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Speaker 1: Well, I invited you here, thought I made myself perfectly clear.

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Speaker 2: But you're a guest to my home.

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Speaker 1: You gotta come to me empty, and I said, no guests.

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Speaker 1: Your presences presents enough, and I already had too much stuff.

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Speaker 2: So how do you dance to surbey me?

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Speaker 3: Welcome to I said, no gifts. I'm Richard Wineger. I

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Speaker 3: made it home from lunch safely, so I'm here in

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Speaker 3: the backyard. That's exciting.

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Speaker 2: What else? What else?

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Speaker 3: Well, yesterday I charged my electric toothbrush all day. This

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Speaker 3: morning I go to brush my teeth, it tells me

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Speaker 3: the batteries still out. One of us is lying. I

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Speaker 3: don't know which. I'm hoping that it's not already broken.

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Speaker 3: But we'll just have to wait and see. It's back

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Speaker 3: on the charging doc. Happy Valentine's Day. I know it's

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Speaker 3: no longer Valentine's Day for you, but it is for

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Speaker 3: me and I just I had to reach out and

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Speaker 3: wish you a happy Valentine's Day. I've said several things,

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Speaker 3: none of them really connected to each other. That's fine,

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Speaker 3: we should get into the podcast. I love today's guests.

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Speaker 3: She's just wonderful. It's Ginger Gonzaga Ginger.

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Speaker 2: Welcome to I said, no gifts.

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Speaker 4: Hello, I wish I had brought you an electric toothbrush.

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Speaker 3: I've had this for maybe two months.

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Speaker 4: Ah, okay, the battery writ Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I've got to reach out and complain.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, we got to get on the instant chat on

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Speaker 4: whatever site and we screen grab all of it and

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Speaker 4: we let them know and have them send us another one.

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Speaker 3: These instant chats. The AI chat is the most frustrating

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Speaker 3: thing in the world. It makes you feel completely helpless. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: I have an assistant who has a gift for like

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Speaker 4: the chatting customer service thing, and somehow everything comes back

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Speaker 4: to me in the mail for free. And I'm like,

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I need somebody to step in and solve the situation.

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Speaker 3: Are you using electric toothbrush?

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Speaker 2: I am not.

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Speaker 4: I am aware that I won't charge it. So I've

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Speaker 4: learned who I am at this point, and I just

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Speaker 2: Oh fantastic.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, this is a new development in my life. And

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Speaker 3: I am brushing your teeth. Yeah, brush your teeth in general,

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Speaker 3: been begging me for years. No, the electric thing, I

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Speaker 3: don't know if I'm doing it correctly. Yeah, I don't

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Speaker 3: know if I'm pushing hard enough, soft enough. I think

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Speaker 2: As you do it.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, are you supposed to you don't have that. Is

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Speaker 4: it supposed to just kind of do everything for you

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Speaker 4: but you monitor the pressure?

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Speaker 3: Yes, But I don't trust that it's doing everything for

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Speaker 3: him because I've got teeth.

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Speaker 3: I'm used to absolutely grinding my teeth with a manual toothbrush,

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Speaker 3: and so when this is just barely doing anything, question

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Speaker 3: what's going on? I feel like I'm headed for so

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Speaker 3: many cavities. You on the way over, you got your

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Speaker 3: dog a dog leash? This is what I've learned pre podcast.

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Speaker 4: Yes, And I felt very guilty because I'm like, she

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Speaker 2: Is the environment no longer going to exist?

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Speaker 4: Because I bought this extra leash and then I was like, well,

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Speaker 3: To resell a dog leash I.

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Speaker 3: I feel like a rope leish is probably fairly environmentally friendly.

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Speaker 3: Okay, so neither of these is made of plastic or.

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Speaker 3: Well, your dog is to blame here. The dog's a

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Speaker 4: I have two Chihuahua mutt mixes rescue things.

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Speaker 3: Those are lovely partner names.

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Speaker 4: and training? Oh yeah, he's going to come back learning

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Speaker 4: The No, that's why I could never have a big

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Speaker 3: Yeah, my dog has been eating dirt out of the

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Speaker 3: I might have to send her to get her in

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Speaker 4: My dog, the one, my special dog with aggression issues

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Speaker 4: I wish I could have had a camera in there.

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Speaker 3: Wait, and did you say you were going to show

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Speaker 2: This way, show.

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Speaker 3: Me a picture and there's just a peace of dog

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Speaker 4: Fascinating girl. Okay, wait, what did you see? National Geographic?

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Speaker 3: You know they're known for beautiful, scenic photos opening your

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Speaker 4: Wait, it was a photo photograph and so so I'm

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Speaker 4: sorry nature is now in the garbage.

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Speaker 2: A canause glad I checked. It was like the savannah.

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Speaker 4: But I haven't looked at a National Geographic since I

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Speaker 4: Okay, now, Geo, I'm seeing rats. I'm seeing whales and babies.

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Speaker 4: wait is this? This was just I would love to

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Speaker 4: see what you were describing as a rat. Never kidding,

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Speaker 4: It's just a person in a different land.

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Speaker 2: Let's see. I see, I'm going to look at it's

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Speaker 2: a pseudo memory. Oh no, baby birds.

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Speaker 3: That look like I'm gonna look my eyes so I

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Speaker 2: It was that's not gonna win any awards. Absolutely, Okay,

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Speaker 4: Sorry, okay, it was garbage. It's garbage focused, so I

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Speaker 3: There animal you're seeing it. It's like kind of a

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Speaker 3: one of those garbage cans. It's like a net type

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Speaker 2: Is it another pizza rat?

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Speaker 3: Is it two rats? It's three rats? Oh, I didn't

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Speaker 2: They're just discussing. This is like a size of a cat.

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Speaker 2: Where is this New York?

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Speaker 4: Of course, of course I love New York. But I

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Speaker 4: know it's I know it's running around there. Yeah, it's

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Speaker 4: a rat, one of them. So there's one on the

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Speaker 2: Then there's one.

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Speaker 4: Coming out of the garbage again, and I think he

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Speaker 2: It's another tea rat.

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Speaker 3: I feel like, was I imagining that?

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Speaker 2: Well, no, you don't see their teeth?

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Speaker 3: Okay, yeah you were?

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Speaker 2: This is that was just a trauma.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that I was just putting on the right.

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Speaker 4: Actually, I think it's a bad get or something. And

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Speaker 4: if you zoom in on their faces, they're very cute.

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Speaker 4: If you zoom in on their tails. You're like, you

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Speaker 4: disgusting vermin, get out of here, and also cross.

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Speaker 3: Oh, just like you describing this as making my toes curl.

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Speaker 3: This is not for me.

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Speaker 4: It is a pizza I would like to note that

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Speaker 4: in the it says, uh, yeah, so I guess there's

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Speaker 4: not one pizza rat. Can you imagine getting famous from

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Speaker 2: And now you can.

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Speaker 3: Imagine being all the other pizza rats and being like,

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Speaker 3: I've been doing this my entire life and I'm getting

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Speaker 3: nothing for it. Grow but that geo come on, no, no, no,

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Speaker 3: that's not what we want to see on the nat GEOE.

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Speaker 3: That should be nat Geo Extreme or nat Geo after Dark.

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Speaker 2: I feel like wild and weird.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, there's a second photo if you slip to the right,

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Speaker 4: and it's the guy.

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Speaker 2: I think it's safe to show you.

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Speaker 4: It's a guy being like, how cool it is that

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Speaker 3: Where does this frog exist? That's horrifying?

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Speaker 3: The miracle of childbirth was did you find it? Do

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Speaker 3: We might be able to today. That's why you can't

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Speaker 2: Phobia, that's what it is. That's a fear of tripping.

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Speaker 3: This is an aversion or repulsion to objects like honeycombs

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Speaker 4: But they wanted to decrease the temperature by ten degrees.

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Speaker 3: Please go away, I have I can't go to any

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Speaker 4: You think it's post COVID and nobody has any money.

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Speaker 4: We're lucky to be open.

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Speaker 3: That's probably true. I mean, I think because there was

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Speaker 4: I was freezing last night where I was, and they

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Speaker 3: Oh that was nice.

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Speaker 4: Place, I don't know, but they had lots of blankets

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Speaker 2: I got a good dirty second. Did you eat with

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Speaker 4: I would have, but I was afraid I would dirty

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Speaker 3: We've got that. We need to turn up the temperature.

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Speaker 2: Maybe maybe you're a knee mack whenever.

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Speaker 3: Look at me. I don't know even know if there's

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Speaker 4: Maybe we can get on their their page and their

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Speaker 3: I've had enough. The world is just absolutely falling apart.

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Speaker 3: It's horrifying to watch. What's more horrifying to watch Ginger.

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Speaker 3: I was so excited to have you on the podcast.

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Speaker 3: We you know, I have a really good time usually

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Speaker 3: I was thrilled to have you here today. Uh, maybe

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Speaker 3: I open it and here's Ginger holding something. Yeah, it's

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Speaker 3: a little brown box. The podcast again, I maybe maybe

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Speaker 3: this didn't come through the emails. Maybe yeah, I'll throw

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Speaker 3: no gift. There's this little brown box with the writing

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and it's like I didn't have any wrapping papers,

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Speaker 4: I read it. It seems like there's be able wrapping paper.

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Speaker 4: It tells you that there is.

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Speaker 3: Well, you're trying to get my pity now you can't

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Speaker 3: But other than open it on this podcast, should I

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Speaker 2: Yes, please open it.

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Speaker 4: I feel still giving this gift, but it's a it's

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Speaker 2: Weirdly, maybe vain gift. I don't know.

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Speaker 3: Before I open it, I'm going to say the box

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Speaker 2: I hope you're the final customer.

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Speaker 3: Is this the box that came in or is this

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Speaker 3: Oh interesting?

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Speaker 3: No I'm bleeding, actively bleeding. I'm going to go get

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Speaker 4: Oh no, okay, Ginger, I violently assaulted.

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Speaker 3: This is a podcast first that I've been attacked by

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Speaker 2: I feel so I drew blood.

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Speaker 3: An attempt on my life. Yeah, oh uh, listener, I'm

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Speaker 2: For a while. Your bandon also matches your shirt like color.

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Speaker 3: That's very nice, have stylish. Okay, well I'm bleeding, that's fine.

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Speaker 3: While I was opening it, the bigger shock was that

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Speaker 3: So she's given me a funko pop of her character,

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Speaker 3: and she halts, yes, Nikki, but.

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Speaker 2: I could sign it, you could sell it, all the

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Speaker 3: Incredible. Uh. I wonder why it says final customer or

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Speaker 2: I don't know.

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Speaker 3: Do you owt any other Funco pops? I?

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Speaker 2: While I own the Hulk and I own g Hulk.

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Speaker 4: They're like, no, no, no, yeah, no, I just bought

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Speaker 3: Okay, what do we think of the Funco Pops store?

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Speaker 2: I've never been in one.

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Speaker 2: I was just like, what is this? I never went inside.

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Speaker 4: I didn't realize until I had my own do all

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Speaker 4: that that store was a thing with dolls for adults.

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00:21:03,560 --> 00:21:05,120
Speaker 2: I guess, or whatever it is.

450
00:21:05,480 --> 00:21:07,119
Speaker 4: And now I know all these people that have Funko

451
00:21:07,160 --> 00:21:09,520
Speaker 4: Pops and I'm like, Okay, I don't know.

452
00:21:09,800 --> 00:21:11,000
Speaker 2: It seems so weird to me.

453
00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:15,159
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's like a collector aspect to it, where they

454
00:21:15,200 --> 00:21:18,600
Speaker 3: have those enormous lines outside the store. Yeah, the whole

455
00:21:18,600 --> 00:21:19,960
Speaker 3: thing makes me a little uneasy.

456
00:21:20,240 --> 00:21:23,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't. I mean they're great.

457
00:21:24,640 --> 00:21:27,800
Speaker 4: I don't get it, or I guess I do collect

458
00:21:27,880 --> 00:21:30,040
Speaker 4: collector type thing, right, I don't know.

459
00:21:30,760 --> 00:21:32,480
Speaker 2: I mean for us, they.

460
00:21:32,440 --> 00:21:35,600
Speaker 4: Will like, like people will have a sign them and

461
00:21:35,640 --> 00:21:38,000
Speaker 4: then it's like that's they like that better than a

462
00:21:38,040 --> 00:21:43,760
Speaker 4: selfie or something interesting, right, But I like it for

463
00:21:43,880 --> 00:21:47,000
Speaker 4: myself because it's a brown doll.

464
00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:48,800
Speaker 3: It's adorable.

465
00:21:48,880 --> 00:21:49,080
Speaker 2: Yeah.

466
00:21:49,080 --> 00:21:51,600
Speaker 4: And when I grew up, I had like all these

467
00:21:51,600 --> 00:21:54,560
Speaker 4: white barbies, and I had one Hawaiian barbie that my

468
00:21:54,600 --> 00:21:57,240
Speaker 4: mom got me. But I was always like Clark experimenting

469
00:21:57,640 --> 00:22:01,080
Speaker 4: just using the blonde barbies are so my friends. So

470
00:22:01,200 --> 00:22:04,399
Speaker 4: it was weirdly sweet in that way and also totally bizarre.

471
00:22:04,840 --> 00:22:06,840
Speaker 3: This is great. When did you find out they were

472
00:22:06,840 --> 00:22:07,840
Speaker 3: going to be making this of you?

473
00:22:08,760 --> 00:22:11,679
Speaker 2: They just and we don't have to talk about this,

474
00:22:11,680 --> 00:22:13,159
Speaker 2: by the way, I do want to talk about this.

475
00:22:13,320 --> 00:22:15,400
Speaker 3: I mean, how many people have a doll made of film?

476
00:22:15,720 --> 00:22:16,679
Speaker 3: It's very odd.

