WEBVTT - "Shape Up" Recap Season 4, Episode 8

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<v Speaker 1>Hello, Hi, and barber Joe.

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<v Speaker 2>You used to do that and your computer would like

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<v Speaker 2>shoot balloons or something your head like.

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<v Speaker 1>There used to be. I wonder it did an update,

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<v Speaker 1>So I wonder if it does.

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<v Speaker 2>If you guys could see what we're doing right now,

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<v Speaker 2>maybe we'll make.

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<v Speaker 3>It a clip.

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<v Speaker 2>We are, like, we're just waving our arms frantically makes

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<v Speaker 2>weird faces.

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<v Speaker 1>Why doesn't it mind to get.

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<v Speaker 2>Some sort of a reaction from uh, from our our.

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<v Speaker 3>Just old jazz hands.

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<v Speaker 2>I really, you guys need what we're actually doing to

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<v Speaker 2>try and get a zoom reaction, because it was there

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<v Speaker 2>were balloons that all sorts of stuff was happening, but

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<v Speaker 2>not anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess, no, do it without trying, and now you

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<v Speaker 1>would put.

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<v Speaker 2>It off and now like yeah, it used to be like,

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<v Speaker 2>oh if I do that, I can raise my hand.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you raise your hand?

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<v Speaker 2>No?

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<v Speaker 1>No? Oh yeah, well okay, anyways.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow, we could do this forever, which is both.

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<v Speaker 2>Sad and uh and I don't know it says something

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<v Speaker 2>about us though.

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<v Speaker 1>Manny just called us dorks, which is so accurate.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, right, this is watch just wave our arms around

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<v Speaker 2>on a podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just kind of exercising, like getting my energy.

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<v Speaker 3>You were like super and then I was like, well,

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<v Speaker 3>I'll do it too.

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<v Speaker 2>And then I was like, oh wait, things used to

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<v Speaker 2>happen and now they don't. It doesn't like Zoom doesn't

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<v Speaker 2>like this anymore. Even Zoom's tired of version. It was like, enough,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm turning off his feature a point. Uh oh, so

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<v Speaker 2>I have so I have an update on what what's

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<v Speaker 2>your update? Well it's not really an update, it's just

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<v Speaker 2>a story. But so, okay, do you remember I don't think.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know if I ever told you the story

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<v Speaker 2>when we were coming up with the name for Beatrix

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<v Speaker 2>and I said Beatrix to my mom, okay, and she

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<v Speaker 2>had a bit of a freak out because she was

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<v Speaker 2>like her response was what is going to be embroidered

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<v Speaker 2>on her high school cheerleading uniform?

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<v Speaker 3>Tricksy?

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<v Speaker 2>Wait, that was Jannas's first Jana's first remark.

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<v Speaker 3>That was what she was worried about.

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<v Speaker 2>I believe she had suggested Lola and I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>you mean the show.

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<v Speaker 3>Girl, Like what do we do?

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<v Speaker 2>No? So anyway, sorry, mom, I'm outing you here, lovely Jannis.

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<v Speaker 3>It was such a Janis sweetened moment of like seventeen.

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<v Speaker 2>Years in the future. But she is never gone by

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<v Speaker 2>Tricksy ever. Ever, I've never heard that she has now

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<v Speaker 2>decided to do start going by Tricksy.

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<v Speaker 1>No.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I don't know what happened.

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<v Speaker 1>Shed you like Slipper A twenty or something like.

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<v Speaker 3>No, my mom did not want her to go buy Trixie.

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<v Speaker 2>It was horrified at the possibility of Tricksy.

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<v Speaker 3>That was not a that was not like, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 3>how cute.

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<v Speaker 2>That was like's not set you're setting her up for failure.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, And now she's decided and I was like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>she's just never gonna go by that.

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<v Speaker 1>It'll be fine.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, she started a band with some friends and uh,

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<v Speaker 2>and apparently she wants to go buy Tricksy in the

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<v Speaker 2>band to plays bass Tricksy little bass player. You know, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>back up Lenny Kravitz in he's still gonna be anyway.

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<v Speaker 3>So she she sent.

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<v Speaker 2>Out, uh, selling girls Scout cookies, which, by the way,

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<v Speaker 2>but she posted her little like thing that, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>the email blurb or whatever that gets sent out and

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<v Speaker 2>it's like, help support Trixy's Girl Scout Cookies.

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<v Speaker 3>And I'm like, my wait.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't wait, I can't When she sees this in

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<v Speaker 2>her email, and it's says, Tricksy, My mom's gonna lose it.

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<v Speaker 1>She might think it's nice, like I told you, Yeah, yeah, Tricksy.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh interesting, Okay. So and she's how old is she? Fourteen? Fifteen?

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<v Speaker 2>Uh?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, fourteen? Fourteen okay and a half yeah, fourteen

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<v Speaker 1>and a half. So okay. So she's like, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>it's this independence.

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<v Speaker 3>She's like, I might go for it.

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<v Speaker 2>It's yeah, but just the irony of the fact that

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<v Speaker 2>the kid who had never done cheer or gone by

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<v Speaker 2>the name Trixie is now doing both in high school,

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<v Speaker 2>which is exactly what my mother prophesized.

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<v Speaker 1>And now I'm afraid us knows everything, Like this is

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<v Speaker 1>a lesson for you, dy, Janice knows everything else is?

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<v Speaker 1>She said. I started thinking, I guess a're writing it

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<v Speaker 1>down and then you're like, oh, in fifteen years, it'll

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<v Speaker 1>come true. Yes, wow, well just yeah. So has she

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<v Speaker 1>embroidered it on her cheer uniform yet though, no, because.

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<v Speaker 2>They don't embroider their names on it. But she has

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<v Speaker 2>be a trix on her cheer and they did.

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<v Speaker 3>They won their first cheer petition.

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<v Speaker 2>I got to spend all day at my first cheer competition. Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>that was an experience I've never had before. Realized I

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<v Speaker 2>didn't have nearly enough be dazzled. Oh nothing, I had nothing,

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<v Speaker 2>I was I was, I was blank.

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<v Speaker 1>You you just blended into the Bible.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, well, I mean probably smart, given the

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<v Speaker 2>you know what I mean, like a few people kind

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<v Speaker 2>of recognize.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, oh no, but.

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<v Speaker 3>Everyone, I mean the amount of cheer.

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<v Speaker 1>Cheer, glitter, jewels, lamb.

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<v Speaker 2>And it was like it was like eight hours we

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<v Speaker 2>were there. We got there at ten and I think

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<v Speaker 2>we left at six.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that's intense.

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<v Speaker 2>B and her JV team the first place in there

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<v Speaker 2>thing and her high school took grand champions with the

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<v Speaker 2>most amount of points and against like travel cheer teams

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<v Speaker 2>and all the stuff.

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<v Speaker 3>They killed it. That's fantastic.

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<v Speaker 2>She was so excited, like and the girls were so

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<v Speaker 2>they were also excited because there's a few of them

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<v Speaker 2>that have never done cheer and really like they decided

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<v Speaker 2>to do it like three weeks ago, so they really

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<v Speaker 2>pulled it together.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh wow, good for them. Oh how validating? And oh

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<v Speaker 1>yeah it was great.

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<v Speaker 2>And I you know, I'll be honest, have we not

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<v Speaker 2>gotten anything? And I would have been there eight hours,

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<v Speaker 2>would have been much a little bit more pissonic y.

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<v Speaker 2>This was like, okay, okay, we got a flag, we

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<v Speaker 2>got some things, we get there was you know, everyone's happy.

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<v Speaker 1>We would have gone home hand what. Yeah, spectating is

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<v Speaker 1>like an endurance sport. With that you have to have,

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<v Speaker 1>like snacks, you have to.

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<v Speaker 3>There was no and that. I didn't know. I didn't

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<v Speaker 3>know who I came, snacklace, what I came. There's gonna

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<v Speaker 3>be concessions there, there'll be food. There was downtown and lace.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, oh, but the lines I bet were

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<v Speaker 1>really long.

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<v Speaker 2>There was just by the time I was like, oh

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<v Speaker 2>I should go get a snack, it was done.

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<v Speaker 1>There was nothing.

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<v Speaker 2>It was gone, the chips, the sodas. But I was like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>then I had to go out in downtown. I was

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<v Speaker 2>like where, okay, seven eleven. So then I show up

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<v Speaker 2>with the seven eleven, which looks like an extension.

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<v Speaker 1>Of the cheer competition.

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<v Speaker 2>There's like fifty cheerleaders in there and just everyone in downtown.

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<v Speaker 1>Like what is happening?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, And I realized that seven eleven actually makes pretty

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<v Speaker 2>decent pizza.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh nice, Okay, Well, when you're that hungry.

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<v Speaker 2>Watch I also would have eaten just about anything, but

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<v Speaker 2>it was fresh out of the oven.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, oh, okay, substance.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, maybe my my opinion was a little bit excuse.

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<v Speaker 1>Because probably, yeah, the hunger level, you're probably dehydrated. You

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<v Speaker 1>have to like a camera for my back.

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<v Speaker 3>Let me tell you.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, sitting on these little like metal bleachers, Oh those

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<v Speaker 1>are the worst. Yeah, I had standing up for instance,

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<v Speaker 1>iattica just from sitting on those for five years. Like,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm too old for this, so just buckle up. It's

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<v Speaker 1>only the beginning.

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<v Speaker 3>Apparently there's going to be more. So you're Tricksie is.

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<v Speaker 1>In it for the long run. I am yeah. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>my gosh, she's so cute. She's so great kid. I

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<v Speaker 1>love your kids.

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<v Speaker 3>Was doing her little college tours this week.

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<v Speaker 1>This is not this is not happening.

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<v Speaker 3>Like you have like adult people in your house.

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<v Speaker 1>Well yeah, I know that's true, but it's just I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I use the adult very loosely, but well baby adult

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<v Speaker 1>that's what we call you know. My well, Felicity is

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<v Speaker 1>still a minor technically for a few more months, but yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>he's my baby. She's going to be eighteen, and oh

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<v Speaker 1>I don't I am in denial. I am firmly in

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<v Speaker 1>denial that she's going to be eighteen. She's still ten

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<v Speaker 1>in my mind, you know, her mind too up in

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<v Speaker 1>the features. They looked like sisters for a long time.

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<v Speaker 3>Exactly like I just around the dress the other day.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, like that this she will forever be ten. They

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<v Speaker 1>will both forever be ten. Yeah, in my mind, I

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<v Speaker 1>just yeah, I can't believe they're grown up. So grown up.

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<v Speaker 1>You have become the old people. We are this, We

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<v Speaker 1>are those ladies that are complaining about were those metal benches?

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<v Speaker 2>Right?

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<v Speaker 3>Who have I become?

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<v Speaker 1>Who have I become? You don't go do just about

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<v Speaker 1>anything excepted on a metal bench. I embrobrace it. I

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<v Speaker 1>embrace you know, bring it.

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<v Speaker 3>On now I know.

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<v Speaker 2>Now I'm like, oh, it's it was kind of like

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<v Speaker 2>the introduction to being a soccer parent, where you're like,

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<v Speaker 2>oh no, we got a break, Like there's wagons involved, and.

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<v Speaker 1>There's where this is dedication, especially for the tournaments. So

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<v Speaker 1>it dominates family life, or it can anyways during the camp.

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<v Speaker 2>But now she had to quit cheer rehearsal because she

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<v Speaker 2>is in the UH musical at her school.

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<v Speaker 3>She's in Chicago.

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<v Speaker 2>She's been having to balance both and kind of do

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<v Speaker 2>that and now she's uh putting cheer on positive.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, this is this is good. You know, the grades

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<v Speaker 1>were going as well as the extracurriculars. But it's hard.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a balance.

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<v Speaker 3>I get it, and I look at her and I go,

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<v Speaker 3>you're this is the stuff you're going to need to know.

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<v Speaker 1>Honestly, math math, you don't need it. Life skills though, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>this is what right is what they need?

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<v Speaker 3>You know, exercise your brain.

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<v Speaker 2>But absolutely, speaking of exercising our brains, show we exercise

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<v Speaker 2>our brains and recap a show.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, that's a great segue. I'm very impressed. You get

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<v Speaker 1>ten points for that segue. That was great.

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<v Speaker 3>Well you're going to subtract those a little bit later

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<v Speaker 3>when I see it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, No, we have a lot to discuss today.

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<v Speaker 1>This is an iconic episode, a very special episode. Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>let's get into it. Welcome back to How Rude Tanneritos.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm Andrea Barber and I'm Jody Sweeten, who was taking

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<v Speaker 1>a sip of coffee. Sorry about that mid swig, Jody Sweeten. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>look I gotta be cappy. Definitely. Today we're discussing season four,

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<v Speaker 1>episode eight, Shape Up It originally aired in November ninth,

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<v Speaker 1>nineteen ninety and it goes a little something like this.

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<v Speaker 1>In light of Kimmy's upcoming pool party, DJ begins a

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<v Speaker 1>crash diet and over exerts herself exercising. When Stephanie notices

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<v Speaker 1>the problem, DJ swears her to secrecy, but the secret

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<v Speaker 1>is out when DJ collapses during a family outing to

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<v Speaker 1>the gym. This was directed by joel's Wick, written by

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<v Speaker 1>Jeff Franklin. He loves to write these very special episodes.

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<v Speaker 1>And we have several guest stars. This week we have

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<v Speaker 1>Lisa Mililei as a girl in class, doesn't have a name,

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<v Speaker 1>girl in class. She really made the whole episode. She

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<v Speaker 1>did a ton of guest spots, a ton of guest spots.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't tell you who this person is, but yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't even know which girl in the class she was.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, but she's very accomplished. She's known for Bolden,

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<v Speaker 1>the Beautiful One, Crazy Summer and Friends, so you know

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<v Speaker 1>she's got credits to her name. Well, at least we

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<v Speaker 1>didn't kill her career exactly. Went on to go do

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<v Speaker 1>a few other things. That's the most important lesson here.

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<v Speaker 1>Next we have Julie Simone as swimsuit model. Again nameless,

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<v Speaker 1>but that's well, we only see her.

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<v Speaker 3>In the pictures, right that are like posted.

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<v Speaker 1>Up on them. No, I think she's so isn't she

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<v Speaker 1>someone in the in the gym? Isn't she one of the.

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<v Speaker 2>Ladies with the I think she's No, I think she's

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<v Speaker 2>the model that is the the swimsuit model that DJ

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<v Speaker 2>is posting up on the fridge because they'd have to

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<v Speaker 2>use somebody because.

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<v Speaker 1>You can't and she gets a credit.

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<v Speaker 3>Photos, you'd have to. Yeah, she was a person.

