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<v Speaker 1>Are you ready, Scott, Scott? Are you ready? I don't

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<v Speaker 1>think he's ready. Are you ready? Be? Let's go get him?

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<v Speaker 1>Look for me. Oh if you fart on me? Did

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<v Speaker 1>you just fart on?

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<v Speaker 2>Don't hit him like corn?

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<v Speaker 1>You hit me in the Oh my god, the dramatics,

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<v Speaker 1>the dramatic. Let me see, let me see it. Can

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<v Speaker 1>I see bloodshot? Let me see killers?

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<v Speaker 3>Send him Kellogg's glasses.

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<v Speaker 1>Kellogg's glass.

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<v Speaker 3>So, if you are listening listening, I just assaulted Scott,

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<v Speaker 3>that's right, any police officers listening, I assaulted Scott.

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<v Speaker 1>And Scott is now thinking that he was hitting the eye.

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<v Speaker 1>His cornea is scratched.

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<v Speaker 3>I would smile.

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<v Speaker 2>Get out here. So is this actually an episode?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes? It is, because I press record this time. I did.

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<v Speaker 2>But I'm not. I'm not prepared.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't care. Get prepared.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Well, this is just gonna be a How hard.

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<v Speaker 1>Is your job really to go look down at all

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<v Speaker 1>the boxes of cereal that you have and say to yourself, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>here's what I'm gonna do today. You make it seem

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<v Speaker 1>like you are curing cancer every time you pick three

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<v Speaker 1>boxes of cereal. Do you realize that my heart good? Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>Your heart is hurting because you got scratched in the eye.

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<v Speaker 1>It makes sense because that's Scott logic. Hashtag Scott logic.

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<v Speaker 1>My eye hurts, therefore I have some type of heart disease.

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<v Speaker 2>Why are you braiding me?

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<v Speaker 1>Because this is what you do, Scott. This is Serial Killers.

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<v Speaker 2>I gotta tell you. I mean, I have cereals, but

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<v Speaker 2>I don't. I'm not prepared, Scott. You are prepared. I

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<v Speaker 2>look under your desk, I'm looking at you. Let me

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<v Speaker 2>let me go down to the cereal sack. But hold

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<v Speaker 2>on you.

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<v Speaker 1>You have six boxes of cereal. Just sit in. You

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<v Speaker 1>can't pick three of them.

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<v Speaker 2>If I knew we were going to do this, I

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<v Speaker 2>would have come prepared with maybe a graveyard or perhaps

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<v Speaker 2>a listener request. And I got nothing. I don't have

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<v Speaker 2>any audio to play. I don't have any fun little songs.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't have any eighty themes. I get nothing because

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<v Speaker 2>I wasn't ready. Oh you just pressed the button like

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<v Speaker 2>let's get I want to go.

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<v Speaker 1>Did I not tell you I wanted to do two

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<v Speaker 1>episodes today?

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<v Speaker 2>And I told you I was not prepared to do

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<v Speaker 2>two episodes today. You told me you were prepared.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, breathe all right, breathe, fine, guys.

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<v Speaker 4>I'll see you later.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, nobody even knew. No one knew you were here

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<v Speaker 2>because this is a new episode on a new day.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh wait a minute, you threw something at me in

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<v Speaker 2>the beginning. They did know you were here.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, guys, I'm out of here at Diamond sincere.

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<v Speaker 3>If you ever want to know what I eat for breakfast, yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>It's nothing, because you're allergic to everything.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not even gonna plug it on your on our show.

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<v Speaker 2>Not your show. Please name six serials we reviewed without

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<v Speaker 2>looking back there quick?

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<v Speaker 1>Wait?

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<v Speaker 3>No, okay, so raisin brand with cranberries them in checks

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<v Speaker 3>raisin Brian, No, it's not rice checks.

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<v Speaker 1>Umm, get out.

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<v Speaker 2>You're the worst executive producer ever.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm know too. Peach cheerios.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, well that's not fair. We just did that. Get out?

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<v Speaker 3>And what's number six?

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<v Speaker 1>Egos? The blueberry?

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<v Speaker 2>Great, you're so awesome. Yeah, get out of here. Just

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<v Speaker 2>a Serial Killers episode seventy nine. And it's just like,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, off the cuff, because there's no plan. What

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<v Speaker 2>are you doing while you're rattling your rice allergen free

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<v Speaker 2>crackers at the microphone?

