WEBVTT - Second Date Update: The Boy Who Cried Tree

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<v Speaker 1>Second date update today, we actually have a repeat customer

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<v Speaker 1>for a second date update. Okay, So I just don't

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<v Speaker 1>think things are going very well for that. Then, well,

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<v Speaker 1>he called in about five months ago, okay, when he

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<v Speaker 1>got side eyed during sushi by another woman that he ghosted.

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<v Speaker 1>I remember that, I do. Well. I guess we couldn't

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<v Speaker 1>get him another date there. But apparently there's a new

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<v Speaker 1>lady who's caught his attention and he wants our help again.

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<v Speaker 1>So we're welcoming back, Brian, Brian, welcome back, man. You

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<v Speaker 1>must really have faith in us for someone. Yes, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>believing you. Guys, I'm believing you. Okay. I feel like

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<v Speaker 1>we cursed your love life and you're just stuck with

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<v Speaker 1>us now. He's like, I'm trying other morning shows, but

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<v Speaker 1>you're the only ones that like me. Actually I emailed

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<v Speaker 1>all of them, but yeah, the only one that responded. Yeah. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>we have a very low standard too, so welcome back

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<v Speaker 1>and get emails. Tell us about the girl that you

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<v Speaker 1>met this time. What's her name? All right? So her

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<v Speaker 1>name is Aubrey. Okay. I saw a picture on my

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<v Speaker 1>coworkers and Instagram. She was tagged in it. Oh nice,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I got it to detective mode and clicked

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<v Speaker 1>at the tag and went on her page. And I

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<v Speaker 1>love him when girls tag their friends, because some girls

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<v Speaker 1>will have a really hot friend, but they won't tag him.

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<v Speaker 1>But I'm like, how am I supposed to creep on

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<v Speaker 1>your friend? Fend? So that's not okay from a woman's perspective,

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<v Speaker 1>is it cool if a guy reaches out to you?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean it depends on how hot he is, right, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's always the answer, Brian. I know you're super handsome,

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<v Speaker 1>so you're safe. What did Aubrey say when you reached out? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I slid in the DM. She didn't seem to be

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<v Speaker 1>attached to anyone, and uh, I found out this is

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<v Speaker 1>gonna be her first Christmas alone because she's actually moved

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<v Speaker 1>and she's going to be away from her family. That's

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<v Speaker 1>too bad. She should get used to being alone like me. Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>Was she sad about that? Or was she happy about it?

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<v Speaker 1>She was a little distraught. Okay, yeah, okay, okay, So

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<v Speaker 1>you you're like, this is my moment. I'm going to

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<v Speaker 1>do something holiday for her? Is that what you're thinking?

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<v Speaker 1>Of course? I offered to take it to a Christmas

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<v Speaker 1>tree farm to get her a tree. Oh so at

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<v Speaker 1>least he had a season to be jolly still with

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<v Speaker 1>a tree in the house. And I feel like like

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<v Speaker 1>you can be vouched for right, Like it's not just

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<v Speaker 1>some rando coming into her dms like it's her co

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<v Speaker 1>workers friend. Yeah. So, how did the Christmas tree farm go?

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<v Speaker 1>It was great? It was great. So what we did

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<v Speaker 1>We were our silly Christmas sweater oh night, and I

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<v Speaker 1>bore a mic bather said jingle and single. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>want to do this now, he said, sat in his

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<v Speaker 1>favorite ho ho ho. I know it's gonna be an

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<v Speaker 1>awesome time. So I've bought a little bit of those

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<v Speaker 1>uh you know those small bottles they have on an

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<v Speaker 1>airplane of alcohol. Yeah, yeah, I've bought a couple of these.

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<v Speaker 1>Was a bought like four or five whiskey bottles, and

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<v Speaker 1>it loosened both of us. We had such a great time. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean that's a really cute day. I mean it

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<v Speaker 1>was the highlight of it all for you. Well, she

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<v Speaker 1>play on the tree that she loved, love, love, So

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<v Speaker 1>I offered to buy it for the price tag and

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<v Speaker 1>was like whoa, oh my god, we just got one

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<v Speaker 1>this weekend. It was eighty five bucks. It was like

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<v Speaker 1>them three figures. It was pretty hardh okay, oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>like five foot tall. Like if you're thinking eight feet

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<v Speaker 1>or something, that's not a good look. When you offered

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<v Speaker 1>to pay for something, you're like going back on it

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<v Speaker 1>after actually actually just he just sawed a foot off

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<v Speaker 1>the top. What is funny because she saw all the

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<v Speaker 1>look on my face when I saw that price tag,

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<v Speaker 1>and she was like, all right, we're definitely splitting many.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, yeah, we are all right, it's actually

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<v Speaker 1>really naive. Okay, but was that the end of the date.

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<v Speaker 1>You bought her the Christmas tree and that was it? No, No,

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<v Speaker 1>we thought that bad fella to the top of the car,

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<v Speaker 1>drove it to her place and set it up. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>cute out bro. I mean, now I don't be like, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>good luck with the tree, but it's like you're like

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<v Speaker 1>fully invested. This is hours of a date. And I

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<v Speaker 1>also feel like it's like a personal thing to like

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<v Speaker 1>set up a Christmas tree with it's your tree. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>we put it up together, but I wanted to stay

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<v Speaker 1>and decorated, but she said she had dinner plans and

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<v Speaker 1>she in the date like that, and I'm like, okay, cool.

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<v Speaker 1>She may have had pre existant plans, but I've been

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<v Speaker 1>texting and calling and nothing. Oh you didn't decorate the tree.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe she didn't want that commitment with you. Do you

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<v Speaker 1>think that she was telling the truth. Do you think

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<v Speaker 1>that she really had plans? Or do you think that

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<v Speaker 1>was a lie to get out of it. I don't No.

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<v Speaker 1>I felt like the girl at the sushi restaurant and

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<v Speaker 1>I was hope for you. Guys can help me, all right?

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<v Speaker 1>And there was no women like side eyeing you at

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<v Speaker 1>the Christmas tree farm from like behind another tree. We're

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<v Speaker 1>not going to do the same call again, are we? No?

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<v Speaker 1>No side? No? Okay, well, thank god, let's play a song.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll come back. We'll call Aubrey for you. We'll try

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<v Speaker 1>to get your second adopt date. Okay, can you play

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<v Speaker 1>all at once at Christmas? No, we deleted that out

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<v Speaker 1>of our you'll hear what you hear, and you're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>like it. Come to the ghetto, snoop dog. No, you

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<v Speaker 1>can wrap that to yourself while you're on hold, and

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<v Speaker 1>then we'll come back with your second adoptate. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>let's second. Has the Hollmark channel already done? The twelve

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<v Speaker 1>dms of Christmas. But I like it. I mean they should. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>because one of our listeners, Brian, met a woman on

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<v Speaker 1>Instagram recently took her to a Christmas tree farm because

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<v Speaker 1>because this is going to be her first holiday spent

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<v Speaker 1>away from her family. Oh it's so sweet, it's like thoughtful,

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<v Speaker 1>it's fun. Absolutely, But there was an embarrassing moment where

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<v Speaker 1>he offered to pay for the tree for her and

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<v Speaker 1>then saw the price tag, so I had to dial

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<v Speaker 1>it back and instead just went Dutch. Anyway, ever since

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<v Speaker 1>that happened, he's had a hard time getting ahold of her.

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<v Speaker 1>Now he's asking us for a little bit of help. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>do you think it's that? Do you think it's the

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<v Speaker 1>you didn't pay for the full tree? Yeah? I hope

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't come off looking like a cheap skate, but

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think so a fake tree off Amazon. I

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<v Speaker 1>mean the chief skate is something we can fix though, Yeah, yeah, true.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, well we're paying for the mail. Well yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>if you're a fan, was going to a nice spot. Yeah, exactly,

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<v Speaker 1>we got you covered, Brian. But let's see what Aubrey

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<v Speaker 1>has to say. We're going to dial her number right now.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's do it all right, here we go. Hello. Hello's Saubrey.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes it is Aubrey. Did you buy a Christmas tree? Recently?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm calling from the tree farm. We found out that

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<v Speaker 1>there's a problem with your tree. We need it back,

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<v Speaker 1>please back? Um what family of woodpeckers? Why no, I'm sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just kidding, Aubrey. My name is jeff from the

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<v Speaker 1>radio show Broken Jeffrey in the Morning. M Okay, no,

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<v Speaker 1>we're doing something on our show called a second date.