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<v Speaker 2>She was on the cover of the magazine when DJ

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<v Speaker 2>holds it up, and then there were all those photos

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<v Speaker 2>of her on the fridge.

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<v Speaker 1>So yeah, okay, I'm trying to figure out, like who

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<v Speaker 1>is she? Why is she?

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<v Speaker 3>Is she?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, she's not in a bathing suit in the gym,

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<v Speaker 1>so yeah she must.

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<v Speaker 3>Be No, No, she is in a bathing suit.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, she was underutilized in this episode because she is

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<v Speaker 1>an impressive number of credits, Like the list is very long.

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<v Speaker 1>She's a director, she's a writer. She directed and co

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<v Speaker 1>wrote the documentary Fidland, which won over twenty awards across

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<v Speaker 1>multiple film festivals. So yeah, she's very accomplished. She should

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<v Speaker 1>have been given she should have been invited onto the

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<v Speaker 1>show for sure, right and I don't know, given her

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<v Speaker 1>at least a line or two. But yeah, no, good

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<v Speaker 1>for her. Next, we have Brittain Taylor as aerobics instructor.

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<v Speaker 1>Nobody gets names in this like, no, none of the

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<v Speaker 1>guest stars get actual names for their characters.

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<v Speaker 3>There were not that well, yeah, they don't need to

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<v Speaker 3>know the name.

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<v Speaker 1>It's too much information, the right what they do? Right?

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<v Speaker 1>She appeared in Dallas Rescue nine one one Hill Street

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<v Speaker 1>Blues and she was also a stunt woman at Universal Studios.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yep, good for her. Last, but certainly not least,

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<v Speaker 1>we have Troy Zuklato as bodybuilder. He has exactly three

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<v Speaker 1>credits on IMDb, Full House, Doogie Houser, MD, and Kill Point.

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<v Speaker 1>You'll be shocked to learn that in all three of

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<v Speaker 1>these he played a muscleman bodybuilder. Really, I don't know why.

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<v Speaker 2>Doogie Howser would have been some sort of emotionally uh

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<v Speaker 2>you know, acting revealings.

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<v Speaker 1>But yeah, been wrong before. He's worked hard for those muscles.

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<v Speaker 1>You know he is going to put them to good use,

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<v Speaker 1>so something he's he's very lumpy according to Michelle's yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>very lumberry lump beer. Okay, so we start with the teaser.

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<v Speaker 1>In the kitchen, Jesse walks up to Michelle, who is

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<v Speaker 1>sitting at the table in her pjs. He asks her,

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<v Speaker 1>what cereal do you want your uncle Jesse to buy

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<v Speaker 1>for breakfast. Michelle shouts, with extra excitement, fiber bears, and Jesse,

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<v Speaker 1>fiber bear. I know, my colon, My colon is like constricting,

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<v Speaker 1>just like thinking about this for a three.

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<v Speaker 3>Year old or four year old.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, everybody needs fiber, I guess.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, look, this is in no way saying that

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<v Speaker 2>fiber is not an essential part of a well rounded

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<v Speaker 2>food program. And that's something that you need and it

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<v Speaker 2>helps your system.

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<v Speaker 3>But I have never heard.

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<v Speaker 1>Like a three or four year old kid yell out

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<v Speaker 1>fiber bears with excitement, with exaggerated Maybe maybe like an

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<v Speaker 1>eighty four year old person would be like fiber bears, you.

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<v Speaker 3>Know what I mean, But I don't.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I would get that excited for fiber bears. I

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<v Speaker 1>need more.

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<v Speaker 2>Could basically be like like the little animal crackers, but

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<v Speaker 2>fiber yeah, oh yeah no, there's no there's no such

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<v Speaker 2>thing as too much fiber when you're when you get

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<v Speaker 2>to our ri Yeah, well fiber bears, we'll get on that.

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<v Speaker 2>Well that'll be our new uh, our new birch. No

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<v Speaker 2>more fiber Bears box fiber bears.

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<v Speaker 1>Or I like to know the boats not available? Like

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<v Speaker 1>why I don't know why we went with fiber bears.

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<v Speaker 1>I was kept waiting for a joke, you know, like

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<v Speaker 1>a fart joke or.

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<v Speaker 3>Something might while.

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<v Speaker 1>Exact ye, so AnyWho, Jesse reveals that the cereal box

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<v Speaker 1>that he was hiding behind his back is the fiber Bears.

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<v Speaker 1>You got it, dude, Michelle grins, I'm glad I woke

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<v Speaker 1>you up, and Jesse nods. If you hadn't come in

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<v Speaker 1>and jumped on my stomach, I'd have missed the beautiful

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<v Speaker 1>sunrise this morning. He leaves the box of cereal on

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<v Speaker 1>the table while he goes to grabs milk. Michelle wastes

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<v Speaker 1>no time. She pours the entire box into her bowl

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<v Speaker 1>and all over the counter. All of the bears are

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<v Speaker 1>now out of the bears so much so, many fibrous

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<v Speaker 1>bears just all over the place. A whole lot of

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<v Speaker 1>fiber and a whole lot of bear. She searches through

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<v Speaker 1>the pile of bears to find the hidden prize inside.

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<v Speaker 1>She exclaims it's party teddy while leaving her chair and

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<v Speaker 1>running over to her uncle. Jesse questions what about breakfast,

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<v Speaker 1>and she demands two eggs over easy, thank you, and

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<v Speaker 1>she runs away while Jesse playfully chases after her. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>it was a thing. That was Yeah, that was that

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<v Speaker 1>was a teaser. Well, and then the bears, the fiber bears,

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<v Speaker 1>they were like they looked like Teddy Grams, like those

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<v Speaker 1>they were.

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<v Speaker 3>They were chocolate. They were chocolate.

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<v Speaker 1>Didn't even match the box of.

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<v Speaker 2>Se No, they were that's they were chocolate Teddy Grams,

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<v Speaker 2>which I'm pretty sure don't have your daily dose of fibrants.

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<v Speaker 1>No, it's like the opposite of fiber. How can we

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<v Speaker 1>how can we clog you up as quickly as right?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, exactly?

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<v Speaker 2>How can we fill you with some more preservatives? But

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<v Speaker 2>they are delicious, so they're good. Yeah, I get it.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't knock it, you know.

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<v Speaker 3>Not fibris.

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<v Speaker 1>No, you know what, there's a there's there's a market

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<v Speaker 1>there for him.

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<v Speaker 3>There's a market or fiber.

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<v Speaker 1>Bear fiber you know what.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's get find it.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's jump on this. Let's market these fiber bears. We

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<v Speaker 1>can sell it in our mert shop. We can all

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<v Speaker 1>have like healthier colons will clean them out. Let's just

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<v Speaker 1>let's all do this together. Hey, it's middle age cheers

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<v Speaker 1>to middle age Joe. He's like, all right, there's not

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<v Speaker 1>even a retort for that.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, because I look, there was a lot of retorts.

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<v Speaker 1>In my head, and I was like, none of those

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<v Speaker 1>are appropriate with We've already jumped the shark with the

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<v Speaker 1>fibrous bears. So oh yeah, moving right along. In the

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<v Speaker 1>girls room, DJ is eating some cookies while she rifles

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<v Speaker 1>through magazines.

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<v Speaker 3>I wonder how much fibers in this the fiber cookies.

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<v Speaker 3>Fiber cook.

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<v Speaker 1>Stephanie excitedly walks in showing DJ the recorder she received

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<v Speaker 1>at school today.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you remember, Yeah, I loved playing the recorder in

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<v Speaker 2>my room.

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<v Speaker 3>I loved it, of course you did.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, quarters were great. Is that still standard in like

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<v Speaker 1>junior high? Do you still have I don't think it.

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<v Speaker 3>Like my kids, elementary school was elementary.

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<v Speaker 1>School for me, it was junior high. It was seventh grade.

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<v Speaker 2>Kids brought one home, but they might have had I know,

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<v Speaker 2>they had like music appreciation. Maybe I don't know. Before

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<v Speaker 2>they you know, got that at schools, right right? I

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<v Speaker 2>think they had a little bit. But yeah, oh I

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<v Speaker 2>remember vividly playing my report and my mom does to

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<v Speaker 2>poor Jane's.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, the recorder was great.

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<v Speaker 2>Hot cross buns, man, all the hot cross buns all

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<v Speaker 2>day long.

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<v Speaker 1>That was hot. Yeah, that's great. God bless the recorder.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh this is yeah, art imitates like you, what's a

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<v Speaker 1>record anyway? I'm not gonna go off on a whole time. Please,

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<v Speaker 1>this is what we do. This is what we do.

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<v Speaker 3>Why is it called a recorder? It doesn't record anything.

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<v Speaker 1>It doesn't record You're right, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a terrible name. There's there's not a chord or

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<v Speaker 2>a record. No, there's nothing. There's nothing involved. It is

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<v Speaker 2>a wind instrument.

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<v Speaker 1>No, you blow it and so yeah, it doesn't record

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<v Speaker 1>any It's like it's related to the obo, to the

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<v Speaker 1>to the flute. It it's a it's a wind instrument.

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<v Speaker 1>So why yeah, yeah, it doesn't record anything. I think

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<v Speaker 1>that I think the recorder should be renamed. I agree,

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<v Speaker 1>let's start a move.

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<v Speaker 2>I haven't thought of what it is yet, but it's

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<v Speaker 2>going to be. It's like the like the mini flute

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<v Speaker 2>or something.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a flute light. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, flute light,

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<v Speaker 1>flute light. Let's let's start a movement and rename the recorder.

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<v Speaker 1>And all the kids these days are like, what do

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<v Speaker 1>they talk about?

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<v Speaker 2>We don't, And we can give out fiber bears along

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<v Speaker 2>the recorders.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, we'll be a hit with the kids.

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<v Speaker 1>We will revolutionize the elementary schools with our fiber bears.

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<v Speaker 3>I thought you were going to say the elderly.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, that will bring our elderly ways into the schools.

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<v Speaker 1>You're welcome, youth. So Steph asks DJ if she has

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<v Speaker 1>any requests, and DJ sarcastically answers yes, please don't play.

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<v Speaker 1>Steph suggests on top of Old Smokey, you got it,

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<v Speaker 1>and she starts to play the song but falls flat

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<v Speaker 1>on a note. She tries again, and the sound screeches

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<v Speaker 1>in DJ's ears. Stephanie explains that this is her homework

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<v Speaker 1>for music appreciation, and DJ quips, well, when it happens

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<v Speaker 1>to be music, I'll appreciate it. Good comeback. She asks

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<v Speaker 1>her sister to practice somewhere else because she's in the

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<v Speaker 1>middle of making a collage for Kimmy's birthday card. On cue,

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<v Speaker 1>Jimmy walks in wearing the Unforgettable by Onesie.

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<v Speaker 3>What Mermaid butts? Why why Mermaid butts?

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<v Speaker 2>Damn?

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<v Speaker 3>I literally was like, loved.

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<v Speaker 1>It's back, Like I just wore this a few episodes.

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<v Speaker 1>Look at the fan pack, I do not look at door.

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<v Speaker 2>Very nice.

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<v Speaker 3>But fanny packs are back.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean they wear more like a crossbody now because

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<v Speaker 2>you can't actually wear it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. No, this was a big fanny pack, like Kimmy

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<v Speaker 1>was so this was so nineties, This was so yeah

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<v Speaker 1>oh man like that. You can tell just how much

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<v Speaker 1>Roberta loved this outfit because she brought it back like

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<v Speaker 1>a few episodes later.

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<v Speaker 3>So great. Yeah, I still don't like it.

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<v Speaker 1>I still don't like it anymore.

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<v Speaker 3>Than I did backup. I love it. I love it,

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<v Speaker 3>but I get it.

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<v Speaker 1>They had to have me in something form fitting to

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<v Speaker 1>kind of accentuate my thin frame for this storyline. So

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<v Speaker 1>they're like, oh, wear this again, And I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>I hated it, hated it, hated it, but whatever. Moving along,

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<v Speaker 1>moving along with the Mermaid Butts, DJ scrambles to hide

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<v Speaker 1>her collage as she tells Kimmy she's not supposed to

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<v Speaker 1>be in this room. Stephanie takes a jab while walking

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<v Speaker 1>out the door. I've been telling her that for years.

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<v Speaker 1>I laughed out loud, like, that's like your delivery on

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<v Speaker 1>the crowds. You can tell when an actor loves delivering certain.

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<v Speaker 3>Live Yeah again, our.

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<v Speaker 2>Bits have always been he can enjoy it anytime. You

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<v Speaker 2>and I got to just be ridiculous and throw jabs

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<v Speaker 2>at each other with so much fun because I love

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<v Speaker 2>you and so it was like it was just a fun,

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<v Speaker 2>ridiculous thing to do.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh so fun, just classic from the very beginning. So

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<v Speaker 1>Kimmy pays Steph no mind and proceeds to give DJ

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<v Speaker 1>the invitation to her surprise birthday party. DJ gives her

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<v Speaker 1>a knowing look. You're throwing yourself a surprise birthday party.

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<v Speaker 1>Kimmy nods yeah, and this is a face I'm gonna use.

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<v Speaker 1>She throws her arms in the air and gasps with excitement, much.

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<v Speaker 3>Like Andrea is doing right now. I'll have you all now.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, I don't know how I did it

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<v Speaker 1>something like that. Yeah, I think it was more like that. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, yeah, that was exactly it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, I still got it, DJ, Oh you do.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>DJ reads the invitation out loud, revealing that Kimmy's birthday

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<v Speaker 1>party will be held at the Excelsior Hotel. DJ asks

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<v Speaker 1>how she managed to swing that, and Kimmy explains, my

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<v Speaker 1>brother Garth is a bell hop. He can sneak us

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<v Speaker 1>into the pool area. Garth is very useful as like

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<v Speaker 1>a plot point or like a you know.

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<v Speaker 3>To explain. He's always getting it.

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<v Speaker 2>He is always leading Kimmy into trouble, always, whether it

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<v Speaker 2>be terrible magic tricks or yeah, you know, a pool party.

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<v Speaker 1>Sneak ins Yep, he's definitely a gibbler. Kimmy pulls out

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<v Speaker 1>a piece of paper from her famous fanny pack and

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<v Speaker 1>tells DJ. If anyone asks your Heather's zinc from Philadelphia

0:23:53.440 --> 0:23:56.919
<v Speaker 1>and you're staying in room fifteen forty one, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>there's always deception involve when it's gibblers. It's never a

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<v Speaker 1>right though exactly. I know you're a different skirting on

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<v Speaker 1>the edge of right of stuff. Okay, So DJ frowns,

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<v Speaker 1>you're having a pool party in November? What a dumb idea?

