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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, Hi, guys, welcome to this episode of

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Speaker 1: Emergency or to Come today.

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Speaker 2: We're gonna get into so many crazy, so many.

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Speaker 1: Crazy topics you won't even know. You'll walk away having

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Speaker 1: no idea what was said. They never put me in

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Speaker 1: squid Games.

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Speaker 3: Wait, that is crazy when you up.

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Speaker 1: That's the only self tape in my life I've ever done,

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Speaker 1: and I really wanted that.

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Speaker 3: Let's talk about let's talk about this.

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Speaker 2: I put my heart and soul in it.

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Speaker 3: We put squid Games on the map.

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Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying, because nobody was even talking about

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Speaker 1: sCOD gays before we were, Like, I.

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Speaker 3: Saw somebody talk about that. Let's talk about mister Beast.

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Speaker 2: I will say we were the first grown adults.

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Speaker 1: Actually, it's not a good thing, like it's we were

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Speaker 1: the only grown adults who were privy to mister bees until.

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Speaker 2: All the people we knew started having kids.

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Speaker 1: Now, all the adults in my life, for the most part,

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Speaker 1: know about mister Beasts because they have children.

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Speaker 3: Wait, let's get mister Beasts on Howard Stern.

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Speaker 1: Let's get him on the guillotine in the middle of

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Speaker 1: a public square. And I want to be holding guys.

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Speaker 3: I've called mister beasts demonic in the last four episodes,

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Speaker 3: and he still sends me p R And guess what

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Speaker 3: I've eaten every single bit of fucking chocolate he sent me. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: what am I going to throw it away?

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Speaker 4: That's not.

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Speaker 3: Well. There's two left, but they're happy and I started them.

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Speaker 1: Yes, he tried to convince me to try them, and

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Speaker 1: I'm just not because the flavors sound disgusting. Actually it's

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Speaker 1: like I but I also I hate white chocolate. White

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Speaker 1: chocolate to me is actually repulsive.

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Speaker 3: What about me? Easy? White chocolate? White boys are changing

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Speaker 3: the game? Look at me? Okay. The first thing I

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Speaker 3: want to talk about today is I don't think I

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Speaker 3: can fully trust someone that chooses diet coke over regular coke.

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Speaker 3: I don't think you love yourself.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it says a lot about where that person is

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Speaker 1: a spiritually.

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Speaker 3: The only people I can trust are Bennie and Marybeth.

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Speaker 3: Other than that, like everybody.

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Speaker 1: Else, they drink diet coke. Yeah, they love free yourself.

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Speaker 4: Well, I tried it recently. It's actually pretty good.

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Speaker 3: Some don't even like every time I order a soda

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Speaker 3: from a restaurant. It's actually it actually is becoming my

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Speaker 3: problem it's becoming a problem because everyone's drinking diet coke.

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Speaker 3: I'm the last real coke drink. I'm the last real

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Speaker 3: coke drinker.

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Speaker 1: I'm not kidding. I've been given diet coke because, like

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Speaker 1: I on ironically recently, it happened to me when I

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Speaker 1: was and I literally went like to myself, Yeah, why

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Speaker 1: are you trying to put diet coke on me? Also,

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Speaker 1: to me, it's like people who were like either on

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Speaker 1: one side or the other about like like vaping or smoking.

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Speaker 1: It's like baby, baby, baby, that shouldn't be in you.

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Speaker 1: You're letting it get all up and you get your

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Speaker 1: fucking feet down, like something is wrong with you, bitch.

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Speaker 1: That's disgusting.

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Speaker 5: Also, your socks are like ugly. There's very generic ugly socks,

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Speaker 5: and I believe that you should be somebody who's like

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Speaker 5: upping your sock game because I think they're cute.

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Speaker 3: But I just have a foot thing.

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Speaker 1: What did I say? Everything Drew puts on is from

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Speaker 1: closet Danya, So like.

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Speaker 3: What am I wearing? That's yours? Right now?

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Speaker 1: My genes?

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Speaker 2: Those are my genes, those are my genes.

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Speaker 3: What else?

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Speaker 1: What's that? Where's that shirt from? I? Mean my socks.

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Speaker 1: Those are definitely wearing ariz.

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Speaker 3: No, no, no, And we did that at Ritzia campaign.

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Speaker 3: They gave us a bunch of.

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Speaker 2: Moneybe those socks.

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Speaker 1: Have not do that long you take my socks.

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Speaker 3: I swear to god.

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Speaker 1: I don't also not finishing that sid They gave us

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Speaker 1: a lot of money.

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Speaker 3: Well, no, they gave us a lot of money. And

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Speaker 3: like store credit, which I didn't. You didn't use it,

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Speaker 3: which is crazy. But I bought a bunch of shit

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Speaker 3: and then gave it away to all my friends. But

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Speaker 3: I bought for myself a bunch of socks, TNA socks

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Speaker 3: from them, and when I got them, they were all

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Speaker 3: mid cut. And now I'm a midcut queen. But every

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Speaker 3: time I go to the gym and I'm wearing a

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Speaker 3: midcut sock, I look like a pervert. That's another thing

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Speaker 3: I don't understand.

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Speaker 4: That makes perfect sense, That makes perfect it.

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Speaker 3: Makes perfect sense.

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Speaker 2: What about that is pervy?

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Speaker 3: Well, no, because I'm looking at all of the naked

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Speaker 3: guys in the locker room.

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Speaker 1: I'm not kidding for some reason, Like if I saw

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Speaker 1: somebody perving out in a locker room and they were

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Speaker 1: If they were wearing mid cut socks, let alone mid

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Speaker 1: cut TNA socks perving out in.

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Speaker 3: The corner, that's a dangerous.

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Speaker 2: Why that check her purse hard.

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Speaker 3: To check her hard drive? We also, what is it

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Speaker 3: if you stink in the winter, You're a dangerous motherfuckery? Ooh, bitch,

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Speaker 3: you're dangerous, bad mind you. Our heater has been out

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Speaker 3: in our house for literally two months now. Today before

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Speaker 3: they were recording, I finally got the age fact people

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Speaker 3: in here to come look at it. Bitch. They didn't

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Speaker 3: fix it. They just literally left and made a.

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Speaker 1: Bunch of fucking noise. Honestly, yeah, that's what they did.

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Speaker 3: They were like, sorry, so now me and Enya are

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Speaker 3: freezing fucking cold in our house. Woke up this morning

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Speaker 3: fifty eight degrees inside our home. Yeah, it's in la

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Speaker 3: and it stays inside all day even if it's ninety degrees.

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Speaker 1: I was talking to my therapist about it, and I

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Speaker 1: was like, part of my seasonal depression. I'm really like

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Speaker 1: I'm like I can't leave the house because now in

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Speaker 3: And also I don't want to take a show to

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Speaker 3: our rooms. We can't explore our own home because it's

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Speaker 3: literally like an arctic junker.

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Speaker 2: I mean, I will say my room does have heating.

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Speaker 3: I know, and yea, this is the only room that

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Speaker 3: has heating, which is so gay.

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Speaker 1: Well, actually it's God protecting women.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's protecting your ovaries, your baby makers.

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Speaker 1: So that I can have children soon. I'm bored of shit.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna have a kid, not get No.

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Speaker 3: I help raise it. I think we would be good parents. No,

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Speaker 3: I mean we would hate each other, but like we

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Speaker 3: would be good parents. We would raise that kid, right.

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Speaker 1: I think anybody who would have who would First of all,

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Speaker 1: I don't want to raise a kid with anybody period.

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Speaker 1: I would want it. I want I would want it

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Speaker 1: to be a solo job because, like everything in my life,

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Speaker 1: I think I have an issue where like I like

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Speaker 1: we would survive.

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Speaker 3: No, we wouldn't.

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Speaker 1: No, we wouldn't. But no, our kid would actually maybe

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Speaker 1: be horrifying because they'd be like, yeah, my parents were great.

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Speaker 1: They haven't spoken to each other verbally, and they haven't

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Speaker 3: This podcast for five years, to a.

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Speaker 1: Point where we just literally don't speak to each other anymore.

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Speaker 1: What do you think would break the silence?

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Speaker 3: Me? Well, I would try to call you, but you

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Speaker 3: wouldn't answer your damn phone.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, true or true?

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Speaker 4: True?

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Speaker 1: True? No, No, I don't think. I really can't foresee

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Speaker 1: that happening though, No, because we we we really butt

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Speaker 1: heads and it's fine.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we yelled at each other the other day for

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Speaker 3: the first time in five years.

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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, Like literally I was just so frustrated.

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Speaker 1: Like I think it was like valid on both ends,

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Speaker 1: but definitely a lot of it was I've just been

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Speaker 2: Which actually I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I'm kind of confused by myself, and that's also what

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Speaker 1: I was talking to my therapist about. I don't know

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Speaker 1: I'm definitely easily like frustrated right now. How many times

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Speaker 1: can I say that word?

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Speaker 3: What word?

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Speaker 1: I was trying so hard to like think of like

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Speaker 1: busting in trade or something like something that sounded like

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Speaker 1: frustrated busting trade, I said. I was trying something like

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Speaker 1: That's why I was like silent, It's just not happening.

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Speaker 3: It's just been laughing it. That's where your brain went,

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Speaker 3: bust in trade, dude.

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Speaker 2: Well, frustrated but.

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Speaker 3: Traded. As I blazed before the episode today.

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Speaker 1: I wish, Oh my god, there was like at one

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Speaker 1: point this summer you were like open to smoking like

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Speaker 3: I mean, Barbie had her birthday party and I went

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Speaker 3: and she got the you know, the bouquet of flowers

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Speaker 3: that Rosalie got Charlie question Mark with cigarettes in it.

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Speaker 3: She got the same flower arrangement, different flowers, but with

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Speaker 3: a bunch of joints.

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Speaker 1: Wait, how did they make the flowers live that long?

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Speaker 1: It was it the same flower arrangement.

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Speaker 3: No different flowers. Ok, yeah, but it had eighty joints

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Speaker 3: in it. And I didn't tell Barbie this, but I

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Speaker 3: did take.

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Speaker 1: A joint stole from Barbie.

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Speaker 3: I stole from Barbie at her birthday party. And I

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Speaker 3: also took a macro dose of hallucinogenic mushrooms and didn't

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Speaker 3: feel anything.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna like if your foot isn't that trying.

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Speaker 4: To I'm just trying to relax because I have a

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Speaker 4: table now.

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Speaker 3: So, Gay, where's our goddamn surprise. You've been talking about

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Speaker 3: a surprise for five months?

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Speaker 4: Bro, dude, well you you know what it is?

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Speaker 1: Wait? Was the painting not it?

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Speaker 3: The painting? Was it? I was like trying to like

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Speaker 3: set it up where.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, what's crazy?

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Speaker 1: Actually we need to, we really need to. You're about

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Speaker 1: to be put on the spot crazy And it's just

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Speaker 1: because I'm born and have nothing else to talk about.

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Speaker 1: So like, I'm really sorry. It's crazy how men will

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Speaker 1: talk about having a surprise for How long was it?

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Speaker 3: He was? He was like it was over six weeks.

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Speaker 2: It was like I have a surprise. I have a

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Speaker 2: surprise for you.

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Speaker 1: I got something crazy for you guys, like this whole

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Speaker 1: illusion and I'm thinking like okay, I'm like, oh what

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Speaker 1: God spent Yeah, I'm like I'm like wow, Like I'm

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Speaker 1: a gift giver by nature, like that's my love language.

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Speaker 2: I'm like, oh my god.

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Speaker 1: He actually went out of his like he saw something

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Speaker 1: and it reminded him of.

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Speaker 3: Exactly what I think.

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Speaker 1: That's so cute talking about the surprise, bitch. Come to

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Speaker 3: It's so amazing, literally hanging up in our house.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, bitch, it's an oil painting of Drew knocked out

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Speaker 1: Mind you say, man, who like, what was it twenty

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Speaker 1: Yeah, bitch, it's not a fucking candy the fuck Like wow, wow,

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Speaker 3: For shure right now.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like I'm not well, you don't get dinner.

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Speaker 4: Worth I think I had like a like my stomach

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Speaker 3: Okay snakes, wait, gummy sours steaks?

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Speaker 3: Now, I know, let's get used to it. I know,

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Speaker 1: Well, he showed it to Drew, and then I wasn't

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Speaker 4: No, it is execution, but it's in the house and

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Speaker 3: Do you want one of your Christmas gifts right now? Yeah?

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Speaker 4: No, not not right now now?

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Speaker 3: Why also, I got you this year? Give you two

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Speaker 3: goaded fucking gifts MacBook prop pro.

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Speaker 1: Why the fuck when you think you're getting two devices?

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Speaker 4: Because the look on my face would make it worth it.

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Speaker 1: No, it's not two thousand and eight. No one gives

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Speaker 4: Shown crazy.

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Speaker 3: We're not. I'm not giving you your gift anymore.

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Speaker 1: Mitch. I was saying, you're like talking about this is

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Speaker 1: because they get rewarded for mid ass behavior. The fuck

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Speaker 1: Now we're giving Kai two gifts, two gifts, Mitch. We

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Speaker 1: already job you were life. We we wow, we give

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Speaker 4: You have two gifts? They're your eyes?

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Speaker 1: Happens every morning you were gonna say you and Drew

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Speaker 1: like I don't really think all.

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Speaker 1: But some people I've given, I've gotten my gifts for

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Speaker 3: I just threw money at it. It was not thoughtful.

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Speaker 3: Most of my gifts were not thoughtful.

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Speaker 1: Well, everyone in my family is like at the age

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Speaker 1: my little siblings are two chungus ass teenagers.

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Speaker 3: Like, no, fuck my chud life. I'm such a chud.

