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Speaker 1: Hey, this is Ashton. I accidentally deleted all the other

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Speaker 1: podcast intros that we recorded, so this is me making

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Speaker 1: up for it. Freaking Jeffrey in the morning. I need

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Speaker 1: to have the floor right now and not be interrupted

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Speaker 1: because I have a problem with one or multiple people

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Speaker 1: in this road. Excuse me, I have asked for the floor.

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Speaker 1: And because here's the situation the other day, I'm coming

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Speaker 1: into work early in the morning, trying to access our

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Speaker 1: parking garage and what do I see. Alexis's car comes

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Speaker 1: barreling around me through the exit gates. The barrier arm

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Speaker 1: isn't down, and so you technically you could just drive

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Speaker 1: through it. Guys, don't use it again, No eruptions, please,

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Speaker 1: and we both park and I'm like, Alexis, what was

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Speaker 1: that all about? That was really dangerous, and Alexis says, oh,

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Speaker 1: Brooke told me I could just use the exit ramp

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Speaker 1: whenever I want to enter the building. And apparently Brooks

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Speaker 1: been telling everyone that because I saw Editor Ashley use

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Speaker 1: it this morning too. Do you think that you're above

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Speaker 1: the law, that you're better than everybody else in the build?

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Speaker 1: Excuse metroical questions. The answer is obviously yes to these

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Speaker 1: because I demanded the floor about the parking garage.

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Speaker 2: There's no law. B.

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Speaker 3: The exit gate is always open, so you don't have

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Speaker 3: to enter the stupid code and stop and lean out

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Speaker 3: your window and see no one is here when we

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Speaker 4: I get it.

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Speaker 1: You're a celebrity and the wolves don't apply.

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Speaker 2: Parking spot is available.

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Speaker 1: This is why you're using the emergency vehicle lanes. When

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Speaker 1: the bridge was closed. You would cut off the police

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Speaker 1: officers and the fire department just so that you could

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Speaker 1: get to work five.

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Speaker 2: Minutes early for small fires.

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Speaker 1: Jeff Police striker comment from the record, as I requested

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Speaker 1: the floor with no ancillary common Are you really not.

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Speaker 2: I told you entering the code every day.

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Speaker 1: I am entering the code. Why because I'm a good

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Speaker 1: per or.

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Speaker 2: Since I haven't used the code in like six months?

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Speaker 5: Why?

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Speaker 6: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Well, not only are you an unsafe menace to society,

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Speaker 1: but now you're officially teaching the younger generations to file

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Speaker 1: to follow your wild crooked Darth Vader asked menacing ways

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Speaker 1: where it's me, me, me before everybody else.

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Speaker 2: It just works smarter, not harder. Okay, that's what it is.

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Speaker 1: You're like the Kanye West of the parking garage right now,

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Speaker 1: hate mobile around. I don't like that. I know karma

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Speaker 1: is gonna get you when we do the shock collar

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Speaker 1: question of the day.

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Speaker 3: You're so mad you didn't think of it first.

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Speaker 1: Striker, comment again from the record and give us a

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Speaker 1: question that guarantees Brooke gets electrocuted in the throat today.

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Speaker 7: Jake, this is the fifth consecutive day we're playing a game,

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Speaker 7: and we've settled on the title cap or no cap

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Speaker 7: ya basically a truer false game where you have a

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Speaker 7: fifty to fifty shot at getting the answer right, and

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Speaker 7: every single day, Oh, this has gotten her answer wrong.

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Speaker 1: Give me easier question.

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Speaker 7: It's because she believes almost anything she hears, so I

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Speaker 7: normally give her a cap question. Will I do it again,

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Speaker 7: this time getting into her.

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Speaker 8: Head anything in her head, very to hear what she

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Speaker 8: goes with once we begin another rousing addition of cap

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Speaker 8: or no cap nice alexis, if you pick up a

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Speaker 8: baby bird, the mother will then reject it cap or

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Speaker 8: no cap sad.

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Speaker 3: I've heard other animals right, because the smell or something.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, the oils or something on your fingers, But I

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Speaker 2: Makes sense with birds.

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Speaker 5: Birds are kind of mean.

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Speaker 2: I hate birds. Sorry?

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Speaker 1: Just what a birds ever do to you? Exist?

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Speaker 4: Like?

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Speaker 1: I just hate them?

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Speaker 2: It's very important.

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Speaker 10: Yeah, whatever.

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Speaker 2: Text mean? And so I feel like the mom would.

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Speaker 3: So I'm gonna say that's no cap.

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Speaker 1: Says no cap, that's cap.

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Speaker 2: Did you see the pattern? He literally told.

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Speaker 1: Their offspring.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, they don't recognize their young v smel so picking

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Speaker 1: No wonder she loves chicken nuggets so much, Alex, you're

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Speaker 1: forgetting shot. Let's go to Jose.

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Speaker 7: If you heat grapes in the microwave, they will spark

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Speaker 7: and explode. Cap or no cap?

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Speaker 11: Why would they spark?

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Speaker 9: There has to be some kind of like enzyme or

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Speaker 2: Who loves warm grapes?

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Speaker 12: Yeah?

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Speaker 7: Surprised.

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Speaker 9: Maybe you're trying to make like jam and you're trying

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Speaker 9: to do it quick instead of like eating him on

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Speaker 9: the stove and adding sugar.

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Speaker 1: You just I.

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Speaker 9: Can do this on my own. But I don't know

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Speaker 9: why they would spark. That's throwing me off. It doesn't

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Speaker 9: make sense to me, Jake. So I'm gonna say that's cap.

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Speaker 7: Jose says cap, that's no cap. Then if you've cut

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Speaker 7: one in half. Or if you put two grapes and

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Speaker 7: they touch each other, it'll create hotspots, which creates an

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Speaker 7: ionized gas, which emits light.

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Speaker 3: And wow, can we just try it in our break?

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Speaker 1: I don't want to trying to destroy everything.

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Speaker 2: I don't set my own microwave on fire.

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Speaker 1: Let's do it here else's life.

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Speaker 7: We're over on a brook, oh Man, Disneyland has its

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Speaker 7: own zip code CAP or no cap Disneyland.

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Speaker 3: I was just at Disneyland Anahei the exit.

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Speaker 1: Probably.

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Speaker 5: You know.

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Speaker 3: The thing about Disneyland is it's not like disney World

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Speaker 3: is massive. Disneyland's big, but it's not that big. However,

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Speaker 3: now you do have Downtown Disney, and you have all

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Speaker 1: It's a lot.

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Speaker 3: I think it's only disney World. I think it's gonna

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Speaker 3: be CAP.

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Speaker 11: That's cap.

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Speaker 7: Good answers someplace in the US to have their own

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Speaker 7: ZIP code, like the Empire State Building in Dodger Stadium,

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Speaker 7: but not Disneyland.

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Speaker 11: Dodger State Dodger Stadium had that brook safe.

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Speaker 7: We're going on to Jeffrey. The smallest dinosaur ever exists

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Speaker 7: was called the microraptor cap or no, Cap.

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Speaker 1: That's so cute. It's an adorable. It's so cute it

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Speaker 2: They had feathers. They had feathers like birds.

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Speaker 1: Brook pet It just doesn't sound like a real thing.

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Speaker 9: And aren'ts have like the craziest, longest black Latin names.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm just gonna say that didn't exist. That's cap,

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Speaker 1: Jeff says Cap. That's no cab.

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Speaker 11: Raptors.

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Speaker 1: They were feathered.

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Speaker 7: Dinosaurs with wings about the size of a crow. Brook's

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Speaker 7: the only one that got it right, which means she gets.

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Speaker 2: To pick who gets shy wow picking.

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Speaker 1: Sorry, Alexis, I think somebody wanted to hear I Love

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Speaker 1: rock and Roll by Joe Spoken alexis the shock put

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Speaker 1: it on, Jeff, all right, that's gonna turn this baby up.

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Speaker 3: Terror contus, Right, so you need to remember he's the exit.

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Speaker 3: Jesss Carway, you better leave the lot of.

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Speaker 2: You can't do it during the day. There's too many people.

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Speaker 2: You could only do it in the morning.

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Speaker 1: All right, I'm just gonna sing I Love rock and

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Speaker 1: Roll by Joan Jet Okay, I love rock and roll,

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Speaker 1: So put another time in the jukebox.

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Speaker 9: You should have seen the aggressiveness that brooke pushed the button.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, so that's the car we're talking about.

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Speaker 11: Shove color.

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Speaker 1: Question of the day phone taps coming up in just

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Speaker 5: Freaking Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 1: This just in and I am not happy about it. Guys.

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Speaker 1: It's broken Jeffrey in the Morning. There's a high school

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Speaker 1: in Oklahoma that's getting a lot of backlash after a

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Speaker 1: video got out regarding their latest fundraising event.

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Speaker 2: Oh well, it's like it's for a good cause.

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Speaker 1: Before I tell you what they did, keep this in mind.

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Speaker 1: The money they raised was for a business called Not

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Speaker 1: Your Average Joe Coffee, which employs people with intellectual, developmental

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Speaker 1: and physical disabilities.

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Speaker 11: I've heard about this great.

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Speaker 1: Cause, wrote this, and the fundraiser in question involves students

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Speaker 1: grades nine through twelve licking peanut butter off of other

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Speaker 1: students toes. Oh wow, And I just want to know

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Speaker 1: what's so wrong with that America. All the students volunteered

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Speaker 1: for it. None of them were forced to do this.

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Speaker 1: They all got to raise their hand and choose to

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Speaker 1: be a part of it or not. It's not like

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Speaker 1: a teacher was licking it off of a students toes.

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Speaker 1: This was a student on student action.

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Speaker 2: I know, but it's just not the.

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Speaker 1: Type of action that Brooke would have dreamed of when

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Speaker 1: she was in high school. But the parents got all

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Speaker 1: bent out of shape, Like I just watched my little

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Speaker 1: braid and lick the toes of the varsity football captain.

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Speaker 1: You know what, Braiden should be honored. Not everybody gets

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Speaker 2: They raise money.

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Speaker 3: It's like you donate for the ability to lick the

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Speaker 3: peanut butter, or it's like, oh, I think that Justin

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Speaker 3: canlack eight to Brook.

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Speaker 1: If you want to sign up to participate, go on line.

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Speaker 1: I'm sure you can fill out the survey. The best

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Speaker 1: part of this, though, was they ended up raising one

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Speaker 1: hundred and fifty two thousand dollars for this coffee shop.

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Speaker 2: Holy cow, that is so much money.

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Speaker 1: That is great. It's crazy. So Brook, think of your

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Speaker 1: favorite charity right now, and you could raise that amount

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Speaker 1: of money for them. Licking peanut butter off of Jose's

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Speaker 3: Honestly, I would like anyone else's toes in the studio.

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Speaker 3: I mean Jose, but like when you wear flip flops,

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Speaker 3: like you haven't cut the toenails in a while.

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Speaker 11: My hairs will keep the peanut.

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Speaker 1: Butter it's in.

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Speaker 11: The book.

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Speaker 1: Turns down the opportunity to give one hundred and fifty

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Speaker 1: grand to charity out of pride. I was willing. If

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Speaker 1: anyone's listening, oh.

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Speaker 2: Wow, I don't think it's pride.

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Speaker 3: I just think it's the ability to sleep again?

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Speaker 1: Else will she turned down? Coming up in Laser Stories,

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Speaker 1: we'll find out right after this it's the radio segment

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Speaker 1: that's excited to open up their first hotel. Unfortunately, it's

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Speaker 1: grand opening is the same weekend as the annual bedbug Convention,

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Speaker 1: which happens right next door. Why do the bedbugs have

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Speaker 1: to keep together so much?

