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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to Season two, twenty three,

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Speaker 1: Episode one up. Jo Daily Like Guys production of I

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Speaker 1: deep dive into America's share consciousness. And it is Monday,

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Speaker 1: on the show It's not ready, It's about. It's about.

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Speaker 1: You know how I drink pe to protect myself from

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Speaker 1: COVID nineteen. Well, I am thrilled to be joined by

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Speaker 1: today's special guest co host, a producer here in My

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Speaker 1: Heart's l a podcast studio helping to create shows like

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Speaker 1: Fake Doctors, Real Friends, and welcome to our show. You

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Speaker 1: heard her on Pop Culture Happy Hour, read her at

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Speaker 1: Culture That a V Club, Team, Bogue, all the all

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Speaker 1: the places you read ship. She is the brilliant and

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Speaker 1: talented Joel Mon. Oh my god, Monday, were getting ready

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Speaker 1: for the new week. I'm sure it is. Wait Wick,

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Speaker 1: how are you Joel. I'm gonna go bleed D and

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Speaker 1: D today and I'm really going to attend to Slay Dragon.

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Speaker 1: I'm just gonna get it all out of my system.

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Speaker 1: That's That's how I'm going to process what this week

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Speaker 1: has been. Where out of mercury retrograde. Thank god, it's

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Speaker 1: mercury retrograde. Listen, listen, even if you don't know what

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Speaker 1: but no more tech issues were good Now I passively

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Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, if you guys say, if you guys

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Speaker 1: tell me that it's important, then that it's a good

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Speaker 1: thing that we're out of mercury retrograde. Let's do the

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Speaker 1: office party. I'm bringing my tarot cards. I have a

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Speaker 1: movie deck tarot cards. They're my favorite. Well, you try reading,

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Speaker 1: Give me an example of this. One is the Emperor.

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Speaker 1: and stuff. Let's see, let's look at it. I think

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Speaker 1: that's just a gold cigar box, is what it's giving. Okay,

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Speaker 1: My wife isn't all this stuff, so I am too,

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Speaker 1: and I think it's very cool. I just really like

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Speaker 1: he already Well, Joel, We are thrilled and fortunate to

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Speaker 1: the fun fact he is the youngest comedian to ever

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Speaker 1: the brilliant Dusty sled. Okay, we're having a good time.

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Speaker 1: I appreciate you guys having me. Man Ah, we are

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Speaker 1: What a wild podcast. So much has gone on already.

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Speaker 1: But the wildest thing to me is that you said

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Speaker 1: it was season two twenty three. Is that correct? That's correct.

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Speaker 1: We every week is a new season for all, Okay,

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Speaker 1: so we we like to make it easy on ourselves

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Speaker 1: see cover you run the gamut. I'm all over the

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Speaker 1: I've got some weed, you know, And I also was,

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Speaker 1: I'm not introducing you to this drug. Now. Get to

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Speaker 1: So we're going to talk about that. We might even

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Speaker 1: talk about whether pillow Fa is going to be an

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Speaker 1: what is something from your search history? Oh? You know,

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Speaker 1: I was looking at some things and these were all like,

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Speaker 1: because you were like, what's something that would tell people

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Speaker 1: about you? But you know what, I've been searching a

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Speaker 1: lot of fruit trees I brought. I bought some land,

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Speaker 1: then I would be dead. But wait, are you looking to?

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Speaker 1: people are drinking a Red Bull or Sparks. I don't

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00:23:51,760 --> 00:23:53,480
Speaker 1: know what the names of them are. There's a lot

424
00:23:53,560 --> 00:23:57,280
Speaker 1: of crazy energy drinks where I'm like, a good black coffee.

425
00:23:57,480 --> 00:24:01,280
Speaker 1: It's soothing to drink, but all so you feel awake

426
00:24:01,640 --> 00:24:03,760
Speaker 1: and you never need anything. You're never like, oh, I

427
00:24:03,840 --> 00:24:06,040
Speaker 1: gotta get some cream, I gotta get some sugar. It's

428
00:24:06,080 --> 00:24:09,360
Speaker 1: just it just comes out like that. And I love

429
00:24:09,400 --> 00:24:12,879
Speaker 1: a good black coffee. Yeah. The problem with black coffee

430
00:24:12,960 --> 00:24:15,920
Speaker 1: is finding a coffee that is brewed correctly. And I

431
00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:20,640
Speaker 1: feel like, because if I go to Starbucks, it's split

432
00:24:20,680 --> 00:24:23,120
Speaker 1: on how good is my coffee. Literally, any drink gonna

433
00:24:23,160 --> 00:24:26,440
Speaker 1: be but specifically coffee. They don't really care. You could

434
00:24:26,480 --> 00:24:31,119
Speaker 1: go to a like like groundwork, Yes, yes, okay, So

435
00:24:31,240 --> 00:24:34,119
Speaker 1: like these upscale coffee places are maybe you're gonna hit

436
00:24:34,160 --> 00:24:36,560
Speaker 1: like eighty five percent time, you're pretty good, but you're

437
00:24:36,560 --> 00:24:39,240
Speaker 1: still not gonna hit that like perfect cup of coffee.

438
00:24:39,600 --> 00:24:42,280
Speaker 1: My friend figure it out, like she got the big

439
00:24:42,359 --> 00:24:46,040
Speaker 1: coffee craft and she weighs her ground beforehand, and she

440
00:24:46,119 --> 00:24:49,639
Speaker 1: buys him from an independent distributor and that is really

441
00:24:49,720 --> 00:24:52,359
Speaker 1: good coffee. And I feel like it's ruined me for

442
00:24:52,520 --> 00:24:54,960
Speaker 1: all other black coffees. I can't go back to, you know,

443
00:24:55,080 --> 00:24:57,280
Speaker 1: my folgers in my little pot. It's just it's not

444
00:24:57,400 --> 00:24:59,879
Speaker 1: hitting anymore. Drug You might as well treat it like

445
00:25:00,080 --> 00:25:02,440
Speaker 1: one and weigh it out and do all that ship. Yeah,

446
00:25:02,560 --> 00:25:06,040
Speaker 1: Folders is out. There's no fault. You cannot drink Folders.

447
00:25:06,160 --> 00:25:07,800
Speaker 1: And every time I got a Starbucks, I got a

448
00:25:07,840 --> 00:25:13,520
Speaker 1: black coffee. Every time my first step I go, yeah,

449
00:25:13,800 --> 00:25:16,440
Speaker 1: I want to hurt you. I want to give you.

450
00:25:16,920 --> 00:25:19,840
Speaker 1: I do love that. When you were referencing energy drinks,

451
00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:22,520
Speaker 1: you you mentioned sparks. I think you and I might

452
00:25:22,600 --> 00:25:25,879
Speaker 1: have been drinking too much around the same time the

453
00:25:25,960 --> 00:25:28,920
Speaker 1: recent industry, because I think that's one gone. But that

454
00:25:29,160 --> 00:25:34,679
Speaker 1: was a orange soda energy malt liquor combination. That okay,

455
00:25:35,160 --> 00:25:39,320
Speaker 1: that did get me through many long nights. Yeah, I

456
00:25:39,440 --> 00:25:41,000
Speaker 1: probably had a few of those. I mean I used

457
00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:43,760
Speaker 1: to do the Yeager bombs that they called them. That

458
00:25:44,280 --> 00:25:48,320
Speaker 1: was the Yeager and red Bull that you would choose those.

459
00:25:49,440 --> 00:25:51,639
Speaker 1: What was up with our generation being like we need

460
00:25:51,800 --> 00:25:54,840
Speaker 1: energy drinks with our liquor. I once got lost for

461
00:25:54,960 --> 00:25:57,240
Speaker 1: several hours on a FOURD Loco, and by lost, I

462
00:25:57,320 --> 00:26:00,320
Speaker 1: mean I drink a can of for Loco. Told friends

463
00:26:00,320 --> 00:26:02,440
Speaker 1: I was going for a walk and the dead of

464
00:26:02,600 --> 00:26:05,520
Speaker 1: night and came back thinking I had gone around the block,

465
00:26:05,560 --> 00:26:07,960
Speaker 1: and they're like, it has been hours, where were you? Like, No,

466
00:26:08,119 --> 00:26:11,480
Speaker 1: I just went around the look that's definitely not like

467
00:26:12,760 --> 00:26:16,480
Speaker 1: you come back. They're all holding hands like the human

468
00:26:16,640 --> 00:26:19,840
Speaker 1: sweep for Like that sounds like a flour logo and

469
00:26:19,920 --> 00:26:23,000
Speaker 1: a hit of acid. You know. I don't think we

470
00:26:23,040 --> 00:26:25,800
Speaker 1: were doing acid that night, but we might. I think

471
00:26:25,840 --> 00:26:29,480
Speaker 1: the thing that about our generation that made that switch

472
00:26:29,560 --> 00:26:32,800
Speaker 1: is that we learned that cocaine was not healthy for you.

473
00:26:33,160 --> 00:26:36,639
Speaker 1: I think previous generation just like did cocaine like it

474
00:26:36,840 --> 00:26:41,000
Speaker 1: was a vitamin that just helped help be a little

475
00:26:41,359 --> 00:26:44,480
Speaker 1: Just do a bump in the bathroom. It's fine, yea, yeah, yeah,

476
00:26:44,800 --> 00:26:46,879
Speaker 1: that makes sense, that makes sense. You could always do

477
00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:49,920
Speaker 1: adderall and drink, but it always made me like a zombie.