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<v Speaker 1>Have you ever heard of that before? No? I have not. Okay, well,

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<v Speaker 1>recently you went out with one of our listeners and

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<v Speaker 1>he's been trying to get a hold of you. Just

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<v Speaker 1>have a little bit of trouble doing it. His name's Brian.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh does that whole Christmas tree thing at the beginning

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<v Speaker 1>makes sense now? Yeah? Uh sure, Okay, Well, what we're

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<v Speaker 1>doing here is we're trying to help Brian figure out

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<v Speaker 1>why you're kind of ghosting him after your date. Well, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that would be because I'm not interested in talking to

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<v Speaker 1>him again. Oh wow, Oh it's that's strong really, because

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<v Speaker 1>he sounded so thoughtful. I mean he said that he

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<v Speaker 1>took you to the tree farm because you were kind

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<v Speaker 1>of sad about not having the you know, family for

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<v Speaker 1>the holidays and stuff. Is it because he's poor? I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not really sure what all he told you about the date? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>Well he told us that you went to a Christmas

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<v Speaker 1>tree farm together. He got you a tree, offered to

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<v Speaker 1>buy it in full, but then saw the price tag

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<v Speaker 1>and you ended up having to go Dutch instead. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>she offered, you offered to go Dutch. He said, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I did. Yeah, okay, you did do that. And then

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<v Speaker 1>afterwards he drove the tree back to your place and

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<v Speaker 1>put it up for you, but you had to go

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<v Speaker 1>to dinner and couldn't stay longer and decorate it with him.

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<v Speaker 1>It's all that, right, Uh? Well technically yeah, but I

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<v Speaker 1>think he left something out of the story. What did

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<v Speaker 1>he do? What did he leave out? So after we

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<v Speaker 1>loaded the tree onto the car, we were getting ready

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<v Speaker 1>to go, and I put my hands in my pockets

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<v Speaker 1>to make sure I had my gloves, and I only

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<v Speaker 1>had one. So I just said, I'm going to go

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<v Speaker 1>back and look for my gloves. You know where we were,

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<v Speaker 1>So he stayed at the car. I walked back over

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<v Speaker 1>to where we were looking at trees, and I see

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<v Speaker 1>this little boy standing there, maybe six years old, crying,

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<v Speaker 1>and he has my glove in his hands, and I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh my gosh, what is wrong, Like are you okay?

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<v Speaker 1>What happened? And so, you know, looks at me and

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<v Speaker 1>points at me and he says that lady and her

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<v Speaker 1>boyfriend took my tree. And I was like, oh no,

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<v Speaker 1>what like like he just liked that one out in

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<v Speaker 1>the lot and then he saw you guys cutting it

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<v Speaker 1>down instead of him or something. Well, his dad said, well,

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<v Speaker 1>my son told me that he was standing by a

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<v Speaker 1>Christmas tree. It was the one that we had picked out,

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<v Speaker 1>and I was going to get the people to get

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<v Speaker 1>the tree, and you guys came and took it, even

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<v Speaker 1>though he was standing there. And I was like, oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god, did you not notice a little boy crying

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<v Speaker 1>next to the tree. I didn't see any little boy.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh so you're calling the little boy a liar? No, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>But I wasn't the one cutting the tree down. Like,

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<v Speaker 1>once we decided on it, I left and went to

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<v Speaker 1>look at like reefs and stuff that were for sale,

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<v Speaker 1>and he was the one sawing the tree down. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>so you're saying you think that this little boy is

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<v Speaker 1>a mistaken you're believing the six year old that your

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<v Speaker 1>date went and cut down the little boy's tree after

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<v Speaker 1>you left. I'm not saying that he did it on purpose,

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<v Speaker 1>but I am telling Brian this, and I'm like, there's

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<v Speaker 1>a slow boy and he's crying and this was Christmas tree.

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<v Speaker 1>And Brian was like, I'm seeing a little boy like

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<v Speaker 1>too bad, knew you lose. I mean, I mean, it's

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<v Speaker 1>just a freaking tree. I didn't care if it was

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<v Speaker 1>that was the one we got or not. He was like,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not doing that. I'm not taking this thing off

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<v Speaker 1>the car. We spend twenty minutes get missing. Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like you guys are in a real relationship. Yeah. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>they're fighting at the end of the Christmas tree, Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>And so the fact that he wouldn't give the tree

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<v Speaker 1>back to the little boy in his family, that's why

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<v Speaker 1>you're turned off by Brian. Yeah, I could see that.

