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Speaker 1: getting now. I know quite a few people that haven't

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Speaker 1: gotten a stimulus check just yet. I have no handful

427
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Speaker 1: of people that have applied for small business loans. They

428
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Speaker 1: can't get those yet. But here in California, I think

429
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Speaker 1: I told you this before, but when we have the

430
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Speaker 1: market crash in two thousands six, two thousand seven, two eight,

431
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Speaker 1: I had a friend of mine collect unemployment and I

432
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Speaker 1: kid you not, he collected unemployment from the state of

433
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Speaker 1: Cali Fornia for seven years seven. How do you seven

434
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Speaker 1: How do you collect it? Seven years? Seven years? I

435
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Speaker 1: shot you not. He kept doing it, and he kept

436
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Speaker 1: getting away with it here in the state of California. Wow,

437
00:23:15,240 --> 00:23:18,400
Speaker 1: seven years. Just handed out money, man, that's what we're

438
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Speaker 1: doing here. Well, we're handing out to anybody. It doesn't

439
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Speaker 1: matter if you're here legally or not to Alright, you're

440
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Speaker 1: gonna trigger those people. No, I'm just saying, Governor. Governor

441
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Speaker 1: Newsom as in a stimulus package here for the state.

442
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Speaker 1: It's Halloween. You knock on the door, you get money.

443
00:23:32,280 --> 00:23:34,439
Speaker 1: That's that's how it works in California. Just knock on

444
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Speaker 1: the door, they'll write your check. How much do you want? Good? Here,

445
00:23:36,960 --> 00:23:39,239
Speaker 1: you go go away, Come back next tomorrow. I'll give

446
00:23:39,280 --> 00:23:41,880
Speaker 1: you more money. All right, his endless amounts of money.

447
00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:49,960
Speaker 1: No taxation without representation, alright. Many many Americans feeling lonelier

448
00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:56,239
Speaker 1: than ever before as the coronavirus the social distancing wears on,

449
00:23:56,520 --> 00:23:59,080
Speaker 1: According to a new study out, I think this is

450
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Speaker 1: kind of obvious, right, I mean, people are not socializing.

451
00:24:02,760 --> 00:24:05,320
Speaker 1: Human beings are social creatures. We like to hang out

452
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Speaker 1: with our family, our friends. Even I, who's an introvert,

453
00:24:08,560 --> 00:24:11,400
Speaker 1: still like to hang out with relatives and things like that,

454
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Speaker 1: And unfortunately it's not the case you were killing No,

455
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Speaker 1: I believe you. You're getting lonely. Earlier this week, I

456
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Speaker 1: know that give you the cold shoulder, and you were

457
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Speaker 1: you were wondering if I had traveled off to far lands,

458
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Speaker 1: and uh, well I know you did. There's a certain pattern,

459
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Speaker 1: I know when you go to a certain pattern. There

460
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Speaker 1: is when you go to a certain location to stop responding.

461
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Speaker 1: Is the only time you stopped responding, not leaving that.

462
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Speaker 1: I haven't left Los Angeles for quite a while. Thanks,

463
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Speaker 1: not what I hear. That's not what if you don't

464
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Speaker 1: hear it from me, that it's inaccurate? Well, I have sources,

465
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Speaker 1: and so all I will say, no, you might have

466
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Speaker 1: violated social distancing rules. I'll just say that, right, I

467
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Speaker 1: wish I did. Yeah, okay, all right, there you go.

468
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Speaker 1: All right, here's the study about babies. Now, why would

469
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Speaker 1: we do a study about babies on sports? It's radio?

470
00:25:00,480 --> 00:25:04,320
Speaker 1: I don't know. I thought I thought this was interesting.

471
00:25:04,680 --> 00:25:09,399
Speaker 1: So timid babies, according to this study, are likely to

472
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Speaker 1: end up as introverts. So apparently I was a timid

473
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Speaker 1: baby growing up. According to a new report that was

474
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Speaker 1: out this week, and they looked at the National Institutes

475
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Speaker 1: of Mental Health say that infants showing a condition referred

476
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Speaker 1: to as behavioral inhibition are more likely to struggle socially

477
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Speaker 1: by age. But that where are yall introverted personality in

478
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Speaker 1: adulthood based on what you do as an infant? But

479
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Speaker 1: that that's interesting? So how this must have been like

480
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Speaker 1: a twenty years study though, right, I mean because these

481
00:25:45,119 --> 00:25:47,760
Speaker 1: takes a long time for this too. You know, you

482
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Speaker 1: gotta wait until these guys are in their twenties to

483
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Speaker 1: girls too to figure it out. How much of that

484
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Speaker 1: do you think has to be attributed to your parenting? Yeah,

485
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Speaker 1: you know, it's it's that's a great thing, is that.

486
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Speaker 1: You know, it's at our what's it nature versus nurture? Right?

487
00:26:02,680 --> 00:26:06,879
Speaker 1: You know? Is it? That is a great debate, Like

488
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Speaker 1: I haven't really spent a lot of time thinking about

489
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Speaker 1: That's like one of those deep questions, you know, is

490
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Speaker 1: it is it your genetics? I guess it's a little

491
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Speaker 1: bit of both. But I really think it's I hate

492
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Speaker 1: to say this, but I think it's more about how

493
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Speaker 1: you were raised, right, how your you know, your parents

494
00:26:21,119 --> 00:26:23,960
Speaker 1: treated you, and how you your life growing up and

495
00:26:24,200 --> 00:26:26,119
Speaker 1: that can be. You can have a bad background and

496
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Speaker 1: then still be amazing and successful and use that as motivation.

497
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Speaker 1: But I think I gotta go more nurture than nature. Yeah,

498
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Speaker 1: what about you guess. I mean, that's fascinating. You know,

499
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Speaker 1: I was. I was kind of a delinquent though. When

500
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Speaker 1: I was a kid, I was a punk. I mean,

501
00:26:44,520 --> 00:26:48,119
Speaker 1: still are a little bit more refined a being a punk.

502
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Speaker 1: But when I was a kid, I tried to get

503
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Speaker 1: away from my dad as much as possible. I was

504
00:26:52,840 --> 00:26:54,760
Speaker 1: he scared the ship out of me, being a cop,

505
00:26:54,880 --> 00:26:57,800
Speaker 1: and he had that deep, deep voice and then the

506
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Speaker 1: mustache like he was. He was imposing, and I did

507
00:27:01,800 --> 00:27:05,040
Speaker 1: everything I possibly could take it away from his wrath.

508
00:27:05,400 --> 00:27:08,159
Speaker 1: But I was an absolute pain in the ass for

509
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Speaker 1: my parents as a kid. Catholic school, uh, Catholic high school.

510
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Speaker 1: We're all a bunch of punks and brats back then too, so,

511
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Speaker 1: but they give me free rein. I mean my sisters

512
00:27:20,600 --> 00:27:22,480
Speaker 1: they were a little bit different, more strict with them.

513
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Speaker 1: But I was, you know, I was a wild card.

514
00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:30,680
Speaker 1: And uh, well, everyone has that period where they're well

515
00:27:30,720 --> 00:27:33,480
Speaker 1: guys like rebellion. I think women do the same thing.

516
00:27:33,520 --> 00:27:35,679
Speaker 1: But there's like this rebellion stage. You go through it

517
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Speaker 1: like I don't like my parents, you go to hate

518
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Speaker 1: your parents. Isn't that what you're supposed to like natural?

519
00:27:39,720 --> 00:27:41,439
Speaker 1: You're supposed to hate your parents when you're a teenager,

520
00:27:41,440 --> 00:27:45,879
Speaker 1: and then eventually you snap back and then you like him. Okay,

521
00:27:45,880 --> 00:27:48,560
Speaker 1: here's the thing, though, I was never in that phase

522
00:27:48,600 --> 00:27:51,480
Speaker 1: of all I hate my parents. But now that my

523
00:27:51,560 --> 00:27:55,480
Speaker 1: dad has gotten older and more removed from law enforcement,

524
00:27:56,440 --> 00:27:58,600
Speaker 1: now I get to hear all the good, juicy stories.

525
00:27:59,480 --> 00:28:01,280
Speaker 1: I gives you the dirt. Now he gives me the

526
00:28:01,280 --> 00:28:04,600
Speaker 1: good stuff, Like I never got to hear any of

527
00:28:04,680 --> 00:28:09,480
Speaker 1: the toxic, bad, brutal, ugly stories in law enforcement, in

528
00:28:09,520 --> 00:28:12,680
Speaker 1: the media and the news and entertainment, and I get

529
00:28:12,680 --> 00:28:14,760
Speaker 1: to hear a lot of it. That's cool. So the

530
00:28:14,800 --> 00:28:17,080
Speaker 1: statue of limitations has run out, and so now he

531
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Speaker 1: is free to share with you some of the good stuff.

