WEBVTT - Hour 2: Cryosleep 0:00:11.000 --> 0:00:16.560 This is a Jesse Kelly Show. Hello everyone, this is 0:00:16.640 --> 0:00:20.400 the Jesse Kelly Show. Jamie Allman so happy to be 0:00:21.160 --> 0:00:23.759 filling in for the great Jesse Kelly. Glad to be 0:00:23.840 --> 0:00:26.680 with you. And oh yeah, Creedens is the perfect intro 0:00:26.800 --> 0:00:30.520 for this one, because I've been saying all along that 0:00:30.560 --> 0:00:35.159 we are the new hippies. We common sense conservatives are 0:00:35.200 --> 0:00:40.920 the new hippies. We are the new piece Nicks. We're 0:00:41.040 --> 0:00:47.680 anti establishment. We're into clean food and even for that matter, 0:00:48.200 --> 0:00:51.320 clean water in terms of fluoride free water. You know, 0:00:52.159 --> 0:00:55.960 and who would have ever imagined that our hippie leader 0:00:56.720 --> 0:01:00.480 would actually be a guy who never takes a tie 0:01:00.520 --> 0:01:05.800 off even when he is wearing a sanitation jacket. It's 0:01:05.840 --> 0:01:08.440 pretty cool and it's kind of a happy time. The 0:01:08.480 --> 0:01:11.320 only thing we're maybe not doing I think. I don't 0:01:11.360 --> 0:01:15.520 think we really have been pulled into the Birkenstock kind 0:01:15.560 --> 0:01:20.000 of category. Yet we're not wearing those shoes and never will. 0:01:20.440 --> 0:01:24.920 But that's about it. And we're also, of course into changes. 0:01:25.000 --> 0:01:30.399 We're into changing the establishment. We're actually not worshippers of 0:01:30.520 --> 0:01:34.760 the FBI and the CIA. Remember back in the day, 0:01:35.880 --> 0:01:39.399 the people who were the worshippers of the CIA and 0:01:39.440 --> 0:01:44.160 the FBI and all these government institutions were supposedly these 0:01:44.360 --> 0:01:48.760 jack booted conservative thugs or whatever it was. And no, no, 0:01:48.920 --> 0:01:52.360 we're we're the new ones. We're we're even into weed, 0:01:52.640 --> 0:01:55.640 which is really pretty interesting. I personally am not, but 0:01:55.760 --> 0:01:59.800 you know other people are, and knock yourself out, and 0:01:59.840 --> 0:02:02.440 we're they're also counter cultural, if you can believe that, 0:02:02.920 --> 0:02:06.880 except our counter culturalism is coming in a little bit 0:02:06.880 --> 0:02:09.639 different format. I'll get that to you in just a 0:02:09.680 --> 0:02:15.119 little bit. So one of our hippie leaders also could 0:02:15.160 --> 0:02:19.639 wind up being RFK Junior, and he is really going 0:02:19.720 --> 0:02:25.680 full bore against big pharma, which basically is keeping us 0:02:26.280 --> 0:02:32.360 from having anything but pills to resolve our issues. In 0:02:32.440 --> 0:02:37.000 pills manufactured by pharmaceutical companies. They're the largest contributor to 0:02:37.240 --> 0:02:41.440 contributors to political campaigns and politicians in this country, the 0:02:41.600 --> 0:02:45.440 number one contributor to political campaigns, which is another reason 0:02:45.440 --> 0:02:48.799 why you're not seeing a lot of really great alternative 0:02:48.840 --> 0:02:55.120 medicines getting through because the pharmaceutical industry lobbies so hard 0:02:55.600 --> 0:03:01.079 against it. He's also going after the food in industrial complex, 0:03:01.080 --> 0:03:04.240 which I'm glad that President Trump brought that up, and 0:03:04.280 --> 0:03:09.440 I love that term. And going after stuff that's in 0:03:09.480 --> 0:03:11.720 our food that we shouldn't be eating. And you know what, 0:03:11.840 --> 0:03:16.880 oddly enough, as much as the liberals worship Europe, the 0:03:16.880 --> 0:03:23.080 one thing