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Speaker 1: The Nicky Glaser Podcast. Here's Nikki. Hello, here I am,

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Speaker 1: It's Nikki Glaser Podcast. Welcome to the show. It's Thursday.

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Speaker 1: I'm in Los Angeles because my boyfriend has a job

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Speaker 1: here and I'm living here right now. In case you

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Speaker 1: didn't miss or in the case you missed the explanation yesterday. Uh,

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Speaker 1: Andrew is in St. Louis. Noah is in Arizona. It's

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Speaker 1: a beautiful day here. I haven't been outside. I'm not

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Speaker 1: gonna lie so from the looks of it through the window,

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Speaker 1: it's a beautiful day. It is ten ten am. Make

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Speaker 1: a wish? Wait, we don't do that at ten and ten?

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Speaker 1: Do you guys do a love and a love and

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Speaker 1: make a wish? Um? No, I don't think I've ever

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Speaker 1: done it. Maybe back in the day, like how you did?

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Speaker 1: What would you wish? Do you ever make up? Well,

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Speaker 1: it's not gonna come true, Andrew. If she tells you

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Speaker 1: even the one years ago, she's not gonna get that

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Speaker 1: pony showing up at her doorstep tomorrow. Wait, what about

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Speaker 1: can you imagine if it we just heard off camera

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Speaker 1: and we're like, I got it. Finally she's in Arizona.

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Speaker 1: But that's fine. Um no, I'm saying, oh yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: have you heard your breath through a tunnel? I do

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Speaker 1: that just like naturally. I think like because of O. C. D.

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Speaker 1: Like I just always do the thing of like my

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Speaker 1: sister will die if I don't hold my breath. If

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Speaker 1: I can't hold my breath until we get out of that.

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Speaker 1: There's something you know, like some trip if you're driving

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Speaker 1: past it, sum up at the cemetery and hold your

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Speaker 1: breath and hold your breath thumbs like you approve of

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Speaker 1: these dead people, like you're going to heaven and they're stupid.

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Speaker 1: They're dead. That's dumb. You're like, like Heaven, like you like,

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Speaker 1: why add that? It's just that'd be so funny if

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Speaker 1: you held your breath for like the longest sentimentary like

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Speaker 1: it's like the Arlington Cemetery and you hold it so

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Speaker 1: long you're like David Lane style and someone's like, but sorry,

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Speaker 1: you didn't put your thumb up, and they're like, what

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Speaker 1: the fuck? Help it a little thing? Um yeah, I'm

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Speaker 1: birthday candles. Um you know I lash on your nose

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Speaker 1: eleven eleven I think is very seriously, I don't know

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Speaker 1: why none of it's ever happened but um, I always

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Speaker 1: do them, and I always like really concentrate hard and

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Speaker 1: try to get it in before eleven twelve, because then

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Speaker 1: I feel like it doesn't happen, but I do. I do. UM,

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I feel to keep making the wish

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Speaker 1: until the like the minute turns. But it usually takes

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Speaker 1: me so long to figure out what I want for

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Speaker 1: a wish because it usually starts selfish, and then it

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Speaker 1: starts then it goes to like a thing that I

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Speaker 1: know is not really going to improve my life, and

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Speaker 1: then it goes to something yeah, too big, and then

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Speaker 1: it goes to something that I'm like, okay, and then

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Speaker 1: right that it switches to twelve and I'm like fuck,

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Speaker 1: and then I gotta wait in another twelve hours to

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Speaker 1: free I perm or like the most like something very

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Speaker 1: like yeah, not even a full like my wish wouldn't

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Speaker 1: even be like I don't even yeah, I don't deserve

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Speaker 1: I wish I didn't have to make a wish. It's

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Speaker 1: always sad when um. In this book that I read,

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Speaker 1: UM I'm Glad my Mom Died by Janette McCurdy, she

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Speaker 1: talks about the opening scene as her making a wish

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Speaker 1: with her birthday candles that her mom would stay alive,

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Speaker 1: which is ironic because the name of the book, but

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Speaker 1: like her mom got cancer when she was young, and

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Speaker 1: she was used to wish that her mom would just

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Speaker 1: keep living and like it just it kind of is

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Speaker 1: a about how she was always like living for her

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Speaker 1: mom and like really thought that she could keep her

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Speaker 1: mom alive, keep her mom happy. I'm trying to think

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Speaker 1: what I wish for as a kid with like did

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Speaker 1: I have any of those really sad wishes like liar liar,

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Speaker 1: Like the kids like I wish for one day. Dad

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Speaker 1: couldn't tell a lot, you know, like were they ever

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Speaker 1: like tragic ones like I wish that you know, my

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Speaker 1: parents didn't drink tonight or some you know, some kind

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Speaker 1: of like tragic. Really, I remember I prayed. I remember

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Speaker 1: I looked in the mirror and I was crying, praying

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Speaker 1: literally like it was yeah, did you know it was adorable?

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Speaker 1: I definitely like, put you looked at the mirror because

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Speaker 1: do remember doing that. I remember just being like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: There's guy Andrew who um proposes to Nancy and he

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Speaker 1: gets rejected and he's in the confessional, you know, like

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Speaker 1: Nancy rejected his proposal, and then he's like, can you

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Speaker 1: just thought this is what people do on TV because

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Speaker 1: like it he puts like eye drops in his eyes

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Speaker 1: and he just squeezes them and he's like, okay, I'm ready,

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Speaker 1: and he's like I just really loved Nancy and rejection hurts,

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Speaker 1: and then he goes, can I do some more? And

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Speaker 1: the guy goes you hear the producer go, I mean

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Speaker 1: if your eyes are dry and itchy, and he's like no, yeah,

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Speaker 1: we both know. Like but then the burduser kept it in.

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Speaker 1: It was so embarrassing. It was so embarrassing, but I

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Speaker 1: guess maybe sometimes that is how reality shows do it,

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Speaker 1: you know, Like I'm sure that they do give them

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Speaker 1: fake drops. And then that guy just got screwed because

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Speaker 1: that producer was like, no, this is better TV to

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Speaker 1: leave this hi that he is a faker. Um, but

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Speaker 1: it was just such a lame moment in TV. It

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Speaker 1: just made you like sad for this guy. Like and

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Speaker 1: he's like a rich guy who's really good at business.

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Speaker 1: And you could tell he just thought he was like

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Speaker 1: nailing it. I know he feels I didn't really like him.

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Speaker 1: I felt like he's like, I'm a photographer. I took time, don't.

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Speaker 1: He just felt very braggadocious the whole time to me,

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Speaker 1: so like the tears, the fake tears made perfect sense,

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Speaker 1: like you're selling yourself like loves talking about traveling to

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Speaker 1: Africa like he was doing like you know, like he

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Speaker 1: made so much money. It wasn't for him anymore. Like

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Speaker 1: But now photography or whatever, what is he doing? Like

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Speaker 1: but he comes back, don't worry, don't count him out.

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Speaker 1: We see him again. Um, and I the second time

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Speaker 1: I saw him, I was like, I like this guy

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Speaker 1: old tar because because I was watching to Do with Chris,

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Speaker 1: back and like save the day here and I go,

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Speaker 1: don't forget the tear drop incident. He goes, oh fuck,

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Speaker 1: we don't like this guy forgot like you really like

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Speaker 1: learn who to like and that like on this show.

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Speaker 1: And then you yeah, we watched More Alone last night.

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Speaker 1: That show is so freaking good. I can't tell you enough, Like, no,

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Speaker 1: And this one guy quit last night. I'm not gonna

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Speaker 1: tell you this guy quit last night. And he was

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Speaker 1: there was nothing wrong with him. His his cabin he made.

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Speaker 1: He made a cabin from just I mean, it was incredible.

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Speaker 1: It had a door, He made a hinge out of wood.

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Speaker 1: He carved his like family's initials in it too, like

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Speaker 1: I was like, no, that house, it was so good.

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Speaker 1: something that happened many years ago. And it was like,

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Speaker 1: how fucking interesting this burly, manly man who doesn't talk

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Speaker 1: about the feelings. Yeah, because you're you have experienced working

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Speaker 1: and he just couldn't take it anymore. He was like,

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Speaker 1: don't have that, you will tap out of winning a

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Speaker 1: five thousand dollars that this guy had a big opportunity

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Speaker 1: with his thoughts. How long do you think you guys

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Speaker 1: Like what would be the breakpoint forever? Because that's my life.

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Speaker 1: My life is staying like I feel at home away

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Speaker 1: see my friends, I would have to see I would

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Speaker 1: or like freaking out Taylor Swift is ruining people's weddings

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Speaker 1: really know i'd be there. I mean, all joking aside,

426
00:21:50,080 --> 00:21:51,720
Speaker 1: I would be there for that because she has a

427
00:21:51,720 --> 00:21:53,480
Speaker 1: lot of dates and I can afford to go to

428
00:21:53,480 --> 00:21:56,120
Speaker 1: any of them, Whereas some people are like, she's coming

429
00:21:56,119 --> 00:21:58,720
Speaker 1: to Kansas City. I can't afford to go to another town,

430
00:21:59,200 --> 00:22:02,200
Speaker 1: spend the night in the tell backstage. No, I don't

431
00:22:02,240 --> 00:22:04,240
Speaker 1: want to meet her. I made that clear. No, No,

432
00:22:04,320 --> 00:22:06,640
Speaker 1: I don't want to meet Taylor Swift. It's too much

433
00:22:06,680 --> 00:22:10,920
Speaker 1: work for her to call me down. It's I I

434
00:22:10,960 --> 00:22:13,480
Speaker 1: like meeting fans when they cry and make a big

435
00:22:13,520 --> 00:22:15,399
Speaker 1: deal of it because I don't have that happened a

436
00:22:15,440 --> 00:22:18,040
Speaker 1: ton in my life, but it is very draining when

437
00:22:18,040 --> 00:22:21,760
Speaker 1: it happens, and she is only meeting that now. Like

438
00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:23,560
Speaker 1: when I met her back in two thousand twelve, it

439
00:22:23,640 --> 00:22:26,400
Speaker 1: was probably like she's probably having a lot of criers,

440
00:22:26,440 --> 00:22:28,840
Speaker 1: But like when I met her, it was me and

441
00:22:28,920 --> 00:22:30,960
Speaker 1: John Cryer and he was not crying. No, it was

442
00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:33,439
Speaker 1: back to it was me, Gayle King and Corey. He

443
00:22:33,560 --> 00:22:36,439
Speaker 1: used to be like the Corey Booker. Um, that's who

444
00:22:36,520 --> 00:22:38,400
Speaker 1: was backstage. When I met Taylor Swift, I would never

445
00:22:38,440 --> 00:22:40,320
Speaker 1: forget it. And she was very and no one was crying.

446
00:22:40,320 --> 00:22:42,679
Speaker 1: None of us were crying. But now it would be

447
00:22:42,760 --> 00:22:44,320
Speaker 1: just a cry fest across the board and she'd have

448
00:22:44,359 --> 00:22:46,400
Speaker 1: to calm us all down, and that takes so much

449
00:22:46,400 --> 00:22:48,639
Speaker 1: effort that I want her to put towards another album.

450
00:22:48,720 --> 00:22:51,399
Speaker 1: I would rather I benefit more from Taylor Swift writing

451
00:22:51,640 --> 00:22:55,919
Speaker 1: than her going oh my god, thank you, oh thank you.

452
00:22:55,920 --> 00:22:58,880
Speaker 1: You know, even though I love doing that when people cried,

453
00:22:58,920 --> 00:23:01,080
Speaker 1: never don't cry around me. I'm not complaining about it,

454
00:23:01,080 --> 00:23:03,360
Speaker 1: but I just know that it's you know, you've even

455
00:23:03,359 --> 00:23:04,959
Speaker 1: fans who have cried around me. You know what it's

456
00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:07,800
Speaker 1: like when someone cries around you, and maybe you're like,

457
00:23:07,920 --> 00:23:10,160
Speaker 1: even if it's happy tears, you're the reason they're crying.

458
00:23:10,200 --> 00:23:11,520
Speaker 1: You want to calm them and you want to make

459
00:23:11,560 --> 00:23:13,199
Speaker 1: them feel better, and it's a lot of energy. So

460
00:23:13,240 --> 00:23:14,920
Speaker 1: I do not want to meet Taylor Swift. I will

461
00:23:14,920 --> 00:23:20,000
Speaker 1: only um, you're getting married, and if I if I

462
00:23:20,080 --> 00:23:22,399
Speaker 1: disappoint her in some way or she disappoints me and

463
00:23:22,440 --> 00:23:26,680
Speaker 1: I can't listen to her views, it's done. I mean, Khaki,

464
00:23:26,760 --> 00:23:30,920
Speaker 1: my um boyfriend's sister had a bad interaction with Harry

465
00:23:30,920 --> 00:23:32,920
Speaker 1: Styles where she asked for a picture and he said no,

466
00:23:33,240 --> 00:23:35,240
Speaker 1: and she can't listen to his music anymore. It's she's

467
00:23:35,320 --> 00:23:38,400
Speaker 1: too like filled with like kind of mad. She's mad

468
00:23:38,400 --> 00:23:40,280
Speaker 1: that he said no. She had a bad interaction with him,

469
00:23:40,480 --> 00:23:42,480
Speaker 1: and I bet and I know exactly what that's like

470
00:23:42,520 --> 00:23:44,800
Speaker 1: because when I insulted Taylor Swift in that documentary, and

471
00:23:44,840 --> 00:23:46,520
Speaker 1: I knew she was mad at me about it because

472
00:23:46,520 --> 00:23:49,280
Speaker 1: of the documentary, like put you know, it was part

473
00:23:49,320 --> 00:23:51,760
Speaker 1: of a montage that was like this hurt Taylor's feelings.

474
00:23:52,520 --> 00:23:54,320
Speaker 1: I couldn't listen to her music all that week and

475
00:23:54,400 --> 00:23:57,000
Speaker 1: it was hell, So I will not. I don't want

476
00:23:57,000 --> 00:24:01,760
Speaker 1: to meet anyone who's entertainment. I rely on lot um.

477
00:24:01,800 --> 00:24:04,760
Speaker 1: So that's my fine answer. But yeah, I would be

478
00:24:04,800 --> 00:24:07,639
Speaker 1: like it would be like, um, you know, you know

479
00:24:07,640 --> 00:24:10,040
Speaker 1: when Elaine goes to that guy's side when he gets

480
00:24:10,119 --> 00:24:12,560
Speaker 1: hit that car and she's in line for the movies

481
00:24:12,600 --> 00:24:14,679
Speaker 1: to meet him there and she stays in line to

482
00:24:14,680 --> 00:24:17,720
Speaker 1: me by juju fruits and she goes to the hospital

483
00:24:18,119 --> 00:24:21,240
Speaker 1: and it's like, I was so sad when they told

484
00:24:21,280 --> 00:24:25,919
Speaker 1: me if she's like chewing these really uh what's the word?

485
00:24:26,040 --> 00:24:29,960
Speaker 1: Like just taught there? Like juju fruits were like work?

