Speaker 1: Are you ready, Scott, Scott? Are you ready? I don't
Speaker 1: think he's ready. Are you ready? Be? Let's go get him?
Speaker 1: Look for me. Oh if you fart on me? Did
Speaker 1: you just fart on?
Speaker 2: Don't hit him like corn?
Speaker 1: You hit me in the Oh my god, the dramatics,
Speaker 1: the dramatic. Let me see, let me see it. Can
Speaker 1: I see bloodshot? Let me see killers?
Speaker 3: Send him Kellogg's glasses.
Speaker 1: Kellogg's glass.
Speaker 3: So, if you are listening listening, I just assaulted Scott,
Speaker 3: that's right, any police officers listening, I assaulted Scott.
Speaker 1: And Scott is now thinking that he was hitting the eye.
Speaker 1: His cornea is scratched.
Speaker 3: I would smile.
Speaker 2: Get out here. So is this actually an episode?
Speaker 1: Yes? It is, because I press record this time. I did.
Speaker 2: But I'm not. I'm not prepared.
Speaker 1: I don't care. Get prepared.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, this is just gonna be a How hard.
Speaker 1: Is your job really to go look down at all
Speaker 1: the boxes of cereal that you have and say to yourself, Okay,
Speaker 1: here's what I'm gonna do today. You make it seem
Speaker 1: like you are curing cancer every time you pick three
Speaker 1: boxes of cereal. Do you realize that my heart good? Oh?
Speaker 1: Your heart is hurting because you got scratched in the eye.
Speaker 1: It makes sense because that's Scott logic. Hashtag Scott logic.
Speaker 1: My eye hurts, therefore I have some type of heart disease.
Speaker 2: Why are you braiding me?
Speaker 1: Because this is what you do, Scott. This is Serial Killers.
Speaker 2: I gotta tell you. I mean, I have cereals, but
Speaker 2: I don't. I'm not prepared, Scott. You are prepared. I
Speaker 2: look under your desk, I'm looking at you. Let me
Speaker 2: let me go down to the cereal sack. But hold
Speaker 2: on you.
Speaker 1: You have six boxes of cereal. Just sit in. You
Speaker 1: can't pick three of them.
Speaker 2: If I knew we were going to do this, I
Speaker 2: would have come prepared with maybe a graveyard or perhaps
Speaker 2: a listener request. And I got nothing. I don't have
Speaker 2: any audio to play. I don't have any fun little songs.
Speaker 2: I don't have any eighty themes. I get nothing because
Speaker 2: I wasn't ready. Oh you just pressed the button like
Speaker 2: let's get I want to go.
Speaker 1: Did I not tell you I wanted to do two
Speaker 1: episodes today?
Speaker 2: And I told you I was not prepared to do
Speaker 2: two episodes today. You told me you were prepared.
Speaker 1: Yeah, breathe all right, breathe, fine, guys.
Speaker 4: I'll see you later.
Speaker 2: Well, nobody even knew. No one knew you were here
Speaker 2: because this is a new episode on a new day.
Speaker 2: Oh wait a minute, you threw something at me in
Speaker 2: the beginning. They did know you were here.
Speaker 3: All right, guys, I'm out of here at Diamond sincere.
Speaker 3: If you ever want to know what I eat for breakfast, yeah.
Speaker 2: It's nothing, because you're allergic to everything.
Speaker 3: I'm not even gonna plug it on your on our show.
Speaker 2: Not your show. Please name six serials we reviewed without
Speaker 2: looking back there quick?
Speaker 1: Wait?
Speaker 3: No, okay, so raisin brand with cranberries them in checks
Speaker 3: raisin Brian, No, it's not rice checks.
Speaker 1: Umm, get out.
Speaker 2: You're the worst executive producer ever.
Speaker 3: I'm know too. Peach cheerios.
Speaker 2: Okay, well that's not fair. We just did that. Get out?
Speaker 3: And what's number six?
Speaker 1: Egos? The blueberry?
Speaker 2: Great, you're so awesome. Yeah, get out of here. Just
Speaker 2: a Serial Killers episode seventy nine. And it's just like,
Speaker 2: you know, off the cuff, because there's no plan. What
Speaker 2: are you doing while you're rattling your rice allergen free
Speaker 2: crackers at the microphone?