477
00:22:16,800 --> 00:22:19,199
Speaker 4: Yeah, they I guess they made an Instagram post and

478
00:22:19,280 --> 00:22:22,080
Speaker 4: so we knew that she Hulk and the Hulk or

479
00:22:22,160 --> 00:22:24,879
Speaker 4: Gen Walter's in the Hulk and myself would be in

480
00:22:24,920 --> 00:22:27,040
Speaker 4: the first round if she Hulk fun copots and I

481
00:22:27,119 --> 00:22:30,280
Speaker 4: was just like, wow, there's such an honor.

482
00:22:30,600 --> 00:22:31,280
Speaker 3: It's a huge on.

483
00:22:31,640 --> 00:22:31,840
Speaker 4: Yeah.

484
00:22:32,080 --> 00:22:36,199
Speaker 3: I mean, you're contributing to landfill these problems. There's going

485
00:22:36,280 --> 00:22:37,639
Speaker 3: to be a whole island of this dollar.

486
00:22:38,560 --> 00:22:40,480
Speaker 4: No, you can melt it down and you can make

487
00:22:40,520 --> 00:22:43,560
Speaker 4: it a plate and then you can reuse that plate.

488
00:22:44,080 --> 00:22:47,240
Speaker 3: And No, these are collectors, so people will hold on

489
00:22:47,320 --> 00:22:49,560
Speaker 3: to them. I think that this feels like a decent

490
00:22:49,640 --> 00:22:52,880
Speaker 3: use of plastic. Ye're not throwing these not throwing them.

491
00:22:52,760 --> 00:22:55,760
Speaker 2: Into yeah forever and solving depression.

492
00:22:56,440 --> 00:23:00,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, making people happy, getting people in line, so they're.

493
00:23:01,560 --> 00:23:04,639
Speaker 4: Performing commutes, per forming friendships. We're getting in cells out

494
00:23:04,680 --> 00:23:07,520
Speaker 4: of their house. But you know what I mean, they're like, oh,

495
00:23:07,680 --> 00:23:12,719
Speaker 4: the online make some friends, Facebook community, getting people to

496
00:23:12,880 --> 00:23:16,960
Speaker 4: an opportunity to exercise their communication skills.

497
00:23:16,200 --> 00:23:21,679
Speaker 2: The cancer after that? What else? Actually I did do

498
00:23:21,920 --> 00:23:23,159
Speaker 2: a charity with Paul Rudd.

499
00:23:23,520 --> 00:23:25,560
Speaker 4: He has a charity called The Big Slick with himself

500
00:23:25,600 --> 00:23:28,280
Speaker 4: and David Kickner and City Kiss and all these people,

501
00:23:28,480 --> 00:23:31,159
Speaker 4: and we go to children's hospitals and it was so

502
00:23:32,520 --> 00:23:35,560
Speaker 4: cute to see how excited they got when they would

503
00:23:35,600 --> 00:23:37,480
Speaker 4: get like an ant man funk copop.

504
00:23:37,600 --> 00:23:38,399
Speaker 2: Oh, I'm sure.

505
00:23:38,480 --> 00:23:40,719
Speaker 4: Yeah. It's also that just that level of like, you

506
00:23:40,840 --> 00:23:44,360
Speaker 4: can't really make the kids happy unless you're famous enough.

507
00:23:44,160 --> 00:23:47,840
Speaker 2: To know you arewise. Yeah.

508
00:23:47,880 --> 00:23:51,040
Speaker 4: I saw like the value, the beautiful side of the

509
00:23:51,160 --> 00:23:54,080
Speaker 4: value of his you know, his fame in that way.

510
00:23:54,280 --> 00:23:55,959
Speaker 4: It's just like it doesn't it didn't matter if I

511
00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:57,840
Speaker 4: was saying hi, but man man says hi.

512
00:23:58,600 --> 00:23:59,760
Speaker 2: They're like, I had a good day.

513
00:24:00,080 --> 00:24:02,280
Speaker 3: Give us some time. Ye, I had a little time. Yeah,

514
00:24:02,280 --> 00:24:03,840
Speaker 3: a couple of years from now, the kids at the

515
00:24:03,880 --> 00:24:08,119
Speaker 3: hospitalill be screaming for you. That's very sweet. Do you

516
00:24:08,119 --> 00:24:10,320
Speaker 3: collect anything? Listen to the birds, by the way, the

517
00:24:10,320 --> 00:24:14,440
Speaker 3: birds are truly surrounding us. Yeah, it feels like we're

518
00:24:14,440 --> 00:24:15,800
Speaker 3: going to be attacked at any moment.

519
00:24:16,080 --> 00:24:18,920
Speaker 2: Lovely, I've kind of noticed birds so much more this year.

520
00:24:19,280 --> 00:24:21,960
Speaker 3: Try the way you're finally feeling some gratitude.

521
00:24:22,119 --> 00:24:24,199
Speaker 4: Yeah, I know, right, because before I was just like,

522
00:24:24,440 --> 00:24:25,600
Speaker 4: let me hit these things in my car.

523
00:24:26,040 --> 00:24:28,560
Speaker 2: But no, I don't know what it is.

524
00:24:28,600 --> 00:24:30,640
Speaker 4: I lived in Venice during the pandemic, and there were

525
00:24:30,680 --> 00:24:32,280
Speaker 4: just birds that would sing to me every morning and

526
00:24:32,320 --> 00:24:35,199
Speaker 4: I was like, this is wild. And then I've just

527
00:24:35,720 --> 00:24:37,480
Speaker 4: I've noticed them around me so much more.

528
00:24:37,520 --> 00:24:39,440
Speaker 2: And I love in Atlanta.

529
00:24:39,520 --> 00:24:44,240
Speaker 4: I love watching them like that weird migragatory shapes that

530
00:24:44,280 --> 00:24:46,959
Speaker 4: they make in the sky. And I felt like chosen

531
00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:48,520
Speaker 4: one day by all these birds because they went and

532
00:24:48,600 --> 00:24:49,359
Speaker 4: landed in my tree.

533
00:24:49,480 --> 00:24:50,600
Speaker 2: Is like they're stop, you know.

534
00:24:50,640 --> 00:24:51,920
Speaker 4: And then they went off and I was like, oh,

535
00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:54,240
Speaker 4: they could have been any tree in any tree but mine.

536
00:24:54,760 --> 00:24:56,600
Speaker 2: Oh that's very very nice.

537
00:24:57,119 --> 00:24:59,600
Speaker 3: What was I going to ask before I got distracted

538
00:24:59,640 --> 00:25:00,159
Speaker 3: by the bird?

539
00:25:00,280 --> 00:25:04,760
Speaker 2: Oh? Do you collect anything? Do I collect?

540
00:25:05,359 --> 00:25:05,560
Speaker 1: No?

541
00:25:05,680 --> 00:25:07,359
Speaker 2: I was gonna make it a joke. I don't have one.

542
00:25:08,840 --> 00:25:14,840
Speaker 3: I don't collect anything enemies. Well, what are some other

543
00:25:14,840 --> 00:25:15,720
Speaker 3: things you can collect?

544
00:25:16,240 --> 00:25:18,240
Speaker 2: Life experiences to learn from?

545
00:25:18,560 --> 00:25:20,200
Speaker 3: Is there anything you want to collect?

546
00:25:20,880 --> 00:25:25,159
Speaker 4: I would like to consider myself, like with one thing

547
00:25:25,200 --> 00:25:27,520
Speaker 4: that I do, like a dl hoarder for good in

548
00:25:27,600 --> 00:25:31,760
Speaker 4: that any hotel I go to, I compulsively take all

549
00:25:31,840 --> 00:25:34,719
Speaker 4: of the shampoos because I only use non toxic parabin

550
00:25:34,800 --> 00:25:38,000
Speaker 4: free like toiletry so I can't use whatever's the hotel anyways,

551
00:25:38,080 --> 00:25:40,200
Speaker 4: but I like go out of my way to hoard

552
00:25:40,240 --> 00:25:41,840
Speaker 4: as many as I can't. I make sure I take

553
00:25:41,880 --> 00:25:43,199
Speaker 4: all of them, put them in the bag, make sure

554
00:25:43,240 --> 00:25:45,000
Speaker 4: the maid gives me more, blah blah blah. And then

555
00:25:45,080 --> 00:25:48,240
Speaker 4: once my pile is giant and I've got this whole

556
00:25:48,240 --> 00:25:51,440
Speaker 4: hoarding collection of freeze soaps and whatever, then I give

557
00:25:51,480 --> 00:25:54,440
Speaker 4: it to like the downtown women's shelters, and.

558
00:25:54,400 --> 00:25:56,359
Speaker 2: I feel like I got to do the collect e

559
00:25:56,480 --> 00:25:59,320
Speaker 2: hoardery kind of thing. But then I like purge it eventually,

560
00:25:59,560 --> 00:26:00,520
Speaker 2: Oh it's great.

561
00:26:00,520 --> 00:26:03,640
Speaker 3: It's kind of a robin Hood of hotel shampoo.

562
00:26:03,880 --> 00:26:05,520
Speaker 4: And I'm just like ha ha, Like i feel like

563
00:26:05,560 --> 00:26:08,199
Speaker 4: I'm stealing, but I'm And the best times that I

564
00:26:08,240 --> 00:26:10,639
Speaker 4: get a lot of them is if I'm filming at

565
00:26:10,640 --> 00:26:13,359
Speaker 4: a hotel, because anytime you film at a hotel, the

566
00:26:13,359 --> 00:26:15,679
Speaker 4: production has to book like the whole floor, right, So

567
00:26:15,800 --> 00:26:17,560
Speaker 4: I just me and the pias just go through all

568
00:26:17,560 --> 00:26:19,800
Speaker 4: the floors and we steal. And I'm just like, oh man,

569
00:26:19,920 --> 00:26:23,760
Speaker 4: we have like fifty soaps and conditioners.

570
00:26:23,040 --> 00:26:26,600
Speaker 3: So smart. Everybody should be doing that. Anytime you're on vacation,

571
00:26:26,760 --> 00:26:27,800
Speaker 3: collect the soap.

572
00:26:27,640 --> 00:26:29,639
Speaker 4: So then give them away, because I do think that

573
00:26:29,680 --> 00:26:31,080
Speaker 4: if you just use a little bit of it, I

574
00:26:31,119 --> 00:26:33,919
Speaker 4: do think it gets thrown. I think right legally, I

575
00:26:33,920 --> 00:26:36,240
Speaker 4: don't think they can use products.

576
00:26:36,320 --> 00:26:38,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, and that's tacky anyway. We're not giving away to

577
00:26:39,359 --> 00:26:41,960
Speaker 3: use shampoos. Yeah, get some class.

578
00:26:42,040 --> 00:26:44,679
Speaker 2: Yeah. So I don't know it is, but I do.

579
00:26:44,840 --> 00:26:45,920
Speaker 2: I feel like I'm stealing.

580
00:26:46,480 --> 00:26:49,560
Speaker 3: Well, no, you're just giving. It's for the greater good. Yeah,

581
00:26:49,720 --> 00:26:53,320
Speaker 3: hotels have plenty of shampoo. Yeah, and you know they're.

582
00:26:53,119 --> 00:26:54,360
Speaker 2: Always trying to rip us off.

583
00:26:54,640 --> 00:26:56,960
Speaker 3: Lately, it's like they won't clean your room and they're

584
00:26:57,080 --> 00:26:59,560
Speaker 3: still hiding behind COVID where it's just like this is so.

585
00:26:59,600 --> 00:27:02,680
Speaker 4: Everybody eyes and cover all the things.

586
00:27:03,200 --> 00:27:05,760
Speaker 3: The hotels are not getting a pass anymore. No, no,

587
00:27:05,760 --> 00:27:09,440
Speaker 3: no hotel shampoo bottles. I love those little bottles. I

588
00:27:09,440 --> 00:27:12,400
Speaker 3: haven't used one in a long time. That's a nice

589
00:27:12,400 --> 00:27:16,679
Speaker 3: little souvenir at the very least. Yeah, I don't collect anything.

590
00:27:16,720 --> 00:27:19,560
Speaker 3: I don't even know at this point that maybe it's

591
00:27:19,600 --> 00:27:22,040
Speaker 3: just a lack of interest in everything that I just

592
00:27:22,080 --> 00:27:23,600
Speaker 3: don't collect a single thing.

593
00:27:23,880 --> 00:27:27,120
Speaker 2: Maybe you don't need the permanence of like the cold.

594
00:27:27,200 --> 00:27:28,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe we should look at this as a better

595
00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:34,400
Speaker 3: part of my person. I'm beyond beyond the physical, beyond yeah,

596
00:27:34,560 --> 00:27:37,639
Speaker 3: the material. No, I wonder, let's see what could I

597
00:27:37,720 --> 00:27:42,280
Speaker 3: collect stamps is a classic, coins is a classic.

598
00:27:42,680 --> 00:27:45,800
Speaker 2: I collect people. People collect really good people.

599
00:27:45,920 --> 00:27:47,840
Speaker 3: So you look at people as objects.

600
00:27:47,440 --> 00:27:50,880
Speaker 4: Yea, I put them in a room one day, they'll

601
00:27:50,880 --> 00:27:55,119
Speaker 4: get out. But I do actively collect like lovely people

602
00:27:55,560 --> 00:27:58,120
Speaker 4: I think go out of my way or I consider

603
00:27:58,160 --> 00:28:00,639
Speaker 4: them collected in my life. Once I on them and

604
00:28:00,680 --> 00:28:02,040
Speaker 4: I'm like, oh, you're you're great.

605
00:28:02,280 --> 00:28:05,080
Speaker 3: Are you somebody who will just make a surprise phone call?

606
00:28:05,720 --> 00:28:09,360
Speaker 2: Maybe? Okay, Well so that's a no. I don't know.

