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Speaker 1: Rock did not stab Will Smith? Well I got you

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Speaker 1: Right there, it's a Jewel show, and it's almost time

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Speaker 1: for Sounds Trendy, where we give you a sound from

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry for starting all of your days like that.

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Speaker 1: We're covering you. Guys, were so sad. You're like, as

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Speaker 1: But it's fine. The closet should be just an easy

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Speaker 1: Mornings on the twenties. Hello, Hi, Yes, this is Kevin

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Speaker 1: Parsley calling from insurance. I was looking for mia um.

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Speaker 1: I am handling an insurance claim for her homeowner's insurance

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Speaker 1: Mhmm is that true. I don't know how you know this. Okay,

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Speaker 1: So I don't know if you know how insurance works.

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Speaker 1: oh no, not at all, No, no, no, Okay, Now

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Speaker 1: What is your dirty little secret? Our key? I don't

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Speaker 1: know what it is. Girls I'm talking to it's her people.

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Speaker 1: afraid about it, insures. Just dear God, why hasself forsaken

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Speaker 1: the person at all. Live fish, a fish, actual fish. Lord,

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Speaker 1: Why have you done this to me for the seventh

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Speaker 1: Please don't catfish me again. Here's twenty bucks. Amen. Give

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Speaker 1: one time. You don't think I'm joking. I call it

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Speaker 1: one time. It's a man toody. Want to serve me

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Speaker 1: some papers? Oh that's hilarious. Actually got served? I bet

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Speaker 1: they do that a lot. Actually, seven, that's an amazing

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Speaker 1: you leave? Yeah? I have to tell her how I look?

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Speaker 1: Look you you ain't You ain't huge? Shouting No, you

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Speaker 1: you want I'm out. Have you guys ever been catfished before? Yes?

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Speaker 1: I knew instantly as soon as he got out of

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Speaker 1: his truck not happened. Right away, not happening. And then

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Speaker 1: I stoopided me proceeded to the whole dang date. He

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Speaker 1: took a picture of us put on a social media

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Speaker 1: and his family, whose whole family was like, who's this?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, No dude, I was like this, I'm

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Speaker 1: just like I'm not doing that anymore. Look what I found.

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Speaker 1: What I did. I went on a date one time.

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Speaker 1: I was just out of high school and one of

428
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Speaker 1: my friends girlfriends was like, you gotta meet my friend.

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Speaker 1: She would love you, right and saw I was like, okay.

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Speaker 1: And this was back in the day. I'm a little

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Speaker 1: bit older. There was no Facebook. There weren't and it

432
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Speaker 1: was just fine. So not even that. So we had

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Speaker 1: talked on the phone or whatever, and then I drove.

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Speaker 1: I was like, well, we made at this coffee place.

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Speaker 1: And then I showed up, but I didn't go in.

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Speaker 1: I showed up before her, but I was like, I've

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Speaker 1: never seen her before, and I also don't trust my

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Speaker 1: friend's girlfriend's judgment. So I parked by the window and

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Speaker 1: then I was just looking in the window, and then

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Speaker 1: you know, I saw someone walk in, and so now

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Speaker 1: I was like, hey, um, are you there? And then

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Speaker 1: I saw her, the girl that I thought it might be,

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Speaker 1: take out her phone and respond to it saying that

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Speaker 1: it was her. And then I was like, I thought,

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Speaker 1: so okay, cool, and then I was like, I'm almost there,

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Speaker 1: and then I just left talked to her again. My

447
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Speaker 1: friends girlfriend was not happy with me about that one.

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Speaker 1: But I bet if they lie, though, then that's fine.

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Speaker 1: They dessert. I don't know what to do that they'd

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Speaker 1: be a little defense sometimes they do that still, but

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Speaker 1: I don't have a warm shoulder. I kind of feel

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Speaker 1: bad for you. Maybe we should do like a dating

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Speaker 1: game show on here and try and find you a

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Speaker 1: real person, yo'all. Ear Yeah, I'll show up to the date.

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Speaker 1: The Jubil Show on demand, Welcome to the I n N,

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Speaker 1: the Idian News Network where idiots aren't just in the news.

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Speaker 1: For Friday, April first, twenty twenty five, April Fools, I'm

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Speaker 1: Jewel Fresh and if thank you all right, it's all cleared, Well,

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Speaker 1: maybe I'm jubil Fresh. And if you feel like you're

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Speaker 1: having a bad day, did you lose half a million

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Speaker 1: dollars because you don't know one of your passwords? Oh

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Speaker 1: well somebody did, and we'll tell you all about it

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Speaker 1: in just a second. But first let's meet the idiots.

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Speaker 1: I'm Alex Fresh and once the love baby mama was

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Speaker 1: complaining on Twitter the other day about having to give

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Speaker 1: up something because her baby daddies aren't paying up. I

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Speaker 1: have who what and all the juicy details on their

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Speaker 1: responses coming ride up. And I'm English Chevin And is

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Speaker 1: that salad dressing in my salad or is it just

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Speaker 1: really happy to see me? Or on that coming up

471
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Speaker 1: in my story, I'm Christian Gray Snow And sometimes, like

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Speaker 1: when you're an alleged murderer, it's best to just sit

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Speaker 1: things out. I'll explain what I'm talking about in my story.

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Speaker 1: That's coming up in my story. Okay, more on those

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Speaker 1: in just a second before your first third of the the

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Speaker 1: day in the i ND. He didn't his network, the airport,

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Speaker 1: the news ridiculous, it's so bad. I do love that song, though,

478
00:26:20,920 --> 00:26:22,960
Speaker 1: so sometimes I'm doing it just so I can hear it.

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Speaker 1: A man lost five hundred thousand dollars in cryptocurrency because

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Speaker 1: his trader died with his password and he doesn't know

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Speaker 1: his password. Get a search warrant. Nobody for that dude

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Speaker 1: knows the password, and he is out five hundred thousand dollars.

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Speaker 1: There's got to be something they can do with like

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Speaker 1: the thing in the computer whatever it's called box for

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Speaker 1: computer technically, with the thing and the thing, the memory thing.

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Speaker 1: This has happened a bunch. Remember the guy a few

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Speaker 1: like a year ago who had one hundreds of millions

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Speaker 1: of dollars almost a billion dollars or something like that

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Speaker 1: in cryptocurrency, but he couldn't get into his hard drive

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Speaker 1: because he forgot the password. Yeah. And the other one

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Speaker 1: who realized that he threw away his computer and he's

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Speaker 1: been searching for eight years in a landfill, yeah, every day.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I don't blame him referred in the landfill too.

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Speaker 1: So don't throw your computer away and make sure you

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Speaker 1: write down your passwords where it's easy to find. Always

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Speaker 1: put your password written down somewhere where it's super easy

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Speaker 1: to find. All right, this is the i n N,

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Speaker 1: the Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just in the news.

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Speaker 1: The news for next story today, let's send it on

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Speaker 1: over to Alex rash who's on location. Well, I'm here

501
00:27:29,240 --> 00:27:33,359
Speaker 1: to talk about Black China, who is an old rapper.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if she's not in the game anymore.

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Speaker 1: What does she do? She's Rob Kardashians baby. Yeah, I

504
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Speaker 1: was getting there. She's just trying to like find money

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Speaker 1: wherever she can't, I guess because she has a baby

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Speaker 1: with Tiger and a baby with Rob Kardashian. And she

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Speaker 1: posted on her job. Yeah, she posted on Twitter yesterday

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Speaker 1: I had to give up three of my cars, my reasons,

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Speaker 1: moral's beliefs, being a single mother, no support, I'm a mama.