Speaker 1: Those are actually delicious? Why they're actually delicious, those chips.
Speaker 2: Okay, what's going on?
Speaker 1: I love when you're taking off. Like my question is
Speaker 1: when you're home and just say, like it comes to
Speaker 1: choosing something for dinner. If amy at one minute is
Speaker 1: like all right, I want to do this, then the
Speaker 1: next minute is like, no, I actually want to do this.
Speaker 1: Do you go into like a mental collapse?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: Do you can you not handle change?
Speaker 2: No? I'm fine with all that.
Speaker 1: You can't handle change things like here.
Speaker 2: I like to prepare a little bit for this.
Speaker 1: Listen, dude, you're gonna find an eighties jingle. I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna understand it. You're gonna play a song I don't
Speaker 1: get it's all gonna come together.
Speaker 2: No, I have to pre load all that stuff.
Speaker 1: Dude, you don't.
Speaker 2: Okay, So I guess I'll look.
Speaker 1: Your job is so hard about taking I'm taking for
Speaker 1: granted on his package. That's right.
Speaker 2: No one appreciates me.
Speaker 1: One appreciates me because I'm scared and I work sad.
Speaker 2: Do you see well over one hundred boxes of cereal
Speaker 2: back there? Where do you think it came from? You know,
Speaker 2: you don't know anything about that. You you can't even
Speaker 2: name five major cereal brands, companies that make cereal.
Speaker 1: You can't post.
Speaker 2: Yeah, don't look kell Off, don't look Quaker, don't look
Speaker 2: uh yeah, general Megan, do it?
Speaker 4: Am?
Speaker 2: I sleep.
Speaker 1: For multi meal? Again? What importance does this have outside
Speaker 1: of this podcast?
Speaker 2: But you're inside of this podcast now. It's such important
Speaker 2: when you're in this world, you live it, man, I
Speaker 2: can't you All right, I go down, I'll go get something.
Speaker 1: Hold on, are your cereal friends?
Speaker 2: Speaking of cereal friends, this is another cereal.
Speaker 1: Cereal friends all can't get up they eat so much cereal.
Speaker 2: This is this is another will go new first because
Speaker 2: this is another cereal that my buddy Joel secret squirrel fry.
Speaker 2: I don't keep calling him that. He just because he's
Speaker 2: got a beard. So no, because you keep saying he's
Speaker 2: my serial squirrel, that's right, because he he tells me stuff,
Speaker 2: all right. So anyway, he sent me this and it's
Speaker 2: a post cereal. We've done a lot of this where
Speaker 2: you going, Oh, he's closing his laptop because he's getting
Speaker 2: so many millennial emails.
Speaker 1: I am actually because I'm working.
Speaker 2: Oh, millennials don't get emails, they just get like dms.
Speaker 1: What talk about insanity hold on.
Speaker 2: Of a slide into your DMS. Look I just slid.
Speaker 1: Yes, you're right, all millennials, you're right. When we want
Speaker 1: to talk to our bosses, we just DM them through email.
Speaker 1: Stopped existing? What's even a letter at this point? Do
Speaker 1: you even use handwriting?
Speaker 2: Do you know how much a stamp is?
Speaker 1: You? You go to this one like it's like the
Speaker 1: cross that you bear, right, but you can't remember. I
Speaker 1: know how much a stamp costs? Fifty six cents?
Speaker 2: Fifty five?
Speaker 1: Okay, cool? Guess what I was once cent off? So
Speaker 1: you're not that cool buddy.
Speaker 2: It might have gotten off. I don't even know anyway. Listen,
Speaker 2: so new from posts. It's a Great Grains variety. I
Speaker 2: know you love all the great grains.
Speaker 1: I do.
Speaker 2: Actually, we did a Great Grains a couple episodes ago.
Speaker 2: I had cherries. You were not that big of a fan.
Speaker 1: But it was good.
Speaker 2: Oh no, you said this is very good. You kept
Speaker 2: eating it and said it's very good.
Speaker 1: I actually, yes, you're right.
