and Instacart. 0:08:14.160 --> 0:08:15.240 How did you find out about this? 0:08:15.320 --> 0:08:17.360 I saw it online. It's a General Mills cereal, but 0:08:17.400 --> 0:08:18.800 they don't really promote it at all. 0:08:18.920 --> 0:08:20.960 The almond on the box looks like a shrimp. It 0:08:21.000 --> 0:08:22.880 looks like they're shrimp like almonds. 0:08:23.080 --> 0:08:23.400 I love. 0:08:24.240 --> 0:08:27.160 I've never seen a box of cereal that why and hefty? 0:08:27.640 --> 0:08:29.960 Yeah, you know that almonds are the first ingredient. 0:08:30.200 --> 0:08:30.920 Oh that's good. 0:08:30.960 --> 0:08:33.000 Then you know diamond? Shut up back there. 0:08:33.160 --> 0:08:34.880 You know you're a large because. 0:08:34.679 --> 0:08:35.520 You can't eat any of that. 0:08:35.640 --> 0:08:37.800 Second, can she be in the room. There's a lot 0:08:37.800 --> 0:08:43.559 of nuts in this. Stop playing Stop he's blowing nuts 0:08:43.640 --> 0:08:43.959 at her. 0:08:46.120 --> 0:08:50.559 That sounds wrong, nut, guess right, that sounds worse. One 0:08:50.600 --> 0:08:53.800 percent Cumberland Farm milk still not sponsored. 0:08:53.840 --> 0:08:56.319 Still no milk sponsor. I almost feel like this doesn't 0:08:56.400 --> 0:08:59.200 need milk. This is trail mix. This is trail mix, 0:08:59.360 --> 0:09:01.280 but I'm so for it. I'm most excited for the 0:09:01.320 --> 0:09:07.240 dried cherries. There you go, ready? Two three? This is 0:09:07.280 --> 0:09:16.480 thick with two Seas Hwy. This isn't Cereal trail mix, 0:09:16.800 --> 0:09:18.720 trail mix granola. Hello. 0:09:19.080 --> 0:09:21.920 Oh, he's getting a call from Elvis. Hey, you're doing 0:09:21.960 --> 0:09:22.560 a podcast. 0:09:22.600 --> 0:09:23.480 Tell them Millennial. 0:09:23.760 --> 0:09:26.840 I'll do it. I'll sit in an answer seat. Hold on. Okay, wait, 0:09:26.880 --> 0:09:28.120 can I say that this. 0:09:28.320 --> 0:09:29.440 It's a delicious snack. 0:09:29.600 --> 0:09:30.760 It's actually really good. 0:09:31.040 --> 0:09:32.520 There are a whole almonds in here. 0:09:32.760 --> 0:09:34.959 It's delicious. But I wouldn't put milk in it. I 0:09:34.960 --> 0:09:37.840 would just eat it like as handfuls in the car driving. 0:09:38.080 --> 0:09:41.320 He's really good, but we have to rate it as 0:09:41.320 --> 0:09:42.040 a cereal though. 0:09:42.440 --> 0:09:45.079 Well, now, as a cereal, I wouldn't. It's really good. 0:09:45.720 --> 0:09:47.920 I wish it was more widely available. I couldn't find 0:09:47.920 --> 0:09:48.480 it everything. 0:09:48.480 --> 0:09:51.840 Okay, okay, I took your spot for a minute. 0:09:51.880 --> 0:09:53.679 It's okay, cher same. 0:09:53.920 --> 0:09:54.640 We really like this. 0:09:54.880 --> 0:09:57.440 Yeah, I'm not a big fan. I'm gonna get all 0:09:57.440 --> 0:10:00.920 the box catchings. Box catches. Yeah, that's what we call 0:10:00.920 --> 0:10:09.600 the pieces that fall out. Uh uh, you know, I 0:10:09.600 --> 0:10:11.840 don't like it. Here's a problem though, rating it as 0:10:11.880 --> 0:10:14.200 a cereal verse rating it as a snack. I'm going 0:10:14.240 --> 0:10:15.880 to give it four balls in a spoon. I think 0:10:15.920 --> 0:10:19.160 it is delicious. That's a little much. No, No, I'm giving. 0:10:18.920 --> 0:10:20.720 It four balls in a spoon too. It's really good. 0:10:20.720 --> 0:10:23.559 It just gets three balls. Max. Max is still here, 0:10:24.240 --> 0:10:24.720 shut up? 0:10:25.240 --> 0:10:28.319 Is good in yogurt? Yes, and put some strawberries on top. 0:10:28.559 --> 0:10:30.240 There's a picture on the box Creame. I could do that. 0:10:30.600 --> 0:10:33.040 Yeah, I'm going to order that on Amazon. I think. 