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Speaker 1: Welcome to Brief Recess. I'm Michael Foote, I'm Melissa Malbranch.

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Speaker 1: Today we're going to be talking about nuns and their podcasts,

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Speaker 1: politicians posturing for the midterm elections, the record number of

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Speaker 1: Republicans who are retiring right now, Americans who love their gasoline,

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Speaker 1: Melissa's Ai fruit, Telenevella's an interview with Afroman, the man

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Speaker 1: behind the titular song Lemon pound Cake, and I'm going

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Speaker 1: to answer all your burning questions from my DMS, so

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Speaker 1: stick around. The only thing I know about the Latter

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Speaker 1: Day Saints is like, what was on the commercial in

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Speaker 1: the nineties. Do you remember that, like the infomocials that

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Speaker 1: would come up? Well, since you've run it now, your

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Speaker 1: algorithm is going to be have you seen the podcast

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Speaker 1: of the Nuns. Let's get into a sidebar with the

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Speaker 1: nuns Podcastle's what's happening with the nuns in America? Because

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Speaker 1: there they taking a break from praying and podcasting. Everyone

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Speaker 1: has a podcast. Now there are these two nuns. I'm obsessed.

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Speaker 1: Are they inhabits and stuff? Yeah, they're in like the

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Speaker 1: full WHOOPI Goldberg. They're doing yes, sister, It's like, are

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Speaker 1: they being cheeky. It's edited to be cheeky. I don't

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Speaker 1: know if they're intentionally being Are we sure that they're nuns?

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Speaker 1: I mean I didn't, I didn't they say they're No,

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Speaker 1: they say they're nuns, and it's like a faith based podcast.

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, but they're they're always like sister tell me,

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Speaker 1: and they tell like modern woman's stories from from the habit. Okay, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I know you have a lot of non trauma from

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Speaker 1: your life, so it probably doesn't hit as hard. It's

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Speaker 1: like whatever. Anyway, So I used to I used to.

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Speaker 2: I worked someplace where the office manager had been a

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Speaker 2: nun and she became a nun because she was a

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Speaker 2: lesbian and she was much older.

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Speaker 1: And she had said that in her day, like when

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Speaker 1: she became a nun because she was a lesbian.

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Speaker 2: Yes, because her family would have expected her to get married.

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Speaker 2: So she was so she was like, I don't know

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Speaker 2: what I'm going to do, but I know for a

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Speaker 2: fact that I don't want to be with a man.

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Speaker 1: She was like, I'm a celebrity, Get me out of

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Speaker 1: here house. And she was like, so I'm going to

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Speaker 1: become a nun. Good for her?

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Speaker 2: And so you know, I can't remember how long she

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Speaker 2: wasn't nun for, but she said she met her first girlfriend, and.

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Speaker 1: I would watch that next heated Rivalry season two. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: back in the monastery? What is it?

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Speaker 2: There are probably a lot of former nuns had that experience,

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Speaker 2: right right?

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Speaker 1: Is there like an is there team at the nunnery where.

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Speaker 3: They maybe because that's the.

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Speaker 4: Want to watch.

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Speaker 2: I don't know, but I remember thinking that was really funny, like, oh, okay,

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Speaker 2: and she was.

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Speaker 1: She joined because she was like, I'm too gay. I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna yes, imagine joining the sisterhood to like meet a girl.

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Speaker 3: I mean that's a meet cue, isn't it? I would read, Yeah,

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Speaker 3: I mean it's I.

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Speaker 2: Am not surprised that, like nineteen fifty six that somebody

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Speaker 2: who was a lesbian or a gay man would be

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Speaker 2: like what am I going to do? I know, I'll

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Speaker 2: be I'll be, you know, particly in a religious order.

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Speaker 1: I was hooking up in college with one of the

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Speaker 1: guys who was like in the like religious studies program,

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Speaker 1: but he was just like studying it as like a scholar.

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Speaker 1: And I remember for like was he out? Yeah okay?

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Speaker 1: And I remember for spring break he went to a

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Speaker 1: monastery for like a week, and I was like, I

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Speaker 1: it like a do you remember if it was a

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Speaker 1: silent retreat? I think it was. I think it was

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Speaker 1: a silent end of mine.

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Speaker 2: Did a silent retreat. And he said that like day

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Speaker 2: it was for ten days. Day three, he said he

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Speaker 2: felt like he was losing his money. He said, fuck,

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Speaker 2: but he's stayed. He stayed, and he was really happy

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Speaker 2: that he did it.

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Speaker 1: But he was like it was fucking hard, like.

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Speaker 2: No books, no, no podcasting, no podcasting, miss us, no podcasting,

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Speaker 1: Oh, because some people move their lips when they read. No,

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Speaker 1: that's probably why they do that. Can I tell you

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Speaker 1: something When I was who was the worst? Remember when

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Speaker 1: you were a little kid.

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Speaker 2: I don't know if they If they did this when

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Speaker 2: you were a kid, you would have to read something

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Speaker 2: So I would figure out where my poor heart, I

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Speaker 2: but like if some kid got stuck on a word,

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Speaker 2: I would like, let's say the word was hippopotamus and

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Speaker 2: the friend the kid was like, and I would and

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Speaker 2: so Melissa, you can't do that.

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Speaker 1: Sister Teresa was Sister.

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Speaker 2: Mary Claire Claire and I would get so mad when

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Speaker 1: Like, be on a word, and I'm just like you

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Speaker 1: freaking pet Anne. What just correcting all the kids that

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Speaker 1: I would do it all the time. And I remember

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Speaker 1: one time I asked the kids, I freaking know it all.

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Speaker 1: And you still to this day will be like I

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Speaker 1: told you, so, you still are. You've been that girl.

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Speaker 1: You've always been that girl. Yes, even in Sister Mary

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Speaker 1: Claire's class up. And so now I don't oh, I

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Speaker 1: make no, that's who I am. She's gonna correct you,

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Speaker 1: and I'm going to correct you and let the record reflect.

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Speaker 1: Let the record reflect.

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Speaker 2: And if you do something that I suggested that you

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Speaker 2: not do and it fucks up, I'm going to say

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Speaker 2: to you.

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Speaker 1: I told you Alyssa. I said, that's her all the time.

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Speaker 1: Should we call her, Let's see if she'll answer. She's

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Speaker 1: not going to answer. She's going to be somewhere. That's

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Speaker 1: the thing with Melissa, somewhere. She's not going to answer

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Speaker 1: because you know what, she's probably on a plane.

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Speaker 1: See, all right, she got a third concussion this year.

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Speaker 1: I know she did unbelievable. Asked.

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Speaker 2: I was like, why do you keep on hitting your head?

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Speaker 2: And she's like, I know it's not ideal.

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Speaker 3: I know it's not ideal.

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Speaker 1: So I got it out of her. I had to

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Speaker 1: pull out full litigation strategies just to get the information

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Speaker 1: out of her as to how she busted her head

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Speaker 1: for a third time. She walked into a glass door

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Speaker 3: It was her glass door in her home, in her house.

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Speaker 3: But let me take concerned about this is it is

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Speaker 3: never her fault. She she was like, my friend closed

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Speaker 1: What do you text? I'm testing one USA immediately which door?

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Speaker 1: Like what I mean? Was it like it was like

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Speaker 1: the sliding glass door to the patio. Oh, and she

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Speaker 1: out about this because I called her and she was like,

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Speaker 1: I'm driving and everything's really blurry. I was like, unless

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Speaker 1: I get off the rope, pull over I have a neighbor.

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Speaker 2: I have a neighbor who I can't remember why. Oh,

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Speaker 2: he was upset because our building, we live in a condo,

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Speaker 2: our building would not let him get an e bike.

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Speaker 1: Oh because they explode or whatever. And he said, the right,

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's why I don't. E bikes explode a little

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Speaker 3: bit like the lithium battery. Yes, yes, wow.

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Speaker 2: And so he said that the reason why he wanted

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Speaker 2: the DMV was going to take away his driver's license

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Speaker 2: because his vision was going. No, when I tell you,

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Speaker 1: Oh no, no, it's going to be flying down the

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Speaker 1: road on an e bike. Maybe I don't know what's worse.

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Speaker 1: All of it is dangerous. You needship with uber or

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Speaker 2: Thinking before before my dad died, I was like, at

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Speaker 2: some point, we're going to have to take his keys

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Speaker 1: And I was like, oh, man, man man, oh h oh,

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Speaker 1: is my grandmother. But Greek people have yayas, yeah, and Yaya.

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Speaker 1: Towards the end, my mom would have to teach me

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Speaker 2: I have a relative who does that with her husband.

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Speaker 2: She adds water to the wine so that he water

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Speaker 1: And I'm like, he doesn't, doesn't he know? And she

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Speaker 1: was like no, there's a TikTok this week that really

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Speaker 1: sent me to Jupiter. This girl was like, I know,

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Speaker 1: they're watering down the gasoline at the they're watering down

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Speaker 1: the gasoline with her on because it tastes different.

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Speaker 5: Oh bitch, this is what I'm saying. Girl, like I

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Speaker 5: weep for our nation, Like what is happening? She was like,

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Speaker 5: it tastes different than the war, Like it's funny.

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Speaker 1: But I'm also like, sugar, what did she really? I

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Speaker 1: think she was really joking. Oh yeah, you see that

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Speaker 1: show My Weird Addiction where she's eating the sofa cushion

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Speaker 1: and she was, I didn't. And they're always, they're always

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Speaker 1: the doctor is always sitting across from them like this.

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Speaker 1: I have to tell you my strange addictions. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: person's always like shocked. I couldn't munch, munch, munch, nibbling away.

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Speaker 1: What do you mean the cup of bleach I drank

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Speaker 2: This is not a show that I watched, but my

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Speaker 2: away and some of the ashes spilled and she started

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Speaker 1: been going every day. You still don't have it back.

433
00:23:04,320 --> 00:23:06,520
Speaker 1: I've been biking. I finally got it back yesterday, but

434
00:23:06,600 --> 00:23:08,960
Speaker 1: it was four days without my bike, and.

435
00:23:08,880 --> 00:23:11,199
Speaker 2: I was just showed up and it was untethered, like

436
00:23:11,280 --> 00:23:12,800
Speaker 2: the person had taken the lock off.

437
00:23:13,440 --> 00:23:16,000
Speaker 1: My lock was still locked, but they went over my

438
00:23:16,119 --> 00:23:19,159
Speaker 1: lock and left it there for days. I was like,

439
00:23:19,200 --> 00:23:22,280
Speaker 1: this person has some nerve and they and they don't

440
00:23:22,320 --> 00:23:25,440
Speaker 1: go anywhere, and they don't where are you? Yeah, don't

441
00:23:25,480 --> 00:23:27,480
Speaker 1: you have anything to do? I finally got it back,

442
00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:31,840
Speaker 1: and then I get a text message from the girl

443
00:23:31,880 --> 00:23:37,000
Speaker 1: who sells me my glasses okay at the store. Yeah,

444
00:23:37,160 --> 00:23:39,760
Speaker 1: she sent me a photo of me trying to unbuckle

445
00:23:39,800 --> 00:23:44,679
Speaker 1: my bike. So instead of being helpful, she was just

446
00:23:44,680 --> 00:23:45,560
Speaker 1: recording yours.