607
00:28:09,600 --> 00:28:11,720
Speaker 4: I'm like, well, I'm just I would probably be unaware

608
00:28:11,760 --> 00:28:14,280
Speaker 4: that it felt like surprising interest. I would probably be

609
00:28:14,320 --> 00:28:16,719
Speaker 4: on that side, like I don't I have a bad con.

610
00:28:16,880 --> 00:28:18,560
Speaker 4: I think it's like an ADHD thing where it's like

611
00:28:18,880 --> 00:28:21,360
Speaker 4: you're not aware of how much time has passed. Oh yeah,

612
00:28:21,400 --> 00:28:23,960
Speaker 4: I'll just like call someone if I haven't seen someone

613
00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:25,919
Speaker 4: in a while. It's I'm like, they still have that

614
00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:28,480
Speaker 4: affection in my life. So I'm just like, oh, yeah,

615
00:28:28,680 --> 00:28:30,480
Speaker 4: not to I should in a minute, let me call

616
00:28:30,560 --> 00:28:32,800
Speaker 4: I Shaw And it might I imagine it might be weird,

617
00:28:32,800 --> 00:28:33,920
Speaker 4: but I'm like, I have time.

618
00:28:34,040 --> 00:28:36,280
Speaker 3: I don't think it's weird at all. I think it's

619
00:28:36,800 --> 00:28:37,399
Speaker 3: very nice.

620
00:28:37,560 --> 00:28:39,719
Speaker 2: I mean, it might feel like a surprise, you know.

621
00:28:40,080 --> 00:28:41,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think it is usually a surprise to the

622
00:28:41,840 --> 00:28:44,240
Speaker 3: other person. But if you're collecting all these people, I

623
00:28:44,280 --> 00:28:46,360
Speaker 3: don't make that. I'm trying to be better about making

624
00:28:46,360 --> 00:28:49,640
Speaker 3: surprise phone or just phone calls in general, without scheduling

625
00:28:50,120 --> 00:28:52,680
Speaker 3: and making last minute plans.

626
00:28:52,800 --> 00:28:53,120
Speaker 2: I love.

627
00:28:53,200 --> 00:28:56,560
Speaker 3: I've started to really love a last minute plan getting

628
00:28:56,560 --> 00:28:58,320
Speaker 3: a text two hours before.

629
00:28:58,040 --> 00:28:59,440
Speaker 2: Dinner and be like, do you want to get dinner?

630
00:28:59,560 --> 00:29:02,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, what a nice thing to happen, rather than like

631
00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:05,400
Speaker 3: scheduling three weeks out and then it just becomes this

632
00:29:05,520 --> 00:29:06,240
Speaker 3: dreadful event.

633
00:29:06,440 --> 00:29:09,280
Speaker 2: It's a weird, like sticker on your calendar or whatever.

634
00:29:09,480 --> 00:29:12,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm trying to encourage everyone in my life to

635
00:29:12,120 --> 00:29:13,400
Speaker 3: just reach out last minute.

636
00:29:13,520 --> 00:29:14,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's it is nice.

637
00:29:14,960 --> 00:29:16,520
Speaker 3: There's some spontaneity.

638
00:29:16,760 --> 00:29:18,960
Speaker 4: It's like feel cool, Like, yeah, sometimes I just go

639
00:29:19,080 --> 00:29:20,040
Speaker 4: to dinner on a Wednesday.

640
00:29:20,440 --> 00:29:22,440
Speaker 3: I mean to admit in the moment that there's nothing

641
00:29:22,480 --> 00:29:24,560
Speaker 3: going on in your life, which is kind of a problem,

642
00:29:25,240 --> 00:29:27,200
Speaker 3: but it is nice. It's just like, oh, sure, I'm

643
00:29:27,200 --> 00:29:29,480
Speaker 3: not I'm just sitting on the couch watching my life

644
00:29:29,480 --> 00:29:30,240
Speaker 3: go down to drail.

645
00:29:30,840 --> 00:29:31,920
Speaker 2: I'll get dinner with you.

646
00:29:33,600 --> 00:29:36,640
Speaker 3: I think we all need to make especially in la

647
00:29:36,680 --> 00:29:38,400
Speaker 3: I think that's very difficult to do.

648
00:29:38,640 --> 00:29:40,600
Speaker 2: What plans are last minute, last minnuity.

649
00:29:41,080 --> 00:29:43,280
Speaker 4: Yeah, I have certain friends that I know, like if

650
00:29:43,320 --> 00:29:44,840
Speaker 4: I'm going to make a last minute plan, I kind

651
00:29:44,840 --> 00:29:46,920
Speaker 4: of I have like my five that I can reach

652
00:29:46,960 --> 00:29:47,320
Speaker 4: out to.

653
00:29:47,480 --> 00:29:50,400
Speaker 3: Okay, who don't have any other friends, no one else

654
00:29:50,400 --> 00:29:51,760
Speaker 3: in their lives, Like.

655
00:29:52,040 --> 00:29:53,840
Speaker 2: I don't know if they planned anything for.

656
00:29:53,960 --> 00:29:58,960
Speaker 4: Check out this loser yeah, or they're just more I

657
00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:03,160
Speaker 4: don't know, flexible or I don't know, yeah, losers the other.

658
00:30:05,480 --> 00:30:08,160
Speaker 3: That's the only word we can describe them with. Do

659
00:30:08,200 --> 00:30:10,520
Speaker 3: you like to get a surprise phone call.

660
00:30:10,920 --> 00:30:12,479
Speaker 2: If I can see the number?

661
00:30:13,360 --> 00:30:18,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, But like an unknown, unknown caller sets me into

662
00:30:18,240 --> 00:30:21,000
Speaker 4: a panic attack, to the point where I actually have

663
00:30:21,040 --> 00:30:24,560
Speaker 4: had to have friends, like in a therapy way actively

664
00:30:24,640 --> 00:30:27,760
Speaker 4: like neutralize that for me, you know, because I would

665
00:30:27,760 --> 00:30:32,440
Speaker 4: associate unknown caller with like scary people. So they've I've

666
00:30:32,520 --> 00:30:34,880
Speaker 4: like had friends like text me, like they know to

667
00:30:34,880 --> 00:30:38,120
Speaker 4: text me in advance, like I'm calling and it's unknown

668
00:30:38,120 --> 00:30:40,160
Speaker 4: and then I'm like okay, or like now I have

669
00:30:40,240 --> 00:30:44,400
Speaker 4: positive association with certain My friend Vincent Piazza uses an

670
00:30:44,480 --> 00:30:47,880
Speaker 4: unknown thing, but he's a love so I would be like, okay,

671
00:30:48,600 --> 00:30:50,880
Speaker 4: text me before and then I know it, lets me know,

672
00:30:51,120 --> 00:30:53,320
Speaker 4: yeah and help me flip this in my brain. And

673
00:30:53,360 --> 00:30:55,960
Speaker 4: now unknown doesn't see me as much, but I would

674
00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:59,320
Speaker 4: always I think I run thinking that in a surprise

675
00:30:59,400 --> 00:31:04,000
Speaker 4: call is a tragedy, there's something that someone died there,

676
00:31:04,120 --> 00:31:07,400
Speaker 4: or there's an ask someone needs something.

677
00:31:08,240 --> 00:31:11,880
Speaker 3: You know, it is not good news. I'm now as

678
00:31:11,920 --> 00:31:14,680
Speaker 3: we talk about this, remembering that at some point, like

679
00:31:14,720 --> 00:31:17,360
Speaker 3: in maybe five years, well actually less than that. A

680
00:31:17,360 --> 00:31:19,640
Speaker 3: few years ago, I think my phone number was one

681
00:31:19,720 --> 00:31:23,200
Speaker 3: digit away from a senior citizen's phone number, and I

682
00:31:23,240 --> 00:31:26,320
Speaker 3: was constantly getting calls for this senior citizen.

683
00:31:26,120 --> 00:31:28,520
Speaker 2: Who had dumb friends.

684
00:31:29,200 --> 00:31:32,960
Speaker 3: But the calls have stopped, and I'm realizing, Oh, no,

685
00:31:34,120 --> 00:31:36,920
Speaker 3: did the person I don't want to think about it,

686
00:31:36,960 --> 00:31:39,360
Speaker 3: but I, oh, how do you know how.

687
00:31:39,320 --> 00:31:42,760
Speaker 2: The senior say didn't see that.

688
00:31:42,720 --> 00:31:45,160
Speaker 3: Because all of their friends were old people.

689
00:31:45,360 --> 00:31:48,200
Speaker 2: You could just tell me. I mean, maybe they switched

690
00:31:48,480 --> 00:31:51,480
Speaker 2: by the let's hope that misogyny.

691
00:31:52,440 --> 00:31:55,320
Speaker 3: Let's just assume the best they got. They switched from

692
00:31:55,480 --> 00:31:57,000
Speaker 3: Verizon to T Mobile.

693
00:31:56,720 --> 00:31:59,080
Speaker 4: Or something they switched or they had they were like,

694
00:31:59,880 --> 00:32:01,760
Speaker 4: I don't need all these calls. And I'm setting a

695
00:32:01,760 --> 00:32:04,680
Speaker 4: boundary in my life and then they change their phone number. Finally,

696
00:32:04,680 --> 00:32:08,040
Speaker 4: at seventy five, they learned I don't have to take

697
00:32:08,080 --> 00:32:10,400
Speaker 4: all these phone calls or respond all these people.

698
00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:13,080
Speaker 2: And yeah, so that's what happened. They're still alive.

699
00:32:13,160 --> 00:32:15,520
Speaker 3: Everything's great, and for their sake, let's hope they were.

700
00:32:15,600 --> 00:32:20,920
Speaker 3: Like ninety nine, seventy five would still be a pretty tragedy. Yeah, wow, interesting,

701
00:32:20,920 --> 00:32:21,920
Speaker 3: maybe they went off the grid.

702
00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:23,080
Speaker 2: You could call the number.

703
00:32:23,280 --> 00:32:26,400
Speaker 3: Oh that's I'll dial my number. Well that could take

704
00:32:26,400 --> 00:32:29,880
Speaker 3: a while. Yeah, that could take a while. But person,

705
00:32:29,880 --> 00:32:31,040
Speaker 3: whoever you are, reach out.

706
00:32:31,160 --> 00:32:31,480
Speaker 2: I hope.

707
00:32:31,920 --> 00:32:34,560
Speaker 3: I hope you're safe. I hope you're cozy. I hope

708
00:32:34,600 --> 00:32:37,200
Speaker 3: you haven't died. Oh, that would be such a tragedy.

709
00:32:38,560 --> 00:32:38,880
Speaker 2: Yeah.

710
00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:42,360
Speaker 3: I do appreciate a surprise phone call. Our mutual friend,

711
00:32:42,480 --> 00:32:45,320
Speaker 3: Jessica Gow really looks at it as a challenge for me.

712
00:32:45,440 --> 00:32:47,920
Speaker 3: She will call me at all kinds of hours and

713
00:32:48,240 --> 00:32:50,240
Speaker 3: listening to this podcast, and I'm sure she's going to

714
00:32:50,240 --> 00:32:51,200
Speaker 3: call very quickly.

715
00:32:51,520 --> 00:32:52,000
Speaker 2: I should be.

716
00:32:52,200 --> 00:32:54,360
Speaker 3: I'm gonna have to be aware of the timing of

717
00:32:54,400 --> 00:32:56,640
Speaker 3: this because I'm going to be getting a call from Jessica.

718
00:32:56,800 --> 00:33:00,240
Speaker 2: I appreciate that because I do I do text. You're

719
00:33:00,360 --> 00:33:00,920
Speaker 2: a pretty.

720
00:33:01,200 --> 00:33:03,960
Speaker 4: Uh. My new thing is like, if you don't want

721
00:33:03,960 --> 00:33:05,520
Speaker 4: to be woken up, then you'll have your phone on

722
00:33:05,680 --> 00:33:06,560
Speaker 4: silent or whatever.

723
00:33:07,880 --> 00:33:09,760
Speaker 2: And I do take deliberty to text her at very

724
00:33:09,760 --> 00:33:13,160
Speaker 2: odd hours, and I'm like, she gets it, she knows me,

725
00:33:13,200 --> 00:33:15,560
Speaker 2: and I'm as bad as she's not. Yeah, she's fine

726
00:33:15,560 --> 00:33:15,760
Speaker 2: with you.

727
00:33:15,880 --> 00:33:16,040
Speaker 4: Yeah.

728
00:33:16,160 --> 00:33:19,520
Speaker 3: I have been absolutely abusing that do not disturb feature

729
00:33:19,560 --> 00:33:20,120
Speaker 3: on my phone.

730
00:33:20,160 --> 00:33:22,280
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it's great. Oh it's oh.

731
00:33:22,320 --> 00:33:24,920
Speaker 3: It feels so good to just get nothing from anyone.

732
00:33:24,960 --> 00:33:26,400
Speaker 3: And then you look at it and you're like, oh,

733
00:33:26,440 --> 00:33:28,960
Speaker 3: I missed all of this. Now it's on my terms.

734
00:33:29,160 --> 00:33:33,040
Speaker 4: Yes it is, and they know because they actively cross

735
00:33:33,080 --> 00:33:36,000
Speaker 4: that boundary and text it but do not disturb And

736
00:33:36,040 --> 00:33:37,560
Speaker 4: then yeah, and then did you know?

737
00:33:37,720 --> 00:33:37,880
Speaker 2: There?

738
00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:41,280
Speaker 4: You can you can set it so some people see the.

739
00:33:41,280 --> 00:33:44,040
Speaker 3: Thing never happening. For me, I don't want anyone coming

740
00:33:44,080 --> 00:33:47,200
Speaker 3: through the gates. Yeah, I've got to block everyone. Have

741
00:33:47,280 --> 00:33:49,160
Speaker 3: you set a thing where you can have a few

742
00:33:49,200 --> 00:33:49,960
Speaker 3: people come through?

