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Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's making some extra cash by

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Speaker 1: airbnbing his dentist's office. Stay the night while they're closed,

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Speaker 1: with free access to all the laughing gas you can handle.

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Speaker 1: You just gotta be out by seven when they open

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Speaker 1: with laser stories. The segment where they were where we

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Speaker 1: read weird news stories bround the glove. There's the laughing

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Speaker 1: gas kicking in. We read weird news stories around the

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Speaker 1: glove just like everyone else does, except we've got a laser.

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Speaker 1: Those other tonsil ticklers just don't. This first laser story

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Speaker 1: is out of the not so friendly skies. There's an

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Speaker 1: American Airlines flight from Phoenix to Austin last week, and

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Speaker 1: the plane was still at the gate when someone noticed

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Speaker 1: a disgruntled passenger that they described as maybe hungover. Okay,

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Speaker 1: and everyone had just boarded and the guy was already

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Speaker 1: arguing with someone in their seat. And suddenly the man says,

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Speaker 1: you thought that was rude, Well how about this, Oh no,

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Speaker 1: and loudly passed gas.

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Speaker 2: He could do it a command like that, that's cool talent.

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Speaker 1: After that, an argument ensued between him and a handful

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Speaker 1: of passengers guys. Then a flight attendant stepped in and

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Speaker 1: said that's enough, and the plane started taxiing, so seemed

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Speaker 1: like it was over. But minutes later the plane stopped

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Speaker 1: and the pilot came on the speaker and said they

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Speaker 1: were heading back to the gate, and they kicked the

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Speaker 1: guy off who passed gas on the plane because.

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Speaker 2: The smell finally traveled to the.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not doing a whole flight like this. Thankfully

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Speaker 1: he left without causing another scene. The person who posted

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Speaker 1: about it said everyone was relieved he wouldn't be on

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Speaker 1: the flight and that the airline actually handled it very well.

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Speaker 1: They were only delayed about thirty minutes, though usually it's

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Speaker 1: like we're gonna go back for seven hours. This next

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Speaker 1: laser stories out of waskind nonsense. A woman named Mary

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Speaker 1: Fleming suffered heartbreak last weekend when her Green Bay Packers

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Speaker 1: lost to the San Francisco forty nine ers. But notice

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Speaker 1: I said heartbreak, not heart attack.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I actually didn't what.

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Speaker 1: Emergency services were sent to her home after Mary's niece

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Speaker 1: got a text during the game from Mary that said

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Speaker 1: I'm having a heart attack. She didn't mean it literally.

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Speaker 1: She was watching the Packers game and was feeling anxious

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Speaker 1: about it. I will say.

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Speaker 2: Those parental texts. It's hard to read the sarcasm or

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Speaker 2: could you even.

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Speaker 1: Text in the middle of one. I guess you can't.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, some people function for quite a long time. That's

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Speaker 2: part of the problem.

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Speaker 1: A few minutes later, the fire department pulled up to

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Speaker 1: Mary's home, where they found her one hundred percent alive

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Speaker 1: and well, ah just crying. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Probably.

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Speaker 1: She even went outside smiling and said it had all

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Speaker 1: been a big misunderstanding. E mts didn't believe her. They

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Speaker 1: brought her to the ground and performed CPR on her.

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Speaker 1: A liar, I'm just kidding could happen? She apologized to

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Speaker 1: the EMTs and the paramedics, saying she didn't realize that

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Speaker 1: her words would be taken so serious.

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Speaker 2: She better have shared her football snacks with them, you know.

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Speaker 1: Next lays of stories out of wholesale Paradise. Have you

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Speaker 1: guys seen this monster yet? Because Costco is apparently selling

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Speaker 1: a giant chocolate Easter bunny that's two feet tall and

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Speaker 1: almost four and a half pounds.

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Speaker 2: I was just at Costco.

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Speaker 1: How did I miss this? Holy cow? I'm showing everybody

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Speaker 1: the picture. We'll have it up on the brook and

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Speaker 1: Jeffrey Insta stories for everyone to see.

