Speaker 1: Misspelling with tory spelling and iHeartRadio podcast Tory spellings come out.
Speaker 1: She's sexual with the capital s missspelling.
Speaker 2: We cannot be physically attracted to be It's so easy
Speaker 2: to be physically attracted or unattracted to someone. It's just
Speaker 2: so hard to be mentally stimulated. It's so hard to
Speaker 2: have your mind tickled, your soul tickled.
Speaker 3: You know, it's just so hard.
Speaker 2: To find these things. And it does exist, and I
Speaker 2: see it every day more and more that people are
Speaker 2: really longing for that they are so I hope it
Speaker 2: happens for both of us, girls, for both the us,
Speaker 2: because I just I mean, the rubber toys are great
Speaker 2: and all, but I'd rather have a rubber cons I'm
Speaker 2: around the real thing.
Speaker 1: Oh we should create that next doable arguments. You can
Speaker 1: do anything like oh my.
Speaker 3: God, my marketing staff.
Speaker 1: I really am Yeah, put me on the payroll. I
Speaker 1: need a job. But uh yeah. I think from my perspective,
Speaker 1: I was all into my kids and I was just
Speaker 1: wanting to be a mom, mom, mom mom. And you know,
Speaker 1: he well he was a dad and great and it
Speaker 1: was like where was the attention from from his partner
Speaker 1: his life sexual partner, so that one connection was okay sexually,
Speaker 1: and then we never throughout our relationship use protection or
Speaker 1: did anything like. They all came when they wanted to come.
Speaker 3: Is no pun intended?
Speaker 1: No pun intended? But OK, my brain thinks like that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, So are you a Gemini?
Speaker 1: I'm a Taurus?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, my son's a Taurus.
Speaker 1: When's his birthday?
Speaker 3: April twenty seventh?
Speaker 1: Oh you may may my sixteenth.
Speaker 3: Laila's my third. You guys are all tourist.
Speaker 1: Oh that's right, chie, I forgot, she's a tourist.
Speaker 2: Tell you guys are so business See, you guys are
Speaker 2: very business savvy. My son's been negotiating since he was
Speaker 2: two years old. I don't understand it.
Speaker 1: Am I business savvy? I'm creative. I can't execute things
Speaker 1: to save my life lately getting it done not tech savvy.
Speaker 1: So I give you ideas eight days.
Speaker 3: You're always doing something. As long as I have ever known.
Speaker 2: You, and as far as an actress on TV to
Speaker 2: reality to books, to this, to this to.
Speaker 3: This, you were always staying busy.
Speaker 2: And that's a lot. That is very business savvy. However
Speaker 2: you want to put it. It is business savvy.
Speaker 1: When were you defining that.
Speaker 3: I wish I could work safety. It's sexual. All that
Speaker 3: in one conversation.
Speaker 1: What's the third There must be another s there?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I'm sure there could be. We can create anything.
Speaker 1: Okay, well it is. You're the snake, so you're going
Speaker 1: to make it happen. Okay, Wait, I gotta go back
Speaker 1: to sex toys. So can I tell you why I
Speaker 1: have your toy here?
Speaker 3: Why? Okay?
Speaker 1: So what am I supposed to call Dennis your business partner?
Speaker 3: Yes? Yeah, here it goes. Yes, So.
Speaker 1: Dennis and I are parents at the same school, right,
Speaker 1: and I had never met him. But when I was
Speaker 1: getting a divorce, my friend who works at the school
Speaker 1: and is good friends with him, she said, Uh, you
Speaker 1: need a nice guy, and you need someone that is
Speaker 1: successful and someone that's going to take care of you.
Speaker 1: And uh, there's a dad here I'm good friends with
Speaker 1: and he's single right now, and he's a really good
Speaker 1: guy and a really good dad. Oh my god, hide
Speaker 1: your eyes, your eyes say it all. It's okay, No,
Speaker 1: this is a podcast. People don't know how you're looking
Speaker 1: at me. And he makes sex toys. Well, I didn't
Speaker 1: give a fuck about everything else, she said, but I
Speaker 1: heard sex toys and I was like, tell me more.
Speaker 3: Now.
Speaker 1: I'm intrigued because I just want to know. I just
Speaker 1: like a story. I like hearing people's stories. And she said,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, and then she mentioned his So wait, so
Speaker 1: you guys dated originally or were just friends for years?