486
00:24:30,640 --> 00:24:35,640
Speaker 1: Did you ever have them? Takes one? Yes, very sticky.

487
00:24:35,760 --> 00:24:38,600
Speaker 1: It's a perfect candy for her to be like chomping

488
00:24:38,600 --> 00:24:41,920
Speaker 1: on when she's trying to be emotionally supportive and he's

489
00:24:41,960 --> 00:24:45,320
Speaker 1: like where if it was too quick, she wouldn't have

490
00:24:45,359 --> 00:24:49,399
Speaker 1: finished them. Yeah, yes, she's like the movie um, and

491
00:24:49,400 --> 00:24:50,840
Speaker 1: they were like, but I thought they told you when

492
00:24:50,840 --> 00:24:55,000
Speaker 1: you were in line, and she's like she like chokes

493
00:24:55,040 --> 00:25:00,280
Speaker 1: on it, Like yeah, I can see you mean like, like, so,

494
00:25:00,320 --> 00:25:02,800
Speaker 1: what song did you leave on? Like you found out

495
00:25:02,840 --> 00:25:05,119
Speaker 1: before the show? Yeah, but so how many songs did

496
00:25:05,160 --> 00:25:08,800
Speaker 1: you hear? Six or some? Yeah, it's like it's pretty late.

497
00:25:08,840 --> 00:25:10,760
Speaker 1: I think you watched the encore. It's like, no, no,

498
00:25:10,840 --> 00:25:18,160
Speaker 1: I didn't see the encore I left. Oh yeah. It's like, yeah,

499
00:25:18,160 --> 00:25:22,040
Speaker 1: I'm right. I'm updating set list dot fm or whatever

500
00:25:22,200 --> 00:25:25,560
Speaker 1: to like, well, they got it wrong her her second

501
00:25:25,680 --> 00:25:29,560
Speaker 1: encore was right for it. Mark, Wait, how did you

502
00:25:29,880 --> 00:25:34,240
Speaker 1: remember that if you weren't there? Um, Yeah, it's it's

503
00:25:34,240 --> 00:25:36,040
Speaker 1: gonna be fun. I can't wait to go. I'm a

504
00:25:36,040 --> 00:25:40,080
Speaker 1: little bit nervous though, because everyone's like I'm reading on Taylor.

505
00:25:40,520 --> 00:25:42,240
Speaker 1: I'm scared to even look into how to get tickets

506
00:25:42,240 --> 00:25:44,359
Speaker 1: because I'm so I know that I'm not going to

507
00:25:44,400 --> 00:25:45,800
Speaker 1: be one of the first. I'm not going to get

508
00:25:45,800 --> 00:25:47,320
Speaker 1: a good seat that way. I'm going to have to

509
00:25:47,359 --> 00:25:50,080
Speaker 1: like buy something off of stub Hub for tens of

510
00:25:50,119 --> 00:25:53,119
Speaker 1: thousands of dollars later, it's gonna be it's gonna be

511
00:25:53,119 --> 00:25:59,080
Speaker 1: an expensive year for old Dog from my credit card.

512
00:25:59,119 --> 00:26:04,760
Speaker 1: And they're doing pre sell Yeah. First skeptical, Yeah, I'm

513
00:26:04,760 --> 00:26:08,000
Speaker 1: skeptical of the no they they that's real. I heard

514
00:26:08,040 --> 00:26:11,440
Speaker 1: that's real. That sucks, man. I gotta get on this.

515
00:26:11,640 --> 00:26:14,399
Speaker 1: I gotta figure out how to get represented by her

516
00:26:14,440 --> 00:26:16,440
Speaker 1: agency or something like. I need an inn you know

517
00:26:16,480 --> 00:26:18,919
Speaker 1: what I mean, Like I need because the thing is,

518
00:26:19,359 --> 00:26:21,480
Speaker 1: I'm right. I'm gonna write my agent a manager and

519
00:26:21,520 --> 00:26:25,840
Speaker 1: be like, don't do what Taylor Swift because you know

520
00:26:26,080 --> 00:26:28,159
Speaker 1: LLC did to me, which is not give me a

521
00:26:28,200 --> 00:26:30,800
Speaker 1: care package even though I'm the number one celebrity who

522
00:26:31,240 --> 00:26:34,000
Speaker 1: likes her. Don't give this to your more famous clients

523
00:26:34,040 --> 00:26:36,280
Speaker 1: just because you think that you want to be in

524
00:26:36,320 --> 00:26:38,400
Speaker 1: good with them. You give it to someone who actually

525
00:26:38,480 --> 00:26:40,760
Speaker 1: is going to care about it more than those other clients.

526
00:26:40,800 --> 00:26:43,359
Speaker 1: Like I hope that they really do honor that because

527
00:26:43,359 --> 00:26:45,080
Speaker 1: I know they're going to get free tickets. I know

528
00:26:45,240 --> 00:26:47,919
Speaker 1: U t A is gonna get sent some stuff, no doubt,

529
00:26:48,400 --> 00:26:50,280
Speaker 1: and I want them to do what's right. I feel

530
00:26:50,280 --> 00:26:53,720
Speaker 1: like you should be getting because you do so much

531
00:26:53,760 --> 00:26:58,000
Speaker 1: press for her through this show. I gotta bribe a

532
00:26:58,040 --> 00:27:01,400
Speaker 1: nice camera. Oh, I would love to do. Um, it's

533
00:27:01,400 --> 00:27:03,399
Speaker 1: gonna be I can't I can't even imagine what the

534
00:27:03,440 --> 00:27:05,000
Speaker 1: set list is going to be. It's gonna be wild.

535
00:27:05,119 --> 00:27:07,840
Speaker 1: Are you and you and Brenda probably have plans to go, right.

536
00:27:08,480 --> 00:27:11,040
Speaker 1: Brenda doesn't want to go for sure. Yeah, I mean

537
00:27:11,080 --> 00:27:13,960
Speaker 1: she loves Taylor Swift. I mean she was It's it's

538
00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:17,320
Speaker 1: an addiction, for sure. I think she would miss her

539
00:27:17,359 --> 00:27:22,280
Speaker 1: brother's wedding for if I bought. Is he getting married?

540
00:27:23,320 --> 00:27:29,679
Speaker 1: Uh no, Yeah, we're going there for Christmas though, I'm

541
00:27:29,720 --> 00:27:34,440
Speaker 1: going to Michigan how long. Well, last time I was there,

542
00:27:34,480 --> 00:27:36,720
Speaker 1: her dad made fun of me for driving through a

543
00:27:37,440 --> 00:27:40,399
Speaker 1: I said it was a blizzard. Yeah, and he and

544
00:27:40,440 --> 00:27:42,800
Speaker 1: he claimed it wasn't a blizzard that I'm a little

545
00:27:42,840 --> 00:27:45,840
Speaker 1: bit but yeah, so I'm looking forward to it. It'll

546
00:27:45,880 --> 00:27:47,440
Speaker 1: be fun. No, I'm gonna go there for like five

547
00:27:47,520 --> 00:27:51,359
Speaker 1: days and um yeah it's in the middle nowhere. Yeah,

548
00:27:51,359 --> 00:27:54,040
Speaker 1: you know, I always get so nervous within laws. I

549
00:27:54,040 --> 00:27:57,719
Speaker 1: don't know. Well, I guess you're going to wreck. You're

550
00:27:57,760 --> 00:27:59,919
Speaker 1: gonna be shipping so much. And they're a little like

551
00:28:00,160 --> 00:28:04,800
Speaker 1: side bathroom's nervous, nervous. I don't know, I don't know.

552
00:28:04,880 --> 00:28:07,320
Speaker 1: I mean, like their approval doesn't like she they could

553
00:28:07,320 --> 00:28:09,000
Speaker 1: hate you and she would still love you, so like

554
00:28:09,080 --> 00:28:11,879
Speaker 1: you maybe focus on that, like it doesn't really matter

555
00:28:11,920 --> 00:28:16,360
Speaker 1: what they think. I know, I know, right, I'll be fine. Yeah,

556
00:28:16,359 --> 00:28:18,320
Speaker 1: I'll be fine. I just I think I overthink it

557
00:28:18,520 --> 00:28:20,880
Speaker 1: and at this point, no, we do enough face time

558
00:28:20,880 --> 00:28:23,000
Speaker 1: where I feel like I know them well. I think

559
00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:25,680
Speaker 1: the first is if Chris's family did not like me,

560
00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:27,720
Speaker 1: I think he'd have a hard time liking me. But

561
00:28:27,760 --> 00:28:30,920
Speaker 1: I feel like Brenna is like I could, It's fine

562
00:28:30,960 --> 00:28:33,600
Speaker 1: if they don't like you, I'll still like, you know,

563
00:28:33,720 --> 00:28:39,760
Speaker 1: she'd be like I agree. Yeah, She's like, are scared?

564
00:28:40,080 --> 00:28:42,880
Speaker 1: Like what have I called with your girlfriend's parents? Like

565
00:28:42,880 --> 00:28:44,640
Speaker 1: there should be a name for that, but like you know,

566
00:28:44,720 --> 00:28:49,080
Speaker 1: future in laws or whatever? Are you get nervous? I

567
00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:52,760
Speaker 1: thank god Chris has good ones that I like, actually

568
00:28:52,840 --> 00:28:55,200
Speaker 1: enjoy seeing, and thank god I have he always is

569
00:28:55,240 --> 00:28:58,920
Speaker 1: like I have never had a girlfriend with parents who

570
00:28:58,960 --> 00:29:01,360
Speaker 1: I actually want to see, who I want to hang

571
00:29:01,400 --> 00:29:03,800
Speaker 1: out with, who like I ask if they can come along,

572
00:29:03,880 --> 00:29:05,840
Speaker 1: like if they're going to be somewhere, like I'm going

573
00:29:05,920 --> 00:29:09,000
Speaker 1: to be there. It's so nice, because man, there are

574
00:29:09,040 --> 00:29:11,880
Speaker 1: some rough ones out there. I had a girlfriend, the

575
00:29:11,920 --> 00:29:15,280
Speaker 1: girlfriend in college I went and the only other girlfriend

576
00:29:15,280 --> 00:29:18,240
Speaker 1: you've had? No, no, no, there was one other one

577
00:29:18,320 --> 00:29:21,560
Speaker 1: for three months. Oh I know, I remember the other one. Yeah,

578
00:29:21,600 --> 00:29:26,080
Speaker 1: but she didn't uh you know whatever. So she she died.

579
00:29:26,840 --> 00:29:29,560
Speaker 1: Her parents are alive and the opposite I think reverse

580
00:29:29,920 --> 00:29:33,960
Speaker 1: cow girl cow o friend. So uh so I went

581
00:29:34,040 --> 00:29:37,360
Speaker 1: there and her uncle. She was a Catholic family, like

582
00:29:37,440 --> 00:29:40,200
Speaker 1: really Catholic, like strong Catholic family, and they didn't know

583
00:29:40,240 --> 00:29:43,520
Speaker 1: as Jewish, like we didn't bring it up, and um,

584
00:29:43,520 --> 00:29:47,000
Speaker 1: the uncle just started saying jew jokes at at dinner

585
00:29:49,160 --> 00:29:53,280
Speaker 1: and you, I bet you kept your mouth shut. Yeah,

586
00:29:53,320 --> 00:29:59,480
Speaker 1: I gave him ta yeah. Oh my god, that's so bad.

587
00:30:00,680 --> 00:30:03,520
Speaker 1: It was so bad. It was so uncomfortable, like the

588
00:30:03,920 --> 00:30:07,960
Speaker 1: Jewish No, I mean I was outnumbered. I would you

589
00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:10,960
Speaker 1: don't have June never says it in front? What would

590
00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:13,720
Speaker 1: you do now if that happened? Would you have the

591
00:30:13,760 --> 00:30:16,760
Speaker 1: balls you think to say something? I don't know part

592
00:30:16,800 --> 00:30:19,480
Speaker 1: of me like I think I'm just so conditioned to

593
00:30:19,560 --> 00:30:23,040
Speaker 1: laughing at it off. And like if once remember with

594
00:30:23,080 --> 00:30:27,560
Speaker 1: that security guard, Oh god, that guy was the worst.

595
00:30:27,680 --> 00:30:31,240
Speaker 1: We were in some Florida or somewhere in the security

596
00:30:31,240 --> 00:30:34,280
Speaker 1: guard like I just wanted to chat us up and

597
00:30:34,280 --> 00:30:36,280
Speaker 1: he got to just be too close to us. Like

598
00:30:36,360 --> 00:30:38,600
Speaker 1: that's the problem. Like sometimes security guards like don't have

599
00:30:38,600 --> 00:30:40,760
Speaker 1: good boundaries, and they take advantage of being the one

600
00:30:40,840 --> 00:30:43,480
Speaker 1: that gets to be near you, and then they're the

601
00:30:43,480 --> 00:30:45,560
Speaker 1: one that you're like, can I have someone to protect

602
00:30:45,600 --> 00:30:49,360
Speaker 1: me from you? Can I have a a you know,

603
00:30:49,480 --> 00:30:53,560
Speaker 1: a mentally unstable guy with a gun like a fan.

604
00:30:54,120 --> 00:30:57,920
Speaker 1: Yea from you? I feel closer to someone who sent

605
00:30:58,000 --> 00:31:01,240
Speaker 1: me like Barbie Doll soaked in blood with like my

606
00:31:01,440 --> 00:31:04,640
Speaker 1: name written on their heads. Then you right now, sir,

607
00:31:05,040 --> 00:31:07,680
Speaker 1: you're that guy in a security shirt, Like that's the

608
00:31:07,760 --> 00:31:10,720
Speaker 1: only you got a power track. You couldn't even become

609
00:31:10,760 --> 00:31:13,000
Speaker 1: a real cop. It's like this is your thing, like

610
00:31:13,080 --> 00:31:15,360
Speaker 1: no offense and security guards. I love security guards. Shout

611
00:31:15,400 --> 00:31:18,320
Speaker 1: out to Steve the security guard from comedy Seller who

612
00:31:18,320 --> 00:31:21,200
Speaker 1: died um this week. He was one of the gentlest,

613
00:31:21,200 --> 00:31:23,120
Speaker 1: most awesome people. So I love security guards. This is

614
00:31:23,120 --> 00:31:25,000
Speaker 1: not shooting on all of them. But this guy sucked

615
00:31:25,200 --> 00:31:29,000
Speaker 1: and he was making so many um he was just

616
00:31:29,160 --> 00:31:32,560
Speaker 1: and he knew you were Jewish too, right. They're so

617
00:31:32,600 --> 00:31:34,680
Speaker 1: hacky to like that. That's the thing. If it's like

618
00:31:35,120 --> 00:31:37,360
Speaker 1: a good Jewish joke that I haven't heard or doesn't

619
00:31:37,360 --> 00:31:40,440
Speaker 1: feel like a stereotype, I'm like nice, like that's funny.

620
00:31:40,480 --> 00:31:42,880
Speaker 1: But if it's just like you don't have the nose

621
00:31:42,920 --> 00:31:45,240
Speaker 1: of a jew. I'm like, okay, that's what he said.

