Speaker 1: To Teas in a Pod which Teddy Mellencamp and camera judge.
Speaker 2: Hi, guys, welcome to another episode of to Teas in
Speaker 2: a Pod with myself. It's Teddy mellon Camp and Tamba Judge.
Speaker 2: How came you have headphones on and I don't?
Speaker 3: Oh, we're not supposed to have headphones on.
Speaker 2: Oh. I was like, I've been gone a week and
Speaker 2: now I don't get headphones anymore.
Speaker 3: I see how it is you have been on a week?
Speaker 3: What the hell? Where have you been? Tell me everything?
Speaker 2: So I had our year end horse Nationals were myself
Speaker 2: and Slate both competed. We both won a class. Congratulates, yes,
Speaker 2: but nobody. The horse show is called Capital Challenge, but
Speaker 2: we all by the end of it call it Capital
Speaker 2: punishment because every single day you have to get on
Speaker 2: and prepare your horses prior to showing. So it's you
Speaker 2: get up at four am Washington d C Time, which
Speaker 2: is what time in La Yeah, one am? So we
Speaker 2: I'm on seven days of that and you know how
Speaker 2: I get. I like, don't respond to texts emails when
Speaker 2: I'm riding. I'm like focused. But it ended up being
Speaker 2: a really successful trip. My dad came in to see
Speaker 2: Slate for her birthday and got to see her ride
Speaker 2: for the first time. So it was good. But now
Speaker 2: we're home. But so that was That was my weekend.
Speaker 2: But how was your weekend?
Speaker 3: Oh man, my weekend was. Yeah, it was a lot.
Speaker 3: We filmed the reunion on Sunday. It was like a
Speaker 3: thirteen hour day. I spent the night prior, went to
Speaker 3: dinner with my glam girls and had a nice dinner
Speaker 3: and just laid in bed with anticipation and anxiety. You
Speaker 3: know what, nothing.
Speaker 2: Better than a touch of anxiety on a Saturday. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I saw a picture. I'm not outing anything here. I
Speaker 2: saw a picture that you are first seat. Yeah, Bravo
Speaker 2: released Yeah.
Speaker 3: I released roe chart. So it was me and Shannon,
Speaker 3: you know, on opposite sides first seats, and the next
Speaker 3: to you was Emily, and the next to Shannon was Gina,
Speaker 3: and the next to Gina was Jen and Katie, and
Speaker 3: then on my side, Heather was on the other side
Speaker 3: of Emily, and then Alexis came in and she was
Speaker 3: at the end. I got home late yesterday. I couldn't
Speaker 3: do anything. I literally just laid around like an emotional hangover.
Speaker 3: I talked to Heather. She said the same thing. I
Speaker 3: talked to Emily, she said the same thing. But I
Speaker 3: laid in bed and I watched a TV show that
Speaker 3: they made about us.
Speaker 2: What do you mean it's called The Real Housewives of
Speaker 2: Orange County.
Speaker 3: No, it's about me and you about a Netflix. Yes,
Speaker 3: well that's how I see it anyway. Oh, it's called
Speaker 3: something like Nobody Wants This hold on?
Speaker 2: No, I need to watch it. I don't even know.
Speaker 3: It's about two sisters that have a podcast. So I
Speaker 3: watched that. I really got sucked into it. I kind
Speaker 3: of dozed in and out, but it is so good.
Speaker 3: It's about two like sisters have a podcast and they're
Speaker 3: starting to do live shows.
Speaker 2: And speaking of live shows, you guys, you need to
Speaker 2: pook your tickets soon before they sell out. So go
Speaker 2: to veeps dot com slash two teas in a pod.
Speaker 3: Just go to our social media because you will find
Speaker 3: it there. We have the link posted every single day
Speaker 3: on our stories. It's going to be amazing. We have
Speaker 3: a great lineup. We have Heather to bro we have
Speaker 3: Dolores from Jersey, we have Marisol from Miami, and then
Speaker 3: we have Cynthia from Atlanta.
Speaker 2: Yeah, if you guys want to you know, you want
Speaker 2: to save money a little bit, you can just get
Speaker 2: the regular tickets. But if you want kind of the
Speaker 2: VIP treatment, you can book to get a meet and greet,
Speaker 2: a champagne toast, do all the things.
Speaker 3: I meet all the other girls, just not me and Teddy.
Speaker 3: You're gonna meet everybody there. Now. I know there was
Speaker 3: some confusion on the website, the veep's website where the
Speaker 3: actual virtual one. Like, if you live out of state
Speaker 3: and you can't fly in, I don't know why you couldn't,
Speaker 3: But if you can't, I mean, come on, come on,
Speaker 3: try harder, try harder. Then you can watch the virtual
Speaker 3: which I believe it is on November fourth, But first
Speaker 3: you're going to see us in person at the iHeart Theater.
Speaker 2: And it's your way to get a little taste of
Speaker 2: each of the different housewives from different franchise and you
Speaker 2: can ask us any questions that you want. So you're
Speaker 2: gonna get some hot tea that you wouldn't normally get.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll give you some behind the scenes from us sees.
Speaker 2: And I'll tell some of the tamer's secrets because that's
Speaker 2: what we do.
Speaker 3: Here we go again, do I have to bring out
Speaker 3: the Matt Damon again.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, the Matt Damon of it all. Oh Matt, Matt.
Speaker 2: I don't respond well to threats. So this leads us
Speaker 2: into the Real Housewives of Potomac Season nine premiere, which
Speaker 2: I have to say, as it started, I was like,
Speaker 2: my first thought wasn't even about Potomac, it was holy shit.
Speaker 2: Shannon is so lucky that Alexis came in and created
Speaker 2: such a shit storm because the dramatics of the dui.
Speaker 3: Hit harder, hit different, right, it hit different.
Speaker 2: But anyways, it starts off Karen's dui crash in March.
