1 00:00:00,160 --> 00:00:02,560 Speaker 1: We're going down there to the church Shirley. That's where 2 00:00:02,600 --> 00:00:05,040 Speaker 1: we headed. We are headed down to the church house. 3 00:00:05,680 --> 00:00:10,520 Speaker 1: We got an issue. Well, I want my money back. 4 00:00:10,840 --> 00:00:14,360 Speaker 1: That's the name of the prank I want. Yes, Yes, 5 00:00:14,440 --> 00:00:16,520 Speaker 1: you know how many times have y'all gone to church? 6 00:00:16,720 --> 00:00:18,239 Speaker 1: How many times have you gone to church? You done 7 00:00:18,280 --> 00:00:21,800 Speaker 1: got dressed? You don't you done drove? You got that time? 8 00:00:22,680 --> 00:00:26,239 Speaker 1: And then past ain't there? Oh yeah, and here come 9 00:00:26,320 --> 00:00:30,400 Speaker 1: this guest pasty. I can't stand it. I didn't come 10 00:00:30,440 --> 00:00:33,000 Speaker 1: here for that. I came here for Pastor. You know 11 00:00:33,479 --> 00:00:36,280 Speaker 1: the tide that I did time. I want that, man. 12 00:00:38,479 --> 00:00:41,600 Speaker 2: Yes, don't you think pastors need a day off too? 13 00:00:41,680 --> 00:00:42,200 Speaker 3: Sometimes? 14 00:00:42,520 --> 00:00:47,960 Speaker 1: Hey you got you got Saturday, you got Monday Saturday 15 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:50,559 Speaker 1: that you can do everything you need to do Sunday. 16 00:00:50,800 --> 00:00:52,440 Speaker 1: I need to see Pastor when I come in there. 17 00:00:52,440 --> 00:00:54,560 Speaker 1: I need to worry from who I came to see. 18 00:00:54,960 --> 00:00:57,600 Speaker 1: That's what I did. I'm sorry, I can't. 19 00:00:57,760 --> 00:00:59,520 Speaker 2: I can't. And you about this guest past up here? 20 00:00:59,520 --> 00:01:00,280 Speaker 2: You know what time? 21 00:01:03,400 --> 00:01:05,080 Speaker 1: What about the priest from the Book of Roof, You 22 00:01:05,120 --> 00:01:09,160 Speaker 1: know that's a beautiful life. 23 00:01:10,120 --> 00:01:12,200 Speaker 2: What is the Old Testament stuff? 24 00:01:12,440 --> 00:01:17,640 Speaker 1: What is he doing when last time you heard turning 25 00:01:17,680 --> 00:01:26,640 Speaker 1: to the Book of Ruth. Wait, all right, but I 26 00:01:26,640 --> 00:01:27,399 Speaker 1: want my money back. 27 00:01:27,480 --> 00:01:30,479 Speaker 2: Let's go catch down here in Hello, I. 28 00:01:30,440 --> 00:01:33,920 Speaker 3: Need to speak to sister police Okay. 29 00:01:33,640 --> 00:01:34,120 Speaker 4: Who is this? 30 00:01:34,360 --> 00:01:36,720 Speaker 3: That's right? Here is Glen? All right, this is Glenn. 31 00:01:36,800 --> 00:01:38,800 Speaker 3: I need This is brother Glenn. Can I speak to 32 00:01:39,120 --> 00:01:40,600 Speaker 3: Sister Policia? But I have some please? 33 00:01:40,640 --> 00:01:42,960 Speaker 5: Okay, sir, how did you get my number? 34 00:01:43,160 --> 00:01:44,920 Speaker 3: I got your number from one of the deacons at 35 00:01:44,959 --> 00:01:45,360 Speaker 3: the church. 36 00:01:45,520 --> 00:01:46,680 Speaker 5: Okay, what deacon was that? 37 00:01:46,880 --> 00:01:49,360 Speaker 3: I don't even know the deacon name. I'm listen when 38 00:01:49,360 --> 00:01:51,400 Speaker 3: I'm trying to ask you, I'm trying to ask you, 39 00:01:51,480 --> 00:01:54,360 Speaker 3: can you reimburse me for some money that I put 40 00:01:54,400 --> 00:01:55,400 Speaker 3: in church on Sunday? 