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<v Speaker 1>Those are actually delicious? Why they're actually delicious, those chips.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, what's going on?

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<v Speaker 1>I love when you're taking off. Like my question is

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<v Speaker 1>when you're home and just say, like it comes to

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<v Speaker 1>choosing something for dinner. If amy at one minute is

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<v Speaker 1>like all right, I want to do this, then the

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<v Speaker 1>next minute is like, no, I actually want to do this.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you go into like a mental collapse?

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<v Speaker 2>No?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you can you not handle change?

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<v Speaker 2>No? I'm fine with all that.

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<v Speaker 1>You can't handle change things like here.

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<v Speaker 2>I like to prepare a little bit for this.

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<v Speaker 1>Listen, dude, you're gonna find an eighties jingle. I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>gonna understand it. You're gonna play a song I don't

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<v Speaker 1>get it's all gonna come together.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I have to pre load all that stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>Dude, you don't.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, So I guess I'll look.

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<v Speaker 1>Your job is so hard about taking I'm taking for

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<v Speaker 1>granted on his package. That's right.

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<v Speaker 2>No one appreciates me.

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<v Speaker 1>One appreciates me because I'm scared and I work sad.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you see well over one hundred boxes of cereal

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<v Speaker 2>back there? Where do you think it came from? You know,

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<v Speaker 2>you don't know anything about that. You you can't even

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<v Speaker 2>name five major cereal brands, companies that make cereal.

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<v Speaker 1>You can't post.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, don't look kell Off, don't look Quaker, don't look

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<v Speaker 2>uh yeah, general Megan, do it?

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<v Speaker 4>Am?

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<v Speaker 2>I sleep.

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<v Speaker 1>For multi meal? Again? What importance does this have outside

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<v Speaker 1>of this podcast?

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<v Speaker 2>But you're inside of this podcast now. It's such important

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<v Speaker 2>when you're in this world, you live it, man, I

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<v Speaker 2>can't you All right, I go down, I'll go get something.

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<v Speaker 1>Hold on, are your cereal friends?

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<v Speaker 2>Speaking of cereal friends, this is another cereal.

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<v Speaker 1>Cereal friends all can't get up they eat so much cereal.

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<v Speaker 2>This is this is another will go new first because

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<v Speaker 2>this is another cereal that my buddy Joel secret squirrel fry.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't keep calling him that. He just because he's

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<v Speaker 2>got a beard. So no, because you keep saying he's

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<v Speaker 2>my serial squirrel, that's right, because he he tells me stuff,

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<v Speaker 2>all right. So anyway, he sent me this and it's

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<v Speaker 2>a post cereal. We've done a lot of this where

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<v Speaker 2>you going, Oh, he's closing his laptop because he's getting

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<v Speaker 2>so many millennial emails.

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<v Speaker 1>I am actually because I'm working.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, millennials don't get emails, they just get like dms.

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<v Speaker 1>What talk about insanity hold on.

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<v Speaker 2>Of a slide into your DMS. Look I just slid.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, you're right, all millennials, you're right. When we want

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<v Speaker 1>to talk to our bosses, we just DM them through email.

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<v Speaker 1>Stopped existing? What's even a letter at this point? Do

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<v Speaker 1>you even use handwriting?

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<v Speaker 2>Do you know how much a stamp is?

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<v Speaker 1>You? You go to this one like it's like the

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<v Speaker 1>cross that you bear, right, but you can't remember. I

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<v Speaker 1>know how much a stamp costs? Fifty six cents?

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<v Speaker 2>Fifty five?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, cool? Guess what I was once cent off? So

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<v Speaker 1>you're not that cool buddy.

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<v Speaker 2>It might have gotten off. I don't even know anyway. Listen,

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<v Speaker 2>so new from posts. It's a Great Grains variety. I

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<v Speaker 2>know you love all the great grains.

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<v Speaker 1>I do.

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<v Speaker 2>Actually, we did a Great Grains a couple episodes ago.

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<v Speaker 2>I had cherries. You were not that big of a fan.

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<v Speaker 1>But it was good.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, you said this is very good. You kept

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<v Speaker 2>eating it and said it's very good.

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<v Speaker 1>I actually, yes, you're right.

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<v Speaker 2>No I'm not because Great Grains don't have Yes they do.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm serious.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't know our child train.

