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Speaker 1: It's the radio segment whose dream has finally become a reality,

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Speaker 1: and launched a live streaming site to watch women cook

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Speaker 1: called only Pansy.

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Speaker 2: I do like the pun, but can we get some

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Speaker 2: men in the kitchen too?

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Speaker 1: Jeff Aranz, We've sold many subscribers to it, Brooke, It's ridiculous.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, men don't make as much money in the kitchen.

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Speaker 1: Subscribe now with Laser Stories, the segment where we read

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Speaker 1: weird news stories around the globe, just like everyone else does,

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Speaker 1: except we've got a laser and those other Julia wild

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Speaker 1: childs just don't. The first Laser Stories out of Ohio,

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Speaker 1: a twenty nine year old man named Carnell Gittens was

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Speaker 1: arrested for trespassing outside of a library recently, But if

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Speaker 1: you look close at the police report, doesn't sound like

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Speaker 1: Carnell was snooping or trying to break in or even

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Speaker 1: vandalizing the place. He was just charging his phone at

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Speaker 1: an exterior power outlet.

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Speaker 2: My best friend lived next to a library and they

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Speaker 2: would always have random cars drive up at night and

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Speaker 2: they're like, what is going on? Is it a drug drop?

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Speaker 2: They found out people were just getting close enough to.

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Speaker 1: Use the WiFi because they was free, so they would

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Speaker 1: sit in their car and.

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Speaker 2: Use the WiFi. That's so smart.

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Speaker 1: Still, it was one twenty am and he was not

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Speaker 1: supposed to be there.

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Speaker 2: You know.

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Speaker 1: When the police spotted him, he said, everything's cool because

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Speaker 1: he cleared it with a higher power. First, he told

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Speaker 1: cops he quote checked with christ Ah, who gave him

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Speaker 1: permission to charge his phone at the library.

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Speaker 2: Hey, good on him for having a charging cable.

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Speaker 1: I know. And just to be clear, it doesn't sound

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Speaker 1: like he was talking about a librarian there named christ

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Speaker 1: He was talking about the actual.

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Speaker 2: Jesus not that busy.

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Speaker 1: According to the police, Carnell goes by the nickname Cloud,

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Speaker 1: so they charged Cloud with criminal trespass. All right, he.

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Speaker 2: Prays, Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's his connection.

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Speaker 1: At their stories out of Canada, there's a middle school

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Speaker 1: teacher named Mario Paran and he was doing something questionable.

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Speaker 2: But I'll let my co host tell me if he

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Speaker 2: crossed the line or not.

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Speaker 1: So if you google Mario's full name, which one of

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Speaker 1: the kids in his class did one day, you can

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Speaker 1: find his website that features all of his students art

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Speaker 1: plastered on coffee mugs, mobile phone cases, and clothes. Wow,

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Speaker 1: I thought this is going to be the only pans page.

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Speaker 1: The problem there is, first of all, the kids didn't

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Speaker 1: know about this, and none of the items that he's

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Speaker 1: selling are cheap.

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Speaker 2: Oh, it is not like a school. No, it all

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Speaker 2: goes to him.

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Speaker 1: A print of the original work will run you one

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Speaker 1: hundred and eighteen dollars.

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Speaker 2: He's student works for that much money.

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Speaker 1: A throw pillow will cost thirty two bucks, oh my god,

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Speaker 1: and a mug with the kids aret will set you

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Speaker 1: back twenty two dollars.

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Speaker 2: The parents are fairly done.

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Speaker 1: We're like, God, I've been throwing that stuff in the garbage.

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Speaker 1: But Mario did credit the student's name in the title

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Speaker 1: of the pieces. Okay, all student work has the kid's

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Speaker 1: first name followed by the term creepy portrait, Julia's creepy portrait,

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Speaker 1: Curtis's creepy portrait, Charlotte's creepy portrait, and so on.

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Speaker 2: And so own.

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Speaker 1: I mean it's better that that they're all creepy portraits

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Speaker 1: and it's not just one kid student. Now. Parents were

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Speaker 1: obviously upset that the teacher was profiting off their children

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Speaker 1: without their knowledge, and the school board.

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Speaker 2: Said an investigation was underway.

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Speaker 1: What do you need to investigate like it's pretty obvious

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Speaker 1: it was to go back see how far this like

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Speaker 1: run that makes. As of now, the ninety works are

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Speaker 1: still visible up on his website.

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Speaker 2: You just can't purchase them. Students could really honestly say

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Speaker 2: that they've had their working galleries.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, no word on how long he's been selling the

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Speaker 1: art for, but there are rumors he's made well over

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Speaker 1: ten thousand dollars on student projects over the past years.