622
00:31:45,680 --> 00:31:48,200
Speaker 1: And I'm sitting there eating my salad, just stuffing, and

623
00:31:48,240 --> 00:31:50,479
Speaker 1: I'm so mad that he's even in there, because I'm like,

624
00:31:50,840 --> 00:31:52,200
Speaker 1: this is the one I just got done with the

625
00:31:52,240 --> 00:31:54,080
Speaker 1: meat and greed. I had two shows this. I don't

626
00:31:54,080 --> 00:31:55,800
Speaker 1: want to talk to anyone else I want to talk

627
00:31:55,840 --> 00:31:57,960
Speaker 1: to I want to sit in silence with Andrew while

628
00:31:58,000 --> 00:32:01,560
Speaker 1: he's on his phone, and you know, I want to

629
00:32:01,600 --> 00:32:04,120
Speaker 1: just eat my salad and like, I still remember this.

630
00:32:04,320 --> 00:32:06,800
Speaker 1: That was such a like traumatic moment for me as well.

631
00:32:06,800 --> 00:32:09,600
Speaker 1: I'm not trying to be like I was, but I remember,

632
00:32:09,720 --> 00:32:12,960
Speaker 1: like the stabbing the cucumbers, Like I remember what the sound.

633
00:32:13,040 --> 00:32:15,000
Speaker 1: I never remember what a sound looks like. But I

634
00:32:15,040 --> 00:32:19,240
Speaker 1: was so fucking angry that this guy was being an

635
00:32:19,280 --> 00:32:21,959
Speaker 1: asshole to you and like saying jokes, and I mean,

636
00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:23,640
Speaker 1: I don't know why I didn't say something, but I

637
00:32:23,720 --> 00:32:25,400
Speaker 1: think I was. I think I just kept making face.

638
00:32:25,520 --> 00:32:27,160
Speaker 1: I was far enough away that I wasn't in the

639
00:32:27,200 --> 00:32:30,480
Speaker 1: conversation and I didn't want to get in it, but

640
00:32:30,520 --> 00:32:33,240
Speaker 1: he was talking loudly enough so that I could hear like, oh,

641
00:32:33,280 --> 00:32:36,360
Speaker 1: I'm funny too, Oh he was was. He had a

642
00:32:36,360 --> 00:32:38,480
Speaker 1: whole It wasn't just Jewish stuff. He had a thing

643
00:32:38,520 --> 00:32:43,000
Speaker 1: about um the Russian his nurse and he had to

644
00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:45,360
Speaker 1: have his like his groin shaved, and he's like, I

645
00:32:45,480 --> 00:32:47,680
Speaker 1: was hard, but was I? But you know it was

646
00:32:47,720 --> 00:32:50,800
Speaker 1: something about getting hard while the nurse was like shaving

647
00:32:50,840 --> 00:32:53,040
Speaker 1: his balls. And he's like, and I was because she was.

648
00:32:53,840 --> 00:32:56,959
Speaker 1: She was fucking hot. It's like that that attitude of

649
00:32:57,040 --> 00:32:59,719
Speaker 1: just like I would I would have her if I

650
00:32:59,760 --> 00:33:02,600
Speaker 1: was if I was younger and stronger, like like just

651
00:33:02,680 --> 00:33:07,000
Speaker 1: that like machismo alpha ship just like just turns me

652
00:33:07,040 --> 00:33:09,400
Speaker 1: off because they think that's what I would like because

653
00:33:09,400 --> 00:33:13,440
Speaker 1: I guess my jokes are a little like are like

654
00:33:13,440 --> 00:33:16,240
Speaker 1: like dirty or whatever, so they think that's what you're

655
00:33:16,280 --> 00:33:20,080
Speaker 1: like into you're saying around me too, because my jokes

656
00:33:20,080 --> 00:33:22,720
Speaker 1: are dirty. So he thinks that we love to hear

657
00:33:22,840 --> 00:33:26,400
Speaker 1: about times he's like date raped and how we're just

658
00:33:26,440 --> 00:33:29,200
Speaker 1: gonna be like, oh that's hilarious. Tell us more like,

659
00:33:29,360 --> 00:33:31,800
Speaker 1: you can get people admit some really heinous things they've

660
00:33:31,840 --> 00:33:35,680
Speaker 1: done just by being like because people who do heinous

661
00:33:35,680 --> 00:33:38,080
Speaker 1: things are usually stupid. You know what I'm saying, like,

662
00:33:38,800 --> 00:33:41,200
Speaker 1: this is the point I make about pedophiles on stage.

663
00:33:41,240 --> 00:33:43,880
Speaker 1: I'm like, people always go, oh, my male babysitter wouldn't

664
00:33:43,880 --> 00:33:46,040
Speaker 1: be a pedophile, Like that would be so obvious. They're

665
00:33:46,080 --> 00:33:49,800
Speaker 1: smarter than that. It's like, no, they're not. They're idiots.

666
00:33:49,840 --> 00:33:53,719
Speaker 1: They operate in very very obvious ways. Don't think that

667
00:33:53,760 --> 00:33:56,200
Speaker 1: like pedophiles are always like very sneaky. They are a

668
00:33:56,280 --> 00:33:57,760
Speaker 1: lot of times, but a lot of times they are

669
00:33:57,800 --> 00:34:01,000
Speaker 1: just the most obvious people Like if you get a

670
00:34:01,040 --> 00:34:04,240
Speaker 1: spidy sense and go, oh, he has the Dahmer glasses,

671
00:34:04,280 --> 00:34:06,640
Speaker 1: he has the white minivan, Like, don't be like he

672
00:34:06,680 --> 00:34:09,080
Speaker 1: would he would never do that's so obvious. Why would

673
00:34:08,920 --> 00:34:12,800
Speaker 1: He's obviously not one? No, he probably is. These guys,

674
00:34:12,800 --> 00:34:16,280
Speaker 1: are they? They gravitate towards a certain you know, Warby

675
00:34:16,320 --> 00:34:20,480
Speaker 1: Parker frame. I mean, imagine imagine being a guy that

676
00:34:21,200 --> 00:34:23,319
Speaker 1: is like I'm going to get the white van, Like

677
00:34:23,480 --> 00:34:26,400
Speaker 1: he leans in like like he knows that stereotypes out there,

678
00:34:26,400 --> 00:34:29,920
Speaker 1: but he's still buying the van. So obviously because people go, no,

679
00:34:30,200 --> 00:34:33,640
Speaker 1: not him, not the guy with the wood for windows.

680
00:34:33,840 --> 00:34:38,400
Speaker 1: Not his mouth is always wet, who was always like

681
00:34:38,400 --> 00:34:41,439
Speaker 1: doing this with his fingers just like twiddling them back

682
00:34:41,480 --> 00:34:44,520
Speaker 1: and forth and licking his lips and has put the

683
00:34:44,600 --> 00:34:48,239
Speaker 1: eyes and dated you know, but Nikki, he never put

684
00:34:48,280 --> 00:34:53,080
Speaker 1: a rubber nose and a mustache on. Yeah. Yeah, I

685
00:34:53,120 --> 00:34:54,560
Speaker 1: just want to say one thing before we get to

686
00:34:54,600 --> 00:34:59,600
Speaker 1: the news, because I'm obsessed with this Korean crowd crush

687
00:35:00,160 --> 00:35:04,919
Speaker 1: that sounds to there's too many game. Yeah, I don't

688
00:35:04,960 --> 00:35:09,120
Speaker 1: like it. I don't like the way crowd crush. Oh

689
00:35:09,160 --> 00:35:13,799
Speaker 1: my god, it totally does crowd crush. Um, but it is.

690
00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:15,840
Speaker 1: I'm obsessed with it in a way that's like the

691
00:35:15,880 --> 00:35:18,640
Speaker 1: morbid obsession. And I'm so scared of it. I'm always

692
00:35:18,640 --> 00:35:21,520
Speaker 1: scared of crowds anyway. Um, but I learned last night

693
00:35:21,560 --> 00:35:23,440
Speaker 1: how to survive one if you're ever in it, because

694
00:35:23,440 --> 00:35:25,319
Speaker 1: every one of us is going to find ourselves in

695
00:35:25,320 --> 00:35:27,200
Speaker 1: a crowd situation where it could happen. And I know

696
00:35:27,239 --> 00:35:30,040
Speaker 1: you're like, well, I don't. I don't hang out at

697
00:35:30,440 --> 00:35:35,640
Speaker 1: you know, uh, go to Mary, go to um, go

698
00:35:35,800 --> 00:35:38,759
Speaker 1: to a concert, go to a Taylor Swift show. I mean, like,

699
00:35:39,040 --> 00:35:41,280
Speaker 1: if if there's a fire that breaks out, or someone

700
00:35:41,280 --> 00:35:44,400
Speaker 1: has a gun, God forbid, or something happens and everyone

701
00:35:44,520 --> 00:35:47,280
Speaker 1: runs for the exits. The thing is that the exits

702
00:35:47,400 --> 00:35:50,000
Speaker 1: people people are running through them so fast and it

703
00:35:50,040 --> 00:35:52,840
Speaker 1: gets so condensed that the exit gets blocked by bodies.

704
00:35:52,880 --> 00:35:54,799
Speaker 1: People can't squeeze through the door, and so the door

705
00:35:54,840 --> 00:35:57,400
Speaker 1: becomes a wall. And then people just keep from the

706
00:35:57,400 --> 00:35:59,040
Speaker 1: back because at the back of a crowd crush, it

707
00:35:59,120 --> 00:36:01,480
Speaker 1: is very there's a lot space and you can't it's

708
00:36:01,520 --> 00:36:04,000
Speaker 1: so loud generally that you can't hear how much is

709
00:36:04,040 --> 00:36:06,400
Speaker 1: going on the front, and it becomes like two tons

710
00:36:06,440 --> 00:36:10,600
Speaker 1: of pressure very quickly in these situations. So but I

711
00:36:10,640 --> 00:36:12,879
Speaker 1: watched the video lesson because I've been searching for like

712
00:36:12,920 --> 00:36:17,799
Speaker 1: what do you do? Can you it started? But it

713
00:36:17,840 --> 00:36:20,040
Speaker 1: doesn't need a start reason. It just people wanted to

714
00:36:20,040 --> 00:36:22,719
Speaker 1: get somewhere. And it's like a couple of people in

715
00:36:22,719 --> 00:36:25,840
Speaker 1: the back pushing going like because they have room, and

716
00:36:25,880 --> 00:36:28,399
Speaker 1: then you don't know that a hundred feet in front

717
00:36:28,440 --> 00:36:32,040
Speaker 1: of you people are being pancakes a concerts like go

718
00:36:32,080 --> 00:36:33,640
Speaker 1: in the front room. I don't know how you do it,

719
00:36:33,719 --> 00:36:35,960
Speaker 1: Like they're like pushed against defense. But anyway, so yeah,

720
00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:37,600
Speaker 1: so how do you get out of it? So the

721
00:36:37,600 --> 00:36:39,880
Speaker 1: best thing to do is to walk with your hands

722
00:36:39,960 --> 00:36:42,479
Speaker 1: up like almost like you're in a boxing ring, right,

723
00:36:42,719 --> 00:36:46,080
Speaker 1: because if you do and end up getting pushed and crunched,

724
00:36:46,400 --> 00:36:50,160
Speaker 1: you are protecting your lungs with this space that your

725
00:36:50,280 --> 00:36:52,879
Speaker 1: arms are creating. So your arms probably break and yeah,

726
00:36:52,920 --> 00:36:55,920
Speaker 1: but at least they'll have that that And then another

727
00:36:55,960 --> 00:36:59,480
Speaker 1: way thing is um stand with your feet like almost

728
00:36:59,480 --> 00:37:02,600
Speaker 1: like your like have. Don't just walk with like you're

729
00:37:02,600 --> 00:37:04,520
Speaker 1: not gonna really have a choice to like walk. But

730
00:37:04,560 --> 00:37:06,360
Speaker 1: if someone falls in front of you, then you're fucked

731
00:37:06,360 --> 00:37:09,040
Speaker 1: because you're against a wall. The person in front of

732
00:37:09,080 --> 00:37:11,080
Speaker 1: you as a wall. If they fall, you're going down

733
00:37:11,080 --> 00:37:13,320
Speaker 1: to It's like dominoes. You're gonna be pushed in them.

734
00:37:13,400 --> 00:37:15,279
Speaker 1: So if you have a stance where it's like you

735
00:37:15,280 --> 00:37:16,640
Speaker 1: have one ft in front of the other, you have

736
00:37:16,680 --> 00:37:19,160
Speaker 1: a chance of standing up a little bit better. But

737
00:37:19,200 --> 00:37:21,719
Speaker 1: if you are, god forbid, pushed to the ground in

738
00:37:21,760 --> 00:37:24,200
Speaker 1: a crowd crush, the best they get to do is

739
00:37:24,200 --> 00:37:26,560
Speaker 1: not laying your stomach, not lay on your back, is

740
00:37:26,600 --> 00:37:29,839
Speaker 1: to get into a fetal position on your side, and

741
00:37:30,080 --> 00:37:32,600
Speaker 1: it will protect your you know, your heart and lungs

742
00:37:32,680 --> 00:37:35,840
Speaker 1: and those organs that are going to be trampled and suffocated.

743
00:37:35,920 --> 00:37:38,239
Speaker 1: So I felt so good reading that last night. I

744
00:37:38,320 --> 00:37:40,200
Speaker 1: was like, because I told Chris, I'm like, we you

745
00:37:40,320 --> 00:37:43,040
Speaker 1: got to stay out a crowd's like this is the serious,

746
00:37:43,120 --> 00:37:45,279
Speaker 1: Like this is the worst way to die. These people

747
00:37:45,280 --> 00:37:47,440
Speaker 1: do not die. It's they keep calling it a stampede.

748
00:37:47,520 --> 00:37:50,839
Speaker 1: Is not a stampede. They don't get stomped onto death.

749
00:37:50,880 --> 00:37:53,920
Speaker 1: They're not like their bones aren't broken. It's like they

750
00:37:54,120 --> 00:37:57,120
Speaker 1: get suffocated, like they can't there. Your lungs get pushed

751
00:37:57,120 --> 00:37:59,600
Speaker 1: in so much there's no way way for your lungs

752
00:37:59,640 --> 00:38:01,879
Speaker 1: to exp and, and they die horrible nous. I don't

753
00:38:01,880 --> 00:38:03,480
Speaker 1: know if you guys saw any of the footage from that.