532
00:28:20,520 --> 00:28:23,159
Speaker 1: I bet your dad has amazing Has he written a

533
00:28:23,160 --> 00:28:25,399
Speaker 1: book your day? No, but he'd probably, like he'd be

534
00:28:25,400 --> 00:28:28,080
Speaker 1: more inclined to tell you stories than to tell me,

535
00:28:29,240 --> 00:28:31,480
Speaker 1: Like that's just how he is. Like he he does

536
00:28:31,560 --> 00:28:35,359
Speaker 1: not subject any of the kids to the stories, but

537
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Speaker 1: he'll be if it's somebody else, yes, but if it's

538
00:28:38,600 --> 00:28:41,760
Speaker 1: us directly, not so much. And still we start asking

539
00:28:41,840 --> 00:28:44,920
Speaker 1: him questions and kind of breaking him up a little bit,

540
00:28:45,080 --> 00:28:49,600
Speaker 1: but it takes a while. Do you drink coffee? I

541
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Speaker 1: drink espresso, but I don't drink coffee on the regular. Now,

542
00:28:54,080 --> 00:28:57,560
Speaker 1: there's a new study out that says coffee influences our

543
00:28:57,680 --> 00:29:01,360
Speaker 1: sense of taste. They claim it make sweet food even

544
00:29:01,400 --> 00:29:04,440
Speaker 1: more delicious. I don't drink coffee, so I have no

545
00:29:04,480 --> 00:29:06,800
Speaker 1: way of knowing whether that's real or bullshit. I do

546
00:29:06,920 --> 00:29:09,959
Speaker 1: know that Starbucks has a pretty good industry of selling

547
00:29:10,320 --> 00:29:13,800
Speaker 1: no desserts and stuff, little cookies and crap like that

548
00:29:13,880 --> 00:29:17,240
Speaker 1: on the side, muffins and all that, so they must

549
00:29:17,480 --> 00:29:21,360
Speaker 1: have some infra information that that's true. Coffee also doesn't

550
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Speaker 1: just wake you up in the morning. It may that's

551
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Speaker 1: a weezel word, may even lengthen your life, but only

552
00:29:28,240 --> 00:29:31,400
Speaker 1: if you prepare it with a filter. It's, according to

553
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Speaker 1: a new long term study, that's uh, the only coffee

554
00:29:36,280 --> 00:29:41,840
Speaker 1: I ever drank. If I do drink, it's called bulletproof coffee. Um,

555
00:29:41,880 --> 00:29:43,920
Speaker 1: I highly recommend it. You gotta drink it cold, though,

556
00:29:44,680 --> 00:29:46,240
Speaker 1: but it's good. Are you s Are you a big

557
00:29:46,280 --> 00:29:49,640
Speaker 1: caffeine guy. No, I used to I used to be

558
00:29:49,680 --> 00:29:52,760
Speaker 1: addicted to soda. I just drink water, like what I

559
00:29:52,840 --> 00:29:55,440
Speaker 1: drinks water. I'll cheat, I'll go crazy on the weekend.

560
00:29:55,440 --> 00:29:58,040
Speaker 1: I'll have like grape juice from Lemonade or something like

561
00:29:58,080 --> 00:30:00,560
Speaker 1: that and be really out there. But it's but mostly

562
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Speaker 1: just wat But when you're sluggish, you're flat from you know,

563
00:30:03,480 --> 00:30:05,520
Speaker 1: when you wake up with your sleep patterns, how do

564
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Speaker 1: you get how do you get up? How do you

565
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Speaker 1: get energized? Um? You know, I bang my head against

566
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Speaker 1: the wall a few times, and I don't know. I

567
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Speaker 1: don't I don't really have any any substance. Occasionally, when

568
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Speaker 1: I'm back when things were normal and I was getting

569
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Speaker 1: you know, four hours of sleep, I'm getting more sleep

570
00:30:21,960 --> 00:30:25,160
Speaker 1: now because then, you know, I've got nothing else to do. Um.

571
00:30:25,280 --> 00:30:28,600
Speaker 1: But back then, I had a bottle in my car

572
00:30:28,720 --> 00:30:31,200
Speaker 1: of caffeine pills and I would take one of those.

573
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Speaker 1: It's just like a shot of coffee, is what it is.

574
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Speaker 1: Like a cup of coffee and a little pill and

575
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Speaker 1: then that would wake me up. Was it hydroxy cut

576
00:30:37,760 --> 00:30:42,000
Speaker 1: or something? No, it's no, it's not shut up. Now

577
00:30:42,040 --> 00:30:44,840
Speaker 1: you go to like Walmart or whatever, and you get

578
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Speaker 1: a bottle for like four or five bucks. It's it's

579
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Speaker 1: like the cost of one cup of coffee, except it

580
00:30:50,040 --> 00:30:52,040
Speaker 1: costs you know, it's for two hundred cups of coffee

581
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Speaker 1: for the price of one. As far as the caffeine

582
00:30:53,800 --> 00:30:58,239
Speaker 1: content that, it's not brutal. What's what's brutal about that

583
00:30:58,640 --> 00:31:01,760
Speaker 1: taking caffeine? I don't know. It's what's the big deal?

584
00:31:01,800 --> 00:31:04,960
Speaker 1: Who cares a little caffeine supplement? It's like a vitamin. Yeah,

585
00:31:05,080 --> 00:31:07,600
Speaker 1: I guess you're not gonna get a world. Be sure

586
00:31:07,640 --> 00:31:10,360
Speaker 1: to catch live editions of The Ben Maller Show weekdays

587
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Speaker 1: at two a m. Eastern eleven pm Pacific. Alright, new

588
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Speaker 1: study out says, according to researchers, they've created a smart

589
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Speaker 1: toilet that check this out, guest, go on, remembers your

590
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Speaker 1: ass print, your buttocks print, and we'll also apparently scan

591
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Speaker 1: your urine for disease. Stanford University says the smart toilet

592
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Speaker 1: will be able to not only recognize its user via

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Speaker 1: their ass, but also warning signs for cancer and other

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Speaker 1: diseases when they go to the bathroom. Well, this is

595
00:31:45,440 --> 00:31:47,480
Speaker 1: this is great. If you can you cancer, if you

596
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Speaker 1: find it early, you're in really good shape. Right, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's that's Stanford has been busy then, because earlier this

598
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Speaker 1: week they had some tests from a controlled group that

599
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Speaker 1: said that the presence of the coronavirus was fifty eight

600
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Speaker 1: times more uh more likely to have occurred earlier this year,

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Speaker 1: uh than what many people had thought to believe prior.

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00:32:07,240 --> 00:32:09,160
Speaker 1: So that's good on Stanford. They've been busy doing some

603
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Speaker 1: things lately. That's yeah, I saw that, and that's I

604
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Speaker 1: hope that's right, that story about the chronab us, because

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00:32:14,240 --> 00:32:17,640
Speaker 1: that would lead us to ending this much sooner, because

606
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Speaker 1: that would mean all the numbers were bullshit and they

607
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Speaker 1: were wrong, that we were being fed about, you know

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Speaker 1: how the death rates and all that stuff. And then

609
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Speaker 1: suddenly you're like, wait a minute here, you know what's

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Speaker 1: going on with this? You know, you can kind of

611
00:32:34,240 --> 00:32:36,760
Speaker 1: look at this from a different perspective. Now. Were you

612
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Speaker 1: ever from November to where we're at now, were you

613
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Speaker 1: ever sick? Like, did you ever feel like you were

614
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Speaker 1: under the weather, have the flu? And like I was

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00:32:45,640 --> 00:32:50,880
Speaker 1: sick in I think it was December January. Um, I

616
00:32:50,960 --> 00:32:52,880
Speaker 1: usually get sick around that time year, so I didn't

617
00:32:52,920 --> 00:32:55,200
Speaker 1: think anything of it, and I was like whatever, my

618
00:32:55,240 --> 00:32:57,480
Speaker 1: wife had a little cough. I had a little coughing,

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Speaker 1: but I didn't think of it. So I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I would be shocked if that was the coronavirus, But

621
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Speaker 1: who the hell knows. The weird thing is like you

622
00:33:07,200 --> 00:33:10,120
Speaker 1: read these stories on the symptoms and some people they

623
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Speaker 1: say have no symptoms, and other people have this and

624
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Speaker 1: other people that. It's like it's like it could be anything.

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Speaker 1: You know, it could be nothing and it could be something.

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Speaker 1: It's crazy. Well, I think I think there was a

627
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Speaker 1: couple of guys here that that had it, and I

628
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Speaker 1: wouldn't be surprised if I had it. There was Eddie.

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Speaker 1: Eddie said he thought he had it, and he was.

630
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Speaker 1: I remember he was really sick and and he was out.

631
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Speaker 1: I think he missed work a couple of times. He

632
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Speaker 1: was under the weather. You had it too? Now? Was

633
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Speaker 1: that after his trip? Though? Didn't he go to Didn't

634
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Speaker 1: you go to Australia or something like that and then

635
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Speaker 1: come back? And I think, so, yeah, he didn't travel overseas.

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Speaker 1: I forget what, Yeah, I think Australia. So I was

637
00:33:48,200 --> 00:33:51,720
Speaker 1: sick for about four or five days, and I distinctly

638
00:33:51,720 --> 00:33:54,280
Speaker 1: remember this. Now, I was not going to come in

639
00:33:54,360 --> 00:33:58,120
Speaker 1: on a Thursday to record the podcast, and your fucking

640
00:33:58,160 --> 00:34:00,400
Speaker 1: ass was giving me a guilt trip about it, showing

641
00:34:00,480 --> 00:34:06,880
Speaker 1: some grit, having some mental toughness, right, So I came

642
00:34:06,920 --> 00:34:10,040
Speaker 1: in here and I proceeded to work the entire weekend.

643
00:34:10,120 --> 00:34:13,000
Speaker 1: I felt, that's good. You know what you showed toughness,

644
00:34:13,080 --> 00:34:15,640
Speaker 1: You showed great you you put some dirt on it,

645
00:34:15,760 --> 00:34:18,880
Speaker 1: right to taking aspirate and get out there and do

646
00:34:18,960 --> 00:34:21,040
Speaker 1: your job. They say not to take aspirin during this

647
00:34:21,360 --> 00:34:27,120
Speaker 1: taking profit suck it up. But I feel better three

648
00:34:27,200 --> 00:34:30,240
Speaker 1: days later, and then it got sick again five days

649
00:34:30,280 --> 00:34:33,200
Speaker 1: after that. So yeah, that's the other thing about this

650
00:34:33,200 --> 00:34:35,600
Speaker 1: guest guy, Like I'm hoping that we don't turn into

651
00:34:35,640 --> 00:34:38,239
Speaker 1: a bunch of pussy willows. Like I I pride myself

652
00:34:38,320 --> 00:34:42,040
Speaker 1: and you know, working and and having some grit and

653
00:34:42,080 --> 00:34:46,000
Speaker 1: all that stuff and resolve. And it seems like I've

654
00:34:46,040 --> 00:34:47,960
Speaker 1: read a lot of these stories all you should never

655
00:34:48,040 --> 00:34:51,160
Speaker 1: work sick ever again now because of the coronavirus, you know.