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<v Speaker 1>How heartless can you be? I mean, a six year

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<v Speaker 1>old is crying in the middle of a Christmas tree,

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<v Speaker 1>Like imagine he's like, shut up, I'm trying to come

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<v Speaker 1>to this tree out. Well, maybe it's just a misunderstanding

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<v Speaker 1>and there's some miscommunication here in the perfect way to

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<v Speaker 1>sort this out is just by putting you on the

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<v Speaker 1>phone with Brian, who's actually already on the phone higher time. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my gosh, what a huge miss communication. Okay, do

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<v Speaker 1>you hear that? Well? How did I cut at one?

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't cut down the little boy's tree because he

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<v Speaker 1>didn't pay for it. Oh whoa to come in? So well,

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<v Speaker 1>hold on, technically, you cannot cut down the tree until

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<v Speaker 1>you purchase it. I had the receipt in hand when

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<v Speaker 1>I cut down the tree. The boy was looking at

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<v Speaker 1>the tree, but it was not his tree. Okay, so

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<v Speaker 1>you didn't see the little boy crying next to it

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<v Speaker 1>while you were sawing it down. There were kids standing

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<v Speaker 1>next to every tree, So does that mean that's their

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<v Speaker 1>tree too? Crying kids all over this tree? How am

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<v Speaker 1>I supposed to know? Yeah, but you can see where

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<v Speaker 1>she's coming from, right, Like she just was confronted by

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<v Speaker 1>a crying little boy and the father and then hold

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<v Speaker 1>on the father, the fathers in all that confrontational the

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<v Speaker 1>bother look kind of relief that I saved him from

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<v Speaker 1>buying such an expensive tree that you're getting Aubrey, I

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<v Speaker 1>speak for missing the point here. There is a six

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<v Speaker 1>roll little boy hying at Christmas time. Like I don't

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<v Speaker 1>freaking care if you didn't see him, or like this

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<v Speaker 1>little No. I was more concerning his father couldn't do

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<v Speaker 1>something to stop him from crying. Oh, he's raised an

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<v Speaker 1>entitled child who believes that he deserves the tree. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm kind of with him on that point, Like my

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<v Speaker 1>kids wanted a bigger, more expensive tree at the tree

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<v Speaker 1>lot and we're like, no, that's not happening, cry about it.

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<v Speaker 1>I think that's what happened. I think his father probably

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<v Speaker 1>told him no to that tree because of the price

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<v Speaker 1>tag on it, and he's just he was playing. He

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<v Speaker 1>was playing that kid making us look like the bad guys,

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<v Speaker 1>so he didn't look like the bad. Here is that

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<v Speaker 1>we had an opportunity to do something really kind for

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<v Speaker 1>a child at Christmas time. You chose not to do it.

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<v Speaker 1>We were on a date. This does not make a wish. Oh, well,

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<v Speaker 1>you're not making it. You're not making it any better.

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<v Speaker 1>But every time Aubrey goes into your house, you guys

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<v Speaker 1>are tainted. Chris Aubrey, here's a chance for you to

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<v Speaker 1>take your own advice. Here there is a sad boy.

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<v Speaker 1>On the other line, you cannot get another date with

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<v Speaker 1>a woman that he really likes, and all three wants

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<v Speaker 1>for Christmas is one more date and we will pay

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<v Speaker 1>for it. Are you going to be a good person here, Aubrey,

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<v Speaker 1>You're going to be a grinch. Oh my gosh, are

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<v Speaker 1>you serious when you frame it like that? It's hard

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<v Speaker 1>to say no. I mean, I will say, friend really

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<v Speaker 1>does like you. He was trying to do something kind.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe he's got a little more sterner approach to children

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<v Speaker 1>than you do. He was more focused on you. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that boy probably isn't a very good kid. Anyway, I

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<v Speaker 1>could have stolen your glove. All we know was you

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<v Speaker 1>should really rub it in that kid's face by going

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<v Speaker 1>out with Brian again one more time on our bill.

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<v Speaker 1>It's gonna be a hard path. No Christmas miracles. Now

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<v Speaker 1>there's a whole studio full of sad radio're just upset

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<v Speaker 1>because we couldn't get our listener another date again. Good job, Aubrey.

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<v Speaker 1>I think there's a pattern here. It's not me, it's Brian. Brian.

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<v Speaker 1>Last Christmas, I gave you mom. Very next day you

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<v Speaker 1>gave it away. Okayan has been drinking ALM. I need

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<v Speaker 1>a Drink Now Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,