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Speaker 1: Ring Ring, Ring Ring. It's episode two. Two guys, five rings,

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Speaker 1: one podcast.

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Speaker 2: What do you make of the title of this.

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Speaker 1: I think it really says what the podcast is. There's

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Speaker 1: two guys, me and you, Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang.

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Speaker 1: There's five rings, which you explained to me, is the

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Speaker 1: five sort of I'm putting in quotes continents that compete

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Speaker 1: in the Olympics, which I was blown away by Oceania,

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Speaker 1: And now I kind of think we should just kind

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Speaker 1: of do five. I know there's technically seven, but I

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Speaker 1: kind of like five.

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Speaker 2: I like five, isn't Oceanya the name of the airline and.

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Speaker 1: Lost Oceanic Airlines ocean Really happy that you said that

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Speaker 1: Oceanic Airlines flight eight fifteen, that faded flight. You know,

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Speaker 1: that plane went down and not everyone survived. But I'll

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Speaker 1: tell you what, like it was a great show, great entertainment.

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Speaker 2: Yes, please do your best in I'm gonna time it

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Speaker 2: in thirty seconds. Explain the ending of Lost. Do you

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Speaker 2: think you can do that?

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Speaker 1: I can your time tis now. It's actually so basically Lost.

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Speaker 1: The people class on the island, and at the end

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Speaker 1: of the series you find out that you know, some

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Speaker 1: of them actually did get off, but they go back

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Speaker 1: to the island to sort of right their wrongs, and

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Speaker 1: in doing so they it was really a religious allegory.

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Speaker 2: And that's thirty seconds. I think that was the most

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Speaker 2: concise explanation of Lost I've heard in my life.

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Speaker 1: Can I tell you if you had gone back in

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Speaker 1: time and told me when I was watching season one

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Speaker 1: of Lost that it was going to end so badly

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Speaker 1: that I would be unable to even really describe what happened,

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Speaker 1: I would have been crushed. I was obsessed with Lost.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, a lot of people were, gosh, keep forgetting this

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Speaker 2: as an Olympics podcast.

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Speaker 1: Well, the thing is like, that's sort of our whole thing.

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Speaker 1: It's like, we're gonna get around the Olympics and see,

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Speaker 1: it's not called five rings, two guys, it's called two

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Speaker 1: guys five So you kind of have to get through

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Speaker 1: us before we get to.

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Speaker 2: The Olympics, and like it or not, we're here. We're

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Speaker 2: the guys.

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Speaker 1: You know who's not lost? All of the Olympians who

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Speaker 1: qualified for the Paris twenty twenty four Olympics, they are found.

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Speaker 1: They are found in their purpose, they are found in

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Speaker 1: their drive. They are going.

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Speaker 2: To really go for the gold, I'd say, I think

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Speaker 2: they're all going for the goals and not for nothing.

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Speaker 2: They're going for some of the brand partnerships too. Okay,

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Speaker 2: let's just say it. These people want to shill for

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Speaker 2: Ritz Crackers, for tag qeber watches, for a Coca Cola product,

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Speaker 2: and we celebrate that.

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Speaker 1: Thank you for speaking truth. Endorsement. Would you want as

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Speaker 1: an Olympian? What would you want sort of you know,

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Speaker 1: plaster all over your singlet on the side of your

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Speaker 1: car or your mobile, Like, what do you want? Like,

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Speaker 1: what do you want labeling you?

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Speaker 2: This is so hard, This is really very hard. I'm

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Speaker 2: going to follow my gut, Like I said, Ritz Crackers first,

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Speaker 2: just now, I want I want Nabisco. I want anything Nabisco.

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Speaker 1: That would be so funny. You first of all, you

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Speaker 1: being cookie branded, I think is exactly right, Cracker branded, Cracker. Oh,

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Speaker 1: Nibisco's not cookies.

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Speaker 2: Well, nibsco is cookies. I'm sorry, but I'm leading with

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Speaker 2: Rits like Rits is my favorite and Nibisco really slayed

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I would agree. I would agree. I would want

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Speaker 1: to be sponsored by Sprite. Oh, Sprite, I think would

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Speaker 1: I also think those colors would and everyone away.

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Speaker 2: I think you're right. I drink it every day, do you?