that they seemingly are not in congruence with 0:03:23.160 --> 0:03:25.880 Europe on it is would be additives in our food. 0:03:27.160 --> 0:03:32.360 And so RFK juniors on this tear regarding our food 0:03:32.400 --> 0:03:35.960 supply and the kinds of dies and additives and things 0:03:36.040 --> 0:03:40.760 like that we're putting in the food supply and allowing 0:03:40.800 --> 0:03:43.680 it in spite of the fact that much of what 0:03:44.000 --> 0:03:47.440 is used in this country in our food isn't even 0:03:47.480 --> 0:03:53.040 allowed in European countries. And so RFK put out this 0:03:53.080 --> 0:03:54.480 really great video. It's on YouTube. 0:03:54.480 --> 0:03:58.600 This is how and Tocsin's end up in every supermarketisle. 0:03:58.880 --> 0:04:02.040 Let me show you what I'm I mean Dorito's cheese. 0:04:02.040 --> 0:04:04.560 It's cap'n Crunch, gummy bears. 0:04:04.760 --> 0:04:07.600 I love the fact that he pronounced cap'n Crunch correctly, 0:04:07.760 --> 0:04:10.200 you know, because normally you and me just say Captain 0:04:10.280 --> 0:04:13.160 to Crunch, Captain crunch. But he's like cap'n Crunch, He's 0:04:13.160 --> 0:04:15.160 like right on, he's like very detailed. 0:04:15.600 --> 0:04:17.400 Everyone knows that these are jump foods. 0:04:17.400 --> 0:04:20.280 So and then he picks up a box of fruit loops. Now, 0:04:20.760 --> 0:04:24.120 I have to admit because I didn't grow up with 0:04:24.240 --> 0:04:28.279 sugar cereal. My mom was not didn't allow anything with 0:04:28.720 --> 0:04:32.200 sugared cereus. So I would watch cartoons and see all 0:04:32.200 --> 0:04:36.760 these kids eating fruit loops and tricks and everything else, 0:04:37.240 --> 0:04:40.680 and that was never part of my diet as a kid. 0:04:40.760 --> 0:04:44.840 So we had grape nuts, Life Cereal, which is about 0:04:44.839 --> 0:04:47.360 as sugar as anything get and maybe Raisin brand where 0:04:47.400 --> 0:04:50.719 the where the raisins are sugared a little bit, but 0:04:50.760 --> 0:04:53.480 other than that, no, it was not. There was no 0:04:53.600 --> 0:04:56.680 processed foods anywhere in the land in my home, so 0:04:56.720 --> 0:05:01.800 I wasn't exposed to a lot of these really things 0:05:01.800 --> 0:05:04.200 that I really wanted to eat. You know, I would 0:05:04.200 --> 0:05:07.279 watch other kids eat hell. We didn't even have boloney 0:05:07.360 --> 0:05:10.480 for crying out loud that now that's a sin. But anyway, 0:05:10.680 --> 0:05:13.880 so it was the first time that I ever knew 0:05:13.920 --> 0:05:17.680 that fruit in fruit loops was spelled with two o's. 0:05:18.000 --> 0:05:19.680 And that's because I never looked at the box, because 0:05:19.720 --> 0:05:23.000 I never saw the box in my house, and so 0:05:23.120 --> 0:05:25.960 I didn't know that That's something I learned through this 0:05:26.000 --> 0:05:30.240 process of watching RFK. But he's pointing out all of 0:05:30.279 --> 0:05:35.600 these dyes and additives in our cereals and in our 0:05:35.640 --> 0:05:37.960 food because you all know remember back in the day, 0:05:38.839 --> 0:05:42.960 like I remember this very explicitly nineteen ninety two, and 0:05:43.080 --> 0:05:46.240 that was kind of a turn about in people attempting 0:05:46.279 --> 0:05:51.960 to kind of redo our health profile. So first they 0:05:52.000 --> 0:05:55.000 came up with olestra. Oh, look, we're going to make 0:05:55.000 --> 0:05:58.120 potato chips with olestra until people ate half a bag 0:05:58.160 --> 0:06:00.760 of potato chips and wound up on the toilet for 0:06:00.800 --> 0:06:03.120 the next hour because a lestro was going right through you. 0:06:03.760 --> 0:06:06.440 But there was a lot of identifiers, like, for instance, 0:06:06.440 --> 0:06:11.039 Pepsi clear. Pepsi clear came out, you remember that, and 0:06:11.360 --> 0:06:13.720 people kind of liked it. Some people liked it. It 0:06:13.800 --> 0:06:17.719 was it gave this impression that it was cleaner and 0:06:17.800 --> 0:06:20.039 everything else, and technically it was because it didn't have 0:06:20.080 --> 0:06:24.760 the dye in it that made pepsi brown, for instance. 