41 00:01:55,440 --> 00:01:57,880 Speaker 5: Okay, Well, can you just calm down just a little place, sir? 42 00:01:58,920 --> 00:02:01,560 Speaker 3: Look are you the fine to a person at the church? Yes? 43 00:02:01,600 --> 00:02:02,960 Speaker 5: I am. So what can I do for you? 44 00:02:03,040 --> 00:02:05,440 Speaker 3: I'm trying to get my money back that I put 45 00:02:05,480 --> 00:02:08,240 Speaker 3: in church on Sunday. I put one hundred dollars in 46 00:02:08,360 --> 00:02:10,280 Speaker 3: church on Sunday and I'm trying to get my one 47 00:02:10,320 --> 00:02:11,240 Speaker 3: hundred dollars back. 48 00:02:11,360 --> 00:02:13,080 Speaker 5: Okay, what did you not give from your heart? 49 00:02:13,280 --> 00:02:16,040 Speaker 3: I gave from my heart what I thought was gonna happen, 50 00:02:16,080 --> 00:02:17,000 Speaker 3: but it didn't happen. 51 00:02:17,200 --> 00:02:20,680 Speaker 4: Okay, help me, help you what you mean? Did what 52 00:02:20,720 --> 00:02:21,160 Speaker 4: didn't happen? 53 00:02:21,240 --> 00:02:24,880 Speaker 3: What didn't happen? Sir? Okay, Pastor wasn't there. Pastor was 54 00:02:24,919 --> 00:02:29,360 Speaker 3: not there on Sunday, and y'all had this guest minister 55 00:02:29,440 --> 00:02:32,000 Speaker 3: come in who ain't I ain't like him at all. 56 00:02:32,040 --> 00:02:36,120 Speaker 3: But the dog on the offering was before he even 57 00:02:36,200 --> 00:02:39,200 Speaker 3: got up to preach, so I didn't already gain my offering, 58 00:02:39,280 --> 00:02:42,600 Speaker 3: which was one hundred dollars, and then I didn't even 59 00:02:42,639 --> 00:02:45,240 Speaker 3: know Pastor wasn't Now you know what I'm saying. So 60 00:02:45,600 --> 00:02:47,680 Speaker 3: here I am giving a hundred dollars. I'm thinking, I 61 00:02:47,720 --> 00:02:50,200 Speaker 3: know I'm gonna get the word when Pastor there. But 62 00:02:50,360 --> 00:02:53,240 Speaker 3: y'all put this dude up. He coming from don't nobody 63 00:02:53,320 --> 00:02:55,400 Speaker 3: come from the book of Ruth no more? He was 64 00:02:55,440 --> 00:02:58,280 Speaker 3: at Ruth the Viticus. He was all over the place. 65 00:02:58,960 --> 00:03:01,400 Speaker 3: I want to get my dollars back. I ain't giving 66 00:03:01,440 --> 00:03:02,079 Speaker 3: to that, sir. 67 00:03:02,400 --> 00:03:04,280 Speaker 4: Do you not read the bulletin? I mean, how often 68 00:03:04,320 --> 00:03:05,320 Speaker 4: do you even come to church? 69 00:03:05,600 --> 00:03:07,919 Speaker 3: I come to church often. I mean, what does got 70 00:03:07,960 --> 00:03:08,680 Speaker 3: to do with anytime? 71 00:03:08,880 --> 00:03:10,680 Speaker 5: Well, if you were come a little often to read 72 00:03:10,680 --> 00:03:12,760 Speaker 5: the bulletins, or you would have known that pastor took 73 00:03:12,760 --> 00:03:13,280 Speaker 5: a vacation. 74 00:03:13,680 --> 00:03:18,079 Speaker 3: He took a vacation, so so everybody knew he wasn't 75 00:03:18,080 --> 00:03:18,639 Speaker 3: gonna be there. 