478
00:26:49,960 --> 00:26:51,879
Speaker 1: I would do I get drink all night, but I

479
00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:56,359
Speaker 1: never felt drunk, and I was just like a zombie. Yeah.

480
00:26:56,520 --> 00:27:00,879
Speaker 1: I used to drink to clean because I drinking helped

481
00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:03,840
Speaker 1: me deal with boredom. And so I just drink and

482
00:27:03,880 --> 00:27:06,600
Speaker 1: do really boring ship And that's how you know you

483
00:27:06,640 --> 00:27:10,720
Speaker 1: should stop drinking, folks. One other thing, oh yeah, yeah, yeah,

484
00:27:10,800 --> 00:27:14,520
Speaker 1: the milkshake thing with the coffee in the morning. Like

485
00:27:14,760 --> 00:27:18,480
Speaker 1: I I we talked I think last week about how

486
00:27:19,200 --> 00:27:23,520
Speaker 1: coffee mate, which is something that I was consuming at

487
00:27:24,480 --> 00:27:28,080
Speaker 1: the rate that like most families go through like gallons

488
00:27:28,119 --> 00:27:31,200
Speaker 1: of milk. I was drinking so much hazel nut coffee

489
00:27:31,240 --> 00:27:35,680
Speaker 1: mate for a long time and it apparently so the

490
00:27:35,960 --> 00:27:39,399
Speaker 1: context was a story about foods that we have in

491
00:27:39,480 --> 00:27:43,520
Speaker 1: America that are banned in other countries, and coffee mate

492
00:27:43,840 --> 00:27:46,399
Speaker 1: is not only banned in other countries, it should be

493
00:27:46,560 --> 00:27:49,680
Speaker 1: banned here according to like the laws. It has like

494
00:27:49,880 --> 00:27:51,720
Speaker 1: stuff in it that is like yeah, I know, this

495
00:27:51,880 --> 00:27:57,200
Speaker 1: like goes directly into your arteries like this is there's

496
00:27:57,280 --> 00:28:00,720
Speaker 1: so many that that that are banded other countries that

497
00:28:00,840 --> 00:28:05,240
Speaker 1: were like eating like you eat like it's healthy, you know. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

498
00:28:05,480 --> 00:28:07,200
Speaker 1: I mean Mountain Dew is the one that I will

499
00:28:07,280 --> 00:28:10,439
Speaker 1: not give up. But this is devastating. Someone find us

500
00:28:10,480 --> 00:28:13,600
Speaker 1: a hazel nut flavoring that won't kill us. Hazelnut coffee

501
00:28:13,680 --> 00:28:18,960
Speaker 1: is everything. I think it's the fact that like it's

502
00:28:19,080 --> 00:28:24,960
Speaker 1: basically chemically like lab produced lard is the problem. It's

503
00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:29,720
Speaker 1: not not the hazel coffee. Yeah, it's not. It's not

504
00:28:29,960 --> 00:28:34,880
Speaker 1: the hazel nut of it all. It's the yeah, disappointing. Yeah,

505
00:28:34,920 --> 00:28:38,480
Speaker 1: it is a little disappointing. And I have switched to Macha,

506
00:28:38,840 --> 00:28:41,800
Speaker 1: which I do recommend as annoying. Is that makes me

507
00:28:42,400 --> 00:28:45,280
Speaker 1: if you don't mind feeling like you have the flu

508
00:28:45,520 --> 00:28:48,880
Speaker 1: for like three weeks once you are off coffee and

509
00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:53,320
Speaker 1: onto something that's sly less caffeinated, I've had probably like

510
00:28:53,800 --> 00:28:59,120
Speaker 1: fifty fewer panic attacks. So yeah, highly recommend. And it

511
00:28:59,200 --> 00:29:02,040
Speaker 1: also looks cool, like it looks like, I don't know,

512
00:29:02,160 --> 00:29:05,240
Speaker 1: it looks magical. It's like break green kind of cool

513
00:29:05,320 --> 00:29:07,360
Speaker 1: to drink something break green. Right now, man, you get

514
00:29:07,360 --> 00:29:09,280
Speaker 1: that little brush and circle in the morning. I love

515
00:29:09,440 --> 00:29:12,000
Speaker 1: anything that has a process to it. It's a great

516
00:29:12,040 --> 00:29:14,880
Speaker 1: way to start your day. Yeah, it really felt like

517
00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:18,320
Speaker 1: the coffee Mate conversation made us all a little sad.

518
00:29:23,400 --> 00:29:27,160
Speaker 1: My grandma drinks coffee, damn it. Yeah, I mean it

519
00:29:27,280 --> 00:29:31,920
Speaker 1: has like it's such a classic, you know, like I remember, Yeah,

520
00:29:32,360 --> 00:29:36,000
Speaker 1: any institution ain't church that you got the big like

521
00:29:36,320 --> 00:29:41,000
Speaker 1: silver thing of coffee, silver like chest of coffee, and

522
00:29:41,120 --> 00:29:45,200
Speaker 1: then next to it the coffee mate. They really one

523
00:29:45,280 --> 00:29:49,080
Speaker 1: of the more trusted things in my refrigerator that turns

524
00:29:49,120 --> 00:29:53,800
Speaker 1: out are like, oh my god. No. Anyway, speaking of

525
00:29:53,880 --> 00:29:57,080
Speaker 1: things that make doctors say, oh my god, no, waffle house.

526
00:29:58,840 --> 00:30:04,040
Speaker 1: So this dude, representative Mark Walker, I like intentionally did

527
00:30:04,120 --> 00:30:06,840
Speaker 1: not look up who he is, because again I didn't

528
00:30:06,960 --> 00:30:10,600
Speaker 1: want to make myself said, but he's like a politician

529
00:30:10,760 --> 00:30:15,200
Speaker 1: of some sort. And he did a Instagram photo opera,

530
00:30:15,240 --> 00:30:17,200
Speaker 1: I guess it was on Twitter, and it's just a

531
00:30:17,280 --> 00:30:21,480
Speaker 1: picture of him in a suit at a waffle house

532
00:30:21,800 --> 00:30:25,280
Speaker 1: and in the caption is it's not for the fan

533
00:30:25,360 --> 00:30:29,120
Speaker 1: of heart or d C elite, But there is nothing

534
00:30:29,280 --> 00:30:32,440
Speaker 1: like late night waffle House on the campaign trail. He

535
00:30:33,680 --> 00:30:36,240
Speaker 1: couldn't look more like he just got out of a

536
00:30:36,360 --> 00:30:43,920
Speaker 1: makeup chair in this picture, suit pressed, just hair perfect,

537
00:30:44,560 --> 00:30:48,600
Speaker 1: and his waffle house order sucks. It's just white toast,

538
00:30:49,360 --> 00:30:54,120
Speaker 1: plain hash browns, plain disc of eggs, one sausage patty.

539
00:30:54,880 --> 00:30:57,640
Speaker 1: And can we also talk about how uncomfortable he looks

540
00:30:57,680 --> 00:31:00,680
Speaker 1: in this booth. It feels like he's this is dirty

541
00:31:00,720 --> 00:31:02,400
Speaker 1: and I need to leave him. He's right by the door,

542
00:31:02,480 --> 00:31:03,760
Speaker 1: which is the worst place you can sit in a

543
00:31:03,800 --> 00:31:07,160
Speaker 1: waffle house, clearly a novice. You can get all of

544
00:31:07,200 --> 00:31:09,840
Speaker 1: the foot traffic, that cold blast of air. That's you

545
00:31:09,920 --> 00:31:12,560
Speaker 1: want to be in the back booth near the teenagers

546
00:31:12,680 --> 00:31:15,000
Speaker 1: or couple that's fighting. That's where you sit and you

547
00:31:15,120 --> 00:31:17,880
Speaker 1: get your entertainment with your meal. I don't believe it.

548
00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:19,960
Speaker 1: I don't, but yeah, I mean I've been to the

549
00:31:20,040 --> 00:31:23,520
Speaker 1: waffle house more times that I can count, and I

550
00:31:23,600 --> 00:31:26,120
Speaker 1: don't know that I've ever taken a picture of myself

551
00:31:26,360 --> 00:31:32,680
Speaker 1: in the waffle This may be a first. Like certainly

552
00:31:32,760 --> 00:31:36,320
Speaker 1: they're like world Star videos and like people pulling out

553
00:31:36,400 --> 00:31:38,800
Speaker 1: cameras when like a fight starts, but usually that's out

554
00:31:38,800 --> 00:31:41,200
Speaker 1: in the parking lot. But you get the sense from

555
00:31:41,240 --> 00:31:43,840
Speaker 1: this picture that there's somebody behind the camera with like

556
00:31:43,960 --> 00:31:49,280
Speaker 1: one of those like lighting umbrella things, like it looks

557
00:31:49,320 --> 00:31:53,280
Speaker 1: like a professional photo shoot down to him looking like

558
00:31:54,200 --> 00:31:57,440
Speaker 1: me like when I was six years old, like getting

559
00:31:57,480 --> 00:31:59,360
Speaker 1: my picture taken. It serious, Like he just looks like

560
00:31:59,480 --> 00:32:03,280
Speaker 1: something stuffed stuffed him into that suit. I can't see

561
00:32:03,320 --> 00:32:05,920
Speaker 1: the picture. But also it's like, who's going to the

562
00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:09,520
Speaker 1: waffle house in a suit? It's like even if you've

563
00:32:09,520 --> 00:32:11,800
Speaker 1: been working all day, you know, I don't know. I

564
00:32:11,800 --> 00:32:14,800
Speaker 1: imagine there's a tie. I would say, pop off the tie,

565
00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:18,600
Speaker 1: lose the jacket unbuttoned a little bit. So he does

566
00:32:18,720 --> 00:32:21,640
Speaker 1: have an unbuttoned he did. He did get that note

567
00:32:23,080 --> 00:32:26,520
Speaker 1: from this consultant, and uh is not wearing a tie,

568
00:32:27,280 --> 00:32:32,040
Speaker 1: has his collar opened down one button. But it's also

569
00:32:32,320 --> 00:32:35,720
Speaker 1: like sitting very stiffly, and you know what, you're not alone.