Speaker 2: It's from the point of view as a driver.
Speaker 3: How did they get that footage? Well, that's not real footage,
Speaker 3: I know, but it looked real like it looked like rashing.
Speaker 2: I know, d dong camera, for the love of all Dusk.
Speaker 2: It's just a camera man.
Speaker 3: Inside the car.
Speaker 2: Have you ever ridden a roller coaster? Done a virtual ride? Okay, off, Well,
Speaker 2: the point of view is driving and swerving, avoiding hitting
Speaker 2: a deer, followed by a crash. Karen was taken into
Speaker 2: custody in charge with the dui. Then one month after
Speaker 2: Karen's crash. Giselle is shown on the phone with Ashley
Speaker 2: while heading to Karen's house. Ashley says the situation is
Speaker 2: terrifying because it's Karen's second offense. I'd actually forgotten this part.
Speaker 3: What what year was it when she had her first offense?
Speaker 3: Do we know?
Speaker 2: Okay, so twenty seventeen was her last DUI? So how
Speaker 2: many years is that? I'm not great with math?
Speaker 3: Seventeen eighteen, nineteen twenty two, one, two, three, seven years?
Speaker 2: Seven years?
Speaker 3: So I don't I'm great at math.
Speaker 2: You know what, when you use your fingers, you're great
Speaker 2: a lot of the Oh. But anyhow, seven years. I
Speaker 2: don't even think your first DUI is off your record
Speaker 2: at that point.
Speaker 3: I don't know. I haven't had one and I don't
Speaker 3: want one.
Speaker 2: I haven't had one and I don't want one either.
Speaker 2: Just so everyone knows you.
Speaker 3: Can't drive for anyway, so you'll never get one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, if I got a do you? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Your tricycle on your horse? Do they get to use
Speaker 3: under the But but how do you feel about Karen
Speaker 3: referrin to her a d UI as an accident. Well,
Speaker 3: first off, it wasn't just a d u I.
Speaker 2: It's Giselle expressed the shock when she says the chargers
Speaker 2: were d U I, d w I, reckless driving, failure
Speaker 2: to change address, suspended registration, negligent driving, and speeding. But
Speaker 2: then she says she'll be there for Karen though, no
Speaker 2: matter what she needs.
Speaker 3: Okay, it's all these things, but I'll be there for her.
Speaker 2: I'll be I'll be there for I mean, I'm narrating
Speaker 2: exactly what happened. I'm not giving producers every single thing
Speaker 2: that they want, but I'm there for her. And I
Speaker 2: don't know if it's like her tone or what it is,
Speaker 2: or if Giselle's taking like Ashkwanda or like ven A
Speaker 2: CBD gummies, but she is like, come, yeah, she's very
Speaker 2: chill this season.
Speaker 3: Do you think it's because she wasn't chill last season?
Speaker 2: No. I think it's because her bestie isn't there, you know,
Speaker 2: And it's almost like a sadness.
Speaker 3: Well, I mean, miss Robin, I missed her because I
Speaker 3: really like her. And I'm gonna in Candace too. She
Speaker 3: should be having that.
Speaker 2: Baby any day soon, right, I don't know, but I
Speaker 2: think what it is if you don't have your partner
Speaker 2: in crime. I know, on the show. But I think throughout,
Speaker 2: you know, Karen, as we're starting to see Karen and
Speaker 2: Gizelle have conversations, I felt like Karen and Gizelle maybe
Speaker 2: had practiced this prior, Like there was moments.
Speaker 3: Tell me more like what part, like you know the server?
Speaker 2: No not, I'm not even to the server. Okay, they're
Speaker 2: still in the car at this point, but like even
Speaker 2: when they were talking and they're kind of looking at
Speaker 2: each other, it's like that look like okay, keep going.
Speaker 2: That's okay, Yeah, I got that, Yeah, we got we plan.
Speaker 3: Give me some more. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 2: But Karen says she's had time to reflect, her entries
Speaker 2: were limited to her ribs and her ankle, and she
Speaker 2: values her life more than ever now. Okay, one do
Speaker 2: u I? Life's all right? Two do UIs few? I
Speaker 2: value life so much more, like what.
Speaker 3: Well, I don't understand her just referring to her DUI
Speaker 3: as a accident. I feel like she's in total denial
Speaker 3: at this point. And you choose to drink and drive.
Speaker 3: It's not something that happens to you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you didn't trip over her.
Speaker 3: No, you didn't twist your ankle like so that to
Speaker 3: me was a little bit upsetting. I would have wanted
Speaker 3: her to come in and say yes and admit, like
Speaker 3: be like open. I mean, I feel like Shannon kinda
Speaker 3: was open about it, like yeah, I this is my
Speaker 3: second d ui. I And also she's still drinking, Karen.
Speaker 2: Well, not even that still drinking. It's that. Not once
Speaker 2: have I heard her mention anybody else but her own life,
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 3: And then she blames it on like her parents passing
Speaker 3: away in her marriage problems, and I'm like, I just
Speaker 3: want to see I want to see her own it.
Speaker 2: I'm fine for somebody to say I'm going through a
Speaker 2: hard time because of blah blah. Right, But then but
Speaker 2: then say, but I made I made a huge mistake
Speaker 2: lack and judgment. I am so disappointed with myself. I'm blessed,
Speaker 2: she said, I'm blessed. But I am blessed because I
Speaker 2: didn't hurt anyone else. Yeah, I am blessed because I
Speaker 2: didn't kill anyone.
Speaker 3: Or how about I'm stupid because I was drinking and
Speaker 3: got behind the wheel. She doesn't have a driver's license
Speaker 3: or car registration. Is that what I'm reading?
Speaker 2: She didn't have her suspended, she has a suspended registration,
Speaker 2: neglig gent driving and speed.