0:06:25.320 --> 0:06:26.960 But the problem is a lot of people are like, 0:06:27.640 --> 0:06:30.880 I'm not drinking that because it's not brown. And I 0:06:30.920 --> 0:06:33.920 grew up with pepsi. Pepsi was always brown. Pretty much 0:06:33.960 --> 0:06:37.720 everything is clear until you put a dye in it 0:06:37.920 --> 0:06:41.960 or whatever it happens to be. And that's been the problem. 0:06:41.760 --> 0:06:44.279 Maybe you wouldn't be too surprised to see that the 0:06:44.480 --> 0:06:48.359 ingredients include a lot of poisons, including a harmful yellow 0:06:48.440 --> 0:06:52.200 dye called tatrazine or yellow dye number five. Well you 0:06:52.320 --> 0:06:55.039 may not know is that this di was originally made 0:06:55.040 --> 0:06:57.800 out of the sludge this left over when you turn 0:06:57.920 --> 0:07:01.920 coal into coke for blastphern It's called colt aar. And 0:07:02.000 --> 0:07:06.680 I've actually ursued many big industries or legacy contamination of 0:07:06.760 --> 0:07:10.120 coultar all around the country because it's so toxic and 0:07:10.120 --> 0:07:12.560 it's so harmful to the environment in human beings. 0:07:12.600 --> 0:07:15.160 And he's showing this yellow dye and then he shows 0:07:15.200 --> 0:07:19.320 a chicken wing being dipped into really what I have 0:07:19.400 --> 0:07:23.880 to admit looks like delicious looking cheese, except it's dyed yellow. 0:07:24.040 --> 0:07:27.400 But it made me hungry. But anyway, that's the problem. 0:07:27.480 --> 0:07:31.240 And so what happened is he said that these dyes 0:07:31.480 --> 0:07:35.680 have to go. There has to be a new regulatory profile. 0:07:36.160 --> 0:07:39.320 And so what happened The New York Times, and again 0:07:39.480 --> 0:07:43.240 this is slapping yourself in the face, right the media 0:07:43.320 --> 0:07:45.559 constantly doing this. The New York Times decided to fact 0:07:45.720 --> 0:07:51.040 check RFK Junior and here's how it went. Mister Kennedy 0:07:51.120 --> 0:07:53.880 has singled out fruit loops as an example of a 0:07:53.920 --> 0:07:59.040 product with too many artificial ingredients, questioning why the Canadian 0:07:59.160 --> 0:08:04.360 version had fewer than the US version, But he was wrong. 0:08:05.200 --> 0:08:09.720 The ingredient list is roughly the same, although Canada's has 0:08:10.080 --> 0:08:14.600 natural colorings made from blueberries and carrots, while the US 0:08:14.720 --> 0:08:19.200 product contains red dye forty and yellow five. Excuse me, 0:08:19.280 --> 0:08:23.000 New York Times, that's a fact check. No, it's not. 0:08:23.520 --> 0:08:27.960 It's a reaffirmation of what Kennedy was talking about. All 0:08:28.000 --> 0:08:30.640 the other ingredients in there, of course, are terrible, but 0:08:30.800 --> 0:08:35.160 the main focus of RFK Junior is on those dyes, 0:08:35.679 --> 0:08:39.360 and they're like, well, it's not really true that the 0:08:39.520 --> 0:08:41.800 ingredients are markedly different. It's like, well, on the two 0:08:41.840 --> 0:08:48.240 most important things, It's true Canada uses blueberries and carrots 0:08:48.320 --> 0:08:53.760 for its dyes and the