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Speaker 3: When I think the number one biggest party holiday in America,

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Speaker 3: Thrent yourself a cringe word. The Canine today with Laser

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Speaker 2: Hey, nobody got.

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Speaker 1: Tamp It's like the worst fear of mine as a mother.

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Speaker 3: Some elementary kids were outside at the time and school

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Speaker 3: look everybody, it's Bigfoot.

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Speaker 1: We found ye and he's on the campus of a school.

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Speaker 3: How can I do this if you want to ruin

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Speaker 2: Because the kids don't know either, they're going to be scared.

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Speaker 3: This next Lazer story is out of San Pedro, California.

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Speaker 3: Thirty one year old Esteban Prato had been training months

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Speaker 3: It paid off really because he won the whole thing.

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Speaker 3: he'd have to pass with no water. That's when his

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Speaker 3: Afterwards, he told the media that he's disappointed regarding the

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Speaker 8: But he could have given his son steroids and that's

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Speaker 3: This next leasure story is out of China. It's not

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Speaker 3: What do you think, bro, Because Jose believes they are

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Speaker 1: They look like tiny pandas, but they are like dogs. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: they're very fluffy.

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Speaker 3: They're chow chow dogs. Those are the big haired breed

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Speaker 1: I mean they died the fur exactly like a panda bear.

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Speaker 1: I don't know why the US zews are doing this

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Speaker 8: Imagine the lions and it's like a kitten with a

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Speaker 3: That would be so cute. They did a really good job,

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Speaker 1: Why is it eating out of a dog bowl? They

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Speaker 3: While the zoo did worry about backlash, surprise, there's been

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Speaker 3: They're now more popular than the real pandas over fifteen

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Speaker 3: and swears the dog pan does makeovers are humane, using

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Speaker 5: Do you see that.

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Speaker 1: I mean it may have been a house.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what pandas live in in the natural environment.

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Speaker 3: I love dog bones. Next the stories out of the

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Speaker 3: Friendly Skies, a travel site called One Mile at a

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Speaker 3: Time did a big ride up on how to go

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Speaker 1: To go, okay, because you don't want to hold it up.

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Speaker 1: It looks so sketchy. If you go back there and

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Speaker 3: So here here's their advice. The worst times to go

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Speaker 8: A want to go, yeah, and I'm like, okay, just

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Speaker 3: The best time to go is just before they start

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Speaker 3: After takeoff three reasons. Number One, other passengers will be

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Speaker 3: So that's your best shot at having no one waiting outside.

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Speaker 3: I see you get as much time as you want

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Speaker 3: Yeah, so if you follow that advice, you're good. I

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Speaker 5: Super cute.

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Speaker 3: But yeah, that's how means Laser Stories has come to

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Speaker 3: an end for the day. We'll do it again, same time.

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Speaker 6: On Monday, brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 3: What's true and what's just a myth?

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Speaker 6: Like that?

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Speaker 3: Sometimes it's hard to know. Like when they told me

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Speaker 3: What tried it? Nope, turns out shouldn't have listened to

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Speaker 1: Sounds like a kitchen fireff.

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Speaker 3: Last week we had to convince Alexis that The Titanic

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Speaker 1: Sure that one.

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Speaker 3: Remember the rumor that mister Rogers was actually a highly

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Speaker 1: What I want that to be true. He's so rad.

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Speaker 2: Remember, he's like, it's a beautiful day in the neighborhood.

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Speaker 1: That's why he had to change his shoes for the blood.

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Speaker 3: I believe number eight up until last year when Jose

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Speaker 5: Don't even know.

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Speaker 3: Debunk means you're gonna hear him coming up right after

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Speaker 3: this good news. Remember that piece of gum he swallowed

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Speaker 8: Now I can't wait to take a tuesy today.

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Speaker 3: It's just a tall tail. Yeah, not actually true.

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Speaker 1: Literally will pass it, just like all of the rus.

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Speaker 3: You're not alone, Jose. A lot of people believe that

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Speaker 1: I believe we're starting off strong, Jeffree.

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Speaker 3: We're gonna find out how stupid the people in this

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Speaker 3: into these Number ten, there's a big dramatic reading of

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Speaker 1: Happen, Oh you like in the movies.

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Speaker 3: A state lawyer say that may have happened like one

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Speaker 1: So that's how the wealthy people do it. I've never

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Speaker 3: My whole family's alive, so.

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Speaker 1: That should be bad.

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Speaker 3: For the Trust Fund to find out sometime. Number nine

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Speaker 3: Black belts have to register their fists as weapons. I

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Speaker 3: There was the whole thing where like all of the

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Speaker 3: to use MSG anymore, and I thought it was dangerous.

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00:22:39,320 --> 00:22:42,159
Speaker 8: It's so good flavor. One doctor one time wrote a

448
00:22:42,160 --> 00:22:43,160
Speaker 8: bad review.

449
00:22:43,040 --> 00:22:47,919
Speaker 1: And linked it to disease or and it's not at all.

450
00:22:49,600 --> 00:22:52,679
Speaker 3: Less sodium in it than regular salt does, but like

451
00:22:52,920 --> 00:22:55,280
Speaker 3: just as much flavor, and researchers say it can actually

452
00:22:55,280 --> 00:22:57,040
Speaker 3: help you diet more easily.

453
00:22:58,200 --> 00:23:00,600
Speaker 1: Give me that, just spoonfuls of it.

454
00:23:01,040 --> 00:23:02,080
Speaker 3: Don't even need to put it on.

455
00:23:02,320 --> 00:23:03,080
Speaker 1: Yeah.

456
00:23:03,320 --> 00:23:07,000
Speaker 3: Number seven, if you drop a penny off of a skyscraper,

457
00:23:07,040 --> 00:23:09,600
Speaker 3: it'll eventually fall fast enough to kill someone.

458
00:23:09,680 --> 00:23:10,320
Speaker 4: This is true.

459
00:23:10,600 --> 00:23:11,440
Speaker 2: This is true.

460
00:23:11,520 --> 00:23:16,520
Speaker 3: It's not true in reality. Think it hits terminal velocity.

461
00:23:16,680 --> 00:23:19,280
Speaker 3: It maxes out at thirty miles per hour. Because it's

462
00:23:19,280 --> 00:23:21,720
Speaker 3: so tiny, they say, if it hits someone, it would

463
00:23:21,760 --> 00:23:23,639
Speaker 3: just feel like being flicked in the forehead.

464
00:23:23,800 --> 00:23:28,320
Speaker 1: Oh oh wow, we're on the fifth floor. Is there

465
00:23:28,320 --> 00:23:29,880
Speaker 1: anywhere we could throw some pennies off?

466
00:23:34,160 --> 00:23:37,959
Speaker 3: Hit Number six? Humans only use ten percent of their brain.

467
00:23:39,280 --> 00:23:41,280
Speaker 3: It's kind of like saying we only use thirty percent

468
00:23:41,320 --> 00:23:44,080
Speaker 3: of a traffic light. Yeah, it's just not It just

469
00:23:44,080 --> 00:23:44,879
Speaker 3: doesn't make sense.

470
00:23:45,240 --> 00:23:46,200
Speaker 1: You use all your brain.

471
00:23:46,320 --> 00:23:49,919
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, just at different times and for

472
00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:50,719
Speaker 3: different things.

473
00:23:51,119 --> 00:23:51,959
Speaker 2: Right, that's strong.

474
00:23:52,080 --> 00:23:55,919
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're talking about the dumbest myths that some people

475
00:23:56,160 --> 00:24:00,480
Speaker 3: actually believe are true to this day. Number five and time,

476
00:24:00,840 --> 00:24:03,960
Speaker 3: flashing your headlights to alert another car that their lights

477
00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:05,959
Speaker 3: are off is part of a gang initiation.

478
00:24:06,640 --> 00:24:10,840
Speaker 1: Oh, my husband is always concerned. I'm like, no, we're

479
00:24:10,880 --> 00:24:13,200
Speaker 1: not gonna get shot. I'm just telling these people their

480
00:24:13,200 --> 00:24:14,280
Speaker 1: brides are on. Dude.

481
00:24:14,400 --> 00:24:16,480
Speaker 3: Well, not in the wealthy parts of town.

482
00:24:17,560 --> 00:24:20,760
Speaker 1: I'm sorry where I grew up with wealth. And it's

483
00:24:20,800 --> 00:24:22,879
Speaker 1: also used to warn people that there's a cop behind you.

484
00:24:23,280 --> 00:24:23,560
Speaker 10: The cop.

485
00:24:23,800 --> 00:24:25,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, sure, I never heard that one.

486
00:24:25,720 --> 00:24:28,879
Speaker 1: Oh really, that's in the wealthy neighborhoods where you wouldn't

487
00:24:28,920 --> 00:24:29,200
Speaker 1: know that.

488
00:24:30,640 --> 00:24:34,080
Speaker 3: I have an in with the cops. Number four, lie

489
00:24:34,119 --> 00:24:36,560
Speaker 3: detectors actually detect lies.

490
00:24:37,240 --> 00:24:39,720
Speaker 1: Oh, they just detect heart rates.

491
00:24:40,280 --> 00:24:43,320
Speaker 3: What they actually do is record your stress responses. That

492
00:24:43,440 --> 00:24:46,160
Speaker 3: show that if a person is anxious when they're answering

493
00:24:46,160 --> 00:24:49,560
Speaker 3: the questions, and that might hint that they may be lying.

494
00:24:49,720 --> 00:24:51,560
Speaker 1: So I did a lie detector test once.

495
00:24:52,200 --> 00:24:52,800
Speaker 3: Did you pass?

496
00:24:53,480 --> 00:24:55,440
Speaker 1: Why I passed? It was like a show. It was

497
00:24:55,480 --> 00:24:59,400
Speaker 1: a show, But the whole thing makes you super nervous.

498
00:24:59,440 --> 00:25:02,360
Speaker 1: Like the guy, It's super serious And I'm just answering

499
00:25:02,400 --> 00:25:05,679
Speaker 1: stupid questions for a radio show. I can't imagine because

500
00:25:05,680 --> 00:25:07,159
Speaker 1: in my head, I'm like, am I gonna sound like

501
00:25:07,160 --> 00:25:08,200
Speaker 1: I'm lying? Because I'm not lying.

502
00:25:08,200 --> 00:25:11,119
Speaker 3: I'm telling you, But you don't like Number three, Eating

503
00:25:11,200 --> 00:25:13,200
Speaker 3: carrots helps you see better in the dark?

504
00:25:13,760 --> 00:25:15,800
Speaker 1: Yeah? Is it beta carotene good for vision?

505
00:25:15,840 --> 00:25:16,040
Speaker 6: Though?

506
00:25:16,160 --> 00:25:17,800
Speaker 3: They say no, not really?

507
00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:20,119
Speaker 1: Okay, well all really?

508
00:25:20,280 --> 00:25:24,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean throw the carrots away.

509
00:25:24,840 --> 00:25:26,280
Speaker 1: No wonder, I've never been able to get rid of

510
00:25:26,320 --> 00:25:26,920
Speaker 1: these glasses.

511
00:25:28,280 --> 00:25:32,160
Speaker 3: She keeps getting worse. Number two, Shaving makes your hair

512
00:25:32,280 --> 00:25:38,000
Speaker 3: grow back thicker than they swear it is. They say

513
00:25:38,040 --> 00:25:41,560
Speaker 3: it's not true. How would your hair become.

514
00:25:41,320 --> 00:25:44,600
Speaker 8: Thicker, because even like your hair, when you get a haircut,

515
00:25:44,640 --> 00:25:46,879
Speaker 8: your hairstylist will cut your hair a little bit because

516
00:25:46,880 --> 00:25:48,080
Speaker 8: they say it helps it grow back.

517
00:25:48,160 --> 00:25:50,520
Speaker 1: I think for women it just happens when you're young,

518
00:25:50,600 --> 00:25:52,359
Speaker 1: Like you shave your legs because you have like peach

519
00:25:52,400 --> 00:25:55,080
Speaker 1: fuzz on there, and then eventually, like real puberty hits

520
00:25:55,119 --> 00:25:56,360
Speaker 1: and you get real leg hair.

521
00:25:56,440 --> 00:25:58,359
Speaker 3: I mean, if it kept cutting it, it kept getting

522
00:25:58,400 --> 00:25:59,919
Speaker 3: thicker and thicker and thicker.