0:10:33.240 --> 0:10:36.240 Wait, you see how much it is? Twenty dollars a box. No, 0:10:37.120 --> 0:10:40.480 I don't know. We're raising though. Well now, I don't 0:10:40.480 --> 0:10:42.800 want to disappoint you, Andrew. I don't care. I don't 0:10:42.840 --> 0:10:44.680 care about Andrew. I just don't want to disappoint you. 0:10:44.720 --> 0:10:47.040 No, I'm never disappointed. It's cereal. I love Cereal. 0:10:47.160 --> 0:10:50.080 What are you looking for? Millennial on your phone? Can 0:10:50.120 --> 0:10:51.199 you just stop him cutting this out? 0:10:51.200 --> 0:10:53.920 Do you know Scott didn't know that the word algorithm? 0:10:54.000 --> 0:10:56.360 That is not true. I know algorithm has been a 0:10:56.360 --> 0:10:59.040 word forever. I just know that people, you idiot millennials 0:10:59.120 --> 0:11:02.719 use it now talking about when you go into podcasts 0:11:02.720 --> 0:11:04.800 and the algorithm is blah blah blah blah blah. He 0:11:04.880 --> 0:11:06.640 is a grumpy old man, that's the thing. 0:11:06.760 --> 0:11:09.839 Don't be nice. He started it you already? Did you 0:11:09.880 --> 0:11:10.280 started it? 0:11:10.360 --> 0:11:10.600 All right? 0:11:10.880 --> 0:11:13.000 Don't you're gonna spill that milk. Be careful. 0:11:13.080 --> 0:11:14.480 I'm trying to find out that every minute of that 0:11:14.520 --> 0:11:16.120 because he would scream so loud. 0:11:16.440 --> 0:11:18.800 Garrett just appeared in the window and gave me the 0:11:18.840 --> 0:11:20.120 dirtiest look ever. 0:11:20.559 --> 0:11:23.400 Because he's not allowed on the podcast. He's so mad 0:11:23.640 --> 0:11:25.440 because he can't. Oh my gosh, could you imagine if 0:11:25.480 --> 0:11:28.120 he just had that cereal we just had? Forget about it? 0:11:28.160 --> 0:11:29.880 Does granola have gluten? I don't know. 0:11:29.960 --> 0:11:31.040 I'm sure something in that. 0:11:31.040 --> 0:11:34.280 High school true. All right, so here comes the classic cereal. 0:11:34.559 --> 0:11:35.880 I don't know what year it came out, but I 0:11:35.880 --> 0:11:37.960 know it's been around for a while. Great, it's another 0:11:38.440 --> 0:11:41.680 Checks variety. I love Checks. Sorry, Danielle, there's no chocolate 0:11:41.720 --> 0:11:42.000 in this one. 0:11:42.040 --> 0:11:42.800 Okay, what is it? 0:11:43.120 --> 0:11:49.040 Diamond? Can't eat it? Honey, not check? Yay? Yeah, finally, 0:11:49.120 --> 0:11:49.640 I can't wait. 0:11:50.760 --> 0:11:51.560 I'm so excited. 0:11:52.040 --> 0:11:54.680 Why did you say finally? Because you guys are always 0:11:54.679 --> 0:11:56.720 like you don't like what I take out? 0:11:56.880 --> 0:11:59.240 Well, I like what you take out. When your wife. 0:11:59.000 --> 0:12:01.560 Doesn't like what you take out, No, she loves what 0:12:01.640 --> 0:12:02.080 I take out. 0:12:03.559 --> 0:12:07.640 By the way, this is my right now. Will be 0:12:07.679 --> 0:12:09.720 my fifth bowl of cereal for the morning. 0:12:10.040 --> 0:12:11.360 I've had a cereal today too. 0:12:11.559 --> 0:12:13.040 I've been all I've been doing is eating cereal. 0:12:13.120 --> 0:12:16.480 Oh, he had a full breakfast sandwich. After he had 0:12:16.520 --> 0:12:18.880 a breakfast sandwich, he had two full bowls of cereal. 0:12:19.240 --> 0:12:21.080 He had two of the croissant sandwiches. 