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Speaker 1: I want more Lisa Bonet energy. I just want to

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Speaker 1: just like always have something good to say and be like,

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Speaker 1: yeall give up caffeine and meat for a week.

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Speaker 3: I just want to be like whatever, dude.

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Speaker 1: Yo, what's up?

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Speaker 2: Everybody? Welcome to adulting.

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Speaker 4: I'm Michelle Pute, I'm Jordan Carlos. Twenty twenty three. This

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Speaker 4: is happening.

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Speaker 2: It's happening. The resolution is twenty twenty me. You know

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Speaker 2: what I mean?

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Speaker 4: Oh wow?

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Speaker 1: I started off with a massage. Lots of massages a

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Speaker 1: Now that I have most of my shows wrapped and

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Speaker 1: face out and get COVID. No, I am ready to

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Speaker 1: be out. I want an overpriced dinner. I want I

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Speaker 1: want to be in the sauna, you know. I want

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Speaker 5: I mean I too want like a man beating me

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Speaker 5: with eucalyptus leaves as well on my back. I want

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Speaker 5: to have a nice Schitz you know.

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Speaker 1: Yes too?

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Speaker 2: All this I love Schwitz. Come on the hookspon you

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Speaker 2: can I share a little story with you? It's it's

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Speaker 4: It better be what Michelle? Of course I love your stories.

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Speaker 4: What are you talking about?

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Speaker 1: Our listeners should know that we talk all the time.

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Speaker 1: But now, like when you have a podcast with a friend, like,

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Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, we got to save it for content.

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Speaker 1: So I have been busting at my size eighteen target jeens.

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Speaker 2: My kneeledge out, neeledge out?

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Speaker 4: What's neeledge? Oh?

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Speaker 1: FEELI is when you're these are out?

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Speaker 1: My husband has gone to Europe for two weeks for

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Speaker 1: Ice cream installations, four to five floors of Willy Wonka cuteness.

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Speaker 1: They've been asking to go there again and again.

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Speaker 1: Double stroller mom of the Year like lunch packs. They

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Speaker 1: So are you? Like what the fuck? But I'm like

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Speaker 2: Now I'm separated from my kids, dog Jordan.

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Speaker 2: You know, it's like you've.

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Speaker 1: They should not only refund me, they should pay for

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Speaker 5: And the thing about Otis is love. Otis on Tiam.

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Speaker 5: And then your husband came back because he noticed that

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: My husband and my daughter do everything fast. They're very

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Speaker 1: like they eat fast. Yes, you walk fast, they go.

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Speaker 5: We were talking about this before, though, We were talking

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Speaker 1: Who's your making?

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Speaker 2: Mouth suck?

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Speaker 1: Are you done? You don't you don't want to go

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Speaker 1: to school? Fine, we don't want to go to school. Fine,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna go.

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Speaker 2: No, don't leave me. Well, then put your sock on.

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Speaker 4: What a monster?

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Speaker 1: All these titties and freckles just yelling at.

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Speaker 4: You, like, get to the chopper.

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Speaker 1: I'm telling you this is why edibles became legal in

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Speaker 5: Yeah, we did, our kids especially, They need us to

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Speaker 5: That's why I stopped hanging out with Justice so like

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Speaker 5: I couldn't take her judging. That's of freme judginess anymore. So,

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Speaker 5: what's what's your new leaf for the New year?

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Speaker 1: I wasn't lying when I said twenty twenty three, twenty

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Speaker 2: It's these things that have been ingrained into me.

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Speaker 4: Well, isn't that part of the fun of being high

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Speaker 4: for you?

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Speaker 5: No, I mean, I mean it's illicit nature is part

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Speaker 1: But you know, my husband's from my country where everything

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Speaker 4: So are you high right now?

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Speaker 2: It's not fun. Why is that fun.

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Speaker 1: Now people have to micromanage my shit. H Speaking of micromanaging,

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Speaker 1: She's the reason why we're here.

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Speaker 5: Yes, she's the co host of my favorite murder podcast

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Speaker 1: She's a writer, she's a comedian, she's a singer, she's

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Speaker 2: A dog mama. Yeah, she's a homeowner, she's a CEO.

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Speaker 2: But now she's here with.

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Speaker 1: Us to hang out with the dormies.

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Speaker 4: Let's do it.

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Speaker 1: Oh please, everybody snap your figures, pick your wedgies, and

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Speaker 4: Do you care?

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Speaker 7: Karen Hi, Karen Hi, Jordan, nice to see you.

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Speaker 4: Likewise, what's going on?

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Speaker 7: How how much did you have it? New Year's questions?

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Speaker 7: Good New Year?

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Speaker 4: How dare you? How dare you speak when I'm speaking?

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Speaker 7: How dare you guess what I'm gonna say?

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Speaker 2: We were just talking about New Year's resolutions? Do you subscribe?

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Speaker 6: I mean I go through the motions. I mean it

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Speaker 2: You better tell it, honey.

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Speaker 1: When I was younger, my resolution was always like more

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Speaker 1: and people just think you're a hoe and let them

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Speaker 6: I like the idea that you would be kind of

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Speaker 6: almost in a marketing way, think of something kind of catchy,

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Speaker 6: you know what I mean, Like, here's what I'm going

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Speaker 6: Idea too, as like here's what's representative of me. That's

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean I like it.

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Speaker 5: It's got a kind of a nice yin yang symmetry

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Speaker 5: you know, but what about what about the who are

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Speaker 4: To have sex with? For the people? Right?

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Speaker 6: Like you're kind of are you arguing for monogamy in

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Speaker 4: You know what I mean?

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Speaker 7: True?

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Speaker 1: And because it's like if you hook up with people

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Speaker 1: Like why are we even talking about numbers? So I

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Speaker 6: Just if their donation only you know they're not controlling

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Speaker 1: Got it was we went to some places dangerously hot.

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Speaker 4: Can come in?

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Speaker 5: Was?

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Speaker 4: What did it usould be called before that? Now? Yeah,

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Speaker 4: we can't say that guy's name anymore?

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Speaker 1: No, Yeah, please don't. He's a monster, bad bad news.

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Speaker 6: How many new documentaries need to before you stop arguing?

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Speaker 2: I don't ute me?

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Speaker 4: Can I say something? Now?

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Speaker 7: I did you say he's your hero?

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Speaker 4: Oh?

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Speaker 2: My goodnes? Got what have you been up to?

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Speaker 1: I mean, I feel like you're always working, but you

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Speaker 6: Those are very true also to conflicting things that are true.

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Speaker 7: Right now, I'm at my dad's house.

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Speaker 6: I came up for Christmas and then the bomb cyclone

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Speaker 4: Oh that's so cute and old brass day bed.

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Speaker 7: And then this is my favorite.

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Speaker 6: So this has become the room where over the years

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Speaker 1: the lamp with the three leaf clover on it.

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Speaker 6: Oh, yes, this was some family friend made my parents

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Speaker 2: Yeah, sure, Yes, the Puerto Ricans of the UK.

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Speaker 4: Oh, yes, it's true.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Irish Puerto Rican twins, I.

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Speaker 4: Mean it's true, both islands.

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Speaker 7: Yes, sassy behavior.

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Speaker 2: Yes, bubble butts.

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Speaker 6: Really uh kind of jump face dancing, Yes, that might

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Speaker 7: I don't know.

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Speaker 1: My friend Jersey Jen, who is very Irish, was in

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Speaker 2: I mean I did, like for ponytail pieces.

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Speaker 1: to be enjoying yourself.

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Speaker 2: You weren't allowed to be dancing.

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Speaker 1: So they just like that is not is that true?

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Speaker 4: That is true.

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Speaker 7: Dancing wasn't allowed, I guess.

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Speaker 6: Or they're highland dancing like nothing cultural oh from Myrish

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Speaker 6: in San Francisco, all my city cousins did it and

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Speaker 8: Yes, tonytail pieces, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, oh my god,

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Speaker 8: did you do it? No, you had the country cousins,

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Speaker 8: you know, the city cousins always were like eight months

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's like when I go to Florida

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Speaker 1: and they're still playing the songs from like three months

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Speaker 4: It's like the electric slide of cultural dances. You know.

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Speaker 5: When I was a kid, we go to these like

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Speaker 7: You because they taught you, yeah, learn from that.

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Speaker 5: We were suburban, right and they were urban, and it

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Speaker 5: and it was not I could not booge woogie woogie?

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Speaker 1: Is that why you dance like that?

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Speaker 2: I thought that I thought you were trying to be

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Speaker 2: how funny.

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Speaker 4: I am a good dancer?

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Speaker 1: Okay, the electric.

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Speaker 7: Slide what I really appreciate about it.

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Speaker 6: A couple of times I've been at like weddings or

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Speaker 7: I didn't know all.

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Speaker 6: All of a sudden, people were going crazy and running

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Speaker 6: I can't even fake this. I have to pretend. I

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Speaker 6: some was like, no, no, no, just start it. You'll

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Speaker 6: be fine. And it's the kind of thing where you

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Speaker 6: easiest dance to learn, and once you're in it, then

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Speaker 4: Absolute a social dance.

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Speaker 5: And everything was fine, and everything was great until the

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Speaker 5: And my suburban family we were like relinquished to the

447
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Speaker 5: wall again. You know what I'm saying, says you can't

448
00:19:37,400 --> 00:19:39,520
Speaker 5: do the Chuchus slide one time, it'll hop, two times,

449
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Speaker 5: the'll hop.

450
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Speaker 4: Come on, Charlie Brown, who knows what that is?

451
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Speaker 2: I want to say.

452
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Speaker 1: I was like the best of both worlds because I

453
00:19:44,680 --> 00:19:47,359
Speaker 1: was in the suburbs. But I still loved dancing so

454
00:19:47,440 --> 00:19:51,160
Speaker 1: much and had these really crazy fast cousins in Brooklyn. Yes,

455
00:19:51,720 --> 00:19:55,320
Speaker 1: and I would also come home from school and like

456
00:19:55,400 --> 00:19:57,359
Speaker 1: my parents weren't home for like four hours, so I'd

457
00:19:57,400 --> 00:20:00,920
Speaker 1: like videotape all the videos like Debbie Gibson, Electric Youth,

458
00:20:01,680 --> 00:20:06,520
Speaker 1: Michael Jackson, Janet Jackson, Electric Youth, Feel the power exceeding

459
00:20:06,560 --> 00:20:07,760
Speaker 1: everywhere coming up?

460
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Speaker 7: Remember the perfume? Yes?