447
00:23:45,760 --> 00:23:46,120
Speaker 7: This You.

448
00:23:48,200 --> 00:23:52,160
Speaker 1: Just like me picking a fucking lock on the size,

449
00:23:52,200 --> 00:23:54,639
Speaker 1: sitting on the sidewalk, and so were you crying? I

450
00:23:54,720 --> 00:23:57,560
Speaker 1: was like, you just saw me on the street and

451
00:23:57,640 --> 00:24:02,639
Speaker 1: kept going. I kept going, Yeah, anyway, that's my algorithm

452
00:24:02,640 --> 00:24:06,639
Speaker 1: for this week. Wait, what's in your algorithm? Photo for me?

453
00:24:06,840 --> 00:24:10,119
Speaker 1: What is in my algorithm? You didn't say, Well, well,

454
00:24:10,720 --> 00:24:14,280
Speaker 1: like a disease. It's been infected by someone who's sending

455
00:24:14,280 --> 00:24:20,000
Speaker 1: me Ai fruit videos Melissa, the only Ai fruit videos

456
00:24:20,040 --> 00:24:20,720
Speaker 1: I want to see?

457
00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:25,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, which Ai fruit videos do you need to see?

458
00:24:25,359 --> 00:24:25,760
Speaker 1: Actually?

459
00:24:25,800 --> 00:24:26,280
Speaker 4: None? Yeah.

460
00:24:26,280 --> 00:24:28,080
Speaker 1: I was just gonna say, I don't think there's any.

461
00:24:28,480 --> 00:24:33,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know I'm not alone. Last week, for some reason,

462
00:24:34,520 --> 00:24:36,160
Speaker 2: all of a sudden, I started saying.

463
00:24:35,960 --> 00:24:39,200
Speaker 1: I know, we're not alone. We stand in solidarity with Melissa.

464
00:24:39,320 --> 00:24:41,840
Speaker 2: All of a sudden, I started seeing like these weird

465
00:24:41,960 --> 00:24:47,840
Speaker 2: AI vegetable soap operas. Now a lot more have come out,

466
00:24:47,880 --> 00:24:50,040
Speaker 2: and I'm losing interest. Like I will say, so it

467
00:24:50,040 --> 00:24:54,440
Speaker 2: did last very long season two. Yeah, yeah, but describe for.

468
00:24:54,440 --> 00:24:56,399
Speaker 1: The people at home who have taste, You have no

469
00:24:56,480 --> 00:25:00,240
Speaker 1: idea what this is? Fuck off? So the one that

470
00:25:00,280 --> 00:25:06,640
Speaker 1: I saw that really pulled me in. I hit myself.

471
00:25:07,160 --> 00:25:09,960
Speaker 1: It was a broccoli and the broccoli.

472
00:25:10,359 --> 00:25:12,720
Speaker 2: The broccoli was an old woman who's sixty years old,

473
00:25:12,760 --> 00:25:14,680
Speaker 2: because she keeps on saying, oh my god, I'm sixty

474
00:25:14,760 --> 00:25:20,360
Speaker 2: years old, who had an affair with a carrot and

475
00:25:20,400 --> 00:25:22,000
Speaker 2: she has a baby.

476
00:25:22,320 --> 00:25:26,800
Speaker 1: And my question was, how can a carrot and a

477
00:25:26,880 --> 00:25:29,600
Speaker 1: broccoli have a baby? And the baby is a broccoli

478
00:25:29,880 --> 00:25:30,840
Speaker 1: like wild.

479
00:25:32,520 --> 00:25:36,040
Speaker 2: Specie, And for some reason she's she's like really embarrassed

480
00:25:36,040 --> 00:25:39,040
Speaker 2: that she's had this broccoli baby. This, yeah, this broccoli baby,

481
00:25:39,080 --> 00:25:40,560
Speaker 2: and she throws it in the dumpster.

482
00:25:41,240 --> 00:25:44,480
Speaker 1: In fantasize, Yes, in fantasize, but the.

483
00:25:44,440 --> 00:25:49,000
Speaker 2: Broccoli baby is rescued by the old homeless potato woman.

484
00:25:52,760 --> 00:25:53,240
Speaker 4: Imagine.

485
00:25:53,280 --> 00:25:58,240
Speaker 1: I'm just imagining the backstage casting call homeless potato woman

486
00:25:58,800 --> 00:26:02,600
Speaker 1: seeking voice for homeless potato whe I don't.

487
00:26:02,480 --> 00:26:07,160
Speaker 2: Know, it's just and now they're getting like more like spicy, right,

488
00:26:07,200 --> 00:26:13,119
Speaker 2: So like there's a banana who's having a threesome with

489
00:26:13,240 --> 00:26:20,960
Speaker 2: some black beans. Oh and this is what happened either,

490
00:26:21,400 --> 00:26:23,120
Speaker 2: So I can't remember if it doesn't matter, I can't

491
00:26:23,119 --> 00:26:25,399
Speaker 2: remember if the banana wait, I don't remember if the

492
00:26:25,400 --> 00:26:27,960
Speaker 2: banana is male or female. But it doesn't matter because

493
00:26:27,960 --> 00:26:30,840
Speaker 2: then the spouse of the banana, who I think is

494
00:26:30,880 --> 00:26:31,560
Speaker 2: a strawberry.

495
00:26:31,680 --> 00:26:34,280
Speaker 1: Thank you for using the gender neutral term. I wouldn't

496
00:26:34,280 --> 00:26:36,960
Speaker 1: want this to ever get well, whatever doesn't matter.

497
00:26:37,200 --> 00:26:38,879
Speaker 2: I would have never want us to get canceled for

498
00:26:38,960 --> 00:26:43,360
Speaker 2: the ai fruit. And somehow the strawberry and the banana

499
00:26:43,400 --> 00:26:47,640
Speaker 2: get into it. She throws I think the banana gets

500
00:26:47,720 --> 00:26:50,359
Speaker 2: thrown out, and now the strawberry is having an affair

501
00:26:50,440 --> 00:26:51,400
Speaker 2: with the beans.

502
00:26:51,520 --> 00:26:53,520
Speaker 1: This is the days of our lives. Yes, and let

503
00:26:53,560 --> 00:26:55,399
Speaker 1: me tell you the reason why it's getting spicier is

504
00:26:55,440 --> 00:26:58,840
Speaker 1: because you're interacting with it. And now this ai bot

505
00:26:59,359 --> 00:27:03,320
Speaker 1: is creating more and more insane shit. It's absolutely wild.

506
00:27:03,640 --> 00:27:06,720
Speaker 1: A couple of beans and a banana. It's three beans,

507
00:27:07,480 --> 00:27:09,360
Speaker 1: that is, that's polyamory.

508
00:27:09,440 --> 00:27:13,080
Speaker 2: I mean that's but also like the beans are like

509
00:27:13,200 --> 00:27:13,960
Speaker 2: very muscular.

510
00:27:14,119 --> 00:27:16,119
Speaker 1: For some reason, I feel like this is like this

511
00:27:16,200 --> 00:27:18,640
Speaker 1: is vegan porn, Like I feel like the vegans are

512
00:27:18,680 --> 00:27:21,919
Speaker 1: watching this and getting off so fucking weird. But I

513
00:27:21,960 --> 00:27:23,240
Speaker 1: can't stop watching it.

514
00:27:23,400 --> 00:27:25,480
Speaker 2: Although I did say I put it to the side

515
00:27:25,480 --> 00:27:29,520
Speaker 2: and it's enough because the beans, the three beans and

516
00:27:29,560 --> 00:27:30,919
Speaker 2: the banana was too much for me.

517
00:27:31,200 --> 00:27:32,280
Speaker 1: It was too much for me.

518
00:27:32,880 --> 00:27:36,680
Speaker 2: So that's what's been in my algorithm. I need something else.

519
00:27:37,280 --> 00:27:38,240
Speaker 2: I want something else.

520
00:27:38,480 --> 00:27:41,720
Speaker 1: We'll get you. I'll start sending you something. Lastly, I

521
00:27:41,760 --> 00:27:45,240
Speaker 1: do have an update on the needles. Okay, I'm riveted.

522
00:27:47,040 --> 00:27:49,240
Speaker 1: I went back to the store because I saw my niece.

523
00:27:49,840 --> 00:27:54,800
Speaker 1: She took me to the Slime Museum of New York. Actually, no,

524
00:27:54,920 --> 00:27:58,879
Speaker 1: put some respect on their name. Slime Institute. Okay, sorry, Yeah,

525
00:27:58,960 --> 00:28:00,879
Speaker 1: I know there's a lot of reasons sarch happening at

526
00:28:00,880 --> 00:28:05,040
Speaker 1: this slime people. Yes, And so before we went, I

527
00:28:05,080 --> 00:28:08,119
Speaker 1: was like, you know what, let me check the store

528
00:28:08,560 --> 00:28:10,439
Speaker 1: for the need the needle. Let me go back to

529
00:28:10,520 --> 00:28:14,679
Speaker 1: the local toy store. I get there and there's a

530
00:28:14,800 --> 00:28:18,000
Speaker 1: new sign on the door. Oh, Michael, what does it say?

531
00:28:18,119 --> 00:28:22,720
Speaker 1: It says, if you're reading this, No, it's what does

532
00:28:22,760 --> 00:28:27,320
Speaker 1: it say, there's a nuke aimed for your face? Shut up?

533
00:28:27,720 --> 00:28:32,840
Speaker 1: All right? No new sign it says we still don't

534
00:28:32,960 --> 00:28:36,720
Speaker 1: have the needles. No one can find the FedEx box.

535
00:28:37,359 --> 00:28:41,520
Speaker 1: We've called them multiple times, like no, long, now it's

536
00:28:41,600 --> 00:28:43,400
Speaker 1: not Now it's not a sign on the door. Now

537
00:28:43,400 --> 00:28:45,480
Speaker 1: it's a missive Like what is going on.

538
00:28:46,480 --> 00:28:47,160
Speaker 4: The whole thing?

539
00:28:47,560 --> 00:28:50,920
Speaker 1: There's a whole thing because people are still harassing this

540
00:28:50,960 --> 00:28:54,120
Speaker 1: woman for these needles. And I asked my sister and

541
00:28:54,160 --> 00:28:56,080
Speaker 1: she said that my niece has her driving all over

542
00:28:56,120 --> 00:28:58,360
Speaker 1: Long Island looking for them, and they're nowhere to be found.