Speaker 2: No I'm not because Great Grains don't have Yes they do.
Speaker 2: I'm serious.
Speaker 1: You don't know our child train.
Speaker 2: Seriously, I don't. Well, I'm getting Great Grains and Quaker confused,
Speaker 2: but both of them had cherries, one of them had pecans,
Speaker 2: and one did not. Okay, are you ready anyway? So
Speaker 2: this is brand new. Great Grains just came out. It's
Speaker 2: not even really on their website yet. That's how new
Speaker 2: it is. You're what if you look at the banner
Speaker 2: on their website, this one's not there.
Speaker 1: I actually love looking at the audio retention rate. I
Speaker 1: can't wait to see what it is for this one.
Speaker 2: Because I signed up for coupons, so I know. I
Speaker 2: looked at the site. That's what I do now. I
Speaker 2: sign up for coupons and all the Cereal sites. I
Speaker 2: got to save money. We're not making anybody.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's gonna happen soon. The twenty twenty is our year.
Speaker 2: All right.
Speaker 1: You said that last time Under the Radar podcast, Yes,
Speaker 1: from podcast magazine. That's gonna launch us into success.
Speaker 2: Great Grain Cereal, new flavor, Raisin Cluster Crunch could be good. Okay,
Speaker 2: it's just a souped up raisin brand, you know, souped
Speaker 2: up Yeah, raisins.
Speaker 1: People watching too much Fasten the fury, multi.
Speaker 2: Grain flakes and clusters. Now, I don't know what's in
Speaker 2: these clusters, but there's clusters.
Speaker 1: You're the vin Diesel of cereals.
Speaker 2: Yes, absolutely delicious and non GMO verified, heart healthy, good
Speaker 2: source of fiber, twenty seven grams of whole grains of
Speaker 2: whole grains, and every bowl contains ten essential vitamins and minerals. Now,
Speaker 2: I don't know if that's true. What if I don't
Speaker 2: pour one of the vitamins in? Exactly there's only nine?
Speaker 1: Do they sprinkle vitamins all over?
Speaker 4: All?
Speaker 2: Right? This needs it definitely needs a shake because it's
Speaker 2: all kinds of stuff in here.
Speaker 1: Is that your exercise for the day?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Got them winded? All right?
Speaker 1: You and your cereal friends can talk about that in
Speaker 1: your forums. I'm sure you talk to that.
Speaker 2: Sitting in our lazy boy chairs as we kick it
Speaker 2: out of it and we need a little handle to
Speaker 2: lift us up. I thought, Quaker, could I've done better
Speaker 2: with the cherry flavor. I'm not quite sure who you're
Speaker 2: making fun of there, But you're not gonna dive in,
Speaker 2: all right?
Speaker 1: Dive in.
Speaker 2: It's a smaller box, all right.
Speaker 1: You didn't even have the cups ready. That's how unprepared
Speaker 1: you are. Well, you just started, that's how unprepared. You
Speaker 1: don't care about this podcast.
Speaker 2: Oh, okays are turned huh yeah, all right, Now I
Speaker 2: got to play a two thousand song to make you
Speaker 2: feel bad.
Speaker 1: Hey, uh, do you remember? Do you remember this one?
Speaker 1: You remember this song? Do you remember this one? You
Speaker 1: remember this song?
Speaker 2: But it has no relevance?
Speaker 1: Nope, nope, no you don't. It's called this girl. You
Speaker 1: know who's on the box of Great Greens? A girl
Speaker 1: you don't remember, stupid gen xer.
Speaker 2: You don't care, you don't care. That's a new one.
Speaker 2: I don't care.
Speaker 1: Yeah, cool, twenty ten's actually twenty nineteen. You look defeated.
Speaker 2: We're still milking this jug Kirkland.
Speaker 1: I love Kirkland Costco milk.
Speaker 2: We've been using this for weeks.
Speaker 1: Their milk last forever, and the best is not true.
Speaker 2: If it goes bad, it goes bad. It doesn't last forever.
Speaker 2: It's just in a giant jug like transmission fluid came
Speaker 2: in this thing.
Speaker 1: I didn't know that you took what I said so literally?
