Speaker 1: The Nicky Glaser Podcast. Here's Nikki. Hello, here I am,
Speaker 1: It's Nikki Glaser Podcast. Welcome to the show. It's Thursday.
Speaker 1: I'm in Los Angeles because my boyfriend has a job
Speaker 1: here and I'm living here right now. In case you
Speaker 1: didn't miss or in the case you missed the explanation yesterday. Uh,
Speaker 1: Andrew is in St. Louis. Noah is in Arizona. It's
Speaker 1: a beautiful day here. I haven't been outside. I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna lie so from the looks of it through the window,
Speaker 1: it's a beautiful day. It is ten ten am. Make
Speaker 1: a wish? Wait, we don't do that at ten and ten?
Speaker 1: Do you guys do a love and a love and
Speaker 1: make a wish? Um? No, I don't think I've ever
Speaker 1: done it. Maybe back in the day, like how you did?
Speaker 1: What would you wish? Do you ever make up? Well,
Speaker 1: it's not gonna come true, Andrew. If she tells you
Speaker 1: even the one years ago, she's not gonna get that
Speaker 1: pony showing up at her doorstep tomorrow. Wait, what about
Speaker 1: can you imagine if it we just heard off camera
Speaker 1: and we're like, I got it. Finally she's in Arizona.
Speaker 1: But that's fine. Um no, I'm saying, oh yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: have you heard your breath through a tunnel? I do
Speaker 1: that just like naturally. I think like because of O. C. D.
Speaker 1: Like I just always do the thing of like my
Speaker 1: sister will die if I don't hold my breath. If
Speaker 1: I can't hold my breath until we get out of that.
Speaker 1: There's something you know, like some trip if you're driving
Speaker 1: past it, sum up at the cemetery and hold your
Speaker 1: breath and hold your breath thumbs like you approve of
Speaker 1: these dead people, like you're going to heaven and they're stupid.
Speaker 1: They're dead. That's dumb. You're like, like Heaven, like you like,
Speaker 1: why add that? It's just that'd be so funny if
Speaker 1: you held your breath for like the longest sentimentary like
Speaker 1: it's like the Arlington Cemetery and you hold it so
Speaker 1: long you're like David Lane style and someone's like, but sorry,
Speaker 1: you didn't put your thumb up, and they're like, what
Speaker 1: the fuck? Help it a little thing? Um yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: birthday candles. Um you know I lash on your nose
Speaker 1: eleven eleven I think is very seriously, I don't know
Speaker 1: why none of it's ever happened but um, I always
Speaker 1: do them, and I always like really concentrate hard and
Speaker 1: try to get it in before eleven twelve, because then
Speaker 1: I feel like it doesn't happen, but I do. I do. UM,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I feel to keep making the wish
Speaker 1: until the like the minute turns. But it usually takes
Speaker 1: me so long to figure out what I want for
Speaker 1: a wish because it usually starts selfish, and then it
Speaker 1: starts then it goes to like a thing that I
Speaker 1: know is not really going to improve my life, and
Speaker 1: then it goes to something yeah, too big, and then
Speaker 1: it goes to something that I'm like, okay, and then
Speaker 1: right that it switches to twelve and I'm like fuck,
Speaker 1: and then I gotta wait in another twelve hours to
Speaker 1: free I perm or like the most like something very
Speaker 1: like yeah, not even a full like my wish wouldn't
Speaker 1: even be like I don't even yeah, I don't deserve
Speaker 1: I wish I didn't have to make a wish. It's
Speaker 1: always sad when um. In this book that I read,
Speaker 1: UM I'm Glad my Mom Died by Janette McCurdy, she
Speaker 1: talks about the opening scene as her making a wish
Speaker 1: with her birthday candles that her mom would stay alive,
Speaker 1: which is ironic because the name of the book, but
Speaker 1: like her mom got cancer when she was young, and
Speaker 1: she was used to wish that her mom would just
Speaker 1: keep living and like it just it kind of is
Speaker 1: a about how she was always like living for her
Speaker 1: mom and like really thought that she could keep her
Speaker 1: mom alive, keep her mom happy. I'm trying to think
Speaker 1: what I wish for as a kid with like did
Speaker 1: I have any of those really sad wishes like liar liar,
Speaker 1: Like the kids like I wish for one day. Dad
Speaker 1: couldn't tell a lot, you know, like were they ever
Speaker 1: like tragic ones like I wish that you know, my
Speaker 1: parents didn't drink tonight or some you know, some kind
Speaker 1: of like tragic. Really, I remember I prayed. I remember
Speaker 1: I looked in the mirror and I was crying, praying
Speaker 1: to God that my parents went in fight, and like
Speaker 1: literally like it was yeah, did you know it was adorable?
Speaker 1: I definitely like, put you looked at the mirror because
Speaker 1: he wanted to see love is blind? Yeah, I know
Speaker 1: him out, don't count Andrew out? Yeah no, yeah, I
Speaker 1: do remember doing that. I remember just being like, yeah,
Speaker 1: squeeze out. I don't know what Andrew's referencing. Love is blind.
Speaker 1: There's guy Andrew who um proposes to Nancy and he
Speaker 1: gets rejected and he's in the confessional, you know, like
Speaker 1: where they shoot just like that by themselves, and he's
Speaker 1: there and um he's talking about how sadie is that
Speaker 1: Nancy rejected his proposal, and then he's like, can you
Speaker 1: hold on one minute to the producer and he probably
Speaker 1: just thought this is what people do on TV because
Speaker 1: he seems so like can you just hold it? Was
Speaker 1: like it he puts like eye drops in his eyes
Speaker 1: and he just squeezes them and he's like, okay, I'm ready,
Speaker 1: and he's like I just really loved Nancy and rejection hurts,
Speaker 1: and then he goes, can I do some more? And
Speaker 1: the guy goes you hear the producer go, I mean
Speaker 1: if your eyes are dry and itchy, and he's like no, yeah,
Speaker 1: we both know. Like but then the burduser kept it in.
Speaker 1: It was so embarrassing. It was so embarrassing, but I
Speaker 1: guess maybe sometimes that is how reality shows do it,
Speaker 1: you know, Like I'm sure that they do give them
Speaker 1: fake drops. And then that guy just got screwed because
Speaker 1: that producer was like, no, this is better TV to
Speaker 1: leave this hi that he is a faker. Um, but
Speaker 1: it was just such a lame moment in TV. It
Speaker 1: just made you like sad for this guy. Like and
Speaker 1: he's like a rich guy who's really good at business.
Speaker 1: And you could tell he just thought he was like
Speaker 1: nailing it. I know he feels I didn't really like him.
Speaker 1: I felt like he's like, I'm a photographer. I took time, don't.
Speaker 1: He just felt very braggadocious the whole time to me,
Speaker 1: so like the tears, the fake tears made perfect sense,
Speaker 1: like you're selling yourself like loves talking about traveling to
Speaker 1: Africa like he was doing like you know, like he
Speaker 1: made so much money. It wasn't for him anymore. Like
Speaker 1: I made too much money and I wasn't my passion.
Speaker 1: But now photography or whatever, what is he doing? Like
Speaker 1: but he comes back, don't worry, don't count him out.
Speaker 1: We see him again. Um, and I the second time
Speaker 1: I saw him, I was like, I like this guy
Speaker 1: old tar because because I was watching to Do with Chris,
Speaker 1: and Chris is like, oh man, could this guy come
Speaker 1: back and like save the day here and I go,
Speaker 1: don't forget the tear drop incident. He goes, oh fuck,
Speaker 1: we don't like this guy forgot like you really like
Speaker 1: learn who to like and that like on this show.
Speaker 1: And then you yeah, we watched More Alone last night.
Speaker 1: That show is so freaking good. I can't tell you enough, Like, no,
Speaker 1: you would love it. It's just like it's really minimalist TV.
Speaker 1: These people are just only filming themselves. It's all Blair
Speaker 1: which style with like their go pros. But it's well done.
Speaker 1: And this one guy quit last night. I'm not gonna
Speaker 1: tell you this guy quit last night. And he was
Speaker 1: there was nothing wrong with him. His his cabin he made.
Speaker 1: He made a cabin from just I mean, it was incredible.
Speaker 1: It had a door, He made a hinge out of wood.
Speaker 1: He carved his like family's initials in it too, like
Speaker 1: and he made a little coat hanger he made like
Speaker 1: a shelf inside like he decked this thing out. And
Speaker 1: then he just couldn't handle the emotional feelings that were
Speaker 1: coming up for him being alone because he lost his daughter.
Speaker 1: She was four years old and had a heart defect,
Speaker 1: and um she died and he just the whole time,
Speaker 1: he was just staying busy, where whereas everyone else is
Speaker 1: like trying to just it's food or shelter, like that
Speaker 1: is what they're doing, nothing else. And this guy was like,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna make a pipe. I just feel like making
Speaker 1: a pipe and seeing if I can do it. I
Speaker 1: want to see if I can smoke this weird um
Speaker 1: a nissanis weed or whatever, and um, he makes a
Speaker 1: pipe and he's like, what don't He's like, if I
Speaker 1: stay busy, then I won't think. And then he was
Speaker 1: like the thing is your hands can be busy, but
Speaker 1: your mind is still going. And he he sets up
Speaker 1: the camera and he's like, I don't ever talk about
Speaker 1: this to anyone. I'm a private person. I don't have
Speaker 1: many friends. I don't you know. I keep this stuff
Speaker 1: in my family. But um, I just want to talk
Speaker 1: about my daughter. And he tells the whole story. He's
Speaker 1: sitting there alone with the camera with the beautiful mountainscape
Speaker 1: in the background in the lake, and um, he's just
Speaker 1: in his house that he built. It was it was
Speaker 1: so cute. I was so mad when he tapped out.
Speaker 1: I was like, no, that house, it was so good.
Speaker 1: I wanted to live in it. I was like can
Speaker 1: I is it an escrow? What's happening with it? It
Speaker 1: was so cool, but he but it was just the
Speaker 1: show is interesting because these really burly manly men who
Speaker 1: can do can survive for however, like he built that
Speaker 1: place because he's like, I'm gonna be here a while.
Speaker 1: I don't want to do some shabby shelter like the
Speaker 1: others are of making shelters that maybe aren't. Is like
Speaker 1: sturdy and like long term, and he had has had
Speaker 1: like plumbing and like a chimney and um. But he
Speaker 1: was like, coming on the show, I thought nothing ever
Speaker 1: could get me to tap out. Nothing, And he was like,
Speaker 1: but I can't escape thinking about my daughter, and I
Speaker 1: can't handle it. And when I'm around my family, I
Speaker 1: can see my daughter and my son's face and my
Speaker 1: wife's face, but I can't see her anywhere. So she
Speaker 1: just is I don't get any relief from the grief here.
