Speaker 1: Breaking news. It's the Jewel Show. This is crazy.
Speaker 2: Elon Musk has just announced that he's solved the global
Speaker 2: climate change crisis. Apparently he's got a new technology that
Speaker 2: harnesses the anger of anybody who encounters one of those
Speaker 2: cyber trucks on the road, and you can power the
Speaker 2: entire world with it until one day. I can see.
Speaker 3: It's a lot of energy.
Speaker 2: See how easy it is to make a fake news headline,
Speaker 2: and that's why Real News or Fake News is coming
Speaker 2: up next. I give you a news headline and you
Speaker 2: can figure out whether it's real news or fake news.
Speaker 2: It's harder than you think, and we'll do it right
Speaker 2: after this. It's the Jewel Show. This just in out
Speaker 2: of Pennsylvania. A criminal farted so loudly that he gave
Speaker 2: away his hiding place when police were.
Speaker 1: Looking for him. That is absolutely a real news story. Goods,
Speaker 1: it's time for.
Speaker 2: Real news or Fake News segment, where we give you
Speaker 2: a news headline and you have to figure out whether
Speaker 2: it's real or fake. Oh, it's a lot harder than
Speaker 2: it sounds, but yes, that's from a story or a
Speaker 2: local sheriff's department in Pennsylvania. We're tracking down a guy
Speaker 2: and apparently he was so scared he's had it tude
Speaker 2: out that gave him away.
Speaker 1: A man, don't you careful what you eat.
Speaker 2: I'll give you a headline and you can see if
Speaker 2: you can tell whether it's a real news or fake news.
Speaker 2: Canadian zoo fine after taking bear out for ice cream?
Speaker 2: Aw is that a real news story or a fake
Speaker 2: news story? Man?
Speaker 3: I want to say it's real, because how cute would
Speaker 3: that be?
Speaker 1: The bear just wanted to have some fun.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna say real, just because I want to.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say real. Everybody knows bears are lactose intolerant.
Speaker 1: This is not real. No, that is.
Speaker 2: Canadian Zoo took a bear out for ice cream and
Speaker 2: they got fined for it.
Speaker 3: Wait why'd they get fine? You know, from the zoo
Speaker 3: or from the ice cream place or just in general.
Speaker 1: I'm not sure.
Speaker 2: I don't have the full story on why they got fined,
Speaker 2: but I guess you can't take a bear out for
Speaker 2: ice cream. You can't take them out in public, probably
Speaker 2: a danger. It's real news or fake news. I give
Speaker 2: you a news headline and you have to figure out
Speaker 2: if you can tell if it's a real news story.
Speaker 1: Or a fake news story.
Speaker 2: Elderly woman trains sixty five cats to steal from her neighbors.
Speaker 1: Real or fake.
Speaker 4: That is so cute. I'm gonna say fake. I don't
Speaker 4: think cats pay attention that much, do they. They're smart cats,
Speaker 4: Like I didn't say they're not smart. I just think
Speaker 4: they like to do whatever they want, not what the
Speaker 4: lady wants.
Speaker 3: That's true.
Speaker 4: Someone to say not real, not real, I'm gonna say
Speaker 4: they as.
Speaker 1: Well say that's fake. We're just so brad. I say
Speaker 1: this is real.
Speaker 5: There is no doubt in this beautiful country of ours
Speaker 5: that people will work harder at stealing things than they
Speaker 5: will let burning.
Speaker 1: That's accurate. It is very accurate. It's also a fake
Speaker 1: news story.
Speaker 2: Oh people did believe it though on social media and
Speaker 2: somebody posted it.
Speaker 3: You's got to remember cats are shady.
Speaker 2: Man. Here's another headline. It's real, real news verus fake news.
Speaker 2: I give you a news headline and you have to
Speaker 2: see if you can tell whether it's a real news
Speaker 2: story or a fake news story that people believe. This week,
Speaker 2: skittles used instead of salt to help clear ice and
Speaker 2: snow from roads in Canada.
Speaker 1: Is that is out of Canada too, where the bear
Speaker 1: story was real.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna say real. Then I'm gonna go with real.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna take a happy place.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna it was fake.
Speaker 3: How does skills gonna help clear the road?
Speaker 1: I don't know. For action Pictoy says fake, pretty spread,
Speaker 1: make it sticky.
Speaker 5: Everyone knows Canada loves a good color of the rainbow
Speaker 5: type moment.
Speaker 2: It is real, That is fake. That exactly didn't happen,
Speaker 2: but you can believe it would happen in Canada. If anywhere,
Speaker 2: if anywhere was going to try to clean up the
Speaker 2: snow of skittles, it'd be Canada.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because it's a ice up there. It feels like
Speaker 3: the story is out of China Canadan rainbows.
Speaker 2: Sleeping Man tweets for help from massage chair after getting trapped.
Speaker 1: Is that real or fake?
Speaker 4: I'm gonna say real just because because but how Yeah,
Speaker 4: I'm gonna say real to just people.
Speaker 2: Art Victoria's saying real. Nina says a real producer, Brad,
Speaker 2: Is that real or fake?