Speaker 3: What is a suspended registration? It means you didn't pay
Speaker 3: your fees to DMV. It's not suspended, you just don't
Speaker 3: have a red gistration.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean I think that this shows kind of
Speaker 2: the level of chaos that's probably going in.
Speaker 3: Well, it shows the level of denial she's in.
Speaker 2: But then they get to brunch and Karen tells Giselle
Speaker 2: the truth will come out and Karen will talk about
Speaker 2: the case when she can. But then my favorite part
Speaker 2: is when Giselle goes. You know, Karen always has everything together,
Speaker 2: and then the cameraman panned to her three fingernails that
Speaker 2: are broken that she covered with band aids like you guys,
Speaker 2: but they panned to that. And but then Karen and
Speaker 2: Gazelle make fun of me as new man because she's
Speaker 2: short and they never take photos side by side.
Speaker 3: Book What you never that short People song?
Speaker 2: No, it's I don't want no show it show that's
Speaker 2: year two thousand.
Speaker 3: I'm talking about short people. Got Okay, you guys are
Speaker 3: all too young.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we have no idea what you're talking it was.
Speaker 3: It was very old. You can you google it because
Speaker 3: it's really good.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it sounds great.
Speaker 3: God, it's back when your dad saying, oh my.
Speaker 2: God, like way back, like right, yes, what's this?
Speaker 3: What's the lyrics? Got no business or something like that? Yeah, sure,
Speaker 3: people got nineteen seventy seven.
Speaker 2: I wasn't even born yet. Please quit from.
Speaker 3: They got short people Got No Reason to live. That
Speaker 3: was the name of the song.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh. Well at least they figured out their angles.
Speaker 3: Well, she's super tall, Like, so how short is he?
Speaker 3: Is it five nine short or is it five five?
Speaker 2: I my guess is five to five, Like, I think
Speaker 2: he's probably my height. I mean, not that I'm five five.
Speaker 3: I'm so confused about this relationship and I'm wanting to
Speaker 3: I want to know more because if Gordon thinks that
Speaker 3: he's possibly one of their children's biological fathers.
Speaker 2: How long has she been dating since high school but
Speaker 2: they broke up? Well, I think they've always been in love.
Speaker 3: One thing, But at what point? Yeah, obviously they were
Speaker 3: in and out, But at what point did she start
Speaker 3: the romance back up?
Speaker 2: I think throughout the marriage? Is my guest by.
Speaker 3: Well, then why didn't she just leave her husband because.
Speaker 2: He had money? Ink? Doesn't I don't think so. Inc.
Speaker 2: I don't think inc. Has moved into MIA's place.
Speaker 3: It is Gordon taking care of her.
Speaker 2: Oh no, Ink hasn't moved into MIA's place.
Speaker 3: But he inc is a DJ. He's not a DJ,
Speaker 3: that's what Gizelle says.
Speaker 2: He is a radio personality.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, wink wink.
Speaker 2: But I think at this point, you know, they're trying
Speaker 2: to talk about something other than Karen because it's so awkward.
Speaker 2: And then when the waiter who's Karen's biggest fan, comes
Speaker 2: over and is saying he's so proud that Karen never
Speaker 2: drinks when she's there. I'm like, it's nine am and
Speaker 2: you ordered French toast, Like that isn't something to brag about.
Speaker 2: What do you think that.
Speaker 3: Karen told the waiter to say that, yes.
Speaker 2: I think she if she goes there all the time,
Speaker 2: Well so did you? Yeah, clearly she made that quite clear.
Speaker 2: But also and then to strategically have place behind them
Speaker 2: two ladies having mimosas. Oh, it was so stage, it
Speaker 2: really was. It was brutal. And then Karen.
Speaker 3: She might have paid him off. Yeah, he was just
Speaker 3: so happy to get She was so happy. I'll do
Speaker 3: whatever you want, Karen, whatever you want. He's like, whatever
Speaker 3: I will say that Karen Gazelle have very good chemistry.
Speaker 3: Whether they're friends or front of me's they always they're
Speaker 3: kind of the anchors of the show.
Speaker 2: Well, I think they have to be friends now because
Speaker 2: without yeah, they don't who I mean, because it's even.
Speaker 3: Why did we get rid of Robin again? Not we,
Speaker 3: but I guess.
Speaker 2: I mean people love to say that Robin was boring,
Speaker 2: and you guys know how I feel about that word.
Speaker 2: But I think that Robin was the voice of reason
Speaker 2: within the group. And I think the reason they truly
Speaker 2: got rid of Robin it was because I'm just guessing.
Speaker 2: Nobody's told me this was because she didn't share part
Speaker 2: of her personal relationship on the show and then she
Speaker 2: sold it on Patreon, and I think that pissed off.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I forgot about it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think that pissed them off. And that was
Speaker 2: a way of saying, hey, here's your slap on your hand.
Speaker 2: Guys share stuff in real life, or yeah, you're.
Speaker 3: Gonna sit on the bench for a year.
Speaker 2: Then we go to dress shopping, where we meet new
Speaker 2: housewife Stacy, who loves to remind us she was a
Speaker 2: former QVC host, So the dress shop owners there that's
Speaker 2: also a friend of Karen's. Then they bring in Stacy,
Speaker 2: who I've got to say, my first impression of Stacy
Speaker 2: is I like her.
Speaker 3: Hot, hot, hot. Stacy is hot.
Speaker 2: Stacy is hot. Stacy. They come in and I thought
Speaker 2: they were shopping for dresses for Karen, but.
Speaker 3: It was like a wedding shop.
Speaker 2: But then we only saw dresses with Stacey Stacrace's Yeah,
Speaker 2: but don't worry. Karen took the opportunity to take a
Speaker 2: second to poke at Stacy and get rid of that
Speaker 2: thought process on her DUI by bringing up that Stacy
Speaker 2: no longer has a diamond on yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, So clearly Stacy is she split up? Is that
Speaker 3: what she said?
