1 00:00:01,400 --> 00:00:05,160 Speaker 1: Then Jebil Show on demand. Never get a speeding ticket 2 00:00:05,200 --> 00:00:08,800 Speaker 1: ever again in your life the Jubil Show. Everybody has 3 00:00:08,840 --> 00:00:10,639 Speaker 1: their ways that they get out of speeding tickets, right, 4 00:00:11,200 --> 00:00:15,240 Speaker 1: show a little cleavage. No, no, it doesn't work. What 5 00:00:15,320 --> 00:00:19,800 Speaker 1: about sexual favors? Offer sexual favors that can work. It 6 00:00:19,840 --> 00:00:24,599 Speaker 1: just depends on your skill set. It's always as for me, 7 00:00:24,720 --> 00:00:27,680 Speaker 1: I did the sexual favor and still got the ticket. 8 00:00:28,400 --> 00:00:29,920 Speaker 1: I just gotta I gotta take it for two things 9 00:00:29,960 --> 00:00:34,960 Speaker 1: at that point. But everybody has their ways that they 10 00:00:35,000 --> 00:00:37,120 Speaker 1: think they get out of tickets. Some people lie, some 11 00:00:37,159 --> 00:00:39,960 Speaker 1: people try to act all casual. There are three things 12 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:42,120 Speaker 1: that you can do that will guarantee you get out 13 00:00:42,120 --> 00:00:44,559 Speaker 1: of a speeding ticket, maybe Harry Well not everybody can 14 00:00:44,600 --> 00:00:47,919 Speaker 1: do them though, because it happened again. No, Jubil got 15 00:00:47,920 --> 00:00:50,800 Speaker 1: pulled over and got out of another ticket. Yeah, I'm 16 00:00:50,840 --> 00:00:52,479 Speaker 1: not kidding guys. So we're on our way back from 17 00:00:52,479 --> 00:00:54,760 Speaker 1: our vacation that we took recently. Jubil was going sixty 18 00:00:54,760 --> 00:00:56,120 Speaker 1: five and at thirty five and I'm like, hey, we're 19 00:00:56,120 --> 00:00:58,000 Speaker 1: about to go through main street in the small town. 20 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:01,000 Speaker 1: But I'm just kicking out of my head, like you 21 00:01:01,040 --> 00:01:03,480 Speaker 1: might want to slow down. A little bit right after that, 22 00:01:03,600 --> 00:01:05,520 Speaker 1: I saw a sheriff that was sitting on this aside 23 00:01:05,560 --> 00:01:07,679 Speaker 1: the road and I'm like, oh, there's a cat, and 24 00:01:07,800 --> 00:01:11,880 Speaker 1: then pulled him over. Yeah, I showed about the same time. 25 00:01:12,120 --> 00:01:13,640 Speaker 1: I looked over and I saw a sheriff thing. I 26 00:01:13,680 --> 00:01:15,119 Speaker 1: was like, oh, that was like a sheriff station. Probably 27 00:01:15,160 --> 00:01:17,560 Speaker 1: should slow down main street in a very very very 28 00:01:17,600 --> 00:01:20,080 Speaker 1: small town. You go to jail forever. I think we're 29 00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:22,200 Speaker 1: speeding in these towns before it was too late. I 30 00:01:22,200 --> 00:01:25,919 Speaker 1: saw the lights on the black truck. That camera action 31 00:01:25,959 --> 00:01:28,520 Speaker 1: because he flipped around and pulled him over, and then 32 00:01:28,720 --> 00:01:30,880 Speaker 1: he goes, you got weed in the car. I was like, weed, 33 00:01:31,640 --> 00:01:38,120 Speaker 1: that's Jubil for some reason, says no. We were in 34 00:01:38,160 --> 00:01:40,280 Speaker 1: the middle. It was between Arizona and Utah, and I 35 00:01:40,319 --> 00:01:41,560 Speaker 1: was like, I don't know where we're at right now, 36 00:01:42,120 --> 00:01:44,920 Speaker 1: legal or not. I'm just He's like it's legal. He 37 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:53,440 Speaker 1: was like, nope, I'm not falling through that. It's not 38 00:01:53,600 --> 00:01:56,200 Speaker 1: illegal in Nevada or Arizona. And we were like, we're 39 00:01:56,200 --> 00:01:59,400 Speaker 1: in Utah. We're on all three states, but you you 40 00:01:59,440 --> 00:02:03,000 Speaker 1: were in Utah, you'd be going to jails. The biscuit. 41 00:02:03,400 --> 00:02:05,080 Speaker 1: He just said no, and I was like, well, I 42 00:02:05,120 --> 00:02:09,839 Speaker 1: can't say anything now because like past. So then I'm like, okay, 43 00:02:09,840 --> 00:02:12,840 Speaker 1: well he just lied to cop. He gets his license registration, 44 00:02:12,960 --> 00:02:14,680 Speaker 1: goes back to his car. He's there for like more 45 00:02:14,720 --> 00:02:16,640 Speaker 1: than five minutes. I'm like, you're definitely getting a ticket. 46 00:02:16,760 --> 00:02:18,520 Speaker 1: Like never gets a ticket. He gets pulled over all 47 00:02:18,520 --> 00:02:20,360 Speaker 1: the time and never gets a ticket out of tickets 48 00:02:20,400 --> 00:02:22,959 Speaker 1: all Like, I don't even know how I get so 49 00:02:23,080 --> 00:02:24,440 Speaker 1: lucky with this kind of stuff. Do you want to 50 00:02:24,440 --> 00:02:25,919 Speaker 1: know how he got into this one? Yeah, this is 51 00:02:25,960 --> 00:02:29,000 Speaker 1: how he got onto the tips because remember like two 52 00:02:29,040 --> 00:02:30,920 Speaker 1: hot tips. Just a little while ago, I got pulled 53 00:02:30,919 --> 00:02:35,720 Speaker 1: over on the freeway going fast and yeah, you can 54 00:02:35,800 --> 00:02:38,320 Speaker 1: lose your license on the spot for going that fast over. 55 00:02:38,840 --> 00:02:42,720 Speaker 1: But he's Stu Bowl and I was with Alex and 56 00:02:42,919 --> 00:02:44,480 Speaker 1: I think the kids were in the car too, and 57 00:02:44,480 --> 00:02:46,560 Speaker 1: then the guy he just said slow down a little bit, 58 00:02:46,639 --> 00:02:48,280 Speaker 1: let us go. And in that one, I was doing 59 00:02:48,320 --> 00:02:50,320 Speaker 1: all kinds of wrong stuff and he let us go. Anyway, 60 00:02:50,320 --> 00:02:52,840 Speaker 1: we pulled over this small little town and maybe Utah, 61 00:02:52,840 --> 00:02:55,440 Speaker 1: maybe Arizona, maybe Nevada, I don't know. Yeah, so you 62 00:02:55,480 --> 00:02:56,920 Speaker 1: know how like when they go back to their car 63 00:02:56,960 --> 00:02:58,160 Speaker 1: and if they're there for a bit, they're writing you 64 00:02:58,200 --> 00:03:00,680 Speaker 1: a ticket. Ye, well that's how he was in his 65 00:03:00,680 --> 00:03:02,800 Speaker 1: car force. So I'm like, sucks for you. You're getting 66 00:03:02,840 --> 00:03:04,720 Speaker 1: tickets gonna be two hundred and seventy three dollars or 67 00:03:04,720 --> 00:03:06,840 Speaker 1: something like that. You could see Alex was like happy 68 00:03:06,880 --> 00:03:08,840 Speaker 1: about it. I wasn't happy. I wasn't happy. I'm like, 69 00:03:08,840 --> 00:03:13,520 Speaker 1: it's about a time, though. So he comes back and 70 00:03:13,520 --> 00:03:16,239 Speaker 1: he's like, all right, two things. I've never seen anybody 71 00:03:16,280 --> 00:03:19,000 Speaker 1: this happy on a license before. Because he's smiling really 72 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:21,880 Speaker 1: big and with the last name like Fresh, I can't 73 00:03:21,919 --> 00:03:26,840 Speaker 1: give you a ticket. Gosh, you're out to smile a 74 00:03:26,840 --> 00:03:29,360 Speaker 1: real big in your ID and change your last name 75 00:03:29,400 --> 00:03:33,120 Speaker 1: to Fresh. About having Wade, I had to like reach 76 00:03:33,200 --> 00:03:37,680 Speaker 1: down my head and call like, are you serious? You 77 00:03:37,720 --> 00:03:42,760 Speaker 1: should ride him up like that. Don't let him get 78 00:03:42,800 --> 00:03:44,840 Speaker 1: away with this. He's just gonna do it again. I 79 00:03:45,320 --> 00:03:50,680 Speaker 1: was like, what's your manager's name? I'm calling him. I 80 00:03:50,760 --> 00:03:53,240 Speaker 1: hopetually had given up because whenever I get pulled over, 81 00:03:53,360 --> 00:03:55,240 Speaker 1: I always think I'm not getting a ticket. But he 82 00:03:55,280 --> 00:03:56,920 Speaker 1: was in there for so long where even I was 83 00:03:57,040 --> 00:03:58,680 Speaker 1: talking to Alex and I was like, I'm definitely getting 84 00:03:58,680 --> 00:04:00,400 Speaker 1: a ticket on this one definitely, like I gave up 85 00:04:00,400 --> 00:04:01,760 Speaker 1: at that point. He's gonna come back and give me 86 00:04:01,800 --> 00:04:03,160 Speaker 1: a ticket, but I'm like, well, you're gonna have to 87 00:04:03,160 --> 00:04:04,680 Speaker 1: like slow down from like now on because we can't 88 00:04:04,720 --> 00:04:08,360 Speaker 1: get pulled over again. I can't get ticket. I smiled 89 00:04:08,400 --> 00:04:10,760 Speaker 1: like that cheesy in my license photo as a joke. 90 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:15,160 Speaker 1: It's a really big cheesy smile, but it actually caught 91 00:04:15,200 --> 00:04:17,480 Speaker 1: me out of it, and I grabbed my license and 92 00:04:17,520 --> 00:04:19,720 Speaker 1: the registration. I handed it to Alex and he walked away. 93 00:04:19,760 --> 00:04:23,719 Speaker 1: She tossed it on the ground, and then he goes, 94 00:04:24,040 --> 00:04:25,880 Speaker 1: are you guys heading out to? And then he said, 95 00:04:25,920 --> 00:04:28,040 Speaker 1: like the highway that we're supposed to be going down 96 00:04:28,160 --> 00:04:30,839 Speaker 1: a half mile down to merge On. He's like, so yeah, 97 00:04:30,920 --> 00:04:32,200 Speaker 1: I take a right right there and go over the 98 00:04:32,200 --> 00:04:33,760 Speaker 1: bridge and then you can get back up to NASCAR 99 00:04:33,839 --> 00:04:39,279 Speaker 1: speeds encouraging your Sorry what changed my last name? Now 100 00:04:40,120 --> 00:04:44,360 Speaker 1: change it now? Whatever? Twice in my life I got 101 00:04:44,400 --> 00:04:47,080 Speaker 1: two tickets in my life day and listen, not my 102 00:04:47,120 --> 00:04:51,080 Speaker 1: black ass. Okay, I'll say that right now, because I like, yes, 103 00:04:51,240 --> 00:04:55,919 Speaker 1: arrestume right now. It's legal, doesn't matter. I shouldn't have 104 00:04:55,960 --> 00:04:59,760 Speaker 1: it no matter what illegal establishment and it's it's all legal, 105 00:04:59,800 --> 00:05:02,560 Speaker 1: but arrest me. I should not have this. Yeah, that's 106 00:05:02,920 --> 00:05:06,880 Speaker 1: really messed up. We drove to Arizona back in twenty twenty. Yeah, 107 00:05:06,920 --> 00:05:09,160 Speaker 1: because we didn't want to fly because a COVID. It's 108 00:05:09,160 --> 00:05:11,840 Speaker 1: a twenty hour drive. Yeah. I drove for one hour 109 00:05:11,880 --> 00:05:16,040 Speaker 1: and got a ticket, and I was mashing. I was 110 00:05:16,080 --> 00:05:18,760 Speaker 1: going self ast me. I was driving slower than Jewel did. Yeah. 111 00:05:18,760 --> 00:05:21,280 Speaker 1: Alex and I switched for just an hour and well 112 00:05:21,320 --> 00:05:23,640 Speaker 1: night after we switched, I got it. I got a ticket. 113 00:05:24,080 --> 00:05:26,320 Speaker 1: Your last name is Fresh too. That don't matter because 114 00:05:26,320 --> 00:05:30,520 Speaker 1: I'm not Jewel. I'm definitely not smiling in my picture. 115 00:05:30,520 --> 00:05:32,200 Speaker 1: You follow the show on social media. At the Jewels Show, 116 00:05:32,200 --> 00:05:34,160 Speaker 1: follow all of us individually. I met Jewel Fresh, I 117 00:05:34,240 --> 00:05:36,080 Speaker 1: met that dress. I'm a Christian grass now I met 118 00:05:36,080 --> 00:05:38,520 Speaker 1: Bennett knows The Jewel Show on demand