543
00:28:58,680 --> 00:29:01,200
Speaker 2: You know, when I was a kid, if we played

544
00:29:01,240 --> 00:29:04,000
Speaker 2: with rocks, well yeah, literally, no one give a shit

545
00:29:04,040 --> 00:29:05,560
Speaker 2: about us. But like when I was a kid, if

546
00:29:05,560 --> 00:29:10,120
Speaker 2: I wanted something, granted, nothing ever went this crazy. I

547
00:29:10,160 --> 00:29:13,880
Speaker 2: mean Cabbage Patch kids, but I don't know. My parents

548
00:29:13,920 --> 00:29:17,800
Speaker 2: would just say no, and I'd be like, okay. It's like,

549
00:29:17,920 --> 00:29:20,600
Speaker 2: you know, I've had this conversation with people. I grew

550
00:29:20,680 --> 00:29:23,480
Speaker 2: up in a house with guns, and the guns just listen,

551
00:29:23,480 --> 00:29:24,320
Speaker 2: my dad used to hunt.

552
00:29:24,480 --> 00:29:27,840
Speaker 1: Okay, sorry he went from being told no to guns, well, yes,

553
00:29:28,120 --> 00:29:29,240
Speaker 1: because I'll tell you why.

554
00:29:29,480 --> 00:29:32,040
Speaker 2: And because my dad used to go hunting and his

555
00:29:32,240 --> 00:29:35,560
Speaker 2: rifles were in his closet. They were not locked up,

556
00:29:36,360 --> 00:29:40,120
Speaker 2: the bullets were right there. And my dad said, was

557
00:29:40,160 --> 00:29:42,920
Speaker 2: this in New York or okay? Here here and in

558
00:29:42,960 --> 00:29:47,080
Speaker 2: Haiti but here and he said don't touch it.

559
00:29:47,280 --> 00:29:50,240
Speaker 1: And I didn't touch it. Like you know what I'm saying.

560
00:29:50,280 --> 00:29:53,480
Speaker 2: My parents would say no to stuff and I'd be

561
00:29:53,520 --> 00:29:56,160
Speaker 2: like okay, and now, when I got older, I would

562
00:29:56,200 --> 00:29:59,200
Speaker 2: argue with them. But when I was a kid, no no,

563
00:29:59,280 --> 00:30:02,600
Speaker 2: I said, no, okay, and I would cry. But like whatever,

564
00:30:04,280 --> 00:30:06,320
Speaker 2: my mother never would have taken me in the car

565
00:30:06,600 --> 00:30:09,000
Speaker 2: trapesing around the streets of Long Island to look for

566
00:30:09,040 --> 00:30:10,400
Speaker 2: this fucking slink.

567
00:30:10,480 --> 00:30:16,040
Speaker 1: It's the new generation. Slinky, slinky slinky. Melissa sent me

568
00:30:16,080 --> 00:30:21,000
Speaker 1: a photo of her confirmation this weekend is crazy.

569
00:30:21,720 --> 00:30:25,120
Speaker 2: I had braces and straight hair, and it was one

570
00:30:25,160 --> 00:30:28,120
Speaker 2: of those pictures where you know the double picture where

571
00:30:28,240 --> 00:30:30,800
Speaker 2: there's like you're looking straight and then the other you

572
00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:34,360
Speaker 2: was looking that way, and.

573
00:30:34,280 --> 00:30:38,800
Speaker 1: It was like modern photography. I think it was. I

574
00:30:38,840 --> 00:30:41,200
Speaker 1: think it was for my confirmation, the ghost of you

575
00:30:41,320 --> 00:30:44,240
Speaker 1: looking over the shoulder. It is so funny. It was

576
00:30:44,520 --> 00:30:48,440
Speaker 1: so funny for your confirmation. Yeah, all right, let's take

577
00:30:48,480 --> 00:30:53,880
Speaker 1: a break. This is under Oath. We're going to get

578
00:30:53,880 --> 00:30:56,800
Speaker 1: into a deep dive on an awesome topic in the

579
00:30:56,840 --> 00:31:01,040
Speaker 1: news right now. I'm really excited we have Afro joining us.

580
00:31:01,800 --> 00:31:05,240
Speaker 1: It's going to be so such a great interview. Afroman

581
00:31:05,480 --> 00:31:08,080
Speaker 1: is the Grammy nominated musician for his song Because I

582
00:31:08,120 --> 00:31:11,400
Speaker 1: Got High. It's about life in a hot air balloon.

583
00:31:12,320 --> 00:31:14,760
Speaker 1: It was released in two thousand and two, and he's

584
00:31:14,880 --> 00:31:20,520
Speaker 1: back now with his titular song Lemon pound Cake, which

585
00:31:20,960 --> 00:31:23,360
Speaker 1: is not about running a small bakery. It is not,

586
00:31:23,560 --> 00:31:26,040
Speaker 1: it's not. He joins us today to discuss how a

587
00:31:26,080 --> 00:31:31,120
Speaker 1: local sheriff's department rated his house under false pretenses and

588
00:31:31,200 --> 00:31:34,320
Speaker 1: then tried to play the victim and sue him for defamation.

589
00:31:34,960 --> 00:31:38,440
Speaker 1: And it's a case they recently lost, very famously all

590
00:31:38,520 --> 00:31:42,320
Speaker 1: over the headlines last week. So we are thrilled to

591
00:31:42,400 --> 00:31:47,760
Speaker 1: welcome Afroman too brief recess. Yay, Afroman. I have to

592
00:31:47,800 --> 00:31:50,960
Speaker 1: tell you my birthday is four twenty and the number

593
00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:54,600
Speaker 1: of people that forget to wish me happy birthday because

594
00:31:54,600 --> 00:31:57,800
Speaker 1: they're so high. I'm looking at you, Grandma.

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00:31:58,080 --> 00:32:00,640
Speaker 6: I think I just my drop at fortnite too, just

596
00:32:00,840 --> 00:32:02,000
Speaker 6: after this conversation.

597
00:32:02,320 --> 00:32:04,000
Speaker 1: That's a good idea. Please do.

598
00:32:06,240 --> 00:32:06,400
Speaker 4: Well.

599
00:32:06,440 --> 00:32:08,800
Speaker 1: Congratulations on your winn in court. We wanted to talk

600
00:32:08,840 --> 00:32:11,920
Speaker 1: to you a little bit today about your win. I

601
00:32:12,200 --> 00:32:16,240
Speaker 1: just can do a quick update for everyone. Afroman. His

602
00:32:16,400 --> 00:32:18,960
Speaker 1: home was broken into by police who were conducting a

603
00:32:19,080 --> 00:32:21,640
Speaker 1: raid based off false information. Isn't that right?

604
00:32:22,040 --> 00:32:22,440
Speaker 4: Yes, sir.

605
00:32:22,760 --> 00:32:26,160
Speaker 1: Thereafter, because they destroyed your property and ate your cake,

606
00:32:26,560 --> 00:32:31,000
Speaker 1: you wrote an album inspired by that experience, right, you

607
00:32:31,080 --> 00:32:36,520
Speaker 1: really turned lemon into lemonade actially, right, yes, And so

608
00:32:36,560 --> 00:32:38,280
Speaker 1: could you tell us a little bit more about that,

609
00:32:38,320 --> 00:32:40,880
Speaker 1: tell us about your experience and your court case and

610
00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:42,400
Speaker 1: sort of what happened.

611
00:32:42,320 --> 00:32:43,680
Speaker 4: The cops right in my house.

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00:32:44,520 --> 00:32:49,160
Speaker 6: You know, they have authority and power and I don't

613
00:32:49,160 --> 00:32:53,959
Speaker 6: have any They took advantage of that authority in power

614
00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:57,520
Speaker 6: and they e vandalize the place. And then they were

615
00:32:58,440 --> 00:33:05,280
Speaker 6: kind of cheerful and unapologetic about the destruction they left, right.

616
00:33:07,520 --> 00:33:09,960
Speaker 6: It kind of brought a little delight to their souls

617
00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:12,800
Speaker 6: that they that they destroyed my house. Even though they

618
00:33:12,800 --> 00:33:14,600
Speaker 6: didn't find nothing, they kind of got to kick and

619
00:33:15,240 --> 00:33:19,360
Speaker 6: destroy and everything. So anyway, I know you need police

620
00:33:19,400 --> 00:33:23,480
Speaker 6: in society. I mean, society needs a scarecrow. The bad

621
00:33:23,560 --> 00:33:25,560
Speaker 6: man needs to wake up and know that there is

622
00:33:25,680 --> 00:33:29,480
Speaker 6: consequences for his bad actions. So even if a police

623
00:33:29,480 --> 00:33:33,320
Speaker 6: officer didn't do anything, we need like a society scarecrow.

624
00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:36,880
Speaker 4: Sure, police officers at the.

625
00:33:36,840 --> 00:33:40,000
Speaker 6: Same time, you know, when people do wrong, they need

626
00:33:40,040 --> 00:33:43,480
Speaker 6: to be checked. Yeah, I thought about everything. They didn't

627
00:33:43,480 --> 00:33:46,040
Speaker 6: want to help me with the damages, so I make

628
00:33:46,120 --> 00:33:49,640
Speaker 6: money wrapping, so I didn't want to spend my because

629
00:33:49,680 --> 00:33:54,040
Speaker 6: I got high money paying for police damage. So I

630
00:33:54,200 --> 00:33:57,920
Speaker 6: thought I would write an album about the police officers

631
00:33:58,840 --> 00:34:03,840
Speaker 6: and let my story about them hey for their damage

632
00:34:04,080 --> 00:34:07,160
Speaker 6: that they brought to my house. That was my solution.

633
00:34:07,520 --> 00:34:09,600
Speaker 6: I didn't want to go down to the police department

634
00:34:09,640 --> 00:34:13,399
Speaker 6: and throw trash cans up against the door and get

635
00:34:13,480 --> 00:34:15,879
Speaker 6: arrested in the lawn and get taken in the jail

636
00:34:15,920 --> 00:34:19,680
Speaker 6: and get epstein. So I thought the most positive, constructive

637
00:34:19,680 --> 00:34:22,640
Speaker 6: thing I could do was to make money off the situation.

638
00:34:22,680 --> 00:34:24,560
Speaker 6: I thought about my life, and I thought about how

639
00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:27,480
Speaker 6: I sung my way through all my problems. I was

640
00:34:27,480 --> 00:34:30,360
Speaker 6: going to clean my room, but then I got hired.

641
00:34:30,440 --> 00:34:33,960
Speaker 6: You know, like, that song is not funny. I made

642
00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:36,719
Speaker 6: it funny after I put it on a piece of paper. Yeah,

643
00:34:37,280 --> 00:34:41,040
Speaker 6: and I let everybody laugh at my heartache and my disappointments.