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<v Speaker 2>Seriously, I don't. Well, I'm getting Great Grains and Quaker confused,

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<v Speaker 2>but both of them had cherries, one of them had pecans,

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<v Speaker 2>and one did not. Okay, are you ready anyway? So

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<v Speaker 2>this is brand new. Great Grains just came out. It's

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<v Speaker 2>not even really on their website yet. That's how new

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<v Speaker 2>it is. You're what if you look at the banner

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<v Speaker 2>on their website, this one's not there.

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<v Speaker 1>I actually love looking at the audio retention rate. I

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<v Speaker 1>can't wait to see what it is for this one.

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<v Speaker 2>Because I signed up for coupons, so I know. I

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<v Speaker 2>looked at the site. That's what I do now. I

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<v Speaker 2>sign up for coupons and all the Cereal sites. I

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<v Speaker 2>got to save money. We're not making anybody.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's gonna happen soon. The twenty twenty is our year.

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<v Speaker 2>All right.

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<v Speaker 1>You said that last time Under the Radar podcast, Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>from podcast magazine. That's gonna launch us into success.

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<v Speaker 2>Great Grain Cereal, new flavor, Raisin Cluster Crunch could be good. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>it's just a souped up raisin brand, you know, souped

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<v Speaker 2>up Yeah, raisins.

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<v Speaker 1>People watching too much Fasten the fury, multi.

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<v Speaker 2>Grain flakes and clusters. Now, I don't know what's in

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<v Speaker 2>these clusters, but there's clusters.

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<v Speaker 1>You're the vin Diesel of cereals.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, absolutely delicious and non GMO verified, heart healthy, good

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<v Speaker 2>source of fiber, twenty seven grams of whole grains of

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<v Speaker 2>whole grains, and every bowl contains ten essential vitamins and minerals. Now,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know if that's true. What if I don't

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<v Speaker 2>pour one of the vitamins in? Exactly there's only nine?

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<v Speaker 1>Do they sprinkle vitamins all over?

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<v Speaker 4>All?

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<v Speaker 2>Right? This needs it definitely needs a shake because it's

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<v Speaker 2>all kinds of stuff in here.

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<v Speaker 1>Is that your exercise for the day?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Got them winded? All right?

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<v Speaker 1>You and your cereal friends can talk about that in

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<v Speaker 1>your forums. I'm sure you talk to that.

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<v Speaker 2>Sitting in our lazy boy chairs as we kick it

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<v Speaker 2>out of it and we need a little handle to

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<v Speaker 2>lift us up. I thought, Quaker, could I've done better

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<v Speaker 2>with the cherry flavor. I'm not quite sure who you're

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<v Speaker 2>making fun of there, But you're not gonna dive in,

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<v Speaker 2>all right?

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<v Speaker 1>Dive in.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a smaller box, all right.

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<v Speaker 1>You didn't even have the cups ready. That's how unprepared

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<v Speaker 1>you are. Well, you just started, that's how unprepared. You

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<v Speaker 1>don't care about this podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, okays are turned huh yeah, all right, Now I

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<v Speaker 2>got to play a two thousand song to make you

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<v Speaker 2>feel bad.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, uh, do you remember? Do you remember this one?

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<v Speaker 1>You remember this song? Do you remember this one? You

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<v Speaker 1>remember this song?

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<v Speaker 2>But it has no relevance?

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<v Speaker 1>Nope, nope, no you don't. It's called this girl. You

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<v Speaker 1>know who's on the box of Great Greens? A girl

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<v Speaker 1>you don't remember, stupid gen xer.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't care, you don't care. That's a new one.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't care.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, cool, twenty ten's actually twenty nineteen. You look defeated.

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<v Speaker 2>We're still milking this jug Kirkland.

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<v Speaker 1>I love Kirkland Costco milk.

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<v Speaker 2>We've been using this for weeks.

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<v Speaker 1>Their milk last forever, and the best is not true.

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<v Speaker 2>If it goes bad, it goes bad. It doesn't last forever.

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<v Speaker 2>It's just in a giant jug like transmission fluid came

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<v Speaker 2>in this thing.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't know that you took what I said so literally?

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<v Speaker 2>Letter awe, how you ready? There? You go? Make sure

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<v Speaker 2>you get a raisin on.

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<v Speaker 1>That Oh is that your phone that just went off

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<v Speaker 1>with it? Alert? Nope, it was what did you get? Millennio?