461
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Speaker 4: Yes, Oh my god, do I remember the point of

462
00:20:16,920 --> 00:20:21,080
Speaker 4: purchase perfume? It was point of purchase that.

463
00:20:21,440 --> 00:20:24,760
Speaker 1: Gives in tiphany they could do no wrong. She's like,

464
00:20:24,760 --> 00:20:26,320
Speaker 1: I think we're alone. Now, I'm like, I'm always alone.

465
00:20:26,320 --> 00:20:27,080
Speaker 1: I'm the only child.

466
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Speaker 7: Let's go.

467
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Speaker 2: Before I forget.

468
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Speaker 1: We were just talking about like being high, and I'm like,

469
00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:48,600
Speaker 1: I'm not high.

470
00:20:48,720 --> 00:20:49,640
Speaker 2: I'm bad at being high.

471
00:20:49,760 --> 00:20:51,439
Speaker 1: When I'm high, I tell people I'm high, and then

472
00:20:51,400 --> 00:20:53,800
Speaker 1: I have to like go fix something in a drawer.

473
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Speaker 7: Do you get like you have anxiety?

474
00:20:56,119 --> 00:20:58,000
Speaker 2: Yes, it feeds the anxiety.

475
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Speaker 4: It feeds the anxiety. Interesting.

476
00:21:01,400 --> 00:21:04,880
Speaker 2: I feel out of control and just interest.

477
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Speaker 6: Danger, danger, What will happen? I imagine you're a wine person.

478
00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:13,760
Speaker 6: You like a nice glass of a chebbalis here and

479
00:21:13,800 --> 00:21:14,720
Speaker 6: there right.

480
00:21:15,119 --> 00:21:17,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's more like a malbec. I like a full

481
00:21:17,080 --> 00:21:20,680
Speaker 1: body Beyonce kind of wine. Like I want this wine.

482
00:21:20,720 --> 00:21:22,440
Speaker 1: It tastes like it's got thick ankles, you know what

483
00:21:22,480 --> 00:21:27,320
Speaker 1: I mean, just like a small waist and tree trunk sighs.

484
00:21:27,400 --> 00:21:29,720
Speaker 1: That's how I want my balt.

485
00:21:30,320 --> 00:21:31,760
Speaker 4: And tree trunk thighes.

486
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Speaker 6: You want a wine that makes really good mac and cheese, yes.

487
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Speaker 2: And let me tell you something.

488
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Speaker 1: I would take a government mac and cheese too. You

489
00:21:39,440 --> 00:21:42,480
Speaker 1: can give me an overpriced truffle situation that I have

490
00:21:42,520 --> 00:21:44,520
Speaker 1: to wait an extra sixteen minutes for to get the

491
00:21:44,520 --> 00:21:47,639
Speaker 1: burnt Christening on top or something out of a box

492
00:21:47,680 --> 00:21:51,600
Speaker 1: with powder. It's just I just want to shovel it

493
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Speaker 1: in my mouth either way.

494
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Speaker 7: And you can want Yeah, one goes with government mac

495
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Speaker 7: and cheese.

496
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Speaker 1: Yeah, something a very cold pompa mouse seltzer and if

497
00:22:10,320 --> 00:22:11,920
Speaker 1: you want to get a little frisk you pour a

498
00:22:11,920 --> 00:22:13,320
Speaker 1: little rose in the seltzer.

499
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Speaker 4: Oh, okay, in summertime, not mad at.

500
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Speaker 2: It February or Black History Month. I don't know. I

501
00:22:23,600 --> 00:22:25,200
Speaker 2: do have, like you know, I have to go to

502
00:22:26,080 --> 00:22:28,879
Speaker 2: kids meals that I really appreciate this show is.

503
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Speaker 5: Called adulting, and you were in your childhood room. I mean,

504
00:22:31,720 --> 00:22:34,680
Speaker 5: I can't think of a more appropriate place theme.

505
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Speaker 7: Right when we were.

506
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Speaker 1: Talking before we brought you out, I was telling Jordan,

507
00:22:39,320 --> 00:22:42,360
Speaker 1: we talk all the time, but sometimes I can't share

508
00:22:42,400 --> 00:22:43,720
Speaker 1: the stories I want to tell them because we have

509
00:22:43,800 --> 00:22:47,639
Speaker 1: to save them for contents. Do you enjoyed your like

510
00:22:48,160 --> 00:22:50,800
Speaker 1: you guys are like, oh, we can't. I'll talk to

511
00:22:50,840 --> 00:22:52,359
Speaker 1: you when we have to press record.

512
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Speaker 6: You know, we don't, only because our podcast is like

513
00:22:56,440 --> 00:22:58,280
Speaker 6: a book report podcast, you know what I mean that

514
00:22:58,440 --> 00:22:59,959
Speaker 6: we have, we have our things we're going to read.

515
00:23:00,600 --> 00:23:02,720
Speaker 6: Most of the stuff we do at the top really

516
00:23:02,880 --> 00:23:05,719
Speaker 6: is just natural conversation of like we haven't seen each

517
00:23:05,760 --> 00:23:08,320
Speaker 6: other in a week, so this is what's come up

518
00:23:08,400 --> 00:23:10,959
Speaker 6: or whatever. And I think that that's pretty clear when

519
00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:14,040
Speaker 6: you listen to the podcast. There's nothing really planned or

520
00:23:15,200 --> 00:23:17,080
Speaker 6: intentionally interesting about it.

521
00:23:18,200 --> 00:23:19,119
Speaker 7: You know what's really funny.

522
00:23:19,160 --> 00:23:21,080
Speaker 6: You can tell we've been doing the podcast for a

523
00:23:21,119 --> 00:23:24,800
Speaker 6: really long time because we recorded a minisod yesterday which

524
00:23:24,840 --> 00:23:27,199
Speaker 6: is where we read people's emails they sent to us.

525
00:23:27,240 --> 00:23:30,479
Speaker 6: So it's just a shorty she said something, and then

526
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Speaker 6: I said, and we read you your stories about hometown

527
00:23:34,600 --> 00:23:39,280
Speaker 6: crimes or you know, lakes and then she goes, my

528
00:23:39,440 --> 00:23:43,480
Speaker 6: first one's about a lake and like, I just tapped in. Wow,

529
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Speaker 6: I guess the topic of her first email that wasn't

530
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Speaker 6: about crime.

531
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Speaker 7: It literally was about a lake. And she was like,

532
00:23:51,400 --> 00:23:52,200
Speaker 7: how did you do that?

533
00:23:52,320 --> 00:23:55,200
Speaker 6: And I'm just like, we've been doing this so long

534
00:23:55,440 --> 00:23:57,920
Speaker 6: that we are truly tapping in at this point.

535
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Speaker 4: That's insane, that's wild.

536
00:24:00,240 --> 00:24:02,680
Speaker 1: So Jordan and I started comedy around the same time,

537
00:24:02,720 --> 00:24:07,680
Speaker 1: about twenty something years ago. I'm curious, how do you

538
00:24:07,800 --> 00:24:11,479
Speaker 1: think comedy has changed for women in the game from

539
00:24:11,560 --> 00:24:12,639
Speaker 1: when you started till now.

540
00:24:13,119 --> 00:24:18,439
Speaker 7: I think it's completely different. Who was I docum?

541
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Speaker 6: This may have been on a do need a ride recently,

542
00:24:21,520 --> 00:24:25,320
Speaker 6: but I think comedy has gotten so much better in

543
00:24:25,480 --> 00:24:30,320
Speaker 6: every way because everyone doing it now has watched really

544
00:24:30,400 --> 00:24:33,360
Speaker 6: good people do stand up their whole lives, and they've

545
00:24:33,440 --> 00:24:36,400
Speaker 6: had the ability to choose who they want to watch

546
00:24:36,520 --> 00:24:39,639
Speaker 6: and who they want to follow, whether it's on a

547
00:24:39,840 --> 00:24:43,239
Speaker 6: channel or it's on like YouTube, somebody just posting their

548
00:24:43,280 --> 00:24:43,800
Speaker 6: own stuff.

549
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Speaker 7: The variety is so much greater than it was.

550
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Speaker 6: I started in nineteen ninety for God's sake, where basically

551
00:24:51,800 --> 00:24:54,240
Speaker 6: we just watched what evening at the improv had to

552
00:24:54,359 --> 00:24:57,159
Speaker 6: serve up to us, and I thought every person I

553
00:24:57,240 --> 00:25:00,840
Speaker 6: saw was funny equally funny. Pretty much, it's equally funny

554
00:25:01,440 --> 00:25:04,240
Speaker 6: because I was just so enamored with the fact that

555
00:25:04,320 --> 00:25:06,840
Speaker 6: they were doing it and I loved the idea so much,

556
00:25:07,880 --> 00:25:10,280
Speaker 6: or anybody like on Late Night that I saw. But

557
00:25:10,440 --> 00:25:14,320
Speaker 6: now days, I just feel like everybody's gotten the opportunity

558
00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:17,639
Speaker 6: to go through that phase and then go through like

559
00:25:17,680 --> 00:25:20,080
Speaker 6: a fan phase, and then go through like a comedy

560
00:25:20,160 --> 00:25:24,240
Speaker 6: nerd phase and then start So I don't know's it

561
00:25:24,359 --> 00:25:26,440
Speaker 6: feels to me when I watch people now, I just

562
00:25:26,520 --> 00:25:29,920
Speaker 6: feel like people are so much further ahead at a

563
00:25:30,040 --> 00:25:33,240
Speaker 6: younger age then. I think it used to take people

564
00:25:33,840 --> 00:25:38,159
Speaker 6: years of headlining to really hone material. That people are

565
00:25:38,200 --> 00:25:41,280
Speaker 6: coming too much earlier because they get it already. You

566
00:25:41,320 --> 00:25:43,159
Speaker 6: don't necessarily have to stand up in front of a

567
00:25:43,320 --> 00:25:47,920
Speaker 6: hostile crowd to write better material, you know, I don't think.