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Speaker 1: So then Rob Kardashian clapped back, which was so amazing

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Speaker 1: to see. He commented, I paid thirty seven thousand a

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Speaker 1: year for my daughter's school. I handle every single medical expense,

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Speaker 1: I pay for all of her extracurricular activities. I have

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Speaker 1: my daughter from Tuesday through Saturday. Why would I pay

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Speaker 1: support like five days a week. I was gonna say

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Speaker 1: that's over, Like that's the majority of the week she

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Speaker 1: should be paying him. I know what. Not only is

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Speaker 1: she used to be a rapper, she used to be

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Speaker 1: a mom too. She knows I was sending it back

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Speaker 1: to you. This is the i n N, the Idiot

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Speaker 1: News Network where idiots aren't just in the news for

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Speaker 1: next story the day, Let's send it on over to

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Speaker 1: the English evan who was currently trying to get child

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Speaker 1: support from Black Chinatoo. He has no kids. I'm actually

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Speaker 1: in Oregon with a man who is suing Red Robin

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Speaker 1: for one million dollars off del what I was just thinking,

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Speaker 1: suing them for being too delicious. I wanted to do

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Speaker 1: that a few times. I've taken a bite of a friend.

529
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Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, this should be a legal One man

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Speaker 1: found swimmers in his salad. Swimmers like floating like like

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Speaker 1: a man swim Is that would come out of him?

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Speaker 1: How does he know that that's a hold on? That's

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Speaker 1: a great question. It was supposed to be dressing. It

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Speaker 1: was supposed to be dressing. Worried about you, guys, I'm

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Speaker 1: always worried about that because people are nasty and coming

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Speaker 1: to contact with it with that problem. It's like earlier today.

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Speaker 1: I like your I do like your point, though, is

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Speaker 1: how did he know? I mean, that's pretty weird if

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Speaker 1: like some Caesar dressing. And then he's like, for simply,

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Speaker 1: wait a second, this is Caesar dressing. But I think

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Speaker 1: it's just a damn named Caesar. Caesar dressing was so salty.

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Speaker 1: How do you know? Okay, I'm assuming it is. For

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Speaker 1: our next story of the day, let's send it over

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Speaker 1: to Christian Gray Snow, who might not be able to

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Speaker 1: get through it because he's about puke. I'm hanging over

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Speaker 1: dear life over here. I'm on location in Las Vegas

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Speaker 1: where O. J. Simpson lives, and he is speaking on

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Speaker 1: behalf of the Will Smith versus Chris Rock situation. Oh

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Speaker 1: and Seth Day. He thinks things went a little too far.

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Speaker 1: It needs to get it, Will Smith to calm down

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Speaker 1: that just manage your emotions, Will God It in News

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Speaker 1: Network radios aren't just in the news. The Tune in

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Speaker 1: Monday for another hard hitting report from the I N N.

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Speaker 1: Remember you can follow the show on social media at

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Speaker 1: the Jewel Show follow all of us individually. I amn't

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Speaker 1: the radio, and I'm at Christian Gray Snows The Jewel

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Speaker 1: Show on demand. It's another jewil Phone Crameyday Mornings on

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Speaker 1: the twenties. Thank you for calling. This is Matthew. How

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Speaker 1: can I help you? Hi, Matthew, how are you? My

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Speaker 1: name is Pete Eakins, and I am looking to schedule

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Speaker 1: a reservation with you guys. I know you're very popular

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Speaker 1: restaurant in town, so you're probably pretty booked up, but

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Speaker 1: I want to see if I can get in there asap. Yes, sir,

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Speaker 1: let me pull up my scheduling book. Recluse it, Pete,

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Speaker 1: It's yeah, Pete. You guys, I know doud do you

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Speaker 1: do a lot of special occasion type things birthdays, anniversaries

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Speaker 1: and things like that. Um, yeah, sir, like we've done.

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Speaker 1: We've had proposals and wedding receptions or you know, writing

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Speaker 1: rehearsals and things like that. What are you what are

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Speaker 1: you looking to do? Well? It's it's me and the

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Speaker 1: missus anniversary. Okay, congratulations. How how long have you been married?

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Speaker 1: We have been married twelve years. Congratulations, that's why I

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Speaker 1: wanted to book a table there. There's gonna be twenty

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Speaker 1: two people, So it's a big party, all of her

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Speaker 1: friends and family for our anniversary. I've got a big

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Speaker 1: surprise planned, all right, So do you need any kind

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Speaker 1: of assistance with your surprise? Like do we need to

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Speaker 1: bring any champagne out at a certain time, or cake

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Speaker 1: or any kind of anything like that. Well, yeah, you

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Speaker 1: know what, some champagne would be nice, actually, and I

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Speaker 1: would have the champagne is a specific time. I wouldn't

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Speaker 1: want it right after I reveal to her friends and

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Speaker 1: family that are gonna be sitting with us in the

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Speaker 1: entire restaurant that she's been cheating on me for two years.

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Speaker 1: And I've got pictures and I'm gonna throw them right

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Speaker 1: out on the table because I hired a private investigator,

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Speaker 1: and I'm going to call her all sorts of names,

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Speaker 1: and then I'm gonna sit back in a chair and

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Speaker 1: drink some champagne and soak in the awkwardness. Happy anniversary, half.

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Speaker 1: I'm very sorry to hear that. I don't think that

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Speaker 1: that's something that we could help you out with. Well,

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Speaker 1: I don't expect you guys to break the news that

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Speaker 1: she's been cheating on me for two years. I mean,

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Speaker 1: I kind of want to do it at this point.

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Speaker 1: I've known for a year and a half and I've

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Speaker 1: just been waiting for our twelve year anniversary to just

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Speaker 1: drop it on her, and I can't wait to do

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Speaker 1: it at your establishment. I understand all that. I'm just saying.

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Speaker 1: I don't think that that's something that I don't think

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Speaker 1: the other patrons in our restaurant are going to want

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Speaker 1: to be a part of those. They don't have to

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Speaker 1: be a part of it, but I would love for

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Speaker 1: them to see it, just see that is by seeing it,

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Speaker 1: there being a part of that, and it's in case

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Speaker 1: there's some kind of argument or some kind of fight

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Speaker 1: or anything like God forbid anything like that. But we

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Speaker 1: just can't be you know, we can't really have that.

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Speaker 1: If you do, you wonder okay, So well, all right,

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Speaker 1: I think what you're concerned about is a big scene

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Speaker 1: in a big argument, maybe a possible fight, and I've

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Speaker 1: already planned for that. So when I revealed to her

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Speaker 1: for our big anniversary dinner in front of all of

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Speaker 1: her friends and family in your entire restaurant, that I

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Speaker 1: know she's been cheating on me for a year and

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Speaker 1: a half, and it's our twelve year anniversary. I already

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Speaker 1: planned on fighting her father because I don't like him anyway,

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Speaker 1: but I was planning on already taking him outside to

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Speaker 1: beat him up. I promise I will not exchange fisticuffs

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Speaker 1: with that man. In your trying to pete, I'm trying

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Speaker 1: to tell you that we don't. I don't want any

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Speaker 1: kind of interay like this is a nice place to

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Speaker 1: come and visit. I don't want any kind of drama

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Speaker 1: or anything like that. It's something that we don't We

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Speaker 1: really do not want to have involved with the restaurant.

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Speaker 1: Do you have valet? Yeah? We do. I don't know.

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Speaker 1: Valet is not really important right now. I'm more worried

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Speaker 1: about the fact that you that you want to do

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Speaker 1: this here and we can't. We can't have that here. Yeah. Well,

630
00:33:53,120 --> 00:33:55,480
Speaker 1: the reason I asked about the valet was because I

631
00:33:55,480 --> 00:33:56,920
Speaker 1: want to know where the cars are going to be parked,

632
00:33:56,960 --> 00:33:59,360
Speaker 1: because at the same time that I'm exposing to her

633
00:33:59,360 --> 00:34:01,520
Speaker 1: and her friend Emily and everybody in the restaurant that

634
00:34:01,560 --> 00:34:03,760
Speaker 1: I know she's been cheating on me for a year

635
00:34:03,800 --> 00:34:05,760
Speaker 1: and a half, when we've been together twelve years. That

636
00:34:05,800 --> 00:34:08,680
Speaker 1: then I'm gonna fight her father. I was also I

637
00:34:08,760 --> 00:34:10,719
Speaker 1: hired a group of thugs to set her car on fire,

638
00:34:11,160 --> 00:34:13,200
Speaker 1: so I didn't want it to be in your valet area,

639
00:34:13,239 --> 00:34:15,000
Speaker 1: so I would have her park obviously, just in the

640
00:34:15,040 --> 00:34:17,160
Speaker 1: regular Yeah, and that's and like that's what I'm saying.