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Speaker 2: Actually not every day, but it's famously my favorite drink

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Speaker 1: Now, can I ask you a question? And I really

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Speaker 1: knew the answer to this is sprite and seven up

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Speaker 1: the same thing.

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Speaker 2: It's slightly different for me. It's a Pepsi coke situation, right,

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Speaker 2: It's like the formulations are slightly different, they have different Gosh,

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Speaker 2: soda manufacturing.

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Speaker 1: You should. There's a big demand for that.

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Speaker 2: Well in a post Barbie landscape. I think what's coming

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Speaker 2: next is the soda movie? Is the Coca Cola movie?

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Speaker 1: Didn't we talk about doing coc Cola the movie.

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Speaker 2: I pitched you a Coca Cola the movie idea, and

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Speaker 1: To did that. I think there's huge brand recognition there.

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Speaker 1: Everyone knows Coca Cola, but no one knows the story.

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Speaker 1: Now you would do spray. Why sprite, Yeah, because I

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Speaker 1: also think the word sprite would encourage me to go fast,

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Speaker 1: like you're a sprite. You know, you feel very light,

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Speaker 2: It's a great word.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I feel energetically that it would do

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Speaker 1: wonders for me up here. And you know, it's all mental.

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Speaker 1: It's all sports is all mental. I should reveal at

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Speaker 1: this time I actually am the child of a coach. Father. Yes,

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Speaker 1: my father, Richard Rodgers, was a varsity football and baseball

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Speaker 2: One of the great coaches of Long Island.

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Speaker 1: One of the great coaches of Long Island. Was referred

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Speaker 1: to as a defensive genius. Okay, he was a defensive coordinator,

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Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, As Zach efron Win said.

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Speaker 1: Boy, he say it. He's saying it. He's saying it,

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Speaker 1: gets your head in the game. One of the great

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Speaker 1: So he was a defensive coordinator.

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Speaker 2: No, it should be just fine. Well, apple doesn't fall

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Speaker 1: Drag me on the pod.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, it's very.

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Speaker 1: Alphabet Glenda Codd. This is very what is this feeling?

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Speaker 2: What is this feeling?

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Speaker 2: Now now that we've gotten brand partnerships.

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Speaker 1: Out of the way, yeah, this is That was the

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Speaker 2: That was the two guys part. Now let's talk about

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Speaker 2: the five rings. Okay, yeah, today we are talking about

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Speaker 2: our top athletes to watch for the twenty twenty four

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Speaker 2: Paris Olympic Games. There's a lot of people, yeah, a

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Speaker 2: How did whittle it down to three, wouldn't you say?

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Speaker 1: Incredibly difficult to whittle it down to three? And we

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Speaker 1: Like we don't know why, but Simone Biles just goes

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Speaker 1: And she goes, I was not trying to sabotage your event.

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Speaker 1: Medals perform under pressure? Let's look, I don't, we don't know,

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Speaker 2: Meanwhile, we haven't lifted a damn limb for any sporting

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Speaker 2: Didn't? I came to watch in support and clap, but

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Speaker 2: Oh god, you know what, I genuinely want to do

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Speaker 1: We should do doubles beach volleyball.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, that would be so fun.

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Speaker 1: We should. We should figure it out to play doubles.

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Speaker 1: Do you play tennis for the Olympics.

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Speaker 2: I can tell you something. Freshman year of high school,

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Speaker 1: Well, that's not good.

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Speaker 2: I was so bad at it, terrible, but I appreciate

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Speaker 1: You don't think now you'd be better?

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Speaker 2: No, no, not at all. Why would I be better?

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Speaker 2: My joints are falling apart. Would any better?

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Speaker 1: It is so true what they say. I mean, it's interesting,

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Speaker 1: the same. I go to Barries three times a week.

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Speaker 1: I used to run a four to thirty six mile.

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Speaker 1: Goes to show. Your body goes. Hey, if you're out

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Speaker 2: No, I think we have. No, it's the right idea.

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Speaker 1: while Stone, I would be Katie Ladecki right now, second

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Speaker 1: only to Michael Phelps. Only Michael Phelps did you know,

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Speaker 1: years ago, I did a sketch where I played Michael Phelps,

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Speaker 1: and the game of the sketch, which is that was

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Speaker 1: just the little shop talk. The game meaning the comedic idea.

