Speaker 1: Your execution on the donkey of the day is something
Speaker 1: to do for you to read.
Speaker 2: They gave me donkey other day and I deserve that.
Speaker 2: You need to know. You need to tell them.
Speaker 3: I am you have the boy, tell them it's.
Speaker 2: Time for donkey other day.
Speaker 3: It's a read.
Speaker 2: But you're so good at Charlamagne.
Speaker 1: You know what you want Charlomagne to.
Speaker 2: Damn Solomon who does give a dusk the other day
Speaker 2: to them?
Speaker 1: Well, donkey today for Thursday, May twenty ninth goes to
Speaker 1: Christy Lee Crampton. Christie is an example of why when
Speaker 1: you go to Florida you should only drink bottle water.
Speaker 2: Okay, don't drink the water out the tap, don't.
Speaker 1: Put the water out to tap in your tea, your coffee, nothing,
Speaker 1: because soon as you take a sip of that water,
Speaker 1: you become a Florida fool.
Speaker 2: Okay, Christy not from Florida.
Speaker 1: But this situation happened while she was heading back home
Speaker 1: from her family's Disney World vacation. Okay, she must have
Speaker 1: drank out the drinking fountains at Disney because she was
Speaker 1: full of Florida foolishness. Now I can't even talk about
Speaker 1: this story. The way I want to until I tell
Speaker 1: you what happened.
Speaker 2: Okay. Now, we had Kisha Cole.
Speaker 1: Here last hour, and she was talking about one of
Speaker 1: her children, and she was talking about her child, calling
Speaker 1: her other child a big back. But her child isn't fat,
Speaker 1: he's just broolic. And I was explaining to her that
Speaker 1: big back should be reserved for the obese amongst us. Okay,
Speaker 1: God forgive me for being a notorious fat shame. I
Speaker 1: don't mean to be. Okay, It's something I'm working on.
Speaker 1: You have to understand that growing up, your mama sold
Speaker 1: fat jokes with some of the first jokes we learned,
Speaker 1: and clearly that cycle is continue.
Speaker 2: Okay. Fat shaming isn't e race thing. It is an
Speaker 2: agenda thing.
Speaker 1: Humans fat shame other humans, and there are some fat
Speaker 1: folks amongst us.
Speaker 2: Okay, let's go to WFTV nine for the report. Please.
Speaker 3: Christy Lee Crampton was set to be back home from
Speaker 3: her family's Disney World vacation. Instead, she made her first
Speaker 3: appearance in front of a Seminal County judge Tuesday, charged
Speaker 3: with felony child abuse allegiant flight twenty eight eighty five
Speaker 3: to Haggerstown, Maryland, was set to take on from Orlando
Speaker 3: Sandford International Airport just before two pm Monday, But according
Speaker 3: to this arrest report, Crampton and witnesses on the plane
Speaker 3: tell police the child called Crampton fat and Miss Piggy,
Speaker 3: telling her she couldn't fit in the airplane's seat.
Speaker 2: That's when witnesses.
Speaker 3: Say Crampton began hitting the child with her fist and
Speaker 3: then hit him on the head with a water bottle. Then,
Speaker 3: the report says, she slammed the child's head into the
Speaker 3: airplane window. The child used his arms to cover his head.
Speaker 3: Airport police haven't said how old the child is, but
Speaker 3: Crampton told police the child was very rude and disrespectful
Speaker 3: during their trip to Disney, and that after the child
Speaker 3: called her fat, she took his phone away. She claims
Speaker 3: he then pushed her arm off the armrest twice and
Speaker 3: that's when she began smacking him. But police and witnesses
Speaker 3: say she went beyond typical disciplinary actions.
Speaker 1: I have so many questions, so many thoughts, so many observations.
Speaker 2: Okay, first off, Miss Piggy is I mortal? Okay?
Speaker 1: A child still calling a high calorie human Miss Piggy.
Speaker 1: In twenty twenty five clues bombs for Ms Piggy icon' Okay,
Speaker 1: the irony of it all is Miss Piggy is in
Speaker 1: fact she's actually fabulous. He or she who ate all
Speaker 1: the pies should take it as a compliment if you
Speaker 1: get called Ms Piggy. Now, my second thought is, way
Speaker 1: was just child's parents. You just gonna let this salad
Speaker 1: dodger put hands on a child, okay, with the child
Speaker 1: flying alone? If so with a flight attendants, you know,
Speaker 1: too busy to get this pantry pirate.
Speaker 2: Off off the child. Okay.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you something now, if I was ever
Speaker 1: in this situation and my child said something about a
Speaker 1: person being fat, I'm going to apologize to set individual,
Speaker 1: but you're not putting your hands on my child to
Speaker 1: lunch chakr.
Speaker 2: Okay, I don't care if you're a woman or not.
Speaker 1: All right, I'm gonna hold your heavy ass and let
Speaker 1: my wife get her licks off if you ever put
Speaker 1: your pudgy paws on my child.
Speaker 2: All right? Did you hear what she did to this child?
Speaker 1: Witnesses said Crampton began hitting the child with her fist
Speaker 1: and hit him on the head with a water bottle.
