Speaker 1: Second date update today, we actually have a repeat customer
Speaker 1: for a second date update. Okay, So I just don't
Speaker 1: think things are going very well for that. Then, well,
Speaker 1: he called in about five months ago, okay, when he
Speaker 1: got side eyed during sushi by another woman that he ghosted.
Speaker 1: I remember that, I do. Well. I guess we couldn't
Speaker 1: get him another date there. But apparently there's a new
Speaker 1: lady who's caught his attention and he wants our help again.
Speaker 1: So we're welcoming back, Brian, Brian, welcome back, man. You
Speaker 1: must really have faith in us for someone. Yes, I'm
Speaker 1: believing you. Guys, I'm believing you. Okay. I feel like
Speaker 1: we cursed your love life and you're just stuck with
Speaker 1: us now. He's like, I'm trying other morning shows, but
Speaker 1: you're the only ones that like me. Actually I emailed
Speaker 1: all of them, but yeah, the only one that responded. Yeah. Well,
Speaker 1: we have a very low standard too, so welcome back
Speaker 1: and get emails. Tell us about the girl that you
Speaker 1: met this time. What's her name? All right? So her
Speaker 1: name is Aubrey. Okay. I saw a picture on my
Speaker 1: coworkers and Instagram. She was tagged in it. Oh nice,
Speaker 1: you know, I got it to detective mode and clicked
Speaker 1: at the tag and went on her page. And I
Speaker 1: love him when girls tag their friends, because some girls
Speaker 1: will have a really hot friend, but they won't tag him.
Speaker 1: But I'm like, how am I supposed to creep on
Speaker 1: your friend? Fend? So that's not okay from a woman's perspective,
Speaker 1: is it cool if a guy reaches out to you?
Speaker 1: I mean it depends on how hot he is, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's always the answer, Brian. I know you're super handsome,
Speaker 1: so you're safe. What did Aubrey say when you reached out? Well,
Speaker 1: I slid in the DM. She didn't seem to be
Speaker 1: attached to anyone, and uh, I found out this is
Speaker 1: gonna be her first Christmas alone because she's actually moved
Speaker 1: and she's going to be away from her family. That's
Speaker 1: too bad. She should get used to being alone like me. Okay.
Speaker 1: Was she sad about that? Or was she happy about it?
Speaker 1: She was a little distraught. Okay, yeah, okay, okay, So
Speaker 1: you you're like, this is my moment. I'm going to
Speaker 1: do something holiday for her? Is that what you're thinking?
Speaker 1: Of course? I offered to take it to a Christmas
Speaker 1: tree farm to get her a tree. Oh so at
Speaker 1: least he had a season to be jolly still with
Speaker 1: a tree in the house. And I feel like like
Speaker 1: you can be vouched for right, Like it's not just
Speaker 1: some rando coming into her dms like it's her co
Speaker 1: workers friend. Yeah. So, how did the Christmas tree farm go?
Speaker 1: It was great? It was great. So what we did
Speaker 1: We were our silly Christmas sweater oh night, and I
Speaker 1: bore a mic bather said jingle and single. I don't
Speaker 1: want to do this now, he said, sat in his
Speaker 1: favorite ho ho ho. I know it's gonna be an
Speaker 1: awesome time. So I've bought a little bit of those
Speaker 1: uh you know those small bottles they have on an
Speaker 1: airplane of alcohol. Yeah, yeah, I've bought a couple of these.
Speaker 1: Was a bought like four or five whiskey bottles, and
Speaker 1: it loosened both of us. We had such a great time. Okay,
Speaker 1: I mean that's a really cute day. I mean it
Speaker 1: was the highlight of it all for you. Well, she
Speaker 1: play on the tree that she loved, love, love, So
Speaker 1: I offered to buy it for the price tag and
Speaker 1: was like whoa, oh my god, we just got one
Speaker 1: this weekend. It was eighty five bucks. It was like
Speaker 1: them three figures. It was pretty hardh okay, oh yeah,
Speaker 1: like five foot tall. Like if you're thinking eight feet
Speaker 1: or something, that's not a good look. When you offered
Speaker 1: to pay for something, you're like going back on it
Speaker 1: after actually actually just he just sawed a foot off
Speaker 1: the top. What is funny because she saw all the
Speaker 1: look on my face when I saw that price tag,
Speaker 1: and she was like, all right, we're definitely splitting many.
Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, we are all right, it's actually
Speaker 1: really naive. Okay, but was that the end of the date.
Speaker 1: You bought her the Christmas tree and that was it? No, No,
Speaker 1: we thought that bad fella to the top of the car,
Speaker 1: drove it to her place and set it up. Oh
Speaker 1: cute out bro. I mean, now I don't be like, okay,
Speaker 1: good luck with the tree, but it's like you're like
Speaker 1: fully invested. This is hours of a date. And I
Speaker 1: also feel like it's like a personal thing to like
Speaker 1: set up a Christmas tree with it's your tree. Well,
Speaker 1: we put it up together, but I wanted to stay
Speaker 1: and decorated, but she said she had dinner plans and
Speaker 1: she in the date like that, and I'm like, okay, cool.
Speaker 1: She may have had pre existant plans, but I've been
Speaker 1: texting and calling and nothing. Oh you didn't decorate the tree.
Speaker 1: Maybe she didn't want that commitment with you. Do you
Speaker 1: think that she was telling the truth. Do you think
Speaker 1: that she really had plans? Or do you think that
Speaker 1: was a lie to get out of it. I don't No.
Speaker 1: I felt like the girl at the sushi restaurant and
Speaker 1: I was hope for you. Guys can help me, all right?
Speaker 1: And there was no women like side eyeing you at
Speaker 1: the Christmas tree farm from like behind another tree. We're
Speaker 1: not going to do the same call again, are we? No?
Speaker 1: No side? No? Okay, well, thank god, let's play a song.
Speaker 1: We'll come back. We'll call Aubrey for you. We'll try
Speaker 1: to get your second adopt date. Okay, can you play
Speaker 1: all at once at Christmas? No, we deleted that out
Speaker 1: of our you'll hear what you hear, and you're gonna
Speaker 1: like it. Come to the ghetto, snoop dog. No, you
Speaker 1: can wrap that to yourself while you're on hold, and
Speaker 1: then we'll come back with your second adoptate. All right,
Speaker 1: let's second. Has the Hollmark channel already done? The twelve
Speaker 1: dms of Christmas. But I like it. I mean they should. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because one of our listeners, Brian, met a woman on
Speaker 1: Instagram recently took her to a Christmas tree farm because
Speaker 1: because this is going to be her first holiday spent
Speaker 1: away from her family. Oh it's so sweet, it's like thoughtful,
Speaker 1: it's fun. Absolutely, But there was an embarrassing moment where
Speaker 1: he offered to pay for the tree for her and
Speaker 1: then saw the price tag, so I had to dial
Speaker 1: it back and instead just went Dutch. Anyway, ever since
Speaker 1: that happened, he's had a hard time getting ahold of her.
Speaker 1: Now he's asking us for a little bit of help. Yes,
Speaker 1: do you think it's that? Do you think it's the
Speaker 1: you didn't pay for the full tree? Yeah? I hope
Speaker 1: I didn't come off looking like a cheap skate, but
Speaker 1: I don't think so a fake tree off Amazon. I
Speaker 1: mean the chief skate is something we can fix though, Yeah, yeah, true.
Speaker 1: You know, well we're paying for the mail. Well yeah,
Speaker 1: if you're a fan, was going to a nice spot. Yeah, exactly,
Speaker 1: we got you covered, Brian. But let's see what Aubrey
Speaker 1: has to say. We're going to dial her number right now.
Speaker 1: Let's do it all right, here we go. Hello. Hello's Saubrey.
Speaker 1: Yes it is Aubrey. Did you buy a Christmas tree? Recently?
Speaker 1: I'm calling from the tree farm. We found out that
Speaker 1: there's a problem with your tree. We need it back,
Speaker 1: please back? Um what family of woodpeckers? Why no, I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: I'm just kidding, Aubrey. My name is jeff from the
Speaker 1: radio show Broken Jeffrey in the Morning. M Okay, no,
Speaker 1: we're doing something on our show called a second date.