Speaker 2: Letter awe, how you ready? There? You go? Make sure
Speaker 2: you get a raisin on.
Speaker 1: That Oh is that your phone that just went off
Speaker 1: with it? Alert? Nope, it was what did you get? Millennio?
Speaker 1: I like it.
Speaker 2: It tastes like a fresh baked something like a muffin.
Speaker 2: It tastes like a brand muffin with raisins. I like this.
Speaker 1: I give it four bowls.
Speaker 2: I gotta get one more spoonful. Well, I like to
Speaker 2: savor the flavor. You are three balls?
Speaker 1: Well, I think I can judge it after having one spoonful.
Speaker 1: And I like it. I give it four balls. I
Speaker 1: would eat this again.
Speaker 2: That's pretty good. I'm torn between three balls and a
Speaker 2: spoon and four balls.
Speaker 1: It's a tough one.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go three balls and a spoon on it.
Speaker 2: It's pretty good for a new cereal. Congratulations, you'll last
Speaker 2: about three years. Okay? Well, see, I normally have to
Speaker 2: play a silly game or silly something here.
Speaker 1: And games have we ever played on this podcast?
Speaker 2: I'm pin the tail on the Tiger?
Speaker 1: When have we ever played?
Speaker 2: I have the big Tony the Tiger, and we played
Speaker 2: pin the tail on him? What you don't remember?
Speaker 1: Are you smoking? Craps? We stop down and play games?
Speaker 1: Cat you smoke? We play games.
Speaker 2: I just I want to play stuff, but I don't
Speaker 2: have anything.
Speaker 1: Listen, you're gonna edit this in post anyway. Go find something.
Speaker 2: No I don't add I never add songs or or
Speaker 2: sound effects or any of that stuff.
Speaker 1: I'm saying, go find something now, and then you could
Speaker 1: make it seem like it was, oh, right there. What
Speaker 1: would you put it in right now? That's that important? Hey, Dardy,
Speaker 1: you just said there.
Speaker 2: I wish you would I wish you would have said right, lure,
Speaker 2: because then that would have been perfect. But you said
Speaker 2: right there.
Speaker 1: I like the way you do that.
Speaker 2: Right, All right, sir, I guess I'm gonna go down
Speaker 2: and get a classic. I don't know if I have classics.
Speaker 1: Let me double check you do. I know so many
Speaker 1: cereals I know.
Speaker 2: But we've used a lot of classics. I'm just going
Speaker 2: to Here's the thing. Classics will run out, Classics will
Speaker 2: run out. New cereals will never run out, but classics will. Eventually,
Speaker 2: this podcast is going to be all new all the time.
Speaker 1: People will just listen to hear us argue with each
Speaker 1: other at that point, No, I think people are tired
Speaker 1: of the arguments, but they're real. That's the thing, all right.
Speaker 2: Going down. So this cereal has been around since the
Speaker 2: late two thousand alts or early two thousand and tens,
Speaker 2: teens however you'd like to say it. So we're gonna
Speaker 2: call it classic because it's, you know, more than ten
Speaker 2: fifteen years old. Oh I dropped it now it's from Quaker. Okay,
Speaker 2: oatmeal squares. I love oatmeal square. We've had We've had cinnamon,
Speaker 2: and I think there was another one. This is Oh
Speaker 2: my god, did.
Speaker 1: You just throw up?
Speaker 2: I think I did. Okay, this is oatmeal Squarre's honey nut.
Speaker 2: Raspberries are the mascots. Oh my goodness, so you're throwing up.
Speaker 2: I'm sneezing. This is a great podcast. Raspberries are the mascot.
Speaker 1: Let it be known that Greg T is the one
Speaker 1: that started that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, if you don't remember why we say that, you
Speaker 2: have to go back I don't know, like twenty episodes
Speaker 2: and listen to the Greg T episode.
Speaker 1: Probably my favorite episode of all time. Oh no, look
Speaker 1: is the bag open.
Speaker 2: The bag is not completely sealed.
Speaker 1: You could get your money.
Speaker 2: Back from who.
Speaker 1: I don't know this, mister Quaker. Mister Quaker, my dad,
Speaker 1: send up a note.
