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Speaker 1: It is The Jesse Kelly Show, final hour of The

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Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show on a Thursday, and then tomorrow the

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Speaker 1: greatest day of the week, asked doctor Jesse Friday. It's

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Speaker 1: practically a holiday out there. All right, Well, I do

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Speaker 1: have another one of these gut wrenching COVID stories. I

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Speaker 1: told you you can always send to me. But first,

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Speaker 1: I feel like we need to do We need to

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Speaker 1: pay our respects and give a shout out to Vice

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Speaker 1: President Dome. You see, Dome, I know you're gonna be

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Speaker 1: shocked by this. Somebody slammed into a rear end. Apparently

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Speaker 1: the headline is Kamala involved in a car accident. So look,

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Speaker 1: we don't know how hard it was. We are obviously grateful.

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Speaker 1: Everyone's okay. That's probably a result of years and years

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Speaker 1: of experience for her. But just look, it's not easy

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Speaker 1: getting rear ended, all right. I can't personally say testify

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Speaker 1: Just so shouts thoughts and prayers the Vice President Dome

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Speaker 1: from us here at the Jesse Kelly Show to her. Now,

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Speaker 1: let's get to something ugly. Let's talk about Chris. No,

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Speaker 1: I'm kidding. No, seriously, let's get to something ugly. Because

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Speaker 1: I saw our good friend doctor Fauci's making the rounds

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Speaker 1: again on the Talk the Comedy Circuit. He's having a

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Speaker 1: good old time with his old buddy Stephen Colbert out there.

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Speaker 1: Did iver mecton do anything? No? Okay, humans do take it,

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Speaker 1: but not for this purpose. Right. It does not help

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Speaker 1: with COVID and it could be dangerous. Okay, Hydroxa chloroquinn

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Speaker 1: did it do anything? No? No, So people who hoarded

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Speaker 1: that No, No, no reason to have done that. Okay,

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Speaker 1: just just checking. That's so funny, isn't it so funny? Oh?

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Speaker 1: They went on? They went on, is in on whether

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Speaker 1: the vaccine is safe? Oh, without a doubt. It's been

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Speaker 1: given to billions of people and billions of doses, So

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Speaker 1: there's no doubt. Safety is off the table. Is no

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Speaker 1: doubt it is safe? Hm. Email hello Jesse, Can I

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Speaker 1: tell you my COVID story about my son? He is

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Speaker 1: also a special needs young man, profoundly autistic and nonverbal.

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Speaker 1: He has never spoken, and he never will despite all

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Speaker 1: until the state of Minnesota shut down in twenty twenty.

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Speaker 1: My son is now in his mid twenties and done

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Speaker 1: with school. He lives in a group home and has

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Speaker 1: done all right for himself until the shutdown. At that time,

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Speaker 1: the staff started to wear masks around the clock and

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Speaker 1: My son, though, doesn't understand even one of those things,

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Speaker 1: and would try to take the masks off and was

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Speaker 1: getting more and more aggressive the more he had to

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Speaker 1: spend all of his time at home. He would try

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Speaker 1: to go out and was stopped. I think you can

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Speaker 1: guess the trajectory this started to go on. He was

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Speaker 1: has been put in the hospital three additional times since then. Anyway,

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Speaker 1: when things started to get back to normal again, he

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Speaker 1: since what is he supposed to do now? His world

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Speaker 1: was destroyed by this state and he will very likely

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Speaker 1: never be the same. Don't let them get away with this, Jesse,

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Speaker 1: you were one of the few left who demand some accountability.

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Speaker 1: My son's name is Brian and he shouldn't be shoved

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Speaker 1: it's so funny. Remember when we remember when we pushed

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Speaker 1: panic on all the country. We came up with stupid

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Speaker 1: these people, because of the faucis of the world. You're

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Speaker 1: It sounds so stupid, and we make fun of it,

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Speaker 1: destroyed undending amounts of lives. I've remectin hijos chlora clint

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Speaker 1: doctors who successfully treated patients with those drugs. So this

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Speaker 1: this is why I simply cannot stand this way of

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Speaker 1: thinking for any candidate I support for any office in

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Speaker 1: the future. Happened to the President in the twenty sixteen election,

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Speaker 1: and throughout the first two years of his administration was abhorrent.

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Speaker 1: The proper investigative and prosecutive standards of the Department of

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Speaker 1: Justice were abused in order to reach a particular result.

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Speaker 1: We saw two different standards of justice emerge, one that

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Speaker 1: everybody else. We can't allow this ever to happen again.

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Speaker 1: But this cannot be and it will not be a

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Speaker 1: tit for tat exercise. We are not going to lower

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Speaker 1: away from a dual system of justice is to make

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Speaker 1: sure that we scrupulously apply the single and proper standard

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Speaker 1: of justice for everybody. I will not stand by and

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Speaker 1: just let people talk like that continually. On the right,

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Speaker 1: there's not going to be a tit for tat. Why

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Speaker 1: is the standard GOP messaging right now? Oh no, No,

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Speaker 1: we are going to haul people in for trials. People

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Speaker 1: have to be arrested. We need a special prosecutor for

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Speaker 1: America's public health officials. And at the state level, you

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Speaker 1: But maybe that's it. Maybe that's why we can't get

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Speaker 1: a reckoning, a reckoning, a public hearing. Maybe that's why

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Speaker 1: we can't do it, because the truth is, I haven't

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Speaker 1: forgotten how many of the GOP people were in on it. Oh,

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Speaker 1: every single national Republican. Oh yeah, sorry, we gotta shut

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Speaker 1: it down. It's just fifteen days. Hey. Vaccines, those are sweet, right,

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Speaker 1: those will definitely work really well. Oh, sorry about the

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Speaker 1: stroke you just had. Oh no, the cloth on your face,

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Speaker 1: that definitely does a lot. Oh yeah, we're a piece

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Speaker 1: You can send me these stories. If you have them,

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Speaker 1: send them to me. I'm never gonna let it go.

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Speaker 1: I'm never going to forget how normal people were abused

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Speaker 1: Does Brian get to move on? Does Brian's father get

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Speaker 1: It's not gigantic. My head is proportional to the rest

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Speaker 1: of my body. I'm six foot eight, so yes I know,

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Speaker 1: and yes I see all your quite frankly hurtful comments

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Speaker 1: about how big my feet are, about how big my

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Speaker 1: hands are. Clay and Buck, my former friends have already

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Speaker 1: told me they're not taking pictures with me anymore because

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Speaker 1: then everyone makes fun of them for being short because

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00:25:12,400 --> 00:25:14,720
Speaker 1: I tower over them, even though they're both six footers.

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Speaker 1: I know if I had a small head, what would

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Speaker 1: I look like With a small head, I would look ridiculous.

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Speaker 1: I have a head that is proportional to the rest

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Speaker 1: of my body. Okay, all right, not very nice, and

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Speaker 1: I'm such a nice person. Don't forget tomorrow's and ask

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Speaker 1: doctor Jesse Friday. Jesse at Jesse Kelly show dot com

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Speaker 1: asked me anything. Oh, great frontman of the most awesome

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00:25:38,359 --> 00:25:41,920
Speaker 1: band ever. I've always wanted to be a rock star

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00:25:43,119 --> 00:25:47,119
Speaker 1: in wish to know when the auditions start for delirious consequences.

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Speaker 1: Though I'm also I also shred a mean air guitar.

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00:25:50,760 --> 00:25:55,560
Speaker 1: I would never dream of trying to overshadow the symmetrical one. Thankfully,

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Speaker 1: my air drum skills are as amazing as my air guitar.

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Speaker 1: You know what, we should hold tryouts for the band, Chris,

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00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:05,440
Speaker 1: what don't roll your eyes? I think that would be fun.

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00:26:05,720 --> 00:26:07,920
Speaker 1: Why Chris doesn't want people to shine in us to

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Speaker 1: try to haul out the credit for himself. Hey, Jesse,

448
00:26:10,680 --> 00:26:13,360
Speaker 1: you said you were an amazing napper and contribute part

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Speaker 1: of that skill to the Marine Corps being able to

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Speaker 1: nap anywhere anytime, I too acquired that skill. My question

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Speaker 1: is what was your go to pillow out in the field.