568
00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:52,240
Speaker 6: And for women, I think I just think there's more

569
00:25:52,359 --> 00:25:56,119
Speaker 6: awareness of how shitty it can be. The guys that

570
00:25:56,200 --> 00:25:58,600
Speaker 6: don't care don't care and they'll never care. But the

571
00:25:58,680 --> 00:26:02,560
Speaker 6: ones who were kind of like maybe blissfully unaware or

572
00:26:02,760 --> 00:26:05,760
Speaker 6: just kind of neutral. Suddenly see like, oh, this is

573
00:26:05,880 --> 00:26:08,440
Speaker 6: a person who's super hilarious and should be on the

574
00:26:08,560 --> 00:26:11,560
Speaker 6: show and just isn't getting booked because they're not thinking

575
00:26:11,640 --> 00:26:15,120
Speaker 6: of her. So I think there's a lot more kind

576
00:26:15,200 --> 00:26:20,920
Speaker 6: of there's an intentional inclusiveness that did not exist in

577
00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:24,240
Speaker 6: the nineties. Like the nineties was the true opposite for me.

578
00:26:24,359 --> 00:26:27,159
Speaker 6: It always felt like back then you were supposed to

579
00:26:27,480 --> 00:26:29,800
Speaker 6: be trying to be the one woman on every show,

580
00:26:29,920 --> 00:26:32,080
Speaker 6: which meant those other women were supposed to be your

581
00:26:32,200 --> 00:26:35,199
Speaker 6: enemy or like, you know what I mean, maybe if

582
00:26:35,240 --> 00:26:37,440
Speaker 6: you could figure out a way to not like them

583
00:26:37,600 --> 00:26:39,520
Speaker 6: or to figure out why they weren't good, that would

584
00:26:39,560 --> 00:26:42,480
Speaker 6: make me feel I should say me because I was

585
00:26:42,560 --> 00:26:44,520
Speaker 6: doing this. I don't know if anyone else was, but

586
00:26:44,600 --> 00:26:46,920
Speaker 6: it was like it would make me feel better. I

587
00:26:46,920 --> 00:26:51,240
Speaker 6: would feel very competitive with other female comics. Well I

588
00:26:51,359 --> 00:26:53,960
Speaker 6: kind of I felt competitive with everybody and wanted to

589
00:26:54,040 --> 00:26:57,680
Speaker 6: kind of beat everybody, but that mentality, it felt like

590
00:26:57,760 --> 00:26:58,960
Speaker 6: there was not enough room.

591
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Speaker 7: So yeah, it was that kind of like.

592
00:27:01,119 --> 00:27:01,920
Speaker 4: Crabs in a barrel.

593
00:27:02,119 --> 00:27:02,320
Speaker 7: Yeh.

594
00:27:02,400 --> 00:27:04,359
Speaker 4: So do do you ever wish like you could, you know,

595
00:27:04,520 --> 00:27:07,160
Speaker 4: switcheads with someone and start over today?

596
00:27:07,640 --> 00:27:10,720
Speaker 6: I mean yes, in the way that it would be

597
00:27:10,840 --> 00:27:12,960
Speaker 6: cool to see what I could come up with if

598
00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:15,600
Speaker 6: I could just be comfortable from the beginning. It took

599
00:27:15,680 --> 00:27:18,120
Speaker 6: me so long to kind of get to the place

600
00:27:18,200 --> 00:27:20,600
Speaker 6: where like when I was on stage, I wasn't immediately

601
00:27:20,680 --> 00:27:23,440
Speaker 6: in a fight with the audience. In my mind, you know,

602
00:27:23,640 --> 00:27:26,199
Speaker 6: it was like a fight to the death every time

603
00:27:26,240 --> 00:27:28,959
Speaker 6: I did stand up. So I do fantasize a lot

604
00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:31,760
Speaker 6: about how much fun it would be, you know, like

605
00:27:31,840 --> 00:27:35,240
Speaker 6: the first time I saw well you Michelle or like

606
00:27:35,400 --> 00:27:38,399
Speaker 6: Rory Scovel, people that get on stage and seem like

607
00:27:38,880 --> 00:27:41,240
Speaker 6: they're having an even better time on stage than they

608
00:27:41,280 --> 00:27:43,399
Speaker 6: are in the green room. Yeah, and I would just

609
00:27:43,440 --> 00:27:47,399
Speaker 6: be like, Wow, that's so that's the dream, and that

610
00:27:47,600 --> 00:27:50,159
Speaker 6: is actually what you're should be bringing that energy of

611
00:27:50,359 --> 00:27:53,760
Speaker 6: like I've got this as opposed to any kind of

612
00:27:53,880 --> 00:27:57,560
Speaker 6: that tension energy. Like, yeah, the idea I always thought

613
00:27:57,600 --> 00:28:00,520
Speaker 6: I was going to control the audience with my energy,

614
00:28:00,720 --> 00:28:02,000
Speaker 6: which is I think a bad way to do.

615
00:28:02,119 --> 00:28:04,639
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'd love to be more comfortable. It's so funny

616
00:28:04,800 --> 00:28:07,600
Speaker 1: because when I see you on stage, especially like our

617
00:28:07,920 --> 00:28:16,920
Speaker 1: Canadian history of festivals over weekend, oh Manitoba, more like

618
00:28:18,359 --> 00:28:21,200
Speaker 1: no Toba for me, so many band aids on faces.

619
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Speaker 2: But anyways, the point is, I mean, straight up stand up.

620
00:28:24,840 --> 00:28:27,320
Speaker 2: It is what it is, and you know you do

621
00:28:27,440 --> 00:28:27,920
Speaker 2: what you can.

622
00:28:28,240 --> 00:28:30,960
Speaker 1: But when I see you on stage and now, like

623
00:28:31,160 --> 00:28:33,639
Speaker 1: people have used this word alternative comedy quite a bit

624
00:28:33,920 --> 00:28:38,040
Speaker 1: to me, like alternative comedy sometimes doesn't cover it. It

625
00:28:38,240 --> 00:28:42,040
Speaker 1: really is thinking outside the box, being creative, being brave,

626
00:28:42,720 --> 00:28:44,480
Speaker 1: doing something that's more like a shade of gray in

627
00:28:44,520 --> 00:28:48,040
Speaker 1: a very black and white setting. And every time I

628
00:28:48,120 --> 00:28:50,280
Speaker 1: see you on stage, like that's what you do and

629
00:28:50,360 --> 00:28:55,400
Speaker 1: I'm like, bah, it's like very exciting, like even to

630
00:28:55,560 --> 00:28:58,880
Speaker 1: be on stage with another person for me, like I

631
00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:02,040
Speaker 1: feel like I'm out of control. Yeah, so I'm glad

632
00:29:02,080 --> 00:29:04,040
Speaker 1: to be doing it with someone that is not asshole

633
00:29:04,080 --> 00:29:05,320
Speaker 1: that I like, that's you, Jordan.

634
00:29:05,600 --> 00:29:08,760
Speaker 4: Oh, let me put a reaction on there. Hang on

635
00:29:08,840 --> 00:29:10,120
Speaker 4: one second and.

636
00:29:11,800 --> 00:29:15,360
Speaker 1: Oh that's nice, And he just put a heart emochi up,

637
00:29:15,360 --> 00:29:17,560
Speaker 1: which is so sweet and underwhelming for a podcast.

638
00:29:19,600 --> 00:29:20,960
Speaker 4: Wow, I'm taking it out.

639
00:29:21,640 --> 00:29:23,280
Speaker 2: But like as they hear you're.

640
00:29:23,160 --> 00:29:27,440
Speaker 1: Talking about having this beautiful vocabulary of stand up and performers,

641
00:29:27,680 --> 00:29:30,520
Speaker 1: it really makes me think, like, shit, man, you've been

642
00:29:30,600 --> 00:29:31,360
Speaker 1: doing your thing.

643
00:29:31,440 --> 00:29:35,880
Speaker 2: I never even I never even saw comedians sing, so.

644
00:29:36,040 --> 00:29:38,400
Speaker 1: You started saying, I was like, we just always went

645
00:29:38,440 --> 00:29:41,720
Speaker 1: to karaoke after the show, and You're like, I want

646
00:29:41,760 --> 00:29:43,120
Speaker 1: to take it to the stage.

647
00:29:43,560 --> 00:29:45,840
Speaker 6: Well you know what that was though, That was me

648
00:29:46,200 --> 00:29:49,560
Speaker 6: coming back to stand up after five years of being

649
00:29:49,640 --> 00:29:52,080
Speaker 6: gone and really feeling.

650
00:29:51,840 --> 00:29:55,040
Speaker 7: That like this has sped up and people are real

651
00:29:55,160 --> 00:29:56,560
Speaker 7: good and people are.

652
00:29:56,800 --> 00:29:59,440
Speaker 6: Mean business, Like no one's getting up there with their

653
00:29:59,480 --> 00:30:01,880
Speaker 6: notebook trying to work stuff out anymore.

654
00:30:01,920 --> 00:30:04,400
Speaker 7: People are there to get booked on other stuff. People

655
00:30:04,440 --> 00:30:05,400
Speaker 7: are there to get on TV.

656
00:30:05,640 --> 00:30:05,680
Speaker 4: Like.

657
00:30:06,120 --> 00:30:09,280
Speaker 6: It felt like it got serious. And when I started

658
00:30:09,320 --> 00:30:11,800
Speaker 6: trying to do just regular stand up stand up in

659
00:30:12,040 --> 00:30:16,840
Speaker 6: that milieu, if I may, I felt like I am

660
00:30:17,120 --> 00:30:20,040
Speaker 6: irrelevant or I just don't have anything to say in

661
00:30:20,120 --> 00:30:23,720
Speaker 6: this way anymore, like standing here and listing off my

662
00:30:24,480 --> 00:30:27,520
Speaker 6: laundry list of complaints. Also, in the nineties, a lot

663
00:30:27,560 --> 00:30:29,480
Speaker 6: of people's acts were like I hate this and I

664
00:30:29,600 --> 00:30:31,880
Speaker 6: hate that, and it just was out like once social

665
00:30:31,960 --> 00:30:35,240
Speaker 6: media took over and everyone loved everybody all the time publicly,

666
00:30:35,800 --> 00:30:38,080
Speaker 6: that whole act was kind of out the window. And

667
00:30:38,120 --> 00:30:41,760
Speaker 6: then I was like, I'm nothing without my hatreds. So

668
00:30:42,760 --> 00:30:44,680
Speaker 6: then I was like, well, I need to do something

669
00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:47,680
Speaker 6: that when I get on stage, I'm excited or scared

670
00:30:47,720 --> 00:30:49,480
Speaker 6: to be doing it, like it has to be some

671
00:30:49,640 --> 00:30:55,160
Speaker 6: kind of new thing. And it is very, very horrifying

672
00:30:55,560 --> 00:30:57,520
Speaker 6: to sing. Like, first of all, it's embarrassing to sing

673
00:30:57,600 --> 00:31:00,760
Speaker 6: comedy songs because it's really kind of classic HACKI like

674
00:31:01,240 --> 00:31:03,520
Speaker 6: it's almost early eighties hacky in a way, or at

675
00:31:03,600 --> 00:31:06,200
Speaker 6: least it was at the time to me. But also

676
00:31:06,640 --> 00:31:09,280
Speaker 6: it's very vulnerable, right, So it's like, if you're in

677
00:31:09,320 --> 00:31:11,720
Speaker 6: the middle of a bit that sucks, you can bail

678
00:31:11,880 --> 00:31:14,400
Speaker 6: and change the subject, but you can't do that with

679
00:31:14,520 --> 00:31:17,080
Speaker 6: a comedy songs. You just have to keep Then now

680
00:31:17,160 --> 00:31:20,120
Speaker 6: it's the chorus again, and now we're doing third verse.