Speaker 2: We're gonna eat it anyway.
Speaker 1: Well, you know it's nineteen hundreds, so send a parcel, Quaker.
Speaker 2: I'll get it. I love it, but like back in it.
Speaker 2: I never understood because when you see like old timey packages, Yeah,
Speaker 2: like they're wrapped in brown paper and tied with a string.
Speaker 1: I love that.
Speaker 2: Why a string? Why? Well? You know they also because
Speaker 2: I didn't have tape. I mean I understand.
Speaker 1: Well, what I think is also funny is like textbooks
Speaker 1: and stuff. They didn't have book bags. My mom used
Speaker 1: to say this used to carry everything with like a stir.
Speaker 1: I had a book strap. It was a bookstrap. I
Speaker 1: love that. You could see it if you watch Christmas Story.
Speaker 2: They still sold that like into the eighties. Because of
Speaker 2: the store that I used to work in where I
Speaker 2: got the cigarettes and gum from, they used to I
Speaker 2: remember that we had old bookstraps on the.
Speaker 1: Show yeh your cigarettes next to the books.
Speaker 2: And that was right next to the payphone. That was
Speaker 2: a dime when I started there. Then they came and
Speaker 2: retro fitted it made it a quarter.
Speaker 1: That's crazy. Have you ever even used a payphone? Yes?
Speaker 2: I did. Do you even know what a payphone is?
Speaker 1: I do because I used one.
Speaker 2: I used one.
Speaker 1: We did one time my grandma in the parking lot,
Speaker 1: her car broke down, so I had to call Triple
Speaker 1: A via a payphone because I did not have a
Speaker 1: cell phone.
Speaker 2: The last time I remember using a payphone was probably
Speaker 2: about five years ago. My cell phone battery was dead
Speaker 2: and I had just dropped a car off at the
Speaker 2: gas station. I was walking home and it started raining
Speaker 2: and I wanted to see if my wife would pick
Speaker 2: me up. And I found a payphone. I had no
Speaker 2: change on me, and I didn't know what to do,
Speaker 2: so I just walked home in the rain.
Speaker 1: Oh that's so sad.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they still had one and it still worked, but
Speaker 2: I couldn't make a call.
Speaker 1: It's so weird now to see payphones because none of
Speaker 1: the receivers are actually on.
Speaker 2: His wires hanging out. The funny thing is that you
Speaker 2: used to get the hoboes in the city that stick
Speaker 2: their fingers in the coin return thinking that there's going
Speaker 2: to be quarters in there. Hello, No one's used it
Speaker 2: since nineteen eighty five. No, come on.
Speaker 1: But realistically now it's almost like if you're in a
Speaker 1: jam and your phone just say dies, you're screwed. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Because you ask people to use their cell phones and
Speaker 1: everybody is like no, It's like if I'm asking you
Speaker 1: for your phone, there's clearly a reason why.
Speaker 2: Because you want to run away with it. What we
Speaker 2: had all kinds of payphone tricks when we were little,
Speaker 2: Like our kids will never know this, and it makes
Speaker 2: me so sad. Like we used to go to the
Speaker 2: bowling alley and go bowling and we don't just hope.
Speaker 2: So no, we went there and we did crack.
Speaker 1: So much things.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so we didn't want to spend the quarter to
Speaker 2: call our parents. So what you would do is you
Speaker 2: would call Collect. Do you know what that is?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 2: You would make a Collect call, yes, and so you
Speaker 2: would die of the little number and it would say
Speaker 2: state your name and you would say pick us up,
Speaker 2: and then it would call their house. I would say, Hi,
Speaker 2: you have a Collect call from pick us up? Would
Speaker 2: you like to accept? And then it was just hang up,
Speaker 2: so then they would know to come get us.
Speaker 1: I actually love that. I also remember calling the operator
Speaker 1: for people's names. What's that? If I just said it,
Speaker 1: why would I be saying, what's that?
Speaker 2: Do you mean information?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: You'd four one one.
Speaker 1: Yes, and you used to call for people's phone numbers
Speaker 1: and stuff and be connected. That was fun.