656
00:34:51,160 --> 00:34:53,680
Speaker 1: And I'm like, really, are we gonna go to that

657
00:34:53,719 --> 00:34:57,239
Speaker 1: particular point. But so you think you had it, and

658
00:34:57,239 --> 00:34:59,880
Speaker 1: and so have you been tested to see it? But

659
00:35:00,239 --> 00:35:02,919
Speaker 1: I know that there's a few urgent care centers where

660
00:35:02,920 --> 00:35:04,919
Speaker 1: I live in the South Bay that are actually gonna

661
00:35:04,960 --> 00:35:08,040
Speaker 1: start doing the antibody testing. So I'm gonna see if

662
00:35:08,080 --> 00:35:10,120
Speaker 1: I can get tested because here in California that I

663
00:35:10,160 --> 00:35:11,640
Speaker 1: don't know what the other states of the same, I

664
00:35:11,640 --> 00:35:14,759
Speaker 1: believe they are. But if you get an antibody test, uh,

665
00:35:14,800 --> 00:35:16,680
Speaker 1: it's free a charge. Insurance will pick it up. I

666
00:35:16,680 --> 00:35:19,320
Speaker 1: know swabs across the country or free. But the antibody

667
00:35:19,360 --> 00:35:21,879
Speaker 1: testing I think is different in each state. So well,

668
00:35:21,880 --> 00:35:23,799
Speaker 1: that would be cool, And I mean how much how

669
00:35:23,840 --> 00:35:26,200
Speaker 1: great would you feel like? You would feel somewhat in

670
00:35:26,280 --> 00:35:29,200
Speaker 1: power right that if you already had it, you'd be like, well,

671
00:35:29,239 --> 00:35:31,120
Speaker 1: I can't be that scared of it, you know what

672
00:35:31,200 --> 00:35:33,880
Speaker 1: I mean? Yeah, I certainly don't want the vaccine shot.

673
00:35:33,960 --> 00:35:36,839
Speaker 1: I don't know about you, but I'm done. Should will

674
00:35:36,880 --> 00:35:38,480
Speaker 1: put some extra stuff. You think it'll be like a

675
00:35:38,560 --> 00:35:41,560
Speaker 1: Christmas tree bill in Congress, Well, they'll throw some other

676
00:35:41,600 --> 00:35:43,560
Speaker 1: stuff in there that you don't necessarily need. I'm not

677
00:35:43,600 --> 00:35:46,640
Speaker 1: afraid of needles, but we've had enough what booster shots

678
00:35:46,640 --> 00:35:49,160
Speaker 1: and tetana shots when we were kids. Right, are you

679
00:35:49,239 --> 00:35:55,440
Speaker 1: an anti vaxer um? Oh? Boy, come on, your anti vaxer.

680
00:35:55,680 --> 00:36:01,120
Speaker 1: I'm I'm anti medicine, like I believe that what I

681
00:36:01,160 --> 00:36:04,240
Speaker 1: hate medicine until I get sick. And then listen, you're hippie.

682
00:36:04,239 --> 00:36:06,600
Speaker 1: Wife will agree with me on this. Everything that we

683
00:36:06,680 --> 00:36:10,040
Speaker 1: consume is medicine for us, right. The food that we

684
00:36:10,239 --> 00:36:16,520
Speaker 1: take in medicine, medicine, exercise, weed man, hippie. And now

685
00:36:16,560 --> 00:36:22,439
Speaker 1: I've got weed man gascon. Oh man. My wife sent

686
00:36:22,480 --> 00:36:25,239
Speaker 1: me a story today and she was all excited. I

687
00:36:25,280 --> 00:36:27,160
Speaker 1: gotta find it, you know, It's like, I gotta find

688
00:36:27,200 --> 00:36:30,080
Speaker 1: the story here. This is pretty funny. So I gotta

689
00:36:30,120 --> 00:36:33,000
Speaker 1: tell you how I how I responded if I could

690
00:36:33,040 --> 00:36:36,399
Speaker 1: find it, um, you know, I don't think I'm gonna

691
00:36:36,400 --> 00:36:37,880
Speaker 1: find it in time, but but it was it was

692
00:36:37,960 --> 00:36:42,200
Speaker 1: some report about something that you can take that how

693
00:36:42,280 --> 00:36:44,640
Speaker 1: you know that is going to help your body and

694
00:36:44,680 --> 00:36:47,360
Speaker 1: all this stuff, And so then I responded, here's what

695
00:36:47,440 --> 00:36:50,319
Speaker 1: I'm such a douchebag. So I then responded, how with

696
00:36:50,360 --> 00:36:54,040
Speaker 1: all the weasel words that were used, you highlighted it? Yeah,

697
00:36:54,560 --> 00:36:58,960
Speaker 1: may could might you know? And I'm like, this is

698
00:36:58,960 --> 00:37:01,680
Speaker 1: just like filled the weasel words, is like what he did?

699
00:37:01,880 --> 00:37:04,520
Speaker 1: This is this bullshit? And of course my wife, well,

700
00:37:04,600 --> 00:37:06,279
Speaker 1: I like to you know, she's like, I don't really

701
00:37:06,280 --> 00:37:07,719
Speaker 1: care if it's not real or not. I like the

702
00:37:07,719 --> 00:37:10,960
Speaker 1: placebo effect that She's like, I like the idea of

703
00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:14,719
Speaker 1: it being real. Is I'm paraphrasing that, but she said

704
00:37:14,760 --> 00:37:16,920
Speaker 1: some version of that. So, now, are you gonna get

705
00:37:16,960 --> 00:37:19,760
Speaker 1: tested for the for the COVID You know, my wife's

706
00:37:19,800 --> 00:37:22,720
Speaker 1: work actually at the police station. Um, they were testing,

707
00:37:22,760 --> 00:37:26,839
Speaker 1: but the times unfortunately did not work out. So I

708
00:37:26,840 --> 00:37:30,920
Speaker 1: have not I would like to be tested for the antibodies,

709
00:37:31,120 --> 00:37:33,120
Speaker 1: just to let me know what I'm what I'm dealing

710
00:37:33,120 --> 00:37:35,719
Speaker 1: with you, whether I've had it or not. So you're now. So.

711
00:37:36,040 --> 00:37:38,880
Speaker 1: Governor Newsome here in the state of California has also

712
00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:42,880
Speaker 1: bumped women like your wife to a Tier one So

713
00:37:42,960 --> 00:37:46,440
Speaker 1: that means that they're allowed automatically to get tested anywhere

714
00:37:46,480 --> 00:37:49,200
Speaker 1: for the antibodies test because they're really because they're a

715
00:37:49,200 --> 00:37:52,000
Speaker 1: part of the emergency Response Unit team in the state.

716
00:37:52,800 --> 00:37:56,200
Speaker 1: Just so yeah, so if your law enforcement, um, if

717
00:37:56,239 --> 00:37:58,560
Speaker 1: you're a civil servant, if you work in those high

718
00:37:58,719 --> 00:38:02,080
Speaker 1: areas of risk, like if you're a doctor, a nurse,

719
00:38:02,640 --> 00:38:04,360
Speaker 1: if you work in trauma, or if you work like

720
00:38:04,400 --> 00:38:06,880
Speaker 1: a hospice care and you can get your like on

721
00:38:06,920 --> 00:38:08,919
Speaker 1: the front line, so you can get an antibody test

722
00:38:08,920 --> 00:38:12,200
Speaker 1: immediately whatever you want. Oh interesting, I did not I

723
00:38:12,360 --> 00:38:14,759
Speaker 1: did not know about that. All right, um, let's see

724
00:38:14,800 --> 00:38:18,640
Speaker 1: moving on here in the magical world of study this,

725
00:38:18,680 --> 00:38:20,080
Speaker 1: we do a couple more studies because I want to

726
00:38:20,080 --> 00:38:21,960
Speaker 1: get the pop quiz. We got a lot of pop quiz.

727
00:38:22,320 --> 00:38:25,000
Speaker 1: Let's see here. Should I do this one here? Oh,

728
00:38:25,160 --> 00:38:28,440
Speaker 1: Russian trolls here, this is online with our talking points.

729
00:38:28,719 --> 00:38:36,880
Speaker 1: Russian trolls supremely effective and exploiting America's fear anger online.

730
00:38:37,760 --> 00:38:41,759
Speaker 1: About that, let's via Facebook or Twitter or Instagram. Let's

731
00:38:41,760 --> 00:38:46,160
Speaker 1: see your This is a study conducted at the University

732
00:38:46,200 --> 00:38:50,600
Speaker 1: of Colorado, Boulder. Nice. They looked at this and they

733
00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:54,640
Speaker 1: they did the research. They analyzed the Russian bought post.

734
00:38:54,719 --> 00:38:58,359
Speaker 1: Researchers discovered they generated click through rates as much as

735
00:38:58,520 --> 00:39:02,799
Speaker 1: nine times higher than the norm in digital advertising. They're

736
00:39:02,840 --> 00:39:07,520
Speaker 1: more effective in digital advertising. About that. Anyway, there's a

737
00:39:07,560 --> 00:39:09,480
Speaker 1: bunch of bs here. I don't have time to read

738
00:39:09,480 --> 00:39:12,280
Speaker 1: the whole thing, but I don't think it's it's shocking.

739
00:39:12,400 --> 00:39:14,880
Speaker 1: I mean, we we talked to Sports Talk Barry yesterday.

740
00:39:14,960 --> 00:39:17,640
Speaker 1: He's not a Russian troll. He's an American control. He's

741
00:39:17,680 --> 00:39:21,720
Speaker 1: very good at it. And people respond right, human beings respond,

742
00:39:21,760 --> 00:39:24,760
Speaker 1: whether it's because of vanity or whatever. That's why it works.