644
00:34:40,560 --> 00:34:45,880
Speaker 6: And it turned funny with strength and time. But it

645
00:34:45,920 --> 00:34:48,879
Speaker 6: wasn't fun at first. But I remember how that song

646
00:34:49,040 --> 00:34:53,160
Speaker 6: helped me get through those bad times. So in other words,

647
00:34:53,320 --> 00:34:55,959
Speaker 6: in my life, I have rapped and sung my way

648
00:34:55,960 --> 00:34:59,960
Speaker 6: through my problems. So this is like another little thing,

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00:35:00,160 --> 00:35:01,719
Speaker 6: you know. Okay, all right, I'm gonna just make a

650
00:35:01,719 --> 00:35:05,040
Speaker 6: little song about these cops. And they got songs out

651
00:35:05,040 --> 00:35:07,480
Speaker 6: there like F the Police and I'm Gonna kill it.

652
00:35:07,800 --> 00:35:11,239
Speaker 4: Ic got cockyled. I didn't. I have never said F

653
00:35:11,320 --> 00:35:12,279
Speaker 4: the police. Man.

654
00:35:12,320 --> 00:35:14,960
Speaker 6: Police officers take pictures with me all day long. They

655
00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:17,600
Speaker 6: come over me with slices of lemon pound cake, they smiling,

656
00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:20,719
Speaker 6: you know, you know, hey, hey, hey, So I never

657
00:35:20,760 --> 00:35:22,919
Speaker 6: said fuck the police, and none of that. I called

658
00:35:22,920 --> 00:35:25,479
Speaker 6: them out by name. I found out who they were,

659
00:35:26,040 --> 00:35:28,280
Speaker 6: and I didn't even say fuck them. I just said,

660
00:35:28,680 --> 00:35:31,480
Speaker 6: you know, you really like my mom's lemon pound cake.

661
00:35:31,480 --> 00:35:35,400
Speaker 6: Look how you're looking at it, you know. And I

662
00:35:35,440 --> 00:35:37,480
Speaker 6: sold the records. They got a lot of they got

663
00:35:37,520 --> 00:35:40,080
Speaker 6: a lot of attention, not that much money. It's hard

664
00:35:40,080 --> 00:35:43,120
Speaker 6: to make It's hard to make money off of records

665
00:35:43,120 --> 00:35:46,840
Speaker 6: in you know, this side of two thousand. You know,

666
00:35:47,360 --> 00:35:49,520
Speaker 6: I was the first rapper to go viral, but that

667
00:35:49,680 --> 00:35:54,600
Speaker 6: was the beginning of artists getting ripped off. Like yeah,

668
00:35:54,760 --> 00:35:57,120
Speaker 6: the reason why I didn't go platinum is people didn't

669
00:35:57,120 --> 00:35:58,120
Speaker 6: have to pay for my record.

670
00:35:58,160 --> 00:36:01,400
Speaker 4: The whole world had it, and the body nobody want to.

671
00:36:01,400 --> 00:36:02,640
Speaker 4: They was like file share.

672
00:36:02,440 --> 00:36:03,879
Speaker 6: And they was just laughing at me in the street,

673
00:36:03,960 --> 00:36:07,440
Speaker 6: like I got your whole album free, dude, like you anyway,

674
00:36:07,560 --> 00:36:09,440
Speaker 6: blah blah.

675
00:36:09,520 --> 00:36:11,520
Speaker 4: So it didn't make that much.

676
00:36:11,600 --> 00:36:16,799
Speaker 6: Money record wise, you know, but I.

677
00:36:16,760 --> 00:36:17,960
Speaker 4: Think it paid for the damage.

678
00:36:18,160 --> 00:36:21,439
Speaker 6: The cops gave me about fourteen to thirty thousand dollars

679
00:36:21,480 --> 00:36:24,239
Speaker 6: worth of damage to my house, And last time I

680
00:36:24,280 --> 00:36:28,080
Speaker 6: looked at my royalty statements two three years ago, I

681
00:36:28,120 --> 00:36:34,480
Speaker 6: think I had them sold about like twenty five thirty

682
00:36:34,520 --> 00:36:37,320
Speaker 6: thousand dollars worth of lemon poundcake.

683
00:36:37,719 --> 00:36:39,680
Speaker 1: A lot of people don't know this, but you don't.

684
00:36:40,160 --> 00:36:42,960
Speaker 1: If the police damage your house while they are trying

685
00:36:43,040 --> 00:36:48,000
Speaker 1: to execute a search warren or are searching for evidence

686
00:36:48,120 --> 00:36:50,319
Speaker 1: or something, a lot of them, most people don't get

687
00:36:50,320 --> 00:36:54,719
Speaker 1: that money back. So in this case, you sued or

688
00:36:54,800 --> 00:36:58,520
Speaker 1: they sued you because you made this album about them,

689
00:36:58,840 --> 00:37:02,320
Speaker 1: and then you just won this case in court. Yes,

690
00:37:02,800 --> 00:37:04,959
Speaker 1: so you just won. I think it was last week.

691
00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:07,520
Speaker 1: What has life been like seven days?

692
00:37:07,719 --> 00:37:07,879
Speaker 6: Right?

693
00:37:07,920 --> 00:37:08,920
Speaker 1: How do you feel like?

694
00:37:08,960 --> 00:37:12,360
Speaker 2: What's the feeling like once once that sort of judgment

695
00:37:12,400 --> 00:37:14,120
Speaker 2: came in and you realize that you had won.

696
00:37:14,360 --> 00:37:15,160
Speaker 1: How did you feel?

697
00:37:15,640 --> 00:37:16,760
Speaker 4: So many different ways?

698
00:37:17,040 --> 00:37:20,680
Speaker 6: You know, like I felt like everything was a was

699
00:37:20,719 --> 00:37:24,760
Speaker 6: one of those weird lessons in disguises, like the Lord

700
00:37:24,800 --> 00:37:28,239
Speaker 6: works in mysterious ways, like the whail threw up and

701
00:37:28,320 --> 00:37:30,680
Speaker 6: Jonah was just in NINEV. You know what I'm saying,

702
00:37:33,080 --> 00:37:35,000
Speaker 6: It's like some stuff like that, Dude.

703
00:37:34,760 --> 00:37:37,279
Speaker 1: Like I can't do It's some old Testament shit.

704
00:37:37,400 --> 00:37:42,200
Speaker 6: I'm not I'm not an angel. I'm not super religious.

705
00:37:42,440 --> 00:37:44,560
Speaker 1: The Book of Afroman, Yes, I.

706
00:37:44,520 --> 00:37:45,040
Speaker 4: Guess you know.

707
00:37:45,120 --> 00:37:48,600
Speaker 6: God, you know from what I read and hear, God

708
00:37:48,800 --> 00:37:53,360
Speaker 6: infinite Jesus to see if he could give the average

709
00:37:53,440 --> 00:37:56,919
Speaker 6: human being faith. You hear what I'm saying, right, Yeah,

710
00:37:57,000 --> 00:38:00,640
Speaker 6: So he had to test drive Jesus before he sent

711
00:38:00,719 --> 00:38:04,400
Speaker 6: him into the public. So he made Jesus, he got baptized,

712
00:38:04,760 --> 00:38:07,760
Speaker 6: and then he said Jesus was led by the spirit

713
00:38:07,840 --> 00:38:09,839
Speaker 6: into the wilderness. I don't know if you guys are

714
00:38:09,880 --> 00:38:13,480
Speaker 6: familiar with that little sentence. I'm not a part of

715
00:38:13,640 --> 00:38:16,879
Speaker 6: the Lord's prayer or the daily prayer we supposed to pray.

716
00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:19,879
Speaker 6: Is you guys have probably heard that. Everybody stand up.

717
00:38:19,840 --> 00:38:22,160
Speaker 4: They go, our father, Jesus told us to.

718
00:38:22,080 --> 00:38:25,960
Speaker 6: Pray like this, our father, who aren't heaven. Okay, it

719
00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:28,600
Speaker 6: says all that stuff. Now there's this one key part.

720
00:38:29,160 --> 00:38:33,920
Speaker 6: He goes lead us not into temptation, but deliver us

721
00:38:33,960 --> 00:38:34,200
Speaker 6: for me.

722
00:38:35,160 --> 00:38:37,120
Speaker 4: Okay, now that line right there.

723
00:38:37,200 --> 00:38:39,440
Speaker 6: I believe that line right there stops you from getting

724
00:38:39,440 --> 00:38:40,520
Speaker 6: into mass shootings.

725
00:38:40,920 --> 00:38:45,040
Speaker 4: It stops, it stops, you know, it gets.

726
00:38:44,840 --> 00:38:46,960
Speaker 6: You out of that wrong place, wrong time, and you

727
00:38:46,960 --> 00:38:48,680
Speaker 6: don't get in the earthquake, you don't get on that

728
00:38:48,719 --> 00:38:49,919
Speaker 6: bad airplane, right.

729
00:38:49,960 --> 00:38:50,960
Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying.

730
00:38:51,560 --> 00:38:55,120
Speaker 6: So I really believe that God must have led the

731
00:38:55,120 --> 00:38:57,720
Speaker 6: cops to my house. It was just too much stuff

732
00:38:57,760 --> 00:38:59,600
Speaker 6: was falling in my hand. Like if you look at

733
00:38:59,640 --> 00:39:01,080
Speaker 6: my lick, I'm Lisa Video.

734
00:39:01,600 --> 00:39:02,760
Speaker 4: I can't pay.

735
00:39:04,239 --> 00:39:07,360
Speaker 6: A woman that's my enemy to say those things, like

736
00:39:07,440 --> 00:39:08,360
Speaker 6: to really set.

737
00:39:08,160 --> 00:39:10,600
Speaker 4: Me up that good? Like are you serious?

738
00:39:10,920 --> 00:39:11,360
Speaker 1: Yeah?

739
00:39:11,640 --> 00:39:15,400
Speaker 6: Yes, Like my only witness was the ex CoP's wife.

740
00:39:15,520 --> 00:39:18,759
Speaker 4: Like this is like this is like, well.

741
00:39:18,640 --> 00:39:22,279
Speaker 6: This is this is the masturbation material right here.

742
00:39:22,320 --> 00:39:22,960
Speaker 4: I don't believe.

743
00:39:23,640 --> 00:39:27,720
Speaker 1: For people who don't know the case, this dude on National.

744
00:39:27,320 --> 00:39:29,360
Speaker 6: TV talking about it, he don't know if I flipped

745
00:39:29,400 --> 00:39:30,200
Speaker 6: his life or not.

