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Speaker 1: It's brooken Jeffrey in the morning. And some things in

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Speaker 1: this world are super rare, like identical twins. Yeah, a

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Speaker 1: YouTube video with no inflammatory hateful comments on it, plumbers

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Speaker 1: wearing pants that actually fit. Yeah. Maybe the rarest thing

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Speaker 1: of all is finding a normal person without any weird

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Speaker 1: quirks or habits to be your roommate.

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Speaker 2: Exactly.

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Speaker 1: That's what that is. I mean, good roommates few and

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Speaker 1: far between. I say that because people are revealing the

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Speaker 1: weirdest and worst things they ever caught their roommates doing.

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Speaker 1: They're sharing it online. It's gonna make you feel good

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Speaker 1: if you're living by yourself right now. Yeah, so let's

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Speaker 1: go over them. Number seven says one night, I caught

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Speaker 1: my roommate cleaning the dishes by actually licking the plates

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Speaker 1: clean and putting them back into the cover.

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Speaker 2: Yeh, something my four year old would do, not an

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Speaker 2: act at.

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Speaker 1: The weirdest part is he knew there was dish show

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Speaker 1: because sometimes the soap would be on his nightstand next

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Speaker 1: to his bed. I still don't want to know what

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Speaker 1: he was using it.

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Speaker 2: From that sounds like, I mean something was clean in

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Speaker 2: the house.

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Speaker 1: I don't want to know what ducks off with that byah.

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Speaker 1: Number six says I had a strange roommate who was

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Speaker 1: very possessive over all her stuff. She didn't want me

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Speaker 1: to touch anything. The strangest one was that she taped

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Speaker 1: a big piece of paper over her wall clock because

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Speaker 1: she says, she didn't want to share it with me,

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Speaker 1: so if she wanted to check the time, she'd pull

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Speaker 1: the paper back, peek in, and then quickly cover it

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Speaker 1: up again.

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Speaker 2: But I feel like this is a person who had

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Speaker 2: a lot of siblings and then finally moved out and

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Speaker 2: had something of her own finally. Yeah, just like I

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Speaker 2: just will.

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Speaker 1: Want it to be my Hey, what time is it?

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Speaker 1: Leave me alone? Find out for yourself by your own cloth.

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Speaker 1: Number five says, I remember one of my roommates had

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Speaker 1: a secret booger wall in our room.

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Speaker 2: With it.

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Speaker 1: On move out day, he revealed a portion of the

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Speaker 1: wall he covered up with books, and he admitted he

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Speaker 1: was sticking boogers there for the last two years. I

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Speaker 1: kid you not. There was a giant, yellow, brown circle

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Speaker 1: of boogers the size of a large beach ball.

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Speaker 2: I'm actually I mean that's the thing we discussed, is

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Speaker 2: it we didn't actually have to see it, and I'm

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Speaker 2: still scarred.

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Speaker 1: I can't interesting. Yeah, very chic textured wall. If you're

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Speaker 1: just joining us, We're going over a survey where people

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Speaker 1: shared the strangest, weirdest things they ever caught their roommates doing.

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Speaker 1: Number four says, I once walked out of my room

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Speaker 1: and found my roommate lying on the kitchen floor, and

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Speaker 1: I thought he may have slipped or been injured or something.

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Speaker 1: So if he was all right, and he said he

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Speaker 1: just wanted to get himself dirty before hopping into the shower,

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Speaker 1: and proceeded to make floor angels for another good fifteen

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Speaker 2: Two questions here, Why was your floor so dirty that

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Speaker 2: he could just lay on the floor and picked up

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Speaker 2: a lot of stuff?

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Speaker 1: What was the second question?

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Speaker 2: I mean he wasn't dirty enough.

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Speaker 1: Excuse Yeah, of the shower, you want to take a shower? Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I think that's getting two things done at once. He's

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Speaker 1: cleaning the kitchen and eventually going to clean himself.

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Speaker 2: I guess it is a different way to him, different

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Speaker 2: way to mop.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I think that's smart.

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Speaker 2: So his name was swiffer.

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Speaker 1: Number three. On my first day of college, I had

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Speaker 1: a roommate who cooked a big batch of spaghetti bolonnaise

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Speaker 1: for all the students on our floor.

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Speaker 2: Oh that's awesome.

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Speaker 1: He handed out plates of food all the people that

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Speaker 1: room and he showed me that he used a can

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Speaker 1: of dog food in the sauce and started laughing, maniacar, No.

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Speaker 2: Wow, is that illegal?

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Speaker 1: I don't know you are you asking because you want

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Speaker 1: to try it any of your food?

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Speaker 2: I mean, I've been a poor college student before. Sometimes

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Speaker 2: you got to work with what you can get. Dog food,

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Speaker 2: some of my dog's food. I'm like, dag, this looks pretty.

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Speaker 1: There's actual peas in eggs are cheap. I'm telling you.

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Speaker 1: One of these stories is about Brooke. Brook is definitely

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Speaker 1: one of the bad roommates.

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Speaker 2: I have a great roommate in your mind, A little messy,

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Speaker 2: little messy.

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Speaker 1: Let's keep going. Number two says, my roommate had a

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Speaker 1: girlfriend that didn't attend our university and she would come

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Speaker 1: and stay over for entire weekends. Here it is, here's Brooke.

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Speaker 2: I can tell you I used to have my boyfriend

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Speaker 2: that went to a different school stay in my bunk

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Speaker 2: bed with me all weekend and looking back, it's really cringey,

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Speaker 2: and I should apologize to my roommate. If she's listening, I'm.

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Speaker 1: Sorry, they said. Whenever she swung by, they would just

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Speaker 1: stay in bed, keep the lights off, order delivery, and

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Speaker 1: never come out of the room. At one point, I

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Speaker 1: woke up in the middle of the night to a

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Speaker 1: around our room.

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Speaker 2: Okay, that's.

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Speaker 1: It. Turns out they were babysitting and just let it roam. Okay,

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Speaker 1: so what and the number one weirdest thing somebody caught

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Speaker 1: their roommate doing. According to the survey, it says one

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Speaker 1: of my college roommates had his dad come visit for

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Speaker 1: a weekend. The two of them seemed pretty close, and

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Speaker 1: they actually drank and partied at fraternities together. I guess

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Speaker 1: my roommate thought it was totally okay to have his

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Speaker 1: father sleep completely naked in my bed with permission. I

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Speaker 1: to the sight of his dad's hairy bottom poking out

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Speaker 1: from under my bedshop Oh girls, okay.

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Speaker 2: Brook, yes or no, well, my dad is naked, har go,

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Speaker 2: that's the one. It will be. I never that never

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Speaker 2: happened in my life, but if that was the scenario,

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Speaker 2: it's not far off.

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Speaker 1: Those are the weirdest things people ever caught their roommates doing.

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Speaker 1: We got your phone tap coming up right after this