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<v Speaker 1>Gim Me explains that the hotel has an indoor pool

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<v Speaker 1>and tomorrow they can go shopping for new bathing suits.

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<v Speaker 1>She can't stop grinning, telling DJ, this party is going

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<v Speaker 1>to be so rad. It's so so rad. DJ responds, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>rad for you, because you have the perfect body. Give

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<v Speaker 1>me questions me the perfect body. She examines herself from

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<v Speaker 1>all angles and concludes, well, I guess I can't argue

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<v Speaker 1>with you there, and strikes a pose like I cringe,

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<v Speaker 1>like I wa we can tell no, you can tell me.

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<v Speaker 2>I was gonna like, I'm watching it, well this whole episode,

0:24:49.920 --> 0:24:53.600
<v Speaker 2>I'm just watching you in Candice both uh, just be

0:24:53.960 --> 0:24:55.240
<v Speaker 2>super like hating.

0:24:55.520 --> 0:24:56.159
<v Speaker 3>I can feel it.

0:24:56.680 --> 0:24:58.800
<v Speaker 1>You can feel it. You can feel it. It's you know,

0:24:58.880 --> 0:25:00.560
<v Speaker 1>we had to just power through it. But no, I

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<v Speaker 1>hate it.

0:25:01.200 --> 0:25:04.080
<v Speaker 2>I mean was sort of you know, a good vibe

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<v Speaker 2>for the show that it's like there was sort of

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<v Speaker 2>but yeah, I definitely and again we have lots to

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<v Speaker 2>talk about, but.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, yes, we go with the show. I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh oh wow, yeah as a child actor, as a teenager,

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<v Speaker 1>I did not like even though it was supposed to

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<v Speaker 1>be a compliment, oh you have the perfect body. I

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<v Speaker 1>was so self conscious trying to be like, oh, yes, I.

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<v Speaker 2>Owe right, and then yeah, and like any cringe, I

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<v Speaker 2>mean say that in middle school, high school, that's you're

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<v Speaker 2>getting roast in Fred.

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<v Speaker 1>Done, Yeah, you are done.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>So DJ insists there is no way she's wearing a

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<v Speaker 1>bathing suit in front of everyone until she looks like

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<v Speaker 1>one of the models in her magazines. Kimm he throws

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<v Speaker 1>her arm around DJ and pleads, you're my best friend.

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<v Speaker 1>You have to come to my party. DJ size all right,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll come, but this means I only have two weeks

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<v Speaker 1>to get skinny starting right now. She walks over to

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<v Speaker 1>the box of cookies that she was snacking on and

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<v Speaker 1>throws them in the trash and then she asks Kimmy,

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<v Speaker 1>how do you stay so thin in Kimmy admits, I

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<v Speaker 1>exercise like Wiste bends. For example. She demonstrates the exercise

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<v Speaker 1>by bending down and grabbing the box of cookies out

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<v Speaker 1>of the trash can. Then Kimmy says she watches what

0:26:13.080 --> 0:26:16.359
<v Speaker 1>she eats. So she examines the cookie and declares this

0:26:16.400 --> 0:26:19.119
<v Speaker 1>looks good and sticks the whole thing in her mouth.

0:26:20.440 --> 0:26:24.800
<v Speaker 1>Like talk about oblivious, Like Kimmy, come on French, you know.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, he was, Well, it's her birthday. She's feeling

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<v Speaker 3>herself in that onesie, you know what I mean.

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<v Speaker 1>She's like, let's blame the onesie, Like she's just.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, she was.

0:26:35.440 --> 0:26:39.399
<v Speaker 2>She was too distracted with the amazing outfit, and.

0:26:39.480 --> 0:26:42.399
<v Speaker 1>She was like, let's blame the mermaid butts. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>when all else fails.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what, That's what I do, uh with everything,

0:26:45.800 --> 0:26:47.880
<v Speaker 2>I just I go off. You know what, I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 2>blame Andrea's onesie.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, mermaid butts are always to blame. So next in

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<v Speaker 1>the kitchen, DJ is sticking pictures of models onto the

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<v Speaker 1>refrigerator doors. When Becky walks.

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<v Speaker 3>In, looks, there's the model, there's the one that's the Yes.

0:27:02.560 --> 0:27:07.080
<v Speaker 1>The aforementioned documentarian. That's right. Becky looks at the pictures

0:27:07.080 --> 0:27:09.720
<v Speaker 1>and comments, Wow, I guess your dad and the guys

0:27:09.760 --> 0:27:12.639
<v Speaker 1>will like these a lot better than Michelle's finger paintings.

0:27:13.600 --> 0:27:14.480
<v Speaker 3>Creepy, right.

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<v Speaker 1>DJ explains her thought process looking at these models is

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<v Speaker 1>going to help her stay out of the refrigerator, but

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<v Speaker 1>Becky's puzzled. You're trying to lose weight. DJ nods with determination,

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<v Speaker 1>I have two weeks to look like you. Do you

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<v Speaker 1>mind if I scotch tape you to the refrigerator. Becky

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<v Speaker 1>smiles and lends some advice. If you want to lose

0:27:36.080 --> 0:27:37.879
<v Speaker 1>a couple of pounds, all you have to do is

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<v Speaker 1>eat Sensibly, you can have broiled fish, lean chicken without

0:27:41.480 --> 0:27:45.480
<v Speaker 1>the skin, fresh fruits, delicious steamed vegetables.

0:27:45.520 --> 0:27:49.000
<v Speaker 3>Bory sorright.

0:27:49.040 --> 0:27:54.080
<v Speaker 1>I was like, there's no right, where's the carbs? Come on?

0:27:54.119 --> 0:27:57.359
<v Speaker 3>People like yeah, right, yeah, whore's the carbs? There's nothing fried.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. These ain't These ain't my vegetables.

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<v Speaker 3>Why is Becky lying?

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<v Speaker 1>So DJ reminds her that she's trying to keep her

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<v Speaker 1>mind off of food, and Becky WinCE's sorry. The most

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<v Speaker 1>important thing is to keep the junk food out of

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<v Speaker 1>the house.

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<v Speaker 2>And that I will I will say, is a very

0:28:17.760 --> 0:28:20.840
<v Speaker 2>that is a very true statement. Just it's not in

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<v Speaker 2>the house. It's that's a way because I love sugar

0:28:24.640 --> 0:28:26.560
<v Speaker 2>so same same ye.

0:28:26.760 --> 0:28:28.520
<v Speaker 3>If it's in the house, I will eat it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, just keep gout of the house. No, her advice

0:28:30.920 --> 0:28:33.960
<v Speaker 1>isn't bad, like it's good, no advice about healthy eating it.

0:28:34.240 --> 0:28:37.040
<v Speaker 3>But the statement should have been like what do you mean,

0:28:37.640 --> 0:28:38.120
<v Speaker 3>like you don't.

0:28:38.800 --> 0:28:41.440
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, she's talking to a teenager who is at a

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<v Speaker 1>perfectly healthy weight, who she just saw taping sinspow pictures

0:28:45.680 --> 0:28:48.600
<v Speaker 1>onto a refrigerator. That's the problem, Like you.

0:28:48.600 --> 0:28:51.120
<v Speaker 2>Don't need, but that was the that was the diet

0:28:51.160 --> 0:28:53.920
<v Speaker 2>culture of that time, you know, was like that was

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<v Speaker 2>just kind of what you did.

0:28:55.120 --> 0:28:55.680
<v Speaker 3>It was normal.

0:28:55.760 --> 0:28:58.080
<v Speaker 2>You like, you know, would put those like things they

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<v Speaker 2>put on the bridge and you'd open it and it

0:28:59.640 --> 0:29:01.480
<v Speaker 2>would make like a pig noise or something like.

0:29:01.560 --> 0:29:03.800
<v Speaker 3>I remember seeing stuff like that and it's like yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>No, wow, wow, yeah, no nineties. I'm excited to talk

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<v Speaker 1>to our resident expert nutritionist Melanie Samuels later on about

0:29:11.720 --> 0:29:13.080
<v Speaker 1>this because I'm sure she has a lot of thoughts

0:29:13.080 --> 0:29:16.240
<v Speaker 1>about nineties diet culture and yeah, how this episode, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>go over today, Like can you imagine this episode?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I can't imagine it.

0:29:20.640 --> 0:29:22.800
<v Speaker 2>Like there were definitely parts of it that I was

0:29:22.840 --> 0:29:27.800
<v Speaker 2>like just that made me, yeah, really like uncomfortable, or

0:29:28.680 --> 0:29:38.600
<v Speaker 2>where we were h at discussing young women's bodies, frames health,

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<v Speaker 2>all of that.

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<v Speaker 3>Like I was just like, oh, yeah, it was.

0:29:42.480 --> 0:29:45.840
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it was a little we definitely didn't do anyone

0:29:45.840 --> 0:29:46.440
<v Speaker 2>any favors.

0:29:46.440 --> 0:29:49.400
<v Speaker 1>It was very it was very uncomfortable to watch. It

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<v Speaker 1>made me really feel for Candice too, having to carry

0:29:52.040 --> 0:29:53.200
<v Speaker 1>this storyline.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and I know, I know it was something that

0:29:55.560 --> 0:29:58.640
<v Speaker 2>she was sensitive about and you know, and it was, yeah,

0:29:58.760 --> 0:30:01.280
<v Speaker 2>which hurts, like, Hey, we're gonna make an entire storyline

0:30:01.280 --> 0:30:04.440
<v Speaker 2>about the thing that you are the most.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean you and what teenage girl isn't self conscious?

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<v Speaker 3>Isn't We're like, we're going to make an entire episode

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<v Speaker 3>about it? And yeah, that's yeah, I did. I really

0:30:15.080 --> 0:30:18.840
<v Speaker 3>felt for her in this one, because I know it's hard.

0:30:19.080 --> 0:30:19.320
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

0:30:19.400 --> 0:30:21.480
<v Speaker 2>No, it's hard when it's something that you're really dealing

0:30:21.520 --> 0:30:23.800
<v Speaker 2>with to be like, oh, I'm going to pretend that

0:30:23.920 --> 0:30:26.160
<v Speaker 2>this is fine, right, and that I can resolve it.

0:30:26.400 --> 0:30:29.520
<v Speaker 1>You know. Well, I know that Jeff, Jeff went to

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<v Speaker 1>the cameras, you went to your parents and Candice and

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<v Speaker 1>so it's just okay, and they said, yeah, so they

0:30:34.280 --> 0:30:36.800
<v Speaker 1>gave their blessing. But it doesn't negate the fact that

0:30:36.840 --> 0:30:40.400
<v Speaker 1>it's a spot whell on a teenage girl and insecurity.

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<v Speaker 2>And I think it's also, you know, viewing it with

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<v Speaker 2>twenty twenty five eyes.

0:30:47.400 --> 0:30:51.400
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that sounded really weird, right, doesn't twenty five?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you're right, But you know, I think we've come

0:30:56.400 --> 0:30:59.960
<v Speaker 2>so far in the discussion and in how we feel

0:31:00.200 --> 0:31:02.960
<v Speaker 2>like as women talking about our bodies and our weight

0:31:03.000 --> 0:31:06.320
<v Speaker 2>and stuff, that we're like you would never like there's

0:31:06.360 --> 0:31:11.000
<v Speaker 2>so many other different ways to go about this, right, But.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, at the time and I I do know,

0:31:14.040 --> 0:31:14.320
<v Speaker 3>you know.

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<v Speaker 2>Jeff was always super sensitive about stuff and I know that,

0:31:17.000 --> 0:31:19.760
<v Speaker 2>you know, and to be fair, it was an important episode.

0:31:19.800 --> 0:31:21.840
<v Speaker 2>It was. I mean, there are a lot of young

0:31:21.880 --> 0:31:24.240
<v Speaker 2>women struggling with it. There's no good way to sort

0:31:24.280 --> 0:31:27.480
<v Speaker 2>of discuss it without you know, hanging a hat on

0:31:27.560 --> 0:31:29.600
<v Speaker 2>the fact that it's that might be something that you're

0:31:29.640 --> 0:31:34.240
<v Speaker 2>a little self conscious about anyway. But yeah, I think

0:31:34.320 --> 0:31:39.360
<v Speaker 2>it's just interesting to go back and watch, uh yeah,

0:31:39.600 --> 0:31:42.000
<v Speaker 2>just the way the way in which we discuss things

0:31:42.040 --> 0:31:43.720
<v Speaker 2>that's changed so drastically.

0:31:43.760 --> 0:31:46.360
<v Speaker 1>Now, Yeah, I guess it's it isn't it's. I agree,

0:31:46.360 --> 0:31:49.280
<v Speaker 1>it's absolutely an important episode for people to watch, for

0:31:49.440 --> 0:31:51.600
<v Speaker 1>kids and teenagers to watch. I guess it's hard to

0:31:51.640 --> 0:31:56.240
<v Speaker 1>divorce the idea of the actor versus the character. You know,

0:31:56.280 --> 0:31:58.719
<v Speaker 1>it's like there's still a real person who has to

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<v Speaker 1>say these lines and feel these emotions.

0:32:01.880 --> 0:32:05.000
<v Speaker 2>Right, and that's what they Also it's hard for us

0:32:05.040 --> 0:32:09.640
<v Speaker 2>because we know that feeling of that all of your

0:32:09.680 --> 0:32:11.480
<v Speaker 2>peers are going to see this and you know what

0:32:11.520 --> 0:32:13.880
<v Speaker 2>I mean, and like it's different when you're an adult like,

0:32:13.920 --> 0:32:16.240
<v Speaker 2>I don't care you think you know what I mean?

0:32:17.000 --> 0:32:19.600
<v Speaker 3>It doesn't matter. As a teenage girl, it is.

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<v Speaker 2>It's the most horrifying thing to, you know, talk about

0:32:24.080 --> 0:32:26.040
<v Speaker 2>anything that you're uncomfortable with, let alone to.

0:32:26.000 --> 0:32:29.200
<v Speaker 3>Do it on a you know show that's immensely popular.