743
00:33:50,080 --> 00:33:53,120
Speaker 4: Yes, my assistant can come through, and depending on the day,

744
00:33:53,320 --> 00:33:56,720
Speaker 4: sometimes other people maybe my my my reps.

745
00:33:57,200 --> 00:34:00,040
Speaker 3: So you get to program several different ones, is it like?

746
00:34:00,600 --> 00:34:03,440
Speaker 4: Yeah, you can choose, like how many people can break through?

747
00:34:03,960 --> 00:34:05,680
Speaker 4: You can choose whether or not people see that you

748
00:34:05,720 --> 00:34:06,800
Speaker 4: have it on dune understurbed.

749
00:34:06,880 --> 00:34:08,680
Speaker 3: Oh wow, I need to get into it.

750
00:34:08,760 --> 00:34:11,239
Speaker 4: You can see who you can proget to who can

751
00:34:11,280 --> 00:34:14,479
Speaker 4: see that's some. That's some sounds like some dating weird,

752
00:34:14,560 --> 00:34:16,000
Speaker 4: passive aggressive, you know.

753
00:34:16,120 --> 00:34:17,040
Speaker 2: Gamy type stuff.

754
00:34:17,040 --> 00:34:19,600
Speaker 4: But I always I always have it on there, and

755
00:34:19,640 --> 00:34:21,279
Speaker 4: when I have it you can see it and then

756
00:34:21,360 --> 00:34:23,520
Speaker 4: but certain people can break through, and I think they

757
00:34:23,520 --> 00:34:23,960
Speaker 4: know they can.

758
00:34:24,200 --> 00:34:26,000
Speaker 3: You should be able to have like an away message.

759
00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:28,160
Speaker 3: I would like it to just respond leave me alone

760
00:34:28,239 --> 00:34:28,640
Speaker 3: or something.

761
00:34:28,719 --> 00:34:32,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't think you like leave me alone. I

762
00:34:32,360 --> 00:34:33,600
Speaker 2: thought a I am away message?

763
00:34:33,600 --> 00:34:36,040
Speaker 3: We all, I know, I feel like apple. Somebody there

764
00:34:36,080 --> 00:34:38,319
Speaker 3: has to be listening. There's a new idea for the

765
00:34:38,360 --> 00:34:43,000
Speaker 3: next update. Ye away messages bring back the late nineties

766
00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:47,080
Speaker 3: early thousands, since we all have an away message. Wow,

767
00:34:47,320 --> 00:34:49,959
Speaker 3: I'm so good at thinking of phone ideas. Maybe maybe

768
00:34:49,960 --> 00:34:51,560
Speaker 3: it's a new career path for me.

769
00:34:51,920 --> 00:34:52,359
Speaker 2: What was it?

770
00:34:52,400 --> 00:34:54,239
Speaker 4: What kind of away messages did you have when you

771
00:34:54,280 --> 00:34:55,080
Speaker 4: were like aim?

772
00:34:55,719 --> 00:34:58,320
Speaker 3: That's see, that's an interesting thing for me. I wasn't

773
00:34:58,320 --> 00:35:02,440
Speaker 3: really allowed to be on a until the point that

774
00:35:02,480 --> 00:35:05,840
Speaker 3: I didn't really care about a way allow because my

775
00:35:05,880 --> 00:35:08,120
Speaker 3: parents wouldn't let me on. What if it was because

776
00:35:08,160 --> 00:35:10,080
Speaker 3: I was like a criminal, or.

777
00:35:10,320 --> 00:35:13,200
Speaker 2: Because you've been in jail. I'm allowed to have contact.

778
00:35:12,880 --> 00:35:18,160
Speaker 3: With actually monitored my Internet usage and I was not

779
00:35:18,200 --> 00:35:20,759
Speaker 3: allowed on AIM. Uh No. I just I think like

780
00:35:20,800 --> 00:35:23,440
Speaker 3: by the time I was on AIM, I was like

781
00:35:23,480 --> 00:35:25,840
Speaker 3: a later teens and I didn't care about in a

782
00:35:25,840 --> 00:35:28,359
Speaker 3: way message Yeah, or maybe I'm lying and I had

783
00:35:28,360 --> 00:35:30,360
Speaker 3: them and I've just forgotten. What were you putting on?

784
00:35:30,680 --> 00:35:33,480
Speaker 4: I mind always said it was like an underline and

785
00:35:33,520 --> 00:35:37,359
Speaker 4: it said cliche quotation here because everyone always had some

786
00:35:37,719 --> 00:35:41,400
Speaker 4: dumb quote dance like no one's like as they're a

787
00:35:41,440 --> 00:35:43,960
Speaker 4: waving like this is who I am. Here's my bumper

788
00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:46,799
Speaker 4: secret quote. It was so dumb or at least you

789
00:35:46,840 --> 00:35:48,360
Speaker 4: know the people I knew in God.

790
00:35:49,600 --> 00:35:51,480
Speaker 3: What we're fighting out is you don't like anyone in

791
00:35:51,520 --> 00:35:53,480
Speaker 3: my life surrounded yourself with a loser.

792
00:35:53,560 --> 00:35:57,280
Speaker 2: Everyone's blocked. We call the losers for the last minute

793
00:35:57,360 --> 00:36:00,000
Speaker 2: lunch friends. You know, I called them for the last minute.

794
00:36:00,160 --> 00:36:02,160
Speaker 2: I'm very sad when to hear that I love them,

795
00:36:02,200 --> 00:36:02,759
Speaker 2: though I do.

796
00:36:03,080 --> 00:36:06,719
Speaker 3: We love them. We love everybody. Yeah, I wish I

797
00:36:06,719 --> 00:36:09,879
Speaker 3: could remember. Actually, if I remembered, i'd probably be humiliated

798
00:36:10,280 --> 00:36:13,560
Speaker 3: by my aim away messages. I can't imagine what lame

799
00:36:13,680 --> 00:36:17,279
Speaker 3: thing I was thinking in the late nineties early thousands,

800
00:36:17,320 --> 00:36:20,680
Speaker 3: But I wonder if I had Gmail away messages.

801
00:36:20,920 --> 00:36:21,399
Speaker 2: Who cares?

802
00:36:21,440 --> 00:36:24,440
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I don't think nobody chats anymore. We're all

803
00:36:24,480 --> 00:36:25,080
Speaker 3: done chatting.

804
00:36:25,280 --> 00:36:25,440
Speaker 4: Yeah.

805
00:36:25,440 --> 00:36:27,080
Speaker 2: I never did like the g G chat.

806
00:36:27,080 --> 00:36:30,239
Speaker 3: I never did che chat. I kind of got off

807
00:36:30,280 --> 00:36:32,320
Speaker 3: chea cha. I guess like when I was working a

808
00:36:32,400 --> 00:36:33,640
Speaker 3: normal office job.

809
00:36:33,440 --> 00:36:35,600
Speaker 2: I was chatting. Oh yeah, if you're at a desk

810
00:36:35,640 --> 00:36:38,800
Speaker 2: all day, right, that's different. Yeah, but I think people

811
00:36:38,800 --> 00:36:40,839
Speaker 2: are now on slatting all day.

812
00:36:40,840 --> 00:36:45,840
Speaker 3: Oh we know modern society. You're either on slack or

813
00:36:45,880 --> 00:36:46,520
Speaker 3: you're at the roller.

814
00:36:46,760 --> 00:36:49,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, those are the two options everybody. Yeah.

815
00:36:49,680 --> 00:36:52,799
Speaker 4: I've been on Slack once during a Zoom pandemic game

816
00:36:52,880 --> 00:36:55,319
Speaker 4: of Mafia where we were playing Mafia on Zoom, which

817
00:36:55,400 --> 00:36:58,040
Speaker 4: lasted two days and wasn't saying and also if you

818
00:36:58,080 --> 00:37:01,360
Speaker 4: wanted to further chat with people, you could chat on Slack,

819
00:37:01,400 --> 00:37:03,160
Speaker 4: and I was just like, this is this is too

820
00:37:03,239 --> 00:37:03,920
Speaker 4: much for me.

821
00:37:04,120 --> 00:37:07,520
Speaker 3: That's overload. Wait, the Mafia game lasted two days.

822
00:37:07,800 --> 00:37:08,800
Speaker 2: It was very elaborate.

823
00:37:08,880 --> 00:37:13,080
Speaker 4: Yes, Meli Lensky is amazing with Mafia and she has

824
00:37:13,200 --> 00:37:17,480
Speaker 4: a wonderful group, a collected group, ever changing, wonderful pot

825
00:37:17,480 --> 00:37:21,080
Speaker 4: of people. And so it was like, yeah, it lasted

826
00:37:21,120 --> 00:37:23,279
Speaker 4: two days, so to the point where you're texting people

827
00:37:23,280 --> 00:37:26,200
Speaker 4: and trying to manipulate them and make you think, oh wow,

828
00:37:27,200 --> 00:37:29,920
Speaker 4: Mafia like it went on. It carried on through to

829
00:37:29,960 --> 00:37:33,239
Speaker 4: the next night, so it existed during the next day,

830
00:37:33,320 --> 00:37:34,960
Speaker 4: like outside of the Zoom.

831
00:37:34,760 --> 00:37:37,080
Speaker 3: Wow, it becomes part of your reality.

832
00:37:37,680 --> 00:37:41,440
Speaker 2: Oh but at the height of the pandemic to find something.

833
00:37:42,880 --> 00:37:45,640
Speaker 2: I also game nights and they worked pretty pretty well.

834
00:37:45,680 --> 00:37:49,239
Speaker 3: I was surprised, right, but yeah, game nights were fun.

835
00:37:49,960 --> 00:37:53,400
Speaker 3: Some of those games, some of those word games or

836
00:37:53,440 --> 00:37:56,319
Speaker 3: whatever really annoyed me. What were some of the word

837
00:37:56,320 --> 00:38:00,319
Speaker 3: games are not wordle like the ones that you're doing

838
00:38:00,400 --> 00:38:05,840
Speaker 3: a party game over zoom but it's like funny prompts voice.

839
00:38:05,680 --> 00:38:07,960
Speaker 4: I was only invited to. I have to plan my

840
00:38:07,960 --> 00:38:12,120
Speaker 4: own parties. I gotta get get invited to my Mafia party.

841
00:38:12,120 --> 00:38:13,480
Speaker 4: Everything else I have to plan on my ass.

842
00:38:13,520 --> 00:38:16,560
Speaker 3: I wonder what the longest Mafia game ever had, I mean,

843
00:38:16,600 --> 00:38:17,239
Speaker 3: you could kind.

844
00:38:17,120 --> 00:38:19,440
Speaker 4: Of have it go for a year, right, Yeah, maybe

845
00:38:19,560 --> 00:38:23,160
Speaker 4: I feel like it was this were you Mafia. I'm

846
00:38:23,360 --> 00:38:25,920
Speaker 4: never Mafia, which is a bummer.

847
00:38:26,320 --> 00:38:28,040
Speaker 2: I might have been. I don't know. Oh, I know

848
00:38:28,120 --> 00:38:29,800
Speaker 2: what I was doing during this game. I was just

849
00:38:29,880 --> 00:38:31,080
Speaker 2: playing a weirdo.

850
00:38:30,920 --> 00:38:33,879
Speaker 4: Wild card and I think I even I kept trying

851
00:38:33,920 --> 00:38:35,759
Speaker 4: to convince people that I was Mafia even though I wasn't,

852
00:38:35,760 --> 00:38:37,279
Speaker 4: because everyone in this group knows that I want to

853
00:38:37,320 --> 00:38:39,279
Speaker 4: be Mafia. So I kept using the zoom to have

854
00:38:39,400 --> 00:38:42,520
Speaker 4: like knives in the background casually and just random like

855
00:38:43,160 --> 00:38:43,400
Speaker 4: you know.

856
00:38:44,040 --> 00:38:46,440
Speaker 2: Things that would make me look like I was a villain.

857
00:38:46,520 --> 00:38:47,960
Speaker 2: But they didn't buy it.

858
00:38:48,080 --> 00:38:50,400
Speaker 3: They know I never get You get really into Mafia

859
00:38:50,440 --> 00:38:51,080
Speaker 3: when you're playing it.

860
00:38:51,600 --> 00:38:53,080
Speaker 4: I get into Mafia to the point where there's a

861
00:38:53,160 --> 00:38:55,279
Speaker 4: character called the Alien, and I really want to be

862
00:38:55,360 --> 00:38:57,840
Speaker 4: the Alien. And one time I was the Alien, and

863
00:38:57,960 --> 00:38:59,880
Speaker 4: one time everyone knew that I was the Alien. And

864
00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:03,160
Speaker 4: if you're the Alien and people think you're Mafia, then

865
00:39:03,200 --> 00:39:06,000
Speaker 4: the whole town explodes. And after a while people saw

866
00:39:06,080 --> 00:39:08,400
Speaker 4: that my fantasy was almost coming alive. I was like shaking,

867
00:39:08,480 --> 00:39:10,799
Speaker 4: I'm so happy and that they could tell.

868
00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:12,360
Speaker 2: And then someone someone ruined it.

869
00:39:12,400 --> 00:39:14,400
Speaker 4: But they almost let me have my moment where I

870
00:39:14,480 --> 00:39:16,960
Speaker 4: was just finally like the alien that exploded everything.

871
00:39:17,080 --> 00:39:19,560
Speaker 3: Wait, is Alien a normal part of mafia.

872
00:39:19,800 --> 00:39:22,719
Speaker 4: I think it's in some mafia's it's where like the

873
00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:26,480
Speaker 4: role is that you're not you're an alien. But if

874
00:39:26,520 --> 00:39:29,320
Speaker 4: you can convince people that you're mafia and they vote

875
00:39:29,360 --> 00:39:32,600
Speaker 4: you out as mafia, you're like, hah, just k JK.