Speaker 2: Or she's been separated for a year, which is part
Speaker 2: of the reason why she left QVC.
Speaker 3: But why would you leave QVC? Because that's a pain job.
Speaker 2: To come to. I'm assuming Housewives pays more than QVC.
Speaker 3: I don't know how much QVC pays, But QBC, if
Speaker 3: you want to hire me, I'm sure I have some
Speaker 3: product that I can.
Speaker 2: Know that some people it's not their product. They're just hosts.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'll be a.
Speaker 2: Host, I get it. But do you see what I'm
Speaker 2: saying she quit.
Speaker 3: Her job to move back. This is her hometown, right,
Speaker 3: I would imagine, Yeah, she said family, But also I'm
Speaker 3: imagining as a hosting job.
Speaker 2: When you don't have a product on QVC, you probably
Speaker 2: make more as a housewife.
Speaker 3: And she has a daughter's first time housewife.
Speaker 2: Yes, if you own a product on QVC and you're
Speaker 2: selling your own I wouldn't imagine. I mean, you have
Speaker 2: to think about how much you get, even though what's
Speaker 2: her name from Dubai Sarah? So she makes this much
Speaker 2: money a podcast, like.
Speaker 3: Five thousand, forty five thousand, five thousand? Can you believe it?
Speaker 3: Can you believe it? Forty five thousand?
Speaker 2: Can you believe it? Forty five thousand? Like the Sunglasses
Speaker 2: twenty five. This entire scene we see Stacy is excited
Speaker 2: to answer the question. Yeah, She's like, good, glad you asked.
Speaker 2: We got covered that. But then I was upset that
Speaker 2: I didn't have the time to do a real deep
Speaker 2: dive on who our ex husband was. We know he's
Speaker 2: all have.
Speaker 3: You done one yet?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: Can we get one done really quick?
Speaker 2: Yeah? He's a German businessman, we know not. They have
Speaker 2: one daughter together. They've been together sixteen years. And they've
Speaker 2: been separated for a year and they're going through divorce.
Speaker 2: But his face is blurred out, but the daughter's face isn't.
Speaker 3: Well, So he's not a bad guy because he's at
Speaker 3: least allowing his daughter to film with her mom.
Speaker 2: Well, I don't know if that makes somebody a bad
Speaker 2: guy or well, because some guys get matter but we don't.
Speaker 2: But we don't know if he's allowing that. We haven't
Speaker 2: seen the daughter. Some people will allow a photograph of
Speaker 2: somebody on there but won't allow you to actually film. So, okay,
Speaker 2: we've done the deep dive. Now his name is themo.
Speaker 2: He's the senior vice president of AUDI of sales or
Speaker 2: something like that. So I'm assuming he's got some money.
Speaker 3: So he's a car guy. So I was married to
Speaker 3: a car guy.
Speaker 2: Well he's a he's a marketing guy. Yeah, so that
Speaker 2: means I don't know. But now why do I go
Speaker 2: to this place? Why do I immediately go to he cheated?
Speaker 3: Really?
Speaker 2: I think he cheated.
Speaker 3: Maybe she did, maybe she did, maybe she didn't.
Speaker 2: Maybe neither of them dies. That's blame on this guy
Speaker 2: that we haven't even seen his face. He blurred out, humans.
Speaker 3: Starting rumors on the twat.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean the twats get to, you know, make
Speaker 2: their own guesses and opinions. But that's kind of what
Speaker 2: I thought. Then we get to Mia saying she gives
Speaker 2: everything to her marriage, and Gordon disagrees and says she
Speaker 2: ran straight into Ink's arms after they were separated. Gordon
Speaker 2: also accuses me of infidelity during their marriage. So we
Speaker 2: see them at the park.
Speaker 3: This is too much. I appreciate the transparent, her being transparent,
Speaker 3: but the situation is so delicate and I feel like
Speaker 3: this could potentially hurt her son. Well, and there's nothing
Speaker 3: better than reality TV over two men fighting over who's
Speaker 3: your daddy? Who's your daddy? Who's your daddy?
Speaker 2: Isn't there like a really good podcast? Is that? Who's
Speaker 2: your daddy?
Speaker 3: Probably is that her name?
Speaker 2: Call her daddy, call her daddy, Call your daddy? Figure
Speaker 2: out which one it is.
Speaker 3: I mean, do you do you take this as good
Speaker 3: TV or making a storyline that could potentially hurt your child?
Speaker 2: Well, I think we have to. I have to compartmentalize
Speaker 2: between is this good for the chill? Absolutely not. I'm
Speaker 2: a little bit confused because we're told how well her
Speaker 2: and Gordon are getting along, but they're sitting like ten
Speaker 2: feet away from each other and clearly not getting along.
Speaker 3: I'm just shocked that he's filming. I mean, if there
Speaker 3: was like true love there and it split up, there's
Speaker 3: no way that he'd be sitting there filming.
Speaker 2: Well. I mean, we find out later in the episode
Speaker 2: that essentially it's a business arrangement that they had. Gordon
Speaker 2: almost seemed more upset that Ink took him to get
Speaker 2: a haircut than the paternity test. I know, I have
Speaker 2: a question.
Speaker 3: I mean, I know there's two sides to every story,
Speaker 3: but I kind of feel bad for Gordon.
Speaker 2: Well, you have to remember, we don't know that. All
Speaker 2: we know is that I think Gordon is doing what
Speaker 2: he has to do because whatever Mia has on him
Speaker 2: when allegedly or whatever they're talking about where he took
Speaker 2: her phone and locked her away. I can imagine the story. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I could imagine whatever it is that she actually has
Speaker 2: on him.
Speaker 3: This is very very well. I could do a paternity test.
Speaker 3: All you have to do is get the take him
Speaker 3: to the pediatrician and see his growth chart. Is if
Speaker 3: he's like only in the twenty percent tile for his height,
Speaker 3: then he's probably ink son.
Speaker 2: I was really wondering where you were going with that.
Speaker 2: Then Gordon says he doesn't have the right to have
Speaker 2: a paternity test because he raised Jeremiah. I think, if Gordon,
Speaker 2: if we have if we take the kids out of it,
Speaker 2: which I know feels almost impossible because Jeremi is in
Speaker 2: it clearly, But Gordon is the one that brought this
Speaker 2: onto the show. Gordon is the one that brought this
Speaker 2: information onto the show. So of course Ink is going
Speaker 2: to want to get a paternity test. Of course Gordon
Speaker 2: is going to have to go along with it.
Speaker 3: Do you think we're going to see this paternity test?
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, there's not a glimmer of doubt my mind
Speaker 2: that we're going to see this fraternity test.
Speaker 3: I can't wait.
Speaker 2: There's also there's also not a big doubt like I
Speaker 2: think it's Gordon's I think you should opportunity test on
Speaker 2: your children, even though I was IVF.
Speaker 3: Yes, just in case it was like a show like
Speaker 3: Doctor Love or Garage. Yeah, I'm just in case somebody,
Speaker 3: random person like Matt Damon parked their car in your.
Speaker 2: Sperms and my area. Yes, then I know this is
Speaker 2: real life, these television shows, but I felt like at
Speaker 2: this point, are we on Maury Povich?
Speaker 3: Are you talking about the Wendy in her office there?
Speaker 2: No, I'm still on the like when you know when
Speaker 2: they go on Maury Povich, remember that, I don't.
Speaker 3: I didn't Springer at the time.
Speaker 2: Yes, Maury Povich. They like sit on the couch and
Speaker 2: like one guy's out and then the other girls out,
Speaker 2: and then they're like, so are you still in love
Speaker 2: with Jasmine?
Speaker 3: And he's sounded like the reunion?
Speaker 2: Yea, yeah, so you still in love with Jasmine? Yes,
Speaker 2: I am. Well, we have news for you. The paternity
Speaker 2: test is back, and Amanda is not your child, Jake,
Speaker 2: it's actually and then they bring out the other person
Speaker 2: like that.
Speaker 3: I do don't remember. Yes, yes, that was like in
Speaker 3: nineteen seventy seven.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was. I mean it had to have been
Speaker 2: at least into the eighties because you were born. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but I did. I do feel worried for Jeremiah in
Speaker 2: the future, I know.
Speaker 3: But you know who I'm not worried for is Ashley
Speaker 3: because she has done a one eighty. She is no
Speaker 3: longer worried about her ex husband. Michael's his name. Of course,
Speaker 3: She's not what season housewife is she I know, yeah, exactly,
Speaker 3: she's making the money season nine. Last year she was
Speaker 3: so afraid to break free of him. In this year,
Speaker 3: she's like, here, I am, I'm with my attorney and
Speaker 3: I am going to get a divorce.
Speaker 2: But I'm having an issue. And this was my same
Speaker 2: issue as last season. Ash I liked Ashley when she
Speaker 2: was messy, and I mean, I guess this is bad
Speaker 2: to say, but in a toxic relationship.
Speaker 3: Well, she did go to Love Hotel, so maybe she
Speaker 3: found uh, but everybody messy there.
Speaker 2: I couldn't help but think the reason she's wanting to
Speaker 2: move this divorce right along now is because she wanted
Speaker 2: to make sure she could go to Love Hotel. And
Speaker 2: I don't imagine they're going to let you go to
Speaker 2: Love Hotel if you haven't finalized your divorce.
Speaker 3: It's reality TV, anything goes. You can be married. Do
Speaker 3: you want to shake my hand?
Speaker 2: I want to make a bet that she had before,
Speaker 2: making a bet. I don't think they're going to dating
Speaker 2: Frank Frank, Yeah, I don't know. I just make that.
Speaker 3: I know, trust me, I know.
Speaker 2: Then we get to Wendy. You go ahead and take
Speaker 2: over Wendy.
Speaker 3: Oh, Wendy is unpacking things from her office because she
Speaker 3: is resigning her job as a professor. So she is
Speaker 3: resigning her job and she's taking over her husband's nineteen
Speaker 3: eighty five oak desk.
Speaker 2: Hold On, I thought that she was you like writing
Speaker 2: the email and like Windows ninety five but a word process.
Speaker 3: But here's the thing that I'm kind of confused about.
Speaker 3: She hasn't resigned yet, but she's holding like unpacking a
Speaker 3: box as if she cleared out her office.
Speaker 2: It's in her home. And then I was waiting for
Speaker 2: like you've got mail? I know, I know.
Speaker 3: She says she wants to pursue other opportunities and spend
Speaker 3: more time with her family. That sounds like a housewife
Speaker 3: that just quit to me, I got fired.
Speaker 2: But also I want to know how much time she
Speaker 2: was professing, Like was she going and.
Speaker 3: Is that what you say a professor does teach? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Okay, Like how often was she doing that?
Speaker 3: I don't know because we never saw that. But didn't
Speaker 3: she start a talk show?
Speaker 2: She did? We saw a little clip of that. Don't
Speaker 2: you worried that's still going?
Speaker 3: Is that maybe why she wanted to quit being a
Speaker 3: professor because now she's got a talk show? But the
Speaker 3: thing is like this. She's sitting down at it like
Speaker 3: a wall desk, like a nineteen eighty five wall unit
Speaker 3: from Yeah OAKSRS. And literally is like unpacking. Oh, look
Speaker 3: at the certificate. Oh look at this. And he's like,
Speaker 3: uh uh not today, not at this desk. Nope, go
Speaker 3: find another room, no ah.