570
00:32:35,840 --> 00:32:38,360
Speaker 1: Our listeners can't see the picture either, So that's that's

571
00:32:38,360 --> 00:32:41,480
Speaker 1: a good reminder. Well, that's the best thing that you

572
00:32:41,520 --> 00:32:43,560
Speaker 1: can do on a podcast, to just talk about a picture.

573
00:32:45,600 --> 00:32:47,880
Speaker 1: The waffle house is so fun though I went into

574
00:32:48,080 --> 00:32:49,920
Speaker 1: I met a guy from New Jersey once I was

575
00:32:49,960 --> 00:32:51,719
Speaker 1: working with him and he said he had never been

576
00:32:51,800 --> 00:32:53,720
Speaker 1: to the waffle house, and I was like, Okay, well,

577
00:32:53,840 --> 00:32:56,000
Speaker 1: let's go right now. And I wanted it to be

578
00:32:56,080 --> 00:32:58,480
Speaker 1: a good experience because he had never been. And I

579
00:32:58,600 --> 00:33:01,040
Speaker 1: walk in and there's an older atress there and she's like,

580
00:33:01,480 --> 00:33:03,560
Speaker 1: welcome to waffle House and I was like, how you doing.

581
00:33:03,680 --> 00:33:05,680
Speaker 1: She's like, I'm tired and I could use a cigarette.

582
00:33:05,720 --> 00:33:09,800
Speaker 1: But people keep coming in here outside perfect. This is

583
00:33:09,880 --> 00:33:13,520
Speaker 1: exactly why here, see, and I feel like it's a

584
00:33:13,560 --> 00:33:15,720
Speaker 1: comple I take a real issue with the statement like

585
00:33:15,840 --> 00:33:20,000
Speaker 1: it's not for anything after that is incorrect. Waffle Houses

586
00:33:20,040 --> 00:33:23,080
Speaker 1: for everybody, Okay, this is our version of the British pub. Okay,

587
00:33:23,320 --> 00:33:25,680
Speaker 1: everybody can come in here at the same time and

588
00:33:25,720 --> 00:33:28,440
Speaker 1: get treated to the exact same terrible service. Maybe you'll

589
00:33:28,440 --> 00:33:31,120
Speaker 1: see the people in back fighting. That's my favorite. Okay,

590
00:33:31,160 --> 00:33:32,800
Speaker 1: if the cooks are fighting, you know you found the

591
00:33:32,800 --> 00:33:35,240
Speaker 1: best waffle house because for whatever reason, their food is better.

592
00:33:36,040 --> 00:33:38,560
Speaker 1: Who who hasn't been like if you haven't mental waffle house,

593
00:33:38,600 --> 00:33:41,240
Speaker 1: either because you just don't live in proximity of one,

594
00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:44,920
Speaker 1: or for some reason you've deluded yourself into thinking that

595
00:33:44,960 --> 00:33:47,040
Speaker 1: you're better than waffle House. And I don't think there's

596
00:33:47,080 --> 00:33:49,400
Speaker 1: that many people out there who doesn't like late night pancakes.

597
00:33:49,440 --> 00:33:52,880
Speaker 1: It's like one of God's gifts to the world. It's perfect. Yeah,

598
00:33:53,040 --> 00:33:55,160
Speaker 1: especially when you're drinking. I mean there's not I mean

599
00:33:55,200 --> 00:33:57,600
Speaker 1: I I used to drink and drive all the time.

600
00:33:57,640 --> 00:33:59,840
Speaker 1: I'm not promoting it, but I'm saying, you're driving a

601
00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:02,120
Speaker 1: long and you're like, oh, I could get in trouble.

602
00:34:02,400 --> 00:34:05,240
Speaker 1: Let's pull into the waffle house. Soak up some of

603
00:34:05,320 --> 00:34:08,400
Speaker 1: this alcohol here, have a good time, yell with the

604
00:34:08,480 --> 00:34:11,520
Speaker 1: other people in there. You know, it's a it's a

605
00:34:11,600 --> 00:34:13,880
Speaker 1: great time. Nobody at the waffle house is ever like

606
00:34:14,200 --> 00:34:16,319
Speaker 1: I don't think you should drive. They're like, get out

607
00:34:16,360 --> 00:34:21,480
Speaker 1: of here. Yeah. In college, I lived in the gahborhood

608
00:34:21,719 --> 00:34:23,959
Speaker 1: known as Boys Town in Chicago. When we were walking

609
00:34:24,040 --> 00:34:28,960
Speaker 1: distance from an eye hop and you know, two am pancakes,

610
00:34:29,160 --> 00:34:33,360
Speaker 1: fifteen gay kids in their club gear, like it's I

611
00:34:33,440 --> 00:34:36,520
Speaker 1: feel like all my best memories are from that, like

612
00:34:36,840 --> 00:34:39,920
Speaker 1: parking lot, like Kane smoking, trying to figure out like

613
00:34:40,040 --> 00:34:43,560
Speaker 1: when the next party is. Yeah, yeah, that's an institution.

614
00:34:43,920 --> 00:34:47,239
Speaker 1: I remember when I could smoke cigarettes inside the waffle house,

615
00:34:47,440 --> 00:34:50,000
Speaker 1: and that was that was a real time period that

616
00:34:50,080 --> 00:34:52,239
Speaker 1: I enjoyed. I mean, I quit smoking now so I

617
00:34:52,280 --> 00:34:55,320
Speaker 1: wouldn't enjoy it now. No, No, as a smoker, I'm like,

618
00:34:55,560 --> 00:34:58,640
Speaker 1: let me smoke in here, if you're fortunate enough to

619
00:34:58,760 --> 00:35:01,239
Speaker 1: spend six hour We're just in a booth talking about

620
00:35:01,320 --> 00:35:03,560
Speaker 1: nothing in chain smoking, while your weader is very upset

621
00:35:03,600 --> 00:35:05,279
Speaker 1: at you for taking up too much of their time.

622
00:35:06,160 --> 00:35:08,000
Speaker 1: It was a moment. It's a moment in history. And

623
00:35:08,320 --> 00:35:10,279
Speaker 1: uh again, I wouldn't want to go back, but I

624
00:35:10,360 --> 00:35:13,160
Speaker 1: do sort of miss it. Yeah, now only the guy

625
00:35:13,239 --> 00:35:16,239
Speaker 1: at the grill is allowed to smoke. Everybody else has

626
00:35:16,280 --> 00:35:18,160
Speaker 1: to go outside. I used to work at a Western

627
00:35:18,239 --> 00:35:19,640
Speaker 1: sizzle and I don't know if you know what that is.

628
00:35:19,719 --> 00:35:22,320
Speaker 1: It's like a Golden Corral without all the class, you know.

629
00:35:22,760 --> 00:35:25,880
Speaker 1: And and we used to you know, you had smoking

630
00:35:25,960 --> 00:35:27,840
Speaker 1: sections in there and I would wait tables and you

631
00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:31,560
Speaker 1: just passed through this like smoke filled area and we

632
00:35:31,600 --> 00:35:34,480
Speaker 1: would smoke cigarettes while we rolled silverware. You know. That's

633
00:35:34,520 --> 00:35:37,440
Speaker 1: how I learned to smoke without using my hands, you know.

634
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Speaker 1: And yeah, it's a great time. I don't know that

635
00:35:41,719 --> 00:35:44,759
Speaker 1: story is nowhere, but it is a good job. I

636
00:35:44,840 --> 00:35:47,000
Speaker 1: could never master not getting a bunch of smoke in

637
00:35:47,120 --> 00:35:50,560
Speaker 1: my eyes. It was hands were necessary in the most

638
00:35:50,600 --> 00:35:53,960
Speaker 1: impressive skills watching old lady like fight her cigarette and

639
00:35:54,200 --> 00:35:56,839
Speaker 1: like French exhale and like count up all her money

640
00:35:56,880 --> 00:35:58,600
Speaker 1: at the same time. Like this man, she's a pro,

641
00:35:58,880 --> 00:36:03,439
Speaker 1: She's been through some stuff. She has a really mind.

642
00:36:03,480 --> 00:36:08,200
Speaker 1: The smoke in her eyes. Yeah, it's just a second

643
00:36:08,320 --> 00:36:10,920
Speaker 1: hit that you're getting. That's the second entry point right there.

644
00:36:11,640 --> 00:36:15,440
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, that the closing one eye is also so

645
00:36:15,520 --> 00:36:17,319
Speaker 1: you got it out on one side of the mouth

646
00:36:17,520 --> 00:36:20,600
Speaker 1: and then that eye is closed while you're still able

647
00:36:20,640 --> 00:36:22,480
Speaker 1: to do your job. So I wanted to just put

648
00:36:22,560 --> 00:36:26,239
Speaker 1: this in the conversation. It's definitely it's up there. I

649
00:36:26,280 --> 00:36:29,280
Speaker 1: don't know if it enters the pantheon, but I wanted

650
00:36:29,320 --> 00:36:33,799
Speaker 1: to talk about some other celebrity moments where they are

651
00:36:33,920 --> 00:36:38,640
Speaker 1: trying to get like cred and clearly revealing themselves to

652
00:36:38,719 --> 00:36:42,120
Speaker 1: be robots or just like living on a different planet.

