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Speaker 1: OKAYOPI you're a pedal. Get out of the park right now.

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Speaker 1: I'm calling the copsule. The story happened a few days ago,

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Speaker 1: only thought of posting it today. Lately, I had some

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Speaker 1: stress due to school as this year they gave us

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Speaker 1: a new curriculum that our school system is not designed for.

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Speaker 1: So I decided to go for a walk in the

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Speaker 1: park before it's too cold. A good idea, right, you know,

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Speaker 1: get a little brisk walk in the park for context.

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Speaker 1: During the event of the story, I was walking on

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Speaker 1: pavement and there were some children playing in front of

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Speaker 1: me a bit to the right. Also, please note that

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Speaker 1: I am under age of myself.

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Speaker 2: Loll.

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Speaker 1: Anyways, I was walking and I saw the children in

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Speaker 1: front of me. One of them looked at me, so

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Speaker 1: I smiled to him, which is a pretty natural reaction. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I would say, you do.

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Speaker 3: You're being a nice guy, newman. You're like, hey, I

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Speaker 3: used to be small. Need to be a wheel of

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Speaker 3: a lag. Betteries and cream? Betris and cream?

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Speaker 1: What's that from berries and cream?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 3: Bro, John's out of the loop.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if let me know in the comments.

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Speaker 1: Just just link me up, educate me. After a little

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Speaker 1: bit a woman who looks between the ages of twenty

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Speaker 1: five after thirty storms at me, why the f are

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Speaker 1: you smiling at my kid's ugd pedal? Excuse me, I

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Speaker 1: just smiled at your kid. Leave the park right now, bro,

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Speaker 1: he just smiled and just kicking him out of the park.

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Speaker 1: Smiled at a kid, and she's accusing him of pedophilia.

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Speaker 3: Like, oh my god, that's a jump man, that's a jump.

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Speaker 1: It really is a leap. Me, no, leave fing right now,

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Speaker 1: or I'm calling the freaking cops. Are seriously just like,

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Speaker 1: you're under arrest for smiling at a child. Get on

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Speaker 1: the ground, spread your cheeks. No, that's not gonna happen, Karen,

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Speaker 1: me call them, Call the police. Karen calls the cops,

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Speaker 1: So I sit on a nearby bench until they arrive.

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Speaker 1: I texted my parents and told them what happened. They

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Speaker 1: asked if I needed to come, and I said, no,

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Speaker 1: not really. Cops arrive five minutes later. What seems to

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Speaker 1: be the issue here, mayam?

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Speaker 3: Karen like how.

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Speaker 2: He's a little as a little as southern, Well, it

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Speaker 2: seems to be the issue here, ma'am.

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Speaker 1: There's naking my up and I'm gonna fix your issue, Karen,

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Speaker 1: this pet don't here assaulted my porn child?

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Speaker 3: Wait, assaulted?

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Speaker 1: Assaulted with smiles's assaulting with smiles. A nice woman walks

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Speaker 1: towards the officer. Officer, I've been sitting nearby, and she

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Speaker 1: is lying. This kid didn't even get close to her children.

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Speaker 1: Cop number one, are there any security cameras around? And

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Speaker 1: just as a note, op says, I don't know about

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Speaker 1: the US or Europe, but where I'm from, they have

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Speaker 1: lots of security cameras because fights are common, so I

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Speaker 1: guess they're recording everything. Cop number two points it a

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Speaker 1: nearby poll there's one right there. I see it. Cop

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Speaker 1: number one, alright, a oki DOOKI. Then I'm gonna go

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Speaker 1: check those recordings. Cop number two stay with them, and uh,

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Speaker 1: no one move a foot from here. Karen surprisingly is

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Speaker 1: looking smug for one reason or another. Cop number one

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Speaker 1: comes back, ma'am, this kid did not assault your children. However,

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Speaker 1: you will be charged for and just lists a bunch

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Speaker 1: of different charges, including a false report to the pl

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Speaker 1: and misuse of emergency number. Karen, before they can even react,

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Speaker 1: comes over and slaps me across the face.

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Speaker 3: What's that actual assault? Right there?

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Speaker 1: The cops immediately react by restraining her. Cop number two

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Speaker 1: handcuffed Karen. Cop number one. Are you okay there, sir? Me? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm fine. I'm fine. Thanks, Cop number one sir. If

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Speaker 1: you don't mind, I will need your ID as I

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Speaker 1: need to put all this in a police report. Here me, oh,

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Speaker 1: I don't have it actually, Cop number one, sir, then

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Speaker 1: I will have to find you me it's because I'm

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Speaker 1: still underage. Cop number one okay. The cops are ast

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Speaker 1: Karen for multiple charges. I don't know the exact details.