0:12:21.679 --> 0:12:23.640 I had raised a nut brand. I love that story, man. 0:12:23.720 --> 0:12:26.680 I had a croissant sandwich. I had a bowl of 0:12:26.920 --> 0:12:31.520 berries with whipped cream. Then I had three bowls of cereal, 0:12:31.800 --> 0:12:33.800 then the one you just gave me, and now the 0:12:33.840 --> 0:12:34.480 next bowl. 0:12:34.559 --> 0:12:37.000 Oh look, Garrett just popped in and he can eat this. 0:12:37.520 --> 0:12:39.320 It's gluten free. I was gonna ask, what time do 0:12:39.320 --> 0:12:41.400 you need me? Right now? 0:12:41.840 --> 0:12:43.920 We just ate a cereal that if you had, you'd 0:12:43.960 --> 0:12:45.640 be going too. 0:12:45.760 --> 0:12:46.480 It would not be good. 0:12:47.440 --> 0:12:49.760 That's the way anaphylectic is. The is the allergy one, right, 0:12:50.080 --> 0:12:52.360 that's a newer people didn't need it. It's a millennial. 0:12:52.440 --> 0:12:55.240 Or oh wait, hold on, hold on, Oh my god, 0:12:55.840 --> 0:12:59.400 this man is the sound effects. I can't. It's the 0:12:59.440 --> 0:13:01.000 stupidest thing. Let me tell you. 0:13:01.040 --> 0:13:04.120 I had the good Belli probiotics one the other day, 0:13:04.120 --> 0:13:05.040 the peanut butter crunch. 0:13:05.120 --> 0:13:08.800 That's good stuff. The thing works, Oh really it works? 0:13:09.120 --> 0:13:10.079 How it works? 0:13:10.360 --> 0:13:12.280 Oh my gosh, honeynut checks are so good? 0:13:12.880 --> 0:13:13.839 Did you just sneak one? 0:13:13.920 --> 0:13:16.720 I did? Look, Look, you can make checks mix? Oh 0:13:17.200 --> 0:13:19.600 the other cereal that you just gave us in a 0:13:19.640 --> 0:13:21.400 bowl with checks? That would be good. 0:13:21.679 --> 0:13:22.439 I don't know about that. 0:13:22.559 --> 0:13:26.040 Do you need your own podcast? That cereal cereal remix? 0:13:26.160 --> 0:13:29.400 That's fine, that's an offshoot of the successful one. 0:13:29.559 --> 0:13:33.040 What's it called when you do another show off? Yeah? 0:13:33.080 --> 0:13:34.480 Because I mixed this morning. 0:13:34.520 --> 0:13:38.640 I mixed frosted flakes, chocolate checks and those peanut butter 0:13:38.720 --> 0:13:41.319 puffs and it was delicious. And Scotty yelled at me 0:13:41.360 --> 0:13:45.040 because he said, I can't be that cerealists. 0:13:45.360 --> 0:13:47.679 That man all right, honey nut checks. He talks from 0:13:47.760 --> 0:13:50.360 General Mills already one? Do you think? 0:13:52.320 --> 0:13:52.480 Oh? 0:13:52.559 --> 0:13:52.800 Five? 0:13:52.840 --> 0:13:57.000 Both totally? Its more like a three and a half 0:13:57.040 --> 0:13:57.640 four ball. 0:13:58.880 --> 0:14:01.440 Garret delicious, Diamond, can you have this? 0:14:01.880 --> 0:14:04.240 It's very plain you can't have gluten free checks. 0:14:04.440 --> 0:14:07.280 No, I think I'm gonna quit as the executive producer 0:14:07.360 --> 0:14:08.840 of the Serial Killers podcast. 0:14:08.840 --> 0:14:10.800 It seems like you quit months ago. You don't do crap. 0:14:11.360 --> 0:14:15.200 Diamond is also getting her own spin off, Serial Allergies. 0:14:16.800 --> 0:14:18.920 Yes, that'll only be two episodes long. 0:14:19.120 --> 0:14:22.080 They don't eat anything. She just talks about stuff that 0:14:22.120 --> 0:14:22.440 she wish. 0:14:22.640 --> 0:14:32.120 I like this box. It's colorful. Yeah, three balls and 0:14:32.160 --> 0:14:34.960 a spoon for me for honey, nut checks five five 0:14:35.480 --> 0:14:37.360 and a half. That's three balls in a spoon. Garrett, 0:14:37.400 --> 0:14:37.800 get with it. 0:14:38.200 --> 0:14:43.000 Yeah, there's no Cason is the half cool? 0:14:43.600 --> 0:14:46.960 This has been episode fifty one. Somebody just called you. 0:14:46.960 --> 0:14:47.840 I think you're getting fired. 0:14:47.880 --> 0:14:50.280 Oh, I keep getting spam calls. I won't stop getting 0:14:50.320 --> 0:14:51.840 spam calls. 