0:32:29.320 --> 0:32:31.400
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, no, that's a that's a that's a that was

0:32:31.440 --> 0:32:34.760
<v Speaker 1>a tall order and uh a fire Candace for getting

0:32:34.760 --> 0:32:36.680
<v Speaker 1>through it as well as she did. You know that

0:32:36.720 --> 0:32:39.760
<v Speaker 1>she did a fantastic performance. But yeah, definitely hard to

0:32:39.760 --> 0:32:44.840
<v Speaker 1>watch at many many moments in this episode. So where

0:32:44.880 --> 0:32:48.000
<v Speaker 1>are we? Jesse barges in shouting cake is here, and

0:32:48.360 --> 0:32:50.680
<v Speaker 1>Becky tries to handle the situation by telling Jesse they

0:32:50.680 --> 0:32:54.800
<v Speaker 1>should do this another time, but DJ chimes in, that's okay, Becky,

0:32:54.960 --> 0:32:57.200
<v Speaker 1>I don't need any cake. She walks over to the

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<v Speaker 1>freezer and tells her she'll just eat one of the

0:32:59.320 --> 0:33:03.280
<v Speaker 1>delicious water pops that she made. She pulls out an

0:33:03.280 --> 0:33:07.200
<v Speaker 1>ice cube on a popsicle stick to show her. Jesse

0:33:07.520 --> 0:33:10.680
<v Speaker 1>shouts loudly for the entire house to hear. Everybody, get

0:33:10.680 --> 0:33:13.360
<v Speaker 1>in here. I need some opinions. When no one comes

0:33:13.440 --> 0:33:18.360
<v Speaker 1>rushing in, he rephrases his statement free cake. This causes

0:33:18.400 --> 0:33:22.000
<v Speaker 1>everyone to burst into the room immediately, including Michelle, who

0:33:22.080 --> 0:33:28.480
<v Speaker 1>yells I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, Danny Grebb, Danny.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm sorry. I didn't. I'm sorry I didn't. I couldn't

0:33:32.240 --> 0:33:35.520
<v Speaker 3>what I was trying to be good, I just could.

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<v Speaker 3>There was no way you could say that.

0:33:37.800 --> 0:33:41.320
<v Speaker 1>And I couldn't be inappropriate. Sorry, it was just your

0:33:41.360 --> 0:33:44.600
<v Speaker 1>face like I should have just not. Yeah, I was anything.

0:33:44.760 --> 0:33:47.600
<v Speaker 2>I saw you were going through it, and I but

0:33:47.680 --> 0:33:50.560
<v Speaker 2>I let out a noise and I wouldn't help that.

0:33:50.560 --> 0:33:54.240
<v Speaker 1>That's restraint for you. I admire that level of restraint.

0:33:54.240 --> 0:33:55.800
<v Speaker 3>How I've grown you have you have?

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<v Speaker 1>So? Uh, Michelle is coming coming, I mean, and then

0:34:01.120 --> 0:34:04.960
<v Speaker 1>Tanny puts her on a chair and she says, I'm here. Yeah,

0:34:05.000 --> 0:34:07.840
<v Speaker 1>there we go, let's get that. Jesse tells everyone that

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<v Speaker 1>they're going to help pick out the wedding cake. Becky

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<v Speaker 1>is confused. She says, I thought we decided on chocolate cake.

0:34:14.920 --> 0:34:19.080
<v Speaker 1>Jesse nods, we did, but chocolate is not just chocolate anymore.

0:34:19.719 --> 0:34:21.960
<v Speaker 1>He pulls the cover off the tray to reveal twenty

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<v Speaker 1>different cake samples. Michelle's eyes widen at the site. Whoa baby,

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<v Speaker 1>Jesse describes all of the different chocolate flavors that are

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<v Speaker 1>in front of them, plus a slice of carrot cake.

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<v Speaker 3>Love Carrett.

0:34:36.120 --> 0:34:38.279
<v Speaker 1>Oh, I you too, ma'am. I know this.

0:34:38.360 --> 0:34:39.799
<v Speaker 3>Remember Porto's carrot cake.

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<v Speaker 2>That's Cannas's favorite, and we would get it for like

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<v Speaker 2>her birthday or she directed or whatever.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we would. Porto's chocolate or carrot cake is so

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<v Speaker 1>good man.

0:34:50.880 --> 0:34:52.920
<v Speaker 2>I'm really carrot cake is only good because of the

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<v Speaker 2>chocolate or the chocolate the cream cheese frobs.

0:34:55.080 --> 0:34:57.160
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, that's the best part. The carrots are optional.

0:34:57.239 --> 0:34:59.600
<v Speaker 1>It's really about the right. Yeah, cream cheese from.

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<v Speaker 3>But I call it a salad.

0:35:02.640 --> 0:35:04.600
<v Speaker 1>It's healthier than a watergate side it is.

0:35:04.760 --> 0:35:08.440
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, look at it. It's not chocolate vegetable in there.

0:35:08.480 --> 0:35:09.279
<v Speaker 3>What do you want me to do?

0:35:09.760 --> 0:35:11.799
<v Speaker 1>It's one of the five flood groups, you know it is.

0:35:12.000 --> 0:35:13.920
<v Speaker 3>It's just protein in the cream cheese.

0:35:14.000 --> 0:35:14.160
<v Speaker 2>You know.

0:35:14.360 --> 0:35:17.920
<v Speaker 1>Come on, you're covered, man, you are covered.

0:35:18.040 --> 0:35:19.280
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, he's great.

0:35:20.000 --> 0:35:20.200
<v Speaker 2>Uh.

0:35:20.239 --> 0:35:23.480
<v Speaker 1>So everyone's confused about the carrot cake, and Jesse explains

0:35:23.800 --> 0:35:26.239
<v Speaker 1>the carrot cake was sitting there so lonely. No one

0:35:26.280 --> 0:35:30.880
<v Speaker 1>picks carrot cake. Michelle interrupts him, saying, let's peg out

0:35:31.480 --> 0:35:34.200
<v Speaker 1>Danny tells her she's not being very polite, so Michelle

0:35:34.200 --> 0:35:39.399
<v Speaker 1>corrects herself, let's pig out please. Joey looks over it DJ,

0:35:39.560 --> 0:35:42.799
<v Speaker 1>who is standing away from everyone else. He motions for

0:35:42.800 --> 0:35:44.840
<v Speaker 1>her to come over so she doesn't miss any cake.

0:35:45.640 --> 0:35:48.920
<v Speaker 1>DJ responds, who needs cake when you can lick ice

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<v Speaker 1>on a stick. She tries her water pop and fakes

0:35:52.320 --> 0:35:56.680
<v Speaker 1>a smile. Mmm, wet and cold. And that's about it.

0:35:57.840 --> 0:35:59.879
<v Speaker 3>Why didn't anyone say anything at that point?

0:36:00.040 --> 0:36:01.960
<v Speaker 1>There's so many red flags just in this scene, and

0:36:02.000 --> 0:36:06.239
<v Speaker 1>nobody chatches on. Nobody. She's got mom's take on.

0:36:06.680 --> 0:36:09.440
<v Speaker 3>Probably would if she was, if she was involved, Michelle

0:36:09.480 --> 0:36:09.800
<v Speaker 3>would know.

0:36:10.239 --> 0:36:13.840
<v Speaker 2>As a therapist, yeah, she'd be like, I am greatly concerned.

0:36:14.080 --> 0:36:15.400
<v Speaker 1>Yes, but Michelle should have.

0:36:15.560 --> 0:36:18.120
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Like if one of my girls was like, oh no,

0:36:18.160 --> 0:36:20.000
<v Speaker 2>it's all right, I'm gonna skip cake and have an

0:36:20.040 --> 0:36:22.799
<v Speaker 2>ice cube, I would be like, Okay, what's going on?

0:36:23.080 --> 0:36:26.960
<v Speaker 1>Right? That doesn't that be good? Huge red flag? Yeah, no,

0:36:27.080 --> 0:36:31.040
<v Speaker 1>all the adults missed it, like it's like, man, yeah,

0:36:31.080 --> 0:36:34.920
<v Speaker 1>but you know, the nineties was the nineties, right, So

0:36:35.000 --> 0:36:37.800
<v Speaker 1>Michelle is still staring at the cake samples, and she admits,

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<v Speaker 1>I can't take it I need that cake. She hops

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<v Speaker 1>onto the table and grabs the cake slices with her hands,

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<v Speaker 1>shoving as much as she can into her mouth, and

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<v Speaker 1>the adults just watch her like.

0:36:51.360 --> 0:36:54.680
<v Speaker 3>And again the adults go oh right, laugh at her.

0:36:54.920 --> 0:36:59.680
<v Speaker 1>Danny Tanner laughs at her, what right he would be horrified?

0:37:00.200 --> 0:37:01.680
<v Speaker 1>Fie like this is just.

0:37:01.960 --> 0:37:05.520
<v Speaker 2>I do remember the uh Mary Kate being very excited

0:37:05.560 --> 0:37:08.440
<v Speaker 2>about the scene, no doubt, like that is a dream,

0:37:09.440 --> 0:37:11.640
<v Speaker 2>like okay, can I do it now? It was like, okay,

0:37:11.719 --> 0:37:13.439
<v Speaker 2>this time is the time you go eat the cake?

0:37:13.560 --> 0:37:13.759
<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Uh.

0:37:14.400 --> 0:37:16.480
<v Speaker 1>And the audience loved it. The audience was, oh yeah,

0:37:16.520 --> 0:37:17.360
<v Speaker 1>I mean it was adorable.

0:37:17.400 --> 0:37:18.760
<v Speaker 3>It was very cute, very.

0:37:18.560 --> 0:37:22.120
<v Speaker 1>Cute, and yeah, Danny should have said something, but whatever,

0:37:22.200 --> 0:37:23.280
<v Speaker 1>I will overlook them.

0:37:23.960 --> 0:37:24.799
<v Speaker 3>The joke's gotta work.

0:37:25.040 --> 0:37:28.360
<v Speaker 1>Just a joke always has to work. So Jesse pauses

0:37:28.440 --> 0:37:32.040
<v Speaker 1>her sugar rush and asks which cake sample she liked best.

0:37:32.280 --> 0:37:36.600
<v Speaker 1>With her mouth covered in cake, she says, chocolate wamp.

0:37:38.320 --> 0:37:40.919
<v Speaker 1>Back in the girls room, Steph is sitting in bed

0:37:41.000 --> 0:37:43.879
<v Speaker 1>while DJ stands in front of a scale. She tells

0:37:43.880 --> 0:37:46.840
<v Speaker 1>her younger sister it's way in time and she hates

0:37:46.880 --> 0:37:49.920
<v Speaker 1>this part. Steph tries to cheer her up. By playing

0:37:50.200 --> 0:37:53.759
<v Speaker 1>way in music. She begins to play on top of

0:37:53.800 --> 0:37:57.280
<v Speaker 1>all smoky yet again, but the note is still falling flat.

0:37:58.239 --> 0:38:00.920
<v Speaker 1>That's when Jesse walks in, his face scrunched from the

0:38:01.000 --> 0:38:05.520
<v Speaker 1>unpleasant music. He asks Steph to have mercy on his ears.

0:38:07.040 --> 0:38:09.560
<v Speaker 1>DJ looks at the scale and size. This can't be right.

0:38:10.160 --> 0:38:12.839
<v Speaker 1>Two days and I've only lost half a pound. I'm

0:38:12.840 --> 0:38:16.600
<v Speaker 1>going off this stupid diet. Jesse responds, good, you don't

0:38:16.600 --> 0:38:18.680
<v Speaker 1>need to be on a diet anyway. You want to

0:38:18.719 --> 0:38:21.799
<v Speaker 1>shape up a little bit, just exercise. In fact, why

0:38:21.840 --> 0:38:26.520
<v Speaker 1>don't you go work out at Michelle's gym? And DJ jokes, oh, yeah,

0:38:26.560 --> 0:38:30.319
<v Speaker 1>like I really want Michelle's body, And Jesse laughs and

0:38:30.320 --> 0:38:33.480
<v Speaker 1>tells her they have an adult gym too, Like Michelle's

0:38:33.520 --> 0:38:35.920
<v Speaker 1>the only one in the family with a gym member, with.

0:38:35.880 --> 0:38:38.080
<v Speaker 2>A gym members Yeah, She's like, I gotta go, I

0:38:38.120 --> 0:38:39.200
<v Speaker 2>gotta go work out guys.

0:38:39.280 --> 0:38:41.000
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Michelle's do we want.

0:38:40.880 --> 0:38:42.640
<v Speaker 1>An adult in the family. She's a therapist.

0:38:42.800 --> 0:38:48.240
<v Speaker 3>She's right, a therapist. She's got a gym membership. Yeah.

0:38:48.280 --> 0:38:51.240
<v Speaker 2>Really, Michelle is the only fully functioning adult in the house.

0:38:52.719 --> 0:38:55.520
<v Speaker 2>I mean to be fair, She gets herself dressed every morning,

0:38:55.600 --> 0:38:56.120
<v Speaker 2>does her hair.

0:38:56.200 --> 0:38:58.840
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, she watches herself. Yeah, this is she.

0:38:59.080 --> 0:38:59.839
<v Speaker 3>The afs me.

0:39:00.120 --> 0:39:01.800
<v Speaker 2>Ring into the kitchen after everyone's been up for a

0:39:01.840 --> 0:39:03.799
<v Speaker 2>couple hours like that, guys, and they're like, oh my god,

0:39:03.800 --> 0:39:04.640
<v Speaker 2>look at Michelle.

0:39:04.800 --> 0:39:05.520
<v Speaker 3>We didn't know you were here.

0:39:05.560 --> 0:39:13.440
<v Speaker 1>We thought you went to work the nineties. Oh. So

0:39:13.480 --> 0:39:15.520
<v Speaker 1>they make a plan for Saturday, the whole family can

0:39:15.560 --> 0:39:17.680
<v Speaker 1>go to the gym together since they could all use

0:39:17.719 --> 0:39:21.000
<v Speaker 1>a little toning up, except in Jesse's case, he brags

0:39:21.000 --> 0:39:23.879
<v Speaker 1>that he would just be toning tone.

0:39:25.600 --> 0:39:30.359
<v Speaker 3>Toning, tony, tony. All right, this is nineties shout back.

0:39:31.040 --> 0:39:34.120
<v Speaker 1>Steph offers to provide the workout music. She tries to

0:39:34.160 --> 0:39:36.680
<v Speaker 1>redeem her version of On Top of Old Smokey again,

0:39:36.920 --> 0:39:40.480
<v Speaker 1>but it still isn't working. Michelle walks in after hearing

0:39:40.520 --> 0:39:43.879
<v Speaker 1>this noise. She puts her hands on her hips and says, Stephanie,

0:39:44.120 --> 0:39:48.520
<v Speaker 1>you are not good. Jesse decides step in and help

0:39:48.560 --> 0:39:52.040
<v Speaker 1>his knees. He takes the recorder and plays the same song,

0:39:52.520 --> 0:39:56.560
<v Speaker 1>but alas he can't hit that note either. Michelle frowns

0:39:56.560 --> 0:40:01.640
<v Speaker 1>in his direction, you are not good too. She's so funny,

0:40:01.880 --> 0:40:05.919
<v Speaker 1>like her delivery of all of her lines in this episode, just.