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Speaker 1: I thank the old woman who tried to help me,

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Speaker 1: though sadly they didn't listen to her. She told me

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Speaker 1: that this Karen is here every single week and she

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Speaker 1: comes here to watch her and laugh a bit.

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Speaker 3: Really, so this is a regular occurrence.

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Speaker 1: The rest isn't really important to the story, and this

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Speaker 1: is already really long. Hope you guys enjoyed it.

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Speaker 2: Damn dude, Like, why be so smug in your lie?

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Speaker 2: That's what I'd don't get. Like you know that they're

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Speaker 2: looking at the security footage, yet you're not backtracking at all?

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Speaker 1: Maybe maybe like Okay, so we already know that this

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Speaker 1: Karen is delusional because she thought a smile was an assault. Right,

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Speaker 1: we already know she's delusional. Perhaps she in her delusion

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Speaker 1: so thinks she's in the right, that she truly believes

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Speaker 1: that they're gonna come back and say, like, sorry, man,

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Speaker 1: we're gonna arrest your arrestless boy for you know, smiling

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Speaker 1: assault immediately, you know what I mean?

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Speaker 3: Like what I mean?

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Speaker 2: I could see that, I could see that that she's

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Speaker 2: just so delusional, that she is borderline schizophrenic and comes

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Speaker 2: up with these wild conclusions from nothing. But I think

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Speaker 2: it's probably just doubling down on just lies.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, what else can you do at that point?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: I used to date a girl that was a compulsive liar,

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Speaker 2: and you would catch her in the smallest lie. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: and then and you would have proof that she was lying,

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Speaker 2: and she would double down. She would not give in

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Speaker 2: no matter what, and she would create other lies to

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Speaker 2: support the initial why.

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Speaker 3: And like the whole web. I had broken up.

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Speaker 2: With her because of this situation, right, and then a

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Speaker 2: few years later we had started seeing each other again.

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Speaker 1: And it's always bad.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, good to see your ex that you broke up

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Speaker 2: for a good reason, right, And I had recommended she

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Speaker 2: get this dress from Los Angeles apparel. It was like

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Speaker 2: a little scarp. She told me that she bought it.

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Speaker 2: I don't really care, right, I don't care the way

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Speaker 2: it's a cool thing. Yeah, it's just a cool thing.

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Speaker 2: She told me she had bought it. And I'm like, oh,

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Speaker 2: like when is it coming? And then she's like, it's

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Speaker 2: coming like the thirteenth or something like it's coming tomorrow.

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Speaker 2: And then I and then I asked her tomorrow. I

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Speaker 2: was like, oh, where is It's like, oh, it's coming

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Speaker 2: next week. They're like and it was literally a non issue.

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Speaker 2: And then and like oh, like why why did the

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Speaker 2: date change? It's like, oh, there was a problem with

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Speaker 2: website and there was hackers and.

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Speaker 3: Hackers.

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Speaker 2: I was I was so ridiculously confused about why, Like

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Speaker 2: what were these MONI? And eventually I'm like do you

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Speaker 2: even buy it? And she starts crying.

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Speaker 3: And she's like no, I did it. I'm like, bro,

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Speaker 3: why are you making up all these lies? And it

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Speaker 3: was the dumbest, smallest thing.

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Speaker 2: If you're a compulsive liar, you just can't help yourself.

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Speaker 2: And I think this Karen was a compulsive liar.

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Speaker 1: Wow, that's a great story, true.

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Speaker 3: Story, dude. She went don't don't date compulsive liars. Is

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Speaker 3: it bad?

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Speaker 1: Listen today? Don't date compulsive liars. Don't smile at Karen's children. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's a big, one.

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Speaker 3: Big rule.

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Speaker 2: Wow.

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Speaker 1: Well there you have it everyone. I think that's another

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Speaker 1: successful episode there. And if you haven't already, which you

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Speaker 3: Spash it, baby.

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Speaker 1: We all know. I mean saying, we all know that

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Speaker 1: the YouTube fan, that's the real thing.

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Speaker 2: That's the real fan, that's the real we want to hear.

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Speaker 2: We want you, and we're glad you are here, and

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Speaker 2: we want to bring you in closer every day, every night.

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Speaker 2: So just do you all through the storm.

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Speaker 3: Yes.

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Speaker 1: By the way, people who subscribe and comment, we do

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Speaker 1: shout you out here.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, we do. So it is true, making that

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