754
00:38:03,560 --> 00:38:07,960
Speaker 1: It was fucking insane. Like I've never seen so many

755
00:38:07,960 --> 00:38:11,680
Speaker 1: people getting CPR. It's just like it's like was dozens

756
00:38:11,680 --> 00:38:15,240
Speaker 1: of people just going. And I also know from CPR

757
00:38:15,640 --> 00:38:18,600
Speaker 1: chest compressions. This is another good thing to know when

758
00:38:18,640 --> 00:38:21,200
Speaker 1: you're giving chest compressions. Do not bend the elbow. It

759
00:38:21,280 --> 00:38:24,880
Speaker 1: is a very hard compression. Keep it um, keep it

760
00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:28,320
Speaker 1: very your arms straight. And the speed at which you

761
00:38:28,320 --> 00:38:30,919
Speaker 1: should do it is the song stay in Alive, Stay

762
00:38:30,920 --> 00:38:37,600
Speaker 1: in alive, stay in love. Yeah, I thought that was good. Um,

763
00:38:37,760 --> 00:38:40,680
Speaker 1: So those are your helpful hints for today. Let's get

764
00:38:40,719 --> 00:38:49,759
Speaker 1: to the news. Oh it's Thursday, folks, you know what

765
00:38:49,800 --> 00:38:51,919
Speaker 1: it means. It is Thursday. It's the end of the week.

766
00:38:51,960 --> 00:38:53,359
Speaker 1: But that doesn't mean it has to be the end

767
00:38:53,360 --> 00:38:55,520
Speaker 1: of your life. Just make sure you put your arms

768
00:38:55,520 --> 00:38:57,719
Speaker 1: above your chest and be okay out there. I am

769
00:38:57,840 --> 00:39:00,400
Speaker 1: never going to put my arms down in a crowd

770
00:39:00,520 --> 00:39:04,040
Speaker 1: ever again. I'm so glad to have this little tool

771
00:39:04,200 --> 00:39:08,640
Speaker 1: that might keep me alive because I'm fucking and and

772
00:39:08,719 --> 00:39:11,200
Speaker 1: you get pushed, you don't have a choice, Like, no,

773
00:39:11,280 --> 00:39:14,879
Speaker 1: it's like this, there's no there's no choice, it said.

774
00:39:14,920 --> 00:39:16,520
Speaker 1: That's like it's like being in a river. You're just

775
00:39:16,520 --> 00:39:19,000
Speaker 1: swept away by a current. You have no autonomy over

776
00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:22,399
Speaker 1: your body anymore. It is so scary, So stay stay

777
00:39:22,480 --> 00:39:25,000
Speaker 1: out there and keep your arms up. In my junior

778
00:39:25,080 --> 00:39:27,239
Speaker 1: high school, like in the hallway, there was some kind

779
00:39:27,239 --> 00:39:29,640
Speaker 1: of like stampede and I like, I got caught in

780
00:39:29,719 --> 00:39:33,480
Speaker 1: that and I literally elevated and was carried by just

781
00:39:33,560 --> 00:39:38,480
Speaker 1: other bodies. It was crazy. Oh my god, it's so scary.

782
00:39:38,600 --> 00:39:41,400
Speaker 1: I'm so glad you're okay, like you sky stir if

783
00:39:41,440 --> 00:39:44,600
Speaker 1: you're like it was actually pretty fun like crowd. I

784
00:39:44,640 --> 00:39:46,279
Speaker 1: don't think i'll ever be in a crowd. Again, I

785
00:39:46,320 --> 00:39:48,640
Speaker 1: think this really like this needed to happen for me

786
00:39:48,719 --> 00:39:51,000
Speaker 1: to like wake up and go. My mom went to

787
00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:52,920
Speaker 1: the Hoo concert in the seventies where a bunch of

788
00:39:52,960 --> 00:39:57,600
Speaker 1: people died. Um she was there, but like so I

789
00:39:57,640 --> 00:39:59,560
Speaker 1: always knew about these things, even as a kid. My

790
00:39:59,560 --> 00:40:03,000
Speaker 1: mom would be the Who concert two or whatever it

791
00:40:03,080 --> 00:40:05,640
Speaker 1: was seven people died, I think. And this was a

792
00:40:05,719 --> 00:40:08,040
Speaker 1: hundred and fifty I mean, and these were all people

793
00:40:08,040 --> 00:40:11,840
Speaker 1: in their twenties and costumes. It was so sad. What

794
00:40:12,080 --> 00:40:15,920
Speaker 1: Andrew No, No, I just like I didn't want to go.

795
00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:18,200
Speaker 1: There was that costume contest right by our house, and

796
00:40:18,200 --> 00:40:20,160
Speaker 1: I was like, this is what we'll get shot up?

797
00:40:20,200 --> 00:40:22,680
Speaker 1: Like I had that thought, which sucks to have that thought,

798
00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:25,279
Speaker 1: and that's what they want. I don't know. I was

799
00:40:25,320 --> 00:40:28,919
Speaker 1: thinking about, Yeah, like one person gets angry, one person

800
00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:31,000
Speaker 1: gets shot. Like that's what just happened. Did you see

801
00:40:31,040 --> 00:40:35,040
Speaker 1: the rapper that just got killed? Amigos rapper? What does mean?

802
00:40:36,920 --> 00:40:40,440
Speaker 1: Maybe it's short for friends amigos. Oh, so they're like, all,

803
00:40:40,600 --> 00:40:46,600
Speaker 1: is it like a label because I rappers? It's three rappers?

804
00:40:46,600 --> 00:40:49,640
Speaker 1: No way. I'm so embarrassed. I thought Meges was a

805
00:40:49,719 --> 00:40:54,560
Speaker 1: person his name was taf which is right. I thought

806
00:40:54,560 --> 00:40:58,879
Speaker 1: it was such a cool name. And Quavo Quavo, Okay,

807
00:40:58,880 --> 00:41:01,439
Speaker 1: I know Quevo because he was on a Justin Bieber song.

808
00:41:01,480 --> 00:41:04,759
Speaker 1: I like saying it was his uncle and they're only

809
00:41:04,800 --> 00:41:08,240
Speaker 1: three years apart, but like it's just oh, his nephew,

810
00:41:08,280 --> 00:41:09,960
Speaker 1: and it's like, I don't know, it's weird too, but

811
00:41:10,120 --> 00:41:12,400
Speaker 1: any like that was the headline like over and over again.

812
00:41:12,400 --> 00:41:15,000
Speaker 1: But yeah, I know the guy was just in a crowd.

813
00:41:15,080 --> 00:41:17,920
Speaker 1: They were arguing and he wasn't even in the middle

814
00:41:17,960 --> 00:41:19,759
Speaker 1: of it. Just get shot, you know what. I don't know,

815
00:41:19,800 --> 00:41:22,960
Speaker 1: like everyone has a gun now, it's just wild. I

816
00:41:23,040 --> 00:41:25,640
Speaker 1: just that's how I feel like. That's what that Any

817
00:41:25,680 --> 00:41:27,759
Speaker 1: big crowd that isn't like a kind of like they

818
00:41:27,760 --> 00:41:29,600
Speaker 1: don't check you at the door. It just feels like

819
00:41:29,640 --> 00:41:32,279
Speaker 1: open to anyone. I don't want to funk with right now.

820
00:41:32,360 --> 00:41:34,200
Speaker 1: I just feel like I went to the I was

821
00:41:34,239 --> 00:41:38,160
Speaker 1: at the South Dakota um Airport and they were it

822
00:41:38,280 --> 00:41:40,399
Speaker 1: was hunting season out there, so there's all like there

823
00:41:40,480 --> 00:41:42,799
Speaker 1: there's a line to check like oversized bags, and there

824
00:41:42,880 --> 00:41:46,200
Speaker 1: was checking a couple of guys checking guns and they're

825
00:41:46,200 --> 00:41:48,480
Speaker 1: searching the gun bags, and I go, what are they

826
00:41:48,640 --> 00:41:56,319
Speaker 1: searching for? It's a gun. Hey, sorry, you can't bring

827
00:41:56,360 --> 00:41:59,239
Speaker 1: on your hair gel. You gotta finish that. But um,

828
00:41:59,280 --> 00:42:02,439
Speaker 1: this fucking machine gun that you And by the way,

829
00:42:02,520 --> 00:42:05,000
Speaker 1: like I don't I don't know judgment on actually, yes,

830
00:42:05,080 --> 00:42:08,319
Speaker 1: judgment on hunters. I think it is so to hunt.

831
00:42:08,360 --> 00:42:09,960
Speaker 1: I listen to these guys on my plane the other

832
00:42:10,040 --> 00:42:13,480
Speaker 1: night and they were talking about hunting deer and grouse,

833
00:42:13,560 --> 00:42:15,879
Speaker 1: and I'm like, if you have, like use a bow

834
00:42:15,920 --> 00:42:18,400
Speaker 1: and arrow, cool, If you use a fucking knife and

835
00:42:18,440 --> 00:42:21,200
Speaker 1: attack it with your own hand and body, fine, But

836
00:42:21,360 --> 00:42:24,000
Speaker 1: why do you think it's cool to like stalk an

837
00:42:24,040 --> 00:42:26,560
Speaker 1: animal all day and then use a gun to kill it?

838
00:42:26,600 --> 00:42:29,960
Speaker 1: Like why what pride is there in that? I don't

839
00:42:30,040 --> 00:42:32,600
Speaker 1: get it. Explain it to me. I don't get it.

840
00:42:32,640 --> 00:42:35,719
Speaker 1: Like you you are a bully. You're using this thing,

841
00:42:35,840 --> 00:42:38,960
Speaker 1: an automatic weapon to kill an animal, Like you don't

842
00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:40,640
Speaker 1: need it. You can go to the grocery store. I

843
00:42:40,680 --> 00:42:42,320
Speaker 1: get it that. It's like your grandpa taught you to

844
00:42:42,360 --> 00:42:44,120
Speaker 1: do it, and it's quiet out there, and you like

845
00:42:44,200 --> 00:42:48,600
Speaker 1: some of them do buck hunter at the bar. No,

846
00:42:48,719 --> 00:42:52,040
Speaker 1: they don't. They don't need it for food though, Like Okay, yes,

847
00:42:52,120 --> 00:42:56,000
Speaker 1: so you use for food food, that's what I don't

848
00:42:56,040 --> 00:42:59,440
Speaker 1: believe that people. Most people who hunt need that the

849
00:42:59,520 --> 00:43:02,120
Speaker 1: answers are for these I'm not saying it's my answers.

850
00:43:02,760 --> 00:43:05,000
Speaker 1: It's like a sport. It's a sort well not just

851
00:43:05,080 --> 00:43:07,640
Speaker 1: that that that one. They think the animal if they

852
00:43:07,719 --> 00:43:09,480
Speaker 1: kill it at four or five, it's only gonna live

853
00:43:09,520 --> 00:43:12,520
Speaker 1: to eight or eight or nine anyways of natural causes, right,

854
00:43:12,719 --> 00:43:14,879
Speaker 1: and then if it dies in the wild, it's gonna

855
00:43:14,880 --> 00:43:17,279
Speaker 1: get killed by a bear in a way worse way.

856
00:43:17,320 --> 00:43:18,960
Speaker 1: This is how they justify it, in a way worse

857
00:43:19,040 --> 00:43:22,239
Speaker 1: way than getting shot. And then the food aspect that

858
00:43:22,520 --> 00:43:26,520
Speaker 1: it's actually better than like farm food because you know whatever,

859
00:43:26,600 --> 00:43:28,680
Speaker 1: like the fucking where they chop them up and like

860
00:43:28,760 --> 00:43:31,560
Speaker 1: fucking just cut their necks and then they have food

861
00:43:31,560 --> 00:43:33,400
Speaker 1: for a year and they put in a freezer. So

862
00:43:33,480 --> 00:43:38,680
Speaker 1: that's all that. And then there's over population of deer

863
00:43:38,760 --> 00:43:40,840
Speaker 1: and then they end up getting hit by cars or

864
00:43:40,880 --> 00:43:44,319
Speaker 1: trucks and they just center point to Okay, I'm kind

865
00:43:44,320 --> 00:43:46,200
Speaker 1: of on board. I just don't know that i'd feel

866
00:43:46,280 --> 00:43:48,160
Speaker 1: like a man about it if I killed a deer

867
00:43:48,200 --> 00:43:51,920
Speaker 1: with a gun, Like it doesn't impress me It's like

868
00:43:51,960 --> 00:43:54,440
Speaker 1: I've been on a farm or a ranch and they

869
00:43:54,480 --> 00:43:57,560
Speaker 1: go out losing listeners by the droves because I know

870
00:43:57,640 --> 00:44:01,759
Speaker 1: hunting is more popular swept they feed them. This is

871
00:44:01,800 --> 00:44:04,480
Speaker 1: like you they're your they're your friends, and then you

872
00:44:04,520 --> 00:44:07,160
Speaker 1: shoot them. Like that's how it feels out on these ranches,

873
00:44:07,239 --> 00:44:09,759
Speaker 1: Like they're not afraid of humans because they grow up

874
00:44:10,360 --> 00:44:12,640
Speaker 1: getting fed by humans and then they're like, oh, let's

875
00:44:12,640 --> 00:44:14,480
Speaker 1: go shoot them. It's like, why the funk are you?

876
00:44:14,680 --> 00:44:16,719
Speaker 1: I get it if you're like fighting, like shooting like

877
00:44:16,920 --> 00:44:19,520
Speaker 1: a grizzly bear in Alaska? What do you think a

878
00:44:19,520 --> 00:44:23,200
Speaker 1: animal farming is? Like people like the cow gets milked

879
00:44:23,239 --> 00:44:25,520
Speaker 1: and it's like so treated and everyone loves it. It

880
00:44:25,680 --> 00:44:27,799
Speaker 1: names it Like. I was just listening to a Sam

881
00:44:27,800 --> 00:44:32,520
Speaker 1: Harris podcast and there's like a there's a philosopher like

882
00:44:32,520 --> 00:44:35,600
Speaker 1: like one of these philosophy questions, like these like profound

883
00:44:35,719 --> 00:44:38,359
Speaker 1: questions of like you know the trolley problem where it's

884
00:44:38,400 --> 00:44:41,360
Speaker 1: like five people you're on a trolley and there's a

885
00:44:41,360 --> 00:44:44,160
Speaker 1: guy on the tracks and you can um or the

886
00:44:44,239 --> 00:44:47,960
Speaker 1: the organ the organ one is good, so um one

887
00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:52,040
Speaker 1: guy who's like a young bright like doctor like future

888
00:44:52,080 --> 00:44:55,280
Speaker 1: doctor could cure cancer and needs a new organ, Um,

889
00:44:55,320 --> 00:44:58,400
Speaker 1: do you kill this other person that doesn't really need it?

890
00:44:58,440 --> 00:45:00,279
Speaker 1: It was like a person to give it to him.