681
00:31:20,160 --> 00:31:20,840
Speaker 7: It's horrifying.

682
00:31:21,240 --> 00:31:24,160
Speaker 6: So it was just like a challenge of how am

683
00:31:24,200 --> 00:31:27,080
Speaker 6: I going to make this thing I love doing interesting again?

684
00:31:27,680 --> 00:31:29,600
Speaker 6: And then how am I going to do a thing

685
00:31:29,680 --> 00:31:33,400
Speaker 6: that I actually don't believe in and do it kind

686
00:31:33,440 --> 00:31:36,920
Speaker 6: of you know, successful enough to want to continue doing it?

687
00:31:37,160 --> 00:31:39,080
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I never even thought about it like

688
00:31:39,200 --> 00:31:40,280
Speaker 1: that stuck.

689
00:31:40,080 --> 00:31:42,040
Speaker 7: In a song inside.

690
00:31:42,360 --> 00:31:44,240
Speaker 5: I always gave people like the benefit of the doubt

691
00:31:44,360 --> 00:31:47,480
Speaker 5: when they did the comedy song God's Pottery, or like

692
00:31:48,120 --> 00:31:49,960
Speaker 5: Stucky and Murray Godottery.

693
00:31:50,280 --> 00:31:51,640
Speaker 1: I love God's Pottery too.

694
00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:52,800
Speaker 7: You're so funny.

695
00:31:54,400 --> 00:31:56,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like animation.

696
00:31:56,320 --> 00:31:58,480
Speaker 1: It's such a fun vehicle to talk about some real

697
00:31:58,600 --> 00:32:00,360
Speaker 1: edgy shit and still be like, well.

698
00:32:00,240 --> 00:32:02,360
Speaker 7: It was a good song, right, Yeah, I tricked you

699
00:32:02,440 --> 00:32:04,520
Speaker 7: into listening to it exactly.

700
00:32:05,280 --> 00:32:09,920
Speaker 1: Exactly, And yeah, I I low key always wish I

701
00:32:10,080 --> 00:32:16,320
Speaker 1: could sing. I'm not talking about Christmas songs like karaoke okay,

702
00:32:16,720 --> 00:32:19,880
Speaker 1: you know, like Zach Gelfanak is like playing on a

703
00:32:19,960 --> 00:32:23,160
Speaker 1: baby grand you know, at a festival and just saying

704
00:32:23,240 --> 00:32:24,480
Speaker 1: some wild ass shit like.

705
00:32:24,560 --> 00:32:29,000
Speaker 4: That's yeah, totally, Oh the Purple Onion.

706
00:32:29,320 --> 00:32:33,160
Speaker 1: Okay, So my question was for you guys, and then

707
00:32:33,160 --> 00:32:35,280
Speaker 1: we'll get to the questions. But this is my question

708
00:32:35,560 --> 00:32:39,720
Speaker 1: about adulting. I have two really big, black, beautiful dogs.

709
00:32:40,040 --> 00:32:43,120
Speaker 1: They're like a dog food commercial. They're really good with kids.

710
00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:47,640
Speaker 1: They're obviously loud because they're big. It's really hard for

711
00:32:47,880 --> 00:32:51,880
Speaker 1: me to host people that don't like dogs. And people

712
00:32:51,920 --> 00:32:55,200
Speaker 1: that don't like dogs usually don't understand them, or they

713
00:32:55,240 --> 00:32:56,080
Speaker 1: didn't grow up with dogs.

714
00:32:56,080 --> 00:32:58,400
Speaker 2: I didn't grow up with dogs. I figured it out.

715
00:32:58,720 --> 00:33:02,400
Speaker 1: I can love easily, and I don't mind a little

716
00:33:02,440 --> 00:33:04,480
Speaker 1: dirt especially on a white sneaker.

717
00:33:04,640 --> 00:33:04,920
Speaker 8: Lol.

718
00:33:05,320 --> 00:33:07,760
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, it's just about Jordan. Okay, I get it.

719
00:33:08,600 --> 00:33:10,760
Speaker 7: You don't know how to love easily. That's rough.

720
00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:14,440
Speaker 4: Well, maybe it's about trust. Maybe maybe I've been hurt.

721
00:33:14,520 --> 00:33:15,040
Speaker 7: It's about that.

722
00:33:16,520 --> 00:33:17,960
Speaker 2: I'm a dog friendly household.

723
00:33:18,120 --> 00:33:20,920
Speaker 1: But you know, when people come over and they don't

724
00:33:21,080 --> 00:33:24,440
Speaker 1: like dogs, it is even more exhausting because I constantly

725
00:33:24,560 --> 00:33:27,160
Speaker 1: have to get them and take them out and did

726
00:33:27,240 --> 00:33:27,520
Speaker 1: a doe.

727
00:33:27,560 --> 00:33:30,080
Speaker 2: But they're touching me again. Like, what do you guys do?

728
00:33:30,360 --> 00:33:32,960
Speaker 1: If your friend or friends don't like dogs?

729
00:33:33,080 --> 00:33:33,640
Speaker 2: You have them over.

730
00:33:34,800 --> 00:33:37,000
Speaker 4: If it's a quick visit, I'll put the dog in

731
00:33:37,320 --> 00:33:38,640
Speaker 4: the basement with a chew toy.

732
00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:42,560
Speaker 5: My dog is so loved and so cared for. He

733
00:33:42,640 --> 00:33:45,000
Speaker 5: can endure twenty minutes. He can endure twenty minutes. If

734
00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:47,960
Speaker 5: it's over that, and you're not a dog person, then

735
00:33:48,480 --> 00:33:50,080
Speaker 5: I'd go meet them in a public place.

736
00:33:50,280 --> 00:33:51,040
Speaker 4: What about you, careen.

737
00:33:51,720 --> 00:33:53,920
Speaker 7: I love the idea that all of your dinner parties

738
00:33:53,960 --> 00:33:55,080
Speaker 7: would be twenty minutes long.

739
00:33:56,440 --> 00:33:59,160
Speaker 6: Get in here, eat this salad, hurry up, roast beefs

740
00:33:59,160 --> 00:34:00,360
Speaker 6: on the way, that it's a quick visit.

741
00:34:00,840 --> 00:34:01,240
Speaker 4: Just say it.

742
00:34:01,680 --> 00:34:02,360
Speaker 7: It's so funny.

743
00:34:02,560 --> 00:34:06,360
Speaker 6: I think because of COVID and my true kind of

744
00:34:06,480 --> 00:34:10,279
Speaker 6: social brain damage from COVID. I was like, I don't

745
00:34:10,320 --> 00:34:12,960
Speaker 6: think I've ever thought of this, because I just assume

746
00:34:12,960 --> 00:34:13,439
Speaker 6: people are.

747
00:34:13,360 --> 00:34:15,640
Speaker 7: Gonna like my dogs, Like, why wouldn't you like these guys?

748
00:34:15,640 --> 00:34:18,440
Speaker 6: They're small, they're a little yappy at the beginning, and

749
00:34:18,520 --> 00:34:20,120
Speaker 6: then all they want you to do is pet them.

750
00:34:20,440 --> 00:34:22,320
Speaker 6: But I've definitely had people over that are just like,

751
00:34:22,760 --> 00:34:24,399
Speaker 6: do I have to pet your dog this whole time?

752
00:34:24,520 --> 00:34:27,080
Speaker 6: Like my dog Frank will if you stop petting him,

753
00:34:27,160 --> 00:34:28,760
Speaker 6: put his nose under your hand.

754
00:34:28,600 --> 00:34:30,440
Speaker 7: And nuss you to keep on petting him.

755
00:34:30,600 --> 00:34:30,799
Speaker 1: Yeah.

756
00:34:30,840 --> 00:34:35,080
Speaker 6: So I do the same kind of thing, either put

757
00:34:35,120 --> 00:34:38,719
Speaker 6: them outside, put them somewhere with a chew toy. Most

758
00:34:38,800 --> 00:34:40,480
Speaker 6: of the time, I think the people that come to

759
00:34:40,560 --> 00:34:43,279
Speaker 6: my house are dog people for the most part. I

760
00:34:43,440 --> 00:34:46,440
Speaker 6: know I've never had anybody be like I can't be

761
00:34:46,560 --> 00:34:47,240
Speaker 6: around dogs.

762
00:34:48,320 --> 00:34:54,080
Speaker 1: Oh wow, I need to re assess my invite list.

763
00:34:54,400 --> 00:34:57,080
Speaker 7: Yeah, let's get that circle a little bit smaller.

764
00:34:57,680 --> 00:34:59,839
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean it's also Dutch people.

765
00:35:00,200 --> 00:35:03,480
Speaker 1: Does people either like love dogs in a very crazy

766
00:35:03,960 --> 00:35:07,839
Speaker 1: old lady there's something about mary lick their tongue kind

767
00:35:07,880 --> 00:35:10,759
Speaker 1: of way, or they're just like this is discussing, and

768
00:35:10,800 --> 00:35:12,640
Speaker 1: then like my Caribbean family too, it's just like, why

769
00:35:12,680 --> 00:35:13,080
Speaker 1: would they be.

770
00:35:13,120 --> 00:35:13,640
Speaker 2: In your house.

771
00:35:13,680 --> 00:35:16,200
Speaker 1: They should be tied up outside somewhere as like guard dogs.

772
00:35:16,800 --> 00:35:19,440
Speaker 1: So the culture clash of it all, I'm just like,

773
00:35:19,800 --> 00:35:22,240
Speaker 1: these are also my children, and they're on the couch

774
00:35:22,320 --> 00:35:25,000
Speaker 1: because that is their bed and you are in their space.

775
00:35:25,280 --> 00:35:26,560
Speaker 4: Yep. It's really a hard one.

