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Speaker 1: Oh, you are in for a treat today, my friends,

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Speaker 1: we'll go to the full show. It's Brooke and Jeffrey

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Speaker 1: in the morning. And I gotta say Jeffrey's song he

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Speaker 1: Today, I didn't know what.

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Speaker 3: To expect from it, and then I was like, I

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Speaker 1: I don't want to call it early, but I think

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Speaker 1: if any of them go viral this month, it'll be

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Speaker 4: Yeah, because everyone can agree. It's like, it's very, very fun.

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Speaker 3: I think it's a lot of comments.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so I'm so excited for you to hear it.

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Speaker 1: But first let's get to some listener comments yes from

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Speaker 1: shows that have already.

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Speaker 5: Speaking of yes, Johnston commented and said, when you all

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Speaker 5: say wow at the same time, you sound like the

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Speaker 5: Toys and the Claw Machine from Toy Stories. Now guys

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Speaker 5: are ready to one wow.

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Speaker 6: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I mean it's hard to do on command.

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Speaker 7: I feel like it's it's just natural. You can't even

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Speaker 1: Well, now, I hear you, though, I hear you, and

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Speaker 1: I appreciate his comments.

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Speaker 5: I do like that, and oh dirty does it? Commented,

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Speaker 5: I have to blame you guys for this. It's been

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Speaker 5: saw the clip and my god, it's gross, just like

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Speaker 3: It's been there all along, I know.

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Speaker 1: I warn people that if you're gonna go to the

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Speaker 7: I say that sounds so.

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Speaker 1: Lame, but YouTube at Brook and Jeffrey, it will haunt you.

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Speaker 2: It will.

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Speaker 3: It will make you nauseous.

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Speaker 7: Maybe, but while you're.

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Speaker 1: There, maybe you can erase it because you can also

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Speaker 1: watch Jeff's song in the weekend.

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Speaker 8: Just know, if anyone else is playing on kissing Young Jeffrey,

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Speaker 8: it's gonna be a sloppy kiss.

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Speaker 4: I just want to warn.

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Speaker 7: My husband was like, why was it krusty?

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Speaker 8: He's just a guy, and.

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Speaker 7: You know, it's like a fountain that comes out of there.

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Speaker 1: If you ever in the same if you're in the

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Speaker 1: ever in the same karaoke room as Jeffrey, just wear

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Speaker 1: right now.

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Speaker 9: Well, the ongoing war between gen z and Millennials continues.

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Speaker 7: Thought everybody was getting along, get along.

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Speaker 1: I thought it's more the boomers forgotten gen X.

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Speaker 9: No nobody gets along with anybody, but it's especially bad

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Speaker 9: Gen zs are online calling out the things that they

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Speaker 9: wish millennials would just grow up and stop doing whatrow up?

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Speaker 1: Oh just wait, gen Z, it'll be your turn to

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Speaker 1: be called up by alpha soun You.

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Speaker 9: It's brooken Jeffrey in the morning. And the list is

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Speaker 9: kind of brutal. Here's the top four complaints, and alexis

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Speaker 9: you can just tell us if you agree with these

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Speaker 9: Number four they say millennials are way too obsessed with

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Speaker 9: to grow up in the nineties.

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Speaker 1: Yea, Alex, I mean the nineties. I mean I get it.

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Speaker 3: He was a bragging about a time we were alive

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Speaker 9: You know, I mean every generation.

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Speaker 1: It's just like the last decade before, like cell phones

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Speaker 9: Number gen Z is upset they're saying, stop the pet warship.

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Speaker 9: Pets are nice, but they feel like millennials treat pets

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Speaker 5: I think I treat my roommates dogs like my own ship,

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Speaker 9: Okay, you're cool with that one. Number two gen Z

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Speaker 1: Well, it's obviously because you didn't have a childhood because

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Speaker 9: Number one thing that frustrates gen Z about millennials Harry Potter.

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Speaker 9: What they say, get over it. If they have to hear,

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Speaker 9: Oh I'm such a hufflepuff today from another thirty five

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Speaker 3: I love Harry Potter, but I don't say that.

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Speaker 8: I think she's an old guys, has an old lady.

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Speaker 1: for sure, have a compliment.

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Speaker 9: Stop talking this way, guys, we're turning off all the

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Speaker 9: gen zs who are listening right now. The one thing

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Speaker 9: shock color question of the day. Nothing wrong with shocking

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Speaker 9: your co workers for money, Jake. Hopefully all of the

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Speaker 10: So let's go s.

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Speaker 11: How about this? The Triple Crown is the ultimate achievement

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Speaker 11: in American horse race?

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Speaker 9: How does gen Z feel about horse racing? Like everything? Okay,

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Speaker 9: he was addressing up.

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Speaker 12: In the h well.

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Speaker 11: The Triple Crown is where one thoroughbred wins the Kentucky Derby,

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Speaker 11: on this day in nineteen forty five, the eighth horse

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Speaker 11: was Citation. Really yeah, yeah, Citation. Very boring horse name,

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Speaker 11: we're gonna play a special nay or no edition of

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Speaker 11: A twenty of twenty.

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Speaker 4: Which day is good?

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Speaker 11: Y'all? Explain broke you say at number one through twenty,

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Speaker 11: I'll give you a unique name for a famous racing horse.

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Speaker 11: We'll start with the woman who's racehorse name is Varsity Blonde.

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Speaker 11: That's acute, Alexis. How about a number eleven eleven? Alexis,

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Speaker 11: Your racing horse name is hoof Hearted. When said quickly,

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Speaker 11: it sounds like who farted? And he famously almost won

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Speaker 9: Is that anae or nay?

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Speaker 3: Okay, let's hoof Hearted Hearted?

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Speaker 4: That's really fun?

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Speaker 5: But I think so many people love it that this

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Speaker 11: That's extra, Alexis says she nailed.

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Speaker 11: Fourteen Brooke, your racehorse name is R what, best known

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Speaker 9: Is that a nay or are?

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Speaker 1: Are? I feel like all horse names are longer than are.

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Speaker 9: Yeahs for me, some of them are like full sentences.

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Speaker 1: Part though yeah.

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Speaker 4: I mean you put would you know.

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Speaker 9: How many rs?

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Speaker 11: I have five rs written after A and five RS

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Speaker 1: because it's not like a word or a phrase. Really,

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Speaker 11: Oh, Brooke said, nay R is a real horse eliminated.

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Speaker 4: It's your turn.

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Speaker 11: Eleven and fourteen are off the board.

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Speaker 4: Okay, let's go twelve then, Jose.

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Speaker 11: Your racehorse name is May the Horse Be with You?

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Speaker 11: No one word. It's a playful nod to the Star

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Speaker 3: Wow the nineties and Disney adultos.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, peak peak millennial Star Wars fans are all over

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Speaker 8: Already have any movies in the nineties, so they were

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Speaker 11: Wow, that's how you say I don't want to do

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Speaker 11: May the horse be with you?

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Speaker 9: Is a real name, Jeffrey number two.

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Speaker 4: He's on the dark side.

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Speaker 11: Your racehorse name is Oh no, it's my mother in law.

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Speaker 11: One word, Oh no, it's my mother in law. Had

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Speaker 4: We were waiting for it.

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Speaker 9: Because it's all the wealthy people that have to name

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Speaker 9: wanted to get back at his mother in law just

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Speaker 1: See, I think you wouldn't want your mother in law

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Speaker 7: That's why you wouldn't name.

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Speaker 9: Yes, I just think it's a slap in the face

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Speaker 9: to the mother in law just to have it that way.

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Speaker 9: That's why I think it's real as a.

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Speaker 4: Nice that.

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Speaker 11: I got.

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Speaker 1: All of them were real.

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Speaker 11: They were all real, and that means everybody but Brooke win.

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Speaker 9: Plenty of twenty. So Brook, you're gonna be the one

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Speaker 9: getting shocked while singing old town roads.

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Speaker 4: Still get to pick jab les.

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Speaker 1: Okay, let's go all right, Yeah, I'm gonna dig my

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Speaker 9: I was your shock collar question of the day. We

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Speaker 2: Brooking Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 9: Laser Stories right after this. It's the radio segment that's

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Speaker 9: we've got laser. Those other Slytherin sleuths just don't. This

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Speaker 9: of China. A lot of malls, hotels, and airports of escalators,

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you can heckle the actual hikers.

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Speaker 7: Turn the mountains in anything that you say, just like

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they're gonna be people going the wrong way down it,

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Speaker 9: As if you make mountains fun, people will actually go

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Speaker 9: is out of viral Valleys. Mister Beast aka Jimmy Donaldson

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Speaker 12: Yeah he is.

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Speaker 9: Surprisingly, his biggest money maker isn't content creation but chocolate.

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Speaker 4: The chocolate, so what.

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Speaker 7: Does it tast What does it taste like? Is it

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Speaker 8: It's like competing with her She's they have chocolate, they

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Speaker 7: I can't imagine what it costs to put on those.

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Speaker 9: It turns out selling chocolate is more profitable than giving

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Speaker 9: According to financial forecast, Feastables will triple in size over

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Speaker 1: In this business, who wants to Bryan Brook and Jeffrey

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Speaker 7: Know how he got that?

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Speaker 4: And I think that the cocoa.

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Speaker 7: Oh, no suppository? Like where do you put in your cereal?

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Speaker 9: Mister Beast hasn't thought of it yet, not to mention

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Speaker 4: That's going to be a trillionaire.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, he deserves it. This next laser story is out

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Speaker 9: of the study of dust. You ever watched a horse

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Speaker 9: Not jockeying the horse, phy out running it?

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Speaker 3: No, why would you think you could physically run a horse?

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Speaker 9: they could outrun a horse in a one hundred meter dash.

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Speaker 7: Maybe a lame horse.

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Speaker 4: For you're not even us saying bolt?

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Speaker 9: that's another eleven percent of people think they could outsprint

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Speaker 7: Do I think I'm the slowest person on the planet.

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Speaker 9: A hamster might be a good r What about racing

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Speaker 2: On Monday, brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 9: I want to try to ask this in a non

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Speaker 9: creepy way, a strong Let me try. Hey, you want

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Speaker 9: to make three million bucks doing something weird?

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Speaker 11: Damn it?

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Speaker 9: It sounded creepy.

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Speaker 7: I don't know. I'm still interested.

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Speaker 9: But it's not creepy. This is a legit offer that's

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Speaker 9: making news right now because NASA is putting three million

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Speaker 4: What are you trying to do to us?

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Speaker 9: They're doing it for anybody who can help them solve

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Speaker 9: and it's not a joke. We'll tell you right after this.

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Speaker 9: NASA's offering three million dollars to anyone who can fix

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Speaker 1: Okay, let's go.

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Speaker 4: I'll take the three.

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Speaker 9: Mill Brooke and Jeffrey.

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Speaker 1: In the morning, I get some duct tape over.

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Speaker 9: But this is not a joke. This is a serious

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Speaker 9: called the Luna Recycled Challenge. Oh, that sounds cool, And

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Speaker 9: surface of the Moon.

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Speaker 7: Again, did somebody step in it?

454
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Speaker 1: This is not a.

455
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Speaker 9: Joke because when Apollo astronauts went to the Moon in

456
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Speaker 9: the sixties and seventies had to dump their duty bags

457
00:22:01,560 --> 00:22:04,560
Speaker 9: on the lunar surface to lighten the weight of the spacecraft.

458
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Speaker 9: We're so American.

459
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Speaker 7: First thing, it's like not picking up after your dog

460
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Speaker 7: when you.

461
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Speaker 1: Take it there a line.

462
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Speaker 9: But now fifty years later, it's still all just sitting

463
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Speaker 9: up there. So NASA wants to do the right thing

464
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Speaker 9: and fix it.

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Speaker 1: Oh man, why do I want to get a telescope

466
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Speaker 1: out and see if I could see it?

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Speaker 9: They plan to send more people up to the Moon

468
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Speaker 9: to do something with it. Ah, they're just not exactly

469
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Speaker 9: sure what that is.

470
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Speaker 8: And it like with the atmosphere, one of oxygen in

471
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Speaker 8: the air to burn fire.

472
00:22:36,400 --> 00:22:39,840
Speaker 9: So literal rocket scientists can't figure this out.

473
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Speaker 1: They're just gonna have to open a lunar outhouse.

474
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Speaker 2: You know.

475
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Speaker 1: But then it's still on the Moon, I know, but

476
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Speaker 1: at least it's contained.