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Speaker 2: Going to cancel my reservation?

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Speaker 1: Just we'll have to see how that turns out. With

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Speaker 1: Laser Stories, the segment where we read weird news stories

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Speaker 1: around the globe, just like everyone else does, except we've

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Speaker 1: got a laser and those other pillows just don't. This

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Speaker 1: first laser story is out of Lakewood, Colorado. The other day,

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Speaker 1: cops got a call about a burglary in progress around

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Speaker 1: So with guns drawn, the officers made their way in

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Speaker 1: His next laser stories out of Nebraska. If foreign governments

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Speaker 9: To begin with your blue light saving anyone else's blue

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Speaker 1: a cold one. Here it is brook. Only the evil

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I bet like that's not gonna go over well,

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Speaker 1: This next story is out of Stylin and Profile and

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Speaker 1: HQ Beyonce Harry Styles that old guy from the dose

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Speaker 1: Ecist commercials all people who are definitely cool, oh, super.

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, aren't we like paid to not be cool?

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Speaker 11: I think I'm cool because I know I'm not cool.

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Speaker 3: Cool?

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Speaker 2: Well you are awkward?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, she did just flip her hair when she says so,

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Speaker 1: I don't know. Men were a little more likely to

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Speaker 3: I can get up, I will say. The older I've gotten,

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Speaker 1: At least one person holds that opinion, and it's you.

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Speaker 1: Well, what about this guy? He's cool? Every single day man,

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Speaker 1: We played a game last week on the show, and

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Speaker 1: I talking about? I'm talking about our new game we

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Speaker 1: songs based on the instrumental music alone. They failed spectacularly

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Speaker 3: Hey, I got one barely, barely barely counts you guys.

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Speaker 1: But the question is will they do better? This time around,

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Speaker 1: I heard that it's broken Jeffrey in the morning. And

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Speaker 1: talking about the surprise game show called Riffing Around. It's

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Speaker 3: This song's bad to the bone that's playing behind the job.

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Speaker 1: All you have to do is identify which song it is.

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Speaker 1: You just need the title. The artist does not count. Okay,

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Speaker 2: Here's the thing.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. The last time we did famous guitar riffs from

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Speaker 1: it did not go well. But maybe that's why this

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Speaker 1: two thousands. Okay, okay, around the time when Alexis is four.

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Speaker 1: with us filming for our social media at Brook and Jeffrey,

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Speaker 1: I just think sometimes dancing it helps me think better.

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Speaker 3: I agree Alexis to walk out.

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Speaker 1: By the end of this, we'll find out who is

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Speaker 2: I'm feeling good now, Okay we go.

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Speaker 1: Brook, name this riff?

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Speaker 12: Got it?

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Speaker 1: Alexis and Jose have it?

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Speaker 3: Brook can speaku us girl, Nelly Pertato.

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Speaker 9: I'm sorry, rescue ahead.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I'll give you. I'll give you all right, Brook,

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Speaker 1: Look at this, we're already off to a better start

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Speaker 1: Remember you need the title of the song. Okay, yes,

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Speaker 1: that's good. Uh huh.

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Speaker 13: I had it first, and that I had to think

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Speaker 1: Then I danced and distract the name without you. I'm sorry, Alexis,

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Speaker 1: Can you steal my I'm not my boot?

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Speaker 3: It's all I think about, is you.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. The song is called dilemma.

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Speaker 3: Dilemma and they got that it says all I think about.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, I did not know. I love that song.

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Speaker 1: Now let's move on with Alexis. Lease name this early

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Speaker 1: two thousands riff.

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Speaker 2: This one that I don't know.

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Speaker 1: Well, maybe if you dance around a little bit, it

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Speaker 5: All.

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Speaker 2: Can you steal shaggy Angel?

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Speaker 1: That shaggy angel? Okay, we're moving on the second round,

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Speaker 1: so we're back to Brook. Name this riff?

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Speaker 10: Heard this in a while?

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Speaker 11: Dance broken?

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Speaker 1: We don't have time for you to go through all

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Speaker 1: the lyrics. My life bye, that's correct, It's My Life

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Speaker 1: by bon Jovi.

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Speaker 2: In thousand. I did.

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Speaker 1: Let's keep riffing around, Jose, We're back to you. Please

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Speaker 1: name this riff. I'm getting We're gonna all the mom

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Speaker 1: dance moves. I'm gonna go. I'm sorry. That is not correct.

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Speaker 1: Alexis going to steal it. I don't know it all

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Speaker 1: around the world. I don't know brook This is your

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Speaker 1: I can't get you out of my head, Get you

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Speaker 1: out of Okay, brook Is the only one to get

451
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Speaker 1: one correct, Alexis. We're back to you. This is your moment. Okay,

452
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Speaker 1: hes name this famous two thousands rich, give me a

453
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Speaker 1: good one dance?

454
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Speaker 2: Yeah right, yes, that has to be the.

455
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Speaker 3: Most played song in the history.

456
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Speaker 1: All right, Alexis finally on the board with one correct.

457
00:25:02,040 --> 00:25:14,280
Speaker 1: We're back to Brooks. Name this riff? And you're just

458
00:25:14,320 --> 00:25:23,840
Speaker 1: looking very confused and clarkson, Jose, can you steal it?

459
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Speaker 9: I cannot steal this.

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Speaker 1: Alexis nothing. Okay, it is Avril Levine complicated, Jose, now's

461
00:25:38,600 --> 00:25:39,080
Speaker 1: your moment.

462
00:25:39,760 --> 00:25:40,239
Speaker 6: This is it.

463
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Speaker 1: You're gonna know this one. Please name this riff?

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Speaker 5: Oh?

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Speaker 1: What is it?

466
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Speaker 3: What is it?

467
00:25:57,560 --> 00:26:01,040
Speaker 1: The girls are jumping, I'll say, give me an answer,

468
00:26:01,080 --> 00:26:07,040
Speaker 1: a title. What do you think? Who? It's so funny.

469
00:26:07,080 --> 00:26:10,080
Speaker 1: There ain't no hall of back girl, Alexis, you're pulling

470
00:26:10,160 --> 00:26:13,480
Speaker 1: up on. This is the last one. This is Alexis

471
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Speaker 1: has a chance to tie it up. This is amazing, Alexis,

472
00:26:18,359 --> 00:26:20,520
Speaker 1: please name this riff.

473
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Speaker 2: Over one.

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Speaker 1: I know, think back to when you were two years old,

475
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Speaker 1: Remember what you were rocking to in the crib. We

476
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Speaker 1: need something I would like to steal whatever it's not called. Sorry,

477
00:26:47,359 --> 00:26:55,160
Speaker 1: I can't give you whatever wherever. That's right, and that

478
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Speaker 1: means the winner of riffing around is Brook. Five. Congratulations Brook,

479
00:27:02,560 --> 00:27:06,359
Speaker 1: You more than anybody on our show, are down to

480
00:27:06,560 --> 00:27:10,560
Speaker 1: riff around. That's riffing around. And I'm jeff Hips don't

481
00:27:10,560 --> 00:27:13,960
Speaker 1: lie to bo. Your phone tap is coming up right

482
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Speaker 1: after this.

483
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Speaker 5: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

484
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Speaker 1: In today's phone tap, we call a guy who works

485
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Speaker 1: for a big corporation because one of his coworker buddies

486
00:27:22,160 --> 00:27:25,040
Speaker 1: wanted to play a joke and they told him they

487
00:27:25,160 --> 00:27:28,600
Speaker 1: just hired someone from Germany to be on their team.

488
00:27:28,760 --> 00:27:31,840
Speaker 1: And before he moves, he needs to ask a few

489
00:27:31,960 --> 00:27:35,600
Speaker 1: questions on the business side. Okay, mase, But our own

490
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Speaker 1: resident German, Hans Gluoberg, has different intentions. Hello, he wants

491
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Speaker 1: to get down to business with the local ladies.

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Speaker 11: Y'all want to get to the business visiting, and.

493
00:27:46,800 --> 00:27:49,240
Speaker 1: He needs an American man to show him the way,

494
00:27:49,760 --> 00:27:51,320
Speaker 1: it's your phone. Tap right now.

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Speaker 11: Another on the twenties. Hello, guten tag. Hello is the

496
00:27:59,280 --> 00:27:59,760
Speaker 11: smoss you?

497
00:28:01,480 --> 00:28:03,080
Speaker 6: Ah, yes, this is Matthew.

498
00:28:04,400 --> 00:28:07,960
Speaker 13: Oh hallo Matthew. I am Hans. I am the new employee.

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Speaker 10: Oh right, you're the new guy.

500
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Speaker 6: Yeah. They said you were gonna call very good.

501
00:28:13,280 --> 00:28:13,520
Speaker 3: Well.

502
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Speaker 13: Actually I do have a question, but it is not

503
00:28:17,680 --> 00:28:19,480
Speaker 13: necessarily about the business.

504
00:28:20,680 --> 00:28:22,720
Speaker 6: Oh okay, I am.

505
00:28:22,680 --> 00:28:24,920
Speaker 11: Wondering are you single?

506
00:28:26,560 --> 00:28:26,639
Speaker 5: What?

507
00:28:28,320 --> 00:28:29,880
Speaker 11: I am just curious, like, do.

508
00:28:29,920 --> 00:28:32,520
Speaker 13: You have a special fraud line or you know, I

509
00:28:32,560 --> 00:28:33,720
Speaker 13: do not know your preference.

510
00:28:33,800 --> 00:28:36,159
Speaker 11: Maybe you have a boy line.

511
00:28:36,520 --> 00:28:42,360
Speaker 6: Perhaps No, I I'm single.

512
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Speaker 11: Do not worry.

513
00:28:45,080 --> 00:28:47,120
Speaker 13: No, I am not trying to make the romantic time

514
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Speaker 13: on you.

515
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Speaker 6: Wait what I.

516
00:28:49,720 --> 00:28:52,400
Speaker 13: Am due to the country and I am looking to

517
00:28:52,480 --> 00:28:55,160
Speaker 13: find some beautiful women for myself.

518
00:28:55,320 --> 00:28:58,880
Speaker 11: Oh yeah, and I want to know how does it work?

519
00:29:00,280 --> 00:29:04,000
Speaker 6: How does it work to do like find a beautiful woman.

520
00:29:04,480 --> 00:29:07,800
Speaker 13: Yeah, I've seen in you know, the American movies about

521
00:29:07,840 --> 00:29:10,120
Speaker 13: the buying a drinking to impress the women.

522
00:29:10,680 --> 00:29:14,480
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, you can do that here.

523
00:29:14,560 --> 00:29:16,600
Speaker 11: But in Germany is a little different.

524
00:29:16,720 --> 00:29:19,560
Speaker 13: See we're talking to her about her body and her

525
00:29:19,680 --> 00:29:23,280
Speaker 13: masculine hands and how many callases she can count on.

526
00:29:23,520 --> 00:29:28,960
Speaker 11: One two U three Ooh that one counts as two

527
00:29:29,960 --> 00:29:31,560
Speaker 11: one is growing on another one.

528
00:29:32,680 --> 00:29:35,440
Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't know if the women over here would

529
00:29:35,480 --> 00:29:35,840
Speaker 6: like that.

530
00:29:36,520 --> 00:29:38,720
Speaker 11: Honestly, that is interesting to me.

531
00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:43,000
Speaker 13: Why why not the you know, Hunt Callie pickup line?