641
00:34:17,160 --> 00:34:20,319
Speaker 1: Like that, like you saying that that's arson, So like

642
00:34:20,440 --> 00:34:23,520
Speaker 1: you telling me that makes me an accomplice? You know, Actually, pet,

643
00:34:23,520 --> 00:34:25,080
Speaker 1: I've got your name. Just what's the I need the

644
00:34:25,120 --> 00:34:27,239
Speaker 1: rest of your information so I can just contact the

645
00:34:27,280 --> 00:34:29,600
Speaker 1: police and let them know what's going on. Oh sure, Yeah,

646
00:34:29,680 --> 00:34:31,719
Speaker 1: this is Jewel from the Jewil Show and it's a

647
00:34:31,760 --> 00:34:33,520
Speaker 1: phone prank. That's what this is. So you can take

648
00:34:33,560 --> 00:34:37,240
Speaker 1: that down. Please don't call the cops. What did you say?

649
00:34:37,719 --> 00:34:39,920
Speaker 1: I said, this is a phone prank and your bartender

650
00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:45,600
Speaker 1: loose set you up. This is Jewel from the Jewel Show. Ridiculous.

651
00:34:45,880 --> 00:34:47,640
Speaker 1: Did you really think that some maniac was going to

652
00:34:47,680 --> 00:34:50,880
Speaker 1: come to your restaurant? Of course I did. Like do

653
00:34:50,960 --> 00:34:53,760
Speaker 1: we give random weird customers calling up all the time?

654
00:34:55,960 --> 00:35:00,719
Speaker 1: The Jewil Show on demand? First, Dave Ball, this is

655
00:35:00,719 --> 00:35:03,000
Speaker 1: the first, it's a Jewels Show. Time for your first

656
00:35:03,040 --> 00:35:05,360
Speaker 1: date follow up, and Leslie is on the phone because

657
00:35:05,360 --> 00:35:06,840
Speaker 1: she's not getting a call back from a dude she

658
00:35:06,880 --> 00:35:09,480
Speaker 1: went out on date with and apparently they met on Instagram.

659
00:35:09,760 --> 00:35:13,360
Speaker 1: On Instagram. I've never heard of that before. Whoa crazy?

660
00:35:13,480 --> 00:35:15,560
Speaker 1: That's how I met my Husband's how I talk about

661
00:35:15,560 --> 00:35:21,279
Speaker 1: my wifriend what Yeah, Wow, that's crazy. Leslie is on

662
00:35:21,320 --> 00:35:23,040
Speaker 1: the phone today for a first day follow up. She's

663
00:35:23,040 --> 00:35:24,720
Speaker 1: not getting a call back from a guy named Richard

664
00:35:24,760 --> 00:35:28,480
Speaker 1: that she met on Instagram. Um, before we get into

665
00:35:28,640 --> 00:35:31,759
Speaker 1: everything about the date and stuff, Leslie, how long has

666
00:35:31,800 --> 00:35:34,719
Speaker 1: it been since you've heard from him? I mean like

667
00:35:34,920 --> 00:35:37,880
Speaker 1: two weeks pretty much? And how many times have you

668
00:35:37,920 --> 00:35:39,280
Speaker 1: tried to reach out to him in those two weeks?

669
00:35:40,200 --> 00:35:44,600
Speaker 1: Maybe h three times? And like I texted him and

670
00:35:44,800 --> 00:35:48,160
Speaker 1: like four texts. It's different from a from a guy

671
00:35:48,239 --> 00:35:50,719
Speaker 1: to a woman, from a woman to a dude. It's

672
00:35:50,760 --> 00:35:53,080
Speaker 1: it's you. You're allowed more text until you're a creep.

673
00:35:53,080 --> 00:35:54,600
Speaker 1: A guy's a creep after like three. Well, but a

674
00:35:54,640 --> 00:35:57,359
Speaker 1: woman called really seemed creepy too. If she's doing a man,

675
00:35:57,560 --> 00:35:59,960
Speaker 1: it's very hard. It's hard. It's very hard for one

676
00:36:00,080 --> 00:36:01,880
Speaker 1: to be creepy. They can be. Yeah, I experienced it,

677
00:36:01,920 --> 00:36:03,960
Speaker 1: but it's very difficult. It takes a long time. Anyway,

678
00:36:04,320 --> 00:36:06,399
Speaker 1: tell us how you met. We know Instagram, but tell

679
00:36:06,440 --> 00:36:09,719
Speaker 1: us more about it. Well we you know, he likes

680
00:36:09,800 --> 00:36:11,799
Speaker 1: my pictures and I like Hans. We follow each other

681
00:36:11,880 --> 00:36:15,080
Speaker 1: and it didn't take long for us to start messaging,

682
00:36:15,239 --> 00:36:18,759
Speaker 1: and we really had like you know, you just like

683
00:36:19,080 --> 00:36:21,640
Speaker 1: you can't do anything except for message back and forth.

684
00:36:21,719 --> 00:36:24,120
Speaker 1: Like I was just in it. So it got a

685
00:36:24,160 --> 00:36:28,839
Speaker 1: little like spicy, a little naughty, and like I want

686
00:36:28,920 --> 00:36:32,080
Speaker 1: more of that, but like I also want to like

687
00:36:32,200 --> 00:36:34,799
Speaker 1: go out, you want more of what he was dming you,

688
00:36:34,840 --> 00:36:37,719
Speaker 1: but like in person, yeah, yeah, I wanted I want

689
00:36:37,760 --> 00:36:39,600
Speaker 1: to cash in on that. Were you impressed by what

690
00:36:39,640 --> 00:36:42,520
Speaker 1: he was dming you? Yeah, I mean it was odd,

691
00:36:44,560 --> 00:36:46,600
Speaker 1: you know, just get that feeling or you just like

692
00:36:46,640 --> 00:36:49,239
Speaker 1: I really would like this person to do what he's saying.

693
00:36:49,360 --> 00:36:51,879
Speaker 1: You know. So you guys ended up going in a date.

694
00:36:52,040 --> 00:36:56,160
Speaker 1: How did that go? I mean it was it was good.

695
00:36:56,520 --> 00:36:59,680
Speaker 1: I will say, like some of it was like what

696
00:37:00,040 --> 00:37:03,400
Speaker 1: like it, I guess what we would have brewery and

697
00:37:03,800 --> 00:37:07,000
Speaker 1: like we went to dinner after the brewery and it

698
00:37:07,080 --> 00:37:09,960
Speaker 1: was it was fine. Like he he says he's working

699
00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:13,120
Speaker 1: a lot and you know, we had a good conversation,

700
00:37:13,200 --> 00:37:16,160
Speaker 1: but like I don't really drink beer, Like I would

701
00:37:16,160 --> 00:37:17,759
Speaker 1: like to go in a different date that's maybe not

702
00:37:17,840 --> 00:37:20,359
Speaker 1: just like I want to like go to a place

703
00:37:20,400 --> 00:37:24,640
Speaker 1: where maybe there's more yeah, tottails rather than just beer

704
00:37:24,640 --> 00:37:28,040
Speaker 1: and wine. They had hot dogs, like I didn't really

705
00:37:28,080 --> 00:37:29,880
Speaker 1: eat hot dogs, Like, I don't know. It was I

706
00:37:29,880 --> 00:37:33,200
Speaker 1: didn't want to ruin his good time. I would want

707
00:37:33,200 --> 00:37:35,279
Speaker 1: to know too, though, why you're being ghosted? Yeah, why