523
00:26:00,160 --> 00:26:06,159
Speaker 1: I know what women's armpits would look like.

524
00:26:07,480 --> 00:26:09,000
Speaker 6: It just.

525
00:26:10,480 --> 00:26:10,840
Speaker 1: Faster.

526
00:26:11,680 --> 00:26:14,000
Speaker 3: I guess a lot of people believe that one. And finally,

527
00:26:14,080 --> 00:26:17,320
Speaker 3: the number one myth that people believed was true turns

528
00:26:17,320 --> 00:26:20,359
Speaker 3: out it's not that you eat X number of spiders

529
00:26:20,400 --> 00:26:22,080
Speaker 3: while you sleep every year.

530
00:26:22,280 --> 00:26:25,639
Speaker 1: Yeah, you don't think that they crawl in your mouth.

531
00:26:25,720 --> 00:26:26,720
Speaker 1: They're saying it doesn't happen.

532
00:26:26,800 --> 00:26:29,439
Speaker 3: They say, truth is that probably never happens. For a

533
00:26:29,520 --> 00:26:33,240
Speaker 3: sleeping person to swallow just one live spider would require

534
00:26:33,680 --> 00:26:37,720
Speaker 3: so many unlikely circumstances to go just perfectly right.

535
00:26:38,240 --> 00:26:42,399
Speaker 8: I chew in my sleep always, I'm dreaming about food.

536
00:26:44,080 --> 00:26:45,320
Speaker 1: Most people grind their teeth.

537
00:26:45,400 --> 00:26:49,679
Speaker 2: You're just oh no, I'm chomping out the swallow, I

538
00:26:49,720 --> 00:26:50,119
Speaker 2: do all of it.

539
00:26:50,600 --> 00:26:51,080
Speaker 6: Those are.

540
00:26:53,320 --> 00:26:57,720
Speaker 3: Those are the dumbest myths debunked phone taps coming up right.

541
00:26:57,600 --> 00:27:01,400
Speaker 6: After this freaking Jeffrey in the More, it is.

542
00:27:01,359 --> 00:27:03,600
Speaker 3: Time for your phone tap. And today we call a

543
00:27:03,640 --> 00:27:07,080
Speaker 3: guy who ordered some lumber from a home improvement store. Okay,

544
00:27:07,359 --> 00:27:10,280
Speaker 3: he's been told the pickup is happening tomorrow, but hasn't

545
00:27:10,320 --> 00:27:14,240
Speaker 3: heard a specific time yet, And that's why Jose calls,

546
00:27:14,280 --> 00:27:17,040
Speaker 3: posing as a store employee to fill him in. The

547
00:27:17,040 --> 00:27:21,280
Speaker 3: thing is, Jose's not alone. He has a friendly assistant

548
00:27:21,320 --> 00:27:24,600
Speaker 3: helper on the line that's gonna make this phone transaction

549
00:27:24,800 --> 00:27:29,720
Speaker 3: go extra smooth or extra awkward and terrible. Yeah, find

550
00:27:29,760 --> 00:27:38,359
Speaker 3: out which one in your phone cap right now. Hello, Hey,

551
00:27:38,440 --> 00:27:40,959
Speaker 3: this is Dylan from home. Is this Gary?

552
00:27:42,160 --> 00:27:42,400
Speaker 4: Yes?

553
00:27:42,440 --> 00:27:43,040
Speaker 10: It is now.

554
00:27:43,119 --> 00:27:45,920
Speaker 8: Good morning Gary, I'm calling It looks like you have

555
00:27:45,960 --> 00:27:48,040
Speaker 8: a lumber pickup scheduled for tomorrow.

556
00:27:48,720 --> 00:27:49,320
Speaker 3: Is that correct?

557
00:27:49,920 --> 00:27:50,800
Speaker 4: Yeah?

558
00:27:50,800 --> 00:27:52,800
Speaker 7: Thank you, But you know, I was a little confused

559
00:27:52,800 --> 00:27:55,320
Speaker 7: about the timing when come by and pick that.

560
00:27:55,400 --> 00:27:56,359
Speaker 3: Up, No problem.

561
00:27:56,480 --> 00:27:58,240
Speaker 9: Let me just take a look at the calendar, real quick,

562
00:27:58,400 --> 00:28:04,360
Speaker 9: generating schedule for pickup. Okay, that's generating schedule for pickup?

563
00:28:05,200 --> 00:28:05,800
Speaker 4: What is that?

564
00:28:06,480 --> 00:28:08,480
Speaker 3: I'm sorry what what was that sound?

565
00:28:08,560 --> 00:28:10,359
Speaker 9: Was that generating schedule for pickup?

566
00:28:10,640 --> 00:28:10,800
Speaker 3: Oh?

567
00:28:10,880 --> 00:28:13,639
Speaker 8: That No, that for some reason, the company decided to

568
00:28:13,640 --> 00:28:17,040
Speaker 8: install this like smart AI system, you know, into all

569
00:28:17,080 --> 00:28:18,040
Speaker 8: of our customer calls.

570
00:28:18,359 --> 00:28:20,720
Speaker 7: Wow, okay, but I mean they still.

571
00:28:20,480 --> 00:28:23,760
Speaker 3: Want that human element. So that's why I'm here. Okay

572
00:28:23,880 --> 00:28:26,239
Speaker 3: too for the price of one.

573
00:28:26,560 --> 00:28:30,040
Speaker 7: Yeah, you know, kind of crazy, but uh yeah, whatever

574
00:28:30,119 --> 00:28:30,760
Speaker 7: you're telling me.

575
00:28:31,359 --> 00:28:32,760
Speaker 3: Anyway, back to your schedule.

576
00:28:33,320 --> 00:28:34,880
Speaker 2: Let's it looks.

577
00:28:34,720 --> 00:28:36,479
Speaker 9: Like generating schedule for pickup.

578
00:28:36,600 --> 00:28:39,120
Speaker 8: It says you can pick up your lumber at one o'clock,

579
00:28:39,840 --> 00:28:44,680
Speaker 8: So that'll it's incorrect. Wait wait, wait, wait, wait, hang on,

580
00:28:44,880 --> 00:28:45,920
Speaker 8: I'm sorry going on here?

581
00:28:45,960 --> 00:28:46,680
Speaker 7: What what time?

582
00:28:47,600 --> 00:28:48,720
Speaker 3: I think it's one o'clock.

583
00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:49,800
Speaker 9: That's incorrect.

584
00:28:50,120 --> 00:28:52,600
Speaker 4: What the heck is going on? Okay, come in at

585
00:28:52,600 --> 00:28:53,600
Speaker 4: one or do I not?

586
00:28:54,120 --> 00:28:55,240
Speaker 3: No, don't come in at one.

587
00:28:55,360 --> 00:28:59,240
Speaker 8: I realize now it's looking at one fifteen is.

588
00:28:59,200 --> 00:29:01,000
Speaker 9: When that's wrong too?

589
00:29:01,680 --> 00:29:04,560
Speaker 3: What I'm sorry, this doesn't really happen a lot.

590
00:29:05,280 --> 00:29:06,880
Speaker 9: I feel that's incorrect.

591
00:29:07,200 --> 00:29:09,320
Speaker 3: Wait hang on, I guess it does happen a lot.

592
00:29:10,120 --> 00:29:12,280
Speaker 7: Can you do me a favor? What is your name again?

593
00:29:12,840 --> 00:29:13,520
Speaker 3: My name is Dylan?

594
00:29:14,320 --> 00:29:14,640
Speaker 4: Dylan.

595
00:29:15,040 --> 00:29:17,720
Speaker 7: Hey, can you just figure everything out on your end,

596
00:29:17,840 --> 00:29:18,880
Speaker 7: and then you don't know why.

597
00:29:18,680 --> 00:29:20,320
Speaker 3: This thing's second guessing me Like I know how to

598
00:29:20,360 --> 00:29:20,760
Speaker 3: read time.

599
00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:24,600
Speaker 9: The big hand represents the minutes, not the hour.

600
00:29:25,080 --> 00:29:30,360
Speaker 3: Oh my, oh my god, oh my gosh. That's boy.

601
00:29:30,400 --> 00:29:32,160
Speaker 3: Do I feel dumb? Why were I?

602
00:29:32,240 --> 00:29:34,440
Speaker 2: Maybe the AI did help me one time.

603
00:29:34,760 --> 00:29:36,600
Speaker 4: Are you like in second grade or something?

604
00:29:36,600 --> 00:29:38,080
Speaker 7: You got to learn how to read a cox? Look,

605
00:29:38,200 --> 00:29:40,160
Speaker 7: just do me a favor and just call me back

606
00:29:40,200 --> 00:29:41,640
Speaker 7: when you get a firm time.

607
00:29:41,680 --> 00:29:43,640
Speaker 2: I already got the time. Look at that. See I

608
00:29:43,640 --> 00:29:44,520
Speaker 2: don't have to call you back.

609
00:29:44,560 --> 00:29:45,280
Speaker 3: It says right now.

610
00:29:45,400 --> 00:29:47,200
Speaker 7: Fine, give me that what time? What time?

611
00:29:47,320 --> 00:29:52,200
Speaker 3: I'm telling you right now? On certainty? Eleven am? Eleven am?

612
00:29:52,320 --> 00:29:54,240
Speaker 9: You're actually reading it upside down?

613
00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:56,960
Speaker 2: Oh my god, wait eleven upside down?

614
00:29:57,000 --> 00:29:58,080
Speaker 3: Isn't that still eleven?

615
00:29:58,280 --> 00:29:58,960
Speaker 9: That's incorrect.

616
00:29:58,960 --> 00:30:00,880
Speaker 8: When you can figure out how to tell base the time,

617
00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:01,960
Speaker 8: just give me a call back.

618
00:30:06,760 --> 00:30:09,960
Speaker 3: Hello, Hi, Gary, it's Dylan from Home to go again.

619
00:30:10,880 --> 00:30:12,200
Speaker 7: Hey do you have a time for me?

620
00:30:12,480 --> 00:30:13,320
Speaker 1: I have a time.

621
00:30:13,680 --> 00:30:14,760
Speaker 3: Thank you for your patience.

622
00:30:15,240 --> 00:30:16,760
Speaker 9: Maybe I should take over from here.

623
00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:20,120
Speaker 7: No okay, no, no, no stop it turn it off

624
00:30:20,200 --> 00:30:20,560
Speaker 7: right now.

625
00:30:20,600 --> 00:30:22,640
Speaker 3: Gary, That wasn't me. That's the AI talking.

626
00:30:22,720 --> 00:30:23,800
Speaker 7: So that's not you.

627
00:30:24,080 --> 00:30:25,120
Speaker 5: I know it's not you.

628
00:30:25,280 --> 00:30:26,360
Speaker 9: This is worse than I saw.

629
00:30:26,680 --> 00:30:28,280
Speaker 7: Seriously, turn that thing off.

630
00:30:28,480 --> 00:30:30,440
Speaker 3: I would turn it off, but it's company policy.

631
00:30:30,560 --> 00:30:31,640
Speaker 2: I'd get fired to fight to that.

632
00:30:31,720 --> 00:30:32,560
Speaker 3: That's like a coworker.

633
00:30:32,600 --> 00:30:34,440
Speaker 7: Now, is it gonna give me a time?

634
00:30:34,480 --> 00:30:36,960
Speaker 4: Because that is the only thing that I want right now.

635
00:30:37,160 --> 00:30:39,480
Speaker 8: I'm pretty sure it's gonna tell you everything because it's

636
00:30:39,520 --> 00:30:41,600
Speaker 8: locked me out of the system, and it's kind of

637
00:30:41,600 --> 00:30:44,120
Speaker 8: just telling me I'm doing an awful job, but you're not.

638
00:30:44,320 --> 00:30:46,640
Speaker 7: Really. I'm sorry, but you're not. Neither of you are

639
00:30:46,640 --> 00:30:48,920
Speaker 7: doing a great job. Okay, all right, I fire both

640
00:30:48,960 --> 00:30:49,160
Speaker 7: of you.

641
00:30:49,360 --> 00:30:53,040
Speaker 2: Gary, I'm letting the AI take over starting now.

