Speaker 1: Are you ready for what's about to happen?
Speaker 2: No? No, I'm absolutely not ready. For once in my life,
Speaker 2: I'm not prepared.
Speaker 3: At the point, I forgot we were even doing this
Speaker 3: until this morning and I was like, oh, right, oh,
Speaker 3: we're doing the crazy thing.
Speaker 1: So we are reenacting an episode that the fan.
Speaker 3: Ritos have voted for fan Rito's Choice, Fan Rito's Choice.
Speaker 3: We are reenacting an episode just you and I.
Speaker 4: Yeah, as all of the characters.
Speaker 2: Yes, we are all we're representing all of the characters.
Speaker 2: Our wonderful producer Mattie has split it up somehow, and
Speaker 2: we all know who we're playing. We don't know, like
Speaker 2: we don't we know what episode it is now, but
Speaker 2: we just found out five minutes ago, right, So we'll.
Speaker 3: Go ahead and list the characters out that we're gonna
Speaker 3: be playing At the top, we're gonna explain the episode
Speaker 3: and everything, but uh, and we're just gonna have to
Speaker 3: do our best acting impressions of the other characters. I'm
Speaker 3: just I'm gonna go so like just go really obvious,
Speaker 3: like just over the top.
Speaker 2: You're going over the top.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna go over the top with the obvious. Uh,
Speaker 3: so that people know you know right, Well.
Speaker 2: Is it gonna be confusing for the fan ritos because
Speaker 2: they're gonna hear like voice. We might be the most confused.
Speaker 1: But that's what I'm saying. You can't you got It's
Speaker 1: not gonna be your voice.
Speaker 3: It's gonna be it's gonna be you know, Jesse or
Speaker 3: or Cindy whoever, or Rusty here.
Speaker 2: Okay, well, okay, I'm finally I'm scrolling down. Okay, Oh,
Speaker 2: there's a little intro. There's that we didn't read. Okay,
Speaker 2: let's give it the intro. I'll do the intro. Hey,
Speaker 2: they're fantos. Welcome back to Tanitos. Today, we are bringing
Speaker 2: you the highly anticipated minisode that we've been hinted at
Speaker 2: for a few weeks. Jody and I will be re
Speaker 2: enacting an episode of Full House that was chosen by you,
Speaker 2: the fans. You've already you've already covered this, Jody. The
Speaker 2: episode that won the majority vote is season four, episode eleven,
Speaker 2: Secret Admirer. That's a good one. That's a really good one.
Speaker 2: We have not watched this episode or read any of
Speaker 2: the script prior to this record.
Speaker 3: Literally, you guys, we have not really not looked at that.
Speaker 3: I didn't even know what episode we were doing until
Speaker 3: we just read it.
Speaker 2: So, yeah, this is this, This is the fantastic So
Speaker 2: let's get into it.
Speaker 3: Okay, So, and very important news. We have someone joining us.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, we have to introduce our special guests.
Speaker 3: The great and wonderful uh mister Oz of our of
Speaker 3: our podcast, Jensen Car Hi Jensen.
Speaker 5: Hello, everyone. I've been working on my French accent all week.
Speaker 5: I don't know why the stage direction would have French accent,
Speaker 5: but we'll try.
Speaker 2: Why not?
Speaker 5: Maybe maybe I'll hold it for now. I don't I'll
Speaker 5: use it for an Oscar bait movie or something.
Speaker 3: Okay, I don't know if this isn't one, I don't
Speaker 3: know what I mean. This is Emmy winning television right here.
Speaker 5: Well, I'll be reading any stage direction, which is like
Speaker 5: if someone's walking or where we are.
Speaker 6: Okay, got it.
Speaker 3: So Jensen is the action part, and then AB and
Speaker 3: I are going to be doing all the rest of
Speaker 3: the talking as various characters, and we're going to do
Speaker 3: our best to make those characters so ridiculously stereotypical of
Speaker 3: who they are that you will know who we're pretending
Speaker 3: to be.
Speaker 2: Okay, this is how a table read normally goes to
Speaker 2: you have the director who usually reads the stage directions,
Speaker 2: and then the cast is gathered around a table writing
Speaker 2: their lines. But now it's just a party of two here.
Speaker 3: Enjoy your We are the cast, we are the guys
Speaker 3: and not not to mention, this also has uh there's.
Speaker 1: A couple guest stars in here too.
Speaker 3: Oh oh yeah, we got like three guest stars, so geez.
Speaker 1: Okay, so we've also got three extra people to play.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I don't I don't know who they are. Context.
Speaker 2: We have no context. No, it's gonna be great, It'll
Speaker 2: be It'll be fantastic. Okay. So I will be playing
Speaker 2: the roles of oh boy, Jesse, Cindy to Cindy.
Speaker 3: Cindy I think was dating Danny. Oh Cindy was I
Speaker 3: think dating Danny and her kid was.
Speaker 2: Rusty, Oh, I wrote. Okay, I remember Rusty, but I
Speaker 2: don't know Cindy's his mother. Okay, Yeah, so I'm playing Jesse, Cindy,
Speaker 2: Rusty DJ.
Speaker 3: I can't wait for you to have conversations between mother
Speaker 3: and son.
Speaker 2: I'm also playing Stephanie, which I'm most excited about, and
Speaker 2: a comment which might be the easiest role.
Speaker 1: You have lines.
Speaker 2: What is he doing? I don't know. Maybe I woah,
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Uh, And I will be playing the roles of Michelle, Danny, Ricky.
Speaker 1: No idea who he is, but I don't know. We'll
Speaker 1: figure it out as we go. Ricky, Kimmy, Joey, and Becky.
Speaker 2: Oh boy, Oh you got Joey. Good, you got Joey.
Speaker 1: So you get to do Ricky is the paper boy.
Speaker 3: That's what I'm reading. That's what Maddy said that I
Speaker 3: don't know. No, you know the paper boy.
Speaker 2: Okay, whatever happened to predictability? Okay, oh goodness, Oh wait,
Speaker 2: all right here, wait, I gotta get a big swig
Speaker 2: of tea to prepare. I wish I had a tuna melt.
Speaker 2: I should have eaten a tuna melted to prepare for this, right, to.
Speaker 1: Really get in the character of it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, had like different hats for every character.
Speaker 6: I wish.
Speaker 3: I wish I could have prepped with some props, like
Speaker 3: props and wigs and things.
Speaker 2: Oh gosh, well, the next time, if this goes well,
Speaker 2: maybe we'll do it again.
Speaker 1: And you know this goes really poor, we'll probably definitely.
Speaker 2: All right, Okay, here, we buckle up. Tanertos. Here we go.
Speaker 5: We start with the cold open. We find Michelle eating
Speaker 5: cookies at the kitchen table when Jesse walks.
Speaker 2: In, Shorty, Yeah, did you just eat the creamy middle
Speaker 2: out of that cookie and put the two ends back together? Yes,
Speaker 2: you ate the middle out of every cookie in this
Speaker 2: cookie jar.
Speaker 1: Next time, only by the middle.
Speaker 3: The crowd erupts with applause and laughter, standing on their
Speaker 3: seats screaming.
Speaker 5: And then we find Danny in the kitchen when there's
Speaker 5: a knock.
Speaker 3: We were there coming, Hey, Cindy, hiks Jensen.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I was giving. I was giving some dramatic pause.
Speaker 5: They kiss and the ooze.
Speaker 2: Which Judy and I have done before. We have kissed
Speaker 2: before we're on stage.
Speaker 1: Yep, so you know you have very visceral reaction to this.
Speaker 3: Uh rusty, Hi, Danny, Welcome to the first annual Tanner
Speaker 3: Family Quality Time Barbecue.
Speaker 2: Well, thanks for inviting us, even though we're not officially family.
Speaker 3: Cindy, we've been dating over a month. You dry clean
Speaker 3: my shorts your family.
Speaker 2: Well, here's my semi legendary homemade apple pie.
Speaker 1: Oh, I can smell it from here. I can't wait.
Speaker 5: Danny takes the lid off the pie to reveal a
Speaker 5: piece has already been eaten.
Speaker 1: Yeah, apparently someone else couldn't wait.
Speaker 2: Either, Rusty. Sorry, Mom, it was a long car run.
Speaker 5: There's a knock at the door.
Speaker 2: Don't get it. I've got it. Don't get it, I've
Speaker 2: got it.
Speaker 5: DJ and Kimmy come downstairs.
Speaker 1: DJ, what's going on? Oh shit, that's me, that's DJ.
Speaker 1: What's going on? It's the paper boy, Ricky.
Speaker 2: How do I look?
Speaker 1: Hungry for love?
Speaker 2: Perfect?
Speaker 5: DJ opens the door.
Speaker 3: Hi, Ricky, Hi, I'm here to collect for the paper.
Speaker 3: Uh three point fifty, mister Tanner. Sorry, Ricky, all I
Speaker 3: have is a twenty. I don't have any change.
Speaker 2: That's okay, keep it cool.
Speaker 3: What my incredibly generous daughter meant is keep a dollar
Speaker 3: and come back for the rest.
Speaker 1: Okay, thanks for trying. I'll be back.
Speaker 2: I'll be here. I'll see you then, two toulou. She
Speaker 2: closes the door too, to Lou, I'm such a geek, mister,
Speaker 2: and missus Ricky paper boy.
Speaker 5: Rusty makes kissing sounds.
Speaker 3: Croa up ah, Cindy, isn't this cute? They're fighting just
Speaker 3: like brother and sister.
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Speaker 5: We find Rusty in DJ and Stephanie's room. Michelle walks in, Hey, mister,
Speaker 5: what are you up to now?
Speaker 2: Well, I'm just typing a letter and you can help
Speaker 2: me deliver it like a mailman.
Speaker 1: I'm very busy.
Speaker 2: I'll tell you what, little lady, I'll give you this bright,
Speaker 2: shiny new penny.
Speaker 1: They'll be cheap, give me a nickel.
Speaker 2: Well, you drive a hard bargain, but here you go.
Speaker 1: Thank you very much.
Speaker 2: Okay, Now take this letter into the kitchen and give
Speaker 2: it to your sister. Now here's the fun part. Tell
Speaker 2: her it's from Ricky the paper Boy.
Speaker 1: But that's a lie.
Speaker 2: Here's another nickel.
Speaker 1: You got a deal, dude.
Speaker 5: Michelle leaves the ring.
Speaker 2: This is gonna make DJ crazy.
Speaker 5: Rusty evil. Stephanie walks into the kitchen just as Michelle
Speaker 5: walks in.
Speaker 2: This is for my sister, who gave this to you.
Speaker 1: I do not lie.
Speaker 3: It was Rusty, but I'm keeping the money.
Speaker 5: She's thinking while she reads the letter, So you gotta
Speaker 5: have a real thinking thought here.
Speaker 1: Think.
Speaker 2: Okay, so this is a this is a voiceover. Okay, Yeah,
Speaker 2: I've loved you secretly for a long time. When I
Speaker 2: see you in the house, my burns with passion. I
Speaker 2: can't live without your love. Signed hot for you. Ew gross?
Speaker 1: Why did you say you gross?
Speaker 2: Because Rusty loves me?
Speaker 1: You gross.
Speaker 5: Michelle speeds out of the kitchen.
Speaker 2: If anyone finds out I got a love letter from
Speaker 2: that dufus, I'll die.
Speaker 1: Be right back, Danny.
Speaker 5: Cindy comes in. Stephanie quickly hides the letter in the
Speaker 5: laundry basket.
Speaker 2: Oh hi, steph Uh, your dad wants the air freshener
Speaker 2: in the backyard. Yeah, he says, it doesn't smell woodsy enough.
Speaker 2: That's my dad. You gotta love him. Yeah.
Speaker 5: Stephanie goes outside when Joey comes up from his room.
Speaker 3: Cindy, how's the most beautiful drag cleaner I've ever known?
Speaker 2: Joey? What did you spill.
Speaker 3: Ketchup on my shirt? Mustard on my pageant? Gotta stop
Speaker 3: making sandwiches?
Speaker 6: In the car.
Speaker 2: I'll take it out to my van so I don't forget.
Speaker 1: Oh, Cindy, you are the best.
Speaker 5: He kisses her on the cheek.
Speaker 3: Oh, by the way, I left a little note in
Speaker 3: there for you. It explains everything.
Speaker 5: Cindy walks out of the room, reading the letter Stephanie
Speaker 5: put in the laundry basket another thinking out loud.
Speaker 2: His heart burns with passion. He can't live without my love.
Speaker 2: Joey's hot for me, Cindy.
Speaker 5: Cindy hides a letter between some papers on the table,
Speaker 5: just before Danny walks in.
Speaker 3: Sin, you gotta come smell the backyard. It is pine
Speaker 3: forest brush.
Speaker 2: Uh, I will. I just have to take out Joey's laundry. Oh,
Speaker 2: and it means nothing to me. Nothing.
Speaker 5: Cindy walks the door and opens that. Becky is standing there.
Speaker 2: Hi. Oh, I'm taking Joey's laundry out to my van.
Speaker 1: Well, then, thank you for sharing that.
Speaker 4: Hi.
Speaker 1: Sorry, I'm late. Oh and the jello didn't gel yet.
Speaker 3: Oh, Hey, that's okay. We can just tell everyone it's
Speaker 3: lime soup. Hey, Becky, do me a favor. Take a
Speaker 3: look at some notes I made for tomorrow's show, thinking
Speaker 3: some changes that may affect us both. You know, let
Speaker 3: me know how you feel. Okay, sure, I'll look at
Speaker 3: him right now. Great, I'll go put out some soup
Speaker 3: bowls and croutons.
Speaker 2: For your.
Speaker 5: I hope like a neighbor overhears us and thinks it's
Speaker 5: just Jody talking to herself.
Speaker 1: Oh, they hear that all the time.
Speaker 5: Danny walks out, uh.
Speaker 3: Thinking, oh my god, Danny can't live without my love.
Speaker 3: If Jesse finds out, he'll kill Danny.
Speaker 6: M I would have my own show.
Speaker 5: The door opens and Jesse walks in.
Speaker 2: I went to four different stores trying to find Danny
Speaker 2: low sodium gurk. He's getting dills and he's gonna like them.
Speaker 2: I need a kiss, got a lot of kissing.
Speaker 5: Jesse and Becky kiss While doing to Becky quickly hides
Speaker 5: the letter in a book. Another thinking out loud, I.
Speaker 1: Have to hide this, got to keep him kissing me.
Speaker 1: I know what he likes.
Speaker 5: And now another thinking out loud from Jesse, ooh I
Speaker 5: like that.
Speaker 2: What are you doing behind my back? Uh? Nothing? Wait
Speaker 2: a sec? What is that? Oh?
Speaker 6: Uh?
Speaker 1: Library book? You know, wouldn't you know?
Speaker 3: Jimmy Gibbler and a month overdue boy that child is
Speaker 3: out of and he walks in. Oh, Jess, where have
Speaker 3: you been with my pickles? I've been worried, sick.
Speaker 2: Where do you think I've been? You sent me on
Speaker 2: a wild girkin chase? All I could find were Dill's here. Enjoy, Yes, Dil's.
Speaker 2: My entire menu is based around the kurkin.
Speaker 3: You're just gonna have to go to pick up. Danny's
Speaker 3: trying to get rid of Jesse so he can be
Speaker 3: alone with me.
Speaker 2: Come on, you got Dill's gurkins. What's the difference? Who cares?
Speaker 1: I care? I care deeply. Uh, Jess, I'll go bring
Speaker 1: the car around.
Speaker 3: Well, as long as you're going to the store, let
Speaker 3: me go check the fridge and see if we need
Speaker 3: any other condiments.
Speaker 2: Oh well, where are you gonna send me? Now? Mustard City?
Speaker 1: Hey, it is right across the street from Pickletown.
Speaker 5: There's an overwhelming laughter from everyone nearby. Jimmy comes downstairs
Speaker 5: and Danny leaves.
Speaker 3: Oh uh oh now now I'm you Okay, now you're me?
Speaker 2: Yes, pressure's on.
Speaker 3: Oh hey, Jesse, if you're going out, can you pick
Speaker 3: me up a copy of teen Hunk? It has a
Speaker 3: scratch and sniff ad for new Kids on the Block.
Speaker 5: Hellon, wow, I didn't know this was a documentary.
Speaker 2: Hey, I don't buy teen hunk and two. He a
Speaker 2: little surprise in there for you, Kimbo.
Speaker 5: Jesse walks into the kitchen. In the doorway, he meets Michelle.
Speaker 1: I got two nickels, But what's this a dime?
Speaker 5: That's it now, thinking while she reads the letter.
Speaker 2: Whoa baby? Jesse's hot for me?
Speaker 1: And why not? I'm twice the woman Becky is.
Speaker 5: Jimmy puts the letter on the sweater next to her.
Speaker 1: You better be nice to me, kid. If I marry
Speaker 1: your uncle Jesse, I could be your aunt.
Speaker 3: Kimmy thinking, no way, I gotta go glam up for
Speaker 3: my man. Time for a little gloss and floss.
Speaker 5: Kimmy walks into the kitchen. Becky walks back in.
Speaker 2: Jess, what's taking so long, Jesse? Danny wanted me to
Speaker 2: get a few more things.
Speaker 1: Oh, I forgot my sweater.
Speaker 2: Oh I'll get it, thanks, thinking while reading a love
Speaker 2: letter to Becky. When I see you in the house,
Speaker 2: this must be from Danny or Joey. I don't believe
Speaker 2: this letter me either.
Speaker 5: Thinking I got to learn to read. We find Jesse
Speaker 5: and Michelle on the couch in the living room.
Speaker 2: Michelle, my dearest little niece. Could you go in and
Speaker 2: ask your daddy and Joey to come in here. Please?
Speaker 1: It will be my pleasure.
Speaker 5: Michelle leaves.
Speaker 1: Jess are you still in there?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Becky enters, Honey, I thought we were going to
Speaker 2: the store. There's been a change in plans.
Speaker 5: Guys, thinking out loud.
Speaker 1: Does Jesse know Danny gave me that love letter?
Speaker 5: Jesse walks in with Danny and Joey. Gentlemen, thinking out.
Speaker 2: Loud, I'm gonna find out right now, which one of
Speaker 2: my best friends is a backstabbing weasel? Okay, which one
Speaker 2: of my best friends would like to escort my fiance
Speaker 2: to Pickletown.
Speaker 1: Hey, I'll go come on, Becky, binging out loud.
Speaker 2: Ah, so Danny's the weasel who wants my Rebecca, Rebecca.
Speaker 1: Danny, You've got a million things to do.
Speaker 2: I'll take Becky, thinking out loud, maybe Joey's the real
Speaker 2: weasel in walck Cindy, Joey, Oh.
Speaker 3: Hey, Cindy, Uh, you want to take a ride to
Speaker 3: the store with bull Weakle.
Speaker 1: That was a little addition, just so you know.
Speaker 2: With the man who's trying to steal me from Danny.
Speaker 2: Oh sorry, I haven't smelled the backyard yet.
Speaker 5: Cindy goes to the backyard.
Speaker 1: You know what, this is just stupid. I'm gonna call
Speaker 1: a pickletown. They deliver thirty minutes or less, and your
Speaker 1: pickles are free.
Speaker 5: Joey and Danny go to the kitchen.
Speaker 2: Becky, you and I need to talk.
Speaker 5: Kimmy appears at the stairs.
Speaker 2: Hello, Jesse, what do you want?
Speaker 5: Gibbler thinking out loud.
Speaker 3: Oh good, yeah, pretend you don't like me. Becky will
Speaker 3: never suspect you wrote me that love letter.
Speaker 5: Kimmy walks to Jesse and Becky and she winks.
Speaker 2: Kimmy, you got some gunk in your eye.
Speaker 1: Becky, I just want you to know.
Speaker 3: Whatever happens, I just want us to be friends. Thanks, Kimmy,
Speaker 3: that's very reassuring.
Speaker 5: Kimmy thinks out loud, that's what you say.
Speaker 1: Now wait until that rock is on my finger?
Speaker 5: Can you find Michelle in her room with a book?
Speaker 5: Michelle thinks that out loud.
Speaker 1: I'm going to loan to read if it kills me.
Speaker 2: This is a this is an apple.
Speaker 5: So what Rusty enters?
Speaker 2: Hey, kid, did you deliver the letter I wrote to
Speaker 2: your sister. Yes, I did, and what happened? Everything went banana.
Speaker 2: I love it. You did it, Michelle, Way to go,
Speaker 2: kid Kuci, Gucci, Gucci, Gucci. You know we make a
Speaker 2: great team.
Speaker 5: Michelle's thinking out loud.
Speaker 1: I gotta get a lock for my door.
Speaker 5: We find DJ on her bed. When Stephanie enters.
Speaker 2: DJ, You're never gonna believe this. Rusty wrote me a
Speaker 2: love letter. Ew gross, what is he thinking. He's two
Speaker 2: years older than me and he's a complete cootie burger.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go dump him. Steph, Wait a second, maybe
Speaker 2: I should talk to him. It's just possible Rusty might
Speaker 2: actually have feelings.
Speaker 5: Nah, Rusty walks in, Hey, stuff, what's up?
Speaker 2: How rude?
Speaker 5: Stephanie leaves with the catchphrase for the.
Speaker 2: Rusty have a seat. Lets you and I have a talk.
Speaker 2: Let's talk about love. Okay. Now, I understand you're ready
Speaker 2: for a girlfriend, but in my opinion, you need a
Speaker 2: girlfriend who's older, more mature.
Speaker 5: Okay, shouting from downstairs.
Speaker 1: Come on, everybody in the kitchen.
Speaker 2: Just think about what I said. Okay, thinking out loud,
Speaker 2: she's all over me. We'll talk later. DJ leaves and
Speaker 2: Rusty thinks out loud that babe is hot for the
Speaker 2: rust man.
Speaker 5: Now competing with who wants to take my wife to
Speaker 5: pickle Town? You find Danny in the kitchen with Joey, Becky, Cindy, Stephanie,
Speaker 5: and Kimmy.
Speaker 1: Okay, come on, everybody, lend a hand.
Speaker 3: It's time for the first annual Tanner Family Quality Time Barbecue.
Speaker 1: Come on, let's go. Everybody in line.
Speaker 3: Oh oh, this is great. It's like one big love train.
Speaker 3: People around the world join hands. Ah, start a love train,
Speaker 3: a love train.
Speaker 5: Hey all go outside.
Speaker 1: Great, I'll be in the caboose.
Speaker 5: Joey makes a train whistles.
Speaker 1: Yeah that was great. Yeah, Joey, stop you want to
Speaker 1: be the kabooz.
Speaker 3: Joey, You're the only one I can talk to about this.
Speaker 3: If Jesse ever found out, he'd go crazy, that's for sure.
Speaker 3: Beck you can trust me. I know you're so sweet.
Speaker 3: Oh how do I say this?
Speaker 1: Joey?
Speaker 3: You know, sometimes a friend becomes so close to another
Speaker 3: friend that it turns into love, which wouldn't be so
Speaker 3: bad if one of those friends was engaged to be married, right,
Speaker 3: I mean, Joey, is this making any sense?
Speaker 1: Complete sense?
Speaker 5: Joey thinking out loud.
Speaker 1: Holy cow, Becky's in love with me.
Speaker 5: Jesse walks in.
Speaker 2: What are you guys doing?
Speaker 1: Oh uh, I was, I was checking her post? Get
Speaker 1: just very healthy? Oh boy, those those hot dogs aren't good.
Speaker 5: Becky goes outside looking for hot dogs.
Speaker 1: Hot dogs, nickles.
Speaker 5: Just right kissing. Jesse thinks out loud.
Speaker 2: Now I know it's Joey. I'll kill him. Now.
Speaker 5: Joey thinks out loud.
Speaker 1: Good thing he doesn't know he'd kildy.
Speaker 5: Jesse and Joey laughed to each other and go outside.
Speaker 5: We find Danny at the grill with Becky and the
Speaker 5: hot dogs.
Speaker 3: We need to talk about this letter, but I know
Speaker 3: it's a bad time to bring it up, but I
Speaker 3: just had to get it out.
Speaker 1: Into the open.
Speaker 5: Danny's thinking, Becky's in love with me?
Speaker 3: Oh, why do I have to be so darned attractive? Hi,
Speaker 3: the letter, Jesse's coming here. You don't know me, you
Speaker 3: never saw me.
Speaker 5: Now go, Danny sticks the letter under Michelle's hat. Hey, Jess,
Speaker 5: Jesse thinks out loud, I thought it was Joey, But
Speaker 5: look at that silly, guilty grin.
Speaker 2: Maybe it's Danny. I'll kill both of them and sort
Speaker 2: it out later.
Speaker 1: Here's your burger. Honey. Hey, hey, Jesse, I saved you.
Speaker 2: See that was Kimmy. By the way, Kimmy, you gotta
Speaker 2: do something about that eye of yours.
Speaker 5: Cindy thinking out loud.
Speaker 2: I've got to tell Joey he doesn't have a chance
Speaker 2: with me.
Speaker 5: Joey thinking out loud.
Speaker 2: Just be honest. You have salad dressing on your shirt?
Speaker 1: Oh gee? Thanks?
Speaker 2: Wait no, there's more really where, No, Joey. Sometimes the
Speaker 2: wrong people fall in love. It's not anybody's fault. It
Speaker 2: just happens. I don't want Danny to get hurt, so
Speaker 2: let's just try to control our burning passions, all right.
Speaker 6: I'll try my best.
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Speaker 1: Hey, come on, guys, time for barbeque. You fun.
Speaker 5: Danny and Cindy walk away. Joey thinks out loud.
Speaker 6: First Becky falls for me.
Speaker 3: Now, Cindy, why new Kids on the Block alone really works?
Speaker 5: Everyone sits down at the table.
Speaker 3: Welcome to the first annual Tanner Family Quality Time Barbecue.
Speaker 1: I can't say that enough. Now, exactly what is quality time?
Speaker 3: Well, I would like to define it as time that
Speaker 3: we all get to spend together.
Speaker 5: Stephanie thinks out loud.
Speaker 2: One false move and Rusty gets a Weenie in his ear.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Okay, sorry, where are we?
Speaker 5: Uh?
Speaker 1: Weenian is here.
Speaker 5: We're right after He's just run a quick search on
Speaker 5: the doctor. Weenian is here.
Speaker 2: You get so distracted by Weenian is here. Okay, DJ
Speaker 2: is such a babe, DJ thinking out loud. Why he
Speaker 2: is rusty staring at me? Do I have something stuck
Speaker 2: in my teeth?
Speaker 1: What I'm getting it here? Quality?
Speaker 5: He turned to thinking out loud while he's talking.
Speaker 6: I've got to figure.
Speaker 1: Out what to do about Becky falling in love with me.
Speaker 1: It's a good thing. I can ramble on for hours
Speaker 1: and hours and hours.
Speaker 5: Becky thinks out loud.
Speaker 3: Oh, look at Danny, just babbling on the outside, burning
Speaker 3: with passion for me on the inside.
Speaker 2: Jesse thinks out loud, look at those two weasels. One
Speaker 2: can't shut up and the other one needs a bib.
Speaker 2: I'd be doing mankind of favor when I kill him.
Speaker 5: Kimmy Gibbler thinks out loud.
Speaker 3: Hmmm, missus Kinney Katsopolis sounds so geeky. I'll have him
Speaker 3: take my name, mister Jesse Gibbler.
Speaker 5: Joey thinks out loud.
Speaker 3: Sure, Becky and Cindy don't fight over me right there? Well,
Speaker 3: it could be fun if we built a mud pit.
Speaker 5: Ciddy thinks out loud.
Speaker 2: Joey is sweet, but I like Danny by He's such
Speaker 2: an elegant speaker.
Speaker 5: Michelle thinks out loud, boying, boying, Why is.
Speaker 2: My daddy so boring?
Speaker 5: Comment? The dog thinks out loud.
Speaker 2: Gee, I hope somebody drops a hamburger.
Speaker 5: Emmy goes to Andrea Barber.
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, So to make a long shorty story, let's
Speaker 3: just sit back, although be careful because there's no backs
Speaker 3: on your chairs, and relax enjoy some fun quality time together. Daddy,
Speaker 3: can I take this love letter off my head? Now?
Speaker 2: Michelle? Where'd you get this letter?
Speaker 1: Daddy gave it to me.
Speaker 2: So you sent this letter to Rebecca?
Speaker 1: Hey, Becky gave that letter to me?
Speaker 5: What?
Speaker 2: Wait a minute, you gave me this letter first, Joey,
Speaker 2: don't just sit there. You know you wrote this letter
Speaker 2: to me? What letter?
Speaker 1: That's the letter Jesse sent to me?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're Jesse. I got that letter from Rusty. He's
Speaker 2: in love with me, No way. I love dj and
Speaker 2: she loves me. Who are you people? And where is
Speaker 2: my real family?
Speaker 5: Everyone starts talking at once and Ben.