Speaker 1: And he just he tapped out because of grief of
Speaker 1: something that happened many years ago. And it was like,
Speaker 1: how fucking interesting this burly, manly man who doesn't talk
Speaker 1: about the feelings. Yeah, because you're you have experienced working
Speaker 1: on reality television, Like how much time. Is that in
Speaker 1: in actual time, not TV time? Well the shows, you
Speaker 1: think he was accurate thirteen days exactly, because this is
Speaker 1: about a competition of like how long have they been there?
Speaker 1: And you see the boat pull away and it's like
Speaker 1: one it starts, and so this was there. Maybe this
Speaker 1: was like eighteen days in like between thirteen and eighteen days,
Speaker 1: and he just couldn't take it anymore. He was like,
Speaker 1: I can't stay busy enough. He wasn't hungry, he wasn't
Speaker 1: having health issues, like some people are getting poisoned by
Speaker 1: berries they eat and they're like throwing up everything and
Speaker 1: like worried they're gonna die. Some people are you know,
Speaker 1: they get too cold, they starve, there's bear attacks, like
Speaker 1: it's too dangerous. This guy's like chilling in his cabin.
Speaker 1: But I was just like good, Like this is an
Speaker 1: example of like that emotions need to be addressed, Like
Speaker 1: your mental state is like no matter how strong you
Speaker 1: are physically, no matter how much you have, if you
Speaker 1: don't have that, you will tap out of winning a
Speaker 1: five thousand dollars that this guy had a big opportunity
Speaker 1: to win. He couldn't handle it anymore. Just being alone
Speaker 1: with his thoughts. How long do you think you guys
Speaker 1: could stay away from home and what would you miss?
Speaker 1: Like what would be the breakpoint forever? Because that's my life.
Speaker 1: My life is staying like I feel at home away
Speaker 1: from home, um years, but I need I would need
Speaker 1: to see people, you know, like I would have to
Speaker 1: see my friends, I would have to see I would
Speaker 1: have to face time, I would have to those those
Speaker 1: kinds of things they don't have the luxury of on
Speaker 1: the show. But like I don't get really homesick. I'm
Speaker 1: so used to being away from home. But if you
Speaker 1: stopped working, that's the whole thing. That's so that's what
Speaker 1: happened to that guy, Like yeah, yeah, I miss Residents
Speaker 1: ends in on the side of highways in rural uh
Speaker 1: you know, like a build another house. Like he's like
Speaker 1: it is funny where he's just like, you know, my
Speaker 1: air conditioners not working well, I gotta go home, Like
Speaker 1: like he built it too good, Like like the point
Speaker 1: of the show is just like he's like not even
Speaker 1: struggling anymore because he built like a three bedroom Like yeah,
Speaker 1: he's just he's he's like his contractor is late coming
Speaker 1: over and he's annoyed he's yeah, yeah, there's I mean
Speaker 1: to watch on his DV his DVD player made. Would
Speaker 1: they're not putting out enough new release? He can't there's
Speaker 1: no red box in the his flat screen isn't flat enough.
Speaker 1: I I feel like, uh, what, so what was he eating? Like?
Speaker 1: What would he do for food? Did he just fish? Okay,
Speaker 1: you're right by the water, yeah, yeah, but it's not
Speaker 1: easy to fish. Oh, these guys like they have to build.
Speaker 1: One guy built a pier so that he could get
Speaker 1: out because it's very shallow for a really long time
Speaker 1: and the waves are so crashing that you can't walk
Speaker 1: out fish. So one guy built a pier and like
Speaker 1: brought out a pier. Another guy built a boat, which
Speaker 1: is insane. Another guy set a trotline um which I
Speaker 1: don't even like. Who is someone who was listening to
Speaker 1: what that means? I mean, I'm learning a lot about
Speaker 1: like wilderness and what berries like. It's a very informative
Speaker 1: show to like little things come up at the bottom
Speaker 1: of the screen that teach you about you know, grizzly
Speaker 1: bears being five times stronger than a human man and
Speaker 1: we're like five times that's just five. Yeah. I thought
Speaker 1: it would be way more. But these people build these
Speaker 1: cabins to prevent grizzly bears, and then they have an
Speaker 1: opening for a door. This guy's only one with a
Speaker 1: door with a latch, because it's like unheard of. He
Speaker 1: just did it for fun. He's like, I don't know.
Speaker 1: If my wife were here, I think she'd want to latch.
Speaker 1: He was just kept thinking about what his wife would want,
Speaker 1: and so he uh talking about their wives so much.
Speaker 1: It's so sweet. They're all like, maybe when I get home,
Speaker 1: i'll shave my beard. My wife might like that because
Speaker 1: it always it's good for when I'm sipping water because
Speaker 1: all the mustache like filters out the gross stuff, so
Speaker 1: it's really good. Survilets have like a bushy mustache like
Speaker 1: hanging down because it's like filters the grit. And he's like,
Speaker 1: but my wife, really, it's not good for kissing my wife.
Speaker 1: So maybe maybe I'll shave my beard when I go home.
Speaker 1: I mean, they're just talking to themselves all day long.
Speaker 1: It's so fast. My wife, it filters her vagina, so
Speaker 1: it's pretty nice. Oh my god, he was And I
Speaker 1: saw him smell his fingers and I was like, I
Speaker 1: missed stopping at the lock too. It's so funny to me,
Speaker 1: like the idea of like him, Like I guess I
Speaker 1: won't go in there. You know, it's like you cannot
Speaker 1: get the right down, but he's like picking the lock,
Speaker 1: like nice and gentle, you know, Like did I tell
Speaker 1: you my sister got her car stolen? Stolen? Does she
Speaker 1: have a Kia or Honda? Did you hear what I said? Cars?
Speaker 1: Cars to two cars? Oh my god, two cars in
Speaker 1: one night. Yes, Because my sister they were bringing in
Speaker 1: groceries from the car and she thought her husband got
Speaker 1: her purse and she didn't. She had the kids and everything,
Speaker 1: so she just brought in the kids and a couple
Speaker 1: of groceries and then her husband got the rest of
Speaker 1: groceries and left her purse out. She left her purse
Speaker 1: out there, and they came by and I guess it
Speaker 1: was unlocked. They got her purse and then they were like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, the other cars right here. So both
Speaker 1: of their cars got stolen. But they found her car
Speaker 1: with her person at yes today a few blocks from
Speaker 1: their place, with everything in it, and it has been missing.
Speaker 1: This happened a week ago and they just found it yesterday.
Speaker 1: A couple of blocks away and everything was in its
Speaker 1: a Christmas miracle, like a joy ride. They went for
Speaker 1: a joy ride. What kind of car you? Um? That's
Speaker 1: a I think both cars were found. I don't know
Speaker 1: the full story. Hold on, No, Apparently in St. Louis
Speaker 1: there's a Kia like a lot that all the Kias
Speaker 1: are being brought to, Like there's just a bunch of
Speaker 1: stolen Kiya's in one lot. Like if you if you
Speaker 1: lose your car, most likely it's in this lot. I
Speaker 1: don't I don't know. I don't know why. They said
Speaker 1: it was down the street and around the corner. I
Speaker 1: saw it driving home last night. Everything is still in it.
Speaker 1: Literally walked past it on Halloween night. Lots of leaves
Speaker 1: caked on it, so it had been there since the
Speaker 1: rain on Sunday he said. I said, I sent her
Speaker 1: purses in the car, and he said make up and
Speaker 1: makeup and car seats and all. Yeah, credit cards, passport,
Speaker 1: I D ten dollar coup on too. Downtown Kirkwood. The
Speaker 1: theory is that they got in that car, drove away
Speaker 1: all the keys to the Subaru and came back on foot,
Speaker 1: just ditched the focus. So they did take the Subaru
Speaker 1: and the super Ro they found. It's in a lot
Speaker 1: somewhere and it has minimal damage. But it has because
Speaker 1: what Subaru does is that they can track the car
Speaker 1: on an app like almost like find my Phone kind
Speaker 1: of thing. They can track it, and then as soon
Speaker 1: as once they've alerted on the app like this has
Speaker 1: been stolen, the next time that car is turned off,
Speaker 1: they can't just turn it off like while the car's
Speaker 1: driving metal cast an accident, but the next time that
Speaker 1: car parks and turns off, they can't turn it back on.
Speaker 1: And then but then you lose the GPS location of
Speaker 1: the car as soon as it's turned off, because they
Speaker 1: give it to the cops because they know that people
Speaker 1: will go and kill murder the person that stole their car.
Speaker 1: Because people are so fucking insane. I mean, I heard
Speaker 1: a story about a girl in St. Louis, Uh Chris
Speaker 1: is friends with who her car got stolen, and she
Speaker 1: got out her glock and went with her friend, her
Speaker 1: policeman friend, and went to go find the bill and
Speaker 1: kill them. And I was just like, why would you
Speaker 1: risk that, just let your car go. It's just a thing.
Speaker 1: People are so fucking weird. I don't get it. But
Speaker 1: that's why they to invent this technology that makes it
Speaker 1: so you can't see where your car is anymore, and
Speaker 1: it gives it over to the police because they know
Speaker 1: your psycho. Everyone like the that guy that got that
Speaker 1: that got dead, the guy that died from his phone
Speaker 1: being knocked into the train thing. Like it's just like
Speaker 1: we're so we're all the we're not in a good state.
Speaker 1: I don't think mentally in this world. I mean, I
Speaker 1: guess the danger too is you go too early and
Speaker 1: those people are still there and you get killed. That's
Speaker 1: what I'm saying, Like you get killed, they get killed,
Speaker 1: like they don't want any confrontation. You're insane if you
Speaker 1: think someone who's stealing cars to make two bucks isn't
Speaker 1: doesn't really care about their life enough to like kill
Speaker 1: you or kill like people go, I that's why I
Speaker 1: didn't chase the guy who stole my phone or make
Speaker 1: and like if you're willing to risk going to prison
Speaker 1: for many years because you want to steal a phone
Speaker 1: for what seven bucks that you sell it to whatever
Speaker 1: guy you're selling like bucks, you're do you don't care
Speaker 1: about your life, you are willing to risk your life,
Speaker 1: You're willing to take another life, like, let's be reasonable here, folks,
Speaker 1: Let's go to break and come back with more show
Speaker 1: after this. Hey, guys, it's your girl, nick Um. No
Speaker 1: one's ever called me that. Will you come call me
Speaker 1: in on my tour, Come meet me, come see me.
Speaker 1: I am on tour, a new stand up tour, all
Speaker 1: new material with my new voice. Um On, your Marina
Speaker 1: is going to be with me as well as special guests.