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Speaker 1: The central bit of the sketch was that he was

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Speaker 1: chowing down on McDonald's, and they practically made me eat

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Speaker 1: the McDonald's again and again and again. I didn't know

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Speaker 1: the concept of like miming the food. I had to

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Speaker 1: sit when I played Michael Phelps in a sketch, And

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Speaker 1: how do you even do that? I mean, like, I

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Speaker 1: don't know, but I ate a ton of McDonald's. And

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Speaker 1: I'll never forgive Michael Phelps for his diet for what

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Speaker 1: it did to me in a comedic sketch. It's untenable. Oh,

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Speaker 1: he should be tried for crimes, criminal court, criminal court.

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Speaker 1: He should go to criminal court for marijuana offenses as

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Speaker 1: it relates to McDonald's consumption after the fact, as.

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Speaker 2: It relates to Matt Rogers playing him in a sketch

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Speaker 2: where the game, as in the central communic idea of

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Speaker 2: the sketch was that he had to eat a bit.

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Speaker 1: Of showers down. He had just wrapped up his events.

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Speaker 1: He hit up McDonald's, which I get it.

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Speaker 2: We do want to mention one more athlete this I

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Speaker 2: think you're gonna like this one. Matt Okay, Caleb Dressel

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Speaker 2: sweety hotty?

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Speaker 1: Is he a hotty? Let me look it up.

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Speaker 2: I think he's gonna be like the first sort of

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Speaker 2: object for a lot of people.

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Speaker 1: Hold on a second. Yeah, I just google, like, I

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Speaker 1: just googled him and I have a big crush on him.

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Speaker 2: Now, well, there you go. That's all it takes. Listen,

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Speaker 2: he took a big break. He's he just had a kid.

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Speaker 2: He is living in a sweet, sweet life, and he

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Speaker 2: is he lives on a farm. He works on a farm.

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Speaker 1: This person would have ruined my life in middle school,

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Speaker 1: Apollo Anton, Oh.

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Speaker 2: No, oh no, I say, oh no.

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Speaker 1: This guy would have taken over.

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Speaker 2: It would have been Caleb Caleb. Caleb Caleb is very special.

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Speaker 2: And look here he's wearing a speedo in this People magazine.

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Speaker 1: Shoot. He's really going for it. Oh my god. That's

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Speaker 1: the thing. It's like, I just Olympics. They give you

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Speaker 1: perfect specimens of human beings. Like remember just watching like

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Speaker 1: as a kid and being like, oh yeah, that's how

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Speaker 1: a body can look. You don't see them. They don't

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Speaker 1: make them like this unless they're Olympics.

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Speaker 2: They don't make them like this.

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Speaker 1: You don't see these Kala Dressel types.

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Speaker 2: No, you don't see these types. Also another mental health

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Speaker 2: king took a long break, took a nine month break

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Speaker 2: after twenty twenty two Worlds to focus on his mental health. Like,

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Speaker 2: this is someone who knows his priorities. This and also

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Speaker 2: I'm rooting for Cale, I'm rooting for him too. Do

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Speaker 2: you see his massive leg tattoo? What's the tattoo?

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Speaker 1: It is a full, full tattoo like that covers his

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Speaker 1: entire right leg. Google this, get Google images out. And

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Speaker 1: by the way, thank you j Lo for wearing the

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Speaker 1: Versace dress in the late nineties. So we even have

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Speaker 1: Google images because we wouldn't have it without j Loo.

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Speaker 1: So I know Jlo. It's going to a rough moment

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Speaker 1: right now. She had to cancel the tour. But pay

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Speaker 1: some respect to Jaylo because she's the reason why we

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Speaker 1: have Google images and we can google Caleb Dressel's full

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Speaker 1: leg tattoo.

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Speaker 2: Which have you seen it? It's a lot of line art.

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Speaker 1: Listen. I'm not saying I love the design. I'm saying

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Speaker 1: I've never seen this on an Olympic swimmer before. Badass vibes. Caleb.

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Speaker 1: We love you, Caleb, we love you. We're obsessed with you.

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Speaker 1: We want to invite you to be on the podcast.

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Speaker 2: In the Olympic village, you're gonna be bored, so come

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Speaker 2: and talk to us.

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Speaker 1: There's gonna be temptations though. I'll tell you that.

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Speaker 2: No, no, because.

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Speaker 1: If I'm in the Olympic village, I'll tell you who.