746
00:39:30,680 --> 00:39:32,680
Speaker 1: So basically, I just need to set it up so

747
00:39:32,680 --> 00:39:34,960
Speaker 1: people understand what you're talking about. Afterman, for people who

748
00:39:34,960 --> 00:39:38,680
Speaker 1: aren't familiar with your case in the trial that they

749
00:39:38,760 --> 00:39:42,680
Speaker 1: held in the defamation suit, a defense to defamation is

750
00:39:42,719 --> 00:39:45,160
Speaker 1: the truth, right, If you're telling the truth, then you

751
00:39:45,200 --> 00:39:48,800
Speaker 1: cannot sue that person for damages because they're not making

752
00:39:48,840 --> 00:39:51,719
Speaker 1: things up about you. Therefore it's not defamation. So what

753
00:39:51,760 --> 00:39:54,040
Speaker 1: Aferman had to do as part of his defense was

754
00:39:54,080 --> 00:39:56,680
Speaker 1: he had to call these people who he wrote songs about,

755
00:39:57,239 --> 00:39:59,880
Speaker 1: and the assertions he made in the songs he then

756
00:40:00,080 --> 00:40:02,520
Speaker 1: had to defend by proving the truth of what he

757
00:40:02,680 --> 00:40:05,360
Speaker 1: was saying. So, for example, in the song what is

758
00:40:05,360 --> 00:40:09,560
Speaker 1: it lickham Lo Lisa, he had to as part of

759
00:40:09,560 --> 00:40:14,680
Speaker 1: his defense, call certain witnesses to attest to the truth

760
00:40:14,960 --> 00:40:17,640
Speaker 1: of the lyrics of those songs. So that's what you're

761
00:40:17,640 --> 00:40:21,439
Speaker 1: talking about, right, yes, sir, Okay, why do you think

762
00:40:21,480 --> 00:40:24,600
Speaker 1: people were so drawn to the Because I think people

763
00:40:24,600 --> 00:40:27,040
Speaker 1: were really drawn to this case and it really took

764
00:40:27,080 --> 00:40:29,799
Speaker 1: over headlines, and I honestly think it's because of one

765
00:40:29,800 --> 00:40:32,400
Speaker 1: of these situations, the situation we're in in this country

766
00:40:32,640 --> 00:40:37,160
Speaker 1: where there's so many times where the little person, not

767
00:40:37,200 --> 00:40:39,200
Speaker 1: to call you a little person, but the person up

768
00:40:39,280 --> 00:40:44,080
Speaker 1: the David and the Goliath, the average person the David

769
00:40:44,120 --> 00:40:48,439
Speaker 1: and Goliath does. The David does not win because they're

770
00:40:48,520 --> 00:40:51,520
Speaker 1: up against a giant institution and they get the and

771
00:40:51,719 --> 00:40:54,799
Speaker 1: they don't win for that reason. But you won like

772
00:40:54,960 --> 00:40:58,279
Speaker 1: they issued you. They were trying to take the you know,

773
00:40:58,360 --> 00:41:01,040
Speaker 1: sue you for damages because you wrote the album. They

774
00:41:01,040 --> 00:41:03,600
Speaker 1: were the aggressor in the situation. They worked down your door.

775
00:41:03,640 --> 00:41:05,839
Speaker 1: They did thirty thousand dollars worth of damages to your

776
00:41:05,840 --> 00:41:09,000
Speaker 1: home for a search warrant that was based off a

777
00:41:09,040 --> 00:41:11,640
Speaker 1: tip that was erroneous. I don't think there was any truth.

778
00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:13,880
Speaker 1: There was no truth to it, right, And then they

779
00:41:13,880 --> 00:41:16,120
Speaker 1: were going to leave you with a bill, and then

780
00:41:16,600 --> 00:41:19,240
Speaker 1: they took you to court because you made this album

781
00:41:19,280 --> 00:41:22,600
Speaker 1: about them and claimed defination. Afreman, Let me ask you this,

782
00:41:22,719 --> 00:41:23,920
Speaker 1: how do you feel?

783
00:41:24,120 --> 00:41:24,359
Speaker 6: Right?

784
00:41:24,440 --> 00:41:28,120
Speaker 2: You know, since this happened, a lot of the sheriffs

785
00:41:28,120 --> 00:41:32,000
Speaker 2: have retired or they've left or they moved away. Do

786
00:41:32,080 --> 00:41:35,279
Speaker 2: you feel like, how do you feel that a part

787
00:41:35,280 --> 00:41:37,360
Speaker 2: of the reason why they've done that is because I

788
00:41:37,360 --> 00:41:39,160
Speaker 2: mean you basically dragged them.

789
00:41:39,239 --> 00:41:40,839
Speaker 1: You dragged them, right, you drag them.

790
00:41:41,160 --> 00:41:44,319
Speaker 2: You showed exactly what they did, how they did, and

791
00:41:44,400 --> 00:41:48,440
Speaker 2: they are I mean obviously humiliated, right as they should be.

792
00:41:49,760 --> 00:41:51,520
Speaker 1: What was like, what was the goal?

793
00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:54,880
Speaker 6: Like? The goal was to raise money and paid for

794
00:41:54,920 --> 00:41:58,239
Speaker 6: the damages. Personally, I thought they was tough, bad ass

795
00:41:58,239 --> 00:42:00,560
Speaker 6: conson they didn't give it. I have never care. I

796
00:42:00,600 --> 00:42:04,439
Speaker 6: have never seen a cop care about what I say

797
00:42:04,480 --> 00:42:08,239
Speaker 6: once he left. Yeah, these are some real super sensitive

798
00:42:08,320 --> 00:42:12,560
Speaker 6: poor sports. These other police officers are making fun of

799
00:42:12,560 --> 00:42:18,040
Speaker 6: these guys, dude, like, and I'm not. Yeah, so the key,

800
00:42:18,160 --> 00:42:22,120
Speaker 6: makey was My key was to pay for the damages. Yes,

801
00:42:22,239 --> 00:42:25,160
Speaker 6: so I was trying to make the songs juicy enough

802
00:42:26,400 --> 00:42:27,760
Speaker 6: for people to give.

803
00:42:27,600 --> 00:42:30,920
Speaker 2: A damn to VI, right, I mean so, I mean,

804
00:42:30,960 --> 00:42:33,359
Speaker 2: I feel like, even though I'm sure it was, you know,

805
00:42:33,480 --> 00:42:35,160
Speaker 2: such a pain to have to go through this in

806
00:42:35,200 --> 00:42:38,719
Speaker 2: the first place, but it feels like it's worked out

807
00:42:38,760 --> 00:42:41,640
Speaker 2: in your favor, Like it's gotten so much more attention

808
00:42:42,040 --> 00:42:43,200
Speaker 2: because of this case.

809
00:42:43,440 --> 00:42:46,000
Speaker 4: I hate to keep getting religious. I hate it. I

810
00:42:46,080 --> 00:42:48,840
Speaker 4: really do. I really want to stay nuture. Just gotta

811
00:42:48,920 --> 00:42:50,040
Speaker 4: be God right.

812
00:42:50,719 --> 00:42:55,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I hear you, or some sort of karmic retribution, Dude.

813
00:42:55,160 --> 00:42:58,879
Speaker 4: I drank Code forty five. I chase every woman. I see.

814
00:42:59,239 --> 00:43:02,600
Speaker 4: I'm not no, but this cut to be cut.

815
00:43:02,280 --> 00:43:08,040
Speaker 6: I've been trying to boost my followers for for for years.

816
00:43:08,360 --> 00:43:09,680
Speaker 4: I've had two hundred thousand.

817
00:43:10,239 --> 00:43:14,160
Speaker 6: I've had two hundred thousand people on Instagram for like

818
00:43:14,239 --> 00:43:16,040
Speaker 6: the last ten fifteen years.

819
00:43:16,160 --> 00:43:18,360
Speaker 4: I go crazy when it. When I finally get that

820
00:43:18,760 --> 00:43:20,759
Speaker 4: slow ass thousand, I'm like, oh my.

821
00:43:20,680 --> 00:43:24,800
Speaker 6: God, it just put up a number due to watch

822
00:43:24,880 --> 00:43:28,200
Speaker 6: eight hundred thousand people get on my situation in four

823
00:43:28,280 --> 00:43:29,120
Speaker 6: or five days.

824
00:43:29,320 --> 00:43:31,120
Speaker 1: That's incredible. It is incredible.

825
00:43:31,520 --> 00:43:34,280
Speaker 6: I can't do that. I didn't do that by myself.

826
00:43:34,520 --> 00:43:37,960
Speaker 6: Like God sent me these people, he gave me a story.

827
00:43:38,400 --> 00:43:43,080
Speaker 6: That's that's interesting, that that that people are financially involved in,

828
00:43:43,320 --> 00:43:47,560
Speaker 6: Like like this is I've tried everything. I've tried everything.

829
00:43:47,680 --> 00:43:50,440
Speaker 6: I wear different suits every night. I started doing the

830
00:43:50,520 --> 00:43:52,520
Speaker 6: Running Man forward and backwards.

831
00:43:52,640 --> 00:43:53,239
Speaker 4: I played it.

832
00:43:54,080 --> 00:43:59,120
Speaker 6: I have tried everything, and that's why I try everything.

833
00:43:59,640 --> 00:44:01,640
Speaker 6: I thought I was at my low. I don't know

834
00:44:01,680 --> 00:44:05,680
Speaker 6: if y'all ever seen trading places there you have it's

835
00:44:05,719 --> 00:44:07,840
Speaker 6: like when it's like when the dogs started being on

836
00:44:07,880 --> 00:44:09,960
Speaker 6: the guy and it started raining, Like it's like that

837
00:44:10,080 --> 00:44:10,399
Speaker 6: was my.

838
00:44:10,440 --> 00:44:13,920
Speaker 4: Part of the movie, Like they took down my door.

839
00:44:14,440 --> 00:44:17,959
Speaker 4: I'm powerless. My raps ain't taking off no more.

840
00:44:18,640 --> 00:44:22,480
Speaker 6: I thought about buying a silence, sir and getting an address.

841
00:44:22,560 --> 00:44:25,759
Speaker 6: I was feeling less than a man like. I was

842
00:44:25,800 --> 00:44:27,959
Speaker 6: feeling less than a man like. I was like, why

843
00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:31,279
Speaker 6: can't these guys you know, you think about slavery, you

844
00:44:31,320 --> 00:44:33,840
Speaker 6: think about disrespect, and you want to you want to

845
00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:36,000
Speaker 6: if that gonna stop, you know, maybe I need to

846
00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:38,040
Speaker 6: give up the ghosts. And and you know, you know

847
00:44:38,640 --> 00:44:42,160
Speaker 6: what what do I do? You know, because they get

848
00:44:42,160 --> 00:44:44,360
Speaker 6: to walk around with their guns but I don't.

849
00:44:44,560 --> 00:44:45,000
Speaker 4: And then I.

850
00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:49,160
Speaker 6: Realized how their ar fifteens couldn't.

851
00:44:48,880 --> 00:44:51,239
Speaker 4: Hurt me, but my jokes just kill them.

852
00:44:51,560 --> 00:44:54,719
Speaker 1: Yes, that's my silly little cake.

853
00:44:54,600 --> 00:44:58,040
Speaker 4: Song retired and sensitive acts.

854
00:44:58,280 --> 00:44:59,960
Speaker 1: Yes, you know what I'm saying.

855
00:45:01,200 --> 00:45:02,520
Speaker 4: Yeah, And you know.

856
00:45:02,520 --> 00:45:05,840
Speaker 6: What, here go God again? How many other people have

857
00:45:05,920 --> 00:45:06,799
Speaker 6: they done this too?