776
00:35:26,880 --> 00:35:30,920
Speaker 6: So many people in LA use pets as like children

777
00:35:31,520 --> 00:35:33,600
Speaker 6: because they don't have time or they're trying to do

778
00:35:33,719 --> 00:35:38,200
Speaker 6: something else. There's so many pet obsessive people. I think, Yeah,

779
00:35:38,360 --> 00:35:40,239
Speaker 6: it feels to me like most of the people I

780
00:35:40,360 --> 00:35:43,319
Speaker 6: know don't just have pets, but they're obsessed with their

781
00:35:43,360 --> 00:35:46,279
Speaker 6: pets and right want to bring them over as well.

782
00:35:46,520 --> 00:35:49,239
Speaker 7: It's that kind of vibe that's a good ass.

783
00:35:49,320 --> 00:35:53,359
Speaker 1: Circle this question from an audience member, I mean kind

784
00:35:53,400 --> 00:35:56,800
Speaker 1: of a segue, although you know, the question is is

785
00:35:56,880 --> 00:35:58,319
Speaker 1: it okay for your dog to be in the room

786
00:35:58,360 --> 00:35:59,240
Speaker 1: when you're having sex?

787
00:36:00,480 --> 00:36:04,799
Speaker 4: I mean, who loves that? That dead on stare.

788
00:36:07,400 --> 00:36:10,759
Speaker 5: As they're like why are you hurting each other?

789
00:36:11,920 --> 00:36:14,839
Speaker 1: It just already feels like a Sebastian mena Scalco bit

790
00:36:14,960 --> 00:36:19,040
Speaker 1: and I'm like, hey, the dog, like I.

791
00:36:23,160 --> 00:36:24,200
Speaker 2: Can't. I can't.

792
00:36:24,560 --> 00:36:27,640
Speaker 6: I mean, it's no for me, I'd say no, I

793
00:36:27,719 --> 00:36:30,440
Speaker 6: think it is too much of like you're just involving

794
00:36:30,600 --> 00:36:33,759
Speaker 6: more variables when you don't really want to be thinking

795
00:36:33,800 --> 00:36:34,480
Speaker 6: about stuff like that.

796
00:36:35,040 --> 00:36:36,800
Speaker 5: Right personally, it's a hard pastor for me because I

797
00:36:36,840 --> 00:36:38,640
Speaker 5: got I once. It wasn't my dog, but I got

798
00:36:38,640 --> 00:36:40,960
Speaker 5: a cold nose in the asshole and that was like

799
00:36:42,960 --> 00:36:47,080
Speaker 5: that was enough for me, Which was the huh who

800
00:36:47,280 --> 00:36:49,200
Speaker 5: was it? It wasn't it wasn't Leo, And that's all

801
00:36:49,200 --> 00:36:52,880
Speaker 5: I'm willing to talk about right now. But it was

802
00:36:52,960 --> 00:36:54,600
Speaker 5: like I got a sniff sniff in the booty hole

803
00:36:54,680 --> 00:36:57,720
Speaker 5: and it was like I was like, oh my someone's

804
00:36:58,200 --> 00:36:59,080
Speaker 5: someone wants to play.

805
00:36:59,440 --> 00:37:03,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I need to, like I need to be

806
00:37:03,800 --> 00:37:06,920
Speaker 1: very clear minded. Like even the pictures that we have

807
00:37:07,160 --> 00:37:09,200
Speaker 1: up of the kids and family in our bedroom, I

808
00:37:09,280 --> 00:37:12,719
Speaker 1: had to move because I'm like, I can't have people

809
00:37:12,760 --> 00:37:15,520
Speaker 1: looking at me like and I even I am, I

810
00:37:15,600 --> 00:37:19,239
Speaker 1: am such a recovering Catholic that I only want to

811
00:37:19,280 --> 00:37:20,960
Speaker 1: really have sex under the covers because I feel like

812
00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:22,200
Speaker 1: the Holy Ghost is watching.

813
00:37:25,440 --> 00:37:27,400
Speaker 6: That's what they watching about the Holy Ghost is that

814
00:37:27,680 --> 00:37:31,600
Speaker 6: they're under the covers. Yes, that's where the Holy Ghosts lives.

815
00:37:33,160 --> 00:37:38,319
Speaker 4: Oh my god, rise up.

816
00:37:38,960 --> 00:37:42,000
Speaker 7: It's it was the first person to cut out holes

817
00:37:42,040 --> 00:37:42,479
Speaker 7: in a sheet.

818
00:37:43,200 --> 00:37:46,279
Speaker 1: This is ridiculous. What is the appropriate age to stop

819
00:37:46,360 --> 00:37:47,080
Speaker 1: trigger treating?

820
00:37:48,200 --> 00:37:50,080
Speaker 4: You know that, you know what it is. It's like,

821
00:37:50,280 --> 00:37:53,120
Speaker 4: it's like that Supreme Court justice said about it obscenity.

822
00:37:53,239 --> 00:37:54,360
Speaker 4: I know it when I see it.

823
00:37:54,800 --> 00:37:59,239
Speaker 5: And and like and like when you're because I'm I'm

824
00:37:59,280 --> 00:38:02,000
Speaker 5: a candy give like people come to my neighborhood to

825
00:38:02,080 --> 00:38:04,880
Speaker 5: get that candy. And like when you're fourteen and out

826
00:38:04,920 --> 00:38:06,480
Speaker 5: here and don't say trick or treat and you just

827
00:38:07,239 --> 00:38:10,640
Speaker 5: like have a bodega bag, Like what give it?

828
00:38:10,960 --> 00:38:13,360
Speaker 4: Give it? I'm dressed like I'm dressed like Jason.

829
00:38:13,560 --> 00:38:16,759
Speaker 5: When it's more of a threat, Ah, when it's more

830
00:38:16,840 --> 00:38:20,279
Speaker 5: threatening than cute, you're done, you know.

831
00:38:21,440 --> 00:38:21,640
Speaker 4: Yeah.

832
00:38:21,960 --> 00:38:25,080
Speaker 6: If I'm standing in the doorway and you're taller than me,

833
00:38:25,560 --> 00:38:29,040
Speaker 6: I shouldn't be giving you for candy. You should be

834
00:38:29,280 --> 00:38:33,520
Speaker 6: escorting a youngster and yeah, candy like any other good adult.

835
00:38:33,640 --> 00:38:37,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, or checking kid for its candy. Thank you?

836
00:38:37,160 --> 00:38:38,759
Speaker 7: Yes, yes, yeah.

837
00:38:38,800 --> 00:38:41,680
Speaker 1: I want to say if you know that Sanna is

838
00:38:42,600 --> 00:38:46,080
Speaker 1: not real spoiler alert, wow, and you're too old to

839
00:38:46,080 --> 00:38:48,359
Speaker 1: play with barbies, then maybe you don't trick or treat,

840
00:38:48,640 --> 00:38:50,560
Speaker 1: you know, like twelve thirteen.

841
00:38:50,640 --> 00:38:52,560
Speaker 6: We went one year and when I was I can't

842
00:38:52,560 --> 00:38:54,560
Speaker 6: remember if I think it was sixth grade, and we

843
00:38:54,640 --> 00:38:56,440
Speaker 6: got a lot of heat from a lot of the

844
00:38:56,520 --> 00:38:58,399
Speaker 6: people that were opening the door. So we're just kind

845
00:38:58,400 --> 00:39:01,960
Speaker 6: of like really it was like a really vibe and

846
00:39:02,080 --> 00:39:05,080
Speaker 6: that was kind of embarrassing. So we were embarrassed out grade.

847
00:39:05,800 --> 00:39:08,279
Speaker 5: Okay, that's that's a long that's a long time ago.

848
00:39:08,600 --> 00:39:11,040
Speaker 5: But like but now children have to be like you know,

849
00:39:11,120 --> 00:39:12,839
Speaker 5: now we have to coddle the children. So up until

850
00:39:12,840 --> 00:39:14,759
Speaker 5: the eighth grade, I think you could go till the

851
00:39:14,760 --> 00:39:17,000
Speaker 5: eighth grade. But like sixth grade, you're in your prime.

852
00:39:17,480 --> 00:39:19,640
Speaker 5: You're killing it. You're still cute, you know, and like

853
00:39:20,360 --> 00:39:24,120
Speaker 5: you still got the cuteness factor, and like, but eighth grade,

854
00:39:24,280 --> 00:39:25,920
Speaker 5: you know, when you're starting to get like when you're

855
00:39:25,920 --> 00:39:28,040
Speaker 5: when you're getting oily and stuff like that, it's just

856
00:39:28,080 --> 00:39:28,800
Speaker 5: like cute anymore.

857
00:39:29,960 --> 00:39:34,520
Speaker 6: Oh, you know, if you have visible chin acney, you

858
00:39:34,600 --> 00:39:36,080
Speaker 6: shouldn't be able to drink.

859
00:39:36,320 --> 00:39:38,920
Speaker 5: You got if you've got chackney, you gotta go. You're

860
00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:41,960
Speaker 5: not getting any of Yeah, and by the.

861
00:39:41,960 --> 00:39:44,320
Speaker 4: Way, those harsh ones I'm terrible.

862
00:39:44,520 --> 00:39:46,640
Speaker 5: I'm like, I don't like running out of candy, so

863
00:39:46,680 --> 00:39:49,640
Speaker 5: I'll just be like one piece only. I'm that guy

864
00:39:50,800 --> 00:39:52,680
Speaker 5: you came all the way to stoop for one piece

865
00:39:52,719 --> 00:39:53,160
Speaker 5: of candy.

866
00:39:53,640 --> 00:39:53,759
Speaker 1: Here.

867
00:39:53,840 --> 00:39:56,840
Speaker 5: Let me let me dive in what age should you

868
00:39:56,920 --> 00:40:05,120
Speaker 5: stop sharing a hotel room with your parents? Immediately question immediate, mall,

869
00:40:05,480 --> 00:40:06,320
Speaker 5: what are you doing?

870
00:40:07,520 --> 00:40:08,359
Speaker 2: I guess, oh my god.

871
00:40:08,680 --> 00:40:11,880
Speaker 6: One detail question is how many cpat machines are in

872
00:40:12,040 --> 00:40:15,160
Speaker 6: that hotel room, because you can't have more than one.

873
00:40:15,960 --> 00:40:18,240
Speaker 7: If there's more than one, you got to splurge.

874
00:40:18,800 --> 00:40:19,560
Speaker 2: I don't know.