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Speaker 1: I'm slipping a note mister Dressel. I'm saying, Hi, it's

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Speaker 1: nice to meet you. And then we take hands and

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Speaker 1: I put a little note in his hands and it

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Speaker 1: says my room number.

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Speaker 2: Wow, that's how you got it.

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Speaker 1: That's how I flirt, Hi, how are you? I slipped

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Speaker 1: them a little note, tiny handwritten note. We remember before

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Speaker 1: we were like, we want drama. Get this. Depending on

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Speaker 1: his performance in Paris, he could become the second most

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Speaker 1: decorated US Olympian, depending on how Katie Leadecki does. So

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Speaker 1: remember when we said like men and women weren't competing,

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Speaker 1: they actually are in terms of the history books. Who

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Speaker 1: is going to become the second most decorated US Olympian

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Speaker 1: after Michael Phelps? It be Caleb Dressel or Katie Ladaki. Wow,

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Speaker 1: what and now the Housewives moment we were watching for.

526
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Speaker 2: This is the Housewives moments we were wishing for. Forget

527
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Speaker 2: Billy Jean King and that other guy. This is the

528
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Speaker 2: Battle of the Sexes we've been waiting for.

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Speaker 1: By the way, really underrated a good movie.

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Speaker 2: I didn't see it.

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Speaker 1: You have so many sports movies to watch. You have

532
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Speaker 1: to watch Bendett like Beckham, and you have to watch

533
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Speaker 1: Battle of a Sexist. Otherwise, you can't claim to be

534
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Speaker 1: a fan of Kieran Knightley or Emma Stone.

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Speaker 2: Oh, this is starting to go a little too far

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Speaker 2: for you to question Left. The podcast is officially gone

537
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Speaker 2: left episode two, and you question my fandom of these

538
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Speaker 2: actors and actresses, you have got another thing coming.

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Speaker 1: I want to talk to you offline. I want to

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Speaker 1: talk to you offline. And I'm pointing we're gonna wrap

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Speaker 1: this pockcast up and then I need to talk to

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Speaker 1: you offline. This is the way you treated me today,

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Speaker 1: very very unacceptable. Let's wrap it up.

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Speaker 2: And let's give the metals out. Okay, bronze, bronze, I'm

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Speaker 2: gonna give my bronze to Oh, This.

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Speaker 1: Is so hard. This is hard. You know what, I

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Speaker 1: think we have four I think we have to just

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Speaker 1: leave someone out of it because we don't want to

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Speaker 1: preasure her.

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Speaker 2: Okay, but okay, we've got gold, silver, and bronze. Let's

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Speaker 2: do palladium. Palladium metal is going to be our fourth medal.

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Speaker 2: Fourth place palladium. I'm gonna give to Katie Ladeci.

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Speaker 1: Okay, you've taken a side in the Ladecki vers Dressel

554
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Speaker 1: fake war. We're making up about who's going to become

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Speaker 1: the second most decorated Olympian.

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Speaker 2: And I'm gonna give. And you can disagree with me

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Speaker 2: if you want. I'm gonna give.

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Speaker 1: I don't, I won't.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna give bronze to Kleab.

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Speaker 1: Okay, okay, what took him out of the running for

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Speaker 1: silver and gold? Because all he did, all he did

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Speaker 1: was show up, make us a little h word, be

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00:27:51,400 --> 00:27:54,840
Speaker 1: a great dad, have an interesting tattoo, and be an

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Speaker 1: amazing athlete. So I don't understand, well, I don't understand.

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Speaker 2: That's a diamond dozen to me. There are straight fathers

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Speaker 2: who look hot with tattoos all over the world. I

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Speaker 2: can tell you that. Okay, I'm in Vancouver, Canada right now,

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Speaker 2: and they are everywhere lucky.

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Speaker 1: So that's why.

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Speaker 2: And the reason I gave him Bronx is because between

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Speaker 2: Sha Carry and Simone, I go, this is tough.

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Speaker 1: Because Shakira got to give Simone the silver.

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Speaker 2: I was just gonna say, we're giving Simona silver because

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Speaker 2: we can't give her too much pressure with gold. Sha

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Speaker 2: Carry is going to wew us in Paris. I know it.