477
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Speaker 9: Okay, dig a hole and put it in there, and

478
00:22:51,800 --> 00:22:57,320
Speaker 9: you're like, oh, I dropped my phone. Yeah there's no gravity.

479
00:22:57,920 --> 00:23:00,560
Speaker 9: But yeah, if little rocket scientists came figure it out,

480
00:23:00,560 --> 00:23:02,800
Speaker 9: I'm sure some average joe can do it.

481
00:23:02,920 --> 00:23:05,360
Speaker 7: There's someone running a honeybucket. That's got a solution.

482
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Speaker 9: If you can solve it, that's three million dollars in

483
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Speaker 9: your pocket.

484
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Speaker 4: Imagine the view taking.

485
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Speaker 9: But believe it or not, cleaning up astroturds isn't the

486
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Speaker 9: craziest way that somebody's gotten insanely rich. A recent survey

487
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Speaker 9: found other bizarre methods people have used to make themselves

488
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Speaker 9: a lot of money. Let's go these are also real stories.

489
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Speaker 9: A decade ago, my cousin recorded the sound of his

490
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Speaker 9: fan blowing for eight hours. Now he's got over a

491
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Speaker 9: billion views on his White Noise YouTube video and it's

492
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Speaker 9: one of the top podcasts on Spotify. He brings in

493
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Speaker 9: twenty k a week.

494
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Speaker 8: I gonna say like millions of dollars being made there.

495
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Speaker 1: Thought about the people who actually made the sound for

496
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Speaker 1: White Noise, Like how easy you just go to your

497
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Speaker 1: grandma's house and turn on her black and white TV

498
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Speaker 1: and stick a recorded to it.

499
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Speaker 9: Seriously. Another one says a friend of mine once struck

500
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Speaker 9: it rich overnight by selling designer pet rocks online because

501
00:24:09,440 --> 00:24:15,280
Speaker 9: they made them with little outfits and backstories. Yeah, it

502
00:24:15,400 --> 00:24:19,840
Speaker 9: was a weird, wild idea, but surprisingly it actually took.

503
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Speaker 1: Off, especially if you can like have different outfits for

504
00:24:24,119 --> 00:24:24,920
Speaker 1: different days of the week.

505
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Speaker 9: For another, one says, my brother's friend worked minimum wage jobs.

506
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Speaker 9: Then he and his wife started buying lube in large

507
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Speaker 9: quantities from overseas.

508
00:24:34,760 --> 00:24:36,320
Speaker 7: That's gonna look weird to the neighbors.

509
00:24:36,480 --> 00:24:40,360
Speaker 9: Yeah, they repackaged it in much smaller quantities and resold

510
00:24:40,359 --> 00:24:44,120
Speaker 9: it on Amazon. Just classic middleman stuff. But they made

511
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Speaker 9: so much money they quit their day jobs and haven't

512
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Speaker 9: looked back.

513
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Speaker 1: That's amazing.

514
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Speaker 5: God, do you tell people you're a loop sales couple.

515
00:24:53,440 --> 00:24:54,240
Speaker 7: You're an entrepreneur?

516
00:24:54,480 --> 00:24:57,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, one of those that you leave it Jeff keeping

517
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Speaker 1: them in business.

518
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Speaker 9: No comment on it. We're looking at a survey that

519
00:25:01,080 --> 00:25:03,800
Speaker 9: found the craziest and weirdest ways people managed to make

520
00:25:03,840 --> 00:25:06,760
Speaker 9: themselves rich. This one says my friend and his brother

521
00:25:06,920 --> 00:25:10,160
Speaker 9: developed an online game where two cowboys walk away from

522
00:25:10,160 --> 00:25:12,959
Speaker 9: each other, then turn around and shoot and one does.

523
00:25:13,840 --> 00:25:17,360
Speaker 9: The game was fully automated. All you do is bet

524
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Speaker 9: money on who you think will win. If you get

525
00:25:20,680 --> 00:25:24,560
Speaker 9: it right, you almost double it with five percent going

526
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Speaker 9: to the house.

527
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Speaker 1: Oh my god, so he's making time.

528
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Speaker 9: He says. They got unfathomably rich.

529
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Speaker 1: Oh, it's you don't do anything after you just create

530
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Speaker 1: this simple game, he says.

531
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Speaker 9: Saw him race sports cars all around the world. Last

532
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Speaker 9: time I checked, though, they went to prison for tax framt.

533
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Speaker 7: Well, more problems.

534
00:25:49,359 --> 00:25:52,720
Speaker 9: If you're rich, you don't deserve to pay those taxes. Anyway,

535
00:25:52,960 --> 00:25:55,520
Speaker 9: This one says took a business class in college and

536
00:25:55,600 --> 00:25:57,359
Speaker 9: one of the assignments was to come up with a

537
00:25:57,440 --> 00:26:01,840
Speaker 9: ridiculous fake business. Okay, yeah, one of my classmates decided

538
00:26:02,119 --> 00:26:07,640
Speaker 9: he was going to sell tumbleweeds. Then actually followed through

539
00:26:07,680 --> 00:26:11,080
Speaker 9: with the idea. He takes a van out to the desert,

540
00:26:11,200 --> 00:26:16,600
Speaker 9: collects tumbleweeds and sold them to Hollywood movie studios. Eventually

541
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Speaker 9: he became the number one tumbleweed provider to studios all

542
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Speaker 9: around the world, shipping tumbleweeds globally.

543
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Speaker 4: And I'm gonna start making anvils.

544
00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:30,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, you have to pay for those tumbleweeds are free.

545
00:26:30,520 --> 00:26:32,959
Speaker 1: You need to like start making sticks or something that

546
00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:33,440
Speaker 1: they use.

547
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Speaker 4: And yeah, you know nobody.

548
00:26:36,200 --> 00:26:40,920
Speaker 9: Yeah, we were looking at a survey that found the craziest,

549
00:26:40,960 --> 00:26:44,360
Speaker 9: weirdest ways people managed to make themselves rich. Another person said,

550
00:26:44,400 --> 00:26:47,080
Speaker 9: my neighbors kids started buying all the domain names in

551
00:26:47,080 --> 00:26:49,120
Speaker 9: the town where I sold real estate. This was back

552
00:26:49,160 --> 00:26:49,960
Speaker 9: in two thousand.

553
00:26:50,680 --> 00:26:52,840
Speaker 8: I remember a lot of people were buying domain names

554
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Speaker 8: and stuff.

555
00:26:53,200 --> 00:26:57,680
Speaker 1: We know someone remember, yeah, because that was their initials.

556
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Speaker 9: Yeah, was like war is that I didn't really understand

557
00:27:02,160 --> 00:27:05,119
Speaker 9: why I should care about any of that. Long story short,

558
00:27:05,280 --> 00:27:07,879
Speaker 9: go Daddy bought out this twelve year old kid for

559
00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:12,560
Speaker 9: two million dollars. WHOA. I still see him on Facebook

560
00:27:12,600 --> 00:27:14,840
Speaker 9: traveling around the world doing all kinds of cool stuff.

561
00:27:14,840 --> 00:27:16,240
Speaker 9: He's thirty five years old.

562
00:27:16,280 --> 00:27:18,760
Speaker 1: Now, why wasn't I paid attention in two thousand?

563
00:27:19,080 --> 00:27:22,240
Speaker 9: Yeah, dang it, We're talking about the craziest, weirdest ways

564
00:27:22,240 --> 00:27:25,280
Speaker 9: people managed to make themselves rich. One says a guy

565
00:27:25,320 --> 00:27:27,919
Speaker 9: I knew worked at a precision molding company. He had

566
00:27:27,920 --> 00:27:30,080
Speaker 9: an idea for a new plastic bottle that could sit

567
00:27:30,200 --> 00:27:33,960
Speaker 9: upside down. He got a patent and at first design

568
00:27:34,040 --> 00:27:35,040
Speaker 9: one for shampoo.

569
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Speaker 2: Yeah.

570
00:27:35,720 --> 00:27:39,160
Speaker 9: Then in nineteen ninety one, Hines approached him to use

571
00:27:39,200 --> 00:27:40,440
Speaker 9: his design.

572
00:27:40,480 --> 00:27:42,199
Speaker 7: Bottle upside down bottle.

573
00:27:42,280 --> 00:27:45,879
Speaker 9: Do more than seventy five percent of all ketchup squeezes

574
00:27:46,119 --> 00:27:48,200
Speaker 9: come from his inverted design?

575
00:27:48,760 --> 00:27:49,119
Speaker 12: Smart?

576
00:27:49,320 --> 00:27:52,800
Speaker 9: Yeah, brilliant, And finally, one says in the nineties, I

577
00:27:52,880 --> 00:27:54,879
Speaker 9: knew a guy who placed an ad in the classified

578
00:27:54,920 --> 00:27:58,359
Speaker 9: section of the newspaper that said something like, for ten bucks,

579
00:27:58,440 --> 00:28:01,480
Speaker 9: I'll tell you my secret to make easy money. Send

580
00:28:01,480 --> 00:28:04,680
Speaker 9: ten dollars cash to this address to find out how

581
00:28:04,960 --> 00:28:08,560
Speaker 9: a people felt there. Literally, hundreds and hundreds of people

582
00:28:08,560 --> 00:28:11,960
Speaker 9: would send him ten dollars and then he just instruct

583
00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:15,920
Speaker 9: them to place their own classified doing the same thing.

584
00:28:19,440 --> 00:28:22,480
Speaker 9: Those are the craziest ways people have managed to make

585
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Speaker 9: themselves a giant fortune. Your phone TAP's coming up right

586
00:28:25,920 --> 00:28:26,360
Speaker 9: after this.

587
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Speaker 2: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

588
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Speaker 9: A lot of times when you hear us do these

589
00:28:30,720 --> 00:28:33,080
Speaker 9: prank calls on the show, we're trying to get under

590
00:28:33,080 --> 00:28:36,680
Speaker 9: people's skin. Yeah, to frustrate them, push them to the edge.

591
00:28:37,040 --> 00:28:39,200
Speaker 9: So how does it happen where the guy we call

592
00:28:39,360 --> 00:28:42,760
Speaker 9: is so clueless and unassuming we end up being the

593
00:28:42,800 --> 00:28:46,520
Speaker 9: ones frustrated with Oh God, I love it? Or should

594
00:28:46,520 --> 00:28:49,719
Speaker 9: I say jose In the World of Clover former Black

595
00:28:49,720 --> 00:28:53,520
Speaker 9: Ops m I six and his mission definitely did not

596
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Speaker 9: go as plan. In your brand new phone tap right now,

597
00:28:57,120 --> 00:28:58,320
Speaker 9: it's another tap?

598
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Speaker 15: Hello, oy?

599
00:29:04,440 --> 00:29:05,360
Speaker 10: Is this shown.

600
00:29:07,400 --> 00:29:09,680
Speaker 15: Speaking? Who's this mean?

601
00:29:09,760 --> 00:29:12,840
Speaker 10: Names? Frank but me? Might's call me Chrome? Want me

602
00:29:12,840 --> 00:29:18,800
Speaker 10: your head a pardon for Saturday? The The what the

603
00:29:18,880 --> 00:29:22,480
Speaker 10: helly Tour yeah, for Saturday. Two passengers.

604
00:29:23,320 --> 00:29:29,880
Speaker 15: Oh you're in right helicopter helicopter. Yeah, as we booked

605
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Speaker 15: the helicopter tour.

606
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Speaker 10: You have a bit slow.

607
00:29:32,880 --> 00:29:35,200
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm sorry.

608
00:29:35,280 --> 00:29:38,120
Speaker 15: I just I couldn't understand you. I apologize.

609
00:29:38,480 --> 00:29:42,600
Speaker 10: What's your experience in these types of airborne missions.

610
00:29:44,040 --> 00:29:47,760
Speaker 14: Well, my wife and I are just in town visiting.

611
00:29:48,160 --> 00:29:51,400
Speaker 14: We've we've never done a helicopter tour of anything before,

612
00:29:51,520 --> 00:29:54,920
Speaker 14: so so we thought it'd be a fun way to

613
00:29:54,960 --> 00:29:55,720
Speaker 14: see the city.

614
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Speaker 10: Say the city wink. Oh my gotcha. That's a good cover.

615
00:30:03,400 --> 00:30:07,000
Speaker 15: Yeah, yeah, you know, we just heard it's beautiful.

616
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Speaker 10: He seemed like a funny guy. I haven't had a

617
00:30:10,200 --> 00:30:12,760
Speaker 10: comedian on the squad since I was tracking an arms

618
00:30:12,840 --> 00:30:16,160
Speaker 10: much in Croatia. And he didn't make me laugh.