653
00:36:42,320 --> 00:36:47,200
Speaker 1: So you've got this person's idol. I'm assuming Mitt Romney,

654
00:36:47,560 --> 00:36:50,200
Speaker 1: who in a speech said, my favorite meat is hot dog.

655
00:36:50,480 --> 00:36:53,359
Speaker 1: By the way, that is my favorite meat, and then

656
00:36:54,440 --> 00:36:58,520
Speaker 1: he followed that up by my second favorite meat is hamburger.

657
00:36:58,960 --> 00:37:02,320
Speaker 1: And everyone says, oh, don't you prefer steak. It's like,

658
00:37:02,600 --> 00:37:05,320
Speaker 1: I know steaks are great, but I like hot dog best,

659
00:37:05,560 --> 00:37:10,040
Speaker 1: and I like hamburger next best that sounds like a robot,

660
00:37:10,239 --> 00:37:13,920
Speaker 1: and don't high technology trying to come up with a sentence.

661
00:37:14,160 --> 00:37:16,040
Speaker 1: And the only one of those three that he knows

662
00:37:16,120 --> 00:37:20,440
Speaker 1: how to like pluralize and like actually use correctly is steak,

663
00:37:20,760 --> 00:37:23,200
Speaker 1: which is the only one he's ever actually eaten. And

664
00:37:23,280 --> 00:37:26,239
Speaker 1: then the other ones, he's like, I love hot dog.

665
00:37:26,680 --> 00:37:31,480
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's fine, hot dog. No one's favorite

666
00:37:31,600 --> 00:37:34,359
Speaker 1: meat is hot dog, right. Hot dog is not a meat.

667
00:37:34,560 --> 00:37:38,160
Speaker 1: It's many things, but even it's like it could be beef,

668
00:37:38,239 --> 00:37:40,239
Speaker 1: that could be poor, it could be chicken, but that's

669
00:37:40,320 --> 00:37:43,520
Speaker 1: no one's favorite. I love a hot dog, but there's

670
00:37:43,560 --> 00:37:46,520
Speaker 1: no way if you're like a hot dog, you don't

671
00:37:46,560 --> 00:37:50,560
Speaker 1: love a hot dog or a steak. I'm like, I'll

672
00:37:50,760 --> 00:37:53,520
Speaker 1: give me a steak or a hot dog, or some

673
00:37:53,800 --> 00:37:55,799
Speaker 1: rice and broccoli. I might go, you know what, I'll

674
00:37:55,800 --> 00:37:58,520
Speaker 1: take the rice and broccoli. You know, hot dogs way

675
00:37:58,600 --> 00:38:00,840
Speaker 1: low on the list, and I'm I'm a fan of

676
00:38:00,920 --> 00:38:03,920
Speaker 1: it of a hot dog, not all of them, right,

677
00:38:04,800 --> 00:38:08,920
Speaker 1: And hamburger is also such a strange way to describe hamburger.

678
00:38:09,440 --> 00:38:14,040
Speaker 1: My favorite meat is hot dog and hamburger. You don't

679
00:38:14,040 --> 00:38:19,160
Speaker 1: know what those are. You've never used that word out loud,

680
00:38:19,239 --> 00:38:22,280
Speaker 1: it would seem it's fun when politicians try to relate.

681
00:38:22,320 --> 00:38:25,279
Speaker 1: There was a little like a Deblasio thing at one

682
00:38:25,320 --> 00:38:27,320
Speaker 1: point where he's talking about if you get you know,

683
00:38:27,400 --> 00:38:29,960
Speaker 1: if you you can get a free hamburger, and then

684
00:38:30,120 --> 00:38:33,279
Speaker 1: the way he's biting it, it's like, have you ever

685
00:38:33,360 --> 00:38:38,319
Speaker 1: eaten a hamburger before? He was like, it's too rich

686
00:38:38,920 --> 00:38:42,120
Speaker 1: to hitch for the hamburger talk. Yeah, you know, he's like,

687
00:38:42,719 --> 00:38:47,399
Speaker 1: he seems a little surprised, what's happening. He's like any

688
00:38:47,680 --> 00:38:50,919
Speaker 1: French fries. So many celebrities do the same thing where

689
00:38:50,920 --> 00:38:52,920
Speaker 1: it's like they're trying to relate to people and it's

690
00:38:52,960 --> 00:38:55,520
Speaker 1: like it may not even beat your fault. You've just

691
00:38:55,680 --> 00:38:58,240
Speaker 1: been too rich for too long. It's not my fault.

692
00:38:58,440 --> 00:39:01,360
Speaker 1: You have everything, you know, you gotta stay at the

693
00:39:01,400 --> 00:39:03,640
Speaker 1: country and it sweets once in a while. Yeah, I

694
00:39:03,719 --> 00:39:06,080
Speaker 1: add on the list Garth Brooks joining Facebook, but it's

695
00:39:06,120 --> 00:39:09,120
Speaker 1: not it's probably not in the same conversation. It doesn't

696
00:39:09,160 --> 00:39:13,160
Speaker 1: have anything to do with food. It's just his Yeah,

697
00:39:13,440 --> 00:39:15,920
Speaker 1: if you haven't seen the video of him announcing that

698
00:39:16,120 --> 00:39:19,319
Speaker 1: he's joining Facebook, I highly recommend you watch it. That's

699
00:39:19,320 --> 00:39:22,839
Speaker 1: another person. He's been rich for at least thirty years,

700
00:39:23,280 --> 00:39:26,800
Speaker 1: and it's, um, how do you live in reality? Like

701
00:39:26,960 --> 00:39:30,000
Speaker 1: I'm on Facebook now and it's like, well, that's been

702
00:39:30,040 --> 00:39:34,680
Speaker 1: around for a while, and yeah, I mean it was, yeah,

703
00:39:35,120 --> 00:39:37,680
Speaker 1: it was early in the Facebook run. But it was

704
00:39:37,800 --> 00:39:41,879
Speaker 1: just the strangest thing. It's not even worth talking about

705
00:39:41,920 --> 00:39:44,399
Speaker 1: because it's like you just kind of have to watch

706
00:39:44,520 --> 00:39:47,960
Speaker 1: it to watch, like him addressing the camera and his

707
00:39:48,719 --> 00:39:51,120
Speaker 1: like stage presence in the sense you get that like

708
00:39:51,560 --> 00:39:56,080
Speaker 1: this is take number seventeen and I don't know he

709
00:39:56,480 --> 00:39:58,320
Speaker 1: but like he also seems to want to fuck you

710
00:39:58,520 --> 00:40:01,720
Speaker 1: in the video, like he like looking at the Anyways,

711
00:40:02,080 --> 00:40:05,080
Speaker 1: I think my all time favorite is when Gwyneth Paltrow

712
00:40:05,440 --> 00:40:07,160
Speaker 1: claimed that she was going to try and live off

713
00:40:07,280 --> 00:40:10,719
Speaker 1: twenty nine dollars in groceries for a week because that

714
00:40:10,960 --> 00:40:14,160
Speaker 1: is what families on Snap i e. Food snamps and

715
00:40:14,280 --> 00:40:16,759
Speaker 1: her words have to live on for a week. And

716
00:40:17,360 --> 00:40:20,879
Speaker 1: so she posted a picture said, this is what twenty

717
00:40:20,960 --> 00:40:23,480
Speaker 1: nine dollars gets you at the grocery store. You know

718
00:40:23,800 --> 00:40:26,800
Speaker 1: what families on snap I have to live on. And

719
00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:29,239
Speaker 1: it's like one of the things that she has in

720
00:40:29,360 --> 00:40:36,040
Speaker 1: there is seven lines, but seven lines she has buck

721
00:40:36,160 --> 00:40:41,960
Speaker 1: choyucks lines just not making the collies. It's not making

722
00:40:42,040 --> 00:40:45,920
Speaker 1: the cut. It's like, clearly an Arawan. Also like she

723
00:40:46,520 --> 00:40:49,400
Speaker 1: would not be able to buy that much bucks. You're

724
00:40:49,400 --> 00:40:53,959
Speaker 1: buying your favorite meat hot dog. All right. You gotta

725
00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:56,440
Speaker 1: explain what aarjan is to the folks who are right

726
00:40:56,680 --> 00:41:01,239
Speaker 1: not here, and to me, it's a super charged like

727
00:41:01,400 --> 00:41:03,440
Speaker 1: Whole Foods. So it's like, but what if Whole Foods

728
00:41:03,560 --> 00:41:07,719
Speaker 1: was more expensive? Is basically what air one is, right, Yeah,

729
00:41:07,840 --> 00:41:10,440
Speaker 1: it's just super fancy. It's a grocery store trying to

730
00:41:10,480 --> 00:41:12,960
Speaker 1: be a farmer's market, you know what I mean. They're

731
00:41:13,040 --> 00:41:15,759
Speaker 1: like adjacent, but they don't have to like put up

732
00:41:15,800 --> 00:41:18,759
Speaker 1: stalls every week. The ladies love it. I haven't been

733
00:41:18,800 --> 00:41:20,440
Speaker 1: to one. I just found out there's one in the valley.

734
00:41:20,480 --> 00:41:23,680
Speaker 1: Apparently parking is great, so get it if you love it.