US uses red dye number 0:08:53.800 --> 0:08:58.319 forty and yellow number five, which are all having toxic 0:08:58.360 --> 0:09:02.080 effects on our children and what we're doing now. I 0:09:02.120 --> 0:09:06.080 don't want him to go in and, for instance, mandate 0:09:06.160 --> 0:09:09.640 that McDonald's not sell two for one big Max. I mean, 0:09:10.040 --> 0:09:14.160 there's some degree of personal responsibility in our intake and 0:09:14.160 --> 0:09:16.240 what we eat and everything else. But there's also a 0:09:16.280 --> 0:09:21.040 responsibility on the part of these manufacturies to stop poisoning us, 0:09:21.880 --> 0:09:24.240 and that's what he's talking about. But again to my 0:09:24.360 --> 0:09:29.040 point about the media constantly slapping itself in the face 0:09:29.080 --> 0:09:31.960 and reaffirming what we already know. And this was not 0:09:32.040 --> 0:09:36.160 a fact check. This was an absolute reaffirmation of everything 0:09:36.720 --> 0:09:40.640 OURFK Junior was talking about. And there's another example. The 0:09:40.679 --> 0:09:45.080 media just can't win for losing and lying. That's for sure. Hey, 0:09:45.240 --> 0:09:49.560 are you folks ready for high speed rail in the US. 0:09:49.880 --> 0:09:52.360 They're pushing that even after Trump's elected. This is the 0:09:52.400 --> 0:09:55.719 Jesse Kelly Show, and I'm Jamie Allmon. Hello, my friends, 0:09:55.920 --> 0:09:59.680 this is the Jesse Kelly Show. Jamie Allman here, super 0:09:59.720 --> 0:10:02.240 Plas used to be filling in for the great Jesse Kelly. 0:10:03.040 --> 0:10:07.160 And you know, watching football over the weekend, and what's 0:10:07.200 --> 0:10:11.680 one game where there was an interception and the quarterback 0:10:11.679 --> 0:10:16.120 basically just threw it right to the defense and it 0:10:16.160 --> 0:10:21.960 was intercepted. And imagine a post game the quarterback or 0:10:21.960 --> 0:10:25.800 the coach of the team that threw the interception comes 0:10:26.480 --> 0:10:28.040 out and says, you know what we ought to do. 0:10:29.240 --> 0:10:31.640 We ought to keep throwing interceptions. That's what we ought to. 0:10:32.000 --> 0:10:36.199 That seems like a key. That seems like that one 0:10:36.200 --> 0:10:39.360 of the ingredients of a sure victory is just throwing 0:10:39.400 --> 0:10:45.520 more interceptions. Well, similarly, we have the woke left and 0:10:45.640 --> 0:10:49.720 the Democrats who are all at this point coming back 0:10:49.800 --> 0:10:54.880 for another round of humiliation. And by this, I'm telling 0:10:54.920 --> 0:10:59.920 you the people on the internet deciding now's a good 0:11:00.080 --> 0:11:07.840 time to promote nationwide high speed rail. And I'm thinking you, 0:11:07.880 --> 0:11:10.120 what are you thinking? You guys aren't like thinking about 0:11:10.240 --> 0:11:15.000 maybe changing up your patterns or changing up your outreach 0:11:15.080 --> 0:11:19.560 or whatever. You're just gonna keep doing this. You're just 0:11:19.559 --> 0:11:23.000 gonna keep throwing these ideas out there, and you're still 0:11:23.400 --> 0:11:28.600 going at it even after you've been defeated, even after 0:11:29.360 --> 0:11:34.040 voters have rejected the Democrat policies. And we'll get into 0:11:34.040 --> 0:11:36.320 this a little later too, because now the Democrat Party 0:11:36.360 --> 0:11:39.720 is basically the party of white people making one hundred 0:11:39.760 --> 0:11:43.720 thousand dollars or more. So there you go. But actually, 0:11:43.760 --> 0:11:46.800 the high speed rail thing is a great example of 0:11:46.880 --> 0:11:53.960 the liberals who just can