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Speaker 1: Wait, what's a what is it? Chud?

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Speaker 4: Chud is like the opposite of a chad. A chud

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Speaker 3: I'm literally so chad coated.

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Speaker 4: No you're not, because you you moug me. So you're

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Speaker 4: constantly mugging me.

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Speaker 3: Mug me. Wait, there was like a song that just

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Speaker 1: Maxing era eating disorders have always been corny, but it's

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Speaker 3: Speaking of I was just texting Kai this morning. They

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Speaker 1: What does that mean?

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Speaker 4: I actually, I don't think you sent that to me.

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Speaker 3: I did? You didn't watch it? Sorry, I have to

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Speaker 3: take my zinc pill.

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Speaker 4: I was working.

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Speaker 3: The guys. Don't let me forget to take my zinc.

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Speaker 1: You're mad, annoying. I don't think like one. I don't

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Speaker 1: think you're gonna get sick. I don't think your friend

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Speaker 1: then they like ground themselves and they reconnect to their

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Speaker 3: Sick because I'm mega dosing zinc and I'm gonna make

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna make giant boba pills that is so discussed.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna make what is it fetucini. Yeah, I'm gonna

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Speaker 3: make buffalo like big loads of mozzarella or barrata yeah.

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Speaker 4: Cutting the mozzarella or it comes out there's a film

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Speaker 4: that's what's gonna Yeah, but no, I make.

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Speaker 3: It those saying I'm in the Golden era, right or wait,

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Speaker 3: not me being in my zinc era. I'm in my

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Speaker 3: joy era. I'm in my giggle boots era, Like, okay,

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Speaker 3: I'm in my prosperity era. I'm in my gratitude era,

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Speaker 3: all on top of all.

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Speaker 1: Of that, Okay, does that like rank higher than the

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Speaker 1: other things.

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Speaker 3: It's like the very bottom.

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Speaker 1: But it's always a part, like how many pieces of piece.

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Speaker 3: It will always be there.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, she will never I know it kind of it sucks. No, Like,

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Speaker 1: literally the foundation of my thinking is suicidal ideation. I

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Speaker 1: talking to my therapist, but I.

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Speaker 3: All you did this week?

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Speaker 1: I know. That's literally, that's kind of like one of

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Speaker 1: Drew this week. I guess I know. I hung out

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Speaker 1: with Rain.

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Speaker 4: It's dead.

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Speaker 3: I'm sorry my vibrator is dead.

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Speaker 2: Why is your vibrator just like in your pocket?

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Speaker 3: Also? Why is your vibrator under my pillow that I

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Speaker 1: Was it? Actually no, it wasn't. I put it in

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Speaker 3: You got to bed the other day. When I made

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna put the pillows up, and I lifted it up.

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Speaker 3: And I've never liked like I went no, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: I know me. That's my No, it's twin M. That's

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Speaker 1: I wish, I wish twitch was around for like that

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Speaker 3: Like you now, and everyone thought we were fucking losers

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Speaker 3: for live streaming back then? Do you remember that I

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Speaker 3: do more ship?

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Speaker 2: I can't believe my dad.

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Speaker 1: Like, actually, I don't think my dad knew I was

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Speaker 1: doing you Now. Every time I did it, it was

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Speaker 3: Remember when we would go on to you Now and

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Speaker 3: just like violently trolled normies. I felt so bad. We

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Speaker 1: It would be like thirteen literally, like we would send

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Speaker 1: It'd be like, do you want to watch? I'm gonna

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Speaker 3: We were bored as fuck. Oh wait, Josh released a

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Speaker 1: By the way, I know. That video makes me so happy.

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Speaker 1: Like it's so funny.

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Speaker 3: I've seen it about five thousand times because it was

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Speaker 1: Dude. It's so it's actually kind of spooky. Oh, it's

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Speaker 1: kind of nice though, because looking at that almost gives

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Speaker 3: Filler, it's like, oh, I did things.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I was alive. I was alive in March. Oh

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Speaker 1: my god, that's good to know. Like, that's how I

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Speaker 3: This is my year of rest and relaxation. And I

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Speaker 1: I know you've been. I knew it was gonna happen

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Speaker 3: I'm taking I'm up to six milligrams and I already.

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Speaker 3: It's crazy. What's crazy is when I don't take it.

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Speaker 3: No, I took it last night. Remember when I kept

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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, that's so you jumped up from two

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Speaker 2: So hopefully by your birthday you'll be at like.

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Speaker 3: Eighty twelve miligram pill.

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Speaker 1: Dude, I cannot believe there was a time where I

446
00:21:00,200 --> 00:21:02,280
Speaker 1: was taking like forty and then eighty.

447
00:21:02,920 --> 00:21:04,800
Speaker 3: You literally only need point two five.

448
00:21:06,800 --> 00:21:09,280
Speaker 2: I'm so lucky that didn't destroy my sleep.

449
00:21:09,359 --> 00:21:11,359
Speaker 3: I am taking so much, it's like I'm not. I

450
00:21:11,400 --> 00:21:13,640
Speaker 3: think I'm literally I think I've tricked my brain into

451
00:21:13,680 --> 00:21:15,960
Speaker 3: thinking I'm like getting high off of it or something, but.

452
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Speaker 1: Like I think, yeah, in that delirious time before you

453
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Speaker 1: fall asleep, if you get.

454
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Speaker 2: You don't you don't get high or like I mean,

455
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Speaker 2: last night, I.

456
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Speaker 3: Went shut the fuck up. After I took it. I

457
00:21:25,080 --> 00:21:27,000
Speaker 3: came to your room and you were dead tired, and

458
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Speaker 3: I was talking your fucking ear off.

459
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Speaker 1: I was good, though, because I had.

460
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Speaker 2: More time to eat sour speketta.

461
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Speaker 3: Yeah we're talking.

462
00:21:33,200 --> 00:21:34,239
Speaker 2: Also, it did keep me up.

463
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Speaker 3: Also took everything shower and in your shower. That was special.

464
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Speaker 1: Literally, the biggest compliment ever was how much you like it.

465
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Speaker 1: I'm not even kidding.

466
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Speaker 3: I use every one of her products except for the

467
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Speaker 3: Sacred Beauty hair stuff because I thought it was expensive.

468
00:21:50,520 --> 00:21:53,240
Speaker 1: It is pretty expensive. I was like, I really want

469
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Speaker 1: their hair growth stuff because I'm balding.

470
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Speaker 3: So I really get on fin and dirt bro.

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Speaker 1: Fence and all. Yeah, fencanyl and what dust do tash

472
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Speaker 1: tride do tash tride. It's actually disgusting how many names

473
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Speaker 1: of like random things.

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Speaker 3: Like that and tried, tried rather true tide g ll

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Speaker 3: o p.

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Speaker 1: Glop. Wait, oh no, that's that's o zempic. No, Drew's

477
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Speaker 1: on ozempic now, so now we can both Okay, at

478
00:22:27,119 --> 00:22:29,920
Speaker 1: least now we can both get love. Now we can

479
00:22:29,960 --> 00:22:32,080
Speaker 1: both just admit we're both on oz.

480
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Speaker 2: We are loving it.

481
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Speaker 1: This episode is actually sponsored by one of those off

482
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Speaker 1: brand weird ones, one of the off brand weird ones

483
00:22:40,440 --> 00:22:42,439
Speaker 1: that you see and just like you don't think you

484
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Speaker 1: should take, but you're gonna get the go ahead from

485
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Speaker 1: me and Drew right.

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Speaker 3: Take it in surplus. It feels great anacious all the time,

487
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Speaker 3: O d on it all. I literally just stop throwing up.

488
00:22:55,920 --> 00:22:59,640
Speaker 2: I just can't stop sapping myself. That's the craziest parts.

489
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Speaker 1: Wait to me is I'm like, y'all have the audacity

490
00:23:03,800 --> 00:23:07,280
Speaker 1: to look at me sideways, because yeah, fuck it, I'll

491
00:23:07,280 --> 00:23:09,600
Speaker 1: wake up at six am and by eight am I

492
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Speaker 1: want to smoke a joy I've already been up for

493
00:23:11,520 --> 00:23:14,880
Speaker 1: two hours. Oh but I'm crazy. Meanwhile, you wake up,

494
00:23:14,960 --> 00:23:16,560
Speaker 1: you go and make your coffee, and then you stab

495
00:23:16,600 --> 00:23:20,879
Speaker 1: yourself in the fucking thigh so that you're not hungry. Like,

496
00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:23,159
Speaker 1: the whole thing to me is crazy because of so

497
00:23:23,200 --> 00:23:25,920
Speaker 1: many reasons. I already said eating disorders are corny. They are.

498
00:23:26,080 --> 00:23:29,359
Speaker 1: But yeah, just like the idea of stabbing yourself. First

499
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Speaker 1: of all, if you're that desperate and you don't need

500
00:23:31,600 --> 00:23:36,280
Speaker 1: that shit, kill yourself. Two if that doesn't work, don't

501
00:23:36,280 --> 00:23:39,119
Speaker 1: take that starve yourself. Oh that doesn't work. Seems like

502
00:23:39,119 --> 00:23:40,720
Speaker 1: you're actually not in it. For the love of the

503
00:23:40,720 --> 00:23:43,520
Speaker 1: fucking game, bitch, tap out and just live life. You

504
00:23:43,640 --> 00:23:44,640
Speaker 1: fucking lose your life.

505
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Speaker 3: Love. Eat whatever you want. And only I hear that

506
00:23:47,560 --> 00:23:49,280
Speaker 3: things you should eat whatever you want.

507
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Speaker 1: The only person here who thinks like it's actually not

508
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Speaker 1: that serious And a lot of y'all need a hobby,

509
00:23:54,440 --> 00:23:58,960
Speaker 1: like what ugh, But yeah, that's why I chew my fingernails. Guys,

510
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Speaker 1: just chew your finger nail else.

511
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Speaker 3: Yeah, and I still like it's been on my mind. Yeah,

512
00:24:05,240 --> 00:24:08,320
Speaker 3: are he I put put up the Christmas tree.

513
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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Well we can't enjoy it because the living

514
00:24:11,240 --> 00:24:13,240
Speaker 1: room is are terrible.

515
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Speaker 2: It's like last night me and Drew.

516
00:24:18,160 --> 00:24:21,760
Speaker 1: Into the living room being like it's so cute, and

517
00:24:21,800 --> 00:24:23,760
Speaker 1: then we're like saying, they were like we should watch

518
00:24:23,800 --> 00:24:25,919
Speaker 1: a movie or something, and then both of them just

519
00:24:26,160 --> 00:24:26,960
Speaker 1: like war.

520
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Speaker 6: I literally, I literally like I was sitting in there

521
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Speaker 6: for five seconds, and I went up to Indya's like dungeon,

522
00:24:33,800 --> 00:24:36,040
Speaker 6: her warm dungeon, and I was like, and we should

523
00:24:36,040 --> 00:24:37,440
Speaker 6: like hang out in the living room, like go read

524
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Speaker 6: in the living room and I'll journal next to you.

525
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Speaker 3: I'm not kidding. We both were in there for two

526
00:24:43,240 --> 00:24:46,480
Speaker 3: minutes before silently no one said a word. We both

527
00:24:46,640 --> 00:24:48,439
Speaker 3: just left and went to our own space.

528
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Speaker 1: It's so cold that the couch is cold, like the

529
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Speaker 1: filling of the couch is cold, so then when you

530
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Speaker 1: sit on it to try to get comfy, you have

531
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Speaker 1: to wait like twenty minutes for your body to like

532
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Speaker 1: maybe warm it up.

533
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Speaker 3: But it's so Also, the fucking blankets out of the

534
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Speaker 3: living room into his room. I know, my Spotify Wrap

535
00:25:09,240 --> 00:25:14,280
Speaker 3: blanket from twenty twenty three. That's my Spotify blanket. That's

536
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Speaker 3: my discussy Do we.

537
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Speaker 1: Still have that Spotify wrap blanket because we're not real

538
00:25:19,320 --> 00:25:22,000
Speaker 1: adult and we like refuse to buy a different blank

539
00:25:22,040 --> 00:25:24,480
Speaker 1: every time I'm on blanket for the living room is

540
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Speaker 1: a blanket from some.

541
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Speaker 3: Random pr oryan's like Alexander McQueen blanket from twenty twenty

542
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Speaker 3: two that they gifted her. Every time I'm on Pinterest,

543
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Speaker 3: I see this blanket that I want to get and

544
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Speaker 3: I don't get it.

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Speaker 1: Oh, I love that.

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Speaker 3: Fun fact. Also, actually, I did have a really cute

547
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Speaker 3: blanket that would be so pretty in our living room

548
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Speaker 3: right now, but wine got spilt all over it.

549
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Speaker 1: Sabrina to a fucking picnic.

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Speaker 3: That's exactly what where has sad?

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Speaker 1: Why would you bring that outside if you don't want

552
00:26:07,080 --> 00:26:08,160
Speaker 1: it to get all fucked up?

553
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Speaker 6: Yeah?

554
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Speaker 3: That's my ball?

555
00:26:09,760 --> 00:26:10,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, that is true.

556
00:26:10,520 --> 00:26:11,160
Speaker 3: That's my ball.

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Speaker 1: Where is it?

558
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Speaker 3: It's in the back of my car. I just keep

559
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Speaker 3: it in there to cover like my valuables if I

560
00:26:15,960 --> 00:26:17,040
Speaker 3: park in a scary place.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if I would say anything you have

562
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Speaker 1: on the daily is a valuable like that, unless it's

563
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Speaker 1: like a shopping bag. No offense.