619
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Speaker 15: Oh, you do tourism in Croatia.

620
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Speaker 10: That's fun. It was fun at all. Can you see

621
00:30:23,760 --> 00:30:24,680
Speaker 10: the things I've seen?

622
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Speaker 13: Mate?

623
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Speaker 10: You don't even say the word fun, even though I

624
00:30:28,080 --> 00:30:28,640
Speaker 10: just said it.

625
00:30:29,160 --> 00:30:33,160
Speaker 15: Well, I'm glad you moved to where we are. I

626
00:30:33,200 --> 00:30:34,480
Speaker 15: guess all right.

627
00:30:34,520 --> 00:30:37,120
Speaker 10: Enough small talk. Tell me about your partner.

628
00:30:38,800 --> 00:30:43,920
Speaker 15: Uh. Well, Valerie is my wife. We've been married for

629
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Speaker 15: almost two years. No kids, but we do have a

630
00:30:48,720 --> 00:30:51,560
Speaker 15: golden lab at home named Noodle.

631
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Speaker 10: Oh you should have brought him at home. Could have

632
00:30:54,640 --> 00:30:56,400
Speaker 10: using a tack dog where we're headed.

633
00:30:57,320 --> 00:31:02,000
Speaker 15: Oh no, he's not an attack dog. He likes frisbee.

634
00:31:02,840 --> 00:31:05,760
Speaker 10: Well, speaking of things flying, do the hair. You're gonna

635
00:31:05,760 --> 00:31:07,920
Speaker 10: need to make the drop when I give the green light.

636
00:31:08,240 --> 00:31:11,720
Speaker 10: It's a small window. No time for body Wallack's all right,

637
00:31:12,240 --> 00:31:14,160
Speaker 10: get in, get out, get it done.

638
00:31:15,600 --> 00:31:16,120
Speaker 15: Excuse me.

639
00:31:16,560 --> 00:31:18,560
Speaker 10: Now, Look, there's gonna be your eyes on this bird.

640
00:31:18,720 --> 00:31:21,440
Speaker 10: So once we're airborne, you and your partner need to

641
00:31:21,480 --> 00:31:25,520
Speaker 10: act like tourists. Heads low, don't draw any suspicion.

642
00:31:25,640 --> 00:31:30,640
Speaker 14: Copy We are tourists, actually right, sure you are?

643
00:31:31,120 --> 00:31:36,120
Speaker 10: You know I'm GGI indeed. Oh hey, do you have

644
00:31:36,160 --> 00:31:39,160
Speaker 10: any questions for me? Because you should, mate.

645
00:31:39,600 --> 00:31:43,840
Speaker 15: No, I'm bringing my nikon and I was wondering can

646
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Speaker 15: you get some good photos from the helicopter.

647
00:31:46,560 --> 00:31:48,960
Speaker 10: Listen, once we fly, already antenna on the top of

648
00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:52,120
Speaker 10: the Royker building. You'll kick open the door in a hellie,

649
00:31:52,480 --> 00:31:55,400
Speaker 10: take the package out from under your seat and make

650
00:31:55,440 --> 00:31:57,320
Speaker 10: the drop and we're gonna be belly up.

651
00:31:57,480 --> 00:32:04,600
Speaker 15: Whiskey tango, Well, Valini don't drink, so no whiskey for us.

652
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Speaker 6: Thanks, wait a tick.

653
00:32:06,800 --> 00:32:08,840
Speaker 10: You're playing a role of a tour. It's a little

654
00:32:08,880 --> 00:32:11,520
Speaker 10: too well, right now, what's the code.

655
00:32:11,200 --> 00:32:17,600
Speaker 15: Word the the Oh you mean the confirmation number? Hold on,

656
00:32:17,720 --> 00:32:20,480
Speaker 15: hold on, I got no, I have that right here.

657
00:32:20,560 --> 00:32:22,560
Speaker 10: Not the confirmation the code word.

658
00:32:23,280 --> 00:32:25,640
Speaker 15: Yeah, I think it's in my fanny pack. Jes give

659
00:32:25,640 --> 00:32:26,200
Speaker 15: me a second.

660
00:32:26,240 --> 00:32:28,800
Speaker 10: I'll forget that. I need to know who you work for.

661
00:32:29,560 --> 00:32:30,560
Speaker 15: Who do I work for?

662
00:32:31,920 --> 00:32:32,480
Speaker 6: Insurance?

663
00:32:33,080 --> 00:32:36,560
Speaker 15: I'm a rep. Do you you need coverage on a home,

664
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Speaker 15: boat or auto?

665
00:32:38,200 --> 00:32:41,560
Speaker 10: No, you're gonna need life insurance. Okay if you don't

666
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Speaker 10: give me the code word in the next five seconds.

667
00:32:44,120 --> 00:32:47,960
Speaker 15: Oh no, I'm actually covered on life insurance through my

668
00:32:48,120 --> 00:32:48,880
Speaker 15: work policy.

669
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Speaker 10: So I knew I recognized that voice. Your code name

670
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Speaker 10: red Wolf, won't you?

671
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Speaker 15: I'm sorry?

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Speaker 10: What I remember you from an Tussan on a Russian

673
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Speaker 10: express train through so I be what good times?

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Speaker 15: I think you've got the long person. This is the

675
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Speaker 15: helicopter tours right.

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00:33:11,240 --> 00:33:14,480
Speaker 10: No, mate, this is a prank phone call. It's broken

677
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Speaker 10: Jeffrey in the morning. It's what It's a prank And

678
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Speaker 10: even though I'd like it to be, this isn't my

679
00:33:21,680 --> 00:33:22,520
Speaker 10: real voice.

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00:33:22,880 --> 00:33:23,560
Speaker 9: This is.

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00:33:25,920 --> 00:33:28,880
Speaker 8: What my name's jose from the radioto Brook and Jeffrey

682
00:33:28,880 --> 00:33:29,360
Speaker 8: in the morning.

683
00:33:29,560 --> 00:33:31,440
Speaker 4: Your wife set you up for a phone tap.

684
00:33:31,640 --> 00:33:36,080
Speaker 15: Oh ned, that's did not see that coming.

685
00:33:36,560 --> 00:33:39,440
Speaker 10: But for the record, reach under your seat during the

686
00:33:39,480 --> 00:33:42,040
Speaker 10: helly tour and if there is a package, grab it,

687
00:33:42,280 --> 00:33:44,040
Speaker 10: grab a parachute and just jump out.

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00:33:44,080 --> 00:33:47,600
Speaker 6: All right, Well do fun?

689
00:33:46,640 --> 00:33:52,200
Speaker 2: I wake up every morning was phone taps weekday mornings

690
00:33:52,200 --> 00:33:54,959
Speaker 2: on the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

691
00:33:56,280 --> 00:34:00,320
Speaker 9: For sure. The most annoying part of dating apps isn't

692
00:34:00,320 --> 00:34:05,160
Speaker 9: the constant scrolling, or the inappropriate DMS, or even coming

693
00:34:05,200 --> 00:34:10,680
Speaker 9: across Brook's secret cougar match profile again again and again.

694
00:34:10,719 --> 00:34:12,160
Speaker 4: The job boys don't get bit.

695
00:34:14,440 --> 00:34:18,200
Speaker 9: It's all the wasted energy that you put in getting

696
00:34:18,200 --> 00:34:22,840
Speaker 9: to know somebody really, really well, only to never actually

697
00:34:22,920 --> 00:34:24,160
Speaker 9: meet up with them in person.

698
00:34:25,120 --> 00:34:32,359
Speaker 7: So frustrating. I mean it sounds like it's well.

699
00:34:32,400 --> 00:34:34,919
Speaker 9: Our listener on the phone says he's been there too

700
00:34:35,040 --> 00:34:38,600
Speaker 9: many times and now he has a method to eliminate

701
00:34:38,680 --> 00:34:41,560
Speaker 9: that headache and get right to the good stuff. You're

702
00:34:41,600 --> 00:34:44,200
Speaker 9: gonna hear it in a brand new second date update

703
00:34:44,440 --> 00:34:49,520
Speaker 9: right after this second dat update. If you ask me

704
00:34:49,880 --> 00:34:52,880
Speaker 9: and Brook, you'll probably agree with this. The dating world

705
00:34:53,040 --> 00:34:56,480
Speaker 9: needs more ultimatums no.

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00:34:56,120 --> 00:34:59,400
Speaker 1: Job, Yes, no, ultimatums are not ever good.

707
00:35:00,200 --> 00:35:02,840
Speaker 9: I think maybe we need them because the more listeners

708
00:35:02,880 --> 00:35:08,120
Speaker 9: we talk to, everybody seems so indecisive, so wishy washy, like,

709
00:35:08,280 --> 00:35:12,000
Speaker 9: oh maybe i'll date her, or maybe that other hot girl,

710
00:35:12,280 --> 00:35:14,719
Speaker 9: or maybe I'll just stick with my wife. I don't

711
00:35:14,719 --> 00:35:19,480
Speaker 9: really know the fence here. Yeah, ultimatum suddenly sounding good?

712
00:35:20,320 --> 00:35:22,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, they stick to your wife?

713
00:35:22,440 --> 00:35:24,680
Speaker 4: Like, what is happening the ultimating?

714
00:35:24,760 --> 00:35:28,279
Speaker 9: That's why I appreciate somebody who's actually willing to lay

715
00:35:28,320 --> 00:35:30,719
Speaker 9: all their cards down on the table and say this

716
00:35:30,920 --> 00:35:33,799
Speaker 9: is it? Take it or leave it? And apparently that's

717
00:35:33,840 --> 00:35:40,000
Speaker 9: how our listener, Dustin rolls ultimatum style. Well that's the

718
00:35:40,080 --> 00:35:42,720
Speaker 9: vibe I got from his email, Dustin, Welcome to the show.

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00:35:43,400 --> 00:35:44,560
Speaker 15: Hey, how's it going guys?

720
00:35:44,719 --> 00:35:47,600
Speaker 1: Hey you sound like such a nice guy for being

721
00:35:47,640 --> 00:35:49,600
Speaker 1: such a badass ultimatum maker.

722
00:35:49,920 --> 00:35:52,200
Speaker 9: Yeah, tell me if I was wrong. But it sounds

723
00:35:52,239 --> 00:35:53,919
Speaker 9: like you like to play the dating game a little

724
00:35:53,920 --> 00:35:54,919
Speaker 9: bit more straightforward.

725
00:35:55,520 --> 00:35:57,920
Speaker 6: Yeah, totally, let's go, man. I mean I don't have

726
00:35:58,040 --> 00:35:58,759
Speaker 6: that much time.

727
00:35:58,880 --> 00:36:02,799
Speaker 13: Lest Im not going to sit there next all day.

728
00:36:03,600 --> 00:36:05,040
Speaker 9: I want to do you do this.

729
00:36:05,160 --> 00:36:06,120
Speaker 6: Here's my new rule.

730
00:36:06,160 --> 00:36:08,200
Speaker 13: Now, when I talk to people, it's like, if I

731
00:36:08,200 --> 00:36:10,520
Speaker 13: don't meet up with them right away, it pretty.

732
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Speaker 6: Much just kind of sizzles out.

733
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Speaker 1: Okay, I mean I can see how that could happen.

734
00:36:14,640 --> 00:36:17,239
Speaker 9: If you don't do that, you'll get strung along for

735
00:36:17,400 --> 00:36:20,320
Speaker 9: weeks and months and maybe never even dating that person.

736
00:36:20,600 --> 00:36:22,600
Speaker 1: What is right away to you? What does that mean?

737
00:36:23,280 --> 00:36:25,880
Speaker 13: Yeah? I think like forty eight to seventy two hours,

738
00:36:25,880 --> 00:36:27,640
Speaker 13: we should at least have like some kind of plan

739
00:36:27,760 --> 00:36:29,520
Speaker 13: to hang out. But like if that plan is not

740
00:36:29,719 --> 00:36:31,799
Speaker 13: established and it's probably never going to work out.

741
00:36:31,880 --> 00:36:33,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's actually kind of a rule.

742
00:36:34,080 --> 00:36:37,600
Speaker 1: I kind of like that rule, Like it's respecting everybody's time.

743
00:36:37,880 --> 00:36:40,719
Speaker 9: Yeah, dating runs on deadlines, and so that's good. Jesse,

744
00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:43,319
Speaker 9: you gave Jessica the dating deadline?