858
00:45:07,719 --> 00:45:10,520
Speaker 1: Countless right? Count platform who.

859
00:45:11,320 --> 00:45:14,600
Speaker 6: I won everything in that court? They didn't make me

860
00:45:14,640 --> 00:45:16,160
Speaker 6: pay for those people's hot dogs?

861
00:45:16,200 --> 00:45:17,120
Speaker 4: Soda? Is it nothing?

862
00:45:17,239 --> 00:45:19,399
Speaker 1: Did the police have to pay for your legal fees?

863
00:45:19,480 --> 00:45:21,920
Speaker 1: Now that you won in court? Are they paying your lawyers?

864
00:45:25,400 --> 00:45:28,799
Speaker 4: We get it, we get it.

865
00:45:28,920 --> 00:45:35,320
Speaker 1: So again, just to go on with what you know, Melissa,

866
00:45:35,360 --> 00:45:37,960
Speaker 1: stop trying to host this interview talking about neither of

867
00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:38,480
Speaker 1: us that's.

868
00:45:38,360 --> 00:45:40,480
Speaker 2: Talking to I was just gonna say, like like what

869
00:45:40,520 --> 00:45:43,680
Speaker 2: you've been saying, like like we say, look at God, right,

870
00:45:43,800 --> 00:45:45,959
Speaker 2: like look at this thing that just fell into your lap.

871
00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:49,799
Speaker 2: You couldn't have possibly if somebody had made a movie

872
00:45:49,840 --> 00:45:51,080
Speaker 2: about this, we wouldn't believe it.

873
00:45:51,400 --> 00:45:53,799
Speaker 6: Coples, you don't understand and be like, yeah, he called

874
00:45:53,880 --> 00:45:56,040
Speaker 6: me off the town cake and I'm mad about it.

875
00:45:56,120 --> 00:45:58,759
Speaker 4: I get hundreds of takes every day. I can't pay

876
00:45:58,840 --> 00:45:59,680
Speaker 4: nobody to be.

877
00:45:59,680 --> 00:46:03,600
Speaker 6: That Like this is like it's like super Troopers or something.

878
00:46:03,760 --> 00:46:07,760
Speaker 6: It's like police Academy is something goofy, Like I can't

879
00:46:07,840 --> 00:46:09,520
Speaker 6: pay for that, dude, Like what.

880
00:46:09,600 --> 00:46:13,400
Speaker 1: A script didn't you call? You called the police chief's

881
00:46:13,400 --> 00:46:15,719
Speaker 1: ex wife to the stand as a witness.

882
00:46:15,920 --> 00:46:20,160
Speaker 6: Uh, he wasn't the police. He was just like a regular. Uh. Yeah,

883
00:46:20,200 --> 00:46:22,600
Speaker 6: his name is Sean Grooms. I got a song called

884
00:46:22,840 --> 00:46:24,560
Speaker 6: Sean Grooming Grooms and he.

885
00:46:24,600 --> 00:46:28,239
Speaker 4: Blamed her force on me to find out.

886
00:46:28,440 --> 00:46:31,240
Speaker 1: What what did you ask his ex wife on the stand?

887
00:46:31,239 --> 00:46:32,600
Speaker 1: What did your lawyers ask.

888
00:46:32,840 --> 00:46:36,759
Speaker 6: If she had an restraining order against him? And all

889
00:46:36,880 --> 00:46:39,160
Speaker 6: kind of good stuff, you know, and just let him know.

890
00:46:39,760 --> 00:46:42,520
Speaker 6: The bottom line is he's a liar, and a liar

891
00:46:42,600 --> 00:46:45,040
Speaker 6: shouldn't have police authority or power.

892
00:46:45,360 --> 00:46:46,560
Speaker 4: He's a liar. Back character.

893
00:46:46,840 --> 00:46:49,280
Speaker 6: One other cop was married to an ex convict thief.

894
00:46:49,560 --> 00:46:51,160
Speaker 6: Now they say birds of a feather.

895
00:46:51,680 --> 00:46:53,560
Speaker 4: You can finish the rest of that. You know what

896
00:46:53,600 --> 00:46:54,040
Speaker 4: I'm saying.

897
00:46:55,600 --> 00:46:58,919
Speaker 6: Then another cop, you know, all the people in the town,

898
00:46:58,960 --> 00:47:00,880
Speaker 6: they say he's a statute to rapist, but he's a

899
00:47:00,920 --> 00:47:03,640
Speaker 6: sheer and can't nobody do nothing about it? And then

900
00:47:03,760 --> 00:47:05,880
Speaker 6: his brother, you can go look it up right now,

901
00:47:06,719 --> 00:47:10,800
Speaker 6: is a convicted pedophile that got fired from the people's

902
00:47:11,120 --> 00:47:12,800
Speaker 6: police department.

903
00:47:12,840 --> 00:47:14,279
Speaker 4: He's the chief of police over there.

904
00:47:14,480 --> 00:47:16,960
Speaker 1: Okay, we have we have live fact checking and that

905
00:47:17,120 --> 00:47:18,520
Speaker 1: has checked out to be true.

906
00:47:18,800 --> 00:47:22,520
Speaker 6: So yeah, brother, that's not defamation. And see that's why

907
00:47:22,560 --> 00:47:24,520
Speaker 6: they were trying to They were trying to sue me

908
00:47:24,560 --> 00:47:26,680
Speaker 6: and shut me up and steer me and intimidate me.

909
00:47:27,040 --> 00:47:30,160
Speaker 4: But I told the truth and what did the truth crew?

910
00:47:30,440 --> 00:47:31,680
Speaker 1: It set me free?

911
00:47:31,920 --> 00:47:35,000
Speaker 6: Yep, the deal and all of these rivers are just

912
00:47:35,120 --> 00:47:37,719
Speaker 6: leading back to the ocean of God, and it's like

913
00:47:37,760 --> 00:47:39,160
Speaker 6: it's got to be a blessing from God.

914
00:47:39,520 --> 00:47:41,640
Speaker 1: What's next for you? What are you working on? Now?

915
00:47:41,960 --> 00:47:45,080
Speaker 1: Where are you? Where are you headed next? You're in Texas?

916
00:47:45,200 --> 00:47:47,040
Speaker 1: What's on the horizon for Afro man?

917
00:47:47,239 --> 00:47:49,600
Speaker 4: I'm gonna run it down to you here, no, please,

918
00:47:50,239 --> 00:47:51,200
Speaker 4: here you go? All right?

919
00:47:51,320 --> 00:47:53,520
Speaker 6: First of all, the album's coming out. You know, I

920
00:47:53,560 --> 00:47:56,360
Speaker 6: am a rapper. First things first, McDonald always got to

921
00:47:56,360 --> 00:47:56,680
Speaker 6: serve you.

922
00:47:56,719 --> 00:47:58,600
Speaker 4: The Big Mac with the tope. You know we're gonna

923
00:47:58,640 --> 00:48:00,520
Speaker 4: come with the Macburry and the mac rid.

924
00:48:00,600 --> 00:48:02,799
Speaker 6: We don't do everything, but first we're gonna take care

925
00:48:02,840 --> 00:48:03,320
Speaker 6: of business.

926
00:48:03,560 --> 00:48:05,520
Speaker 4: We're gonna keep the Big Mac number one, number one.

927
00:48:05,520 --> 00:48:08,160
Speaker 1: I'm gonna make an out not to April nineteenth anywhere

928
00:48:08,160 --> 00:48:09,120
Speaker 1: you get music.

929
00:48:09,440 --> 00:48:12,560
Speaker 6: After that, the lemon pound cake line is coming. You

930
00:48:12,560 --> 00:48:13,120
Speaker 6: know what I'm saying.

931
00:48:13,480 --> 00:48:14,959
Speaker 4: I would like to get a big chain.

932
00:48:15,320 --> 00:48:17,960
Speaker 6: I would like to get a big chain that professionally

933
00:48:17,960 --> 00:48:20,000
Speaker 6: knows how to do it. But if they don't step up,

934
00:48:20,200 --> 00:48:22,319
Speaker 6: I'm gonna move on with a with a little man,

935
00:48:22,680 --> 00:48:23,680
Speaker 6: and I'm gonna make him.

936
00:48:23,600 --> 00:48:24,080
Speaker 4: A big man.

937
00:48:24,120 --> 00:48:27,160
Speaker 6: We're gonna big together. The limit pound cakes come together.

938
00:48:27,560 --> 00:48:32,279
Speaker 6: In the Afroman's signature Freedom of Speech American dream suit is.

939
00:48:32,239 --> 00:48:34,480
Speaker 1: Cuddled Beautiful all wear one on the show.

940
00:48:35,160 --> 00:48:38,200
Speaker 6: Yes, yes, it's coming after this suit, you know, just

941
00:48:38,280 --> 00:48:44,040
Speaker 6: more of it everything. The Afroman Superhero cartoon. If you

942
00:48:44,080 --> 00:48:48,120
Speaker 6: see the battle Hymn of the Police Whistleblower, I got

943
00:48:48,200 --> 00:48:54,040
Speaker 6: my super hero character. He's singing the last part of

944
00:48:54,080 --> 00:48:57,000
Speaker 6: my song as I lose my voice and he's dropping down.

945
00:48:57,480 --> 00:49:02,160
Speaker 6: But it's a superhero. This super hero is uh, he's

946
00:49:02,160 --> 00:49:06,040
Speaker 6: gonna he's gonna save society against bad cops. So when cops,

947
00:49:06,120 --> 00:49:09,080
Speaker 6: I'm gonna have cartoon cops like, hey, we're gonna steal

948
00:49:09,120 --> 00:49:11,680
Speaker 6: your money and plant drugs on you.

949
00:49:11,680 --> 00:49:12,640
Speaker 4: You're going to prison.

950
00:49:12,719 --> 00:49:15,920
Speaker 6: I'm gonna have like these these these these these bad.

951
00:49:15,719 --> 00:49:17,359
Speaker 4: Cops and then they're gonna be like is it a bird?

952
00:49:17,440 --> 00:49:17,879
Speaker 2: Is it a plan?

953
00:49:17,920 --> 00:49:20,400
Speaker 6: And this afro Man, and then the bad cops gonna

954
00:49:20,719 --> 00:49:22,520
Speaker 6: the bad cops are gonna be like afro Man.

955
00:49:22,560 --> 00:49:24,520
Speaker 4: They're gonna have guns and stuff. They're gonna start shaking.

956
00:49:24,880 --> 00:49:27,440
Speaker 6: Afro Man, Please don't wrap about us like kids.

957
00:49:27,480 --> 00:49:31,360
Speaker 4: Please, don't give us your emotional decess. Don't give us humiliation.

958
00:49:32,520 --> 00:49:35,800
Speaker 1: Don't wrap. They know they know what will happen.