nasal naval gaze and think 0:11:53.960 --> 0:11:57.559 about things that most of us don't have the luxury 0:11:57.600 --> 0:12:00.520 to think about. And this would be for since high 0:12:00.520 --> 0:12:04.880 speed rail let's spend more money. Let's spend more tax 0:12:04.960 --> 0:12:09.840 dollars on something that nobody is going to use. And 0:12:09.880 --> 0:12:13.760 I understand other European countries and they do. You have 0:12:13.920 --> 0:12:17.600 in France the tajeve and people get around that way 0:12:17.600 --> 0:12:20.839 in France. France is the size of Wisconsin, so it 0:12:20.920 --> 0:12:24.400 works pretty well. But a high speed rail system in 0:12:24.480 --> 0:12:27.440 the United States of America isn't going to work. They're 0:12:27.440 --> 0:12:30.760 trying to build one out in California constantly over budget, 0:12:30.800 --> 0:12:33.000 and not to mention what you have to clear out 0:12:34.000 --> 0:12:38.400 in order to make the high speed rail system. So 0:12:38.880 --> 0:12:42.720 you think those windmills are an obstruction to our environment, 0:12:43.160 --> 0:12:46.600 just wait until they start tearing things up along a 0:12:46.679 --> 0:12:49.040 highway or whateverwhere where we're going to do it to 0:12:49.080 --> 0:12:52.520 make room for a high speed rail project. Now I 0:12:52.559 --> 0:12:54.000 know there are a bunch of projects that we're going 0:12:54.080 --> 0:12:56.840 to do, like a tube or something like that. It 0:12:56.840 --> 0:13:01.319 would be like a cylinder that would go high speed 0:13:01.400 --> 0:13:04.839 from Saint Louis to Kansas City or from Kansas City 0:13:04.880 --> 0:13:09.480 and beyond whatever. But we have tubes that go faster 0:13:09.559 --> 0:13:15.120 than cars and they're called airplanes, which is a phenomenal 0:13:15.160 --> 0:13:19.960 invention that gets us from one place to another faster 0:13:21.080 --> 0:13:26.880 And is it more expensive to fly? Yeah? Is it 0:13:26.920 --> 0:13:32.320 more expensive to the taxpayer to fly? No, there's your example. 0:13:32.440 --> 0:13:36.480 If you want to fly, you can fly. The high 0:13:36.480 --> 0:13:42.280 speed rail system requires an investment by the government that 0:13:42.320 --> 0:13:45.600 the government at this point can't afford. And so you 0:13:45.679 --> 0:13:48.400 have a system. And plus, nobody wants it because most 0:13:48.440 --> 0:13:52.240 people like to be in their cars and and take 0:13:52.280 --> 0:13:55.000 their road trips and take their things. And if they 0:13:55.000 --> 0:13:58.040 don't want to do that, they buy an airplane ticket 0:13:59.360 --> 0:14:03.320 and they fly to their locations. And plus, you know, 0:14:04.080 --> 0:14:09.080 I guarantee you Obviously, crashing an airplane is certainly not pleasant, 0:14:09.520 --> 0:14:13.319 but if you can imagine derailing at four hundred miles 0:14:13.360 --> 0:14:17.400 an hour in a ground level cylinder, that would not 0:14:17.520 --> 0:14:20.680 be fun either. In fact, it'd probably be more fun 0:14:20.720 --> 0:14:22.560 to be in a plane crash and it would be 0:14:22.680 --> 0:14:25.000 to be in a high speed rail crash. But that's 0:14:25.040 --> 0:14:26.920 what they're doing. So all over the internet they're now 0:14:27.000 --> 0:14:29.880 trying to bring up and they're trying to force the 0:14:29.960 --> 0:14:35.320 Trump administration to start to get in with this idea 0:14:35.880 --> 0:14:38.800 of creating a high speed rail system. Well I'm sorry, 0:14:39.000 --> 0:14:43.600 but that's not going to be part of any Trump 0:14:44.040 --> 0:14:47.720 administration policy, and you know how Trump feels about the 0:14:47.760 --> 0:14:51.040 windmills and that kind of thing. Anyway, disrupting the environment. 