Speaker 1: We're going so many random ask places. So if I'm
Speaker 1: coming to your city, you gotta definitely capitalize this because
Speaker 1: on capitalize on this, capitalize it to write it out
Speaker 1: and use capital letters because I don't know that I'll
Speaker 1: be coming back to these random cities anytime soon. So
Speaker 1: those cities include Thousand Oaks, California, Santa Rosa, California, Reno, Nevada,
Speaker 1: which is happening tomorrow night Friday, Santa Rosa's Saturday, Thousand Oaks, California,
Speaker 1: Valley Center, California, Memphis, Tennessee, um Burlington, Vermont, Providence, Rhode Island, Tulsa, Oklahoma,
Speaker 1: Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, San Jose is next weekend, California, uh St. Louis,
Speaker 1: and then many more in the New Year. If any
Speaker 1: of those ring a bell, I guess ring a bell
Speaker 1: is not the right word, but if any of them are,
Speaker 1: like you could hear if we rung a bell in
Speaker 1: those cities and you could hear it, You've got to
Speaker 1: come out, because, yeah, I don't come to these cities
Speaker 1: often a lot of times it's it's gonna be my
Speaker 1: first time performing in all of these cities, actually except
Speaker 1: Burlington and San Jose. I've been too before, but I
Speaker 1: don't know they will be there anytime soon again. So Um,
Speaker 1: seize the day, come out and see me. I would
Speaker 1: love to meet you. I mean so much when besties
Speaker 1: come to the show, as you guys know, you're my
Speaker 1: favorite fans that I have, so Um, I would love
Speaker 1: your support. I hope you can make it and I'll
Speaker 1: see you on the Good Girl tour. I can't wait.
Speaker 1: All Right, we're back. I just got an article sent
Speaker 1: to me from Kirsten about people are having to cancer
Speaker 1: or like freaking out Taylor Swift is ruining people's weddings
Speaker 1: because her tour got announced and all these people have
Speaker 1: like spring and summer weddings planned and some of them
Speaker 1: are like happening in towns where people are like, I'm
Speaker 1: having a wedding in that night and all my friends
Speaker 1: are all in there early to late twenties, you know, twenties.
Speaker 1: No one gets married in their thirties in Texas. Um,
Speaker 1: they're all getting married so young, you know. And then
Speaker 1: these girls are like, oh my god, my friends are
Speaker 1: having decided which one to go do, and um, I
Speaker 1: think it's hilarious. And just wait for your second wedding.
Speaker 1: People will come to that. Yeah, yeah, you can't wait
Speaker 1: for another tour. Why don't make me smile that people's
Speaker 1: weddings are being ruined? It made me so and that
Speaker 1: my girl is that the I mean, I'm sir, Taylor
Speaker 1: feels bad about this, but I love it. I love
Speaker 1: that people are seeing what their true nature of their
Speaker 1: friends is. That also, like your little like day where
Speaker 1: you get to be a queen is taken from Why
Speaker 1: am I like? Why does that bring me joy? That's
Speaker 1: so mean? I wish that it made me sad for
Speaker 1: these girls. Okay, let me just get in a state
Speaker 1: where I'm more compassionate. It's my wedding day. I've planned
Speaker 1: on this for so long. Um, and Taylor Swift comes
Speaker 1: down I'm canceling my wedding, bitch, I'm gonna go. Are
Speaker 1: you kidding me? I don't give a fuck. I mean
Speaker 1: I'm trying to think of like something that is equivalent
Speaker 1: to my wedding, Like um at the concert would not care? Yeah,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, No. I looked at these dates to see
Speaker 1: if they lined up with my tour. I would not.
Speaker 1: You would come to my show and you would not
Speaker 1: see me walk out on stage everyone face time on
Speaker 1: the biggest screen from the Taylor Swift concert and throw
Speaker 1: a couple of jokes your way. You wouldn't see me.
Speaker 1: I would totally understand if anyone sacrifice Chris cause you's like,
Speaker 1: I broke my neck on the bike. I gotta go
Speaker 1: into surgery right now. I know Taylor's tonight, but I
Speaker 1: really know i'd be there. I mean, all joking aside,
Speaker 1: I would be there for that because she has a
Speaker 1: lot of dates and I can afford to go to
Speaker 1: any of them, Whereas some people are like, she's coming
Speaker 1: to Kansas City. I can't afford to go to another town,
Speaker 1: spend the night in the tell backstage. No, I don't
Speaker 1: want to meet her. I made that clear. No, No,
Speaker 1: I don't want to meet Taylor Swift. It's too much
Speaker 1: work for her to call me down. It's I I
Speaker 1: like meeting fans when they cry and make a big
Speaker 1: deal of it because I don't have that happened a
Speaker 1: ton in my life, but it is very draining when
Speaker 1: it happens, and she is only meeting that now. Like
Speaker 1: when I met her back in two thousand twelve, it
Speaker 1: was probably like she's probably having a lot of criers,
Speaker 1: But like when I met her, it was me and
Speaker 1: John Cryer and he was not crying. No, it was
Speaker 1: back to it was me, Gayle King and Corey. He
Speaker 1: used to be like the Corey Booker. Um, that's who
Speaker 1: was backstage. When I met Taylor Swift, I would never
Speaker 1: forget it. And she was very and no one was crying.
Speaker 1: None of us were crying. But now it would be
Speaker 1: just a cry fest across the board and she'd have
Speaker 1: to calm us all down, and that takes so much
Speaker 1: effort that I want her to put towards another album.
Speaker 1: I would rather I benefit more from Taylor Swift writing
Speaker 1: than her going oh my god, thank you, oh thank you.
Speaker 1: You know, even though I love doing that when people cried,
Speaker 1: never don't cry around me. I'm not complaining about it,
Speaker 1: but I just know that it's you know, you've even
Speaker 1: fans who have cried around me. You know what it's
Speaker 1: like when someone cries around you, and maybe you're like,
Speaker 1: even if it's happy tears, you're the reason they're crying.
Speaker 1: You want to calm them and you want to make
Speaker 1: them feel better, and it's a lot of energy. So
Speaker 1: I do not want to meet Taylor Swift. I will
Speaker 1: only um, you're getting married, and if I if I
Speaker 1: disappoint her in some way or she disappoints me and
Speaker 1: I can't listen to her views, it's done. I mean, Khaki,
Speaker 1: my um boyfriend's sister had a bad interaction with Harry
Speaker 1: Styles where she asked for a picture and he said no,
Speaker 1: and she can't listen to his music anymore. It's she's
Speaker 1: too like filled with like kind of mad. She's mad
Speaker 1: that he said no. She had a bad interaction with him,
Speaker 1: and I bet and I know exactly what that's like
Speaker 1: because when I insulted Taylor Swift in that documentary, and
Speaker 1: I knew she was mad at me about it because
Speaker 1: of the documentary, like put you know, it was part
Speaker 1: of a montage that was like this hurt Taylor's feelings.
Speaker 1: I couldn't listen to her music all that week and
Speaker 1: it was hell, So I will not. I don't want
Speaker 1: to meet anyone who's entertainment. I rely on lot um.
Speaker 1: So that's my fine answer. But yeah, I would be
Speaker 1: like it would be like, um, you know, you know
Speaker 1: when Elaine goes to that guy's side when he gets
Speaker 1: hit that car and she's in line for the movies
Speaker 1: to meet him there and she stays in line to
Speaker 1: me by juju fruits and she goes to the hospital
Speaker 1: and it's like, I was so sad when they told
Speaker 1: me if she's like chewing these really uh what's the word?
Speaker 1: Like just taught there? Like juju fruits were like work?
Speaker 1: Did you ever have them? Takes one? Yes, very sticky.
Speaker 1: It's a perfect candy for her to be like chomping
Speaker 1: on when she's trying to be emotionally supportive and he's
Speaker 1: like where if it was too quick, she wouldn't have
Speaker 1: finished them. Yeah, yes, she's like the movie um, and
Speaker 1: they were like, but I thought they told you when
Speaker 1: you were in line, and she's like she like chokes
Speaker 1: on it, Like yeah, I can see you mean like, like, so,
Speaker 1: what song did you leave on? Like you found out
Speaker 1: before the show? Yeah, but so how many songs did
Speaker 1: you hear? Six or some? Yeah, it's like it's pretty late.
Speaker 1: I think you watched the encore. It's like, no, no,
Speaker 1: I didn't see the encore I left. Oh yeah. It's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm right. I'm updating set list dot fm or whatever
Speaker 1: to like, well, they got it wrong her her second
Speaker 1: encore was right for it. Mark, Wait, how did you
Speaker 1: remember that if you weren't there? Um, Yeah, it's it's
Speaker 1: gonna be fun. I can't wait to go. I'm a
Speaker 1: little bit nervous though, because everyone's like I'm reading on Taylor.
Speaker 1: I'm scared to even look into how to get tickets
Speaker 1: because I'm so I know that I'm not going to
Speaker 1: be one of the first. I'm not going to get
Speaker 1: a good seat that way. I'm going to have to
Speaker 1: like buy something off of stub Hub for tens of
Speaker 1: thousands of dollars later, it's gonna be it's gonna be
Speaker 1: an expensive year for old Dog from my credit card.
Speaker 1: And they're doing pre sell Yeah. First skeptical, Yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: skeptical of the no they they that's real. I heard
Speaker 1: that's real. That sucks, man. I gotta get on this.
Speaker 1: I gotta figure out how to get represented by her
Speaker 1: agency or something like. I need an inn you know
Speaker 1: what I mean, Like I need because the thing is,
Speaker 1: I'm right. I'm gonna write my agent a manager and
Speaker 1: be like, don't do what Taylor Swift because you know
Speaker 1: LLC did to me, which is not give me a
Speaker 1: care package even though I'm the number one celebrity who
Speaker 1: likes her. Don't give this to your more famous clients
Speaker 1: just because you think that you want to be in
Speaker 1: good with them. You give it to someone who actually
Speaker 1: is going to care about it more than those other clients.
Speaker 1: Like I hope that they really do honor that because
Speaker 1: I know they're going to get free tickets. I know
Speaker 1: U t A is gonna get sent some stuff, no doubt,
Speaker 1: and I want them to do what's right. I feel
Speaker 1: like you should be getting because you do so much
Speaker 1: press for her through this show. I gotta bribe a
Speaker 1: nice camera. Oh, I would love to do. Um, it's
Speaker 1: gonna be I can't I can't even imagine what the
Speaker 1: set list is going to be. It's gonna be wild.
Speaker 1: Are you and you and Brenda probably have plans to go, right.