642
00:30:53,320 --> 00:30:56,120
Speaker 9: All right, sir, you can pick up your lumber delivery

643
00:30:56,160 --> 00:30:59,280
Speaker 9: tomorrow at three thirty pm at the Westgate. Just give

644
00:30:59,320 --> 00:31:00,200
Speaker 9: them your last name.

645
00:31:00,640 --> 00:31:03,720
Speaker 8: Okay, that's not correct, AI, because you gotta do first

646
00:31:04,040 --> 00:31:06,400
Speaker 8: and last name, even I know I'll do.

647
00:31:06,600 --> 00:31:07,760
Speaker 1: I'll give them whatever.

648
00:31:07,560 --> 00:31:08,280
Speaker 4: Name they want.

649
00:31:08,320 --> 00:31:10,960
Speaker 2: But tomorrow, I'm so, so so sorry.

650
00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:12,360
Speaker 8: I'm just saying if I would have been able to

651
00:31:12,360 --> 00:31:15,680
Speaker 8: handle this by myself, I promise it would have gone smooth.

652
00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:19,760
Speaker 9: According to my calculations, he has made over seventeen mistakes

653
00:31:19,760 --> 00:31:22,000
Speaker 9: on the last four phone calls he's been on since

654
00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:23,000
Speaker 9: his shift has started.

655
00:31:23,200 --> 00:31:25,200
Speaker 2: Oh, where you are lying?

656
00:31:25,600 --> 00:31:28,040
Speaker 9: Also? I know you can't see him, but he's ugly.

657
00:31:28,320 --> 00:31:29,920
Speaker 3: This is so unprofessional.

658
00:31:30,080 --> 00:31:34,520
Speaker 9: He ain't got no alibi. He's ugly, dude. Yeah, yeah,

659
00:31:34,840 --> 00:31:35,360
Speaker 9: he's ugly.

660
00:31:35,680 --> 00:31:37,880
Speaker 3: Are you attempting to sing an insult at me?

661
00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:38,320
Speaker 6: AI?

662
00:31:38,400 --> 00:31:39,480
Speaker 3: How is this happening?

663
00:31:39,680 --> 00:31:42,200
Speaker 9: The last thing? What this is a prank phone call

664
00:31:42,240 --> 00:31:43,760
Speaker 9: from Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

665
00:31:44,240 --> 00:31:47,000
Speaker 2: That's my job. You just ruined the whole prank phone call.

666
00:31:47,160 --> 00:31:49,000
Speaker 4: What the hell are you talking about.

667
00:31:49,480 --> 00:31:51,800
Speaker 2: Talking about the phone that we're doing right now?

668
00:31:51,840 --> 00:31:52,280
Speaker 3: Actually?

669
00:31:52,440 --> 00:31:54,800
Speaker 8: What My name's not Dylan, I'm jose from Brook and

670
00:31:54,880 --> 00:31:56,640
Speaker 8: Jeffrey in the Morning. You're on the radio right now.

671
00:31:56,680 --> 00:31:59,880
Speaker 4: Man, Oh my god, are you Are you serious?

672
00:32:00,240 --> 00:32:00,640
Speaker 7: Yeah?

673
00:32:00,720 --> 00:32:01,360
Speaker 2: I'm serious.

674
00:32:01,440 --> 00:32:03,520
Speaker 3: You can call them now now. Man, I'm sorry. I

675
00:32:03,520 --> 00:32:04,880
Speaker 3: know you're pretty heating over there.

676
00:32:05,800 --> 00:32:07,400
Speaker 4: All I wanted was the time.

677
00:32:07,560 --> 00:32:08,960
Speaker 5: It was the only thing that I needed.

678
00:32:08,960 --> 00:32:10,320
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, we still never got around to that.

679
00:32:10,360 --> 00:32:13,160
Speaker 9: Did because the big hand represents the minutes, not the hour.

680
00:32:13,440 --> 00:32:15,520
Speaker 3: Oh, I can't read this clock.

681
00:32:16,040 --> 00:32:16,960
Speaker 2: No, I can't do this.

682
00:32:17,120 --> 00:32:19,040
Speaker 3: You know I'm gonna I'm actually gonna have to call

683
00:32:19,080 --> 00:32:19,440
Speaker 3: you back.

684
00:32:19,640 --> 00:32:21,040
Speaker 7: Please don't call me back.

685
00:32:22,960 --> 00:32:23,400
Speaker 1: Wake up.

686
00:32:23,440 --> 00:32:26,360
Speaker 6: Every morning was phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties,

687
00:32:26,920 --> 00:32:28,479
Speaker 6: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

688
00:32:30,040 --> 00:32:32,840
Speaker 3: We don't do this often, but today we're gonna make

689
00:32:32,880 --> 00:32:35,080
Speaker 3: a Brooke and Jeffrey guarantee.

690
00:32:35,360 --> 00:32:39,400
Speaker 1: Oh okay, it doesn't sound bold, doesn't sound super reliable,

691
00:32:39,400 --> 00:32:40,040
Speaker 1: but sure.

692
00:32:40,120 --> 00:32:43,160
Speaker 3: We're gonna go for it. I promise no matter who

693
00:32:43,240 --> 00:32:45,920
Speaker 3: you are, no matter where you live, what you believe in,

694
00:32:46,440 --> 00:32:49,200
Speaker 3: you will be rooting for the person that we have

695
00:32:49,280 --> 00:32:52,640
Speaker 3: on the phone with us today. Really because she is

696
00:32:52,680 --> 00:32:57,120
Speaker 3: a kind, single woman who works as an elementary school teacher.

697
00:32:57,320 --> 00:33:01,800
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, already tell you once you hear her story.

698
00:33:02,480 --> 00:33:07,080
Speaker 3: Even serial killers are gonna put down their machetes, turn

699
00:33:07,160 --> 00:33:12,320
Speaker 3: off their chainsaws, and slow clap, hoping that today is

700
00:33:12,400 --> 00:33:19,280
Speaker 3: the day this woman finds true love. Jeffy guaranteed. The

701
00:33:19,320 --> 00:33:20,880
Speaker 3: serial killers will clap.

702
00:33:22,440 --> 00:33:25,160
Speaker 1: Woman, use her skin to make a lamp shade or anything.

703
00:33:25,640 --> 00:33:27,960
Speaker 3: Well, that's not the guarantee. They're gonna like her. They're

704
00:33:27,960 --> 00:33:30,960
Speaker 3: gonna root for her. A second date update that's coming

705
00:33:31,080 --> 00:33:36,680
Speaker 3: up next Second Date up date. It's funny people in

706
00:33:36,800 --> 00:33:39,800
Speaker 3: dating apps are just like Goldilocks and the Three Bears.

707
00:33:41,600 --> 00:33:44,480
Speaker 3: Some people are very hot and use them all the time,

708
00:33:44,960 --> 00:33:47,400
Speaker 3: like most of the kids in the promo department here.

709
00:33:48,680 --> 00:33:51,800
Speaker 3: Others they're a little more medium, like someone in this

710
00:33:51,920 --> 00:33:54,400
Speaker 3: room who only goes on when her husband's out of town.

711
00:33:55,720 --> 00:33:58,840
Speaker 3: And I just said someone.

712
00:33:58,960 --> 00:34:00,880
Speaker 1: I guess medium is a cop coming from you.

713
00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:04,520
Speaker 3: And some are very very new to it, like one

714
00:34:04,560 --> 00:34:08,080
Speaker 3: of our listeners, mary Anne, who said she's just dipping

715
00:34:08,120 --> 00:34:11,759
Speaker 3: her toe into the online dating scene. Mary Anne, you

716
00:34:11,800 --> 00:34:14,160
Speaker 3: haven't matched with Jose or anybody yet?

717
00:34:15,480 --> 00:34:16,200
Speaker 10: No, not yet.

718
00:34:16,360 --> 00:34:18,040
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm shocked.

719
00:34:18,280 --> 00:34:21,880
Speaker 8: Kids, I put my zip code to every zip code.

720
00:34:24,360 --> 00:34:26,840
Speaker 3: What's it like jumping into the online dating scene.

721
00:34:27,760 --> 00:34:31,080
Speaker 4: It's interesting. I don't know. I'm a little cautious about it.

722
00:34:31,120 --> 00:34:32,440
Speaker 3: I guess you should be.

723
00:34:32,680 --> 00:34:34,200
Speaker 2: That's a good way to do it.

724
00:34:34,400 --> 00:34:37,200
Speaker 1: Your attitude sounds good, though, like you look like your hope.

725
00:34:37,280 --> 00:34:38,280
Speaker 1: You sound hopeful.

726
00:34:38,560 --> 00:34:41,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, how are you cautious with online dating?

727
00:34:42,480 --> 00:34:45,080
Speaker 4: Well, I'm a teacher of like younger kids, or like

728
00:34:45,200 --> 00:34:47,000
Speaker 4: I just I don't want the parents to find me.

729
00:34:47,120 --> 00:34:50,120
Speaker 4: I don't want like any weird pictures of me out there,

730
00:34:50,200 --> 00:34:53,480
Speaker 4: you know, to make anything awkward. So I only really

731
00:34:53,600 --> 00:34:56,200
Speaker 4: have like a few pictures in my profile, and like

732
00:34:56,239 --> 00:34:58,839
Speaker 4: a couple of them, I'm like wearing sunglasses. So it's

733
00:34:58,880 --> 00:35:00,279
Speaker 4: just there's nothing crazy there.

734
00:35:00,400 --> 00:35:03,920
Speaker 2: It's like you're a celebrity. It's like you're so like toy.

735
00:35:04,320 --> 00:35:06,839
Speaker 1: I mean but seriously, though, like my kids, teachers are

736
00:35:07,440 --> 00:35:09,360
Speaker 1: very edited on their social medias.

737
00:35:09,719 --> 00:35:12,359
Speaker 3: What do you think interesting? The book has seen their

738
00:35:12,440 --> 00:35:18,000
Speaker 3: dating profiles clearly pages whatever you want to say. But

739
00:35:18,840 --> 00:35:24,920
Speaker 3: I couldn't even tell you only posted two photos on here? Okay,

740
00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:27,920
Speaker 3: what Mariann? So who did you match with online?

741
00:35:28,320 --> 00:35:31,800
Speaker 4: So not a lot of people actually, So I actually

742
00:35:31,800 --> 00:35:34,000
Speaker 4: only go by one initial. I just go by IM

743
00:35:34,080 --> 00:35:34,840
Speaker 4: for mary Anne.

744
00:35:34,920 --> 00:35:39,319
Speaker 1: Okay, serious, which may make people more cautious about you.

745
00:35:39,640 --> 00:35:41,040
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, backfire?

746
00:35:43,640 --> 00:35:44,560
Speaker 3: Is that true, Marianne?

747
00:35:45,400 --> 00:35:45,600
Speaker 7: Yeah?

748
00:35:45,760 --> 00:35:48,360
Speaker 4: No, I really don't get like a lot of messages.

749
00:35:49,120 --> 00:35:51,279
Speaker 3: So who is brave enough to swipe right on you?

750
00:35:52,280 --> 00:35:54,640
Speaker 4: So I did finally the sky court and actually reached

751
00:35:54,640 --> 00:35:55,000
Speaker 4: out to me.

752
00:35:55,480 --> 00:35:58,040
Speaker 3: Gordon masculine name.

753
00:35:58,320 --> 00:36:00,000
Speaker 1: It is a masculine, very masculine.

754
00:36:00,640 --> 00:36:00,920
Speaker 4: I don't know.

755
00:36:00,920 --> 00:36:02,200
Speaker 1: I had a pet lizard named Gordon.

756
00:36:05,080 --> 00:36:06,560
Speaker 3: I bet that lizard had six.

757
00:36:08,160 --> 00:36:11,560
Speaker 1: Lizards, masculine pets.

758
00:36:11,960 --> 00:36:13,200
Speaker 3: What's Gordon like?

759
00:36:13,840 --> 00:36:17,040
Speaker 4: He's really nice? It was just nice. He was one

760
00:36:17,080 --> 00:36:19,000
Speaker 4: of the few people that actually wanted to get to

761
00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:21,840
Speaker 4: know me and talk to me and like actually go

762
00:36:21,880 --> 00:36:25,000
Speaker 4: out in real life, not just you know, message me online.

763
00:36:25,360 --> 00:36:28,280
Speaker 1: Okay, what did it feel like going into an actual date?