735
00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:26,720
Speaker 1: What I like about this is there's no Her tweet

736
00:41:26,760 --> 00:41:29,160
Speaker 1: doesn't say if it's like, oh, this is not enough

737
00:41:29,200 --> 00:41:32,879
Speaker 1: food or you know, we could be doing more. There's

738
00:41:32,920 --> 00:41:35,440
Speaker 1: no like call to action based off She's just like,

739
00:41:35,960 --> 00:41:37,480
Speaker 1: you could buy this for twenty nine dollars at a

740
00:41:37,480 --> 00:41:40,280
Speaker 1: grocery store. Thank you. I've been to a grocery store.

741
00:41:40,800 --> 00:41:43,680
Speaker 1: I know, Like, what was the point of boasting this?

742
00:41:44,080 --> 00:41:46,759
Speaker 1: It's one line for for each day of the week,

743
00:41:46,880 --> 00:41:51,480
Speaker 1: so that you don't get scurvy. Right, you can have

744
00:41:51,600 --> 00:41:54,480
Speaker 1: it with your one egg for breakfast with a tortilla.

745
00:41:55,080 --> 00:41:58,000
Speaker 1: And she's got black beans and rice, a single hallopenio

746
00:41:58,080 --> 00:42:00,840
Speaker 1: and a single sweet potato. You're children are starving, is

747
00:42:00,920 --> 00:42:03,800
Speaker 1: what she's saying. Yeah, she got enough black beans of

748
00:42:03,920 --> 00:42:07,120
Speaker 1: rice for a week if she hadn't bought seven fucking

749
00:42:07,320 --> 00:42:10,799
Speaker 1: lines and back Troy. But yeah, I think I think

750
00:42:11,120 --> 00:42:15,319
Speaker 1: that that lasted her. Her week long experiment lasted less

751
00:42:15,320 --> 00:42:18,279
Speaker 1: than a week. He's like, I'm a human, look at me,

752
00:42:18,920 --> 00:42:22,920
Speaker 1: Look at me, guys. It's not her father. She was

753
00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:25,799
Speaker 1: born rich. She doesn't know shocked that you can buy

754
00:42:25,840 --> 00:42:28,200
Speaker 1: milk for so cheap. She's like, it's only five dollars,

755
00:42:28,320 --> 00:42:33,120
Speaker 1: My god, amazing. What could have been nana possibly cost

756
00:42:33,360 --> 00:42:39,959
Speaker 1: seven dollars? I forgot what the guess is arrested development. Also,

757
00:42:40,040 --> 00:42:43,839
Speaker 1: she has one tomato in there, just a single head

758
00:42:43,880 --> 00:42:47,200
Speaker 1: of garlic. Guys, Yeah, yeah, yeah, And Gwenny is not

759
00:42:47,280 --> 00:42:49,839
Speaker 1: flavoring her food. I mean, as you read off the list,

760
00:42:49,920 --> 00:42:52,400
Speaker 1: I'm like, that's honestly not bad for twenty nine bucks.

761
00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:55,440
Speaker 1: It's not. I mean, I'm okay, We've got quite a

762
00:42:55,480 --> 00:42:57,560
Speaker 1: bit of you keep adding things. I'm like, okay, because

763
00:42:57,560 --> 00:43:00,680
Speaker 1: I can't see the picture, I'm like, pretty good, grosser glass,

764
00:43:00,680 --> 00:43:02,600
Speaker 1: I should take her shopping with me because I need

765
00:43:02,640 --> 00:43:05,879
Speaker 1: to help, right, Yeah, it does feel like she might

766
00:43:05,920 --> 00:43:07,960
Speaker 1: be like bragging about how much she was able to

767
00:43:08,280 --> 00:43:11,120
Speaker 1: get for her See, that's a much more interesting post

768
00:43:12,360 --> 00:43:15,920
Speaker 1: all the stuff that only can you believe it? Supermarket sweep.

769
00:43:16,800 --> 00:43:19,640
Speaker 1: If ceverbodies would just say call us idiots and stuff,

770
00:43:19,680 --> 00:43:21,680
Speaker 1: I think that'd be more fun. They're like, you know

771
00:43:21,719 --> 00:43:23,719
Speaker 1: what I mean if they're like, we can do it,

772
00:43:23,920 --> 00:43:28,200
Speaker 1: you can do idiots. Yea, all right, let's take a

773
00:43:28,400 --> 00:43:30,640
Speaker 1: quick break. We'll come back and talk about Olympic pillow

774
00:43:30,680 --> 00:43:46,600
Speaker 1: funny and we're back. And so last year at the

775
00:43:46,719 --> 00:43:50,320
Speaker 1: Olympic Games that I don't remember, like I don't remember

776
00:43:50,360 --> 00:43:52,799
Speaker 1: them at all, Like I did know. We were too

777
00:43:52,840 --> 00:43:55,640
Speaker 1: traumatized to four memories at that time, which is why

778
00:43:55,640 --> 00:43:57,239
Speaker 1: I think we have to stop having big events. And

779
00:43:57,320 --> 00:43:59,040
Speaker 1: people are like, oh have I'm like, I still think

780
00:43:59,080 --> 00:44:03,560
Speaker 1: it's I'm not caught up in Tokyo and they had

781
00:44:03,840 --> 00:44:07,880
Speaker 1: they had them already, and uh yeah, I do a

782
00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:10,960
Speaker 1: daily news show. I definitely talked about them. There's probably

783
00:44:11,040 --> 00:44:14,320
Speaker 1: hours of me talking about these Olympics. I don't remember

784
00:44:14,360 --> 00:44:17,759
Speaker 1: them at all. Anyways, there's there's more Olympics starting right now.

785
00:44:18,120 --> 00:44:20,520
Speaker 1: I remember one thing that and I don't remember what

786
00:44:20,680 --> 00:44:22,680
Speaker 1: country it was in. I don't even know what. I

787
00:44:22,719 --> 00:44:24,719
Speaker 1: don't know anything about the Olympics, but I know that

788
00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:27,160
Speaker 1: whatever country it was taking place in, there was a

789
00:44:27,320 --> 00:44:31,040
Speaker 1: person competing that was from the country, and there was

790
00:44:31,160 --> 00:44:33,640
Speaker 1: no one in the arena to cheer for them. And

791
00:44:33,719 --> 00:44:37,040
Speaker 1: I just thought, you work your entire life to make

792
00:44:37,160 --> 00:44:41,359
Speaker 1: the Olympics. You're the hometown hero, and no one can

793
00:44:41,440 --> 00:44:45,319
Speaker 1: cheer for you. It's so sad. It's a hollo experience.

794
00:44:45,480 --> 00:44:47,799
Speaker 1: And yeah, we must stop until we can have them

795
00:44:47,880 --> 00:44:51,400
Speaker 1: safely bananas. Yeah, I mean, it's so sad. It's like

796
00:44:51,760 --> 00:44:54,280
Speaker 1: I made the Olympics and it's like a pep rally

797
00:44:54,400 --> 00:44:59,719
Speaker 1: with no one to cheer. What's the boy, right, Just ye,

798
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:02,640
Speaker 1: there's just no one there, just an echo of the

799
00:45:02,719 --> 00:45:07,799
Speaker 1: sound of vapory tearing. Yeah. So one of the things

800
00:45:07,880 --> 00:45:09,759
Speaker 1: that sounds like all three of us missed. Is that

801
00:45:10,440 --> 00:45:18,040
Speaker 1: a German pentathlon coach literally punched a horse. Yeah, so

802
00:45:18,520 --> 00:45:21,239
Speaker 1: that which I didn't know there was a horse riding

803
00:45:21,560 --> 00:45:25,080
Speaker 1: portion of the pentathlon? Is that the one that where

804
00:45:25,160 --> 00:45:29,359
Speaker 1: you shoot guns too? Or their guns involved in the pentathlon? Listen,

805
00:45:29,600 --> 00:45:32,440
Speaker 1: I'm not an athlete. I have no idea what a

806
00:45:32,480 --> 00:45:36,560
Speaker 1: pentathlon is. I wonder why one man punching a horse

807
00:45:36,719 --> 00:45:40,839
Speaker 1: canceled an entire event though that's really we're okay, we're

808
00:45:40,880 --> 00:45:44,520
Speaker 1: looking it up. What is a contest featuring five events?

809
00:45:44,640 --> 00:45:47,320
Speaker 1: It is the one where you shoot the gun? Okay,

810
00:45:48,280 --> 00:45:50,759
Speaker 1: involved punching at all or his dis guide. He just

811
00:45:50,840 --> 00:45:55,840
Speaker 1: sat upset, so less you judge. I think the puncher

812
00:45:56,360 --> 00:46:01,440
Speaker 1: was a woman. It was Kim Ason Er punched a

813
00:46:01,560 --> 00:46:07,359
Speaker 1: horse ahead of the women's competition in August, So like apparently, yeah,

814
00:46:07,440 --> 00:46:14,400
Speaker 1: there there's it's horse riding, gun shooting. What else like running, standing,

815
00:46:14,600 --> 00:46:19,480
Speaker 1: long jump, discus throw, greco roman wrestling? But that was

816
00:46:19,560 --> 00:46:23,680
Speaker 1: in the six versions? Horses can be aggressive? What was

817
00:46:24,719 --> 00:46:28,520
Speaker 1: so competitors could not meet their horses until shortly before

818
00:46:28,600 --> 00:46:31,480
Speaker 1: the horse riding portion of the competition began. I I

819
00:46:31,560 --> 00:46:33,920
Speaker 1: don't know if that was COVID related. I don't know

820
00:46:34,200 --> 00:46:37,239
Speaker 1: why they couldn't meet or if they normally can, but