708
00:37:35,320 --> 00:37:36,839
Speaker 1: do you think you're Why do you think that you're

709
00:37:36,840 --> 00:37:39,920
Speaker 1: getting ghosted? I mean I would hate to think that,

710
00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:42,200
Speaker 1: like he's like living a double life. I don't think

711
00:37:42,280 --> 00:37:46,000
Speaker 1: that's but like that's crossed my mind. But also, uh,

712
00:37:46,040 --> 00:37:48,719
Speaker 1: I don't know, maybe he doesn't like me. Maybe I

713
00:37:49,080 --> 00:37:51,080
Speaker 1: don't know it because I don't like beer. I mean

714
00:37:51,080 --> 00:37:53,239
Speaker 1: I tried to like it. I just was there any

715
00:37:53,280 --> 00:37:55,600
Speaker 1: other like point in your date where you thought that

716
00:37:55,800 --> 00:37:57,640
Speaker 1: maybe you said something that he didn't like or something

717
00:37:57,680 --> 00:38:01,480
Speaker 1: that happened possibly, Yeah, I mean we did talk a lot,

718
00:38:01,600 --> 00:38:05,400
Speaker 1: and you know, it was not as racy as our

719
00:38:05,520 --> 00:38:08,160
Speaker 1: dms were. But it's weird when you are you know,

720
00:38:08,239 --> 00:38:10,080
Speaker 1: you're dming like that and then you meet up in

721
00:38:10,120 --> 00:38:13,160
Speaker 1: person and it's cold, like you're like, I mean, we've

722
00:38:13,160 --> 00:38:16,600
Speaker 1: done way more virtually than we've well do it now.

723
00:38:16,680 --> 00:38:19,799
Speaker 1: Maybe you look different than what your pictures show. He's

724
00:38:19,800 --> 00:38:21,919
Speaker 1: got the nerve to say the things that he said

725
00:38:21,920 --> 00:38:23,480
Speaker 1: to you in DM, but in person he's like, I

726
00:38:23,480 --> 00:38:25,440
Speaker 1: could never get it's harder. It's harder in person for sure,

727
00:38:25,520 --> 00:38:28,200
Speaker 1: especially on a first date. Is it possible that he

728
00:38:28,200 --> 00:38:30,360
Speaker 1: could be ghosteing you because of the amount of messages

729
00:38:30,600 --> 00:38:34,439
Speaker 1: that you've sent him after Possibly, but like I would

730
00:38:34,480 --> 00:38:36,600
Speaker 1: like to plan a different date with him. I don't know.

731
00:38:36,719 --> 00:38:38,239
Speaker 1: Maybe we can have a different result, but I'm not

732
00:38:38,239 --> 00:38:41,080
Speaker 1: even getting anything back from him. Maybe he died. I

733
00:38:41,120 --> 00:38:42,880
Speaker 1: don't know. I don't think that he's been commenting on

734
00:38:42,920 --> 00:38:46,440
Speaker 1: other people. Dudes don't just ghost for no reason. I

735
00:38:46,480 --> 00:38:48,640
Speaker 1: will say this, if you guys are dming like you

736
00:38:48,640 --> 00:38:52,560
Speaker 1: were dming right, then maybe I mean for him not

737
00:38:52,560 --> 00:38:54,040
Speaker 1: to call you back. It's kind of weird because like

738
00:38:54,440 --> 00:38:56,080
Speaker 1: a lot of guys would just stick around to make

739
00:38:56,120 --> 00:38:59,200
Speaker 1: the dms come to real life and then split. So

740
00:38:59,200 --> 00:39:01,239
Speaker 1: so he figured out play a song, come back and

741
00:39:01,280 --> 00:39:05,600
Speaker 1: then call him and get your first date follow up? Okay,

742
00:39:05,760 --> 00:39:08,000
Speaker 1: all right, we'll do next, It's a jewel show. If

743
00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:10,040
Speaker 1: you're just joining us for today's first date follow up,

744
00:39:10,160 --> 00:39:13,720
Speaker 1: Leslie is on the phone, and Leslie is getting ghosted

745
00:39:13,760 --> 00:39:17,200
Speaker 1: by a dude named Richard, and Richard is Richard hasn't

746
00:39:17,239 --> 00:39:18,799
Speaker 1: talked to her since their date they went out a

747
00:39:18,800 --> 00:39:20,839
Speaker 1: few weeks ago. She's heard nothing since, so she tried

748
00:39:20,880 --> 00:39:22,440
Speaker 1: reaching out to him a bunch. She thinks maybe she's

749
00:39:22,440 --> 00:39:24,759
Speaker 1: not getting a call back because she's tried too hard

750
00:39:24,800 --> 00:39:26,960
Speaker 1: to get a hold of him and texted him and

751
00:39:26,960 --> 00:39:28,560
Speaker 1: maybe message him a little bit too much. But they

752
00:39:28,640 --> 00:39:31,120
Speaker 1: met on Instagram. They were having some pretty hot and

753
00:39:31,200 --> 00:39:35,480
Speaker 1: heavy and spicy direct messages between each other, and then

754
00:39:35,480 --> 00:39:37,799
Speaker 1: they went out to a brewery in person and the

755
00:39:37,920 --> 00:39:42,319
Speaker 1: spice turned into mild salsa. I didn't think of a

756
00:39:42,320 --> 00:39:44,600
Speaker 1: good way to say that, but it was just like

757
00:39:44,640 --> 00:39:47,400
Speaker 1: the same heat wasn't there as I was before in

758
00:39:47,440 --> 00:39:49,040
Speaker 1: the direct messages, and so it was kind of She

759
00:39:49,120 --> 00:39:50,840
Speaker 1: felt like it was kind of a lame compared to

760
00:39:50,880 --> 00:39:52,439
Speaker 1: what she thought it was going to be, and since

761
00:39:52,480 --> 00:39:54,200
Speaker 1: the date she hasn't heard anything from him. I didn't

762
00:39:54,200 --> 00:39:56,120
Speaker 1: ask you at the end of that first part, Leslie,

763
00:39:56,200 --> 00:39:59,600
Speaker 1: did you guys kiss? I don't know. It was like

764
00:39:59,680 --> 00:40:02,359
Speaker 1: a hug and like he kind of kissed me a little,

765
00:40:02,440 --> 00:40:04,359
Speaker 1: like on the side of my face, but it was like,

766
00:40:04,520 --> 00:40:07,160
Speaker 1: I don't know. We didn't make out or anything. A

767
00:40:07,239 --> 00:40:10,239
Speaker 1: cheek kiss is not It's not a good sign. If

768
00:40:10,280 --> 00:40:13,080
Speaker 1: you've been talking about all kinds of different kisses in

769
00:40:13,080 --> 00:40:16,680
Speaker 1: your direct messages, the cheek kissing person might mean something, well,

770
00:40:16,680 --> 00:40:19,680
Speaker 1: I'm in a dallas on right now. Okay, here we go, Okay,

771
00:40:19,719 --> 00:40:39,880
Speaker 1: all right, thanks guys. Hello, Oh my god? Is this Richard?

772
00:40:41,320 --> 00:40:45,400
Speaker 1: H Yeah? Who's this? On the phone with Richard? Oh? Crap,

773
00:40:45,520 --> 00:40:47,759
Speaker 1: on the phone with Richard. I don't even know who

774
00:40:47,760 --> 00:40:51,400
Speaker 1: this suit? You know what I'm not interested in? Okay, No,

775
00:40:51,400 --> 00:40:53,440
Speaker 1: oh no, no, no no, don't hang up? Richard? Are you

776
00:40:53,480 --> 00:40:57,759
Speaker 1: still there? Yeah? What's this about? This is the Jewels Show.