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Speaker 1: Mine was either my kevlar or my camel back. He said. Also,

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Speaker 1: do you have any good stories of getting caught sleeping? Oh? Okay,

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Speaker 1: one getting caught sleeping? Let me explain what he means.

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Speaker 1: If you have never been, I don't need to put

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Speaker 1: it that way. There's always someone awake in the Marine Corps. Always.

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Speaker 1: Even if you're in the barracks, there's a watch walking around.

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Speaker 1: If you're out in the field, there's a watch. We

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Speaker 1: call it a firewatch. There's always somebody awake. You never, ever, ever, ever, ever,

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Speaker 1: under any circumstances, put everyone to sleep. That's just basic discipline.

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Speaker 1: There always has to be somebody up, and let me

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Speaker 1: tell you, it sucks. Because you have to do the

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Speaker 1: watch when you're a brand new marine and you're tired

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Speaker 1: all the time because you're always you're doing all kinds

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Speaker 1: of physically grueling work all the time. When it comes

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Speaker 1: time to eat and or sleep, that is precious time.

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Speaker 1: And so here's how to work. Sometimes you'll have to

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Speaker 1: do an hour and then you have to go wake

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Speaker 1: up the next guy, and he has to wake up

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Speaker 1: and do an hour, then he wakes up the next guy.

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Speaker 1: You have a list. Sometimes it's two hours, three hours.

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Speaker 1: There are no cell phones, by the way, we didn't

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Speaker 1: even have them when I was in It's two three

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Speaker 1: hours of you by yourself, most of the time in

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Speaker 1: the dark. And you don't want to be caught sleeping.

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Speaker 1: If you get caught sleeping, and I've seen this before

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Speaker 1: in the Marines, you would, You'd rather die, you would.

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Speaker 1: They will abuse you on levels you cannot possibly imagine.

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Speaker 1: Your life for at least the next twenty four hours,

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Speaker 1: if not longer, will be a living hell, an absolute

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Speaker 1: living hell. You don't want to get caught sleeping, because

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Speaker 1: I witnessed that happened to enough people. I actually never

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Speaker 1: fell asleep on watch. I was very much I look

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Speaker 1: I redefined average when it came to Marines. I did

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Speaker 1: not fall asleep. However, go to pillow, definitely, the camelback,

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Speaker 1: the water bladder that you sleep on, Oh makes an outstand.

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Speaker 1: It's like having a little bitty water bed. All right.

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Speaker 1: I have a bunch of headlines I didn't get to

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna get to them. Hang on, you're listening to

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Speaker 1: the Oracle one. It's a screen baby the Jesse Kelly Show.

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Speaker 1: It is The Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of The

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Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show. And this is the weekend Baby. I

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Speaker 1: know tomorrow's Friday, I know it is, but ask doctor Jesse.

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Speaker 1: Friday is part of the weekend. It's something that, look,

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Speaker 1: I know you live and die for it. Obviously, of

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Speaker 1: what Chris they do. Oh hey, real quick, don't be

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Speaker 1: a cheapo. Help out some widows and orphans. Tunnel to towers.

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Speaker 1: They ask us for eleven bucks a month, and I do.

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Speaker 1: I can't wait to see this. I told you about

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Speaker 1: this before. They do Good Village in Florida. It's in

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Speaker 1: Lando Lakes, Florida. They're building a hundred and ten home community,

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Speaker 1: an entire community, and it's all for widows and orphans

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Speaker 1: so they can all come together and live together and

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Speaker 1: heal together and support each other. They just do awesome stuff.

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Speaker 1: But again, you know, I've been involved in that nonprofit world.

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Speaker 1: I moved to DC for a year and I got

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Speaker 1: to see the ugly underbelly of that quote nonprofit world.

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Speaker 1: Go look up Tunnel to Towers. I don't want you

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Speaker 1: to take my word for it. In fact, time you

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Speaker 1: ever think about giving a dime to whatever cause it is,

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Speaker 1: no matter how good it sounds, I want you to

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Speaker 1: look them up first. There's a bunch of charity rating places.