891
00:45:00,320 --> 00:45:03,000
Speaker 1: And it's like that's kind of the quandary. But like

892
00:45:03,160 --> 00:45:06,040
Speaker 1: there's another one that's like the turkey problem or something,

893
00:45:06,040 --> 00:45:08,280
Speaker 1: and it's like this turkey grows up its whole life

894
00:45:08,320 --> 00:45:11,960
Speaker 1: having everyone pet it, and it's nurtured and it's said,

895
00:45:12,040 --> 00:45:14,680
Speaker 1: and it's kept warm, and this family loves it. And

896
00:45:14,719 --> 00:45:19,600
Speaker 1: then one Wednesday night in November, all of a sudden

897
00:45:19,760 --> 00:45:22,200
Speaker 1: they grab it and fucking chop its head off. And

898
00:45:22,239 --> 00:45:25,600
Speaker 1: it's like wait what so it is like this, I

899
00:45:25,680 --> 00:45:29,640
Speaker 1: get that. In Florida, they raise hogs until they're about

900
00:45:31,320 --> 00:45:33,799
Speaker 1: pounds and it's the family pet. They name it. They're

901
00:45:33,840 --> 00:45:36,040
Speaker 1: like the kids and it's it's a way to teach

902
00:45:36,200 --> 00:45:38,960
Speaker 1: how they how they spin it or whatever. They it's

903
00:45:38,960 --> 00:45:41,480
Speaker 1: a way to teach the kids about death and and

904
00:45:41,520 --> 00:45:45,319
Speaker 1: that we all die and it's okay and like and

905
00:45:45,320 --> 00:45:47,359
Speaker 1: and now we're eating it, and he this is what

906
00:45:47,400 --> 00:45:49,239
Speaker 1: he would have wanted. He would have wanted you to

907
00:45:49,320 --> 00:45:51,440
Speaker 1: eat it, like you have to. You have to do that.

908
00:45:51,520 --> 00:45:53,400
Speaker 1: You if to kill animals, you have to get to

909
00:45:53,440 --> 00:45:55,480
Speaker 1: a place of like this thing doesn't matter, and I'm

910
00:45:55,480 --> 00:45:57,920
Speaker 1: doing a leslie. You have to, um, I do this.

911
00:45:58,000 --> 00:46:00,719
Speaker 1: Some things in my life compartmentalized, like eating, you know,

912
00:46:00,800 --> 00:46:03,520
Speaker 1: drinking from plastic containers, thinking oh well, this one's not

913
00:46:03,560 --> 00:46:06,080
Speaker 1: going to set it over the you know, just doing

914
00:46:06,120 --> 00:46:08,520
Speaker 1: things that you have to. You have to create little

915
00:46:08,520 --> 00:46:11,360
Speaker 1: things in your brain that make it feel okay. But

916
00:46:11,600 --> 00:46:13,480
Speaker 1: if you were a turkey, would you wouldn't want to die.

917
00:46:13,560 --> 00:46:15,279
Speaker 1: If you were a deer, you'd probably want to risk

918
00:46:15,320 --> 00:46:18,040
Speaker 1: dying of natural causes. But then being shot in the ass.

919
00:46:18,520 --> 00:46:22,439
Speaker 1: And I'm not worry about getting I'm just worried about

920
00:46:22,440 --> 00:46:26,960
Speaker 1: these these when a when adult deer gets shot, I'm

921
00:46:27,000 --> 00:46:29,000
Speaker 1: not a sad for the adult deer. I'm worried about

922
00:46:29,080 --> 00:46:31,839
Speaker 1: their possible little kids that are waiting back at the

923
00:46:31,880 --> 00:46:34,600
Speaker 1: nest for their mom that never returns. I'm I'm thinking

924
00:46:34,640 --> 00:46:36,920
Speaker 1: about the bambes. That's really what I think about. And

925
00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:41,280
Speaker 1: unless you can prove that that Buck is a childless comedian,

926
00:46:42,120 --> 00:46:47,279
Speaker 1: it's thirties, was dead. Yeah, and I don't think that

927
00:46:47,360 --> 00:46:50,040
Speaker 1: it's okay. But you know, you actually kind of sold

928
00:46:50,080 --> 00:46:51,719
Speaker 1: me on all those reasons, so thank you for talking

929
00:46:51,760 --> 00:46:53,440
Speaker 1: me out of that. That's the news today. Let's go

930
00:46:53,560 --> 00:47:03,640
Speaker 1: to a break. Great job now than alrighty back, let's

931
00:47:03,640 --> 00:47:12,560
Speaker 1: get to fan trax. Alright, what do the besties have

932
00:47:12,640 --> 00:47:16,000
Speaker 1: to tell us today? UM, I just want to remind

933
00:47:16,360 --> 00:47:20,440
Speaker 1: besties how they can leave us fan trax messages and

934
00:47:20,520 --> 00:47:22,759
Speaker 1: the way that you do it. There's a link in

935
00:47:22,880 --> 00:47:27,360
Speaker 1: the bio of our Instagram, Nikki Glazer Pod, and you

936
00:47:27,400 --> 00:47:29,880
Speaker 1: click on that link and there's going to be another

937
00:47:29,960 --> 00:47:33,279
Speaker 1: link that says leave a voicemail here, and that's how

938
00:47:33,320 --> 00:47:37,000
Speaker 1: you do it. Great, thank you. Just a little reminder

939
00:47:37,040 --> 00:47:42,880
Speaker 1: because we've been getting questions. Okay, UM, let's start off

940
00:47:42,960 --> 00:47:47,800
Speaker 1: with a message from Kate. Hey, Nikki Andreana. UM, I

941
00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:50,759
Speaker 1: just wanted to say, as I'm leaving this, I'm still

942
00:47:50,760 --> 00:47:54,120
Speaker 1: processing how mortifying and dom it is that I just

943
00:47:54,160 --> 00:47:57,560
Speaker 1: wanted to see if anybody, UM, I've ever had something

944
00:47:57,560 --> 00:48:00,800
Speaker 1: similar happen where they say phrase the they think means

945
00:48:00,800 --> 00:48:04,120
Speaker 1: one thing, and it definitely doesn't. UM. So I'm a

946
00:48:04,160 --> 00:48:07,760
Speaker 1: medical assistant. I see patients all day and when they're leaving,

947
00:48:07,840 --> 00:48:12,240
Speaker 1: I'll usually say something along the lines of good riddance, UM,

948
00:48:12,239 --> 00:48:14,600
Speaker 1: thinking that it was a nice thing to say, like

949
00:48:14,640 --> 00:48:18,799
Speaker 1: the good morning or good afternoon, but crazy thirty one

950
00:48:18,840 --> 00:48:21,640
Speaker 1: years old. Last night I was informed that it does

951
00:48:21,640 --> 00:48:25,359
Speaker 1: not mean mad, and it's actually pretty rude. So just

952
00:48:25,400 --> 00:48:30,719
Speaker 1: lends out if there is anyone else and I'm gonna

953
00:48:30,800 --> 00:48:37,040
Speaker 1: go crawl under a rock. I just see someone like

954
00:48:37,040 --> 00:48:39,120
Speaker 1: like I just see an old man like hearing good

955
00:48:39,160 --> 00:48:41,600
Speaker 1: riddance instead of like stopping at the door and tilting

956
00:48:41,600 --> 00:48:43,960
Speaker 1: his head and kind of going what and then just

957
00:48:44,000 --> 00:48:47,880
Speaker 1: going that's not worth it? Know, like I don't't I

958
00:48:47,440 --> 00:48:50,319
Speaker 1: see I see a family. I see a family who

959
00:48:50,480 --> 00:48:53,520
Speaker 1: they just lost their mother to cancer, and they're walking

960
00:48:53,560 --> 00:48:56,560
Speaker 1: out all sad, and they go, hey, good riddance. Think

961
00:48:56,680 --> 00:49:03,120
Speaker 1: about the God. Good riddance. Isn't that the name of

962
00:49:03,120 --> 00:49:06,160
Speaker 1: the song I hope you had to tell of your life?

963
00:49:06,840 --> 00:49:10,440
Speaker 1: Isn't that it's called good riddance? Yeah? I think it's

964
00:49:10,440 --> 00:49:16,160
Speaker 1: called good riddance. Um. That is so funny. I'm so um.

965
00:49:16,200 --> 00:49:20,040
Speaker 1: And you can tell that she found out after the fact,

966
00:49:20,080 --> 00:49:21,960
Speaker 1: like it wasn't like a patient told her, like what

967
00:49:22,040 --> 00:49:24,759
Speaker 1: did you say? So she's just going through all the time.

968
00:49:24,880 --> 00:49:31,040
Speaker 1: She may have said that thousands of times. Yeah, times

969
00:49:31,040 --> 00:49:34,040
Speaker 1: where I've felt that way, Like I've said, you know

970
00:49:34,040 --> 00:49:38,719
Speaker 1: what's great about what you can say that and if

971
00:49:38,760 --> 00:49:41,040
Speaker 1: you really hate the person and get away with like

972
00:49:41,280 --> 00:49:44,000
Speaker 1: being like like a dick. But like, did they mean

973
00:49:44,080 --> 00:49:50,000
Speaker 1: that they hate me? Sarchastic? Well, I always I do

974
00:49:50,040 --> 00:49:51,400
Speaker 1: the one I still do it where I say have

975
00:49:51,440 --> 00:49:53,560
Speaker 1: a good one and they don't know that I mean death,

976
00:49:56,480 --> 00:49:59,279
Speaker 1: have a good one. I'd rather hear you know, I

977
00:49:59,320 --> 00:50:01,399
Speaker 1: know that it means death, and they think I'm saying

978
00:50:01,400 --> 00:50:03,600
Speaker 1: have a good day. No, I'm saying have I hope

979
00:50:03,640 --> 00:50:08,279
Speaker 1: you have a really good death? Ha ha um. I

980
00:50:08,280 --> 00:50:11,200
Speaker 1: think I've said people's names wrong before, gotten and been

981
00:50:11,280 --> 00:50:13,840
Speaker 1: like later on heard their name and go what is it?

982
00:50:14,160 --> 00:50:17,640
Speaker 1: And I go, oh no, And then the usual suspects

983
00:50:17,640 --> 00:50:20,680
Speaker 1: montage of all the times I said it wrong flips through.

984
00:50:20,880 --> 00:50:25,800
Speaker 1: I just think about like skok Illinois. Yeah, like the

985
00:50:26,520 --> 00:50:30,640
Speaker 1: feeling I can I can actually like the feeling that

986
00:50:30,719 --> 00:50:33,600
Speaker 1: she felt going over all the time she said that

987
00:50:33,640 --> 00:50:36,880
Speaker 1: there's like this visceral it feels like a pit inside

988
00:50:36,880 --> 00:50:39,920
Speaker 1: of my solar plexus. Like that's where I feel that

989
00:50:40,040 --> 00:50:43,840
Speaker 1: kind of embarrassment. It's but why is it embarrassing? Because

990
00:50:44,080 --> 00:50:46,239
Speaker 1: I guess she feels you feel stupid and you also

991
00:50:46,239 --> 00:50:49,080
Speaker 1: feel like this. No one actually would hear Kate say

992
00:50:49,200 --> 00:50:52,360
Speaker 1: good riddance and go she wants me to you know,

993
00:50:52,440 --> 00:50:55,800
Speaker 1: funck off? How dare she? Like? They just think she's dumb?

994
00:50:56,239 --> 00:50:58,640
Speaker 1: You know, like that's that's the problem. It's like, you're

995
00:50:58,680 --> 00:51:01,240
Speaker 1: not as it is funny that it means the opposite

996
00:51:01,239 --> 00:51:03,280
Speaker 1: of what she thinks it is. But no one actually

997
00:51:03,280 --> 00:51:05,040
Speaker 1: probably took it that way and was like what a bitch.

998
00:51:05,120 --> 00:51:09,719
Speaker 1: They were just like what a dumb bitch. But it's

999
00:51:09,719 --> 00:51:12,280
Speaker 1: like one of those things that like you could just miss,

1000
00:51:12,760 --> 00:51:15,239
Speaker 1: you know, like I couldn't. There was something recently where

1001
00:51:15,239 --> 00:51:18,680
Speaker 1: I was like, how do people not know that I

1002
00:51:18,719 --> 00:51:20,920
Speaker 1: was listening? Oh? Um? I was listening to the Courtney

1003
00:51:20,920 --> 00:51:25,000
Speaker 1: Show the other day, my boyfriend's show, and Tim referenced

1004
00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:28,480
Speaker 1: a Manta ray and Courtney, who was like in her fifties,

1005
00:51:28,600 --> 00:51:36,480
Speaker 1: was like, what's that a man array? It's Manta. It's yeah, well,

1006
00:51:37,320 --> 00:51:39,920
Speaker 1: what would you spell it? Like? I don't know if

1007
00:51:39,920 --> 00:51:44,040
Speaker 1: there's m A N N A No, it's Manta. I didn't.

1008
00:51:44,040 --> 00:51:46,960
Speaker 1: I'm from Florida. How would you spell it? It's man

1009
00:51:47,040 --> 00:51:51,080
Speaker 1: a T. I don't think there's a T in there.

1010
00:51:51,200 --> 00:51:54,600
Speaker 1: It's Manta. I'm looking it up right now. Manta ray. Um,

1011
00:51:54,640 --> 00:51:57,040
Speaker 1: but what would you have spelled it? Like if I

1012
00:51:57,040 --> 00:52:01,239
Speaker 1: asked you spelled man array A M A and no,

1013
00:52:01,560 --> 00:52:05,080
Speaker 1: what is it? A A y? You started with with

1014
00:52:05,120 --> 00:52:09,560
Speaker 1: an A A manaray. Okay, you would have If I

1015
00:52:09,560 --> 00:52:11,040
Speaker 1: would have asked you to write in a sentence, what

1016
00:52:11,040 --> 00:52:13,800
Speaker 1: would you put I'd start with an A, M A

1017
00:52:14,080 --> 00:52:24,120
Speaker 1: N A R. Start with an A M M mana No, no,

1018
00:52:25,200 --> 00:52:34,000
Speaker 1: oh man that's bad. It's is it? You thought it

1019
00:52:34,080 --> 00:52:36,319
Speaker 1: was like you thought someone was like I saw a

1020
00:52:36,400 --> 00:52:40,239
Speaker 1: man array, I saw a manoray and it opened up

1021
00:52:40,280 --> 00:52:44,879
Speaker 1: my eyes. I saw Wait if you you don't say

1022
00:52:44,880 --> 00:52:48,239
Speaker 1: I saw an elephant, but you don't say I saw elephant. No,

1023
00:52:48,400 --> 00:52:50,560
Speaker 1: you say an elephant. So you said I saw a

1024
00:52:50,600 --> 00:52:53,880
Speaker 1: man array, and you thought people it was called a

1025
00:52:53,920 --> 00:53:00,640
Speaker 1: man array. It's like a moray. No, I'm really but yeah,

1026
00:53:00,680 --> 00:53:03,800
Speaker 1: the animals need an a or an an before them,

1027
00:53:03,840 --> 00:53:06,279
Speaker 1: so you thought that this one just didn't need that,

1028
00:53:06,360 --> 00:53:09,480
Speaker 1: and it was part of the name itself. I've heard,

1029
00:53:09,719 --> 00:53:12,280
Speaker 1: I could have swore, I've heard not in a sentence

1030
00:53:12,360 --> 00:53:17,279
Speaker 1: form and anonomy, a sea, anonomy maybe something along that line.

1031
00:53:17,280 --> 00:53:19,719
Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, here's the c cucumber, here's the man ray,

1032
00:53:19,880 --> 00:53:25,000
Speaker 1: Like I didn't I've heard I didn't even know this.