764
00:36:28,960 --> 00:36:30,719
Speaker 4: I mean I was a little nervous, but I mean

765
00:36:30,760 --> 00:36:33,280
Speaker 4: I was hopeful. I was excited. He seemed really nice.

766
00:36:33,360 --> 00:36:35,480
Speaker 4: So we were going to go to a music festival.

767
00:36:35,560 --> 00:36:39,879
Speaker 4: We decided, Oh that's cute. Yeah, yeah, it was his pick.

768
00:36:39,920 --> 00:36:41,520
Speaker 4: I didn't really know a lot of the bands, but

769
00:36:41,600 --> 00:36:43,400
Speaker 4: you know, I tried to listen and like get to

770
00:36:43,440 --> 00:36:45,040
Speaker 4: know some of them before we went. And there's a

771
00:36:45,040 --> 00:36:46,080
Speaker 4: couple that are pretty good.

772
00:36:47,880 --> 00:36:50,799
Speaker 1: Three songs from somebody's YouTube channels, just to make sure

773
00:36:50,960 --> 00:36:51,719
Speaker 1: to participate.

774
00:36:52,320 --> 00:36:53,680
Speaker 3: Did it turn out to be fun?

775
00:36:54,400 --> 00:36:57,880
Speaker 4: Yeah? It was fun. He's here a positive attitude and

776
00:36:57,920 --> 00:37:00,319
Speaker 4: he's like no pressure, like you know, and I just

777
00:37:00,360 --> 00:37:01,800
Speaker 4: I liked being around him, honestly.

778
00:37:01,920 --> 00:37:03,799
Speaker 1: Like so it sounds like it turned out even better

779
00:37:03,840 --> 00:37:04,640
Speaker 1: than you expected.

780
00:37:05,400 --> 00:37:09,399
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was actually like worried for nothing. But when

781
00:37:09,880 --> 00:37:12,560
Speaker 4: we went to leave, like it was getting late and

782
00:37:12,560 --> 00:37:15,200
Speaker 4: so like we made sure to head out, but I noticed,

783
00:37:15,239 --> 00:37:17,080
Speaker 4: like once we got exclusted, like the exit I did

784
00:37:17,160 --> 00:37:20,040
Speaker 4: on my phone, oh no, and I was like, oh

785
00:37:20,120 --> 00:37:23,520
Speaker 4: my god, like I lost my phone somewhere and festival.

786
00:37:24,640 --> 00:37:25,279
Speaker 3: Nightmare.

787
00:37:25,560 --> 00:37:27,919
Speaker 4: So he also looked for it, and he eventually found

788
00:37:27,960 --> 00:37:30,120
Speaker 4: it under these like tables where you could like stand

789
00:37:30,160 --> 00:37:30,799
Speaker 4: around and drink.

790
00:37:30,920 --> 00:37:32,799
Speaker 1: Oh my god. So he's nice and he's a hero.

791
00:37:33,600 --> 00:37:35,520
Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly like everything.

792
00:37:35,640 --> 00:37:38,160
Speaker 3: Did you give him a big kiss as a thank you?

793
00:37:39,200 --> 00:37:39,640
Speaker 4: Get to it?

794
00:37:40,239 --> 00:37:40,359
Speaker 7: Oh?

795
00:37:40,440 --> 00:37:43,520
Speaker 3: Okay, sorry to jump forward.

796
00:37:44,280 --> 00:37:48,120
Speaker 4: Anyway. So he takes me home and we just have

797
00:37:48,200 --> 00:37:48,920
Speaker 4: a good night hug.

798
00:37:49,040 --> 00:37:54,560
Speaker 1: Actually weird, you sound so cute and giggly about it,

799
00:37:54,600 --> 00:37:57,279
Speaker 1: though I love it. It was it felt good, it

800
00:37:57,320 --> 00:37:57,799
Speaker 1: felt right.

801
00:37:58,440 --> 00:38:00,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, I thought we clicked and like, I don't know,

802
00:38:00,680 --> 00:38:03,440
Speaker 4: I'm surprised we aren't going out again. Like I've texted

803
00:38:03,520 --> 00:38:05,960
Speaker 4: him being like I really enjoyed seeing you, like I

804
00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:07,440
Speaker 4: got a lot of fun, Like I love to hang

805
00:38:07,440 --> 00:38:09,719
Speaker 4: out again, Like I was really looking forward to, like,

806
00:38:10,440 --> 00:38:12,040
Speaker 4: you know, hanging out with him again.

807
00:38:12,600 --> 00:38:14,680
Speaker 8: It's like a long hug or was it like a

808
00:38:14,880 --> 00:38:17,800
Speaker 8: quick like I want to know, hands rubbing your back?

809
00:38:18,640 --> 00:38:19,120
Speaker 1: It wasn't.

810
00:38:19,200 --> 00:38:21,840
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean it wasn't like a side church hug.

811
00:38:21,920 --> 00:38:23,279
Speaker 4: I mean like it was, you know, it was like

812
00:38:23,280 --> 00:38:23,919
Speaker 4: a full hog.

813
00:38:24,120 --> 00:38:27,440
Speaker 1: Okay, you haven't heard from him at all?

814
00:38:28,200 --> 00:38:32,320
Speaker 4: No, and I don't know what to do. We hopeful

815
00:38:32,400 --> 00:38:35,560
Speaker 4: and now I'm like, I'm.

816
00:38:34,920 --> 00:38:37,120
Speaker 3: So caught up on a church hug because the hugs

817
00:38:37,160 --> 00:38:40,279
Speaker 3: that I've had from people in church, they go, they

818
00:38:40,360 --> 00:38:41,280
Speaker 3: get pretty intense.

819
00:38:41,920 --> 00:38:44,920
Speaker 2: I'll tell you, Wow, God, bless you, bless you.

820
00:38:45,040 --> 00:38:49,319
Speaker 3: I've had therapy from some of those church hugs. So

821
00:38:49,440 --> 00:38:54,880
Speaker 3: it's been how long since? I don't know, people do

822
00:38:54,920 --> 00:38:57,920
Speaker 3: it different, So how was so? How long has it

823
00:38:58,000 --> 00:39:00,040
Speaker 3: been since you and Gordon hung out?

824
00:39:00,800 --> 00:39:01,919
Speaker 4: It was a few weeks ago.

825
00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:04,960
Speaker 1: Now, okay, so you've waited. Wait now you have your

826
00:39:04,960 --> 00:39:06,919
Speaker 1: phone back. Have you guys been texting since then?

827
00:39:07,880 --> 00:39:10,359
Speaker 4: Not really. I've tried to get him to hang out,

828
00:39:10,400 --> 00:39:13,640
Speaker 4: but he's not really super responsive.

829
00:39:13,680 --> 00:39:16,359
Speaker 1: I guess we need this to work out because it's

830
00:39:16,360 --> 00:39:18,560
Speaker 1: like your first time in online dating and it's going

831
00:39:18,640 --> 00:39:22,240
Speaker 1: to be bad. That's pretty typical, I know.

832
00:39:23,840 --> 00:39:26,359
Speaker 8: Indeed, and you had fun like normally. It's like, oh

833
00:39:26,400 --> 00:39:27,279
Speaker 8: my god, I'm never going to.

834
00:39:27,480 --> 00:39:29,839
Speaker 1: Online day again like you had to experience.

835
00:39:29,960 --> 00:39:32,160
Speaker 3: They want you to have another date. I want more

836
00:39:32,280 --> 00:39:34,480
Speaker 3: church hugs for you. So we'll try and get some

837
00:39:34,560 --> 00:39:36,719
Speaker 3: of that done. When we play a song, come back

838
00:39:36,760 --> 00:39:39,239
Speaker 3: and call Gordon and try and get your second date

839
00:39:39,360 --> 00:39:40,280
Speaker 3: update right after.

840
00:39:40,120 --> 00:39:42,200
Speaker 4: This, Okay, cool, thank you.

841
00:39:42,760 --> 00:39:49,080
Speaker 3: Hold on, Maryanne the school teacher is on the phone

842
00:39:49,120 --> 00:39:50,279
Speaker 3: with us for a second date.

843
00:39:50,320 --> 00:39:52,359
Speaker 1: And she just sounds so innocent when you say that.

844
00:39:52,440 --> 00:39:56,640
Speaker 3: She does. And her very first online dating experience went

845
00:39:56,800 --> 00:39:59,560
Speaker 3: just about as well as it possibly could because she

846
00:39:59,600 --> 00:40:02,640
Speaker 3: went to an music festival, lost her phone but found

847
00:40:02,640 --> 00:40:05,279
Speaker 3: it before they left, and ended the night with a

848
00:40:05,320 --> 00:40:06,560
Speaker 3: steamy church hug.

849
00:40:07,440 --> 00:40:10,520
Speaker 1: She said it wasn't Jeff, that it was better than.

850
00:40:10,360 --> 00:40:13,200
Speaker 3: That church or not. God was watching and God was

851
00:40:13,480 --> 00:40:18,120
Speaker 3: like you. But now it's been weeks and her date

852
00:40:18,200 --> 00:40:21,759
Speaker 3: Gordon has been kind of distant, and I know Brooke

853
00:40:21,920 --> 00:40:24,680
Speaker 3: was surprised that Marianne left a music festival with her

854
00:40:24,719 --> 00:40:27,000
Speaker 3: top still on.

855
00:40:27,120 --> 00:40:28,680
Speaker 1: I mean, everybody has different vibes.

856
00:40:29,120 --> 00:40:33,040
Speaker 3: Alexis was shocked that she remembered the music festival at all. Yeah,

857
00:40:36,480 --> 00:40:39,319
Speaker 3: but we're going to do our best here. How you feeling, Marianne,

858
00:40:39,760 --> 00:40:40,880
Speaker 3: I'm feeling Okay.

859
00:40:41,640 --> 00:40:44,920
Speaker 1: You're brave because not only were you trying dating apps

860
00:40:44,920 --> 00:40:47,040
Speaker 1: for the first time, you're reaching out to us to help.

861
00:40:47,360 --> 00:40:51,160
Speaker 1: This is this a move very traumatic experience.

862
00:40:52,840 --> 00:40:54,919
Speaker 3: Some would say that you're at an all time low

863
00:40:55,040 --> 00:40:59,280
Speaker 3: being on the show with us. But that that only

864
00:40:59,320 --> 00:41:01,120
Speaker 3: the only way we could go from here.

865
00:41:01,040 --> 00:41:01,560
Speaker 7: Is up.

866
00:41:03,160 --> 00:41:03,600
Speaker 1: Compliment.

867
00:41:03,800 --> 00:41:04,440
Speaker 2: Kind of see that?

868
00:41:04,600 --> 00:41:08,000
Speaker 3: Okay, I thought that was a positive thing to say. Interesting,

869
00:41:08,800 --> 00:41:10,600
Speaker 3: I'll apologize with a church hug to you.

870
00:41:10,640 --> 00:41:13,720
Speaker 1: Okay, don't take Jeff's church hugs.

871
00:41:14,239 --> 00:41:16,960
Speaker 4: I think I'll pass. Maybe we should just call him.

872
00:41:17,280 --> 00:41:19,080
Speaker 3: A good idea your lungs. But let's just do that.

873
00:41:19,120 --> 00:41:31,640
Speaker 3: We're gonna call Gordon right now here we go? Hello, Hello,

874
00:41:31,960 --> 00:41:32,520
Speaker 3: is this Gordon?

875
00:41:33,520 --> 00:41:34,560
Speaker 7: This is Gordon? Who's this?

876
00:41:35,360 --> 00:41:37,320
Speaker 3: Sorry? Did we call you in the bathroom or something?

877
00:41:38,320 --> 00:41:38,480
Speaker 1: Wait?

878
00:41:38,520 --> 00:41:38,959
Speaker 3: Over there?

879
00:41:39,960 --> 00:41:41,360
Speaker 1: Are you wanting that to be the truth?

880
00:41:41,520 --> 00:41:43,680
Speaker 3: I didn't want to interrupt you.

881
00:41:43,680 --> 00:41:45,520
Speaker 7: No, I'm good. Who am I talking to?

882
00:41:45,640 --> 00:41:46,040
Speaker 4: Who is this?

883
00:41:46,200 --> 00:41:51,440
Speaker 3: You're talking to? Esteemed radio host Jeffrey Dubo from award

884
00:41:51,480 --> 00:41:53,560
Speaker 3: winning morning Showbrook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

885
00:41:53,680 --> 00:41:53,919
Speaker 9: Yes?