532
00:29:43,400 --> 00:29:46,720
Speaker 13: Oh like your calige goes, you look very bumpy.

533
00:29:48,680 --> 00:29:54,520
Speaker 6: Honestly, talking about women's bodies isn't the best idea over here.

534
00:29:54,880 --> 00:29:57,959
Speaker 13: I have seen in the American TV shows. Yeah, they do,

535
00:29:58,080 --> 00:30:01,160
Speaker 13: they pick up of the women. It is very similar

536
00:30:01,200 --> 00:30:03,280
Speaker 13: to Germany, but we do the cows.

537
00:30:04,040 --> 00:30:06,160
Speaker 6: Were you talking about cows?

538
00:30:06,440 --> 00:30:08,719
Speaker 13: You know, like you talk to the woman and asking

539
00:30:08,800 --> 00:30:10,720
Speaker 13: how many of the cows can she leaft?

540
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Speaker 4: Oh?

541
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Speaker 6: Yeah, no, that's not really a thing here really.

542
00:30:16,160 --> 00:30:18,800
Speaker 13: Oh, in Germany, the more cows a woman can throw

543
00:30:18,840 --> 00:30:21,760
Speaker 13: over her shoulders, the more suitors will line up.

544
00:30:22,760 --> 00:30:27,640
Speaker 6: Now, oh my goodness, Well you've got some different customs

545
00:30:27,640 --> 00:30:28,400
Speaker 6: over there, don't you.

546
00:30:28,560 --> 00:30:32,600
Speaker 11: Oh yeah, it's like a cream cheese festival. It gets crazy.

547
00:30:32,760 --> 00:30:34,720
Speaker 11: You guys have the cream cheese festivals.

548
00:30:34,800 --> 00:30:38,000
Speaker 6: Yeah, I can't say we do.

549
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Speaker 11: Oh my goodness.

550
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Speaker 13: You'll never know what's going to happen at the cream

551
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Speaker 13: cheese festival.

552
00:30:42,520 --> 00:30:42,920
Speaker 1: Yeah.

553
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Speaker 13: One time I left and let us just say there

554
00:30:46,600 --> 00:30:50,080
Speaker 13: were no cream cheese left, Hans et it all.

555
00:30:50,800 --> 00:30:52,920
Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't know if that's going to help you.

556
00:30:53,280 --> 00:30:56,440
Speaker 6: I'd say, just try to be yourself and make a

557
00:30:56,480 --> 00:30:57,360
Speaker 6: connection with them.

558
00:30:57,440 --> 00:31:01,320
Speaker 13: Perhaps I can use the help of my new friend you, Matthew,

559
00:31:01,360 --> 00:31:02,520
Speaker 13: you want to be wing man.

560
00:31:03,640 --> 00:31:06,960
Speaker 6: And look at that we are at lunchtime. I'm sorry,

561
00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:08,440
Speaker 6: I've got to end the call.

562
00:31:08,600 --> 00:31:10,959
Speaker 11: Oh perfect, is lunch for me too? We can go

563
00:31:11,040 --> 00:31:12,480
Speaker 11: do the meat cute? Yeah?

564
00:31:13,520 --> 00:31:17,000
Speaker 13: No, what it's a meat cute when you bump into

565
00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:20,040
Speaker 13: somebody random? You know, you don't I don't know you, you

566
00:31:19,960 --> 00:31:24,160
Speaker 13: don't know me? Whoopsie daisis right in Germany, it's not

567
00:31:24,320 --> 00:31:27,280
Speaker 13: meat cute, it's cute meat. You just bring fresh meat

568
00:31:27,280 --> 00:31:29,320
Speaker 13: to your fraud line and it is so cute and

569
00:31:29,360 --> 00:31:32,160
Speaker 13: the women love it. Would you like a spleen from

570
00:31:32,200 --> 00:31:32,600
Speaker 13: the cow?

571
00:31:34,280 --> 00:31:35,480
Speaker 6: That's different.

572
00:31:35,840 --> 00:31:38,040
Speaker 13: That is how my grandparents got married. He gave her

573
00:31:38,080 --> 00:31:38,760
Speaker 13: a cow spleen.

574
00:31:39,680 --> 00:31:41,720
Speaker 6: Oh wow, it's very cute.

575
00:31:41,760 --> 00:31:44,720
Speaker 11: Exactly how it is saying. Sometimes you have a steak.

576
00:31:44,880 --> 00:31:47,080
Speaker 13: Maybe next time you come in and you have an

577
00:31:47,080 --> 00:31:48,480
Speaker 13: appendix from a rabbit.

578
00:31:49,400 --> 00:31:52,240
Speaker 6: Like I said, it's lunchtime. I got to run.

579
00:31:52,520 --> 00:31:54,200
Speaker 11: Oh yeah, that sounds like a plan.

580
00:31:54,320 --> 00:31:56,360
Speaker 13: Dave said that we should meet up for the prank

581
00:31:56,360 --> 00:31:58,880
Speaker 13: phone call anyway, and for lunch as well.

582
00:31:59,400 --> 00:32:01,800
Speaker 11: How are you saying? Two birds? Von bird?

583
00:32:02,320 --> 00:32:03,160
Speaker 6: Wait with stones?

584
00:32:03,200 --> 00:32:03,680
Speaker 11: One bird?

585
00:32:04,280 --> 00:32:04,800
Speaker 6: I'm sorry?

586
00:32:04,800 --> 00:32:05,840
Speaker 10: What did Dave say.

587
00:32:05,960 --> 00:32:10,640
Speaker 11: The pranking of the phone call? What because your cobger?

588
00:32:10,720 --> 00:32:12,640
Speaker 13: Dave said, you up, man, this is actually day from

589
00:32:12,640 --> 00:32:13,680
Speaker 13: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

590
00:32:13,840 --> 00:32:14,760
Speaker 1: We're doing a phone tap.

591
00:32:18,280 --> 00:32:20,640
Speaker 9: Yeah, man, Dave said, you guys hired a new guy

592
00:32:20,640 --> 00:32:22,520
Speaker 9: from Germany and you haven't met him.

593
00:32:22,560 --> 00:32:27,280
Speaker 6: Yea, Well, what cut of meat will you bring for

594
00:32:27,360 --> 00:32:32,200
Speaker 6: the ladies? Oh? Man, Oh, I am not getting into this.

595
00:32:32,960 --> 00:32:36,400
Speaker 13: I highly recommend some type of honey badger bladder.

596
00:32:36,800 --> 00:32:42,240
Speaker 6: Excellent, excellent. I'll probably see you guys on the flip side.

597
00:32:42,280 --> 00:32:44,880
Speaker 11: Okay, I'll see you at work. I love you four

598
00:32:44,920 --> 00:32:45,520
Speaker 11: head cases.

599
00:32:45,680 --> 00:32:48,800
Speaker 10: Yeah yeah, bye baby.

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Speaker 5: The week up every morning was phone taps weekday mornings

601
00:32:52,400 --> 00:32:55,160
Speaker 5: on the twenties, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

602
00:32:56,640 --> 00:32:58,360
Speaker 1: What do you do when you're standing in line at

603
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Speaker 1: a coffee shop and notice there's a smoke show standing

604
00:33:02,520 --> 00:33:03,680
Speaker 1: directly behind you?

605
00:33:06,200 --> 00:33:08,040
Speaker 2: Nobody, I hope you don't whistle?

606
00:33:09,600 --> 00:33:13,240
Speaker 1: Do you a pretend to drop something and bend over

607
00:33:13,720 --> 00:33:20,440
Speaker 1: very slowly to pick it up to b start talking

608
00:33:20,640 --> 00:33:23,479
Speaker 1: extremely loud on your phone about how you're about to

609
00:33:23,520 --> 00:33:29,280
Speaker 1: buy Amazon. Yeah, you know that bold guy who flies

610
00:33:29,360 --> 00:33:35,040
Speaker 1: phallic rockets. I'm totally ripping him off or option c

611
00:33:35,840 --> 00:33:39,560
Speaker 1: do absolutely nothing because meeting someone in real life is

612
00:33:39,600 --> 00:33:44,040
Speaker 1: way too scary. I think everyone just shows pretty much.

613
00:33:45,800 --> 00:33:48,840
Speaker 1: One of our listeners had this exact situation happened to him,

614
00:33:49,040 --> 00:33:52,400
Speaker 1: and what he did was so smooth it led them

615
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Speaker 1: to immediately having a ten minute completely non sexual.

616
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Speaker 3: A whoa, you have to put non sexual so hard

617
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Speaker 3: in there.

618
00:34:02,600 --> 00:34:06,680
Speaker 1: I know he felt like a crucial detail. Anyway, you're

619
00:34:06,720 --> 00:34:08,880
Speaker 1: gonna hear the move that he used to make it

620
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Speaker 1: happen in your second date update, Next second date update.

621
00:34:14,840 --> 00:34:18,080
Speaker 1: You ever been just casually hanging out with someone when

622
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Speaker 1: suddenly they start to give you a vibe and you think,

623
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Speaker 1: wait a second, do they think that this is a date?

624
00:34:26,640 --> 00:34:29,760
Speaker 2: Oh? Oh, you're not excited about it. I was excited.

625
00:34:29,800 --> 00:34:30,359
Speaker 2: It was just like.

626
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Speaker 3: Unexpected, okay, because you didn't think it was a date.

627
00:34:33,440 --> 00:34:35,359
Speaker 1: Because it happens to me all the time. I'm just

628
00:34:35,360 --> 00:34:38,440
Speaker 1: doing my thing in studio and then Brooke will slide

629
00:34:38,440 --> 00:34:41,239
Speaker 1: her scarf blanket to the side and show me a

630
00:34:41,280 --> 00:34:45,200
Speaker 1: little extra shoulder and lower her glasses down her nose,

631
00:34:45,680 --> 00:34:49,279
Speaker 1: and I'm like, hold up, does Brook think that this

632
00:34:49,360 --> 00:34:50,000
Speaker 1: is a date?

633
00:34:50,280 --> 00:34:51,160
Speaker 2: I definitely do.

634
00:34:51,600 --> 00:34:55,120
Speaker 1: Excuse me because you're married first of all. Plus I'm

635
00:34:55,160 --> 00:34:57,200
Speaker 1: young enough to be your son, so.

636
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Speaker 3: That's not gonna happen if I slide my glasses down

637
00:35:01,640 --> 00:35:03,320
Speaker 3: just because my face got a little sweaty.

638
00:35:03,520 --> 00:35:09,760
Speaker 1: That's all I understand. I make you in all sorts

639
00:35:09,760 --> 00:35:12,120
Speaker 1: of ways, but you need to get over it. Because

640
00:35:12,160 --> 00:35:16,280
Speaker 1: one of our listeners found himself in an unexpected romantic situation.

641
00:35:16,800 --> 00:35:19,520
Speaker 1: He's asking us for help today. His name is Julian. Julian,

642
00:35:19,560 --> 00:35:20,359
Speaker 1: welcome to the show man.

643
00:35:20,920 --> 00:35:22,200
Speaker 10: Hey, how's it going.

644
00:35:22,480 --> 00:35:25,040
Speaker 2: We're lucky to have the expert in Jeffrey on with you.

645
00:35:25,360 --> 00:35:29,040
Speaker 1: Julien, you don't think this is a date now? Because

646
00:35:29,040 --> 00:35:30,680
Speaker 1: I tend to have that effect on people.

647
00:35:31,080 --> 00:35:36,040
Speaker 9: Is showing a lot.

