Speaker 1: It is The Jesse Kelly Show, final hour of The
Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show on a Thursday, and then tomorrow the
Speaker 1: greatest day of the week, asked doctor Jesse Friday. It's
Speaker 1: practically a holiday out there. All right, Well, I do
Speaker 1: have another one of these gut wrenching COVID stories. I
Speaker 1: told you you can always send to me. But first,
Speaker 1: I feel like we need to do We need to
Speaker 1: pay our respects and give a shout out to Vice
Speaker 1: President Dome. You see, Dome, I know you're gonna be
Speaker 1: shocked by this. Somebody slammed into a rear end. Apparently
Speaker 1: the headline is Kamala involved in a car accident. So look,
Speaker 1: we don't know how hard it was. We are obviously grateful.
Speaker 1: Everyone's okay. That's probably a result of years and years
Speaker 1: of experience for her. But just look, it's not easy
Speaker 1: getting rear ended, all right. I can't personally say testify
Speaker 1: to that, but I know people have gotten rear ended,
Speaker 1: and Lord knows it's happening to Kamala plenty of times.
Speaker 1: Just so shouts thoughts and prayers the Vice President Dome
Speaker 1: from us here at the Jesse Kelly Show to her. Now,
Speaker 1: let's get to something ugly. Let's talk about Chris. No,
Speaker 1: I'm kidding. No, seriously, let's get to something ugly. Because
Speaker 1: I saw our good friend doctor Fauci's making the rounds
Speaker 1: again on the Talk the Comedy Circuit. He's having a
Speaker 1: good old time with his old buddy Stephen Colbert out there.
Speaker 1: Did iver mecton do anything? No? Okay, humans do take it,
Speaker 1: but not for this purpose. Right. It does not help
Speaker 1: with COVID and it could be dangerous. Okay, Hydroxa chloroquinn
Speaker 1: did it do anything? No? No, So people who hoarded
Speaker 1: that No, No, no reason to have done that. Okay,
Speaker 1: just just checking. That's so funny, isn't it so funny? Oh?
Speaker 1: They went on? They went on, is in on whether
Speaker 1: the vaccine is safe? Oh, without a doubt. It's been
Speaker 1: given to billions of people and billions of doses, So
Speaker 1: there's no doubt. Safety is off the table. Is no
Speaker 1: doubt it is safe? Hm. Email hello Jesse, Can I
Speaker 1: tell you my COVID story about my son? He is
Speaker 1: also a special needs young man, profoundly autistic and nonverbal.
Speaker 1: He has never spoken, and he never will despite all
Speaker 1: attempts at speech therapy. The part of the brain that
Speaker 1: does that is just wired differently. He has his own
Speaker 1: way of communicating and overall does pretty well, or did
Speaker 1: until the state of Minnesota shut down in twenty twenty.
Speaker 1: My son is now in his mid twenties and done
Speaker 1: with school. He lives in a group home and has
Speaker 1: done all right for himself until the shutdown. At that time,
Speaker 1: all day program all day bro crams shut down and
Speaker 1: the staff started to wear masks around the clock and
Speaker 1: tried to keep the social distance, saying at all times.
Speaker 1: My son, though, doesn't understand even one of those things,
Speaker 1: and would try to take the masks off and was
Speaker 1: getting more and more aggressive the more he had to
Speaker 1: spend all of his time at home. He would try
Speaker 1: to go out and was stopped. I think you can
Speaker 1: guess the trajectory this started to go on. He was
Speaker 1: a little too aggressive and was put in the hospital
Speaker 1: for weeks on end while they tried to figure out
Speaker 1: what to do. He's back at home at times, but
Speaker 1: has been put in the hospital three additional times since then. Anyway,
Speaker 1: when things started to get back to normal again, he
Speaker 1: was going back to the day programs, but his hospitalizations
Speaker 1: scared away the programs and not one has accepted him,
Speaker 1: since what is he supposed to do now? His world
Speaker 1: was destroyed by this state and he will very likely
Speaker 1: never be the same. Don't let them get away with this, Jesse,
Speaker 1: you were one of the few left who demand some accountability.
Speaker 1: My son's name is Brian and he shouldn't be shoved
Speaker 1: aside like this. So once again I want you to
Speaker 1: listen to the author of so much of Brian's pain
Speaker 1: and Stephen Colbert having a good old laugh. Did I
Speaker 1: ever meton do anything? No? Okay, humans do take it,
Speaker 1: but not for this purpose. Right, It does not help
Speaker 1: with COVID and it could be dangerous. Okay. Hydroxychloroquine did
Speaker 1: it do anything? No? No, So people who hoarded that
Speaker 1: it's so funny. Remember when we remember when we pushed
Speaker 1: panic on all the country. We came up with stupid
Speaker 1: things that we now admit. We admit that they made
Speaker 1: up social distancing. Multiple doctors now have come out and
Speaker 1: said we made it up. Tell that to Brian, the
Speaker 1: special needs young man who, as a result of that
Speaker 1: completely arbitrary, made up thing, had the rest of his
Speaker 1: life destroyed. You remember, remember when I read that letter
Speaker 1: last night about the grandson Mourner. Do you remember that.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna read it for you again. I don't
Speaker 1: think i'll ever read it again. It was hard to read.