821
00:46:37,480 --> 00:46:41,719
Speaker 1: several riders struggled with their horses. One such rider was

822
00:46:41,880 --> 00:46:48,279
Speaker 1: Germany's Anka Schlew and her coach tried to talk some

823
00:46:48,680 --> 00:46:50,879
Speaker 1: sense into the horse by punching it in the face

824
00:46:51,520 --> 00:46:55,239
Speaker 1: and did not work. The horse refused to jump, and

825
00:46:55,480 --> 00:46:59,920
Speaker 1: so they decided to cancel that event from the Pentathlon

826
00:47:00,040 --> 00:47:02,640
Speaker 1: on and are now talking about what they're going to

827
00:47:02,960 --> 00:47:06,080
Speaker 1: replace it with. Me. To be fair, it has to

828
00:47:06,160 --> 00:47:09,080
Speaker 1: be an unfamiliar horse. So you are riding a horse

829
00:47:09,200 --> 00:47:12,520
Speaker 1: you have no experience riding. I don't It's not me

830
00:47:12,600 --> 00:47:15,719
Speaker 1: condoning violence against horses, Okay, I don't think punching the

831
00:47:15,800 --> 00:47:18,520
Speaker 1: horse would do literally anything except make the horse mad

832
00:47:18,640 --> 00:47:21,160
Speaker 1: and possibly buck your rider, Like what was the point

833
00:47:21,239 --> 00:47:23,680
Speaker 1: of it? But I am now fascinated that this has

834
00:47:23,719 --> 00:47:28,400
Speaker 1: not become like a social media thing because it requires fencing,

835
00:47:28,480 --> 00:47:32,200
Speaker 1: pistol shooting, freestyle swimming, show jumping on an unfamiliar horse,

836
00:47:32,360 --> 00:47:35,120
Speaker 1: and then across country run. I need to know who

837
00:47:35,239 --> 00:47:37,360
Speaker 1: has mastered all of these things enough to take it

838
00:47:37,440 --> 00:47:40,000
Speaker 1: to the Olympics. I want to know what their daily

839
00:47:40,120 --> 00:47:43,440
Speaker 1: life it's like, because I imagine you can never stop training.

840
00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:46,880
Speaker 1: Like thing the Olympians like, if you're just doing like

841
00:47:47,360 --> 00:47:50,480
Speaker 1: the hurdles, you're pacting hurdles every damn day, hours a day,

842
00:47:50,800 --> 00:47:52,919
Speaker 1: getting that hurdle right. But you have to do find

843
00:47:53,160 --> 00:47:56,359
Speaker 1: this is so much. It feels like the Olympic event

844
00:47:56,600 --> 00:48:01,080
Speaker 1: version of like those Guinness World Records where the person

845
00:48:01,200 --> 00:48:04,359
Speaker 1: just like made some ship up to do that would

846
00:48:04,440 --> 00:48:07,480
Speaker 1: like that they could do because they were the only

847
00:48:07,520 --> 00:48:10,919
Speaker 1: one who thought to do it. Maybe someone couldn't win

848
00:48:11,360 --> 00:48:14,440
Speaker 1: each individual event event and they were like, you know what,

849
00:48:14,600 --> 00:48:18,000
Speaker 1: but I'll challenge you to all of them. I'll challenge

850
00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:21,719
Speaker 1: you to all of them. Grab bag grab bag it up. So,

851
00:48:22,360 --> 00:48:25,480
Speaker 1: according to a recent Instagram post by the International Modern

852
00:48:25,640 --> 00:48:29,480
Speaker 1: Pentathlon Union Athletes Committee, some of the sports that they're

853
00:48:29,640 --> 00:48:35,000
Speaker 1: considering to replace the horse jumping show jumping on an

854
00:48:35,160 --> 00:48:40,000
Speaker 1: unfamiliar horse, which does seem wildly specific, are less specific

855
00:48:40,080 --> 00:48:42,880
Speaker 1: things like roller skating, which I kind of like, I

856
00:48:42,880 --> 00:48:44,560
Speaker 1: don't know if it would be a roller skating race

857
00:48:44,719 --> 00:48:48,520
Speaker 1: or like a roller skating just like dance off bike riding,

858
00:48:49,120 --> 00:48:52,919
Speaker 1: also drone racing. No, that's too far and I don't

859
00:48:52,960 --> 00:48:56,520
Speaker 1: like that Olympics to be about physical strength only if

860
00:48:56,560 --> 00:49:00,600
Speaker 1: they ride the drum, if they drive the ra if

861
00:49:00,600 --> 00:49:04,840
Speaker 1: you just ride into the Olympic whatever opening ceremony is

862
00:49:04,920 --> 00:49:08,000
Speaker 1: being like propelled by drones, that would be cool. And

863
00:49:08,120 --> 00:49:14,560
Speaker 1: then finally pillow fighting, which people, some pentathletes were even like, wait,

864
00:49:15,080 --> 00:49:18,520
Speaker 1: is that last one a joke? But apparently not. Pillow

865
00:49:18,600 --> 00:49:23,439
Speaker 1: fighting is being considered a legitimate sport now and there's

866
00:49:23,440 --> 00:49:26,120
Speaker 1: a league and everything. They just had the first pillow

867
00:49:26,200 --> 00:49:30,160
Speaker 1: Fight Championships last weekend in Florida, so you know it's legit.

868
00:49:30,760 --> 00:49:34,160
Speaker 1: The pay per view event reportedly featured hardcore swinging with

869
00:49:34,320 --> 00:49:40,319
Speaker 1: special with a specialized pillow, and people who competed were

870
00:49:40,480 --> 00:49:45,560
Speaker 1: m m A fighters, reality TV stars, bare knuckle boxers, mechanics,

871
00:49:45,960 --> 00:49:50,799
Speaker 1: single moms, and veterinarians. Okay, I see what's going on here.

872
00:49:51,080 --> 00:49:54,520
Speaker 1: Trying to take out some COVID aggression. Yeah, yeah, one

873
00:49:54,719 --> 00:49:57,359
Speaker 1: a great way to take out some COVID aggression too.

874
00:49:57,480 --> 00:50:00,880
Speaker 1: This is absolutely someone thinking about rating, right. So the

875
00:50:01,480 --> 00:50:03,560
Speaker 1: the one thing I do remember about Tokyo is that

876
00:50:03,600 --> 00:50:07,239
Speaker 1: they added skateboarding. X games gets tons of views every year.

877
00:50:07,480 --> 00:50:09,920
Speaker 1: It's very exciting. It's an established sport, easy to get

878
00:50:10,040 --> 00:50:14,000
Speaker 1: enough competitors in there. I wonder if I guess because

879
00:50:14,080 --> 00:50:17,680
Speaker 1: it's one of five events in a smaller category that

880
00:50:18,680 --> 00:50:22,080
Speaker 1: you could probably train, oh my god, training for a

881
00:50:22,120 --> 00:50:24,000
Speaker 1: follow fight, but you could probably get enough athletes to

882
00:50:24,040 --> 00:50:26,080
Speaker 1: be like, okay, that's the thing, like let's go. I

883
00:50:26,160 --> 00:50:28,520
Speaker 1: want my Olympic medal. What I have to do? They

884
00:50:28,600 --> 00:50:30,759
Speaker 1: have to wear these uniforms. Now, if you you can't

885
00:50:30,760 --> 00:50:33,840
Speaker 1: see the picture, but I'll just describe. It looks like

886
00:50:34,320 --> 00:50:39,080
Speaker 1: a terry cloth nineteen twenties bathing suit, and that's it.

887
00:50:39,239 --> 00:50:41,399
Speaker 1: That's what it looks like. And then their pillows are

888
00:50:41,520 --> 00:50:46,839
Speaker 1: like maybe silkcas if you remember that, like rock 'em

889
00:50:46,920 --> 00:50:50,800
Speaker 1: not rockham socking robots. What are those pillow hand fished

890
00:50:50,960 --> 00:50:56,240
Speaker 1: things that you were inflatable? Thank you, sock 'em boppers,

891
00:50:56,520 --> 00:50:59,160
Speaker 1: that's what but in pillow form is what it looks like.

892
00:50:59,760 --> 00:51:01,759
Speaker 1: But don't know what a stock bober is. I like

893
00:51:02,040 --> 00:51:06,080
Speaker 1: that In the list of people they included mechanics. That's

894
00:51:06,160 --> 00:51:09,120
Speaker 1: just funny. I don't know why, but they were like

895
00:51:09,320 --> 00:51:17,240
Speaker 1: m m A fighters, bare knuckle boxers, mechanics, single moms.