Speaker 1: Because I believe multitasking is not real?
Speaker 5: Wow, you cannot sleep and tweet at the same time.
Speaker 1: This is a fake story. This is a real news story. Yeah,
Speaker 1: of China.
Speaker 4: Dang it.
Speaker 2: A man used China social media to seek assistance after
Speaker 2: becoming stuck in his massage chair. I don't know how
Speaker 2: you get stuck in the massage chair.
Speaker 4: You've got a big head, got stuck in like the
Speaker 4: whole You know where you seek your base?
Speaker 1: WHOA what.
Speaker 2: Do you know?
Speaker 3: What I'm talking about?
Speaker 2: Real news or fake news? I give you a news
Speaker 2: headline and you can see if you can tell if
Speaker 2: it's a real news story or a fake news story.
Speaker 2: It's a lot harder than it sounds. Here's another headline.
Speaker 2: Ryan Air flight grounded after stoneway cat found in planes'
Speaker 2: electrical bay. Did a cat cause a plane to be grounded?
Speaker 2: They would do that? They're shading.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna say yes.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say.
Speaker 3: Real because I've seen a lot of videos where it this.
Speaker 4: Passengers will bring cats on planes and they'll pass out
Speaker 4: and their cat will just kind of start walking around everywhere.
Speaker 1: And can see that pretty brad.
Speaker 5: If anyone's going to mismanage cats on an airplane, it's
Speaker 5: gonna be Ryan Air. I feel is this is a
Speaker 5: real story. I've never even heard of Ryan Air. The
Speaker 5: Spirit of Europe.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, Okay, okay, that's right away. This is my
Speaker 1: my airline. I'm Ryan. This is a real news story.
Speaker 2: Yeah, a Ryanair flight was delayed for two days in Rome,
Speaker 2: two days after a cat was discovered in the aircraft's
Speaker 2: electrical bay.
Speaker 1: What do they do? Keep knocking water off the table
Speaker 1: on the electro.
Speaker 2: Kept swiping at it. I don't know if the cat
Speaker 2: was okay, but reel or fake? I give you a
Speaker 2: new said line. You have to see if you can
Speaker 2: tell whether it's a real new story or a fake
Speaker 2: news story. Congress accidentally pass this bill that they didn't read,
Speaker 2: a national nap time policy. This story went viral this week.
Speaker 2: Is it real or fake? I'm gonna say fake.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna say real. I did hear about it.
Speaker 4: I didn't know when we're supposed to be taking naps,
Speaker 4: because if there was that, I would be utilizing that time.
Speaker 2: Fake, Victorious says, I say, real, Yeah, I would believe
Speaker 2: this one yeah percent with our congress.
Speaker 5: Yeah, well, it's because they packed so many things into
Speaker 5: these bills, Like some sneaky congress person was like, maybe
Speaker 5: for a naptime.
Speaker 1: And here nobody reads these things. Yeah, so I say
Speaker 1: it's a real story. And if so, it's naptime. It's
Speaker 1: actually surprisingly what I know. I would have believed that.
Speaker 1: I would have thought that was real hundred percent.
Speaker 4: I just think it would have already been put into
Speaker 4: action right away.
Speaker 3: Not only want don't do that.
Speaker 2: It'd be the only thing political that everybody could agree on,
Speaker 2: it says, well, but lawmakers do pass bills they haven't
Speaker 2: fully read. Hey, nationwide mandatory nap time would not get
Speaker 2: through without massive debate.
Speaker 3: I'm surprised we haven't done that yet, though.
Speaker 4: You know how Europe does it with those Siestas or Spain,
Speaker 4: I guess especially, and they're living good.
Speaker 1: They do it right. I mean they're not a global superpower,
Speaker 1: but that's fine.
Speaker 2: Why, yes, here's another headline. I give you a news headline,
Speaker 2: and you have to tell me whether you think it's
Speaker 2: real news or fake news. Turkish woman establishes world record
Speaker 2: for most watermelons crushed with her thighs.
Speaker 1: Real, Nina says, real, real, Victoria. I think this is real.
Speaker 3: But why is this a world record? And it's hard?
Speaker 3: Have you ever tried to sqush a watermelon with your thighs?
Speaker 1: No? So hard? Have you?
Speaker 3: Yes? Many times?
Speaker 1: Many times?
Speaker 5: Inside knowledge on this. I actually hold this world record.
Speaker 5: So this is a fake story.
Speaker 3: Wow, okay, so you try to do it. The pumpkin
Speaker 3: didn't work.
Speaker 1: That's two different fruits. Is it real or fake?
Speaker 2: Turkish woman establishes the world record for most watermelons crushed
Speaker 2: with her thighs.
Speaker 1: I'm curious it is real.
Speaker 2: Turkish woman set a world record by crushing five watermelons
Speaker 2: within sixty seconds using only.
Speaker 1: Her five and sixty seconds.
Speaker 2: Five watermelons sixty seconds. Five unimpressive in sixty seconds. What's
Speaker 2: her name?