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Speaker 1: Go look up Tunnel to Towers as charity rating. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: now you know why I ask your money goes to

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Speaker 1: the widows and orphans. Go to t the number two

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Speaker 1: t dot org. Sign up to give eleven bucks a

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Speaker 1: month automatically two t dot org. All right. I had

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Speaker 1: to read this one before I get the headlines because

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Speaker 1: it applies to me today. Dear Jesse. My mom loves

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Speaker 1: to eat outside, and I think it's crazy. One time

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Speaker 1: we went to this restaurant on Lake Minnetonka up here

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Speaker 1: in Minnesota, and the restaurant has seating right next to

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Speaker 1: the lake, and my mom insisted we eat outside by

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Speaker 1: the lake. Nope, I forced her to eat inside where

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Speaker 1: it was air conditioned and not ninety degrees. And for

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Speaker 1: some strange reason, they have a smaller menu when you

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Speaker 1: eat outside. Not sure why. That is almost happened to

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Speaker 1: me today. Get this, Chris, we drove. I told you

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Speaker 1: I had to take the inlaws to lunch. I got

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Speaker 1: to take the inlaws to lunch. Princess, if you're listening,

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Speaker 1: I said I got to take the inmlaws in lunch.

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Speaker 1: I got to take the inlaws to lunch today, Me,

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Speaker 1: the wife, the inlaws. I drove with my father in law.

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Speaker 1: Wife drove with her mother. They got there a little

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Speaker 1: bit ahead of us. I walk up and it turned

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Speaker 1: out my mother in law, who's always cold just like

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Speaker 1: her daughter is, had tried to get us a table outside.

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Speaker 1: It's like eighty seven degrees today in Houston. Yeah it is, Chris.

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00:31:34,880 --> 00:31:38,000
Speaker 1: It's like eighty seven degrees today. And the humidity I

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Speaker 1: haven't looked. I bet you it's hovering somewhere around two

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Speaker 1: hundred percent. I don't go sit outside so I can

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Speaker 1: sit in my own butt sweat while I eat breakfast. Okay,

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00:31:49,680 --> 00:31:52,280
Speaker 1: eat inside. This goes right back to the convertible thing.

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Speaker 1: I don't understand it at all. And you know what,

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Speaker 1: we're not going to get on a sidetrack here. I'm

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Speaker 1: too focused to allow something like that to happen. Create.

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Speaker 1: And now here's a headline, you know the thing. Headlines

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Speaker 1: we didn't get to you. Colorado baker fighting ruling over

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Speaker 1: gender transition cake. The Colorado baker who won a partial

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Speaker 1: Supreme Court victory after refusing on religious grounds to make

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Speaker 1: gay wedding couple's cakes, is challenging a separate ruling because

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Speaker 1: they tried to get the guy to make him a

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Speaker 1: gender transition cake. Here's a little reminder to you, the

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Speaker 1: LGBTQ activists, they're not after tolerance, they're not after equality.

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Speaker 1: Those are all absolute lies they tell you. They are

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Speaker 1: attempting to smash the right, particularly the Christian right. They

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00:32:49,480 --> 00:32:53,280
Speaker 1: are very much the tip of the spear for smashing

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Speaker 1: the Christian Church with the Communists in America, which the

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Speaker 1: Communists in America I wanted to do for a very

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Speaker 1: long time. These people are vicious little monsters, and you

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Speaker 1: know what, not to get off on a side tangent here.

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Speaker 1: But I had just heard another church I forget whose

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Speaker 1: it was someone told me, as pastor got up and

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00:33:11,600 --> 00:33:13,720
Speaker 1: talked about it, we gotta be above all that, above

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00:33:13,800 --> 00:33:18,640
Speaker 1: all that politics. Churches should be leading their people in

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Speaker 1: mass to the polls to vote in mass. Instead we

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Speaker 1: get that way, we should turn the other check guys,

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00:33:28,160 --> 00:33:33,640
Speaker 1: pathetic Biden administration ways complete blocked on offshore oil drilling

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Speaker 1: as gas prices keep rising. Here's a little reminder to

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Speaker 1: you that Joe Biden and his administration are in no

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Speaker 1: way failing in the eyes of the communist It has

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Speaker 1: been one gigantic success because the destruction is the goal.