648
00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:36,320
Speaker 2: Of Julian, I'm sorry.

649
00:35:36,480 --> 00:35:40,399
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's focus, uh, not on each other, and let's

650
00:35:40,400 --> 00:35:42,400
Speaker 1: focus on the lady you want us to call to day.

651
00:35:42,440 --> 00:35:42,799
Speaker 1: Who's she?

652
00:35:43,520 --> 00:35:43,680
Speaker 3: So?

653
00:35:43,800 --> 00:35:47,600
Speaker 10: Her name is Abbie And the date that you're talking

654
00:35:47,600 --> 00:35:50,800
Speaker 10: about was unexpected? You know it was that actually happened

655
00:35:50,840 --> 00:35:52,839
Speaker 10: like in real life. It wasn't off of an app

656
00:35:52,960 --> 00:35:53,759
Speaker 10: like every other date.

657
00:35:53,920 --> 00:35:58,040
Speaker 3: Oh whoa cool you are, Like, you're a rare man

658
00:35:58,120 --> 00:35:58,880
Speaker 3: on this segment.

659
00:35:59,360 --> 00:36:00,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, where'd you mean?

660
00:36:00,320 --> 00:36:01,439
Speaker 1: Throwback? Yeah?

661
00:36:01,440 --> 00:36:03,520
Speaker 10: So I was on a work break and I went

662
00:36:03,600 --> 00:36:06,560
Speaker 10: to grab some coffee, you know, downstairs, and there's a

663
00:36:06,600 --> 00:36:10,799
Speaker 10: coffee shop right across the street, and barista is like

664
00:36:11,160 --> 00:36:13,759
Speaker 10: making my drink and she offers to give it to

665
00:36:13,800 --> 00:36:14,399
Speaker 10: me for free.

666
00:36:15,040 --> 00:36:22,920
Speaker 3: Oh really, Yeah, Ever, how good do you look that day?

667
00:36:23,480 --> 00:36:25,880
Speaker 10: I mean, hey, you know, I guess I remember to

668
00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:26,800
Speaker 10: shave or something.

669
00:36:26,920 --> 00:36:29,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, so is Abby the barista?

670
00:36:30,280 --> 00:36:33,360
Speaker 10: No, no, no, no, no, she's not so yeah. So

671
00:36:33,360 --> 00:36:35,439
Speaker 10: so I was a little surprised. But then I looked

672
00:36:35,440 --> 00:36:38,120
Speaker 10: behind me and there's this really cute girl which is

673
00:36:38,160 --> 00:36:41,040
Speaker 10: Abby behind me, And so I tell the barista, okay,

674
00:36:41,040 --> 00:36:42,400
Speaker 10: well I'd like to buy her drink.

675
00:36:42,600 --> 00:36:44,800
Speaker 2: Wow, just shatter the barista's dreams.

676
00:36:44,840 --> 00:36:48,839
Speaker 3: And I think she was probably hitting on you, but

677
00:36:49,120 --> 00:36:53,560
Speaker 3: you forward, that's.

678
00:36:53,440 --> 00:36:54,760
Speaker 1: Right, that's a good.

679
00:36:56,120 --> 00:36:58,759
Speaker 10: Well she was like, well that's really nice, and so

680
00:36:59,120 --> 00:37:01,600
Speaker 10: you know that the door for us to talk. And

681
00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:03,640
Speaker 10: you know, I didn't have that much time on my

682
00:37:03,680 --> 00:37:05,719
Speaker 10: break was on like ten minutes or so, but you know,

683
00:37:05,760 --> 00:37:07,279
Speaker 10: I asked her like, Hey, do you want to go

684
00:37:07,320 --> 00:37:10,279
Speaker 10: sit outside and drink our coffees? And she said yes,

685
00:37:10,440 --> 00:37:13,040
Speaker 10: so we we did and it was great. I mean

686
00:37:13,040 --> 00:37:14,280
Speaker 10: it was short, but it was great.

687
00:37:14,640 --> 00:37:15,319
Speaker 2: Is this your date?

688
00:37:15,360 --> 00:37:16,399
Speaker 5: Though? Yeah?

689
00:37:16,440 --> 00:37:18,640
Speaker 10: Why are you like this was the date?

690
00:37:18,719 --> 00:37:19,359
Speaker 3: This is the date?

691
00:37:19,520 --> 00:37:20,800
Speaker 2: It was ten minutes long.

692
00:37:21,120 --> 00:37:23,840
Speaker 1: You don't need drinking in casual sex for it.

693
00:37:28,440 --> 00:37:30,680
Speaker 3: But this is just a meeting, Like I feel like

694
00:37:30,719 --> 00:37:32,920
Speaker 3: we have forgotten what happens in the real.

695
00:37:32,880 --> 00:37:35,400
Speaker 1: We're all really good, just calmed down. Maybe we should

696
00:37:35,440 --> 00:37:38,279
Speaker 1: ask what did you talk about? Was there some flirtation

697
00:37:38,560 --> 00:37:40,120
Speaker 1: happening date vibes? There?

698
00:37:41,280 --> 00:37:43,160
Speaker 10: We we had a great conversation. So, you know, I'm

699
00:37:43,200 --> 00:37:46,400
Speaker 10: a big hockey fan and she's not. But she was

700
00:37:46,440 --> 00:37:49,560
Speaker 10: like interested in that and she was like, Oh, isn't

701
00:37:49,560 --> 00:37:51,719
Speaker 10: it just guys like punching each other all the time?

702
00:37:51,760 --> 00:37:53,400
Speaker 10: And I was like, no, no, it's like there's a

703
00:37:53,440 --> 00:37:54,440
Speaker 10: lot more finesse to it.

704
00:37:54,480 --> 00:37:57,839
Speaker 9: It's a skate and then punch each other and hit

705
00:37:57,880 --> 00:37:58,920
Speaker 9: each other with sticks.

706
00:37:59,120 --> 00:38:00,520
Speaker 11: Yeah, sometimes, did you.

707
00:38:00,440 --> 00:38:02,720
Speaker 3: Like parlay that until we should watch a game together

708
00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:04,399
Speaker 3: sometime or anything like that?

709
00:38:05,120 --> 00:38:09,160
Speaker 10: So I did not, but I did parlay it into Hey,

710
00:38:09,160 --> 00:38:11,239
Speaker 10: I'd like to take you on a real date. Sometimes

711
00:38:11,280 --> 00:38:12,520
Speaker 10: I'm glad I'd like.

712
00:38:12,480 --> 00:38:13,640
Speaker 2: To punch you in the face.

713
00:38:13,760 --> 00:38:17,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, like face off right now, although that would be

714
00:38:17,960 --> 00:38:20,320
Speaker 1: more of Brooks Sally for a style.

715
00:38:21,120 --> 00:38:23,040
Speaker 11: Oh, I'll punch a man whenever you want.

716
00:38:23,719 --> 00:38:25,160
Speaker 1: It doesn't mean, I mean it sounds a good a

717
00:38:25,160 --> 00:38:27,279
Speaker 1: good connection, even if it was a short amount of time.

718
00:38:27,680 --> 00:38:30,080
Speaker 10: Yeah, exactly. And that's what's so bizarre, because I have

719
00:38:30,239 --> 00:38:33,239
Speaker 10: texted her a few times since then. When I called

720
00:38:33,280 --> 00:38:35,240
Speaker 10: it like, I heard her voice on the voice announce

721
00:38:35,360 --> 00:38:37,240
Speaker 10: I know it's like her actual number.

722
00:38:37,520 --> 00:38:37,759
Speaker 2: Yeah.

723
00:38:38,520 --> 00:38:40,520
Speaker 10: I don't know if I just totally misread the situation

724
00:38:41,080 --> 00:38:43,080
Speaker 10: or maybe she has a boyfriend. I don't know, but

725
00:38:43,600 --> 00:38:44,600
Speaker 10: I'm very confused.

726
00:38:44,760 --> 00:38:47,359
Speaker 3: Did she give you her number after you said I'd

727
00:38:47,360 --> 00:38:50,799
Speaker 3: like to take you on a date sometime? Yes, so yeah,

728
00:38:50,960 --> 00:38:54,920
Speaker 3: that's pretty then she knows the intent and the number giving.

729
00:38:55,080 --> 00:38:57,720
Speaker 1: I mean, aside from hockey, did you guys talk about

730
00:38:57,880 --> 00:38:58,680
Speaker 1: anything else?

731
00:38:58,960 --> 00:39:02,120
Speaker 10: Hopefully we talked about Breaking Bad and Better Call Sall.

732
00:39:04,040 --> 00:39:06,600
Speaker 9: No, I haven't seen Better Call Soul yet.

733
00:39:06,800 --> 00:39:09,200
Speaker 1: One of the most erotic shows on TV for sure,

734
00:39:10,440 --> 00:39:15,919
Speaker 1: the lawyer Ye Bald Spot Gets. Was there a hug

735
00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:21,680
Speaker 1: or was there a kiss or a physical vibe? Like,

736
00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:24,120
Speaker 1: was she playing with her hair? Was she smiling?

737
00:39:24,200 --> 00:39:25,280
Speaker 11: Was there a lot of eye contact?

738
00:39:25,320 --> 00:39:26,560
Speaker 1: Was there no eye contact?

739
00:39:26,960 --> 00:39:28,920
Speaker 10: Oh no, there was a lot of eye contact. She

740
00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:30,600
Speaker 10: was playing with her hair, she was smiling.

741
00:39:31,640 --> 00:39:32,440
Speaker 2: So wait, I forget.

742
00:39:32,480 --> 00:39:34,319
Speaker 3: You've reached out and she hasn't called you back at all?

743
00:39:34,320 --> 00:39:34,960
Speaker 3: How long is that?

744
00:39:36,080 --> 00:39:37,000
Speaker 10: It's been about a week?

745
00:39:37,280 --> 00:39:39,120
Speaker 2: Oh long?

746
00:39:39,239 --> 00:39:41,080
Speaker 1: That long? But she just forgot.

747
00:39:42,680 --> 00:39:44,560
Speaker 2: It wasn't a very good forget.

748
00:39:45,120 --> 00:39:46,640
Speaker 10: I mean I left her a message, so I don't

749
00:39:46,640 --> 00:39:47,480
Speaker 10: know how she could forget.

750
00:39:47,719 --> 00:39:49,319
Speaker 2: Oh, it takes me more than a week to check

751
00:39:49,360 --> 00:39:50,040
Speaker 2: my voicemails.

752
00:39:51,440 --> 00:39:53,919
Speaker 3: There for at least three weeks before I actually listen.

753
00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:56,799
Speaker 1: But I texted, okay, well, and you texted. Let us

754
00:39:56,840 --> 00:39:59,279
Speaker 1: try giving her a call. Maybe she'll answer from a

755
00:39:59,360 --> 00:40:03,080
Speaker 1: number that's come completely unrecognizable. We might have better luck there.

756
00:40:03,239 --> 00:40:08,040
Speaker 1: We're gonna play a song. Who knows. Try, We're gonna

757
00:40:08,040 --> 00:40:09,759
Speaker 1: play a song. Come back, Try and get your second

758
00:40:09,800 --> 00:40:11,160
Speaker 1: date update right after this.

759
00:40:13,320 --> 00:40:13,480
Speaker 5: Date.

760
00:40:14,960 --> 00:40:19,080
Speaker 1: Some of us are clearly flustered in studio today after

761
00:40:19,160 --> 00:40:22,880
Speaker 1: hearing about Julian's first date with Abby, which, to Brooks

762
00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:28,440
Speaker 1: shock and horror, involved no drinking, no cooking, drugs in

763
00:40:28,480 --> 00:40:33,520
Speaker 1: any back alley. Sheds and no fluids exchanged except for

764
00:40:33,600 --> 00:40:35,520
Speaker 1: the coffee that he bought right after they met.

765
00:40:36,400 --> 00:40:39,080
Speaker 3: Sure, I always bring fertilizer to my dates, and some

766
00:40:39,120 --> 00:40:41,799
Speaker 3: coughs are up, but I'm not saying that everybody has

767
00:40:41,800 --> 00:40:44,480
Speaker 3: to do that. It's just strange, like it's ten minutes

768
00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:47,919
Speaker 3: and they it's a chance meeting in a coffee show.

769
00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:51,600
Speaker 1: I know, it's crazy people can have a romantic connection

770
00:40:51,920 --> 00:40:55,279
Speaker 1: just talking to each other. How is that possible?

771
00:40:55,480 --> 00:40:57,239
Speaker 3: Crazy that we're considering it a date.

772
00:40:57,400 --> 00:41:00,600
Speaker 1: Anyway, did give me a good idea for the coffee

773
00:41:00,600 --> 00:41:05,520
Speaker 1: shop fluid exchange?

774
00:41:05,840 --> 00:41:08,279
Speaker 2: Interesting crowd I feel like you're going to be a

775
00:41:08,360 --> 00:41:09,120
Speaker 2: quad guy.

776
00:41:09,400 --> 00:41:12,279
Speaker 1: Yeah, definitely, what's crowdfund this thing? But before that, we

777
00:41:12,320 --> 00:41:14,400
Speaker 1: got to talk to Julian because it's been a week

778
00:41:14,480 --> 00:41:17,960
Speaker 1: since that date happened. He's having trouble locking down date

779
00:41:18,080 --> 00:41:18,640
Speaker 1: number two.

780
00:41:19,400 --> 00:41:21,000
Speaker 10: I have to say, I mean, I just felt such

781
00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:23,759
Speaker 10: a strong connection with Abby, you know, I mean, it's like,

782
00:41:24,239 --> 00:41:26,160
Speaker 10: how often do you have something like this happened? It

783
00:41:26,239 --> 00:41:28,560
Speaker 10: just felt like a really great connection. So I'd love

784
00:41:28,600 --> 00:41:29,239
Speaker 10: to see her again.

785
00:41:29,320 --> 00:41:30,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I think it's a good sign that she

786
00:41:30,920 --> 00:41:33,600
Speaker 3: gave you her phone number, Like I said, after you

787
00:41:33,680 --> 00:41:36,560
Speaker 3: had mentioned that you want to take her out, take her.

788
00:41:36,480 --> 00:41:38,880
Speaker 1: Out, yeah, you said, yeah, and a real.

789
00:41:38,760 --> 00:41:42,000
Speaker 3: Number, yeah, yeah, exactly, because if she was in a

790
00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:44,520
Speaker 3: relationship and she just didn't realize that she needed to

791
00:41:44,560 --> 00:41:47,160
Speaker 3: tell you that, then a fake number would have sufficed.

792
00:41:48,080 --> 00:41:50,480
Speaker 1: Right, Okay, Well, now's the time to get all those answers.

793
00:41:50,520 --> 00:41:52,719
Speaker 1: We're going to dial her number and double check if

794
00:41:52,719 --> 00:41:55,279
Speaker 1: it's real and then ask why she's not calling you

795
00:41:55,360 --> 00:41:56,239
Speaker 1: back to get another date?

796
00:41:56,239 --> 00:41:58,279
Speaker 10: All right, all right, thanks, Jeff.

797
00:41:58,360 --> 00:41:59,520
Speaker 9: Are you going to ask her if she wants to

798
00:41:59,520 --> 00:42:00,800
Speaker 9: invest in the fluid exchange?

799
00:42:01,080 --> 00:42:06,319
Speaker 1: Well, let's program. I'll get to that obviously. We're going

800
00:42:06,360 --> 00:42:08,080
Speaker 1: to focus on jewel in here here.

801
00:42:17,520 --> 00:42:22,200
Speaker 4: Hello, Hey is this Abby and it is yes.

802
00:42:22,480 --> 00:42:24,959
Speaker 1: Hey, iby. My name is Jeff from a morning radio

803
00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:26,440
Speaker 1: show you may or may not have heard of, called

804
00:42:26,480 --> 00:42:32,839
Speaker 1: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. Okay, right, that's that's okay.

805
00:42:33,200 --> 00:42:38,320
Speaker 2: Abby. Are we are at terminal?

806
00:42:39,800 --> 00:42:40,520
Speaker 11: You belong here?

807
00:42:41,400 --> 00:42:43,400
Speaker 1: Do you have a background in broadcasting?

808
00:42:44,719 --> 00:42:47,600
Speaker 4: I did an internship in high school.

809
00:42:50,160 --> 00:42:51,200
Speaker 1: You want to run the board.

810
00:42:51,400 --> 00:42:55,480
Speaker 3: More experience in Alexis, that's true experience.

811
00:42:56,719 --> 00:43:00,120
Speaker 1: So I don't know, it's like what's on air. I

812
00:43:00,160 --> 00:43:01,719
Speaker 1: don't know if you did this at the place where

813
00:43:01,719 --> 00:43:03,839
Speaker 1: you interned. But we have a segment on our show

814
00:43:03,880 --> 00:43:05,160
Speaker 1: called second Date Update.

815
00:43:06,719 --> 00:43:08,640
Speaker 4: No I'm not familiar with that.

816
00:43:08,920 --> 00:43:12,960
Speaker 1: Okay, Well it's pretty simple. Basically, one of our listeners

817
00:43:13,040 --> 00:43:15,200
Speaker 1: reaches out to us after they can't get a hold

818
00:43:15,239 --> 00:43:17,080
Speaker 1: of somebody they went on a date with, and they

819
00:43:17,120 --> 00:43:19,399
Speaker 1: want to know why. And you are the person we're

820
00:43:19,440 --> 00:43:21,319
Speaker 1: reaching out to because you met up with a guy

821
00:43:21,400 --> 00:43:22,759
Speaker 1: named Julian the other day.

822
00:43:24,440 --> 00:43:27,600
Speaker 2: Okay, I mean it was a quick meeting.

823
00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:31,760
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I remember, I remember Julian.

824
00:43:32,120 --> 00:43:34,960
Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, Yeah. Julian told us that he thought you're

825
00:43:35,000 --> 00:43:37,840
Speaker 1: really cute, thought that things were going well when you

826
00:43:37,880 --> 00:43:39,800
Speaker 1: were chatting with each other, and he was hoping to

827
00:43:39,800 --> 00:43:43,640
Speaker 1: see you again. He doesn't really understand why that isn't

828
00:43:43,920 --> 00:43:44,760
Speaker 1: coming to fruition.

829
00:43:45,840 --> 00:43:49,440
Speaker 4: Wait, so he's asking you to find out why I

830
00:43:49,440 --> 00:43:52,439
Speaker 4: didn't call him, right because you're not really responding to him.

831
00:43:52,920 --> 00:43:54,520
Speaker 3: Is there a reason or is it just you know,

832
00:43:54,680 --> 00:43:56,640
Speaker 3: it's only been a week, maybe you haven't had time.

833
00:43:58,920 --> 00:44:00,560
Speaker 4: I mean I saw that you called, and I've been

834
00:44:00,600 --> 00:44:02,600
Speaker 4: just kind of thinking about it. But I mean, oh,

835
00:44:02,640 --> 00:44:06,200
Speaker 4: you're like on the fence, yeah, yeah, kind of on

836
00:44:06,239 --> 00:44:07,120
Speaker 4: the fence about it.

837
00:44:07,280 --> 00:44:08,160
Speaker 3: Okay, can we.

838
00:44:08,080 --> 00:44:12,960
Speaker 1: Ask why, Like, what are you on the fence about?

839
00:44:13,280 --> 00:44:16,360
Speaker 4: Well, I don't know, like what he told you about.

840
00:44:16,560 --> 00:44:18,160
Speaker 4: Get it wasn't at date. I mean like we we

841
00:44:18,239 --> 00:44:20,920
Speaker 4: met in the line at the coffee shop. Yeah, and

842
00:44:21,600 --> 00:44:24,480
Speaker 4: the Garisa gave him his coffee for free, and she

843
00:44:24,680 --> 00:44:28,040
Speaker 4: said thank you for your work, thank you for the

844
00:44:28,080 --> 00:44:31,280
Speaker 4: work that you do. And he was he was wearing scrubs.

845
00:44:31,600 --> 00:44:34,960
Speaker 9: Oh oh okay, he's like a doctor.

846
00:44:35,920 --> 00:44:38,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I agree with the doctor ors you know,

847
00:44:38,800 --> 00:44:39,800
Speaker 4: did something in healthcare.

848
00:44:40,160 --> 00:44:42,800
Speaker 3: Okay, we didn't know that, so that's cool, Like you

849
00:44:42,800 --> 00:44:44,239
Speaker 3: wouldn't want to date somebody like that?

850
00:44:44,960 --> 00:44:46,839
Speaker 4: No, No, I mean I did think that was cool.

851
00:44:46,880 --> 00:44:49,520
Speaker 4: I thought that was definitely worth taking a couple of

852
00:44:49,520 --> 00:44:51,400
Speaker 4: minutes getting to know him better. You know, when he

853
00:44:51,440 --> 00:44:53,080
Speaker 4: was like, Kayla, you want to go sit out find

854
00:44:53,080 --> 00:44:53,840
Speaker 4: and have our coffees.

855
00:44:53,880 --> 00:44:55,440
Speaker 1: I'm in between brain surgery?

856
00:44:55,520 --> 00:44:55,680
Speaker 2: Is it?

857
00:44:55,760 --> 00:44:59,000
Speaker 3: I only have ten minutes between bad pants?

858
00:44:59,040 --> 00:45:01,120
Speaker 2: Both very you know.

859
00:45:01,360 --> 00:45:03,480
Speaker 1: I mean for most women hearing that would be the

860
00:45:03,520 --> 00:45:05,879
Speaker 1: absolute green light to definitely see them again.

861
00:45:07,400 --> 00:45:07,600
Speaker 5: Yeah.

862
00:45:07,640 --> 00:45:10,239
Speaker 4: I mean it either means he was really successful or

863
00:45:10,280 --> 00:45:12,239
Speaker 4: he's really good Hearted's like one of those two.

864
00:45:13,920 --> 00:45:15,520
Speaker 1: So where's the disconnect happening.

865
00:45:17,360 --> 00:45:19,640
Speaker 4: Well, he talked about his work a little bit, but

866
00:45:19,719 --> 00:45:21,920
Speaker 4: he was talking about like how much he loved his work,

867
00:45:22,120 --> 00:45:24,680
Speaker 4: and he was saying that sometimes he can get really

868
00:45:24,680 --> 00:45:27,240
Speaker 4: close to his patients and he just loved being able

869
00:45:27,280 --> 00:45:30,160
Speaker 4: to help his patients and make them happy. And I

870
00:45:30,200 --> 00:45:32,360
Speaker 4: was and I wass thinking, that's really really cool. I

871
00:45:32,400 --> 00:45:33,480
Speaker 4: got a great vibe from.

872
00:45:33,360 --> 00:45:35,600
Speaker 2: That medical field.

873
00:45:36,440 --> 00:45:39,719
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what I'm thinking, right, And then he asked

874
00:45:39,719 --> 00:45:41,320
Speaker 4: me for I'm my number and said he'd like to

875
00:45:41,400 --> 00:45:43,640
Speaker 4: kick me out. I gave him that, and and we

876
00:45:43,719 --> 00:45:45,879
Speaker 4: parted ways, and I was getting to my car and

877
00:45:46,120 --> 00:45:48,000
Speaker 4: I was just that look back. I was kind of

878
00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:50,719
Speaker 4: watching him, and he was walking across the street going

879
00:45:50,760 --> 00:45:54,879
Speaker 4: back into his work, and he he went into one

880
00:45:54,880 --> 00:45:57,160
Speaker 4: of those waxing salons.

881
00:45:57,719 --> 00:45:59,640
Speaker 2: Oh, like antic place, like.

882
00:46:00,120 --> 00:46:03,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, like the way they do like Brazilian, like a Brazilian.

883
00:46:05,200 --> 00:46:07,040
Speaker 4: I didn't even know those guys worst clubs.

884
00:46:07,800 --> 00:46:11,200
Speaker 3: I've never even had a male do that.

885
00:46:11,960 --> 00:46:14,400
Speaker 2: I close, he's never.

886
00:46:14,320 --> 00:46:16,319
Speaker 3: Walked out a waxing place and seen a dude.

887
00:46:16,360 --> 00:46:17,880
Speaker 1: I didn't know that was a career option.

888
00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:26,319
Speaker 4: Immediately, I thought of him saying, yeah, I get really

889
00:46:26,320 --> 00:46:28,520
Speaker 4: close to my patients and I don't.

890
00:46:28,640 --> 00:46:29,040
Speaker 3: I don't know.

891
00:46:29,120 --> 00:46:34,359
Speaker 4: That just made me go, oh, maybe he just maybe

892
00:46:34,400 --> 00:46:34,719
Speaker 4: he just.

893
00:46:34,719 --> 00:46:35,800
Speaker 2: Met physically close.

894
00:46:35,960 --> 00:46:38,160
Speaker 1: Abby. Thank you for sharing that with us, But there

895
00:46:38,200 --> 00:46:40,360
Speaker 1: is kind of an awkward part that I need to

896
00:46:40,400 --> 00:46:43,520
Speaker 1: get to here, and it's best to probably just rip

897
00:46:43,560 --> 00:46:46,439
Speaker 1: it off real quick, okay, and let you know that

898
00:46:47,120 --> 00:46:49,440
Speaker 1: Julian has actually been on the other line listening this

899
00:46:49,640 --> 00:46:51,200
Speaker 1: entire time and he wants to talk to you.

900
00:46:52,880 --> 00:46:53,080
Speaker 6: Yeah.

901
00:46:53,320 --> 00:46:56,600
Speaker 10: I mean I just think, oh, this whole hibby, Yeah,

902
00:46:56,640 --> 00:46:59,640
Speaker 10: this whole conversation. I mean, it's just so it's so

903
00:46:59,719 --> 00:47:03,680
Speaker 10: put because, you know, no legitimate profession.

904
00:47:03,960 --> 00:47:07,600
Speaker 4: Oh, I don't think anyone is say that, Yeah, I'm

905
00:47:08,480 --> 00:47:09,160
Speaker 4: being a doctor.

906
00:47:09,320 --> 00:47:11,720
Speaker 10: Frankly speaking, I mean I had to go for fourteen

907
00:47:11,760 --> 00:47:14,120
Speaker 10: hours of online webinars to get my state.

908
00:47:15,320 --> 00:47:18,000
Speaker 1: Hold on, hold on, did you just say that being

909
00:47:18,160 --> 00:47:22,200
Speaker 1: a wax technician is as legitimate as being a doctor.

910
00:47:22,840 --> 00:47:24,840
Speaker 10: Yeah, I mean, I'm very proud of my work. I

911
00:47:24,960 --> 00:47:28,520
Speaker 10: make people's lives better. And also the whole women thing.

912
00:47:28,520 --> 00:47:30,640
Speaker 10: I mean, there are men who come to our practice

913
00:47:30,640 --> 00:47:32,919
Speaker 10: as well. You know, I've seen it on I've seen

914
00:47:33,120 --> 00:47:35,239
Speaker 10: naked men as well. You know, I'm a professional.

915
00:47:37,120 --> 00:47:37,880
Speaker 1: Good for you.

916
00:47:38,880 --> 00:47:41,759
Speaker 3: Yes, we didn't mean, I mean, honestly, though, we didn't

917
00:47:41,800 --> 00:47:44,600
Speaker 3: mean to insult your profession. I think what she's saying

918
00:47:44,800 --> 00:47:48,319
Speaker 3: is that she just had one impression and then it

919
00:47:48,400 --> 00:47:50,800
Speaker 3: was just totally different, So she just needed a minute

920
00:47:50,840 --> 00:47:53,200
Speaker 3: to kind of reconcile that for a week.

921
00:47:53,400 --> 00:47:56,120
Speaker 10: Well, you know, you know, you shouldn't be making assumptions.

922
00:47:56,120 --> 00:47:57,600
Speaker 10: I mean, it's not like I said that I just

923
00:47:57,640 --> 00:47:59,760
Speaker 10: got off operating on someone's heart.

924
00:47:59,640 --> 00:47:59,799
Speaker 4: You know.

925
00:48:00,360 --> 00:48:03,440
Speaker 10: I mean, you you can assume based on things, but

926
00:48:03,520 --> 00:48:05,399
Speaker 10: you know what they say about assumptions.

927
00:48:05,760 --> 00:48:11,319
Speaker 1: Yeah, he wasn't operating on hearts. He was shaving a triangle, yeah, exactly,

928
00:48:11,400 --> 00:48:12,520
Speaker 1: which takes a lot of skill.

929
00:48:12,600 --> 00:48:13,359
Speaker 2: Could have been a landing.

930
00:48:14,800 --> 00:48:18,520
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, you need thirteen four hours of studying to

931
00:48:18,520 --> 00:48:18,920
Speaker 1: get to it.

932
00:48:19,440 --> 00:48:21,359
Speaker 10: You guys are joking about it, but it's super hard

933
00:48:21,400 --> 00:48:24,560
Speaker 10: to do. I mean, it's very sensitive that skin, that area.

934
00:48:24,920 --> 00:48:28,160
Speaker 1: You know, we're not trying to insult anybody's profession here.

935
00:48:28,200 --> 00:48:30,120
Speaker 1: We just wanted to get the two of you talking,

936
00:48:30,280 --> 00:48:33,959
Speaker 1: So Abby, why don't you talk directly to Julian here?

937
00:48:34,440 --> 00:48:38,279
Speaker 4: Okay, So I go with what they're saying, like it

938
00:48:38,360 --> 00:48:41,080
Speaker 4: was not I wasn't intending to insult your profession. I

939
00:48:41,200 --> 00:48:45,319
Speaker 4: just I think I felt a little bit misled, And

940
00:48:45,840 --> 00:48:48,360
Speaker 4: I don't know, I think maybe if you're in that, like,

941
00:48:48,560 --> 00:48:50,279
Speaker 4: that's the kind of thing that and I know we

942
00:48:50,280 --> 00:48:51,560
Speaker 4: didn't have a ton of time, but it's the kind

943
00:48:51,600 --> 00:48:52,520
Speaker 4: of thing that would be good to know.

944
00:48:53,320 --> 00:48:56,440
Speaker 10: I mean, honestly, grow up, like seriously, grow up.

945
00:48:58,400 --> 00:48:59,160
Speaker 2: I kind of agree with.

946
00:48:59,200 --> 00:48:59,759
Speaker 3: Him on that line.

947
00:48:59,800 --> 00:49:00,719
Speaker 1: What are you talking about?

948
00:49:00,719 --> 00:49:02,839
Speaker 3: I mean, it's just like if you see it every day,

949
00:49:02,880 --> 00:49:05,440
Speaker 3: it's not like he's looking at it in a sexual way.

950
00:49:05,320 --> 00:49:08,000
Speaker 2: Like body part exactly. I agree with him on that,

951
00:49:08,160 --> 00:49:09,480
Speaker 2: just on that piece, like no.

952
00:49:09,320 --> 00:49:11,239
Speaker 9: No, no, I look it up every day and it

953
00:49:11,360 --> 00:49:13,160
Speaker 9: is never getting old.

954
00:49:14,080 --> 00:49:16,560
Speaker 2: It is the purpose. The intent is different.

955
00:49:16,680 --> 00:49:19,520
Speaker 1: I heard that Abbey was impressed with what he can do.

956
00:49:19,560 --> 00:49:20,040
Speaker 1: Isn't that right?

957
00:49:20,480 --> 00:49:23,040
Speaker 4: Actually didn't say impressed, it said I felt a little misled.

958
00:49:23,120 --> 00:49:25,560
Speaker 1: Well, those are mostly the same letters in those.

959
00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:31,160
Speaker 10: The same Well, you know, I guess I should start

960
00:49:31,280 --> 00:49:32,680
Speaker 10: putting it on my forehead that I.

961
00:49:32,680 --> 00:49:35,480
Speaker 6: Wax like you.

962
00:49:35,800 --> 00:49:39,319
Speaker 10: Oh yes, it's because she's my customer. That's why she

963
00:49:39,320 --> 00:49:40,200
Speaker 10: gave me the free drink.

964
00:49:42,520 --> 00:49:45,760
Speaker 1: So much sense a satisfied customer, clearly.

965
00:49:45,560 --> 00:49:49,520
Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, five stars.

966
00:49:50,640 --> 00:49:51,880
Speaker 1: And he can wax stars.

967
00:49:51,960 --> 00:49:53,560
Speaker 2: I maybe get your number after this.

968
00:49:53,760 --> 00:49:59,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, we can all. Let's all get waxed together hands.

969
00:50:01,440 --> 00:50:03,560
Speaker 1: We'll do a morning show wax and put it up.

970
00:50:03,440 --> 00:50:06,200
Speaker 9: On the Brook and Jeff's going to take a lot

971
00:50:06,239 --> 00:50:06,960
Speaker 9: longer than your.

972
00:50:10,320 --> 00:50:11,880
Speaker 5: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

973
00:50:13,160 --> 00:50:17,200
Speaker 1: We were at an awards ceremony recently hosting where Brooke

974
00:50:17,239 --> 00:50:21,160
Speaker 1: decided to thank everybody even though we weren't winning anything.

975
00:50:21,239 --> 00:50:21,640
Speaker 5: That night.

976
00:50:21,840 --> 00:50:25,960
Speaker 2: I thought it was really nice. I appreciated everybody happy

977
00:50:26,239 --> 00:50:26,520
Speaker 2: in this.

978
00:50:27,160 --> 00:50:27,359
Speaker 6: Well.

979
00:50:27,440 --> 00:50:30,080
Speaker 1: Today I'd like to thank the most important person in

980
00:50:30,120 --> 00:50:33,680
Speaker 1: my life. The big shout out to my ear nose

981
00:50:33,760 --> 00:50:40,439
Speaker 1: and throat doc, doctor Jacobs. Huh, doctor j you do

982
00:50:40,600 --> 00:50:43,680
Speaker 1: incredible work for me. I don't know why I have

983
00:50:43,760 --> 00:50:46,600
Speaker 1: to keep going back every week for the intensive throat

984
00:50:46,719 --> 00:50:51,240
Speaker 1: maintenance plan, or why you don't work in a real clinic.

985
00:50:51,560 --> 00:50:52,600
Speaker 11: Yeah, that's not good.

986
00:50:52,680 --> 00:50:53,880
Speaker 2: Do you even have allergies?

987
00:50:54,560 --> 00:50:57,440
Speaker 1: Why you don't use you know, officially licensed tools?

988
00:50:57,640 --> 00:50:58,359
Speaker 2: Huh?

989
00:50:59,840 --> 00:51:02,880
Speaker 1: You better bbb about you know what? I trust you?

990
00:51:03,239 --> 00:51:04,719
Speaker 1: Do you even if you make the.

991
00:51:04,719 --> 00:51:07,319
Speaker 3: News at this one, I'm just gonna don't even argue him.

992
00:51:07,440 --> 00:51:11,200
Speaker 1: Or if you get arrested, we're both I would be

993
00:51:11,520 --> 00:51:12,399
Speaker 1: by your side.

994
00:51:12,440 --> 00:51:13,200
Speaker 2: Did you fail him?

995
00:51:14,960 --> 00:51:17,960
Speaker 1: I would like to dedicate my brand new song of

996
00:51:18,000 --> 00:51:21,440
Speaker 1: the week to him. Coming up after I swallow this

997
00:51:21,520 --> 00:51:27,960
Speaker 1: pineapple hole, here we go. It is time for my

998
00:51:28,160 --> 00:51:32,880
Speaker 1: song of the week. And of course this weekend is

999
00:51:33,120 --> 00:51:41,799
Speaker 1: Easter aka Resurrection Sunday aka the Hoppening aka candy for

1000
00:51:41,920 --> 00:51:47,560
Speaker 1: Christian's Only Day. And I've heard people mention what they

1001
00:51:47,640 --> 00:51:50,240
Speaker 1: like to eat on Easter, whether it's like a special

1002
00:51:50,320 --> 00:51:54,320
Speaker 1: ham or some sort of scalloped Jesus potato with eggs.

1003
00:51:57,239 --> 00:51:59,799
Speaker 1: I don't know anything about it, but it sounds delicious.

1004
00:52:00,360 --> 00:52:02,560
Speaker 1: The thing is, we all know the number one food

1005
00:52:02,600 --> 00:52:05,120
Speaker 1: of choice for Easter, though, is sugar.

1006
00:52:05,560 --> 00:52:09,920
Speaker 9: Yay eggs, even the ham around.

1007
00:52:10,320 --> 00:52:12,960
Speaker 3: Why do Reese's hit so much better when their egg shaped?

1008
00:52:14,280 --> 00:52:16,880
Speaker 1: Something about it? That's the thing. The last several weeks,

1009
00:52:16,920 --> 00:52:19,600
Speaker 1: all the stores have been stocked with all kinds of

1010
00:52:19,680 --> 00:52:22,600
Speaker 1: yummy Easter treats. They got the chocolate bunnies and the

1011
00:52:22,719 --> 00:52:26,359
Speaker 1: jelly beans and the Reese's peanut butter eggs. But out

1012
00:52:26,360 --> 00:52:30,000
Speaker 1: of all the Easter goodies, there is one that stands

1013
00:52:30,040 --> 00:52:37,799
Speaker 1: alone as the runt of the Easter litter. Talking about peeps,

1014
00:52:38,000 --> 00:52:42,440
Speaker 1: those weird, sugary little bird shaped things.

1015
00:52:43,160 --> 00:52:44,560
Speaker 2: Every flavor ever too.

1016
00:52:44,480 --> 00:52:46,160
Speaker 3: They don't even really taste like marshmallow.

1017
00:52:46,200 --> 00:52:49,480
Speaker 1: I don't know, I'm thinking. I know people buy them,

1018
00:52:50,040 --> 00:52:54,480
Speaker 1: millions do every year, but does anybody actually enjoy them?

1019
00:52:54,640 --> 00:52:55,799
Speaker 2: My kids won't even eat them.

1020
00:52:55,920 --> 00:52:59,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, I personally don't know anybody who actually will confess

1021
00:53:00,080 --> 00:53:01,239
Speaker 1: to putting it inside of them.

1022
00:53:01,640 --> 00:53:04,200
Speaker 9: One person one time in my stream talked about it,

1023
00:53:04,200 --> 00:53:05,160
Speaker 9: but I think they were lying.

1024
00:53:05,400 --> 00:53:10,960
Speaker 1: Yeah. In fact, I feel like peeps don't even like themselves.

1025
00:53:11,719 --> 00:53:11,919
Speaker 12: Sad.

1026
00:53:14,960 --> 00:53:17,600
Speaker 1: It's true. They feel like the social outcasts of the

1027
00:53:17,680 --> 00:53:21,120
Speaker 1: candy world, and I do feel sorry for them because

1028
00:53:21,200 --> 00:53:22,960
Speaker 1: just imagine what it must be like to be a

1029
00:53:23,040 --> 00:53:25,640
Speaker 1: peep sitting on a shelf in a store, waiting for

1030
00:53:25,680 --> 00:53:31,040
Speaker 1: somebody to come along and pick you, but instead you're

1031
00:53:31,040 --> 00:53:33,319
Speaker 1: the ones walking by with your children going to the

1032
00:53:33,360 --> 00:53:36,759
Speaker 1: Reese's Eggs right next to it. So I felt like

1033
00:53:36,880 --> 00:53:40,400
Speaker 1: the peeps deserve a song that captures the heartache and

1034
00:53:40,440 --> 00:53:43,919
Speaker 1: the pain that they must feel every Easter. That's why,

1035
00:53:43,960 --> 00:53:48,400
Speaker 1: instead of singing radioheads, I'm a creep, it's you, Jeffreys,

1036
00:53:48,640 --> 00:53:54,759
Speaker 1: I'm a peep, absolutely hated. Okay, I'm going a point.

1037
00:53:54,760 --> 00:53:57,240
Speaker 1: When I'm ready, Here we go points.

1038
00:54:05,800 --> 00:54:10,120
Speaker 13: Rice check on a boxable fat soaps, rice check on

1039
00:54:10,200 --> 00:54:10,640
Speaker 13: a box.

1040
00:54:11,920 --> 00:54:15,080
Speaker 1: Oh, never mind it, they're just saving.

1041
00:54:16,239 --> 00:54:23,920
Speaker 12: They sum me at the drug store, by the cleaning supplies.

1042
00:54:26,480 --> 00:54:33,320
Speaker 1: I'm pastel in pastay from the chemical dive.

1043
00:54:36,800 --> 00:54:47,279
Speaker 12: My robbery texture, it feels wrong in your mouth. My

1044
00:54:47,440 --> 00:54:57,879
Speaker 12: flavor is terrible. I wish I was camel, but.

1045
00:54:58,000 --> 00:54:59,040
Speaker 2: I'm up.

1046
00:55:03,200 --> 00:55:05,239
Speaker 11: A march meal.

1047
00:55:07,719 --> 00:55:10,000
Speaker 10: Take a bite out of my rage.

1048
00:55:13,280 --> 00:55:19,640
Speaker 1: It's worse than a warm bed. I look just like

1049
00:55:19,760 --> 00:55:30,440
Speaker 1: a bird from some nuclear tests. My whole body. Email

1050
00:55:30,760 --> 00:55:38,160
Speaker 1: T is now my next in marchest.

1051
00:55:39,480 --> 00:55:47,160
Speaker 12: I have no nutrasure, just a hot blob of corss.

1052
00:55:49,960 --> 00:55:58,359
Speaker 12: I'm barely digestible. I'd rather be vegetable.

1053
00:56:00,280 --> 00:56:01,959
Speaker 1: Because I'm up.

1054
00:56:05,719 --> 00:56:06,560
Speaker 5: A fungi.

1055
00:56:10,600 --> 00:56:17,440
Speaker 1: There's no catberry cream in it. I'm more tragic than

1056
00:56:17,600 --> 00:56:42,719
Speaker 1: shakeber Oin again the stream and saying yuh yuh, yuh yuh.

1057
00:56:52,320 --> 00:56:52,799
Speaker 5: What's a.

1058
00:57:02,760 --> 00:57:10,080
Speaker 1: I wish I was a bun with those chocolate eas.

1059
00:57:13,040 --> 00:57:22,000
Speaker 14: I taste so exceptional, But instead I'm on special three

1060
00:57:22,120 --> 00:57:24,480
Speaker 14: for one because I'm up.

1061
00:57:28,560 --> 00:57:40,080
Speaker 1: Just moltenugl shaped like a pup emoji. Why won't you

1062
00:57:40,440 --> 00:57:44,920
Speaker 1: eat me? Someone?

1063
00:57:45,160 --> 00:57:46,680
Speaker 4: Please eat me?

1064
00:57:49,240 --> 00:57:55,960
Speaker 3: Job Jeffery, man, it is it just still doesn't sound edible,

1065
00:57:56,680 --> 00:57:58,880
Speaker 3: you know, even with all the sympathy.

1066
00:57:59,120 --> 00:58:02,080
Speaker 9: I had someone I remember try us peeping a s'more

1067
00:58:02,120 --> 00:58:03,000
Speaker 9: and it's still didn't work.

1068
00:58:03,120 --> 00:58:05,640
Speaker 3: Oh god, I saw somebody make one on TikTok the

1069
00:58:05,720 --> 00:58:06,080
Speaker 3: other day.

1070
00:58:06,120 --> 00:58:09,560
Speaker 2: They did rice Crispy treats by melting peace. Oh yeah,

1071
00:58:09,760 --> 00:58:10,520
Speaker 2: it looked gross.

1072
00:58:10,680 --> 00:58:13,600
Speaker 1: Yea, yeah, just the crime against food.

1073
00:58:13,760 --> 00:58:14,800
Speaker 5: It is. It is.

1074
00:58:14,880 --> 00:58:16,040
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, Pete, but our.

1075
00:58:16,000 --> 00:58:18,000
Speaker 1: Hearts go out to you. All the peaches out there.

1076
00:58:17,960 --> 00:58:19,520
Speaker 2: Please take and sing that song together.

1077
00:58:19,600 --> 00:58:20,040
Speaker 1: I think sure.

1078
00:58:20,040 --> 00:58:21,160
Speaker 2: I'm in the grocery store.

1079
00:58:21,080 --> 00:58:24,120
Speaker 1: Just rocking out. Sure textan seventy eight five nine two

1080
00:58:24,400 --> 00:58:26,160
Speaker 1: tell us what you thought about the song of the week.

1081
00:58:26,680 --> 00:58:28,320
Speaker 1: If your heart goes out to all the peeps, We're

1082
00:58:28,360 --> 00:58:30,520
Speaker 1: gonna post the video up on our socials at Brook

1083
00:58:30,560 --> 00:58:33,040
Speaker 1: and Jeffrey, on our YouTube and our TikTok Instagram, all

1084
00:58:33,080 --> 00:58:36,360
Speaker 1: of it. Happy Easter, everybody, enjoy your good candies. We

1085
00:58:36,440 --> 00:58:38,040
Speaker 1: got your phone tap coming up right.

1086
00:58:38,000 --> 00:58:47,960
Speaker 5: After this, Brook and Jeffrey. In the morning, we.

1087
00:58:48,040 --> 00:58:50,919
Speaker 1: Got Koalani from Auburn back on the phone. The last

1088
00:58:50,960 --> 00:58:53,320
Speaker 1: time that she played you, she tied Brooke.

1089
00:58:53,520 --> 00:58:54,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, I remember Kalani.

1090
00:58:54,840 --> 00:58:59,080
Speaker 1: So Coloni, welcome back to the show. Hi, Good Beyond.