886
00:41:55,480 --> 00:41:59,960
Speaker 3: What why? Great question? We're calling?

887
00:42:00,360 --> 00:42:02,799
Speaker 2: Did we win the award because our mom's made us one?

888
00:42:04,680 --> 00:42:07,600
Speaker 3: No, we're calling because we're doing a segment called a

889
00:42:07,640 --> 00:42:10,560
Speaker 3: second Date Update, hoping to get some answers for one

890
00:42:10,560 --> 00:42:12,920
Speaker 3: of our listeners named mary Anne. You remember going out

891
00:42:12,960 --> 00:42:14,759
Speaker 3: with Marianna a couple weeks ago?

892
00:42:15,719 --> 00:42:16,839
Speaker 1: Oh?

893
00:42:16,920 --> 00:42:18,200
Speaker 7: Yeah, I remember that?

894
00:42:18,800 --> 00:42:19,600
Speaker 3: Yes, I did not.

895
00:42:19,719 --> 00:42:21,920
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Gordon to interrupt, but I didn't expect that

896
00:42:21,960 --> 00:42:26,200
Speaker 1: type of reaction. She sounds bubbly and lovely and she's

897
00:42:26,200 --> 00:42:27,120
Speaker 1: a school teacher.

898
00:42:27,880 --> 00:42:29,440
Speaker 7: That's that's what she says.

899
00:42:29,920 --> 00:42:36,560
Speaker 3: I guess, oh wow, you're clearly not very fond of Maryanne.

900
00:42:36,640 --> 00:42:39,240
Speaker 3: But she felt like the date with you went really well.

901
00:42:39,640 --> 00:42:39,839
Speaker 10: Yeah.

902
00:42:39,880 --> 00:42:41,880
Speaker 1: Did you have fun at the music festival?

903
00:42:42,200 --> 00:42:42,439
Speaker 4: Yeah?

904
00:42:42,520 --> 00:42:45,319
Speaker 7: I had fun at the music festival. It started out fun,

905
00:42:45,360 --> 00:42:46,280
Speaker 7: it started out great.

906
00:42:46,440 --> 00:42:49,480
Speaker 3: Well, okay, what's going on? What's with the coldness?

907
00:42:49,960 --> 00:42:52,640
Speaker 7: I mean, I don't know what she told you guys,

908
00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:56,000
Speaker 7: but she she lost her phone at one point, and

909
00:42:56,920 --> 00:42:58,480
Speaker 7: you know, I was just trying to help her find it.

910
00:42:58,520 --> 00:43:01,160
Speaker 1: That is hate irresponsible people. Is that what you're saying?

911
00:43:02,320 --> 00:43:06,240
Speaker 7: Well, I wound up actually finding her phone.

912
00:43:06,520 --> 00:43:08,759
Speaker 3: Yeah, you were You were her hero, that was what

913
00:43:08,800 --> 00:43:09,280
Speaker 3: she said.

914
00:43:09,960 --> 00:43:13,040
Speaker 7: Yeah, well I I When I picked up her phone,

915
00:43:13,040 --> 00:43:17,000
Speaker 7: her home screen came on and what I saw kind

916
00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:17,520
Speaker 7: of broke me.

917
00:43:18,160 --> 00:43:21,120
Speaker 2: WHOA, ok you what what?

918
00:43:21,600 --> 00:43:23,919
Speaker 1: She's a school teacher. I can't imagine it.

919
00:43:23,920 --> 00:43:26,839
Speaker 7: Being I don't know how I else to say it.

920
00:43:26,920 --> 00:43:30,440
Speaker 7: When I looked at her screen, it was a picture

921
00:43:30,719 --> 00:43:33,480
Speaker 7: of her kissing another guy.

922
00:43:35,440 --> 00:43:41,280
Speaker 3: What kind of guy that doesn't matter like her father.

923
00:43:41,480 --> 00:43:45,160
Speaker 7: Maybe it definitely was not the way you kiss your father.

924
00:43:46,760 --> 00:43:47,080
Speaker 1: I don't know.

925
00:43:47,160 --> 00:43:48,920
Speaker 3: You don't know how I kissed my father, So how

926
00:43:49,000 --> 00:43:50,719
Speaker 3: dare you jump to that sort of conclusion.

927
00:43:50,960 --> 00:43:52,520
Speaker 1: I mean, that could have been, like I don't know,

928
00:43:52,520 --> 00:43:55,239
Speaker 1: we didn't get her last relationship status, Like maybe she

929
00:43:55,360 --> 00:43:57,920
Speaker 1: just broke up with somebody. Maybe she's there could be

930
00:43:57,960 --> 00:43:58,359
Speaker 1: other reason.

931
00:43:58,400 --> 00:44:01,880
Speaker 3: Did the photos you're on a date with somebody else?

932
00:44:02,239 --> 00:44:05,560
Speaker 7: I don't know. I mean, it kind of all started

933
00:44:05,560 --> 00:44:06,480
Speaker 7: to make sense to me.

934
00:44:06,800 --> 00:44:08,400
Speaker 3: What what do you mean? I'm not what do you

935
00:44:08,560 --> 00:44:10,720
Speaker 3: what's going on in your mind when you see that picture?

936
00:44:10,800 --> 00:44:14,480
Speaker 7: I mean her her profile is just m and all

937
00:44:14,520 --> 00:44:19,440
Speaker 7: of her photos are her with sunglasses on. And then

938
00:44:19,480 --> 00:44:23,800
Speaker 7: I see this and it snapped in the clear focus

939
00:44:23,840 --> 00:44:25,760
Speaker 7: for me, She's she's cheating.

940
00:44:26,800 --> 00:44:31,919
Speaker 1: God, she acted so innocent, like she she totally played

941
00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:34,520
Speaker 1: up the innocent school teacher. And I mean she told

942
00:44:34,560 --> 00:44:37,080
Speaker 1: us that she just did M and the sunglasses and

943
00:44:37,080 --> 00:44:39,960
Speaker 1: stuff because she didn't want parents of her students to

944
00:44:40,120 --> 00:44:41,080
Speaker 1: find her cow.

945
00:44:41,480 --> 00:44:42,759
Speaker 7: Yeah, she told me the same thing.

946
00:44:43,120 --> 00:44:49,040
Speaker 3: WHOA, okay, your stances You're not cool with her cheating?

947
00:44:50,400 --> 00:44:52,880
Speaker 3: It's always like two steps. I just want to be clear.

948
00:44:53,680 --> 00:44:55,880
Speaker 1: Why didn't you Why didn't you address her when you

949
00:44:55,920 --> 00:44:57,880
Speaker 1: saw the phone and you picked it up and handed

950
00:44:57,920 --> 00:44:59,960
Speaker 1: it back to her, Why didn't you say something?

951
00:45:00,920 --> 00:45:03,279
Speaker 7: I just, honestly, I wanted nothing to do with her

952
00:45:03,320 --> 00:45:03,799
Speaker 7: at that point.

953
00:45:05,120 --> 00:45:07,000
Speaker 3: I guess that makes sense why at the end there

954
00:45:07,040 --> 00:45:10,799
Speaker 3: was no kiss, just a church hug.

955
00:45:13,960 --> 00:45:16,000
Speaker 7: That's what you call church hug? Sure, yeah, it was.

956
00:45:17,440 --> 00:45:18,879
Speaker 2: We don't know what to call it at this point.

957
00:45:19,200 --> 00:45:25,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess I'd be surprised if she was still

958
00:45:25,920 --> 00:45:28,120
Speaker 3: there on the line after this whole thing.

959
00:45:28,200 --> 00:45:30,600
Speaker 1: But why would she call us if she was cheating?

960
00:45:30,800 --> 00:45:34,480
Speaker 3: I don't know what an idiot. Let's ask Mary Anne,

961
00:45:34,520 --> 00:45:37,040
Speaker 3: because she's been listening to this the entire time, Gordon,

962
00:45:37,120 --> 00:45:40,839
Speaker 3: Mary Anne. What, Yeah, she's been there the whole time.

963
00:45:40,960 --> 00:45:41,600
Speaker 3: Are you there?

964
00:45:42,160 --> 00:45:44,880
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm here, Mary Anne?

965
00:45:45,400 --> 00:45:46,799
Speaker 3: What do you have to say?

966
00:45:46,840 --> 00:45:49,520
Speaker 4: I mean, this is it's not what you think.

967
00:45:51,960 --> 00:45:55,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, what do you mean? You had you had a

968
00:45:55,960 --> 00:45:59,200
Speaker 3: picture of you kissing another guy on your phone screen?

969
00:46:00,160 --> 00:46:05,200
Speaker 4: Yeah? That was my husband. He passed away last year.

970
00:46:06,040 --> 00:46:09,960
Speaker 4: Oh and I just have a memory of him on

971
00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:11,279
Speaker 4: my phone.

972
00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:13,120
Speaker 3: Oh my god.

973
00:46:13,239 --> 00:46:18,600
Speaker 10: We went from thinking you were oh yeah, oh, I'm sorry,

974
00:46:18,040 --> 00:46:21,239
Speaker 10: I didn't know you well enough yet to really talk

975
00:46:21,280 --> 00:46:21,799
Speaker 10: about it.

976
00:46:23,480 --> 00:46:25,000
Speaker 4: So I didn't want to bring it up on our

977
00:46:25,040 --> 00:46:25,560
Speaker 4: first date.

978
00:46:25,760 --> 00:46:28,720
Speaker 1: You know, are you okay?

979
00:46:29,560 --> 00:46:32,800
Speaker 10: Yeah? I mean I am honestly a little taken aback

980
00:46:33,239 --> 00:46:37,600
Speaker 10: just listening to what you said and jumping so soon

981
00:46:37,640 --> 00:46:40,200
Speaker 10: to conclusions about me with that, you could have just

982
00:46:40,239 --> 00:46:40,920
Speaker 10: confronted me.

983
00:46:40,920 --> 00:46:43,799
Speaker 3: That night, Gordon, mean, how do you feel right now?

984
00:46:43,800 --> 00:46:45,000
Speaker 3: You must kind of feel like a boob?

985
00:46:45,800 --> 00:46:52,319
Speaker 7: I mean right now, I'm really sorry to hear that.

986
00:46:52,440 --> 00:46:54,920
Speaker 7: I just I've been down this road before, and so

987
00:46:54,960 --> 00:46:57,759
Speaker 7: I didn't think. I didn't think. I feel like I

988
00:46:57,800 --> 00:46:59,040
Speaker 7: had it all figured out already.

989
00:46:59,480 --> 00:47:02,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, hopefully his whole heartbreaking.

990
00:47:02,880 --> 00:47:06,280
Speaker 8: Yeah, though, I feel like the understanding needs to be there.

991
00:47:06,080 --> 00:47:09,080
Speaker 1: Like and I mean Marianne, he's obviously been on dating

992
00:47:09,120 --> 00:47:11,920
Speaker 1: apps a lot longer because he's jaded and jumps to conclusions,

993
00:47:12,239 --> 00:47:14,680
Speaker 1: which is what we did when he explained it. I mean,

994
00:47:15,040 --> 00:47:17,680
Speaker 1: when you connect that to just your m profile and

995
00:47:17,719 --> 00:47:21,160
Speaker 1: everything and your secrecy, it makes sense. Oh yeah, we

996
00:47:21,160 --> 00:47:22,880
Speaker 1: didn't know you lost your husband.

997
00:47:23,080 --> 00:47:27,279
Speaker 3: Like, yeah, but if the good news is if Marianne

998
00:47:27,320 --> 00:47:29,520
Speaker 3: is on the dating apps, it must mean that she's

999
00:47:29,920 --> 00:47:32,560
Speaker 3: feeling ready to put herself back out there.

1000
00:47:33,040 --> 00:47:33,239
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1001
00:47:33,440 --> 00:47:34,440
Speaker 3: So that's encouraging.

1002
00:47:34,920 --> 00:47:37,600
Speaker 4: It took me a while, but I mean, yeah, I

1003
00:47:37,680 --> 00:47:38,399
Speaker 4: finally did it.

1004
00:47:38,960 --> 00:47:41,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean it makes sense why it's your first

1005
00:47:41,560 --> 00:47:43,800
Speaker 1: time ever on dating apps because you were married.