Speaker 1: Brenda doesn't want to go for sure. Yeah, I mean
Speaker 1: she loves Taylor Swift. I mean she was It's it's
Speaker 1: an addiction, for sure. I think she would miss her
Speaker 1: brother's wedding for if I bought. Is he getting married?
Speaker 1: Uh no, Yeah, we're going there for Christmas though, I'm
Speaker 1: going to Michigan how long. Well, last time I was there,
Speaker 1: her dad made fun of me for driving through a
Speaker 1: I said it was a blizzard. Yeah, and he and
Speaker 1: he claimed it wasn't a blizzard that I'm a little
Speaker 1: bit but yeah, so I'm looking forward to it. It'll
Speaker 1: be fun. No, I'm gonna go there for like five
Speaker 1: days and um yeah it's in the middle nowhere. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, I always get so nervous within laws. I
Speaker 1: don't know. Well, I guess you're going to wreck. You're
Speaker 1: gonna be shipping so much. And they're a little like
Speaker 1: side bathroom's nervous, nervous. I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I mean, like their approval doesn't like she they could
Speaker 1: hate you and she would still love you, so like
Speaker 1: you maybe focus on that, like it doesn't really matter
Speaker 1: what they think. I know, I know, right, I'll be fine. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'll be fine. I just I think I overthink it
Speaker 1: and at this point, no, we do enough face time
Speaker 1: where I feel like I know them well. I think
Speaker 1: the first is if Chris's family did not like me,
Speaker 1: I think he'd have a hard time liking me. But
Speaker 1: I feel like Brenna is like I could, It's fine
Speaker 1: if they don't like you, I'll still like, you know,
Speaker 1: she'd be like I agree. Yeah, She's like, are scared?
Speaker 1: Like what have I called with your girlfriend's parents? Like
Speaker 1: there should be a name for that, but like you know,
Speaker 1: future in laws or whatever? Are you get nervous? I
Speaker 1: thank god Chris has good ones that I like, actually
Speaker 1: enjoy seeing, and thank god I have he always is
Speaker 1: like I have never had a girlfriend with parents who
Speaker 1: I actually want to see, who I want to hang
Speaker 1: out with, who like I ask if they can come along,
Speaker 1: like if they're going to be somewhere, like I'm going
Speaker 1: to be there. It's so nice, because man, there are
Speaker 1: some rough ones out there. I had a girlfriend, the
Speaker 1: girlfriend in college I went and the only other girlfriend
Speaker 1: you've had? No, no, no, there was one other one
Speaker 1: for three months. Oh I know, I remember the other one. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but she didn't uh you know whatever. So she she died.
Speaker 1: Her parents are alive and the opposite I think reverse
Speaker 1: cow girl cow o friend. So uh so I went
Speaker 1: there and her uncle. She was a Catholic family, like
Speaker 1: really Catholic, like strong Catholic family, and they didn't know
Speaker 1: as Jewish, like we didn't bring it up, and um,
Speaker 1: the uncle just started saying jew jokes at at dinner
Speaker 1: and you, I bet you kept your mouth shut. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I gave him ta yeah. Oh my god, that's so bad.
Speaker 1: It was so bad. It was so uncomfortable, like the
Speaker 1: Jewish No, I mean I was outnumbered. I would you
Speaker 1: don't have June never says it in front? What would
Speaker 1: you do now if that happened? Would you have the
Speaker 1: balls you think to say something? I don't know part
Speaker 1: of me like I think I'm just so conditioned to
Speaker 1: laughing at it off. And like if once remember with
Speaker 1: that security guard, Oh god, that guy was the worst.
Speaker 1: We were in some Florida or somewhere in the security
Speaker 1: guard like I just wanted to chat us up and
Speaker 1: he got to just be too close to us. Like
Speaker 1: that's the problem. Like sometimes security guards like don't have
Speaker 1: good boundaries, and they take advantage of being the one
Speaker 1: that gets to be near you, and then they're the
Speaker 1: one that you're like, can I have someone to protect
Speaker 1: me from you? Can I have a a you know,
Speaker 1: a mentally unstable guy with a gun like a fan.
Speaker 1: Yea from you? I feel closer to someone who sent
Speaker 1: me like Barbie Doll soaked in blood with like my
Speaker 1: name written on their heads. Then you right now, sir,
Speaker 1: you're that guy in a security shirt, Like that's the
Speaker 1: only you got a power track. You couldn't even become
Speaker 1: a real cop. It's like this is your thing, like
Speaker 1: no offense and security guards. I love security guards. Shout
Speaker 1: out to Steve the security guard from comedy Seller who
Speaker 1: died um this week. He was one of the gentlest,
Speaker 1: most awesome people. So I love security guards. This is
Speaker 1: not shooting on all of them. But this guy sucked
Speaker 1: and he was making so many um he was just
Speaker 1: and he knew you were Jewish too, right. They're so
Speaker 1: hacky to like that. That's the thing. If it's like
Speaker 1: a good Jewish joke that I haven't heard or doesn't
Speaker 1: feel like a stereotype, I'm like nice, like that's funny.
Speaker 1: But if it's just like you don't have the nose
Speaker 1: of a jew. I'm like, okay, that's what he said.
Speaker 1: And I'm sitting there eating my salad, just stuffing, and
Speaker 1: I'm so mad that he's even in there, because I'm like,
Speaker 1: this is the one I just got done with the
Speaker 1: meat and greed. I had two shows this. I don't
Speaker 1: want to talk to anyone else I want to talk
Speaker 1: to I want to sit in silence with Andrew while
Speaker 1: he's on his phone, and you know, I want to
Speaker 1: just eat my salad and like, I still remember this.
Speaker 1: That was such a like traumatic moment for me as well.
Speaker 1: I'm not trying to be like I was, but I remember,
Speaker 1: like the stabbing the cucumbers, Like I remember what the sound.
Speaker 1: I never remember what a sound looks like. But I
Speaker 1: was so fucking angry that this guy was being an
Speaker 1: asshole to you and like saying jokes, and I mean,
Speaker 1: I don't know why I didn't say something, but I
Speaker 1: think I was. I think I just kept making face.
Speaker 1: I was far enough away that I wasn't in the
Speaker 1: conversation and I didn't want to get in it, but
Speaker 1: he was talking loudly enough so that I could hear like, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm funny too, Oh he was was. He had a
Speaker 1: whole It wasn't just Jewish stuff. He had a thing
Speaker 1: about um the Russian his nurse and he had to
Speaker 1: have his like his groin shaved, and he's like, I
Speaker 1: was hard, but was I? But you know it was
Speaker 1: something about getting hard while the nurse was like shaving
Speaker 1: his balls. And he's like, and I was because she was.
Speaker 1: She was fucking hot. It's like that that attitude of
Speaker 1: just like I would I would have her if I
Speaker 1: was if I was younger and stronger, like like just
Speaker 1: that like machismo alpha ship just like just turns me
Speaker 1: off because they think that's what I would like because
Speaker 1: I guess my jokes are a little like are like
Speaker 1: like dirty or whatever, so they think that's what you're
Speaker 1: like into you're saying around me too, because my jokes
Speaker 1: are dirty. So he thinks that we love to hear
Speaker 1: about times he's like date raped and how we're just
Speaker 1: gonna be like, oh that's hilarious. Tell us more like,
Speaker 1: you can get people admit some really heinous things they've
Speaker 1: done just by being like because people who do heinous
Speaker 1: things are usually stupid. You know what I'm saying, like,
Speaker 1: this is the point I make about pedophiles on stage.
Speaker 1: I'm like, people always go, oh, my male babysitter wouldn't
Speaker 1: be a pedophile, Like that would be so obvious. They're
Speaker 1: smarter than that. It's like, no, they're not. They're idiots.
Speaker 1: They operate in very very obvious ways. Don't think that
Speaker 1: like pedophiles are always like very sneaky. They are a
Speaker 1: lot of times, but a lot of times they are
Speaker 1: just the most obvious people Like if you get a
Speaker 1: spidy sense and go, oh, he has the Dahmer glasses,
Speaker 1: he has the white minivan, Like, don't be like he
Speaker 1: would he would never do that's so obvious. Why would
Speaker 1: He's obviously not one? No, he probably is. These guys,
Speaker 1: are they? They gravitate towards a certain you know, Warby
Speaker 1: Parker frame. I mean, imagine imagine being a guy that
Speaker 1: is like I'm going to get the white van, Like
Speaker 1: he leans in like like he knows that stereotypes out there,
Speaker 1: but he's still buying the van. So obviously because people go, no,
Speaker 1: not him, not the guy with the wood for windows.
Speaker 1: Not his mouth is always wet, who was always like
Speaker 1: doing this with his fingers just like twiddling them back
Speaker 1: and forth and licking his lips and has put the
Speaker 1: eyes and dated you know, but Nikki, he never put
Speaker 1: a rubber nose and a mustache on. Yeah. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: just want to say one thing before we get to
Speaker 1: the news, because I'm obsessed with this Korean crowd crush
Speaker 1: that sounds to there's too many game. Yeah, I don't
Speaker 1: like it. I don't like the way crowd crush. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, it totally does crowd crush. Um, but it is.
Speaker 1: I'm obsessed with it in a way that's like the
Speaker 1: morbid obsession. And I'm so scared of it. I'm always
Speaker 1: scared of crowds anyway. Um, but I learned last night
Speaker 1: how to survive one if you're ever in it, because
Speaker 1: every one of us is going to find ourselves in
Speaker 1: a crowd situation where it could happen. And I know
Speaker 1: you're like, well, I don't. I don't hang out at
Speaker 1: you know, uh, go to Mary, go to um, go
Speaker 1: to a concert, go to a Taylor Swift show. I mean, like,
Speaker 1: if if there's a fire that breaks out, or someone
Speaker 1: has a gun, God forbid, or something happens and everyone
Speaker 1: runs for the exits. The thing is that the exits
Speaker 1: people people are running through them so fast and it
Speaker 1: gets so condensed that the exit gets blocked by bodies.
Speaker 1: People can't squeeze through the door, and so the door
Speaker 1: becomes a wall. And then people just keep from the
Speaker 1: back because at the back of a crowd crush, it
Speaker 1: is very there's a lot space and you can't it's
Speaker 1: so loud generally that you can't hear how much is
Speaker 1: going on the front, and it becomes like two tons
Speaker 1: of pressure very quickly in these situations. So but I
Speaker 1: watched the video lesson because I've been searching for like
Speaker 1: what do you do? Can you it started? But it
Speaker 1: doesn't need a start reason. It just people wanted to
Speaker 1: get somewhere. And it's like a couple of people in
Speaker 1: the back pushing going like because they have room, and
Speaker 1: then you don't know that a hundred feet in front
Speaker 1: of you people are being pancakes a concerts like go
Speaker 1: in the front room. I don't know how you do it,
Speaker 1: Like they're like pushed against defense. But anyway, so yeah,
Speaker 1: so how do you get out of it? So the
Speaker 1: best thing to do is to walk with your hands
Speaker 1: up like almost like you're in a boxing ring, right,
Speaker 1: because if you do and end up getting pushed and crunched,
Speaker 1: you are protecting your lungs with this space that your
Speaker 1: arms are creating. So your arms probably break and yeah,
Speaker 1: but at least they'll have that that And then another
Speaker 1: way thing is um stand with your feet like almost
Speaker 1: like your like have. Don't just walk with like you're
Speaker 1: not gonna really have a choice to like walk. But
Speaker 1: if someone falls in front of you, then you're fucked
Speaker 1: because you're against a wall. The person in front of
Speaker 1: you as a wall. If they fall, you're going down
Speaker 1: to It's like dominoes. You're gonna be pushed in them.
Speaker 1: So if you have a stance where it's like you
Speaker 1: have one ft in front of the other, you have
Speaker 1: a chance of standing up a little bit better. But
Speaker 1: if you are, god forbid, pushed to the ground in
Speaker 1: a crowd crush, the best they get to do is
Speaker 1: not laying your stomach, not lay on your back, is
Speaker 1: to get into a fetal position on your side, and
Speaker 1: it will protect your you know, your heart and lungs
Speaker 1: and those organs that are going to be trampled and suffocated.
Speaker 1: So I felt so good reading that last night. I
Speaker 1: was like, because I told Chris, I'm like, we you
Speaker 1: got to stay out a crowd's like this is the serious,
Speaker 1: Like this is the worst way to die. These people
Speaker 1: do not die. It's they keep calling it a stampede.
Speaker 1: Is not a stampede. They don't get stomped onto death.
Speaker 1: They're not like their bones aren't broken. It's like they
Speaker 1: get suffocated, like they can't there. Your lungs get pushed
Speaker 1: in so much there's no way way for your lungs
Speaker 1: to exp and, and they die horrible nous. I don't
Speaker 1: know if you guys saw any of the footage from that.
Speaker 1: It was fucking insane. Like I've never seen so many
Speaker 1: people getting CPR. It's just like it's like was dozens
Speaker 1: of people just going. And I also know from CPR
Speaker 1: chest compressions. This is another good thing to know when
Speaker 1: you're giving chest compressions. Do not bend the elbow. It
Speaker 1: is a very hard compression. Keep it um, keep it
Speaker 1: very your arms straight. And the speed at which you
Speaker 1: should do it is the song stay in Alive, Stay
Speaker 1: in alive, stay in love. Yeah, I thought that was good. Um,
Speaker 1: So those are your helpful hints for today. Let's get
Speaker 1: to the news. Oh it's Thursday, folks, you know what
Speaker 1: it means. It is Thursday. It's the end of the week.
Speaker 1: But that doesn't mean it has to be the end
Speaker 1: of your life. Just make sure you put your arms
Speaker 1: above your chest and be okay out there. I am
Speaker 1: never going to put my arms down in a crowd
Speaker 1: ever again. I'm so glad to have this little tool
Speaker 1: that might keep me alive because I'm fucking and and
Speaker 1: you get pushed, you don't have a choice, Like, no,
Speaker 1: it's like this, there's no there's no choice, it said.
Speaker 1: That's like it's like being in a river. You're just
Speaker 1: swept away by a current. You have no autonomy over
Speaker 1: your body anymore. It is so scary, So stay stay
Speaker 1: out there and keep your arms up. In my junior
Speaker 1: high school, like in the hallway, there was some kind
Speaker 1: of like stampede and I like, I got caught in
Speaker 1: that and I literally elevated and was carried by just
Speaker 1: other bodies. It was crazy. Oh my god, it's so scary.
Speaker 1: I'm so glad you're okay, like you sky stir if
Speaker 1: you're like it was actually pretty fun like crowd. I
Speaker 1: don't think i'll ever be in a crowd. Again, I
Speaker 1: think this really like this needed to happen for me
Speaker 1: to like wake up and go. My mom went to
Speaker 1: the Hoo concert in the seventies where a bunch of
Speaker 1: people died. Um she was there, but like so I
Speaker 1: always knew about these things, even as a kid. My
Speaker 1: mom would be the Who concert two or whatever it
Speaker 1: was seven people died, I think. And this was a
Speaker 1: hundred and fifty I mean, and these were all people
Speaker 1: in their twenties and costumes. It was so sad. What
Speaker 1: Andrew No, No, I just like I didn't want to go.
Speaker 1: There was that costume contest right by our house, and
Speaker 1: I was like, this is what we'll get shot up?
Speaker 1: Like I had that thought, which sucks to have that thought,
Speaker 1: and that's what they want. I don't know. I was
Speaker 1: thinking about, Yeah, like one person gets angry, one person
Speaker 1: gets shot. Like that's what just happened. Did you see
Speaker 1: the rapper that just got killed? Amigos rapper? What does mean?
Speaker 1: Maybe it's short for friends amigos. Oh, so they're like, all,
Speaker 1: is it like a label because I rappers? It's three rappers?
Speaker 1: No way. I'm so embarrassed. I thought Meges was a
Speaker 1: person his name was taf which is right. I thought
Speaker 1: it was such a cool name. And Quavo Quavo, Okay,
Speaker 1: I know Quevo because he was on a Justin Bieber song.
Speaker 1: I like saying it was his uncle and they're only
Speaker 1: three years apart, but like it's just oh, his nephew,
Speaker 1: and it's like, I don't know, it's weird too, but
Speaker 1: any like that was the headline like over and over again.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I know the guy was just in a crowd.
Speaker 1: They were arguing and he wasn't even in the middle
Speaker 1: of it. Just get shot, you know what. I don't know,
Speaker 1: like everyone has a gun now, it's just wild. I
Speaker 1: just that's how I feel like. That's what that Any
Speaker 1: big crowd that isn't like a kind of like they
Speaker 1: don't check you at the door. It just feels like
Speaker 1: open to anyone. I don't want to funk with right now.
Speaker 1: I just feel like I went to the I was
Speaker 1: at the South Dakota um Airport and they were it
Speaker 1: was hunting season out there, so there's all like there
Speaker 1: there's a line to check like oversized bags, and there
Speaker 1: was checking a couple of guys checking guns and they're
Speaker 1: searching the gun bags, and I go, what are they
Speaker 1: searching for? It's a gun. Hey, sorry, you can't bring
Speaker 1: on your hair gel. You gotta finish that. But um,
Speaker 1: this fucking machine gun that you And by the way,
Speaker 1: like I don't I don't know judgment on actually, yes,
Speaker 1: judgment on hunters. I think it is so to hunt.
Speaker 1: I listen to these guys on my plane the other
Speaker 1: night and they were talking about hunting deer and grouse,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, if you have, like use a bow
Speaker 1: and arrow, cool, If you use a fucking knife and
Speaker 1: attack it with your own hand and body, fine, But
Speaker 1: why do you think it's cool to like stalk an
Speaker 1: animal all day and then use a gun to kill it?
Speaker 1: Like why what pride is there in that? I don't
Speaker 1: get it. Explain it to me. I don't get it.
Speaker 1: Like you you are a bully. You're using this thing,
Speaker 1: an automatic weapon to kill an animal, Like you don't
Speaker 1: need it. You can go to the grocery store. I
Speaker 1: get it that. It's like your grandpa taught you to
Speaker 1: do it, and it's quiet out there, and you like
Speaker 1: some of them do buck hunter at the bar. No,
Speaker 1: they don't. They don't need it for food though, Like Okay, yes,
Speaker 1: so you use for food food, that's what I don't
Speaker 1: believe that people. Most people who hunt need that the
Speaker 1: answers are for these I'm not saying it's my answers.
Speaker 1: It's like a sport. It's a sort well not just
Speaker 1: that that that one. They think the animal if they
Speaker 1: kill it at four or five, it's only gonna live
Speaker 1: to eight or eight or nine anyways of natural causes, right,
Speaker 1: and then if it dies in the wild, it's gonna
Speaker 1: get killed by a bear in a way worse way.
Speaker 1: This is how they justify it, in a way worse
Speaker 1: way than getting shot. And then the food aspect that
Speaker 1: it's actually better than like farm food because you know whatever,
Speaker 1: like the fucking where they chop them up and like
Speaker 1: fucking just cut their necks and then they have food
Speaker 1: for a year and they put in a freezer. So
Speaker 1: that's all that. And then there's over population of deer
Speaker 1: and then they end up getting hit by cars or
Speaker 1: trucks and they just center point to Okay, I'm kind
Speaker 1: of on board. I just don't know that i'd feel
Speaker 1: like a man about it if I killed a deer
Speaker 1: with a gun, Like it doesn't impress me It's like
Speaker 1: I've been on a farm or a ranch and they
Speaker 1: go out losing listeners by the droves because I know
Speaker 1: hunting is more popular swept they feed them. This is
Speaker 1: like you they're your they're your friends, and then you
Speaker 1: shoot them. Like that's how it feels out on these ranches,
Speaker 1: Like they're not afraid of humans because they grow up
Speaker 1: getting fed by humans and then they're like, oh, let's
Speaker 1: go shoot them. It's like, why the funk are you?
Speaker 1: I get it if you're like fighting, like shooting like
Speaker 1: a grizzly bear in Alaska? What do you think a
Speaker 1: animal farming is? Like people like the cow gets milked
Speaker 1: and it's like so treated and everyone loves it. It
Speaker 1: names it Like. I was just listening to a Sam
Speaker 1: Harris podcast and there's like a there's a philosopher like
Speaker 1: like one of these philosophy questions, like these like profound
Speaker 1: questions of like you know the trolley problem where it's
Speaker 1: like five people you're on a trolley and there's a
Speaker 1: guy on the tracks and you can um or the
Speaker 1: the organ the organ one is good, so um one
Speaker 1: guy who's like a young bright like doctor like future
Speaker 1: doctor could cure cancer and needs a new organ, Um,
Speaker 1: do you kill this other person that doesn't really need it?
Speaker 1: It was like a person to give it to him.