Speaker 2: But also what about how he's just like exciting as
Speaker 2: if she had just walked out of an office and
Speaker 2: formally formally quit. Yeah, He's like, yay, honey, you did.
Speaker 2: I'm like, all she did was press send. I know
Speaker 2: no one's even responded yet. Were they upset?
Speaker 3: Well, I think we're going to find out.
Speaker 2: But then we get to Giselle's going to be throwing
Speaker 2: a party for Karen. We know we're bringing in some
Speaker 2: new girls. We've got Jazzy Jazzy, so we've got Jazzy coming.
Speaker 3: Jazzy's a friend though, if I'm not mistaken.
Speaker 2: Yes, I think she's a friend. In Stacy Housewife. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but before we even get to the party, I want
Speaker 2: to talk a little bit about the party invitation. It
Speaker 2: was giving me awkward vibes of like re member in
Speaker 2: Dubai when they invited everyone needed the finale party.
Speaker 3: I thought that was a joke. I didn't realize that
Speaker 3: was the actual.
Speaker 2: That was the invitation, Like you're going to be a
Speaker 2: taco head or a banana face or a blah blah.
Speaker 3: I was like, don't ever send me one of those,
Speaker 3: because if you do, I'm never gonna go.
Speaker 2: I don't. I don't need one of those. I don't
Speaker 2: even do evites, let alone video invites with props.
Speaker 3: I don't have parties, so that way I don't have
Speaker 3: to invite anybody.
Speaker 2: Well, I don't have props, and I most certainly don't
Speaker 2: want to be going to this party.
Speaker 3: What do you mean the Hatitude party? Hatitude Hattitude? The
Speaker 3: Hattitude all I thought was like some deep digging to
Speaker 3: come up with a Hattitude party.
Speaker 2: Well, I also want to know for all the showing
Speaker 2: of the freakin' hats, I don't even know what the
Speaker 2: hat brand name is that like you would have thought
Speaker 2: it was a forty five minute on the hat it's
Speaker 2: Kemo Sabi. Well also didn't fit any of them.
Speaker 3: Oh, I didn't really notice that.
Speaker 2: But they're they're all sitting around Giselle, you know, names
Speaker 2: all the cocktails something and.
Speaker 3: The grand dam was the non alcoholic and you saw
Speaker 3: Karen's face drop like yeah, she's like but before Karen
Speaker 3: even arrives, the women discussed with Jacqueline how Karen seemed drunk.
Speaker 2: But this is this is the part where I'm a
Speaker 2: little bit I'm like Jacqueline. So Jacqueline says it, and
Speaker 2: then Jacqueline's like, oh shit, I shouldn't have said that,
Speaker 2: and then she backtracks, which is kind of.
Speaker 3: My life the truth and why not say it?
Speaker 2: I mean, clearly, nobody knows if somebody's drunk or not
Speaker 2: drunk unless they're like slurring it out of control.
Speaker 3: I can tell when you're drunk, and you can tell drunk.
Speaker 3: And my best friends like I can tell when they
Speaker 3: came and they.
Speaker 2: That's my question our Jacqueline and.
Speaker 3: Just being a bitch about it.
Speaker 2: Possibly, I don't know, because she backtracked.
Speaker 3: Not drinking because she's on medication, she said, so as
Speaker 3: soon as she gets off the medication, she's going to
Speaker 3: enjoy her libya.
Speaker 2: No libel, libels, libations, libatience. That's it. You were you saying, labia,
Speaker 2: she's gonna enjoy your laby libatis?
Speaker 1: Why?
Speaker 3: I mean, I cannot I just don't understand people to
Speaker 3: get Duy's and continue to drink. This is her second
Speaker 3: do you I, I just I don't know.
Speaker 2: I think I would be I know, I'm gonna say,
Speaker 2: I know a lot of people that have gotten a
Speaker 2: d u I and continue to drink.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I think for me personally, I would be so terrified.
Speaker 2: I think people that get DUIs and continue to drink
Speaker 2: and drive.
Speaker 3: You mean, like continue to drink like and be reckless.
Speaker 2: Yes, but at this point we're not she's putting water
Speaker 2: in her champagnes. We saw earlier when well.
Speaker 3: I loved it, Ashley brought her as a rought Karen
Speaker 3: a president. It was a water bottle uber gift card
Speaker 3: in a birdhouse to build to keep her busy.
Speaker 2: What about how they called it the comeback box?
Speaker 3: The comeback box I didn't realize.
Speaker 2: But also then we never even got to see Karen's
Speaker 2: reaction to the comeback box.
Speaker 3: No, she didn't open it, did she?
Speaker 2: No? But then we don't you worry, We got right
Speaker 2: into me again, So we get so Karen.
Speaker 3: But I have to say, you got to give it
Speaker 3: to Karen because she was the one that was the
Speaker 3: only person I know that's got a DUI and she
Speaker 3: turned it around on who's loyal to me?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, no, this is everybody else's problem.
Speaker 3: So everybody else's problem. It's like, wait, what now you're
Speaker 3: going to turn it on everyone and be like, you're
Speaker 3: not loyal to me, but you're loyal.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know who my real friends.
Speaker 3: My soldiers. Do you know I found out something interesting?
Speaker 3: And if I told you this, do you know? I
Speaker 3: was in Bravo. I was saying, oh my god, I'm
Speaker 3: getting eaten alive on social media. It's crazy, and they said,
Speaker 3: do not even bother. We don't even look into that.
Speaker 3: Do you know that the fans on Instagram are three
Speaker 3: percent of the entire viewers that watch the show?
Speaker 2: I don't know if I fully believe.
Speaker 3: Yep, it used to be one percent.
Speaker 2: Now it is three not the three percent. I believe
Speaker 2: the three percent, but I don't know that I believe
Speaker 2: that they don't pay attention to the online hand.
Speaker 3: No, they said, no longer they do, because what you
Speaker 3: see on social media is usually the total opposite if
Speaker 3: you walk the streets.
