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Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame.

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Speaker 2: Mornings on the twenties.

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Speaker 3: Hello, Hi, this is Commissioner Pete Eakins. I was looking

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Speaker 3: for Neil.

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Speaker 2: This is Neil. Who are you.

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Speaker 3: I'm Commissioner Pete. Pete Eakins. Your friend Jacob should have

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Speaker 3: told you about me. He's going on vacation, so I'm

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Speaker 3: filling in for him as the commissioner of the fantasy.

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Speaker 1: Football league, and I wanted to call it over a

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Speaker 1: few things.

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Speaker 3: You have touch base with you a little bit as

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Speaker 3: the commissioner of the organization for the internal.

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Speaker 4: Well you're not really the commissioner, you're just stepping in

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Speaker 4: for a second.

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Speaker 1: Well, I don't know about that.

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Speaker 3: Because Jacob, your friend, is the commissioner and he's going

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Speaker 3: out of town for a little bit, and so he

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Speaker 3: asked me to take over the team, which means I'm

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Speaker 3: the commissioner of this fantasy football league, and so.

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Speaker 2: You're taking over his team. You're not taking over well

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Speaker 2: the league commissioner.

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Speaker 3: Well, I am the commissioner. He is the commissioner of

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Speaker 3: the league. And therefore, now that I'm filling in, I'm

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Speaker 3: the commissioner. And I don't really think that there's a

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Speaker 3: lot of room for you to question my authority.

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Speaker 1: Is there? Okay, we're laughing. I really don't want to

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Speaker 1: have to start.

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Speaker 3: Seriously, I don't have to start want to start issuing

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Speaker 3: fines right away, but I'm prepared.

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Speaker 2: To find Dude, this is fantasy football. What the hell

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Speaker 2: are you talking about fines?

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Speaker 3: I'm talking about the fact that this is more than

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Speaker 3: fantasy football. Fantasy football is real football as far as

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Speaker 3: I'm concerned, And that's why Jacob asked me to take

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Speaker 3: over the role of commissioner for the league in his absence.

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Speaker 4: No, he asked you to take over his team so

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Speaker 4: he could play his games. Yes, that's all he has.

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Speaker 4: He's you have to be commissioner.

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Speaker 1: He's the commissioner.

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Speaker 2: Correct, exactly he is.

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Speaker 3: You're an owner in the league, yeah, correct, yes, and

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Speaker 3: therefore Jacob is the commissioner. So I'm standing in for

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Speaker 3: the commissioner of the league. Therefore, you are an owner

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Speaker 3: under my umbrella.

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Speaker 4: Bro, you haven't even paid it to this, Dan Lee,

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Speaker 4: Who are you talking about? What are you What are

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Speaker 4: you doing?

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Speaker 3: Speaking of payment? How bad do you want your starters

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Speaker 3: to play this weekend?

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Speaker 2: Dude? You can't mess with my team?

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 1: Yes, I can.

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Speaker 3: I'm looking at the administrative capabilities right now in the app,

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Speaker 3: and I can kind of delete, I can bancheck and

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Speaker 3: put people on the injured list.

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Speaker 1: I can do all sorts of things. So how bad

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Speaker 1: is your starters plans?

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Speaker 2: Oh? You're not You are not touching my team. I'm

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Speaker 2: just telling you right now.

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Speaker 1: I'm perusing it now, and I have half a mind

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Speaker 1: to touch it.

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Speaker 4: Listen, Pete, I swear to God, dude, I swear to

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Speaker 4: everything holy. If you my team, I will find you. Oh,

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Speaker 4: I will find where you are.

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Speaker 1: Well, how much is it worth to you?

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Speaker 2: How much is it worth to you?

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Speaker 1: Five hundred bucks?

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Speaker 2: No, that hospital bill is going to be way more

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Speaker 2: than five hundred dollars. If you touch my team, you

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Speaker 2: will wake up with a crowd around. Do you don't

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Speaker 2: understand me? Do not touch my team?

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Speaker 4: Oh?

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Speaker 3: Would you look at that Christian McCaffrey. He seems to

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Speaker 3: be the best player on your team. I would like

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Speaker 3: to propose trade that I just did. He's no longer

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Speaker 3: on your team. I've got him.

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Speaker 4: Now.

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Speaker 2: You just pray you're away the best player on my team.

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Speaker 2: Did you really do that?

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Speaker 4: Yes?

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Speaker 3: I did, And I just want to let you know

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Speaker 3: I'm hovering my mouse over the delete button. Do you

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Speaker 3: want your squad deleted? Or do you want to send

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Speaker 3: me a check for five hundred dollars I've been moo

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Speaker 3: to either way.

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Speaker 4: Bro, you're just filling in for Jacob. That's all you're

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Speaker 4: doing this power trip? Were you getting this from? Were

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Speaker 4: you the kid that got like safety Patrol and you

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Speaker 4: had to share that little orange ben that you were

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Speaker 4: so happy?

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Speaker 3: Is that you?

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Speaker 1: I'll have you know. I was very good at it,

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Speaker 1: very good at safety Patrol.

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Speaker 2: Yes, well, I'm sure you were. I'm sure you're a

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Speaker 2: good boy. You're a big boy. Now, don't touch my team.

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Speaker 1: They've already been touched.

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Speaker 3: They've already been touched, and I can touch them somewhere

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Speaker 3: unless you're willing to also refer to me as mister commissioner.

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Speaker 2: Dude, I'll refer to you as a loop. Oh that's

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Speaker 2: what you're being right now? Was a loop?

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Speaker 4: Are you?

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Speaker 1: Yes?

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Speaker 2: Are you laughing? Yes?

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Speaker 3: I am, because this is actually Jubil on the Jeubil

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Speaker 3: Show doing a phone prank on you and your buddy

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Speaker 3: Jacob set you up.

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Speaker 2: It's a joke. You saw Jacob. I swear to god, he.

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Speaker 3: Said that he has to have somebody fill in while

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Speaker 3: he's out of town on your fantasy football league, and

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Speaker 3: you guys are competitive and wanted to mess with you.

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Speaker 2: You understand, Christopher Taffrey just came off of injury killing it.

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Speaker 2: I've been waiting for to come back.

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Speaker 3: And well he's back on injury as far as I'm concerned,

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Speaker 3: and you haven't called me, mister Commissioner, wake up every

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Speaker 2: Morning with Jebile Phone Franks