0:14:51.080 --> 0:14:57.480 There's nothing more anti environment than cutting through swatches of 0:14:58.080 --> 0:15:01.480 natural turf to build a high speed rail. But they're 0:15:01.520 --> 0:15:04.760 still doing it all over the internet. These are people 0:15:04.760 --> 0:15:06.800 who say, hey, you know, a lot of our lives 0:15:06.840 --> 0:15:10.200 would be incredibly different if this existed, and it's a 0:15:10.280 --> 0:15:13.640 high speed rail. And I'm wondering if anybody ever borowed 0:15:13.640 --> 0:15:16.760 to ask it. These people tell me, how would our 0:15:16.800 --> 0:15:20.600 lives be incredibly different except for the fact that we'd 0:15:20.640 --> 0:15:24.960 be spending a lot more government money on building up 0:15:25.520 --> 0:15:29.360 these high speed rail systems, and not only would they 0:15:29.440 --> 0:15:32.960 be over budget, but then nobody's going to use them. 0:15:33.240 --> 0:15:36.600 I personally, flying is so much easier and it's so 0:15:36.720 --> 0:15:39.760 much better, and driving is the other option, and there 0:15:39.840 --> 0:15:42.360 you go. And then some people who don't want to 0:15:42.400 --> 0:15:44.720 do that, either don't have a car or are scared 0:15:44.720 --> 0:15:50.160 to fly. They take the unending train trip, which basically 0:15:51.040 --> 0:15:54.520 is an unending event. Sometimes it's fun, but very few 0:15:54.520 --> 0:15:58.680 of us have time to take twelve hours, for instance, 0:15:58.720 --> 0:16:01.320 to go from one city to the next. That was 0:16:01.480 --> 0:16:04.280 way back in the day when airplanes flew at fifty 0:16:04.320 --> 0:16:06.760 miles an hour and it took twelve hours or eight 0:16:06.800 --> 0:16:09.480 hours to go from Pittsburgh to Dallas. That kind of thing. 0:16:10.000 --> 0:16:14.000 But these people keep on coming back for these second 0:16:14.120 --> 0:16:18.600 helpings of idiocy and refuse to give up on this 0:16:18.840 --> 0:16:25.120 idea of trying to change our lives, presumably because it's greener, 0:16:25.880 --> 0:16:29.240 and there's no way that a high speed rail system 0:16:29.440 --> 0:16:33.080 is in any way, shape or for greener. And to 0:16:33.120 --> 0:16:36.440 the point even where the proof is that even electric 0:16:36.600 --> 0:16:40.200 cars are not greener electric cars. You could have one 0:16:40.280 --> 0:16:43.960 hundred percent electric car usage in America and you still 0:16:44.280 --> 0:16:47.520 will have an effect on the environment on carbon emissions 0:16:47.560 --> 0:16:51.440 of about zero point zero three percent. It's why the 0:16:51.480 --> 0:16:54.520 rental car companies are selling them off, because no one 0:16:54.680 --> 0:16:57.920 rents an electric car. When you're on a business trip 0:16:58.000 --> 0:17:00.840 or a vacation. You don't want to stop and plug 0:17:00.880 --> 0:17:03.320 your car in somewhere for two hours before you can 0:17:03.360 --> 0:17:06.159 move anywhere. So these guys keep on coming back for 0:17:06.200 --> 0:17:09.359 a second up. And I have an idea though for them, 0:17:09.560 --> 0:17:12.520 actually it's a great parody ad, but it's a great 0:17:12.560 --> 0:17:17.680 idea to let some of these crazies live trump free 0:17:17.880 --> 0:17:20.520 for the next four years. I'll have that for you next. Oh, 0:17:20.600 --> 0:17:24.199 the Jesse Kelly Show. This is Jamie Almon feeling a 0:17:24.200 --> 0:17:28.240 little stocky. Follow lunch and subscribe on social at Jesse 0:17:28.400 --> 0:17:33.040 Kelly DC. Hello everyone, this