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Speaker 1: All right, it's time for something funny, time for something.

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Speaker 2: Fine, I got something, a list, we all got something.

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Speaker 2: Just let you know right away when it ain't none

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Speaker 2: of your damn bit You may't see it, yeah, but.

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Speaker 3: Let it go.

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Speaker 2: Let it go.

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Speaker 4: What you keep, what you see, but it ain't your bit.

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Speaker 4: For instance, sure, yeah, you are going to have to

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Speaker 4: do some things now we have because you're not good.

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Speaker 4: You don't like this because you're bush.

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Speaker 1: But miss is real, blad.

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Speaker 3: I want you to read them.

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Speaker 4: This is really going on in people's lives. I want

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Speaker 4: you to read at least two of these, all of you,

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Speaker 4: and read it like you mean it.

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Speaker 3: Let's start off with you.

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Speaker 2: Here we go, all right, here we go. Number one,

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Speaker 2: This ain't none of your bitness. You see it. If

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Speaker 2: you see somebody throwing a large rug rolled up and

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Speaker 2: it's got feet hanging out, yeah.

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Speaker 4: That is dam.

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Speaker 2: Tell somebody.

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Speaker 5: Speak when you.

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Speaker 4: Walk back, how you doing, I'll tell you what.

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Speaker 3: I'll tell you what.

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Speaker 2: This is real.

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Speaker 5: When you at a restaurant, uh huh, you see somebody

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Speaker 5: in the back having a problem with the food, and

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Speaker 5: somebody holl out.

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Speaker 2: What the hell?

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Speaker 5: I just say, keep eating, don't you up?

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Speaker 1: Somebody get into it.

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Speaker 2: How many you got one?

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Speaker 3: I'll tell you what. If you at the restaurant see

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Speaker 3: a cow pass through the back and two chickens fly food,

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Speaker 3: that really ain't nothing yet? Business? What you go on?

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Speaker 3: Come on, try sure read one of these.

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Speaker 2: And big one, just big one.

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Speaker 1: Okay. If you see your neighbors kids, if they steal

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Speaker 1: a car or something and it's not yours.

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Speaker 2: Your damn, my neighbors don't know, then it don't.

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Speaker 4: If you see somebody with something on, they know, and

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Speaker 4: it looked like break your soul, damn. Okay, all right.

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Speaker 1: All right. If you see someone open the exit door. Okay,

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Speaker 1: you're at the movies and they let nine people in

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Speaker 1: the theater, Oh, come on that.

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Speaker 2: Movie starting.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. If you hanging out with some white folks at

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Speaker 3: the park and they hear something and walk through the woods,

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Speaker 3: let me tell you something that ain't got nothing to

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Speaker 3: do with you. That ain't none of you.

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Speaker 4: Go in there now that I agree with you.

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Speaker 2: Heard some lemon had one, lemon had one leton, have one?

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Speaker 2: All right, your homeboy, y'all been boys, feel that tight,

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Speaker 2: y'all tight, just hang out. All of a sudden you

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Speaker 2: see him hanging out hugged up with another dude.

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Speaker 4: That none of that.

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Speaker 3: You gotta be careful.

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Speaker 1: They don't say anything about this day.

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Speaker 5: If you see someone at the drive through take the

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Speaker 5: money and put it in his pocket, there ain't nothing

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Speaker 5: your damn you.

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Speaker 4: As wrong as you get your food, you just get

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Speaker 4: your food.

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Speaker 1: You gotta call the police.

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Speaker 5: You don't.

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Speaker 4: Don't drive off from that window. You don't know what

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Speaker 4: he going through. You don't know what that is at all.

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Speaker 2: Man.

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Speaker 4: If you in line, uh after amusement Paul, okay, yeah,

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Speaker 4: and somebody cut the line behind you.

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Speaker 3: That ain't you.

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Speaker 4: Come up here in front of me, but you cut

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Speaker 4: You see him cut right there like that right behind you.

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Speaker 2: That ain't your the line?

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Speaker 1: That's not right not.

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Speaker 2: Let me tell you that.

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Speaker 3: What if you wit your wife U and see your

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Speaker 3: girlfriend with another man? That really ain't your damn your

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Speaker 3: mouth you yeah saying that you.

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Speaker 1: Shouldn't say nothing, say any not.

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Speaker 2: A thing A good time.

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Speaker 1: I heard.

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Speaker 2: You're in the grocery store. You see somebody go over

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Speaker 2: to the grapes and they eat about they four handfuls

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Speaker 2: of break up a pounds, they eat a complete they

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Speaker 2: eat a pound break just set that getting great.

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Speaker 5: That ain't none of your tail visits that jan jan

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Speaker 5: is that that dealing? That's great? How about this jay?

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Speaker 5: But you have to bank uh huh, and you have

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Speaker 5: to wonder. And the man next to you have to

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Speaker 5: win to if you see him slide the note to

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Speaker 5: the tailor, Hey, that ain't none of your tail fee

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Speaker 5: give me my twenties, I han fu and let me

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Speaker 5: go get out.

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Speaker 2: All right. I'm with you, all right. You and you

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Speaker 2: in the coffee place right, you're sitting there, and you

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Speaker 2: see somebody get a handful of them sugars, just a handful,

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Speaker 2: two in each hand, two handfuls the packs. Put them

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Speaker 2: in their pocket. Hey, don't bother, I'm dia better again.

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Speaker 1: That's too many sugars, too much.

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Speaker 3: If you in the jail, uh huh.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: And you see somebody working out with a train, uh huh,

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Speaker 4: and the trainer tell him to do fifteen year oils

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Speaker 4: and he walk home and they don't do for six Yeah,

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Speaker 4: I gotta tell.

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Speaker 3: Honest.

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Speaker 1: It ain't got nothing to do with being honest.

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Speaker 4: Hey, this is John Legend. Hi, this is Felicious Shot. Hey,

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Speaker 4: this is Motown recording artist camp. Hey, I'm here, what's up?

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Speaker 2: This is Chris Rock.

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Speaker 3: Hey guys, what's up.

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Speaker 1: Good morning, This is Tony Braxton.

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Speaker 5: You already know what time it is, boy DC, Young Fly,

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Speaker 5: you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 4: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.