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<v Speaker 1>I like it.

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<v Speaker 2>It tastes like a fresh baked something like a muffin.

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<v Speaker 2>It tastes like a brand muffin with raisins. I like this.

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<v Speaker 1>I give it four bowls.

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<v Speaker 2>I gotta get one more spoonful. Well, I like to

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<v Speaker 2>savor the flavor. You are three balls?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I think I can judge it after having one spoonful.

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<v Speaker 1>And I like it. I give it four balls. I

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<v Speaker 1>would eat this again.

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<v Speaker 2>That's pretty good. I'm torn between three balls and a

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<v Speaker 2>spoon and four balls.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a tough one.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna go three balls and a spoon on it.

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<v Speaker 2>It's pretty good for a new cereal. Congratulations, you'll last

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<v Speaker 2>about three years. Okay? Well, see, I normally have to

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<v Speaker 2>play a silly game or silly something here.

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<v Speaker 1>And games have we ever played on this podcast?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm pin the tail on the Tiger?

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<v Speaker 1>When have we ever played?

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<v Speaker 2>I have the big Tony the Tiger, and we played

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<v Speaker 2>pin the tail on him? What you don't remember?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you smoking? Craps? We stop down and play games?

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<v Speaker 1>Cat you smoke? We play games.

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<v Speaker 2>I just I want to play stuff, but I don't

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<v Speaker 2>have anything.

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<v Speaker 1>Listen, you're gonna edit this in post anyway. Go find something.

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<v Speaker 2>No I don't add I never add songs or or

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<v Speaker 2>sound effects or any of that stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm saying, go find something now, and then you could

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<v Speaker 1>make it seem like it was, oh, right there. What

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<v Speaker 1>would you put it in right now? That's that important? Hey, Dardy,

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<v Speaker 1>you just said there.

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<v Speaker 2>I wish you would I wish you would have said right, lure,

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<v Speaker 2>because then that would have been perfect. But you said

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<v Speaker 2>right there.

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<v Speaker 1>I like the way you do that.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, All right, sir, I guess I'm gonna go down

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<v Speaker 2>and get a classic. I don't know if I have classics.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me double check you do. I know so many

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<v Speaker 1>cereals I know.

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<v Speaker 2>But we've used a lot of classics. I'm just going

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<v Speaker 2>to Here's the thing. Classics will run out, Classics will

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<v Speaker 2>run out. New cereals will never run out, but classics will. Eventually,

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<v Speaker 2>this podcast is going to be all new all the time.

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<v Speaker 1>People will just listen to hear us argue with each

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<v Speaker 1>other at that point, No, I think people are tired

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<v Speaker 1>of the arguments, but they're real. That's the thing, all right.

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<v Speaker 2>Going down. So this cereal has been around since the

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<v Speaker 2>late two thousand alts or early two thousand and tens,

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<v Speaker 2>teens however you'd like to say it. So we're gonna

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<v Speaker 2>call it classic because it's, you know, more than ten

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<v Speaker 2>fifteen years old. Oh I dropped it now it's from Quaker. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>oatmeal squares. I love oatmeal square. We've had We've had cinnamon,

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<v Speaker 2>and I think there was another one. This is Oh

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<v Speaker 2>my god, did.

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<v Speaker 1>You just throw up?

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<v Speaker 2>I think I did. Okay, this is oatmeal Squarre's honey nut.

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<v Speaker 2>Raspberries are the mascots. Oh my goodness, so you're throwing up.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sneezing. This is a great podcast. Raspberries are the mascot.

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<v Speaker 1>Let it be known that Greg T is the one

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<v Speaker 1>that started that.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, if you don't remember why we say that, you

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<v Speaker 2>have to go back I don't know, like twenty episodes

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<v Speaker 2>and listen to the Greg T episode.

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<v Speaker 1>Probably my favorite episode of all time. Oh no, look

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<v Speaker 1>is the bag open.

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<v Speaker 2>The bag is not completely sealed.

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<v Speaker 1>You could get your money.

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<v Speaker 2>Back from who.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know this, mister Quaker. Mister Quaker, my dad,

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<v Speaker 1>send up a note.

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<v Speaker 2>We're gonna eat it anyway.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, you know it's nineteen hundreds, so send a parcel, Quaker.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll get it. I love it, but like back in it.