564
00:26:26,680 --> 00:26:33,560
Speaker 3: You don't got a high yetti bag my sunglasses. Actually no,

565
00:26:33,720 --> 00:26:39,200
Speaker 3: I keep my literally priceless Aphex Twin artifact in my car.

566
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Speaker 1: I think you might find that the people who are

567
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Speaker 1: breaking the back of windshields don't give a fuck who

568
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Speaker 1: the Aphex Twins are. Who those girls are.

569
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Speaker 2: They're like Aphex Twins.

570
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Speaker 3: Okay, guys, I got it for retail.

571
00:26:52,280 --> 00:26:53,200
Speaker 2: Wait is it your umbrella?

572
00:26:55,240 --> 00:26:57,040
Speaker 3: I think the metaglasses are the mark of the beast,

573
00:26:57,119 --> 00:26:59,960
Speaker 3: by the way. I think they're truly truly cursed object.

574
00:27:00,240 --> 00:27:05,800
Speaker 3: And I think that like if you wear those in public,

575
00:27:07,800 --> 00:27:12,800
Speaker 3: And just like record, I haven't finished this thoughtfully yet,

576
00:27:12,960 --> 00:27:20,360
Speaker 3: so and you take it away? Umm, exactly what she said.

577
00:27:20,760 --> 00:27:22,720
Speaker 2: I actually I and ironically, and.

578
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Speaker 1: Before I say this, surveillance, remember if I've ever had

579
00:27:27,960 --> 00:27:30,520
Speaker 1: videos like this, But I have always been of the

580
00:27:30,600 --> 00:27:33,879
Speaker 1: nature that I don't put people in videos if I

581
00:27:33,880 --> 00:27:36,320
Speaker 1: don't fucking know them, and they I haven't gotten like

582
00:27:36,520 --> 00:27:38,920
Speaker 1: some sort of like agreement from them. And the one

583
00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:42,040
Speaker 1: video I had a stranger in ever, I think was

584
00:27:42,040 --> 00:27:45,080
Speaker 1: my Tantacon video, and that person I think wanted it

585
00:27:45,160 --> 00:27:48,879
Speaker 1: taken down and I like edited her out and stuff like,

586
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Speaker 1: I No, I.

587
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Speaker 3: Think it's just like adding to surveillance culture, Peter Tierpalenteer, Bro.

588
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Speaker 1: You know what I was thinking, Like if I I

589
00:28:00,320 --> 00:28:02,800
Speaker 1: was running away from somebody, like say I robbed the

590
00:28:02,840 --> 00:28:05,200
Speaker 1: fucking Claires and I'm running through the parking lot. Fuck,

591
00:28:05,240 --> 00:28:07,480
Speaker 1: they're on my tail, Like I gotta get out of here.

592
00:28:07,760 --> 00:28:10,280
Speaker 1: Ho half the cars in the fucking parking lat have

593
00:28:10,359 --> 00:28:13,119
Speaker 1: cameras on them. Like in about ten years, somebody's a

594
00:28:13,240 --> 00:28:15,600
Speaker 1: cop can just probably connect to all the cars and

595
00:28:15,640 --> 00:28:17,960
Speaker 1: be like scanning for body heat. And like I can't

596
00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:21,840
Speaker 1: even hide between cars in a parking soon, Like what

597
00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:25,600
Speaker 1: can I do? Bro? I can't hypothetically steal from Clares

598
00:28:25,600 --> 00:28:28,960
Speaker 1: and hide behind cars soon because some motherfucker, some snitch

599
00:28:28,960 --> 00:28:32,080
Speaker 1: ass motherfucker actually is gonna have a screen recording of

600
00:28:32,119 --> 00:28:34,399
Speaker 1: it and then be like, oh my god, actually random

601
00:28:34,440 --> 00:28:36,200
Speaker 1: as fuck. But this girl was hiding by my car.

602
00:28:36,240 --> 00:28:38,440
Speaker 1: Is this the girl who stole from Claares earlier tonight?

603
00:28:38,680 --> 00:28:38,920
Speaker 1: You know?

604
00:28:39,080 --> 00:28:41,480
Speaker 3: Like the I mean, I fully wholeheartedly agree with this,

605
00:28:41,560 --> 00:28:44,000
Speaker 3: and I'm not joking, but if you see someone stealing food,

606
00:28:44,080 --> 00:28:46,960
Speaker 3: turn a fuck, don't look let them fucking get away

607
00:28:46,960 --> 00:28:50,280
Speaker 3: with that goddamn food because they're obviously hungry. I feel

608
00:28:50,280 --> 00:28:54,440
Speaker 3: that way about stealing from Clairees too. They obviously need it.

609
00:28:54,760 --> 00:28:56,760
Speaker 1: I mean, we all know how I feel about stealing.

610
00:28:56,960 --> 00:29:02,600
Speaker 3: Listen, they obviously steal from Sephorah, steal from Claire, steal

611
00:29:02,640 --> 00:29:04,440
Speaker 3: from Target, steal from Walmart.

612
00:29:05,400 --> 00:29:08,000
Speaker 1: Uh, Like, don't steal from someone you respect and love

613
00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:12,600
Speaker 1: and share something with. That's fucked up. But listen everything else,

614
00:29:12,720 --> 00:29:16,280
Speaker 1: Like shit, oh my god, guys, I'm seriously so excited

615
00:29:16,280 --> 00:29:18,040
Speaker 1: for the fact that they can look through your phone. Now,

616
00:29:18,480 --> 00:29:20,600
Speaker 1: what is it? Like the meme thing? Did you see that? No,

617
00:29:20,960 --> 00:29:23,680
Speaker 1: that like they're trying to pass a bill that like

618
00:29:23,720 --> 00:29:25,800
Speaker 1: they can look through your phone to see if you

619
00:29:25,880 --> 00:29:30,080
Speaker 1: have like any like incriminating or like anti like US

620
00:29:30,160 --> 00:29:34,200
Speaker 1: rhetoric on your socials antwer that already. I think it's

621
00:29:34,240 --> 00:29:36,880
Speaker 1: like TSA agents can like grab your phone and look

622
00:29:36,920 --> 00:29:39,040
Speaker 1: through your phone. Oh really, Like I think that's what

623
00:29:39,040 --> 00:29:41,040
Speaker 1: they're trying to, like imply, But I don't know that.

624
00:29:41,080 --> 00:29:42,600
Speaker 1: I just saw like a random thing about it, and

625
00:29:42,680 --> 00:29:44,320
Speaker 1: then I kept scrolling because I was like hell, no,

626
00:29:44,480 --> 00:29:46,040
Speaker 1: oh my god. I remember I almost got into a

627
00:29:46,080 --> 00:29:48,160
Speaker 1: fight with a TSA agent because they wanted to see

628
00:29:48,160 --> 00:29:49,240
Speaker 1: my phone. It's dead.

629
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Speaker 3: Oh what are we gonna do?

630
00:29:53,480 --> 00:29:58,440
Speaker 1: You're just not gonna have a vape for a second. Yeah,

631
00:29:58,880 --> 00:30:01,120
Speaker 1: why are you looking at me? When did you.

632
00:30:01,120 --> 00:30:03,520
Speaker 2: Find out that you might be sick this morning?

633
00:30:03,840 --> 00:30:06,520
Speaker 1: Okay? Because and when you said that to me, I

634
00:30:06,640 --> 00:30:10,120
Speaker 1: was like, if I find out that he got word

635
00:30:10,160 --> 00:30:13,320
Speaker 1: of a sickness last night and then slept next to me.

636
00:30:13,280 --> 00:30:14,920
Speaker 3: I was going to hit you, my good sis. I

637
00:30:14,920 --> 00:30:15,680
Speaker 3: would never do that to you.

638
00:30:15,880 --> 00:30:16,760
Speaker 1: I love you so much.

639
00:30:17,280 --> 00:30:18,120
Speaker 3: You're special to me.

640
00:30:18,960 --> 00:30:20,960
Speaker 1: You're special to me in ways you don't understand.

641
00:30:20,960 --> 00:30:24,400
Speaker 3: I mean, y'all are if I'm sick? Y'all are sick.

642
00:30:25,320 --> 00:30:27,400
Speaker 1: I don't get sick like that, bitch. Don't put that

643
00:30:27,440 --> 00:30:27,640
Speaker 1: on me.

644
00:30:29,280 --> 00:30:30,200
Speaker 3: This is dangerous.

645
00:30:30,920 --> 00:30:32,880
Speaker 1: Marty. You have cuts on your hand because I.

646
00:30:32,920 --> 00:30:35,400
Speaker 3: Hit kai me at the back of his hand.

647
00:30:37,160 --> 00:30:40,120
Speaker 4: I was talking a lot, and I usually don't talk

648
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Speaker 4: that much.

649
00:30:41,960 --> 00:30:45,240
Speaker 3: No, I was moving out the chairs in here to

650
00:30:45,320 --> 00:30:48,120
Speaker 3: move your blue chair in and the sound panel on

651
00:30:48,120 --> 00:30:51,600
Speaker 3: that wall. My hand got stuck between the wood and

652
00:30:51,680 --> 00:30:54,880
Speaker 3: the sound panel squishy part and squished my fucking fingers

653
00:30:54,960 --> 00:31:00,160
Speaker 3: all three knuckles. And so I've been I've been serious.

654
00:30:59,760 --> 00:31:02,800
Speaker 1: Though, aids or are you just no, no, no, because like.

655
00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:05,720
Speaker 3: I'm being dramatic. I'm being dramatic, but I really do

656
00:31:05,800 --> 00:31:07,440
Speaker 3: fuck with a band aid. Like when I cut the

657
00:31:07,480 --> 00:31:09,480
Speaker 3: back of my heels, like I was like, I put

658
00:31:09,520 --> 00:31:12,560
Speaker 3: band aids on it and was aesthetically it was yeah,

659
00:31:12,640 --> 00:31:15,959
Speaker 3: literally technically aesthetically, but no, I'm like bullish. I think

660
00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:18,120
Speaker 3: they're like kind of cindent, and I think we need

661
00:31:18,160 --> 00:31:20,920
Speaker 3: to like really readopt band aid culture because I think

662
00:31:20,960 --> 00:31:24,800
Speaker 3: it's a lost and dying art. When was the last

663
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Speaker 3: time you saw a band aid on someone? When we

664
00:31:27,080 --> 00:31:29,080
Speaker 3: were like seven to zero?

665
00:31:30,120 --> 00:31:32,080
Speaker 1: Oh, and you're like, actually, I guess I can just

666
00:31:32,200 --> 00:31:35,440
Speaker 1: keep this small wound cleaned and like air it out.

667
00:31:36,600 --> 00:31:40,360
Speaker 1: I'm unless it is told to you that you need

668
00:31:40,400 --> 00:31:42,560
Speaker 1: a band aid and it's dead serious and it's like

669
00:31:42,600 --> 00:31:44,360
Speaker 1: a nasty don't be walking around with a big ass

670
00:31:44,400 --> 00:31:47,240
Speaker 1: open wound. But I'm kind of like anti band aids.

671
00:31:47,440 --> 00:31:49,320
Speaker 1: To me, band aids are gross because most of y'all

672
00:31:49,360 --> 00:31:52,200
Speaker 1: can't even wipe your ass properly after you shit. You're

673
00:31:52,280 --> 00:31:55,480
Speaker 1: not taking care of the area that's letting.

674
00:31:55,320 --> 00:31:58,959
Speaker 3: You get I was going to say, speaking of wiping

675
00:31:58,960 --> 00:32:03,240
Speaker 3: your ass after you ship, like when y'all go to

676
00:32:03,400 --> 00:32:05,720
Speaker 3: catch the poop before it hits the water? Does it

677
00:32:05,760 --> 00:32:06,840
Speaker 3: ever get on your hand?

678
00:32:08,400 --> 00:32:10,120
Speaker 1: How would it not get on my hand if I'm

679
00:32:10,160 --> 00:32:11,000
Speaker 1: catching my poop?

680
00:32:11,040 --> 00:32:13,560
Speaker 3: Well, no, you put like a layer of toilet and

681
00:32:13,600 --> 00:32:15,320
Speaker 3: you like go under because if you let it hit

682
00:32:15,360 --> 00:32:16,720
Speaker 3: the water, it splashes up.

683
00:32:17,640 --> 00:32:20,520
Speaker 4: True. Do you think that you have to shit into

684
00:32:20,520 --> 00:32:22,320
Speaker 4: your hand and then put it into the toilet.

685
00:32:23,240 --> 00:32:24,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's literally what everyone does.

686
00:32:24,960 --> 00:32:26,080
Speaker 4: That doesn't make any sense.

687
00:32:26,120 --> 00:32:27,920
Speaker 3: Though I thought you said it was dead.

688
00:32:29,680 --> 00:32:30,560
Speaker 1: I think it is dead.

689
00:32:31,040 --> 00:32:37,720
Speaker 3: Let me hit it is. Let me try blur me

690
00:32:37,800 --> 00:32:39,160
Speaker 3: naming my favorite band.