1033
00:53:25,040 --> 00:53:34,440
Speaker 1: I was, okay, I'll tell you Manta's uh space ray

1034
00:53:34,520 --> 00:53:40,840
Speaker 1: an A M A N T A and then separate

1035
00:53:40,840 --> 00:53:44,040
Speaker 1: word ray. It's not all one word manta ray. Oh

1036
00:53:44,200 --> 00:53:48,000
Speaker 1: that's a whole another. Yeah. Well you grew up in Florida,

1037
00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:50,240
Speaker 1: you should know this. But you've heard of him. Whatever

1038
00:53:50,360 --> 00:53:52,160
Speaker 1: you thought it was, you've heard of that before. But

1039
00:53:52,480 --> 00:53:54,920
Speaker 1: Courtney loves sea life and had never heard of a

1040
00:53:54,920 --> 00:53:56,479
Speaker 1: manta ray. She was like, what are you talking about?

1041
00:53:56,480 --> 00:53:58,520
Speaker 1: And he's like, you know, a manta ray? And he's

1042
00:53:58,560 --> 00:54:00,680
Speaker 1: like She's like what, And I was like, you know,

1043
00:54:00,800 --> 00:54:05,080
Speaker 1: she's a person. That's it. That's the problem. He goes,

1044
00:54:05,320 --> 00:54:07,400
Speaker 1: what did you? When she goes what is that? He

1045
00:54:07,440 --> 00:54:11,440
Speaker 1: goes a man array. He could have just said elephant. No, Andrew,

1046
00:54:11,480 --> 00:54:14,040
Speaker 1: if I'm talking about I saw an elephant the other day,

1047
00:54:14,040 --> 00:54:16,680
Speaker 1: and you go what, I wouldn't go elephant. I would

1048
00:54:16,719 --> 00:54:25,799
Speaker 1: say an elephant, that's the problem. You're the problem. No,

1049
00:54:26,760 --> 00:54:29,400
Speaker 1: this is wild. And I had no idea what's going

1050
00:54:29,440 --> 00:54:31,680
Speaker 1: to cause all of this. I just was I just

1051
00:54:31,800 --> 00:54:33,920
Speaker 1: was surprised someone hadn't heard of that animal. But I

1052
00:54:33,920 --> 00:54:35,880
Speaker 1: think there are things there gaps in my knowledge to Like,

1053
00:54:35,920 --> 00:54:37,680
Speaker 1: I didn't know what a c p A was until

1054
00:54:37,680 --> 00:54:40,720
Speaker 1: my twenties. Someone was like, I just remember really getting

1055
00:54:40,719 --> 00:54:42,640
Speaker 1: shamed for that. You don't know what a c p

1056
00:54:42,880 --> 00:54:44,839
Speaker 1: A is, And I was like, I've never heard those

1057
00:54:44,960 --> 00:54:50,560
Speaker 1: letters together. Yeah, certified professional accountant something. I don't know

1058
00:54:50,600 --> 00:54:52,319
Speaker 1: what it even stands for, but I know now it's

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00:54:52,320 --> 00:54:55,400
Speaker 1: an accountant. But I'm just like, then call yourself and

1060
00:54:55,520 --> 00:55:03,160
Speaker 1: an accountant and an accountant exactly. No, Andrew, I'm making

1061
00:55:03,239 --> 00:55:08,920
Speaker 1: fun of you. It's not exactly. No one thinks that. No. Um,

1062
00:55:09,280 --> 00:55:14,440
Speaker 1: have you ever what about anaconda? Do you think they? Do? You?

1063
00:55:14,960 --> 00:55:20,760
Speaker 1: Do you know they're called condas? Right? No, it's called anaconda. Please.

1064
00:55:21,200 --> 00:55:25,279
Speaker 1: That would really an anaconda, right, like what you say

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00:55:26,040 --> 00:55:30,640
Speaker 1: a gorilla? A gorilla? Um? Anaconda would suck me up.

1066
00:55:30,680 --> 00:55:32,359
Speaker 1: That would have sucked me up here. But if I said,

1067
00:55:32,400 --> 00:55:36,120
Speaker 1: like I saw I saw anaconda, you would say that's wrong.

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00:55:36,360 --> 00:55:40,160
Speaker 1: It would be I saw an anaconda. Yes. But then

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00:55:40,200 --> 00:55:42,200
Speaker 1: if someone goes, what did you say, and you know anaconda,

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00:55:42,400 --> 00:55:44,719
Speaker 1: you wouldn't say an anaconda. I think it would say

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00:55:44,719 --> 00:55:48,560
Speaker 1: an anaconda. Interesting, But because even if I did say that,

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00:55:48,600 --> 00:55:51,840
Speaker 1: I wouldn't think that if they repeated it, I wouldn't

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00:55:51,880 --> 00:55:57,440
Speaker 1: think it was a mannery flows. So well, think about more.

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00:55:58,280 --> 00:56:02,640
Speaker 1: I hope you always name your daughter man array. It

1075
00:56:02,800 --> 00:56:05,680
Speaker 1: was a beautiful name. Oh my god. The other day

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00:56:05,719 --> 00:56:09,360
Speaker 1: I was with a girl and she was talking about

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00:56:09,400 --> 00:56:13,360
Speaker 1: how she was born without chromosomes. She was like, I seriously,

1078
00:56:13,680 --> 00:56:15,319
Speaker 1: you know how people like joke like you were born

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00:56:15,360 --> 00:56:18,240
Speaker 1: without chromosomes. I literally was like, I have less chromosomes.

1080
00:56:18,320 --> 00:56:20,239
Speaker 1: And she's having trouble conceiving and all these things. And

1081
00:56:20,280 --> 00:56:22,960
Speaker 1: she was like, and you know, if I she saved,

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00:56:23,080 --> 00:56:26,080
Speaker 1: she free some She had some embryos like made or whatever,

1083
00:56:26,120 --> 00:56:28,319
Speaker 1: and they tested the embryos and she's like, and I

1084
00:56:28,360 --> 00:56:30,640
Speaker 1: really want a daughter. But the daughter embryo is a

1085
00:56:30,680 --> 00:56:33,360
Speaker 1: little bit like there, it's not like it's a mosaic.

1086
00:56:33,480 --> 00:56:35,160
Speaker 1: They call it like it may not have all that

1087
00:56:35,680 --> 00:56:40,040
Speaker 1: you know chromosomes either. Um, so it's like a mosaic embryos.

1088
00:56:40,120 --> 00:56:43,080
Speaker 1: I guess what they call it. And I go, that's

1089
00:56:43,080 --> 00:56:45,000
Speaker 1: a beautiful name. You should call her that. But I

1090
00:56:45,000 --> 00:56:47,000
Speaker 1: was kind of I wasn't joking, but I was like, oh,

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00:56:47,040 --> 00:56:49,480
Speaker 1: that's actually she's the type of person that I thought

1092
00:56:49,560 --> 00:56:53,279
Speaker 1: maybe would do that, and she was like, that is

1093
00:56:53,360 --> 00:56:58,000
Speaker 1: that's really good? So those babies might beoplesaic because of

1094
00:56:58,520 --> 00:57:05,239
Speaker 1: it's genetic Admirmales love that you name a kid one

1095
00:57:05,360 --> 00:57:08,120
Speaker 1: arm like just something like but mosaic. No one would

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00:57:08,239 --> 00:57:10,640
Speaker 1: put that together. Oh my god. The other night on

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00:57:10,760 --> 00:57:13,759
Speaker 1: Love is Blind, Sorry to sidetrack, there was a discussion

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00:57:13,760 --> 00:57:17,800
Speaker 1: of what they would do about um having a Down

1099
00:57:17,840 --> 00:57:23,320
Speaker 1: syndrome baby, like what they would do with it? And it, dude,

1100
00:57:23,520 --> 00:57:25,120
Speaker 1: And not only did it come up, they met the

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00:57:25,200 --> 00:57:27,600
Speaker 1: in laws and it became in this guy's twenty five

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00:57:27,640 --> 00:57:30,040
Speaker 1: Bartisse and he brings up with his in laws like, well,

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00:57:30,120 --> 00:57:31,640
Speaker 1: Nancy and I disagree about what to do with the

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00:57:31,640 --> 00:57:35,120
Speaker 1: baby with Down syndrome. And then his sister like has

1105
00:57:35,160 --> 00:57:38,800
Speaker 1: a baby with some fact and it's like crying and

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00:57:38,840 --> 00:57:41,040
Speaker 1: it's like, you'd abort my baby. It was just like

1107
00:57:41,160 --> 00:57:44,840
Speaker 1: so intense and like I'm like Nancy, if I were

1108
00:57:45,000 --> 00:57:47,960
Speaker 1: Nancy and be shooting Bartisa, look like, don't fucking bring

1109
00:57:48,080 --> 00:57:50,280
Speaker 1: this up with your parents the first day I'm meeting

1110
00:57:50,280 --> 00:57:52,720
Speaker 1: them and I met you through a wall. They're already skeptical,

1111
00:57:52,760 --> 00:57:54,760
Speaker 1: and now I'm gonna abort your baby. That isn't even

1112
00:57:54,800 --> 00:57:58,160
Speaker 1: like really yet. But then Chris and I also were like,

1113
00:57:58,160 --> 00:58:00,760
Speaker 1: what did you what would you do? And we had

1114
00:58:00,760 --> 00:58:05,880
Speaker 1: a differing opinionon that. We have not discuss ship and

1115
00:58:05,920 --> 00:58:13,680
Speaker 1: I was like, um, well, I'm not gonna tell you

1116
00:58:13,760 --> 00:58:16,800
Speaker 1: which side of the wall I was on, but Nancy

1117
00:58:16,840 --> 00:58:19,040
Speaker 1: and I can drive off into the sunset to listen.

1118
00:58:19,240 --> 00:58:23,840
Speaker 1: I I love kids with think they are beautiful and

1119
00:58:23,880 --> 00:58:26,040
Speaker 1: they bring so much joy to life. I just don't

1120
00:58:26,080 --> 00:58:28,480
Speaker 1: want to take care of a baby until it's it's

1121
00:58:28,600 --> 00:58:31,120
Speaker 1: you know, forever. That's not what I would want, so

1122
00:58:31,240 --> 00:58:33,720
Speaker 1: I I think that, but that's my own opinion and

1123
00:58:33,760 --> 00:58:36,280
Speaker 1: I don't know. But I don't. I honestly don't know

1124
00:58:36,320 --> 00:58:38,440
Speaker 1: what i'd do. But I was more like, I don't know,

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00:58:38,560 --> 00:58:40,480
Speaker 1: and Chris was more like, no, we'd keep it. And

1126
00:58:40,520 --> 00:58:47,800
Speaker 1: I was like, I think it's up to me, bitch, I,

1127
00:58:47,960 --> 00:58:50,040
Speaker 1: but I don't. I truly, I'm on the I still

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00:58:50,040 --> 00:58:51,640
Speaker 1: don't know what I would do, So don't write to

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00:58:51,640 --> 00:58:53,840
Speaker 1: me and and tell me I'm a bad person because

1130
00:58:53,840 --> 00:58:59,600
Speaker 1: I just don't know what I would do. U um um, okay,

1131
00:58:59,640 --> 00:59:03,000
Speaker 1: that's next voice. I'm not being completely honest about the

1132
00:59:03,000 --> 00:59:05,280
Speaker 1: conversation because I don't want everyone to hate me. No,

1133
00:59:05,400 --> 00:59:07,120
Speaker 1: I really don't know what I would do. I really

1134
00:59:07,120 --> 00:59:13,280
Speaker 1: don't know what to do. This run is from um oh,

1135
00:59:13,440 --> 00:59:22,640
Speaker 1: anonymous and anonymous, anonymous and anonymous. Hey, Nikki, Andrew and Noah.

1136
00:59:23,760 --> 00:59:27,600
Speaker 1: I just wanted to finally fan tracks because I just

1137
00:59:27,640 --> 00:59:32,240
Speaker 1: got into an argument with my husband and I took

1138
00:59:32,240 --> 00:59:34,600
Speaker 1: a break. I went to the kitchen to do dishes,

1139
00:59:34,800 --> 00:59:40,120
Speaker 1: put on pod on my airbuds, and you were talking

1140
00:59:40,120 --> 00:59:44,280
Speaker 1: about getting arguments and how both people want to feel

1141
00:59:44,280 --> 00:59:46,560
Speaker 1: like smoopies. I totally feel like I want to be

1142
00:59:46,640 --> 00:59:49,160
Speaker 1: the smoopy, but maybe I should let him be the schmoopie.

1143
00:59:50,160 --> 00:59:58,160
Speaker 1: And um yeah, I guess it was impectable timing, and

1144
00:59:58,320 --> 01:00:01,800
Speaker 1: so I'm going to try to take your humble of

1145
01:00:01,880 --> 01:00:07,120
Speaker 1: ice and be sweet, take the high road, and kind

1146
01:00:07,120 --> 01:00:12,280
Speaker 1: of baby him because in the end usually that's the

1147
01:00:12,360 --> 01:00:15,760
Speaker 1: thing that makes makes it work out. So I just

1148
01:00:15,800 --> 01:00:19,080
Speaker 1: wanted to say thank you, and we need an update.

1149
01:00:19,200 --> 01:00:23,600
Speaker 1: You're awesome, Andrew, You're doing great. No, You're amazing and Nicky,

1150
01:00:23,640 --> 01:00:27,760
Speaker 1: hope to see you in San Jose. Yes, girl, big

1151
01:00:27,800 --> 01:00:33,040
Speaker 1: fan and just take the high road. Oh, I love it.

1152
01:00:33,800 --> 01:00:35,440
Speaker 1: I love that she stepped out on torn I hear

1153
01:00:35,440 --> 01:00:37,520
Speaker 1: her on her like porch, you know, like she stepped

1154
01:00:37,520 --> 01:00:40,240
Speaker 1: outside and she's about to go we do need an update.

1155
01:00:40,280 --> 01:00:42,720
Speaker 1: I think I hope she survived that interaction, like I'd

1156
01:00:42,720 --> 01:00:44,440
Speaker 1: beel like he's like, don't treat me like a baby.

1157
01:00:44,520 --> 01:00:48,880
Speaker 1: I'm like just fucking threw off the balcony. Um no that.

1158
01:00:48,960 --> 01:00:52,480
Speaker 1: I'm so glad to hear that, And yeah, that's kind

1159
01:00:52,480 --> 01:00:55,560
Speaker 1: of I feel like I hear thinks so many times

1160
01:00:55,600 --> 01:00:57,600
Speaker 1: when I'm listening to a podcast or watching show and

1161
01:00:57,640 --> 01:00:59,280
Speaker 1: I'm just like, oh, I need it. Like that was

1162
01:00:59,400 --> 01:01:04,080
Speaker 1: like God, quote unquote God telling you like you know,

1163
01:01:04,560 --> 01:01:06,640
Speaker 1: you know, just sometimes we need to we need signs.