76 00:03:18,840 --> 00:03:21,320 Speaker 5: Yes, sir, the regulars, the people that come regular to church, 77 00:03:21,400 --> 00:03:22,200 Speaker 5: they know that, sir. 78 00:03:22,480 --> 00:03:24,480 Speaker 3: Okay, well, I ain't know that. So I need I 79 00:03:24,520 --> 00:03:26,480 Speaker 3: need to get I need to get my money back. 80 00:03:26,560 --> 00:03:26,840 Speaker 5: Okay. 81 00:03:26,840 --> 00:03:28,800 Speaker 4: What I need you to do, though, is calm down. 82 00:03:29,200 --> 00:03:32,000 Speaker 3: I'm come. I'm just trying to say I want to 83 00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:34,480 Speaker 3: get my one hundred dollars. I'm not giving that, sirmon 84 00:03:34,520 --> 00:03:36,920 Speaker 3: I got on Sunday. I'm not giving one hundred dollars 85 00:03:36,960 --> 00:03:37,240 Speaker 3: for that. 86 00:03:37,400 --> 00:03:39,440 Speaker 5: Well, Sir, I cannot give you one hundred dollars back. 87 00:03:39,440 --> 00:03:39,680 Speaker 3: Okay. 88 00:03:39,800 --> 00:03:41,240 Speaker 4: We don't do no refund checks. 89 00:03:41,280 --> 00:03:43,160 Speaker 5: I can't do that. Okay. I have to wait your 90 00:03:43,160 --> 00:03:45,120 Speaker 5: pastor get back in because two people have to sign 91 00:03:45,160 --> 00:03:46,760 Speaker 5: a check. I can't even do that for you, sir. 92 00:03:47,360 --> 00:03:49,200 Speaker 5: Matter of fact, I'm not even at work right now. 93 00:03:49,600 --> 00:03:52,000 Speaker 3: Okay. So am I gonna get my one hundred dollars back? 94 00:03:52,160 --> 00:03:54,720 Speaker 5: Okay, sir? Why don't you just call the church on 95 00:03:54,840 --> 00:03:57,320 Speaker 5: tomorrow and then we can go from there. Okay, I'm not. 96 00:03:57,360 --> 00:04:00,200 Speaker 3: Calling I'm not calling the church tomorrow. I tell you what. 97 00:04:00,320 --> 00:04:01,840 Speaker 3: You know what, you know what I'm gonna do. I'm 98 00:04:01,840 --> 00:04:04,040 Speaker 3: gonna come up there tomorrow and you're gonna give me 99 00:04:04,040 --> 00:04:06,280 Speaker 3: my one hundred dollars. Either it's in a check or 100 00:04:06,320 --> 00:04:10,320 Speaker 3: it's in cash. But you spens, sister, Felicia Patterson, you're 101 00:04:10,320 --> 00:04:11,840 Speaker 3: gonna give me my money? 102 00:04:12,520 --> 00:04:15,880 Speaker 4: You say, what did you just cuss me? 103 00:04:16,160 --> 00:04:19,760 Speaker 3: I just told you that come tomorrow, I'm coming up 104 00:04:19,760 --> 00:04:22,479 Speaker 3: there to get my damn hundred dollars. Whether it's in 105 00:04:22,520 --> 00:04:24,720 Speaker 3: a check or whether it's in cash, I don't care 106 00:04:24,760 --> 00:04:25,080 Speaker 3: what is. 107 00:04:25,120 --> 00:04:27,560 Speaker 4: He Let me tell you something, sir, you ain't getting 108 00:04:27,600 --> 00:04:30,320 Speaker 4: nothing from us. I dot you call here and cuss 109 00:04:30,400 --> 00:04:33,200 Speaker 4: me asking for some money. Bab You don't now you're 110 00:04:33,200 --> 00:04:34,840 Speaker 4: giving your money from your heart. It doesn't not a 111 00:04:34,880 --> 00:04:36,640 Speaker 4: whole off there preaching the word of God. You give 112 00:04:36,760 --> 00:04:39,719 Speaker 4: because you love God. You ever thought to me like 113 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:42,880 Speaker 4: I'll strip you naked, Jimmy, You know what? You better 114 00:04:42,960 --> 00:04:45,719 Speaker 4: be glad this ain't twenty years ago, because I'll cussed 115 00:04:45,760 --> 00:04:50,200 Speaker 4: you from a causey But he's saying me because you 116 00:04:50,200 --> 00:04:52,520 Speaker 4: know how you're gonna cushing. But I tell you what 117 00:04:52,680 --> 00:04:55,560 Speaker 4: I will do, young man, I want you to say. 118 00:04:55,480 --> 00:04:56,120 Speaker 5: Your name is again. 