875
00:40:20,600 --> 00:40:23,120
Speaker 5: I think if you have the means and the resources,

876
00:40:23,320 --> 00:40:26,640
Speaker 5: you should create boundaries between you and your parents because

877
00:40:26,960 --> 00:40:28,880
Speaker 5: ultimately they also want space.

878
00:40:29,520 --> 00:40:31,719
Speaker 2: I mean, I guess it really depends what age we're

879
00:40:31,760 --> 00:40:32,279
Speaker 2: talking about.

880
00:40:32,280 --> 00:40:32,640
Speaker 4: If you do.

881
00:40:33,080 --> 00:40:34,920
Speaker 1: If you do do a hotel room, I would try

882
00:40:34,920 --> 00:40:37,239
Speaker 1: to get one that have like the their next door

883
00:40:37,320 --> 00:40:39,880
Speaker 1: so you have the like connecting door. But like, I

884
00:40:39,920 --> 00:40:42,520
Speaker 1: don't even think of like hotels anymore. I'm not like

885
00:40:42,560 --> 00:40:44,480
Speaker 1: in a hotel space when I have like more than

886
00:40:44,520 --> 00:40:47,719
Speaker 1: one person with me, I'm like, what's the airbnb situation?

887
00:40:47,840 --> 00:40:49,120
Speaker 2: Because it'd be nice for all.

888
00:40:49,080 --> 00:40:50,640
Speaker 1: Of us to have a kitchen when we wake up,

889
00:40:51,040 --> 00:40:53,560
Speaker 1: because I'm really not trying to fuck around with five

890
00:40:53,640 --> 00:40:56,520
Speaker 1: hundred dollars for oatmeal for four people. Yeah, I'm the

891
00:40:56,600 --> 00:40:59,080
Speaker 1: only child, and so I'm more like the third person

892
00:40:59,160 --> 00:41:02,560
Speaker 1: in the family then the kid. So like one of

893
00:41:02,640 --> 00:41:04,720
Speaker 1: my first memories of going to Paris with my parents,

894
00:41:05,520 --> 00:41:08,440
Speaker 1: I don't know, I was twelve or thirteen, and my

895
00:41:08,640 --> 00:41:11,359
Speaker 1: dad put up a sheet in like a little room,

896
00:41:11,560 --> 00:41:15,120
Speaker 1: sure in our hotel in Paris, and like I could

897
00:41:15,200 --> 00:41:16,800
Speaker 1: hear him trying to have sex with my mom. My

898
00:41:16,880 --> 00:41:23,279
Speaker 1: Mom's like, no, Michelle's here, and I'm like, okay, I'll

899
00:41:23,280 --> 00:41:25,440
Speaker 1: see you for the croissant in the morning. And so,

900
00:41:26,200 --> 00:41:28,680
Speaker 1: you know, but I was too young to have my

901
00:41:28,760 --> 00:41:29,200
Speaker 1: own room.

902
00:41:29,360 --> 00:41:30,600
Speaker 2: So I don't know.

903
00:41:30,640 --> 00:41:32,879
Speaker 1: If you do do it, you gotta really lean into

904
00:41:32,960 --> 00:41:33,759
Speaker 1: it and have fun.

905
00:41:34,239 --> 00:41:36,960
Speaker 5: Maybe the parents are in fantiizing this person and not

906
00:41:37,200 --> 00:41:40,279
Speaker 5: letting them get another room. You know, It's like, maybe

907
00:41:40,440 --> 00:41:42,719
Speaker 5: that's also happening if the person is being guilty. But

908
00:41:42,800 --> 00:41:44,279
Speaker 5: I feel as though, if you're on a trip and

909
00:41:44,320 --> 00:41:46,640
Speaker 5: you want some space to yourself, get a room next door,

910
00:41:46,719 --> 00:41:48,320
Speaker 5: get an adjoining room, maybe get a room down the

911
00:41:48,360 --> 00:41:50,120
Speaker 5: hall and create a little space for yourself, you know,

912
00:41:50,200 --> 00:41:53,919
Speaker 5: and see what that's like. And if your parents aren't

913
00:41:53,920 --> 00:41:56,560
Speaker 5: going to pay for another room, then you know, maybe

914
00:41:57,080 --> 00:41:59,800
Speaker 5: give it a try. Go to like there's Hotel Tonight,

915
00:42:00,080 --> 00:42:02,120
Speaker 5: which a lot of comedians use on the road.

916
00:42:02,239 --> 00:42:03,880
Speaker 4: Things like that, very cheap hotels.

917
00:42:04,600 --> 00:42:07,520
Speaker 5: We're not sponsored by the but it's a really good

918
00:42:07,600 --> 00:42:11,239
Speaker 5: it's a really good discount spot for a cheap hotel room.

919
00:42:11,760 --> 00:42:13,600
Speaker 4: I think that's a thing.

920
00:42:13,800 --> 00:42:16,440
Speaker 5: And then also like, you know, they're very lucky that

921
00:42:16,480 --> 00:42:19,480
Speaker 5: their parents didn't do like a Colonial Williamsburg like family bed,

922
00:42:19,960 --> 00:42:22,279
Speaker 5: which is like you all are in the same bed

923
00:42:23,320 --> 00:42:25,239
Speaker 5: and like it's worse than the sheet in the middle

924
00:42:25,280 --> 00:42:27,400
Speaker 5: between the two beds. There's like this kind of like

925
00:42:27,480 --> 00:42:31,000
Speaker 5: there was a a wooden like fence that they would

926
00:42:31,040 --> 00:42:33,880
Speaker 5: put up and then it had little points on it

927
00:42:34,480 --> 00:42:36,920
Speaker 5: so that if like if if your daughter was being

928
00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:40,400
Speaker 5: courted by you know, the town squire, he couldn't know,

929
00:42:40,719 --> 00:42:44,879
Speaker 5: he wouldn't climb over to yeah to humper in the night.

930
00:42:45,280 --> 00:42:47,920
Speaker 7: And that was the sharp fence.

931
00:42:48,360 --> 00:42:52,400
Speaker 4: No no, and the family bed, And that, my friends,

932
00:42:53,040 --> 00:42:53,560
Speaker 4: is adulting.

933
00:42:59,280 --> 00:43:01,960
Speaker 1: We have to tell Lin Manuel Miranda about it. Maybe

934
00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:02,919
Speaker 1: he'll put it in the show.

935
00:43:03,560 --> 00:43:04,640
Speaker 7: The next musical.

936
00:43:05,760 --> 00:43:07,520
Speaker 4: Okay, so the next question.

937
00:43:09,040 --> 00:43:09,840
Speaker 2: Family matters.

938
00:43:10,440 --> 00:43:14,240
Speaker 1: Well, so the next question is I fucking hate to meditate,

939
00:43:14,400 --> 00:43:17,880
Speaker 1: but I know I need to calm down. Do you

940
00:43:18,200 --> 00:43:20,680
Speaker 1: have any meditation APT recommendation?

941
00:43:21,920 --> 00:43:22,040
Speaker 6: Yo?

942
00:43:22,440 --> 00:43:28,000
Speaker 5: Anybody that says I the anger, my hot, searing animus, they.

943
00:43:28,040 --> 00:43:30,879
Speaker 1: Really try, they really try. It's not working out.

944
00:43:31,760 --> 00:43:33,840
Speaker 4: Is Judy Gold writing these questions?

945
00:43:37,520 --> 00:43:38,480
Speaker 7: One big curls.

946
00:43:42,440 --> 00:43:43,279
Speaker 1: I love her too.

947
00:43:44,480 --> 00:43:46,720
Speaker 6: I have the same kind of thing where the second

948
00:43:46,760 --> 00:43:48,480
Speaker 6: I would try to start meditating, I'd be like, I

949
00:43:48,520 --> 00:43:48,960
Speaker 6: can't do this.

950
00:43:49,719 --> 00:43:51,080
Speaker 7: The second I would try.

951
00:43:50,960 --> 00:43:52,960
Speaker 6: To quiet my mind, it was almost like I was

952
00:43:53,080 --> 00:43:55,680
Speaker 6: quieting it for the most vicious voices to comm in

953
00:43:55,800 --> 00:43:57,600
Speaker 6: and be like you're an idiot or trying to do

954
00:43:57,680 --> 00:44:00,600
Speaker 6: this or whatever. So there is a thing some taught

955
00:44:00,680 --> 00:44:02,920
Speaker 6: me where it's like you don't it's not you're just

956
00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:06,080
Speaker 6: trying to get to neutral. So that idea that like,

957
00:44:06,239 --> 00:44:08,440
Speaker 6: if you're just gonna sit there and be quiet, you're

958
00:44:08,520 --> 00:44:12,279
Speaker 6: not trying to have like no thoughts whatsoever. That's that's

959
00:44:12,320 --> 00:44:16,160
Speaker 6: impossible unless you're you know, like a monk or something.

960
00:44:16,440 --> 00:44:19,000
Speaker 6: You're just trying to get to like a calm, neutral,

961
00:44:19,600 --> 00:44:24,879
Speaker 6: quiet place. Also, if you need an app headspace's that's

962
00:44:24,920 --> 00:44:27,200
Speaker 6: a good one where it's they're really short, like it's

963
00:44:27,239 --> 00:44:30,200
Speaker 6: like five minute meditation, ten minute meditation, so you're not

964
00:44:30,320 --> 00:44:32,439
Speaker 6: trying to sit down for twenty minutes.

965
00:44:32,200 --> 00:44:32,839
Speaker 7: On day one.

966
00:44:33,680 --> 00:44:35,960
Speaker 5: The calm app is pretty good. I mean, I find myself.

967
00:44:36,040 --> 00:44:38,480
Speaker 5: I was just like meditating this morning and I was

968
00:44:38,640 --> 00:44:41,480
Speaker 5: kind of fidgeting and then I realized I was cold

969
00:44:41,719 --> 00:44:44,000
Speaker 5: and I just kind of like held myself and that

970
00:44:44,200 --> 00:44:46,160
Speaker 5: felt really good, you know, and I was like, oh,

971
00:44:46,200 --> 00:44:47,200
Speaker 5: that's what I need right now.

972
00:44:47,840 --> 00:44:50,319
Speaker 4: And I just I would add one thing. If you are.

973
00:44:50,360 --> 00:44:54,320
Speaker 5: Meditating and it's so it's so goofy and it's so

974
00:44:54,600 --> 00:44:58,200
Speaker 5: like whatever, basic, but you can just say like be there,

975
00:44:58,400 --> 00:45:01,400
Speaker 5: like you breathe in, be a, you exhale there, and

976
00:45:01,560 --> 00:45:03,520
Speaker 5: like if you can just concentrate on those two words.