1006
00:47:44,520 --> 00:47:47,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, Brooke doesn't play by the same rules as that,

1007
00:47:47,239 --> 00:47:48,239
Speaker 3: but that's for you.

1008
00:47:50,920 --> 00:47:53,240
Speaker 1: Oh man, that's hard.

1009
00:47:54,000 --> 00:47:57,480
Speaker 8: But wow, I'm glad we got closure a little clarity

1010
00:47:57,520 --> 00:47:58,480
Speaker 8: in this situation.

1011
00:47:58,719 --> 00:48:01,440
Speaker 3: And Gordon, now that you know that she's not cheating

1012
00:48:01,480 --> 00:48:04,440
Speaker 3: and what the situation is, we'd like to offer to

1013
00:48:04,480 --> 00:48:07,160
Speaker 3: send the two of you out on another date and

1014
00:48:07,239 --> 00:48:08,239
Speaker 3: we would pay for it.

1015
00:48:10,480 --> 00:48:13,479
Speaker 7: I do feel terrible about the assumption, and obviously about

1016
00:48:13,480 --> 00:48:16,000
Speaker 7: what happened to your husband in to you, and other

1017
00:48:16,080 --> 00:48:16,520
Speaker 7: than that.

1018
00:48:16,520 --> 00:48:17,800
Speaker 2: Nothing else happened.

1019
00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:18,360
Speaker 3: Correct.

1020
00:48:18,440 --> 00:48:19,840
Speaker 1: You guys are really cute.

1021
00:48:20,600 --> 00:48:23,080
Speaker 7: Yeah, I honestly really did have a good time on

1022
00:48:23,120 --> 00:48:25,840
Speaker 7: the date, and until I saw that, I would be

1023
00:48:25,880 --> 00:48:26,400
Speaker 7: open to it.

1024
00:48:26,440 --> 00:48:29,440
Speaker 3: If you are, okay, that is fair because based on

1025
00:48:29,480 --> 00:48:32,279
Speaker 3: this I don't know that Marianne is still interested. Mary Anne,

1026
00:48:32,480 --> 00:48:34,880
Speaker 3: are you willing to give him another chance after he

1027
00:48:34,960 --> 00:48:35,960
Speaker 3: jumped to conclusions.

1028
00:48:39,320 --> 00:48:43,239
Speaker 4: I'll give another shot. We can talk it out, we'll

1029
00:48:43,239 --> 00:48:44,359
Speaker 4: see where we get from there.

1030
00:48:44,520 --> 00:48:49,080
Speaker 3: I guess excited, all right, So she's the most brilliant

1031
00:48:49,160 --> 00:48:51,360
Speaker 3: cheater ever.

1032
00:48:55,040 --> 00:48:56,839
Speaker 2: So I'm kidding. I'm happy for you guys.

1033
00:48:56,960 --> 00:48:59,680
Speaker 3: It sounds like we're sending you out on another day.

1034
00:49:00,160 --> 00:49:05,680
Speaker 3: Congratulations you two, Thank you jeff Church day. I don't

1035
00:49:05,719 --> 00:49:08,239
Speaker 3: know about that, but we could celebrate by ending this

1036
00:49:08,320 --> 00:49:16,120
Speaker 3: with an entire show church hugg oh yeah, off, everybody

1037
00:49:16,120 --> 00:49:17,160
Speaker 3: bring it in close.

1038
00:49:17,640 --> 00:49:20,960
Speaker 2: If not going to your church.

1039
00:49:20,800 --> 00:49:25,320
Speaker 3: Jeff looking Jeffrey in the morning, man. Legit tears coming

1040
00:49:25,320 --> 00:49:27,680
Speaker 3: from the text board from a lot of people who

1041
00:49:27,680 --> 00:49:30,000
Speaker 3: are all pulling for Charlotte and her love story.

1042
00:49:30,480 --> 00:49:34,920
Speaker 1: I mean, it was beautiful. God, this is a couple

1043
00:49:34,960 --> 00:49:37,359
Speaker 1: that I definitely hope that we get an update from,

1044
00:49:37,400 --> 00:49:39,840
Speaker 1: even if it doesn't work out. I just want to

1045
00:49:39,880 --> 00:49:41,439
Speaker 1: hear that everybody's doing okay. Still.

1046
00:49:41,640 --> 00:49:44,439
Speaker 3: Yeah, and obviously she didn't go into much detail about

1047
00:49:44,480 --> 00:49:47,080
Speaker 3: what happened with the passing of her late husband because

1048
00:49:47,120 --> 00:49:49,879
Speaker 3: we didn't want to pry into that. Good work, team, Well,

1049
00:49:49,920 --> 00:49:50,520
Speaker 3: why would.

1050
00:49:50,360 --> 00:49:55,000
Speaker 1: You ask that on your mind? Want to know what

1051
00:49:55,480 --> 00:49:57,320
Speaker 1: a true crime podcast.

1052
00:49:58,719 --> 00:50:01,480
Speaker 3: I'm giving us props for going there, That's what I'm saying.

1053
00:50:01,719 --> 00:50:04,359
Speaker 3: But you do have to you have to give her

1054
00:50:04,440 --> 00:50:07,480
Speaker 3: credit for being courageous and being brave, not just by

1055
00:50:07,480 --> 00:50:09,439
Speaker 3: putting herself out in the dating world again, but also

1056
00:50:09,840 --> 00:50:13,360
Speaker 3: staying on the phone while this guy accuses her of cheating.

1057
00:50:13,440 --> 00:50:15,960
Speaker 1: For sure, that must have been so emotionous for her.

1058
00:50:16,280 --> 00:50:18,920
Speaker 8: One of the most intense cases of like assuming is

1059
00:50:19,000 --> 00:50:19,760
Speaker 8: never a good.

1060
00:50:19,760 --> 00:50:21,480
Speaker 1: Either that or she's on the other line thinking, oh

1061
00:50:21,480 --> 00:50:24,440
Speaker 1: my god, this idiot, you.

1062
00:50:23,080 --> 00:50:27,960
Speaker 3: Know he felt. Maybe it's a good rule of thumb.

1063
00:50:28,080 --> 00:50:31,560
Speaker 3: If you ever see somebody else with a phone screen

1064
00:50:31,600 --> 00:50:34,520
Speaker 3: picture of them kissing somebody, just assume that it's a

1065
00:50:34,560 --> 00:50:35,840
Speaker 3: relative that's passed away.

1066
00:50:36,440 --> 00:50:37,120
Speaker 5: I don't even know.

1067
00:50:37,160 --> 00:50:41,239
Speaker 1: That's really that's not the lesson. Yeah, maybe just more

1068
00:50:41,280 --> 00:50:42,200
Speaker 1: open communication.

1069
00:50:42,920 --> 00:50:48,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, different lessons this one apparently, but weird lesson. Here's

1070
00:50:48,120 --> 00:50:50,200
Speaker 3: a good lesson. If you ever want to get in

1071
00:50:50,200 --> 00:50:51,759
Speaker 3: touch with somebody that you went on a date with

1072
00:50:51,800 --> 00:50:53,439
Speaker 3: that's not calling you back, you can email the show

1073
00:50:53,440 --> 00:50:54,200
Speaker 3: and we'll call that person.

1074
00:50:54,400 --> 00:50:56,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, let's stick to that.

1075
00:50:56,040 --> 00:50:59,239
Speaker 3: That's a good lesson anyway. It's brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

1076
00:50:59,440 --> 00:51:01,680
Speaker 6: Brooking free in the morning.

1077
00:51:02,640 --> 00:51:05,040
Speaker 3: I'm gonna pull back the curtain and admit something to

1078
00:51:05,080 --> 00:51:05,719
Speaker 3: the listeners.

1079
00:51:05,880 --> 00:51:07,279
Speaker 1: That's great, Jeffrey that.

1080
00:51:07,640 --> 00:51:11,200
Speaker 3: When I sing, I do kind of spit a little

1081
00:51:11,200 --> 00:51:15,640
Speaker 3: bit Oh yeah, like so much to Jose. Look at

1082
00:51:15,640 --> 00:51:18,080
Speaker 3: my microphone. Is it clean or disc.

1083
00:51:19,560 --> 00:51:21,520
Speaker 8: It's like a slug lives on it and just goes

1084
00:51:21,560 --> 00:51:22,400
Speaker 8: around in circles.

1085
00:51:22,480 --> 00:51:24,920
Speaker 1: It looks like your whole muffin got spit on it.

1086
00:51:25,520 --> 00:51:28,520
Speaker 1: I rest my case is so gross, Jeffrey.

1087
00:51:28,600 --> 00:51:30,759
Speaker 3: You know what, instead of running away from this or

1088
00:51:30,840 --> 00:51:37,520
Speaker 3: hiding in shame, I'm leaning in way in. That's why

1089
00:51:38,120 --> 00:51:42,239
Speaker 3: today and today only, Jose has agreed to accumulate my

1090
00:51:42,320 --> 00:51:46,040
Speaker 3: extra saliva during my performance and sell it by the

1091
00:51:46,200 --> 00:51:50,560
Speaker 3: vile on eBay whoa. All proceeds go to a weight

1092
00:51:50,640 --> 00:51:56,719
Speaker 3: gain drug for our technical director Ash. You can even

1093
00:51:56,800 --> 00:51:57,200
Speaker 3: see it.

1094
00:51:57,320 --> 00:51:59,439
Speaker 8: Yeah, if the ace is on too high, he literally

1095
00:51:59,480 --> 00:52:02,200
Speaker 8: flies around the opposite.

1096
00:52:01,719 --> 00:52:07,320
Speaker 3: Of make sure you get your punchos on. My extra

1097
00:52:07,680 --> 00:52:15,160
Speaker 3: Moist edition brand new song of the week coming up

1098
00:52:15,400 --> 00:52:18,120
Speaker 3: right after this, It is time for my song of

1099
00:52:18,239 --> 00:52:22,480
Speaker 3: the week. And right now we've got end of the

1100
00:52:22,520 --> 00:52:28,800
Speaker 3: school year, summer's approaching parties happening all over. Oh my gosh,

1101
00:52:29,160 --> 00:52:32,040
Speaker 3: this is the time when people are going out to

1102
00:52:32,160 --> 00:52:37,160
Speaker 3: the clubs, or as Luda would call it, the clears. Yeah,

1103
00:52:37,200 --> 00:52:40,160
Speaker 3: and if you listen to all like the stereotypical party

1104
00:52:40,239 --> 00:52:44,200
Speaker 3: night songs, the club seems like the best place to be.

1105
00:52:44,560 --> 00:52:49,799
Speaker 1: Yeah, it does, doesn't It's really glamorized in those songs.

1106
00:52:50,239 --> 00:52:54,200
Speaker 3: They've got your favorite songs blasting, all the drinks are flowing,

1107
00:52:54,400 --> 00:52:57,759
Speaker 3: everyone's beautiful. Ye, batties everywhere.

1108
00:52:57,320 --> 00:53:00,200
Speaker 1: And no one is turning you down, and.

1109
00:53:00,200 --> 00:53:02,920
Speaker 3: All of your friends show up on time. Yeah, but

1110
00:53:03,000 --> 00:53:05,319
Speaker 3: you girls approached me. Excuse me, I'm trying to hang

1111
00:53:05,360 --> 00:53:08,640
Speaker 3: out with Seriously, if someone makes it seem like it

1112
00:53:08,800 --> 00:53:11,879
Speaker 3: is the best night of your entire life, but then

1113
00:53:12,440 --> 00:53:16,680
Speaker 3: you actually go and it's not like they said it

1114
00:53:16,719 --> 00:53:18,200
Speaker 3: would be in all those songs.

1115
00:53:19,000 --> 00:53:19,799
Speaker 1: What is it like for you?

1116
00:53:20,200 --> 00:53:23,280
Speaker 3: It's not even close. The bartenders not smiling at you,

1117
00:53:23,760 --> 00:53:27,359
Speaker 3: The floors are all sticky and wet, and instead of

1118
00:53:27,440 --> 00:53:32,200
Speaker 3: smoke shows, you're getting curved by sixes, maybe even dismissed

1119
00:53:32,239 --> 00:53:35,720
Speaker 3: by a sad pair of Louisiana for Yeah, and don't.

1120
00:53:35,520 --> 00:53:36,200
Speaker 2: Forget we're men.