119 00:04:56,920 --> 00:04:59,000 Speaker 3: I'm brother Glenn, Brother Glenn. 120 00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:01,960 Speaker 4: When I see you, I'm gonna give you no for 121 00:05:02,160 --> 00:05:03,640 Speaker 4: the fellowship. Do you hear me? 122 00:05:04,040 --> 00:05:05,320 Speaker 3: Do you ain't come up with something? 123 00:05:05,600 --> 00:05:07,760 Speaker 4: Because that's how you treat God's people. You have been 124 00:05:07,839 --> 00:05:08,800 Speaker 4: talking to me ignocance. 125 00:05:08,839 --> 00:05:09,679 Speaker 3: I've picked up the phone. 126 00:05:09,800 --> 00:05:11,919 Speaker 4: You ain't saying Hi, man? He doing man? Can you 127 00:05:11,960 --> 00:05:12,200 Speaker 4: help me? 128 00:05:12,200 --> 00:05:12,599 Speaker 3: Make? 129 00:05:12,640 --> 00:05:15,159 Speaker 4: You just start cussing hollering at me? You don't talk 130 00:05:15,200 --> 00:05:17,120 Speaker 4: to people like that. You don't even sound like a Christian. 131 00:05:17,240 --> 00:05:18,159 Speaker 4: But you don't do that? 132 00:05:18,880 --> 00:05:19,520 Speaker 3: Can you hear me? 133 00:05:19,640 --> 00:05:20,520 Speaker 4: Right now? 134 00:05:20,560 --> 00:05:22,040 Speaker 3: You want something? People you ask? 135 00:05:22,839 --> 00:05:23,960 Speaker 4: That's what the word that you have? 136 00:05:24,120 --> 00:05:26,000 Speaker 3: Not? Because you not? You don't call. 137 00:05:26,040 --> 00:05:26,840 Speaker 4: You're hollering at me. 138 00:05:27,360 --> 00:05:31,240 Speaker 3: Can you help me? I can't I hear you come call? 139 00:05:31,320 --> 00:05:34,440 Speaker 4: You're cussing at me? Oh Lord help me? 140 00:05:35,240 --> 00:05:38,719 Speaker 3: Can I sister? Police? Can I? I mean? I just 141 00:05:38,720 --> 00:05:40,280 Speaker 3: want to change something else till you your own? 142 00:05:40,320 --> 00:05:40,440 Speaker 4: Man? 143 00:05:40,480 --> 00:05:41,400 Speaker 3: Can I say something? 144 00:05:41,839 --> 00:05:43,080 Speaker 4: You can't say nothing to me? 145 00:05:43,560 --> 00:05:44,720 Speaker 3: But do you know what you need to do? 146 00:05:45,200 --> 00:05:46,880 Speaker 4: Go get you some manners? 147 00:05:47,600 --> 00:05:50,120 Speaker 3: Yes, yes, yes, ma'am. But I but it's one more 148 00:05:50,160 --> 00:05:51,279 Speaker 3: thing I just wanted to say to you. 149 00:05:51,320 --> 00:05:52,280 Speaker 4: Ain't no one more thing. 150 00:05:52,440 --> 00:05:55,960 Speaker 3: Ain't no one more thing, Okay, But I just I 151 00:05:56,040 --> 00:05:57,679 Speaker 3: just wanted to tell you this, sister Police. 152 00:05:57,760 --> 00:06:00,760 Speaker 4: I want to anybody to tell you you ain't got 153 00:06:00,760 --> 00:06:01,039 Speaker 4: them to. 154 00:06:01,080 --> 00:06:03,680 Speaker 3: Tell me, yes, ma'am, Yes, ma'am. But I want to 155 00:06:03,720 --> 00:06:07,239 Speaker 3: say this though. This is nephew Tommy from the Steve 156 00:06:07,360 --> 00:06:11,479 Speaker 3: Harvey Morning Show. Your girlfriend, sister Doris got me the 157 00:06:11,520 --> 00:06:15,960 Speaker 3: prank phone called you, sister police. 158 00:06:16,920 --> 00:06:22,839 Speaker 5: Oh my god, who I am going to get? 159 00:06:22,960 --> 00:06:26,000 Speaker 4: Damis? Oh? Yes, I am Tommy. 160 00:06:26,080 --> 00:06:27,880 Speaker 5: Yes, I hello Steve. 