Speaker 1: I'm glad I read it. I don't regret it. It's
Speaker 1: on last night's podcast if you want to read it.
Speaker 1: Gentlemen lost his grandson because of this stuff, because of
Speaker 1: these people, because of the faucis of the world. You're
Speaker 1: gonna die. So stand six feet away. That'll do something.
Speaker 1: It sounds so stupid, and we make fun of it,
Speaker 1: but we set national policy based on that, and we
Speaker 1: destroyed undending amounts of lives. I've remectin hijos chlora clint
Speaker 1: ha ha ha. That's so stupid. I personally know multiple
Speaker 1: doctors who successfully treated patients with those drugs. So this
Speaker 1: is why, circling back to something we were already talking about,
Speaker 1: this is why I simply cannot stand this way of
Speaker 1: thinking anymore. And I won't stand for this way of
Speaker 1: thinking for any candidate I support for any office in
Speaker 1: the future. Happened to the President in the twenty sixteen election,
Speaker 1: and throughout the first two years of his administration was abhorrent.
Speaker 1: The proper investigative and prosecutive standards of the Department of
Speaker 1: Justice were abused in order to reach a particular result.
Speaker 1: We saw two different standards of justice emerge, one that
Speaker 1: applied to President Trump and the other that applied to
Speaker 1: everybody else. We can't allow this ever to happen again.
Speaker 1: But this cannot be and it will not be a
Speaker 1: tit for tat exercise. We are not going to lower
Speaker 1: the standards just to achieve a result. The only way
Speaker 1: to stop this vicious cycle, the only way to break
Speaker 1: away from a dual system of justice is to make
Speaker 1: sure that we scrupulously apply the single and proper standard
Speaker 1: of justice for everybody. I will not stand by and
Speaker 1: just let people talk like that continually. On the right,
Speaker 1: there's not going to be a tit for tat. Why
Speaker 1: is the standard GOP messaging right now? Oh no, No,
Speaker 1: we are going to haul people in for trials. People
Speaker 1: have to be arrested. We need a special prosecutor for
Speaker 1: America's public health officials. And at the state level, you
Speaker 1: should be pushing red ags and red governors to go
Speaker 1: after any Democrat politician that crushed their state and Republican politician.
Speaker 1: But maybe that's it. Maybe that's why we can't get
Speaker 1: the GOP to actually attack the people and give us
Speaker 1: a reckoning, a reckoning, a public hearing. Maybe that's why
Speaker 1: we can't do it, because the truth is, I haven't
Speaker 1: forgotten how many of the GOP people were in on it. Oh,
Speaker 1: don't get me wrong. I know every single person out
Speaker 1: there running for office. Now, they're all mister freedom fighter.
Speaker 1: Oh most COVID lockdowns. Those are crazy, right guys. Oh man,
Speaker 1: Democrats really suck. Can you believe that? I remember virtually
Speaker 1: every single national Republican. Oh yeah, sorry, we gotta shut
Speaker 1: it down. It's just fifteen days. Hey. Vaccines, those are sweet, right,
Speaker 1: those will definitely work really well. Oh, sorry about the
Speaker 1: stroke you just had. Oh no, the cloth on your face,
Speaker 1: that definitely does a lot. Oh yeah, we're a piece
Speaker 1: of cloth. That microscopic virus. Oh you know what, one
Speaker 1: that's not enough, We're two. Maybe a face shield? Shut
Speaker 1: down your school, don't bury your dad. Oh. I remember
Speaker 1: all these Republicans who were all in on that. Oh
Speaker 1: and then they came around eventually, of course, in the
Speaker 1: standard Republican fashion. As I always say, you can always
Speaker 1: count on Republicans to come to the correct position on
Speaker 1: an issue at the precise moment it ceases doing any
Speaker 1: meaningful good. That's what they did time after time after
Speaker 1: time after time again. But I think you know what,
Speaker 1: You can send me these stories. If you have them,
Speaker 1: send them to me. I'm never gonna let it go.
Speaker 1: I'm never going to forget how normal people were abused
Speaker 1: and then tossed aside. Like that story right there, that's
Speaker 1: a loving father who loves his son, Brian special needs,
Speaker 1: and he watched his son's life be wrecked. And now
Speaker 1: everyone wants to move on. You hear it from both sides.
