WEBVTT - Hour 3: Held Accountable

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<v Speaker 1>It is The Jesse Kelly Show, final hour of The

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<v Speaker 1>Jesse Kelly Show on a Thursday, and then tomorrow the

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<v Speaker 1>greatest day of the week, asked doctor Jesse Friday. It's

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<v Speaker 1>practically a holiday out there. All right, Well, I do

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<v Speaker 1>have another one of these gut wrenching COVID stories. I

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<v Speaker 1>told you you can always send to me. But first,

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like we need to do We need to

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<v Speaker 1>pay our respects and give a shout out to Vice

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<v Speaker 1>President Dome. You see, Dome, I know you're gonna be

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<v Speaker 1>shocked by this. Somebody slammed into a rear end. Apparently

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<v Speaker 1>the headline is Kamala involved in a car accident. So look,

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<v Speaker 1>we don't know how hard it was. We are obviously grateful.

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<v Speaker 1>Everyone's okay. That's probably a result of years and years

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<v Speaker 1>of experience for her. But just look, it's not easy

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<v Speaker 1>getting rear ended, all right. I can't personally say testify

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<v Speaker 1>to that, but I know people have gotten rear ended,

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<v Speaker 1>and Lord knows it's happening to Kamala plenty of times.

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<v Speaker 1>Just so shouts thoughts and prayers the Vice President Dome

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<v Speaker 1>from us here at the Jesse Kelly Show to her. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>let's get to something ugly. Let's talk about Chris. No,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm kidding. No, seriously, let's get to something ugly. Because

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<v Speaker 1>I saw our good friend doctor Fauci's making the rounds

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<v Speaker 1>again on the Talk the Comedy Circuit. He's having a

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<v Speaker 1>good old time with his old buddy Stephen Colbert out there.

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<v Speaker 1>Did iver mecton do anything? No? Okay, humans do take it,

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<v Speaker 1>but not for this purpose. Right. It does not help

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<v Speaker 1>with COVID and it could be dangerous. Okay, Hydroxa chloroquinn

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<v Speaker 1>did it do anything? No? No, So people who hoarded

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<v Speaker 1>that No, No, no reason to have done that. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>just just checking. That's so funny, isn't it so funny? Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>They went on? They went on, is in on whether

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<v Speaker 1>the vaccine is safe? Oh, without a doubt. It's been

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<v Speaker 1>given to billions of people and billions of doses, So

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<v Speaker 1>there's no doubt. Safety is off the table. Is no

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<v Speaker 1>doubt it is safe? Hm. Email hello Jesse, Can I

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<v Speaker 1>tell you my COVID story about my son? He is

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<v Speaker 1>also a special needs young man, profoundly autistic and nonverbal.

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<v Speaker 1>He has never spoken, and he never will despite all

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<v Speaker 1>attempts at speech therapy. The part of the brain that

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<v Speaker 1>does that is just wired differently. He has his own

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<v Speaker 1>way of communicating and overall does pretty well, or did

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<v Speaker 1>until the state of Minnesota shut down in twenty twenty.

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<v Speaker 1>My son is now in his mid twenties and done

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<v Speaker 1>with school. He lives in a group home and has

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<v Speaker 1>done all right for himself until the shutdown. At that time,

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<v Speaker 1>all day program all day bro crams shut down and

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<v Speaker 1>the staff started to wear masks around the clock and

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<v Speaker 1>tried to keep the social distance, saying at all times.

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<v Speaker 1>My son, though, doesn't understand even one of those things,

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<v Speaker 1>and would try to take the masks off and was

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<v Speaker 1>getting more and more aggressive the more he had to

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<v Speaker 1>spend all of his time at home. He would try

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<v Speaker 1>to go out and was stopped. I think you can

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<v Speaker 1>guess the trajectory this started to go on. He was

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<v Speaker 1>a little too aggressive and was put in the hospital

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<v Speaker 1>for weeks on end while they tried to figure out

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<v Speaker 1>what to do. He's back at home at times, but

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<v Speaker 1>has been put in the hospital three additional times since then. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>when things started to get back to normal again, he

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<v Speaker 1>was going back to the day programs, but his hospitalizations

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<v Speaker 1>scared away the programs and not one has accepted him,

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<v Speaker 1>since what is he supposed to do now? His world

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<v Speaker 1>was destroyed by this state and he will very likely

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<v Speaker 1>never be the same. Don't let them get away with this, Jesse,

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<v Speaker 1>you were one of the few left who demand some accountability.

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<v Speaker 1>My son's name is Brian and he shouldn't be shoved

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<v Speaker 1>aside like this. So once again I want you to

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<v Speaker 1>listen to the author of so much of Brian's pain

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<v Speaker 1>and Stephen Colbert having a good old laugh. Did I

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<v Speaker 1>ever meton do anything? No? Okay, humans do take it,

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<v Speaker 1>but not for this purpose. Right, It does not help

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<v Speaker 1>with COVID and it could be dangerous. Okay. Hydroxychloroquine did

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<v Speaker 1>it do anything? No? No, So people who hoarded that

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<v Speaker 1>it's so funny. Remember when we remember when we pushed

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<v Speaker 1>panic on all the country. We came up with stupid

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<v Speaker 1>things that we now admit. We admit that they made

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<v Speaker 1>up social distancing. Multiple doctors now have come out and

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<v Speaker 1>said we made it up. Tell that to Brian, the

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<v Speaker 1>special needs young man who, as a result of that

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<v Speaker 1>completely arbitrary, made up thing, had the rest of his

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<v Speaker 1>life destroyed. You remember, remember when I read that letter

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<v Speaker 1>last night about the grandson Mourner. Do you remember that.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not gonna read it for you again. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>think i'll ever read it again. It was hard to read.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm glad I read it. I don't regret it. It's

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<v Speaker 1>on last night's podcast if you want to read it.

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<v Speaker 1>Gentlemen lost his grandson because of this stuff, because of

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<v Speaker 1>these people, because of the faucis of the world. You're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna die. So stand six feet away. That'll do something.

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<v Speaker 1>It sounds so stupid, and we make fun of it,

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<v Speaker 1>but we set national policy based on that, and we

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<v Speaker 1>destroyed undending amounts of lives. I've remectin hijos chlora clint

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<v Speaker 1>ha ha ha. That's so stupid. I personally know multiple

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<v Speaker 1>doctors who successfully treated patients with those drugs. So this

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<v Speaker 1>is why, circling back to something we were already talking about,

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<v Speaker 1>this is why I simply cannot stand this way of

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<v Speaker 1>thinking anymore. And I won't stand for this way of

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<v Speaker 1>thinking for any candidate I support for any office in

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<v Speaker 1>the future. Happened to the President in the twenty sixteen election,

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<v Speaker 1>and throughout the first two years of his administration was abhorrent.

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<v Speaker 1>The proper investigative and prosecutive standards of the Department of

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<v Speaker 1>Justice were abused in order to reach a particular result.

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<v Speaker 1>We saw two different standards of justice emerge, one that

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<v Speaker 1>applied to President Trump and the other that applied to

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<v Speaker 1>everybody else. We can't allow this ever to happen again.

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<v Speaker 1>But this cannot be and it will not be a

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<v Speaker 1>tit for tat exercise. We are not going to lower

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<v Speaker 1>the standards just to achieve a result. The only way

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<v Speaker 1>to stop this vicious cycle, the only way to break

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<v Speaker 1>away from a dual system of justice is to make

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<v Speaker 1>sure that we scrupulously apply the single and proper standard

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<v Speaker 1>of justice for everybody. I will not stand by and

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<v Speaker 1>just let people talk like that continually. On the right,

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<v Speaker 1>there's not going to be a tit for tat. Why

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<v Speaker 1>is the standard GOP messaging right now? Oh no, No,

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<v Speaker 1>we are going to haul people in for trials. People

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<v Speaker 1>have to be arrested. We need a special prosecutor for

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<v Speaker 1>America's public health officials. And at the state level, you

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<v Speaker 1>should be pushing red ags and red governors to go

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<v Speaker 1>after any Democrat politician that crushed their state and Republican politician.

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<v Speaker 1>But maybe that's it. Maybe that's why we can't get

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<v Speaker 1>the GOP to actually attack the people and give us

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<v Speaker 1>a reckoning, a reckoning, a public hearing. Maybe that's why

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<v Speaker 1>we can't do it, because the truth is, I haven't

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<v Speaker 1>forgotten how many of the GOP people were in on it. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>don't get me wrong. I know every single person out

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<v Speaker 1>there running for office. Now, they're all mister freedom fighter.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh most COVID lockdowns. Those are crazy, right guys. Oh man,

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<v Speaker 1>Democrats really suck. Can you believe that? I remember virtually

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<v Speaker 1>every single national Republican. Oh yeah, sorry, we gotta shut

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<v Speaker 1>it down. It's just fifteen days. Hey. Vaccines, those are sweet, right,

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<v Speaker 1>those will definitely work really well. Oh, sorry about the

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<v Speaker 1>stroke you just had. Oh no, the cloth on your face,

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<v Speaker 1>that definitely does a lot. Oh yeah, we're a piece

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<v Speaker 1>of cloth. That microscopic virus. Oh you know what, one

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<v Speaker 1>that's not enough, We're two. Maybe a face shield? Shut

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<v Speaker 1>down your school, don't bury your dad. Oh. I remember

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<v Speaker 1>all these Republicans who were all in on that. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>and then they came around eventually, of course, in the

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<v Speaker 1>standard Republican fashion. As I always say, you can always

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<v Speaker 1>count on Republicans to come to the correct position on

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<v Speaker 1>an issue at the precise moment it ceases doing any

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<v Speaker 1>meaningful good. That's what they did time after time after

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<v Speaker 1>time after time again. But I think you know what,

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<v Speaker 1>You can send me these stories. If you have them,

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<v Speaker 1>send them to me. I'm never gonna let it go.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm never going to forget how normal people were abused

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<v Speaker 1>and then tossed aside. Like that story right there, that's

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<v Speaker 1>a loving father who loves his son, Brian special needs,

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<v Speaker 1>and he watched his son's life be wrecked. And now

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<v Speaker 1>everyone wants to move on. You hear it from both sides.

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<v Speaker 1>The left wants to move on because they don't want

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<v Speaker 1>anyone to really drill down just how responsible for all

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<v Speaker 1>this is. The right just kind of wants to move on.

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<v Speaker 1>Just it was. It was so bad and painful. I

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<v Speaker 1>just I just kind of want to forget about it.

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<v Speaker 1>Does Brian get to move on? Does Brian's father get

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<v Speaker 1>to move on? If you're listening to me right now,

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<v Speaker 1>and you couldn't see your mother as she died in

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<v Speaker 1>a hospital and you had to say goodbody, your mom

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<v Speaker 1>over a zoom call, do you just get to move

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<v Speaker 1>on or will that linger with you the rest of

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<v Speaker 1>your life? That that's what happened to you if you

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<v Speaker 1>took over the family business from your father and then

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<v Speaker 1>his father had given it to him, and you were

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<v Speaker 1>so proud to be in that family business. You've been

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<v Speaker 1>open sixty seventy years and you had to close it

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<v Speaker 1>down forever because of social distancing, something they completely made up.

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<v Speaker 1>Have you moved on, No, you haven't moved on, but

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<v Speaker 1>you have been forgotten. People act like all these people

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<v Speaker 1>that were crushed by this, like they don't matter at all,

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<v Speaker 1>But they matter to me. They should matter to each

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<v Speaker 1>and every one of us. And the people who did

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<v Speaker 1>this should pay. There should be arrests in public trials

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<v Speaker 1>for this. There should all right, we're getting not thought.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna get this some emails. I'm gonna get myself

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<v Speaker 1>all mad. I'm gonna get myself. I'm not getting mad, Chris.

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<v Speaker 1>It's Thursday, it's too close to Friday. I'm not gonna

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<v Speaker 1>get mad. Here's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna get

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<v Speaker 1>off the show tonight. I have to go take the

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<v Speaker 1>in laws out for some Mexican food. We're all oblah

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<v Speaker 1>with the waitress. The wife will be embarrassed, Crisp. But look,

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<v Speaker 1>if I don't practice my Spanish. I can't stay at

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<v Speaker 1>the top tier and probably have a margharita, and then

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna go home and I'm gonna crawl into my

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<v Speaker 1>Geeza dream she eats on my bed, and I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>drift off to sleep. The Giza dreamsheets from my pillow.

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<v Speaker 1>had ours, Gosh, I think we've had him for over

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<v Speaker 1>a year. We still will wake up in the morning

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<v Speaker 1>Jesse Kelly Show dot com. I can't believe I'm about

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<v Speaker 1>to say these words. But there's a show out there

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<v Speaker 1>called The Daily Show. He used to be kind of

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<v Speaker 1>funny with John Stewart, and then of course he went

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<v Speaker 1>far left, and then Stewart left and they did that

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<v Speaker 1>thing that so many shows do. I don't know why

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<v Speaker 1>they do this. They took like the second in charge

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<v Speaker 1>guy and they gave him his own show, Stephen Colbert,

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<v Speaker 1>and of course he sucks right well, if he was

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<v Speaker 1>any good, he wouldn't never been the second guy. He's

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<v Speaker 1>fine as a second guy, can't lead his own show.

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<v Speaker 1>And then they gave it to Trevor Noah. So anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>it's just a stupid show. It's not that funny. But

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<v Speaker 1>there was a show on HBO called Veep, Veep Veep.

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<v Speaker 1>If you have ever been involved in politics at all,

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<v Speaker 1>run for office or worked for somebody or something like that,

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<v Speaker 1>and you don't mind bad language. It's not for the kids.

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<v Speaker 1>Not for the kids. It's one of the funniest, most honest,

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<v Speaker 1>truest shows ever. Oh, Chris, it's it's pants weating funny,

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<v Speaker 1>and I mean pants weating funny, Buddy. Yeah, it's really

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<v Speaker 1>really good. And one of the main characters, well, the

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<v Speaker 1>main character thinker names what is it Selena Kyle or

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<v Speaker 1>something that that's the main character is a vice president

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<v Speaker 1>who well, she's just an idiot. She can't really talk,

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<v Speaker 1>a total sociopathic idiot, basically like all of our politicians. Now, well,

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<v Speaker 1>the Daily Show they did a mashup of Selena Kyle

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<v Speaker 1>and Dome and in is seriously one of the funniest

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<v Speaker 1>things ever. I don't usually play other people's funny stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>I just like to do my own show. This is

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<v Speaker 1>genuinely hilarious. My fellow Americans, words have many meanings, and

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<v Speaker 1>sometimes instead of conveying our meaning, they can suggest other meanings.

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<v Speaker 1>When we talk about the children of the community, they

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<v Speaker 1>are a children of the community. Well, we are the

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<v Speaker 1>United States of America because we are united and we

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<v Speaker 1>are states. Talking about the significance of the passage of time, right,

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<v Speaker 1>the significance of the passage of time, So when you

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<v Speaker 1>think about it, there is great significance to the passage

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<v Speaker 1>of time. Whatever we have in store cannot be known.

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<v Speaker 1>The past was once, the future, the future is, I

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<v Speaker 1>should say unknown. We got to take the stuff seriously

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<v Speaker 1>as seriously as you are, because you have been forced

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<v Speaker 1>to have to take it seriously. Obesity is a serious

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<v Speaker 1>disease and it needs to be taken seriously. We need

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<v Speaker 1>to get to go and need to be able to

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<v Speaker 1>get where you need to go to do the work

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<v Speaker 1>and get home. I hope that clarifies the issue, and

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<v Speaker 1>this can be the last word on those words. Certain

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<v Speaker 1>issues are just settled, clearly, we're not. No, that's right,

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<v Speaker 1>and that's why I do believe that we are living

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<v Speaker 1>sadly in real unsettled times. Oh look, what earth? What

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<v Speaker 1>are we gonna do but laugh? We have to laugh,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, Jesse, You and or Michael Berry have referred

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<v Speaker 1>to the fifty states as fifty laboratories on certain issues.

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<v Speaker 1>That was Michael, not me. But now I'm going to

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<v Speaker 1>refer to it like that and take all the credit. Michael.

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<v Speaker 1>My mentor Michael Berry would appreciate that. Let each state

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<v Speaker 1>do their own thing and see what works and see

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<v Speaker 1>what fails. I propose we do that for the national divorce,

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<v Speaker 1>fifty separate countries. Details for national defense could possibly be

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<v Speaker 1>worked out in a NATO kind of way where everyone

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<v Speaker 1>pays their share if you want protection. I don't really

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<v Speaker 1>need this red on air. I just wanted to hear

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<v Speaker 1>your thoughts about us what Chris, Yeah, it is funny,

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<v Speaker 1>Chris said, wasn't that the original idea? That we've gone

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<v Speaker 1>so far away from how we were founded as a country.

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<v Speaker 1>We have gotten so far away that even people hardcore

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<v Speaker 1>right wingers like you and me, we lose sight of

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<v Speaker 1>it because we've never lived how independent the states were.

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<v Speaker 1>You forget, before we had what we have now, they

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<v Speaker 1>had another agreement and the government was even smaller in

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<v Speaker 1>that one. They didn't want the government to do anything.

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<v Speaker 1>The only thing the government was supposed to be allowed

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<v Speaker 1>to do in this country was the things that no

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<v Speaker 1>way you could let each state do on its own.

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<v Speaker 1>Like currency is a great example. Okay, each state can't

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<v Speaker 1>print its own money. Then you're driving from Tennessee into

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<v Speaker 1>the Carolinas. You can't spend money. It wouldn't work. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>So currency, that's obviously something that has to be done

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<v Speaker 1>at the federal level. Military, but even that, even that

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<v Speaker 1>keep in mind, was supposed to be small. Now. They

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<v Speaker 1>always knew we were. We wanted a big navy. We

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<v Speaker 1>i'd have a navy. We got a big ocean here,

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<v Speaker 1>a couple of them now. But they didn't want to

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<v Speaker 1>be extanding army. They spoke out loudly against it. They

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<v Speaker 1>want states. You guys, did do your own militia thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Did just do the militia thing over there? The States

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<v Speaker 1>were your country. If you would have gone back to

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<v Speaker 1>New York in eighteen twenty, you would have heard people

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<v Speaker 1>talking about New York this and New York that a

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<v Speaker 1>lot more than you heard them talking about America. Same

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<v Speaker 1>in places like South Carolina, Where are you from? I'm

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<v Speaker 1>from South Carolina. If you were from If you were

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<v Speaker 1>from South Carolina and you would overseas to France and

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<v Speaker 1>somebody asked where you were from, you would say, South

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<v Speaker 1>Carolina is where I'm from. The United States. We just

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<v Speaker 1>know it as a word. It was supposed to be

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<v Speaker 1>all these different United countries. But the people bring this

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<v Speaker 1>up a lot. Return we need to return to federalism.

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<v Speaker 1>We just got to return to federalism. Return to state rights. Man,

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<v Speaker 1>I want that too, I signed me up. Is there

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<v Speaker 1>somewhere there's a sign up list, because I'll put my

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<v Speaker 1>name next to it. But let's not be naive. They're

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<v Speaker 1>not gonna let us go. All the communists have acquired

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<v Speaker 1>all this power at a federal level and all this

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<v Speaker 1>control over the states. They're not just gonna wake up

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<v Speaker 1>tomorrow morning and get tired of it. Oh that reminds me. Actually,

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<v Speaker 1>that reminds me. I have a little funny. You ready

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<v Speaker 1>for a little funny. I'll tell you a little funny

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<v Speaker 1>in a second before we go. Well, before I do that,

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<v Speaker 1>let me talk to you real quick about your water.

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<v Speaker 1>You shower in it, you drink it. I've got a

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know why you have to keep bringing that up, Chris.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm still wounded by that. Crisp Chris brought up when

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<v Speaker 1>the Beach Boys were serenading us. I don't know if

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<v Speaker 1>I use that word right, but I think I think

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<v Speaker 1>I did right. Chris said, whatever. Anyway, you know, only

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<v Speaker 1>one of the beach Boys knew how to surf. I

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<v Speaker 1>remember being so devastated when I found that out, and

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<v Speaker 1>that was only like a year ago. I was crushed.

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<v Speaker 1>All your childhood heroes. You can't trust what you think,

0:19:54.240 --> 0:19:56.639
<v Speaker 1>you can't trust what you see out there. Anyway, I

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<v Speaker 1>told you I had a little funny. Before we get

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<v Speaker 1>back to the emails, and I want to get to

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<v Speaker 1>this this poor baker in Colorado getting attacked by the

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<v Speaker 1>LGBTQ Air Force mob and these guys. So you remember

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<v Speaker 1>I've been to Nantucket. You know, I don't what Chris

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<v Speaker 1>famous authors, we go to Nantucket to finish up our books.

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<v Speaker 1>It all says. This is a couple weeks ago. I

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<v Speaker 1>went to Nantucket to finish the book. You can't buy

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<v Speaker 1>it yet, don't worry. There's nothing. I'll let you know.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll let you know. We had to rent a house

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<v Speaker 1>up there, which was freaking expensive, I should point out,

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<v Speaker 1>but hey, we rent a house up there. The house.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know whether or not they're flaming libs or not,

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<v Speaker 1>but Joe Biden famously goes to Nantucket all the time,

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<v Speaker 1>always does thanksgiving up there. So in the bathroom downstairs,

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<v Speaker 1>over the toilet is a picture of one of the

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<v Speaker 1>children of the home with Joe Biden on it. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>so I'm assuming we're dealing with card carrying Democrats. Nobody

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<v Speaker 1>would you have a picture of Joe Biden with your child.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I wouldn't let Joe Biden with an twenty

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<v Speaker 1>feet to my child. I'll tell you that much. But

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<v Speaker 1>you know what I mean, you wouldn't. You wouldn't do that.

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm assuming now they have in the home, they

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<v Speaker 1>have a guest book there and they ask people, the

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<v Speaker 1>people who renting out the home, they asked them to

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<v Speaker 1>sign the guest book. So you open it up and

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<v Speaker 1>you see a bunch of little kids had a blast

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<v Speaker 1>in your house. Thank you. A bunch of people just

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<v Speaker 1>put their signature on it. You know what I put

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<v Speaker 1>in there, Chris Jesse Kelly was here. That's all I

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<v Speaker 1>put in the book. The thought, the thought of some

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<v Speaker 1>absolute card carrying communist opening up that book and finding

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<v Speaker 1>that out. And then, oh, I can't. I want to

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<v Speaker 1>tell you what the book is so bad, but I

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<v Speaker 1>can't tell you. When they found out the subject of

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<v Speaker 1>the book that was written in their home, it just

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<v Speaker 1>makes me smile to no end. I can't, my gosh,

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<v Speaker 1>it just makes me. I can't help myself. I love it. Jesse.

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<v Speaker 1>Of course you got a convertible VW Beetle and it

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<v Speaker 1>had to be a convertible to fit your big head,

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<v Speaker 1>and you driving around jamming to the Pink Panther soundtrack. Okay, one,

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<v Speaker 1>let's have a talk. What's the deal with convertibles. Can

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<v Speaker 1>somebody explain convertibles to me? Because I want you to

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<v Speaker 1>think for a moment, that's just just pause. Look, we're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna deal with the hard issues of the day right now,

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<v Speaker 1>you wan't you think about this. Let's think about all

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<v Speaker 1>the various kinds of weather there are out there. You've

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<v Speaker 1>got rain, snow, you know, things like that. Is there

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<v Speaker 1>a more miserable kind of weather than wind? Has anybody

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<v Speaker 1>look this is better? Tons of people have looked out

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<v Speaker 1>and said, oh, I wish she was a light rain.

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<v Speaker 1>To be really good, we need some rain. Or people

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<v Speaker 1>have said, ah, man, it's almost Christmas time. We need

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<v Speaker 1>a good snow. I wish it was snowing so we'd

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<v Speaker 1>go playing the snow. Has a single human being in

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<v Speaker 1>the history of mankind ever looked out the door and said, ah,

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<v Speaker 1>I wish it was windy. You know what, we need

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of wind. I think it would be great

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<v Speaker 1>if I walked outside and my clothes were flapping everywhere.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't see it's blowing things in my face. In fact,

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<v Speaker 1>I want to get on the car, and I wanted

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<v Speaker 1>to basically try to blow me off the road. I

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<v Speaker 1>think that would be so much fun. What christ I know,

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<v Speaker 1>I have less hair to worry about. Chris, That's not

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<v Speaker 1>what I'm talking about now, which brings me to the convertible.

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<v Speaker 1>You have a car, four tires, engine, air conditioning, Bluetooth,

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<v Speaker 1>probably heat in the car. You took a vehicle that

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<v Speaker 1>allowed you to sit inside of a comfortable, climate controlled

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<v Speaker 1>pod and safe get you to where you're going at

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<v Speaker 1>any temperature, any temperature you please. On my way home tonight,

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<v Speaker 1>if I want my car to be sixty five degrees,

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<v Speaker 1>it'll be sixty five degrees. If the wife's controlling it,

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<v Speaker 1>it'll be eighty five degrees and anything in between. But

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<v Speaker 1>you took a car like that, and you said to yourself,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what, this car needs wind it it will

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<v Speaker 1>be way better. Is wind? I think I want to

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<v Speaker 1>drive so I can't hear anything. I just want wind,

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<v Speaker 1>wind just blowing in my hair. What is the point

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<v Speaker 1>of the convertible. It makes no sense whatsoever. It's the

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<v Speaker 1>stupidest thing. So now I didn't buy a convertible. VW

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<v Speaker 1>Beetle what Chris, Okay, No, I don't even have a

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<v Speaker 1>gigantic head, all right, it's an above average sized head.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not gigantic. My head is proportional to the rest

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<v Speaker 1>of my body. I'm six foot eight, so yes I know,

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<v Speaker 1>and yes I see all your quite frankly hurtful comments

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<v Speaker 1>about how big my feet are, about how big my

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<v Speaker 1>hands are. Clay and Buck, my former friends have already

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<v Speaker 1>told me they're not taking pictures with me anymore because

0:25:10.320 --> 0:25:12.359
<v Speaker 1>then everyone makes fun of them for being short because

0:25:12.400 --> 0:25:14.720
<v Speaker 1>I tower over them, even though they're both six footers.

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<v Speaker 1>I know if I had a small head, what would

0:25:18.880 --> 0:25:21.639
<v Speaker 1>I look like With a small head, I would look ridiculous.

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<v Speaker 1>I have a head that is proportional to the rest

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<v Speaker 1>of my body. Okay, all right, not very nice, and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm such a nice person. Don't forget tomorrow's and ask

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<v Speaker 1>doctor Jesse Friday. Jesse at Jesse Kelly show dot com

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<v Speaker 1>asked me anything. Oh, great frontman of the most awesome

0:25:38.359 --> 0:25:41.920
<v Speaker 1>band ever. I've always wanted to be a rock star

0:25:43.119 --> 0:25:47.119
<v Speaker 1>in wish to know when the auditions start for delirious consequences.

0:25:47.680 --> 0:25:50.680
<v Speaker 1>Though I'm also I also shred a mean air guitar.

0:25:50.760 --> 0:25:55.560
<v Speaker 1>I would never dream of trying to overshadow the symmetrical one. Thankfully,

0:25:55.680 --> 0:25:58.520
<v Speaker 1>my air drum skills are as amazing as my air guitar.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what, we should hold tryouts for the band, Chris,

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<v Speaker 1>what don't roll your eyes? I think that would be fun.

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<v Speaker 1>Why Chris doesn't want people to shine in us to

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<v Speaker 1>try to haul out the credit for himself. Hey, Jesse,

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<v Speaker 1>you said you were an amazing napper and contribute part

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<v Speaker 1>of that skill to the Marine Corps being able to

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<v Speaker 1>nap anywhere anytime, I too acquired that skill. My question

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<v Speaker 1>is what was your go to pillow out in the field.

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<v Speaker 1>Mine was either my kevlar or my camel back. He said. Also,

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<v Speaker 1>do you have any good stories of getting caught sleeping? Oh? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>one getting caught sleeping? Let me explain what he means.

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<v Speaker 1>If you have never been, I don't need to put

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<v Speaker 1>it that way. There's always someone awake in the Marine Corps. Always.

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<v Speaker 1>Even if you're in the barracks, there's a watch walking around.

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<v Speaker 1>If you're out in the field, there's a watch. We

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<v Speaker 1>call it a firewatch. There's always somebody awake. You never, ever, ever, ever, ever,

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<v Speaker 1>under any circumstances, put everyone to sleep. That's just basic discipline.

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<v Speaker 1>There always has to be somebody up, and let me

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<v Speaker 1>tell you, it sucks. Because you have to do the

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<v Speaker 1>watch when you're a brand new marine and you're tired

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<v Speaker 1>all the time because you're always you're doing all kinds

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<v Speaker 1>of physically grueling work all the time. When it comes

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<v Speaker 1>time to eat and or sleep, that is precious time.

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<v Speaker 1>And so here's how to work. Sometimes you'll have to

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<v Speaker 1>do an hour and then you have to go wake

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<v Speaker 1>up the next guy, and he has to wake up

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<v Speaker 1>and do an hour, then he wakes up the next guy.

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<v Speaker 1>You have a list. Sometimes it's two hours, three hours.

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<v Speaker 1>There are no cell phones, by the way, we didn't

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<v Speaker 1>even have them when I was in It's two three

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<v Speaker 1>hours of you by yourself, most of the time in

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<v Speaker 1>the dark. And you don't want to be caught sleeping.

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<v Speaker 1>If you get caught sleeping, and I've seen this before

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<v Speaker 1>in the Marines, you would, You'd rather die, you would.

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<v Speaker 1>They will abuse you on levels you cannot possibly imagine.

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<v Speaker 1>Your life for at least the next twenty four hours,

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<v Speaker 1>if not longer, will be a living hell, an absolute

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<v Speaker 1>living hell. You don't want to get caught sleeping, because

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<v Speaker 1>I witnessed that happened to enough people. I actually never

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<v Speaker 1>fell asleep on watch. I was very much I look

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<v Speaker 1>I redefined average when it came to Marines. I did

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<v Speaker 1>not fall asleep. However, go to pillow, definitely, the camelback,

0:28:31.119 --> 0:28:34.840
<v Speaker 1>the water bladder that you sleep on, Oh makes an outstand.

0:28:34.880 --> 0:28:36.879
<v Speaker 1>It's like having a little bitty water bed. All right.

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<v Speaker 1>I have a bunch of headlines I didn't get to

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna get to them. Hang on, you're listening to

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<v Speaker 1>the Oracle one. It's a screen baby the Jesse Kelly Show.

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<v Speaker 1>It is The Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of The

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<v Speaker 1>Jesse Kelly Show. And this is the weekend Baby. I

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<v Speaker 1>know tomorrow's Friday, I know it is, but ask doctor Jesse.

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<v Speaker 1>Friday is part of the weekend. It's something that, look,

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<v Speaker 1>I know you live and die for it. Obviously, of

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<v Speaker 1>what Chris they do. Oh hey, real quick, don't be

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<v Speaker 1>a cheapo. Help out some widows and orphans. Tunnel to towers.

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<v Speaker 1>They ask us for eleven bucks a month, and I do.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't wait to see this. I told you about

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<v Speaker 1>this before. They do Good Village in Florida. It's in

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<v Speaker 1>Lando Lakes, Florida. They're building a hundred and ten home community,

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<v Speaker 1>an entire community, and it's all for widows and orphans

0:29:38.560 --> 0:29:40.640
<v Speaker 1>so they can all come together and live together and

0:29:40.800 --> 0:29:43.720
<v Speaker 1>heal together and support each other. They just do awesome stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>But again, you know, I've been involved in that nonprofit world.

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<v Speaker 1>I moved to DC for a year and I got

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<v Speaker 1>to see the ugly underbelly of that quote nonprofit world.

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<v Speaker 1>Go look up Tunnel to Towers. I don't want you

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<v Speaker 1>to take my word for it. In fact, time you

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<v Speaker 1>ever think about giving a dime to whatever cause it is,

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<v Speaker 1>no matter how good it sounds, I want you to

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<v Speaker 1>look them up first. There's a bunch of charity rating places.

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<v Speaker 1>Go look up Tunnel to Towers as charity rating. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>now you know why I ask your money goes to

0:30:15.320 --> 0:30:18.920
<v Speaker 1>the widows and orphans. Go to t the number two

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<v Speaker 1>t dot org. Sign up to give eleven bucks a

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<v Speaker 1>month automatically two t dot org. All right. I had

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<v Speaker 1>to read this one before I get the headlines because

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<v Speaker 1>it applies to me today. Dear Jesse. My mom loves

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<v Speaker 1>to eat outside, and I think it's crazy. One time

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<v Speaker 1>we went to this restaurant on Lake Minnetonka up here

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<v Speaker 1>in Minnesota, and the restaurant has seating right next to

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<v Speaker 1>the lake, and my mom insisted we eat outside by

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<v Speaker 1>the lake. Nope, I forced her to eat inside where

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<v Speaker 1>it was air conditioned and not ninety degrees. And for

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<v Speaker 1>some strange reason, they have a smaller menu when you

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<v Speaker 1>eat outside. Not sure why. That is almost happened to

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<v Speaker 1>me today. Get this, Chris, we drove. I told you

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<v Speaker 1>I had to take the inlaws to lunch. I got

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<v Speaker 1>to take the inlaws to lunch. Princess, if you're listening,

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<v Speaker 1>I said I got to take the inmlaws in lunch.

0:31:07.520 --> 0:31:09.880
<v Speaker 1>I got to take the inlaws to lunch today, Me,

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<v Speaker 1>the wife, the inlaws. I drove with my father in law.

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<v Speaker 1>Wife drove with her mother. They got there a little

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<v Speaker 1>bit ahead of us. I walk up and it turned

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<v Speaker 1>out my mother in law, who's always cold just like

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<v Speaker 1>her daughter is, had tried to get us a table outside.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like eighty seven degrees today in Houston. Yeah it is, Chris.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like eighty seven degrees today. And the humidity I

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<v Speaker 1>haven't looked. I bet you it's hovering somewhere around two

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<v Speaker 1>hundred percent. I don't go sit outside so I can

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<v Speaker 1>sit in my own butt sweat while I eat breakfast. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>eat inside. This goes right back to the convertible thing.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't understand it at all. And you know what,

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<v Speaker 1>we're not going to get on a sidetrack here. I'm

0:31:57.280 --> 0:31:59.920
<v Speaker 1>too focused to allow something like that to happen. Create.

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<v Speaker 1>And now here's a headline, you know the thing. Headlines

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<v Speaker 1>we didn't get to you. Colorado baker fighting ruling over

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<v Speaker 1>gender transition cake. The Colorado baker who won a partial

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<v Speaker 1>Supreme Court victory after refusing on religious grounds to make

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<v Speaker 1>gay wedding couple's cakes, is challenging a separate ruling because

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<v Speaker 1>they tried to get the guy to make him a

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<v Speaker 1>gender transition cake. Here's a little reminder to you, the

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<v Speaker 1>LGBTQ activists, they're not after tolerance, they're not after equality.

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<v Speaker 1>Those are all absolute lies they tell you. They are

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<v Speaker 1>attempting to smash the right, particularly the Christian right. They

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<v Speaker 1>are very much the tip of the spear for smashing

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<v Speaker 1>the Christian Church with the Communists in America, which the

0:32:57.360 --> 0:32:59.200
<v Speaker 1>Communists in America I wanted to do for a very

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<v Speaker 1>long time. These people are vicious little monsters, and you

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<v Speaker 1>know what, not to get off on a side tangent here.

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<v Speaker 1>But I had just heard another church I forget whose

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<v Speaker 1>it was someone told me, as pastor got up and

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<v Speaker 1>talked about it, we gotta be above all that, above

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<v Speaker 1>all that politics. Churches should be leading their people in

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<v Speaker 1>mass to the polls to vote in mass. Instead we

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<v Speaker 1>get that way, we should turn the other check guys,

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<v Speaker 1>pathetic Biden administration ways complete blocked on offshore oil drilling

0:33:34.000 --> 0:33:37.640
<v Speaker 1>as gas prices keep rising. Here's a little reminder to

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<v Speaker 1>you that Joe Biden and his administration are in no

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<v Speaker 1>way failing in the eyes of the communist It has

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<v Speaker 1>been one gigantic success because the destruction is the goal.

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<v Speaker 1>The destruction is intentional. They're not looking at your gas

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<v Speaker 1>prices or your prices on anything and saying to themselves, ah,

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<v Speaker 1>did we scruce something up here? The thought never even

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<v Speaker 1>entered their mind. It is all going according to plan.

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<v Speaker 1>FBI won't say if it has arrested anyone over attacks

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<v Speaker 1>on pro life organizations, Well, why would they arrest themselves.

0:34:13.520 --> 0:34:17.600
<v Speaker 1>California will start handing out one thousand and fifty dollars

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<v Speaker 1>stimulus checks to residents this week to combat inflation. You

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<v Speaker 1>have got to love that. Can you even wrap your

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<v Speaker 1>mind around what that's going to do to the budget

0:34:29.640 --> 0:34:34.839
<v Speaker 1>In California smashing and already bloated budget. My goodness, these

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<v Speaker 1>blue states are going to implode bad. North Korea flies

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<v Speaker 1>war planes near South Korea after missile launches. Are all

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<v Speaker 1>the nuclear powers circling each other now? Because I feel

0:34:46.480 --> 0:34:49.000
<v Speaker 1>like all the nuclear powers are circling each other now?

0:34:49.320 --> 0:34:54.120
<v Speaker 1>RuSHA is on the move. North Korea's firing ballistic missiles,

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<v Speaker 1>ballistic missiles, ballistic missiles. Joe Biden's got a carrier group

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<v Speaker 1>on the move. Doesn't seem good. Federal Appeals Court rules

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<v Speaker 1>Obama era DACA program is illegal, but says the six

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<v Speaker 1>hundred thousand already in the US can stay. And this

0:35:11.680 --> 0:35:14.920
<v Speaker 1>is what the communist does so well. He pushes for

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<v Speaker 1>what he wants, whether it's legal or illegal, it doesn't

0:35:18.200 --> 0:35:21.879
<v Speaker 1>go into his mind, he understands. Just jam it through

0:35:22.040 --> 0:35:25.279
<v Speaker 1>right now, Just cram it in there, and even if

0:35:25.320 --> 0:35:28.319
<v Speaker 1>it gets overturned in the end, you'll still come out

0:35:28.400 --> 0:35:31.480
<v Speaker 1>better off than you were before. Sure, DACA is illegal now,

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<v Speaker 1>but those are six hundred thousand brand new Democrat voters

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<v Speaker 1>in the country permanently freaking brilliant. Louisiana is divesting treasury

0:35:40.440 --> 0:35:44.320
<v Speaker 1>funds from black Rock. The state Treasurer says ESG investing

0:35:44.440 --> 0:35:49.839
<v Speaker 1>threatens democracy, economic freedom, and individual liberty. Watching these red

0:35:49.960 --> 0:35:54.440
<v Speaker 1>states start to reject ESG and these six communists who

0:35:54.480 --> 0:35:57.360
<v Speaker 1>are trying to bankrupt us warms my heart. But it

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<v Speaker 1>also means we're definitely going to need a national divorce study.

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<v Speaker 1>Childlessness leads to liberalism, support for homosexuality, abortion, and promiscuity,

0:36:06.480 --> 0:36:10.759
<v Speaker 1>while parenthood creates conservatism and traditional values. Gee, I can't

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<v Speaker 1>imagine why. At last, Stephanick demands Biden crime family revealed

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<v Speaker 1>Delaware guest list. Here's a reminder that on top of

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<v Speaker 1>every other institution, they've corrupted the Secret Service themselves. They're

0:36:21.800 --> 0:36:25.359
<v Speaker 1>covering for Joe Biden by not announcing who visits him

0:36:25.520 --> 0:36:27.800
<v Speaker 1>in Delaware when he spends twenty eight percent of his

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<v Speaker 1>time in Delaware. They actually pulled the records. There were

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<v Speaker 1>we supposed to be keeping records. Man, I had no idea.

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<v Speaker 1>My bad. Look, we had it right here. Must have

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<v Speaker 1>lost the log book. All right, you me, We're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>have a good day to more. We're gonna spend all

0:36:47.960 --> 0:36:52.760
<v Speaker 1>three hours answering your questions. We're gonna laugh, we're gonna cry.

0:36:53.440 --> 0:36:55.680
<v Speaker 1>Well that's not true. Maybe you'll cry. I don't think

0:36:55.719 --> 0:36:58.239
<v Speaker 1>I'll cry, but we're gonna laugh, talk about the news

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<v Speaker 1>of the day, whatever you want to talk about. Email

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<v Speaker 1>your questions in right now. Email them to Jesse at

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<v Speaker 1>Jesse Kelly Show dot com. Jesse at Jesse Kelly show

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<v Speaker 1>dot com. I'm also going to be on clan Buck

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<v Speaker 1>Show tomorrow at two thirty Eastern time to defend my

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<v Speaker 1>honor against those snakes who are bespurging me about the

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<v Speaker 1>tequila shots. Jesse at Jesse Kelly show dot com. That's

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<v Speaker 1>all