0:40:06.080 --> 0:40:07.920
<v Speaker 3>Yeah and I like, I always.

0:40:08.000 --> 0:40:10.200
<v Speaker 2>I can absolutely picture Adria on the side of it

0:40:10.320 --> 0:40:13.279
<v Speaker 2>doing it herself, and then them repeating, do.

0:40:13.200 --> 0:40:16.520
<v Speaker 1>You know did Brian Cale give Adria line readings? Like

0:40:16.560 --> 0:40:18.280
<v Speaker 1>I'm just like Adrian was so big.

0:40:18.239 --> 0:40:20.280
<v Speaker 3>So yeah, I think they. Yeah, No, they worked together.

0:40:20.360 --> 0:40:23.120
<v Speaker 2>Brian Cale the dialogue like would work with they, you know,

0:40:23.200 --> 0:40:26.799
<v Speaker 2>he kind of delivered the notes from like Jeff and

0:40:26.920 --> 0:40:30.240
<v Speaker 2>directors and whatever what they were looking for would tell Adria,

0:40:30.280 --> 0:40:33.000
<v Speaker 2>and then she knew them well enough that her, you know,

0:40:33.200 --> 0:40:34.839
<v Speaker 2>she would get them to kind of say it how

0:40:34.920 --> 0:40:35.359
<v Speaker 2>they want it.

0:40:35.400 --> 0:40:38.200
<v Speaker 1>Amazing. This is just an amazing It's like a game

0:40:38.239 --> 0:40:39.520
<v Speaker 1>of telephone again.

0:40:39.600 --> 0:40:40.680
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's so funny.

0:40:41.880 --> 0:40:45.880
<v Speaker 1>So Jesse examines the recorder and realizes there's something stuck

0:40:45.920 --> 0:40:48.480
<v Speaker 1>in there. He blows a bunch of air to dislodge

0:40:48.560 --> 0:40:51.480
<v Speaker 1>the object, and it lands on Michelle's forehead. It's a

0:40:51.520 --> 0:40:56.480
<v Speaker 1>piece of gum. At least it wasn't a dart with

0:40:56.560 --> 0:40:59.480
<v Speaker 1>the bright pink gum stuck to her head. Michelle scowls

0:40:59.480 --> 0:41:04.480
<v Speaker 1>at her, sis her, that is not funny. It's funny

0:41:04.480 --> 0:41:07.919
<v Speaker 1>to me, but HILARI, yeah, great to me. So next

0:41:07.920 --> 0:41:11.080
<v Speaker 1>in the kitchen, Danny is washing the dishes, as Comet

0:41:11.160 --> 0:41:14.799
<v Speaker 1>observes him, just like perched there on the counter.

0:41:14.719 --> 0:41:18.520
<v Speaker 2>Right, just waiting to Yeah.

0:41:18.920 --> 0:41:21.560
<v Speaker 1>Danny proudly shows off the plate he just washed and

0:41:21.600 --> 0:41:23.400
<v Speaker 1>holds it in front of the dog, telling him he

0:41:23.440 --> 0:41:26.760
<v Speaker 1>can see himself in the reflection. Colmet licks the dish

0:41:26.920 --> 0:41:28.040
<v Speaker 1>clean in response.

0:41:29.120 --> 0:41:31.960
<v Speaker 2>Then I feel like Danny the dog paws on the counter.

0:41:32.040 --> 0:41:33.760
<v Speaker 2>Danny would be like absolutely not no.

0:41:33.760 --> 0:41:36.600
<v Speaker 1>Like none of this. Danny is not himself in this episode,

0:41:36.719 --> 0:41:39.640
<v Speaker 1>like between the cake and the dog and the licking, Like, yeah,

0:41:39.640 --> 0:41:44.360
<v Speaker 1>he's he's distracted. He's very, very distracted. So then Kimmy

0:41:44.400 --> 0:41:47.160
<v Speaker 1>and DJ walk in. Kimmy looks at Danny and asks

0:41:47.280 --> 0:41:51.560
<v Speaker 1>doing dishes another big Saturday, huh, mister t Danny narrows

0:41:51.560 --> 0:41:54.839
<v Speaker 1>his eyes. It's good to see you too, Kimmy. Then

0:41:54.880 --> 0:41:57.200
<v Speaker 1>he tells DJ that she missed lunch, but he saved

0:41:57.200 --> 0:42:02.319
<v Speaker 1>her a sandwich. DJ halfheartedly thinks him. Kimmy reaches into

0:42:02.360 --> 0:42:04.399
<v Speaker 1>her shopping bag to show off the new bathing suit

0:42:04.480 --> 0:42:07.520
<v Speaker 1>she bought for her pool party. It's a red bikini

0:42:07.560 --> 0:42:11.319
<v Speaker 1>with flowers all over it, and Danny admits it's you,

0:42:11.440 --> 0:42:17.319
<v Speaker 1>Kimmy loud. Kimmy get like she's so clueless. Like, come on, Kimmy, like,

0:42:17.360 --> 0:42:19.799
<v Speaker 1>we don't hate to rub it in to DJ.

0:42:20.880 --> 0:42:24.640
<v Speaker 2>The she's been dragging DJ around the mall, uh, trying

0:42:24.640 --> 0:42:27.800
<v Speaker 2>on bathing suits while d is visibly uncomfortable.

0:42:27.840 --> 0:42:30.399
<v Speaker 1>Visibly uncomfortable. I know, I mean, Kimmy's dense, we all

0:42:30.400 --> 0:42:32.440
<v Speaker 1>know that, but come on, this is your best friend.

0:42:32.600 --> 0:42:35.759
<v Speaker 1>Like she definitely we can be a little, uh oblivious,

0:42:36.280 --> 0:42:38.480
<v Speaker 1>a little, she's a lot, She's a lot oblivious in

0:42:38.520 --> 0:42:43.520
<v Speaker 1>this episode. Uh So, Danny directs his attention back to

0:42:43.640 --> 0:42:45.719
<v Speaker 1>DJ and tells her to eat up before they go

0:42:45.760 --> 0:42:49.080
<v Speaker 1>to the gym. DJ nervously tells Kimy that she's skipping

0:42:49.120 --> 0:42:53.120
<v Speaker 1>lunch today and offers Kimmy the sandwich instead. Kimmy agrees

0:42:53.160 --> 0:42:56.560
<v Speaker 1>and takes the plate. Examining the food, she realizes it's

0:42:56.640 --> 0:43:00.319
<v Speaker 1>ham again and reminds DJ, I've been eating your lunch

0:43:00.360 --> 0:43:03.640
<v Speaker 1>for three days, and every sandwich's ham. Did your dad

0:43:03.719 --> 0:43:04.920
<v Speaker 1>hit a pig with his car?

0:43:07.040 --> 0:43:09.600
<v Speaker 3>That one actually made me laugh? Like that, that's a

0:43:09.640 --> 0:43:10.240
<v Speaker 3>good one.

0:43:11.120 --> 0:43:14.480
<v Speaker 1>DJ responds by waving her hand and saying goodbye, Kimmy.

0:43:15.080 --> 0:43:18.040
<v Speaker 1>She leaves, and that's when Steph, who's been observing in

0:43:18.080 --> 0:43:22.160
<v Speaker 1>the background, comes downstairs. She has overheard the conversation and

0:43:22.239 --> 0:43:25.160
<v Speaker 1>asks DJ if she really has been giving her lunches

0:43:25.200 --> 0:43:30.239
<v Speaker 1>to Kimmy. DJ shrugs, yeah, so what. Steph reminds her

0:43:30.280 --> 0:43:33.920
<v Speaker 1>that she's been skipping breakfast and dinner too. She adds,

0:43:34.320 --> 0:43:38.560
<v Speaker 1>I'm no expert, but shouldn't a person eat? Yes?

0:43:39.200 --> 0:43:39.600
<v Speaker 3>Always?

0:43:40.680 --> 0:43:43.799
<v Speaker 1>DJ hesitates before telling Steph she's right, she'll eat her

0:43:43.840 --> 0:43:49.040
<v Speaker 1>sandwich today. Stephanie asks, you promise, and DJ nods, I promise,

0:43:49.440 --> 0:43:51.360
<v Speaker 1>and she takes a small bite of the sandwich to

0:43:51.400 --> 0:43:55.120
<v Speaker 1>prove it. Steph smiles much better. Now, get yourself an

0:43:55.160 --> 0:43:58.080
<v Speaker 1>apple and a glass of milk, and your basic food groups.

0:43:57.760 --> 0:44:01.200
<v Speaker 3>Are covered, and have a bowl of some fibers.

0:44:00.840 --> 0:44:04.960
<v Speaker 1>And fiber yeah, fiber spears. Steph is the only one

0:44:04.960 --> 0:44:07.520
<v Speaker 1>with good like dietary advisor. You know you got an apple,

0:44:07.560 --> 0:44:08.040
<v Speaker 1>you got milk.

0:44:08.280 --> 0:44:11.000
<v Speaker 2>You gotta stash the dietician of the Happy Michelle. She

0:44:11.080 --> 0:44:12.560
<v Speaker 2>works in tandem with Michelle.

0:44:13.200 --> 0:44:16.840
<v Speaker 1>They are going to keep this family afloat with yeah, yes.

0:44:16.760 --> 0:44:19.000
<v Speaker 3>Yes, yeah. They're gonna drag them all to the gem

0:44:19.040 --> 0:44:19.759
<v Speaker 3>if it kills them.

0:44:19.800 --> 0:44:20.000
<v Speaker 2>You know.

0:44:22.760 --> 0:44:26.160
<v Speaker 1>Uh so, hm, where am I? Oh? Yeah? Wait, no,

0:44:26.239 --> 0:44:28.440
<v Speaker 1>where am I? Yep? One? Uh?

0:44:28.640 --> 0:44:32.600
<v Speaker 2>After smiles nods Steph's gone after the basic food groups

0:44:32.640 --> 0:44:33.440
<v Speaker 2>are going okay, got it.

0:44:33.840 --> 0:44:37.120
<v Speaker 1>Once stuff is gone, DJ grabs a napkin and spits

0:44:37.160 --> 0:44:39.719
<v Speaker 1>the food out. Then she calls Comt over and gives

0:44:39.760 --> 0:44:43.040
<v Speaker 1>him the rest of her sandwich. Stephanie runs downstairs at

0:44:43.040 --> 0:44:47.080
<v Speaker 1>the same time and witnesses this. DJ sighs as she

0:44:47.120 --> 0:44:52.200
<v Speaker 1>tells Comet, You're lucky. Dogs don't have to wear bathing suits.

0:44:52.239 --> 0:44:56.160
<v Speaker 1>Melancholy music plays as Stephanie watches her sister with sadness.

0:44:57.760 --> 0:44:59.440
<v Speaker 3>We cut to us, mean dogs don't have to wear

0:44:59.440 --> 0:45:00.600
<v Speaker 3>bathing suits?

0:45:01.000 --> 0:45:03.640
<v Speaker 1>Well, sure they can. I mean you saw Holly earlier.

0:45:04.000 --> 0:45:06.279
<v Speaker 3>Didn't bikini at some point.

0:45:07.920 --> 0:45:10.400
<v Speaker 1>We probably did, and I justly we haven't gotten there.

0:45:10.480 --> 0:45:13.800
<v Speaker 1>Didn't the dog wear like board shorts in the best Yeah, dog.

0:45:14.000 --> 0:45:17.759
<v Speaker 2>In that in that gigantic uh thing where I had

0:45:17.760 --> 0:45:20.879
<v Speaker 2>broken myself and was sitting in a in a tall

0:45:21.000 --> 0:45:23.719
<v Speaker 2>chair the whole time like a house plant. Yeah, we

0:45:23.800 --> 0:45:26.319
<v Speaker 2>put the dog in board shorts. That was like a

0:45:26.320 --> 0:45:28.040
<v Speaker 2>fever dream. The dog was in board shorts.

0:45:28.080 --> 0:45:30.520
<v Speaker 1>We were hiding your broken leg because we hadn't written

0:45:30.520 --> 0:45:34.200
<v Speaker 1>it into the script yet, right amaz.

0:45:34.000 --> 0:45:35.680
<v Speaker 2>I think I was actually doing the move that you

0:45:35.719 --> 0:45:37.040
<v Speaker 2>did at the beginning of the show.

0:45:37.239 --> 0:45:40.279
<v Speaker 1>I was just waving my arms around in that episode.

0:45:40.480 --> 0:45:42.080
<v Speaker 1>The ironic thing is you're the only one in the

0:45:42.120 --> 0:45:44.200
<v Speaker 1>cast that really can dance, and you're the only one

0:45:44.200 --> 0:45:45.160
<v Speaker 1>that commissioned that.

0:45:45.280 --> 0:45:47.040
<v Speaker 3>And I was like, nope, yeah, you got it.

0:45:55.400 --> 0:45:58.200
<v Speaker 1>Hey, fan Ritos, don't forget to check out our merch

0:45:58.440 --> 0:46:02.520
<v Speaker 1>at how rude merch. Eh. So when we come back

0:46:02.560 --> 0:46:06.839
<v Speaker 1>from our sad commercial break, Stephanie approaches DJ. You said

0:46:06.840 --> 0:46:10.760
<v Speaker 1>you'd eat your sandwich. You lied. DJ makes an excuse,

0:46:11.120 --> 0:46:13.960
<v Speaker 1>uh comment, stole it right out of my hand. DJ

0:46:14.040 --> 0:46:17.359
<v Speaker 1>accuses her of lying again. DJ argues, no, I'm not,

0:46:17.920 --> 0:46:21.439
<v Speaker 1>and Stephanie throws her arms in the air. Lie number three,

0:46:22.040 --> 0:46:25.080
<v Speaker 1>When will this end? And I noticed that Candace is

0:46:25.120 --> 0:46:28.520
<v Speaker 1>like looking, not looking directly at you when she says

0:46:28.560 --> 0:46:30.799
<v Speaker 1>these things, which is sort of a throwback to the

0:46:31.719 --> 0:46:33.960
<v Speaker 1>beer drinking episode when you're like, I can always tell

0:46:33.960 --> 0:46:37.279
<v Speaker 1>when DJ lies, right because she doesn't look at me

0:46:37.400 --> 0:46:38.920
<v Speaker 1>in the ice, look me in the eye. Yeah, So

0:46:38.920 --> 0:46:39.960
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, oh, here it is.

0:46:40.239 --> 0:46:40.399
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:46:40.400 --> 0:46:42.399
<v Speaker 3>It was good, very good for.