Speaker 3: No, we dated about twelve thirteen years ago. We dated,
Speaker 3: I broke up with him after three months, and then
Speaker 3: we were just friends forever.
Speaker 1: Okay, So it's so weird. When it's people you know,
Speaker 1: you feel safer and I don't even know why. But
Speaker 1: when she mentioned your name, I was like, oh, I
Speaker 1: know her. I like her. Okay, we can proceed. And
Speaker 1: she's like she's like, well, if nothing else, and this
Speaker 1: one nowhere, but if nothing else, he has amazing sex
Speaker 1: toys and he's very generous and he'll give you this
Speaker 1: big ass box of sex toys. And I was like, okay,
Speaker 1: I have no interest in dating anybody, but cool, I
Speaker 1: want the sex toys just because a big old box
Speaker 1: of sex toys sounds good and I am not kidding.
Speaker 1: He came to school and delivered a box I maybe
Speaker 1: fifty fucking sex toys in it. Yeah, the biggest box
Speaker 1: I have ever seen. And I was like, I was like,
Speaker 1: this is so funny, Like our kids go to this
Speaker 1: elementary school and I'm like this nice mom at school
Speaker 1: and he's perceived this nice dad at school and he's
Speaker 1: bringing me these like naughty sex toys. But anyway, I
Speaker 1: get the box and I send him a picture because
Speaker 1: she's like, just let him know you about the box.
Speaker 1: Because I was like, oh my god, I forgot I
Speaker 1: got the box. I thank him. She's like, just st
Speaker 1: a picture. So I set a picture on our group
Speaker 1: text Chane with him and my friend saying I got
Speaker 1: the box. Like look, anyway, he and I have gone
Speaker 1: on to be friends. Nothing else never went any further
Speaker 1: than that, but yeah, the box, the box. I started
Speaker 1: opening the box and I was like, oh my gosh.
Speaker 1: So first I see one of your sex toys. Then
Speaker 1: another friend of mine I'm known forever shanea Moechler, her
Speaker 1: sex toy. Yes, and I was like, okay, many things
Speaker 1: crossed my mind. First, I was like, okay, does this
Speaker 1: feel weird to me? Like I want to like try
Speaker 1: this out? But am I putting my friend on my.
Speaker 3: Clip I'm flattered? Sorry and it I.
Speaker 1: Had a moment where I was like Okay, like I
Speaker 1: I just recently told a story about the one and
Speaker 1: only time I had any interaction sexually with a woman.
Speaker 1: It was it was a threesome with a boy. And
Speaker 1: this is years ago, like twenty plus years ago, and
Speaker 1: that I was like, no, I mean, I'm into boys,
Speaker 1: not girls, but this one felt like I was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I had a girl between my legs that I know
Speaker 1: very well.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean I think that's a great thing because
Speaker 2: women know how to what they're doing usually down there.
Speaker 2: But I have not been with a woman, so I
Speaker 2: don't know. I have always been strictly Dickley.
Speaker 3: I never even had.
Speaker 2: I've never even had to wanting to experiment type of phase.
Speaker 2: I love women, and I well, most people think I'm
Speaker 2: a lesbian because I'm like, my god, you're so hot,
Speaker 2: You're so beautiful, your boobs are.
Speaker 3: So great, your your butt is so great, and I'm
Speaker 3: doing all that. But I'm like, no, no, no, I'm straight.
Speaker 3: The toys are great. The toys are great. Dennis was
Speaker 3: this was.
Speaker 2: Like, she's like four or five, four years ago, I
Speaker 2: think Sasha, I had my son. Yeah, so four years ago,
Speaker 2: he said, you know, why don't we make this toy
Speaker 2: line for you. He goes, I'm already making them. He's
Speaker 2: such a large distributor. He goes, I do want this.
Speaker 3: I just put the you know, other people's faces on it.
Speaker 2: And at that time, they had just ended Shaws of
Speaker 2: Sunset and they were thinking about starting something new.
Speaker 3: At that time, it was a really cheesy concept, but
Speaker 3: we were like, we would use this show to you know,
Speaker 3: talk about now that I'm doing sex toys.
Speaker 1: Great.
Speaker 3: Fortunately that show was just it was it wasn't It
Speaker 3: didn't go through the way we were expecting it to
Speaker 3: go through. But now we have all these sex toys,
Speaker 3: and because.
Speaker 2: Of Dennis's connections and my previous TV, a lot of
Speaker 2: people were interested in starting to buy it. And the
Speaker 2: you know, the quality is great, the boxing is great.
Speaker 2: Everything was great.
Speaker 3: Now it's just it's blowing up. But my relationship with
Speaker 3: him was great. We're like best friend. We've always gone
Speaker 3: on my trips together with family, you know, my parents
Speaker 3: love them. Like it was just we were best friends.
Speaker 1: That's definitely more of a friend vibe than yeah.
Speaker 3: It felt like that for me. I thought we were
Speaker 3: but unfortunately, but you married him. I did in order to.
Speaker 2: I was in a relationship with someone else, and he yeah,
Speaker 2: there's a lot of mess to it. I went on
Speaker 2: Jeff Lewis, and I think that was the first time
Speaker 2: I ever like came out with this story because it
Speaker 2: had just happened. I was in a relationship with someone
Speaker 2: else for some months and he was still living with
Speaker 2: the mother of his kids. And they're like teenage kids, right,
Speaker 2: And the reasoning was that was his only time.
Speaker 3: With the kids.
Speaker 2: A few went into it, and nothing's changing, and I'm
Speaker 2: hearing from random people, through friends and whatever that no,
Speaker 2: he's still with her.
Speaker 3: They break up.
Speaker 1: This is the day you were dating.
Speaker 3: This is the guy I was dating.
Speaker 1: So everyone know this guy. Is he anybody or no?
Speaker 3: I didn't.
Speaker 2: I did not know he was seeing anyone. I didn't
Speaker 2: know he was living with any mother of anyone. Right,
Speaker 2: So after that I was understanding of it. I was like, listen,
Speaker 2: you're saying that that's the case and that you're gonna
Speaker 2: move out and it was just for the kid's sake,
Speaker 2: No problem, I have a kid.
Speaker 3: I can understand. H It kept happening.
Speaker 2: I kept hearing about it, so I reached out to her.
Speaker 2: I found her. I reached out to her.
Speaker 3: And she did not deny a thing. She did not
Speaker 3: deny a thing. And on top of that, she has
Speaker 3: been seated on her so many times.
Speaker 1: We we we you were still with him, and you
Speaker 1: reached out to her and said, hey, here's what's happening.
Speaker 3: I said, I know, you know who I am, and
Speaker 3: oh knew.
Speaker 2: Well that's what I was being told through the friends
Speaker 2: that she was losing extreme amounts of weight and that's
Speaker 2: what happens every time he cheats on her. So now
Speaker 2: he's telling me that he has told her that he's
Speaker 2: with me.
Speaker 3: This is what he's saying to me.
Speaker 2: He's like, I told her she doesn't want me to
Speaker 2: be with you, she doesn't want my kids to ever
Speaker 2: come around you.
Speaker 3: I have nothing to do with you. I'm like, what
Speaker 3: the fuck? Like how is this? Like why, like you
Speaker 3: did you see an episode or something that was she
Speaker 3: a fan? And now she's you know, I don't want
Speaker 3: to hate her, Like what's the deal. So when I
Speaker 3: reached out and she didn't deny thing, and I was like,
Speaker 3: I'm really sorry, Like I didn't know that this relationship
Speaker 3: was going on between the two of you. I was
Speaker 3: being told that it wasn't but I'm completely backing away.
Speaker 3: I was like, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 2: You know, I know you keep losing weight because he's
Speaker 2: cheated on you. Every time he cheats, you lose weight.
Speaker 2: And she goes yes. I was like, for your kid's sake,
Speaker 2: please just get rid of this person, right, And she's like,
Speaker 2: you're so right, thank you so much, thank you.
Speaker 3: I swear this is the universe. Think you think, thank you.
Speaker 3: Nothing changes, nothing changes.
Speaker 2: He's swearing to me, he's moving out, he's swearing to
Speaker 2: me all these things, nothing changes. I hear it again
Speaker 2: now Dennis says it to me. He's like, you know,
Speaker 2: this person saying to me that they definitely are still
Speaker 2: together and that he lies about everything. He's got nothing,
Speaker 2: and he just lies about everything. I was like, you
Speaker 2: know what, if he wants to play this game, I'm
Speaker 2: gonna play.
Speaker 3: This fucking game too.