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<v Speaker 2>I never understood because when you see like old timey packages, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>like they're wrapped in brown paper and tied with a string.

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<v Speaker 1>I love that.

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<v Speaker 2>Why a string? Why? Well? You know they also because

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't have tape. I mean I understand.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, what I think is also funny is like textbooks

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<v Speaker 1>and stuff. They didn't have book bags. My mom used

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<v Speaker 1>to say this used to carry everything with like a stir.

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<v Speaker 1>I had a book strap. It was a bookstrap. I

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<v Speaker 1>love that. You could see it if you watch Christmas Story.

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<v Speaker 2>They still sold that like into the eighties. Because of

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<v Speaker 2>the store that I used to work in where I

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<v Speaker 2>got the cigarettes and gum from, they used to I

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<v Speaker 2>remember that we had old bookstraps on the.

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<v Speaker 1>Show yeh your cigarettes next to the books.

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<v Speaker 2>And that was right next to the payphone. That was

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<v Speaker 2>a dime when I started there. Then they came and

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<v Speaker 2>retro fitted it made it a quarter.

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<v Speaker 1>That's crazy. Have you ever even used a payphone? Yes?

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<v Speaker 2>I did. Do you even know what a payphone is?

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<v Speaker 1>I do because I used one.

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<v Speaker 2>I used one.

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<v Speaker 1>We did one time my grandma in the parking lot,

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<v Speaker 1>her car broke down, so I had to call Triple

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<v Speaker 1>A via a payphone because I did not have a

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<v Speaker 1>cell phone.

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<v Speaker 2>The last time I remember using a payphone was probably

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<v Speaker 2>about five years ago. My cell phone battery was dead

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<v Speaker 2>and I had just dropped a car off at the

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<v Speaker 2>gas station. I was walking home and it started raining

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<v Speaker 2>and I wanted to see if my wife would pick

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<v Speaker 2>me up. And I found a payphone. I had no

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<v Speaker 2>change on me, and I didn't know what to do,

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<v Speaker 2>so I just walked home in the rain.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that's so sad.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they still had one and it still worked, but

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<v Speaker 2>I couldn't make a call.

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<v Speaker 1>It's so weird now to see payphones because none of

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<v Speaker 1>the receivers are actually on.

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<v Speaker 2>His wires hanging out. The funny thing is that you

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<v Speaker 2>used to get the hoboes in the city that stick

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<v Speaker 2>their fingers in the coin return thinking that there's going

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<v Speaker 2>to be quarters in there. Hello, No one's used it

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<v Speaker 2>since nineteen eighty five. No, come on.

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<v Speaker 1>But realistically now it's almost like if you're in a

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<v Speaker 1>jam and your phone just say dies, you're screwed. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>Because you ask people to use their cell phones and

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<v Speaker 1>everybody is like no, It's like if I'm asking you

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<v Speaker 1>for your phone, there's clearly a reason why.

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<v Speaker 2>Because you want to run away with it. What we

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<v Speaker 2>had all kinds of payphone tricks when we were little,

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<v Speaker 2>Like our kids will never know this, and it makes

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<v Speaker 2>me so sad. Like we used to go to the

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<v Speaker 2>bowling alley and go bowling and we don't just hope.

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<v Speaker 2>So no, we went there and we did crack.

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<v Speaker 1>So much things.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so we didn't want to spend the quarter to

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<v Speaker 2>call our parents. So what you would do is you

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<v Speaker 2>would call Collect. Do you know what that is?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes?

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<v Speaker 2>You would make a Collect call, yes, and so you

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<v Speaker 2>would die of the little number and it would say

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<v Speaker 2>state your name and you would say pick us up,

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<v Speaker 2>and then it would call their house. I would say, Hi,

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<v Speaker 2>you have a Collect call from pick us up? Would

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<v Speaker 2>you like to accept? And then it was just hang up,

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<v Speaker 2>so then they would know to come get us.

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<v Speaker 1>I actually love that. I also remember calling the operator

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<v Speaker 1>for people's names. What's that? If I just said it,

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<v Speaker 1>why would I be saying, what's that?

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<v Speaker 2>Do you mean information?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>You'd four one one.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, and you used to call for people's phone numbers

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<v Speaker 1>and stuff and be connected. That was fun.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, I'm really curious what would happen if you

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<v Speaker 2>pick up the phone now and hit zero. Is there

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<v Speaker 2>an operator? Do it on your phone real quick? Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know how it is from a cell phone.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe a landline is different.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's try this.