743
00:39:24,840 --> 00:39:26,839
Speaker 1: And we'll, by the way, are we not eve enough

744
00:39:26,880 --> 00:39:29,920
Speaker 1: to think that the US doesn't have their version on

745
00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:33,000
Speaker 1: the Chinese social media and the Russian social media, there's

746
00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:36,000
Speaker 1: American bots that are doing the same thing. That's just

747
00:39:36,440 --> 00:39:39,000
Speaker 1: that's how this works. So I every country is, you know,

748
00:39:39,160 --> 00:39:42,600
Speaker 1: sending their little messages to other countries. Uh, am my

749
00:39:42,760 --> 00:39:44,520
Speaker 1: wrong and saying I don't think I'm wrong, saying I

750
00:39:44,520 --> 00:39:47,840
Speaker 1: think that's exactly. US has their own Internet people that

751
00:39:47,880 --> 00:39:50,440
Speaker 1: are flooding the market in these other countries. And we're

752
00:39:50,480 --> 00:39:53,160
Speaker 1: not unique, but we have a special branch of trolls

753
00:39:53,200 --> 00:39:55,319
Speaker 1: that do this too, because we have the mainstream media

754
00:39:55,360 --> 00:39:59,600
Speaker 1: that also can night a fire too, just asking for

755
00:39:59,600 --> 00:40:02,799
Speaker 1: for more triggered snowflakes the email it's a bad job

756
00:40:02,840 --> 00:40:05,640
Speaker 1: by you. Well, we did have the mainstream media earlier

757
00:40:05,680 --> 00:40:10,680
Speaker 1: this week basically report that Kim Jong un was brain

758
00:40:10,800 --> 00:40:14,080
Speaker 1: dead after he was admitted to the hospital for major surgeries.

759
00:40:14,320 --> 00:40:17,120
Speaker 1: I thought that was sports talk, barely going into politics

760
00:40:17,200 --> 00:40:20,239
Speaker 1: when I saw that. Well, the other one, which is

761
00:40:20,320 --> 00:40:24,040
Speaker 1: you know, they're so thirsty, the media for anything that

762
00:40:24,120 --> 00:40:26,360
Speaker 1: can make Trump look like a jackass, which you know,

763
00:40:26,480 --> 00:40:28,319
Speaker 1: let's be Trump does a lot of stuff that does

764
00:40:28,360 --> 00:40:31,400
Speaker 1: put him in a situation looked like a jackass. But

765
00:40:31,400 --> 00:40:33,719
Speaker 1: but then, like they there was that study that went

766
00:40:33,760 --> 00:40:36,080
Speaker 1: around and I saw this a million times, you know,

767
00:40:36,080 --> 00:40:38,960
Speaker 1: it was, um, what's the drug? I forget the name

768
00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:45,840
Speaker 1: of it. He's he's been promoting UM for the coronavirus um. Uh,

769
00:40:46,840 --> 00:40:52,399
Speaker 1: not the anti malaria du no, no was the one?

770
00:40:53,040 --> 00:40:57,240
Speaker 1: H um? Yeah, that's what is hydroxy callorquin okay colorquin Alright.

771
00:40:57,280 --> 00:40:58,839
Speaker 1: So yeah, so there was a study out that said,

772
00:40:58,840 --> 00:41:02,520
Speaker 1: you know, more people die on this drug than than uh,

773
00:41:02,600 --> 00:41:05,480
Speaker 1: you know, not the people that didn't their drug doesn't work.

774
00:41:05,520 --> 00:41:08,280
Speaker 1: Was essentially what you study said, right, So that's the headline,

775
00:41:08,280 --> 00:41:11,520
Speaker 1: this one everywhere, right, this one ever. CNN was all

776
00:41:11,560 --> 00:41:14,560
Speaker 1: over it, all, the TV local TV news, repeated at

777
00:41:14,680 --> 00:41:18,279
Speaker 1: New York Times, all these media outlets reported, nobody reads

778
00:41:18,320 --> 00:41:20,640
Speaker 1: the fucking fine print. All right, if you read the

779
00:41:20,680 --> 00:41:23,239
Speaker 1: five print, it was not a peer reviewed study. And

780
00:41:23,280 --> 00:41:25,920
Speaker 1: in the science community, if it's not peer reviewed, it's bullshit,

781
00:41:26,400 --> 00:41:28,680
Speaker 1: it's not real. So that's the first thing, it wasn't

782
00:41:28,680 --> 00:41:32,280
Speaker 1: peer reviewed, and then they also admitted in the study

783
00:41:32,719 --> 00:41:36,120
Speaker 1: that the people that were getting the drug were most

784
00:41:36,160 --> 00:41:39,120
Speaker 1: likely gonna die anyway. So you know, it's kind of

785
00:41:39,120 --> 00:41:41,799
Speaker 1: like I learned this unfortunately, maybe she rest in peace

786
00:41:41,840 --> 00:41:45,759
Speaker 1: my mom when my mom had cancer three times and

787
00:41:45,760 --> 00:41:49,760
Speaker 1: and they had these different drugs that they offered um

788
00:41:49,840 --> 00:41:52,279
Speaker 1: in these clinical trials. You know that we're supposed to

789
00:41:52,280 --> 00:41:56,160
Speaker 1: be magical drugs that could cure you, but as I learned,

790
00:41:56,719 --> 00:41:59,840
Speaker 1: those are only available to people that are in great health.

791
00:42:00,120 --> 00:42:02,879
Speaker 1: They think they want to skew the numbers so they

792
00:42:02,880 --> 00:42:05,880
Speaker 1: can get the drug companies to invest in the in

793
00:42:05,920 --> 00:42:08,399
Speaker 1: the drugs and buy the patent for the drugs. So

794
00:42:08,920 --> 00:42:13,280
Speaker 1: it's a lot of that is deception and manipulation because

795
00:42:13,480 --> 00:42:16,120
Speaker 1: if the people that are looking for that, that are

796
00:42:16,160 --> 00:42:19,480
Speaker 1: really in you know, shitty condition can't get it because

797
00:42:19,520 --> 00:42:21,600
Speaker 1: the people behind the studies are like, no, no, I

798
00:42:21,640 --> 00:42:23,239
Speaker 1: want to give this to people that are probably gonna

799
00:42:23,239 --> 00:42:25,439
Speaker 1: make it anyway, because then that will make it look

800
00:42:25,480 --> 00:42:28,319
Speaker 1: better the final math on this. You know what I'm saying.

801
00:42:28,560 --> 00:42:31,560
Speaker 1: If it's the same way that people that have passed

802
00:42:31,600 --> 00:42:35,960
Speaker 1: away and they have underlying conditions, but despite the fact

803
00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:38,560
Speaker 1: that they have the coronavirus. That's these underlying conditions that

804
00:42:38,640 --> 00:42:43,040
Speaker 1: caused um the coronavirus obviously to hinder their immune system.

805
00:42:43,080 --> 00:42:45,040
Speaker 1: But now they're the cause of death will be ruled

806
00:42:45,480 --> 00:42:50,319
Speaker 1: COVID nineteen as opposed to whatever it was before. So

807
00:42:50,320 --> 00:42:51,840
Speaker 1: it's it's true. I mean, that's that's one of the

808
00:42:51,840 --> 00:42:54,640
Speaker 1: other problems with the numbers, like it's if they don't

809
00:42:54,760 --> 00:43:00,920
Speaker 1: have an exact the numbers are. We say, all right,

810
00:43:01,320 --> 00:43:03,000
Speaker 1: so we moved to pop quiz, or I got one

811
00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:04,680
Speaker 1: more study, but we can do that, or we can

812
00:43:04,680 --> 00:43:06,200
Speaker 1: move to pop quiz. What do you want? We can

813
00:43:06,280 --> 00:43:08,160
Speaker 1: do one more study, alright, one more study? Alright. So

814
00:43:08,239 --> 00:43:12,640
Speaker 1: researchers from Michigan State University have released a study on

815
00:43:12,960 --> 00:43:16,040
Speaker 1: sex door sex stortion. I could even say right sex

816
00:43:16,080 --> 00:43:20,920
Speaker 1: stortion a right, not extortion sex stortion? Uh and are

817
00:43:20,960 --> 00:43:25,319
Speaker 1: you familiar with this? It is an internet crime where

818
00:43:25,360 --> 00:43:30,880
Speaker 1: someone poses a threat to adults or minors and uh.

819
00:43:30,920 --> 00:43:34,400
Speaker 1: And essentially what it is is they claim, hey, I've

820
00:43:34,440 --> 00:43:37,520
Speaker 1: got naughty photos that you took and sent to your

821
00:43:37,560 --> 00:43:42,560
Speaker 1: girlfriend or your boyfriend, and if you don't send me money,

822
00:43:42,760 --> 00:43:45,719
Speaker 1: then I'm gonna you know, I'm gonna send these to

823
00:43:45,760 --> 00:43:48,840
Speaker 1: your mom or your boss or whatever that kind of Yes.

824
00:43:48,960 --> 00:43:53,239
Speaker 1: So I got an email last week about that. It

825
00:43:53,320 --> 00:43:57,120
Speaker 1: was really I was in my spam folder and basically

826
00:43:57,120 --> 00:44:00,960
Speaker 1: whoever spam me basically said that they had my old password,

827
00:44:01,080 --> 00:44:03,719
Speaker 1: which was actually accurate too. They had an old password

828
00:44:03,719 --> 00:44:06,720
Speaker 1: of mine that was that was archived on my computer

829
00:44:06,800 --> 00:44:09,400
Speaker 1: and said, hey, I've seen what you're doing in your computer.

830
00:44:09,600 --> 00:44:11,520
Speaker 1: If you don't give me such and such amount of money,

831
00:44:12,280 --> 00:44:15,399
Speaker 1: I'm gonna publish all your content to all your contacts

832
00:44:15,440 --> 00:44:17,560
Speaker 1: on the Worldwide Web. And so they always say to

833
00:44:18,320 --> 00:44:20,200
Speaker 1: send it stuff to the FBI. So I did that.