777
00:40:57,800 --> 00:40:59,640
Speaker 1: It's a radio show. My name is Jewels and Minds

778
00:40:59,640 --> 00:41:01,719
Speaker 1: Alex and minding the Sheepond and we are big fans

779
00:41:01,719 --> 00:41:06,839
Speaker 1: of yours. Did they win something? Um? You might. We're

780
00:41:06,840 --> 00:41:08,279
Speaker 1: doing a thing we do on the show called the

781
00:41:08,360 --> 00:41:10,799
Speaker 1: first Date follow Up. What that is? It's where if

782
00:41:10,840 --> 00:41:12,400
Speaker 1: you go out on a date with someone and then

783
00:41:12,520 --> 00:41:14,839
Speaker 1: end up not calling them back, they can email us

784
00:41:14,880 --> 00:41:17,280
Speaker 1: to get you on the phone and ask what happened?

785
00:41:17,400 --> 00:41:21,560
Speaker 1: And so we got an email about you from a

786
00:41:21,600 --> 00:41:30,840
Speaker 1: woman named Leslie. Great, what about what about me? Well?

787
00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:33,040
Speaker 1: Leslie said that you guys met on Instagram and you

788
00:41:33,040 --> 00:41:34,840
Speaker 1: went out on a date to a brewery and she

789
00:41:34,920 --> 00:41:37,239
Speaker 1: thought you were pretty cool. She said the date was

790
00:41:37,280 --> 00:41:39,279
Speaker 1: a little bit lackluster, and she thought you might have

791
00:41:39,640 --> 00:41:42,440
Speaker 1: also felt like the date wasn't necessarily the best, but

792
00:41:42,560 --> 00:41:44,600
Speaker 1: she wanted to see you again. Is reach out to

793
00:41:44,600 --> 00:41:46,120
Speaker 1: you a few times and you won't answer, So she's

794
00:41:46,160 --> 00:41:53,200
Speaker 1: wondering what happened? Well she is else okay for good

795
00:41:53,280 --> 00:41:57,480
Speaker 1: or bad? Yeah? Oh yeah, she's freaking great. Well she's great.

796
00:41:57,520 --> 00:41:59,839
Speaker 1: Are you being sarcastic? Yeaeah? If she's great, wiring you're

797
00:41:59,800 --> 00:42:02,960
Speaker 1: calling her back? I mean she's great. I didn't say

798
00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:05,759
Speaker 1: I wanted to marry her. She's cool, but like I don't,

799
00:42:05,760 --> 00:42:08,600
Speaker 1: don't keep my options open? What I don't barely know her?

800
00:42:08,800 --> 00:42:11,560
Speaker 1: But is there anything that she did like to you

801
00:42:11,760 --> 00:42:13,839
Speaker 1: that makes you not want to cool about? Really? I

802
00:42:13,840 --> 00:42:18,240
Speaker 1: mean she's cool, she's she's a good backup plan, ohashi

803
00:42:18,800 --> 00:42:25,880
Speaker 1: backup plan? Yeah? Excuse me, excuse me, Richard, I am

804
00:42:25,960 --> 00:42:31,880
Speaker 1: nobody sucking backup plan? Who's this? Who's that? Hello, Richard?

805
00:42:31,960 --> 00:42:33,960
Speaker 1: I'm sorry about that. You're supposed to wait until I

806
00:42:33,960 --> 00:42:37,120
Speaker 1: tell you Leslie. Leslie is on the phone listening, wants

807
00:42:37,120 --> 00:42:39,120
Speaker 1: to talk to you, and apparently she doesn't feel like

808
00:42:39,120 --> 00:42:43,480
Speaker 1: she's anybody's effing backup plan. This is great, Thanks guys.

809
00:42:43,640 --> 00:42:45,360
Speaker 1: This is what I get for being honest. You but

810
00:42:45,520 --> 00:42:48,160
Speaker 1: me out there like this? Is this how you talk

811
00:42:48,480 --> 00:42:53,800
Speaker 1: about women? Are you series? You're a pig? I can't

812
00:42:53,800 --> 00:43:01,360
Speaker 1: believe you're on the phone right now. I mean up, Leslie,

813
00:43:01,360 --> 00:43:05,080
Speaker 1: I'm about bake it up to you. I'm sorry, absolutely not. No.

814
00:43:05,239 --> 00:43:08,879
Speaker 1: Maybe why you just call on your other backup plans? Hey,

815
00:43:09,680 --> 00:43:11,840
Speaker 1: I didn't mean. I didn't want to hurt your feelings.

816
00:43:12,239 --> 00:43:14,319
Speaker 1: I'll take you out. It's my treat. Come on, let's

817
00:43:14,360 --> 00:43:17,680
Speaker 1: go out. No, get that through your stupid Hey, I'm

818
00:43:17,680 --> 00:43:19,800
Speaker 1: not going out with you again. Backup plan? What do

819
00:43:19,880 --> 00:43:22,799
Speaker 1: you think? Come on this show? Put me up to it.

820
00:43:23,160 --> 00:43:25,239
Speaker 1: You should be mad at them, not me. I didn't

821
00:43:25,239 --> 00:43:27,719
Speaker 1: do anything. There's the reason you're upset at me. I

822
00:43:27,760 --> 00:43:29,719
Speaker 1: didn't put you me to put you on blast. They

823
00:43:29,760 --> 00:43:31,839
Speaker 1: didn't tell me that this is your going out there

824
00:43:32,080 --> 00:43:33,799
Speaker 1: we're not the ones that told you to call her

825
00:43:33,840 --> 00:43:36,479
Speaker 1: a backup plan. No, we didn't say that at all. Yeah,

826
00:43:36,560 --> 00:43:39,040
Speaker 1: you mean you ghosted her and then you blame us.

827
00:43:39,239 --> 00:43:41,239
Speaker 1: Do you have a girlfriend or like someone that you're

828
00:43:41,280 --> 00:43:46,680
Speaker 1: more interested in? You know, there's other people that I'm seeing.

829
00:43:46,840 --> 00:43:49,640
Speaker 1: I'm a single person. I'm a single man. Don't you

830
00:43:49,640 --> 00:43:52,239
Speaker 1: don't have to put me down for what my lifestyle is.

831
00:43:52,560 --> 00:43:54,839
Speaker 1: You're just so quick to like, hey, let's go out again,

832
00:43:54,920 --> 00:43:59,879
Speaker 1: but you're ignoring her. I mean, do I have back

833
00:44:00,080 --> 00:44:03,160
Speaker 1: you playing whenever day say something? I'm not anyone else's fine.

834
00:44:03,440 --> 00:44:06,320
Speaker 1: If you're keeping your options open and you're so ready

835
00:44:06,320 --> 00:44:08,200
Speaker 1: to go out with her again, then why not respond

836
00:44:08,200 --> 00:44:12,920
Speaker 1: to her text messages? Maybe I'm busy, Maybe I've got

837
00:44:12,920 --> 00:44:15,200
Speaker 1: other things to do. Maybe I want to reach out

838
00:44:15,239 --> 00:44:19,640
Speaker 1: at at my convenience, Richard. That's the decent thing to do, though,

839
00:44:19,680 --> 00:44:21,360
Speaker 1: to respond to someone that you've been on a date with,

840
00:44:21,480 --> 00:44:23,359
Speaker 1: if you are going to be nice, especially if you're

841
00:44:23,360 --> 00:44:25,000
Speaker 1: trying to keep them as a backup plan, like you

842
00:44:25,080 --> 00:44:26,719
Speaker 1: still got to talk to your bench players, you know

843
00:44:26,760 --> 00:44:28,399
Speaker 1: what I mean, let's just call it a booty call.

844
00:44:29,120 --> 00:44:31,120
Speaker 1: You know what, don't listen to them, Leslie. They're just

845
00:44:31,160 --> 00:44:33,560
Speaker 1: trying to cover their asses for putting me on the spot. Here.

846
00:44:33,560 --> 00:44:35,080
Speaker 1: Do you want to you want to go out with me?