691
00:32:42,480 --> 00:32:44,680
Speaker 1: Me and I'm Zoey Deschanel and I'm singing across from

692
00:32:44,680 --> 00:32:46,360
Speaker 1: that one guy from that one movie and he asked

693
00:32:46,360 --> 00:32:49,760
Speaker 1: me my favorite band Blur, Beatles or what's her? I

694
00:32:49,760 --> 00:32:52,080
Speaker 1: haven't really seen that movie. Five Hundred Days of Summer

695
00:32:52,120 --> 00:32:53,920
Speaker 1: is one of those movies that I watched because it

696
00:32:53,960 --> 00:32:57,760
Speaker 1: was like popular online. But I didn't have any general

697
00:32:57,800 --> 00:33:00,560
Speaker 1: interest in anything, especially because at the time the Beles, like,

698
00:33:01,240 --> 00:33:04,000
Speaker 1: were they like obsessed with the Beatles or something? The

699
00:33:04,040 --> 00:33:08,280
Speaker 1: Smiths same fucking difference. I like Smiths, I know make

700
00:33:08,480 --> 00:33:12,160
Speaker 1: great music. But the idea of ever putting myself in

701
00:33:12,200 --> 00:33:15,880
Speaker 1: a situation where I'm like, oh my god, what would

702
00:33:15,880 --> 00:33:18,880
Speaker 1: make my day better? Morrissey whining and being a little

703
00:33:18,880 --> 00:33:22,360
Speaker 1: bitch in my ear? No, I don't want.

704
00:33:22,160 --> 00:33:24,000
Speaker 4: That, that makes sense.

705
00:33:24,080 --> 00:33:27,120
Speaker 1: I feel like cut to next year the Smith's or

706
00:33:27,160 --> 00:33:31,920
Speaker 1: like my yeah, everything every time, yeah, because then people

707
00:33:31,920 --> 00:33:33,920
Speaker 1: are like, oh, like, you don't fucking know, and I'm like, bitch,

708
00:33:33,920 --> 00:33:35,640
Speaker 1: how about this. I'm gonna go and taste the pie

709
00:33:35,640 --> 00:33:36,480
Speaker 1: to see if I like the pie.

710
00:33:36,480 --> 00:33:39,160
Speaker 3: Actually I like the pie like and that's okay, that's gross.

711
00:33:39,240 --> 00:33:40,160
Speaker 2: Let's all cream the pie.

712
00:33:40,720 --> 00:33:42,400
Speaker 3: Wait, is Morcy a bad person?

713
00:33:42,640 --> 00:33:42,960
Speaker 1: Yes?

714
00:33:43,080 --> 00:33:44,480
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, what were you saying?

715
00:33:44,960 --> 00:33:48,920
Speaker 4: Oh, I had a topic. I feel like you used

716
00:33:48,960 --> 00:33:52,080
Speaker 4: to cry more. I just noticed that you used to

717
00:33:52,120 --> 00:33:53,360
Speaker 4: cry more, and I do.

718
00:33:53,200 --> 00:33:56,480
Speaker 1: Feel no, he recently is crying more. It's not that

719
00:33:56,520 --> 00:33:57,520
Speaker 1: he used to cry more.

720
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Speaker 4: That's what I'm saying. Like, you used, sorry, used to

721
00:34:00,640 --> 00:34:03,960
Speaker 4: not cry that much, but now that you because you

722
00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:07,160
Speaker 4: are crying recently, and now I feel like you cry

723
00:34:07,240 --> 00:34:08,240
Speaker 4: more than you were before.

724
00:34:08,360 --> 00:34:10,839
Speaker 3: I was like, okay, so like, go back like two

725
00:34:10,920 --> 00:34:13,080
Speaker 3: or three years. I wasn't crying that much. Go back

726
00:34:13,120 --> 00:34:15,319
Speaker 3: like three months. I started crying a little bit more,

727
00:34:15,360 --> 00:34:17,520
Speaker 3: and now especially in the last week. I've been crying

728
00:34:17,640 --> 00:34:19,880
Speaker 3: so much more. It's like crazy. But like if you

729
00:34:19,960 --> 00:34:23,240
Speaker 3: think about it, like really sense to cry more. Yeah,

730
00:34:23,239 --> 00:34:26,480
Speaker 3: and really like look back like even like five years ago,

731
00:34:26,560 --> 00:34:27,600
Speaker 3: I wasn't even crying.

732
00:34:28,040 --> 00:34:30,240
Speaker 1: I've never seen you shed a tear at that point.

733
00:34:30,600 --> 00:34:32,560
Speaker 3: But then like as of late, I don't know what

734
00:34:32,600 --> 00:34:34,799
Speaker 3: it is. I'm just just like so emotional. Yeah, like

735
00:34:34,840 --> 00:34:36,960
Speaker 3: once you I guess, like when it rains at Poor's

736
00:34:37,080 --> 00:34:44,560
Speaker 3: like and poor when it rains in your pores Neddy

737
00:34:44,600 --> 00:34:51,440
Speaker 3: Cube advertisement, like the.

738
00:34:51,440 --> 00:34:54,880
Speaker 1: Flag Mirror episode when she started fucking Rashida Jones as

739
00:34:54,920 --> 00:34:57,640
Speaker 1: saying ads in the middle of talking.

740
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Speaker 3: Oh.

741
00:35:02,719 --> 00:35:05,960
Speaker 1: Started like black Bear is one of those things that

742
00:35:06,080 --> 00:35:09,359
Speaker 1: to me, it's like Frick and Morty, where like Rick

743
00:35:09,400 --> 00:35:11,320
Speaker 1: and Morty, if you really think about it, Yes, in

744
00:35:11,400 --> 00:35:14,680
Speaker 1: terms of animations for adult especially, you have to give

745
00:35:14,680 --> 00:35:17,000
Speaker 1: it credit where it's too it's like it really changed

746
00:35:17,040 --> 00:35:18,960
Speaker 1: the game. It like reopened the doors for like modern

747
00:35:19,040 --> 00:35:20,680
Speaker 1: day animations. Blah blah blah blah blah.

748
00:35:20,760 --> 00:35:23,200
Speaker 2: Then the smoke shops found it and now it's wreck.

749
00:35:25,239 --> 00:35:25,919
Speaker 3: And now it's.

750
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Speaker 1: What were you just talking about?

751
00:35:28,719 --> 00:35:29,960
Speaker 3: Because black Mirror.

752
00:35:30,440 --> 00:35:32,520
Speaker 1: Black Mirror to me is the same thing of like wow,

753
00:35:32,840 --> 00:35:35,040
Speaker 1: like this new era of sci fi. It's based in

754
00:35:35,080 --> 00:35:37,760
Speaker 1: like real times and it's based on like the problems

755
00:35:37,800 --> 00:35:39,839
Speaker 1: we might actually face. Was a lot of sci fi

756
00:35:40,040 --> 00:35:42,280
Speaker 1: was it was like this commentary and blah bah blah.

757
00:35:42,640 --> 00:35:45,239
Speaker 1: Now it's black Mirror, and it's like, yes, Like I

758
00:35:45,600 --> 00:35:49,480
Speaker 1: like know that. If I'm in a bar in the

759
00:35:49,520 --> 00:35:52,239
Speaker 1: middle of nowhere and I'm talking to somebody and they

760
00:35:52,280 --> 00:35:54,120
Speaker 1: mentioned black mirror, I'm like, at least I know I'm

761
00:35:54,120 --> 00:35:55,600
Speaker 1: safe here. It's kind of like.

762
00:35:55,560 --> 00:35:56,640
Speaker 2: To be like Pickle Rick.

763
00:35:56,760 --> 00:35:58,200
Speaker 1: Like if I go into a smoke shop and I

764
00:35:58,239 --> 00:36:00,560
Speaker 1: see a Pickle Rick ashtray, I know I'm gonna have

765
00:36:00,560 --> 00:36:02,200
Speaker 1: a hoot and a haller with the clerk. If I

766
00:36:02,239 --> 00:36:04,480
Speaker 1: go in there and there in a big work in site,

767
00:36:04,920 --> 00:36:07,239
Speaker 1: they're not gonna believe that I'm not undercover, and they're

768
00:36:07,239 --> 00:36:09,839
Speaker 1: not gonna give me the mint puff bar I want

769
00:36:09,920 --> 00:36:12,440
Speaker 1: because it's illegal. And that's how I feel. But I

770
00:36:12,480 --> 00:36:14,000
Speaker 1: don't know why I talk about oh yeah, because of

771
00:36:14,080 --> 00:36:17,080
Speaker 1: the like so many of those things, Kim. Black Mirror

772
00:36:17,280 --> 00:36:19,640
Speaker 1: just make me think of like the way I feel

773
00:36:19,680 --> 00:36:21,759
Speaker 1: about Wick and Warning, because I'm like, yeah, I get it,

774
00:36:21,840 --> 00:36:24,480
Speaker 1: but like, what the fuck are you talking about like

775
00:36:24,960 --> 00:36:28,640
Speaker 1: Black Mia has so many episodes where it's great, but like, really, it's.

776
00:36:28,440 --> 00:36:30,839
Speaker 2: So funny, like the idea of somebody being like.

777
00:36:32,320 --> 00:36:35,160
Speaker 1: Yeah when you know how like we have boyfriends who

778
00:36:35,200 --> 00:36:37,640
Speaker 1: get on the games and they're talking to their boyfriends.

779
00:36:37,680 --> 00:36:40,120
Speaker 2: Mmmm, and it feels like they basically.

780
00:36:39,840 --> 00:36:42,000
Speaker 1: Have a relationship, but what if they actually are fucking

781
00:36:42,800 --> 00:36:46,000
Speaker 1: And that's the fucking scary part. I'm like, Okay, first

782
00:36:46,040 --> 00:36:49,040
Speaker 1: of all, not that far off from reality. Second of all,

783
00:36:49,160 --> 00:36:50,840
Speaker 1: like I can't believe. I don't know. It's just so

784
00:36:50,960 --> 00:36:54,000
Speaker 1: funny that sci fi is and always will be just

785
00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:57,120
Speaker 1: like comedy to me, because that is so funny, like

786
00:36:57,280 --> 00:37:00,120
Speaker 1: damn bitch, like it's cause to me, sci fi is

787
00:37:00,280 --> 00:37:03,000
Speaker 1: also I'm carrying this whole conversation and I'm listen.

788
00:37:03,320 --> 00:37:07,600
Speaker 3: I'm listening. I'm like, I'm just I'm listening.

789
00:37:06,920 --> 00:37:10,359
Speaker 4: About us platforming you and then getting scolded for doing so.

790
00:37:10,480 --> 00:37:16,239
Speaker 4: It's like, uh, where were you talking? Were you saying.

791
00:37:15,960 --> 00:37:19,720
Speaker 3: Something I was saying? Sci fi is like funny.

792
00:37:20,880 --> 00:37:23,560
Speaker 4: That's really funny now that I think about it, because

793
00:37:23,760 --> 00:37:27,000
Speaker 4: why because the guys had sex in the video game,

794
00:37:27,400 --> 00:37:28,920
Speaker 4: but also you were crying before.

795
00:37:29,680 --> 00:37:33,040
Speaker 3: Also Pluribus I found out that the lead is a lesbian,

796
00:37:33,120 --> 00:37:33,880
Speaker 3: so I turned.

797
00:37:33,680 --> 00:37:39,280
Speaker 1: It off lesbians or is she like lesbian?

798
00:37:39,920 --> 00:37:42,359
Speaker 3: She's a lesbian lead, which I was like, cool, she's

799
00:37:42,360 --> 00:37:43,120
Speaker 3: a lesbian.

800
00:37:43,640 --> 00:37:47,400
Speaker 1: Queen exists and existed, and actually she was the first.

801
00:37:47,920 --> 00:37:53,879
Speaker 1: She's she's Hillary Clinton og lead lesbian. Oh my god,

802
00:37:53,960 --> 00:37:57,320
Speaker 1: she was literally she is a lesbian.

803
00:37:57,400 --> 00:37:58,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, she's a queen.

804
00:37:59,480 --> 00:38:01,719
Speaker 1: Bill Clinton was sent here to send her, or was

805
00:38:01,800 --> 00:38:03,920
Speaker 1: sent to her to send her down the right path,

806
00:38:04,560 --> 00:38:07,239
Speaker 1: and when he was up to no good in the office.

807
00:38:07,320 --> 00:38:11,200
Speaker 3: I will literally never forget. In twenty twenty or was

808
00:38:11,239 --> 00:38:13,960
Speaker 3: it it was twenty twenty four when me and Kai

809
00:38:14,040 --> 00:38:16,640
Speaker 3: went to vote and we wrote Hillary Clinton's name in,

810
00:38:16,800 --> 00:38:18,440
Speaker 3: and then we came back here and cried on the

811
00:38:18,440 --> 00:38:21,160
Speaker 3: couch together because we just knew.

812
00:38:21,200 --> 00:38:23,640
Speaker 4: It wasn't our second time doing that, by the way, third,

813
00:38:24,640 --> 00:38:26,080
Speaker 4: oh what was it our third?

814
00:38:26,120 --> 00:38:29,720
Speaker 3: Actually it might even be, might be she ran twenty sixteen,

815
00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:32,600
Speaker 3: twenty sixteen, Yeah, twenty sixteen, twenty twenty twenty four we.

816
00:38:32,640 --> 00:38:35,839
Speaker 4: Wrote her name and in twenty sixteen too, we wrote that,

817
00:38:35,920 --> 00:38:36,879
Speaker 4: but she was.

818
00:38:36,920 --> 00:38:37,720
Speaker 1: On the ballot.

819
00:38:37,840 --> 00:38:40,239
Speaker 3: Yes, I know, it more powerful that way.

820
00:38:40,280 --> 00:38:41,759
Speaker 1: I don't know if it counted, though.

821
00:38:42,320 --> 00:38:44,040
Speaker 2: We were pretty because I think it's in there. They're

822
00:38:44,160 --> 00:38:46,759
Speaker 2: like machine scanned it might like confuse it.

823
00:38:46,840 --> 00:38:48,719
Speaker 4: We were really drunk. Do you remember how drunk we

824
00:38:48,760 --> 00:38:50,520
Speaker 4: got in twenty sixteen and we went to vote.