745
00:36:43,719 --> 00:36:44,520
Speaker 6: Well, I don't know.

746
00:36:44,600 --> 00:36:46,920
Speaker 13: She I ended up just getting her number and then

747
00:36:47,160 --> 00:36:50,280
Speaker 13: I pretty much like kind of took the conversation elsewhere

748
00:36:50,280 --> 00:36:52,799
Speaker 13: off the app and then started texting from there.

749
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Speaker 5: I feel like that's an important step because otherwise the app,

750
00:36:55,120 --> 00:36:57,480
Speaker 5: you don't open it, you know, you don't reply, Yeah.

751
00:36:57,719 --> 00:37:01,160
Speaker 9: I don't check this person. So once it got off

752
00:37:01,200 --> 00:37:03,800
Speaker 9: of the apps, how did you and Jessica vibe.

753
00:37:03,719 --> 00:37:05,040
Speaker 6: She's really really funny.

754
00:37:05,080 --> 00:37:07,640
Speaker 13: So she pretty much was just saying like, hey, long

755
00:37:07,680 --> 00:37:08,600
Speaker 13: time no chat.

756
00:37:09,840 --> 00:37:13,040
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, did you turn it into an in person

757
00:37:13,120 --> 00:37:13,960
Speaker 1: date pretty quickly?

758
00:37:14,520 --> 00:37:14,719
Speaker 15: Yeah?

759
00:37:14,760 --> 00:37:19,560
Speaker 13: We went out for pizza. I love pizza. Oh you

760
00:37:19,600 --> 00:37:21,440
Speaker 13: want to know the crazy part about that?

761
00:37:21,800 --> 00:37:24,239
Speaker 7: Yes, that's the only part I want to know.

762
00:37:26,120 --> 00:37:27,640
Speaker 9: Wet's start with the crazy part first.

763
00:37:27,719 --> 00:37:28,160
Speaker 4: Start there.

764
00:37:28,680 --> 00:37:31,759
Speaker 13: She looked really different from the photos that one on

765
00:37:31,760 --> 00:37:32,360
Speaker 13: the profile.

766
00:37:34,120 --> 00:37:37,280
Speaker 6: Different, not like a cat fish.

767
00:37:37,320 --> 00:37:40,200
Speaker 13: I mean she was still like super cute, like for sure,

768
00:37:40,960 --> 00:37:43,760
Speaker 13: but like different different like different.

769
00:37:44,120 --> 00:37:49,000
Speaker 1: Okay, No, do you mean like she colored her hair

770
00:37:49,080 --> 00:37:50,239
Speaker 1: a different color.

771
00:37:50,200 --> 00:37:52,600
Speaker 4: Maybe a full face tattoo that wasn't there before.

772
00:37:53,520 --> 00:37:55,279
Speaker 13: No, nothing like that, but that would have been like

773
00:37:55,320 --> 00:37:59,799
Speaker 13: totally cool overall.

774
00:38:00,360 --> 00:38:02,480
Speaker 9: You liked what you saw in person?

775
00:38:03,080 --> 00:38:06,080
Speaker 13: Yeah, she was cute. It was just different than what

776
00:38:06,120 --> 00:38:09,759
Speaker 13: I expected. But could this be my perspective? A lot

777
00:38:09,760 --> 00:38:12,600
Speaker 13: of the photos she had she was wearing sunglasses, so

778
00:38:12,640 --> 00:38:14,080
Speaker 13: you could be misjudged through that.

779
00:38:14,360 --> 00:38:18,240
Speaker 9: Oh yeah, sunglasses now cover like seventy percent of the face,

780
00:38:19,280 --> 00:38:21,720
Speaker 9: tell who they are. So now that we've covered the crazy,

781
00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:25,160
Speaker 9: there's no eyes. Yeah that part. Now that we've covered

782
00:38:25,200 --> 00:38:27,040
Speaker 9: all the crazy parts of the date, bring us to

783
00:38:27,120 --> 00:38:29,600
Speaker 9: the boring, you know, mushy stuff. Oh yeah, yeah, that's

784
00:38:29,640 --> 00:38:31,560
Speaker 9: my favorite. Jose wants to know how the rest of

785
00:38:31,600 --> 00:38:32,120
Speaker 9: the date went.

786
00:38:32,480 --> 00:38:34,560
Speaker 13: Everything was normal about the date, but then there was

787
00:38:34,600 --> 00:38:36,960
Speaker 13: like this one part that was really weird.

788
00:38:37,400 --> 00:38:39,120
Speaker 9: Oh okay, going back to crazy again.

789
00:38:39,480 --> 00:38:41,960
Speaker 13: It wasn't like super crazy, but it was just like

790
00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:45,040
Speaker 13: one of those another different things than I thought.

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00:38:45,320 --> 00:38:46,920
Speaker 1: Okay, what happened?

792
00:38:47,520 --> 00:38:51,320
Speaker 13: Well, on her profile, like she talks about like pilates,

793
00:38:51,360 --> 00:38:53,480
Speaker 13: and a bunch of like pilates stuff.

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00:38:53,280 --> 00:38:54,160
Speaker 6: Is on her profile.

795
00:38:54,160 --> 00:38:57,719
Speaker 13: All right, Yeah, so I was kind of I thought

796
00:38:57,760 --> 00:39:00,000
Speaker 13: that was kind of cool about her. But every time

797
00:39:00,040 --> 00:39:02,560
Speaker 13: and I would talk to her about pilates, I swear

798
00:39:02,640 --> 00:39:06,400
Speaker 13: she would just kept redirecting the conversation into something else.

799
00:39:06,880 --> 00:39:07,920
Speaker 4: Huh.

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00:39:08,560 --> 00:39:11,000
Speaker 1: So it's either, like, you know, it feels like she

801
00:39:11,080 --> 00:39:13,759
Speaker 1: either lied on her bio or you're talking to a

802
00:39:13,840 --> 00:39:15,720
Speaker 1: different person than what you're thinking.

803
00:39:15,960 --> 00:39:20,359
Speaker 3: That's what I think. But I mean, are you confusing girls.

804
00:39:20,160 --> 00:39:22,520
Speaker 9: About Alexis you put stuff in your profile that you

805
00:39:22,560 --> 00:39:25,719
Speaker 9: don't actually care much about. It's more of like a

806
00:39:25,840 --> 00:39:26,800
Speaker 9: I love sports.

807
00:39:27,560 --> 00:39:28,200
Speaker 3: I do like.

808
00:39:31,560 --> 00:39:34,319
Speaker 1: A collegiate athlete, more athletic than you.

809
00:39:34,480 --> 00:39:34,719
Speaker 7: Jack.

810
00:39:34,760 --> 00:39:37,520
Speaker 9: But she also says that she enjoys baseball, even though

811
00:39:37,560 --> 00:39:38,960
Speaker 9: she thinks it has a half time in.

812
00:39:39,360 --> 00:39:44,440
Speaker 8: Enjoy half times in the game, not halftime after instruction,

813
00:39:44,520 --> 00:39:45,359
Speaker 8: the second inning job.

814
00:39:47,440 --> 00:39:50,680
Speaker 9: I'm just saying maybe she isn't fully into pilates as

815
00:39:50,760 --> 00:39:51,760
Speaker 9: much as she claims.

816
00:39:51,760 --> 00:39:55,120
Speaker 3: On says easier prop to put on there, And I.

817
00:39:55,080 --> 00:39:57,719
Speaker 1: Will say there is. There is a phenomenon right now

818
00:39:57,760 --> 00:40:00,000
Speaker 1: that if you aren't a die hard fan of something

819
00:40:00,040 --> 00:40:01,600
Speaker 1: and you're not allowed to say that you like it.

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00:40:03,840 --> 00:40:06,480
Speaker 9: How long has it been since you last spoke to Jessica.

821
00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:08,520
Speaker 6: It's been like six days.

822
00:40:09,080 --> 00:40:11,000
Speaker 1: Oh no, which is a long time. When you were

823
00:40:11,040 --> 00:40:14,040
Speaker 1: moving so quick, you know, you had a pacing going,

824
00:40:14,120 --> 00:40:14,760
Speaker 1: and it's dead.

825
00:40:15,200 --> 00:40:17,560
Speaker 13: I don't understand because we both had such a great time.

826
00:40:17,640 --> 00:40:19,840
Speaker 13: She said she had a great time. I had a time.

827
00:40:20,120 --> 00:40:20,359
Speaker 10: You know.

828
00:40:21,120 --> 00:40:23,120
Speaker 9: Let's try and keep the great times going. And we

829
00:40:23,320 --> 00:40:27,040
Speaker 9: come back and we give this girl another ultimatum, and

830
00:40:29,280 --> 00:40:31,799
Speaker 9: I am, it's either go out with Dustin now or

831
00:40:31,960 --> 00:40:32,720
Speaker 9: lose him forever.

832
00:40:33,280 --> 00:40:38,839
Speaker 16: That's always the like, Yeah, that's it just sounds more

833
00:40:38,880 --> 00:40:42,239
Speaker 16: scary if you say, ultimatum, We're gonna come back and

834
00:40:42,239 --> 00:40:44,520
Speaker 16: do it with your second date right after this hold on.

835
00:40:47,840 --> 00:40:51,280
Speaker 9: Today's second date update begs the question can you fully

836
00:40:51,480 --> 00:40:56,319
Speaker 9: trust what you see in someone's dating profile, because our

837
00:40:56,360 --> 00:40:58,719
Speaker 9: listener Dustin met up with a woman from Bumble who

838
00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:00,920
Speaker 9: looked a little differer than her picture.

839
00:41:01,239 --> 00:41:02,880
Speaker 1: Not bad though, just different.

840
00:41:03,080 --> 00:41:05,640
Speaker 9: Yeah, like a good, good different. And even though her

841
00:41:05,680 --> 00:41:08,680
Speaker 9: bio talked about pilates a lot, she didn't really want

842
00:41:08,719 --> 00:41:11,600
Speaker 9: to discuss it much on their date, which is kind

843
00:41:11,600 --> 00:41:14,800
Speaker 9: of strange. But to be fair, my old dating profile

844
00:41:14,880 --> 00:41:17,839
Speaker 9: said I'm Jewish, but any woman who met up with

845
00:41:17,880 --> 00:41:21,600
Speaker 9: me would discover I'm not kosher and not good with money,

846
00:41:21,920 --> 00:41:25,239
Speaker 9: so probably equally confusing that.

847
00:41:25,239 --> 00:41:27,120
Speaker 1: That's a really good point, Jeff.

848
00:41:27,040 --> 00:41:29,719
Speaker 9: Yeah, I mean you can't trust it fully from the

849
00:41:29,800 --> 00:41:33,640
Speaker 9: dating profile. The good news is Dustin, despite the differences,

850
00:41:33,960 --> 00:41:36,200
Speaker 9: really had a good time with her. Yeah, it felt

851
00:41:36,200 --> 00:41:38,439
Speaker 9: like they vibed in ways he hasn't in the two

852
00:41:38,600 --> 00:41:40,760
Speaker 9: years that he has spent on this happ before.

853
00:41:40,840 --> 00:41:42,560
Speaker 1: God, I really want this to work out for you,

854
00:41:42,800 --> 00:41:45,319
Speaker 1: justin just because you have put in the time and

855
00:41:45,360 --> 00:41:47,400
Speaker 1: the effort and you seem like a good guy.

856
00:41:47,640 --> 00:41:50,160
Speaker 13: Yeah, thanks a lot, Broke, I really do appreciate that

857
00:41:50,280 --> 00:41:50,640
Speaker 13: about you.

858
00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:53,799
Speaker 9: Yeah, oh, you appreciate that she compliments you well, her

859
00:41:53,840 --> 00:41:56,879
Speaker 9: her fingers are crossed right now when she said that, So.

860
00:41:57,160 --> 00:41:59,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, you wanted to tell everybody everything.

861
00:42:00,040 --> 00:42:02,680
Speaker 9: Okay, I feel like there is some part of Brook

862
00:42:02,719 --> 00:42:04,080
Speaker 9: that really is rooting for you today.

863
00:42:04,520 --> 00:42:05,480
Speaker 4: Ye am.

864
00:42:05,520 --> 00:42:07,120
Speaker 1: I think this is going to be a simple like

865
00:42:07,239 --> 00:42:09,000
Speaker 1: miscommunication or something, you know.

866
00:42:09,680 --> 00:42:11,839
Speaker 13: I mean, yeah, possibly, I mean, I don't know. As

867
00:42:11,840 --> 00:42:13,479
Speaker 13: long as you guys get me another date.