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Speaker 2: The size of a small child.

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Speaker 1: Well a mom bought one and posted the footage on TikTok.

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Speaker 1: It's not clear if all Costcos have them, but she

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Speaker 1: claims it's some of the best chocolate that she has

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Speaker 1: ever had. Yep. Some people online have issues with it, though,

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Speaker 1: and not just because Costco is selling it two plus

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Speaker 1: months before Easter.

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Speaker 2: I was gonna say that chocolate is gonna be like

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Speaker 2: kind of that white color, you know, by the time

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Speaker 2: you get it, frazure.

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Speaker 1: It's Easter is March thirty first this year, by the way,

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Speaker 1: it's in March. Yep. Their biggest problem though, that they're

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Speaker 1: facing is the bunny cost sixty four dollars. Dang hefty price.

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Speaker 2: It's again the size of a kid, but I'm guessing

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Speaker 2: it's hollow, and then that's the side.

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Speaker 1: So it probably costs less than ten bucks to make.

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Speaker 2: So you do, you could turn it into a chocolate pinota.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, and then you could eat everything that

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Speaker 2: hit the floor.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, someone coughs on it. They're still selling really fast though,

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Speaker 1: and the top comment on TikTok is at that price,

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Speaker 1: I need it solid chocolate. I mean, I see I'm

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Speaker 1: not going to disagree. This next laser story is out

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Speaker 1: of relationship. World match dot Com dropped its annual Singles

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Speaker 1: in America study that looked at the state of dating

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Speaker 1: in twenty twenty four. Already, the stat everyone's talking about

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Speaker 1: this time is thirty one percent of singles have explored

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Speaker 1: consensual non monogamy. Wow, aka your inner relationship, but you

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Speaker 1: get to sleep around?

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Speaker 2: Okay? Is it when both parties agree? Both parties, right,

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Speaker 2: that's I could see them one in three number, that's.

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Speaker 1: The consensual parts of non monogat Yeah. Only forty nine

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Speaker 1: percent said a traditional two person relationship is their ideal

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Speaker 1: scenario right now.

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Speaker 2: Wow, that's less the majority.

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Speaker 1: That's crazy, good Brook. That said, seventy nine percent of

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Speaker 1: singles and eighty three percent of gen zers think they

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Speaker 1: can still have a lifelong marriage at some point. Okay, yeah,

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Speaker 1: so the institution isn't totally dead. But here's a few

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Speaker 1: more quick stats. Not everyone wants intimacy. Twenty one percent

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Speaker 1: of singles say they do not want that in a relationship.

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Speaker 1: Right now, that's the point a friendship.

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Speaker 2: Why would you have a relationship then?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, for the pleasure of conversation. Brook it's not all

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Speaker 1: about like bedroom activities. I know how you are.

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Speaker 2: I do conversation for a living, and I'm gonna tell

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Speaker 2: you yeah.

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Speaker 1: No rated. Forty three percent of people say they've used

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Speaker 1: AI to write their dating profile for them, and thirty

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Speaker 1: seven percent have used it to write their first text

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Speaker 1: to someone.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, we just got a thank you text

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Speaker 2: for a buddy after a birthday dinner and it was

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Speaker 2: written by AI. He's like, I'm sorry, I'm too hungover.

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Speaker 1: I had AI do it for me. Oh, it didn't

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Speaker 1: have in the bottom of the texts written by Chad Repete.

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Speaker 1: I told us it's embarrassing. But finally, for a second

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Speaker 1: year in a row, money was voted the top obstacle

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Speaker 1: for dating.

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Speaker 2: Oh, just too expensive.

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Speaker 1: Seventy three percent of single say being financially stable is

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Speaker 1: the top quality that they're looking for in someone. And

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Speaker 1: that's why this guy is pulling more random shoes than

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Speaker 1: ever before. Oh he is flush with that YouTube residual

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Speaker 1: money maga an hum that how means leisure stories has

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Speaker 1: come to an end for the day. We'll do it again,

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Speaker 1: same time on Monday

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Speaker 2: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning