Speaker 1: Calgary Audio. What's up, mother, So, Welcome to another episode
Speaker 1: mother Soco podcast. I'm your host, Michael black saying, I'm
Speaker 1: here with Chinese best motherfucking friends. Chinese best friend. Michael
Speaker 1: black said, I can't believe we survived. We're now at
Speaker 1: over twenty plus episodes. We're an eighteen today. That fast? Yeah,
Speaker 1: can you believe how first went? Eighteen weeks go by
Speaker 1: so fast? No, not eighteen weeks eighteen episode nigger, that
Speaker 1: means eighteen weeks I've been on the show. You fucking retalked.
Speaker 1: Excuse my language. You're really good at month Chinese best friend.
Speaker 1: You are very slow, Manto. Did you go to Cranshaw
Speaker 1: High No, Inglewood Elementary? I wish Long Beach, I see
Speaker 1: d C. I wish. Did you go to Van Nice
Speaker 1: High School? Yeah? It was there, graduated there with all
Speaker 1: these these nuts when I started comedy, every bit of
Speaker 1: the early nineties, you know, ninety three, whatever year that was, God,
Speaker 1: that's a long time ago. Three for goodness, gracious, best friend,
Speaker 1: Michael Blackston, you know we're two now. I don't know
Speaker 1: when this podcast is gonna air. Maybe it's no, he's
Speaker 1: gonna Chinese best friend. But when I started out one
Speaker 1: of the comedians that you know. He was a hot
Speaker 1: guy in Philly at that time. He was a guy
Speaker 1: that was on like he was good friends with like
Speaker 1: Charlie mag and Will Smith. So he had appearances on
Speaker 1: Fresh Prince of bel Air. Oh, I like that, she
Speaker 1: was on Depth Jam, he did Apolo. He was like
Speaker 1: he was a guy that everybody flowt up and looked
Speaker 1: up at. Just like Chris Tucker was to Atlanta, this
Speaker 1: Javon Pierson was to Philadelphia. He was our guy, and
Speaker 1: we go way back. He knows me very well, and
Speaker 1: I love having guys on the show that I've known
Speaker 1: for a long time. He had his ups and downs,
Speaker 1: you know, and he wouldn't talk all about it, but
Speaker 1: we want to hear about that. He's a funny guy
Speaker 1: and he's still a funny nigger. Money got my persons
Speaker 1: in the buildings and Pierson Pierson, what's up, Mike? Nothing
Speaker 1: suns up? The earphones got it? I got earphones. Damn.
Speaker 1: This is some fucking major ship. Yeah we made it, man.
Speaker 1: I can't believe me. Bank today my check. It's not
Speaker 1: Carton Banks principal. He's made it. I say nothing bout
Speaker 1: Bruce Lee, don't don't do it, Mike. I'm gonna I'm
Speaker 1: gonna destroy every game that the Sixers lost. They lost
Speaker 1: by less than five, every game that they lost. Ben
Speaker 1: Simmons lost by shooting. I'm like, what the fuck anything?
Speaker 1: But I would have forgave him. I have personal issues
Speaker 1: with Ben. Ben was I would have I would have
Speaker 1: forgiven if they were that beat Atlanta. Ben was in
Speaker 1: my was in my girl's DM, light skinned nigga ship right,
Speaker 1: Ben wasn't after the Kardashians after Ben was in my
Speaker 1: girl's DM on Snapchat, Ben bro and not mind you.
Speaker 1: I hooked this nigga up with a girl. This guy
Speaker 1: was like my homie homie and my girl the game
Speaker 1: and I called he was like friends, you know, but
Speaker 1: he like, you know what did he say in the
Speaker 1: DM instead of trying to shoot his shot shooting free throws?
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying? And I lost respect for
Speaker 1: him when he went to my You don't you know,
Speaker 1: like I don't give an I find my girl girl,
Speaker 1: m Yeah he was in my girls like yeah, he
Speaker 1: was in Rod's DM like NonStop being real thirsty. Wow,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? I lost respect for him
Speaker 1: when you did that, like, I have no interest in
Speaker 1: none of my friends. Girl. I don't give a ba's
Speaker 1: it's a certain situation where you don't funk with nobody
Speaker 1: else's girl. It's not that's another story, not your friends.
Speaker 1: But wait, he's in your d M about your girl girl.
Speaker 1: That's your girl, girl. Yeah, I know you, I know,
Speaker 1: I know your bit Yeah, but I'm saying he know
Speaker 1: what I mean, the bitches DM. He's in my girl
Speaker 1: girl's DM. That's light skinned niggership. Yeah. So I I
Speaker 1: lost respect for him then when he did that, and
Speaker 1: then he was consistent because at first what was in
Speaker 1: the d M? Yeah, please sell. He was trying to
Speaker 1: really hollow her, like you know, you don't need that
Speaker 1: little black twee gass his hand really drive mother, he
Speaker 1: got crooked team. Thing is wide open you. I'm telling
Speaker 1: you what he says. Because these young kids think because
Speaker 1: the NBA player, they got a hundred eighty four minlogy,
Speaker 1: could get any woman they want. You know what it
Speaker 1: is that ego best. So if you got a real woman,
Speaker 1: she ain't falling for. This is the bullshit with with him.
Speaker 1: This is the bull Okay, this is the bullshit with
Speaker 1: with with Ben Simmons. What's up, mother Sucks? This is
Speaker 1: African King up coming Michael Blackson. I'm here to ax
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Speaker 1: new episode every Tuesday. He ain't really us. He was
Speaker 1: in Europe. Put that mother fucker on twenty third in Cumberland.
Speaker 1: He get bust the funk up, beat up. You don't
Speaker 1: do that, Mike. He could have any good in the world. No, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: before that, before that he was making seventeen dollars a
Speaker 1: week and no, um the burger king working. Wait, why
Speaker 1: he's in college. Why he was overseas? We see what
Speaker 1: was the overseas? We mean that's where he came from
Speaker 1: from Australia. At LS you know he didn't, you know,
Speaker 1: he did what best Simmons. We're talking about Richard Simmons,
Speaker 1: Ben Simmons. He played two years at l and then
Speaker 1: we drafted him number one place. He was bulls. But
Speaker 1: his greatest thing was overseas in Australia, like Australia where
Speaker 1: he's born. He played college here he was he was
Speaker 1: full of ship and I have no he have no
Speaker 1: burger king well anyway, he was just I mean, I mean,
Speaker 1: we're not gonna We're not gonna take away his credit.
Speaker 1: He's a great defensive player. Yes, that's it. Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 1: Shooting guard. He should be practicing shooting ball, shooting the
Speaker 1: free throws, not shooting in your homies, dns are gonna
Speaker 1: come out the NFC East as the champions this year two.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Honestly, I would have to see the
Speaker 1: first I want to tell you that I can answer
Speaker 1: that to the first three or four games of the season.
Speaker 1: So see how they're playing, how everybody else is playing.
Speaker 1: Right now, I think the Cowboys finally give Press Doctors money.
Speaker 1: He's excited about finally getting money. He's gonna prove himself.
Speaker 1: That's one New York got better last year, New York
Speaker 1: is gonna get me better. Washington picked up the fucking
Speaker 1: practory guy. He's like a ninety yelle guy with beard
Speaker 1: that you cannot count him out. So we got that
Speaker 1: with him. And and then the Eagles technically, I mean,
Speaker 1: they aupposed to be really last place, so I'm not
Speaker 1: expecting too much from them. My hopes are not high
Speaker 1: for them. So even if they make it eight and eight,
Speaker 1: I blocked it. That was a great season, but I'm
Speaker 1: not going to say they're gonna win it. It's gonna
Speaker 1: at the end of the day, it's not gonna be
Speaker 1: a great division. The winner nine and seven is probably
Speaker 1: gonna win the division nine and seven, you know, so
Speaker 1: it would probably between Honestly, I expect the Cowboys to
Speaker 1: win the division this year, not on that some kind
Speaker 1: of magical um. The Eagles are gonna go twelve and
Speaker 1: three this year. Gonna bet your last eighteen dollars. I
Speaker 1: got seventeen dollars now, y'all seeing this live, Mike, you
Speaker 1: do not want to do I'm a gonna bet wait wait,
Speaker 1: hold what what whoa? Whoa whoa? Because you don't pay up,
Speaker 1: you never talking about I'll pay you right now, nid
Speaker 1: We'll pay me now after you win it. Beat Okay,
Speaker 1: I guarantee you that the Eagles will come out the
Speaker 1: NFC East Champions. You're taking away that twelve wins. Man, No,
Speaker 1: how many wins you think they'll have, don't don't put
Speaker 1: the crack away, don't smoke the weed in a crack,
Speaker 1: I don't smoke. Ain't no fifteen. Give me a realist.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get your realistic number. The Eagle is gonna
Speaker 1: be twelve and when is seventeen? Twelve and five? The
Speaker 1: Eagles is gonna be twelve and five this year. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna i'm a he said twelve five because my ten
Speaker 1: thousand dollars, one thousand dollars the Eagle you said, I'm
Speaker 1: not even gonna give you that much. I'm gonna just say,
Speaker 1: if they win over ten games, I'm gonna give you
Speaker 1: ten thousand dollars. What that's than that? You're gonna give
Speaker 1: me a thousand dollars or I'm gonna work for you
Speaker 1: for free. No you go, You're gonna get my fucking money.
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