896
00:51:17,680 --> 00:51:21,120
Speaker 1: Anyone can do it. Anyone can get punched by a

897
00:51:21,200 --> 00:51:25,279
Speaker 1: bare knuckle boxer. You know, maybe the veterinarians. Thing was

898
00:51:25,480 --> 00:51:27,880
Speaker 1: like a play two horses to be like this one

899
00:51:28,000 --> 00:51:30,200
Speaker 1: is gonna be so much easier for you guys the

900
00:51:30,400 --> 00:51:35,080
Speaker 1: last one. But yeah, the mechanics is confusing, Like riding

901
00:51:35,080 --> 00:51:39,040
Speaker 1: a bike. It does seem like the equivalent of like

902
00:51:39,160 --> 00:51:41,279
Speaker 1: maybe if there was bike jumping, like you had to

903
00:51:41,360 --> 00:51:44,439
Speaker 1: like jump a bike because it's like a a horse

904
00:51:44,560 --> 00:51:46,600
Speaker 1: that you can't punch, or people won't get mad if

905
00:51:46,640 --> 00:51:49,640
Speaker 1: you punch a bike, I guess. But this, like adding

906
00:51:49,680 --> 00:51:54,560
Speaker 1: a combat sport that like presumably no pent athlete has

907
00:51:54,640 --> 00:51:58,800
Speaker 1: ever attempted, is actually kind of fun. I'm I was

908
00:51:58,840 --> 00:52:02,040
Speaker 1: about to criticize it, and then I realized that they

909
00:52:02,040 --> 00:52:04,360
Speaker 1: should do that every Olympics. There should be a wild

910
00:52:04,480 --> 00:52:08,080
Speaker 1: card fifth event that you can just like guarantee nobody

911
00:52:08,200 --> 00:52:11,279
Speaker 1: has any experience in and throw it on on them

912
00:52:11,400 --> 00:52:14,400
Speaker 1: like the day of the event, and see how the

913
00:52:14,480 --> 00:52:17,880
Speaker 1: internet gets to vote. And my first pitch is pirate

914
00:52:17,960 --> 00:52:22,960
Speaker 1: ship battle. You guys got instead of like cannons, you

915
00:52:23,080 --> 00:52:25,839
Speaker 1: have like paintballs, but they're like giants that you put

916
00:52:25,920 --> 00:52:27,960
Speaker 1: in a cannon, you know, so you're just getting splattered

917
00:52:28,000 --> 00:52:31,879
Speaker 1: with paint because the ship most covered in paint loses done.

918
00:52:32,360 --> 00:52:36,120
Speaker 1: And then I paintball is a pretty good idea for

919
00:52:36,160 --> 00:52:38,120
Speaker 1: an Olympic sport. I was gonna say, if you lose,

920
00:52:38,200 --> 00:52:41,400
Speaker 1: then it becomes a swimming event. You know, there you go,

921
00:52:43,239 --> 00:52:47,200
Speaker 1: there you go. But so, pillow fighting championships have been

922
00:52:47,239 --> 00:52:50,560
Speaker 1: a thing for a while in Japan, and the All

923
00:52:50,719 --> 00:52:54,640
Speaker 1: Japan Pillow Fighting Championships were apparently inspired by pillow fights

924
00:52:54,640 --> 00:52:58,440
Speaker 1: held by Japanese students on school trips. They apparently have

925
00:52:58,600 --> 00:53:02,800
Speaker 1: school trip money in Japan for take their kids in

926
00:53:02,840 --> 00:53:06,879
Speaker 1: school trips more than once. But the rules are it's

927
00:53:06,920 --> 00:53:10,719
Speaker 1: like a team sport. Sounds like team dodgeball if you've

928
00:53:10,760 --> 00:53:15,640
Speaker 1: ever played that or witnessed that, but with pillows, except

929
00:53:15,719 --> 00:53:19,759
Speaker 1: it has like fun things like everybody starts in a

930
00:53:20,840 --> 00:53:23,560
Speaker 1: sleeping bag, like you have to like when they blow

931
00:53:23,600 --> 00:53:27,440
Speaker 1: the whistle, everyone's and like laying down under a comforter,

932
00:53:27,640 --> 00:53:29,799
Speaker 1: and then you have to like run up, like jump

933
00:53:29,840 --> 00:53:32,520
Speaker 1: out of bed, grab a pillows, start throwing it at

934
00:53:32,560 --> 00:53:36,640
Speaker 1: each other, and when somebody yells the teacher is coming,

935
00:53:37,000 --> 00:53:40,160
Speaker 1: then everybody like has to run back to their foot

936
00:53:40,280 --> 00:53:43,960
Speaker 1: on pick up more pillows. And then there's a captain

937
00:53:44,200 --> 00:53:47,840
Speaker 1: who you defend with a duvet in let's do it.

938
00:53:48,280 --> 00:53:50,160
Speaker 1: Is this real rules or do you just create that?

939
00:53:50,320 --> 00:53:56,040
Speaker 1: Right now? That's that's a Japanese game that is established

940
00:53:56,080 --> 00:53:58,360
Speaker 1: and has been for a number of years that we

941
00:53:58,440 --> 00:54:01,480
Speaker 1: are choosing to turn our back gone in America for

942
00:54:01,680 --> 00:54:04,640
Speaker 1: some reason and just doing there isn't a boxing ring,

943
00:54:04,719 --> 00:54:08,120
Speaker 1: which is dumb boring, Like that's so much less exciting

944
00:54:08,280 --> 00:54:12,240
Speaker 1: than like, here's literally a team event and the ability

945
00:54:12,360 --> 00:54:16,640
Speaker 1: to defend in a dodgeball. So that's revolutionary. Okay, you

946
00:54:16,680 --> 00:54:19,360
Speaker 1: can only defend in dodgeball if you're good at bouncing

947
00:54:19,400 --> 00:54:21,279
Speaker 1: the ball off the ball already in your hands, and

948
00:54:21,360 --> 00:54:23,120
Speaker 1: eventually you have to throw that ball, so you own's

949
00:54:23,120 --> 00:54:26,439
Speaker 1: a temporary defense like strategy. But the idea of using

950
00:54:26,440 --> 00:54:29,439
Speaker 1: an entire comforter to protect your team captain chef's kiss

951
00:54:29,480 --> 00:54:33,040
Speaker 1: man that we've got real game like stats in here

952
00:54:33,120 --> 00:54:37,520
Speaker 1: now it because like you could just be like the

953
00:54:37,680 --> 00:54:40,400
Speaker 1: sickest with the comforterary. You could just be doing all

954
00:54:40,520 --> 00:54:44,680
Speaker 1: sorts of wild ship. Imagine multiple people using comforters and

955
00:54:44,719 --> 00:54:46,640
Speaker 1: now you don't know where the captain is. You got

956
00:54:46,719 --> 00:54:48,480
Speaker 1: to figure it out, you gotta break it down. Your

957
00:54:48,480 --> 00:54:50,640
Speaker 1: captain can be moving in secret, getting ready to like

958
00:54:51,160 --> 00:54:54,799
Speaker 1: nail the other team's captain. This is very This is thrilling. Yeah,

959
00:54:54,880 --> 00:54:57,520
Speaker 1: it's thrilling. I would absolutely watch this level of pillow

960
00:54:57,600 --> 00:55:00,200
Speaker 1: fights at the Olympic. The Olympics should be more fun.

961
00:55:00,280 --> 00:55:03,239
Speaker 1: It takes itself away too seriously. They're like, we're gonna

962
00:55:03,280 --> 00:55:05,919
Speaker 1: start in Rome. We're gonna run a torch around like blah,

963
00:55:06,480 --> 00:55:08,799
Speaker 1: We've seen it. It's it's good, it's fine, it's whatever.

964
00:55:08,960 --> 00:55:10,919
Speaker 1: But if you really want to get spicy, like bring

965
00:55:11,000 --> 00:55:14,040
Speaker 1: me a paintball championship, I want the actual school level

966
00:55:14,120 --> 00:55:17,439
Speaker 1: pillow fights. I want to see pirate ship battles for sure.

967
00:55:17,560 --> 00:55:18,960
Speaker 1: Just you get that one for free. You don't have

968
00:55:19,000 --> 00:55:20,840
Speaker 1: to pay me anything. I just would the benefit of

969
00:55:20,920 --> 00:55:25,200
Speaker 1: watching grown people paintball. But with pirate ships, is that

970
00:55:25,280 --> 00:55:29,279
Speaker 1: the thing you just made up? Or is that that

971
00:55:29,400 --> 00:55:32,279
Speaker 1: came home from my brain? I would invest money and

972
00:55:32,840 --> 00:55:35,480
Speaker 1: I would absolutely be a ship captain and it it's

973
00:55:35,600 --> 00:55:39,120
Speaker 1: D and D but a whole like extra level of it. Yeah, beautiful.

974
00:55:39,480 --> 00:55:42,640
Speaker 1: The entrance it was either Greece or Rome. They would

975
00:55:42,680 --> 00:55:46,560
Speaker 1: like fill up like stadiums with water and have like

976
00:55:46,840 --> 00:55:50,360
Speaker 1: military ship battles in front of people Like that was

977
00:55:51,320 --> 00:55:54,480
Speaker 1: list wait to get a historical context. Jack, I'm putting

978
00:55:54,520 --> 00:55:56,640
Speaker 1: that in the pitch that you guys have already done this.

979
00:55:56,760 --> 00:56:02,080
Speaker 1: We're just modernizing it for it. Let's yeah, American gladiators

980
00:56:02,160 --> 00:56:07,840
Speaker 1: of of the Olympics with pirate chips. American gladiators is

981
00:56:07,960 --> 00:56:10,759
Speaker 1: fun and the Olympics could use some of that. I

982
00:56:10,840 --> 00:56:14,279
Speaker 1: miss American gladiators. Also, the most fun I've ever had

983
00:56:14,920 --> 00:56:19,000
Speaker 1: was both like having a pillow fight that I was winning,

984
00:56:19,280 --> 00:56:21,120
Speaker 1: getting a lot of clean shots in and then got

985
00:56:21,280 --> 00:56:25,160
Speaker 1: like knocked out clean by a pillow like that. Sometimes

986
00:56:25,239 --> 00:56:28,560
Speaker 1: pillow fights are very violent. Yeah, I mean, I don't

987
00:56:28,600 --> 00:56:30,200
Speaker 1: want to compete in it. I don't want to be

988
00:56:30,320 --> 00:56:32,480
Speaker 1: in any event. I don't like me and hit. I've

989
00:56:32,520 --> 00:56:34,600
Speaker 1: been punched many times. I don't want to be hit

990
00:56:34,760 --> 00:56:40,200
Speaker 1: by anything. Yeah. Yeah, let's do it. Do a fun one, guys.