868
00:42:13,719 --> 00:42:16,120
Speaker 9: Yeah, all right, all right, Well, let's style Jessica right now.

869
00:42:16,120 --> 00:42:18,400
Speaker 9: We'll see if she picks up and hopefully has a

870
00:42:18,480 --> 00:42:21,439
Speaker 9: simple explanation for why she hasn't hit you back calling

871
00:42:21,480 --> 00:42:33,320
Speaker 9: her right now? Here we go, Hello, Hey is this Jessica?

872
00:42:34,640 --> 00:42:35,920
Speaker 12: Yeah?

873
00:42:35,960 --> 00:42:40,080
Speaker 9: Hey, Joe, She's so cute. I know, it's so nice

874
00:42:40,080 --> 00:42:42,960
Speaker 9: to talk to someone who's like positive and perky. When

875
00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:45,320
Speaker 9: we're talk to them. Because we're doing a second Date Update,

876
00:42:45,440 --> 00:42:45,719
Speaker 9: most of.

877
00:42:45,719 --> 00:42:47,080
Speaker 4: Our listeners are like, who is this?

878
00:42:47,400 --> 00:42:49,720
Speaker 1: Yeah?

879
00:42:49,840 --> 00:42:52,719
Speaker 15: I'm sorry? What? Yeah?

880
00:42:52,760 --> 00:42:54,880
Speaker 9: Sorry, we threw a lot at you. We're a radio

881
00:42:54,920 --> 00:42:57,160
Speaker 9: show called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning, which you're

882
00:42:57,160 --> 00:43:03,240
Speaker 9: on right now. Congratulations, Hi, okay, Hi, And this segment

883
00:43:03,280 --> 00:43:05,560
Speaker 9: is called second Date Update. I don't know if you've

884
00:43:05,560 --> 00:43:07,360
Speaker 9: heard it before, but it's a thing where if somebody

885
00:43:07,400 --> 00:43:10,680
Speaker 9: blows you off and you're not sure why. We can

886
00:43:10,760 --> 00:43:13,920
Speaker 9: try to call that person for you to maybe figure

887
00:43:13,920 --> 00:43:15,239
Speaker 9: out if there's a reason for it.

888
00:43:16,520 --> 00:43:20,520
Speaker 12: Okay, I didn't blow anyone off.

889
00:43:21,160 --> 00:43:25,319
Speaker 1: What Yeah, I mean I guess she said sick. I

890
00:43:25,320 --> 00:43:27,800
Speaker 1: mean he said six days. So maybe that's not blowing

891
00:43:27,840 --> 00:43:29,680
Speaker 1: someone off to you. Maybe that's not enough time.

892
00:43:29,920 --> 00:43:32,319
Speaker 9: Yeah, because six days ago you went out with a

893
00:43:32,360 --> 00:43:35,160
Speaker 9: guy who, at least according to him, felt like you

894
00:43:35,200 --> 00:43:38,319
Speaker 9: had a really good connection. Afterwards, he feels like you've

895
00:43:38,360 --> 00:43:40,680
Speaker 9: been pulling away a little bit. His name is Dustin.

896
00:43:42,719 --> 00:43:44,560
Speaker 7: Oh my gosh, I forgot about that one.

897
00:43:44,640 --> 00:43:48,200
Speaker 1: Huh.

898
00:43:47,560 --> 00:43:50,960
Speaker 9: Oh my gosh.

899
00:43:51,040 --> 00:43:52,319
Speaker 12: I'm not trying to blow him off.

900
00:43:52,440 --> 00:43:54,280
Speaker 15: I just don't know what to do.

901
00:43:54,800 --> 00:43:55,880
Speaker 9: Oh, Okay, I think.

902
00:43:55,719 --> 00:43:56,600
Speaker 1: It's pretty simple.

903
00:43:56,680 --> 00:43:58,760
Speaker 7: You should text him and go out with him again.

904
00:43:59,040 --> 00:44:00,759
Speaker 12: No, I mean, like I I don't know how much

905
00:44:00,800 --> 00:44:05,160
Speaker 12: she told you or what you know, but I actually

906
00:44:05,280 --> 00:44:07,399
Speaker 12: matched with Dustin a year and a half ago.

907
00:44:08,400 --> 00:44:10,920
Speaker 1: A year and a half he said that you guys

908
00:44:11,200 --> 00:44:12,600
Speaker 1: just met on the app.

909
00:44:12,360 --> 00:44:13,240
Speaker 7: And that you Yeah.

910
00:44:13,280 --> 00:44:16,200
Speaker 12: So when I got a text from him like a

911
00:44:16,239 --> 00:44:19,719
Speaker 12: week ago, I was kind of confused because it was like, wait,

912
00:44:19,719 --> 00:44:21,640
Speaker 12: this is weird, just kind of out of the blue.

913
00:44:21,680 --> 00:44:23,400
Speaker 12: But I was just like whatever, and I was just like,

914
00:44:23,480 --> 00:44:24,399
Speaker 12: long time no chat.

915
00:44:24,960 --> 00:44:27,400
Speaker 1: Oh yeah. He said that you made a joke that

916
00:44:27,480 --> 00:44:30,239
Speaker 1: you were joking because you had just been chatting with him.

917
00:44:30,920 --> 00:44:33,319
Speaker 12: It wasn't a joke. It really was a long time.

918
00:44:34,160 --> 00:44:36,640
Speaker 9: Oh my god, I'm consumed.

919
00:44:37,160 --> 00:44:39,640
Speaker 1: So you hadn't talked to Dustin in a year and

920
00:44:39,680 --> 00:44:42,400
Speaker 1: a half on an app at all, is what you're saying.

921
00:44:42,880 --> 00:44:44,839
Speaker 12: Right, It was just a year and a half ago.

922
00:44:45,360 --> 00:44:47,719
Speaker 12: You never replied to one of my texts, and then

923
00:44:47,800 --> 00:44:49,840
Speaker 12: all of a sudden I get a text.

924
00:44:49,600 --> 00:44:53,680
Speaker 7: From him, and then you guys went to pizza, right right.

925
00:44:53,440 --> 00:44:55,560
Speaker 12: We got pizza, and I was kind of like, I

926
00:44:55,640 --> 00:44:57,919
Speaker 12: wonder why, all of a sudden he wants to talk

927
00:44:57,960 --> 00:44:59,640
Speaker 12: to me now. But I was like, I remember he

928
00:44:59,680 --> 00:45:02,640
Speaker 12: and I out along really well on Bumble, and so

929
00:45:02,680 --> 00:45:04,960
Speaker 12: I was just like, yeah, sure, let's get pizza.

930
00:45:05,600 --> 00:45:07,520
Speaker 1: And is it inn a coma for a year and

931
00:45:07,520 --> 00:45:10,880
Speaker 1: a half any dust Remember he went from the app? Yes,

932
00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:11,640
Speaker 1: he made a year.

933
00:45:11,560 --> 00:45:11,759
Speaker 2: And a half.

934
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Speaker 9: And that seems like a big miscommunication. What about that?

935
00:45:14,520 --> 00:45:15,640
Speaker 1: It has to be the same person.

936
00:45:15,719 --> 00:45:18,919
Speaker 12: It's the same He kept talking about pilates and how

937
00:45:19,120 --> 00:45:22,960
Speaker 12: like he kept asking about it, and I was like plate,

938
00:45:22,960 --> 00:45:24,440
Speaker 12: He's like, I don't have that in my bio.

939
00:45:24,719 --> 00:45:25,680
Speaker 4: That's the other girl.

940
00:45:26,640 --> 00:45:27,760
Speaker 9: Oh no.

941
00:45:28,440 --> 00:45:30,560
Speaker 12: But then I was like, oh my gosh, Jessica is

942
00:45:30,640 --> 00:45:36,360
Speaker 12: a really common name and thinking about it, and I

943
00:45:36,440 --> 00:45:38,480
Speaker 12: was like, oh, shoot.

944
00:45:38,480 --> 00:45:41,080
Speaker 9: You think that he went out with the wrong Jessica

945
00:45:41,320 --> 00:45:43,399
Speaker 9: or texted the wrong Jessica in his.

946
00:45:43,880 --> 00:45:47,160
Speaker 12: I mean, like it it could have been another Jessica

947
00:45:47,200 --> 00:45:47,800
Speaker 12: from Bumble.

948
00:45:48,360 --> 00:45:48,520
Speaker 13: Wait.

949
00:45:48,520 --> 00:45:52,640
Speaker 8: Wait then Dustin Bumble, he probably has multiple Jessica Bumbles.

950
00:45:52,640 --> 00:45:53,800
Speaker 4: That makes so much sense.

951
00:45:53,960 --> 00:45:55,400
Speaker 7: Did you have fun with them?

952
00:45:55,800 --> 00:45:56,320
Speaker 13: I did?

953
00:45:56,600 --> 00:45:58,440
Speaker 12: Yeah, No, I had a lot of fun with.

954
00:45:58,480 --> 00:46:02,520
Speaker 9: Him, even though you to keep dodging his questions about pilates.

955
00:46:02,800 --> 00:46:02,960
Speaker 1: Yeah.

956
00:46:03,080 --> 00:46:05,560
Speaker 12: I mean, honestly, I didn't know what to say. I

957
00:46:05,719 --> 00:46:10,400
Speaker 12: was kind of embarrassed, but like, we were really enjoying ourselves.

958
00:46:10,520 --> 00:46:13,080
Speaker 9: So this makes sense why Dustin told us that she

959
00:46:13,160 --> 00:46:15,440
Speaker 9: didn't look like the pictures from the girl that he

960
00:46:15,480 --> 00:46:16,879
Speaker 9: matched with a couple of weeks ago.

961
00:46:16,960 --> 00:46:18,319
Speaker 2: Wait he said that.

962
00:46:18,560 --> 00:46:21,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, but he added that you were super cute. Oh,

963
00:46:21,800 --> 00:46:23,759
Speaker 1: it's not like it was a disappointment. I think that's

964
00:46:23,840 --> 00:46:24,760
Speaker 1: important to know.

965
00:46:24,800 --> 00:46:27,840
Speaker 8: I also say, you're both in the same spot, because

966
00:46:27,880 --> 00:46:29,919
Speaker 8: he's like, I don't know where to go from here,

967
00:46:29,960 --> 00:46:31,880
Speaker 8: and she just said, I don't know where to go

968
00:46:31,960 --> 00:46:32,359
Speaker 8: from here.

969
00:46:32,560 --> 00:46:35,480
Speaker 9: Yeah, they're both in limbo. This is kind of perfect. Well, yeah,

970
00:46:35,520 --> 00:46:39,440
Speaker 9: I guess that's it. Sorry, No, she tell.

971
00:46:39,320 --> 00:46:40,719
Speaker 7: Her, Jeff tell her.

972
00:46:40,840 --> 00:46:42,480
Speaker 1: She doesn't know how to tell him, and now she

973
00:46:42,520 --> 00:46:43,319
Speaker 1: doesn't even have to.

974
00:46:43,440 --> 00:46:46,360
Speaker 9: I guess the other option is if you are interested.

975
00:46:46,440 --> 00:46:48,279
Speaker 9: Dustin has been listening to this call on the other

976
00:46:48,320 --> 00:46:48,920
Speaker 9: phone line.

977
00:46:49,040 --> 00:46:50,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, he knows everything.

978
00:46:51,239 --> 00:46:57,840
Speaker 9: Oh my gosh, if he hasn't fainted already, Dustin you there.

979
00:46:58,000 --> 00:47:01,360
Speaker 6: Holy I can't believe this happen. And I'm such an idiot.

980
00:47:01,680 --> 00:47:02,760
Speaker 1: I'm such an idiot.

981
00:47:04,840 --> 00:47:07,239
Speaker 13: You guys were talking about it. I was looking through

982
00:47:07,320 --> 00:47:14,320
Speaker 13: my phone and I saw all the different Jessica bumbles.

983
00:47:10,880 --> 00:47:18,120
Speaker 12: Oh how many Jessica's even talking to?

984
00:47:19,239 --> 00:47:19,680
Speaker 9: I don't know.

985
00:47:19,840 --> 00:47:24,040
Speaker 13: I mean, I'm embarrassed though, I mean, I'm I'm so sorry.

986
00:47:24,440 --> 00:47:27,680
Speaker 12: Yeah, when you kept bringing up Pilates, I was like,

987
00:47:27,760 --> 00:47:29,880
Speaker 12: what why did he bringing this up? Like did you

988
00:47:30,040 --> 00:47:31,120
Speaker 12: want to see a move?