Speaker 1: Then she slammed the child's head into the airplane window,
Speaker 1: and I bet it was a bunch of poo butter
Speaker 1: ass adults recording instead of intervening. Let me tell you something,
Speaker 1: Cardi Beef. Okay, it would have been some furniture moving
Speaker 1: on that plane. And when I say furniture moving, I
Speaker 1: mean I would have grabbed you and attempted to move
Speaker 1: your sectional shaped ass. Okay, that's why you gotta teach
Speaker 1: your kids how to be creative. Okay, There's so many
Speaker 1: other things you can call a fat person other than
Speaker 1: a fat or miss piggy. For example, I've said to
Speaker 1: lunch shakur, right, I've said Cardi beef.
Speaker 2: I'm a hip hop head, so that's why I start
Speaker 2: with it.
Speaker 1: Meek meal okay, run dm et French fried Montana. Oh wait,
Speaker 1: Christy was a woman, so I would say, Megan, the
Speaker 1: stomach are dojah fat? Oh those fat like those fat hits,
Speaker 1: those your fat hits. But the reality is none of
Speaker 1: this is right. None of this is right. Body shaming
Speaker 1: isn't right, But that don't give you the right to
Speaker 1: put your fat fists on a child. Okay, Seriously, how
Speaker 1: did the adults just sit back and allow this to happen.
Speaker 2: Am I reading this story wrong? I'm really confused.
Speaker 1: Was it her child? Was this child traveling with her?
Speaker 1: Because they said Christy Kreme took the child's phone after
Speaker 1: she finished hitting them. Okay, I don't, I don't. I
Speaker 1: Don'm not really confused about this. Let me tell you something, Christy.
Speaker 1: Listen to the kids. Bro Okay, if your child calls
Speaker 1: you fat, don't get offended, get ozimpic, don't get mad,
Speaker 1: get monjaro.
Speaker 2: Okay, there are now I do want to say, this
Speaker 2: is a teachable moment.
Speaker 1: There are politically correct ways to talk about the obese
Speaker 1: amongst us. You can say high calorie humans. You can
Speaker 1: say higher weight humans. You can say people with obesity.
Speaker 1: You can say wide body whoop whoops. Okay, but the
Speaker 1: most politically correct term, I don't care what y'all say.
Speaker 1: The most politically correct term you can use is big back.
Speaker 2: Don't.
Speaker 1: Big back is not malicious. It's a descriptor and it
Speaker 1: comes with a nice song.
Speaker 4: Let's hear it, loaded up, Send different foodsten to this
Speaker 4: tiny shirt.
Speaker 2: My big bag has no room. Big bag, big bag,
Speaker 2: big bag, big bag, Hey, big.
Speaker 1: Bag, big bag, big bag, big.
Speaker 4: Bag, big I just eat a big max.
Speaker 1: Big.
Speaker 4: I know that was a first, big, big, big bag,
Speaker 4: big bag.
Speaker 2: That's enough.
Speaker 1: Please give Christie Lee Hampton the sweet sounds of the Hamiltons.
Speaker 2: Oh no, you are.
Speaker 1: Mac don't usually be sitting there because Eddie and not
Speaker 1: in the day. So Mac sitting with Eddie usually be
Speaker 1: sitting I just and he just looking at me.
Speaker 2: With so much discussed. Hey, medium sized Mac, All this
Speaker 2: fast shame is crazy. What's your man name that sing
Speaker 2: that song?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 2: I don't know his name. I thought you knew him.
Speaker 1: Nah.
Speaker 2: But you just because you community, just because.
Speaker 1: You get poetic with all these fat names, don't mean
Speaker 1: you you not that that's the singing song. Imagine if
Speaker 1: somebody came in here and called you dark Zuckerberg like.
Speaker 2: That's actually fire fire, Yeah that has anybody ever called
Speaker 2: you fat on the plane? On fat on the plane
Speaker 2: because he flies cargo? What my bad called me fat?
Speaker 2: It's like a doctor shouts book. I've been caught a
Speaker 2: fat on the plane. I've been called fat on the train.
Speaker 1: I've been called bet in the car, been fed in
Speaker 1: the barn. To call you, doctor Lucier, keep using that weight,
Speaker 1: losing a lot of weight uncircumcised by for skin fat
Speaker 1: is crazy, mister fixing something like we do we do it.
Speaker 1: How much have you lost, though, Mac, how much have
Speaker 1: you lost?
Speaker 2: One hundred and sixty two dropping?
Speaker 4: Look? Come and he did it the right way.
Speaker 2: He did, stand down, believe that. But he did it
Speaker 2: the right way. Right did he seen it? Except for him?
Speaker 4: Because he got them raccoon blacks and renezss and you
Speaker 4: didn't see the whole ten thousand.
Speaker 2: But I don't care how he's doing it. He's doing it.
Speaker 2: Let's go medium sized man, Yes, I know I was right. Man?
Speaker 1: All right, up next, just fix my mess eight hundred
Speaker 1: five eight five, one oh five to one.
Speaker 4: If you have a relationship issues and you need some
Speaker 4: help and some fixing, you can call Jess right now.
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