1121
00:53:36,280 --> 00:53:38,200
Speaker 8: We have to wait outside an hour before we have

1122
00:53:38,239 --> 00:53:45,440
Speaker 8: that excu.

1123
00:53:42,239 --> 00:53:46,359
Speaker 3: And where is usher nowhere to be found? It's it's

1124
00:53:46,440 --> 00:53:49,360
Speaker 3: just you and your friend that puked in the uber ride.

1125
00:53:49,239 --> 00:53:51,800
Speaker 1: Over here wait there.

1126
00:53:52,080 --> 00:53:53,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, because you've obviously had to pre.

1127
00:53:53,719 --> 00:53:56,800
Speaker 1: Fund, right, so especially for the guy.

1128
00:53:57,040 --> 00:54:00,600
Speaker 3: I feel misled by all this music, and that's why

1129
00:54:00,800 --> 00:54:03,440
Speaker 3: I had to write a song about what it's really

1130
00:54:03,680 --> 00:54:06,520
Speaker 3: like to go out for a night at the clubs.

1131
00:54:07,800 --> 00:54:11,560
Speaker 3: That's why instead of singing the classic club banger by

1132
00:54:11,600 --> 00:54:16,479
Speaker 3: Lil John get Low, it's young Jefferies, don't go.

1133
00:54:18,120 --> 00:54:19,160
Speaker 2: It's gonna be great.

1134
00:54:19,320 --> 00:54:21,400
Speaker 1: This is gonna be played right before everybody goes out

1135
00:54:21,440 --> 00:54:23,320
Speaker 1: as a reminder, I'm just gonna stay.

1136
00:54:23,560 --> 00:54:25,640
Speaker 3: This is what it's really like. What version of the

1137
00:54:25,680 --> 00:54:26,399
Speaker 3: song you want to play?

1138
00:54:26,480 --> 00:54:28,919
Speaker 2: Yeah, get don't go.

1139
00:54:28,920 --> 00:54:33,520
Speaker 3: Here we go all point when I'm ready points don't know.

1140
00:54:36,160 --> 00:54:42,040
Speaker 11: Ladies and gentlemen, if you're going out tonight, don't expectation.

1141
00:54:43,120 --> 00:54:47,319
Speaker 3: We're gonna have an average real time. Let's preak game.

1142
00:54:49,160 --> 00:54:49,759
Speaker 6: Here we are.

1143
00:54:52,400 --> 00:54:53,920
Speaker 5: Friday night club.

1144
00:54:55,000 --> 00:54:56,520
Speaker 3: We gotta wait in.

1145
00:55:00,120 --> 00:55:01,480
Speaker 12: Small way, more ways.

1146
00:55:01,600 --> 00:55:05,799
Speaker 3: From the sad walk to the road to the road.

1147
00:55:06,200 --> 00:55:09,640
Speaker 11: We gotta stand down in that hole. Tell all these

1148
00:55:09,680 --> 00:55:12,799
Speaker 11: female scrows, tell me all Braith Greas, I'm the god

1149
00:55:12,880 --> 00:55:15,000
Speaker 11: on we all Braith Grease.

1150
00:55:14,800 --> 00:55:17,120
Speaker 3: God damn tell me both please please a.

1151
00:55:17,120 --> 00:55:19,680
Speaker 11: Little fast shop, please please God.

1152
00:55:19,960 --> 00:55:21,520
Speaker 3: I got half the doe.

1153
00:55:21,760 --> 00:55:25,040
Speaker 12: Show them my it K fifteen Dona's full the entry

1154
00:55:25,080 --> 00:55:28,360
Speaker 12: feet that's fine, I get inside where the got a

1155
00:55:28,400 --> 00:55:31,400
Speaker 12: girl ratio is way too high, hoping to meet some

1156
00:55:31,640 --> 00:55:34,320
Speaker 12: girls to night. I've got a beauty over there, and

1157
00:55:34,400 --> 00:55:37,160
Speaker 12: I lie all right now feeling way too shy.

1158
00:55:37,160 --> 00:55:38,680
Speaker 5: I gotta go and get a drink.

1159
00:55:38,480 --> 00:55:41,160
Speaker 3: First, lake wid Pride. I'm walking up to the bar

1160
00:55:41,239 --> 00:55:42,200
Speaker 3: and I'm feeling thirsty.

1161
00:55:42,440 --> 00:55:44,520
Speaker 5: I'm trying to get their retention, so they turned me.

1162
00:55:44,880 --> 00:55:47,879
Speaker 3: Yea, I'll be waving shower Leana, tend the car down

1163
00:55:47,960 --> 00:55:50,520
Speaker 3: so they can see you ahead. I'm gonna stand there

1164
00:55:50,600 --> 00:55:53,040
Speaker 3: several men get the balls and just get me for

1165
00:55:53,200 --> 00:55:56,799
Speaker 3: the hot chicken tonight. There's no being thrifty cause one

1166
00:55:56,920 --> 00:56:00,399
Speaker 3: light be acoust eleven fifty. We're gonna all take a shot.

1167
00:56:00,480 --> 00:56:01,080
Speaker 5: You open him.

1168
00:56:01,080 --> 00:56:02,920
Speaker 3: I'm gonna try to not gag it. It hits my

1169
00:56:03,120 --> 00:56:05,560
Speaker 3: throat that the flame is really close cross and then

1170
00:56:05,600 --> 00:56:07,680
Speaker 3: he'll throw it back. I maybe throw it up in.

1171
00:56:07,760 --> 00:56:08,720
Speaker 7: A sick crowd.

1172
00:56:08,840 --> 00:56:11,680
Speaker 3: So dude, we can't move and never reach a wrench

1173
00:56:11,680 --> 00:56:12,040
Speaker 3: of people.

1174
00:56:12,080 --> 00:56:17,560
Speaker 12: Bump in you elbows, elbow, throw shoulder, no cap on bottle,

1175
00:56:17,680 --> 00:56:19,200
Speaker 12: from the table to the.

1176
00:56:19,200 --> 00:56:23,400
Speaker 11: Table to the float to the getting knocked by some

1177
00:56:23,680 --> 00:56:27,440
Speaker 11: random Now tell the tracks now down my cold clock yelling,

1178
00:56:27,560 --> 00:56:30,280
Speaker 11: lamb man, drop on my play down, turn a whiskey

1179
00:56:30,440 --> 00:56:31,440
Speaker 11: coke on my pants.

1180
00:56:31,880 --> 00:56:33,160
Speaker 3: Stop blinded by the.

1181
00:56:33,120 --> 00:56:34,080
Speaker 5: Green leg that I hand.

1182
00:56:34,360 --> 00:56:35,200
Speaker 6: It's blasted with the.

1183
00:56:35,239 --> 00:56:37,960
Speaker 3: Vodka crimp clay by. How are you in the crowd?

1184
00:56:38,120 --> 00:56:40,360
Speaker 12: Can you cut the busy too loud?

1185
00:56:40,840 --> 00:56:43,719
Speaker 3: You say, if you want to flirt down, can't here?

1186
00:56:43,840 --> 00:56:47,400
Speaker 3: Let me show you all you ska gotta lean that so.

1187
00:56:47,520 --> 00:56:48,160
Speaker 12: Then you rat.

1188
00:56:48,440 --> 00:56:50,080
Speaker 4: You gotta scream at the top and your.

1189
00:56:50,080 --> 00:56:55,319
Speaker 11: Love really lean chipping cheka gott a young figure boe o, god, yeah,

1190
00:56:55,680 --> 00:56:57,759
Speaker 11: say hey, thanks, fuck your day?

1191
00:56:58,640 --> 00:57:02,520
Speaker 12: I shout, what don't you have a name?

1192
00:57:03,000 --> 00:57:03,160
Speaker 7: Why?

1193
00:57:03,200 --> 00:57:06,640
Speaker 3: I can't chance any day? You got stop? I ain't

1194
00:57:06,680 --> 00:57:11,680
Speaker 3: crying on him. He lied on him, dance, so crowd

1195
00:57:11,800 --> 00:57:12,160
Speaker 3: on him.

1196
00:57:13,320 --> 00:57:14,640
Speaker 2: I gotta cramp him a leg.

1197
00:57:15,040 --> 00:57:17,960
Speaker 3: Half past time we lost Bride. I know the friends

1198
00:57:17,960 --> 00:57:21,080
Speaker 3: trying to start a fight outside. Oh no, Jill bro

1199
00:57:21,320 --> 00:57:23,000
Speaker 3: she'll grow the bouncer done.

1200
00:57:23,080 --> 00:57:25,000
Speaker 5: You'll get John in the baboo.

1201
00:57:26,480 --> 00:57:27,840
Speaker 1: Tell the hole.

1202
00:57:28,960 --> 00:57:30,160
Speaker 5: There's a girl crying.

1203
00:57:30,000 --> 00:57:33,160
Speaker 11: In thatsode about the rest boyfriend named Paul.

1204
00:57:33,600 --> 00:57:35,800
Speaker 1: But you can't wait wait any load down.

1205
00:57:36,240 --> 00:57:37,080
Speaker 6: You can't wait.

1206
00:57:36,960 --> 00:57:41,440
Speaker 11: Wait goddamn come go out by the dumbstown You cos

1207
00:57:41,480 --> 00:57:44,040
Speaker 11: don't see goddamn guy an.

1208
00:57:44,800 --> 00:57:47,560
Speaker 3: Maybe it's trust me, but why would I want to look.

1209
00:57:47,440 --> 00:57:48,360
Speaker 5: Around the room right now?

1210
00:57:48,400 --> 00:57:50,600
Speaker 11: If you want to get the distinct ceiling, then I'm

1211
00:57:50,640 --> 00:57:52,120
Speaker 11: the oldest person here.

1212
00:57:52,680 --> 00:57:54,800
Speaker 3: If you have a one heel to death to bro

1213
00:57:55,040 --> 00:57:56,360
Speaker 3: shake your head back and forth the.

1214
00:57:56,360 --> 00:57:58,680
Speaker 11: Don't go, don't go, and you want a fell down

1215
00:57:58,800 --> 00:57:59,480
Speaker 11: and shout.

1216
00:57:59,240 --> 00:58:00,400
Speaker 2: At your phone your head.

1217
00:58:00,440 --> 00:58:01,440
Speaker 3: I GetUp on the don't go.

1218
00:58:02,280 --> 00:58:04,800
Speaker 11: If you ever had the bartender cut, you won't shake

1219
00:58:04,800 --> 00:58:05,120
Speaker 11: your hand.

1220
00:58:05,200 --> 00:58:06,800
Speaker 2: I get on the dount come, don't go.

1221
00:58:07,040 --> 00:58:09,560
Speaker 11: If you ever got beer goggles here, you brow take

1222
00:58:09,600 --> 00:58:09,919
Speaker 11: your hand.

1223
00:58:09,960 --> 00:58:11,760
Speaker 3: I get on the dot co don't go.

1224
00:58:11,960 --> 00:58:12,560
Speaker 5: Come now.

1225
00:58:12,680 --> 00:58:15,600
Speaker 3: Clothes must go home first. I gotta grab a late

1226
00:58:15,720 --> 00:58:16,160
Speaker 3: night talk.

1227
00:58:16,240 --> 00:58:26,560
Speaker 12: Go emo emo and face is soaked in case I say.

1228
00:58:24,040 --> 00:58:28,720
Speaker 11: Old, drop a pin down on that phone that wasn't

1229
00:58:28,800 --> 00:58:30,000
Speaker 11: happened an hour ago.

1230
00:58:30,480 --> 00:58:33,320
Speaker 2: Go about the ball less sleep on the corner, got

1231
00:58:33,360 --> 00:58:36,880
Speaker 2: the ball lest leave? God damn dad, someone please call

1232
00:58:36,920 --> 00:58:37,320
Speaker 2: the driver.

1233
00:58:37,800 --> 00:58:38,960
Speaker 1: What the hell is hey?

1234
00:58:39,120 --> 00:58:44,200
Speaker 3: Goddamn guess where are you?

1235
00:58:45,400 --> 00:58:45,440
Speaker 1: What?

1236
00:58:46,560 --> 00:58:50,320
Speaker 3: I'm on second streaks, no second next to the next

1237
00:58:50,360 --> 00:58:51,600
Speaker 3: to the no loitering signs.

1238
00:58:52,400 --> 00:58:54,440
Speaker 6: I don't say, Oh what do you mean?