0:46:42.360 --> 0:46:44.360
<v Speaker 1>A show that's not known for continuity. Like I was

0:46:44.480 --> 0:46:47.319
<v Speaker 1>very impressed. Right, I'm so glad we got that right

0:46:47.840 --> 0:46:51.560
<v Speaker 1>At least forgot one thing right. Yeah, so DJ explains,

0:46:51.840 --> 0:46:53.840
<v Speaker 1>I've got one week to look good in a bathing

0:46:53.880 --> 0:46:56.279
<v Speaker 1>suit in front of my friends. When the party's over,

0:46:56.360 --> 0:46:59.160
<v Speaker 1>I'll start eating again. But until then, this is.

0:46:59.120 --> 0:47:01.520
<v Speaker 3>Our secret, terrible secret.

0:47:01.719 --> 0:47:07.600
<v Speaker 1>No, Steph hesitates, so DJ insists that she give that

0:47:07.680 --> 0:47:12.200
<v Speaker 1>she gives her the pinky, but Steph worriedly shakes her head. No,

0:47:12.520 --> 0:47:16.400
<v Speaker 1>not the pinky. DJ begs, you have to promise not

0:47:16.520 --> 0:47:19.880
<v Speaker 1>to tell anyone that I haven't been eating. When her

0:47:19.880 --> 0:47:23.640
<v Speaker 1>little sister doesn't oblige, DJ grabs her hand and forces

0:47:23.680 --> 0:47:27.600
<v Speaker 1>her to do the pinky swear anyway. Stephanie hesitantly tells

0:47:27.680 --> 0:47:32.680
<v Speaker 1>DJ that she pinky swears, but she doesn't like it.

0:47:33.760 --> 0:47:36.840
<v Speaker 1>DJ responds, too bad. Your lips are sealed.

0:47:38.400 --> 0:47:40.480
<v Speaker 3>Pinky squares are legally bind they are.

0:47:40.800 --> 0:47:43.440
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Well, and this is I mean, this is a

0:47:43.440 --> 0:47:45.759
<v Speaker 1>good episode for you, for your character too. I mean, yes,

0:47:45.840 --> 0:47:48.120
<v Speaker 1>for sure, DJ, this is her episode, but like this

0:47:48.200 --> 0:47:50.799
<v Speaker 1>is a moral dilemma for Stephanie too, and you really

0:47:50.840 --> 0:47:52.200
<v Speaker 1>watch your character struggle.

0:47:53.160 --> 0:47:56.279
<v Speaker 2>I mean, if you have, you know, multiple kids, you

0:47:56.360 --> 0:47:58.840
<v Speaker 2>know that there's always something that comes up, usually with

0:47:58.880 --> 0:48:00.480
<v Speaker 2>the older one and sometimes with younger one.

0:48:00.880 --> 0:48:03.799
<v Speaker 3>That the other sibling knows, and it's like, oh my god,

0:48:03.840 --> 0:48:05.160
<v Speaker 3>I can't you know.

0:48:05.600 --> 0:48:07.600
<v Speaker 2>It's very it's a difficult position for kids to be

0:48:07.640 --> 0:48:10.720
<v Speaker 2>in because they want the approval oh yeah, the older sibling,

0:48:10.880 --> 0:48:12.279
<v Speaker 2>and they want to be like, you can tell me

0:48:12.360 --> 0:48:14.600
<v Speaker 2>things and I'm not going to blow it. But at

0:48:14.600 --> 0:48:16.160
<v Speaker 2>the same time, like I would like, I've always want

0:48:16.160 --> 0:48:19.360
<v Speaker 2>makeism like if someone is in danger or it, you know,

0:48:19.760 --> 0:48:24.000
<v Speaker 2>like something really bad is happening, then there's no there's

0:48:24.040 --> 0:48:25.120
<v Speaker 2>no secrets, right.

0:48:25.160 --> 0:48:27.520
<v Speaker 1>It's okay to break the promise if it's.

0:48:27.280 --> 0:48:29.239
<v Speaker 3>If someone is in someone is in danger.

0:48:29.320 --> 0:48:32.040
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but that's definitely like a it's an internal struggle

0:48:32.080 --> 0:48:34.840
<v Speaker 1>that you see Steph dealing with throughout the whole episode.

0:48:34.880 --> 0:48:39.120
<v Speaker 1>So yeah, good episode for both of you. So next

0:48:39.120 --> 0:48:43.000
<v Speaker 1>we're in the gym. Oh boy, the gym is filled

0:48:44.239 --> 0:48:49.280
<v Speaker 1>with muscular people dressed in tights, leg warmers, neon tank tops,

0:48:49.480 --> 0:48:50.640
<v Speaker 1>and sweat bands.

0:48:51.080 --> 0:48:51.600
<v Speaker 2>It is.

0:48:53.880 --> 0:48:58.160
<v Speaker 3>So peak nineties eighties, Like.

0:49:00.440 --> 0:49:04.440
<v Speaker 2>I was expecting Jane Fonda across through the camera, you

0:49:04.480 --> 0:49:06.200
<v Speaker 2>know what I mean, Like she it was like the

0:49:06.440 --> 0:49:10.120
<v Speaker 2>aerobics of the song did people really wear that?

0:49:10.239 --> 0:49:13.319
<v Speaker 3>Did really they really would like shorts on? And then

0:49:13.880 --> 0:49:18.360
<v Speaker 3>like a thong unitard Leo's whatever over.

0:49:18.160 --> 0:49:20.919
<v Speaker 1>It that it was stylish for I mean not long,

0:49:20.960 --> 0:49:23.399
<v Speaker 1>but yes, I remember those like I would never wear

0:49:23.400 --> 0:49:27.080
<v Speaker 1>one myself. But no, this is almost this whole scene

0:49:27.120 --> 0:49:29.920
<v Speaker 1>looks like a parody, like an SNL parody on the nineties.

0:49:30.160 --> 0:49:33.239
<v Speaker 1>It is basically it's so extreme, but that's how the

0:49:33.360 --> 0:49:36.480
<v Speaker 1>nineties were. It was just obnoxious and loud.

0:49:36.600 --> 0:49:39.760
<v Speaker 2>It was truly, Yeah, it was. It was very bright,

0:49:40.120 --> 0:49:42.080
<v Speaker 2>very loud, and very lumpy.

0:49:42.200 --> 0:49:44.560
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. I mean, I granted I don't go to the

0:49:44.560 --> 0:49:46.400
<v Speaker 1>gym very often at all, but I've never been in

0:49:46.440 --> 0:49:50.239
<v Speaker 1>a gym like this with so many body builders and like.

0:49:50.160 --> 0:49:52.080
<v Speaker 3>Look, let me tell you.

0:49:52.200 --> 0:49:53.880
<v Speaker 2>I go to Equinox and I just look around like,

0:49:53.920 --> 0:49:58.120
<v Speaker 2>oh my god, there's too many pretty people here. Miserable. Yeah,

0:49:58.200 --> 0:50:00.320
<v Speaker 2>everyone looks great. I'm like, none of you need to

0:50:00.360 --> 0:50:02.959
<v Speaker 2>come here. Then you guys can all go home.

0:50:03.080 --> 0:50:06.760
<v Speaker 1>Why are you? Yeah, you're fine to wait to decimate

0:50:06.800 --> 0:50:08.200
<v Speaker 1>your self esteem by going.

0:50:08.040 --> 0:50:11.200
<v Speaker 2>To the ah, right, But you know what, I think

0:50:11.239 --> 0:50:13.399
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna make myself feel better by wearing a thong

0:50:13.480 --> 0:50:14.000
<v Speaker 2>lead heard.

0:50:14.440 --> 0:50:15.960
<v Speaker 3>Please do ya?

0:50:16.320 --> 0:50:19.399
<v Speaker 2>That was gonna be great, Like, oh my god, that's

0:50:19.440 --> 0:50:20.160
<v Speaker 2>what we should be doing.

0:50:22.600 --> 0:50:27.120
<v Speaker 1>So DJ and Steph enter first, and Steph Steph's face sours.

0:50:27.560 --> 0:50:31.800
<v Speaker 1>It smells like a sweat sock in here. Joey flexes

0:50:31.800 --> 0:50:35.680
<v Speaker 1>his muscles and says, yep, these are my people. He

0:50:35.719 --> 0:50:39.359
<v Speaker 1>walks up to a very muscular and very sweaty guy,

0:50:39.920 --> 0:50:43.880
<v Speaker 1>asking what do you bench, dude, and the man flexes

0:50:43.920 --> 0:50:49.640
<v Speaker 1>his muscles and says Bible five. Joey confidently responds beginner, Huh,

0:50:49.680 --> 0:50:54.200
<v Speaker 1>it's cool, and the man smirks it better be. Michelle

0:50:54.239 --> 0:50:57.200
<v Speaker 1>looks at the man with fascination and comments, you are

0:50:57.560 --> 0:50:59.759
<v Speaker 1>very lumpy.

0:51:00.120 --> 0:51:02.080
<v Speaker 3>Indeed, yes he is, you are.

0:51:03.000 --> 0:51:06.080
<v Speaker 1>Jesse cracks a nervous smile. I hope you're not offended,

0:51:06.360 --> 0:51:07.879
<v Speaker 1>but if you are, that's her.

0:51:07.800 --> 0:51:08.600
<v Speaker 3>Father right there.

0:51:09.960 --> 0:51:12.640
<v Speaker 1>Danny is standing with Becky, Steph and DJ when DJ

0:51:12.840 --> 0:51:16.680
<v Speaker 1>asks what's the best way to burn off calories? Again

0:51:16.800 --> 0:51:17.719
<v Speaker 1>red flag.

0:51:17.440 --> 0:51:22.560
<v Speaker 2>Number in the air, like, Hey, something's going on with

0:51:22.960 --> 0:51:25.160
<v Speaker 2>your child, right, And they're like, oh, you want to

0:51:25.160 --> 0:51:28.120
<v Speaker 2>burn the most calories when just really shred it out?

0:51:28.239 --> 0:51:32.480
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, like, and Danny gives her advice. He says, tells

0:51:32.480 --> 0:51:34.359
<v Speaker 1>her to make it fun and points out a bike

0:51:34.440 --> 0:51:38.319
<v Speaker 1>for her to try. He encourages DJ to start off

0:51:38.360 --> 0:51:40.879
<v Speaker 1>slow though on level one, so she doesn't do too

0:51:40.960 --> 0:51:43.600
<v Speaker 1>much too soon. Okay, okay, that's good advice.

0:51:43.880 --> 0:51:44.440
<v Speaker 3>We'll take that.

0:51:44.520 --> 0:51:47.719
<v Speaker 1>We'll take it. Becky and stuff split off so they

0:51:47.719 --> 0:51:49.840
<v Speaker 1>can stretch before aerobics class.

0:51:50.920 --> 0:51:54.319
<v Speaker 2>Meanwhile, because they love having children in adult workout lives,

0:51:54.320 --> 0:51:59.680
<v Speaker 2>oh yeah, they're like, yeah, sure, no, just bring them

0:51:59.680 --> 0:52:01.719
<v Speaker 2>in for you an eight year old? Why not?

0:52:02.280 --> 0:52:04.560
<v Speaker 3>Eight pound doesn't matter totally.

0:52:05.560 --> 0:52:07.360
<v Speaker 1>Very truely, I didn't think about that that you just

0:52:07.440 --> 0:52:08.680
<v Speaker 1>mentioned it. Yep.

0:52:09.880 --> 0:52:12.960
<v Speaker 2>What there's Stephanie in the she's the only kid in

0:52:13.040 --> 0:52:13.600
<v Speaker 2>the only kid.

0:52:13.840 --> 0:52:16.000
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, and then the guys are the only guys.

0:52:16.040 --> 0:52:18.280
<v Speaker 1>Although I guess you know, aerobics or co ed. That's fine.

0:52:18.320 --> 0:52:20.919
<v Speaker 1>But yeah, we've got kids, we've got boys, we've got

0:52:21.280 --> 0:52:23.800
<v Speaker 1>idiots like that's it's the whole gamut.

0:52:23.880 --> 0:52:24.520
<v Speaker 3>Lumpy people.

0:52:26.560 --> 0:52:29.040
<v Speaker 1>So meanwhile, Michelle is demanding that Joey and Jesse take

0:52:29.080 --> 0:52:32.120
<v Speaker 1>her to the kiddy gym. She stomps in the right direction,

0:52:32.280 --> 0:52:35.920
<v Speaker 1>saying one two, one two with each step she takes.

0:52:35.960 --> 0:52:37.120
<v Speaker 1>Danny follows after them.

0:52:37.719 --> 0:52:40.560
<v Speaker 3>So she runs this house with iron.

0:52:40.680 --> 0:52:43.360
<v Speaker 1>She really does well. She she's yeah, she's the therapist.

0:52:43.760 --> 0:52:46.520
<v Speaker 1>She's she's like, now we're going to my gym.

0:52:46.600 --> 0:52:48.960
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, oh okay, she's she's a leader.

0:52:49.400 --> 0:52:51.319
<v Speaker 2>Truly, She's probably a little pissed off that everyone's kind

0:52:51.360 --> 0:52:53.040
<v Speaker 2>of encroaching on her gym time, you know what I mean.

0:52:53.080 --> 0:52:54.680
<v Speaker 3>This is like like her hour.

0:52:55.440 --> 0:52:57.120
<v Speaker 2>You know, every couple of days you're like, oh, I

0:52:57.160 --> 0:52:58.480
<v Speaker 2>just got out of the house and then you know

0:52:58.640 --> 0:53:01.399
<v Speaker 2>it like clear my mind, and now everyone's coming with her.

0:53:01.440 --> 0:53:04.040
<v Speaker 1>She's right, She's like, this is the one bright spot

0:53:04.080 --> 0:53:05.880
<v Speaker 1>in my day where I where I'm away from the.

0:53:06.400 --> 0:53:09.640
<v Speaker 2>Got sweated out, just really you know, get on the elliptical,

0:53:09.680 --> 0:53:10.160
<v Speaker 2>work it out.

0:53:10.200 --> 0:53:12.360
<v Speaker 3>And she's like, now you guys are here ruin everything.

0:53:12.719 --> 0:53:14.080
<v Speaker 1>I feel for her, I really do.

0:53:14.680 --> 0:53:15.760
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, sorry, Michelle.

0:53:16.200 --> 0:53:18.560
<v Speaker 1>So DJ's alone at the bike and she decides to

0:53:18.560 --> 0:53:21.920
<v Speaker 1>make some adjustments. She changes the bike from level one

0:53:22.400 --> 0:53:25.400
<v Speaker 1>to level seventy five and picks up the pace.

0:53:26.520 --> 0:53:29.919
<v Speaker 2>Yikes, I'm impressed with her pedaling at seventy five. Yeah, right,

0:53:30.040 --> 0:53:32.440
<v Speaker 2>that's going That's not easy.