876
00:39:32,760 --> 00:39:35,759
Speaker 2: I was an alien and the whole interesting. I need

877
00:39:35,880 --> 00:39:37,360
Speaker 2: to get to like pretend to be an alien for

878
00:39:37,440 --> 00:39:38,279
Speaker 2: five seconds if.

879
00:39:39,239 --> 00:39:42,400
Speaker 3: I feel like, yeah it is, it's not real like FBI,

880
00:39:46,040 --> 00:39:47,280
Speaker 3: rival Mob or something.

881
00:39:47,440 --> 00:39:50,960
Speaker 2: Listen, they're out there. We got floating balloons or shooting

882
00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:51,439
Speaker 2: out of the sky.

883
00:39:51,600 --> 00:39:55,759
Speaker 3: Andrew, I'm telling you a few very cute balloons episodes ago.

884
00:39:55,840 --> 00:39:58,400
Speaker 3: I said, I think something is going to happen from

885
00:39:58,480 --> 00:40:00,640
Speaker 3: space this year. Yes you okay?

886
00:40:00,719 --> 00:40:03,080
Speaker 2: Do we think? Okay? This is why I haven't ruled

887
00:40:03,080 --> 00:40:06,000
Speaker 2: it out, which is fun going home.

888
00:40:06,480 --> 00:40:10,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're living in the thrill of the potential of aliens.

889
00:40:10,280 --> 00:40:10,480
Speaker 4: Yeah.

890
00:40:10,800 --> 00:40:13,239
Speaker 3: I don't think this is the alien invasion. I think

891
00:40:13,280 --> 00:40:14,759
Speaker 3: this is the appetizer.

892
00:40:15,040 --> 00:40:15,960
Speaker 2: This is the teas.

893
00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:20,000
Speaker 3: The aliens are coming later this year, let's hope.

894
00:40:19,840 --> 00:40:22,000
Speaker 2: Because bring it on. You know, after a pandemic.

895
00:40:22,040 --> 00:40:24,480
Speaker 4: It's not for aliens like they want to be like

896
00:40:24,560 --> 00:40:27,239
Speaker 4: how much can your brain handle and I don't know

897
00:40:27,239 --> 00:40:29,279
Speaker 4: if people's brains can handle that much, is what we've

898
00:40:29,320 --> 00:40:31,480
Speaker 4: all learned. But I will say my friend took a

899
00:40:31,520 --> 00:40:37,359
Speaker 4: really cool video of random things in the sky. Oh yeah,

900
00:40:37,520 --> 00:40:41,840
Speaker 4: Like it looked like it wasn't as concrete as a balloon,

901
00:40:42,480 --> 00:40:46,240
Speaker 4: but it was like little flurries and it was really odd.

902
00:40:46,600 --> 00:40:48,960
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, it looks if you saw the video, you'd

903
00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:50,960
Speaker 4: be like, wow, where was this? It was just in

904
00:40:51,040 --> 00:40:54,200
Speaker 4: his backyard in La Yeah, and it was just like little.

905
00:40:54,360 --> 00:40:57,440
Speaker 4: I mean, I sound crazy, I'm aware, I'm aware. Well,

906
00:40:57,640 --> 00:40:59,439
Speaker 4: speaking of that, can I tell you what really funny?

907
00:40:59,560 --> 00:41:02,520
Speaker 4: Of course people believe in aliens. I love the concept

908
00:41:02,520 --> 00:41:04,200
Speaker 4: of an aliens. But I did a I did a

909
00:41:04,680 --> 00:41:07,760
Speaker 4: I did a show recently and one of the actors,

910
00:41:08,160 --> 00:41:10,160
Speaker 4: somehow we were talking about thinking we weren't We were

911
00:41:10,160 --> 00:41:12,480
Speaker 4: talking about woo stuff. We hadn't gotten on aliens yet.

912
00:41:13,360 --> 00:41:15,879
Speaker 4: And I love this person and I'll have her tell

913
00:41:15,960 --> 00:41:17,759
Speaker 4: me this story on a podcast one day so she

914
00:41:17,840 --> 00:41:18,440
Speaker 4: knows that I'm.

915
00:41:18,280 --> 00:41:19,320
Speaker 2: Not This is not judgment.

916
00:41:19,480 --> 00:41:22,600
Speaker 4: But she was like, we were all in a warming

917
00:41:22,680 --> 00:41:25,640
Speaker 4: vand or whatever, traveling and she was like, uh, and

918
00:41:25,840 --> 00:41:28,160
Speaker 4: Tom Arnold is behind us, which just makes this story funny,

919
00:41:28,600 --> 00:41:32,680
Speaker 4: and she's like, we're talking about whatever, not not aliens.

920
00:41:32,760 --> 00:41:34,600
Speaker 2: But she kept telling me. She's like, have you made contact?

921
00:41:35,120 --> 00:41:36,400
Speaker 2: Have you made you Madney contact?

922
00:41:36,400 --> 00:41:38,160
Speaker 4: And I'm trying to there's a couple of conversations happening,

923
00:41:38,200 --> 00:41:39,920
Speaker 4: and she's like, have you made contact?

924
00:41:40,120 --> 00:41:43,680
Speaker 2: And then I was like, oh, she's she's got an alien. Sorry,

925
00:41:43,719 --> 00:41:44,520
Speaker 2: she's about to tell me.

926
00:41:44,880 --> 00:41:47,520
Speaker 4: So I go, oh, with aliens and she's like yeah,

927
00:41:47,680 --> 00:41:50,640
Speaker 4: and I'm like, no, no, I I haven't made contact.

928
00:41:50,680 --> 00:41:51,840
Speaker 2: She was like I have I have.

929
00:41:53,120 --> 00:41:56,640
Speaker 4: So then she launches in to you know, the light

930
00:41:56,680 --> 00:41:58,719
Speaker 4: beings that she's seen, and then one was really really

931
00:41:58,840 --> 00:42:00,880
Speaker 4: tall and when we really really short, and it was

932
00:42:00,880 --> 00:42:03,520
Speaker 4: twenty five years ago, and it's a very very fun story.

933
00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:08,120
Speaker 4: I will say. The part where she lost me was

934
00:42:08,200 --> 00:42:11,279
Speaker 4: when she went and I was sitting down and she

935
00:42:11,360 --> 00:42:13,000
Speaker 4: did this thing, jiggle thing with her hands and she

936
00:42:13,080 --> 00:42:17,960
Speaker 4: went and my ass started too fine, right, And I

937
00:42:18,080 --> 00:42:19,839
Speaker 4: was just like it was one of those things where

938
00:42:19,880 --> 00:42:22,360
Speaker 4: like everyone behind you was listening to you, entertaining this

939
00:42:22,480 --> 00:42:26,319
Speaker 4: conversation in a normal way, so you're like, I wonder

940
00:42:26,360 --> 00:42:29,600
Speaker 4: what they think about because I'm and I was just

941
00:42:29,680 --> 00:42:33,360
Speaker 4: like I was so on board with a snowman looking alien,

942
00:42:33,560 --> 00:42:35,520
Speaker 4: the tall light being looking alien.

943
00:42:35,239 --> 00:42:36,080
Speaker 2: That was full of love.

944
00:42:36,520 --> 00:42:41,160
Speaker 4: But when you went to basically anal probing, I was like,

945
00:42:41,280 --> 00:42:43,200
Speaker 4: that just sounds cliche, you know what I mean?

946
00:42:43,520 --> 00:42:45,359
Speaker 3: Right, that she's heard that somewhere else.

947
00:42:46,040 --> 00:42:48,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, and then someone showed me the SNL sketch of

948
00:42:48,760 --> 00:42:52,439
Speaker 4: a very funny like alien invasion alien contact sn's sketch.

949
00:42:52,480 --> 00:42:54,520
Speaker 2: It was very similar, So she.

950
00:42:54,640 --> 00:42:55,680
Speaker 3: Just ripped off SNL.

951
00:42:56,480 --> 00:42:56,680
Speaker 2: Yeah.

952
00:42:57,600 --> 00:42:59,880
Speaker 3: Well, look it was what nineteen ninety seven? Whild do

953
00:42:59,880 --> 00:43:00,160
Speaker 3: you year?

954
00:43:00,200 --> 00:43:03,200
Speaker 2: Maybe it happened you're mad? Is that correct?

955
00:43:03,239 --> 00:43:05,160
Speaker 3: Twenty five ninety eight?

956
00:43:05,440 --> 00:43:06,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was off.

957
00:43:06,360 --> 00:43:09,680
Speaker 3: Nineteen ninety eight, will say for my sake, also a

958
00:43:09,760 --> 00:43:13,480
Speaker 3: crazy year. Yeah, we'll save in crazier year than nineteen

959
00:43:13,520 --> 00:43:15,600
Speaker 3: ninety seven. And so there was a chance that this

960
00:43:15,719 --> 00:43:16,239
Speaker 3: happened to her.

961
00:43:16,480 --> 00:43:19,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, listen, I hope it did well in this loving way,

962
00:43:19,640 --> 00:43:21,520
Speaker 4: that she had contact with an alien I don't want.

963
00:43:21,800 --> 00:43:23,839
Speaker 2: And she just said vibrating. She didn't say it hurt.

964
00:43:23,960 --> 00:43:29,200
Speaker 4: So I'm like, gentle massage, gentle handled approving massage.

965
00:43:29,360 --> 00:43:30,719
Speaker 2: They might be just tickling us.

966
00:43:30,800 --> 00:43:33,359
Speaker 4: They might think it's so fu sounds deeply a rotten Yeah,

967
00:43:33,400 --> 00:43:36,480
Speaker 4: maybe they've heard the cliche. So now they're doubling down

968
00:43:36,560 --> 00:43:38,160
Speaker 4: on it because they're like, and this is what they

969
00:43:38,200 --> 00:43:39,759
Speaker 4: think we do, then that's what I'm gonna do.

970
00:43:39,880 --> 00:43:40,759
Speaker 3: We'll take advantage.

971
00:43:41,080 --> 00:43:46,520
Speaker 2: Speaking of crazy years segue, not nineteen oh. But I

972
00:43:46,880 --> 00:43:49,280
Speaker 2: was ignorant to like the challenger.

973
00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:52,520
Speaker 3: Oh oh boy, that's a tough situation.

974
00:43:52,840 --> 00:43:56,480
Speaker 2: I didn't know that they sent the teacher of the year.

975
00:43:56,640 --> 00:43:59,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, Teacher of the Year was this eighty six.

976
00:43:59,480 --> 00:44:02,640
Speaker 4: Eighty six, and I rewatched it after someone brought it out.

977
00:44:02,640 --> 00:44:06,320
Speaker 4: I watched, like the news program. It is pulverized the

978
00:44:06,440 --> 00:44:08,719
Speaker 4: second you start to see too much fiber and fire

979
00:44:08,760 --> 00:44:11,520
Speaker 4: and then it's instantly polarized. And it's so weird to

980
00:44:11,640 --> 00:44:14,480
Speaker 4: hear the NASA tech being like, we're ready to launch

981
00:44:15,160 --> 00:44:20,399
Speaker 4: this thing. It's pulverized, and then they go, uh, there's

982
00:44:20,560 --> 00:44:24,000
Speaker 4: we're gonna do a backup plan plan for whatever mishap

983
00:44:24,120 --> 00:44:24,359
Speaker 4: is there.

984
00:44:24,560 --> 00:44:25,120
Speaker 2: And it's just like.

985
00:44:25,520 --> 00:44:27,920
Speaker 4: Neutral, and no one in the news is going like,

986
00:44:28,200 --> 00:44:30,920
Speaker 4: oh my god, everyone got blown to smotherings And it's

987
00:44:31,040 --> 00:44:34,200
Speaker 4: very obvious and sad. There's like literally zero. It's like

988
00:44:34,640 --> 00:44:37,080
Speaker 4: such a monotone, like step by step.

989
00:44:37,160 --> 00:44:39,800
Speaker 3: Whoa like like a calm collection.

990
00:44:40,280 --> 00:44:43,399
Speaker 2: Yeah, like it's so odd.

991
00:44:43,480 --> 00:44:46,040
Speaker 3: I wonder if it was just shock of like no

992
00:44:46,120 --> 00:44:48,040
Speaker 3: one even knew how to respond to, like what do

993
00:44:48,080 --> 00:44:50,120
Speaker 3: you do? And you know you're live on TV and

994
00:44:50,239 --> 00:44:53,120
Speaker 3: you're just like I would be Yeah, this is why

995
00:44:53,200 --> 00:44:54,200
Speaker 3: it can't be a news reporter.

996
00:44:57,120 --> 00:44:59,120
Speaker 2: And I would love for you to be a news reporter.

997
00:44:59,200 --> 00:45:01,400
Speaker 2: I love news blue first, all that stuff.

998
00:45:01,480 --> 00:45:04,680
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, you're getting into the YouTube, the greatest hits,

999
00:45:04,800 --> 00:45:06,920
Speaker 3: that sort of thing. Do you have a favorite news blooper?

1000
00:45:07,400 --> 00:45:10,439
Speaker 4: I do like that one guy that's like, he's really

1001
00:45:10,520 --> 00:45:12,359
Speaker 4: professional and then all of a sudden, the bee gets

1002
00:45:12,400 --> 00:45:14,279
Speaker 4: him and he's like, gets really country and he's like,

1003
00:45:14,360 --> 00:45:17,640
Speaker 4: I hate these colin I don't like the one where

1004
00:45:17,640 --> 00:45:21,359
Speaker 4: the woman's stomping on grapes and she has a clearly bad,

1005
00:45:21,480 --> 00:45:22,319
Speaker 4: like injured body.

1006
00:45:22,360 --> 00:45:24,799
Speaker 2: That's a real rough No, it's too real.