Speaker 2: So does that mean I get my job back?
Speaker 3: Yeah? That means we're not as haideous as we thought.
Speaker 2: Does that mean we're love?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: But you know what, if you just everybody loves you,
Speaker 3: you're not doing your job. I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well then we Karen says that Mia hasn't protected
Speaker 2: her children from the relationship drama, despite Gordon telling the
Speaker 2: world that their kids saw their mom and bed with Ink.
Speaker 2: Jazelle also calls me out for not protecting her kids
Speaker 2: for getting involved with Ink before separating with Gordon, and
Speaker 2: then Mia gets emotional and says she shouldn't have to
Speaker 2: stay in a marriage that was abusive, so Gizelle shouldn't
Speaker 2: say she wasn't protecting her kids.
Speaker 3: Are you trying not to burn?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I just want you. I want to get that out there.
Speaker 2: You guys are wondering why her voice gets weird on
Speaker 2: hold on, I'm gonna let me say it again. Mia
Speaker 2: gets emotional and says she shouldn't have to stay in
Speaker 2: a marriage that was.
Speaker 3: I would I want to talk about your burping. No, no,
Speaker 3: I got to give you some advice. So my grandfather
Speaker 3: used to burp like that all the time. So he
Speaker 3: had a bottle in his car, a jug of baking
Speaker 3: soda and water.
Speaker 2: Yeah, my dad has that all the time. This must
Speaker 2: be like he calls it as a lick.
Speaker 3: Sir, Yeah, and you drink it and it neutralizes and
Speaker 3: it tastes very well. But I think that that's what
Speaker 3: I'm getting you for your birthday. You miss baking soda
Speaker 3: and water, but any the same thing you pour on
Speaker 3: a battery. That that is going.
Speaker 2: Then kind of Mia runs into the bathroom. But right
Speaker 2: before this whole thing happens, we see the look where
Speaker 2: Jacqueline looks at Mia and says that she believed, like
Speaker 2: where you can tell they're in on this. There's two
Speaker 2: other things we haven't even discussed. I feel like we've
Speaker 2: rushed through this dinner a little bit. One is MIA's
Speaker 2: other bestie arriving that Jacqueline apparently doesn't know. They put
Speaker 2: her next to Jacqueline. She's the one married to the
Speaker 2: jazzy jazzy jazzy jazzy, and then they put her next
Speaker 2: to Mia, and it's like there's going to be like
Speaker 2: a fight off on who's better friends with Mia. I
Speaker 2: think that's what's coming, Yeah, next to Jacqueline, And so
Speaker 2: that starts to happen, But then Jacqueline starts to talk
Speaker 2: about Mia and Gordon, and at one point I thought
Speaker 2: Mia was going to lose it. But then I saw
Speaker 2: Jacqueline like kind of looking at me, and they gave
Speaker 2: the same look as that Karen, and I.
Speaker 3: Think that the whole cast probably feels the same way
Speaker 3: we do, like they're exposing their child to the situation.
Speaker 3: And Mia saying that Gordon was a business arrangement, I mean,
Speaker 3: come on, no, Jacqueline saying, oh, Jacqueline, I thought I
Speaker 3: thought that Mia agreed. Mia did agree, Okay, so she
Speaker 3: agreed that it was business arrangement, Like come on, like
Speaker 3: you they're married eleven years and they had two kids, Like,
Speaker 3: I don't care how much money you're pulling in from
Speaker 3: that marriage, Like it's very hard to I would think
Speaker 3: to stay with somebody for eleven years, you didn't really,
Speaker 3: I kind of bang an ink well.
Speaker 2: I kind of just wish they would be like, we
Speaker 2: have an open marriage or just tell us, like give
Speaker 2: us the deats. But then Mia gets up, she runs
Speaker 2: into the restroom. The two girls follow her, and then
Speaker 2: she says, I don't want you guys in here. She's
Speaker 2: not talking about the two girls, She's talking about production
Speaker 2: and cameras. But I felt really bad for me. I
Speaker 2: felt bad for Jeremiah.
Speaker 3: I how about messy Gazelle asking Mia if she shared
Speaker 3: ink with Jacqueline.
Speaker 2: But then they did a flashback that showed that they did.
Speaker 3: What did I miss that? Did not blink?
Speaker 2: You blinked because two seasons ago they talked about that happening,
Speaker 2: like that they shared men and so that's why they
Speaker 2: referenced it. But you could tell bye. But Mia, all
Speaker 2: of a sudden, her face got a full blown sweat.
Speaker 2: Jacqueline's face was like, so it's clear they both have
Speaker 2: in my opinion, In my opinion, boned inc. I also
Speaker 2: want to know how tall Jacqueline is if she would
Speaker 2: have had to stage herself backwards in all of her photos.
Speaker 3: Oh can we talk about that?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 3: So she literally puts him up front and she goes back.
Speaker 2: Or yeah, like, well that's why I think Karen called
Speaker 2: him apple box instead of ink.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I just got that. Yeah, I didn't, honestly,
Speaker 3: I didn't remember listen. I watched it after the reunion
Speaker 3: the next day. My mind was jelly.
Speaker 2: Well, then we get to the season preview, which shows
Speaker 2: them going to pan them off, visiting the White House,
Speaker 2: Stacy with a new man, and the group getting into
Speaker 2: more fights about Karen's do you I charge. I'm going
Speaker 2: to say this before we get into Stacy's new man.
Speaker 2: I need to know what happened with her old man.
Speaker 3: I all, I feel like we're gonna find out.
Speaker 2: I also didn't think you know that moment when you
Speaker 2: watch new people come in and they're like at a
Speaker 2: lunch or whatever, like so you saw Stacy and Jazzy.