977
00:45:05,080 --> 00:45:05,200
Speaker 6: Now.

978
00:45:08,719 --> 00:45:11,399
Speaker 1: No, this is really good for me because I am

979
00:45:12,120 --> 00:45:13,280
Speaker 1: not good at meditating.

980
00:45:14,239 --> 00:45:16,080
Speaker 4: Did you write this question? I didn't see it on

981
00:45:16,120 --> 00:45:18,920
Speaker 4: the list, I shall no, but.

982
00:45:19,120 --> 00:45:20,400
Speaker 2: It really fucking spoke to me.

983
00:45:21,840 --> 00:45:22,040
Speaker 5: Yeah.

984
00:45:22,120 --> 00:45:25,680
Speaker 1: I am really bad at it and I usually fall asleep.

985
00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:26,280
Speaker 4: Okay.

986
00:45:26,960 --> 00:45:29,160
Speaker 1: I have to manage my expectations when it comes to

987
00:45:29,239 --> 00:45:32,960
Speaker 1: meditation because people talk about it like it's euphoric, like

988
00:45:33,360 --> 00:45:36,600
Speaker 1: I'm seeing shit with my third eye. I know the answer.

989
00:45:36,880 --> 00:45:39,560
Speaker 2: I feel so much calm now during the day, and

990
00:45:39,680 --> 00:45:41,239
Speaker 2: I'm just none of that happens for me.

991
00:45:41,360 --> 00:45:43,239
Speaker 1: In fact, I feel more anxious because I'm not doing

992
00:45:43,280 --> 00:45:45,640
Speaker 1: it right. I'm coming up with lists and things that

993
00:45:45,680 --> 00:45:46,440
Speaker 1: I haven't done yet.

994
00:45:46,480 --> 00:45:48,680
Speaker 2: But then I want to do can you know what

995
00:45:48,719 --> 00:45:48,960
Speaker 2: I mean?

996
00:45:49,040 --> 00:45:51,759
Speaker 1: And so I'm like, I don't know, I could just

997
00:45:51,800 --> 00:45:53,800
Speaker 1: also take a bath, but you know what's good for that?

998
00:45:54,160 --> 00:45:56,719
Speaker 7: And this is not app specific, but any kind of

999
00:45:56,880 --> 00:45:57,840
Speaker 7: guided meditation.

1000
00:45:58,120 --> 00:46:00,799
Speaker 6: Then you're kind of out of the driver's seat, right

1001
00:46:01,040 --> 00:46:02,759
Speaker 6: And then you have some like someone with a real

1002
00:46:02,800 --> 00:46:05,719
Speaker 6: good voice that's just saying stuff every once in a while,

1003
00:46:05,880 --> 00:46:08,800
Speaker 6: and so you're basically listening and we all kind of

1004
00:46:08,840 --> 00:46:10,120
Speaker 6: know how to do that when you're just like, oh,

1005
00:46:10,160 --> 00:46:10,520
Speaker 6: what are they.

1006
00:46:10,480 --> 00:46:12,640
Speaker 7: Going to say next? And you don't have to quote

1007
00:46:12,680 --> 00:46:13,840
Speaker 7: unquote do anything.

1008
00:46:14,200 --> 00:46:14,480
Speaker 2: Okay?

1009
00:46:14,680 --> 00:46:15,040
Speaker 4: I like that.

1010
00:46:15,239 --> 00:46:18,759
Speaker 5: Yeah, guided meditations are the best. Absolutely, Just like have

1011
00:46:18,880 --> 00:46:20,959
Speaker 5: them guide you through this, please.

1012
00:46:20,920 --> 00:46:23,080
Speaker 1: Oh my god, guide me through the purple rain, bitch,

1013
00:46:23,200 --> 00:46:30,239
Speaker 1: let's get okay. Last question, when is it okay to

1014
00:46:30,360 --> 00:46:32,480
Speaker 1: start farting around someone you're dating?

1015
00:46:33,080 --> 00:46:40,280
Speaker 4: Yes, Bertie, first, take them to the Jilly Bowl Classic.

1016
00:46:41,400 --> 00:46:46,719
Speaker 4: Just sneak a cheap one one just right in their

1017
00:46:46,800 --> 00:46:51,040
Speaker 4: face like a gentleman. I don't know. The first part

1018
00:46:51,120 --> 00:46:52,920
Speaker 4: is probably like, what three.

1019
00:46:52,800 --> 00:46:55,800
Speaker 2: Four months in, I just farted twelve years in.

1020
00:46:57,080 --> 00:46:58,800
Speaker 4: That's right, you have that decompression chamber.

1021
00:47:00,640 --> 00:47:02,040
Speaker 7: He would get it in the bathroom.

1022
00:47:02,160 --> 00:47:05,000
Speaker 5: Yeah, the take impression shaper you get in after every

1023
00:47:05,120 --> 00:47:07,719
Speaker 5: date and it would suck fart.

1024
00:47:09,840 --> 00:47:12,680
Speaker 6: Remember how amazing the best commercial ever where the girl

1025
00:47:12,760 --> 00:47:14,560
Speaker 6: gets in the gets walked to the car on the

1026
00:47:14,640 --> 00:47:16,719
Speaker 6: first date and gets in and farts and then there's

1027
00:47:16,719 --> 00:47:17,800
Speaker 6: a couple in the backseat.

1028
00:47:19,320 --> 00:47:20,960
Speaker 2: No, I don't look at that.

1029
00:47:21,680 --> 00:47:27,560
Speaker 6: I can't remember what it's for, but it was. I

1030
00:47:27,640 --> 00:47:31,240
Speaker 6: had a boyfriend who would laugh really hard anytime I farted.

1031
00:47:31,520 --> 00:47:34,560
Speaker 6: He thought it was really hilarious. It's just the person

1032
00:47:34,760 --> 00:47:37,759
Speaker 6: that you are dating at the time. If somebody is

1033
00:47:37,800 --> 00:47:39,839
Speaker 6: going to be grossed out by you and think you're gross,

1034
00:47:40,800 --> 00:47:41,880
Speaker 6: then you're gonna have to.

1035
00:47:41,880 --> 00:47:42,440
Speaker 7: Work that out.

1036
00:47:42,640 --> 00:47:46,040
Speaker 4: But the specs the question, Karen, are you a funny farter?

1037
00:47:47,160 --> 00:47:50,000
Speaker 6: I will play up to the audience absolutely, if you

1038
00:47:50,160 --> 00:47:51,960
Speaker 6: know that the audience is going to receive me.

1039
00:47:52,080 --> 00:47:52,920
Speaker 4: Well not.

1040
00:47:53,160 --> 00:47:54,600
Speaker 7: I wouldn't be a funny farter.

1041
00:47:54,440 --> 00:47:59,800
Speaker 6: Just someone who's like, oh my god, you know what,

1042
00:47:59,880 --> 00:48:00,919
Speaker 6: I think it's really cute.

1043
00:48:00,960 --> 00:48:03,080
Speaker 1: I think, especially in the beginning of a relationship where

1044
00:48:03,120 --> 00:48:05,160
Speaker 1: everything is like new and fun, It's like, tell me

1045
00:48:05,200 --> 00:48:07,520
Speaker 1: about your childhood and on your fucking interest in shit.

1046
00:48:08,120 --> 00:48:12,279
Speaker 2: I you know how people are like love or whatever chat.

1047
00:48:12,400 --> 00:48:16,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I think it's fun to talk about it.

1048
00:48:16,520 --> 00:48:18,760
Speaker 2: You know, like what foods make you fart?

1049
00:48:19,000 --> 00:48:23,919
Speaker 1: And you know what I mean, people are like just like, oh,

1050
00:48:24,040 --> 00:48:25,640
Speaker 1: like the chili or like the black beans or the

1051
00:48:25,719 --> 00:48:26,800
Speaker 1: kiddy be it like whatever it is.

1052
00:48:27,160 --> 00:48:30,520
Speaker 2: Like, Yeah, I think that's a cute conversation to have.

1053
00:48:31,280 --> 00:48:33,120
Speaker 5: Yeah, I alway feeling you should say safety before you

1054
00:48:33,200 --> 00:48:37,160
Speaker 5: do it. And then people, yeah, I'm like.

1055
00:48:37,280 --> 00:48:40,080
Speaker 1: Earmuffs, I'm gonna fart, And he's like, now, I'm like

1056
00:48:40,200 --> 00:48:45,400
Speaker 1: in this economy, yes, are you serious? Can my asshole

1057
00:48:45,560 --> 00:48:46,680
Speaker 1: speaker of this house?

1058
00:48:47,000 --> 00:48:50,239
Speaker 2: And we need to talk about some shit.

1059
00:48:50,360 --> 00:48:54,759
Speaker 5: After fifteen rounds of voting, Yes, we've got a fart

1060
00:48:54,800 --> 00:48:56,080
Speaker 5: after fifteen rounds of voting.

1061
00:48:56,840 --> 00:49:00,000
Speaker 6: My sister was very Everything was gross to her growing up.

1062
00:49:00,160 --> 00:49:03,480
Speaker 6: Everything was gross. Everything was gross. And one time she

1063
00:49:04,160 --> 00:49:06,960
Speaker 6: started farting and it was really gross and I was like, wow, really,

1064
00:49:07,280 --> 00:49:10,320
Speaker 6: and then she started laughing, and then the tempo of

1065
00:49:10,400 --> 00:49:13,480
Speaker 6: the fart change like it was still going, but then

1066
00:49:13,520 --> 00:49:16,200
Speaker 6: I was like going with her laughter, and then we

1067
00:49:16,360 --> 00:49:16,960
Speaker 6: could not sup.

1068
00:49:17,800 --> 00:49:20,520
Speaker 7: It was one of the greatest, like one of those

1069
00:49:20,880 --> 00:49:23,560
Speaker 7: latchkey kid after school moments. We were like, if only

1070
00:49:23,680 --> 00:49:25,840
Speaker 7: we had video, this was unbelievable.

1071
00:49:26,200 --> 00:49:31,759
Speaker 2: Ah, I wish, I wish. Oh that's so nice. You know,

1072
00:49:31,880 --> 00:49:35,400
Speaker 2: I really gotta. I should set higher expectations for my farts.

1073
00:49:38,080 --> 00:49:40,040
Speaker 7: The thing I can't do it, you can do I

1074
00:49:40,120 --> 00:49:40,560
Speaker 7: can do it.