1007
00:45:25,160 --> 00:45:28,120
Speaker 3: You're watching somebody break a bone or something, get a concussion.

1008
00:45:28,160 --> 00:45:30,480
Speaker 2: At the very she makes a yeah.

1009
00:45:31,080 --> 00:45:34,680
Speaker 3: I'm trying to think. There's this guy, Ernie something in

1010
00:45:34,760 --> 00:45:36,640
Speaker 3: New York and I think he just I don't even

1011
00:45:36,680 --> 00:45:39,080
Speaker 3: know what inspires him to say this, but he says

1012
00:45:39,160 --> 00:45:40,919
Speaker 3: fucking chicken on air.

1013
00:45:41,080 --> 00:45:42,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, why does he do that? I don't know, but

1014
00:45:42,960 --> 00:45:48,480
Speaker 2: it's very odd to and he's just glitching. What what

1015
00:45:48,600 --> 00:45:49,160
Speaker 2: are we reading?

1016
00:45:49,800 --> 00:45:52,720
Speaker 4: What puppies were born today? For the Wednesday morning program?

1017
00:45:52,880 --> 00:45:54,960
Speaker 4: Like it's just like fuck a chicken?

1018
00:45:55,120 --> 00:45:58,200
Speaker 3: Yeah no, yeah, Maybe I should get into the news game.

1019
00:45:58,280 --> 00:46:01,200
Speaker 3: Now that it's shutting down. I was like to be

1020
00:46:01,320 --> 00:46:03,360
Speaker 3: on the news is not quite what it used to be.

1021
00:46:04,560 --> 00:46:06,799
Speaker 3: I think we should play a game. Okay, we're gonna

1022
00:46:06,800 --> 00:46:09,560
Speaker 3: play Gift or a Curse today. Okay, I need a

1023
00:46:09,640 --> 00:46:12,080
Speaker 3: number between one and ten from you. Okay, seven, Okay.

1024
00:46:12,120 --> 00:46:14,399
Speaker 3: I have to do some light calculating. So while I'm

1025
00:46:14,440 --> 00:46:17,400
Speaker 3: doing this, you can promote. I'm so good at calculating,

1026
00:46:17,560 --> 00:46:21,640
Speaker 3: famous for my calculations. You've got the mic. You can recommend, promote,

1027
00:46:21,840 --> 00:46:22,800
Speaker 3: do whatever you want.

1028
00:46:23,160 --> 00:46:25,759
Speaker 4: You're doing calculating, Yes, oh my goodness. What do I

1029
00:46:25,880 --> 00:46:32,080
Speaker 4: recommend John Lewis's audio book Get into It? Love Representative

1030
00:46:32,120 --> 00:46:34,520
Speaker 4: John Lewis? What can I promote? True Liz is coming

1031
00:46:34,560 --> 00:46:38,080
Speaker 4: out March first on CBS and Paramount Plus. I play

1032
00:46:38,120 --> 00:46:41,960
Speaker 4: Helen Jamie Luke Curtis is part Originally she's having a

1033
00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:42,880
Speaker 4: moment that's exciting.

1034
00:46:43,360 --> 00:46:47,600
Speaker 2: What else can we say? Is amazing music?

1035
00:46:48,400 --> 00:46:51,200
Speaker 4: Tatiata from she holds just sent me that very I mean,

1036
00:46:51,239 --> 00:46:53,279
Speaker 4: I'm sure everyone knows of the the cliche remix of

1037
00:46:54,239 --> 00:46:58,560
Speaker 4: Pony from by Genuine and Britney Spait's Toxic So Hot.

1038
00:46:58,760 --> 00:47:03,200
Speaker 2: It very exciting song. It's a mashup, yeah, which is great.

1039
00:47:03,280 --> 00:47:05,120
Speaker 3: We've got to get back. We need to bring mash

1040
00:47:05,200 --> 00:47:08,719
Speaker 3: ups back. I don't know why they went out of style. Yeah,

1041
00:47:09,160 --> 00:47:13,239
Speaker 3: it's just you put two nice together more fun. Yeah,

1042
00:47:13,440 --> 00:47:16,400
Speaker 3: they're like, it's weird how they kind of just vanished.

1043
00:47:16,840 --> 00:47:19,440
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think people do them on like TikTok, but

1044
00:47:19,480 --> 00:47:21,600
Speaker 4: it's very odd to watch someone like DJ in the

1045
00:47:21,680 --> 00:47:22,480
Speaker 4: room is very sad.

1046
00:47:22,880 --> 00:47:24,600
Speaker 2: How much other things I see on TikTok. I'm like,

1047
00:47:24,920 --> 00:47:28,160
Speaker 2: this is very sad to me. Like, I don't see

1048
00:47:28,239 --> 00:47:30,480
Speaker 2: the bit that they're doing. I see their.

1049
00:47:30,360 --> 00:47:32,440
Speaker 4: Lonely apartment, right, you know what I mean, and the

1050
00:47:32,520 --> 00:47:35,520
Speaker 4: fact that they're inside and no one else is there

1051
00:47:35,560 --> 00:47:36,799
Speaker 4: and they've managed to put up ten.

1052
00:47:36,760 --> 00:47:38,000
Speaker 2: Videos today, you know what I mean.

1053
00:47:38,719 --> 00:47:40,400
Speaker 4: That's why I can't watch porn either, because I'm like,

1054
00:47:40,480 --> 00:47:41,640
Speaker 4: I can feel their emotions.

1055
00:47:41,760 --> 00:47:43,000
Speaker 2: I don't think that girl wants to be there.

1056
00:47:44,480 --> 00:47:48,360
Speaker 3: I mean a great deal of empathy. Yeah, your empathy

1057
00:47:48,440 --> 00:47:53,000
Speaker 3: is just ruining everything. This is how we play gift

1058
00:47:53,080 --> 00:47:56,000
Speaker 3: or a curse. I'm gonna name three things. You're gonna

1059
00:47:56,000 --> 00:47:59,360
Speaker 3: tell me if they're a gift or a curse and why? Okay,

1060
00:47:59,680 --> 00:48:01,319
Speaker 3: And I'm gonna tell you if you're right or wrong,

1061
00:48:01,480 --> 00:48:05,560
Speaker 3: because there are correct answeres. Okay, so let's get into this.

1062
00:48:05,800 --> 00:48:09,120
Speaker 3: The first one is a listener suggestion from somebody named Snight,

1063
00:48:09,760 --> 00:48:13,120
Speaker 3: and Sonight has suggested gift her a curse. This is

1064
00:48:13,200 --> 00:48:17,120
Speaker 3: kind of long movies where dead wives haunt their husbands

1065
00:48:17,200 --> 00:48:20,600
Speaker 3: with the memories of their perfect love and untimely demise.

1066
00:48:22,080 --> 00:48:24,080
Speaker 2: Gift he a curse, gift.

1067
00:48:23,920 --> 00:48:24,319
Speaker 3: Or a curse.

1068
00:48:24,440 --> 00:48:26,840
Speaker 4: I didn't know there were movies like that. I haven't

1069
00:48:26,880 --> 00:48:30,000
Speaker 4: seen anything, Okay, so I was not sorry. Dead wife

1070
00:48:30,080 --> 00:48:31,560
Speaker 4: haunts ex husband.

1071
00:48:31,840 --> 00:48:34,680
Speaker 3: Haunts well husband or ex husband divorces.

1072
00:48:34,719 --> 00:48:37,080
Speaker 2: I think is uh until the person dies?

1073
00:48:37,760 --> 00:48:41,080
Speaker 3: Is that the crow is the crow? Is the crow

1074
00:48:41,160 --> 00:48:43,200
Speaker 3: about his wife dying and haunting him?

1075
00:48:44,600 --> 00:48:45,000
Speaker 2: Avenger.

1076
00:48:45,239 --> 00:48:49,560
Speaker 4: I'm going to go ahead with curse because I'm confused

1077
00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:55,000
Speaker 4: by the film already film genre apparently alrighty and like

1078
00:48:55,120 --> 00:48:57,840
Speaker 4: like cute ghosts, you know, like friends.

1079
00:48:59,400 --> 00:49:03,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, what's another cute ghost? The Little Mario.

1080
00:49:03,760 --> 00:49:06,719
Speaker 2: Ghost with the ghost from Ghost cool.

1081
00:49:07,640 --> 00:49:11,120
Speaker 3: I wouldn't just what Patrick swayzey, it's more of a

1082
00:49:11,200 --> 00:49:14,560
Speaker 3: hot ghost. Yeah, not so much cute territory. But you're

1083
00:49:14,560 --> 00:49:16,120
Speaker 3: saying curse, I'm saying curse.

1084
00:49:16,760 --> 00:49:18,399
Speaker 2: You're right, You're absolutely right.

1085
00:49:18,600 --> 00:49:20,840
Speaker 3: I mean, I think, I think what this listener is

1086
00:49:20,880 --> 00:49:24,719
Speaker 3: suggesting is like the wife is basically used as a

1087
00:49:24,800 --> 00:49:28,920
Speaker 3: plot device to make the husband do whatever he's doing

1088
00:49:28,960 --> 00:49:30,560
Speaker 3: in the movie. So we kill off the woman so

1089
00:49:30,680 --> 00:49:32,680
Speaker 3: the guy gets to do something in the movie, so

1090
00:49:32,800 --> 00:49:35,359
Speaker 3: he has a purpose, which said, you're right, it's right,

1091
00:49:35,840 --> 00:49:39,480
Speaker 3: which is a terrible thing for a movie. And my

1092
00:49:39,719 --> 00:49:40,800
Speaker 3: real problem is the other.

1093
00:49:40,680 --> 00:49:43,480
Speaker 4: Way to erase a woman's role just say it's a

1094
00:49:43,520 --> 00:49:46,560
Speaker 4: ghost and not have her there taking away jobs from women.

1095
00:49:46,719 --> 00:49:47,440
Speaker 2: Hashtag not cool.

1096
00:49:48,200 --> 00:49:51,160
Speaker 3: My and my ultimate problem with this is it actually

1097
00:49:51,200 --> 00:49:52,759
Speaker 3: could be a fun idea for a movie if the

1098
00:49:52,840 --> 00:49:55,920
Speaker 3: wife is like the haunting is more of a harassment.

1099
00:49:56,200 --> 00:49:58,439
Speaker 3: The husband can't get away from the wife and she's

1100
00:49:58,480 --> 00:50:00,839
Speaker 3: haunting him and his life has become a living hell

1101
00:50:00,920 --> 00:50:02,720
Speaker 3: because his ghost wife won't leave him alone.

1102
00:50:02,800 --> 00:50:05,279
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a movie. He's like trying to date other people,

1103
00:50:05,440 --> 00:50:07,759
Speaker 2: move on, right, but she's out there goofing.

1104
00:50:07,520 --> 00:50:11,239
Speaker 3: There's this evil ghost that's just haunting every every one

1105
00:50:11,280 --> 00:50:14,200
Speaker 3: of his steps. So that's a curse in every way possible.

1106
00:50:14,960 --> 00:50:17,320
Speaker 3: Excellently played. We've got the dump trucks coming by this

1107
00:50:17,520 --> 00:50:20,480
Speaker 3: garbage day. Yeah, so, listener, you may be hearing the

1108
00:50:20,680 --> 00:50:23,040
Speaker 3: thrill of my bins being dumped into the back of

1109
00:50:23,120 --> 00:50:26,880
Speaker 3: a dump truck. Okay, number two, you've gotten one right

1110
00:50:26,960 --> 00:50:29,560
Speaker 3: so far. This is from a listener named Kate. Kate

1111
00:50:29,960 --> 00:50:34,400
Speaker 3: has suggested gift to a curse the phrase wet my whistle.

1112
00:50:34,840 --> 00:50:35,600
Speaker 2: Wet my whistle.

1113
00:50:35,800 --> 00:50:39,120
Speaker 4: For me, it is a curse, and that's because I

1114
00:50:39,239 --> 00:50:42,360
Speaker 4: feel like it's a phrase, but also it feels like

1115
00:50:42,400 --> 00:50:45,040
Speaker 4: it would have some crossover with like idioms, which I've

1116
00:50:45,160 --> 00:50:48,560
Speaker 4: never understood because I have a foreign parent. Learned that

1117
00:50:48,600 --> 00:50:50,520
Speaker 4: if you have a foreign parent where English is their

1118
00:50:50,560 --> 00:50:51,600
Speaker 4: second language, they don't.

1119
00:50:51,440 --> 00:50:54,040
Speaker 2: Know any idioms, right, So I grew up not knowing

1120
00:50:54,080 --> 00:50:55,080
Speaker 2: any idioms.

1121
00:50:54,760 --> 00:50:56,640
Speaker 4: Or little phrases like wet my whistle, and I'm like,

1122
00:50:56,840 --> 00:50:58,480
Speaker 4: what is everyone talking about? And then I would use

1123
00:50:58,520 --> 00:50:59,200
Speaker 4: them incorrectly.

1124
00:50:59,520 --> 00:50:59,960
Speaker 2: I still don't.

1125
00:51:00,040 --> 00:51:02,640
Speaker 3: Oh, a wet blanket means wet blanket's a weird one.

1126
00:51:02,800 --> 00:51:05,160
Speaker 3: I mean, it's you're kind of a bummer to be around.

1127
00:51:05,840 --> 00:51:09,000
Speaker 3: Is it because it's I think the want is like

1128
00:51:09,040 --> 00:51:10,759
Speaker 3: a wet blanket you would throw over a fire and

1129
00:51:10,800 --> 00:51:12,560
Speaker 3: it would put it out. Is that what we're talking about.

1130
00:51:12,680 --> 00:51:14,160
Speaker 2: I don't know. I think it's because it's gross.

1131
00:51:14,960 --> 00:51:15,960
Speaker 3: Wants to growing mildew?