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<v Speaker 2>Hit oh and hits end.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh.

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<v Speaker 2>Hold on, no matter, you don't know how to use

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<v Speaker 2>your phone.

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<v Speaker 4>If this is an emergency, hang up in dial nine

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<v Speaker 4>one one for directory assistance. Hang up in dial for

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<v Speaker 4>one one for difficulty making or completing calls. Hang up

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<v Speaker 4>in dial star six one one. We're all from the billing.

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<v Speaker 3>Of a call.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, up and dial one eight hundred colors.

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<v Speaker 1>Just t it up. That's sad.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow. How about for directory assistance? Hang up and google it?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah right, seriously, all right, here we go.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like if I was really in that much

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<v Speaker 1>of a gam I've literally I've used like a Google

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<v Speaker 1>phone call. I paid for credits on a phone via Google,

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<v Speaker 1>because you kiss that even so Google has like a

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<v Speaker 1>phone service, and you could just dial in someone's number

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<v Speaker 1>and call from there.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, all right, quaker oatmeal, square's honey nut. It tastes

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<v Speaker 2>like maple to me.

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<v Speaker 1>I give us three balls?

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<v Speaker 2>How do you do that so fast?

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<v Speaker 1>I like what I like?

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<v Speaker 2>Don't you let us swish around? On your palette a

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<v Speaker 2>little bit.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it swished around.

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<v Speaker 2>See this is maple. To me, this tastes like waffle

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<v Speaker 2>cereal with maple. That's what this is. Pretty close to

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<v Speaker 2>the ego Cereal.

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<v Speaker 1>No eggo is a little sweeter. That's why I liked

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<v Speaker 1>it better. I'm gonna bump it up three bowls in

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<v Speaker 1>a spoom, I like Kelly.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry, Johann Quaker whatever your name is, Johan, I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know. I just made it up. He looks like

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<v Speaker 2>a Johan. No two balls. I'm not a big, big,

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<v Speaker 2>big fan.

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<v Speaker 1>If you were to leave your kids in front of

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<v Speaker 1>a pay phone, would they be able to actually do

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<v Speaker 1>something with it?

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<v Speaker 2>No? Really no. I have a picture of Cooper on

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<v Speaker 2>a payphone at the diner. It didn't work. But she's

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<v Speaker 2>just like, what's that?

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<v Speaker 1>That's crazy?

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<v Speaker 2>And you know what else we do the other day

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<v Speaker 2>is I mean I try to like make a video,

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<v Speaker 2>but I didn't. But Amy was getting rid of an

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<v Speaker 2>old VCR and I took the tape out of it

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<v Speaker 2>and I gave it to Cooper. I said, here play

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<v Speaker 2>this and she's like what she said, is this a

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<v Speaker 2>record player?

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<v Speaker 1>What?

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<v Speaker 2>And I was like, no, she said, is it a DVD. No,

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<v Speaker 2>I said no, and then she put it up to

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<v Speaker 2>her ear. No, she put it up to I'm like, no,

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<v Speaker 2>oh my god. It's so sad, like they have no idea.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what they shouldn't. I mean, look, they should they

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<v Speaker 2>Why should they have any idea?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? I mean I guess it's you asking me songs

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<v Speaker 1>that I don't remember and have been long forgotten.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but you know that they were songs. I mean

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<v Speaker 2>like if I put a rotary telephone in front of her,

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<v Speaker 2>she'd have no clue. Really, yeah, I had no idea.

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<v Speaker 2>Put her finger in the hole. Thought that was how

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<v Speaker 2>you dial it. Yeah, that's so crazy. All right, what

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<v Speaker 2>are we doing?

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<v Speaker 1>Have we done bonus box? No? I don't have any

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<v Speaker 1>How do you not have a bonus box? Is it

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<v Speaker 1>a listener request?

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<v Speaker 2>No, because no one requested anything serial killers bonus. I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm only doing it because you are making me do it.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, come, forcing you to do things?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, but because everything else I have is like pretty new, Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>well go get it.

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<v Speaker 1>But I don't want to waste a new box on

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<v Speaker 1>a bonus box. So you don't want to do that

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<v Speaker 1>for our listeners. It's like you don't even care about them.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't care.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, I know what I'll do what I take back

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<v Speaker 2>the bonus box jingle? No boy, let's do this. I

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<v Speaker 2>rescind my invitation right that jingle?