Speaker 1: And it's like that's kind of the quandary. But like
Speaker 1: there's another one that's like the turkey problem or something,
Speaker 1: and it's like this turkey grows up its whole life
Speaker 1: having everyone pet it, and it's nurtured and it's said,
Speaker 1: and it's kept warm, and this family loves it. And
Speaker 1: then one Wednesday night in November, all of a sudden
Speaker 1: they grab it and fucking chop its head off. And
Speaker 1: it's like wait what so it is like this, I
Speaker 1: get that. In Florida, they raise hogs until they're about
Speaker 1: pounds and it's the family pet. They name it. They're
Speaker 1: like the kids and it's it's a way to teach
Speaker 1: how they how they spin it or whatever. They it's
Speaker 1: a way to teach the kids about death and and
Speaker 1: that we all die and it's okay and like and
Speaker 1: and now we're eating it, and he this is what
Speaker 1: he would have wanted. He would have wanted you to
Speaker 1: eat it, like you have to. You have to do that.
Speaker 1: You if to kill animals, you have to get to
Speaker 1: a place of like this thing doesn't matter, and I'm
Speaker 1: doing a leslie. You have to, um, I do this.
Speaker 1: Some things in my life compartmentalized, like eating, you know,
Speaker 1: drinking from plastic containers, thinking oh well, this one's not
Speaker 1: going to set it over the you know, just doing
Speaker 1: things that you have to. You have to create little
Speaker 1: things in your brain that make it feel okay. But
Speaker 1: if you were a turkey, would you wouldn't want to die.
Speaker 1: If you were a deer, you'd probably want to risk
Speaker 1: dying of natural causes. But then being shot in the ass.
Speaker 1: And I'm not worry about getting I'm just worried about
Speaker 1: these these when a when adult deer gets shot, I'm
Speaker 1: not a sad for the adult deer. I'm worried about
Speaker 1: their possible little kids that are waiting back at the
Speaker 1: nest for their mom that never returns. I'm I'm thinking
Speaker 1: about the bambes. That's really what I think about. And
Speaker 1: unless you can prove that that Buck is a childless comedian,
Speaker 1: it's thirties, was dead. Yeah, and I don't think that
Speaker 1: it's okay. But you know, you actually kind of sold
Speaker 1: me on all those reasons, so thank you for talking
Speaker 1: me out of that. That's the news today. Let's go
Speaker 1: to a break. Great job now than alrighty back, let's
Speaker 1: get to fan trax. Alright, what do the besties have
Speaker 1: to tell us today? UM, I just want to remind
Speaker 1: besties how they can leave us fan trax messages and
Speaker 1: the way that you do it. There's a link in
Speaker 1: the bio of our Instagram, Nikki Glazer Pod, and you
Speaker 1: click on that link and there's going to be another
Speaker 1: link that says leave a voicemail here, and that's how
Speaker 1: you do it. Great, thank you. Just a little reminder
Speaker 1: because we've been getting questions. Okay, UM, let's start off
Speaker 1: with a message from Kate. Hey, Nikki Andreana. UM, I
Speaker 1: just wanted to say, as I'm leaving this, I'm still
Speaker 1: processing how mortifying and dom it is that I just
Speaker 1: wanted to see if anybody, UM, I've ever had something
Speaker 1: similar happen where they say phrase the they think means
Speaker 1: one thing, and it definitely doesn't. UM. So I'm a
Speaker 1: medical assistant. I see patients all day and when they're leaving,
Speaker 1: I'll usually say something along the lines of good riddance, UM,
Speaker 1: thinking that it was a nice thing to say, like
Speaker 1: the good morning or good afternoon, but crazy thirty one
Speaker 1: years old. Last night I was informed that it does
Speaker 1: not mean mad, and it's actually pretty rude. So just
Speaker 1: lends out if there is anyone else and I'm gonna
Speaker 1: go crawl under a rock. I just see someone like
Speaker 1: like I just see an old man like hearing good
Speaker 1: riddance instead of like stopping at the door and tilting
Speaker 1: his head and kind of going what and then just
Speaker 1: going that's not worth it? Know, like I don't't I
Speaker 1: see I see a family. I see a family who
Speaker 1: they just lost their mother to cancer, and they're walking
Speaker 1: out all sad, and they go, hey, good riddance. Think
Speaker 1: about the God. Good riddance. Isn't that the name of
Speaker 1: the song I hope you had to tell of your life?
Speaker 1: Isn't that it's called good riddance? Yeah? I think it's
Speaker 1: called good riddance. Um. That is so funny. I'm so um.
Speaker 1: And you can tell that she found out after the fact,
Speaker 1: like it wasn't like a patient told her, like what
Speaker 1: did you say? So she's just going through all the time.
Speaker 1: She may have said that thousands of times. Yeah, times
Speaker 1: where I've felt that way, Like I've said, you know
Speaker 1: what's great about what you can say that and if
Speaker 1: you really hate the person and get away with like
Speaker 1: being like like a dick. But like, did they mean
Speaker 1: that they hate me? Sarchastic? Well, I always I do
Speaker 1: the one I still do it where I say have
Speaker 1: a good one and they don't know that I mean death,
Speaker 1: have a good one. I'd rather hear you know, I
Speaker 1: know that it means death, and they think I'm saying
Speaker 1: have a good day. No, I'm saying have I hope
Speaker 1: you have a really good death? Ha ha um. I
Speaker 1: think I've said people's names wrong before, gotten and been
Speaker 1: like later on heard their name and go what is it?
Speaker 1: And I go, oh no, And then the usual suspects
Speaker 1: montage of all the times I said it wrong flips through.
Speaker 1: I just think about like skok Illinois. Yeah, like the
Speaker 1: feeling I can I can actually like the feeling that
Speaker 1: she felt going over all the time she said that
Speaker 1: there's like this visceral it feels like a pit inside
Speaker 1: of my solar plexus. Like that's where I feel that
Speaker 1: kind of embarrassment. It's but why is it embarrassing? Because
Speaker 1: I guess she feels you feel stupid and you also
Speaker 1: feel like this. No one actually would hear Kate say
Speaker 1: good riddance and go she wants me to you know,
Speaker 1: funck off? How dare she? Like? They just think she's dumb?
Speaker 1: You know, like that's that's the problem. It's like, you're
Speaker 1: not as it is funny that it means the opposite
Speaker 1: of what she thinks it is. But no one actually
Speaker 1: probably took it that way and was like what a bitch.
Speaker 1: They were just like what a dumb bitch. But it's
Speaker 1: like one of those things that like you could just miss,
Speaker 1: you know, like I couldn't. There was something recently where
Speaker 1: I was like, how do people not know that I
Speaker 1: was listening? Oh? Um? I was listening to the Courtney
Speaker 1: Show the other day, my boyfriend's show, and Tim referenced
Speaker 1: a Manta ray and Courtney, who was like in her fifties,
Speaker 1: was like, what's that a man array? It's Manta. It's yeah, well,
Speaker 1: what would you spell it? Like? I don't know if
Speaker 1: there's m A N N A No, it's Manta. I didn't.
Speaker 1: I'm from Florida. How would you spell it? It's man
Speaker 1: a T. I don't think there's a T in there.
Speaker 1: It's Manta. I'm looking it up right now. Manta ray. Um,
Speaker 1: but what would you have spelled it? Like if I
Speaker 1: asked you spelled man array A M A and no,
Speaker 1: what is it? A A y? You started with with
Speaker 1: an A A manaray. Okay, you would have If I
Speaker 1: would have asked you to write in a sentence, what
Speaker 1: would you put I'd start with an A, M A
Speaker 1: N A R. Start with an A M M mana No, no,
Speaker 1: oh man that's bad. It's is it? You thought it
Speaker 1: was like you thought someone was like I saw a
Speaker 1: man array, I saw a manoray and it opened up
Speaker 1: my eyes. I saw Wait if you you don't say
Speaker 1: I saw an elephant, but you don't say I saw elephant. No,
Speaker 1: you say an elephant. So you said I saw a
Speaker 1: man array, and you thought people it was called a
Speaker 1: man array. It's like a moray. No, I'm really but yeah,
Speaker 1: the animals need an a or an an before them,
Speaker 1: so you thought that this one just didn't need that,
Speaker 1: and it was part of the name itself. I've heard,
Speaker 1: I could have swore, I've heard not in a sentence
Speaker 1: form and anonomy, a sea, anonomy maybe something along that line.
Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, here's the c cucumber, here's the man ray,
Speaker 1: Like I didn't I've heard I didn't even know this.
Speaker 1: I was, okay, I'll tell you Manta's uh space ray
Speaker 1: an A M A N T A and then separate
Speaker 1: word ray. It's not all one word manta ray. Oh
Speaker 1: that's a whole another. Yeah. Well you grew up in Florida,
Speaker 1: you should know this. But you've heard of him. Whatever
Speaker 1: you thought it was, you've heard of that before. But
Speaker 1: Courtney loves sea life and had never heard of a
Speaker 1: manta ray. She was like, what are you talking about?
Speaker 1: And he's like, you know, a manta ray? And he's
Speaker 1: like She's like what, And I was like, you know,
Speaker 1: she's a person. That's it. That's the problem. He goes,
Speaker 1: what did you? When she goes what is that? He
Speaker 1: goes a man array. He could have just said elephant. No, Andrew,
Speaker 1: if I'm talking about I saw an elephant the other day,
Speaker 1: and you go what, I wouldn't go elephant. I would
Speaker 1: say an elephant, that's the problem. You're the problem. No,
Speaker 1: this is wild. And I had no idea what's going
Speaker 1: to cause all of this. I just was I just
Speaker 1: was surprised someone hadn't heard of that animal. But I
Speaker 1: think there are things there gaps in my knowledge to Like,
Speaker 1: I didn't know what a c p A was until
Speaker 1: my twenties. Someone was like, I just remember really getting
Speaker 1: shamed for that. You don't know what a c p
Speaker 1: A is, And I was like, I've never heard those
Speaker 1: letters together. Yeah, certified professional accountant something. I don't know
Speaker 1: what it even stands for, but I know now it's
Speaker 1: an accountant. But I'm just like, then call yourself and
Speaker 1: an accountant and an accountant exactly. No, Andrew, I'm making
Speaker 1: fun of you. It's not exactly. No one thinks that. No. Um,
Speaker 1: have you ever what about anaconda? Do you think they? Do? You?
Speaker 1: Do you know they're called condas? Right? No, it's called anaconda. Please.
Speaker 1: That would really an anaconda, right, like what you say
Speaker 1: a gorilla? A gorilla? Um? Anaconda would suck me up.
Speaker 1: That would have sucked me up here. But if I said,
Speaker 1: like I saw I saw anaconda, you would say that's wrong.
Speaker 1: It would be I saw an anaconda. Yes. But then
Speaker 1: if someone goes, what did you say, and you know anaconda,
Speaker 1: you wouldn't say an anaconda. I think it would say
Speaker 1: an anaconda. Interesting, But because even if I did say that,
Speaker 1: I wouldn't think that if they repeated it, I wouldn't
Speaker 1: think it was a mannery flows. So well, think about more.