1132
00:51:16,120 --> 00:51:18,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, or sight for sore eyes. I didn't know what

1133
00:51:18,239 --> 00:51:21,440
Speaker 2: that was. That one makes it. Absolutely, that's a real

1134
00:51:21,520 --> 00:51:26,879
Speaker 2: weird one. Yeah. So wet your whistle, No, it's a curse. Curse. Yeah,

1135
00:51:26,960 --> 00:51:27,399
Speaker 2: it's weird.

1136
00:51:27,480 --> 00:51:30,720
Speaker 3: I mean, you're right, I mean it's gross. Yeah, anything

1137
00:51:30,800 --> 00:51:33,320
Speaker 3: when we're getting something wet is kind of gross. And

1138
00:51:33,400 --> 00:51:37,320
Speaker 3: then what we're describing wet your mouth as a whistle.

1139
00:51:37,560 --> 00:51:40,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, but isn't the point of it, like you're thirsty, right,

1140
00:51:40,400 --> 00:51:41,719
Speaker 4: or you're about to speak.

1141
00:51:41,760 --> 00:51:43,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, you've got to wet your whistle. I don't want

1142
00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:47,400
Speaker 3: to think about someone wetting their mouth. Yeah, there's too much.

1143
00:51:49,400 --> 00:51:52,640
Speaker 3: I got to wet my whistle. Yeah. I don't know

1144
00:51:52,680 --> 00:51:57,319
Speaker 3: anybody that would use that term, that phrase, curse wet.

1145
00:51:57,560 --> 00:52:00,879
Speaker 3: No one should be wetting their whistle. Okay, so you've

1146
00:52:00,880 --> 00:52:03,359
Speaker 3: gotten two out of two so far. This is pretty good.

1147
00:52:03,440 --> 00:52:08,319
Speaker 3: Pretty good. Uh Finally, listener named Nicole Gift for a curse.

1148
00:52:08,440 --> 00:52:09,880
Speaker 3: Having cereal for dinner.

1149
00:52:10,719 --> 00:52:12,560
Speaker 2: Oh a gif? Okay?

1150
00:52:12,640 --> 00:52:16,880
Speaker 4: And why because it's delicious. It's non conventional, there's no rules.

1151
00:52:18,160 --> 00:52:21,799
Speaker 4: I love cereal with like almond milk or oat milk. Oh,

1152
00:52:21,840 --> 00:52:23,880
Speaker 4: it's so delicious. I love cereal.

1153
00:52:24,040 --> 00:52:27,040
Speaker 2: What kind of cereal I like. I've been eating some

1154
00:52:27,200 --> 00:52:30,720
Speaker 2: sort of paleo cereal that's like a strawberry that sounds nice,

1155
00:52:31,280 --> 00:52:32,920
Speaker 2: I like. And I mix it sometimes with this, like

1156
00:52:33,280 --> 00:52:38,080
Speaker 2: Keto chocolate cereal, so it's like a chocolate. Oh my goodness.

1157
00:52:38,120 --> 00:52:40,120
Speaker 3: Wow, you're a real culinary mess.

1158
00:52:41,520 --> 00:52:41,879
Speaker 2: I love.

1159
00:52:42,480 --> 00:52:46,160
Speaker 3: Okay. So you're saying gift, yes, I.

1160
00:52:46,640 --> 00:52:47,480
Speaker 2: Hate to hear it.

1161
00:52:47,880 --> 00:52:50,279
Speaker 3: You could have had a perfect game. You could have

1162
00:52:50,360 --> 00:52:54,160
Speaker 3: had a perfect game and away a winner. You've absolutely

1163
00:52:54,560 --> 00:52:55,960
Speaker 3: fallen apart in the last moments.

1164
00:52:56,000 --> 00:52:56,520
Speaker 2: It's a curse.

1165
00:52:57,640 --> 00:53:01,080
Speaker 3: A cereal for dinner doesn't work for me. Cereal. I've

1166
00:53:01,120 --> 00:53:04,759
Speaker 3: been recently eating cereal for lunch, which is a real curveball.

1167
00:53:04,840 --> 00:53:08,560
Speaker 3: Ok we all know cereal for dinner. It's gotten to

1168
00:53:08,600 --> 00:53:10,799
Speaker 3: a point that it's a cliche and we know when

1169
00:53:10,800 --> 00:53:13,080
Speaker 3: you're eating cereal for dinner, things have fallen apart.

1170
00:53:13,280 --> 00:53:16,000
Speaker 4: Is a cinematic scene. It's almost like you've seen it

1171
00:53:16,040 --> 00:53:16,879
Speaker 4: in films where you're.

1172
00:53:16,840 --> 00:53:20,920
Speaker 3: Like, ah, it's like sitting in an empty bathtop. It's

1173
00:53:20,960 --> 00:53:25,920
Speaker 3: like we've seen it before. Who cares. It's a bad situation.

1174
00:53:26,320 --> 00:53:29,120
Speaker 3: You can't end the day on a cereal unless you

1175
00:53:29,239 --> 00:53:34,880
Speaker 3: make the trust a lunch lunch cereal. I really support it,

1176
00:53:36,960 --> 00:53:40,399
Speaker 3: especially with these cereals. Is the cereal industry or We've

1177
00:53:40,440 --> 00:53:43,239
Speaker 3: got some new competitors that have cereals that actually feel

1178
00:53:43,320 --> 00:53:45,920
Speaker 3: like a meal. You know, these paleo cereals. It's not

1179
00:53:46,040 --> 00:53:48,560
Speaker 3: all sugar. So I've been eating some for lunch. It

1180
00:53:48,640 --> 00:53:51,840
Speaker 3: feels fine. Yeah, but for dinner. If I get to

1181
00:53:51,960 --> 00:53:54,719
Speaker 3: a cereal dinner, I know things have gone badly for me.

1182
00:53:55,200 --> 00:53:58,680
Speaker 3: It's a curse. And you, I guess you've kind of

1183
00:53:58,719 --> 00:54:01,960
Speaker 3: had cereal for dinner with this game, because you've dropped

1184
00:54:02,040 --> 00:54:04,640
Speaker 3: the ball in a huge way embarrassing.

1185
00:54:04,800 --> 00:54:06,080
Speaker 2: It's obvious I've given up.

1186
00:54:07,400 --> 00:54:11,520
Speaker 3: Okay, well, decently played, Thank you. This is the final

1187
00:54:11,600 --> 00:54:14,080
Speaker 3: segment of the podcast. It's called I said no emails.

1188
00:54:14,440 --> 00:54:17,480
Speaker 3: People write into I said no gifts, said gmail dot com.

1189
00:54:18,320 --> 00:54:26,880
Speaker 3: They've got questions galore ye please know and listener. I

1190
00:54:26,920 --> 00:54:28,960
Speaker 3: need to also tell you you can submit gift or

1191
00:54:29,080 --> 00:54:32,160
Speaker 3: curse suggestions there. People are asking me this all the time.

1192
00:54:32,400 --> 00:54:34,640
Speaker 3: The email's right here in the podcast. I can't supply

1193
00:54:34,719 --> 00:54:37,080
Speaker 3: the email to everyone. That's what you do, okay, but

1194
00:54:37,600 --> 00:54:39,680
Speaker 3: we hope me answer our listener question. Listen to some

1195
00:54:39,840 --> 00:54:40,560
Speaker 3: desperate person.

1196
00:54:40,719 --> 00:54:43,439
Speaker 4: Yes, okay, this is what at least understood the email

1197
00:54:43,440 --> 00:54:44,600
Speaker 4: assignment from listening.

1198
00:54:45,400 --> 00:54:48,360
Speaker 2: Didn't need it blasted out in a newsletter. Come on,

1199
00:54:48,560 --> 00:54:50,000
Speaker 2: this person's got it together, all right.

1200
00:54:50,760 --> 00:54:54,839
Speaker 3: This is hello Bridger and gorgeous gorgeous guests. That's very nice.

1201
00:54:55,239 --> 00:54:57,919
Speaker 2: I love that it's just generic, like it doesn't matter

1202
00:54:58,000 --> 00:54:59,719
Speaker 2: who it is, what.

1203
00:55:00,120 --> 00:55:02,520
Speaker 3: Been the most hideous person alive. It would be really

1204
00:55:02,600 --> 00:55:05,920
Speaker 3: uncomfortable for me to say that the listener's putting me

1205
00:55:06,000 --> 00:55:09,680
Speaker 3: in a really dangerous position here. Okay, this is I

1206
00:55:09,719 --> 00:55:12,719
Speaker 3: would hate to disrespect your valuable time, so I will

1207
00:55:12,760 --> 00:55:13,960
Speaker 3: get straight to the point.

1208
00:55:14,440 --> 00:55:16,160
Speaker 4: Could have gotten straight to the point by literally not

1209
00:55:16,200 --> 00:55:17,760
Speaker 4: including that line Dantina sentence.

1210
00:55:18,600 --> 00:55:21,640
Speaker 3: Do some editing before you send these things. Hire an

1211
00:55:21,760 --> 00:55:24,280
Speaker 3: editor if it takes that. But oh, what a waste

1212
00:55:24,280 --> 00:55:27,800
Speaker 3: of our time. I've got valuable things to do. This

1213
00:55:28,000 --> 00:55:30,759
Speaker 3: is Sherry has been one of them, assuming who I

1214
00:55:30,800 --> 00:55:31,480
Speaker 3: know who Sherry is?

1215
00:55:31,560 --> 00:55:32,120
Speaker 2: Right, off the bat.

1216
00:55:32,440 --> 00:55:35,759
Speaker 3: Sherry has been one of my closest friends since childhood.

1217
00:55:36,040 --> 00:55:39,040
Speaker 3: We are both female in our mid twenties. She is

1218
00:55:39,160 --> 00:55:42,680
Speaker 3: being thrown a baby shower for her first birthday. Should

1219
00:55:42,680 --> 00:55:44,920
Speaker 3: all we should also point out that this is the

1220
00:55:45,000 --> 00:55:47,400
Speaker 3: first baby in our friend group and the shower is

1221
00:55:47,480 --> 00:55:50,440
Speaker 3: being thrown by her family, and I have not participated

1222
00:55:50,480 --> 00:55:52,040
Speaker 3: in the setup in any way.

1223
00:55:52,719 --> 00:55:53,040
Speaker 2: Okay.

1224
00:55:53,760 --> 00:55:56,800
Speaker 3: She specifically texted our group chat today telling me and

1225
00:55:57,000 --> 00:55:59,239
Speaker 3: our other friends to please not bring gifts to her

1226
00:55:59,320 --> 00:56:02,960
Speaker 3: baby shower. This feels absurd to me. Is I already

1227
00:56:03,000 --> 00:56:05,160
Speaker 3: have a list of things I'm buying this baby with

1228
00:56:05,880 --> 00:56:08,840
Speaker 3: or without the pretense of a party. Also, it feels

1229
00:56:08,920 --> 00:56:11,480
Speaker 3: wrong to not bring a gift to a baby shower.

1230
00:56:11,960 --> 00:56:14,239
Speaker 3: Despite this, the last thing I want to do is

1231
00:56:14,400 --> 00:56:19,160
Speaker 3: upset the expecting mother. So Bridger and Guest please tell

1232
00:56:19,200 --> 00:56:21,560
Speaker 3: me if I should bring her a gift or respect

1233
00:56:21,640 --> 00:56:24,879
Speaker 3: her wishes. Thank you in advance from your Oh, from

1234
00:56:24,960 --> 00:56:30,440
Speaker 3: your adorning fan. That's very nice. We love that. Bailey, Bailey,

1235
00:56:30,600 --> 00:56:33,520
Speaker 3: Bailey and Share. We've got Bailey and Shrry classic friends.

1236
00:56:33,640 --> 00:56:36,120
Speaker 4: Me As you know, when people say no gifts, you

1237
00:56:36,239 --> 00:56:39,279
Speaker 4: just do it anyways, that's your lived experience.

1238
00:56:39,719 --> 00:56:44,360
Speaker 3: Oh my god, hundreds of times for an over. What

1239
00:56:44,480 --> 00:56:46,200
Speaker 3: do you feel like about this situation?

1240
00:56:46,440 --> 00:56:46,640
Speaker 2: Though?

1241
00:56:46,880 --> 00:56:49,560
Speaker 4: When people say no gifts in a situation like that,

1242
00:56:50,360 --> 00:56:54,799
Speaker 4: do they really mean it. I assume they're just insanely rich,

1243
00:56:55,320 --> 00:56:57,440
Speaker 4: and so they're saying that to kind.

1244
00:56:57,280 --> 00:57:01,719
Speaker 2: Of acknowledge, like a, I'm good, like you don't have to,

1245
00:57:02,440 --> 00:57:05,320
Speaker 2: but I would still bring something.

1246
00:57:06,560 --> 00:57:10,040
Speaker 3: I think the real situation here is really it sounds

1247
00:57:10,080 --> 00:57:13,080
Speaker 3: like she and Cherry are best friends. So let's imagine

1248
00:57:13,120 --> 00:57:17,280
Speaker 3: Bailey showing up piles of gifts. Lesser friends are there

1249
00:57:17,960 --> 00:57:21,200
Speaker 3: haven't brought gifts, but now Sherry looks like an asshole.

1250
00:57:21,360 --> 00:57:23,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, but also so don't bring him to the shower

1251
00:57:23,880 --> 00:57:25,840
Speaker 4: and bring him the next day. Because she's your best friend.

1252
00:57:25,840 --> 00:57:28,120
Speaker 4: You're here to sing her anyways, and you buy gifts

1253
00:57:28,120 --> 00:57:29,480
Speaker 4: for your friend's baby.