0:53:34.160 --> 0:53:37.440
<v Speaker 1>So next in the kiddy Jim, Michelle arrives into the

0:53:37.520 --> 0:53:40.360
<v Speaker 1>kid area and says hi to a few kids that

0:53:40.360 --> 0:53:44.080
<v Speaker 1>she sees. Hi, Zachary, Hi, Kelsey, Hi kid, I don't know.

0:53:45.239 --> 0:53:47.200
<v Speaker 1>Jesse pauses in the middle of the play area and

0:53:47.239 --> 0:53:50.239
<v Speaker 1>reminds Michelle to warm up first, so she touches her

0:53:50.239 --> 0:53:54.640
<v Speaker 1>toes three times and announces ready Freddy. Joey takes her

0:53:54.680 --> 0:53:57.400
<v Speaker 1>hand and puts on his best announcer voice, saying that

0:53:57.440 --> 0:54:01.200
<v Speaker 1>Michelle is competing in a triathlon. The first event is

0:54:01.200 --> 0:54:04.600
<v Speaker 1>a trampoline. Michelle grabs onto the support bar and does

0:54:04.640 --> 0:54:08.520
<v Speaker 1>some big jumps as she exclaims, I love this. Joey says,

0:54:08.560 --> 0:54:11.280
<v Speaker 1>let's see that again in slow motion. He grabs Michelle

0:54:11.320 --> 0:54:13.359
<v Speaker 1>and slowly raises her in the air as he says

0:54:13.400 --> 0:54:19.360
<v Speaker 1>in a slow motion voice, I love this. Danny and

0:54:19.440 --> 0:54:22.680
<v Speaker 1>Jesse give her a big round of applause. Joey takes

0:54:22.680 --> 0:54:26.280
<v Speaker 1>her to the next event, the balance beam. Michelle easily

0:54:26.280 --> 0:54:30.320
<v Speaker 1>walks across the grounded beam without breaking a sweat, and

0:54:31.120 --> 0:54:32.879
<v Speaker 1>Joey says she's working without a net.

0:54:33.400 --> 0:54:33.640
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

0:54:34.719 --> 0:54:39.080
<v Speaker 1>Lastly, Michelle will attempt a single tuck somersault with no twist.

0:54:39.480 --> 0:54:43.560
<v Speaker 1>Danny and Jesse look at each other with anticipation. Joey

0:54:43.560 --> 0:54:46.800
<v Speaker 1>reminds him that they need complete silence. As she prepares.

0:54:47.640 --> 0:54:51.960
<v Speaker 1>Michelle takes a few exaggerated deep breaths before executing her summersault.

0:54:52.520 --> 0:54:56.480
<v Speaker 1>She stands with her arms raised Teta. Everyone gives her

0:54:56.520 --> 0:54:58.799
<v Speaker 1>a big round of applause, and she shouts, I am

0:54:59.000 --> 0:55:02.080
<v Speaker 1>pumped for giving us a muscled up pose.

0:55:03.360 --> 0:55:04.560
<v Speaker 3>Such a necessary scene.

0:55:04.600 --> 0:55:08.680
<v Speaker 2>It really changes the entire direction of where we're going

0:55:08.719 --> 0:55:08.880
<v Speaker 2>with this.

0:55:09.120 --> 0:55:09.960
<v Speaker 3>I mean, I don't know, I.

0:55:09.920 --> 0:55:11.160
<v Speaker 1>Don't know if they're just trying to keep it light

0:55:11.239 --> 0:55:14.080
<v Speaker 1>hearted or it's like, oh, well, I mean you can't.

0:55:14.239 --> 0:55:15.960
<v Speaker 3>Well you've got to give it like that.

0:55:16.000 --> 0:55:19.920
<v Speaker 2>There's been probably some time for Yeah, you've got to

0:55:20.000 --> 0:55:23.280
<v Speaker 2>kind of be out of the main gym and focused

0:55:23.280 --> 0:55:24.640
<v Speaker 2>on Michelle.

0:55:24.800 --> 0:55:25.799
<v Speaker 1>Very true, very true.

0:55:26.320 --> 0:55:28.680
<v Speaker 2>I'm surprised though nobody said anything these you know, three

0:55:28.719 --> 0:55:31.200
<v Speaker 2>adult dudes walking into the kiddie Jim and they're.

0:55:31.000 --> 0:55:33.680
<v Speaker 1>Just like, come on in, yeah, I know, there's it's

0:55:33.719 --> 0:55:35.880
<v Speaker 1>such a different time now again. I always go for

0:55:35.960 --> 0:55:37.160
<v Speaker 1>like the reality of things.

0:55:37.520 --> 0:55:39.800
<v Speaker 3>I know it. We're definitely not a reality land.

0:55:39.640 --> 0:55:43.759
<v Speaker 1>But it's it is funny. So next we're back in

0:55:43.800 --> 0:55:46.920
<v Speaker 1>the main gym. Danny is breathing heavily as he holds

0:55:46.920 --> 0:55:49.560
<v Speaker 1>a barbell in front of his face. The guys are

0:55:49.600 --> 0:55:52.040
<v Speaker 1>encouraging him, saying he's got one more rep in him.

0:55:52.560 --> 0:55:55.919
<v Speaker 1>Danny counts his REP two as He pushes the bar

0:55:56.040 --> 0:55:58.280
<v Speaker 1>above his head and we see that there are little

0:55:58.280 --> 0:56:02.400
<v Speaker 1>to no weight to add it on to it. DJ meanwhile,

0:56:02.440 --> 0:56:04.840
<v Speaker 1>is still on the bike and she is drenched in sweat.

0:56:05.320 --> 0:56:08.120
<v Speaker 1>She's continuing to pedal as hard as she can. The

0:56:08.160 --> 0:56:11.719
<v Speaker 1>machine beeps and she stops peddling. She jumps off the bike,

0:56:12.080 --> 0:56:14.759
<v Speaker 1>runs over to the scale, but is disappointed when she

0:56:14.800 --> 0:56:19.600
<v Speaker 1>sees her weight. Another girl hops off the elliptical nearby,

0:56:19.920 --> 0:56:23.520
<v Speaker 1>and DJ looks at her body with admiration. She hops

0:56:23.520 --> 0:56:27.680
<v Speaker 1>onto the same elliptical machine and pedals quickly despite her breathlessness.

0:56:28.800 --> 0:56:31.600
<v Speaker 1>Becky tells the guys it's aerobics time, so Jesse and

0:56:31.640 --> 0:56:34.960
<v Speaker 1>Steph follow after her. Danny shakes his head, I'm not

0:56:35.040 --> 0:56:38.160
<v Speaker 1>going to aerobics. Joey puffs his chest and says in

0:56:38.200 --> 0:56:41.680
<v Speaker 1>a deep voice, me neither. But then a beautiful woman

0:56:41.719 --> 0:56:43.640
<v Speaker 1>passes by and tells her friend that they have to

0:56:43.680 --> 0:56:46.799
<v Speaker 1>hurry up so they don't miss aerobics. Joey stares at

0:56:46.840 --> 0:56:50.319
<v Speaker 1>them longingly and says me neither, before following them, and

0:56:50.400 --> 0:56:56.360
<v Speaker 1>Danny repeats me neither and follows after them too. I

0:56:56.440 --> 0:56:58.680
<v Speaker 1>get the joke, but this is a terrible episode To

0:56:58.760 --> 0:57:02.319
<v Speaker 1>make this joke that they're like lusty, right, beautiful women?

0:57:02.560 --> 0:57:02.920
<v Speaker 1>Come on?

0:57:03.160 --> 0:57:06.640
<v Speaker 2>I mean again, it was the the room. Yeah, well,

0:57:07.160 --> 0:57:09.160
<v Speaker 2>well Danny's oblivious, so he has no idea.

0:57:09.200 --> 0:57:11.200
<v Speaker 1>He has no clue they're not seeing.

0:57:11.000 --> 0:57:12.799
<v Speaker 3>Any of them. Were they planning on working out at all?

0:57:12.840 --> 0:57:15.600
<v Speaker 2>Like? What were Danny and Joey gonna do if they

0:57:15.600 --> 0:57:18.440
<v Speaker 2>weren't going to aerobics and they're not lifting weights?

0:57:19.240 --> 0:57:22.400
<v Speaker 3>Did they just come to harassed bodybuilders? What are they doing?

0:57:22.640 --> 0:57:24.560
<v Speaker 1>Maybe they're just there to watch the shell. I don't

0:57:24.560 --> 0:57:27.200
<v Speaker 1>I don't know. It's it's not well thought out, but

0:57:27.640 --> 0:57:30.240
<v Speaker 1>we get this hilarious sight gag in the next scene

0:57:30.360 --> 0:57:35.120
<v Speaker 1>in the in the aerobics class, well, dj is pushing

0:57:35.120 --> 0:57:37.280
<v Speaker 1>herself way too hard on the elliptical. We cut to

0:57:37.280 --> 0:57:40.040
<v Speaker 1>the aerobics class. Danny, Jesse, and Joey are trying to

0:57:40.120 --> 0:57:44.560
<v Speaker 1>follow the aerobics instructors moves, but they are failing miserably.

0:57:45.440 --> 0:57:47.680
<v Speaker 1>The instructor pumps up her students and calls out the

0:57:47.720 --> 0:57:51.200
<v Speaker 1>guys specifically, come on, staring at a woman is not

0:57:51.240 --> 0:57:54.600
<v Speaker 1>a workout, and Joey disagrees. It's got my heart going

0:57:54.640 --> 0:57:59.120
<v Speaker 1>pretty good. The instructor asks the guys if they're going

0:57:59.200 --> 0:58:03.240
<v Speaker 1>to make it in here. They unenthusiastically say yes. In unison,

0:58:03.720 --> 0:58:06.040
<v Speaker 1>she asks do you always have tears in your eyes

0:58:06.080 --> 0:58:10.520
<v Speaker 1>when you exercise? And they nod yes. She encourages them

0:58:10.520 --> 0:58:12.440
<v Speaker 1>to move to the front so they can see her better.

0:58:12.920 --> 0:58:14.880
<v Speaker 1>They oblige, and they make their way up to the

0:58:14.880 --> 0:58:18.840
<v Speaker 1>front of the class while simultaneously trying to continue the workout.

0:58:19.280 --> 0:58:21.720
<v Speaker 1>They move right in front of Becky and Steph and

0:58:21.760 --> 0:58:25.080
<v Speaker 1>I love that you're wearing suspenders, like that's part of

0:58:25.120 --> 0:58:25.760
<v Speaker 1>your workout.

0:58:25.920 --> 0:58:31.720
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, I mean you need it to keep a

0:58:31.800 --> 0:58:33.040
<v Speaker 2>leotard up, you know what I mean.

0:58:33.080 --> 0:58:35.280
<v Speaker 3>They have a tendency to slide down.

0:58:35.320 --> 0:58:39.320
<v Speaker 2>I don't know it's but it was everyone's gym outfits

0:58:39.560 --> 0:58:42.800
<v Speaker 2>for a family that doesn't go to the gym. They've

0:58:42.800 --> 0:58:47.680
<v Speaker 2>got some really clean like Jim looks, you know what

0:58:47.720 --> 0:58:50.240
<v Speaker 2>I mean. They yes, put some effort into it.

0:58:50.400 --> 0:58:52.600
<v Speaker 1>They did, they did, And I just thought you looked

0:58:52.600 --> 0:58:55.920
<v Speaker 1>so dang cute when you're pink suspense and stuff.

0:58:56.200 --> 0:58:58.880
<v Speaker 2>Laurie and I both had the little half half down

0:58:58.960 --> 0:58:59.960
<v Speaker 2>like matching things.

0:59:00.560 --> 0:59:02.080
<v Speaker 1>Yes, it was so cool.

0:59:03.200 --> 0:59:05.160
<v Speaker 3>It was just nineties.

0:59:05.720 --> 0:59:08.840
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, So the workout starts to get faster. The guys

0:59:08.920 --> 0:59:11.120
<v Speaker 1>cannot get these moves down for the life of them,

0:59:11.280 --> 0:59:14.760
<v Speaker 1>so their bodies are just flailing around without any rhythm whatsoever.

0:59:15.840 --> 0:59:18.520
<v Speaker 1>Bob is particularly funny with this limbs.

0:59:19.440 --> 0:59:22.120
<v Speaker 2>Bob's limbs, he always he just was gangly, you know

0:59:22.120 --> 0:59:24.120
<v Speaker 2>what I mean. So he'd like start throwing his limbs around,

0:59:24.120 --> 0:59:26.440
<v Speaker 2>and he just looked so awkward because he just could be.

0:59:27.280 --> 0:59:30.040
<v Speaker 2>And if you look at my face, I am cracking

0:59:30.120 --> 0:59:31.880
<v Speaker 2>up the whole time I'm watching Bob.

0:59:32.680 --> 0:59:36.640
<v Speaker 3>I'm as usual. I'm watching Bob and I'm like just

0:59:36.840 --> 0:59:38.120
<v Speaker 3>in the background laughing.

0:59:38.240 --> 0:59:41.520
<v Speaker 1>Oh man, I didn't notice that. That's so great. It's yeah,

0:59:41.600 --> 0:59:46.320
<v Speaker 1>it is a sight to behold. Indeed. So the instructor

0:59:46.360 --> 0:59:48.840
<v Speaker 1>tells everyone to rest, and the men fall to the floor.

0:59:49.800 --> 0:59:52.760
<v Speaker 1>Steph grinns DJ's got to see this, and she runs

0:59:52.760 --> 0:59:56.360
<v Speaker 1>out to find her sister. The instructor reminds everyone that

0:59:56.360 --> 0:59:58.680
<v Speaker 1>that was just the warm up, so now they can

0:59:58.720 --> 1:00:03.320
<v Speaker 1>start the class. The men grown at this news. Jesse

1:00:03.400 --> 1:00:06.000
<v Speaker 1>decides he's gonna go work out with Michelle, and Danny

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<v Speaker 1>follows suit. Joey, on the other hand, is still laying

1:00:09.400 --> 1:00:11.600
<v Speaker 1>on the floor. He decides it would be best for

1:00:11.680 --> 1:00:13.840
<v Speaker 1>him to stay there because he can't move.

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<v Speaker 3>Back.