Speaker 1: The left wants to move on because they don't want
Speaker 1: anyone to really drill down just how responsible for all
Speaker 1: this is. The right just kind of wants to move on.
Speaker 1: Just it was. It was so bad and painful. I
Speaker 1: just I just kind of want to forget about it.
Speaker 1: Does Brian get to move on? Does Brian's father get
Speaker 1: to move on? If you're listening to me right now,
Speaker 1: and you couldn't see your mother as she died in
Speaker 1: a hospital and you had to say goodbody, your mom
Speaker 1: over a zoom call, do you just get to move
Speaker 1: on or will that linger with you the rest of
Speaker 1: your life? That that's what happened to you if you
Speaker 1: took over the family business from your father and then
Speaker 1: his father had given it to him, and you were
Speaker 1: so proud to be in that family business. You've been
Speaker 1: open sixty seventy years and you had to close it
Speaker 1: down forever because of social distancing, something they completely made up.
Speaker 1: Have you moved on, No, you haven't moved on, but
Speaker 1: you have been forgotten. People act like all these people
Speaker 1: that were crushed by this, like they don't matter at all,
Speaker 1: But they matter to me. They should matter to each
Speaker 1: and every one of us. And the people who did
Speaker 1: this should pay. There should be arrests in public trials
Speaker 1: for this. There should all right, we're getting not thought.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get this some emails. I'm gonna get myself
Speaker 1: all mad. I'm gonna get myself. I'm not getting mad, Chris.
Speaker 1: It's Thursday, it's too close to Friday. I'm not gonna
Speaker 1: get mad. Here's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna get
Speaker 1: off the show tonight. I have to go take the
Speaker 1: in laws out for some Mexican food. We're all oblah
Speaker 1: with the waitress. The wife will be embarrassed, Crisp. But look,
Speaker 1: if I don't practice my Spanish. I can't stay at
Speaker 1: the top tier and probably have a margharita, and then
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go home and I'm gonna crawl into my
Speaker 1: Geeza dream she eats on my bed, and I'm gonna
Speaker 1: drift off to sleep. The Giza dreamsheets from my pillow.
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Speaker 1: obviously why they're so incredible. They are so soft. We've
Speaker 1: had ours, Gosh, I think we've had him for over
Speaker 1: a year. We still will wake up in the morning
Speaker 1: and say, these are the best freaking sheets ever. And
Speaker 1: you know what it's done. I'm actually mad at Mike
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Speaker 1: to Jesse at Jesse Kelly Show dot com. Jesse at
Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show dot com. I can't believe I'm about
Speaker 1: to say these words. But there's a show out there
Speaker 1: called The Daily Show. He used to be kind of
Speaker 1: funny with John Stewart, and then of course he went
Speaker 1: far left, and then Stewart left and they did that
Speaker 1: thing that so many shows do. I don't know why
Speaker 1: they do this. They took like the second in charge
Speaker 1: guy and they gave him his own show, Stephen Colbert,
Speaker 1: and of course he sucks right well, if he was
Speaker 1: any good, he wouldn't never been the second guy. He's
Speaker 1: fine as a second guy, can't lead his own show.
Speaker 1: And then they gave it to Trevor Noah. So anyway,
Speaker 1: it's just a stupid show. It's not that funny. But
Speaker 1: there was a show on HBO called Veep, Veep Veep.
Speaker 1: If you have ever been involved in politics at all,
Speaker 1: run for office or worked for somebody or something like that,
Speaker 1: and you don't mind bad language. It's not for the kids.
Speaker 1: Not for the kids. It's one of the funniest, most honest,
Speaker 1: truest shows ever. Oh, Chris, it's it's pants weating funny,
Speaker 1: and I mean pants weating funny, Buddy. Yeah, it's really
Speaker 1: really good. And one of the main characters, well, the
Speaker 1: main character thinker names what is it Selena Kyle or
Speaker 1: something that that's the main character is a vice president
Speaker 1: who well, she's just an idiot. She can't really talk,
Speaker 1: a total sociopathic idiot, basically like all of our politicians. Now, well,
Speaker 1: the Daily Show they did a mashup of Selena Kyle
Speaker 1: and Dome and in is seriously one of the funniest
Speaker 1: things ever. I don't usually play other people's funny stuff.
Speaker 1: I just like to do my own show. This is
Speaker 1: genuinely hilarious. My fellow Americans, words have many meanings, and
Speaker 1: sometimes instead of conveying our meaning, they can suggest other meanings.
Speaker 1: When we talk about the children of the community, they
Speaker 1: are a children of the community. Well, we are the
Speaker 1: United States of America because we are united and we
Speaker 1: are states. Talking about the significance of the passage of time, right,
Speaker 1: the significance of the passage of time, So when you
Speaker 1: think about it, there is great significance to the passage
Speaker 1: of time. Whatever we have in store cannot be known.
Speaker 1: The past was once, the future, the future is, I
Speaker 1: should say unknown. We got to take the stuff seriously
Speaker 1: as seriously as you are, because you have been forced
Speaker 1: to have to take it seriously. Obesity is a serious
Speaker 1: disease and it needs to be taken seriously. We need
Speaker 1: to get to go and need to be able to
Speaker 1: get where you need to go to do the work
Speaker 1: and get home. I hope that clarifies the issue, and
Speaker 1: this can be the last word on those words. Certain
Speaker 1: issues are just settled, clearly, we're not. No, that's right,
Speaker 1: and that's why I do believe that we are living
Speaker 1: sadly in real unsettled times. Oh look, what earth? What
Speaker 1: are we gonna do but laugh? We have to laugh,
Speaker 1: all right, Jesse, You and or Michael Berry have referred
Speaker 1: to the fifty states as fifty laboratories on certain issues.
Speaker 1: That was Michael, not me. But now I'm going to
Speaker 1: refer to it like that and take all the credit. Michael.
Speaker 1: My mentor Michael Berry would appreciate that. Let each state
Speaker 1: do their own thing and see what works and see
Speaker 1: what fails. I propose we do that for the national divorce,
Speaker 1: fifty separate countries. Details for national defense could possibly be
Speaker 1: worked out in a NATO kind of way where everyone
Speaker 1: pays their share if you want protection. I don't really
Speaker 1: need this red on air. I just wanted to hear
Speaker 1: your thoughts about us what Chris, Yeah, it is funny,
Speaker 1: Chris said, wasn't that the original idea? That we've gone
Speaker 1: so far away from how we were founded as a country.
Speaker 1: We have gotten so far away that even people hardcore
Speaker 1: right wingers like you and me, we lose sight of
Speaker 1: it because we've never lived how independent the states were.
Speaker 1: You forget, before we had what we have now, they
Speaker 1: had another agreement and the government was even smaller in
Speaker 1: that one. They didn't want the government to do anything.
Speaker 1: The only thing the government was supposed to be allowed
Speaker 1: to do in this country was the things that no
Speaker 1: way you could let each state do on its own.
Speaker 1: Like currency is a great example. Okay, each state can't
Speaker 1: print its own money. Then you're driving from Tennessee into
Speaker 1: the Carolinas. You can't spend money. It wouldn't work. Okay,
Speaker 1: So currency, that's obviously something that has to be done
Speaker 1: at the federal level. Military, but even that, even that
Speaker 1: keep in mind, was supposed to be small. Now. They
Speaker 1: always knew we were. We wanted a big navy. We
Speaker 1: i'd have a navy. We got a big ocean here,
Speaker 1: a couple of them now. But they didn't want to
Speaker 1: be extanding army. They spoke out loudly against it. They
Speaker 1: want states. You guys, did do your own militia thing.
Speaker 1: Did just do the militia thing over there? The States
Speaker 1: were your country. If you would have gone back to
Speaker 1: New York in eighteen twenty, you would have heard people
Speaker 1: talking about New York this and New York that a
Speaker 1: lot more than you heard them talking about America. Same
Speaker 1: in places like South Carolina, Where are you from? I'm
Speaker 1: from South Carolina. If you were from If you were
Speaker 1: from South Carolina and you would overseas to France and
Speaker 1: somebody asked where you were from, you would say, South
Speaker 1: Carolina is where I'm from. The United States. We just
Speaker 1: know it as a word. It was supposed to be
Speaker 1: all these different United countries. But the people bring this
Speaker 1: up a lot. Return we need to return to federalism.
Speaker 1: We just got to return to federalism. Return to state rights. Man,
Speaker 1: I want that too, I signed me up. Is there
Speaker 1: somewhere there's a sign up list, because I'll put my
Speaker 1: name next to it. But let's not be naive. They're
Speaker 1: not gonna let us go. All the communists have acquired
Speaker 1: all this power at a federal level and all this
Speaker 1: control over the states. They're not just gonna wake up
Speaker 1: tomorrow morning and get tired of it. Oh that reminds me. Actually,
Speaker 1: that reminds me. I have a little funny. You ready
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Speaker 1: I don't know why you have to keep bringing that up, Chris.
Speaker 1: I'm still wounded by that. Crisp Chris brought up when
Speaker 1: the Beach Boys were serenading us. I don't know if
Speaker 1: I use that word right, but I think I think
Speaker 1: I did right. Chris said, whatever. Anyway, you know, only
Speaker 1: one of the beach Boys knew how to surf. I
Speaker 1: remember being so devastated when I found that out, and
Speaker 1: that was only like a year ago. I was crushed.
Speaker 1: All your childhood heroes. You can't trust what you think,
Speaker 1: you can't trust what you see out there. Anyway, I
Speaker 1: told you I had a little funny. Before we get
Speaker 1: back to the emails, and I want to get to
Speaker 1: this this poor baker in Colorado getting attacked by the
Speaker 1: LGBTQ Air Force mob and these guys. So you remember
Speaker 1: I've been to Nantucket. You know, I don't what Chris
Speaker 1: famous authors, we go to Nantucket to finish up our books.
Speaker 1: It all says. This is a couple weeks ago. I
Speaker 1: went to Nantucket to finish the book. You can't buy
Speaker 1: it yet, don't worry. There's nothing. I'll let you know.
Speaker 1: I'll let you know. We had to rent a house
Speaker 1: up there, which was freaking expensive, I should point out,
Speaker 1: but hey, we rent a house up there. The house.
Speaker 1: I don't know whether or not they're flaming libs or not,
Speaker 1: but Joe Biden famously goes to Nantucket all the time,
Speaker 1: always does thanksgiving up there. So in the bathroom downstairs,
Speaker 1: over the toilet is a picture of one of the
Speaker 1: children of the home with Joe Biden on it. Now,
Speaker 1: so I'm assuming we're dealing with card carrying Democrats. Nobody
Speaker 1: would you have a picture of Joe Biden with your child.
Speaker 1: I mean, I wouldn't let Joe Biden with an twenty
Speaker 1: feet to my child. I'll tell you that much. But
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, you wouldn't. You wouldn't do that.
Speaker 1: So I'm assuming now they have in the home, they
Speaker 1: have a guest book there and they ask people, the
Speaker 1: people who renting out the home, they asked them to
Speaker 1: sign the guest book. So you open it up and
Speaker 1: you see a bunch of little kids had a blast
Speaker 1: in your house. Thank you. A bunch of people just
Speaker 1: put their signature on it. You know what I put
Speaker 1: in there, Chris Jesse Kelly was here. That's all I
Speaker 1: put in the book. The thought, the thought of some
Speaker 1: absolute card carrying communist opening up that book and finding
Speaker 1: that out. And then, oh, I can't. I want to
Speaker 1: tell you what the book is so bad, but I
Speaker 1: can't tell you. When they found out the subject of
Speaker 1: the book that was written in their home, it just
Speaker 1: makes me smile to no end. I can't, my gosh,
Speaker 1: it just makes me. I can't help myself. I love it. Jesse.
Speaker 1: Of course you got a convertible VW Beetle and it
Speaker 1: had to be a convertible to fit your big head,
Speaker 1: and you driving around jamming to the Pink Panther soundtrack. Okay, one,
Speaker 1: let's have a talk. What's the deal with convertibles. Can
Speaker 1: somebody explain convertibles to me? Because I want you to
Speaker 1: think for a moment, that's just just pause. Look, we're
Speaker 1: gonna deal with the hard issues of the day right now,
Speaker 1: you wan't you think about this. Let's think about all
Speaker 1: the various kinds of weather there are out there. You've
Speaker 1: got rain, snow, you know, things like that. Is there
Speaker 1: a more miserable kind of weather than wind? Has anybody
Speaker 1: look this is better? Tons of people have looked out
Speaker 1: and said, oh, I wish she was a light rain.
Speaker 1: To be really good, we need some rain. Or people
Speaker 1: have said, ah, man, it's almost Christmas time. We need
Speaker 1: a good snow. I wish it was snowing so we'd
Speaker 1: go playing the snow. Has a single human being in
Speaker 1: the history of mankind ever looked out the door and said, ah,
Speaker 1: I wish it was windy. You know what, we need
Speaker 1: a lot of wind. I think it would be great
Speaker 1: if I walked outside and my clothes were flapping everywhere.
Speaker 1: I can't see it's blowing things in my face. In fact,
Speaker 1: I want to get on the car, and I wanted
Speaker 1: to basically try to blow me off the road. I
Speaker 1: think that would be so much fun. What christ I know,
Speaker 1: I have less hair to worry about. Chris, That's not
Speaker 1: what I'm talking about now, which brings me to the convertible.
Speaker 1: You have a car, four tires, engine, air conditioning, Bluetooth,
Speaker 1: probably heat in the car. You took a vehicle that
Speaker 1: allowed you to sit inside of a comfortable, climate controlled
Speaker 1: pod and safe get you to where you're going at
Speaker 1: any temperature, any temperature you please. On my way home tonight,
Speaker 1: if I want my car to be sixty five degrees,
Speaker 1: it'll be sixty five degrees. If the wife's controlling it,
Speaker 1: it'll be eighty five degrees and anything in between. But
Speaker 1: you took a car like that, and you said to yourself,
Speaker 1: you know what, this car needs wind it it will
Speaker 1: be way better. Is wind? I think I want to
Speaker 1: drive so I can't hear anything. I just want wind,
Speaker 1: wind just blowing in my hair. What is the point
Speaker 1: of the convertible. It makes no sense whatsoever. It's the
Speaker 1: stupidest thing. So now I didn't buy a convertible. VW
Speaker 1: Beetle what Chris, Okay, No, I don't even have a
Speaker 1: gigantic head, all right, it's an above average sized head.
Speaker 1: It's not gigantic. My head is proportional to the rest
Speaker 1: of my body. I'm six foot eight, so yes I know,
Speaker 1: and yes I see all your quite frankly hurtful comments
Speaker 1: about how big my feet are, about how big my
Speaker 1: hands are. Clay and Buck, my former friends have already
Speaker 1: told me they're not taking pictures with me anymore because
Speaker 1: then everyone makes fun of them for being short because
Speaker 1: I tower over them, even though they're both six footers.
Speaker 1: I know if I had a small head, what would
Speaker 1: I look like With a small head, I would look ridiculous.
Speaker 1: I have a head that is proportional to the rest
Speaker 1: of my body. Okay, all right, not very nice, and
Speaker 1: I'm such a nice person. Don't forget tomorrow's and ask
Speaker 1: doctor Jesse Friday. Jesse at Jesse Kelly show dot com
Speaker 1: asked me anything. Oh, great frontman of the most awesome
Speaker 1: band ever. I've always wanted to be a rock star
Speaker 1: in wish to know when the auditions start for delirious consequences.
Speaker 1: Though I'm also I also shred a mean air guitar.
Speaker 1: I would never dream of trying to overshadow the symmetrical one. Thankfully,
Speaker 1: my air drum skills are as amazing as my air guitar.
Speaker 1: You know what, we should hold tryouts for the band, Chris,
Speaker 1: what don't roll your eyes? I think that would be fun.
Speaker 1: Why Chris doesn't want people to shine in us to
Speaker 1: try to haul out the credit for himself. Hey, Jesse,
Speaker 1: you said you were an amazing napper and contribute part
Speaker 1: of that skill to the Marine Corps being able to
Speaker 1: nap anywhere anytime, I too acquired that skill. My question
Speaker 1: is what was your go to pillow out in the field.
Speaker 1: Mine was either my kevlar or my camel back. He said. Also,
Speaker 1: do you have any good stories of getting caught sleeping? Oh? Okay,
Speaker 1: one getting caught sleeping? Let me explain what he means.
Speaker 1: If you have never been, I don't need to put
Speaker 1: it that way. There's always someone awake in the Marine Corps. Always.
Speaker 1: Even if you're in the barracks, there's a watch walking around.
Speaker 1: If you're out in the field, there's a watch. We
Speaker 1: call it a firewatch. There's always somebody awake. You never, ever, ever, ever, ever,
Speaker 1: under any circumstances, put everyone to sleep. That's just basic discipline.
Speaker 1: There always has to be somebody up, and let me
Speaker 1: tell you, it sucks. Because you have to do the
Speaker 1: watch when you're a brand new marine and you're tired
Speaker 1: all the time because you're always you're doing all kinds
Speaker 1: of physically grueling work all the time. When it comes
Speaker 1: time to eat and or sleep, that is precious time.
Speaker 1: And so here's how to work. Sometimes you'll have to
Speaker 1: do an hour and then you have to go wake
Speaker 1: up the next guy, and he has to wake up
Speaker 1: and do an hour, then he wakes up the next guy.
Speaker 1: You have a list. Sometimes it's two hours, three hours.
Speaker 1: There are no cell phones, by the way, we didn't
Speaker 1: even have them when I was in It's two three
Speaker 1: hours of you by yourself, most of the time in
Speaker 1: the dark. And you don't want to be caught sleeping.
Speaker 1: If you get caught sleeping, and I've seen this before
Speaker 1: in the Marines, you would, You'd rather die, you would.
Speaker 1: They will abuse you on levels you cannot possibly imagine.
Speaker 1: Your life for at least the next twenty four hours,
Speaker 1: if not longer, will be a living hell, an absolute
Speaker 1: living hell. You don't want to get caught sleeping, because
Speaker 1: I witnessed that happened to enough people. I actually never
Speaker 1: fell asleep on watch. I was very much I look
Speaker 1: I redefined average when it came to Marines. I did
Speaker 1: not fall asleep. However, go to pillow, definitely, the camelback,
Speaker 1: the water bladder that you sleep on, Oh makes an outstand.
Speaker 1: It's like having a little bitty water bed. All right.
Speaker 1: I have a bunch of headlines I didn't get to
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get to them. Hang on, you're listening to
Speaker 1: the Oracle one. It's a screen baby the Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 1: It is The Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of The
Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show. And this is the weekend Baby. I
Speaker 1: know tomorrow's Friday, I know it is, but ask doctor Jesse.
Speaker 1: Friday is part of the weekend. It's something that, look,
Speaker 1: I know you live and die for it. Obviously, of
Speaker 1: what Chris they do. Oh hey, real quick, don't be
Speaker 1: a cheapo. Help out some widows and orphans. Tunnel to towers.
Speaker 1: They ask us for eleven bucks a month, and I do.
Speaker 1: I can't wait to see this. I told you about
Speaker 1: this before. They do Good Village in Florida. It's in
Speaker 1: Lando Lakes, Florida. They're building a hundred and ten home community,
Speaker 1: an entire community, and it's all for widows and orphans
Speaker 1: so they can all come together and live together and
Speaker 1: heal together and support each other. They just do awesome stuff.
Speaker 1: But again, you know, I've been involved in that nonprofit world.
Speaker 1: I moved to DC for a year and I got
Speaker 1: to see the ugly underbelly of that quote nonprofit world.
Speaker 1: Go look up Tunnel to Towers. I don't want you
Speaker 1: to take my word for it. In fact, time you
Speaker 1: ever think about giving a dime to whatever cause it is,
Speaker 1: no matter how good it sounds, I want you to
Speaker 1: look them up first. There's a bunch of charity rating places.
Speaker 1: Go look up Tunnel to Towers as charity rating. Yeah,
Speaker 1: now you know why I ask your money goes to
Speaker 1: the widows and orphans. Go to t the number two
Speaker 1: t dot org. Sign up to give eleven bucks a
Speaker 1: month automatically two t dot org. All right. I had
Speaker 1: to read this one before I get the headlines because
Speaker 1: it applies to me today. Dear Jesse. My mom loves
Speaker 1: to eat outside, and I think it's crazy. One time
Speaker 1: we went to this restaurant on Lake Minnetonka up here
Speaker 1: in Minnesota, and the restaurant has seating right next to
Speaker 1: the lake, and my mom insisted we eat outside by
Speaker 1: the lake. Nope, I forced her to eat inside where
Speaker 1: it was air conditioned and not ninety degrees. And for
Speaker 1: some strange reason, they have a smaller menu when you
Speaker 1: eat outside. Not sure why. That is almost happened to
Speaker 1: me today. Get this, Chris, we drove. I told you
Speaker 1: I had to take the inlaws to lunch. I got
Speaker 1: to take the inlaws to lunch. Princess, if you're listening,
Speaker 1: I said I got to take the inmlaws in lunch.
Speaker 1: I got to take the inlaws to lunch today, Me,
Speaker 1: the wife, the inlaws. I drove with my father in law.
Speaker 1: Wife drove with her mother. They got there a little
Speaker 1: bit ahead of us. I walk up and it turned
Speaker 1: out my mother in law, who's always cold just like
Speaker 1: her daughter is, had tried to get us a table outside.
Speaker 1: It's like eighty seven degrees today in Houston. Yeah it is, Chris.
Speaker 1: It's like eighty seven degrees today. And the humidity I
Speaker 1: haven't looked. I bet you it's hovering somewhere around two
Speaker 1: hundred percent. I don't go sit outside so I can
Speaker 1: sit in my own butt sweat while I eat breakfast. Okay,
Speaker 1: eat inside. This goes right back to the convertible thing.
Speaker 1: I don't understand it at all. And you know what,
Speaker 1: we're not going to get on a sidetrack here. I'm
Speaker 1: too focused to allow something like that to happen. Create.
Speaker 1: And now here's a headline, you know the thing. Headlines
Speaker 1: we didn't get to you. Colorado baker fighting ruling over
Speaker 1: gender transition cake. The Colorado baker who won a partial
Speaker 1: Supreme Court victory after refusing on religious grounds to make
Speaker 1: gay wedding couple's cakes, is challenging a separate ruling because
Speaker 1: they tried to get the guy to make him a
Speaker 1: gender transition cake. Here's a little reminder to you, the
Speaker 1: LGBTQ activists, they're not after tolerance, they're not after equality.
Speaker 1: Those are all absolute lies they tell you. They are
Speaker 1: attempting to smash the right, particularly the Christian right. They
Speaker 1: are very much the tip of the spear for smashing
Speaker 1: the Christian Church with the Communists in America, which the
Speaker 1: Communists in America I wanted to do for a very
Speaker 1: long time. These people are vicious little monsters, and you
Speaker 1: know what, not to get off on a side tangent here.
Speaker 1: But I had just heard another church I forget whose
Speaker 1: it was someone told me, as pastor got up and
Speaker 1: talked about it, we gotta be above all that, above
Speaker 1: all that politics. Churches should be leading their people in
Speaker 1: mass to the polls to vote in mass. Instead we
Speaker 1: get that way, we should turn the other check guys,
Speaker 1: pathetic Biden administration ways complete blocked on offshore oil drilling
Speaker 1: as gas prices keep rising. Here's a little reminder to
Speaker 1: you that Joe Biden and his administration are in no
Speaker 1: way failing in the eyes of the communist It has
Speaker 1: been one gigantic success because the destruction is the goal.
Speaker 1: The destruction is intentional. They're not looking at your gas
Speaker 1: prices or your prices on anything and saying to themselves, ah,
Speaker 1: did we scruce something up here? The thought never even
Speaker 1: entered their mind. It is all going according to plan.
Speaker 1: FBI won't say if it has arrested anyone over attacks
Speaker 1: on pro life organizations, Well, why would they arrest themselves.
Speaker 1: California will start handing out one thousand and fifty dollars
Speaker 1: stimulus checks to residents this week to combat inflation. You
Speaker 1: have got to love that. Can you even wrap your
Speaker 1: mind around what that's going to do to the budget
Speaker 1: In California smashing and already bloated budget. My goodness, these
Speaker 1: blue states are going to implode bad. North Korea flies
Speaker 1: war planes near South Korea after missile launches. Are all
Speaker 1: the nuclear powers circling each other now? Because I feel
Speaker 1: like all the nuclear powers are circling each other now?
Speaker 1: RuSHA is on the move. North Korea's firing ballistic missiles,
Speaker 1: ballistic missiles, ballistic missiles. Joe Biden's got a carrier group
Speaker 1: on the move. Doesn't seem good. Federal Appeals Court rules
Speaker 1: Obama era DACA program is illegal, but says the six
Speaker 1: hundred thousand already in the US can stay. And this
Speaker 1: is what the communist does so well. He pushes for
Speaker 1: what he wants, whether it's legal or illegal, it doesn't
Speaker 1: go into his mind, he understands. Just jam it through
Speaker 1: right now, Just cram it in there, and even if
Speaker 1: it gets overturned in the end, you'll still come out
Speaker 1: better off than you were before. Sure, DACA is illegal now,
Speaker 1: but those are six hundred thousand brand new Democrat voters
Speaker 1: in the country permanently freaking brilliant. Louisiana is divesting treasury
Speaker 1: funds from black Rock. The state Treasurer says ESG investing
Speaker 1: threatens democracy, economic freedom, and individual liberty. Watching these red
Speaker 1: states start to reject ESG and these six communists who
Speaker 1: are trying to bankrupt us warms my heart. But it
Speaker 1: also means we're definitely going to need a national divorce study.
Speaker 1: Childlessness leads to liberalism, support for homosexuality, abortion, and promiscuity,
Speaker 1: while parenthood creates conservatism and traditional values. Gee, I can't
Speaker 1: imagine why. At last, Stephanick demands Biden crime family revealed
Speaker 1: Delaware guest list. Here's a reminder that on top of
Speaker 1: every other institution, they've corrupted the Secret Service themselves. They're
Speaker 1: covering for Joe Biden by not announcing who visits him
Speaker 1: in Delaware when he spends twenty eight percent of his
Speaker 1: time in Delaware. They actually pulled the records. There were
Speaker 1: we supposed to be keeping records. Man, I had no idea.
Speaker 1: My bad. Look, we had it right here. Must have
Speaker 1: lost the log book. All right, you me, We're gonna
Speaker 1: have a good day to more. We're gonna spend all
Speaker 1: three hours answering your questions. We're gonna laugh, we're gonna cry.
Speaker 1: Well that's not true. Maybe you'll cry. I don't think
Speaker 1: I'll cry, but we're gonna laugh, talk about the news
Speaker 1: of the day, whatever you want to talk about. Email
Speaker 1: your questions in right now. Email them to Jesse at
Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show dot com. Jesse at Jesse Kelly show
Speaker 1: dot com. I'm also going to be on clan Buck
Speaker 1: Show tomorrow at two thirty Eastern time to defend my
Speaker 1: honor against those snakes who are bespurging me about the
Speaker 1: tequila shots. Jesse at Jesse Kelly show dot com. That's
Speaker 1: all