1254
00:57:30,080 --> 00:57:32,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's not a bad idea. I mean, I think

1255
00:57:32,440 --> 00:57:34,840
Speaker 3: a nice thing to bring to a baby shower. This

1256
00:57:34,960 --> 00:57:38,000
Speaker 3: situation is kind of do a is it sleeping beauty

1257
00:57:38,080 --> 00:57:41,400
Speaker 3: situation where you bring a curse where you show up

1258
00:57:41,480 --> 00:57:44,800
Speaker 3: and make a huge scene and then curse the baby

1259
00:57:44,960 --> 00:57:48,480
Speaker 3: for life. There you go, that's an option that's available,

1260
00:57:48,520 --> 00:57:51,240
Speaker 3: and it's not material, so you're not showing up with

1261
00:57:51,280 --> 00:57:55,360
Speaker 3: a bag or a big box or just curse. Well,

1262
00:57:55,360 --> 00:57:58,000
Speaker 3: I mean, whatever would happen you're trapped in a castle,

1263
00:57:58,120 --> 00:58:00,800
Speaker 3: or you're gonna die, or I think that that's a

1264
00:58:00,920 --> 00:58:02,600
Speaker 3: nice thing to bring to a baby shower.

1265
00:58:02,760 --> 00:58:05,240
Speaker 4: Yeah you can also if you're gonna, if you're already

1266
00:58:05,280 --> 00:58:07,960
Speaker 4: bought stuff, you could come early and secretly.

1267
00:58:08,080 --> 00:58:11,920
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, but it's not bad. I would I wouldn't

1268
00:58:12,080 --> 00:58:14,160
Speaker 2: be so strong enough as to say no gifts.

1269
00:58:14,520 --> 00:58:16,160
Speaker 4: I'd be like, I hope they get me get You

1270
00:58:16,200 --> 00:58:17,600
Speaker 4: know what I'm bunna about right now is I just

1271
00:58:17,640 --> 00:58:20,120
Speaker 4: bought a house, and I'm like, man, I wish I

1272
00:58:20,160 --> 00:58:23,320
Speaker 4: could have a registry, Like I can't imagine the things

1273
00:58:23,360 --> 00:58:25,080
Speaker 4: I bought for all my friends that are married, and

1274
00:58:25,160 --> 00:58:26,760
Speaker 4: I get it, they're setting up their house.

1275
00:58:26,800 --> 00:58:28,840
Speaker 2: Always say, am I get all by myself?

1276
00:58:28,920 --> 00:58:30,560
Speaker 4: And I'm just like, whe should I get have a

1277
00:58:30,600 --> 00:58:33,040
Speaker 4: registry for myself just for being like, hey, cool, good

1278
00:58:33,080 --> 00:58:34,320
Speaker 4: job lady, you buy your own house.

1279
00:58:34,520 --> 00:58:35,920
Speaker 3: That should be a thing.

1280
00:58:36,080 --> 00:58:38,800
Speaker 2: I felt the exact same. No, I should normalize that.

1281
00:58:39,040 --> 00:58:42,640
Speaker 3: This is why I still have bad plates. Yeah, I'm

1282
00:58:42,680 --> 00:58:45,040
Speaker 3: not gonna buy myself good plates. I need somebody to

1283
00:58:45,400 --> 00:58:48,400
Speaker 3: go to whatever department store whatever and get me some

1284
00:58:48,480 --> 00:58:52,560
Speaker 3: class dish. Yeah, you should be able to sign up

1285
00:58:52,600 --> 00:58:55,440
Speaker 3: for a registry no matter what. I know. I should

1286
00:58:55,440 --> 00:58:57,280
Speaker 3: be able to go to whatever store and say, this

1287
00:58:57,440 --> 00:58:58,520
Speaker 3: is the event in my life.

1288
00:58:58,920 --> 00:59:01,600
Speaker 2: Yeah you really all some famous person did that. I

1289
00:59:01,720 --> 00:59:04,160
Speaker 2: forget who. It was an athlete or something, and people

1290
00:59:04,240 --> 00:59:05,000
Speaker 2: bought them the things.

1291
00:59:05,640 --> 00:59:07,040
Speaker 3: Millionaire athletes doing this.

1292
00:59:07,200 --> 00:59:07,880
Speaker 4: It was.

1293
00:59:08,080 --> 00:59:09,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was definitely like a lot.

1294
00:59:09,880 --> 00:59:12,360
Speaker 3: I know you've got the money, I know, but if

1295
00:59:12,400 --> 00:59:12,840
Speaker 3: he did and.

1296
00:59:12,880 --> 00:59:16,400
Speaker 2: I knew it, I know exactly what I want. I

1297
00:59:16,480 --> 00:59:18,080
Speaker 2: know everything. Your manschology.

1298
00:59:18,440 --> 00:59:21,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, a lot of people don't get married anymore, but.

1299
00:59:21,480 --> 00:59:24,360
Speaker 4: Then if you don't get married, you're you're still going

1300
00:59:24,440 --> 00:59:26,120
Speaker 4: to the weddings and buy all the things.

1301
00:59:26,200 --> 00:59:28,760
Speaker 2: Were all the friends and I'm like, can they get

1302
00:59:28,800 --> 00:59:29,920
Speaker 2: me my place right?

1303
00:59:30,120 --> 00:59:31,640
Speaker 3: My blenders on its last legs?

1304
00:59:32,960 --> 00:59:36,560
Speaker 2: Blender? Yeah? Cool towel, Okay, maybe.

1305
00:59:36,520 --> 00:59:38,760
Speaker 3: You have some nice towels. I mean, I could go

1306
00:59:38,880 --> 00:59:40,800
Speaker 3: on and on about the things that I have garbage

1307
00:59:40,920 --> 00:59:43,560
Speaker 3: versions of because the people in my life didn't think

1308
00:59:43,680 --> 00:59:44,560
Speaker 3: to give me anything.

1309
00:59:45,640 --> 00:59:48,400
Speaker 2: Oh point is Bridger's venmo is.

1310
00:59:54,160 --> 00:59:56,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think Bailey got her answer. Have you heard

1311
00:59:56,280 --> 00:59:59,120
Speaker 3: about these baby showers where they like put food in diapers.

1312
01:00:00,800 --> 01:00:01,960
Speaker 3: These weird going on.

1313
01:00:02,600 --> 01:00:05,040
Speaker 4: I did some film for a friend one time which

1314
01:00:05,120 --> 01:00:08,760
Speaker 4: was based off of this type of thing. I I

1315
01:00:08,840 --> 01:00:13,080
Speaker 4: don't need a weird themed bizarre that's really focusing on

1316
01:00:13,240 --> 01:00:16,360
Speaker 4: the weird parts of a baby and the process and

1317
01:00:16,560 --> 01:00:17,440
Speaker 4: bizarreness that.

1318
01:00:18,120 --> 01:00:19,520
Speaker 2: It ships in a little thing.

1319
01:00:19,840 --> 01:00:21,760
Speaker 4: And you could put chocolate bar in there and then

1320
01:00:22,000 --> 01:00:23,640
Speaker 4: someone has to eat it and they get points, but

1321
01:00:23,760 --> 01:00:24,640
Speaker 4: the points aren't real.

1322
01:00:28,720 --> 01:00:31,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, let's just have some normal food put out the

1323
01:00:31,720 --> 01:00:34,240
Speaker 3: board and cheeses and what have you.

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Speaker 1: Is.

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01:00:34,520 --> 01:00:38,360
Speaker 3: Don't make me eat out of a diaper, not in

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01:00:38,440 --> 01:00:49,640
Speaker 3: front of people. No, that's disgusting. There's some committee out

1327
01:00:49,640 --> 01:00:52,840
Speaker 3: there that's like inventing new disgusting ideas for you know,

1328
01:00:52,960 --> 01:00:55,680
Speaker 3: baby showers, gender reveals, and then they spread them.

1329
01:00:55,600 --> 01:00:57,960
Speaker 2: Over the internet. Remember the gender reveal in l A

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01:00:58,000 --> 01:01:01,000
Speaker 2: that literally started a buye of course, of course.

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01:01:01,520 --> 01:01:03,520
Speaker 3: I mean I think you can't have a gender reveal

1332
01:01:03,520 --> 01:01:06,560
Speaker 3: at this point without starting like that's part of the fun.

1333
01:01:06,680 --> 01:01:11,640
Speaker 3: The tradition is, oh, we we cause a huge Yeah,

1334
01:01:12,360 --> 01:01:16,560
Speaker 3: somebody's eye got blown out or something. We've got to

1335
01:01:16,640 --> 01:01:19,320
Speaker 3: cut it out with all of that. Well, Bailey, good

1336
01:01:19,440 --> 01:01:22,600
Speaker 3: luck to you. Curse the baby show up in a

1337
01:01:22,800 --> 01:01:25,320
Speaker 3: you know, like a tornado or whatever fly down on

1338
01:01:25,400 --> 01:01:28,680
Speaker 3: the house and everyone's screaming, and the baby now has

1339
01:01:28,720 --> 01:01:30,640
Speaker 3: something to deal with for the rest of their lives.

1340
01:01:31,200 --> 01:01:33,920
Speaker 3: We answered it perfectly, we did. I mean, no one

1341
01:01:34,040 --> 01:01:35,120
Speaker 3: could ask for more.

1342
01:01:35,320 --> 01:01:40,760
Speaker 2: No, I'm killing killing Ginger.

1343
01:01:40,840 --> 01:01:43,800
Speaker 3: I now own a little piece of you. I got

1344
01:01:43,880 --> 01:01:47,600
Speaker 3: this Funko pop doll. It's a collector's item. I didn't

1345
01:01:47,600 --> 01:01:48,400
Speaker 3: have to wait in line.

1346
01:01:48,760 --> 01:01:49,000
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1347
01:01:49,200 --> 01:01:51,600
Speaker 3: I don't think there's anything worth waiting in line for.

1348
01:01:53,600 --> 01:01:55,760
Speaker 3: It's not worth it. No, No, I don't care how

1349
01:01:55,840 --> 01:01:58,280
Speaker 3: good the thing is. I'm not going to You're not

1350
01:01:58,360 --> 01:01:59,640
Speaker 3: going to find me on the sidewalk.

1351
01:02:00,000 --> 01:02:04,200
Speaker 2: Gladly just walked to the front and be like, are

1352
01:02:04,240 --> 01:02:06,360
Speaker 2: you gonna do anything about it? Are we cool?

1353
01:02:06,680 --> 01:02:10,160
Speaker 3: I'll just make a scene in front of the store. No,

1354
01:02:10,280 --> 01:02:13,160
Speaker 3: I'm very excited to have this. I'll be displaying it.

1355
01:02:13,840 --> 01:02:16,720
Speaker 3: And you've really found a way to focus the podcast

1356
01:02:16,840 --> 01:02:17,040
Speaker 3: on you.

1357
01:02:17,640 --> 01:02:25,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, tender marvel Seahok, Matt, oh, thank you so much

1358
01:02:25,080 --> 01:02:28,080
Speaker 4: for being This is wonderful, Uh listener.

1359
01:02:28,720 --> 01:02:33,360
Speaker 3: Wow, podcast is coming to a close, and I'm gonna

1360
01:02:33,400 --> 01:02:35,000
Speaker 3: let you go. I'm going to let you do whatever

1361
01:02:35,040 --> 01:02:38,560
Speaker 3: you need to do with your life. I can't remember

1362
01:02:38,600 --> 01:02:40,120
Speaker 3: what I was talking about at the beginning of this,

1363
01:02:40,240 --> 01:02:42,520
Speaker 3: Oh my toothbrush ill. Maybe I'll get on to that.

1364
01:02:43,280 --> 01:02:46,280
Speaker 3: Check in on your batteries, because there's a chance something's

1365
01:02:46,360 --> 01:02:48,240
Speaker 3: dying and then it'll be too late and you won't

1366
01:02:48,280 --> 01:02:50,960
Speaker 3: be able to use it. We've got to keep things charged.

1367
01:02:51,360 --> 01:02:53,280
Speaker 3: I've got to stop talking on the podcast.

1368
01:02:53,360 --> 01:02:55,440
Speaker 2: I have to let you go. This is the end.

1369
01:02:55,840 --> 01:03:02,920
Speaker 3: Goodbye, I love you, I said, No Gifts is an

1370
01:03:03,040 --> 01:03:07,320
Speaker 3: exactly right production. It's produced by our dear friend Annalise Nilson,

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01:03:07,560 --> 01:03:11,320
Speaker 3: and it's beautifully mixed by Leona Squilatchi. And we couldn't

1372
01:03:11,360 --> 01:03:15,120
Speaker 3: do it without our guest booker Patrick Cottner. The theme song,

1373
01:03:15,400 --> 01:03:19,320
Speaker 3: of course, could only come from miracle worker Amy Mann.

1374
01:03:19,960 --> 01:03:22,880
Speaker 3: You must follow the show on Instagram. At I said

1375
01:03:22,960 --> 01:03:25,320
Speaker 3: no Gifts, I don't want to hear any excuses. That's

1376
01:03:25,360 --> 01:03:27,400
Speaker 3: where you get to see pictures of all these gorgeous

1377
01:03:27,400 --> 01:03:29,360
Speaker 3: gifts I'm getting. And don't you want to see pictures

1378
01:03:29,400 --> 01:03:29,960
Speaker 3: of the gifts?

1379
01:03:31,920 --> 01:03:32,840
Speaker 2: He lie invit?

1380
01:03:32,920 --> 01:03:40,600
Speaker 1: Did you hear? Funna Man myself perfectly clear. When you're

1381
01:03:40,720 --> 01:03:46,680
Speaker 1: a guest to me, you gotta come to me empty

1382
01:03:47,080 --> 01:03:54,240
Speaker 1: And I said no guests, your presences, presents in and

1383
01:03:54,480 --> 01:03:57,520
Speaker 1: I'm already too much stuff.

1384
01:03:58,320 --> 01:03:59,600
Speaker 2: So how do you dad?

1385
01:04:00,080 --> 01:04:01,440
Speaker 4: So the me