959
00:49:35,920 --> 00:49:38,279
Speaker 6: I'm gonna start rapping and they're gonna run away, and

960
00:49:38,280 --> 00:49:40,640
Speaker 6: then all the community they're gonna be like, thanks afro

961
00:49:40,719 --> 00:49:42,399
Speaker 6: Man for saving us from the bad cop.

962
00:49:43,120 --> 00:49:46,280
Speaker 4: It's coming, brother, Well, thank you so much for turnings.

963
00:49:46,360 --> 00:49:46,640
Speaker 1: Thank you.

964
00:49:47,719 --> 00:49:51,000
Speaker 4: I can't wait for this disguise the limit.

965
00:49:51,400 --> 00:49:52,840
Speaker 1: We're so happy for you.

966
00:49:52,920 --> 00:49:57,160
Speaker 2: Like this just feels like you know, the little man

967
00:49:57,640 --> 00:49:59,320
Speaker 2: got ahead, do you know what I'm saying?

968
00:49:59,360 --> 00:50:00,640
Speaker 1: Like it's I think.

969
00:50:00,719 --> 00:50:03,479
Speaker 6: I thank God he used the foolish to confirm the wise.

970
00:50:03,560 --> 00:50:04,799
Speaker 6: He worked in mysterious ways.

971
00:50:05,200 --> 00:50:06,759
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think he let me.

972
00:50:06,960 --> 00:50:09,480
Speaker 6: He let this go down so he could use me

973
00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:16,280
Speaker 6: to bring worldwide attention to corruption in government period.

974
00:50:16,719 --> 00:50:19,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, and they can all see it.

975
00:50:19,239 --> 00:50:22,600
Speaker 6: I did it with rap music, no money, just a

976
00:50:22,600 --> 00:50:25,040
Speaker 6: little just a little goofy drunk wrapper.

977
00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:27,640
Speaker 1: Thank you, Thank you so much.

978
00:50:27,800 --> 00:50:31,279
Speaker 6: Closed the government to the world, and now all the

979
00:50:31,320 --> 00:50:34,360
Speaker 6: scholars and the little man can use his freedom of

980
00:50:34,400 --> 00:50:37,400
Speaker 6: speech to acknowledge there.

981
00:50:37,280 --> 00:50:38,040
Speaker 4: Is a problem.

982
00:50:38,600 --> 00:50:41,480
Speaker 6: Use his freedom of speech to address the problem. Use

983
00:50:41,560 --> 00:50:45,160
Speaker 6: his freedom of speech to solve the problem.

984
00:50:45,600 --> 00:50:50,840
Speaker 1: Amen. Hey, hey, oh so great. It's really nice to

985
00:50:50,880 --> 00:50:53,280
Speaker 1: talk to you. Thank you so much. Thank you afro

986
00:50:53,400 --> 00:50:58,800
Speaker 1: Man for joining us on brief research. Take care please.

987
00:50:59,080 --> 00:51:07,040
Speaker 1: Thank God God gave us like a low Lisa woman

988
00:51:07,800 --> 00:51:13,360
Speaker 1: going down on another woman. Thank you God for like Lisa.

989
00:51:14,640 --> 00:51:16,279
Speaker 1: He was just like, and I'm not religious, here's another

990
00:51:16,280 --> 00:51:23,800
Speaker 1: story about God. It's like so weirdness. That was actually

991
00:51:23,840 --> 00:51:24,719
Speaker 1: that was it was.

992
00:51:25,320 --> 00:51:25,879
Speaker 4: It was fun.

993
00:51:26,080 --> 00:51:28,480
Speaker 1: It was fun and he's, oh my God, he's kind

994
00:51:28,480 --> 00:51:33,080
Speaker 1: of cute, like God. Like, I was just like, he's adorable, right,

995
00:51:33,160 --> 00:51:35,640
Speaker 1: It was like I don't like God at all, but

996
00:51:35,760 --> 00:51:40,080
Speaker 1: let me quote him multiple times. You sent me here

997
00:51:40,160 --> 00:51:42,879
Speaker 1: and this whole situation was his doing. Yeah, it's got

998
00:51:42,880 --> 00:51:46,200
Speaker 1: to be good. It's got to be good, big mark.

999
00:51:47,840 --> 00:51:48,560
Speaker 4: In the middle.

1000
00:51:48,880 --> 00:51:51,040
Speaker 1: We got to keep it number one, the big back

1001
00:51:51,160 --> 00:51:53,760
Speaker 1: will always be number one on the menu. I'm gonna

1002
00:51:53,800 --> 00:51:56,960
Speaker 1: start saying that I love that. I love that. Love

1003
00:51:57,719 --> 00:52:00,480
Speaker 1: that was great. No, I love it because it You're right,

1004
00:52:00,600 --> 00:52:03,480
Speaker 1: it is like it like it feels like the little

1005
00:52:03,520 --> 00:52:05,520
Speaker 1: man finally a fucking win.

1006
00:52:05,840 --> 00:52:07,920
Speaker 2: And you know, and what he was saying, you know,

1007
00:52:08,360 --> 00:52:12,200
Speaker 2: not every not every rapper becomes jay Z right, you

1008
00:52:12,239 --> 00:52:14,640
Speaker 2: know what I'm saying, So like this idea that this

1009
00:52:14,719 --> 00:52:17,439
Speaker 2: rapper who's known form making like jokes, and he said

1010
00:52:17,440 --> 00:52:18,400
Speaker 2: that he'd been struggling.

1011
00:52:18,880 --> 00:52:21,080
Speaker 1: She was like a one hit wonder, correct, and this

1012
00:52:21,520 --> 00:52:21,879
Speaker 1: you know.

1013
00:52:21,800 --> 00:52:23,960
Speaker 2: It must be a terrible thing, right when the police

1014
00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:27,400
Speaker 2: come barging into your home. It's scary in all the things.

1015
00:52:27,960 --> 00:52:32,200
Speaker 2: And he took this terrible situation and look at what

1016
00:52:32,239 --> 00:52:35,480
Speaker 2: he's done. He's revitalized his career totally.

1017
00:52:35,600 --> 00:52:39,120
Speaker 1: And I think, like, like he said, they do this

1018
00:52:39,160 --> 00:52:41,400
Speaker 1: to so many people and we don't hear it. We

1019
00:52:41,480 --> 00:52:43,960
Speaker 1: never hear about it and they never get their bills paid.

1020
00:52:44,400 --> 00:52:48,239
Speaker 1: Nothing ever happens and there's no accountability. So I think

1021
00:52:48,280 --> 00:52:50,520
Speaker 1: this is like one of those rare times in fucking

1022
00:52:50,600 --> 00:52:53,320
Speaker 1: life and society where it feels like the bad guy's

1023
00:52:53,360 --> 00:52:55,759
Speaker 1: got what was coming, especially because.

1024
00:52:55,480 --> 00:52:58,680
Speaker 2: We know, like many times, far too many times the

1025
00:52:58,760 --> 00:53:02,600
Speaker 2: police have barged into someone's home and the person there

1026
00:53:02,680 --> 00:53:06,439
Speaker 2: gets killed. Right, So thank god this didn't happen to him,

1027
00:53:06,640 --> 00:53:10,120
Speaker 2: and he was able to take a scary, terrible situation

1028
00:53:10,480 --> 00:53:13,200
Speaker 2: and like make it really funny. And now he's got

1029
00:53:13,239 --> 00:53:15,760
Speaker 2: new followers and he's probably going to go on tour

1030
00:53:15,800 --> 00:53:17,200
Speaker 2: and do all this really cool stuff.

1031
00:53:17,280 --> 00:53:19,359
Speaker 1: I really want a big mac, I think I do.

1032
00:53:19,640 --> 00:53:21,640
Speaker 2: I want like some lemon pound cake. I love lemon

1033
00:53:21,640 --> 00:53:25,920
Speaker 2: pound I love lemon pound cake. I love a lemon dessert.

1034
00:53:26,000 --> 00:53:29,839
Speaker 1: Okay, we'll be right back. Let's get into the dams.

1035
00:53:29,880 --> 00:53:32,600
Speaker 1: I'm still so sick from whatever Brad fed me. No,

1036
00:53:32,800 --> 00:53:35,879
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Uh, this is tales from the Dams. Let's

1037
00:53:35,880 --> 00:53:38,680
Speaker 1: talk about all the crazy things I'll send us on

1038
00:53:38,719 --> 00:53:41,040
Speaker 1: the internet. You send me some really good stuff, and

1039
00:53:41,080 --> 00:53:43,200
Speaker 1: I have been better at keeping track of who sends

1040
00:53:43,239 --> 00:53:46,200
Speaker 1: me what and following up. And I'm asking people you know,

1041
00:53:46,280 --> 00:53:48,640
Speaker 1: can we read this? And then CJ gets involved, so

1042
00:53:48,719 --> 00:53:51,920
Speaker 1: we're being really official. I'm happy to hear that. Friends,

1043
00:53:51,960 --> 00:53:52,960
Speaker 1: What do I always say?

1044
00:53:53,080 --> 00:53:56,080
Speaker 2: While Michael is a lawyer, he is not your lawyer,

1045
00:53:56,320 --> 00:53:58,600
Speaker 2: so get your own.

1046
00:53:59,040 --> 00:54:01,360
Speaker 1: It's this one. I actually love this. This is just

1047
00:54:01,360 --> 00:54:05,000
Speaker 1: a good let's read some reviews. This is from last

1048
00:54:05,040 --> 00:54:08,120
Speaker 1: week's episode about the Epstein Files. Red Rose tells us

1049
00:54:08,360 --> 00:54:14,120
Speaker 1: the ongoing studio lighting changes are interesting to observe. It's

1050
00:54:14,120 --> 00:54:17,480
Speaker 1: Michael's fault. He's so vain. Oh, it's one hundred percent.

1051
00:54:17,520 --> 00:54:18,239
Speaker 1: I don't give a shit.

1052
00:54:18,440 --> 00:54:18,520
Speaker 6: No.

1053
00:54:18,680 --> 00:54:20,880
Speaker 1: Nick explained it to me and he really did a

1054
00:54:20,920 --> 00:54:23,239
Speaker 1: full breakdown for me at the lighting of how it

1055
00:54:23,320 --> 00:54:26,319
Speaker 1: reflects of certain boards and like how they use certain

1056
00:54:26,400 --> 00:54:29,680
Speaker 1: lighting and some studios and others. So I'm on the

1057
00:54:29,760 --> 00:54:31,839
Speaker 1: journey as well, and I'm enjoying it. I know you are.

1058
00:54:32,960 --> 00:54:36,560
Speaker 2: This is from Mandy. She was talking about the America's

1059
00:54:36,560 --> 00:54:41,839
Speaker 2: Next Top Model with Johanna laundry chair girl here, an

1060
00:54:41,880 --> 00:54:46,120
Speaker 2: active hippopotamus and pity potomatous lover. I need this podcast

1061
00:54:46,120 --> 00:54:48,960
Speaker 2: in my life. Thank you for the last the serious business,

1062
00:54:49,000 --> 00:54:52,360
Speaker 2: the tea, and the strong reality based perception of the world.