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<v Speaker 1>In the main gym, DJ is still pushing herself on

1:00:18.200 --> 1:00:21.600
<v Speaker 1>the elliptical. When Steph finds her, she insists that DJ

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<v Speaker 1>come and do aerobics with them because she's missing all

1:00:24.120 --> 1:00:27.280
<v Speaker 1>the fun. DJ tells Steph she'll be right there and

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<v Speaker 1>proceeds to get off the elliptical machine. When she starts

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<v Speaker 1>to follow her sister, she looks disoriented and falls to

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<v Speaker 1>the ground. Stephanie sees this and yells for her dad

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<v Speaker 1>to help. The whole family gathers around DJ, and Danny

1:00:40.200 --> 1:00:43.760
<v Speaker 1>asks if she's okay. DJ holds her head and admits

1:00:44.440 --> 1:00:47.000
<v Speaker 1>she just got a little dizzy. Jesse gives her some

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<v Speaker 1>water to drink, and DJ assures everyone that she's okay,

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<v Speaker 1>she just overdid it. Stephanie tries to speak up but DJ,

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<v Speaker 1>but DJ cuts off her little sister Steph, I'm okay.

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<v Speaker 1>Danny decides they better get Missy all and head on home,

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<v Speaker 1>and Stephanie watches DJ with defeat. I can see that

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<v Speaker 1>internal struggle. I can see it. Yeah, such a hard

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<v Speaker 1>position to begin.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>So in the kitchen, Steph is setting the table, Joey

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<v Speaker 1>is finishing up dinner, and Becky is getting her feet

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<v Speaker 1>rubbed by Jesse. DJ runs down and greets her family.

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<v Speaker 1>Danny asks if she's feeling better after her nap, and

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<v Speaker 1>she tells him she's good as new. Becky asks are

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<v Speaker 1>you sure, and DJ nods yes, I'm sure. Steph chimes in,

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<v Speaker 1>are you really sure? And DJ snaps would everybody quit

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<v Speaker 1>making such a big deal about this?

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<v Speaker 3>Joey tells DJ, I don't think they've made it a

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<v Speaker 3>big deal enough right there.

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<v Speaker 2>For the first two questions, and anyone's.

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<v Speaker 1>Asks, well, this is short. She's hungry, like she's obviously

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<v Speaker 1>like she is just angry and doesn't want anyone giving

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<v Speaker 1>her any attention. Joey tells DJ he made her favorite

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<v Speaker 1>chicken parmesan. He holds out the spoon for her to

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<v Speaker 1>taste the sauce, but she makes another excuse. I can't.

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<v Speaker 1>I just brushed my teeth. Jesse wonders before dinner, and

1:02:11.600 --> 1:02:14.960
<v Speaker 1>she sighs doesn't anybody care about dental hygiene around here?

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<v Speaker 1>And Danny tells her to calm down. In fact, he

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<v Speaker 1>deeply cares about their family's teeth and gums. When he

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<v Speaker 1>asks what's going on, DJ assures him it's nothing. She

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<v Speaker 1>tells everyone that she's going over to Kimmy's for dinner.

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<v Speaker 1>Stephanie decides to INTERVENE don't believe her dad. DJ reminds

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<v Speaker 1>her she pinkies wore, and Steph persists, I don't care.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want you to get sick. Oh, Steph, Oh, Steph.

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<v Speaker 1>Steph tells her dad that DJ hasn't eaten in three days,

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<v Speaker 1>and Danny is shocked. He asks DJ if that's true.

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<v Speaker 1>Jesse insists that she sit and eat right now. She argues,

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<v Speaker 1>I can't. I'm finally starting to lose weight. Joey tells

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<v Speaker 1>her she's starving herself and she could do some serious

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<v Speaker 1>damage to her body. Danny sternly tells her this kind

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<v Speaker 1>of behavior can lead to serious eating disorders andarexia. Blameia,

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<v Speaker 1>You're headed down a dangerous road here. DJ shouts, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't care. I'm the one who has to wear a

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<v Speaker 1>bathing suit next week. It's my life and I can

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<v Speaker 1>do whatever I want. She storms away before they can

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<v Speaker 1>tell her otherwise, and Danny follows her upstairs. Steph looks

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<v Speaker 1>to her uncle Jesse for reassurance. I hope she's not

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<v Speaker 1>mad at me, and Jesse tells her she did the

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<v Speaker 1>right thing. And DJ's lucky to have a.

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<v Speaker 3>Sister like her.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, this was a great scene. Like, this was a

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<v Speaker 1>great scene. Yeah, Like they're finally they finally caught on.

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<v Speaker 1>They're giving her some solid advice. Yeah, and Stephanie does

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<v Speaker 1>the right thing, and of course stuff is just worried

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<v Speaker 1>as DJ mad at me, like it's heartbreaking, you.

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<v Speaker 2>Know, yeah, which is always Yeah, that's always the thing,

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<v Speaker 2>like someone's are like, oh, I maybe I did the

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<v Speaker 2>right thing, but like.

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<v Speaker 3>You're gonna hate you know, yeah, you know, but I

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<v Speaker 3>love that.

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<v Speaker 2>That was like an example that they set on the

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<v Speaker 2>show of like, look, even when you pinky swear and

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<v Speaker 2>you know, if someone's in danger or not making smart,

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<v Speaker 2>healthy choices, like you can break that.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and you can say something. That's a great lesson,

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<v Speaker 1>one of the one of the best lessons of the episode. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>So up in the girls room, DJ storms into the

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<v Speaker 1>room and Danny tells her they need to talk. DJ

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<v Speaker 1>yells with tears in her eyes. You don't understand. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't like the way I look.

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<v Speaker 3>She grabs one of someone that stabbed me in the heart.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh that one hurt, because I just know every teenage

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<v Speaker 2>girl feels that way.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that got to me. That got to me too,

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<v Speaker 1>like even now at age forty eight, like it just

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<v Speaker 1>it brought me right back to being an insecure teenage girl.

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<v Speaker 1>And even like even now, you know, like who is

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<v Speaker 1>an insecure about certain parts of them? And yeah, it's

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<v Speaker 1>just you feel so badly for DJ, and yeah, this

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<v Speaker 1>really hits home. DJ grabs one of the magazines and

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<v Speaker 1>points to the woman on the cover. I want to

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<v Speaker 1>look like these models and Danny asks why, and DJ

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<v Speaker 1>tearfully says, because they're beautiful. Danny responds, so are you,

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<v Speaker 1>DJ argues, show me one girl in here with this

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<v Speaker 1>round face and these Charlie Brown cheeks. She slumps down

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<v Speaker 1>on her bed and Danny follows, this is such a

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<v Speaker 1>good performance, Like Candace is knocking it out of the

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<v Speaker 1>park with this. Yeah. So it's just very very powerful.

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<v Speaker 2>And I think that's it's a really powerful scene. And

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<v Speaker 2>it also you know, knowing Candace over the years and

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<v Speaker 2>stuff she struggled with, like it kind of it it

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<v Speaker 2>makes it, like we said, almost harder to watch because

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<v Speaker 2>you're like, this feels.

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<v Speaker 3>Too weirdly personal.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah you know what I mean, Like you're like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>like you know again, great epist so necessary episode, but

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<v Speaker 2>it was definitely something that was really going on for her.

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<v Speaker 2>So it's like watching it again, you're like, oh god,

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<v Speaker 2>I can't imagine having to like perform that while I'm

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<v Speaker 2>feeling it.

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<v Speaker 1>And it makes me so mad that she went through that,

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<v Speaker 1>and that people did comment on her cheeks and her

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<v Speaker 1>face like shields great, like so many girls were like

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<v Speaker 1>I wish I looked like you. And she felt so

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<v Speaker 1>insecure right about it, And I'm so mad that people

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<v Speaker 1>made her feel that way. You know, that's so wrong,

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<v Speaker 1>and that's that stuff that carries with you for the

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<v Speaker 1>rest of your life. You know. It's a very formative age.

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<v Speaker 1>And so yeah, it made me mad to watch this

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<v Speaker 1>and it yeah, you know.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe mad, and also did make me appreciate that we

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<v Speaker 2>have come a long way.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, as.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, screwed up, as some things are, Like, I

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<v Speaker 2>do feel like in some ways we have made progress.

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<v Speaker 2>It's always, you know, three steps forward and a step back.

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<v Speaker 2>But do you feel like in the past ten years

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<v Speaker 2>we've gotten to a much different place. I agree, although

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<v Speaker 2>you know now everybody's on it was empic.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's about progress, not perfection, and I think we

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<v Speaker 1>have progressed quite a bit about about these conversations that

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<v Speaker 1>we have. Yeah, and yeah, I'd be interested if Fuller

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<v Speaker 1>had tackled this topic or this kind of episode. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>very curious how how they would have done that and

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<v Speaker 1>how it would have been written. Hopefully the adults wouldn't

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<v Speaker 1>have been so clueless about right, the red flags that

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<v Speaker 1>were screaming, you know, in neon lights. But yeah, well

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<v Speaker 1>there was a.

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<v Speaker 2>Lot of neon, so you couldn't tell what was from

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<v Speaker 2>the red flags or what was from people.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, in this episode, hard to see totally. So Danny

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<v Speaker 1>gently reminds DJ that people come in all shapes and sizes.

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<v Speaker 1>In fact, everybody wishes they could change something about them.

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<v Speaker 1>He admits when he was a kid, I wish I

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<v Speaker 1>could have been more like that guy on The Incredible Hulk.

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<v Speaker 1>DJ asks you wanted to be a big green monster

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<v Speaker 1>with muscles, and Danny clarifies, no, not him, the guy

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<v Speaker 1>that turned into the Hulk. He was just nice and average,

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<v Speaker 1>not too tall, not too skinny. He didn't stick out

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<v Speaker 1>like I thought I did. But then I realized he

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<v Speaker 1>didn't have it so easy either. Every time he lost

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<v Speaker 1>his temper, he had to buy a new shirt. DJ admits,

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<v Speaker 1>you made me smile, but there's still no way I'm

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<v Speaker 1>wearing a bathing suit in front of my friends. Danny

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<v Speaker 1>changes his approach. Why do you like your friends, She shrugs,

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<v Speaker 1>because they're nice and we have fun together. Danny asks,

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<v Speaker 1>not because they all look like models, and DJ shakes

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<v Speaker 1>her head. No. He continues, Maybe that's because, deep down inside,

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<v Speaker 1>you know that how a person looks on the outside

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<v Speaker 1>isn't nearly as important as who they are on the inside.

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<v Speaker 3>Right.

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<v Speaker 1>DJ can't hide her smile as she nods in agreement. Right.

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<v Speaker 1>Danny takes a seat next to her. I wish you

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<v Speaker 1>could see yourself the way you see your friends. Everybody

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<v Speaker 1>who knows the real DJ knows she's pretty terrific.

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<v Speaker 2>If only we could all see ourselves the way other

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<v Speaker 2>people see I know, yeah, so much easier.

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<v Speaker 1>We're so hard on ourselves, and I see it now,

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<v Speaker 1>like with my own teenagers. You know, it's like they're

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<v Speaker 1>so self content. I'm like, everyone else is just as

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<v Speaker 1>self conscious about themselves as you are about yourself.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, and you're what scrutinized until they get over it,

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<v Speaker 2>They'll net you won't fully understand until you go oh,

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<v Speaker 2>I actually don't care what anyone thinks.

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<v Speaker 3>But it takes a long time to get.

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<v Speaker 1>It takes a very long time.

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<v Speaker 3>It's and it's yeah, and it's super uncomfortable.

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<v Speaker 2>So I always say, like, I hope, I hope that

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<v Speaker 2>people find that comfort and ease in their own skin.

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<v Speaker 1>Sooner rather than later. I've always told my girls, I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>you get you.

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<v Speaker 2>Get one body, yep, one body, and that's your little

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<v Speaker 2>vessel to carry you through stuff. So treat it well

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<v Speaker 2>and appreciate it, and appreciate the stuff that works well,

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<v Speaker 2>and you know, and and just try and not think

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<v Speaker 2>about all the things that you don't like, because I

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<v Speaker 2>mean we all have that.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you know, yep, everybody's got the one thing that

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<v Speaker 1>they're self conscious about. Danny was definitely right in that

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<v Speaker 1>in that respect. Yeah, but yeah, no, that's it's great advice,

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<v Speaker 1>great advice, and it does take a long time, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>The best I say, the best part about being forty

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<v Speaker 1>in my forties is that I don't give a crap.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, people think you don't care, no, not at all,

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<v Speaker 2>they have none, zero.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes. So DJ grins at Danny's words of wisdom and

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<v Speaker 1>pulls him in for a hug. Thanks Dad, I love you,

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<v Speaker 1>and Danny responds, I love you too. That's why I

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<v Speaker 1>want you to take care of yourself. I want you

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<v Speaker 1>to promise me that you're going to eat healthy and

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<v Speaker 1>exercise the right way. She nods, I promise, no more

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<v Speaker 1>crash diets. I'm gonna go to Kimmy's party and have

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<v Speaker 1>fun with my friends. And Danny beams, that's great. Is

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<v Speaker 1>there anything else you want to talk about? DJ responds, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>is dinner ready? Danny laughs, and he tells her they'll

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<v Speaker 1>go check, and DJ rattles off her order. First, I'll

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<v Speaker 1>start with a salad dressing on the side. Danny ooh's

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<v Speaker 1>at her request and follows her into the kitchen. And

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<v Speaker 1>that is our show. That oh wow, heavy heavy episode.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, heavy episode an episode that Yeah, it was, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>I think we would have been dealt with a lot

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<v Speaker 2>differently today.

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<v Speaker 3>I will be excited to have.

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<v Speaker 2>Our conversation with mel Samuels though, definitely, who has extensive

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<v Speaker 2>knowledge and is a nutritionist and extensive knowledge of eating

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<v Speaker 2>disorders or just disordered eating in general right and keeping

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<v Speaker 2>yourself healthy. And I'm very excited to talk with her

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<v Speaker 2>about it and see like you know, what are her notes?

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<v Speaker 1>What would she yes do differently or how would she

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<v Speaker 1>approach it differently. Yes, we will continue this conversation with her.

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<v Speaker 1>She's going to watch the episode and we're going to

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<v Speaker 1>talk all about it some more. So definitely stay tuned

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<v Speaker 1>for more about this very important episode. Yes, this very

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<v Speaker 1>special episode.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, thank you guys for joining us, and we were

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<v Speaker 2>so excited to continue this conversation with our next episode.

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<v Speaker 1>But thank you.

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<v Speaker 3>Because remember the world is small. The house is full

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<v Speaker 3>of lumpy bodybuilt really there's only two. They just take

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<v Speaker 3>up so much space.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, sweaty lumpy bodybuilders. Oh they're sweaty in that they're

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<v Speaker 1>so shiny, yump people on purpose. They love they make

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<v Speaker 1>themselves shiny anyway, that's that's a visual. We don't need

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<v Speaker 1>see you next time. Hi,