989
00:47:32,480 --> 00:47:32,600
Speaker 17: Like?

990
00:47:32,920 --> 00:47:34,400
Speaker 12: I wasn't sure what you're talking about.

991
00:47:34,440 --> 00:47:36,839
Speaker 6: But I know, I know now. I just I thought

992
00:47:36,840 --> 00:47:38,960
Speaker 6: it was very interesting at the time. That's all.

993
00:47:40,280 --> 00:47:42,919
Speaker 9: He was only asking because he thought that you were

994
00:47:42,960 --> 00:47:46,360
Speaker 9: super interested. In it. But that was a different Jessica Bumble.

995
00:47:46,480 --> 00:47:48,520
Speaker 1: I mean, now you need to maybe tell him what

996
00:47:48,680 --> 00:47:51,799
Speaker 1: are your hobbies in interest because he has no idea.

997
00:47:52,640 --> 00:47:57,799
Speaker 12: I actually love soccer and I love hiking, and I

998
00:47:57,920 --> 00:48:00,200
Speaker 12: speak a little French, and I.

999
00:48:00,200 --> 00:48:02,319
Speaker 6: Think I remember that from a year and a half ago.

1000
00:48:03,640 --> 00:48:06,480
Speaker 9: Or was that the other Jessica Bumble Like Jessica Bumble

1001
00:48:06,520 --> 00:48:09,520
Speaker 9: number four. Well, oh that's right.

1002
00:48:10,040 --> 00:48:12,960
Speaker 1: You could have saved so much time and headache in

1003
00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:14,880
Speaker 1: your life if you would have just gone out a

1004
00:48:14,960 --> 00:48:15,799
Speaker 1: year and a half ago.

1005
00:48:18,200 --> 00:48:21,920
Speaker 13: Brook, You're so right again. I'm just such an idiot.

1006
00:48:22,920 --> 00:48:25,000
Speaker 9: Women do like hearing that, So that's a good thing

1007
00:48:25,040 --> 00:48:27,800
Speaker 9: for you to start saying. So, now that we've cleared

1008
00:48:27,880 --> 00:48:32,239
Speaker 9: up the big misunderstanding and you realize who each other are,

1009
00:48:32,360 --> 00:48:34,359
Speaker 9: you like each other at least it seems that way

1010
00:48:34,400 --> 00:48:36,600
Speaker 9: from our perspective, we'd like to offer to send you

1011
00:48:36,640 --> 00:48:39,319
Speaker 9: out on another date, Jessica, and we would pay for

1012
00:48:39,360 --> 00:48:40,160
Speaker 9: it if you say yes.

1013
00:48:40,840 --> 00:48:43,479
Speaker 6: Maybe this could be like a mistake that was meant

1014
00:48:43,520 --> 00:48:43,719
Speaker 6: to be.

1015
00:48:44,200 --> 00:48:46,720
Speaker 1: Oh well, see that, I need to turn it around.

1016
00:48:46,800 --> 00:48:47,680
Speaker 7: Come on, Dustin.

1017
00:48:49,400 --> 00:48:52,600
Speaker 12: I want to hear something from Dustin, and depending on

1018
00:48:52,640 --> 00:48:54,600
Speaker 12: what he says, maybe I'll.

1019
00:48:54,360 --> 00:48:57,200
Speaker 6: Say, yes, Oh, what is it.

1020
00:48:57,400 --> 00:49:01,000
Speaker 12: Out of all this, Jessica's wi one? Do you like that?

1021
00:49:02,800 --> 00:49:05,680
Speaker 9: If you're tough an answer here? He's like Jessica.

1022
00:49:05,360 --> 00:49:08,120
Speaker 13: Eighteen, Well, to be honest, Look to be honest, Jessica,

1023
00:49:08,160 --> 00:49:10,279
Speaker 13: you're the only Jessica I had a real connection with

1024
00:49:10,600 --> 00:49:12,960
Speaker 13: all the other jessicays I never even hung out with.

1025
00:49:13,320 --> 00:49:17,560
Speaker 1: Look at that you're they You're the only one that

1026
00:49:17,560 --> 00:49:18,279
Speaker 1: would talk to me.

1027
00:49:18,520 --> 00:49:20,760
Speaker 4: So he's too honest.

1028
00:49:22,280 --> 00:49:24,919
Speaker 9: Did that answer your question? Jessica, it did.

1029
00:49:25,040 --> 00:49:26,959
Speaker 15: Yeah, I'll go out.

1030
00:49:29,360 --> 00:49:30,680
Speaker 7: I think they're so cute.

1031
00:49:30,800 --> 00:49:34,640
Speaker 9: Well, congratulations you two you're going out again, and it's

1032
00:49:34,680 --> 00:49:36,840
Speaker 9: probably a good lesson for you, Dustin. You got to

1033
00:49:36,880 --> 00:49:39,600
Speaker 9: put the year that you matched with the person next

1034
00:49:39,640 --> 00:49:41,280
Speaker 9: to their names in your contacts.

1035
00:49:41,280 --> 00:49:44,280
Speaker 1: I'm always like to I'm hoping after this he doesn't

1036
00:49:44,280 --> 00:49:46,160
Speaker 1: have any more matches like this is it?

1037
00:49:46,440 --> 00:49:48,279
Speaker 13: I think after this, I'm not going to use the

1038
00:49:48,360 --> 00:49:49,600
Speaker 13: dating apps for a while.

1039
00:49:50,880 --> 00:49:52,839
Speaker 9: Yeah, after two years, bro, you need a break.

1040
00:49:53,040 --> 00:49:56,600
Speaker 2: Yes, brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

1041
00:49:57,320 --> 00:50:00,520
Speaker 9: See that's why we do the second date updates. Jessica

1042
00:50:00,640 --> 00:50:03,480
Speaker 9: said she didn't know what to do. She was caught

1043
00:50:03,520 --> 00:50:06,919
Speaker 9: midday with a guy who thought that she was somebody else.

1044
00:50:07,000 --> 00:50:09,560
Speaker 7: God that is so that's my worst nightmare.

1045
00:50:10,280 --> 00:50:13,440
Speaker 9: It would be a turn off obviously, but it was

1046
00:50:13,480 --> 00:50:15,920
Speaker 9: like super awkward, Like how do you even bring that up?

1047
00:50:16,200 --> 00:50:18,759
Speaker 9: The thing is that she wasn't a total stranger. They'd

1048
00:50:18,800 --> 00:50:22,520
Speaker 9: matched eighteen months before then, and like we heard, they

1049
00:50:22,520 --> 00:50:24,160
Speaker 9: seem to be actually pretty cute together.

1050
00:50:24,239 --> 00:50:27,440
Speaker 1: I mean, sometimes it's all about timing, you know. Maybe

1051
00:50:27,480 --> 00:50:28,480
Speaker 1: eighteen months.

1052
00:50:28,200 --> 00:50:30,120
Speaker 7: Ago he would have thought, oh, I just got on.

1053
00:50:30,040 --> 00:50:32,160
Speaker 1: The dating aps, It's going to be awesome, and then

1054
00:50:32,400 --> 00:50:35,880
Speaker 1: now he's two years in, he's like, wait, it's not Yeah.

1055
00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:38,120
Speaker 9: Is there a part of me that thinks Dustin is

1056
00:50:38,200 --> 00:50:41,040
Speaker 9: texting the other Jessica right now? The one that he

1057
00:50:41,080 --> 00:50:42,040
Speaker 9: ghosted a week ago?

1058
00:50:42,200 --> 00:50:43,560
Speaker 7: How dare you even bring that up?

1059
00:50:44,480 --> 00:50:47,320
Speaker 9: Let's remember he is a guy and I were addicted

1060
00:50:47,400 --> 00:50:51,080
Speaker 9: to the chase. Hey, hopefully he can just focus on

1061
00:50:51,160 --> 00:50:53,399
Speaker 9: the current Jessica and the good thing that they have going.

1062
00:50:53,480 --> 00:50:54,040
Speaker 1: Why would you.

1063
00:50:54,000 --> 00:50:56,879
Speaker 7: Even put that in his head? If he's listening, if.

1064
00:50:56,800 --> 00:50:59,520
Speaker 4: You're listening, change the other Jessica's to do, not text?

1065
00:50:59,600 --> 00:51:02,399
Speaker 1: Yeah, just delete their number, that's even easy.

1066
00:51:04,840 --> 00:51:07,200
Speaker 9: Never say never. But remember you can listen to all

1067
00:51:07,239 --> 00:51:09,960
Speaker 9: of our second date updates. On Spotify, Apple, or wherever

1068
00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:11,759
Speaker 9: you get your podcasts at Brook and.

1069
00:51:11,719 --> 00:51:15,279
Speaker 2: Jeffrey Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

1070
00:51:16,280 --> 00:51:19,239
Speaker 9: Did you know experts say that when you sing, it

1071
00:51:19,440 --> 00:51:24,319
Speaker 9: lowers stress, boosts your immunity and long function, even helps

1072
00:51:24,320 --> 00:51:26,439
Speaker 9: you cope with physical and mental pain.

1073
00:51:28,760 --> 00:51:30,359
Speaker 7: Why are you such a mess all the time?

1074
00:51:31,440 --> 00:51:33,960
Speaker 9: I need to sing a lot. Let's just say that.

1075
00:51:34,680 --> 00:51:36,560
Speaker 9: But you know, I think we should probably do some

1076
00:51:36,680 --> 00:51:40,840
Speaker 9: self care right now. So let's cut the music and

1077
00:51:40,880 --> 00:51:43,560
Speaker 9: we need quiet in the room. Let's have Alexis start

1078
00:51:43,640 --> 00:51:47,399
Speaker 9: us off by singing Don't Stop Believing by Journey and

1079
00:51:47,640 --> 00:51:51,719
Speaker 9: one and A two and one two Stop.

1080
00:51:57,040 --> 00:52:04,600
Speaker 8: Street, Like, wait a minute, No, I think for some reason,

1081
00:52:04,640 --> 00:52:05,200
Speaker 8: I don't remember.

1082
00:52:05,600 --> 00:52:07,920
Speaker 9: I don't know why my stress is spiking right now.

1083
00:52:07,960 --> 00:52:13,520
Speaker 9: I'm experiencing more mental pain. I don't know. Okay, maybe

1084
00:52:13,520 --> 00:52:17,200
Speaker 9: it was the song Let's Try Anything by Sabrina Carpenter Alexis, okay,

1085
00:52:17,239 --> 00:52:20,920
Speaker 9: and a three and a two and a one Espresso. Okay,

1086
00:52:21,000 --> 00:52:26,239
Speaker 9: you know what, let's this was obviously a mistake. I

1087
00:52:29,560 --> 00:52:32,960
Speaker 9: definitely need to heal after that. Maybe just by singing

1088
00:52:33,000 --> 00:52:37,560
Speaker 9: myself brand new song of the week. No, you know what,

1089
00:52:37,640 --> 00:52:40,200
Speaker 9: I think we've we've suffered enough song of the week.

1090
00:52:40,320 --> 00:52:43,759
Speaker 9: Right after this, it is time for my brand new

1091
00:52:43,960 --> 00:52:47,880
Speaker 9: song of the week. It's Brooken Jeffrey in the Morning.

1092
00:52:48,280 --> 00:52:51,520
Speaker 9: And man, a lot has been going on already this

1093
00:52:51,640 --> 00:52:58,279
Speaker 9: month with April Fools, the Minecraft movie breaking records. Yeah,

1094
00:52:58,480 --> 00:53:03,759
Speaker 9: hot dog towers, those are trending now. Backyard barbecues are

1095
00:53:03,840 --> 00:53:07,239
Speaker 9: never going to be the same. But something, something that's

1096
00:53:07,280 --> 00:53:10,160
Speaker 9: been flying a little bit under the radar. I'm not

1097
00:53:10,200 --> 00:53:13,240
Speaker 9: sure if you guys have seen this, but the US

1098
00:53:13,280 --> 00:53:22,640
Speaker 9: economy it's been wonky lately at yeah one headline. Why

1099
00:53:22,680 --> 00:53:26,120
Speaker 9: the media isn't covering this more? But it's kind of crazy,

1100
00:53:26,200 --> 00:53:29,000
Speaker 9: like stocks are up and then socks are down, and

1101
00:53:29,040 --> 00:53:31,440
Speaker 9: then there are sideways while his friend's in the corner

1102
00:53:31,440 --> 00:53:35,799
Speaker 9: holding the camera. It's all over the place. And look,

1103
00:53:35,880 --> 00:53:39,160
Speaker 9: I'm not even gonna pretend that I understand what is

1104
00:53:39,200 --> 00:53:42,120
Speaker 9: happening in the market or any of that, like what's

1105
00:53:42,160 --> 00:53:44,920
Speaker 9: gonna happen or how Brooke is profiting off the misery

1106
00:53:44,960 --> 00:53:47,360
Speaker 9: of others during this tumultuous time. I'm not even gonna

1107
00:53:47,400 --> 00:53:47,759
Speaker 9: go there.