847
00:44:36,640 --> 00:44:39,399
Speaker 1: I mean no, like I just don't know. Like, No,

848
00:44:39,640 --> 00:44:43,759
Speaker 1: I'm not a backup plan? Are you kidding me? I

849
00:44:43,800 --> 00:44:46,160
Speaker 1: apologize for putting you out like that. I didn't mean

850
00:44:46,200 --> 00:44:48,680
Speaker 1: to blast it out, but I didn't know that this

851
00:44:48,719 --> 00:44:50,319
Speaker 1: was being broadcast. I didn't know it was in front

852
00:44:50,320 --> 00:44:52,600
Speaker 1: of you. That's the only way to get you to

853
00:44:52,640 --> 00:44:55,399
Speaker 1: call me back. Listen, let's go out again and I'll

854
00:44:55,440 --> 00:44:57,440
Speaker 1: make it up to you. It doesn't even make sense

855
00:44:57,560 --> 00:44:59,440
Speaker 1: that she's a backup plan, but you don't want to

856
00:44:59,440 --> 00:45:01,319
Speaker 1: talk to her, and then you want to ask her

857
00:45:01,320 --> 00:45:04,320
Speaker 1: out right now. I didn't mean it like that. I

858
00:45:04,360 --> 00:45:06,640
Speaker 1: would just I was set up and he came out

859
00:45:06,680 --> 00:45:08,680
Speaker 1: that way. You won't set set up. You're the one

860
00:45:08,719 --> 00:45:11,440
Speaker 1: that said backup plan. You think the words came out up?

861
00:45:11,920 --> 00:45:13,800
Speaker 1: You put me all blast You put me in the

862
00:45:13,880 --> 00:45:17,080
Speaker 1: front of Leslie. If I didn't know that she was

863
00:45:17,080 --> 00:45:19,200
Speaker 1: on the phone, maybe I would have said other words.

864
00:45:19,200 --> 00:45:20,600
Speaker 1: But guess what those are the words that came out

865
00:45:20,640 --> 00:45:23,520
Speaker 1: of my mouth, Leslie. I'm saying I'm sorry and I'm

866
00:45:23,560 --> 00:45:26,640
Speaker 1: asking you out again. I'm so sorry I set you up.

867
00:45:26,640 --> 00:45:29,480
Speaker 1: I guess like now you've convinced me no, I feel terrible. Yeah,

868
00:45:29,480 --> 00:45:31,480
Speaker 1: I don't know what's going on or apology? And are

869
00:45:31,480 --> 00:45:33,440
Speaker 1: you guys willing to put us out on the date?

870
00:45:33,440 --> 00:45:35,640
Speaker 1: Are you guys willing to pay for it? Hold on,

871
00:45:35,760 --> 00:45:39,279
Speaker 1: I was joke apologizing. Also, I'm really confused still, but

872
00:45:39,320 --> 00:45:41,640
Speaker 1: it doesn't matter. Would you like to go on another

873
00:45:41,719 --> 00:45:45,160
Speaker 1: date with Leslie? We'll pay for it? Yeah, I would

874
00:45:45,200 --> 00:45:46,920
Speaker 1: love to and Leslie? Or did you want to go

875
00:45:46,960 --> 00:45:50,440
Speaker 1: on another date with Richard? We'll pay for it. I mean,

876
00:45:50,520 --> 00:45:52,680
Speaker 1: I do think you guys really really probably made this

877
00:45:52,680 --> 00:45:57,799
Speaker 1: a little more dramatic than it needed to be, did us? Yeah,

878
00:45:57,840 --> 00:46:00,279
Speaker 1: I'm crazy meant for each other. He called you a

879
00:46:00,360 --> 00:46:03,359
Speaker 1: backup plan, and we didn't put those words in his mouth,

880
00:46:03,640 --> 00:46:05,880
Speaker 1: and now you were angry about it. We didn't make

881
00:46:05,920 --> 00:46:09,440
Speaker 1: you angry about it. Yeah, but I've never would have

882
00:46:09,560 --> 00:46:13,200
Speaker 1: even known that if you didn't have me listening in Leslie,

883
00:46:13,239 --> 00:46:17,160
Speaker 1: please don't go on this day. I mean he probably

884
00:46:17,160 --> 00:46:19,080
Speaker 1: would have been nicer about it if you didn't get

885
00:46:19,120 --> 00:46:23,040
Speaker 1: ambushed on the radio. Yeah, I mean I would have

886
00:46:23,040 --> 00:46:26,680
Speaker 1: been nicer about it if I wasn't ambushed. Okay, okay,

887
00:46:26,719 --> 00:46:29,960
Speaker 1: Well fun on you day, you too, Sorry, guys, enjoy

888
00:46:30,040 --> 00:46:34,040
Speaker 1: your your free day life together. Well, thanks for almost

889
00:46:34,040 --> 00:46:39,040
Speaker 1: screwed up my chancel with Leslie. You almost screwed every chances.

890
00:46:39,040 --> 00:46:42,480
Speaker 1: Well have fun, thanks guys. The Jewels Show on demand

891
00:46:43,760 --> 00:46:49,799
Speaker 1: Jebils dirty Little Secret. It's time for your dirty little

892
00:46:49,800 --> 00:46:51,600
Speaker 1: secret text in four one O six one. If you

893
00:46:51,640 --> 00:46:53,640
Speaker 1: have a secret, you can tell us whatever you want.

894
00:46:53,680 --> 00:46:55,600
Speaker 1: Because we don't even ask what your name is, you'll

895
00:46:55,640 --> 00:46:57,719
Speaker 1: always be anonymous. Well why don't you tell us you

896
00:46:57,719 --> 00:47:01,080
Speaker 1: to your little secret? So? Um, a little secret is

897
00:47:01,360 --> 00:47:09,120
Speaker 1: I watched adult content at work? Normally? Like women don't

898
00:47:09,200 --> 00:47:11,319
Speaker 1: do that type of thing, do they like? Normally women

899
00:47:11,360 --> 00:47:13,520
Speaker 1: don't even watch that. I feel like, okay, actually, I

900
00:47:13,520 --> 00:47:15,560
Speaker 1: take that back. A lot of women don't like to

901
00:47:15,560 --> 00:47:19,879
Speaker 1: say that they watched that type of stuff. Most women

902
00:47:19,880 --> 00:47:24,640
Speaker 1: are lying. You sound you sounded so excited to say that. Well, yeah,

903
00:47:24,680 --> 00:47:26,839
Speaker 1: because I mean I've been keeping it a secret, like

904
00:47:26,880 --> 00:47:29,520
Speaker 1: this is the first people I've told. It's a little

905
00:47:29,520 --> 00:47:33,040
Speaker 1: bit exciting to tell you, But I really don't work

906
00:47:33,080 --> 00:47:35,719
Speaker 1: like a very exciting job. It's standard nine to five.

907
00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:38,160
Speaker 1: Where did you do it as um. I was at

908
00:47:38,200 --> 00:47:42,000
Speaker 1: work at my desk, but we had I had to

909
00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:47,000
Speaker 1: work late last week and I once everyone else had left,

910
00:47:47,360 --> 00:47:51,600
Speaker 1: it was just me in the entire office. I just

911
00:47:51,800 --> 00:47:56,799
Speaker 1: feeling yourself. Yeah, just I brought it up on my

912
00:47:56,840 --> 00:47:59,880
Speaker 1: screen and you know, just to kind of like believe

913
00:48:00,120 --> 00:48:02,879
Speaker 1: some stress, some tension, just to relax. See what it's

914
00:48:02,920 --> 00:48:05,400
Speaker 1: like too. You know, you don't get to do certain

915
00:48:05,440 --> 00:48:08,400
Speaker 1: things in the office. I wasn't. Certain things are frowned on.