1164
01:01:06,880 --> 01:01:13,920
Speaker 1: And then yeah, I think God, And have I not

1165
01:01:14,080 --> 01:01:18,080
Speaker 1: mentioned that? I think I'm Jesus Christ come back. I

1166
01:01:18,120 --> 01:01:19,880
Speaker 1: can't believe I skipped over that. I swear to God.

1167
01:01:19,920 --> 01:01:24,680
Speaker 1: I thought I did it two episodes ago in l

1168
01:01:24,760 --> 01:01:27,280
Speaker 1: A because he got a job and I'm Jesus Christ.

1169
01:01:27,520 --> 01:01:34,400
Speaker 1: Um um So I yeah, I definitely think that that

1170
01:01:34,480 --> 01:01:36,760
Speaker 1: has helped me so much. It's just just to remember.

1171
01:01:36,800 --> 01:01:39,480
Speaker 1: Even last night, there was like a little flare up

1172
01:01:39,560 --> 01:01:42,720
Speaker 1: of a something that could have turned into a fight,

1173
01:01:43,320 --> 01:01:47,240
Speaker 1: and I just was like, what is the way I'm

1174
01:01:47,280 --> 01:01:49,320
Speaker 1: feeling is the way he's feeling, because we never fight

1175
01:01:49,360 --> 01:01:51,440
Speaker 1: where it's like I'm just mad and he's not. It's

1176
01:01:51,480 --> 01:01:54,760
Speaker 1: usually like both sides are equally frustrated. And I was

1177
01:01:54,840 --> 01:01:56,800
Speaker 1: just like, just know that how you're feeling is how

1178
01:01:56,840 --> 01:01:59,200
Speaker 1: he's feeling about you, and just calm the funk down

1179
01:01:59,240 --> 01:02:01,520
Speaker 1: and do what you do, what you would want him

1180
01:02:01,560 --> 01:02:03,440
Speaker 1: to do, and I bet he'll meet you halfway. And

1181
01:02:03,480 --> 01:02:06,360
Speaker 1: he did, and it was great, and we avoided near

1182
01:02:06,440 --> 01:02:09,160
Speaker 1: air collision. It was like, you know, our wings clipped

1183
01:02:09,240 --> 01:02:11,200
Speaker 1: and we were both able to like steady and it

1184
01:02:11,280 --> 01:02:13,400
Speaker 1: was it was literally nothing. I bet he wouldn't even

1185
01:02:13,440 --> 01:02:15,560
Speaker 1: remember the moment, but it could have derailed us. And

1186
01:02:15,600 --> 01:02:17,720
Speaker 1: it's just so nice to not get into those anymore

1187
01:02:17,720 --> 01:02:19,919
Speaker 1: and just have a lovely evening that doesn't just get

1188
01:02:20,440 --> 01:02:23,360
Speaker 1: because I also feel like in relationships are like we

1189
01:02:23,560 --> 01:02:27,680
Speaker 1: chose to live together and to be each other's team.

1190
01:02:27,800 --> 01:02:30,280
Speaker 1: I don't I want to fight with everyone else. I

1191
01:02:30,320 --> 01:02:32,640
Speaker 1: want to have this. I want to have this awkwardness

1192
01:02:32,640 --> 01:02:36,680
Speaker 1: with everyone else, not you, the person I chose to

1193
01:02:36,760 --> 01:02:39,040
Speaker 1: take road trips with, the person I chose to lay

1194
01:02:39,040 --> 01:02:40,520
Speaker 1: next to every night when I go to bed the

1195
01:02:40,520 --> 01:02:44,040
Speaker 1: person I chose to abort those little children with the

1196
01:02:44,320 --> 01:02:49,600
Speaker 1: like you know that that like what we we don't need.

1197
01:02:49,760 --> 01:02:52,240
Speaker 1: I had that realization like we this is this is

1198
01:02:52,280 --> 01:02:54,480
Speaker 1: supposed to be my comfort zone, Like yes, we can

1199
01:02:54,520 --> 01:02:57,320
Speaker 1: have flare ups, but like they can't last longer than

1200
01:02:57,360 --> 01:02:59,720
Speaker 1: an hour. They just can't, Like we gotta get me,

1201
01:03:00,000 --> 01:03:02,600
Speaker 1: aren't going anywhere? We gotta figure this out, like what

1202
01:03:02,720 --> 01:03:05,600
Speaker 1: are we? What are we trying to? Like when you

1203
01:03:05,640 --> 01:03:08,080
Speaker 1: get into a fight and you're like I think I'll

1204
01:03:08,120 --> 01:03:09,920
Speaker 1: fight to the death on this. I know I'm right,

1205
01:03:10,000 --> 01:03:12,200
Speaker 1: Like am I really is this going to be the

1206
01:03:12,240 --> 01:03:15,160
Speaker 1: thing that I leave this relationship over? I know that

1207
01:03:15,200 --> 01:03:17,480
Speaker 1: it's not, so why not just get over it now?

1208
01:03:18,080 --> 01:03:20,680
Speaker 1: Like let's speed it up. I think that's helped me.

1209
01:03:20,720 --> 01:03:23,440
Speaker 1: But um but sometimes it is the thing to end

1210
01:03:23,440 --> 01:03:25,560
Speaker 1: a relationship and sometimes you can't get over it, so

1211
01:03:25,680 --> 01:03:29,920
Speaker 1: it sometimes it tells you you gotta leave. But um it.

1212
01:03:30,520 --> 01:03:33,480
Speaker 1: It's like I literally had that same conversation about like

1213
01:03:33,600 --> 01:03:36,600
Speaker 1: let's not take out our frustrations on each other. Let's

1214
01:03:37,040 --> 01:03:39,520
Speaker 1: point at random people and make fun of them, Like

1215
01:03:39,600 --> 01:03:42,440
Speaker 1: let's point at everyone else except for each other. And

1216
01:03:42,440 --> 01:03:44,640
Speaker 1: it's like I don't know it did. It's like the

1217
01:03:44,720 --> 01:03:49,080
Speaker 1: same exact idea, like, yeah, you're my teammate, Like we

1218
01:03:49,200 --> 01:03:52,840
Speaker 1: gotta like I chose you, Like we didn't just get

1219
01:03:52,880 --> 01:03:55,200
Speaker 1: we're not cell mates that got put in together, and

1220
01:03:55,240 --> 01:03:56,880
Speaker 1: we have to make this work. Like we chose to

1221
01:03:56,920 --> 01:04:00,200
Speaker 1: make this work. So let's choose to not fight over

1222
01:04:00,240 --> 01:04:02,320
Speaker 1: this dumb thing. But it's just so hard when your

1223
01:04:02,320 --> 01:04:04,680
Speaker 1: blood pressure rises and like you're in the moment and

1224
01:04:04,680 --> 01:04:06,960
Speaker 1: you just feel and you had a bad day at

1225
01:04:07,000 --> 01:04:08,840
Speaker 1: work and you feel like you have too much on

1226
01:04:08,840 --> 01:04:11,520
Speaker 1: your plate and you're exhausted, and then you're the person

1227
01:04:11,600 --> 01:04:13,360
Speaker 1: that you are a teammate with doesn't seem to be

1228
01:04:13,400 --> 01:04:16,000
Speaker 1: playing on your team. It's so easy just to go, well,

1229
01:04:16,040 --> 01:04:18,919
Speaker 1: then fuck this, and like I want to just burn

1230
01:04:18,960 --> 01:04:20,640
Speaker 1: it all to the ground. And so all of these

1231
01:04:20,680 --> 01:04:23,480
Speaker 1: things are way easier said than done, of course. Okay,

1232
01:04:23,760 --> 01:04:26,720
Speaker 1: a couple more fan t rex is all right, here's

1233
01:04:26,800 --> 01:04:35,560
Speaker 1: one from Jamie All. I'm calling for Nicky to thank

1234
01:04:35,600 --> 01:04:38,880
Speaker 1: you for making me a swift e um. I got

1235
01:04:38,920 --> 01:04:41,600
Speaker 1: into her more last year when the rerelease of Reread

1236
01:04:41,640 --> 01:04:43,800
Speaker 1: came out and you were talking about it on stop,

1237
01:04:43,840 --> 01:04:45,680
Speaker 1: so I was like, all right, given to listen and

1238
01:04:45,720 --> 01:04:49,520
Speaker 1: I became obsessed and I am just having so much

1239
01:04:49,560 --> 01:04:54,520
Speaker 1: fun with midnights and I just wanna thank you for this.

1240
01:04:54,760 --> 01:04:58,720
Speaker 1: I wasn't a Swifty before I started listening to you. Um.

1241
01:04:58,760 --> 01:05:00,840
Speaker 1: I also, I'm never I don't want of your podcast

1242
01:05:00,880 --> 01:05:02,960
Speaker 1: and I'm traveling or have a busy week or something.

1243
01:05:03,320 --> 01:05:05,320
Speaker 1: In the past couple of weeks, this is the only

1244
01:05:05,360 --> 01:05:08,760
Speaker 1: time I've been behind because I'm just listening to Taylor Swift. Yes,

1245
01:05:08,840 --> 01:05:11,640
Speaker 1: and that's the only home an old podcast. And then

1246
01:05:11,960 --> 01:05:15,240
Speaker 1: listen to your podcast You're talking about Taylor Swift, and

1247
01:05:15,240 --> 01:05:17,120
Speaker 1: then I just be in this world where I'm listening

1248
01:05:17,160 --> 01:05:19,840
Speaker 1: obsctively come back talk and talking about it and get

1249
01:05:19,840 --> 01:05:23,120
Speaker 1: all these different I wish I felt by the lyrics

1250
01:05:23,120 --> 01:05:28,480
Speaker 1: and interpretations. I feel like you're You've given me meaning

1251
01:05:28,480 --> 01:05:30,160
Speaker 1: to being a swift Ee and I'm just loving it

1252
01:05:30,280 --> 01:05:32,560
Speaker 1: so much. And I know you think that sometimes people

1253
01:05:32,600 --> 01:05:35,120
Speaker 1: want you to stop talking about her, but I I

1254
01:05:35,280 --> 01:05:37,560
Speaker 1: love it and it's so much fun, And thank you

1255
01:05:37,600 --> 01:05:43,400
Speaker 1: for talking about her and her lyrics like me. Maybe

1256
01:05:43,400 --> 01:05:45,800
Speaker 1: there's also not no, I'm sure there's some out there.

1257
01:05:46,280 --> 01:05:49,840
Speaker 1: Love you guys all so much. Don't be cook and

1258
01:05:51,640 --> 01:05:55,360
Speaker 1: just good old jackpot good old jackpot. Um love that

1259
01:05:55,560 --> 01:05:57,800
Speaker 1: so much and like you're right, Like I do think

1260
01:05:57,840 --> 01:06:00,760
Speaker 1: some people are like, we're it's enough, guy, don't need it.

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01:06:00,880 --> 01:06:04,880
Speaker 1: But I I was on trash Tuesday yesterday. Annie Lenderman

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01:06:04,920 --> 01:06:08,240
Speaker 1: and um Kalila were there, esther wasn't, but they at

1263
01:06:08,320 --> 01:06:09,880
Speaker 1: the end of it, we're talking about Taylor Swift and

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01:06:10,200 --> 01:06:13,919
Speaker 1: um both of them were both like we have been

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01:06:13,960 --> 01:06:17,120
Speaker 1: like you know, Taylor Swift, tailor Schmidt, like we get it,

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01:06:17,160 --> 01:06:20,640
Speaker 1: but like this album is like, oh my god, I

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01:06:20,680 --> 01:06:25,800
Speaker 1: finally get Nikki's obsession. Like they they understood like how

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01:06:26,000 --> 01:06:29,200
Speaker 1: she like and she's a bad bitch. Like she's made

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01:06:29,200 --> 01:06:33,840
Speaker 1: being a girly girl powerful and like being in her

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01:06:33,840 --> 01:06:37,280
Speaker 1: emotions and being a little bit petty and being um

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01:06:37,280 --> 01:06:41,040
Speaker 1: insecure and be liking pink and liking sparkles and liking

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01:06:41,080 --> 01:06:44,680
Speaker 1: being like it's very feminine and it's so there's no

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01:06:44,680 --> 01:06:47,160
Speaker 1: one more powerful in the music business. Like how inspiring

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01:06:47,240 --> 01:06:49,840
Speaker 1: is that? Just outside of the music itself, Here's this

1275
01:06:49,880 --> 01:06:53,160
Speaker 1: girl that had curly blonde hair with her guitar and

1276
01:06:53,240 --> 01:06:56,440
Speaker 1: pretty dresses with her little eyelashes and singing about boys,

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01:06:56,760 --> 01:07:00,080
Speaker 1: and now she is a mogul and no one and

1278
01:07:00,240 --> 01:07:02,560
Speaker 1: touch how successful she is. And she writes about all

1279
01:07:02,560 --> 01:07:05,080
Speaker 1: these guys she's dated that are also famous, but they

1280
01:07:05,120 --> 01:07:07,800
Speaker 1: can't touch how famous she is either, none of them

1281
01:07:08,360 --> 01:07:12,400
Speaker 1: fuck you as I love it. I fucking love it perfect.

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01:07:12,520 --> 01:07:15,880
Speaker 1: She dresses for revenge. I'm I'm there for it. I

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01:07:15,920 --> 01:07:18,560
Speaker 1: love it. I um. The only song, like if you're

1284
01:07:18,560 --> 01:07:21,600
Speaker 1: interested about where I'm not right now, The only song

1285
01:07:21,640 --> 01:07:24,040
Speaker 1: on the album that I cannot get into is Snow

1286
01:07:24,080 --> 01:07:26,520
Speaker 1: on the Beach. I don't know what's wrong with me.

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01:07:26,680 --> 01:07:28,920
Speaker 1: It's I Lana del Ray is on it. She's barely

1288
01:07:28,960 --> 01:07:31,360
Speaker 1: on it. Let's be honest with herselves. She's like you,

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01:07:31,760 --> 01:07:35,560
Speaker 1: it's the same with the time um uh. One from

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01:07:35,680 --> 01:07:40,200
Speaker 1: her from Evermore, um uh, the one that they did

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01:07:40,200 --> 01:07:42,200
Speaker 1: a guest on. I gotta can't come up with the

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01:07:42,280 --> 01:07:44,480
Speaker 1: name of it, but I uh, till the day he

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01:07:44,640 --> 01:07:47,920
Speaker 1: did that one, they just oh, oh that's all they

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01:07:47,960 --> 01:07:50,360
Speaker 1: do and it they literally say nothing in it. And

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01:07:50,360 --> 01:07:54,040
Speaker 1: I made a I made a Instagram video making fun

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01:07:54,080 --> 01:07:57,200
Speaker 1: of her doing that shoot with them because she's like, guys,

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01:07:57,240 --> 01:07:59,320
Speaker 1: be on my song and they're like yes, and they're like,

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01:08:00,160 --> 01:08:02,560
Speaker 1: you know, they start singing. She's like, can you do that?