Speaker 2: Sorry me, hold it, hold hold it, everybody, just knock
Speaker 2: it off. Now. Somebody wrote that letter, and I want
Speaker 2: to know who it is right now, I know who
Speaker 2: you do? Who it was Rusty she's lying, Rusty, Okay,
Speaker 2: I'm lying. I wanted DJ to think it was a
Speaker 2: love letter from the paper boy, that little rat.
Speaker 5: Everyone talks it once again.
Speaker 2: Pretty funny. Huh. I'm glad you can all take a joke.
Speaker 2: You all can't take a joke, don't you. You in big trouble.
Speaker 2: Mister Rusty runs, Come here, Rusty, get him Jesse.
Speaker 5: Everyone follows Rusty except DJ.
Speaker 1: Usty. Don't run away from me, young man.
Speaker 5: Ricky walks into the yard.
Speaker 4: Hey, hi, Ricky, A hi, uh here, I brought back
Speaker 4: your dad's change. Oh thanks so uh barbecue.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's kind of a family togetherness thing.
Speaker 5: The rest of the family comes running by.
Speaker 2: Wait for me, Wait for me, Wait for me. They're
Speaker 2: just working up an appetite. Well, if you're hungry, dig
Speaker 2: in great.
Speaker 1: Thanks. You know, I really am glad I came back.
Speaker 2: Me too, thinking out loud, Oh my Lanta.
Speaker 5: The family runs around the tall chasing Rusty, and world
Speaker 5: peace has come together.
Speaker 2: Yeah whoa, Oh my god, that was a thing that
Speaker 2: we did.
Speaker 3: That was I wonder if people are actually gonna like it.
Speaker 3: I don't know a hit to me, it sounds it
Speaker 3: was ridiculous. I don't know who I was.
Speaker 1: Or who I was talking to. The only character I
Speaker 1: felt really clear on was Michelle.
Speaker 5: Oh, I gonna say just comment. I thought comment was.
Speaker 1: Probably commet was right. Yeah, yeah, that Hamburger line, I.
Speaker 3: Mean it was so indicative of his his deep inner
Speaker 3: personal struggle.
Speaker 2: Wasn't that Dave. Wasn't that Dave?
Speaker 1: Who did that? Hamb I wish Hamberger?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was Dave. That was like, they're okay. I
Speaker 2: found it easier to do some characters and harder like,
Speaker 2: but it I wasn't expecting the characters that were hard
Speaker 2: to be hard. M Does that make sense? So I
Speaker 2: found Jesse to be the easiest for me.
Speaker 3: Well, the stereotypical characters I think are the easiest, the
Speaker 3: ones that have very like clear.
Speaker 1: Uh things that stick.
Speaker 3: Out with mary each thing, catch phrases, whatever.
Speaker 2: Yeah, No, Jesse, Jesse felt easy. Stephanie felt kind of
Speaker 2: hard for me, And maybe I was just insecure because
Speaker 2: like you're sitting right there judging me. But I found
Speaker 2: stuff kind of difficult to do or to differentiate from
Speaker 2: DJ as right, that's yeah, it's hard to.
Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, it's hard to to sort of different
Speaker 3: from from DJ. I found when I did Kimmy, I
Speaker 3: like sat up straighter and I was like I had
Speaker 3: it was like I felt the your physical your physicality
Speaker 3: of how Kimmy was and I yeah.
Speaker 1: With us, So that was that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I could see your head you did like the
Speaker 2: head bobs? Yeah, the man down that.
Speaker 5: Does anyone know if there was a five minute laugh
Speaker 5: break after someone asked does someone want to take my
Speaker 5: wife to pickle down?
Speaker 3: It was no, but I do think it came over.
Speaker 3: I think it came after Stephanie said that Rusty's going
Speaker 3: to get a wean in his ear.
Speaker 5: So yeah, I want to know if you guys had
Speaker 5: to reset for all the laughter.
Speaker 2: And yeah, you know that Bob and Dave could not
Speaker 2: let that go. They probably ran with it, could you.
Speaker 3: I couldn't let it go if I had a line
Speaker 3: that was something about pickletown, we'd never get through a
Speaker 3: scene wife to my wife to pickle down?
Speaker 1: Please.
Speaker 3: Yeah, It's like, yeah, that was crazy.
Speaker 2: That was it is.
Speaker 1: I remember that episode though, Do you remember it?
Speaker 2: I do. Yeah, it's a great it's a I think
Speaker 2: it's one of the best written episodes of the series.
Speaker 3: Actually, oh yeah, I mean not the way we did it,
Speaker 3: but no, no, just like with actual humans playing all
Speaker 3: of the different parts.
Speaker 2: Yes, with real actors.
Speaker 5: Really.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's great when you get to them the best.
Speaker 3: I'm so glad they thought of ones though, where we're
Speaker 3: thinking out loud as well as speaking to really confuse everything.
Speaker 5: I found that.
Speaker 1: I think they did it intentionally. They try to screw us.
Speaker 2: Up, but we succeeded thanks a lot fantos.
Speaker 1: That was exhausting. My brain is tired. I don't even
Speaker 1: I don't know who I am.