1063
00:54:52,440 --> 00:54:57,320
Speaker 2: It's warts and highlights. She likes pipulls. Piples are so cute.

1064
00:54:57,360 --> 00:54:57,879
Speaker 2: I love them.

1065
00:54:58,000 --> 00:55:00,480
Speaker 1: My sister had pippoles for many years when I was

1066
00:55:00,520 --> 00:55:06,040
Speaker 1: in college, and they were so snuggily, so nice, spooning

1067
00:55:06,400 --> 00:55:08,920
Speaker 1: on the sofa. They were really, really cute.

1068
00:55:08,920 --> 00:55:10,880
Speaker 2: When I was a kid, there was a pitbull in

1069
00:55:11,040 --> 00:55:15,239
Speaker 2: my neighborhood whose name was Cupcake, and Cupcake would would

1070
00:55:15,320 --> 00:55:17,680
Speaker 2: like lay down and like display and like beg for

1071
00:55:17,719 --> 00:55:18,279
Speaker 2: belly rubs.

1072
00:55:18,280 --> 00:55:21,759
Speaker 1: They're really sweet dogs. I've gotten more and more. It's

1073
00:55:21,760 --> 00:55:26,200
Speaker 1: not that I'm hoping something happens to Jack, but he

1074
00:55:26,400 --> 00:55:29,759
Speaker 1: is getting older. Actually I do need to fetch about

1075
00:55:29,800 --> 00:55:34,239
Speaker 1: this for a second, Okay, because I love Jack my dog. Yeah,

1076
00:55:34,280 --> 00:55:36,960
Speaker 1: my thirteen year old. She know he's not very nice,

1077
00:55:37,400 --> 00:55:41,520
Speaker 1: but he's he's getting old and he's demented. And is

1078
00:55:41,560 --> 00:55:44,560
Speaker 1: he demented? I think so? Does he sund down? Yes, okay,

1079
00:55:44,920 --> 00:55:47,759
Speaker 1: but I love him? No, Yes, of course. It is

1080
00:55:48,200 --> 00:55:52,160
Speaker 1: following me around, panting everywhere I go. And I'm reading

1081
00:55:52,239 --> 00:55:55,400
Speaker 1: about how dogs when they're older follow you around because

1082
00:55:55,440 --> 00:55:59,120
Speaker 1: they can't see or hear anymore, so they like smell you.

1083
00:55:59,160 --> 00:56:01,560
Speaker 1: They just kind of are turned. They're getting more like

1084
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Speaker 1: nervous about being alone. Yeah, and it's and it's sad. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's also annoying. It's on mine He's tippy tap dancing

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Speaker 1: with his long claws on my last fucking nerves some days,

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Speaker 1: and I'm like, I don't know how y'all caregivers do it.

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Speaker 1: I don't know how nurses do it. I don't know

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Speaker 1: how people in these jobs do this, because I'm like,

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Speaker 1: this is just my dog, and I get to leave

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Speaker 1: the house and like go live my life and come back.

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Speaker 1: But oh my god, leaving today, does he cry?

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Speaker 6: No?

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Speaker 1: Oh, he's just following me around, like looking for a

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Speaker 1: treat or whatever, just like trying to make sure I'm

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Speaker 1: home or not or whatever. And then and it's it's

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Speaker 1: most of the time it's really sweet, but today I

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Speaker 1: was like, I'm actually gonna lose my shit. You need

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Speaker 1: to get away from me, leave me alone for one second.

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Speaker 1: I can't go in the other room without him following me,

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Speaker 1: and it breaks my heart. The dog. It's also very frustrating.

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Speaker 1: It's really frustrating. But I know one day I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: like wish you were following me around and that I'm

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Speaker 1: annoyed by him not being there. But on the other

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Speaker 1: side of that coin, I've also been really excited about

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Speaker 1: potentially adopting another dog once Jack crosses the Rainbow Bridge,

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Speaker 1: which will probably be years from now. He's still thirteen,

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Speaker 1: is like actually kind of young for that breed, and

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Speaker 1: he's showing no sign of slowing down. He still goes

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Speaker 1: on like four walks a day for like a twenty

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Speaker 1: thirty forty minutes sometimes. But I'm like falling in love

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Speaker 1: with all these other dogs as I'm like looking around

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Speaker 1: on the end, I'm like, ooh, I'm actually really excited.

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Speaker 2: Andrey really wants a dog and I won't get one,

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Speaker 2: but but I look at them and they're so cute,

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Speaker 2: especially the ones who like need homes.

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Speaker 1: The Dodo. The Dodo is like the worst thing. They

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Speaker 1: just I can't it just really cute, and I know,

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Speaker 1: but I love it.

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Speaker 2: Just this homeless dog who all of a sudden finds

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Speaker 2: their home and now they're beautiful and I love I.

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Speaker 1: Saw one and it was like, we're going to test

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Speaker 1: her out for the weekend, and like before the video

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Speaker 1: was even over, there like there's no way they're taking

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Speaker 1: the dog shopping. I was like, there's no way you're

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Speaker 1: sending that dogs a sweater? Yeah? In credit card debt? Okay? Oh.

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Speaker 1: From the Boomer Banks episode, Nicole Phillips says, Melissa Michael

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Speaker 1: so perfectly pared as host. That makes every guest feel

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Speaker 1: like such a natural fit for them. And I'm always

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Speaker 1: obsessed with Melissa's jewelry. Nicole, what do you think of this?

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Speaker 1: I love that? What do you think of this? I

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Speaker 1: love this? Where'd you get that? States?

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Speaker 4: Oh my god?

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Speaker 1: All right, let's get into some questions. We got a

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Speaker 1: clip from CJ.

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Speaker 7: I have a quick question regarding actual dual citizenship from

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Speaker 7: the US to Canada. My son's great grandfather was born

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Speaker 7: in Canada, and I know that they had voted on

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Speaker 7: Bill C three to allow those descendants to apply, but

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Speaker 7: the extension temporary measure expired on March nineteenth. So at

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Speaker 7: this point, does my son have any way to apply

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Speaker 7: for Canadian citizenship due to his great grandfather being born there,

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Speaker 7: thus being a naturalized Canadian citizen?

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Speaker 1: Thanks so much? Okay, so this is actually I'm really

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Speaker 1: glad this came up because I'm actually doing this. Brad's

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00:59:17,760 --> 00:59:22,280
Speaker 1: great great grandmother was Canadian, so I was like, Boots, like,

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00:59:22,400 --> 00:59:25,760
Speaker 1: let's do it just for fun, like, let's have Canadian

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00:59:25,800 --> 00:59:28,560
Speaker 1: passports if we want them, why not. So I'm actually

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Speaker 1: in the middle of doing this right now. So I'm

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Speaker 1: glad glad you called in because I actually know a

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Speaker 1: lot about this. I'm in the middle of it right now.

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Speaker 1: And I think whoever gave you that March nineteenth extension

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00:59:37,040 --> 00:59:39,760
Speaker 1: deadline might have been wrong, or maybe we're talking about

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Speaker 1: different things here, But from my understanding, the C three

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Speaker 1: Bill is in full effect right now. We're almost in

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00:59:47,640 --> 00:59:50,280
Speaker 1: this ol air in April twenty twenty six, and there

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00:59:50,440 --> 00:59:54,920
Speaker 1: is no extension deadline that sort of felt that you

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00:59:55,000 --> 00:59:57,840
Speaker 1: are you have since passed, so I think you should

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Speaker 1: still be able to file for citizenship by descendant in Canada.

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Speaker 1: You're just going to have to prove that that just

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Speaker 1: that chain of descendant, right, So you're gonna have to

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Speaker 1: get the birth certificate of whatever. I guess it is

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Speaker 1: his great grandfather who is Canadian, So you'll need that

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Speaker 1: birth certificate to prove right that they're indeed related. Okay, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: so that's sort of how that works. And then you

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Speaker 1: follow it there. And I called. I had to call, and.

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Speaker 2: I talked to it was a super nice person. Of

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Speaker 2: super nice Canadian.

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Speaker 1: So I'm so stupid. I'm so stupid. I called and

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Speaker 1: this person had the craziest fucking accent accent and I

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Speaker 1: was like, wow, Michael, like you're so ignorant. You didn't

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Speaker 1: know that Canadians have these extreme accents. She was like hello,

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01:00:52,880 --> 01:00:57,400
Speaker 1: and I was like, huh, that is so obscure. Part

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01:00:57,560 --> 01:01:00,240
Speaker 1: of Canada? Is this person from? And she was like,

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01:01:00,320 --> 01:01:02,000
Speaker 1: oh yeah, I just went through this to me, so

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Speaker 1: from from Ireland?

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Speaker 6: All right.

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Speaker 1: I was just like, probably an immigrant from something. There's

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Speaker 1: also immigrants in Ireland. They're not all from canadamgrant. Immigrants

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Speaker 1: in Canada. Not everyone in Canada's Canadian. For example, you, Michael,

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Speaker 1: you're applying for Canadian citizenship, your stupid bit. You're applying

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01:01:25,600 --> 01:01:29,760
Speaker 1: with Brad or is Brad applying and I'm applying for Brad. No, no, no,

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01:01:29,840 --> 01:01:34,560
Speaker 1: I understand, I understand. Lord only knows what will happen

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01:01:34,600 --> 01:01:38,560
Speaker 1: if you. So then if Brad gets it, I will

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01:01:38,560 --> 01:01:42,680
Speaker 1: then apply on through him for me to get status.

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Speaker 1: But I'm doing the whole thing no, because he wouldn't

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Speaker 1: be able to. All right, Well, thank you so much

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Speaker 1: for sending in your dams. Thanks you for sending in

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Speaker 1: your messages. We've got some more. We'll get to them

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Speaker 1: next week. This was really fun. Thanks for joining us.

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Speaker 1: We'll see you next week, and before then, I'll see

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Speaker 1: you in court, not me. This has been an Exactly

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Speaker 1: Right production recorded at iHeart Studios, hosted by me, Michael

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Speaker 1: Foot and me Melissa Albrant. Our producer is CJ. Ferroni.

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Speaker 1: This episode was edited by Nicholas Galucci.

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Speaker 2: Our associate producer is Christina Chamberlain, and our guest booker

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Speaker 2: is Patrick Cootner.

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Speaker 1: Our theme song was composed by Tom Brifogel, with artwork

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Speaker 1: from Charlotte Delarue and Manessa Lilac, with photography by Brad Obono.

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Speaker 2: Brief Recess is executive produced by Karen Kilgareff, Georgia hart Stark,

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Speaker 2: and Danielle Kramer.

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Speaker 1: You can find me on Instagram at Department of Redundancy

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Speaker 1: Department or on TikTok at Michael Foot.

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Speaker 2: And I'm on both Instagram and TikTok as Melissa Albranch Got.

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