Speaker 2: You know, I'm really curious what would happen if you
Speaker 2: pick up the phone now and hit zero. Is there
Speaker 2: an operator? Do it on your phone real quick? Okay,
Speaker 2: I don't know how it is from a cell phone.
Speaker 2: Maybe a landline is different.
Speaker 1: Let's try this.
Speaker 2: Hit oh and hits end.
Speaker 3: Oh.
Speaker 2: Hold on, no matter, you don't know how to use
Speaker 2: your phone.
Speaker 4: If this is an emergency, hang up in dial nine
Speaker 4: one one for directory assistance. Hang up in dial for
Speaker 4: one one for difficulty making or completing calls. Hang up
Speaker 4: in dial star six one one. We're all from the billing.
Speaker 3: Of a call.
Speaker 4: Yeah, up and dial one eight hundred colors.
Speaker 1: Just t it up. That's sad.
Speaker 2: Wow. How about for directory assistance? Hang up and google it?
Speaker 2: Yeah right, seriously, all right, here we go.
Speaker 1: I feel like if I was really in that much
Speaker 1: of a gam I've literally I've used like a Google
Speaker 1: phone call. I paid for credits on a phone via Google,
Speaker 1: because you kiss that even so Google has like a
Speaker 1: phone service, and you could just dial in someone's number
Speaker 1: and call from there.
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, quaker oatmeal, square's honey nut. It tastes
Speaker 2: like maple to me.
Speaker 1: I give us three balls?
Speaker 2: How do you do that so fast?
Speaker 1: I like what I like?
Speaker 2: Don't you let us swish around? On your palette a
Speaker 2: little bit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it swished around.
Speaker 2: See this is maple. To me, this tastes like waffle
Speaker 2: cereal with maple. That's what this is. Pretty close to
Speaker 2: the ego Cereal.
Speaker 1: No eggo is a little sweeter. That's why I liked
Speaker 1: it better. I'm gonna bump it up three bowls in
Speaker 1: a spoom, I like Kelly.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, Johann Quaker whatever your name is, Johan, I
Speaker 2: don't know. I just made it up. He looks like
Speaker 2: a Johan. No two balls. I'm not a big, big,
Speaker 2: big fan.
Speaker 1: If you were to leave your kids in front of
Speaker 1: a pay phone, would they be able to actually do
Speaker 1: something with it?
Speaker 2: No? Really no. I have a picture of Cooper on
Speaker 2: a payphone at the diner. It didn't work. But she's
Speaker 2: just like, what's that?
Speaker 1: That's crazy?
Speaker 2: And you know what else we do the other day
Speaker 2: is I mean I try to like make a video,
Speaker 2: but I didn't. But Amy was getting rid of an
Speaker 2: old VCR and I took the tape out of it
Speaker 2: and I gave it to Cooper. I said, here play
Speaker 2: this and she's like what she said, is this a
Speaker 2: record player?
Speaker 1: What?
Speaker 2: And I was like, no, she said, is it a DVD. No,
Speaker 2: I said no, and then she put it up to
Speaker 2: her ear. No, she put it up to I'm like, no,
Speaker 2: oh my god. It's so sad, like they have no idea.
Speaker 2: That's what they shouldn't. I mean, look, they should they
Speaker 2: Why should they have any idea?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I mean I guess it's you asking me songs
Speaker 1: that I don't remember and have been long forgotten.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you know that they were songs. I mean
Speaker 2: like if I put a rotary telephone in front of her,
Speaker 2: she'd have no clue. Really, yeah, I had no idea.
Speaker 2: Put her finger in the hole. Thought that was how
Speaker 2: you dial it. Yeah, that's so crazy. All right, what
Speaker 2: are we doing?
Speaker 1: Have we done bonus box? No? I don't have any
Speaker 1: How do you not have a bonus box? Is it
Speaker 1: a listener request?
Speaker 2: No, because no one requested anything serial killers bonus. I mean,
Speaker 2: I'm only doing it because you are making me do it.
Speaker 1: Oh, come, forcing you to do things?
Speaker 2: Well, but because everything else I have is like pretty new, Okay,
Speaker 2: well go get it.