Speaker 1: Have you ever heard of that before? No? I have not. Okay, well,
Speaker 1: recently you went out with one of our listeners and
Speaker 1: he's been trying to get a hold of you. Just
Speaker 1: have a little bit of trouble doing it. His name's Brian.
Speaker 1: Oh does that whole Christmas tree thing at the beginning
Speaker 1: makes sense now? Yeah? Uh sure, Okay, Well, what we're
Speaker 1: doing here is we're trying to help Brian figure out
Speaker 1: why you're kind of ghosting him after your date. Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: that would be because I'm not interested in talking to
Speaker 1: him again. Oh wow, Oh it's that's strong really, because
Speaker 1: he sounded so thoughtful. I mean he said that he
Speaker 1: took you to the tree farm because you were kind
Speaker 1: of sad about not having the you know, family for
Speaker 1: the holidays and stuff. Is it because he's poor? I'm
Speaker 1: not really sure what all he told you about the date? Okay,
Speaker 1: Well he told us that you went to a Christmas
Speaker 1: tree farm together. He got you a tree, offered to
Speaker 1: buy it in full, but then saw the price tag
Speaker 1: and you ended up having to go Dutch instead. Well,
Speaker 1: she offered, you offered to go Dutch. He said, yeah,
Speaker 1: I did. Yeah, okay, you did do that. And then
Speaker 1: afterwards he drove the tree back to your place and
Speaker 1: put it up for you, but you had to go
Speaker 1: to dinner and couldn't stay longer and decorate it with him.
Speaker 1: It's all that, right, Uh? Well technically yeah, but I
Speaker 1: think he left something out of the story. What did
Speaker 1: he do? What did he leave out? So after we
Speaker 1: loaded the tree onto the car, we were getting ready
Speaker 1: to go, and I put my hands in my pockets
Speaker 1: to make sure I had my gloves, and I only
Speaker 1: had one. So I just said, I'm going to go
Speaker 1: back and look for my gloves. You know where we were,
Speaker 1: So he stayed at the car. I walked back over
Speaker 1: to where we were looking at trees, and I see
Speaker 1: this little boy standing there, maybe six years old, crying,
Speaker 1: and he has my glove in his hands, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: oh my gosh, what is wrong, Like are you okay?
Speaker 1: What happened? And so, you know, looks at me and
Speaker 1: points at me and he says that lady and her
Speaker 1: boyfriend took my tree. And I was like, oh no,
Speaker 1: what like like he just liked that one out in
Speaker 1: the lot and then he saw you guys cutting it
Speaker 1: down instead of him or something. Well, his dad said, well,
Speaker 1: my son told me that he was standing by a
Speaker 1: Christmas tree. It was the one that we had picked out,
Speaker 1: and I was going to get the people to get
Speaker 1: the tree, and you guys came and took it, even
Speaker 1: though he was standing there. And I was like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, did you not notice a little boy crying
Speaker 1: next to the tree. I didn't see any little boy.
Speaker 1: Oh so you're calling the little boy a liar? No, no, no,
Speaker 1: But I wasn't the one cutting the tree down. Like,
Speaker 1: once we decided on it, I left and went to
Speaker 1: look at like reefs and stuff that were for sale,
Speaker 1: and he was the one sawing the tree down. Oh
Speaker 1: so you're saying you think that this little boy is
Speaker 1: a mistaken you're believing the six year old that your
Speaker 1: date went and cut down the little boy's tree after
Speaker 1: you left. I'm not saying that he did it on purpose,
Speaker 1: but I am telling Brian this, and I'm like, there's
Speaker 1: a slow boy and he's crying and this was Christmas tree.
Speaker 1: And Brian was like, I'm seeing a little boy like
Speaker 1: too bad, knew you lose. I mean, I mean, it's
Speaker 1: just a freaking tree. I didn't care if it was
Speaker 1: that was the one we got or not. He was like,
Speaker 1: I'm not doing that. I'm not taking this thing off
Speaker 1: the car. We spend twenty minutes get missing. Oh my god.
Speaker 1: It's like you guys are in a real relationship. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they're fighting at the end of the Christmas tree, Okay.
Speaker 1: And so the fact that he wouldn't give the tree
Speaker 1: back to the little boy in his family, that's why
Speaker 1: you're turned off by Brian. Yeah, I could see that.
Speaker 1: How heartless can you be? I mean, a six year
Speaker 1: old is crying in the middle of a Christmas tree,
Speaker 1: Like imagine he's like, shut up, I'm trying to come
Speaker 1: to this tree out. Well, maybe it's just a misunderstanding
Speaker 1: and there's some miscommunication here in the perfect way to
Speaker 1: sort this out is just by putting you on the
Speaker 1: phone with Brian, who's actually already on the phone higher time. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, what a huge miss communication. Okay, do
Speaker 1: you hear that? Well? How did I cut at one?
Speaker 1: I didn't cut down the little boy's tree because he
Speaker 1: didn't pay for it. Oh whoa to come in? So well,
Speaker 1: hold on, technically, you cannot cut down the tree until
Speaker 1: you purchase it. I had the receipt in hand when
Speaker 1: I cut down the tree. The boy was looking at
Speaker 1: the tree, but it was not his tree. Okay, so
Speaker 1: you didn't see the little boy crying next to it
Speaker 1: while you were sawing it down. There were kids standing
Speaker 1: next to every tree, So does that mean that's their
Speaker 1: tree too? Crying kids all over this tree? How am
Speaker 1: I supposed to know? Yeah, but you can see where
Speaker 1: she's coming from, right, Like she just was confronted by
Speaker 1: a crying little boy and the father and then hold
Speaker 1: on the father, the fathers in all that confrontational the
Speaker 1: bother look kind of relief that I saved him from
Speaker 1: buying such an expensive tree that you're getting Aubrey, I
Speaker 1: speak for missing the point here. There is a six
Speaker 1: roll little boy hying at Christmas time. Like I don't
Speaker 1: freaking care if you didn't see him, or like this
Speaker 1: little No. I was more concerning his father couldn't do
Speaker 1: something to stop him from crying. Oh, he's raised an
Speaker 1: entitled child who believes that he deserves the tree. I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm kind of with him on that point, Like my
Speaker 1: kids wanted a bigger, more expensive tree at the tree
Speaker 1: lot and we're like, no, that's not happening, cry about it.
Speaker 1: I think that's what happened. I think his father probably
Speaker 1: told him no to that tree because of the price
Speaker 1: tag on it, and he's just he was playing. He
Speaker 1: was playing that kid making us look like the bad guys,
Speaker 1: so he didn't look like the bad. Here is that
Speaker 1: we had an opportunity to do something really kind for
Speaker 1: a child at Christmas time. You chose not to do it.
Speaker 1: We were on a date. This does not make a wish. Oh, well,
Speaker 1: you're not making it. You're not making it any better.
Speaker 1: But every time Aubrey goes into your house, you guys
Speaker 1: are tainted. Chris Aubrey, here's a chance for you to
Speaker 1: take your own advice. Here there is a sad boy.
Speaker 1: On the other line, you cannot get another date with
Speaker 1: a woman that he really likes, and all three wants
Speaker 1: for Christmas is one more date and we will pay
Speaker 1: for it. Are you going to be a good person here, Aubrey,
Speaker 1: You're going to be a grinch. Oh my gosh, are
Speaker 1: you serious when you frame it like that? It's hard
Speaker 1: to say no. I mean, I will say, friend really
Speaker 1: does like you. He was trying to do something kind.
Speaker 1: Maybe he's got a little more sterner approach to children
Speaker 1: than you do. He was more focused on you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that boy probably isn't a very good kid. Anyway, I
Speaker 1: could have stolen your glove. All we know was you
Speaker 1: should really rub it in that kid's face by going
Speaker 1: out with Brian again one more time on our bill.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be a hard path. No Christmas miracles. Now
Speaker 1: there's a whole studio full of sad radio're just upset
Speaker 1: because we couldn't get our listener another date again. Good job, Aubrey.
Speaker 1: I think there's a pattern here. It's not me, it's Brian. Brian.
Speaker 1: Last Christmas, I gave you mom. Very next day you
Speaker 1: gave it away. Okayan has been drinking ALM. I need
Speaker 1: a Drink Now Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,