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Speaker 1: I don't want to sound supportive, but any photographer that

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Speaker 1: can find a way to make money is good for you.

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Speaker 2: Any artists, any artists, Yeah, yeah, I.

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Speaker 1: Know, Brooke, you hang all of your kids, arn't work

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Speaker 1: up in your cubicle over there.

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Speaker 2: Should I start selling it? You should? Yeah. None of

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Speaker 2: the money goes to them either, all from I mean,

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Speaker 2: that's obvious. What are they going to do with it?

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Speaker 1: Maybe stories out of food news. There isn't a lot

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Speaker 1: of innovation in the world of taco shells because there's

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Speaker 1: hard shells, soft tacos and uh yeah that's about.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe hard and soft combined. Well those are those

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Speaker 2: are two different taco bacon weave. But that takes a while.

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Speaker 2: But old El Passo isn't resting on their laurels. Really.

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Speaker 1: In fact, they say they've come up with something new

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Speaker 1: that you're gonna find in grocery stores everywhere. It's the

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Speaker 1: new cinnamon toast crunch dessert taco shells.

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Speaker 2: I've never been so excited.

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Speaker 1: They're similar to the usual taco shells, but they've been

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Speaker 1: blasted with cinnamon toast crunches, cynadust.

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Speaker 2: It looks it's like a churro. It's ice cream. The

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Speaker 2: question is what do you put in them? Do you

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Speaker 2: put meat in there? Sour cream?

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Speaker 1: I bet you could, bet you could cream berries?

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Speaker 2: Oh, give me a list. Yeah, this is like a

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Speaker 2: tro turned into a taco shell. It's genius. They say,

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Speaker 2: put whatever you want, as long as you buy them. Oh, okay,

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Speaker 2: as long as just a taco shells. We don't care.

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Speaker 1: For now, they're exclusively available on walmart dot com for

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Speaker 1: around three dollars wall supplies last.

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Speaker 2: I really want to try it. Why is it attached

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Speaker 2: to JJ Watt on this adra with JJ Watt and

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Speaker 2: Justin Jefferson. Hey, it's like they have a celebrity endorsement. Well,

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Speaker 2: apparently it worked because they're all sold.

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Speaker 1: Out starting next month. They're also be available popping up

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Speaker 1: at retailers nationwide for a limited amount of time.

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Speaker 2: You're going to be a hit. Yeah, I mean this

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Speaker 2: is brilliant.

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Speaker 1: This next Laser Stories out of Celebrity Corner, Just a Corner.

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Speaker 2: Keanu Reeves may have the.

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Speaker 1: Market cornered on whoa, but Owen Wilson is the primary

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Speaker 1: owner and proprietor of Wow Wow, Wow Wow.

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Speaker 2: It's so hard to do.

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Speaker 1: It's hard to think of a movie where he doesn't

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Speaker 1: say at at least fifteen times in it, and film

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Speaker 1: experts have noticed it, and they say it's paid dividends

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Speaker 1: for him.

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Speaker 2: In his career.

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Speaker 1: According to movie Web, Owen has done forty seven films

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Speaker 1: and made approximately two hundred and eighteen million dollars from.

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Speaker 2: Them Wow Wow, Wow Yeah.

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Speaker 1: The averages around three thousand, five hundred words per film,

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Speaker 1: meaning he makes one thousand, three hundred and twenty four

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Speaker 1: dollars per word.

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Speaker 2: Wow wow, and it's interesting. Wow works with everything. He

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Speaker 2: can be a response to anything someone says.

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Speaker 1: So wow accounts for one hundred and two of those words.

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Speaker 2: He says, how much money is that, meaning that he has.

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Speaker 1: Made over one hundred and thirty five thousand dollars just

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Speaker 1: by saying wow, wow, Wow, it's incredible, ruined wow. How

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Speaker 1: much has this guy made just on his tiny little

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Speaker 1: turtle hiccups?

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Speaker 2: O rough estimates say it's in the million.

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Speaker 1: Wow wow. Why do you think he was one of

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Speaker 1: the philebs in Taylor Swift Sweet during the Super Bowl? Oh,

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Speaker 1: climbing Blake Lively's back?

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Speaker 2: Oh is he right next to del Red? That was

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Speaker 2: him climbing up there? Not appropriate. He was helping explain

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Speaker 2: everything to Ice Spider. Sally means laser story that's come

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Speaker 2: to an end of the day. We're gonna do it again,

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Speaker 2: same time on Friday, frooking Jeffrey in the morning,