1108
00:53:50,239 --> 00:53:52,640
Speaker 7: We all the people in charge know what's going on.

1109
00:53:52,800 --> 00:53:55,840
Speaker 9: I mean, it's a little bit unclear. The thing everyone

1110
00:53:55,880 --> 00:53:58,399
Speaker 9: in the world though, seems to be talking about right

1111
00:53:58,440 --> 00:54:01,480
Speaker 9: now is one thing, and that's tariffs.

1112
00:54:02,320 --> 00:54:03,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's Terrifle.

1113
00:54:03,760 --> 00:54:06,480
Speaker 9: Yeah. It all seems to come down to whatever that is.

1114
00:54:06,880 --> 00:54:08,880
Speaker 1: It really sounds like the name, Like when you just

1115
00:54:08,920 --> 00:54:10,400
Speaker 1: say it, it sounds like the name of somebody I

1116
00:54:10,400 --> 00:54:16,680
Speaker 1: would have went to high school with Terriffs.

1117
00:54:17,280 --> 00:54:20,239
Speaker 9: She just had her fourth kid. Good for her. And look,

1118
00:54:20,239 --> 00:54:22,840
Speaker 9: it doesn't matter what side of the aisle you stand

1119
00:54:22,920 --> 00:54:26,520
Speaker 9: on with regards to that. The fact is, especially when

1120
00:54:26,520 --> 00:54:29,160
Speaker 9: it comes to anything from China, we are gonna have

1121
00:54:29,200 --> 00:54:29,759
Speaker 9: to pay more.

1122
00:54:30,239 --> 00:54:32,799
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, looking at my cell phone that I'm gonna

1123
00:54:32,800 --> 00:54:34,040
Speaker 1: have for the next five years.

1124
00:54:35,400 --> 00:54:35,879
Speaker 4: Another one.

1125
00:54:35,960 --> 00:54:38,480
Speaker 9: It's just it's just how it works, and it'll be cheap,

1126
00:54:39,400 --> 00:54:42,440
Speaker 9: you know. Instead of running away from it and everybody

1127
00:54:42,640 --> 00:54:45,880
Speaker 9: panicking and freaking out, Maybe I thought I should just

1128
00:54:46,440 --> 00:54:47,200
Speaker 9: embrace it.

1129
00:54:47,480 --> 00:54:49,640
Speaker 1: You're gonna embrace pay more, I.

1130
00:54:49,560 --> 00:54:53,239
Speaker 9: Said, Maybe, said maybe, And I'm going to try to

1131
00:54:53,280 --> 00:54:55,000
Speaker 9: do that with my song of the week.

1132
00:54:55,120 --> 00:54:58,360
Speaker 1: You would do? I know, you're the guy that doesn't

1133
00:54:58,360 --> 00:55:00,960
Speaker 1: even know what he's paying for already. Wait, I had

1134
00:55:00,960 --> 00:55:02,120
Speaker 1: a membership where.

1135
00:55:02,000 --> 00:55:04,600
Speaker 9: Yeah, push me down farther into the pit of confusion,

1136
00:55:05,400 --> 00:55:09,160
Speaker 9: and that's why instead of doing the classic nineties hit

1137
00:55:09,520 --> 00:55:14,239
Speaker 9: by sixpence, none the richer, kiss me it's young Jeffreys.

1138
00:55:14,640 --> 00:55:19,320
Speaker 9: Charge me oh, because honestly, do we even have a choice.

1139
00:55:19,840 --> 00:55:22,800
Speaker 9: You know, we can't do anything.

1140
00:55:22,960 --> 00:55:24,360
Speaker 4: Sit back and save your money.

1141
00:55:24,680 --> 00:55:31,680
Speaker 1: I think you could call people and start Okay, yeah, anyway, let's.

1142
00:55:31,600 --> 00:55:33,560
Speaker 9: Just you know, roll with it. So I'm going a

1143
00:55:33,600 --> 00:55:39,759
Speaker 9: point when I'm ready. Points that's been.

1144
00:55:46,880 --> 00:55:54,240
Speaker 18: Yeah, raise up the prize tag on these nikes. Along

1145
00:55:54,280 --> 00:56:00,960
Speaker 18: with eggs and gas extremes like those diet ends. My

1146
00:56:01,160 --> 00:56:04,360
Speaker 18: bank account could really use a cleanse.

1147
00:56:04,560 --> 00:56:06,440
Speaker 9: Whow feed me.

1148
00:56:08,080 --> 00:56:11,759
Speaker 18: A giant cell phone? Price hike eighty.

1149
00:56:12,800 --> 00:56:15,120
Speaker 9: Bucks bore the chargi cord.

1150
00:56:15,440 --> 00:56:16,719
Speaker 10: I went to DJ.

1151
00:56:16,719 --> 00:56:20,759
Speaker 18: Max and bought new slacks, paid extra cash, living the

1152
00:56:20,840 --> 00:56:23,240
Speaker 18: dream as I'm filing.

1153
00:56:26,080 --> 00:56:26,960
Speaker 9: Bankruptcy.

1154
00:56:28,400 --> 00:56:39,960
Speaker 18: Yay, this was the plan. Kid needs sold one to

1155
00:56:40,040 --> 00:56:47,240
Speaker 18: buy Brussels Grouts ninety. That's when I can retire cash

1156
00:56:47,440 --> 00:56:53,200
Speaker 18: me with that Snorkel set, just swimming happy in my

1157
00:56:53,600 --> 00:56:59,840
Speaker 18: pools of debt. Wow, groceres, who needs to eat? M

1158
00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:00,560
Speaker 18: all right?

1159
00:57:00,920 --> 00:57:01,800
Speaker 9: Coffees?

1160
00:57:03,239 --> 00:57:07,560
Speaker 18: Damn straight, I'll pay way or got an exotic dance.

1161
00:57:07,920 --> 00:57:10,400
Speaker 18: The girl was from Brance, so I'll had to place

1162
00:57:10,480 --> 00:57:13,560
Speaker 18: an extra attacks in her cheese train.

1163
00:57:16,480 --> 00:57:17,840
Speaker 13: For world peace.

1164
00:57:18,600 --> 00:57:22,520
Speaker 9: Hey, guys, remember when top Ramen was for broke college kids.

1165
00:57:27,240 --> 00:57:29,880
Speaker 18: That'll teach him to save money while getting an education.

1166
00:57:32,160 --> 00:57:36,600
Speaker 18: Wall streets, let's make me broke overnight.

1167
00:57:37,120 --> 00:57:37,760
Speaker 15: Use me.

1168
00:57:39,240 --> 00:57:43,040
Speaker 18: As pawns in your trade wall, or keep those prices

1169
00:57:43,160 --> 00:57:47,240
Speaker 18: jacked and drape a flag over my tofu pack My

1170
00:57:47,440 --> 00:57:50,240
Speaker 18: middle class dude.

1171
00:57:49,480 --> 00:57:53,440
Speaker 9: The price comes out to all of your saving lucky me.

1172
00:57:54,440 --> 00:57:56,600
Speaker 9: Why are toys so expensive now?

1173
00:57:56,880 --> 00:57:57,120
Speaker 1: Oh?

1174
00:57:57,360 --> 00:57:57,560
Speaker 14: Sun?

1175
00:57:57,840 --> 00:58:01,960
Speaker 9: Billionaires can't afford to pay tariffs? That apologized to Elon Musk,

1176
00:58:02,080 --> 00:58:06,680
Speaker 9: So charge who did you, guys? Hear dollar Tree had

1177
00:58:06,720 --> 00:58:10,439
Speaker 9: to rebrand? You mean they had a tariff? Galolla? Why

1178
00:58:10,520 --> 00:58:14,000
Speaker 9: what's it called now? Twenty dollars tree? Don't think of

1179
00:58:14,040 --> 00:58:16,320
Speaker 9: it as an eight thousand dollars increase on the price

1180
00:58:16,360 --> 00:58:19,040
Speaker 9: of your car. Think of it as a patriotic middle

1181
00:58:19,080 --> 00:58:21,200
Speaker 9: finger to China that you got to pay for.

1182
00:58:21,360 --> 00:58:22,440
Speaker 18: So charge me.

1183
00:58:25,640 --> 00:58:26,040
Speaker 9: Terror.

1184
00:58:26,440 --> 00:58:30,240
Speaker 3: I'm not being it also crying inside it's happening.

1185
00:58:30,360 --> 00:58:32,200
Speaker 8: I just found a way to offset What if we

1186
00:58:32,360 --> 00:58:33,880
Speaker 8: charge people to listen to our show?

1187
00:58:33,960 --> 00:58:34,240
Speaker 14: Guys?

1188
00:58:34,320 --> 00:58:37,880
Speaker 4: Oh, that's it a minute, yeah, and every day we'll.

1189
00:58:37,760 --> 00:58:38,520
Speaker 9: Pay for everything.

1190
00:58:38,640 --> 00:58:40,240
Speaker 7: Everybody has extra cash right now?

1191
00:58:40,560 --> 00:58:43,640
Speaker 1: That is a total great business.

1192
00:58:42,960 --> 00:58:44,840
Speaker 4: Part about it. We're all billionaires.

1193
00:58:45,280 --> 00:58:48,280
Speaker 9: You just fixed the global tree. Congratulations.

1194
00:58:48,480 --> 00:58:50,560
Speaker 1: I just can't wait to go to twenty dollars tree.

1195
00:58:50,760 --> 00:58:52,360
Speaker 18: Yeah, that's so fun.

1196
00:58:52,680 --> 00:58:55,440
Speaker 9: One of the radio show is doing tariff parody songs

1197
00:58:55,520 --> 00:58:55,880
Speaker 9: right now.

1198
00:58:56,720 --> 00:58:59,040
Speaker 8: They got the buddy you Got someone Self for nineteen

1199
00:58:59,080 --> 00:59:02,680
Speaker 8: ninety nine guys, but text in seventy five nine too

1200
00:59:02,680 --> 00:59:04,000
Speaker 8: and tell us what you thought about the song of

1201
00:59:04,040 --> 00:59:04,360
Speaker 8: the week.

1202
00:59:04,600 --> 00:59:07,920
Speaker 9: If your phone plans still working, and go check out

1203
00:59:07,960 --> 00:59:09,800
Speaker 9: the video up on all of our socials. You can

1204
00:59:09,840 --> 00:59:11,800
Speaker 9: find the video with all the lyrics there at Brook

1205
00:59:11,840 --> 00:59:15,160
Speaker 9: and Jeffrey, Happy Teriff season everyone, We got your phone

1206
00:59:15,200 --> 00:59:16,440
Speaker 9: taut coming up right after this.

1207
00:59:17,520 --> 00:59:19,080
Speaker 2: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

1208
00:59:27,480 --> 00:59:30,240
Speaker 9: She's got a brand new player today. Her name is Jenny,

1209
00:59:30,440 --> 00:59:32,800
Speaker 9: and when we asked her why she wanted to come

1210
00:59:32,840 --> 00:59:35,320
Speaker 9: on the show today, she thought this could be kind

1211
00:59:35,320 --> 00:59:38,439
Speaker 9: of fun. Plus she's the child of the eighties, so

1212
00:59:38,480 --> 00:59:41,600
Speaker 9: she thinks she knows stuff, oh a lot of eighties stuff.

1213
00:59:41,640 --> 00:59:44,840
Speaker 9: At least we should do that. We should do like

1214
00:59:45,000 --> 00:59:49,360
Speaker 9: a Decades week where every day we ask questions only

1215
00:59:49,400 --> 00:59:53,880
Speaker 9: about a certain decade, only eighties, only nineties, only seventeen sixties.

1216
00:59:53,520 --> 00:59:56,040
Speaker 7: When you're an eighties child. Does that mean you were

1217
00:59:56,080 --> 00:59:57,880
Speaker 7: born in the eighties though, because what.