Speaker 5: Well, that's funny because I was going to pitch the
Speaker 5: Jody Sweet and One Woman show for the next one.
Speaker 1: Look, don't tempt me with a weird time. You know.
Speaker 2: It was hard to switch back, like especially in the
Speaker 2: scenes where we were talking to ourselves, it was hard
Speaker 2: to switch back and forth.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Usually when I'm talking to myself, I have a
Speaker 3: very clear idea of whose A and who's B.
Speaker 1: You know, this was a little it was a little convoluted.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it was a Yeah, it was. It was
Speaker 2: more challenging in some ways, but definitely as fun as
Speaker 2: I was hoping it would be.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that was ridiculous. That was so ridiculous.
Speaker 3: I'm so glad that we did that. I'm so glad
Speaker 3: that that. Where did that idea come from? It came
Speaker 3: it sprouted out of something, sprouted out of something.
Speaker 1: I think it did.
Speaker 3: H No, I think it. I think we were talking
Speaker 3: about something and I was like, you know what we
Speaker 3: should do?
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're talking about maybe finding old scripts or doing table.
Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't know. We were like live,
Speaker 1: like we know we can't get it live.
Speaker 3: And then I think I think we were like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 3: we should do an episode and I was like, but
Speaker 3: we have to play all.
Speaker 1: Of the characters.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so great. If we do this again, I think
Speaker 2: we should maybe do just like a scene, not a
Speaker 2: whole episode. Yeah, and it should be a Kimmy Stephanie
Speaker 2: only scene that might be a little less confused.
Speaker 3: That's kind of hard to I mean, are there a
Speaker 3: lot of Kimmy stuff only scenes?
Speaker 1: Not till Fuller?
Speaker 2: Really, I feel like, oh yeah, not until later. Yeah
Speaker 2: we have a scene where we I pierce your ears?
Speaker 5: Can I also pitch that you do an AI scene
Speaker 5: between you two that would have happened, like I have
Speaker 5: like an AI Like.
Speaker 3: Write a scene between Kimmy and steph and see where
Speaker 3: it goes.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Oh, yes, let's do it. Oh my gosh, that would
Speaker 2: be great. Okay, that's a good idea.
Speaker 3: I have yet to ever use AI, but that's that
Speaker 3: feels like the thing to use it for.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you use it for good, not evil.
Speaker 1: Use it for good, right right? Yeah, bringing Kimmy and
Speaker 1: Stuff together.
Speaker 3: Not an evil like, you know, overthrowing election.
Speaker 2: But is it going to be Is it gonna be
Speaker 2: childhood Kimmy and Stuff or adult Kimmi and Stuff?
Speaker 3: I think you should be childhood Kimmy and Stuff. I mean,
Speaker 3: we're doing the full house, true true house.
Speaker 1: What am I ninety? We're doing full house, not fuller?
Speaker 1: So geez so acused. I'm so.
Speaker 3: I've aged myself fifteen years just trying to play all
Speaker 3: of these parts.
Speaker 2: You know, I have a headache and you need to
Speaker 2: go lay down.
Speaker 1: I have a headache.
Speaker 3: I haven't eaten yet, I've had too much coffee. It's
Speaker 3: this is it's wild, wild things happening in my brain.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I hope people aren't. I'm subscrib subscribing from this podcast
Speaker 2: right now because you know what they just listened to.
Speaker 1: No, I don't think so.
Speaker 3: They might have gotten five minutes in and been like, Okay,
Speaker 3: that was enough and skipped it. But really, the gold's
Speaker 3: at the end, guys, the golds at the end.
Speaker 2: So if you skip, yep, that's true. Yep, yep. Gotta
Speaker 2: listen to the whole thing.
Speaker 1: And Jensen, you were the best stage reading.
Speaker 2: Uh ever, yes, yeah, thanks Jensen, Thanks so much.
Speaker 1: And I feel like I feel like we need to
Speaker 1: have a shirt that says take my wife to pickle
Speaker 1: down or just a hot dog with.
Speaker 3: A face on it. It says it's the thing about
Speaker 3: Rusty getting a weeny and z ear.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, ridiculous. Oh my goodness, Oh thank yous for
Speaker 2: uh enjoying that or bearing with us enduring it.
Speaker 3: It was enduring it, Yeah, it was. We had so
Speaker 3: much fun though it was ridiculous. Thank you for letting
Speaker 3: us be absolutely ridiculous and enjoying it and having fun
Speaker 3: with us because we just we have so much fun
Speaker 3: doing that. I mean, you and I would probably do
Speaker 3: this if there was no recording. I just called you
Speaker 3: and be like, let's do this.
Speaker 2: We totally we would. We would absolutely do this on
Speaker 2: a random Friday night just hang out, you know why not? Sure?
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Speaker 3: but the house is full of all of the characters
Speaker 3: in my brain, all of them. I feel like I
Speaker 3: feel like I just played ninety people.
Speaker 5: You're like milk, You're like the mel blank of podcasting.
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh yeah, for sure. I mean my Bullwinkle was
Speaker 3: spot on.
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