825
00:38:50,960 --> 00:38:54,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, how I have to start convincing younger people to

826
00:38:54,120 --> 00:38:57,480
Speaker 1: vote because young people like historically don't go out and

827
00:38:57,560 --> 00:39:00,360
Speaker 1: vote until you're like in your late twenties and like,

828
00:39:00,400 --> 00:39:04,120
Speaker 1: oh my god, like seriously, I live in this world.

829
00:39:05,080 --> 00:39:08,240
Speaker 1: But now like because of online, younger people do vote,

830
00:39:08,239 --> 00:39:10,719
Speaker 1: but I think they should just we're having Okay, we're

831
00:39:10,760 --> 00:39:13,360
Speaker 1: having an issue. Young people aren't going to bars. Okay,

832
00:39:13,520 --> 00:39:21,200
Speaker 1: hear me out voting in the bar and it's a

833
00:39:21,200 --> 00:39:25,960
Speaker 1: hook a lounge. You can smoke weed. The weed is hookah.

834
00:39:27,640 --> 00:39:28,440
Speaker 3: In the bathroom.

835
00:39:28,920 --> 00:39:34,040
Speaker 1: They sell coca in the bathroom and there's glory. Yeah,

836
00:39:34,160 --> 00:39:35,160
Speaker 1: you have to ask for Mary.

837
00:39:35,239 --> 00:39:36,719
Speaker 3: Yeah, if you want to coca in the bathroom yet,

838
00:39:36,719 --> 00:39:37,280
Speaker 3: that's for Mary.

839
00:39:37,400 --> 00:39:39,960
Speaker 1: Drug dealers are probably so mad I have OCD because

840
00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:43,759
Speaker 1: I would fully be like experimenting with drugs at a

841
00:39:43,880 --> 00:39:46,399
Speaker 1: rapid rate like weed to me is already like whoa,

842
00:39:46,440 --> 00:39:47,280
Speaker 1: I'm so crazy.

843
00:39:47,400 --> 00:39:48,520
Speaker 2: This is crazy, Like.

844
00:39:48,520 --> 00:39:52,000
Speaker 1: I know I can't go above this. Also, I literally

845
00:39:52,040 --> 00:39:53,840
Speaker 1: when I was in Miami and I ran out of weed.

846
00:39:54,400 --> 00:39:58,319
Speaker 1: I was talking to my sister, my Sophia, like my

847
00:39:58,360 --> 00:40:01,200
Speaker 1: older sister, and I was like, damn, I need to

848
00:40:01,200 --> 00:40:03,840
Speaker 1: get like a medical card or something, because I literally

849
00:40:03,920 --> 00:40:06,719
Speaker 1: don't know how to interact and get weed other than that.

850
00:40:06,840 --> 00:40:09,160
Speaker 1: And then she was like, put on your story that

851
00:40:09,239 --> 00:40:11,560
Speaker 1: you need to buy weed, and I was like, I'm

852
00:40:11,560 --> 00:40:20,320
Speaker 1: gonna put on my Instagram story. Should do that? Who

853
00:40:20,400 --> 00:40:21,120
Speaker 1: hasn't gonna act?

854
00:40:21,320 --> 00:40:25,000
Speaker 3: Just put the plug emoji question mark, plug.

855
00:40:24,760 --> 00:40:27,160
Speaker 1: Emoji question mark a jiff of three oh five.

856
00:40:27,480 --> 00:40:30,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, oh my gosh.

857
00:40:30,080 --> 00:40:33,520
Speaker 3: But I think bald on top, hair on sides is cute.

858
00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:36,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, I agree, we're having that discussion.

859
00:40:36,400 --> 00:40:40,160
Speaker 3: M hmm. I think like people that are balder supposed

860
00:40:40,160 --> 00:40:41,680
Speaker 3: to be bald, and that's okay. I think they look

861
00:40:41,719 --> 00:40:42,360
Speaker 3: better with bald.

862
00:40:42,440 --> 00:40:45,120
Speaker 1: No, literally, I am so against. But also that goes

863
00:40:45,160 --> 00:40:47,120
Speaker 1: into the thing of like I'm kind of against most

864
00:40:48,160 --> 00:40:53,880
Speaker 1: cosmetic adjustments because your body is a temple. But I

865
00:40:54,080 --> 00:40:58,080
Speaker 1: genuinely am like, dude, if a man is balding, there

866
00:40:58,120 --> 00:41:01,440
Speaker 1: is a high yield chance, like isn't gonna really change anything,

867
00:41:01,480 --> 00:41:03,880
Speaker 1: if that makes sense, Like I think there's this delusion

868
00:41:04,640 --> 00:41:07,399
Speaker 1: of course hair changes a lot, like hair does change

869
00:41:07,440 --> 00:41:07,880
Speaker 1: your face.

870
00:41:08,400 --> 00:41:12,799
Speaker 3: I'd be like, wait, bald is beautiful to Josiah's she.

871
00:41:13,160 --> 00:41:16,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, amazing, amazing, amazing.

872
00:41:16,320 --> 00:41:19,600
Speaker 4: That was surreal for me that I couldn't tell if.

873
00:41:19,480 --> 00:41:21,880
Speaker 1: He was joking. I don't think he do have the

874
00:41:22,040 --> 00:41:23,959
Speaker 1: I saw somebody being like, oh my god, Owen can't

875
00:41:23,960 --> 00:41:25,879
Speaker 1: be their friend if they don't know Josiah. Bitch. Let

876
00:41:25,880 --> 00:41:26,520
Speaker 1: me tell you something.

877
00:41:26,560 --> 00:41:29,240
Speaker 2: We don't bring Josiah around the people because Josiah is funny.

878
00:41:29,239 --> 00:41:34,040
Speaker 3: He's demondic evil like Josiah. Genuinely, you can't.

879
00:41:34,320 --> 00:41:36,640
Speaker 1: I'm not kidding. You cannot bring josiahro on new people

880
00:41:36,800 --> 00:41:39,840
Speaker 1: unless it is a situation where you can chaperone and

881
00:41:39,960 --> 00:41:43,560
Speaker 1: make sure that like he doesn't completely lie about who

882
00:41:43,600 --> 00:41:46,319
Speaker 1: he is, where he's from, what he does, how he

883
00:41:46,360 --> 00:41:48,640
Speaker 1: knows you, how he knows anybody in the room.

884
00:41:48,960 --> 00:41:51,239
Speaker 3: He could just straight up say like he snuck into

885
00:41:51,280 --> 00:41:52,640
Speaker 3: the party and people believe him.

886
00:41:52,680 --> 00:41:55,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, people will just like believe him, or he'll say like,

887
00:41:56,040 --> 00:41:57,600
Speaker 1: I don't know, he'll just lie and be like, oh yeah,

888
00:41:57,760 --> 00:41:58,800
Speaker 1: and just make up artist.

889
00:41:58,880 --> 00:42:01,160
Speaker 2: I've been Andya's makeup artist for like five years.

890
00:42:01,320 --> 00:42:04,640
Speaker 3: It was like he was like troll to Emma for

891
00:42:04,680 --> 00:42:07,359
Speaker 3: like four years, I know, and she would be like, hey,

892
00:42:07,440 --> 00:42:08,960
Speaker 3: is he like is he being mean to me?

893
00:42:09,080 --> 00:42:12,880
Speaker 1: Or like yes, yeah, well that's the issue is but

894
00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:14,759
Speaker 1: it's it's not being I guess it is.

895
00:42:14,840 --> 00:42:17,439
Speaker 2: Yeah, he is just a little like he reminds.

896
00:42:17,080 --> 00:42:19,680
Speaker 3: Me a defense mechanism. It's like it truly is just

897
00:42:19,719 --> 00:42:23,719
Speaker 3: like an insecurity. I love him. I would literally take

898
00:42:23,719 --> 00:42:26,359
Speaker 3: a bullet. I would shoot myself for him. If they

899
00:42:26,360 --> 00:42:28,680
Speaker 3: were like you have to kill yourself to let Josiah live.

900
00:42:28,600 --> 00:42:30,000
Speaker 1: I would kill myself tenfold.

901
00:42:30,200 --> 00:42:31,759
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm like, he's the one that's going to take

902
00:42:31,800 --> 00:42:32,839
Speaker 3: us up and be like, you know what.

903
00:42:33,160 --> 00:42:36,880
Speaker 1: Kill myself double it, give the gun to your fucking

904
00:42:37,840 --> 00:42:39,600
Speaker 1: I mean, that's what I know.

905
00:42:39,680 --> 00:42:43,920
Speaker 4: I know. You just mean to Josiah very early m.

906
00:42:44,040 --> 00:42:47,720
Speaker 1: Hm, and he was probably mean to you well also, okay,

907
00:42:47,760 --> 00:42:49,799
Speaker 1: with that being said, we don't bring Josia around people,

908
00:42:49,800 --> 00:42:52,600
Speaker 1: but we do bring Josiah around people sometimes in another

909
00:42:52,680 --> 00:42:54,880
Speaker 1: evil way when we want to see them interacts. So

910
00:42:54,960 --> 00:42:59,000
Speaker 1: that was definitely unironically you met Josie early because we

911
00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:00,640
Speaker 1: were like, wow, now.

912
00:43:01,160 --> 00:43:04,399
Speaker 3: If you can handle if you can handle Josiah early,

913
00:43:04,480 --> 00:43:14,400
Speaker 3: you can handle us at our best cut that. Yeah, yeah, Kyle,

914
00:43:14,400 --> 00:43:16,239
Speaker 3: what were you saying though? He was he mean to you?

915
00:43:16,520 --> 00:43:18,759
Speaker 4: He No, he wasn't, No, he was never mean. It

916
00:43:18,800 --> 00:43:23,400
Speaker 4: was just very scary. It's just like it's like interacting

917
00:43:23,480 --> 00:43:26,319
Speaker 4: with a dog that has been socialized very well.

918
00:43:26,920 --> 00:43:28,399
Speaker 1: Yeah you know, it's like a good dog.

919
00:43:28,480 --> 00:43:29,359
Speaker 4: Yeah you know, it's good.

920
00:43:29,520 --> 00:43:32,200
Speaker 1: But it's like that's the thing is everyone who, like,

921
00:43:32,239 --> 00:43:35,080
Speaker 1: everyone who meets Josiah loves him, and the only reason

922
00:43:35,120 --> 00:43:37,880
Speaker 1: we hear feedback about it is because anyone we introduce

923
00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:41,880
Speaker 1: him to is like, I really loved him. I don't

924
00:43:41,920 --> 00:43:44,160
Speaker 1: like and everybody can kind to tell he's lying, but

925
00:43:44,840 --> 00:43:48,239
Speaker 1: everyone just lets him go too, because it's like, well

926
00:43:48,320 --> 00:43:50,680
Speaker 1: I don't know him, maybe he's not lying, but everyone

927
00:43:50,800 --> 00:43:53,800
Speaker 1: usually comes back. I remember Jeff was like he told

928
00:43:53,880 --> 00:43:58,240
Speaker 1: me he like lived in a van for five years

929
00:43:58,280 --> 00:44:00,239
Speaker 1: and was a manager at a popcorn factor. And then

930
00:44:00,280 --> 00:44:01,759
Speaker 1: I was like, Okay, well he was a manager at

931
00:44:01,760 --> 00:44:03,879
Speaker 1: a popcorn factory, but he's never lived in his car

932
00:44:03,960 --> 00:44:07,960
Speaker 1: for five years, like so he like, yeah, he like

933
00:44:08,120 --> 00:44:10,080
Speaker 1: sprinkles in like parts of his life.

934
00:44:10,960 --> 00:44:16,120
Speaker 3: Working in a popcorn factory from thirteen to eighteen is crazy.

935
00:44:16,440 --> 00:44:23,759
Speaker 1: Pop Gone, Popcorn Planet, Popcorn, Oh my God, I loved Josiah.

936
00:44:24,440 --> 00:44:31,120
Speaker 3: I worked at a gas station, served meth heads, cleaned toilets,

937
00:44:32,280 --> 00:44:36,480
Speaker 3: poopy toilets. I haven't washed my hand since.

938
00:44:37,080 --> 00:44:39,360
Speaker 4: You know those videos of the guys that's that clean

939
00:44:39,680 --> 00:44:43,360
Speaker 4: the porta potties at Coachella and stuff. Oh yeah, that

940
00:44:43,440 --> 00:44:46,520
Speaker 4: looks like a cool job. Honestly, it looks satisfying.

941
00:44:46,520 --> 00:44:49,839
Speaker 3: They like. But also I saw one where you can't

942
00:44:49,880 --> 00:44:53,319
Speaker 3: even Like I saw one where this guy like was

943
00:44:53,320 --> 00:44:55,520
Speaker 3: cleaning a porta potty and he like sprayed all the

944
00:44:55,560 --> 00:44:59,480
Speaker 3: walls and did all this shit, but used this same

945
00:44:59,719 --> 00:45:03,200
Speaker 3: rag that he cleaned the urinal in the seat with

946
00:45:03,600 --> 00:45:07,200
Speaker 3: to wash the handle, and he like rub the handle

947
00:45:07,239 --> 00:45:10,960
Speaker 3: down on both sides with the urinal napkin. It's wasn't

948
00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:13,400
Speaker 3: it was the same same one. It was, the clip

949
00:45:13,480 --> 00:45:17,239
Speaker 3: was not cut. You could watch him clean every surface with.

950
00:45:17,200 --> 00:45:18,320
Speaker 2: The same masket before.

951
00:45:18,560 --> 00:45:20,799
Speaker 1: And I mean, there really is no realistic way to

952
00:45:20,840 --> 00:45:23,000
Speaker 1: do this because humans can't even keep like a porna

953
00:45:23,040 --> 00:45:26,200
Speaker 1: potty decently clean, So there's no world where it would

954
00:45:26,200 --> 00:45:28,520
Speaker 1: make sense. But I quite literally think we need to

955
00:45:28,560 --> 00:45:30,719
Speaker 1: go back to shitting in the ground. Like I think

956
00:45:30,760 --> 00:45:31,160
Speaker 1: if there's a.

957
00:45:31,120 --> 00:45:32,920
Speaker 3: Public event, I mean it was good for the earth. No.

958
00:45:33,080 --> 00:45:37,000
Speaker 1: Literally, if there's a public event, all acre of the

959
00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:40,239
Speaker 1: fucking Cotela, allocate an acre. You might think that's a lot,

960
00:45:40,280 --> 00:45:42,960
Speaker 1: but for the amount of land out at all, not

961
00:45:43,080 --> 00:45:44,800
Speaker 1: a lot of big.

962
00:45:44,760 --> 00:45:47,080
Speaker 2: Up fucking tunnels and holes and let.

963
00:45:46,920 --> 00:45:50,560
Speaker 1: People ship into a fucking in the ground point it'll

964
00:45:50,560 --> 00:45:54,239
Speaker 1: probably absorb the smell better. It's not because Okay, now

965
00:45:54,239 --> 00:46:00,440
Speaker 1: I'm in human shit fumes in a microplastic chamber. Heat

966
00:46:00,480 --> 00:46:02,840
Speaker 1: it up by the sun. It's literally like getting in

967
00:46:03,000 --> 00:46:03,479
Speaker 1: a mile.

968
00:46:03,560 --> 00:46:04,960
Speaker 3: Like what about the bleach.

969
00:46:05,120 --> 00:46:06,919
Speaker 2: Every carcinogen you can think of.

970
00:46:07,160 --> 00:46:08,239
Speaker 3: There's bleach in there too.

971
00:46:08,920 --> 00:46:11,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like, I guess bleach is bad for you.

972
00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:14,200
Speaker 1: But also like if if that's the case, then when

973
00:46:14,320 --> 00:46:16,439
Speaker 1: people argue to not put bleach in your clothing because

974
00:46:16,480 --> 00:46:19,360
Speaker 1: when you sweat, the bleach would like get your pores.

975
00:46:20,200 --> 00:46:24,160
Speaker 3: Also, guys, fun little science experiment. Go home, if you're

976
00:46:24,200 --> 00:46:26,680
Speaker 3: at home right now, go grab your can of bleach

977
00:46:27,320 --> 00:46:31,440
Speaker 3: or your juggle bleach and mix it with vinegar. Just

978
00:46:31,440 --> 00:46:31,759
Speaker 3: do it.

979
00:46:32,360 --> 00:46:32,960
Speaker 1: What does it do?

980
00:46:33,480 --> 00:46:35,320
Speaker 3: Like creates like a bomb, right, Yeah, it makes a

981
00:46:35,480 --> 00:46:37,799
Speaker 3: gas that like you have to air your house out

982
00:46:37,840 --> 00:46:40,680
Speaker 3: with or it'll literally like make your lungs burn. I

983
00:46:40,719 --> 00:46:42,000
Speaker 3: think it makes mustard gas.

984
00:46:42,719 --> 00:46:43,640
Speaker 2: Mustard gas.

985
00:46:43,719 --> 00:46:46,000
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I haven't prank called someplace in so long.

986
00:46:46,040 --> 00:46:49,680
Speaker 1: I'll never forget when I prank called Supreme. It was

987
00:46:49,719 --> 00:46:50,759
Speaker 1: Supreme or Rippindep.

988
00:46:51,280 --> 00:46:52,040
Speaker 3: We've talked both.

989
00:46:52,880 --> 00:46:56,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, I would just like prank call places that I knew,

990
00:46:56,560 --> 00:47:00,080
Speaker 1: mainly like men in their twenties would work at and

991
00:47:00,160 --> 00:47:01,920
Speaker 1: say that I was locked in the bathroom and I

992
00:47:01,960 --> 00:47:04,520
Speaker 1: think I made mustard gas, and a lot of them

993
00:47:04,560 --> 00:47:05,799
Speaker 1: honestly would go and check.

994
00:47:06,000 --> 00:47:09,840
Speaker 3: They would, Which is I love that? And can you

995
00:47:09,880 --> 00:47:12,720
Speaker 3: tell them the time about when you saw your first

996
00:47:12,760 --> 00:47:16,520
Speaker 3: come over it's crying that thing.

997
00:47:18,280 --> 00:47:20,560
Speaker 1: This goes into the bald conversation we were having, and

998
00:47:20,560 --> 00:47:21,440
Speaker 1: we were talking about how.

999
00:47:21,480 --> 00:47:23,400
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, we didn't really finish that thought, but like,

1000
00:47:24,239 --> 00:47:27,680
Speaker 3: bald is beautiful, be bald, You're meant to be bald?

1001
00:47:27,760 --> 00:47:30,239
Speaker 1: Yes, because I would argue that there are plenty of

1002
00:47:30,239 --> 00:47:33,160
Speaker 1: people on the planet, like there's such a focus on

1003
00:47:33,280 --> 00:47:35,680
Speaker 1: balding and not happening, but we don't talk about how

1004
00:47:35,719 --> 00:47:38,320
Speaker 1: lot of people have hair aren't even good at styling

1005
00:47:38,320 --> 00:47:38,719
Speaker 1: their hair.

1006
00:47:38,760 --> 00:47:40,560
Speaker 2: So if you're tweaked out because you're like, oh my god,

1007
00:47:40,560 --> 00:47:41,400
Speaker 2: my hair, I.

1008
00:47:41,400 --> 00:47:44,120
Speaker 1: Don't have any. If you did have hair, it probably

1009
00:47:44,160 --> 00:47:48,279
Speaker 1: looked like shit anyway, Like, especially if you have been

1010
00:47:48,320 --> 00:47:49,759
Speaker 1: balding for a while, you don't even know how.

1011
00:47:49,719 --> 00:47:50,600
Speaker 2: To take care of it.

1012
00:47:50,800 --> 00:47:52,959
Speaker 1: Like, you're fine, you have bigger fish to fry.

1013
00:47:53,239 --> 00:47:54,760
Speaker 3: Let's let's take that box.

1014
00:47:58,920 --> 00:47:59,640
Speaker 2: I mean loki.

1015
00:47:59,719 --> 00:48:03,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, because I bet you got some unmaintained, nasty

1016
00:48:03,280 --> 00:48:05,000
Speaker 1: ass pubes. Now, make that make sense?

1017
00:48:05,080 --> 00:48:09,560
Speaker 3: No, I don't care. Don't honestly, guys, stop maintaining your pubes.

1018
00:48:09,600 --> 00:48:11,799
Speaker 3: I'm not even kidding. It's so cheat to have a

1019
00:48:11,800 --> 00:48:12,560
Speaker 3: big ass bush.

1020
00:48:12,680 --> 00:48:15,359
Speaker 1: Oh okay, I'm not anti bush, but some of y'all

1021
00:48:15,400 --> 00:48:18,719
Speaker 1: let it get like me, you're gonna let people inside, bitch,

1022
00:48:18,760 --> 00:48:21,520
Speaker 1: I didn't ask to floss, okay. And like, there's a

1023
00:48:21,560 --> 00:48:25,160
Speaker 1: difference between flossing when it's like no, like flossing like wow,

1024
00:48:25,400 --> 00:48:28,000
Speaker 1: that is have you seen the length of hair that

1025
00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:30,080
Speaker 1: shouldn't be down? That's what I mean grooming.

1026
00:48:30,239 --> 00:48:35,560
Speaker 3: Like have you seen the hands free floss picks that

1027
00:48:35,640 --> 00:48:40,359
Speaker 3: you use your tongue? I leave a comment if you've

1028
00:48:40,440 --> 00:48:42,239
Speaker 3: used it. I'm thinking about buying it, but I don't

1029
00:48:42,239 --> 00:48:45,080
Speaker 3: want to spend twenty dollars to try it. What it's

1030
00:48:45,120 --> 00:48:48,000
Speaker 3: like floss that you It's like a chunk of plastic

1031
00:48:48,120 --> 00:48:51,080
Speaker 3: with like a floss on it, and you pop it

1032
00:48:51,120 --> 00:48:54,120
Speaker 3: in your mouth like a gumball, and you're like, like,

1033
00:48:54,320 --> 00:48:56,440
Speaker 3: use your tongue.

1034
00:48:55,600 --> 00:48:58,800
Speaker 1: Why wouldn't use your hands?

1035
00:48:58,920 --> 00:49:01,160
Speaker 3: Because you can go for a walk and floss.

1036
00:49:01,280 --> 00:49:02,720
Speaker 2: You can go for a walk and floss.

1037
00:49:02,880 --> 00:49:06,000
Speaker 3: But people see it's it's d l it's discreet.

1038
00:49:06,960 --> 00:49:09,160
Speaker 2: Why are you nervous about someone seeing you flaws?

1039
00:49:09,280 --> 00:49:12,200
Speaker 3: I guess yeah, like it's a very intimate act.

1040
00:49:12,840 --> 00:49:14,759
Speaker 1: Well, it depends on the kind of flossing you're getting into,

1041
00:49:14,760 --> 00:49:16,440
Speaker 1: because if you're using like a pick to floss, I

1042
00:49:16,480 --> 00:49:19,839
Speaker 1: don't think that's that like crazy. I think letting someone

1043
00:49:19,880 --> 00:49:22,760
Speaker 1: see you floss like full floss with like the string,

1044
00:49:23,080 --> 00:49:23,720
Speaker 1: that's crazy.

1045
00:49:23,760 --> 00:49:28,280
Speaker 3: You know what I realized is how destructive Like those

1046
00:49:28,440 --> 00:49:32,680
Speaker 3: one use floss picks are all of them made of plastic?

1047
00:49:33,040 --> 00:49:38,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, like I love them though, I'm sorry, I love flossing.

1048
00:49:38,560 --> 00:49:39,960
Speaker 1: I just love floss of any kind.

1049
00:49:40,080 --> 00:49:43,239
Speaker 3: Well, I'm I'm very pro single use plastic. I think

1050
00:49:43,280 --> 00:49:45,880
Speaker 3: we need more. I think we need more single use plastic,

1051
00:49:45,920 --> 00:49:48,200
Speaker 3: and I think we need more takeout containers.

1052
00:49:48,520 --> 00:49:50,840
Speaker 4: I disagree that's bad.

1053
00:49:51,440 --> 00:49:55,279
Speaker 1: Wait, no, but the hardshell ones, not the paper one exactly,

1054
00:49:55,360 --> 00:49:56,239
Speaker 1: not the paper.

1055
00:49:55,960 --> 00:49:58,560
Speaker 3: One, foam ones, the plastic ones, the ones made out

1056
00:49:58,600 --> 00:50:00,600
Speaker 3: of fossil fuel, like more those please.

1057
00:50:00,960 --> 00:50:04,400
Speaker 4: I disagree. I think that's bad. And I actually use condoms.

1058
00:50:04,680 --> 00:50:07,439
Speaker 4: I use them over and over and over because I'm

1059
00:50:07,520 --> 00:50:10,719
Speaker 4: trying to like be better for the environment. Do you

1060
00:50:10,760 --> 00:50:11,960
Speaker 4: think that are good for the environment.

1061
00:50:12,120 --> 00:50:15,080
Speaker 1: Damn, So you've only had to like use it once once,

1062
00:50:15,920 --> 00:50:17,800
Speaker 1: so you even have you haven't really put this theory

1063
00:50:17,840 --> 00:50:18,360
Speaker 1: to the task.

1064
00:50:18,480 --> 00:50:22,280
Speaker 4: No, No, I have. I have to because I I'm

1065
00:50:22,320 --> 00:50:23,319
Speaker 4: so sexually active I have.

1066
00:50:23,440 --> 00:50:25,279
Speaker 1: Do you see that girl who's on a podcast and

1067
00:50:25,320 --> 00:50:27,520
Speaker 1: she was like, ew, people who use condoms are so

1068
00:50:27,880 --> 00:50:28,800
Speaker 1: like you're a loser.

1069
00:50:30,320 --> 00:50:33,040
Speaker 3: Literally, I agree. I stand with her.

1070
00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:37,120
Speaker 1: Wait, seriously, everyone should have unprotected sex because it's actually

1071
00:50:37,120 --> 00:50:39,759
Speaker 1: probably good for your immune system. It'll boost you off.

1072
00:50:39,840 --> 00:50:42,520
Speaker 3: I mean, if everybody gets STDs, it's like.

1073
00:50:42,480 --> 00:50:44,240
Speaker 1: No one has a pregame baby.

1074
00:50:44,880 --> 00:50:48,439
Speaker 3: Think about that. Everybody everybody get STDs, so you don't

1075
00:50:48,440 --> 00:50:51,720
Speaker 3: have to worry about getting STDs and don't get them cured.

1076
00:50:54,960 --> 00:50:56,800
Speaker 1: She was being dead serious, which is also like I

1077
00:50:56,840 --> 00:50:58,759
Speaker 1: don't really get it because I'm like, what is the.

1078
00:51:02,320 --> 00:51:04,040
Speaker 2: It's specifically from a girl saying that.

1079
00:51:04,080 --> 00:51:07,799
Speaker 1: I'm like, why, it's like that back and forth where

1080
00:51:07,800 --> 00:51:09,399
Speaker 1: it's like are you in jail and it's like yeah,

1081
00:51:09,400 --> 00:51:11,040
Speaker 1: what are you gonna do? Snitch? And it's like yes,

1082
00:51:11,120 --> 00:51:13,120
Speaker 1: it's like what would you do that for? Like it's

1083
00:51:13,200 --> 00:51:13,600
Speaker 1: kind of.

1084
00:51:13,520 --> 00:51:15,960
Speaker 3: Like for what would you do? Oh my god, that's

1085
00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:19,359
Speaker 3: like literally my favorite Like that has been posted on

1086
00:51:19,400 --> 00:51:21,560
Speaker 3: my meme account five thousand times.

1087
00:51:21,680 --> 00:51:24,000
Speaker 1: So good. But that's how I feel because I'm like, girl,

1088
00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:26,880
Speaker 1: it's not even like upping like really your experience and

1089
00:51:27,600 --> 00:51:29,880
Speaker 1: what do you have to gain? Yeah, what do you

1090
00:51:30,000 --> 00:51:34,400
Speaker 1: have to gain? Now you're like not only subjecting yourself

1091
00:51:34,440 --> 00:51:37,680
Speaker 1: to what is most likely mid sex, but now you're

1092
00:51:37,760 --> 00:51:42,200
Speaker 1: like taking all the possible cons and upping the stakes.

1093
00:51:42,280 --> 00:51:44,880
Speaker 1: It's like a weird sort of gambling with like no benefit.

1094
00:51:44,920 --> 00:51:47,960
Speaker 1: But to me, all gambling is no benefit because I

1095
00:51:47,960 --> 00:51:50,839
Speaker 1: don't fuck with gambling period. I'm just such a good

1096
00:51:50,840 --> 00:51:55,160
Speaker 1: person that like gambling to me is just like mmmmmm not.

1097
00:51:55,280 --> 00:51:58,080
Speaker 3: Me, guys. I'm going to start a new segment today,

1098
00:51:59,640 --> 00:52:01,320
Speaker 3: Drew Philosophy corner.

1099
00:52:01,480 --> 00:52:06,040
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, laughter is.

1100
00:52:06,000 --> 00:52:13,239
Speaker 3: The shortest distance between two people. No, really marinate with

1101
00:52:13,280 --> 00:52:15,920
Speaker 3: that one y'all were laughing, and then y'all were like, wait,

1102
00:52:16,040 --> 00:52:17,160
Speaker 3: let's wait, okay, because.

1103
00:52:16,960 --> 00:52:17,920
Speaker 1: I'm trying to make sense of.

1104
00:52:17,920 --> 00:52:24,680
Speaker 3: How laughter is like depression hates a moving target. He

1105
00:52:24,880 --> 00:52:29,360
Speaker 3: who has a why to live can bear with almost anyhow.

1106
00:52:31,160 --> 00:52:34,360
Speaker 1: Dude. Sometimes it feels like I'm like walking by my

1107
00:52:34,440 --> 00:52:38,600
Speaker 1: sister's room. She's watching Astravino on more.

1108
00:52:39,040 --> 00:52:42,200
Speaker 4: Oh your stomach, car, that makes sense?

1109
00:52:42,480 --> 00:52:44,560
Speaker 1: Like that, what was the last one?

1110
00:52:45,239 --> 00:52:47,719
Speaker 3: He who has a why? Or she? He or she

1111
00:52:47,760 --> 00:52:52,560
Speaker 3: who has a why to live bear with almost anyhow.

1112
00:52:54,120 --> 00:52:54,959
Speaker 1: A why to live?

1113
00:52:55,239 --> 00:52:57,799
Speaker 3: If you have a purpose, you can figure it out.

1114
00:52:57,920 --> 00:53:00,319
Speaker 1: But isn't that such a like a dense thing to

1115
00:53:00,360 --> 00:53:03,160
Speaker 1: put on people because like most people, that's what they're

1116
00:53:03,160 --> 00:53:05,680
Speaker 1: struggling with is they haven't found their purpose. So like

1117
00:53:05,760 --> 00:53:08,319
Speaker 1: that's kind of like if you don't have that purpose yet,

1118
00:53:08,320 --> 00:53:09,280
Speaker 1: then why are you alive?

1119
00:53:09,360 --> 00:53:11,480
Speaker 3: It's okay to light fire under people's asses to find

1120
00:53:11,480 --> 00:53:14,280
Speaker 3: their purpose. I'm still discovering my purpose.

1121
00:53:15,920 --> 00:53:19,839
Speaker 1: I think my purpose is un ironically too hot, and

1122
00:53:19,920 --> 00:53:23,800
Speaker 1: I'm not kidding. I think my presure purpose is smoke.

1123
00:53:26,200 --> 00:53:29,080
Speaker 1: My presence is the fucking purpose, baby.

1124
00:53:29,239 --> 00:53:31,720
Speaker 3: My purpose is to take the one hundred and fifty

1125
00:53:31,719 --> 00:53:34,359
Speaker 3: tramat all pills I bought in Mexico three years ago,

1126
00:53:34,800 --> 00:53:35,680
Speaker 3: all at once.

1127
00:53:35,800 --> 00:53:37,120
Speaker 1: Let's see what fucking happens.

1128
00:53:37,200 --> 00:53:41,759
Speaker 3: Let's go there, Let's go there. Yeah, laughter is the

1129
00:53:41,760 --> 00:53:43,640
Speaker 3: shortest distance between two people.

1130
00:53:45,080 --> 00:53:49,040
Speaker 4: That one's good too. Do you really like that because

1131
00:53:49,080 --> 00:53:51,880
Speaker 4: you experience like a very specific potency of intimacy like

1132
00:53:51,920 --> 00:53:52,600
Speaker 4: making someone laugh.

1133
00:53:52,640 --> 00:53:55,120
Speaker 3: Think about all the oxytocin that's released when we giggle

1134
00:53:55,160 --> 00:53:57,320
Speaker 3: with each other like we could.

1135
00:53:59,080 --> 00:54:03,040
Speaker 4: And you are laughing giggling by the way, Oh wait

1136
00:54:03,080 --> 00:54:05,080
Speaker 4: what because we're laughing, he's giggling.

1137
00:54:06,080 --> 00:54:10,160
Speaker 3: I'm in my giggle boots are let's not forget giggle boots.

1138
00:54:12,800 --> 00:54:14,920
Speaker 1: Dude, Wait what were We were like going back and

1139
00:54:14,960 --> 00:54:18,680
Speaker 1: forth on like a stupid tangent about that, and you

1140
00:54:18,719 --> 00:54:22,279
Speaker 1: said something so bad it like threw it all. I

1141
00:54:22,320 --> 00:54:24,920
Speaker 1: can't remember. It was something like, well you kept like

1142
00:54:24,960 --> 00:54:27,920
Speaker 1: throwing back like boots, like something about boots, and you

1143
00:54:27,920 --> 00:54:29,680
Speaker 1: were like, yeah, the boots without the house, and like

1144
00:54:29,719 --> 00:54:31,320
Speaker 1: you said some weird line.

1145
00:54:31,400 --> 00:54:34,719
Speaker 3: I was like, Okay, who runs the world?

1146
00:54:35,360 --> 00:54:36,240
Speaker 1: Me?

1147
00:54:36,239 --> 00:54:41,920
Speaker 3: Me? Who runs the world? Like I podcaster everywhere?

1148
00:54:43,640 --> 00:54:44,600
Speaker 1: Who runs the world?

1149
00:54:45,080 --> 00:54:50,200
Speaker 3: Podcaster? I mean slightly.

1150
00:54:51,520 --> 00:54:53,759
Speaker 1: Not no, but it is terrifying that most people are

1151
00:54:53,760 --> 00:54:57,840
Speaker 1: getting their news and information in general top to bottom.

1152
00:54:58,560 --> 00:54:59,680
Speaker 3: From theobon.

1153
00:55:01,680 --> 00:55:07,279
Speaker 4: That's crazy. Yeah. From Joe Rogan, he's like blacked out.

1154
00:55:07,520 --> 00:55:10,080
Speaker 3: Yeah on g LP three.

1155
00:55:10,520 --> 00:55:15,080
Speaker 1: Okay, the flip flop flated. It's crazy that now, even

1156
00:55:15,200 --> 00:55:18,000
Speaker 1: with digital footprint, goes to show that, like humans are

1157
00:55:18,000 --> 00:55:21,080
Speaker 1: so stupid and nothing needs anything to most people because

1158
00:55:21,120 --> 00:55:25,040
Speaker 1: the flip flopping of like a Theo Vonn is crazy. Bitch,

1159
00:55:25,080 --> 00:55:28,439
Speaker 1: you see both sides like Chanel as fuck. The check

1160
00:55:28,680 --> 00:55:32,600
Speaker 1: is yeah, he's he's bipolitical.

1161
00:55:32,960 --> 00:55:35,080
Speaker 3: Wait, actually THEO is bisexual.

1162
00:55:35,239 --> 00:55:36,720
Speaker 1: He's try bye, try.

1163
00:55:36,520 --> 00:55:39,680
Speaker 3: By, try guy, try by, guys. I am craving reces

1164
00:55:39,800 --> 00:55:43,240
Speaker 3: right now. I want more little baby mini cups. Okay,

1165
00:55:43,400 --> 00:55:44,680
Speaker 3: my teeth are rotting.

1166
00:55:45,360 --> 00:55:47,040
Speaker 1: I know my teeth have been hurting from how much

1167
00:55:47,040 --> 00:55:49,640
Speaker 1: candy I'm eating. I just can't stop eating, can't.

1168
00:55:49,760 --> 00:55:50,480
Speaker 3: I just can't stop.

1169
00:55:50,760 --> 00:55:53,120
Speaker 1: And what makes it worse is I actually I ironically

1170
00:55:53,360 --> 00:55:59,440
Speaker 1: am obsessed with flossing. It's my favorite wine down time and.

1171
00:55:59,600 --> 00:56:00,960
Speaker 3: Shower your shower again tonight?

1172
00:56:01,280 --> 00:56:02,760
Speaker 1: Yeah? Should we sit in my bed again?

1173
00:56:02,960 --> 00:56:04,319
Speaker 3: It's too cold in my room.

1174
00:56:04,480 --> 00:56:07,560
Speaker 1: I know I love sleeping in my room. I can't lie,

1175
00:56:07,680 --> 00:56:12,400
Speaker 1: but I've been because I'm so cold at night. I

1176
00:56:12,480 --> 00:56:14,200
Speaker 1: literally heat myself off.

1177
00:56:14,520 --> 00:56:17,400
Speaker 2: Like a fucking lean cuisine meal my like de fraud.

1178
00:56:17,640 --> 00:56:17,680
Speaker 6: Know.

1179
00:56:17,880 --> 00:56:20,799
Speaker 3: Also the way like you fell asleep last night, like

1180
00:56:20,840 --> 00:56:23,719
Speaker 3: you were under the covers and then seconds before you

1181
00:56:23,719 --> 00:56:25,919
Speaker 3: fell asleep, you ripped them all off and you were

1182
00:56:25,960 --> 00:56:29,120
Speaker 3: like but as naked, like sprawled out in bed, like

1183
00:56:29,280 --> 00:56:32,359
Speaker 3: literally glistening from sweat. You warmed yourself up.

1184
00:56:32,440 --> 00:56:35,319
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, because I like to be really warm as

1185
00:56:35,320 --> 00:56:37,600
Speaker 1: I fall asleep, but then, as you know, I'm a

1186
00:56:37,600 --> 00:56:39,839
Speaker 1: sweaty girl, so I have to like get it all off. Yeah.

1187
00:56:39,840 --> 00:56:42,120
Speaker 1: When I woke up this morning, I was burning alive

1188
00:56:42,280 --> 00:56:45,680
Speaker 1: because now that I have my shoulder heating pad, I

1189
00:56:45,719 --> 00:56:49,000
Speaker 1: put that on my shoulders and then I put a

1190
00:56:49,000 --> 00:56:51,239
Speaker 1: heated blanket on top of all my other blankets. So

1191
00:56:51,280 --> 00:56:53,120
Speaker 1: I really do cook myself. The other night, I was

1192
00:56:53,160 --> 00:56:54,000
Speaker 1: thinking about how.

1193
00:56:53,920 --> 00:56:55,680
Speaker 3: Like those ovaries are done.

1194
00:56:55,440 --> 00:56:58,920
Speaker 1: For baby fucking I don't give a shit fuck.

1195
00:56:59,000 --> 00:57:02,440
Speaker 3: I don't like, should we just freeze our eggs?

1196
00:57:02,600 --> 00:57:04,280
Speaker 1: I actually think I.

1197
00:57:03,920 --> 00:57:07,080
Speaker 3: Probably should because I'm like twenty seven.

1198
00:57:07,120 --> 00:57:09,160
Speaker 1: I definitely should because I think it's like twenty six

1199
00:57:09,280 --> 00:57:12,319
Speaker 1: is when it's like that's like your prime. I'll never

1200
00:57:12,360 --> 00:57:15,720
Speaker 1: forget the girl who had her period in fourth grade, Morgan.

1201
00:57:15,960 --> 00:57:18,400
Speaker 1: I'll never really close to her, and I was so jealous.

1202
00:57:18,560 --> 00:57:21,960
Speaker 1: I was so jealous. I was so jealous.

1203
00:57:22,280 --> 00:57:24,760
Speaker 2: I was like, fuck, you're gonna get tis that fucking early,

1204
00:57:24,840 --> 00:57:25,320
Speaker 2: you bitch.

1205
00:57:25,360 --> 00:57:27,200
Speaker 1: And I was mad close with her. I loved her

1206
00:57:27,360 --> 00:57:30,680
Speaker 1: so much. But me and all my friends I remember closer.