1218
00:59:57,920 --> 00:59:59,400
Speaker 9: Does what does that mean? What was I mean child

1219
00:59:59,440 --> 01:00:01,720
Speaker 9: of the eighties, Jenny, I was born in the late eighties.

1220
01:00:02,040 --> 01:00:03,560
Speaker 17: I was born in the early eighties.

1221
01:00:03,720 --> 01:00:07,520
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, so much about the I mean, like you

1222
01:00:07,600 --> 01:00:10,320
Speaker 1: may remember like I do, like some Hot Wheels, Gem

1223
01:00:10,360 --> 01:00:13,360
Speaker 1: and the Rockers, but real information is not going to

1224
01:00:13,400 --> 01:00:14,000
Speaker 1: be at our craft.

1225
01:00:14,040 --> 01:00:15,720
Speaker 9: Jenny, don't take that. That's all on our question, your

1226
01:00:15,720 --> 01:00:17,160
Speaker 9: eighties knowledge that you're saying.

1227
01:00:17,400 --> 01:00:19,920
Speaker 17: All my siblings were like ten to twelve years older

1228
01:00:19,920 --> 01:00:20,160
Speaker 17: than me.

1229
01:00:20,440 --> 01:00:23,720
Speaker 1: Oh so you were like a forty two year old

1230
01:00:23,760 --> 01:00:24,920
Speaker 1: five year old?

1231
01:00:25,360 --> 01:00:28,640
Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, kay, all right, Jenny, I trust in your

1232
01:00:28,680 --> 01:00:30,320
Speaker 9: knowledge and let's send Brook out of the studio so

1233
01:00:30,360 --> 01:00:32,200
Speaker 9: we can get to the game. Here thirty seconds, dnswer

1234
01:00:32,240 --> 01:00:33,920
Speaker 9: as many as possible. If you don't know when, you

1235
01:00:33,920 --> 01:00:35,720
Speaker 9: could say past. But you have to beat Brook outright

1236
01:00:35,760 --> 01:00:37,200
Speaker 9: if you want to win. Are you ready?

1237
01:00:37,840 --> 01:00:38,560
Speaker 17: I hope?

1238
01:00:38,600 --> 01:00:42,479
Speaker 9: So you got this, Jenny, Good luck. Your time starts now.

1239
01:00:42,760 --> 01:00:45,680
Speaker 9: The first Apple computer was built in what decades seventies

1240
01:00:45,760 --> 01:00:50,120
Speaker 9: or eighties seventies in which state is the famous college

1241
01:00:50,240 --> 01:00:51,960
Speaker 9: MIT located.

1242
01:00:53,000 --> 01:00:53,840
Speaker 17: Massachusetts?

1243
01:00:53,880 --> 01:00:56,520
Speaker 9: What rapper is the co owner and founder of Shady

1244
01:00:56,600 --> 01:01:00,840
Speaker 9: Records eminem in nineteen ninety six, and what car became

1245
01:01:00,880 --> 01:01:03,080
Speaker 9: the first mass produced hybrid in the.

1246
01:01:03,000 --> 01:01:08,480
Speaker 15: World, Toyota.

1247
01:01:08,640 --> 01:01:11,200
Speaker 9: How do you say the word friend in Spanish?

1248
01:01:12,160 --> 01:01:12,640
Speaker 17: Amigo?

1249
01:01:14,560 --> 01:01:18,040
Speaker 9: Well done, Jenny, especially for your first time on the show. Now,

1250
01:01:18,080 --> 01:01:21,360
Speaker 9: Brook's gonna come back into the studio if she feels

1251
01:01:21,400 --> 01:01:23,960
Speaker 9: like Yeah, she feels like it. There she is, and

1252
01:01:24,080 --> 01:01:26,840
Speaker 9: let's learn some stuff about Jenny from the phone screener.

1253
01:01:26,840 --> 01:01:32,000
Speaker 9: Here it says she works for the deep State. There's

1254
01:01:32,040 --> 01:01:33,960
Speaker 9: a note that said, don't say the deep part.

1255
01:01:34,400 --> 01:01:36,760
Speaker 7: It's sorry, Jenny.

1256
01:01:37,000 --> 01:01:40,400
Speaker 9: Also for fun, it says that she has two small kids.

1257
01:01:40,400 --> 01:01:42,960
Speaker 9: She likes to go on hikes into water parks with

1258
01:01:43,000 --> 01:01:45,960
Speaker 9: them and makes them carry all of her stuffy good job.

1259
01:01:46,080 --> 01:01:46,840
Speaker 9: Is that right, Jenny.

1260
01:01:48,040 --> 01:01:52,440
Speaker 1: No, you don't just put rocks in their backpack like

1261
01:01:52,520 --> 01:01:53,640
Speaker 1: I do with my children.

1262
01:01:54,160 --> 01:01:56,640
Speaker 17: Make them yeah, makes them stronger, right, that's right?

1263
01:01:56,800 --> 01:01:59,040
Speaker 4: Okay, But the deep state stuff that was all true though?

1264
01:01:59,120 --> 01:01:59,320
Speaker 14: Right?

1265
01:02:00,320 --> 01:02:03,360
Speaker 9: No, no, no comments. Yes, she's not allowed to speak

1266
01:02:03,400 --> 01:02:03,680
Speaker 9: on that.

1267
01:02:03,880 --> 01:02:05,320
Speaker 1: I heard her say a wink when she.

1268
01:02:05,480 --> 01:02:08,560
Speaker 9: Yeah, Jenny, don't wear your secrets are safe with us.

1269
01:02:08,600 --> 01:02:10,680
Speaker 9: If you were to disclose any on the show.

1270
01:02:11,280 --> 01:02:13,280
Speaker 17: I don't have anything. Man, if I were, we're in

1271
01:02:13,320 --> 01:02:15,439
Speaker 17: for the federal government, I'm sure i'd have all kinds

1272
01:02:15,440 --> 01:02:16,200
Speaker 17: of stuff right now.

1273
01:02:16,280 --> 01:02:17,840
Speaker 9: But I'm okay.

1274
01:02:17,880 --> 01:02:18,560
Speaker 4: I wish I did.

1275
01:02:18,640 --> 01:02:19,120
Speaker 1: I get it?

1276
01:02:19,240 --> 01:02:20,520
Speaker 7: She's smart. They're listening.

1277
01:02:20,680 --> 01:02:21,120
Speaker 9: That's right.

1278
01:02:22,760 --> 01:02:26,440
Speaker 8: We're in a group text right now.

1279
01:02:27,320 --> 01:02:28,400
Speaker 7: God, who do we add again?

1280
01:02:29,120 --> 01:02:31,800
Speaker 9: Thank you for the warning, Jenny. Now Brooke, it's your turn.

1281
01:02:32,160 --> 01:02:32,840
Speaker 9: Are you ready?

1282
01:02:32,920 --> 01:02:33,120
Speaker 13: Yes?

1283
01:02:33,240 --> 01:02:36,479
Speaker 9: Your time starts now. The first Apple computer was built

1284
01:02:36,520 --> 01:02:38,240
Speaker 9: in what decades seventies.

1285
01:02:37,880 --> 01:02:39,720
Speaker 7: Or eighties seventies?

1286
01:02:40,160 --> 01:02:42,200
Speaker 9: In which state is the famous college.

1287
01:02:42,080 --> 01:02:44,600
Speaker 7: MI located Massachusetts.

1288
01:02:44,640 --> 01:02:47,440
Speaker 9: What Rapper is the co owner and founder of Shady

1289
01:02:47,520 --> 01:02:51,240
Speaker 9: Records eminem. In nineteen ninety seven, what Car became the

1290
01:02:51,280 --> 01:02:55,240
Speaker 9: first mass produced hybrid in the world. Prius how do

1291
01:02:55,280 --> 01:02:57,920
Speaker 9: you say the word friend in Spanish? Let me go

1292
01:02:58,800 --> 01:03:02,080
Speaker 9: Judy Shine and is the host of what popular afternoon

1293
01:03:02,120 --> 01:03:07,520
Speaker 9: TV show Judy Judge. Judy got our answers, and it's

1294
01:03:07,560 --> 01:03:09,160
Speaker 9: time to head on over to the scoreboard to see

1295
01:03:09,160 --> 01:03:14,400
Speaker 9: how you both did with Jose. The flavors are melting

1296
01:03:14,400 --> 01:03:15,600
Speaker 9: on my tongue.

1297
01:03:16,480 --> 01:03:19,000
Speaker 4: And that is a food review from Jose. Jenny, you

1298
01:03:19,080 --> 01:03:20,400
Speaker 4: got four correct today.

1299
01:03:21,760 --> 01:03:23,480
Speaker 17: Yeah, that was my first time.

1300
01:03:26,000 --> 01:03:28,360
Speaker 8: It was really good, and if Brooke was a nice person,

1301
01:03:28,440 --> 01:03:30,200
Speaker 8: she would have just totally given you the game.

1302
01:03:30,280 --> 01:03:34,840
Speaker 4: But broke on six in a row. Oh my goodness.

1303
01:03:35,800 --> 01:03:39,240
Speaker 17: Oh man, I know that's why you can't beat her.

1304
01:03:39,440 --> 01:03:39,920
Speaker 4: You can't.

1305
01:03:40,120 --> 01:03:42,600
Speaker 9: You can always send agents to her house if she does. So,

1306
01:03:43,520 --> 01:03:45,760
Speaker 9: let's go over the answers for everybody. First Apple computer

1307
01:03:45,960 --> 01:03:50,280
Speaker 9: built in the nineteen seventies, nineteen seventy six, was actually

1308
01:03:50,400 --> 01:03:53,720
Speaker 9: hand built by Steve Wozniak. Wow, good job, Steve.

1309
01:03:53,920 --> 01:03:54,320
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1310
01:03:54,400 --> 01:03:59,840
Speaker 9: Famous. MIT College is located in Massachusetts, Massachusetts Institute of Technology.

1311
01:04:00,360 --> 01:04:03,040
Speaker 9: The rapper who's co owner and founder of Shady Records

1312
01:04:03,080 --> 01:04:04,919
Speaker 9: is Eminem who owns it with him.

1313
01:04:05,120 --> 01:04:06,360
Speaker 7: Probably actually a businessman.

1314
01:04:06,520 --> 01:04:10,800
Speaker 9: Yeah, we don't know, Yeah, white guy. In nineteen ninety seven,

1315
01:04:10,920 --> 01:04:13,360
Speaker 9: the car that became the first mass produced hybrid in

1316
01:04:13,400 --> 01:04:16,880
Speaker 9: the world is not the Toyota Wrap four, Jenny, it

1317
01:04:16,960 --> 01:04:18,280
Speaker 9: was the Toyota Prius.

1318
01:04:18,360 --> 01:04:19,720
Speaker 13: Ah so close. Yeah.

1319
01:04:19,880 --> 01:04:23,440
Speaker 9: Friend in Spanish is Amigo. And Judy Shindlin is host

1320
01:04:23,520 --> 01:04:26,400
Speaker 9: of Judge Judy, also known as Judy Justice.

1321
01:04:26,440 --> 01:04:29,600
Speaker 4: Now he's twenty million a year, guys, know it's crazy.

1322
01:04:29,640 --> 01:04:31,480
Speaker 7: Well, she's got a lot more degrees than we do.

1323
01:04:31,680 --> 01:04:33,840
Speaker 9: Jenny, thanks for playing come back and play against Soon.

1324
01:04:33,840 --> 01:04:35,960
Speaker 17: Okay, yeah, all right, thank you.

1325
01:04:35,960 --> 01:04:37,040
Speaker 7: You didn't do her consolation.

1326
01:04:37,320 --> 01:04:40,920
Speaker 9: Oh no, shouldn't get one. I'm just kidding. Just for playing, Jenny,

1327
01:04:40,960 --> 01:04:43,160
Speaker 9: you win a twenty five dollars Disney gift card VALLID

1328
01:04:43,160 --> 01:04:45,560
Speaker 9: at any Disney resort, theme park or online in the

1329
01:04:45,560 --> 01:04:46,280
Speaker 9: Disney Store.

1330
01:04:46,640 --> 01:04:48,320
Speaker 17: A great. Oh we'll give it to my children.

1331
01:04:48,720 --> 01:04:49,320
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1332
01:04:49,520 --> 01:04:51,680
Speaker 9: Perfect, come back and play against Soon, Jenny. We're gonna

1333
01:04:51,680 --> 01:04:53,760
Speaker 9: do win Brooks Bucks same time on Monday

1334
01:04:54,240 --> 01:04:56,600
Speaker 2: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.