Speaker 1: But I don't want to waste a new box on
Speaker 1: a bonus box. So you don't want to do that
Speaker 1: for our listeners. It's like you don't even care about them.
Speaker 1: You don't care.
Speaker 2: Oh, I know what I'll do what I take back
Speaker 2: the bonus box jingle? No boy, let's do this. I
Speaker 2: rescind my invitation right that jingle?
Speaker 1: No, Serial Killers International?
Speaker 2: Hey here, what.
Speaker 1: Does need have to do?
Speaker 2: He has to go see somebody. I try to get
Speaker 2: him in here because there's a serial in here that
Speaker 2: he wanted us to do. And I said, I won't
Speaker 2: do it without.
Speaker 1: Him, all right, So we'll wait.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, we'll get to it. We can't do it today.
Speaker 2: I got to set it up. He's going to be
Speaker 2: getting a meeting for an hour and no anyway, So
Speaker 2: Serial Killers International, let me down.
Speaker 1: This is the most hectic episode. I think we out one.
Speaker 2: It's so discomboined.
Speaker 1: You talked about payphones, got something thrown at your eye?
Speaker 1: How is your corny you doing? Because remember you said
Speaker 1: that it was scratched it is.
Speaker 2: I can't see out of my right eye. Oh cool,
Speaker 2: Hold up some fingers.
Speaker 1: How many fingers am I holding up?
Speaker 2: Twelve?
Speaker 1: That's the middle finger, and so it's one.
Speaker 2: Oh, I can't believe I didn't play this earlier. I'm
Speaker 2: out a sorry all right? So the International box You're
Speaker 2: ready from Mexico once again. Zukaritas day mice. You know
Speaker 2: what that is?
Speaker 1: Frosted flakes of corn of corn.
Speaker 2: Yes, Kellogg's frosted flakes, the Mexican Do you.
Speaker 1: Know who's on the back? Melvin Melvin look at that
Speaker 1: from Chocoate Creaspys.
Speaker 2: Yes, although in Mexico they also have Zukarita's de Chocolate,
Speaker 2: which are chocolate frosted flakes. That's the first place I
Speaker 2: ever saw chocolate frosted flakes was in Mexico. I've told
Speaker 2: the Cantcon story before.
Speaker 1: So yeah, when you went cereal shopping, well you're in Cantcud.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so this is the Mexican version.
Speaker 1: What did you get this?
Speaker 2: I got it at Walmart on Long Island. You know what,
Speaker 2: for some reason, they have Mexican cereal sometimes, so I
Speaker 2: just find them from time to time, and you know
Speaker 2: what the hell.
Speaker 1: I'm excited. I love frosted flakes.
Speaker 2: I have a feeling it's going to taste slightly different,
Speaker 2: which is good sweeter. I feel like they use different
Speaker 2: sugars in Mexico. It's just like the when you buy
Speaker 2: a coke that's from Mexico.
Speaker 1: So much better.
Speaker 2: So much better because it's pure cane sugar. Here in
Speaker 2: the United States, they use you know, corn syrup and
Speaker 2: artificial stuff.
Speaker 1: Yeah, tight bag, Yeah, it is a type bag.
Speaker 2: Well, it's got to come all the way from Mexico.
Speaker 2: They got to make sure it stays sealed and that
Speaker 2: nobody puts, you know, cocaine in it and trying to
Speaker 2: get it across the border.
Speaker 1: What I don't know.
Speaker 2: Don't they smuggle cocaine as cereal boxes?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: We live right? Didn't Al Choppo smuggle cereal with cocaine
Speaker 2: in it?
Speaker 1: Do you watch the news?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Do you take in any information outside of your cereal blogs?
Speaker 2: I just hear cereal and I go drugs.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, when you say things like it hurts
Speaker 1: my brain.
Speaker 2: These are shiny Okay, I love it. Donyo tigray That
Speaker 2: means Tony the Tiger in Spanish.
Speaker 1: Oh really?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Is this the same Spanish people that you just said
Speaker 1: El Chapo is putting cocaine cereal.
Speaker 2: Bin while I'm pouring the milk. Can you please read
Speaker 2: the back of the box?