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<v Speaker 1>No, Serial Killers International?

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<v Speaker 2>Hey here, what.

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<v Speaker 1>Does need have to do?

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<v Speaker 2>He has to go see somebody. I try to get

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<v Speaker 2>him in here because there's a serial in here that

0:18:46.920 --> 0:18:48.960
<v Speaker 2>he wanted us to do. And I said, I won't

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<v Speaker 2>do it without.

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<v Speaker 1>Him, all right, So we'll wait.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, we'll get to it. We can't do it today.

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<v Speaker 2>I got to set it up. He's going to be

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<v Speaker 2>getting a meeting for an hour and no anyway, So

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<v Speaker 2>Serial Killers International, let me down.

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<v Speaker 1>This is the most hectic episode. I think we out one.

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<v Speaker 2>It's so discomboined.

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<v Speaker 1>You talked about payphones, got something thrown at your eye?

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<v Speaker 1>How is your corny you doing? Because remember you said

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<v Speaker 1>that it was scratched it is.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't see out of my right eye. Oh cool,

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<v Speaker 2>Hold up some fingers.

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<v Speaker 1>How many fingers am I holding up?

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<v Speaker 2>Twelve?

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<v Speaker 1>That's the middle finger, and so it's one.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, I can't believe I didn't play this earlier. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>out a sorry all right? So the International box You're

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<v Speaker 2>ready from Mexico once again. Zukaritas day mice. You know

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<v Speaker 2>what that is?

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<v Speaker 1>Frosted flakes of corn of corn.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, Kellogg's frosted flakes, the Mexican Do you.

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<v Speaker 1>Know who's on the back? Melvin Melvin look at that

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<v Speaker 1>from Chocoate Creaspys.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, although in Mexico they also have Zukarita's de Chocolate,

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<v Speaker 2>which are chocolate frosted flakes. That's the first place I

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<v Speaker 2>ever saw chocolate frosted flakes was in Mexico. I've told

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<v Speaker 2>the Cantcon story before.

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<v Speaker 1>So yeah, when you went cereal shopping, well you're in Cantcud.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so this is the Mexican version.

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<v Speaker 1>What did you get this?

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<v Speaker 2>I got it at Walmart on Long Island. You know what,

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<v Speaker 2>for some reason, they have Mexican cereal sometimes, so I

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<v Speaker 2>just find them from time to time, and you know

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<v Speaker 2>what the hell.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm excited. I love frosted flakes.

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<v Speaker 2>I have a feeling it's going to taste slightly different,

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<v Speaker 2>which is good sweeter. I feel like they use different

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<v Speaker 2>sugars in Mexico. It's just like the when you buy

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<v Speaker 2>a coke that's from Mexico.

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<v Speaker 1>So much better.

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<v Speaker 2>So much better because it's pure cane sugar. Here in

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<v Speaker 2>the United States, they use you know, corn syrup and

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<v Speaker 2>artificial stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, tight bag, Yeah, it is a type bag.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, it's got to come all the way from Mexico.

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<v Speaker 2>They got to make sure it stays sealed and that

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<v Speaker 2>nobody puts, you know, cocaine in it and trying to

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<v Speaker 2>get it across the border.

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<v Speaker 1>What I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't they smuggle cocaine as cereal boxes?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>We live right? Didn't Al Choppo smuggle cereal with cocaine

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<v Speaker 2>in it?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you watch the news?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you take in any information outside of your cereal blogs?

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<v Speaker 2>I just hear cereal and I go drugs.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, when you say things like it hurts

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<v Speaker 1>my brain.

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<v Speaker 2>These are shiny Okay, I love it. Donyo tigray That

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<v Speaker 2>means Tony the Tiger in Spanish.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh really?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Is this the same Spanish people that you just said

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<v Speaker 1>El Chapo is putting cocaine cereal.

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<v Speaker 2>Bin while I'm pouring the milk. Can you please read

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<v Speaker 2>the back of the box?

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<v Speaker 1>Practica to de porte favorito, Don dee seya e como

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<v Speaker 1>sea play your favorite sport whenever wherever.

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<v Speaker 2>And what's Melvin saying?

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<v Speaker 1>Unette a la diversion, chuco, la tosa, hoorribo chuco creaspies.