916
00:48:08,480 --> 00:48:10,480
Speaker 1: If someone walks by your desk and you're doing that,

917
00:48:10,520 --> 00:48:13,480
Speaker 1: they're gonna be a little judgmental about that. And I'd

918
00:48:13,520 --> 00:48:15,560
Speaker 1: be interested to see how that felt for you, just

919
00:48:15,719 --> 00:48:17,960
Speaker 1: in the middle of an office when nobody's around, going yeah,

920
00:48:17,960 --> 00:48:20,320
Speaker 1: I'm gonna check it out right now. I mean, was

921
00:48:20,320 --> 00:48:23,759
Speaker 1: it fulfilling? If it really was? I mean, after you know,

922
00:48:24,200 --> 00:48:27,600
Speaker 1: the movie was over, I felt like recharged in regroup,

923
00:48:27,840 --> 00:48:30,880
Speaker 1: Like you know, did you say after the movie was over?

924
00:48:31,080 --> 00:48:33,360
Speaker 1: All right, that's what they are old? Well, well you

925
00:48:33,400 --> 00:48:35,560
Speaker 1: want me the whole thing. I mean, maybe men and

926
00:48:35,600 --> 00:48:39,240
Speaker 1: women along, yeah, but men and women might watch them differently.

927
00:48:39,480 --> 00:48:42,000
Speaker 1: Maybe it was just like a you know, I uploaded

928
00:48:42,040 --> 00:48:43,960
Speaker 1: some stuff. Okay, we'll call it a movie. It's fine.

929
00:48:44,440 --> 00:48:46,520
Speaker 1: I feel like you said, once it was over it

930
00:48:46,440 --> 00:48:49,920
Speaker 1: it sounds like a like a cinematic movie or watching

931
00:48:49,960 --> 00:48:55,160
Speaker 1: and it was like an hour and a half LONGIC okay, yeah, yeah,

932
00:48:55,280 --> 00:48:57,040
Speaker 1: So it was like I said, it was like really

933
00:48:57,040 --> 00:48:59,359
Speaker 1: screening and you know, really helped me relax. And then

934
00:49:00,040 --> 00:49:04,120
Speaker 1: you know, the next day, I m felt a little

935
00:49:04,120 --> 00:49:08,520
Speaker 1: dirty because like, you know, an adult content, but it

936
00:49:08,600 --> 00:49:11,040
Speaker 1: was also like really liberating, like you know, I have

937
00:49:11,160 --> 00:49:14,640
Speaker 1: this secret that like nobody else knew. Nobody knew. Here's

938
00:49:14,640 --> 00:49:21,000
Speaker 1: a question, Um, what if your office has cameras? Oh dear,

939
00:49:21,480 --> 00:49:24,120
Speaker 1: I mean they don't. We would have to be informed

940
00:49:24,160 --> 00:49:26,000
Speaker 1: if they had cameras, So I don't think. I don't

941
00:49:26,040 --> 00:49:29,759
Speaker 1: think so, not necessarily. Usually offices a lot of them

942
00:49:29,800 --> 00:49:32,279
Speaker 1: have cameras in the hallways and things like that, you know,

943
00:49:32,400 --> 00:49:33,960
Speaker 1: I mean, but would have made your flex too if

944
00:49:33,960 --> 00:49:37,920
Speaker 1: you just didn't care, you know, I mean, I feel

945
00:49:37,920 --> 00:49:41,480
Speaker 1: like somebody would have said something right now. Maybe not,

946
00:49:42,560 --> 00:49:44,480
Speaker 1: or they're just like I hope she works late again,

947
00:49:44,520 --> 00:49:48,600
Speaker 1: because that was cool. When have you looked for cameras

948
00:49:48,600 --> 00:49:53,240
Speaker 1: in your office at all? Um? I mean I really

949
00:49:53,239 --> 00:49:56,800
Speaker 1: haven't looked, But I mean I guess maybe I should

950
00:49:56,800 --> 00:49:59,960
Speaker 1: look before I do it again. That could be a voyer.

951
00:50:00,760 --> 00:50:02,360
Speaker 1: I mean, unless you don't care, because it sounds like

952
00:50:02,400 --> 00:50:04,080
Speaker 1: you don't care if there's cameras or not, like I

953
00:50:04,080 --> 00:50:06,560
Speaker 1: would be, I would check. But if you haven't thought

954
00:50:06,560 --> 00:50:08,319
Speaker 1: about it, you might want to check or you might

955
00:50:08,360 --> 00:50:12,640
Speaker 1: not just enjoy yourself. Well, no, I mean if other

956
00:50:12,640 --> 00:50:17,920
Speaker 1: people are watching me, I don't more private. If I

957
00:50:17,960 --> 00:50:22,680
Speaker 1: don't content, you're okay watching other people do that, watching

958
00:50:22,680 --> 00:50:25,160
Speaker 1: you on I guess you're right, Yeah, they know. Never mind,

959
00:50:25,400 --> 00:50:30,360
Speaker 1: Thank you for telling little secret though the Jewel Show

960
00:50:30,520 --> 00:50:32,680
Speaker 1: on demand. Hey, you guys want to meet the most

961
00:50:32,680 --> 00:50:35,200
Speaker 1: frustrating person on the planet. High it's a jewel show.

962
00:50:35,480 --> 00:50:38,759
Speaker 1: It's me. I'm so frustrating that Alex, who I'm married to,

963
00:50:38,920 --> 00:50:40,840
Speaker 1: one of the sweetest people I've ever known, has started

964
00:50:40,840 --> 00:50:43,880
Speaker 1: assaulting me at home. Not on purpose. I'm not an

965
00:50:43,920 --> 00:50:50,000
Speaker 1: abusive person physically, I'm just not a fighter, right, but

966
00:50:50,080 --> 00:50:51,920
Speaker 1: like recently, over the past couple of days, there's been

967
00:50:51,920 --> 00:50:54,920
Speaker 1: things like where I've hurt him on accident and I'm

968
00:50:54,960 --> 00:50:57,319
Speaker 1: just like, he's he's gonna come up with a black eye.

969
00:50:57,320 --> 00:50:58,680
Speaker 1: People are gonna think I punched him in the face,

970
00:50:58,719 --> 00:51:03,280
Speaker 1: but I'm not gonna will Smith. Yea. So we're redoing

971
00:51:03,400 --> 00:51:06,000
Speaker 1: our closet, we're making it bigger, so we're just kind

972
00:51:06,000 --> 00:51:08,479
Speaker 1: of expanding it a little bit. And the other day

973
00:51:10,480 --> 00:51:12,080
Speaker 1: I'm trying to help him, which was a bad idea

974
00:51:12,120 --> 00:51:14,719
Speaker 1: because it didn't matter anyways, but he was cutting through

975
00:51:14,760 --> 00:51:17,440
Speaker 1: the drywall and we have our shop backed and I'm

976
00:51:17,440 --> 00:51:19,160
Speaker 1: holding it. He's cutting the dry wall. I don't want

977
00:51:19,160 --> 00:51:21,720
Speaker 1: to make a mess in my closet, and it's super

978
00:51:21,760 --> 00:51:25,120
Speaker 1: hard to cut drywall and not make a mess. So

979
00:51:25,200 --> 00:51:27,000
Speaker 1: the next thing, I know, because I don't want to

980
00:51:27,000 --> 00:51:29,280
Speaker 1: be helping doing this, like just make the mess fine, whatever.

981
00:51:29,360 --> 00:51:32,480
Speaker 1: So I'm like holding this long hose, like trying to

982
00:51:32,480 --> 00:51:34,399
Speaker 1: hold it really up high, and then it falls over

983
00:51:34,400 --> 00:51:35,880
Speaker 1: and it gets sucked up on his face yea. And

984
00:51:35,920 --> 00:51:39,040
Speaker 1: I was just like, oh my gosh, and I have

985
00:51:39,120 --> 00:51:45,480
Speaker 1: sharp stuck in my hands too. Oh my god, this

986
00:51:45,719 --> 00:51:50,919
Speaker 1: is his nose. Make it still talking? Are you trying

987
00:51:50,960 --> 00:51:54,719
Speaker 1: to pull it off or you're just laughing? Then that's

988
00:51:54,760 --> 00:51:56,880
Speaker 1: after you stopped holding the thing that you left hardly

989
00:51:56,920 --> 00:52:02,840
Speaker 1: after that, Yeah, that's where's the camera now? I'm wondering

990
00:52:02,840 --> 00:52:04,720
Speaker 1: if you are trying to hear me because you did that.