Speaker 2: And I knew that he already knew Dennis. He had
Speaker 2: been to Dennis's house a bunch of times. He knows
Speaker 2: that that's my ex. I mean, if you see Dennis's house,
Speaker 2: it's definitely definitely not me or any of my friend's
Speaker 2: cup of tea. It's more like, like, imagine a big
Speaker 2: warehouse kind of square, boxy thing with so it looks overwhelming,
Speaker 2: but I'm sure someone who sees that things like, oh
Speaker 2: my gosh, like he must have so much money and
Speaker 2: all this and that, and they he knew how close
Speaker 2: I was with Dennis, that we've been on so many
Speaker 2: trips and this is my X and we have tattoos
Speaker 2: of each other's you know, names and all this stuff
Speaker 2: where he has like three he has my name, he
Speaker 2: has Gigi. And then when we got Mary, we got
Speaker 2: the numbers and then he went and.
Speaker 3: I'll get to that. I'll get to that. So I
Speaker 3: was like, fuck the dip.
Speaker 2: I knew Dennis still had feelings for me. Everyone knew,
Speaker 2: all my friends knew.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 2: He even asked me a couple of years before that
Speaker 2: would you be willing to try this again? It just
Speaker 2: wasn't in the cards for me at that time. But
Speaker 2: now it was like, I have a vendetta. You know,
Speaker 2: I want this other guy to understand what it feels
Speaker 2: like to be with an X. You're saying, that's your
Speaker 2: ex that you live with. I'm going to shure you
Speaker 2: what it feels like.
Speaker 3: So we would go to know.
Speaker 1: This was the plan.
Speaker 3: No, he didn't okay.
Speaker 1: So this is this is why it all blew up.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he didn't know.
Speaker 2: I couldn't tell him because I knew he cared. But
Speaker 2: I also thought we were so close that he would
Speaker 2: be okay. I thought he wouldn't care, and he'd be like,
Speaker 2: you know, kind of best friend stuff, because there's been
Speaker 2: times in the past, well, her'll have a girlfriend or
Speaker 2: something like that, and he posts a picture of he
Speaker 2: and I together.
Speaker 3: I'm like, don't today, but get people will say He's like,
Speaker 3: it's good, it's fine, you know. So I'm like, it'll
Speaker 3: be fine.
Speaker 1: Do you think because you had such a long friendship
Speaker 1: that you could ever work your way back to it.
Speaker 3: Never. I will.
Speaker 2: Never, especially because it was happening behind my back. Because
Speaker 2: even if this random marriage thing we did wasn't about
Speaker 2: my emotions and I'm not emotionally, it's touched to him.
Speaker 3: It's the principal. He's still my ex. He's still back,
Speaker 3: you know what I mean. It's just awkward.
Speaker 1: Come talk to me married him.
Speaker 2: Never told me anything. She just went she went mia,
Speaker 2: she went dark.
Speaker 1: Oh wait, I'm not talking about polic I'm talking about Dennis.
Speaker 1: I want you guys to be best friends again.
Speaker 3: It will never happen. I would rather I'm not even
Speaker 3: gonna say it out loud. It will never happen. It
Speaker 3: will never happen. You know.
Speaker 2: I am a part of some new projects right now,
Speaker 2: new jobs, and they want no parts to anything that has.
Speaker 3: Anything to do with those individuals.
Speaker 2: It becomes a liability for me to be connected to
Speaker 2: people like this, and I can't. I'm forty three, I'm
Speaker 2: a single mom. I'm not trying to be attached to
Speaker 2: humans who are capable of these type of things. I
Speaker 2: have cleansed my energy day in and day out for
Speaker 2: very many years, and I can't invite that in my life.
Speaker 2: If someone is capable of doing that, they don't change
Speaker 2: that capacity is there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, people won't change.
Speaker 3: Not those type of things.
Speaker 1: True.
Speaker 3: To go with one of your friends the week after
Speaker 3: you just got married, that's weird, that's sociopathic. And everyone's like.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, keep that fucking gut away from us.
Speaker 1: But you married your friend.
Speaker 3: Yes. And when I got back, I immediately text.
Speaker 2: I immediately text the guy I was trying to hurt
Speaker 2: and because he's I said.
Speaker 1: What happened then?
Speaker 3: Like? Did he see that you are together?
Speaker 2: Is Yeah, it worked. We ended up going to therapy together.
Speaker 2: We started therapy, we got back together.
Speaker 3: It's me. I'm kind of it's been the last week
Speaker 3: or two. I'm kind of just on the fence, just
Speaker 3: spewing things down.
Speaker 2: We've pumped the brakes a little bit for me because
Speaker 2: I just need things to change. And I think I
Speaker 2: also got lost in the hype of trying to the Vendetta,
Speaker 2: trying to hurt him this and that.
Speaker 3: I have so much going on right now. I just
Speaker 3: need to focus on me, my businesses, my kid.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I understand, but okay, I know this is something
Speaker 1: we can't dive too much into. But the sperm donor
Speaker 1: is this like, did you go somewhere to explore sperm donor?
Speaker 1: Was it someone you knew already?
Speaker 2: Now, I actually hired a company called Donor Concierge, and
Speaker 2: Donor Concierge is amazing.
Speaker 3: I love them.
Speaker 2: They literally work scan the entire nation, all the sperm banks.
Speaker 2: They also work with a couple of neighboring countries and
Speaker 2: you basically sit with them and it feels like a
Speaker 2: PsychEval and you go into genetics, you go into psychology
Speaker 2: specifics of what you want, what you're.
Speaker 3: Looking for who you are, your this, your.
Speaker 2: Health, and then they go to work and only one
Speaker 2: percent make it through to them.
Speaker 3: Because I had a very strict thing, I was like,
Speaker 3: I have to have photos, and they don't really leave photos.
Speaker 3: So I needed a photo, whether it was childhood or not.
Speaker 2: I just needed to see that my own reassurance. And
Speaker 2: then the rest is just completely anonymous. I mean those
Speaker 2: files are about fifty pages each, so I mean, I
Speaker 2: know if like the donor's great grandparents has attached ear
Speaker 2: lobes or you know, disconnected, if they eyes are this,
Speaker 2: color of the heart was like this, or it's intense.
Speaker 1: Have you ever met the father?
Speaker 3: No? No, no, no, it's very anonymous. He's anonymous.
Speaker 1: Let's say.
Speaker 2: You know, I feel like, unless my God forbid, if
Speaker 2: my son ever needed like a transplant, I would find
Speaker 2: him down probably and use his body parts for a chance.
Speaker 1: But no, what will you do one day when he says,
Speaker 1: or if he says, I want to know who my
Speaker 1: dad is, I'd like to meet my dad.
Speaker 3: That's something I think about too often. I think about
Speaker 3: it a lot. Yeah, it's it's I don't know.
Speaker 2: I think the most important thing I can do right
Speaker 2: now is shaping him into being loved and loving. Therefore,
Speaker 2: you know, not just being loved, but being loving to
Speaker 2: me is also important. Is because you also understand you
Speaker 2: have to nurture other people as well. It's not just
Speaker 2: your feelings that are in the moment, it's also about
Speaker 2: understanding if feelings are involved, other people are having them.
Speaker 2: So I really really focus on that. He when he
Speaker 2: was like two, I was on a FaceTime call with
Speaker 2: my CASTMATEE MJ. And you know, my son and her son, Champs,
Speaker 2: they are besties, so always don't FaceTime together. And his
Speaker 2: dad walked past or something, and Shams goes something something daddy,
Speaker 2: you know, and he walks off and goes plays with
Speaker 2: his daddy. And then Eli goes, why don't I have
Speaker 2: a daddy? He was, where's my daddy? And MJ just
Speaker 2: her face just went to ghosts. So I dropped the
Speaker 2: phone so my son wouldn't see that. And I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: but you know you don't have one, but you have
Speaker 2: a mommy, and you have a aunt lay Lah, and
Speaker 2: your cousins and grandma's And he never asked again, but
Speaker 2: I prepare myself every time, like what if that question comes?
Speaker 3: What do. I say, each age is a different response level. Right.
Speaker 2: At one point I will hand him the file and
Speaker 2: he can do whatever he wants. You know the picture
Speaker 2: the donor left adult photos of himself and childhood. He
Speaker 2: also wrote a note to the child.
Speaker 1: Google reverse image of that photo mine.
Speaker 2: None of the donors did that, but he wrote a
Speaker 2: very long letter to the child saying, this is what
Speaker 2: I am of me, this is why I did this.
Speaker 2: You know, outside of all these filled out forms, I
Speaker 2: want you to know why we did this.
Speaker 3: It was really nice. I'll had him that hour to
Speaker 3: him when the day comes.
Speaker 1: Well. I also, as your new bestie, need to inform
Speaker 1: you I'm a very good detective.
Speaker 3: I found him. I found him.
Speaker 1: You found him.
Speaker 2: I found him the day before I put the embryo in.
Speaker 2: I went into like panic mode and I was like,
Speaker 2: what if what if he's like it's like a killer.
Speaker 3: What if he's this? What if he's not this? You
Speaker 3: know filebook? I found him and he was more than
Speaker 3: the file.
Speaker 2: He was so perfect, so perfect, and I shut it
Speaker 2: and I said I'm no, we're going to look at
Speaker 2: this ever again.
Speaker 3: And that was it.
Speaker 1: Oh God, I'd like to create movies and TV shows
Speaker 1: we I want you to find that, like what if?
Speaker 1: Though I know he's the one.
Speaker 3: That's what my girlfriend said. Especially thought I saw his picture.
Speaker 2: He's very good looking, good, he's very liking, same age
Speaker 2: is me.
Speaker 3: His mom was a lawyer, Our dad was a lawyer.
Speaker 3: Grandparent's judges.
Speaker 2: Like his mother quit loss so she could teach underprivileged children.
Speaker 2: I mean, it was just like this guy sounded too perfect.
Speaker 2: I was like, no, this can't be real.
Speaker 3: It's real. I found his instagram, I found how social,
Speaker 3: I found everything. I found everything.
Speaker 1: You have to slide into his DM I cannot.
Speaker 3: I always the company will get sued, everyone.
Speaker 1: Will give the reason. Ever, no one ever has to
Speaker 1: know about this well.
Speaker 3: I know why he works now too. I found out
Speaker 3: where he works. I was I could just show up.
Speaker 1: But as it's so, he lives in California, no fire away.
Speaker 1: Are we flying east coast to find him more? I'm
Speaker 1: just asking.
Speaker 3: More. So I'm not saying anything.
Speaker 1: I'm bad with geography.
Speaker 2: I will show you the picture. I will show you
Speaker 2: this picture the next time I see you.
Speaker 3: He's hot.
Speaker 1: This is fascinating. He's not married.
Speaker 2: I did love when I checked five years ago, he
Speaker 2: was not married.
Speaker 3: He was not married five years ago.
Speaker 1: When I checked down that rabbit. I'm so sorry. I'd
Speaker 1: be checking that instagram like, oh, it would be a problem.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was a rabbit hole.
Speaker 1: I would check again that instagram of that rabbit hole
Speaker 1: to see what he was going on about as often
Speaker 1: as I use the rabbit that's yours, like it's life changing.
Speaker 1: I love your Sorry by the way, okay, sorry, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna get off that topic because I know it's not
Speaker 1: a hot topic. By the way, I gotta tell you, like,
Speaker 1: you know, the remember the og like rocket pocket rocket
Speaker 1: back in the day, the og one, and then everyone
Speaker 1: was like, it's the rabbit, it's the dolphin, and like
Speaker 1: people I used to have like a Hello Kitty vibrator
Speaker 1: and I was just like, I got the need for speed.
Speaker 1: I don't give a fuck what it looks like. I
Speaker 1: want the speed.
Speaker 3: He'll sit on it, okay.
Speaker 1: And uh then I got married and had kids and
Speaker 1: like that, like whole piece of my life went out
Speaker 1: the window. So now single again. You know, I was
Speaker 1: like this fell into my lap, literally a box presented
Speaker 1: to me at school, and of course I had to
Speaker 1: try like this one's still intact, but I have your
Speaker 1: other products that I've opened.
Speaker 3: I gotta tell.
Speaker 1: You, just like dating has changed since I was last single.
Speaker 1: Sex choice of change because it's not just like you
Speaker 1: put a battery in and you turn it on, like
Speaker 1: there's a ucy U see bees it there's a detarger there.
Speaker 1: I'm not tech savvy and I just wanted to get
Speaker 1: down to it. And I got to tell you, it
Speaker 1: took me a moment to work it. I worked it out.
Speaker 1: I worked it out. But wow, there's so many opportunities.
Speaker 2: Now, opportunities, yeah, you know, And it's just I love
Speaker 2: that because I didn't realize that. I thought just a
Speaker 2: basic vibration is what everyone sort of wants.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I.
Speaker 2: Mean every vagina nerve ending is a little different, you know.
Speaker 3: So I feel like some people need the pulsation, they
Speaker 3: need a wave, they needed to increase. I love the
Speaker 3: attention that is being brought on the women's anatomy in
Speaker 3: order to cater to our needs better. They're making the robes.
Speaker 3: The rose is almost where there's like a tongue. It's
Speaker 3: just it's like a section with a little flicker, and
Speaker 3: it just feels like someone's literally going down on you.
Speaker 1: Do you think it's because women are finally making sex
Speaker 1: toys and not just men like women are.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 2: I think we're in just women are raising in power
Speaker 2: and it's about you know, women are standing up and saying,
Speaker 2: this is what we want, this is what we're gonna do.
Speaker 2: And the more and more of those type of women
Speaker 2: have sex toy companies, the more it'll happen.
Speaker 3: But I cater to my audience. I'm not catering to
Speaker 3: my own knees. For me, I'm very similar to you.
Speaker 3: I don't mind a rose like one of those, but
Speaker 3: I'm okay, just a basic little vibrator will do the
Speaker 3: deal for me. I have tried other stuff and I'm like, Wow,
Speaker 3: there's a whole fucking world out here and a dick
Speaker 3: doesn't do it. And I started getting scared. I'm like,
Speaker 3: does this mean sex is never going to be as
Speaker 3: satisfying because it doesn't shape and move the vibrate the
Speaker 3: way I need it to.
Speaker 1: This is true?
Speaker 3: Like this is true? I asked my extics, I can
Speaker 3: bring the sex toy into the mix. A lot of
Speaker 3: guys are not okay with it.
Speaker 1: Well, well, that goes back to like, you know, the
Speaker 1: penis and the vagina were invented like Adam and Eve
Speaker 1: just so for pro creation, like pro creation and.
Speaker 3: Adam and Eve.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, unlucky men it keeps working for them,
Speaker 1: but women it's like, no, we are more complicated and
Speaker 1: more like we need something else as well.
Speaker 3: Typically it needs something else.
Speaker 1: Yeah, boy, I miss watching you on TV though, thank you.
Speaker 1: Shots of Sunset was on ninth was it nine seasons?
Speaker 2: Nine seasons? And we did not get cut for bad ratings.
Speaker 2: We got cut because they just couldn't afford us. We
Speaker 2: were a unionized show.
Speaker 3: We became union. We were the only show unionized and
Speaker 3: wowing that happened with Brian's seacrest many years ago, and
Speaker 3: so we were rather expensive. We were rather expensive to create,
Speaker 3: and so it sucked.
Speaker 2: But the people really want us back, and I think
Speaker 2: we're trying to do something. We're trying to do something
Speaker 2: that we can make people happy about.
Speaker 3: You know. Well, I'm not going to say.
Speaker 2: Details about what we're doing. It could be a show.
Speaker 2: It could it could be sky writing.
Speaker 3: I don't know, I'm not going to do that.
Speaker 2: Actually that's come Trails, Chemtrails. But it could be something's coming.
Speaker 1: Oh, it could be shaw as the musical. We don't know.
Speaker 2: It could be anything. It could be anything. I could
Speaker 2: be Housewives of Beverly House tomorrow.
Speaker 3: You don't know, would you?
Speaker 1: Would you be on the Real Housewives?
Speaker 3: Don't thank those women cannot make me?
Speaker 1: What do you mean you mean they don't stand a
Speaker 1: fighting chance against you? Hmm we wait, wait, wait bravo,
Speaker 1: Andy Cohen? Has they have never mentioned you being on Housewives?
Speaker 3: I would have to be a wife, wouldn't I Just
Speaker 3: until recently they changed that. You don't have to be
Speaker 3: a wife.
Speaker 1: Let's get Dennis on the phone. We gotta we gotta
Speaker 1: marry you guys back when we're approaching Andy Cohen, listen.
Speaker 3: Married the other bitch? Though I think they already got married.
Speaker 3: Who I don't know? Someone send me a picture. They're
Speaker 3: both wearing wedding bands.
Speaker 1: So who are we talking about right now? Dennis and
Speaker 1: Dealina are wearing wedding rings. Okay, okay, well.
Speaker 3: Listen, you can't marry that one. But I mean I
Speaker 3: can pick anyone off off the street.
Speaker 1: Okay, wait, okay, let's strategize this.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I just don't know.
Speaker 1: You can marry. You can marry someone then you have
Speaker 1: someone there to open the jars when they're tight, fix
Speaker 1: the light bulbs, which we all want. We need a
Speaker 1: man for strength. Amen, you could do everything else, and
Speaker 1: then you could start on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.
Speaker 1: I you know what, just please help me to your team.
Speaker 3: Just you know what.
Speaker 1: I'm not even going to charge. I'm just I'm do
Speaker 1: you have a manager? Can I tell you that? I
Speaker 1: just I adore you. I love you and Resa together
Speaker 1: that's like my jam.
Speaker 3: Thank you.
Speaker 1: That is together so much. It reminds you of me
Speaker 1: and my gay best friend so much, whose name is
Speaker 1: Maron who knows.
Speaker 2: But then we should all go do something that would
Speaker 2: be fun yeah, at each other for years and years. Okay,
Speaker 2: he's so much fun. A leo, so he's called Diva energy.
Speaker 3: He brings the life to the moment anywhere we are.
Speaker 3: He's that guy. He's so much fun to be around,
Speaker 3: so much fun.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. Okay, Well I want to create something
Speaker 1: with you.
Speaker 3: Should I do a sex toy? I think you should.
Speaker 3: I think you should.
Speaker 2: Really you seemed very much into it, so I think
Speaker 2: it fits the bill, you know, come out with something
Speaker 2: that's just very signature to you.
Speaker 3: Oh, piece it all together, pocket racket pussy, pocket, pocket pussy.
Speaker 3: What did you call it?
Speaker 1: You have to come out with something like this, But
Speaker 1: I didn't create that, Like that was something back in
Speaker 1: the day. No, a pussy sleeve of pocket pocket pussy,
Speaker 1: pocket pussy. It's a pocket pussy.
Speaker 3: Did it fit in the pocket or it was like
Speaker 3: a pocket for the dick, like a pussy at pussy?
Speaker 1: Because I had five c sections.
Speaker 3: They call them strokers. Now they call it what they're
Speaker 3: called strokers.
Speaker 2: They're called their vagina malls that goes and they pour
Speaker 2: it all the way in so the inside it is
Speaker 2: all ridge like your jean.
Speaker 3: And they're called strokers because you're you know, stroke ink.
Speaker 1: I I believe it was called a pocket pussy back
Speaker 1: in the day, which I'm not mad at because I
Speaker 1: think it's adorable. That's adorable.
Speaker 3: I like the name.
Speaker 1: I like put your woman's like thing, like carry it
Speaker 1: with you on your pocket pussy, pocket pussy, Yeah whatever, yeah, okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: but I think I mean, I've always wanted because it
Speaker 1: was always like my big tagline with nine on two
Speaker 1: was Donna Martin graduates. Yeah, and this is like a
Speaker 1: famous story from nine on too and zero that the
Speaker 1: scene outside when they're all chanting, they all walk out
Speaker 1: of school. Donna Martin graduates. And I wasn't even in
Speaker 1: the scene, even though fans Daily Weekly or like say it.
Speaker 1: I'm like, Donna Martin graduates, even though I never actually
Speaker 1: said it.
Speaker 3: You weren't in it. You were inside.
Speaker 1: I was inside, Yes, exactly, you were in school.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I wasn't gonna graduate. You learned one little instance with
Speaker 1: some champagne. It prom give me a break. But the boys,
Speaker 1: they had been doing it for so long. I think
Speaker 1: Jason Priestley instigated this. That off camera he said to everyone, Hey,
Speaker 1: everyone's just chanting it. In the background, everyone chanced Donna
Speaker 1: Martin master beats.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, that's amazing. That's so yeah.
Speaker 1: So everyone did it, and that's a fun story we
Speaker 1: all tell and fans are like, no way, It's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: so this is how our brains think. Donna Martin masturbates
Speaker 1: and then there's a sex toy, a tory spellings.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, it makes sense because you were a
Speaker 2: virgin in the showy you graduated and masturbated, or you
Speaker 2: do masturbate then graduate.
Speaker 1: I don't know, but even virgin's got to get off.
Speaker 1: So On that note, this was so much fun. This
Speaker 1: was so much fun. Wait I want to get together
Speaker 1: with you. I love you and I'm going.
Speaker 2: To text you later.
Speaker 3: Thank you. I will talk to you soon.
Speaker 1: Toy okay, bye bye