Speaker 1: I hope you always name your daughter man array. It
Speaker 1: was a beautiful name. Oh my god. The other day
Speaker 1: I was with a girl and she was talking about
Speaker 1: how she was born without chromosomes. She was like, I seriously,
Speaker 1: you know how people like joke like you were born
Speaker 1: without chromosomes. I literally was like, I have less chromosomes.
Speaker 1: And she's having trouble conceiving and all these things. And
Speaker 1: she was like, and you know, if I she saved,
Speaker 1: she free some She had some embryos like made or whatever,
Speaker 1: and they tested the embryos and she's like, and I
Speaker 1: really want a daughter. But the daughter embryo is a
Speaker 1: little bit like there, it's not like it's a mosaic.
Speaker 1: They call it like it may not have all that
Speaker 1: you know chromosomes either. Um, so it's like a mosaic embryos.
Speaker 1: I guess what they call it. And I go, that's
Speaker 1: a beautiful name. You should call her that. But I
Speaker 1: was kind of I wasn't joking, but I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: that's actually she's the type of person that I thought
Speaker 1: maybe would do that, and she was like, that is
Speaker 1: that's really good? So those babies might beoplesaic because of
Speaker 1: it's genetic Admirmales love that you name a kid one
Speaker 1: arm like just something like but mosaic. No one would
Speaker 1: put that together. Oh my god. The other night on
Speaker 1: Love is Blind, Sorry to sidetrack, there was a discussion
Speaker 1: of what they would do about um having a Down
Speaker 1: syndrome baby, like what they would do with it? And it, dude,
Speaker 1: And not only did it come up, they met the
Speaker 1: in laws and it became in this guy's twenty five
Speaker 1: Bartisse and he brings up with his in laws like, well,
Speaker 1: Nancy and I disagree about what to do with the
Speaker 1: baby with Down syndrome. And then his sister like has
Speaker 1: a baby with some fact and it's like crying and
Speaker 1: it's like, you'd abort my baby. It was just like
Speaker 1: so intense and like I'm like Nancy, if I were
Speaker 1: Nancy and be shooting Bartisa, look like, don't fucking bring
Speaker 1: this up with your parents the first day I'm meeting
Speaker 1: them and I met you through a wall. They're already skeptical,
Speaker 1: and now I'm gonna abort your baby. That isn't even
Speaker 1: like really yet. But then Chris and I also were like,
Speaker 1: what did you what would you do? And we had
Speaker 1: a differing opinionon that. We have not discuss ship and
Speaker 1: I was like, um, well, I'm not gonna tell you
Speaker 1: which side of the wall I was on, but Nancy
Speaker 1: and I can drive off into the sunset to listen.
Speaker 1: I I love kids with think they are beautiful and
Speaker 1: they bring so much joy to life. I just don't
Speaker 1: want to take care of a baby until it's it's
Speaker 1: you know, forever. That's not what I would want, so
Speaker 1: I I think that, but that's my own opinion and
Speaker 1: I don't know. But I don't. I honestly don't know
Speaker 1: what i'd do. But I was more like, I don't know,
Speaker 1: and Chris was more like, no, we'd keep it. And
Speaker 1: I was like, I think it's up to me, bitch, I,
Speaker 1: but I don't. I truly, I'm on the I still
Speaker 1: don't know what I would do, So don't write to
Speaker 1: me and and tell me I'm a bad person because
Speaker 1: I just don't know what I would do. U um um, okay,
Speaker 1: that's next voice. I'm not being completely honest about the
Speaker 1: conversation because I don't want everyone to hate me. No,
Speaker 1: I really don't know what I would do. I really
Speaker 1: don't know what to do. This run is from um oh,
Speaker 1: anonymous and anonymous, anonymous and anonymous. Hey, Nikki, Andrew and Noah.
Speaker 1: I just wanted to finally fan tracks because I just
Speaker 1: got into an argument with my husband and I took
Speaker 1: a break. I went to the kitchen to do dishes,
Speaker 1: put on pod on my airbuds, and you were talking
Speaker 1: about getting arguments and how both people want to feel
Speaker 1: like smoopies. I totally feel like I want to be
Speaker 1: the smoopy, but maybe I should let him be the schmoopie.
Speaker 1: And um yeah, I guess it was impectable timing, and
Speaker 1: so I'm going to try to take your humble of
Speaker 1: ice and be sweet, take the high road, and kind
Speaker 1: of baby him because in the end usually that's the
Speaker 1: thing that makes makes it work out. So I just
Speaker 1: wanted to say thank you, and we need an update.
Speaker 1: You're awesome, Andrew, You're doing great. No, You're amazing and Nicky,
Speaker 1: hope to see you in San Jose. Yes, girl, big
Speaker 1: fan and just take the high road. Oh, I love it.
Speaker 1: I love that she stepped out on torn I hear
Speaker 1: her on her like porch, you know, like she stepped
Speaker 1: outside and she's about to go we do need an update.
Speaker 1: I think I hope she survived that interaction, like I'd
Speaker 1: beel like he's like, don't treat me like a baby.
Speaker 1: I'm like just fucking threw off the balcony. Um no that.
Speaker 1: I'm so glad to hear that, And yeah, that's kind
Speaker 1: of I feel like I hear thinks so many times
Speaker 1: when I'm listening to a podcast or watching show and
Speaker 1: I'm just like, oh, I need it. Like that was
Speaker 1: like God, quote unquote God telling you like you know,
Speaker 1: you know, just sometimes we need to we need signs.
Speaker 1: And then yeah, I think God, And have I not
Speaker 1: mentioned that? I think I'm Jesus Christ come back. I
Speaker 1: can't believe I skipped over that. I swear to God.
Speaker 1: I thought I did it two episodes ago in l
Speaker 1: A because he got a job and I'm Jesus Christ.
Speaker 1: Um um So I yeah, I definitely think that that
Speaker 1: has helped me so much. It's just just to remember.
Speaker 1: Even last night, there was like a little flare up
Speaker 1: of a something that could have turned into a fight,
Speaker 1: and I just was like, what is the way I'm
Speaker 1: feeling is the way he's feeling, because we never fight
Speaker 1: where it's like I'm just mad and he's not. It's
Speaker 1: usually like both sides are equally frustrated. And I was
Speaker 1: just like, just know that how you're feeling is how
Speaker 1: he's feeling about you, and just calm the funk down
Speaker 1: and do what you do, what you would want him
Speaker 1: to do, and I bet he'll meet you halfway. And
Speaker 1: he did, and it was great, and we avoided near
Speaker 1: air collision. It was like, you know, our wings clipped
Speaker 1: and we were both able to like steady and it
Speaker 1: was it was literally nothing. I bet he wouldn't even
Speaker 1: remember the moment, but it could have derailed us. And
Speaker 1: it's just so nice to not get into those anymore
Speaker 1: and just have a lovely evening that doesn't just get
Speaker 1: because I also feel like in relationships are like we
Speaker 1: chose to live together and to be each other's team.
Speaker 1: I don't I want to fight with everyone else. I
Speaker 1: want to have this. I want to have this awkwardness
Speaker 1: with everyone else, not you, the person I chose to
Speaker 1: take road trips with, the person I chose to lay
Speaker 1: next to every night when I go to bed the
Speaker 1: person I chose to abort those little children with the
Speaker 1: like you know that that like what we we don't need.
Speaker 1: I had that realization like we this is this is
Speaker 1: supposed to be my comfort zone, Like yes, we can
Speaker 1: have flare ups, but like they can't last longer than
Speaker 1: an hour. They just can't, Like we gotta get me,
Speaker 1: aren't going anywhere? We gotta figure this out, like what
Speaker 1: are we? What are we trying to? Like when you
Speaker 1: get into a fight and you're like I think I'll
Speaker 1: fight to the death on this. I know I'm right,
Speaker 1: Like am I really is this going to be the
Speaker 1: thing that I leave this relationship over? I know that
Speaker 1: it's not, so why not just get over it now?
Speaker 1: Like let's speed it up. I think that's helped me.
Speaker 1: But um but sometimes it is the thing to end
Speaker 1: a relationship and sometimes you can't get over it, so
Speaker 1: it sometimes it tells you you gotta leave. But um it.
Speaker 1: It's like I literally had that same conversation about like
Speaker 1: let's not take out our frustrations on each other. Let's
Speaker 1: point at random people and make fun of them, Like
Speaker 1: let's point at everyone else except for each other. And
Speaker 1: it's like I don't know it did. It's like the
Speaker 1: same exact idea, like, yeah, you're my teammate, Like we
Speaker 1: gotta like I chose you, Like we didn't just get
Speaker 1: we're not cell mates that got put in together, and
Speaker 1: we have to make this work. Like we chose to
Speaker 1: make this work. So let's choose to not fight over
Speaker 1: this dumb thing. But it's just so hard when your
Speaker 1: blood pressure rises and like you're in the moment and
Speaker 1: you just feel and you had a bad day at
Speaker 1: work and you feel like you have too much on
Speaker 1: your plate and you're exhausted, and then you're the person
Speaker 1: that you are a teammate with doesn't seem to be
Speaker 1: playing on your team. It's so easy just to go, well,
Speaker 1: then fuck this, and like I want to just burn
Speaker 1: it all to the ground. And so all of these
Speaker 1: things are way easier said than done, of course. Okay,
Speaker 1: a couple more fan t rex is all right, here's
Speaker 1: one from Jamie All. I'm calling for Nicky to thank
Speaker 1: you for making me a swift e um. I got
Speaker 1: into her more last year when the rerelease of Reread
Speaker 1: came out and you were talking about it on stop,
Speaker 1: so I was like, all right, given to listen and
Speaker 1: I became obsessed and I am just having so much
Speaker 1: fun with midnights and I just wanna thank you for this.
Speaker 1: I wasn't a Swifty before I started listening to you. Um.
Speaker 1: I also, I'm never I don't want of your podcast
Speaker 1: and I'm traveling or have a busy week or something.
Speaker 1: In the past couple of weeks, this is the only
Speaker 1: time I've been behind because I'm just listening to Taylor Swift. Yes,
Speaker 1: and that's the only home an old podcast. And then
Speaker 1: listen to your podcast You're talking about Taylor Swift, and
Speaker 1: then I just be in this world where I'm listening
Speaker 1: obsctively come back talk and talking about it and get
Speaker 1: all these different I wish I felt by the lyrics
Speaker 1: and interpretations. I feel like you're You've given me meaning
Speaker 1: to being a swift Ee and I'm just loving it
Speaker 1: so much. And I know you think that sometimes people
Speaker 1: want you to stop talking about her, but I I
Speaker 1: love it and it's so much fun, And thank you
Speaker 1: for talking about her and her lyrics like me. Maybe
Speaker 1: there's also not no, I'm sure there's some out there.