1075
00:49:41,320 --> 00:49:43,400
Speaker 1: You know my daughter, if you pull her fingers, she

1076
00:49:43,440 --> 00:49:46,120
Speaker 1: could fart no matter what time of day, and she's

1077
00:49:46,200 --> 00:49:46,640
Speaker 1: proud of it.

1078
00:49:46,880 --> 00:49:51,279
Speaker 2: And then when she when she farts, otus will He'll

1079
00:49:51,320 --> 00:49:54,200
Speaker 2: blink with both eyes and I'm like, I'm done. I'm

1080
00:49:54,880 --> 00:49:55,839
Speaker 2: a mother. I'm done.

1081
00:49:57,080 --> 00:49:57,360
Speaker 7: Talent.

1082
00:49:58,239 --> 00:49:59,920
Speaker 1: Here are the keys to the car, you guys are

1083
00:50:00,080 --> 00:50:03,440
Speaker 1: go straight to the live round gold confetti.

1084
00:50:03,040 --> 00:50:06,839
Speaker 2: Gold confetti. Divon Cowell is on the bone. Yes, Star

1085
00:50:06,960 --> 00:50:07,920
Speaker 2: Search four.

1086
00:50:07,800 --> 00:50:09,720
Speaker 4: Stars America has got talent.

1087
00:50:11,120 --> 00:50:12,240
Speaker 2: Turn in my chair around.

1088
00:50:12,440 --> 00:50:12,719
Speaker 4: I just.

1089
00:50:14,280 --> 00:50:15,440
Speaker 1: I just had to see what it looks like.

1090
00:50:17,000 --> 00:50:20,280
Speaker 2: So I had the biggest wedge. You guys, I'm so sorry.

1091
00:50:20,360 --> 00:50:23,400
Speaker 1: I just got It's like one of those high control,

1092
00:50:23,480 --> 00:50:24,320
Speaker 1: pantingtop songs.

1093
00:50:24,440 --> 00:50:25,120
Speaker 4: Now we know what they are.

1094
00:50:25,239 --> 00:50:30,000
Speaker 5: You regretting hiring us as a podcast, Thank you for

1095
00:50:30,200 --> 00:50:30,759
Speaker 5: hiring us.

1096
00:50:31,239 --> 00:50:33,120
Speaker 2: Usually I was gonna well.

1097
00:50:33,200 --> 00:50:35,680
Speaker 1: Usually at the end of every show, we asked our guess,

1098
00:50:35,719 --> 00:50:38,560
Speaker 1: what's the most adult thing you want to do self

1099
00:50:38,600 --> 00:50:42,480
Speaker 1: that you haven't But you could also just tell us

1100
00:50:42,680 --> 00:50:44,080
Speaker 1: why you want to hire us.

1101
00:50:46,080 --> 00:50:47,640
Speaker 7: Well, I knew the.

1102
00:50:47,680 --> 00:50:52,040
Speaker 6: Far content would come strong and serious week after week,

1103
00:50:52,320 --> 00:50:54,520
Speaker 6: and we knew that you guys could deliver.

1104
00:50:54,680 --> 00:50:55,320
Speaker 4: We didn't let you do.

1105
00:50:56,560 --> 00:50:59,200
Speaker 6: So Excited that you guys are on our network, it's

1106
00:50:59,200 --> 00:51:01,839
Speaker 6: still kind of a dream can come true. That first

1107
00:51:01,880 --> 00:51:04,800
Speaker 6: episode with May of Higgins, I lost my mind. I

1108
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Speaker 6: was just like, I knew this was going to be good,

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Speaker 6: but I didn't know it was going to be this

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Speaker 6: level of She's in love with Jordan's dad good.

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Speaker 7: I mean, it was just the funniest I.

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Speaker 1: Hadn't leave the rooms.

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Speaker 7: Still working on it one year later.

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Speaker 6: So the one thing I would still like to do

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Speaker 6: is that's the question, right, Like, yeah, yes, honestly, I

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Speaker 6: would love to learn how to professionally cut hair.

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Speaker 7: I would love your hair.

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Speaker 4: It looks really nice. By the way, it's always.

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Speaker 1: It's always banging. The hair is always banging.

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Speaker 7: Thank you.

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Speaker 1: But wait a minute, this is a beautiful answer. Out

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Speaker 1: of all the guests since twenty seventeen, no one has

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Speaker 1: ever said this, right. Yeah, well there's there's been other

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Speaker 1: things too, but like this is there's so much responsibility

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Speaker 1: with cutting someone's hair.

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Speaker 7: Yes, they're it, and also it's like I don't I

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Speaker 7: really don't know how they do it.

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Speaker 6: I would be fascinating to understand, like the geometry of

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Speaker 6: cutting hair, especially men's hair. Like I was watching, So

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Speaker 6: I just did get my hair done because I do

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Speaker 6: get it done up here, and the woman that I

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Speaker 6: go to, who's the girl.

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Speaker 7: The woman that I go to is really really good

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Speaker 7: at it.

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Speaker 6: So she does my roots, then takes another customer while

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Speaker 6: my dye is setting, and then comes back to me

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Speaker 6: right and then does the cut. And so I was

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Speaker 6: watching her cut this guy's hair, and it was his

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Speaker 6: was kind of grown out, but it wasn't particularly long,

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Speaker 6: and the haircut he had when he walked out was

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Speaker 6: so awesome, and I was just like, what how do

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Speaker 6: you do it? Like how do you know the angles

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Speaker 6: and whatever? But also this satisfying when she cuts my

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Speaker 6: hair and pulls it out like this, and then all

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Speaker 6: the weird stringing, how like some pieces have grown longer

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Speaker 6: than others and it makes no sense, and then you

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00:52:56,719 --> 00:52:58,920
Speaker 6: just get to go zip zip zip. Like to me,

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Speaker 6: that is so satisfying watching her do it is so satisfying.

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Speaker 6: I want to be able to do it someday and

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Speaker 6: then you would be so useful to everybody all the time.

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Speaker 2: That is a beautiful answer.

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Speaker 5: You want one of those lifeboat skills, you know, It's like,

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Speaker 5: why do we have you on this lifeboat?

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Speaker 4: Right? Well? I actually I cut hair. We're going to

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Speaker 4: need that. We're going to need that, you know, I mean.

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Speaker 6: We're going to need to stay beautiful on this lifeboat

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00:53:21,960 --> 00:53:23,080
Speaker 6: as we slowly die.

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Speaker 7: I love this.

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Speaker 1: I can't wait to do a follow up to see

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Speaker 1: if you've been a cosmetology school and then you figured

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Speaker 1: out how to put it, because that is magic.

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Speaker 2: Thank you so much for joining us and doing our show.

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Speaker 6: It's nice to talk to foying us. Thank you, Thank

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Speaker 6: you with my pleasure. Great job, everybody. You're doing really

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00:53:45,520 --> 00:53:49,399
Speaker 6: good those live shows too, man, you guys really come

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00:53:49,480 --> 00:53:52,480
Speaker 6: alive those. I'm so excited that you guys are capturing

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00:53:52,560 --> 00:53:54,240
Speaker 6: the live show vibe.

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00:53:54,560 --> 00:53:55,520
Speaker 1: It's so awesome.

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00:53:55,680 --> 00:53:56,160
Speaker 4: It's so fun.

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Speaker 1: Thank you.

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00:53:56,840 --> 00:53:57,800
Speaker 4: I'm glad we could do it.

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Speaker 2: There's nothing better than a live show.

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00:54:00,040 --> 00:54:04,000
Speaker 7: Titan Bell House Baby, Yeah, Bell House Baby.

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Speaker 1: Seventh Street all the way, Yeah, nothing better than a

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Speaker 1: live show. Maybe clean sneakers and a good haircut. That's

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Speaker 1: also a good live show.

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Speaker 4: Clean white sneaks. Yeah, you're right all right.

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Speaker 2: Anyways, Karen, Happy New Year. I love you so much.

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Speaker 7: Happy New Year, guys, see you. Thanks for having me.

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Speaker 6: Bye.

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Speaker 1: Wow, that was such a long episode, with such a

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Speaker 1: fun episode. It's time to end the episode.

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Speaker 4: Bud, What do you like?

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00:54:38,360 --> 00:54:40,120
Speaker 6: What you have?

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00:54:40,320 --> 00:54:42,319
Speaker 1: Like a cool dad sweater on and a golden ring

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Speaker 1: and all of a sudden, you can't sell time?

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Speaker 2: What is wrong with you? Is that a pinky ring?

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Speaker 4: I can't No, it's it's a signet ring. It's not

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Speaker 4: a big deal. Let's not dwell on it. Let's just

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Speaker 4: say goodbye.

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Speaker 2: And I'm not trying to do it.

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Speaker 1: Let me just get I love what Karen does for

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Speaker 1: the comedy community, of the podcast community, and and most

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Speaker 1: of all, just truly giving a when we say alternative comedy,

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Speaker 1: like really giving a voice a platform to people who

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Speaker 1: have different voices that don't always you know, have a

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Speaker 1: place to go. Yes, exactly because comedy clubs, YouTube channels,

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Speaker 1: there's like a lot of different outlets are just like

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Speaker 1: you have to be this thing. And it's so nice

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Speaker 1: working with someone who's just like you only have to

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Speaker 1: do your thing, like do you And that's what Karen

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Speaker 1: and Georgia are about, and like I just love that

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Speaker 1: we're here.

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Speaker 2: It feels like it's exactly right.

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Speaker 1: And on that note, bye bye, can't stand myself by

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Speaker 1: still have this wedging.

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Speaker 4: This has been an exactly right production.

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Speaker 2: Our senior producer is g Helle.

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Speaker 4: Our associate producer is Alex Cheat.

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Speaker 2: This episode was mixed by John Bradley.

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Speaker 4: Our guest booker is Patrick Cottner.

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Speaker 1: Additional production support from Pana Kyle Kreig.

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Speaker 4: Theme song and live show DJing is by DJ Don Will.

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Speaker 2: Our live show producer is Maryann Ways.

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Speaker 4: Artwork by Jamie Bechtel.

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Speaker 1: Photography by Guys Vandermost.

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Speaker 5: Executive produced by Karen Kilgera, Georgia Hartstar and Daniel Cranker.

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Speaker 2: Follow the show on Instagram at Adulting the Pod.

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Speaker 5: Email your questions to Adulting Questions at gmail dot com.

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Speaker 1: Okay,