is the Jesse Kelly Show, 0:17:33.200 --> 0:17:36.240 Jamie Almon filling in for you. And by now you've 0:17:36.280 --> 0:17:40.920 probably heard of the cruise line that is out there 0:17:41.040 --> 0:17:46.280 and they are offering people a trip that will last 0:17:46.520 --> 0:17:51.200 four years, and it goes to one hundred and forty 0:17:51.920 --> 0:17:56.560 different countries. And if you don't want to have to 0:17:56.600 --> 0:18:01.239 put up with a Trump America, you can buy a 0:18:01.280 --> 0:18:04.639 ticket on this cruise line that will take you to 0:18:04.680 --> 0:18:08.000 one hundred and forty different countries. And oddly enough, it's 0:18:08.880 --> 0:18:12.520 two hundred and fifty six thousand dollars for the trip. 0:18:13.760 --> 0:18:16.240 And I was thinking to myself. I was doing the math, 0:18:16.840 --> 0:18:19.280 and I'm not even good at math, but this math 0:18:19.359 --> 0:18:23.000 seemed kind of easy. I'm thinking, two hundred and fifty 0:18:23.000 --> 0:18:27.920 six thousand dollars to go on a cruise and visit 0:18:27.920 --> 0:18:31.399 one hundred and forty different countries, if of course, you 0:18:31.440 --> 0:18:34.919 have the time and don't need and don't need to work, 0:18:35.400 --> 0:18:39.199 seems like kind of a bargain because I figured it 0:18:39.240 --> 0:18:42.960 out that it boils down to about one hundred and 0:18:42.960 --> 0:18:48.360 seventy five dollars a day. Now, for most of us, 0:18:48.560 --> 0:18:51.639 we'd think, well, that's expensive, because that's like staying in 0:18:51.680 --> 0:18:54.680 a hotel every night. But when you think about all 0:18:54.760 --> 0:18:59.840 the things that you don't have to buy or for, 0:19:00.119 --> 0:19:03.960 since presumably you'd sell your house or rented or whatever, 0:19:04.880 --> 0:19:07.719 and so you wouldn't have to pay a mortgage. You 0:19:07.720 --> 0:19:10.760 could sell your car and you wouldn't have to make 0:19:10.800 --> 0:19:15.000 a car payment, You wouldn't have to buy groceries, you 0:19:15.040 --> 0:19:20.560 wouldn't have to spend money on electric bills or gas 0:19:20.600 --> 0:19:25.359 bills or anything of the sort. You wouldn't have to 0:19:25.440 --> 0:19:27.720 spend anything. I think for the most people, if you 0:19:27.760 --> 0:19:32.720 really boil down your daily life, we're probably already maybe 0:19:32.840 --> 0:19:35.600 spending one hundred and seventy five dollars a day to 0:19:35.600 --> 0:19:37.760 a certain degree. So it doesn't seem like it's that 0:19:38.920 --> 0:19:42.199 hard of a deal to go ahead and go on 0:19:42.280 --> 0:19:44.439 the cruise. Although I'm not one of those people who 0:19:44.440 --> 0:19:47.280 would want to leave the United States of America, I 0:19:47.320 --> 0:19:50.240 want to see how this whole thing plays out, because, 0:19:50.520 --> 0:19:53.320 as President Trump says, we're going to be in the 0:19:53.920 --> 0:19:59.200 golden age of America a new Golden age, which I love, 0:20:00.080 --> 0:20:04.920 a new common sense conservative age where everybody is kind 0:20:04.920 --> 0:20:09.360 of on the same page. Everybody's dancing to YMCA, and 0:20:09.400 --> 0:20:13.840 so it just seems almost like overdone in how wonderful 0:20:13.880 --> 0:20:16.800 it is and how exciting it is. And of course, 0:20:16.840 --> 0:20:18.800 the only thing that President Trump has to do is 0:20:19.400 --> 0:20:21.560 accomplish what he wants to accomplish. 