991
00:56:40,520 --> 00:56:43,600
Speaker 1: All right, Well, Dusty, it's been truly a pleasure having

992
00:56:43,640 --> 00:56:46,840
Speaker 1: you on the Daily Zeitgeist. Where can people find you

993
00:56:47,120 --> 00:56:50,560
Speaker 1: and follow you? Well, I really appreciate you guys having me.

994
00:56:50,920 --> 00:56:55,360
Speaker 1: My website is Dusty slay dot com. All my social

995
00:56:55,440 --> 00:57:01,440
Speaker 1: media is at Dusty Slay. I'm on Instagram, Twitter, face Book, TikTok.

996
00:57:02,120 --> 00:57:05,200
Speaker 1: Very fun stuff and um, and that's yeah. I mean

997
00:57:05,239 --> 00:57:08,000
Speaker 1: you can find me there. I'm there, you know, posting

998
00:57:08,160 --> 00:57:11,719
Speaker 1: videos and stupid pictures. There you go. But it's a

999
00:57:11,760 --> 00:57:13,560
Speaker 1: good time. And is there a tweet or some of

1000
00:57:13,600 --> 00:57:17,240
Speaker 1: the work of social media you've been enjoying. I don't

1001
00:57:17,320 --> 00:57:20,320
Speaker 1: you know. Uh, there is a thing on Instagram that

1002
00:57:20,360 --> 00:57:23,400
Speaker 1: I've seen recently and I don't know, I may have

1003
00:57:23,520 --> 00:57:27,040
Speaker 1: forgot what it's. What it's. Oh, it's called good News

1004
00:57:27,640 --> 00:57:33,360
Speaker 1: Underscore movement, and it's just positive stuff. It's good things

1005
00:57:33,520 --> 00:57:37,760
Speaker 1: happening to people and people having good times. And you know,

1006
00:57:38,360 --> 00:57:40,400
Speaker 1: I don't know, it's fun. I mean that the internet

1007
00:57:40,560 --> 00:57:44,960
Speaker 1: can be a real negative black hole of death, and

1008
00:57:45,880 --> 00:57:47,840
Speaker 1: when do you find something that's good news? It it

1009
00:57:47,960 --> 00:57:51,600
Speaker 1: feels fun. But it's like I was thinking about videos,

1010
00:57:51,640 --> 00:57:55,760
Speaker 1: and I'm like, I consume so much content that who

1011
00:57:55,960 --> 00:57:59,120
Speaker 1: even can remember a thing that they saw. I mean,

1012
00:57:59,160 --> 00:58:01,760
Speaker 1: I would recommend and if you're really looking for something

1013
00:58:01,800 --> 00:58:04,520
Speaker 1: on the internet, pop over to Netflix. Watch The Stand

1014
00:58:04,600 --> 00:58:08,240
Speaker 1: Up season three, episode five. Watch all of the episodes,

1015
00:58:08,320 --> 00:58:11,480
Speaker 1: but watch mine. I would say watch mine first and often,

1016
00:58:11,880 --> 00:58:14,760
Speaker 1: but do watch the others because everyone's very funny on there.

1017
00:58:14,880 --> 00:58:19,120
Speaker 1: It's a great season. Yeah, Brian Simpson's on earlier this

1018
00:58:19,320 --> 00:58:23,840
Speaker 1: week and last week, and we've had Naomi Paragin on

1019
00:58:24,160 --> 00:58:28,760
Speaker 1: before and yeah, just all their an incredible line up. Joel,

1020
00:58:28,840 --> 00:58:31,200
Speaker 1: where can people find you? And what is the tweet

1021
00:58:31,240 --> 00:58:33,840
Speaker 1: you've been enjoying? Well, y'all know me. I'm Joel. Monique

1022
00:58:33,880 --> 00:58:36,280
Speaker 1: can find me all over the internet. Actual Monique. It's

1023
00:58:36,360 --> 00:58:39,120
Speaker 1: j O E l E M l N I q

1024
00:58:39,680 --> 00:58:42,360
Speaker 1: u E my internet. My tweets have been so serious,

1025
00:58:42,480 --> 00:58:45,160
Speaker 1: but um, this is listen. It's a niche tweet. You

1026
00:58:45,240 --> 00:58:48,840
Speaker 1: have to know the people involved. But someone said Max Wolf,

1027
00:58:49,160 --> 00:58:51,520
Speaker 1: I can't say his handle. It's a lot of it's

1028
00:58:51,600 --> 00:58:53,840
Speaker 1: a lot happening there. But someone said Lynn with Field

1029
00:58:54,000 --> 00:58:56,479
Speaker 1: may always play evil, but she has never played broke.

1030
00:58:56,800 --> 00:58:59,080
Speaker 1: And I know that's right, and that's true. If you

1031
00:58:59,120 --> 00:59:01,720
Speaker 1: all know who limit fee of this always plays bad bitch,

1032
00:59:01,840 --> 00:59:04,040
Speaker 1: always has money, and I really respect that out of

1033
00:59:04,040 --> 00:59:05,680
Speaker 1: an actor, just being like, listen, I don't have to

1034
00:59:05,720 --> 00:59:07,720
Speaker 1: have the largest roles, but I'm just never playing broke.

1035
00:59:07,840 --> 00:59:10,120
Speaker 1: In aspiration way to set goals for your life, Lynn,

1036
00:59:10,200 --> 00:59:13,560
Speaker 1: you did it? Lynn Winfield, where where do we know

1037
00:59:13,720 --> 00:59:19,520
Speaker 1: Lynn Winfield from? If you watch a lot of black television,

1038
00:59:20,040 --> 00:59:23,880
Speaker 1: you know Lin Winfield from everywhere. Let's let's pull up

1039
00:59:23,920 --> 00:59:29,240
Speaker 1: some of n Yes, she did, uh she ty Perry's

1040
00:59:29,240 --> 00:59:32,360
Speaker 1: I'm a Da Family Reunion. She did the Justine Baker Story,

1041
00:59:32,400 --> 00:59:35,040
Speaker 1: which I think was a TV movie back in nine one.

1042
00:59:35,560 --> 00:59:38,040
Speaker 1: And yes, she played the mama in dream Leaf, which

1043
00:59:38,160 --> 00:59:41,520
Speaker 1: if you like church drama, which I do, Uh, you

1044
00:59:41,600 --> 00:59:44,880
Speaker 1: can enjoy that. It's it's she listened. Lin Wifiel holds

1045
00:59:44,880 --> 00:59:47,400
Speaker 1: it down for the black community. We love her all right.

1046
00:59:48,040 --> 00:59:50,200
Speaker 1: You can find me on Twitter at Jack underscorel Brian

1047
00:59:50,560 --> 00:59:54,280
Speaker 1: uh tweet, I've been enjoying, Hannah Black tweeted interviewer, can

1048
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Speaker 1: you explain this gapp in your resume and meet? It

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Speaker 1: I also like that you you said if you enjoy

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Speaker 1: church drama. I had not heard that genre of film before,

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Speaker 1: but I'm into it. Yeah, it's it's a strong one.

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Speaker 1: Southern Baptists like black, messy family running the church, lots

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Speaker 1: of people getting saved from their sins. Someone's definitely cheating.

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Speaker 1: There's a cheating husband wife scandal in there. Somewhere. A

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Speaker 1: kid gets off drugs. I used to work at Western

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Speaker 1: Suze line on a Sunday. So I'm very familiar with

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Speaker 1: my own version of church drama and it's three o'clock

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Speaker 1: Mass went way too long. We are hungry right now?

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Speaker 1: I know the energy? Yeah, oh right. Well, you can

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Speaker 1: find us on Twitter at Daily zeit Geist, read the

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Speaker 1: Daily Zeitgeist on Instagram. We have Facebook fan page and

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Speaker 1: a website, Daily zeitgeist dot com, where we post our

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Speaker 1: episodes and our footnotes, but where we link off to

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Speaker 1: the information that we talked about in today's episode, as

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Speaker 1: well as a song that you think you might enjoy.

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Speaker 1: And once again we are bringing in super producer Justin

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Speaker 1: to tell you about a track you should go check out.

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Speaker 1: All right, well, I'm going to continue the trend of

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Speaker 1: highlighting black artists this month, and there's this new artist

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Speaker 1: who's popped up on the scene, Tali a goddess. You

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Speaker 1: will have a hard time believing that she is nineteen

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Speaker 1: years old when you listen to this track poster Girl.

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Speaker 1: It will bring you back to nineties R and B

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Speaker 1: in a real smooth way like she. The silky guitars

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Speaker 1: over it are amazing. And if you love textures in

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Speaker 1: your music, like little surprises like I do, you know

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Speaker 1: it switches seamlessly between eight to weight based music and

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Speaker 1: just a live electric bass, and man, it's so bluesy

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Speaker 1: and jazzy and it'll melt your problems away for a

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Speaker 1: little bit. And you know the song is about a

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Speaker 1: poster girl and just being enamored with the beauty of

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Speaker 1: a woman. And you know, every black woman is a

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Speaker 1: poster girl this month, So you know what, listen to

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Speaker 1: this take your problems away. And you can find this

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Speaker 1: trackster Girl by Talia Goddess and the footnotes right here. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: all right, Well, The Daily Zeitgeist is a production by

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Speaker 1: your favorite shows. That's gonna do it for us this morning.

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Speaker 1: We are back this afternoon to tell you what's trending

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