1299
01:08:02,680 --> 01:08:04,920
Speaker 1: The parking lot, like we're gonna record you out there,

1300
01:08:05,080 --> 01:08:07,040
Speaker 1: like there's you can't hear them at all, and Laana,

1301
01:08:07,160 --> 01:08:09,000
Speaker 1: you can hear it all on stow on the beach.

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01:08:09,320 --> 01:08:11,280
Speaker 1: She has like one part where you can kind of

1303
01:08:11,320 --> 01:08:13,840
Speaker 1: hear her voice. But that's fine. Taylor can do whatever

1304
01:08:13,880 --> 01:08:16,680
Speaker 1: the funk she wants. And and I actually, although you

1305
01:08:16,720 --> 01:08:18,280
Speaker 1: can't hear a lot, I think Laana is all over

1306
01:08:18,320 --> 01:08:19,840
Speaker 1: that song. And I think that's why I don't like it.

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01:08:19,880 --> 01:08:22,519
Speaker 1: I'm not a huge Laana fan. I want things to

1308
01:08:22,600 --> 01:08:24,800
Speaker 1: just be Taylor. I don't want other people in them,

1309
01:08:25,400 --> 01:08:27,200
Speaker 1: even though I know she's a great artist on her own,

1310
01:08:27,200 --> 01:08:29,000
Speaker 1: and I have gotten into her stuff after a lot

1311
01:08:29,000 --> 01:08:30,840
Speaker 1: of Swifties have written me and said you got to

1312
01:08:30,880 --> 01:08:36,519
Speaker 1: check out Laana. Um. But my favorite song is now Labyrinth. Um,

1313
01:08:36,560 --> 01:08:41,760
Speaker 1: I'm obsessed with it. It is so um. I just oh,

1314
01:08:41,880 --> 01:08:45,479
Speaker 1: I'm falling in love. It's just like sad and like

1315
01:08:46,240 --> 01:08:48,240
Speaker 1: I love the little sounds in the background that sounds

1316
01:08:48,240 --> 01:08:51,519
Speaker 1: like a little like, um, it sounds like glitches, not

1317
01:08:51,600 --> 01:08:54,599
Speaker 1: to reference her song Glitch, but it's just sounds like, oh,

1318
01:08:54,640 --> 01:08:58,639
Speaker 1: look what's arriving right now? My new uh, thank you,

1319
01:08:58,880 --> 01:09:02,320
Speaker 1: my new camera um, is what Ham? What are you

1320
01:09:02,320 --> 01:09:05,880
Speaker 1: talking about Ham? The glitch like that's their part on

1321
01:09:06,000 --> 01:09:11,440
Speaker 1: the song? Did you say Ham? Ham? Huh? I am,

1322
01:09:11,600 --> 01:09:13,840
Speaker 1: I don't know. Wait do you think that band name

1323
01:09:13,920 --> 01:09:20,040
Speaker 1: is Ham? Tim? There you go? Did you really think

1324
01:09:20,080 --> 01:09:23,760
Speaker 1: it was Andrew? I don't know. He doesn't joke the

1325
01:09:23,800 --> 01:09:26,479
Speaker 1: eyes island. No, it was not a joke. No, what

1326
01:09:26,760 --> 01:09:31,320
Speaker 1: that was real? He thought it was Ham. He's hungry,

1327
01:09:31,320 --> 01:09:35,360
Speaker 1: and I thought Ham fell on the record, you know

1328
01:09:35,400 --> 01:09:38,320
Speaker 1: what I mean, Like I've ever seen loose Ham Lana

1329
01:09:38,400 --> 01:09:45,400
Speaker 1: del Man array. Oh my god. Okay, we haven't even

1330
01:09:45,439 --> 01:09:50,439
Speaker 1: done Final Thought yet, I know Final Thought. Can we

1331
01:09:50,479 --> 01:09:54,040
Speaker 1: get one more? Yes? I just wanted to quickly say

1332
01:09:54,080 --> 01:09:56,280
Speaker 1: I have a friend in town. She's a huge Swiftie,

1333
01:09:57,000 --> 01:09:58,840
Speaker 1: and all of the stuff that you were talking about

1334
01:09:58,840 --> 01:10:01,000
Speaker 1: Taylor Swift has led me to ask, like, all these

1335
01:10:01,120 --> 01:10:05,479
Speaker 1: questions and we have not stopped talking about Taylor Swift,

1336
01:10:05,800 --> 01:10:08,400
Speaker 1: her dating history. My friend is also a Harry so

1337
01:10:08,439 --> 01:10:10,559
Speaker 1: we've been talking about I didn't know that she dated

1338
01:10:10,600 --> 01:10:14,519
Speaker 1: Harry Styles and the other day being like I didn't

1339
01:10:14,560 --> 01:10:16,360
Speaker 1: know that she Yeah, I mean out of the woods

1340
01:10:16,400 --> 01:10:20,400
Speaker 1: about him, and I definitely think that. Um um uh,

1341
01:10:20,560 --> 01:10:22,759
Speaker 1: what's the question is about him because at the beginning

1342
01:10:22,800 --> 01:10:26,120
Speaker 1: of the song question it references the song out the Woods,

1343
01:10:26,120 --> 01:10:28,680
Speaker 1: and we all know it's about so like. Yeah, at

1344
01:10:28,720 --> 01:10:31,599
Speaker 1: the beginning of question it goes I remember, which is

1345
01:10:31,840 --> 01:10:35,919
Speaker 1: a put a direct pull from what is happening outside.

1346
01:10:35,960 --> 01:10:39,080
Speaker 1: Someone is messing in my what is going on? I'm

1347
01:10:39,240 --> 01:10:46,799
Speaker 1: so confused getting stolen. No, I'm not out of the woods.

1348
01:10:46,800 --> 01:10:49,519
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. That was really weird. Um. Yeah, she dated

1349
01:10:49,560 --> 01:10:53,920
Speaker 1: Harry Styles, she dated um, Joe Jonas, she dated John Mayer.

1350
01:10:54,120 --> 01:10:57,080
Speaker 1: I didn't know any of that, so I got his

1351
01:10:57,400 --> 01:10:59,320
Speaker 1: lesson yesterday. And there are a lot more people that

1352
01:10:59,360 --> 01:11:02,280
Speaker 1: we suspect dated that she hasn't talked about. And I'm

1353
01:11:02,320 --> 01:11:04,639
Speaker 1: not talking about Gaylor stuff. I'm talking about other men

1354
01:11:04,760 --> 01:11:11,240
Speaker 1: she's dated. Some speculate that the song um uh, the

1355
01:11:11,280 --> 01:11:14,200
Speaker 1: one that she did the video in Africa, the um

1356
01:11:14,240 --> 01:11:16,360
Speaker 1: I know not, I know places, God damn it. What's

1357
01:11:16,360 --> 01:11:18,280
Speaker 1: it called? I have it right here? Wildest Dreams might

1358
01:11:18,280 --> 01:11:20,720
Speaker 1: be about Alexander Scarsguard, who she may have met on

1359
01:11:20,760 --> 01:11:23,439
Speaker 1: The Giver, which did film in Africa. So people are

1360
01:11:23,439 --> 01:11:26,760
Speaker 1: thinking maybe that's about him, but there's no substantial evidence. Um,

1361
01:11:26,800 --> 01:11:29,559
Speaker 1: the lead singer of nine five. She may have dated

1362
01:11:29,640 --> 01:11:34,800
Speaker 1: him or I know for a fact that she did. Um, yeah,

1363
01:11:35,080 --> 01:11:37,439
Speaker 1: Jake Owen that Oh there's a song. Did you ever

1364
01:11:37,520 --> 01:11:40,360
Speaker 1: ask him? But I don't know. I feel weird asking,

1365
01:11:40,439 --> 01:11:44,640
Speaker 1: but I will. You have to ask him. There's a

1366
01:11:44,680 --> 01:11:48,920
Speaker 1: song called um uh that's uh the twinkle in your

1367
01:11:48,960 --> 01:11:50,720
Speaker 1: there's something about a twinkle of your eyes? Which one is?

1368
01:11:50,720 --> 01:11:53,320
Speaker 1: It is a picture to burn? No, it's um, I

1369
01:11:53,400 --> 01:11:55,200
Speaker 1: forget what well, let me just look up really quick.

1370
01:11:55,240 --> 01:11:58,400
Speaker 1: That Jake Owen Andrew's Friends is someone that Taylor Swift

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01:11:58,439 --> 01:12:01,960
Speaker 1: allegedly wrote a song about out And I can't do

1372
01:12:02,080 --> 01:12:05,680
Speaker 1: first show research. Ask for show research. You definitely need

1373
01:12:05,760 --> 01:12:10,680
Speaker 1: to sparks fly, sparks fly, brain maining, braining brain. And

1374
01:12:10,680 --> 01:12:13,240
Speaker 1: there's tons of pictures of them together and she is

1375
01:12:13,280 --> 01:12:16,719
Speaker 1: cuddled up to him, Yo, like this is real. It happened.

1376
01:12:16,960 --> 01:12:21,800
Speaker 1: I think it happened. Um, he's a handsome man. Oh

1377
01:12:21,840 --> 01:12:23,760
Speaker 1: my god, I can't believe you know someone that may

1378
01:12:23,800 --> 01:12:26,240
Speaker 1: have been with Taylor Swift and you could get answers.

1379
01:12:26,320 --> 01:12:28,599
Speaker 1: I'm so mad he doesn't drink anymore. You could really

1380
01:12:28,600 --> 01:12:31,960
Speaker 1: get what would you want to how it happened, what

1381
01:12:32,000 --> 01:12:33,960
Speaker 1: went down, what he felt like when he heard sparks

1382
01:12:33,960 --> 01:12:36,240
Speaker 1: Fly might be about him? What does he think sparks

1383
01:12:36,240 --> 01:12:38,360
Speaker 1: Fly is about him? What in the song makes it

1384
01:12:38,400 --> 01:12:40,920
Speaker 1: think it's about him? What was the course of their Like,

1385
01:12:41,040 --> 01:12:43,080
Speaker 1: I don't know, thinks you would ask a guy friend

1386
01:12:43,240 --> 01:12:48,720
Speaker 1: if you've got if you christ, I know it would

1387
01:12:48,760 --> 01:12:51,120
Speaker 1: be way worse. It would be it would be too intimate.

1388
01:12:51,200 --> 01:12:56,160
Speaker 1: I would I would I think guys around him. Yeah, okay,

1389
01:12:56,200 --> 01:12:59,400
Speaker 1: I'll want to listen. I don't like to pry into Taylor.

1390
01:13:00,040 --> 01:13:02,080
Speaker 1: It really would not care about that. I just want

1391
01:13:02,080 --> 01:13:04,559
Speaker 1: to know, like did they talk on the phone? Did

1392
01:13:04,560 --> 01:13:06,240
Speaker 1: they talk on a I M I mean this is

1393
01:13:06,280 --> 01:13:08,040
Speaker 1: back in the day, Like how did they meet? Where

1394
01:13:08,040 --> 01:13:13,080
Speaker 1: did they first? Black eyes? What do you think? Do you? Okay, well,

1395
01:13:13,160 --> 01:13:16,200
Speaker 1: like stop this speculation, you get us answers, Andrew, you

1396
01:13:16,240 --> 01:13:18,519
Speaker 1: could have answer, okay, you know what. I I know.

1397
01:13:18,560 --> 01:13:20,160
Speaker 1: I'm glad we did this because I think I would

1398
01:13:20,160 --> 01:13:21,800
Speaker 1: have went straight to like so I was the sex

1399
01:13:21,920 --> 01:13:24,800
Speaker 1: and I'm glad that she was a virgin back then.

1400
01:13:24,880 --> 01:13:27,439
Speaker 1: Baby she definitely like I'm thinking this and she would

1401
01:13:27,560 --> 01:13:30,120
Speaker 1: not have fun Jake, and like they didn't date long enough?

1402
01:13:30,200 --> 01:13:32,280
Speaker 1: No way, No, I want to know about that and

1403
01:13:32,320 --> 01:13:34,439
Speaker 1: I don't want to know about that either. Yeah, I

1404
01:13:34,479 --> 01:13:38,080
Speaker 1: mean on the on on air. I don't actually, Nikki,

1405
01:13:38,400 --> 01:13:42,479
Speaker 1: she's so riled up. I think this voice message is perfect. Okay,

1406
01:13:42,479 --> 01:13:45,919
Speaker 1: I am Ryan Taylor, Nicky Andrew. Noah, it's her bestie

1407
01:13:45,920 --> 01:13:49,920
Speaker 1: Taylor here with a very Taylor centric question. Who I

1408
01:13:50,080 --> 01:13:52,120
Speaker 1: just listened to the episode where you see how many

1409
01:13:52,160 --> 01:13:54,760
Speaker 1: of something you can name in thirty seconds? Yes, and

1410
01:13:54,800 --> 01:13:56,439
Speaker 1: I'm so shocked, no want to ask you to name

1411
01:13:56,479 --> 01:14:01,320
Speaker 1: Taylor Swift songs. So, Nikki, how many Taylor Swift song

1412
01:14:01,439 --> 01:14:05,800
Speaker 1: titles can you name in thirty seconds? Go? Paris, out

1413
01:14:05,880 --> 01:14:09,559
Speaker 1: of the Woods, I know, places clean, ready for it,

1414
01:14:10,000 --> 01:14:15,439
Speaker 1: blank Space, bad Blood, Delicate, all too well, all to well.

1415
01:14:15,520 --> 01:14:22,280
Speaker 1: Ten minute version, that's cheating, um uh, this love um uh,

1416
01:14:22,720 --> 01:14:29,560
Speaker 1: sparks fly read, um I'm going through that New Romantics

1417
01:14:30,000 --> 01:14:39,160
Speaker 1: um uh. The hair style um uh. Ten minutes got

1418
01:14:39,160 --> 01:14:41,040
Speaker 1: you going, and then you go, that's cheating, And I

1419
01:14:41,040 --> 01:14:43,200
Speaker 1: was like, that's I thought. I almost counted that as

1420
01:14:43,240 --> 01:14:51,479
Speaker 1: a song. I My finger started going well. He called

1421
01:14:51,479 --> 01:14:54,280
Speaker 1: me on a Tuesday and he said he wasn't home.

1422
01:14:54,680 --> 01:14:57,200
Speaker 1: I could tell by the way he talked and from

1423
01:14:57,320 --> 01:15:02,880
Speaker 1: his lion tone he was cheated. That's cheating, cheating on

1424
01:15:03,120 --> 01:15:11,639
Speaker 1: me that we got it. That's it. Yeah, alright guys,

1425
01:15:11,640 --> 01:15:13,439
Speaker 1: I gotta go write the rest of the song. Thank

1426
01:15:13,479 --> 01:15:15,680
Speaker 1: you for listening. Have such a great weekend. Thank you

1427
01:15:15,720 --> 01:15:17,640
Speaker 1: for all the fan traxes. Leave us some if you

1428
01:15:17,760 --> 01:15:22,320
Speaker 1: are inclined to or inspired to, don't be Coo and Jean.

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01:15:24,800 --> 01:15:26,759
Speaker 1: Yeah Baby,