1207
00:57:32,240 --> 00:57:34,240
Speaker 1: I remember what she told us because it was I

1208
00:57:34,240 --> 00:57:38,960
Speaker 1: think Morgan was in my little group. It was like Me, Doreen, Marlee,

1209
00:57:40,840 --> 00:57:43,360
Speaker 1: and was Morgan in it. Like it was like this

1210
00:57:43,440 --> 00:57:45,520
Speaker 1: group of me and like three other girls who were

1211
00:57:45,520 --> 00:57:48,760
Speaker 1: all really close all through elementary and fourth grade in YMCA.

1212
00:57:49,200 --> 00:57:51,520
Speaker 1: We went her after school and she was like, guys,

1213
00:57:52,440 --> 00:57:54,000
Speaker 1: I had my period and all were.

1214
00:57:53,800 --> 00:57:55,919
Speaker 3: Like, no, you did not, Like we were like, what

1215
00:57:55,960 --> 00:57:58,040
Speaker 3: the fuck did she lie? Could she?

1216
00:57:58,040 --> 00:57:59,040
Speaker 1: She didn't lie, She wasn't.

1217
00:58:00,040 --> 00:58:01,840
Speaker 2: Oh she had the proof because we were like no.

1218
00:58:01,960 --> 00:58:03,480
Speaker 3: And then she was like, guys, look I am so

1219
00:58:03,720 --> 00:58:04,320
Speaker 3: I mean, there's.

1220
00:58:04,440 --> 00:58:05,760
Speaker 1: This in my bag and it was pads and we

1221
00:58:05,760 --> 00:58:07,840
Speaker 1: were like, fuck, we're so tells had a ziper in

1222
00:58:07,880 --> 00:58:08,240
Speaker 1: my bag.

1223
00:58:08,320 --> 00:58:10,600
Speaker 3: There's a similar experience with boys.

1224
00:58:10,560 --> 00:58:14,280
Speaker 1: And if it's about fucking coming, that's disgusting, Like that's disgusting.

1225
00:58:14,400 --> 00:58:19,480
Speaker 3: I will never forget, forget, and I'll never forget the

1226
00:58:19,520 --> 00:58:21,640
Speaker 3: first day I made boba.

1227
00:58:21,760 --> 00:58:24,080
Speaker 4: Oh. I was just saying, like, I will never forget

1228
00:58:24,120 --> 00:58:28,480
Speaker 4: the first day that one of my peers busted, and

1229
00:58:28,520 --> 00:58:31,640
Speaker 4: then they came to school and it was it. Honestly,

1230
00:58:32,600 --> 00:58:35,680
Speaker 4: that event in my life is so dark. And then

1231
00:58:35,720 --> 00:58:39,440
Speaker 4: the when people started like having sex in middle school,

1232
00:58:40,040 --> 00:58:42,840
Speaker 4: that also shattered my reality because I was like, no,

1233
00:58:44,000 --> 00:58:44,960
Speaker 4: you're doing this.

1234
00:58:45,200 --> 00:58:47,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, I literally my school was fucked it. Like I

1235
00:58:47,880 --> 00:58:50,280
Speaker 1: knew kids in like third grade who had already had sex,

1236
00:58:50,280 --> 00:58:52,040
Speaker 1: and in fourth grade there were kids who were like

1237
00:58:52,680 --> 00:58:56,320
Speaker 1: promiscuous as shit, which is really sad to think about,

1238
00:58:56,400 --> 00:58:58,000
Speaker 1: but I mean.

1239
00:58:58,000 --> 00:58:59,560
Speaker 2: Fuck, I really was scared.

1240
00:58:59,600 --> 00:59:03,920
Speaker 1: But everyone around me was so like overly active, which again,

1241
00:59:03,960 --> 00:59:05,520
Speaker 1: if I think about too much, it'll actually send me

1242
00:59:05,520 --> 00:59:08,760
Speaker 1: into a spiral. But because of that going into high school,

1243
00:59:08,760 --> 00:59:12,040
Speaker 1: I think I said this before, I literally will never

1244
00:59:12,080 --> 00:59:17,440
Speaker 1: forget the summer going into high school, like I was

1245
00:59:17,560 --> 00:59:21,000
Speaker 1: like obviously thirteen turning fourteen, I was under the impression

1246
00:59:21,040 --> 00:59:23,400
Speaker 1: that I had to have sex the next year. Like

1247
00:59:23,480 --> 00:59:25,960
Speaker 1: I for some reason thought like, yeah, there was like

1248
00:59:26,000 --> 00:59:27,360
Speaker 1: this idea actually like.

1249
00:59:27,320 --> 00:59:29,800
Speaker 3: An imaginary pressure for like high schoolers.

1250
00:59:30,240 --> 00:59:31,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, like, oh my.

1251
00:59:31,200 --> 00:59:32,960
Speaker 2: God, everyone's gonna try to fuck me.

1252
00:59:33,160 --> 00:59:37,880
Speaker 1: I'm so scared, like fuck, And that didn't happen. Actually,

1253
00:59:37,880 --> 00:59:40,880
Speaker 1: nobody gave a fuck about me, which was lit as

1254
00:59:41,000 --> 00:59:44,240
Speaker 1: a fuck like on Ironically, I loved high school because

1255
00:59:44,240 --> 00:59:46,280
Speaker 1: I genuinely just didn't see.

1256
00:59:46,120 --> 00:59:49,720
Speaker 3: Someone tried to initiate a threesome with me recently.

1257
00:59:50,520 --> 00:59:53,200
Speaker 1: Oh in high school, see like you you're up to

1258
00:59:53,280 --> 00:59:54,600
Speaker 1: freaky ass business, bitch.

1259
00:59:54,640 --> 00:59:56,760
Speaker 2: You don't have fucking like Club Penguin to log into.

1260
00:59:56,800 --> 00:59:59,720
Speaker 1: You don't have anything any extracurricular If you were in

1261
00:59:59,840 --> 01:00:02,400
Speaker 1: high school and already seeking the thrill of a threesome. One,

1262
01:00:02,440 --> 01:00:03,560
Speaker 1: your parents are going to jail.

1263
01:00:03,720 --> 01:00:04,480
Speaker 3: Two.

1264
01:00:05,480 --> 01:00:07,800
Speaker 1: I would love to sit down and have a lunch

1265
01:00:07,800 --> 01:00:09,560
Speaker 1: with you, so you could sit with an adult who

1266
01:00:11,600 --> 01:00:14,760
Speaker 1: can tell you to not do that because you are

1267
01:00:14,800 --> 01:00:16,040
Speaker 1: a baby. That's crazy.

1268
01:00:16,280 --> 01:00:21,240
Speaker 3: How old are you probably? I mean sixteen.

1269
01:00:23,400 --> 01:00:24,880
Speaker 1: That's so crazy, bro.

1270
01:00:25,360 --> 01:00:27,480
Speaker 3: And they proceeded to have sex and bed next to me.

1271
01:00:28,640 --> 01:00:31,920
Speaker 1: Mormons, No huh. Oh my god. The other night I

1272
01:00:31,960 --> 01:00:34,600
Speaker 1: had such a good night. I was home alone, and

1273
01:00:34,680 --> 01:00:38,200
Speaker 1: I took a shower and then a bath, and then

1274
01:00:38,240 --> 01:00:42,680
Speaker 1: I got in my like pajamas that were actually it

1275
01:00:42,720 --> 01:00:44,440
Speaker 1: was I just felt like a Mormon, and then I

1276
01:00:44,480 --> 01:00:48,200
Speaker 1: watched Mormon Housewives and I was like the happiest I've

1277
01:00:48,240 --> 01:00:50,640
Speaker 1: ever been in my life, and I need to show

1278
01:00:50,640 --> 01:00:51,240
Speaker 1: you the way I love.

1279
01:00:54,920 --> 01:00:59,120
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, you show me that, Like I'm literally should

1280
01:00:59,160 --> 01:00:59,680
Speaker 3: we do media?

1281
01:01:00,000 --> 01:01:00,360
Speaker 1: Thank yeah?

1282
01:01:02,200 --> 01:01:12,160
Speaker 3: My media is memorizing by DJ Delacroix Ox, said winther Dad.

1283
01:01:13,360 --> 01:01:19,160
Speaker 3: In twenty seven, a Pitchfield Street bass victim, also Oriyan

1284
01:01:19,200 --> 01:01:21,560
Speaker 3: showed me I Could Die for You by Red Hot

1285
01:01:21,640 --> 01:01:25,120
Speaker 3: Chili Peppers. That song's major, and then like the last

1286
01:01:25,320 --> 01:01:28,960
Speaker 3: minute of I Want to Be Adoored is potentially the

1287
01:01:29,040 --> 01:01:37,240
Speaker 3: greatest song ever made by the Stone Roses. Also got

1288
01:01:37,240 --> 01:01:42,000
Speaker 3: spurs go my winby Beat the Titan OKC, and it

1289
01:01:42,080 --> 01:01:44,360
Speaker 3: was awesome to see.

1290
01:01:45,800 --> 01:01:47,640
Speaker 1: I watched the game with you was awesome.

1291
01:01:48,200 --> 01:01:52,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh wait, yeah, and you watched MAVs versus Jazz

1292
01:01:52,200 --> 01:01:56,600
Speaker 3: last night with me Cooper flag drop forty two and

1293
01:01:56,640 --> 01:01:59,640
Speaker 3: then fumbled that yeah, oh my god, it's so sexy

1294
01:01:59,680 --> 01:02:02,280
Speaker 3: to hear you talk about basketball. Like I'm not even kidding.

1295
01:02:02,320 --> 01:02:05,360
Speaker 3: I just got like a boner if anybody I love

1296
01:02:05,440 --> 01:02:08,240
Speaker 3: talks about basketball and makes me like so bisexual.

1297
01:02:08,600 --> 01:02:11,600
Speaker 1: Drew was fear bongering me about my fight back to Miami,

1298
01:02:11,640 --> 01:02:14,320
Speaker 1: and he was like he was talking about Oh. We

1299
01:02:14,320 --> 01:02:15,640
Speaker 1: were laying in bed, and I was talking about how

1300
01:02:15,680 --> 01:02:17,200
Speaker 1: I always have my hands in my pants when I

1301
01:02:17,240 --> 01:02:19,600
Speaker 1: go to bed. I just like always do that, And

1302
01:02:19,640 --> 01:02:21,400
Speaker 1: I was like, sometimes when I'm on a plane, I

1303
01:02:21,400 --> 01:02:23,840
Speaker 1: get really scared that, like when I turn, if somebody

1304
01:02:23,840 --> 01:02:25,600
Speaker 1: walks by, they're gonna see my hands in my pants

1305
01:02:25,640 --> 01:02:26,880
Speaker 1: and be like this fucking pervert.

1306
01:02:28,040 --> 01:02:30,480
Speaker 2: And then Drew was like, that's not that crazy because, like.

1307
01:02:30,440 --> 01:02:32,440
Speaker 1: Think about it, guys have to fall asleep on the

1308
01:02:32,480 --> 01:02:34,120
Speaker 1: plane all the time, and most of the times if

1309
01:02:34,120 --> 01:02:36,760
Speaker 1: they fall asleep and enter ra em, they'll wake up

1310
01:02:36,760 --> 01:02:38,680
Speaker 1: with a boner. So next time you're sitting next to

1311
01:02:38,720 --> 01:02:40,360
Speaker 1: a guy, just look over if he sleeps, cause he's

1312
01:02:40,360 --> 01:02:43,160
Speaker 1: probably gonna have a boner, which is the scariest threat

1313
01:02:43,680 --> 01:02:46,320
Speaker 1: other than like Osama bin Laden being in the aisle

1314
01:02:46,480 --> 01:02:52,320
Speaker 1: next to me. He like, oh my god, oh my god.

1315
01:02:52,400 --> 01:02:57,520
Speaker 1: I should have to wear like fucking like like the

1316
01:02:57,560 --> 01:03:01,760
Speaker 1: metal like like a woman's You guys should have to

1317
01:03:01,760 --> 01:03:04,640
Speaker 1: wear a woman's chastity belt so it's all locked up.

1318
01:03:04,680 --> 01:03:07,080
Speaker 1: And that is not a throat to general public, because

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01:03:07,080 --> 01:03:09,320
Speaker 1: that's fucked up. And I don't care. If it's just

1320
01:03:09,360 --> 01:03:11,040
Speaker 1: your body and it's natural that it does, that not

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01:03:11,120 --> 01:03:14,520
Speaker 1: natural to me. Keep it to your fuck itself. Okay,

1322
01:03:14,600 --> 01:03:17,680
Speaker 1: my media, I just had to get that out. My

1323
01:03:17,800 --> 01:03:20,960
Speaker 1: media is finessed by Bruno Mars, and I'm not kidding.

1324
01:03:21,320 --> 01:03:24,720
Speaker 1: I love twenty four Carrot Magic by Bruno Mars. Guys,

1325
01:03:24,760 --> 01:03:26,320
Speaker 1: I'm so sweaty that I like stink.

1326
01:03:26,880 --> 01:03:27,920
Speaker 2: I stink in the winter.

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01:03:32,320 --> 01:03:39,880
Speaker 1: Hello, that's honestly it. I don't really have any other media. Oh,

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01:03:40,080 --> 01:03:47,960
Speaker 1: I've rewatched the Muppets. What is it called? Oh my god,

1329
01:03:48,000 --> 01:03:50,280
Speaker 1: the one where Miss Piggy is lying. It's like one

1330
01:03:50,320 --> 01:03:52,720
Speaker 1: of the first Muppet movies. Is it the first Muppet movie?

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01:03:52,720 --> 01:03:55,960
Speaker 1: It's the the Carol Caper, the Caper, whatever the fuck

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01:03:56,000 --> 01:03:58,640
Speaker 1: it is. I've just been rewatching all the Muppets movies.

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Speaker 1: That's what I've been doing. Bye Bye,