161 00:06:28,880 --> 00:06:31,280 Speaker 3: No, no, ma'am, no, ma'am. Steve is out of here 162 00:06:31,320 --> 00:06:31,599 Speaker 3: with me. 163 00:06:32,960 --> 00:06:36,720 Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm gonna need to have a 164 00:06:36,839 --> 00:06:38,839 Speaker 4: prive and mama with sister Dolls. 165 00:06:39,680 --> 00:06:40,880 Speaker 3: Yes, got to be private. 166 00:06:40,960 --> 00:06:43,040 Speaker 5: Can't nobody here, but I got to share with her. 167 00:06:43,520 --> 00:06:46,239 Speaker 3: Yes, it's gonna just be me hor and the lost sister. 168 00:06:47,680 --> 00:06:51,200 Speaker 3: She told me, she said, my girlfriend is blessed highly 169 00:06:51,360 --> 00:06:53,840 Speaker 3: favor but saved. And she said, I want you to 170 00:06:53,880 --> 00:06:56,440 Speaker 3: see if you can push her. But sister, I did, 171 00:06:56,600 --> 00:06:58,599 Speaker 3: the sister police, and you you you rolled it out. 172 00:06:58,640 --> 00:07:01,360 Speaker 3: I'm gonna tell you who. But you let me ask 173 00:07:01,360 --> 00:07:03,920 Speaker 3: you something though twenty years ago you you you it'd 174 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:04,800 Speaker 3: been a little different. 175 00:07:05,320 --> 00:07:09,680 Speaker 4: Oh, twenty years ago. Got to pick you up and 176 00:07:09,880 --> 00:07:13,080 Speaker 4: dropped you back down, looked at you and walked off 177 00:07:13,120 --> 00:07:14,840 Speaker 4: with you after I got you, cussing you out. But 178 00:07:14,880 --> 00:07:18,120 Speaker 4: that was twenty years ago. Oh thank the lost for deliver. 179 00:07:18,400 --> 00:07:22,600 Speaker 4: Who oh bro, no, my legs, you're taking hula. 180 00:07:23,560 --> 00:07:27,920 Speaker 3: Lord something, sister Policia. I gotta ask you, what is 181 00:07:27,960 --> 00:07:31,160 Speaker 3: the baddest and I mean the baddest radio show in 182 00:07:31,200 --> 00:07:31,680 Speaker 3: the land. 183 00:07:32,600 --> 00:07:39,240 Speaker 4: Oh, I must say the Speed Harvey Morning Show. What 184 00:07:40,080 --> 00:07:40,960 Speaker 4: you got me? 185 00:07:41,040 --> 00:07:43,440 Speaker 3: You got me? You got me? 186 00:07:46,320 --> 00:07:48,440 Speaker 2: And that's my stupid for this morning right there? 187 00:07:48,480 --> 00:07:49,080 Speaker 1: That is that? 188 00:07:49,240 --> 00:07:55,000 Speaker 2: That was all right? That was overload Chicago. 189 00:07:55,200 --> 00:07:59,320 Speaker 1: Get ready, baby, you're coming to town, Chicago City, Winna read. 190 00:07:59,480 --> 00:08:02,360 Speaker 2: Ticket on sell right now and they're selling real good. 191 00:08:02,440 --> 00:08:04,160 Speaker 1: I'm gonna be saying soul lout in a minute, I'm 192 00:08:04,160 --> 00:08:06,480 Speaker 1: telling you right now, I'm gonna be say Friday, sat 193 00:08:06,520 --> 00:08:10,920 Speaker 1: It Sunday twenty fifth, twenty sixth, the Nephew come back. 194 00:08:11,080 --> 00:08:12,520 Speaker 1: I got to get on. I got to get on 195 00:08:12,520 --> 00:08:14,160 Speaker 1: one of these boats they be on on that river. 196 00:08:14,240 --> 00:08:16,000 Speaker 1: They look like they have Yeah, how much fun? 197 00:08:16,280 --> 00:08:21,960 Speaker 2: Yeah Chicago? Yeah, all right, all right, nephew, We'll see 198 00:08:21,960 --> 00:08:24,960 Speaker 2: you at the Chicago winery in Chicago coming up. You're 199 00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:27,480 Speaker 2: listening Harday Morning Show