991
00:52:04,800 --> 00:52:07,120
Speaker 1: He sucked my nose and then I'm not done. In

992
00:52:07,160 --> 00:52:09,600
Speaker 1: the morning when I got when I was getting out

993
00:52:09,640 --> 00:52:11,880
Speaker 1: of bed, I have a big long body fellow and

994
00:52:11,920 --> 00:52:15,600
Speaker 1: it and it was so Also Bella is Alex's daughter,

995
00:52:15,800 --> 00:52:18,319
Speaker 1: my stepdaughter, and I was like, I will take her

996
00:52:18,360 --> 00:52:21,840
Speaker 1: to school like a seven thirty right, And then so

997
00:52:22,040 --> 00:52:24,720
Speaker 1: right after I said that, then this happened. Ahead okay,

998
00:52:24,760 --> 00:52:26,960
Speaker 1: So I was like, all right, I'm getting up and

999
00:52:26,920 --> 00:52:28,640
Speaker 1: I'm like trying to fling this palot out of my way,

1000
00:52:28,760 --> 00:52:36,640
Speaker 1: and it like flinked. It just flunk the hord and

1001
00:52:36,960 --> 00:52:39,880
Speaker 1: just like I didn't even said that head in the

1002
00:52:39,920 --> 00:52:41,640
Speaker 1: face of the pillow, and I was like, fine, I'll

1003
00:52:41,719 --> 00:52:46,239
Speaker 1: wait hard. It was like I picken and we're Pella

1004
00:52:46,320 --> 00:52:49,879
Speaker 1: fighting almost his whole hand. But I was like whoa,

1005
00:52:48,960 --> 00:52:53,880
Speaker 1: I'm like, okayven thirty five. Then I don't know. And

1006
00:52:53,960 --> 00:52:55,279
Speaker 1: then the last thing that I did was like in

1007
00:52:55,280 --> 00:52:57,120
Speaker 1: the closet when I was getting dressed, he was coming

1008
00:52:57,160 --> 00:52:59,239
Speaker 1: around and I elbowed him really hard on accident. I

1009
00:52:59,280 --> 00:53:01,799
Speaker 1: was trying to give you a kiss, yeah, because you're

1010
00:53:01,840 --> 00:53:03,600
Speaker 1: leaving a go tak her. And I'm like, I'm so

1011
00:53:03,640 --> 00:53:07,240
Speaker 1: sorry about that. I was like, I don't know what's going.

1012
00:53:07,400 --> 00:53:10,320
Speaker 1: Every time it's like, you do something nice, I was like,

1013
00:53:10,360 --> 00:53:11,960
Speaker 1: I'll see if I'll be back in a minute. It's

1014
00:53:12,000 --> 00:53:15,919
Speaker 1: like elbow put the vacuum on the face. Oh my God,

1015
00:53:16,800 --> 00:53:19,920
Speaker 1: to create that, I really should. If you need help,

1016
00:53:19,960 --> 00:53:27,600
Speaker 1: just blink twice. I I love you. She's right here. No,

1017
00:53:27,760 --> 00:53:29,640
Speaker 1: I swear, I'm really not trying to hurt you. But

1018
00:53:30,600 --> 00:53:32,719
Speaker 1: I mean I know that sometimes I contemplate it though,

1019
00:53:33,440 --> 00:53:36,160
Speaker 1: and I also know that that's another thing that I know,

1020
00:53:36,239 --> 00:53:38,560
Speaker 1: but I don't do it. I know, and I appreciate that.

1021
00:53:38,600 --> 00:53:42,720
Speaker 1: But look, I'm frustrating. I'm a frustrating person. Slow and slow.

1022
00:53:43,320 --> 00:53:46,240
Speaker 1: I frustrate myself. You know how many even self aware

1023
00:53:46,280 --> 00:53:50,680
Speaker 1: still slow. Yeah, because I can't speed up. I try everything, well,

1024
00:53:50,680 --> 00:53:53,440
Speaker 1: not everything everything. I've tried one thing and it sped

1025
00:53:53,480 --> 00:53:55,160
Speaker 1: me up, and I'm not doing that because you can

1026
00:53:55,160 --> 00:54:00,319
Speaker 1: get addicted to that. I get frustrated with myself all

1027
00:54:00,360 --> 00:54:02,480
Speaker 1: the time. So I understand it. Because Alex and I

1028
00:54:02,480 --> 00:54:04,000
Speaker 1: am married. If you didn't know that, right, we've been

1029
00:54:04,040 --> 00:54:07,400
Speaker 1: talking about the fact that she's assaulting me with home things.

1030
00:54:07,440 --> 00:54:09,320
Speaker 1: I'm trying to suck my face up with a vacuum

1031
00:54:09,360 --> 00:54:13,399
Speaker 1: the other day, and normally that's a fun thing we do,

1032
00:54:13,440 --> 00:54:17,520
Speaker 1: but but no, it was on accident. But I do

1033
00:54:17,600 --> 00:54:19,719
Speaker 1: understand it though, because it feels so bad for my wife.

1034
00:54:19,719 --> 00:54:21,600
Speaker 1: Sometimes he's sitting right there and I can see it

1035
00:54:21,600 --> 00:54:24,640
Speaker 1: in her face when she's also frustrated with me. When

1036
00:54:24,680 --> 00:54:28,239
Speaker 1: you feel because relate to everything? No, are we late

1037
00:54:28,320 --> 00:54:32,799
Speaker 1: to everything all the time. I'm like looking around, please

1038
00:54:32,840 --> 00:54:36,879
Speaker 1: some God? Is it always my fault? Because I feel

1039
00:54:36,880 --> 00:54:41,840
Speaker 1: like I'm ready? So it is actually, just like I

1040
00:54:41,840 --> 00:54:43,880
Speaker 1: said before, I'm not meaning to hurt him, but sometimes

1041
00:54:43,880 --> 00:54:48,000
Speaker 1: I do contemplate it. And the most recent contemplation, I

1042
00:54:48,040 --> 00:54:50,000
Speaker 1: asked him to bring in the groceries and I would

1043
00:54:50,000 --> 00:54:51,880
Speaker 1: put him away. And I thought this was a great idea.

1044
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Speaker 1: By I thought I was saving the day on this.

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Speaker 1: So I'm like, where where is he? Like this is

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Speaker 1: taking so long? And it wasn't dominy groceries. It was

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Speaker 1: an amazing idea, you guys. I can't wait to hear it.

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Speaker 1: He went to the garage, yeah, grabbed a wagon. Then

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Speaker 1: he had to figure out how to open it wasn't

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Speaker 1: that hard, and find scissors, and then he proceeded to

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Speaker 1: take all of the bags of groceries and put them

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Speaker 1: in the wagon. Okay, I waste so much time, you understand.

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Speaker 1: I work out in the morning in our yard. I

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Speaker 1: have a little jim area set up. I get up

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Speaker 1: three in the morning because I want to be working

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Speaker 1: out at four in the morning. Takes you an take

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Speaker 1: me an hour to put on shoes. That's insane. It

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Speaker 1: is insane. Oh my god. The other day, all I

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Speaker 1: had to do was put on my little workout shirt

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Speaker 1: and my little stuff to sweat, and it took me

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Speaker 1: thirty five minutes to do that. Doing I don't know,

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Speaker 1: so I understand. Listen, listen to them, Listen to me. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I've been dealing with this since I was me, so

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Speaker 1: it's so frustrating that it takes me forever to do everything. Anyway,

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Speaker 1: I walked up the stairs all proud of myself, and

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Speaker 1: I was like, that was a lot quicker than usual,

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Speaker 1: wasn't it. And I'm actually I was taking a really

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Speaker 1: long time, and I was like, oh, really, damn it.

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