0:14:51.880 --> 0:14:59.080 You do. Yeah, I wasn't gonna today. I wasn't gonna 0:14:59.080 --> 0:15:01.200 do it because I kind of I don't really have 0:15:01.240 --> 0:15:09.960 anything very exciting serial killers. I wasn't gonna do a 0:15:10.000 --> 0:15:13.640 bonus box, but I will. You're gonna go as soon 0:15:13.720 --> 0:15:16.360 as I take it out. Let me see, Let me see, Okay, 0:15:17.280 --> 0:15:19.480 special k blueberry with lemon clusters. 0:15:21.320 --> 0:15:22.000 Try that one. 0:15:23.000 --> 0:15:26.720 Nobody has. How does one make a lemon cluster? I 0:15:26.760 --> 0:15:28.360 don't know, but we're about to find out. 0:15:29.760 --> 0:15:33.560 And you have this one, not diamond, because are you 0:15:33.600 --> 0:15:34.760 allergic to blueberries? 0:15:38.080 --> 0:15:39.320 I think I am too gotty? 0:15:39.840 --> 0:15:42.480 Do people pick? You can hear her on the microphonetion, No, I. 0:15:42.440 --> 0:15:44.360 Can't hear anything, so that every time she talks is 0:15:44.480 --> 0:15:48.200 just gonna be like nothing and then I got to 0:15:48.280 --> 0:15:51.520 edit everything out. She creates more work for me. 0:15:52.960 --> 0:15:56.000 Lemone, blueberry lemone. 0:15:57.000 --> 0:15:58.960 It smells like a candle, like I would like this 0:15:59.000 --> 0:15:59.920 as a candle. I think. 0:16:00.200 --> 0:16:02.760 Let me throw out the cups. 0:16:03.320 --> 0:16:03.840 To get my spoon. 0:16:04.880 --> 0:16:05.640 This is a cluster. 0:16:05.680 --> 0:16:08.320 You know, you know there's a mom in the room 0:16:08.520 --> 0:16:10.920 when she's throwing out the bowls before we're done with 0:16:10.960 --> 0:16:13.280 the episode, Can I have a lemon cluster? 0:16:13.840 --> 0:16:14.760 Stop? We have to try it. 0:16:15.280 --> 0:16:18.720 Don't even don't put that in your mouth. I'm not kidding. 0:16:18.840 --> 0:16:22.600 Okay, wait, wait, wait, they're lemon flavored, so. 0:16:22.560 --> 0:16:24.200 That means whatever it is, it's a turgent. 0:16:24.840 --> 0:16:30.240 It could be because it has tangy sweetness areas like 0:16:30.720 --> 0:16:31.240 tasted one. 0:16:31.240 --> 0:16:33.840 No, no, no, don't, don't don't pre uh here. 0:16:33.360 --> 0:16:34.880 Maybe you have to eat it with everything. 0:16:34.920 --> 0:16:39.640 That's all right? Here we go two three. I can't. 0:16:39.920 --> 0:16:42.400 I didn't get everything. How do I get Everything's that 0:16:42.520 --> 0:16:46.040 very crunchy? Yeah, I mean I'll get this. Three balls 0:16:46.600 --> 0:16:50.080 and a spoon. Three balls and a spoon. Lemon. 0:16:51.800 --> 0:16:54.360 I'm gonna knock my check for because I'm only eating 0:16:54.440 --> 0:16:56.160 checks because that's the only thing I can have right now. 0:16:56.280 --> 0:16:58.440 My check score is going up to four balls. 0:16:58.640 --> 0:17:00.200 Now I have to go back and change everything. What 0:17:00.280 --> 0:17:01.280 do you want? What are you doing? 0:17:02.480 --> 0:17:04.960 Did I know you? 0:17:05.000 --> 0:17:05.240 Well? 0:17:06.080 --> 0:17:07.680 It tast horrible by itself. 0:17:07.800 --> 0:17:09.560 I can't find one. I'm wasting the whole box. 0:17:10.359 --> 0:17:12.480 Know how terrible it is that they don't there? 0:17:13.040 --> 0:17:15.320 Oh, here's one. Know what it tastes like. But the 0:17:15.359 --> 0:17:18.080 cluster tastes like candy cigarettes. When's the last time you 0:17:18.080 --> 0:17:21.159 had candy cigarettes? Very recently? I candy cigarette, That's what 0:17:21.359 --> 0:17:23.280 That's what the cluster tastes like. Did you like the 0:17:23.320 --> 0:17:25.720 come when you took it and power came out? Or 0:17:25.720 --> 0:17:28.440 do you like to the gum? Who had We never 0:17:28.480 --> 0:17:32.080 had that? You had a particular smoke, Yeah, and you 0:17:32.119 --> 0:17:33.960 blow powder out of it and then you chew the gum. 0:17:34.240 --> 0:17:36.200