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Speaker 1: The destruction is intentional. They're not looking at your gas

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Speaker 1: prices or your prices on anything and saying to themselves, ah,

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Speaker 1: did we scruce something up here? The thought never even

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00:34:02,360 --> 00:34:05,280
Speaker 1: entered their mind. It is all going according to plan.

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Speaker 1: FBI won't say if it has arrested anyone over attacks

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Speaker 1: on pro life organizations, Well, why would they arrest themselves.

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Speaker 1: California will start handing out one thousand and fifty dollars

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Speaker 1: stimulus checks to residents this week to combat inflation. You

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Speaker 1: have got to love that. Can you even wrap your

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Speaker 1: mind around what that's going to do to the budget

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Speaker 1: In California smashing and already bloated budget. My goodness, these

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Speaker 1: blue states are going to implode bad. North Korea flies

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Speaker 1: war planes near South Korea after missile launches. Are all

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Speaker 1: the nuclear powers circling each other now? Because I feel

587
00:34:46,480 --> 00:34:49,000
Speaker 1: like all the nuclear powers are circling each other now?

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Speaker 1: RuSHA is on the move. North Korea's firing ballistic missiles,

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Speaker 1: ballistic missiles, ballistic missiles. Joe Biden's got a carrier group

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00:34:59,360 --> 00:35:03,760
Speaker 1: on the move. Doesn't seem good. Federal Appeals Court rules

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Speaker 1: Obama era DACA program is illegal, but says the six

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Speaker 1: hundred thousand already in the US can stay. And this

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00:35:11,680 --> 00:35:14,920
Speaker 1: is what the communist does so well. He pushes for

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Speaker 1: what he wants, whether it's legal or illegal, it doesn't

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Speaker 1: go into his mind, he understands. Just jam it through

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Speaker 1: right now, Just cram it in there, and even if

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00:35:25,320 --> 00:35:28,319
Speaker 1: it gets overturned in the end, you'll still come out

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Speaker 1: better off than you were before. Sure, DACA is illegal now,

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Speaker 1: but those are six hundred thousand brand new Democrat voters

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Speaker 1: in the country permanently freaking brilliant. Louisiana is divesting treasury

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Speaker 1: funds from black Rock. The state Treasurer says ESG investing

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Speaker 1: threatens democracy, economic freedom, and individual liberty. Watching these red

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Speaker 1: states start to reject ESG and these six communists who

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00:35:54,480 --> 00:35:57,360
Speaker 1: are trying to bankrupt us warms my heart. But it

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Speaker 1: also means we're definitely going to need a national divorce study.

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Speaker 1: Childlessness leads to liberalism, support for homosexuality, abortion, and promiscuity,

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Speaker 1: while parenthood creates conservatism and traditional values. Gee, I can't

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Speaker 1: imagine why. At last, Stephanick demands Biden crime family revealed

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Speaker 1: Delaware guest list. Here's a reminder that on top of

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Speaker 1: every other institution, they've corrupted the Secret Service themselves. They're

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Speaker 1: covering for Joe Biden by not announcing who visits him

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Speaker 1: in Delaware when he spends twenty eight percent of his

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Speaker 1: time in Delaware. They actually pulled the records. There were

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Speaker 1: we supposed to be keeping records. Man, I had no idea.

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Speaker 1: My bad. Look, we had it right here. Must have

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Speaker 1: lost the log book. All right, you me, We're gonna

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Speaker 1: have a good day to more. We're gonna spend all

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Speaker 1: three hours answering your questions. We're gonna laugh, we're gonna cry.

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Speaker 1: Well that's not true. Maybe you'll cry. I don't think

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Speaker 1: I'll cry, but we're gonna laugh, talk about the news

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Speaker 1: of the day, whatever you want to talk about. Email

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Speaker 1: your questions in right now. Email them to Jesse at

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Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show dot com. Jesse at Jesse Kelly show

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Speaker 1: dot com. I'm also going to be on clan Buck

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Speaker 1: Show tomorrow at two thirty Eastern time to defend my

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Speaker 1: honor against those snakes who are bespurging me about the

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Speaker 1: tequila shots. Jesse at Jesse Kelly show dot com. That's

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Speaker 1: all