1239
00:58:54,520 --> 00:58:55,000
Speaker 3: Look down?

1240
00:58:56,120 --> 00:58:56,280
Speaker 9: Oh?

1241
00:58:57,120 --> 00:59:07,280
Speaker 3: Wait, palm what all. That's the end of me talking

1242
00:59:07,360 --> 00:59:08,080
Speaker 3: for this show.

1243
00:59:08,360 --> 00:59:10,600
Speaker 1: I love that you're walking up with your debit card.

1244
00:59:16,280 --> 00:59:18,080
Speaker 3: Next in seven eight five N two tells what you

1245
00:59:18,120 --> 00:59:20,400
Speaker 3: thought about the song of the week rare posted video

1246
00:59:20,560 --> 00:59:22,360
Speaker 3: with all the lyrics on all of our socials at

1247
00:59:22,440 --> 00:59:24,480
Speaker 3: Brook and Jeffrey. Good luck with your clubs tonight.

1248
00:59:25,520 --> 00:59:25,760
Speaker 10: Tonight.

1249
00:59:25,800 --> 00:59:26,640
Speaker 1: I'll just send this to your.

1250
00:59:28,520 --> 00:59:30,040
Speaker 6: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

1251
00:59:38,480 --> 00:59:41,920
Speaker 3: It's Friday, and I know I'm looking forward to Memorial

1252
00:59:42,080 --> 00:59:46,800
Speaker 3: Day weekend, day off well deserved.

1253
00:59:46,400 --> 00:59:48,080
Speaker 2: And remembering the important things.

1254
00:59:48,240 --> 00:59:51,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, you just say thank you, thank you to all

1255
00:59:51,520 --> 00:59:53,880
Speaker 3: the troops who have saved those who have fallen in

1256
00:59:54,000 --> 00:59:57,640
Speaker 3: the line of duty. Brook dedicates her performance today to

1257
00:59:57,800 --> 00:59:58,240
Speaker 3: all of you.

1258
00:59:58,680 --> 01:00:02,040
Speaker 1: I'm my dad's a marine, my grandpa was a marine.

1259
01:00:02,160 --> 01:00:03,200
Speaker 1: Absolutely yeah.

1260
01:00:03,280 --> 01:00:05,520
Speaker 3: And today we have a brand new player. Her name

1261
01:00:05,640 --> 01:00:09,000
Speaker 3: is Justine. Justine. Hopefully you're doing something fun for Memorial

1262
01:00:09,080 --> 01:00:09,959
Speaker 3: Day weekend.

1263
01:00:11,600 --> 01:00:12,720
Speaker 7: Going to the Mariners game.

1264
01:00:14,560 --> 01:00:15,080
Speaker 3: That's fun.

1265
01:00:15,400 --> 01:00:18,040
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, we're waiting for more from her. Do we

1266
01:00:18,120 --> 01:00:21,120
Speaker 1: want to oh yeah, expand on that or are you

1267
01:00:21,280 --> 01:00:21,960
Speaker 1: just gonna no?

1268
01:00:22,080 --> 01:00:24,000
Speaker 3: I want to just hang an awkward silence for a

1269
01:00:24,080 --> 01:00:28,240
Speaker 3: few more seconds. Just breathe it in Oh that felt good. Okay,

1270
01:00:29,120 --> 01:00:31,880
Speaker 3: that was nice. Now Brooks start Jeff, Yeah, you go

1271
01:00:32,000 --> 01:00:34,440
Speaker 3: out there and you relax. Brooke, just take it easy,

1272
01:00:34,560 --> 01:00:37,000
Speaker 3: make Margarita. We're just going to get to the rules here.

1273
01:00:37,120 --> 01:00:39,440
Speaker 3: Thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If

1274
01:00:39,440 --> 01:00:40,880
Speaker 3: you don't know when, you could say past. But you

1275
01:00:40,960 --> 01:00:42,400
Speaker 3: have to beat Brook out right if you want to win.

1276
01:00:42,520 --> 01:00:43,560
Speaker 3: Are you ready, Justine?

1277
01:00:44,200 --> 01:00:44,720
Speaker 7: I'm ready.

1278
01:00:45,560 --> 01:00:48,640
Speaker 3: Your time starts now. The final episode of the TV

1279
01:00:48,720 --> 01:00:51,520
Speaker 3: show Lost aired on this day in what year of

1280
01:00:51,600 --> 01:00:52,400
Speaker 3: the twenty tens?

1281
01:00:54,960 --> 01:00:55,280
Speaker 4: Fourteen?

1282
01:00:55,680 --> 01:00:58,560
Speaker 3: The Treaty of Versailles ended? Which World War.

1283
01:01:00,600 --> 01:01:00,760
Speaker 6: Two?

1284
01:01:01,360 --> 01:01:03,480
Speaker 3: What is the chemical symbol for oxygen?

1285
01:01:05,320 --> 01:01:05,440
Speaker 7: Oh?

1286
01:01:05,520 --> 01:01:05,680
Speaker 4: Too?

1287
01:01:06,320 --> 01:01:09,640
Speaker 3: Name the actor who has played Spider Man since twenty sixteen.

1288
01:01:11,400 --> 01:01:14,360
Speaker 3: Pass in Greek mythology, who was the god of poetry

1289
01:01:14,440 --> 01:01:14,920
Speaker 3: and music?

1290
01:01:16,960 --> 01:01:17,240
Speaker 4: Pass.

1291
01:01:24,040 --> 01:01:26,600
Speaker 3: It's good to exercise that pass option, like she said

1292
01:01:26,600 --> 01:01:29,800
Speaker 3: all of them. That feels good. Now, let's learn a

1293
01:01:29,840 --> 01:01:32,360
Speaker 3: little bit about Justine because she's new. A couple of

1294
01:01:32,440 --> 01:01:36,760
Speaker 3: notes about her. She's been married for twenty years, is

1295
01:01:36,920 --> 01:01:41,200
Speaker 3: mom to four children, currently not working, but she likes

1296
01:01:41,280 --> 01:01:44,280
Speaker 3: to bowl. Oh, she's in a bowling room and she's

1297
01:01:44,360 --> 01:01:46,800
Speaker 3: big into watching football and baseball.

1298
01:01:46,880 --> 01:01:48,520
Speaker 1: Do you have your own bullying ball. You one that

1299
01:01:48,640 --> 01:01:49,440
Speaker 1: shows up like that?

1300
01:01:50,480 --> 01:01:50,600
Speaker 8: Oh?

1301
01:01:50,720 --> 01:01:53,760
Speaker 4: Yeah, I have my own shoesball bag, everything.

1302
01:01:54,800 --> 01:01:55,480
Speaker 1: Lets you also have.

1303
01:01:55,480 --> 01:01:58,720
Speaker 2: Your own signature bowl cut, like your haircut, show.

1304
01:01:58,560 --> 01:02:00,000
Speaker 9: Up looking like Jim Carrey domine.

1305
01:02:00,040 --> 01:02:03,720
Speaker 2: I mean no ah, that would be really cool.

1306
01:02:03,760 --> 01:02:03,920
Speaker 11: Though.

1307
01:02:04,040 --> 01:02:05,560
Speaker 3: What kind of ball do you have? What does it

1308
01:02:05,600 --> 01:02:05,920
Speaker 3: look like?

1309
01:02:06,240 --> 01:02:06,360
Speaker 7: Well?

1310
01:02:06,400 --> 01:02:11,680
Speaker 4: I have three different balls, purple and orange.

1311
01:02:11,760 --> 01:02:14,360
Speaker 10: Oh yeah, I'm really serious about that's your best score?

1312
01:02:16,240 --> 01:02:19,120
Speaker 6: Two nine?

1313
01:02:19,160 --> 01:02:19,360
Speaker 3: Wow?

1314
01:02:19,600 --> 01:02:22,400
Speaker 1: I break one hundred. I'm like, whoa, Mama's going on the.

1315
01:02:24,040 --> 01:02:26,440
Speaker 2: Fire the next time we're doing bumpers off.

1316
01:02:26,560 --> 01:02:30,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, Justine, good work. It's going to be

1317
01:02:30,480 --> 01:02:32,720
Speaker 3: Brook's turn here. Brook You ready, Oh, I'm ready. Your

1318
01:02:32,800 --> 01:02:35,840
Speaker 3: time starts now. The final episode of the TV show

1319
01:02:36,040 --> 01:02:38,480
Speaker 3: Lost aired on this day in what year of the

1320
01:02:38,520 --> 01:02:39,200
Speaker 3: twenty tens?

1321
01:02:39,800 --> 01:02:40,480
Speaker 1: Twenty eleven?

1322
01:02:40,960 --> 01:02:44,200
Speaker 3: The Treaty of Versailles ended? Which World War Oh?

1323
01:02:44,640 --> 01:02:45,280
Speaker 1: World War one?

1324
01:02:45,760 --> 01:02:47,880
Speaker 3: What is the chemical symbol for oxygen?

1325
01:02:48,440 --> 01:02:48,880
Speaker 1: Uh oh?

1326
01:02:49,600 --> 01:02:52,560
Speaker 3: Named the actor who has played Spider Man since twenty sixteen,

1327
01:02:52,640 --> 01:02:56,160
Speaker 3: Toby Maguire in Greek mythology, who was the god of

1328
01:02:56,280 --> 01:03:01,840
Speaker 3: poetry and music mm after used in thermometers. What's the

1329
01:03:01,920 --> 01:03:04,120
Speaker 3: only metal that is liquid at room temperature?

1330
01:03:05,400 --> 01:03:05,920
Speaker 2: Rary?

1331
01:03:07,120 --> 01:03:11,120
Speaker 1: It's the hardest mercury. Then when I struggled with his

1332
01:03:11,280 --> 01:03:13,280
Speaker 1: rural and I used to live a rural street.

1333
01:03:15,520 --> 01:03:17,240
Speaker 3: Let's go to the scoreboard and see how you all

1334
01:03:17,320 --> 01:03:25,960
Speaker 3: did with jose in my out man, Justine, I think

1335
01:03:26,040 --> 01:03:27,640
Speaker 3: we both know you got zero.

1336
01:03:30,200 --> 01:03:34,200
Speaker 8: That's okay, it was a close one, yeah, kind of Brooke,

1337
01:03:34,280 --> 01:03:34,919
Speaker 8: you got three.

1338
01:03:35,200 --> 01:03:39,480
Speaker 3: Okay, Brook was ready to play today. Let's go over

1339
01:03:39,520 --> 01:03:41,800
Speaker 3: the answers for everybody. The final episode of the TV

1340
01:03:41,880 --> 01:03:44,439
Speaker 3: show Lost aired on this day in the year twenty ten,

1341
01:03:45,080 --> 01:03:49,600
Speaker 3: exactly the Treaty of Versailles ended World War One. The

1342
01:03:49,680 --> 01:03:52,919
Speaker 3: chemical symbol for oxygen is the letter oh she said,

1343
01:03:53,000 --> 01:03:56,200
Speaker 3: oh too. Oh, we didn't give her that. She still

1344
01:03:56,600 --> 01:04:00,200
Speaker 3: just double the oxygen for that one. The act sure

1345
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Speaker 3: who's played Spider Man since twenty sixteen is actor Tom Holland.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's right.

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Speaker 3: In Greek mythology, the god of poetry and music is Apollo,

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Speaker 3: which is why they named the Apollo Theater after him.

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Speaker 2: That interesting, I always wondered.

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Speaker 3: In fact, and used in thermometers, the only metal that's

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Speaker 3: liquid at room temperature is mercury.

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Speaker 1: Oh great for a cocktail too, Oh yeah, drake, mercury.

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Speaker 1: It's terribly voiceous.

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Speaker 2: Oh wait a minute, I felt for that, Justine.

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Speaker 3: It was not enough to beat Brooke today. But just

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Speaker 3: we're playing. We are going to give you a pair

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Speaker 3: of tickets to see our very own jose Bolanos and

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Speaker 3: Friends live at the Emerald City Comedy Club on June fourth.

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Speaker 2: Oh right, we're talking Mercury on stage.

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Speaker 1: Hey, there we go.

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Speaker 3: All right, We're going to do win Brooks Bucks same

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Speaker 3: time after Memorial Day on Tuesday.

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Speaker 6: Hey, brook and Jeffrey in the morning.