Speaker 2: They both come in and they're trying to like relate
Speaker 2: to the other women, but there's all those like awkward
Speaker 2: smiles because no one really talks to them.
Speaker 3: Yeah, nobody really Yeah.
Speaker 2: And I don't know why. I don't know if it's
Speaker 2: like my own PTSD from that, like first time season Walker,
Speaker 2: you walk in and you're like, oh, and a new girl,
Speaker 2: and you're like, I'm trying not to be a try
Speaker 2: hard but I'm trying really hard hard and i just
Speaker 2: want to connect with any of you. Please pick I'm
Speaker 2: gonna pick me.
Speaker 3: Is that what the kids said?
Speaker 1: Me?
Speaker 3: Girl, I'm a pick girl and I'm willing.
Speaker 2: To take whatever one will pick me. That's how kind
Speaker 2: of felt as they were asking the girls questions.
Speaker 3: But the girl it was a pretty good first episode
Speaker 3: were it's just really kind of catching up with who's
Speaker 3: who and what's going on, and I mean Karen, I'm
Speaker 3: just I'm so into this dui and how it's different
Speaker 3: from what is going on in Orange County. So I'm
Speaker 3: wondering how deep they can't they're going to get into it.
Speaker 2: But I also want to know what's going on in
Speaker 2: Karen's marriage, because then they did a flashback to twenty
Speaker 2: twenty where Ray says he thinks he may still love Karen. Oh,
Speaker 2: I mean, that's a long time ago to be thinking
Speaker 2: about it. Yeah, you're still thinking about it. That was
Speaker 2: four years ago. I don't have to think for that long.
Speaker 2: I could think for like, I mean, I have small brains,
Speaker 2: so I could think for like maybe two seconds. But
Speaker 2: like Rugby, Yeah, where do I go with me? Let's go?
Speaker 2: Can I have a bone? Anyways, I did like it.
Speaker 2: I appreciate you guys for charging My life is being
Speaker 2: about to get very busy.
Speaker 3: I thought now that officially, you know, once we shoot
Speaker 3: the reunion, even though we have for more episodes to
Speaker 3: go and possibly two to three reunions, I check out.
Speaker 3: I mentally check out.
Speaker 2: No, you can't. Well, now you're a twatvich.
Speaker 3: Now it's gonna be We're gonna have four shows.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh yeah. We also have Drew coming on later
Speaker 2: on this week.
Speaker 3: So I will not be doing this. I'm gonna be
Speaker 3: going to Texas.
Speaker 2: She's getting some.
Speaker 3: New teeth and I am, okay, thank you asshole. So
Speaker 3: I'm going to see us the Smile Texas cosmetic dentist
Speaker 3: in Texas, and both Eddie and I are getting some
Speaker 3: movie star teeth. I never thought that was gonna happen,
Speaker 3: but yeah, So we talked with the dentist. We did
Speaker 3: a little zoom call and he's done a lot of
Speaker 3: the Jersey people on Housewives.
Speaker 2: Please tell me not, Louis No.
Speaker 3: And that's one thing I'm really afraid of, like the
Speaker 3: shade of teeth that you.
Speaker 2: Get if you come back and your teeth look like
Speaker 2: chick li like this, hello, if they look like chick
Speaker 2: lit gums all across, I'm.
Speaker 3: More worried about than myself because Eddie's you know, he's Mexican,
Speaker 3: so he's dark skin, and if he has like those
Speaker 3: super white teeth, I hate that.
Speaker 2: I'm I'm actually you pick your shade.
Speaker 3: I'm I'm assuming you.
Speaker 2: Can pick your shade. You can also like pick so
Speaker 2: when I I mean, I only have four fakies because
Speaker 2: I knocked mine out when I was in eighth grade.
Speaker 3: Somebody knocked them out. I'm sure no.
Speaker 2: I tripped over a railroad track with somebody on my back.
Speaker 2: I was trying to be a.
Speaker 1: Worse.
Speaker 2: I had them on my back. Cantern.
Speaker 3: So you've always been smart.
Speaker 2: I've always been really dainty, A dainty little flower, but
Speaker 2: so minor lived in my teeth. But uh, you can pick,
Speaker 2: like I picked two people's teeth when I had to
Speaker 2: get mine redone, like whatever it was fifteen years ago.
Speaker 2: You can pick your shade, you can pick your shape,
Speaker 2: you can do anything. You can even show like I
Speaker 2: showed a picture. I think mine was a combo of
Speaker 2: Jessica Simpson and Kristen Cavallere's teeth.
Speaker 3: So you gave a picture.
Speaker 2: I gave a picture and I said, I like this
Speaker 2: about her teeth, and I like this about her teeth.
Speaker 2: Can you make a combo?
Speaker 3: Yeah? So me like, I have straight teeth, but as
Speaker 3: I've gotten older, I feel like they've kind of shifted.
Speaker 3: And your jog it's a little bit more narrow. And
Speaker 3: I have one tooth that goes back.
Speaker 2: Why don't you just get dancers Tan.
Speaker 3: That's what Eddie said. Eddie was talking to the dentist
Speaker 3: and he's like, well, what point do we need to
Speaker 3: get dentures? And he goes, we don't do dancers anymore.
Speaker 3: People get too No, they do implants.
Speaker 2: Oh well, I can say, between your eye lift and
Speaker 2: the CO two laser and now the new teeth, I'm
Speaker 2: feeling like I'm itching for a procedure, Like what do
Speaker 2: I need to get done?
Speaker 3: Do you want new teeth too?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: But what else could I get? What? What do I need?
Speaker 3: Tamra, just be honest anything, You're just simply beautiful.
Speaker 2: Oh you're saying that after you said I'm uglier than
Speaker 2: you when I'm threesome.
Speaker 3: I meant that's not what I meant.
Speaker 2: Well, tune into the next episode to find out what
Speaker 2: Tamra meant. Thank you, guys, appreciate you.