834
00:44:20,280 --> 00:44:22,279
Speaker 1: I had two separate accounts, and I shipped it off

835
00:44:22,320 --> 00:44:24,920
Speaker 1: to the FBI, like email accounts, the names and all

836
00:44:24,960 --> 00:44:26,840
Speaker 1: that stuff on there. But yeah, it's a it's a

837
00:44:26,840 --> 00:44:28,680
Speaker 1: common trend. I had to go down to because you

838
00:44:28,760 --> 00:44:31,239
Speaker 1: use read it a lot, right, Yeah, I go on,

839
00:44:31,280 --> 00:44:33,319
Speaker 1: I go and read it. Yeah that's a good website. Yeah.

840
00:44:33,320 --> 00:44:35,560
Speaker 1: So read it had a bunch of information on their people,

841
00:44:35,800 --> 00:44:38,080
Speaker 1: you know, showing the the email of the exact email

842
00:44:38,120 --> 00:44:40,319
Speaker 1: that was being spanned out to people. So yeah, I

843
00:44:40,320 --> 00:44:43,040
Speaker 1: thought you were going down the road of revenge porn.

844
00:44:43,120 --> 00:44:45,880
Speaker 1: But that's well, it's it's yeah, no, this is different

845
00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:50,040
Speaker 1: sect sex torsion is different cording missions, and it makes sense,

846
00:44:50,080 --> 00:44:52,880
Speaker 1: you know, like they say, oftentimes they're just fishing that

847
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Speaker 1: people don't actually have the photos they say they do,

848
00:44:56,440 --> 00:44:59,160
Speaker 1: and then you know, we're all perverts and we all

849
00:44:59,160 --> 00:45:00,799
Speaker 1: take photos with your and take and we look at

850
00:45:00,840 --> 00:45:02,640
Speaker 1: photos we probably shouldn't look at, and then you send

851
00:45:02,640 --> 00:45:05,640
Speaker 1: stuff out and then and so you don't know, you're like,

852
00:45:05,680 --> 00:45:07,719
Speaker 1: wait a minute, minute, was that do they have that?

853
00:45:07,840 --> 00:45:10,080
Speaker 1: You know, you know what I mean, They don't really understand,

854
00:45:10,480 --> 00:45:15,120
Speaker 1: and so they say, oftentimes they'll get money. In many cases,

855
00:45:15,680 --> 00:45:20,040
Speaker 1: the perpetrators don't actually have the actual images or videos

856
00:45:20,040 --> 00:45:22,320
Speaker 1: they claim they have. They just use it as leverage

857
00:45:23,160 --> 00:45:27,040
Speaker 1: and they're able to manipulate the victim the mark, if

858
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Speaker 1: you will, and they tap into their fear of not

859
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Speaker 1: knowing whether the threat is real or not, and then

860
00:45:32,160 --> 00:45:36,800
Speaker 1: they end up getting money out of that's brutal. Yeah. Uh, Fortunately,

861
00:45:36,840 --> 00:45:39,799
Speaker 1: I am pretty confident there's none of those photos because

862
00:45:39,840 --> 00:45:42,280
Speaker 1: no one wants to see me in that situation anyway.

863
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Speaker 1: Here we all, pop quiz time. My favorite new bit

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Speaker 1: on the show pop Quiz is happy organically on the

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Speaker 1: fifth hour podcast. All Right, here's I'll ask the questions

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Speaker 1: of gascon. The goal is for you listening to play

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Speaker 1: along as well. Well, I got a bunch of the

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Speaker 1: so we'll get it through as many of these as

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Speaker 1: we can. All right, pop quiz question number one. Netflix

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00:46:14,160 --> 00:46:21,800
Speaker 1: has picked up blank million global subscribers since the coronavirus began.

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Speaker 1: How many new people have signed up for Netflix? This

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Speaker 1: is as of a couple of days ago since the

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Speaker 1: coronavirus pandemics give the audience a quick second to respond,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna guests lucky number alright, a lot of people

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Speaker 1: thirteen million platform but where that's right worldwide? You were

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Speaker 1: actually very close and you did not go over, so

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Speaker 1: you win the showcase showdown. Netflix says they have picked

882
00:46:46,960 --> 00:46:52,759
Speaker 1: up sixteen million global subscribers. So you think about the

883
00:46:52,800 --> 00:46:56,560
Speaker 1: people that are benefiting from the pandemic. It's the streaming

884
00:46:56,560 --> 00:47:00,520
Speaker 1: services like Netflix, it's the what else the grocery trains.

885
00:47:00,760 --> 00:47:06,080
Speaker 1: Amazon is a beneficiary of this. I heart radio. Yeah,

886
00:47:06,080 --> 00:47:09,319
Speaker 1: I know. Unfortunately are our listenership has gone up, which

887
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Speaker 1: is which is wild to me. But anyway, so sixteen million.

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00:47:12,360 --> 00:47:16,360
Speaker 1: I all right. Here's another one. At what age do

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00:47:16,480 --> 00:47:20,719
Speaker 1: you become old? According to a survey, what age do

890
00:47:20,800 --> 00:47:23,000
Speaker 1: you become old? What's the official age when you are

891
00:47:23,080 --> 00:47:26,760
Speaker 1: an old? Fart man? I think this is a trick question.

892
00:47:27,480 --> 00:47:30,719
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say, you do, I'm gonna do do do

893
00:47:30,800 --> 00:47:34,520
Speaker 1: do do thirty? Do you think you're old at thirty?

894
00:47:34,640 --> 00:47:36,680
Speaker 1: I don't think so, but I think this is a

895
00:47:36,719 --> 00:47:39,239
Speaker 1: trick question. No, no, no, you're not not you're wrong,

896
00:47:39,360 --> 00:47:41,440
Speaker 1: your sense is wrong. It's not a trick question. And

897
00:47:41,960 --> 00:47:45,520
Speaker 1: when you're like eight years old, thirties old? Right, you know,

898
00:47:45,640 --> 00:47:48,279
Speaker 1: when you're ten years old, thirties old. But when you

899
00:47:48,320 --> 00:47:51,360
Speaker 1: get closer to thirties, suddenly thirties not old. The according

900
00:47:51,400 --> 00:47:56,120
Speaker 1: to this survey, you're officially old at age fifties seven,

901
00:47:56,480 --> 00:48:00,120
Speaker 1: you have become old. And they say the things that

902
00:48:00,239 --> 00:48:05,240
Speaker 1: make the perception that you're old include overall health obviously,

903
00:48:05,280 --> 00:48:09,680
Speaker 1: declining financial security once apparently once you reach financial security

904
00:48:09,719 --> 00:48:15,000
Speaker 1: you're old, wrinkles and weight gain. Wow, So that's what

905
00:48:15,080 --> 00:48:17,879
Speaker 1: they say. My my beards growing pretty long right now,

906
00:48:17,880 --> 00:48:20,839
Speaker 1: and I do show signs of greatness. It's I don't

907
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Speaker 1: know if that's good or bad. Welcome to my world.

908
00:48:24,120 --> 00:48:27,640
Speaker 1: Welcome but gray, though, aren't you? No, I'm not fully gray.

909
00:48:27,800 --> 00:48:30,359
Speaker 1: I'm I'm salt and pepper. More of the salt than

910
00:48:30,360 --> 00:48:33,920
Speaker 1: the pepper. All right, but yeah, alright. New survey found

911
00:48:33,960 --> 00:48:38,319
Speaker 1: the ten most romantic home cooked meals. How many of these?

912
00:48:38,360 --> 00:48:42,839
Speaker 1: Can you name? Mr? Romance over the meals? Like that?

913
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Speaker 1: Petros So, what's what's he called himself? Vance Romance or

914
00:48:45,640 --> 00:48:47,440
Speaker 1: something like that? You know. I worked at his dad's

915
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Speaker 1: restaurant my first job, and I was eighteen. I love

916
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Speaker 1: the old people. He threatened. His dad threatened to fire

917
00:48:54,800 --> 00:48:56,799
Speaker 1: me a week after I got hired if I did

918
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Speaker 1: not memorize Happy Birthday in Greek. Yeah, because we had

919
00:49:02,120 --> 00:49:05,080
Speaker 1: to sing to the guests that were there, so I

920
00:49:05,120 --> 00:49:07,680
Speaker 1: would have said, thank you, sir, I love your restaurant.

921
00:49:07,719 --> 00:49:10,520
Speaker 1: I will not be working here. That's a lot of fun,

922
00:49:10,560 --> 00:49:13,560
Speaker 1: I do remember it. Um, okay, home cooked meals that

923
00:49:13,600 --> 00:49:17,080
Speaker 1: are romantic. Steak, give me give me a few steaka

924
00:49:17,480 --> 00:49:26,320
Speaker 1: pasta alright, shrimp shrimp, I guess we could do lobster. Um,

925
00:49:26,480 --> 00:49:29,640
Speaker 1: so ye, lobster all right? Yeah, um, I guess you

926
00:49:29,719 --> 00:49:32,200
Speaker 1: might as well include salad, right, Can you include that?

927
00:49:33,239 --> 00:49:37,040
Speaker 1: It's food, you can put it in there. Um? I mean,

928
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Speaker 1: can I include wine? That's a drink that's not a food,

929
00:49:42,239 --> 00:49:46,480
Speaker 1: I know, but it comes with you know, your parents? Salmon, salmon?

930
00:49:46,520 --> 00:49:51,399
Speaker 1: You conclude yet I'll include I'll include salmon and um

931
00:49:52,440 --> 00:49:57,239
Speaker 1: how about lamb? Lamb? Yeah? All right, very offensive? People

932
00:49:57,360 --> 00:50:00,879
Speaker 1: love lambs. All right, let me give you the list.

933
00:50:00,920 --> 00:50:04,080
Speaker 1: Here we are. These are the ten survey found ten

934
00:50:04,120 --> 00:50:06,960
Speaker 1: most romantic home cooked meals, which is appropriate because of

935
00:50:06,960 --> 00:50:09,799
Speaker 1: what's going on right now. They are all right, here

936
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Speaker 1: we go. Steak, you got that one night, Good job

937
00:50:12,239 --> 00:50:15,160
Speaker 1: by you. Pasta you got that one right, good job?

938
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Speaker 1: Chicken nice did not? I don't think you included chicken

939
00:50:18,320 --> 00:50:23,200
Speaker 1: on this pizza really romantic pizza. Everyone knows pizza man

940
00:50:23,360 --> 00:50:28,319
Speaker 1: Burgers is on that list. That's uh, lobster, mac and cheese.

941
00:50:29,239 --> 00:50:35,160
Speaker 1: All right? How about this one soup? Soup? Who the

942
00:50:35,239 --> 00:50:39,160
Speaker 1: fox like soups are romantic? Really? Is that because you

943
00:50:39,160 --> 00:50:40,839
Speaker 1: have to slurp it up and people look at your

944
00:50:40,880 --> 00:50:43,120
Speaker 1: lips or something like that? It's weird man. I don't know.

945
00:50:43,160 --> 00:50:44,719
Speaker 1: You don't even know. If they didn't terpret that like

946
00:50:44,760 --> 00:50:47,200
Speaker 1: with clam chowder or something like that, that's odd. I've

947
00:50:47,239 --> 00:50:52,040
Speaker 1: never heard. No, but's on this list. Tacos. I love tacos.

948
00:50:52,120 --> 00:50:57,759
Speaker 1: It's good tacos, great crunchy though, gringo tacos. Sushi you

949
00:50:57,800 --> 00:50:59,920
Speaker 1: should have said sushi. That's it's a home cooked meal

950
00:51:00,800 --> 00:51:05,799
Speaker 1: out here. And risotto is also on the list. So there,

951
00:51:05,840 --> 00:51:08,680
Speaker 1: that's the list of romantic foods. According to this new survey,

952
00:51:08,719 --> 00:51:12,279
Speaker 1: it is pop quiz. What's next here? Uh? This breakfast

953
00:51:12,320 --> 00:51:15,839
Speaker 1: item was created in the late nineties seventies kind of

954
00:51:16,080 --> 00:51:20,719
Speaker 1: by accident, kind of by accident, and is still They

955
00:51:20,760 --> 00:51:24,600
Speaker 1: still sell tons of these to this day. What breakfast

956
00:51:24,600 --> 00:51:27,279
Speaker 1: foo do you think was created by accident? As E

957
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Speaker 1: goes all right, E goes a fine, guess that is incorrect.

958
00:51:30,800 --> 00:51:37,560
Speaker 1: The answer is the everything bagel. That everything bagel was

959
00:51:37,600 --> 00:51:42,520
Speaker 1: a mistake and it worked. What's your favorite bagel? You

960
00:51:42,600 --> 00:51:45,760
Speaker 1: a bagel guy? Really? No, you don't like the bagels.

961
00:51:45,800 --> 00:51:49,200
Speaker 1: I mean, I like bagels, but bagels and doughnuts. Fan.

962
00:51:49,600 --> 00:51:51,520
Speaker 1: Back when I was in my big eaten days, there's

963
00:51:51,560 --> 00:51:54,360
Speaker 1: few things better than eating any food fresh is great,

964
00:51:54,480 --> 00:51:57,000
Speaker 1: but there are a few things better than going into

965
00:51:57,080 --> 00:52:00,480
Speaker 1: a donut shop or a bagel shop and getting it

966
00:52:00,640 --> 00:52:04,279
Speaker 1: right out of the oven. Oh my god, but they

967
00:52:04,600 --> 00:52:06,440
Speaker 1: said everything bagel for those that don't know, if you're

968
00:52:06,440 --> 00:52:08,360
Speaker 1: not a bagel person, that's got the poppy seeds and

969
00:52:08,440 --> 00:52:10,640
Speaker 1: sesame seeds, and the onion flakes, the garlic flakes, the

970
00:52:10,640 --> 00:52:15,280
Speaker 1: pretzel salt at the pepper, all that. And it started

971
00:52:15,280 --> 00:52:18,360
Speaker 1: out as an error. Last year when I went to

972
00:52:18,440 --> 00:52:21,960
Speaker 1: Philadelphia the for the first time. I got into Penn

973
00:52:22,040 --> 00:52:25,920
Speaker 1: Station and the bagels they were pretty fucking good. And

974
00:52:25,640 --> 00:52:27,840
Speaker 1: I had I got there early, like seven or eight

975
00:52:27,880 --> 00:52:30,279
Speaker 1: o'clock in the morning. Said the eggs on top and

976
00:52:30,320 --> 00:52:33,560
Speaker 1: the bacon in it too. It was the bagels are

977
00:52:33,560 --> 00:52:36,680
Speaker 1: pretty delicious. I know that everything in Philadelphia tastes good. Man.

978
00:52:37,000 --> 00:52:38,759
Speaker 1: I gotta get back to Philly once this is I

979
00:52:38,840 --> 00:52:41,839
Speaker 1: gotta go some traveling, not to see the world, all right.

980
00:52:42,000 --> 00:52:47,200
Speaker 1: A new survey claims that roughly one in three Americans

981
00:52:47,280 --> 00:52:51,960
Speaker 1: would rather give up showering instead of losing this for

982
00:52:52,040 --> 00:52:56,520
Speaker 1: one month. What do you think now? Keep in mind

983
00:52:56,560 --> 00:52:58,640
Speaker 1: some of our listeners on the radio show have given

984
00:52:58,680 --> 00:53:05,920
Speaker 1: up showering I would say, give up showering over television.

985
00:53:06,239 --> 00:53:11,680
Speaker 1: Television all right, Well you're not right technology, I guess. Yeah,

986
00:53:11,800 --> 00:53:18,279
Speaker 1: that's a broad umbrella. Um you're you're it is internet access. Yeah,

987
00:53:18,280 --> 00:53:22,640
Speaker 1: I mean that's you'd rather have WiFi than you know,

988
00:53:22,680 --> 00:53:26,399
Speaker 1: the shower, right, Yeah, I think so, especially now because

989
00:53:26,440 --> 00:53:28,400
Speaker 1: you can't it's not like you know most of us

990
00:53:28,560 --> 00:53:30,840
Speaker 1: what you're supposed to shower just you don't want to

991
00:53:30,840 --> 00:53:32,640
Speaker 1: be a pig and a pig pan and all that.

992
00:53:32,680 --> 00:53:34,520
Speaker 1: But it's not like you can go out and hang

993
00:53:34,520 --> 00:53:36,440
Speaker 1: out with anybody. So you know what I mean, how

994
00:53:36,520 --> 00:53:38,680
Speaker 1: much money do you think you've you've saved so far

995
00:53:39,080 --> 00:53:44,440
Speaker 1: on not shaving and not getting a haircut. With a haircut,

996
00:53:44,760 --> 00:53:47,200
Speaker 1: I don't get me started on barbers. Every time I

997
00:53:47,200 --> 00:53:49,080
Speaker 1: go to the barber, one day, it's one time I go,

998
00:53:49,160 --> 00:53:52,319
Speaker 1: it's fifteen bucks, next time it's twenty. You know, they

999
00:53:52,400 --> 00:53:54,319
Speaker 1: changed the price every fucking time. And it's not like

1000
00:53:54,360 --> 00:53:56,400
Speaker 1: I have a lot of hair anymore that they have

1001
00:53:56,440 --> 00:54:00,080
Speaker 1: to cut the fucking Yeah. But I I've I'm comeing

1002
00:54:00,120 --> 00:54:03,040
Speaker 1: out of head on this because I'm saving I My

1003
00:54:03,239 --> 00:54:07,520
Speaker 1: gas alone every week was probably around I had to

1004
00:54:07,560 --> 00:54:10,719
Speaker 1: fill up usually twice a week, so that's like a

1005
00:54:10,840 --> 00:54:13,279
Speaker 1: hundred and twenty. I think it was when gas was

1006
00:54:13,320 --> 00:54:17,439
Speaker 1: really expensive, roughly twenty on gas a week. And then

1007
00:54:17,520 --> 00:54:20,200
Speaker 1: the barbershop is you know, every couple of months is

1008
00:54:20,239 --> 00:54:25,120
Speaker 1: like Bucks, so you attack that on. Eating out is

1009
00:54:25,160 --> 00:54:28,080
Speaker 1: more expensive than eating home, and we've just been eating

1010
00:54:28,080 --> 00:54:29,759
Speaker 1: at home, so it's cheaper to eat at home, so

1011
00:54:29,800 --> 00:54:33,200
Speaker 1: I probably saved. I have actually done pretty well here

1012
00:54:33,239 --> 00:54:35,640
Speaker 1: saving money because of all the things we're not spending.

1013
00:54:35,840 --> 00:54:38,879
Speaker 1: That's great. Good for you, Ben. I'm really happy here

1014
00:54:38,880 --> 00:54:41,080
Speaker 1: we go. This is all right, there you go. That's

1015
00:54:41,120 --> 00:54:49,080
Speaker 1: the narcissist voice, David, extremely happy for your circumstances. Uh.

1016
00:54:49,080 --> 00:54:52,040
Speaker 1: And I have had to shave because since the cameras on,

1017
00:54:52,080 --> 00:54:54,759
Speaker 1: I don't want to look like a complete stumph. Yeah.

1018
00:54:54,800 --> 00:54:59,720
Speaker 1: I mean it's bullshit. Was it bullshit? Because your cares

1019
00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:02,160
Speaker 1: you should look that, you should rock the grungey look,

1020
00:55:02,239 --> 00:55:05,680
Speaker 1: you should look like you're in playoff mode. Man. People.

1021
00:55:05,760 --> 00:55:08,080
Speaker 1: That's already bad enough that they say that goofing on

1022
00:55:08,160 --> 00:55:10,719
Speaker 1: my glasses, you know, my bifocals and all that. You know,

1023
00:55:10,760 --> 00:55:12,719
Speaker 1: I've had Chris and Houston said I look like a

1024
00:55:12,760 --> 00:55:15,600
Speaker 1: mafioso guy. And then somebody else is like, it's just

1025
00:55:15,640 --> 00:55:18,719
Speaker 1: goofing on me, and um so my tribute to Harry

1026
00:55:18,760 --> 00:55:23,319
Speaker 1: carry all? Right? Another another question? Only of Americans can

1027
00:55:23,440 --> 00:55:27,480
Speaker 1: remember this set of numbers from our past? What is

1028
00:55:27,520 --> 00:55:34,200
Speaker 1: it our home telephone number? Uh? No, but hold address?

1029
00:55:34,920 --> 00:55:39,120
Speaker 1: No license plate from your first car? Oh I never

1030
00:55:39,280 --> 00:55:41,839
Speaker 1: knew that. Yeah, I don't know that either. I don't

1031
00:55:41,840 --> 00:55:43,719
Speaker 1: even really know the license plate on my car right now?

1032
00:55:43,800 --> 00:55:45,160
Speaker 1: To be don't see that if you go to check

1033
00:55:45,320 --> 00:55:48,160
Speaker 1: do you know your do you know your driver's license number?

1034
00:55:48,239 --> 00:55:50,080
Speaker 1: I do not know. I don't have a memorize. You

1035
00:55:50,120 --> 00:55:51,720
Speaker 1: have my wife always, so we just have a memorize.

1036
00:55:51,719 --> 00:55:52,759
Speaker 1: You don't really need that, you know. I was like,

1037
00:55:52,800 --> 00:55:56,400
Speaker 1: I don't know it. Yeah, you do. You have memorizemembers

1038
00:55:56,560 --> 00:55:58,840
Speaker 1: because your dad ran the L A p. D. Probably

1039
00:55:59,280 --> 00:56:01,080
Speaker 1: drilled you to do it. No, he did not do.

1040
00:56:01,160 --> 00:56:04,920
Speaker 1: I'm just good with numbers, right. Uh. Study shows that

1041
00:56:05,080 --> 00:56:11,240
Speaker 1: coffee is the most recognizable spell smell rather peanut butter

1042
00:56:11,400 --> 00:56:15,960
Speaker 1: is second. What is third? Do do do do do

1043
00:56:17,560 --> 00:56:21,279
Speaker 1: of any food? Or just anything in general? Anything in

1044
00:56:21,320 --> 00:56:24,919
Speaker 1: general does not have to be a food. Gasoline gasoline.

1045
00:56:25,040 --> 00:56:26,799
Speaker 1: That's actually a good guess. I love to smell a

1046
00:56:28,920 --> 00:56:33,080
Speaker 1: smell that gasoline really bad for you, but it smells great,

1047
00:56:33,640 --> 00:56:39,799
Speaker 1: smells really good. Uh. The answer is a rose. The

1048
00:56:39,840 --> 00:56:42,560
Speaker 1: smell of a rose. I think that might be bullshit, though,

1049
00:56:42,600 --> 00:56:46,920
Speaker 1: I don't know, right, I mean, all right. In an

1050
00:56:46,960 --> 00:56:51,719
Speaker 1: attempt to get kids to eat more vegetables, McDonald's one

1051
00:56:52,040 --> 00:56:59,040
Speaker 1: once made broccoli flavored like what, like French fries. Well

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Speaker 1: that I would. I would have eaten broccoli if it

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00:57:01,680 --> 00:57:06,400
Speaker 1: was tasting like French fries. But no bubble gum. That's trash.

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00:57:06,920 --> 00:57:08,839
Speaker 1: Yeah what idiots like that must have been in the

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00:57:08,920 --> 00:57:11,920
Speaker 1: nineteen seventies, and those cutes like bubble gum will make

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00:57:11,960 --> 00:57:17,200
Speaker 1: bubble gum broccoli. Yeah, alright. New survey says roughly of

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00:57:17,240 --> 00:57:21,360
Speaker 1: Americans are now doing this less often than they were

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00:57:21,440 --> 00:57:24,320
Speaker 1: just a few months ago. What is it? I'd say showering,

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00:57:24,360 --> 00:57:29,560
Speaker 1: but no text messaging. No, people are doing more text

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00:57:29,600 --> 00:57:32,840
Speaker 1: mess I think people are calling more. No, they're still texting.

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00:57:32,880 --> 00:57:37,600
Speaker 1: Most people would rather text than call. Um, I don't talk.

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00:57:37,680 --> 00:57:40,880
Speaker 1: I don't know, all right. Brushing their teeth what, yeah,

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00:57:42,000 --> 00:57:46,560
Speaker 1: less about that. Roughly of Americans are brushing their teeth

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00:57:46,600 --> 00:57:48,560
Speaker 1: less than they were a few months ago. That's embarrassed.

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00:57:48,640 --> 00:57:50,440
Speaker 1: Is that because they're not going out and it's like,

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00:57:50,480 --> 00:57:53,200
Speaker 1: who cares? I don't need to worry about it. I guess, man,

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00:57:53,280 --> 00:57:55,040
Speaker 1: brush my teeth first thing in the morning and I

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00:57:55,080 --> 00:57:57,800
Speaker 1: want to go to bed. Alright. A recent survey, I

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00:57:57,840 --> 00:57:59,640
Speaker 1: don't think we use this one before. A recent survey

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00:57:59,680 --> 00:58:02,120
Speaker 1: claim having one of these near your home? Do we

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00:58:02,120 --> 00:58:06,000
Speaker 1: do this one will increase the value by almost double one?

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00:58:06,000 --> 00:58:09,880
Speaker 1: What is it? Um, you have this near your home,

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00:58:09,960 --> 00:58:13,120
Speaker 1: your value will go through the room. Gosh, I'm either

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00:58:13,200 --> 00:58:17,600
Speaker 1: guessing I consider the ocean. Um, well, you Mr Western

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00:58:17,640 --> 00:58:19,840
Speaker 1: floor or five would know about that. Those of us

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00:58:19,840 --> 00:58:21,480
Speaker 1: that live east to the four or five would not

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00:58:21,520 --> 00:58:24,320
Speaker 1: know about that. It's beautiful to look at every day. Um,

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00:58:25,200 --> 00:58:32,440
Speaker 1: I'm either gonna say a school or yeah, no, a mall,

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00:58:32,600 --> 00:58:37,280
Speaker 1: big mall. Okay, uh no, it's a Starbucks. So if

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Speaker 1: you have a Starbucks near your house, they say that

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00:58:39,840 --> 00:58:42,680
Speaker 1: your home will increase in value by almost double wow.

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00:58:42,880 --> 00:58:45,800
Speaker 1: All right, yeah, alright, let's see who else do you

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00:58:46,160 --> 00:58:48,320
Speaker 1: walt did? I was gonna say, you do not have

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00:58:48,360 --> 00:58:51,560
Speaker 1: a Starbucks next to your house? Actually we have one

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00:58:51,640 --> 00:58:53,600
Speaker 1: not neck right next to it, but this one not

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00:58:53,680 --> 00:58:56,520
Speaker 1: that for it's like like a mile away, a mile

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00:58:56,560 --> 00:58:59,640
Speaker 1: and a half away, a couple of streets over all. Right,

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00:59:00,000 --> 00:59:01,720
Speaker 1: see yeah, if you go see, if you go north

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00:59:01,800 --> 00:59:05,040
Speaker 1: where I live, North is pretty nice. South is is

1090
00:59:05,160 --> 00:59:08,280
Speaker 1: the hood. Yeah, so you gotta keep going north, don't

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00:59:08,280 --> 00:59:10,680
Speaker 1: go south. That's the key, Thames. A point of demarcation,

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00:59:10,800 --> 00:59:12,360
Speaker 1: much like the four or five freeway for you is

1093
00:59:12,400 --> 00:59:15,680
Speaker 1: the point of demarcation for me. It's a certain highway

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00:59:15,840 --> 00:59:18,479
Speaker 1: that you just going to want to avoid just after

1095
00:59:18,520 --> 00:59:20,280
Speaker 1: going to your Christmas party and having to pick up

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00:59:20,320 --> 00:59:23,600
Speaker 1: some gas because it's a great deal away from my house.

1097
00:59:23,680 --> 00:59:26,840
Speaker 1: So that's okay. Let me get my violine out here,

1098
00:59:26,920 --> 00:59:29,120
Speaker 1: play a little music for you, all right, Uh, it's

1099
00:59:29,240 --> 00:59:32,600
Speaker 1: it's a small Violince Walt Disney decided there should be

1100
00:59:32,720 --> 00:59:37,640
Speaker 1: one of these every thirty steps in Disney World. What

1101
00:59:37,840 --> 00:59:47,080
Speaker 1: is it? A character? No, a trash can. It's pretty smart. Interesting.

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00:59:47,360 --> 00:59:49,280
Speaker 1: You know the famous story about Dodger Stadium though when

1103
00:59:49,280 --> 00:59:51,120
Speaker 1: they when the open Dodger Stadium, they didn't have enough

1104
00:59:51,200 --> 00:59:53,280
Speaker 1: drinking fountains was the thing they didn't have enough of.

1105
00:59:53,320 --> 00:59:56,480
Speaker 1: And they had they didn't include drinking phones. I remember.

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00:59:56,480 --> 00:59:58,040
Speaker 1: I think the matter at like one or two or whatever.

1107
00:59:58,080 --> 00:59:59,960
Speaker 1: It was, and so they had to install all these

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01:00:00,040 --> 01:00:02,640
Speaker 1: drinking founds after they've already built Dodger Stadium because they

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01:00:02,640 --> 01:00:06,320
Speaker 1: didn't have enough for the fans on those hot day games.

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01:00:06,440 --> 01:00:11,200
Speaker 1: Man was that? Yeah? Yeah, because they played they came

1111
01:00:11,200 --> 01:00:13,760
Speaker 1: from Brooklyn, played at the Colosseum for a few years

1112
01:00:13,760 --> 01:00:16,840
Speaker 1: and then Dodgers stayed. Um open up, all right, a

1113
01:00:17,040 --> 01:00:20,040
Speaker 1: most women, Oh this is good. Most women say they

1114
01:00:20,120 --> 01:00:23,160
Speaker 1: don't want a man who is one of these? What

1115
01:00:23,360 --> 01:00:25,760
Speaker 1: is it? Um? What do the ladies say they don't

1116
01:00:25,800 --> 01:00:29,160
Speaker 1: want they don't want this in the manor Here we go,

1117
01:00:29,960 --> 01:00:33,200
Speaker 1: Here we go, trigger anybody, Here we go, you've already

1118
01:00:33,200 --> 01:00:35,920
Speaker 1: triggered everybody. Guess God, you don't gay. You're getting you're

1119
01:00:35,960 --> 01:00:39,280
Speaker 1: getting excited. Hitting buttons is what you're doing. They don't

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01:00:39,280 --> 01:00:44,040
Speaker 1: want a frugal man, a frugal man. Yeah, yeah, no,

1121
01:00:44,080 --> 01:00:48,320
Speaker 1: you're not right. They don't want women do not want

1122
01:00:48,440 --> 01:00:55,560
Speaker 1: a feminist. That isn't that great? Yeah, that's good. So

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01:00:55,600 --> 01:00:58,400
Speaker 1: all these you know, we've all known guys, guesscn that

1124
01:00:58,840 --> 01:01:00,800
Speaker 1: think their way to get in the pants of a

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01:01:00,880 --> 01:01:03,680
Speaker 1: lady is to be a feminist, right and then, but

1126
01:01:03,760 --> 01:01:06,240
Speaker 1: apparently the long term that's not the case. Women like

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01:01:06,440 --> 01:01:11,880
Speaker 1: the traditional testosterone field lunatic man or more that direction

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01:01:11,960 --> 01:01:15,400
Speaker 1: than a Mr. Softy feminist. Yeah, I was gonna say,

1129
01:01:15,440 --> 01:01:18,360
Speaker 1: I was gonna say a beta. But yeah, that's that's good.

1130
01:01:18,440 --> 01:01:21,040
Speaker 1: I know you love beta all the time. Here's the

1131
01:01:21,120 --> 01:01:25,280
Speaker 1: text conversation with guests, your your omega, I'm a beta.

1132
01:01:26,440 --> 01:01:29,080
Speaker 1: I would never say that to you, said that like

1133
01:01:29,160 --> 01:01:33,000
Speaker 1: seven times a week, you know I did not. Alright,

1134
01:01:33,040 --> 01:01:35,880
Speaker 1: the longest anyone has been able to do this activity

1135
01:01:35,960 --> 01:01:40,600
Speaker 1: is a hundred straight hours. What activity is? Meditate? Meditate?

1136
01:01:40,680 --> 01:01:44,320
Speaker 1: All right, that is incorrect. How about hula hooping? What

1137
01:01:44,400 --> 01:01:47,880
Speaker 1: then you imagine hula hooping for a hundred straight hours?

1138
01:01:47,920 --> 01:01:49,800
Speaker 1: First of all, why would you want to do it? Secondly,

1139
01:01:49,960 --> 01:01:52,360
Speaker 1: who's gonna stand there and keep track to make sure

1140
01:01:52,400 --> 01:01:55,800
Speaker 1: you didn't stop hula hooping for a hundred hours? Yeah,

1141
01:01:55,920 --> 01:01:59,040
Speaker 1: it's pretty pretty ridiculous. All right. Uh, this one hits

1142
01:01:59,040 --> 01:02:03,680
Speaker 1: close to home. Whilst stuck in quarantine with your spouse, family, etcetera.

1143
01:02:04,040 --> 01:02:07,800
Speaker 1: This is what bothers you the most? What is it

1144
01:02:09,000 --> 01:02:13,320
Speaker 1: the thing that bothers people the most while hanging out

1145
01:02:13,360 --> 01:02:18,960
Speaker 1: with their spouse, family, et cetera. Their smell. Yeah that's

1146
01:02:18,960 --> 01:02:21,640
Speaker 1: a good one, but it's not the answer here. The

1147
01:02:21,680 --> 01:02:28,320
Speaker 1: answer is chewing your food loudly. This is called miss aphonia.

1148
01:02:28,520 --> 01:02:32,960
Speaker 1: My wife has chronic missophony's mental illness, and she is

1149
01:02:33,240 --> 01:02:36,400
Speaker 1: she's been treating it by turning on the television when

1150
01:02:36,400 --> 01:02:37,919
Speaker 1: I eat. She does not like the way I chew

1151
01:02:38,000 --> 01:02:43,200
Speaker 1: my She is bothered by that. And bad news though,

1152
01:02:43,840 --> 01:02:48,400
Speaker 1: because you just opened up Pandora's box. Because what did

1153
01:02:48,440 --> 01:02:50,560
Speaker 1: I do? Now I know exactly how to trigger her

1154
01:02:50,600 --> 01:02:54,640
Speaker 1: the next time. Oh yeah, no, you should. Next time

1155
01:02:54,640 --> 01:02:57,760
Speaker 1: you come over, get some really loud, you know, bubble

1156
01:02:57,840 --> 01:03:00,680
Speaker 1: gum and start chewing it like you're like a donkey

1157
01:03:00,840 --> 01:03:02,880
Speaker 1: or a horse chewing you know that kind of thing

1158
01:03:03,200 --> 01:03:08,440
Speaker 1: or cow. Yeah. Oh, she can't stand that. Gets triggered

1159
01:03:08,440 --> 01:03:11,240
Speaker 1: by that. Well. She upset me one time because I

1160
01:03:11,240 --> 01:03:13,360
Speaker 1: guess I was eating so loud. She turned on her

1161
01:03:13,640 --> 01:03:16,840
Speaker 1: music on her phone. Oh my god, and that was

1162
01:03:16,880 --> 01:03:18,760
Speaker 1: I gets. I'm okay with the TV, but when you're

1163
01:03:18,760 --> 01:03:20,440
Speaker 1: turning music on your phone, like, I felt like that

1164
01:03:20,480 --> 01:03:22,760
Speaker 1: crossed the line. I was like, that's a little too much.

1165
01:03:22,800 --> 01:03:24,720
Speaker 1: But we we handled it out, We talked it out,

1166
01:03:24,800 --> 01:03:26,760
Speaker 1: so it's it's all good, all right. Last one on

1167
01:03:26,800 --> 01:03:28,640
Speaker 1: pop Quiz, I know we're getting along on this. A

1168
01:03:28,720 --> 01:03:34,080
Speaker 1: new survey says nearly half of Americans I think you

1169
01:03:34,080 --> 01:03:36,960
Speaker 1: should wait until the age of twenty five to do this.

1170
01:03:37,080 --> 01:03:40,320
Speaker 1: To get married, Uh well, yeah, I would agree with

1171
01:03:40,400 --> 01:03:43,320
Speaker 1: you on that answer. To move in with someone, No,

1172
01:03:43,640 --> 01:03:47,720
Speaker 1: the answer is to get a credit card. Yeah. I

1173
01:03:47,800 --> 01:03:50,280
Speaker 1: heard that when I was a kid. Yeah, was growing up. Yeah,

1174
01:03:50,280 --> 01:03:52,280
Speaker 1: you shouldn't get a credit But then my mom was like, well, no,

1175
01:03:52,440 --> 01:03:53,960
Speaker 1: you need to start. You're getting good credit, so you

1176
01:03:53,960 --> 01:03:56,040
Speaker 1: gotta start young and then don't use it, but we'll

1177
01:03:56,040 --> 01:03:59,320
Speaker 1: get your credit card, you know, sporadically use it. So yeah,

1178
01:03:59,480 --> 01:04:01,560
Speaker 1: I got my first credit card when I was eighteen,

1179
01:04:02,560 --> 01:04:04,640
Speaker 1: and um, you know, if if you need some help

1180
01:04:04,680 --> 01:04:10,600
Speaker 1: on credit repair things like that. R Yeah, FICO score

1181
01:04:10,720 --> 01:04:14,919
Speaker 1: gas guy, he's narcissist. He brags about his FICO score. Yeah,

1182
01:04:14,960 --> 01:04:18,440
Speaker 1: he sends me Republican talking points. Good things from David Gasco.

1183
01:04:18,520 --> 01:04:22,080
Speaker 1: I'm wonderful. I'm gonna mill you a nice folded rat

1184
01:04:22,200 --> 01:04:25,840
Speaker 1: Confederate flat. Yeah, you've got that going on. You've got

1185
01:04:25,840 --> 01:04:33,400
Speaker 1: your little hoodie there alright. Anyway, listen, have a great weekend.

1186
01:04:33,400 --> 01:04:35,400
Speaker 1: I'm glad you have done a little the podcast. Thanks

1187
01:04:35,440 --> 01:04:37,960
Speaker 1: if you didn't miss yesterday's podcast. If you did miss,

1188
01:04:38,040 --> 01:04:40,160
Speaker 1: rather the podcast with sports Stock Bear. I thought that

1189
01:04:40,200 --> 01:04:43,440
Speaker 1: was interesting. Check that out and we'll keep the train

1190
01:04:43,560 --> 01:04:47,120
Speaker 1: moving down the tracks here. Follow us on social media.

1191
01:04:47,280 --> 01:04:50,080
Speaker 1: I'm on every platform pretty much out there. I am

1192
01:04:50,120 --> 01:04:54,760
Speaker 1: on Instagram, Ben Maller on Fox. Follow me on Facebook

1193
01:04:54,880 --> 01:04:58,840
Speaker 1: Ben Mallard Show, and also, don't forget you can follow

1194
01:04:58,880 --> 01:05:01,440
Speaker 1: me the old fashioned way on Twitter at Ben Mallord.

1195
01:05:01,640 --> 01:05:04,640
Speaker 1: Gascon is not on Facebook, but he's on those other yes,

1196
01:05:05,000 --> 01:05:07,960
Speaker 1: on Twitter at David J. Gascon and also on Facebook

1197
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Speaker 1: all right, Instagram, excuse me at Dave Gascon. All right,

1198
01:05:11,440 --> 01:05:13,360
Speaker 1: stay healthy, you have a great day today, and we'll

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Speaker 1: catch you next time.