1091
00:58:59,440 --> 00:59:01,840
Speaker 10: Do you remember the terror Rene I gave you that

1092
00:59:01,920 --> 00:59:03,920
Speaker 10: said that you were drunk. Is that what you remember?

1093
00:59:05,280 --> 00:59:07,120
Speaker 3: I forgot about that because I was drunk.

1094
00:59:07,600 --> 00:59:10,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, but now remember that's because her side job is

1095
00:59:10,720 --> 00:59:12,080
Speaker 1: working as a tarot.

1096
00:59:11,800 --> 00:59:14,920
Speaker 2: Reader, and I know my job is drinking wine.

1097
00:59:15,240 --> 00:59:15,439
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1098
00:59:16,240 --> 00:59:18,560
Speaker 1: We want we want to get a reading, Kilani on

1099
00:59:18,800 --> 00:59:21,800
Speaker 1: Jose's sample that he dropped off at the clinic today.

1100
00:59:21,840 --> 00:59:23,360
Speaker 1: We want to know what the reading is going to do,

1101
00:59:23,520 --> 00:59:25,240
Speaker 1: So don't give me bad news. We're gonna get that

1102
00:59:25,480 --> 00:59:28,840
Speaker 1: after we play the game. So we have a little

1103
00:59:28,920 --> 00:59:32,760
Speaker 1: drama suspense while Brook leaves the studio. And while that happens, Kilani,

1104
00:59:32,800 --> 00:59:34,800
Speaker 1: you know how the game works. Thirty seconds on the

1105
00:59:34,840 --> 00:59:36,760
Speaker 1: clock to answer as many questions as possible. If you

1106
00:59:36,800 --> 00:59:38,320
Speaker 1: don't know when, you could say pass. But you have

1107
00:59:38,400 --> 00:59:40,479
Speaker 1: to beat Brooke outright to win. Are you ready?

1108
00:59:41,080 --> 00:59:41,280
Speaker 7: Yes?

1109
00:59:41,520 --> 00:59:45,120
Speaker 1: Good luck? Time starts now. In the twenty tens. What

1110
00:59:45,480 --> 00:59:49,840
Speaker 1: year did streaming music services first overtake worldwide sales of CDs?

1111
00:59:51,920 --> 00:59:53,960
Speaker 1: Name the room in the house where most fires are

1112
00:59:54,000 --> 00:59:58,480
Speaker 1: started kitchen In the story The Lion, the Witch and

1113
00:59:58,520 --> 01:00:01,200
Speaker 1: the Wardrobe, what is the name of the lion.

1114
01:00:04,080 --> 01:00:07,040
Speaker 10: As land as We're.

1115
01:00:06,880 --> 01:00:09,720
Speaker 1: Gonna We're gonna take that. What brand of chip translates

1116
01:00:09,760 --> 01:00:11,680
Speaker 1: to little golden things in Spanish?

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01:00:16,120 --> 01:00:17,160
Speaker 4: I didn't I didn't hear.

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01:00:17,360 --> 01:00:19,200
Speaker 10: I didn't hear the first part of the questions, so I.

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01:00:19,280 --> 01:00:21,400
Speaker 1: Was still saying the last. Let me let me repeat

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01:00:21,440 --> 01:00:24,880
Speaker 1: it for you. What brand of chip translates to little

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01:00:24,960 --> 01:00:30,920
Speaker 1: golden things in Spanish? Oh? Uh, freds Okay, we got

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01:00:30,960 --> 01:00:35,080
Speaker 1: your answer, and good work, Kilanie. Now we're still holding

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01:00:35,120 --> 01:00:36,760
Speaker 1: off on Jose's tarot reading.

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01:00:36,880 --> 01:00:38,120
Speaker 11: In the meantime, I.

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01:00:38,240 --> 01:00:41,560
Speaker 1: Learned on my phone screen here that you have three kids.

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Speaker 1: I do Do you ever do their tarot reading? Do

1127
01:00:44,960 --> 01:00:46,040
Speaker 1: you ever read their futures?

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01:00:46,840 --> 01:00:47,800
Speaker 4: I do?

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01:00:48,520 --> 01:00:49,520
Speaker 11: Do you ever play games?

1130
01:00:49,560 --> 01:00:54,040
Speaker 1: And just be like I see a bedtime car in

1131
01:00:54,080 --> 01:00:56,320
Speaker 1: the future. You could even launch a whole like family

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01:00:56,480 --> 01:00:57,360
Speaker 1: reading business.

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01:01:00,280 --> 01:01:03,480
Speaker 10: I came out with a tower themed deck in twenty twenty,

1134
01:01:03,640 --> 01:01:05,240
Speaker 10: because you know it makes sense.

1135
01:01:05,080 --> 01:01:06,840
Speaker 2: To is that a tower is tower card.

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01:01:06,920 --> 01:01:09,360
Speaker 1: Bad towers are bad, towers are not good? How do

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01:01:09,400 --> 01:01:11,640
Speaker 1: you know all this, Je, How do you know I'm

1138
01:01:11,640 --> 01:01:14,800
Speaker 1: going to be in on the family reading later? Klan's

1139
01:01:14,800 --> 01:01:17,760
Speaker 1: adopting me, Jeff, You're like you sockovin coming.

1140
01:01:19,040 --> 01:01:20,160
Speaker 2: From the tower over.

1141
01:01:20,240 --> 01:01:22,160
Speaker 4: I'll give you snacks. I got snacks at my house.

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01:01:22,280 --> 01:01:25,720
Speaker 1: Okay, you first, we got to ask Brooks some questions, right, yep,

1143
01:01:25,920 --> 01:01:29,120
Speaker 1: time starts now. In the twenty tens. What year did

1144
01:01:29,200 --> 01:01:33,400
Speaker 1: streaming music services first overtake worldwide sales of CDs?

1145
01:01:33,560 --> 01:01:35,320
Speaker 3: Oh, my gosh, in the twenty tens. I'm gonna go

1146
01:01:35,600 --> 01:01:36,760
Speaker 3: twenty seventeen.

1147
01:01:37,240 --> 01:01:39,800
Speaker 1: Name the room in the house where most fires are

1148
01:01:39,840 --> 01:01:42,960
Speaker 1: started kitchen in the story The Lion, the Witch and

1149
01:01:43,000 --> 01:01:45,400
Speaker 1: the Wardrobe. What is the name of the lion?

1150
01:01:45,920 --> 01:01:48,080
Speaker 2: Uh Narnia?

1151
01:01:49,040 --> 01:01:53,040
Speaker 1: What brand of chip translates to little golden things in Spanish?

1152
01:01:54,680 --> 01:01:55,240
Speaker 2: Doritos?

1153
01:01:55,680 --> 01:01:57,320
Speaker 1: How many teams are in the NFL?

1154
01:01:58,040 --> 01:02:04,800
Speaker 2: The NFL two? No, sixth? Sure it's not that many.

1155
01:02:04,960 --> 01:02:10,960
Speaker 1: We're going your first answer. I guess that's Politician of

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01:02:11,000 --> 01:02:12,600
Speaker 1: wind Brooks bucks today. But we're gonna go to the

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01:02:12,600 --> 01:02:15,240
Speaker 1: scoreboard to see the score with Jose catch me off.

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01:02:15,600 --> 01:02:16,240
Speaker 5: How about day?

1159
01:02:16,680 --> 01:02:21,320
Speaker 1: Get you outside? Yeah, sketch you outside? I love doctor Phil.

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01:02:21,760 --> 01:02:26,480
Speaker 9: I'm klanni. You got to correct today? Yeah, and hope

1161
01:02:26,560 --> 01:02:27,800
Speaker 9: that my reading is curable.

1162
01:02:27,880 --> 01:02:31,120
Speaker 2: I don't know, I'm predicting. I didn't get that colony

1163
01:02:31,320 --> 01:02:32,880
Speaker 2: and brook You're right, feel good.

1164
01:02:32,920 --> 01:02:38,280
Speaker 1: You did not get too. You got three oh man,

1165
01:02:38,960 --> 01:02:40,560
Speaker 1: outright win for Brook today.

1166
01:02:41,080 --> 01:02:43,320
Speaker 3: Karate, your tower was a little bit bigger than mine.

1167
01:02:43,360 --> 01:02:47,760
Speaker 1: Apparently are smaller because a bad Let's just leave the

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01:02:47,840 --> 01:02:51,000
Speaker 1: terror to hers. The answer is in the twenty ten's

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01:02:51,200 --> 01:02:55,160
Speaker 1: music streaming services first overtook worldwide sales of CDs in

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01:02:55,280 --> 01:02:56,280
Speaker 1: twenty eighteen.

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Speaker 7: Ye.

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01:02:57,040 --> 01:02:57,400
Speaker 5: Wow.

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01:02:58,560 --> 01:03:00,680
Speaker 1: The room in the house were most fires started is

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01:03:00,960 --> 01:03:01,480
Speaker 1: the kitchen.

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01:03:01,880 --> 01:03:02,720
Speaker 2: Welcome to my house.

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01:03:02,960 --> 01:03:06,040
Speaker 1: Shocked if it was like any other room room, it's

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01:03:06,040 --> 01:03:09,280
Speaker 1: like quit lighting all these candles. Oh, I thought friction.

1178
01:03:10,600 --> 01:03:12,800
Speaker 1: In the story the Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe,

1179
01:03:13,040 --> 01:03:14,400
Speaker 1: name of the lion is Aslan.

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01:03:14,840 --> 01:03:16,080
Speaker 11: We gave you that Kilani.

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01:03:16,160 --> 01:03:17,560
Speaker 7: Good job, thank you. Yeah.

1182
01:03:17,720 --> 01:03:19,760
Speaker 1: The brand of trip that translates the little Golden things

1183
01:03:19,840 --> 01:03:22,440
Speaker 1: is Doritos. And there are thirty two teams in the

1184
01:03:22,600 --> 01:03:29,520
Speaker 1: NFL book. Good answered, it wasn't enough to win, but

1185
01:03:29,680 --> 01:03:32,040
Speaker 1: just for playing, we are giving you some free Brooke

1186
01:03:32,120 --> 01:03:35,600
Speaker 1: and Jeffrey swag. Wow, and just real quick, what's Jose's

1187
01:03:35,600 --> 01:03:37,640
Speaker 1: a clinic reading gonna be? So?

1188
01:03:37,840 --> 01:03:42,280
Speaker 4: Jose? I pulled the ace of lawns for you.

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01:03:43,120 --> 01:03:43,760
Speaker 2: What does that mean?

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01:03:44,360 --> 01:03:44,959
Speaker 10: That's good?

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01:03:45,520 --> 01:03:47,400
Speaker 4: It's it's a positive card.

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01:03:47,960 --> 01:03:49,320
Speaker 1: Oh, I'm positive?

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01:03:50,960 --> 01:03:53,720
Speaker 11: WOWT was am I too?

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01:03:54,640 --> 01:03:55,720
Speaker 5: Yeah? Positive?

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01:03:55,840 --> 01:03:56,320
Speaker 11: I knew it.

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01:03:56,520 --> 01:03:57,000
Speaker 5: I knew it.

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01:03:57,120 --> 01:03:57,400
Speaker 7: Guys.

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01:03:58,080 --> 01:04:00,640
Speaker 3: For that, there's weeknails.

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Speaker 1: Thank you for playing killan to make sure you come

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01:04:03,120 --> 01:04:05,560
Speaker 1: back and do it again. We'll be back today windbrooks

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01:04:05,560 --> 01:04:06,480
Speaker 1: Bock the same time on

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Speaker 5: Monday, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,