Speaker 1: Love you guys all so much. Don't be cook and
Speaker 1: just good old jackpot good old jackpot. Um love that
Speaker 1: so much and like you're right, Like I do think
Speaker 1: some people are like, we're it's enough, guy, don't need it.
Speaker 1: But I I was on trash Tuesday yesterday. Annie Lenderman
Speaker 1: and um Kalila were there, esther wasn't, but they at
Speaker 1: the end of it, we're talking about Taylor Swift and
Speaker 1: um both of them were both like we have been
Speaker 1: like you know, Taylor Swift, tailor Schmidt, like we get it,
Speaker 1: but like this album is like, oh my god, I
Speaker 1: finally get Nikki's obsession. Like they they understood like how
Speaker 1: she like and she's a bad bitch. Like she's made
Speaker 1: being a girly girl powerful and like being in her
Speaker 1: emotions and being a little bit petty and being um
Speaker 1: insecure and be liking pink and liking sparkles and liking
Speaker 1: being like it's very feminine and it's so there's no
Speaker 1: one more powerful in the music business. Like how inspiring
Speaker 1: is that? Just outside of the music itself, Here's this
Speaker 1: girl that had curly blonde hair with her guitar and
Speaker 1: pretty dresses with her little eyelashes and singing about boys,
Speaker 1: and now she is a mogul and no one and
Speaker 1: touch how successful she is. And she writes about all
Speaker 1: these guys she's dated that are also famous, but they
Speaker 1: can't touch how famous she is either, none of them
Speaker 1: fuck you as I love it. I fucking love it perfect.
Speaker 1: She dresses for revenge. I'm I'm there for it. I
Speaker 1: love it. I um. The only song, like if you're
Speaker 1: interested about where I'm not right now, The only song
Speaker 1: on the album that I cannot get into is Snow
Speaker 1: on the Beach. I don't know what's wrong with me.
Speaker 1: It's I Lana del Ray is on it. She's barely
Speaker 1: on it. Let's be honest with herselves. She's like you,
Speaker 1: it's the same with the time um uh. One from
Speaker 1: her from Evermore, um uh, the one that they did
Speaker 1: a guest on. I gotta can't come up with the
Speaker 1: name of it, but I uh, till the day he
Speaker 1: did that one, they just oh, oh that's all they
Speaker 1: do and it they literally say nothing in it. And
Speaker 1: I made a I made a Instagram video making fun
Speaker 1: of her doing that shoot with them because she's like, guys,
Speaker 1: be on my song and they're like yes, and they're like,
Speaker 1: you know, they start singing. She's like, can you do that?
Speaker 1: The parking lot, like we're gonna record you out there,
Speaker 1: like there's you can't hear them at all, and Laana,
Speaker 1: you can hear it all on stow on the beach.
Speaker 1: She has like one part where you can kind of
Speaker 1: hear her voice. But that's fine. Taylor can do whatever
Speaker 1: the funk she wants. And and I actually, although you
Speaker 1: can't hear a lot, I think Laana is all over
Speaker 1: that song. And I think that's why I don't like it.
Speaker 1: I'm not a huge Laana fan. I want things to
Speaker 1: just be Taylor. I don't want other people in them,
Speaker 1: even though I know she's a great artist on her own,
Speaker 1: and I have gotten into her stuff after a lot
Speaker 1: of Swifties have written me and said you got to
Speaker 1: check out Laana. Um. But my favorite song is now Labyrinth. Um,
Speaker 1: I'm obsessed with it. It is so um. I just oh,
Speaker 1: I'm falling in love. It's just like sad and like
Speaker 1: I love the little sounds in the background that sounds
Speaker 1: like a little like, um, it sounds like glitches, not
Speaker 1: to reference her song Glitch, but it's just sounds like, oh,
Speaker 1: look what's arriving right now? My new uh, thank you,
Speaker 1: my new camera um, is what Ham? What are you
Speaker 1: talking about Ham? The glitch like that's their part on
Speaker 1: the song? Did you say Ham? Ham? Huh? I am,
Speaker 1: I don't know. Wait do you think that band name
Speaker 1: is Ham? Tim? There you go? Did you really think
Speaker 1: it was Andrew? I don't know. He doesn't joke the
Speaker 1: eyes island. No, it was not a joke. No, what
Speaker 1: that was real? He thought it was Ham. He's hungry,
Speaker 1: and I thought Ham fell on the record, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean, Like I've ever seen loose Ham Lana
Speaker 1: del Man array. Oh my god. Okay, we haven't even
Speaker 1: done Final Thought yet, I know Final Thought. Can we
Speaker 1: get one more? Yes? I just wanted to quickly say
Speaker 1: I have a friend in town. She's a huge Swiftie,
Speaker 1: and all of the stuff that you were talking about
Speaker 1: Taylor Swift has led me to ask, like, all these
Speaker 1: questions and we have not stopped talking about Taylor Swift,
Speaker 1: her dating history. My friend is also a Harry so
Speaker 1: we've been talking about I didn't know that she dated
Speaker 1: Harry Styles and the other day being like I didn't
Speaker 1: know that she Yeah, I mean out of the woods
Speaker 1: about him, and I definitely think that. Um um uh,
Speaker 1: what's the question is about him because at the beginning
Speaker 1: of the song question it references the song out the Woods,
Speaker 1: and we all know it's about so like. Yeah, at
Speaker 1: the beginning of question it goes I remember, which is
Speaker 1: a put a direct pull from what is happening outside.
Speaker 1: Someone is messing in my what is going on? I'm
Speaker 1: so confused getting stolen. No, I'm not out of the woods.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. That was really weird. Um. Yeah, she dated
Speaker 1: Harry Styles, she dated um, Joe Jonas, she dated John Mayer.
Speaker 1: I didn't know any of that, so I got his
Speaker 1: lesson yesterday. And there are a lot more people that
Speaker 1: we suspect dated that she hasn't talked about. And I'm
Speaker 1: not talking about Gaylor stuff. I'm talking about other men
Speaker 1: she's dated. Some speculate that the song um uh, the
Speaker 1: one that she did the video in Africa, the um
Speaker 1: I know not, I know places, God damn it. What's
Speaker 1: it called? I have it right here? Wildest Dreams might
Speaker 1: be about Alexander Scarsguard, who she may have met on
Speaker 1: The Giver, which did film in Africa. So people are
Speaker 1: thinking maybe that's about him, but there's no substantial evidence. Um,
Speaker 1: the lead singer of nine five. She may have dated
Speaker 1: him or I know for a fact that she did. Um, yeah,
Speaker 1: Jake Owen that Oh there's a song. Did you ever
Speaker 1: ask him? But I don't know. I feel weird asking,
Speaker 1: but I will. You have to ask him. There's a
Speaker 1: song called um uh that's uh the twinkle in your
Speaker 1: there's something about a twinkle of your eyes? Which one is?
Speaker 1: It is a picture to burn? No, it's um, I
Speaker 1: forget what well, let me just look up really quick.
Speaker 1: That Jake Owen Andrew's Friends is someone that Taylor Swift
Speaker 1: allegedly wrote a song about out And I can't do
Speaker 1: first show research. Ask for show research. You definitely need
Speaker 1: to sparks fly, sparks fly, brain maining, braining brain. And
Speaker 1: there's tons of pictures of them together and she is
Speaker 1: cuddled up to him, Yo, like this is real. It happened.
Speaker 1: I think it happened. Um, he's a handsome man. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, I can't believe you know someone that may
Speaker 1: have been with Taylor Swift and you could get answers.
Speaker 1: I'm so mad he doesn't drink anymore. You could really
Speaker 1: get what would you want to how it happened, what
Speaker 1: went down, what he felt like when he heard sparks
Speaker 1: Fly might be about him? What does he think sparks
Speaker 1: Fly is about him? What in the song makes it
Speaker 1: think it's about him? What was the course of their Like,
Speaker 1: I don't know, thinks you would ask a guy friend
Speaker 1: if you've got if you christ, I know it would
Speaker 1: be way worse. It would be it would be too intimate.
Speaker 1: I would I would I think guys around him. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: I'll want to listen. I don't like to pry into Taylor.
Speaker 1: It really would not care about that. I just want
Speaker 1: to know, like did they talk on the phone? Did
Speaker 1: they talk on a I M I mean this is
Speaker 1: back in the day, Like how did they meet? Where
Speaker 1: did they first? Black eyes? What do you think? Do you? Okay, well,
Speaker 1: like stop this speculation, you get us answers, Andrew, you
Speaker 1: could have answer, okay, you know what. I I know.
Speaker 1: I'm glad we did this because I think I would
Speaker 1: have went straight to like so I was the sex
Speaker 1: and I'm glad that she was a virgin back then.
Speaker 1: Baby she definitely like I'm thinking this and she would
Speaker 1: not have fun Jake, and like they didn't date long enough?
Speaker 1: No way, No, I want to know about that and
Speaker 1: I don't want to know about that either. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean on the on on air. I don't actually, Nikki,
Speaker 1: she's so riled up. I think this voice message is perfect. Okay,
Speaker 1: I am Ryan Taylor, Nicky Andrew. Noah, it's her bestie
Speaker 1: Taylor here with a very Taylor centric question. Who I
Speaker 1: just listened to the episode where you see how many
Speaker 1: of something you can name in thirty seconds? Yes, and
Speaker 1: I'm so shocked, no want to ask you to name
Speaker 1: Taylor Swift songs. So, Nikki, how many Taylor Swift song
Speaker 1: titles can you name in thirty seconds? Go? Paris, out
Speaker 1: of the Woods, I know, places clean, ready for it,
Speaker 1: blank Space, bad Blood, Delicate, all too well, all to well.
Speaker 1: Ten minute version, that's cheating, um uh, this love um uh,
Speaker 1: sparks fly read, um I'm going through that New Romantics
Speaker 1: um uh. The hair style um uh. Ten minutes got
Speaker 1: you going, and then you go, that's cheating, And I
Speaker 1: was like, that's I thought. I almost counted that as
Speaker 1: a song. I My finger started going well. He called
Speaker 1: me on a Tuesday and he said he wasn't home.
Speaker 1: I could tell by the way he talked and from
Speaker 1: his lion tone he was cheated. That's cheating, cheating on
Speaker 1: me that we got it. That's it. Yeah, alright guys,
Speaker 1: I gotta go write the rest of the song. Thank
Speaker 1: you for listening. Have such a great weekend. Thank you
Speaker 1: for all the fan traxes. Leave us some if you
Speaker 1: are inclined to or inspired to, don't be Coo and Jean.
Speaker 1: Yeah Baby,