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Speaker 1: Sha Carry, you spiritually have won the gold medal on

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Speaker 1: this podcast because we're giving you the gold medal that

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Speaker 1: you deserved in twenty twenty. Because these squares couldn't take

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Speaker 1: you should carry us to victory. Shake carry us to victory.

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00:28:44,560 --> 00:28:47,120
Speaker 1: And now that you're off the stuff, you're gonna run

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Speaker 1: so fast. First of all, can I say this is

582
00:28:52,040 --> 00:28:53,760
Speaker 1: because a lot of people need to smoke weed to

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Speaker 1: manage their anxiety. Yeah, okay, And actually it's medicinal. And

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Speaker 1: this is ridiculous and I'm so tired of squares. Oh

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Speaker 1: my god. Can I say something? Yeah, rub some THHC.

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00:29:06,600 --> 00:29:08,760
Speaker 1: You know who? It was kind of anti marijuana. My

587
00:29:08,840 --> 00:29:12,560
Speaker 1: own father, and he had very bad knees and I

588
00:29:12,680 --> 00:29:17,880
Speaker 1: bought him. It's like this THC. Like rub like this

589
00:29:18,080 --> 00:29:22,800
Speaker 1: vix rub it's THHC or it must be CBD. I

590
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Speaker 1: don't know, Hun. I think it was like THHG but

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Speaker 1: he put it on his knee. Pain no more. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm saying THHD can be very helpful in terms of like,

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Speaker 1: you know, it's it's medicinal. I just I hate the

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Speaker 1: way this went down. So she Carri wins our gold

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Speaker 1: medal on this episode. She is what we are looking

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Speaker 1: forward to the most. We want her redemption, we want

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Speaker 1: her reputation restored, We want victory for her. We know

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Speaker 1: we will see it. She is going and galvanized and not.

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Speaker 2: High, and I hope that for all of us, really,

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Speaker 2: all in all situations in life.

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Speaker 1: Can I be honest with you? Can I be totally transparent?

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Speaker 2: Please?

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Speaker 1: It's Saturday, it's twelve thirty PM. I might smoke some, Shakarry.

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Speaker 2: It's the smoke hour, as Willie Nelson put it.

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Speaker 1: I tell you something. You know who is very proud

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Speaker 1: of sha carry Beyonce.

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Speaker 2: I have no doubt.

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Speaker 1: There is no doubt Shakarry is getting.

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Speaker 2: The Beyonce flowers, the bouquet that Beyonce sends two people

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Speaker 2: every now and then. She deserves it.

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Speaker 1: There's no question who deserves those flowers. And it's sugary.

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Speaker 2: It's sha Carry and Simone and Katie and Caleb.

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Speaker 1: All the four, whether they're palladium, bronze, silver or gold.

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Speaker 1: We are watching these four and we're watching all of

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Speaker 1: the Olympians. And this has been our episode that really

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Speaker 1: zeros in on the top girls. So now you the listener,

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Speaker 1: you know who to be watching.

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Speaker 2: These are the four. There might be more, and there

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Speaker 2: might be there will be more. A Galuley that man

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Speaker 2: is forty four.

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Speaker 1: God, it really it wasn't a good moment when I

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Speaker 1: realized I wanted to be you know, well, that was

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Speaker 1: actually the first time I ever saw Sebastian stan So

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Speaker 1: just another reason why Itanya was a great film. Listen,

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Speaker 1: next episode, we're gonna be getting into the Olympic village.

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Speaker 2: I'm excited.

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Speaker 1: And if you thought that this podcast has already been

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Speaker 1: fixated on zex, just know that there's more coming. Sex sells, Okay,

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Speaker 1: it's what tells. It's what got us this podcast. I

630
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Speaker 1: took one look at us, they said we need these

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Speaker 1: two hotties.

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Speaker 2: H I sent Torso shots to the producer.

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Speaker 1: Of both of us Ooh, you can't send photos of

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Speaker 1: me like that. It got us the gulner ball. Watch

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Speaker 1: every moment of the twenty twenty four Paris Olympics beginning

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Speaker 1: July twenty sixth on NBC and Peacock, and for the

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Speaker 1: first time, you can stream the twenty twenty four Paris

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Speaker 1: games on the iHeartRadio app and listen to two Guys

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Speaker 1: five Rings on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts and wherever

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Speaker 1: you get your podcast bo should we taken out with

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Speaker 1: the Olympics theme? Yes, woo a little. The Bot Books

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