Speaker 1: Practica to de porte favorito, Don dee seya e como
Speaker 1: sea play your favorite sport whenever wherever.
Speaker 2: And what's Melvin saying?
Speaker 1: Unette a la diversion, chuco, la tosa, hoorribo chuco creaspies.
Speaker 1: Join the Chuco, I almost said, chucko latte, join the
Speaker 1: chocolate fun try Choco crispies. We have all right here.
Speaker 2: We gotas the Mexican frosted flakes available in some stores
Speaker 2: in the States.
Speaker 1: Which one is this?
Speaker 2: Sorry?
Speaker 1: Is this?
Speaker 4: It?
Speaker 2: Give it to you? There we go before the sugar washing.
Speaker 1: They all look the same.
Speaker 2: I think it's sweeter, sweeter.
Speaker 1: Love this mm five balls.
Speaker 2: Now marshmallows in this? No good, No boy, so good.
Speaker 1: I love frosted flakes already neither sweeter frosted flakes. They're delicious.
Speaker 1: End of story.
Speaker 2: Four balls.
Speaker 1: Do you like frosted flakes?
Speaker 2: I do, but I don't love them. Here's the ingredients, sorry,
Speaker 2: mais molido. That's some sort of corn as car sugar sugar.
Speaker 2: Second ingredient, malta that's malt flavor contiene two percent omenos day.
Speaker 2: That means contains two percent or less of the following.
Speaker 2: You like that? I know Spanish off of cereal box.
Speaker 1: It's not that impressive.
Speaker 2: Sala yo data that's some kind of salt, because I
Speaker 2: know solace salt bh t PoTA montene la frescura that
Speaker 2: means to maintain freshness.
Speaker 1: Great.
Speaker 2: See I paid attention in Spanish.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I want it to take French.
Speaker 2: What can I say? I thought it was dumb to
Speaker 2: take French when you had the choice. It was like
Speaker 2: Spanish is the way to go.
Speaker 1: I think when you're learning the language, the important thing
Speaker 1: is that, like you actually want to learn the language.
Speaker 2: That's the thing. No, kids want to do anything, that's
Speaker 2: the problem.
Speaker 1: I wanted to learn French, like I actually wanted to
Speaker 1: learn French.
Speaker 2: Probably when you were in high school.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well no, no, even you always had the option. We
Speaker 1: had the option of Spanish or French, and I was
Speaker 1: encouraged to take Spanish over French.
Speaker 2: We had to do when you're French, when you were
Speaker 2: a Spanish then you could pick and I finished out
Speaker 2: in Spanish. My sister did Latin wor shoes in that
Speaker 2: it's a dead language. Well, I mean my kids have
Speaker 2: to take Chinese or Mandarin or something like that. Smart
Speaker 2: it's required. Why so they can order Chinese food?
Speaker 1: I mean, why you're going to wind up taking that
Speaker 1: out post act No, I'm not not understand Mandarin. That's
Speaker 1: where the future is going.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, the future is they need to know how
Speaker 2: to speak Spanish.
Speaker 1: It's smart to give your children a basic understanding of Chinese. Okay,
Speaker 1: I wish I knew Chinese. Well they have a basic
Speaker 1: understanding because they each had to take a year of it.
Speaker 1: That's amazing. Did they like it?
Speaker 2: They forgot it?
Speaker 1: Well, that's thanks.
Speaker 2: All they know isese.
Speaker 1: Well, that's like I was taking DROPS. Thank you language
Speaker 1: learning appt me thank you, Oh you're welcome. No, that
Speaker 1: means thank you, oh, thank you. I was doing DROPS
Speaker 1: and it was Japanese because I'm going to Japan. It's
Speaker 1: like a language learning app.
Speaker 2: Okay, and I know how.
Speaker 1: To say spoon now, sappooon. Guess how you say knife? Knife? Oo?
Speaker 1: See this is what I learned. Are you impressed?
Speaker 2: Spoon?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
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Speaker 2: the crunch crunch, how do you say crunch in Spanish? Crunch? No,
Speaker 2: it's not that that could be a bad word. Probably,
Speaker 2: all right, let me know if it's a bad word.
Speaker 1: Okay,