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And then what happens is, as an 0:22:58.560 --> 0:23:03.640 addition to this little get up on this ad, then 0:23:03.720 --> 0:23:07.320 they have something to fast forward to. And that's twenty 0:23:07.440 --> 0:23:13.520 thirty three. So the people who have frozen themselves presumably 0:23:13.600 --> 0:23:16.919 for maybe even eight years, are going to wake up 0:23:17.000 --> 0:23:25.040 realizing something that they maybe didn't expect. Start eight January 0:23:25.119 --> 0:23:26.320 sixth twenty three. 0:23:26.760 --> 0:23:28.080 Oh, please tell me it's over. 0:23:28.960 --> 0:23:30.200 Wait, something isn't right. 0:23:31.119 --> 0:23:34.080 This is your Captain, Elon Musk. I want to be 0:23:34.119 --> 0:23:38.639 the first one to welcome you to Mars. So Elon 0:23:38.800 --> 0:23:44.200 Musk has reconfigured his his whole project, his space project 0:23:44.280 --> 0:23:49.880 SpaceX into a ship where these people who have been 0:23:49.880 --> 0:23:53.480 asleep so they wouldn't know, presumably, and so at that 0:23:53.600 --> 0:23:59.040 point Elon Musk then would put them and their cryout 0:23:59.119 --> 0:24:07.600 chambers into a ship and take them to Mars. Sorry, 0:24:07.680 --> 0:24:10.720 Donald Trump Junior was just elected president. And so this 0:24:10.880 --> 0:24:16.320 is twenty thirty two and Trump Junior is elected president. 0:24:16.400 --> 0:24:19.880 And Nick Bosa, you know, the forty nine ers guy 0:24:19.920 --> 0:24:23.719 who interrupted the and I think he still got fined 0:24:23.800 --> 0:24:27.440 for it or whatever to to wear his make America 0:24:27.480 --> 0:24:29.760 Great Again hat and all that kind of stuff. He's 0:24:29.880 --> 0:24:31.080 vice president. 0:24:31.200 --> 0:24:33.720 And he deported all don't cry cry out customers to Mars. 0:24:34.760 --> 0:24:40.159 So the people who were who were frozen were ultimately 0:24:40.280 --> 0:24:49.879 then deported to Mars. What, yeah, welcome to Musk City 0:24:50.080 --> 0:24:53.800 on Mars. This is the fate. So people are either 0:24:53.880 --> 0:24:57.600 going to get used to it or they're going to 0:24:57.680 --> 0:25:00.880 have to find some escape. And you see them kind 0:25:00.880 --> 0:25:03.479 of clamoring and trying to figure out, well, maybe if 0:25:03.520 --> 0:25:07.120 we just keep pushing high speed rail, everything will change. 0:25:07.160 --> 0:25:09.680 If we just got to stick to our same old, 0:25:09.720 --> 0:25:12.639 same old, if we just keep calling Pete Hegseth a 0:25:12.760 --> 0:25:17.000 racist and a white supremacist, maybe things will change for us. 0:25:17.040 --> 0:25:21.040 These people are never going to learn. And the reality 0:25:21.160 --> 0:25:23.639 is that I thought about this even before the election. 0:25:24.560 --> 0:25:27.960 I knew that there might be a lot of liberals 0:25:27.960 --> 0:25:31.879 thinking to themselves, you know, Trump might not really be 0:25:32.000 --> 0:25:34.399 that bad. I mean, we're dealing with all these people 0:25:34.400 --> 0:25:38.800 who continue to embarrass us with their woke policies and 0:25:38.880 --> 0:25:42.880 their name calling, and their lack of productivity, and their 0:25:43.000 --> 0:25:47.480 terrible economies and their wars and everything else. And I'm 0:25:47.520 --> 0:25:52.679 thinking maybe electing Trump wouldn't be so bad. And I 0:25:52.720 --> 0:25:55.560 think ultimately, and we haven't been able to kind of 0:25:55.600 --> 0:25:58.800 determine this yet, but I think ultimately there were a 0:25:58.800 --> 0:26:01.760 lot of people Democrats. I'd love to see what the 0:26:01.760 --> 0:26:05.960 Democrat vote totals were for President Trump, and these would 0:26:06.000 --> 0:26:10.480 be the closet vote totals for President Trump. This coalition 0:26:10.840 --> 0:26:14.280