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<v Speaker 1>Join the Chuco, I almost said, chucko latte, join the

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<v Speaker 1>chocolate fun try Choco crispies. We have all right here.

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<v Speaker 2>We gotas the Mexican frosted flakes available in some stores

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<v Speaker 2>in the States.

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<v Speaker 1>Which one is this?

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry?

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<v Speaker 1>Is this?

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<v Speaker 4>It?

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<v Speaker 2>Give it to you? There we go before the sugar washing.

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<v Speaker 1>They all look the same.

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<v Speaker 2>I think it's sweeter, sweeter.

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<v Speaker 1>Love this mm five balls.

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<v Speaker 2>Now marshmallows in this? No good, No boy, so good.

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<v Speaker 1>I love frosted flakes already neither sweeter frosted flakes. They're delicious.

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<v Speaker 1>End of story.

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<v Speaker 2>Four balls.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you like frosted flakes?

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<v Speaker 2>I do, but I don't love them. Here's the ingredients, sorry,

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<v Speaker 2>mais molido. That's some sort of corn as car sugar sugar.

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<v Speaker 2>Second ingredient, malta that's malt flavor contiene two percent omenos day.

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<v Speaker 2>That means contains two percent or less of the following.

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<v Speaker 2>You like that? I know Spanish off of cereal box.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not that impressive.

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<v Speaker 2>Sala yo data that's some kind of salt, because I

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<v Speaker 2>know solace salt bh t PoTA montene la frescura that

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<v Speaker 2>means to maintain freshness.

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<v Speaker 1>Great.

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<v Speaker 2>See I paid attention in Spanish.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I want it to take French.

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<v Speaker 2>What can I say? I thought it was dumb to

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<v Speaker 2>take French when you had the choice. It was like

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<v Speaker 2>Spanish is the way to go.

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<v Speaker 1>I think when you're learning the language, the important thing

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<v Speaker 1>is that, like you actually want to learn the language.

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<v Speaker 2>That's the thing. No, kids want to do anything, that's

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<v Speaker 2>the problem.

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<v Speaker 1>I wanted to learn French, like I actually wanted to

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<v Speaker 1>learn French.

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<v Speaker 2>Probably when you were in high school.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well no, no, even you always had the option. We

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<v Speaker 1>had the option of Spanish or French, and I was

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<v Speaker 1>encouraged to take Spanish over French.

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<v Speaker 2>We had to do when you're French, when you were

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<v Speaker 2>a Spanish then you could pick and I finished out

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<v Speaker 2>in Spanish. My sister did Latin wor shoes in that

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<v Speaker 2>it's a dead language. Well, I mean my kids have

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<v Speaker 2>to take Chinese or Mandarin or something like that. Smart

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<v Speaker 2>it's required. Why so they can order Chinese food?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, why you're going to wind up taking that

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<v Speaker 1>out post act No, I'm not not understand Mandarin. That's

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<v Speaker 1>where the future is going.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, the future is they need to know how

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<v Speaker 2>to speak Spanish.

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<v Speaker 1>It's smart to give your children a basic understanding of Chinese. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I wish I knew Chinese. Well they have a basic

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<v Speaker 1>understanding because they each had to take a year of it.

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<v Speaker 1>That's amazing. Did they like it?

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<v Speaker 2>They forgot it?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, that's thanks.

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<v Speaker 2>All they know isese.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, that's like I was taking DROPS. Thank you language

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<v Speaker 1>learning appt me thank you, Oh you're welcome. No, that

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<v Speaker 1>means thank you, oh, thank you. I was doing DROPS

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<v Speaker 1>and it was Japanese because I'm going to Japan. It's

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<v Speaker 1>like a language learning app.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, and I know how.

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<v Speaker 1>To say spoon now, sappooon. Guess how you say knife? Knife? Oo?

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<v Speaker 1>See this is what I learned. Are you impressed?

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<v Speaker 2>Spoon?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>All right, we gotta go. Thank you for listening to

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<v Speaker 2>Serial Killers episode seventy nine.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, And.

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<v Speaker 2>enjoy your weekend, and we'll see you on Monday. Until then,

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<v Speaker 2>the crunch crunch, how do you say crunch in Spanish? Crunch? No,

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<v Speaker 2>it's not that that could be a bad word. Probably,

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<v Speaker 2>all right, let me know if it's a bad word.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay,